Giggly Squad - Giggling about Halloween outfits, stay at home girlfriends, and intensive therapy

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my Galilayo, Giggly. What the heck. Galilayo, Galilayo. Actually, I watched you name night at the museum last night. Oh my god, that's such a beautiful pure movie. I needed something that was like really wholesome. I love that film.

You know, thank you. After a very non-wholesome Halloween weekend, what happened? It went to Miami, which literally flashbacks to Salami Squad. Did not say the good time hotel. Where did you stay? It was actually really funny. I was telling this like a random girl. I was like, oh, last time I was in Miami,

I was on like my friends' bathroom party. She was like, oh my God, so fun, where did you stay? And I was like, oh, this place called the good time hotel. And she was like, I've never heard of it. And I was like, oh my god, so fun, where'd you stay? And I was like, oh, this place called the Good Time Hotel. And she's like, I've never heard of it. And I was like, there's a reason. OK, the rooms were very small. I was like, it was the best weekend of my life. It's not about where you are to your wish.

So true. At least it wasn't a best Western. I mean, when did you decide you were going to Miami for Halloween? I didn't even know this. I didn't even really go for Halloween One of our friends is like a professional golfer and he had a golf tournament But I didn't even go to wait. I think whatever wants to know is who was the gorgeous man So everyone in my DMs was like oh my god

You're cheating on Craig and I was like yeah, for sure. I'm cheating on Craig. And I was like, yeah, for sure. I'm cheating on Craig and I'm going to post it on my Instagram story. That man could not be more gay. His boyfriend was literally in the background. I mean, I'm not more disgusted by your labia. No, literally. Could not be more disgusted by my body type. No, that's my friend, Jeremy, who has literally been voted. could not be more disgusted by my body type.

No, that's my friend Jeremy, who has literally been voted the best looking man on multiple publications. Oh my God. I've been very attracted to the game, Anne-Lately. But I was thinking, could you date the best looking man? I know I couldn't. Oh, you know, I'm all shallow. I like having the hot, like, side piece.

Does this my trophy has been? Yeah, I like the opposite. Not that I'm like saying Craig is ugly. No, Craig is fully your accessory at this point. Very good looking, but I don't think I could date someone that pretty. I also think that people who are that pretty like are fucking annoying. It's Jeremy.

Jeremy, you're annoying. No, Jeremy's not annoying. No, no, no, he's gay. So like, that's a whole different thing. Like, you guys are always beautiful. Yeah, but like a hot, a really hot, straight man, like a pretty straight man really hot, straight man, like a pretty straight man.

You have no trauma. So in turn, you have no personality. And then you just lie. Then you're liar. And then she didn't. And you murdered people. Yeah, and you just like. You've never been taught right or wrong

because of pretty privilege. So you do crazy shit. And you get like you've never been taught right or wrong because of pretty privilege So you do crazy shit when you're good and you get away with it The way you get a personality is from people telling you to shut the fuck up and then you realize what's Okay to say and what's not but when you're good looking everyone just goes oh my god That's so funny. They talked wow Amazing. Yeah, so I had a really fun Halloween weekend. We actually didn't dress up any night. Yeah.

Did Craig get to wear eye liner? He loves eye liner. No, he didn't. He didn't even wear Halloween costume this year. Was he okay? I don't know. If he was like, if he was okay, but there was no opportunity to like dress up and go out. Honestly, I didn and go out.

Honestly, I didn't go out two nights in Miami that I was there. I was like, oh my god, is this adult thing? Oh, you were doing dinner? We just like chilled and like, well, they were like playing golf so they were like, had to, they couldn't go out some nights because they had to wake up and like, do their jobs, which I had a whole night.

Oh, so it was like a real tournament. It was like a real tournament which they won like a real tournament, which they won. So then we celebrated on Sunday night and then I came home on Monday, yesterday. Wow. This is a golf podcast. This is a full golf podcast. And I tried to tell people there that I host a golf podcast, but no one was listening to me.

It was like, so funny. If you guys need any tips, you went up to the booth. I was like, so funny if you guys need any tips. You went up to the booth. I can't really tell you guys if you need some insight. I was like, if you need anyone to commentate on this golf tournament, I actually run a golf podcast, so it's so funny that I'm here. I did see some gigglers at the golf tournament and they commented on how I was probably doing research.

I was like, you're just like gosh. I have a secular impact. You're just like, I have a pad of paper the whole time and I was like, what are you doing in your research? I have like a press pass. I'm like, sorry, I have to go with ESPN, gotta go. You're like, excuse me, Bubba Watson. What was going through your head when you decided on that color salmon for your shirt?

The number one thing that I realized at this particular golf tournament is that the golfers were allowed to wear shorts. And that was something I was very intrigued by. Oh, is this because it's like the new league? Yeah, this is like a new, it's not like the PGA, it's like a new thing. Okay, this is legitimately a golf podcast girl.

Yeah. Cause, okay, it's called live. Like the golf tournament is called like, or like whatever the company is, it's called live golf. And every time people were saying live, I kept thinking that they were talking about the club. Like a club.

No, it's a Leo club. And I was just like, wait, wait, what time are we going? Are you sure that it's open? You're like, when does it open? Did we get a table? And they were like, are you stupid? And I was like, gotta go. Wait, so girls, if you're talking to a guy

and you want to impress him about golf, be like, so what do you think about the new league live? Yeah. And say that your friend is friends with Dustin Johnson. He'll literally ejaculate on your leg. Dustin literally like won the golf tournament and I was like, I'm so glad that like the pointers I told you helped. It's just like, look at that. It's so weird that you're like friends with him. I know. So Dustin Johnson is known as the swaggiest man on tour. Yeah, for sure.

Him and his wife are just like so swaggy. Like he won. And all of a sudden, like, Proud of Shoes were like delivered to the house. Oh my God. I was like, what goes on? Well, he won like millions of dollars. what do you think it's like to be with a professional athlete from like experiencing the weekend?

She's stressed. She's stressed. Yeah. Because if he doesn't win, you have to like deal with him. Probably, I mean, luckily he won this weekend, but I've never been around him where he hasn't won. That's crazy, because like there's thousands of people in these tournaments.

And he always wins. But dating a professional athlete, you literally have to deal with their fucking mood swings. Like, oh, my team fucking lost. And they're acting like it's world war four. And you have to deal with him. He's a soldier. When you're literally,

no one cares about your little ball sport. Wait, did you see that TikTok? Okay, you know the... The... The... What the heck are their names? Like Logan Paul and what's the other one? Oh, um, Logan Paul, Jake Paul and he's with Julia Rose.

Okay, so she... There was like a clip on TikTok of her being like, I am never allowed to say anything because when you have a fight, all of your people are texting me being like, hey, make sure he, like nothing stresses him out and like make sure he's good for the fight and then like when you fight,

then it's like, well, he's celebrating, and she's like until I never have time where I can vent about anything or else it's my fault that you're upset. And he's just like silent during the clip and I was like, oh my God, that's like people expect so much from women. It's kind of insane sometimes, like in different situations.

It's also like victim blaming, like instead of being like, well you shouldn't have said that to him, be like, well maybe he can like, stop being a little bitch and like, focus and stop blaming it on her just cause she wanted to cuddle that morning. Right, women get blamed for literally everything.

Like you should have said something, really, or maybe you should have, I should not have to accommodate for what you might do. Dude, then you're just walking in egg shells all the time. I'm starting like a new bit about talking about how dumb he was, but like I let him get away with literally everything because he was on ESPN once a week barely. They were helmets.

Like he would lose, and I just like wouldn't text him. I'd be like, I'll let him reach out to me. Like I just was so scared. Like I didn't know what to do. I don't think I could ever date an athlete because here's the thing. At the end of the game your profession is a game. But it's like it's everything to you. Like my poor other boyfriend. I was long distance in college, I called him every night crying over tennis. Yeah. And he just had to listen to me cry. I was like the little fuzzy little ball didn't go where it's supposed to go. And I'm like,

Don't it, man, I'm like, no, speaking of dating tennis players though, do you know like the New York City Influencer scene? And tennis. Oh my god, I'm like very invest in this page lens. Yes, yes, stunning gorgeous blonde. Did it, Army Hammer and she dated Tyler Cameron. She's now dating. Okay, yes. Like one of the hot up and coming American tennis players. I did see that she has a new boyfriend.

He's Tommy Paul. So good looking. It's hard to look them in the face. California, dude, but this is where the world's collide. I've been following this girl, Morgan, who was dating tennis player Taylor Fritz. Okay. And Taylor Fritz is besties with Tommy Paul.

Now I'm weird with faces, so like, Paige Lorenz posted like the back of a guy's head once, and I was like like that's Tommy Paul now Paige Lorenz and Morgan are just hang out in like Tokyo Berlin All these places they were like in pair with their sexy tennis men Yeah, and I was like good for them. What so what's the drama? Honestly page there was no drama in that story. That's just a happy

story. Wow, I'm not used to those. I have blue balls from the story, actually. Honestly, I think that tennis players are going to be the new. I feel like when I first moved to New York City, if you dated a Yankee or a Ranger. It was like oh my god They're dating like an athlete now. I feel like it's tennis But this is the thing with tennis guys and golf guys It's really all on them like when they lose they can't be like well the pitch or suck that day No, it's like so intense that like you're a fucking loser and the matches are like five hours They travel every single week.

The lifestyle is hard, but like Morgan, this girl Morgan has been killing it. She does outfits for every match, like on her TikTok. I've seen her on TikTok. I've seen that. She's literally the blonde version of you. I love that. I'm also very into the TikToks where it's like,

a day in the life of a stay-at-home girlfriend. And they always start out with like, first day I feel like my water bottle and then I feel like his water bottle and I'm like, wow, I should drink water. Immediately you're like, this is aspirational. No, so aspirational and I was like, where did I go wrong that like I gave up on being a stay-at-home girlfriend? Honestly, I was talking to Sierra about this before. And I do have to say like, I'm so proud of us for being

so financially independent, because I always wanted it, but I didn't always see that for you. I did not see it for me, honestly. Like you didn't need it. Like you could have dated so many rich guys. I didn't like the rich guy. I like the hot poor man. I had every opportunity to be a stay-at-home girlfriend

and I denied all of it. And I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and appear panic being like, you could have had it all. You could have no had it all. Now could have no had no now you're going to have which is L has which at any time you can walk up and leave because you have your own money. At some point if Craig just Tom Brady's the situation and plays on reality TV. That is what will happen. Craig stops taking care of your children for 10 years.

If Craig ignores your entire family, you're unborn family. Who is Jizelle gonna date? Oh my God, Pete Davidson. I mean, I think she has to start out with Pete. I feel like Pete is like good luck Chuck. And he's like, let me show you the way until you're ready to like go out and find someone. I mean, I don't know. I have so many hopes and dreams for her. I'm excited for her.

Imagine like being stuck with the same dick that you're annoyed with. Like, I don't care who he is. Any dope dick becomes a dull dick eventually, if he's an asshole. A lot of guys choose to ignore the fact that she makes so much more money than Tom Brady. I don't see if I were her. I would just pick up a hot barista. Get a stay-at-home boyfriend. We'd just thought of my stay-at-home girlfriend video. I'd be like, first of all, make

myself a water, make him a water, but poison in him. There is a girl that does like a whole parody of them. Get the house. Like, day in the life of a stayed home girlfriend with my billionaire boyfriend, he told me that I was allowed to wake up today and clean the house, so I'm really excited to do that. She's like, I hate his kid, but I just have to be nice to them for me to be able to use the pool. What a life. What a life.

Yeah, Jizelle, she also might get back with Leo, people are saying, but also there's literally a bazillion men. Leo was just seen at a Halloween party with Gigi. He's still with Gigi? I mean, I think that they're like very casual. But yeah, they were spotted out this weekend, I think in New York City at a Halloween event together. Okay, speaking of Halloween stuff, who were your favorite celebrity costumes? Oh, did you see Heidi Klum when is a worm?

This morning I saw that, and not only did she go as a worm, but she then lied on the floor at the photo step-over. And that was just like Jared Leto has nothing on her in terms of what's it called? Method acting. Method acting. What about when they said, we did you see the meme about the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix?

And they were like, whatever the actor's name is, they were like, he was a method actor throughout the entire Like filming process and someone commented and was like, what is that me? So Evan Peters was cutting up bodies. Yeah, I mean that That shook me just going to gay bars trying to take guys home. Like just trying to murder people. I'm gonna take a picture. Yeah, I didn't love that.

I was in the Midwest for literally three weeks and every guy sounded like Jeffrey Dahmer and I was shooketh the whole time. Yeah, it's because they do their a's like so long. Oh yeah. I do have to say my favorite costume was Kendall's the cucumber both of hers the cucumber. Yeah, and the whatever not anti story the toy story cowboy girl Annie Annie

I thought she looked great. I had no inspiration this year. I mean we were were pairs in Nicole, which we were like, we honestly, and I felt like a real celebrity because we didn't go out for Halloween, but we posted a Halloween Esk photo shoot. I was like, are we Kylie Jenner? Like posting this photo shoot, but not doing actually doing something for Halloween. We

were teasing. We teased a photo. The announcement has not dropped yet. Hopefully in a couple days, but you have people really liked it and made me really happy. And I didn't do anything that night better. And I just cuddled and listened to the crazy sounds of New York City outside. Something that people don't talk about enough in New York City. If you live in an apartment, which most people do, you live in New York City. Your building is controls your heat and your air conditioning. At some time in fucking fake fall, which is September, they turn your air conditioning off, and now you have heat.

So you, some buildings you can't turn the heat off. In my building, I can turn the heat off, but like I can't turn the air off. In my building, I can turn the heat off, but I can't turn the air on, unless I take it apart and do something with it. So it's a sort of chamber. So it's literally fucking sweltering. So I had to open my windows last night to sleep and it's so fucking loud in New York City.

Oh, and you hear full conversations. I'll get invested into like a couple fighting Someone cursing a guy out cuz he like blocked their car or like they're dropping off the drug deal dropping things off I won't point the middle of the night. I turned to Craig and I like it was like 3 a.m We were both like sleeping but like awake and I just said I hate it here Well, he must be culturally shook from Charleston where he probably wakes up with like birds chirping and I just said I hate it here. Well, he must be culturally shook from Charleston where he probably wakes up with like birds chirping and like people farting rainbows.

No, literally. It's like the sweet sounds of children getting on the school bus, and the mailman coming and we have something like, move your fucking truck. Someone getting injected with a heroin needle. I was at a nail salon yesterday in Chinatown. I went with basically silver.

It's gotten mixed reviews online. Yeah, but I get, I'm like such a pushover, like literally she could do anything to my nails. Yeah. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Thank you. Who's $50. Yep. The drama that happens around me,

like every now and then, you know when you're like this person is gonna be an issue. Yes. Nothing, no bigger pet peeve, than upper east side girls getting their nails done next to me, like literally full on yelling at the nail technician. No, it could literally be everywhere though.

I've seen it in West Hampton, and you see just that one person that, I guess they're probably like this everywhere, like what they go on. Just like in the light. One girl's like, oh, you hit my cuticle. Like literally yelling like the girl just stabbed her

in the gut, and everyone's like kind of looks away, then the women start chatting. You literally chop my fingers off, and I'd be like, thank you. It's exactly what I wanted. Whenever one time have I been like yelling at someone, being like, you filed them too short.

That's not what I wanted. If I ever do that, please, I give full permission to smack me in the face. No, this woman yesterday was out of control. She was getting a pedicure next to me. And she was like asking about the ingredients that are in everything. Oh, bitch, come on.

She's like allergic or something. It's nail polish, it's toxic. It just was like, are you really trying to do this right now? Yeah. And then at one point, she was like gentle, gentle. And then she literally goes, give it to me. No. And takes the like, filer instead of doing it, like how she does it. And I'm

like, go home. Go home and send an e-couch and do your own nails. Literally go home. And then like her nails were supposed to dry. And she was like, I have to go. I have to go. And they're like, it's not dry. Like, you're gonna fuck it all up. Like all the work we've done and tortured we've dealt with for the last hour and a half. She's like, I don't have time to be here. And like just making a huge scene. And then there's the women who are just on speaker phone fighting with their boyfriends, which I enjoy way more than like top 40 radio.

If there's one thing, I have been guilty of before. It is being on the phone at the nail salon, but not speaker. Not speaker, I'm not like a full on psycho path, but it have been on the phone at the nail salon. But not speaker. Not speaker. I'm not like a full on psycho path, but it have been on the phone with my mom because I feel like it is a solace time where I'm like, okay, I can tell all my gossip right now.

And they know people don't wanna talk to me. They don't care about what I think. But most of the time, I'm just sitting there and it's nice to be quiet for a minute. It's nice to not speak. It's nice to not complain about something. I feel like I go into a trance when I get my nails done because I'm just like, I don't care what happens

for the next 30 minutes. I felt that way yesterday during my pedicure and then my manicure, I started to get like a little ADHD where I was like, oh, are we doing another layer? Okay, oh, we're doing another layer, okay? And I was like, I think my leg starts bouncing and I'm like, I think I need to get out of here. I get like claustrophobic.

That's the number one reason why I go to gloss lab because you can get your nails and toes done at the same time. So you are absolutely out of there in 30 minutes. I can't sit longer than 30 minutes. Oh yeah, I was at like my hour and a half mark and I started, I was like that kid in class who like, you're like, can't got to get out.

You gotta get out. What did you think about MGK and Megan Fox, dressing up as Tommy Lee and Pam, just full on doing cocaine? Just doing cocaine just doing cocaine Like out in the open Wait, where he was like doing People were like too far question

He was like doing lines off of her boobs like and it was definitely real cocaine like Megan Fox Fox and M.G.K. weren't like, it wasn't a prop. Like there's no way it was a prop. Now it was just like, wait, is this what people are doing nowadays? Go in the bathroom, like a normal person. I think it's fun. There are entertainment. So I love that they went all out. I don't know. That felt a little far for me because I was just like, wait, this is like a little... Where are you, Pamela Anderson? Yeah, last year, but my corset didn't fit, and I was in Charleston, and I hated my life, and I was just like, I hated here.

Ha-ha-ha. You're like, please don't bring up that dark, dark memory, but you wear kind of ahead of the curve. I do have to say, maybe it's because I was like on TikTok all night, but I feel like the costumes this year were so good because nostalgia's so in. Like there were so many good references. Like people did like freaky Friday with their mom.

They did the apparently kid. Like that's amazing. We got tagged in that a thousand million times. Millions times. A million. That was a good one. I don't know how a wiener for me is so, here's the thing, I feel like it's such a competitive holiday

that I just automatically opt out. I opt out. I opt out, but I do have to say week crush stars, but I kind of like this, we do a photo like a week before. You get a pitch fork and put it in a new bur. Here's the thing, everyone's been DMing me and they're like, where's the pitch fork? The pitch fork was left at the photo studio because I couldn't transport a pitch fork back from Queens back to my apartment and the reason I could get it there is because it was in a box and I just and I destroyed the box taking it out

So the pitch fork belongs to the photo studio in case they ever need it It also took her like a good 40 minutes to get it out of the box. Yeah Which we'll post the footage see we're so excited for the upcoming announcement Also, we still have tickets left in Atlanta for our second show, Sierra's coming. It's gonna be let. I'm very excited. Very excited to be with Atlanta. You have been doing admin this week.

Oh my God, what have I been doing? You texted me our flights to Atlanta way ahead of schedule. And you said, hey, this is the flight that I booked. Feel free to book the same. Oh, I blacked out. I don't know who that girl was. I was like, oh my god. She's an adult. Well, you know what happened? Des basically was like, to realize that when you book flights earlier, they're cheaper. And I was like, you know what? I knew that, but I didn't really think about it.

So I started booking like, oh my comedy flights. And also Sierra was like, well, if I I'm gonna come you guys have to tell me when And I was like well, we don't know when yet We do things three days before Okay, what was your mental health moments? I feel like I need one today. Oh My god, it was actually about relationships And it was really interesting Because the woman was talking about,

do you ever date a guy? And it just doesn't work out, even though he has so much potential, but he's just not meeting your needs. And then after you see him in a perfectly loving relationship, and you're literally all of my boyfriends. Yeah, did he change? And it's like, no, she was like,

I love relationships, We think of like, you want a type of guy. And then you get that guy. And then you wonder why you're not happy, because we don't talk about not only is he right for you, but like what your actual needs are. And you learn that by dating. And I feel like we know it by our gut, but we don't think about it. Like, oh, my needs are being met. We're just like, oh, my doesn't feel right. But like, when you think about it, like, needs, like, let's say I need, like, I'm at a six. That's my rating.

Like, I want affection, I want emotional support, I want time, like, whatever it is, that's six. And he, with, he's trying his very best. It's not like if he could, he would. He literally is cutting as hard as he woulding. Yeah. And he's only getting to a four. Yeah.

And you just like are like this. And that could mean, it doesn't mean like, oh, he's not calling you enough. It could literally like any part of the relationship. It's just not it for you. But then with that next girl, because of whatever her history is, where she is emotionally in her life,

her maturity level, she might just need a four. He's not giving her a six. He's giving her a four, but her to be complete, she only needs a four because of whoever she is as a person. And she might feel like it's a six to her. Right, we all have like a different level of neediness. And it's not even neediness. I feel personally offended and attacked

that I haven't gotten thank you notes from girlfriends after me. You know, because I'm just like, listen bitch. You think that he's great? I taught him to be great, and then I let him out into the wild. And then go be great for someone else. No, but Paige, I'm telling you, he's the same dude.

He's the same dude he was to you to her. Oh, Megan Dolan says. I actually recently saw an interview. I actually was Sophia Franklin with Lala Kent. Oh, OK. So Lala was basically saying that she's now friends with Amber Childs, the white, the original wife who fucking hated her. Because let's be honest, Lala was the next girl, yep, or the girl that there was kind

of a weird gray area with, and how they were not cool, They hated each other and then after the cheating, they got so close. Amber was like, thank you for taking him from me. And Lala was like, fuck you for not warning me about this. It's so crazy how girls are always painted against each other when in reality most of the time they would be friends if it wasn't for like society, like wanting them to fight or like

there has to be like a fight, you know? Yeah, I mean a lot of the time I would be friends with a lot of the people my exes have dated because they clearly have great taste. It's not even neat. It's like maybe the fucking demons that he has are more familiar to them because their mom treated them that way.

So they know how to cope with it better. Like that kind of shit. And it's also just finding someone where your trauma heals their trauma and vice versa. To many people. I have a mental health moment. I said to my therapist, like, oh, I feel like I only need to do once every two weeks. Oh my god, I want to tell that to my therapist.

She started to, did you say it to her? Yeah, she said no. She started laughing and she said, mm, I feel like we're on a once a week type schedule. She was like, and I feel like that's gonna be best for you. Dude, that's a problem with therapists. They never let you break up with them because they literally can gas let you be like,

no, no, no, you can't do life without me. And then you're like, yeah. I mean, I don't wanna break up with my therapist ever. I think she's like the best person I've ever met in my life. But I was just like, I feel like I don't really have things like once a week and she was like, okay, Paige, but then like if we do every two weeks, we don't have enough time for you to even get through your story

before we start actually talking about it. So we're gonna keep it once a week. You literal psycho. That's like, thank you. Thank you. People joke that therapy is either like a gossip day, or like just like a sad day. And some days it's a gossip day.

I'm like, you're not. I can't believe it. When I say, I can tell when my therapist is trying to like remember every character in the story. And she's like, wait, wait, wait. Okay, got it. Yup. And then what happened? And I'm like, I love that you're doing all this mental math because it is a lot.

My therapist has actually gone to the point where she dislikes people in my story, more than I dislike them. Like, I literally, one point was like, I think I should like, talk to this person and she was like, apps the fucking loot? Or when your therapist hits you with a, wow. Okay, wow. And she has to mentally process, and you're like, no, I know, right? They actually did that. And she's just like, yeah, okay. Well, we're gonna unpack this for a minute.

My first therapy session was iconic, like with this recent therapist, with this last one, because her whole thing, she was like, you really care about like results. Like you're very like win lose mentality, very black and white, and like life is not like that. It's like how you were raised, you were always like an athlete. So we have to really work on that.

And I was like, okay, and she's like, so what's going on? And I told her like, all the crazy shit that was going on with me with reality TV. It took me like 40 minutes, like delve really deep. And she goes, wow, this is by far the craziest thing that any of my clients are dealing with. And I go, so I want bitch. I want, bye, bye bitch. I love being on top. Thank you. Her therapy is just like, my therapist, I feel like the number one thing she says to me is like,

and have you said this out loud, and I was like, no bitch, I'm a Scorpio. I gave all this shit in, you're the only person that knows. She's like, it might help if you said this to that person, I'm like, I would never. She's like, yeah, with my eyes, I said it. I was like, no. I was like, have other people know what I'm thinking? Not me, not now, not ever.

She's like, okay, it's not great. I actually also have another good mental health moment. I work on like, what do you do in a given day? Cause like, I feel like with us, we have a lot of highs and lows in our career. And we're not good at the mundane. And like, happiness is the mundane. Like waking up on a Monday and just being

like happier existing, which like what a concept. Right. So I've been trying to like do my best. So when you do a key map for, came at me for that, they're like, you wake up every day and you're like, fuck. And I'm like, what's the alternative? Like what drugs are you guys taking that you don't? But this is the thing, because I used to do this.

I'd like, work out every day, because I was like, if I don't work out, I'm worthless. Yeah. I would, like, go out with friends, because I'm like, if I don't, I'm a fucking loser, I would make my bed, because I'm like, if I don't, like, I'm gross, I'd, or I, like, wouldn't want to do it, because I was making these decisions out of fear. Yes. So the way you change your day is to make decisions out of love, which literally is like I want to drink this water this morning because I love myself.

Like I want to go hang out with my friends because I literally love them so much. I want to clean my room because I love when my space is nice. And I, it's literally like playing tricks with your brain, but when you do things out of love, it like makes your day so much better because I do things out of fear. Because that's how I was controlled as a kid. Like with coaches, it's like, if you don't work out, you're gonna lose.

Yep, or like if you don't finish your homework, you're not gonna have a job. You're just like, wait, what? Yes, you will be homeless. If you fail this algebra test in seventh grade, you will be living on the streets for the rest of your life. It's just therapy is just so fucking good. And really, it's taken me, I feel like until I'm like 30 to realize the real way therapy works for you is if you're so brutally honest with your therapist because I used to go through time through I would like lie to my therapist and

I'm like this is a waste of both of our times and now I'm so honest and like that's why I get the wows every every four sentences so I'm like wow okay whoa. Do you ever go where she posits and she goes that is so sad? Where she goes does that really make sense though? And then you're both just silent for a second you're just like yeah, no, I know No, I'll do something and she'll be, she'll be shook. Next level shook and then I go and then and she's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like I'm always on to the next thing and she's like whoa, whoa, sit in that, sit in that. And I'm like, no bitch, this is part one. We have 17 parts to this.

That was just, that just a fucking appetite content. Oh my god. It's so like, you can help but laugh because if you don't laugh, you'll literally cry. You're just like, wait. My biggest thing in therapy too is that like, it really is, being happy is playing a fucking trick on your mind. Mine is always like, I have social anxiety and like

I'm always convinced that everybody hates me at all times and like if I say this like did I say too much do they like not like me and like my therapist will just be like have you ever thought of not thinking that and I'm just like what why would I not think that? And she's like, have you ever just thought like, nobody is thinking that about you and you're making it up in your head? And you're just like, I'm like, no, I read it on Instagram. I'm like, no, this was a personally message to me.

So, no, but they give you permission to change your thought process. And thought processes are habits. And they say you can change habits. Yeah. Like your brain is so malleable, but another piece of advice my therapist gave me because I was like, you know what, when you wake up

and you're like, I'm gonna change, I'm a different person today. Like I have my shit together, I love admin, I am like on my shit. She's like, that never works. You bring herself out. She's like, do one little thing a day. And if you do one percent different every day,

by the end of the month, you're 30 percent different. God, we are like therapists. We're literally therapists. We're honestly, we're toxic therapists. But here's the thing, Hannah, I feel like we are better than we think we are because we are also the two people that like, okay, perfect example, reality TV, like everyone's like, oh my God, you're such a shitster.

I'm actually not. It's that people wanna tell us things. Like I didn't ask for this information. I did not go in saying, hey, give me all the gossip. It's that I genuinely feel like people feel comfortable with us to say things. Because they're like, well, your life is super fucked up. So I feel like I can tell you about my fucked up life. You're going to give gonna give it to him straight

and we're also self-aware, which doesn't always work with reality TV editing. When you're self-aware, they don't wanna show you being self-aware. Yeah. Cause that's not good reality TV. I do have to say, I'll see these TikToks come up on my algorithm that are like,

oh, are you the person in the family that calls out people's bullshit? So you get treated like the black sheep and I was like, oh Like that legit happened to me. Yeah on reality TV. Yes. It's just such a weird life Speaking of weird, why do I want to buy Balenciaga Crocules what like I feel like an urge Like the more you want me not to, the more I want to. I have to talk to my therapist about that.

Okay, but realistically, realistically, where are you wearing them? Where am I not wearing them? To run errands, to go to events, to go to dinner. Were they comfortable? Could you put them in sport mode? So good. Could I sprint? Like a motherfucker.

Wait, Paige, they're so comfortable. And like, how high is the conversation starter? How high, normal? Like a three to four incher. Yep, yep, read a four incher, so comfy. But they are $600. It's, you don't need them. I mean, obviously, I don't need them.

And unless you're like in the midst of you redoing your apartment, not your endos apartment, your specific apartment, and you have them somewhere almost in like a display, like as like an art piece. Okay, that's fun. Like I don't hate that at all, it's almost like funny. I'm the person that I run through my shoes so much and I feel like these Polanciaga crocs would be sturdy.

I don't think so. I feel like you don't support me. Not in this endeavor, I don't. Not in this endeavor. I don't. Speaking of not liking things, what did you write about Craig? What? Craig doesn't like...

Craig doesn't? The thing that holds the world together? So I don't even know how we got on this... Oh, this is how it was. One night I was like mortaring Chipotle. Like, I don't give a fuck, I'm craving it. Craig was like, so crazy I've never had Chipotle. What, what, what? What? And I was like, so crazy I've never had Chipotle. What about, what?

What? And I was like, that's insane. Why? And he was like, well, I think it's because like, I don't really like guacamole. And I was like, just writing it down to my notes to bring it up to my therapist. I'm just like, I'm with someone who doesn't like guacamole. And he was like, no, no, no, no. Like if it's on the table and there are chips, I'll eat it.

But I'm not ordering guacamole. And he's like, and I'm not a huge burrito person, or taco person. It just keeps getting worse. No, no, no, I would literally have Mexican every night. I know you had people in judgment. I know you had. You loved this.

Does he eat Taco Bell? Like there are times where like the only time I ever have Taco Bell is like if it's been a rough week and at like 2 a.m. I'm like, fuck it. I'm ordering Taco Bell. And that's really the only time he's ever eaten it. Where like I'm eating a cheesy gordita crunch and I'll be like, what is that?

And then I'm like, I'm obviously not sober. And I'm like, I obviously got you one too. And I take it out of the bag and he'm like, I obviously got you one too. And I take it out of the bag and he's like, this is amazing, but he's not actively thinking about Taco Bell. This is my thing, I just don't trust his taste. Like, first he does need bread in America. Right.

And then he won't eat guacamole at Chipotle, which people will pay $4 for. Yep. I mean, Chipotle, I've spent $36 onole at Chipotle, which people will pay $4 for. Yep. I mean, Chipotle, I've spent $36 on myself at Chipotle. Yeah, every time. Because sometimes I'm like, also there are chips with the lime. Also, what if I want a kids' quesadilla

just to see what happens? Throw it in there. Guys, the key is to get a side tortilla. Have you ever had the lemonade at Chipotle? No. Do yourself a favor order the lemonade? Shut the fuck up. I forget what brand it is.

Do you remember when Chipotle was so huge, like everyone got it every second and then there was like an E. Coli outbreak and everyone was like, do we risk it all? I think I risked it all a few times. I was like, whatever, honestly. I was like, this is how I got. This is how I got. I was like, whatever. Honestly, I think this is how I got. This is how I got.

His like summer's around the corner. You go, wait, so I get to each of potlite and lose 20 pounds? What's going on? Sign me the fuck up. Wait, so does he go to Mexican with you and what is he order? Like, Oro's Campoio? Like a fajita, I don't know. Oh no, I know what it gets toward TSU.

Yeah, he does. He literally does. So that was a revelation that I learned. And he actually said, he was like, don't tell anyone that. Like, I don't want people to know that. And I was like, this is immediately going on giga-gly squad. Thank you.

I have a question for you. Do you ever order a side salad just to feel healthier but you never touch it? Yeah. Every time I order pizza, I order side salad. Not one time has that been eaten except like sometimes the olives will be eaten off of the salad. I did it like twice this last week where I was I ordered nachos and a Caesar salad. Like, you're not eating that. You're not eating that. And people thought it was for two different people

because like, who would ever do that? But Caesar salads, when they put too much Caesar on it, like, it's super unhealthy and like, I can't eat it. I'm an extra dressing kind of girl, so I don't ever feel that. But- Oh, you like it drowning. Yeah, like it drowning. Like you want Caesar with like a little leaf.

I, yes. I want mainly Caesar dressing and then happen to have a piece of lettuce in there. It's same way with like cereal. I need over the amount of milk. The more and more I hang out with like people or like whatever, the more I realize more people are eating regular milk, like drinking regular milk. Well, that was a trend you started. And I feel like I really did start that.

I was like, fuck it. I'm drinking the cow milk. You know what it is? Life is too short to have something taste like cardboard. Okay, you had in your in the notes, special forces. And I'd love literally can't remember what that. Pay me a million dollars. I've no idea what I'm up by that. Special forces. Honestly, half the things that I write in the notes is like right after I've taken a gummy And I'm like this is gonna be so funny to talk about on the podcast in the next morning I'm like no one needs to talk about the evolution of forks, but thanks page

My no pad is just full of like joke ideas that I'm like no idea what that meant I did write something called muing. Do you know what muing is? No. Apparently it's a thing that girls do when they get photos taken where they like, you put your tongue out like the top of your mouth. Oh, I've been trying this. I can't do it. I can't do it. My mouth, my throat looks bigger when I do it.

It makes my throat look bigger, but my Nana, Nana still got it, has always, whenever we take a photo since I was a little baby, she'd always go, wait, I have to swallow. So I feel like she invented muing. Nana invented it. Fully invented it. You have to do something weird with your tongue

and people, they're not telling you. They're like, you could put it at the roof of your mouth, and I'm like, but how? I need like a camera inside someone's mouth. So like, no how to do. That's what it's called muing. It's called muing, which I think was the name of a Pokemon. Remember when there was the treadmill,

like Marikaten Ashley said that when they take pictures, they say the word prune, and that was like a thing for a while where where it was like and then we'd like get in pictures and you'd be like prune. I feel like next year Hannah that's our Halloween costume. Marike and Ashley Olson. Yeah. Us as blondes. Are we okay are we doing retro like them looking cute from a movie? Are we doing like Goth? We're doing post Disney Channel like post Wholesome movies. We're doing all black

Massive like pocketbooks. Can't believe I just said the word pocketbook and like cigarettes. I feel like you're actually I'm Mary Kate. Yeah Okay, just I feel like you're actually, I'm Mary Kaye. Yeah. Okay. Just hope that you know what I'm saying. People were DMing me and they were like, it would have been funnier if Hannah was Paris. And that's like, it actually would have been fun. Like, actually it would have been fun. But you're all for looks so good. And people were like, why didn't you get butter?

And I was like, first of all, we can't afford butter. Butter's rates are insane. So I'm always like, no, she's a cultural icon. Just is for your fat dog for not being in this photo. Oh, Polo was like, I'm booked and busy. I have meatballs, eat at 6 p.m. off my like, jock. Butter was not gonna cooperate. And she's been known to be a diva when it comes to photo shoots.

I did one photo with her when I worked with roadway moving and I was like butter So she has been in oh she was also in a buttlight post with me She only works for like big bucks and we were not budgeting for butter in that campaign Butter doesn't get out of bed like Naomi Campbell for less than 10 grand like Get away from her. Yep, she's still in bed right now. I have to like talk to someone to get to her now. You don't watch Tell Me Lies or you do watch it.

I don't. What is that? Oh my god. It's a show on Hulu that was just like it was so good in the beginning and then right in the middle toward the end. I was like okay okay we got it like let's move on. And then the last episode was probably one in the beginning and then right in the middle toward the end, I was like, okay, okay, we got it. Let's move on. And then the last episode was probably one of the best episodes I've seen of TV in a really long time. It had a little twist.

It had a massive twist. And I love twist. So if you haven't watched Tell Me Lies, I'm not going to like spoil anything. But like it's now that like the full season is on Hulu. It's a really good weekend binge. Who's in it? Nobody famous. Oh, I kind of like that. Yeah, I love that.

It's like early reality TV. Yeah. You're like really like all these people. Let's wait till season two. I've been watching. I am a stalker on Netflix because. Oh, I just saw the commercial for this. Is it good?

It's really good because they find the person that's been convicted of stalking Okay, and 80% of stalkers are men obviously and They talk about how like you can get a restraining order against anyone But it doesn't like protect you. It's literally just so if they do it again They it's a felony. So like getting restraining order, you don't feel any safer. You're almost like just looking over your shoulder like once the next time.

And so they, but they interview the stalker and some of the people have like awareness. They're like, look, I'm on the spectrum. I have trouble with like my emotions. I get really angry. I have abandonment issues. Are they stalkers? And stalkers have random people or stalkers of celebrities. No. No. They're always stalking like girlfriends.

Got it. It's like serial killers. And she said that I have a stalker that lives in Florida and like they're not going to hurt me, but at some point I will come face to face with them. And this was like two years ago and I haven't forgotten about it. Who said that to you? I said Geck. And at the time I was getting these really weird messages

from this one man and then I kept getting the same message from made up Instagrams, but this guy lived in Texas, and I had to block all of it, and then it stopped, but I do think that I have a stalker somewhere, because every once in a while I'll get a creepy message about where I am, and especially living in... Because you tagged the location. She's like, this guy knows the right, I'm all the time. And he knows my outfit.

We had a really weird situation happen in Charleston where this woman DMed me and was like, bitching me out. And was like, we don't want you in Charleston. I was like, yeah, me neither bitch. And she was like, I live on Craig Street. We hate you. And I like showed Craig the person. He was like, I live on Craig's street. We hate you. And I like showed Craig the person. He was like, I'm no idea who that is.

And then Craig got a weird DM being like, I just saw you ordered a pizza. And we had just ordered a pizza and it was so fucking creepy. And I was like, right, this is how I go. No, no, no. I know. So I don't really fuck with the stalker shit. Like it really scares me.

But what was crazy about this is some of these stalkers were literally married to the person. But it shows like, it's a lot of these men that have these horrible patterns. And I'm telling you when men are abusive, you're not the only one that are abusive too. They have patterns with every woman they interact with, like this.

This one guy has had stalker. Like also, to say this but like ask about their axes like you have to ask like I don't need details but like know how it ended like you know the red flags and he's like she was looking crazy. Yeah. When are we just gonna get rid of all the men? So this one guy, he marries this woman and they, he starts getting drunk, he starts using heroin, he starts beating her and she's basically like runs away. She moves from Arkansas to Illinois. He finds her, he's showing up at places, he shows up to her work, tries, is trying to kill her because Cause like these men want control. And when they lose control of you, the best way to control you is to literally put you in the ground.

I once had a boyfriend. This was like early, early years of my life. And he would, my mom ended up having the lock me in my room, but he would threaten me and tell me he was going to kill me and bury me in Vermont. And it's not funny because they think that he had beautiful falls in Vermont. Actually, I would have done it. And I was like, jokes on you, because now I film a reality show in Vermont where I would like to die. You start texting him, you're like, hey, you know, I know I was a while ago, but come into

town because I'd like to end it all right here. Thank you. Wait, that's so crazy. But again, like a lot of murders stalking there from men you know. So ladies, don't trust anyone around you. It's not these random people like in an alley. It's these people you let into your life who are actually crazy when you see the red flags. Like the earlier you get out the better. Another one was this woman who left her husband for this younger guy. And then she started to just see red flags, she wasn't into it, she left him, and he stalked the shit out of her. And some of these people are not aware

that they did anything wrong, and then some of them are just like, yeah, I have to work on myself. That's on Netflix. Yeah, it's pretty interesting interesting because you're talking to the stalker. We're there like literally explaining how they got from not stalking to starting to stalk this person to be in jail. Sick. Yeah. And that's our show for the last year. And that's our show. We love you guys so much. We have some big announcements coming up and honestly, I'm so obsessed with the good glitters I want to make out with all of you.

And we will at our live show. Babbagees! Thanks for giggling.