Giggly Squad - Giggling about Hannah in LA, OnlyFans, and Hailey Bieber’s smoothie

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Hannah is back from LA and Paige is in Delaware. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my gigabyte giglers this is a tech podcast welcome someone's a M that to me and I thought it was cute. Why would we be a tech podcast? Cuz gigabyte is a tech thing Oh, what did you think a gigabyte was? I just I didn't know that you've said gigabyte more than just immediately Before at this prior It's like a time. I know you're you're running around calling people giggly bites Oh my god giggly bite. Oh my god, giggly bite, that's so cute. Giggly bites.

We should call out with a line of snacks. I mean, the fact we haven't done that already is actually insulting to everyone who listens to the pot. Called giggly bites. Giggly bites. It sounds like an edible. Sounds like a high idea I've come up with before. Page, what do you think about jewels being made illegal?

I think it's for the boss. I think it's for the boss, but here's the other thing. There's so many other companies. Well, this is my question. We've been trying to quit smoking for forever. At this point let's just let people, if they want to, you know what kills you, like you know what bad for your skin. I don't mean smoke if they want to smoke. I'm an adult. I'll make my old fucking decisions. Yeah. I know and now I'm thinking like, are we

really going back in time? Are just gonna start like chain smoking sigs? I Think you should smoke cigars at least. It's like powerful. I think I might start rolling my own cigarettes. Okay, Johnny Dup and getting and get a fake front jackson See what happens speaking of pretending where someone were not I went to LA this last week So much to talk about you guys and I have so much to talk about. You guys, I have so much to talk about. Wait, can I just say before we start this,

when you posted on Instagram story, no, TikTok, about, also let's just talk about how like who you are on TikTok, and like who you are on Instagram, which is like two totally different people. Not just you, just like in general. I'm thriving on TikTok. You're really rising on TikTok.

Did you say that people who thrive on TikTok are different than people who thrive on Instagram? I think you thrive on both. You just don't really try with TikTok. I don't really try with TikTok, but it's funny when I get really mean comments on my TikTok, and the TikTok people are like not here for it. They're like, whoa, the energy in this comment section, like, okay, move on. They're more developed than Instagram users.

So the reason why I post a thousand times a day on TikTok is because people don't know where I'm from on TikTok. I'm just a stranger and people like, this girl is really funny. And I was dealing with tough times on Instagram. So I was just like, you know what, I'm gonna go where I feel joy and I feel like people accepting me for a while.

I'm like, that sounds like the title of your documentary. Tough times on Instagram. I can't help it. I can't help it. Wait, okay, so your TikTok, when you were talking about Haley Bieber's Air 1 smoothie, my first thought was, I can't believe Hannah knew how to pronounce Air 1. It took me four days and I sticked. I thought it was like Air 1, Air 1 like a Michael Jordan sneaker, like Air Ones.

I thought it was spelled like that too. And then when I ever saw this spelling, I don't even know the first time I saw this spelling, and I was like, that doesn't say it. But it's cause a TikTok that I like starts to get in this like LA Cool Girl algorithm, where I was saying world of bullies are doing. So did I see any kind of tourism, no.

But did I go to Air One to try Haley Bieber's $17 glow skin glow smooth? Where even is AirWon? No clue, I just put it in Newburgh and let it take me places. Right, right. I thought that like LA everything's in LA, didn't realize like something in LA could be an hour away from something else in LA. They have like towns. That was chaotic for me, for sure.

And then occasionally I tried walking and there would just be no one around. And I'm like, if I could not, I'd go swell. We'll have to go on without me. I crossed the street one day in LA and I felt just like immediately poor. I was like, this is so such a poor person move. Nobody walks here. This place, Airwon, is basically like, where all the cool girls go grocery shopping,

but also like, buy shit. It's out of your single, you're supposed to go there. To meet people? Yeah. I don't know, when I'm at a grocery place or any kind of eatery. It's not my It's not my most glamorous self. I'm focused on It's not on the top of my to-do list. No to meet someone also like no sex

E waiting in a line of 20 girls who look just like me to get a $2 smoothie Not my not my press moment Okay, so it was a really unique and special. Tell me, and it's different from New York, because everyone's looking what you're doing, like, who you're talking to. Who you're talking to. Who you're with.

Everyone's wearing these like cute workout sets when I swear, nothing worked out, none of them. Yeah. And then Iirwange's owns that it's like ridiculously priced. Like they be a juice. That's like $28 and part of you's like, okay I kind of want to buy it because it must be that fucking good But um right the smoothie. I do have to say looks really cool and I felt like that a fucking basic nerd I was standing there and all these girls are getting the smoothie and we're all just waiting together and no one's making eye contact And we're like yeah, we're all just waiting together and no one's making eye contact.

And we're like, yeah, we're Haley Bieber stands. The power of influencers. But I didn't want to, I felt like going in a rant to everyone being like, she's 25, that's why her skin looks good, but anyway. I'm gonna tell you something. I think I might have been influenced and I think I might buy all of Haley Bieber skincare.

What change since last week? People change, people grow. First of all, let's first and foremost. I don't know. I just feel like the more I watch her talk about it, the more I feel like she really is so passionate about it and really does like has tried different formulas for her own line and has waited to put it out until it's exactly what she thinks like is good And so I just kind of want to try it. Yeah So I taste this movie and it tastes like strawberry shortcake and nepotism

Which is nepotism even mean? I knew you were. It means like you, you got things because your parents are rich, are famous or connected. Oh, right. For some reason, every time I see the word nepotism and this has no correlation, I don't know why I'm like this. I think of the word tadpole.

I don't know why I'm like this. I think of the word tadpole I do not know why I think of a frog people's brain cells are currently being just burned like zapped right now But it okay, this is it looked really cool, but it was very very sweet. I do have to say what I get it again absolutely But um did my skin glow? But it was very, very sweet. I do have to say what I get it again, absolutely. But did my skin glow maybe, but I'm still depressed after classic, classic, classic, but it was a fun little thing for me. And then I got like a chocolate muffin, which in other words, is a cake. It's a chocolate cake. Yeah, but I feel like you counteracted that healthy smoothie.

We'll see, but I love muffins. They're just fake ass bitches. You love muffins. They're fake as fuck. They're like, we're a muffin. And I'm like, you are a liberal brownie, but we'll call you a muffin. LA changed me. Tell me, tell me everything about LA.

I feel, you said you feel poor when you walk in LA. I feel poor when a Tesla pulls up in a new Burr and I don't know how to open the door. Yeah, why are the what is going on with the doors? There's no door handle. There's no door handle you guys in the door handle So you're like you don't know where they click it or pull it and then you're you feel fucking stupid and poor It's just a spaceship. I It's just a spaceship. I The one day

We're driving and there was a Tesla on the road But it was like a new version Tesla or was like an SUV Tesla and we start talking about them And I was like I mean the feature of it driving itself is kind of cool. Like, think about everything, or he said, like, yeah, like, think about all the things you can do in your car when you don't have to focus on driving. Like, it just cuts out so much time. And I immediately said, I was like, I know you can fuck while you're driving.

I was about to say roadhead. Yeah, and Craig looked at me and was so taken back. And I go, what are you all of a sudden a priest? Like, and he was like, no, I'm just so taken back. Like that was your first thought of like things you can get done while you're in the car. And he was like, I was talking about like, doing a phone call or like, yeah. And I was like, I was talking about like doing a phone call or like, yeah.

And I was like, okay, so don't get your dick sucked. I don't know what you want. As I say this in his parents house, I hate when I get to school. Delaware. Oh my God. I mean, I can't drive. So I have no opinions.

Also, I forgot to tell you, going to LA was so chaotic for me. Like, does had some like thing where basically I got an upgrade to be in Delta one. If you don't know what Delta one is, it's the rich, but it's basically you can like lay down. It's amazing. But immediately I take my shoes off because I'm an animal. And I put it like next to me.

And immediately one of the shoes drops, and I realize it drops to go to the person behind me who's fully laid back asleep. And I'm like, we have a problem. There's a problem. Because then we're ordering food and I get the pasta. The pasta comes and it's like Alfredo. and I did not bring a lactate pill. And then it's with a cheesecake and like fetis salad.

And if it's in front of me, I'm going to eat it. You're going to eat it. What was I going to not eat cheesecake? Right. No, that would have been against your religion. So then it was me versus the clock and I started to feel very ghazzy and then I was like, do we walk to the bathroom with no shoes on? No, oh, because your shoe was now missing.

Oh my God. I said, you know what? What is up with you and flights? And just like the weirdest things happen. So I said, you know what? I deserve to be here. And if I don't want to wear shoes, I'm not wearing shoes. And I was wearing my mask.

So pick one of the other bitches. So I put my mask on. No shoes. Walking into a bathroom barefoot is another level of disgusting disgusting Disgusting first-class bathroom, but still They don't clean those And then I like walked back and you just have to be confident you guys mental health moment

You have to act like you have shoes on and that's a metaphor for life You have to act like you have shoes on and that's a metaphor for life If you walk with a purpose and you're acting like you have a fully laced shoe on people believe that you have shoes on They don't even question it and you should take that energy into every day. Yeah, yeah, take it till you make it Walk a mile and someone else sees you because you don't have your own. You know what I mean? I wrote in the notes just first class drama. Then then the fuck the thing about first class?

Is there like two nice you? Like they were like, yeah, where are you? What do you what do you have to this trip? And I was like, can I I thought I paid enough money to not have to have small talk with people. Right. And then we're lying back and the lady just goes, I guess we were, it was time for us to like land and starts pressing my button to like get me

to pull your seat up. No, they're very, they're very aggressive. And I was very, very aggressive when I got to get whiplash because I was just lying down and This this is the thing. I know it has to be a wrecked to land, but like why does it have to sing your What's a better word up up right upright? She doesn't be upright, but the seat is so fucking upright I'm like literally I don't even fucking upright. I'm like literally, I don't even know how to, I'm like falling forward. I'm like, no one's back.

Here's the other thing I think about in those situations. I'm like, okay, what are we, what are we planning for here? Because if the plane crashes, if I'm laying down, I'm dead. If I'm sitting up, I'm dead. Like, I I don't know what you guys let me die in peace Like the way I want to go that was dark. Oh, but I did see something on TikTok If anyone has fears of flying which is way more common than you would imagine and it happens to all kinds of people doesn't matter Like what kind of confidence you have in your life Someone explained it like she put something in Jell-O and like shit the Jell-O I was like this is what turbulence is.

The gravity from the bottom is pressing up and the gravity from the top is pressing down. So it just means you're moving but you're not losing balance in any way. It's just like you're jiggling in Jello. Craig's uncle is a pilot and I used to get really scared flying, like randomly, it would just hit me.

And he told me he was like, you would have to run into 25 chickens who just go in the engine and then it would have to happen again to go in the other engine. Like your plane is not falling to the ground. And then ever since that, I never, I was never scared and I just think about chicken. I just got kind of hungry. And then I was like, hmm, I do love a chicken nugget. See you later.

Wait, I just envisioned you freaking out and Craig just listening to something on his... Craig leaves to me for dad. Yeah. He leaves to me for dad. He leaves to me for dad. He's like, that's your own personal journey that I need you to take by yourself. And you can tell a lot about a person in those moments. You mean when they're scared for dad?

Yeah, and they're like significant other who's supposed to help them just doesn't get a flying fuck I Think does gives me tough love in those situations Yeah, I don't want that Like in those situations where I think I'm gonna die. I need you to be like it's okay. I love so much Does it be like is anyone else freaking out? You don't want freaking out. Yeah, like I don't even need you.

You made this open your head. Like you made all the other anxious thoughts you had this week that you bothered me with, okay? Well, you're getting really good at your husband's voice. Oh my God, I love impersonating him. Also, I had some crazy run-ins in LA. Yeah, give me some. I swear to God this happened to me.

I'm getting dropped off. OK, so it didn't. I swear to God this happened. I get dropped off at the Lafactory, which is like a very fun LA comedy club to do a set. Yeah. And there are these guys outside. And I look and I go, that's Tom Sandoval.

And funny thing, I don't know how this happened, but I've never crossed paths with him. I've never met Tom Sandoval. And funny thing, I don't know how this happened, but I've never crossed paths with him. I've never met Tom Sandoval. Okay. So I get out of the cab and I go, hey Tom, I'm Hannah. And he's like, oh hey. I guess so. He's just on a corner.

It's not like, he's just standing on a corner. I'm like, do you need help? Did you lose your family? You know what you have best friends with someone so like normal things that they do that like are normal You find so fucking funny because it's just like them yet like My plan is I was like fucking my name, right? I'm like I'm ha ha You two you kind of pronounce it different. I do, I get weird. Like, Hannah, but like, I'm the Hannah.

I wish my name was, like, Paige is good, like, purge! I'm like, I'm here like a British oligarch or something. I'm like, are you Russian or something? I'm like, no, I'm just awkward, I just hate my job. I'm just nervous. I'm gonna leave. Okay, so you run into Tom Sanable. Galavanting in the street and I'm like, Hey, what's going on?

And he's like, this guy's a magician. And I was like, okay, honestly, I've had like a long week and this is a lot more than done. And the guy was like, he goes, go to your phone. And I was like, okay. Do you know those? YouTube videos with fucking, they make fun of David Blaine. Yeah.

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen where they're like, he's like pulled out the card from your pocket and they're like, no, no, and he's like, do it. And they're like, he's right, oh my god, David Blaine. So anyway, that's what I dealt with. And he's like, take out your phone. I was like, okay, and he's like

Now put in your passcode and I was like, okay, and then he's like Now think of another number and add it together. I said, okay, and you're like I didn't sign up For fucking algebra, but I come on This is way too much ad Oh my god, yeah, I think I'm out of my ass hole I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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And I was just holding it in my hand. And he'll be like three. And it'll be three. It was fucked up. He's called like a mentalist. And he said he reads your mind. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He only read positive thoughts.

And I'm like, well, all my thoughts are negative. So that seems like a scam. And honestly, I freaked me out. I threw the dice at some point. I got very freaked out. I think he put a spell on me. So if anything happens, ask Tom Sandoval. But Tom was like very chill, sweet, nice.

It's so funny to meet people out of their show, because you're like, oh yeah. You come down. Yeah, you're like a normal ass fucking person. Yeah, he just was, and he went in and he watched the comedy show. Um, but the big story of LA for me was, I looked amazing. Yeah, you did. You really did. But I do have to say something.

I was like loving my outfits. I hired a stylist. Right. And I put together these outfits. I did not wake up one morning and become a fashionista. Yeah. Right. But I want to tell you I felt so uncomfortable.

Because no one ever complements my outfit. It's not something that ever goes in my mind. I don't think, oh, why hasn't it? Haven't they said anything? Yeah. People are least stopping me being like, compliments my outfit. It's not something that ever goes in my mind. I don't think, oh, why hasn't it, haven't they said anything? Yeah. People are always stopping me being like, oh my God, I love your outfit. Yeah.

And I didn't know how to respond. How to respond. I was like, mm, mm, mm. You just like slowly walked away. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, thanks.

And then I'll like try to tell people where stuff is from, but it's like super awkward because, you know what it is? I don't like compliments. I don't like them. I don't trust them. They make you uncomfortable. I love them. They really get me feeling.

The way I feel about outfits is the way you feel about comedy. I am expecting people to tell me they like my outfits, where did I get it, and I have my prepared answers. You're expecting people to be like, that was really funny, and you're going to say, I've been working on that set. I'm going to have the most political answer. Yeah, I'm like, thank you so much. It makes me happy to make people laugh.

People say, like, you're outfit, and I'm like, opposite. We're like, oh my god, that's so weird. You're weird. Stop. I'm like, look behind me, and I'm like, wait We're like, oh my god, that's so weird. You're weird. Stop. I'm like, look behind me and I'm like, wait, this, this, this thing. Yeah. But then I get paranoid because I don't want people staring at me. We're so different.

Are you, I do not want to walk into place and have people looking at my outfit. It's my literal drug. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. I want people to not notice me and then I have to earn their affection by saying something so fucking witty. No, I want to walk in the room and I want the whole room to stop and be like, oh my god, she's here. And that usually only happens in Albany in my kitchen. After your mom's like, page comes out for dinner and she's like, is everyone ready for me? in Albany in my kitchen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But I like the fourth one. My mom was like, we fucking get it. Get down here. We're with you.

Get it, we get it. We get it. You're gonna blow jobs, we get it. If your daughter gets asked a too many proms, you're like, let's have a talk, let's have a sit down. Like how did you even know so many dudes that wanted to take you to prom? Okay, very personal question, but I will answer it.

No, I had the same boyfriend. I only had two boyfriends in high school and so but I had like winter proms, he had winter proms. We had spring proms, so they like added out. We barely had a gym because it was not a textbook. He's just like a building in Manhattan. They were like, here's basketball court and we're like the ball hits the books. We didn't have text books. We didn't have text books. We didn't have text books. We didn't have text books.

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Did I? See, did I? Like, getting to a car accident, have amnesia, and like, not forget that I was dating Harry Jousey. And I was like, no, I was on a flight from Italy to New York, like that exact time, then I thought I was gonna have to prove it, I thought it was in court, and I was just like, no, I wasn't,

and she was like, okay, all good, thank you. I knew you weren't, I just had to confirm it. Was there a moment where you were like, should I be a messy bitch? Oh. Because when you know, but I said to the PR person, I was like, but send me the girl's Instagram who like is an imposter of me. And she was like, when I get it, I'll tell you. And the girl she sent is like, I think his legit girlfriend. We look nothing alike.

Nothing alike. No, you both have brown hair and you're beautiful. She's stunning. But she has like blue eyes. She has like the best body. It's literally ever seen. She's the cutest name. Her name's Georgia.

Oh, I love that. But she's from Australia and she was on two at the handle season three. And they like, I love, immediately moved in together. Got her. But here, Jowzi. Oh my god, he's so funny. He's actually so smart.

Yeah. He's an example of someone who did a reality TV show and then has created this like longevity of their brand. And he's the one who like, he stirred up controversy that Chloe Kardashian was hooking up with him. Yes, yes, yes. And he was just laughing the whole time and he just kind of went with it

when like he wasn't happening. Well, that was like, like, what if they didn't reach out to me to like confirm it and they just wrote like page-to-sorbos spotted? Like, could you imagine? Well, that's like what blind items do. Yeah. Where like the page-sixer, whatever,

they like to like at least be like, they didn't respond for comment. Right. Yeah, like if you said like be like, they didn't respond for comment. Or yeah, like if you said like, oh, I don't respond, that means like let people think what they want to think. I got nervous though. Do you think Harry's cute? I think he's so cute.

He's a baby though, he's 24. That's, an infant. A literal squirrel. That's literally a legal. For me. Wait, that is so funny. For a second, I thought it might be my celebrity boyfriend

that you were seen with. Oh, no, no, no. The gigglers? A lot of them take it out. I gave, I'm not confirming her denying anything today. Well, I was at the stand doing comedy, and some gig, we're just grabs me. She looks at me.

She says his name, and she goes, you don't have to say anything. And I look at her, and she goes, new it, and she walked away. And we're literally occult. We're literally, that is cool. I gave them nothing. I gave them nothing. Nothing.

Wait, it was so funny when you posted after, when you were like, and the people that are guessing John Mayer, how dare you. I was getting like, it was about like the same five people that people were sending to me, and people were so funny, they were like, don't respond if this is right, like all these things. But I was like, it's not Harry Styles, it's not Shawn Mendes, and it will never be John Mayer.

John Mayer, we all know that he floats with Sierra. Wait, I'm so mad about it. John Mayer was our first ever inside Giggly Squad joke. He was. And that is an install check. Speaking of men, I have one final thing to say about LA. Gird your lines. Gird your lines. There is a species of men in LA that we don't have in New York.

Oh my God. And their men in their 40s, 50s, and 60s, who are like in LA, who are tan, not hot. Yeah, tan. Okay. They're just like, guys who are older who are not accepting aging. Like I don't know if they moved to LA to be an actor or nothing happened.

They're just like, right. Love the LA scene. Guys in New York, don't give a fuck how they look. Like you'll see, just old gross men all over the Hamptons with like hot women and hot cars. Guys in the name. It's actually infuriating. Yeah.

Guys in LA will have these like weird little ponytails and like they still work out and they're like 55 and it makes me uncomfortable. I am uncomfortable by all men. Visibly. They all freak me out. No, the men, older men in LA are like getting fillers and shit. And it's like call your children. I can't.

Okay, I'm all for equality. I really am. But if the men start getting like lip filler, I'm done. I'm done here. I. I'm done here. I think I'm done here. Like I'm not for it. Like, calves, they get the pecs. They'll get some Botox.

I still think the guy on. I still think the guy on Outer Banks has lip injections and like. So I did post a controversial take talk because I was bored one night. So I said that it's a scam to get preventative Botox and my argument is my argument was like How early is too early like you get gonna get toddlers on Botox like what does this even mean and how like they just get you early on paying for it And I do understand how like not moving your face could like prevent wrinkles from forming, but like Botox does not fix the skin like thinning. It doesn't.

Here's where I think people get kind of fused. When younger girls here that Botox is preventative, they think that it's going to keep them from getting any wrinkles and that their skin is going to stay the same. That's not what they mean when they say preventative. They mean that like if you are getting it, so if I have like some fine lines on my forehead right now, they recommend getting Botox as preventative so that the line doesn't get deeper, but it's not going to fix this like line, and it's not going to, like, okay, so then once I get it

that first day, I can never not get it. It's a pyramid. So real, yes. It's literally a pyramid. It's a team. It's like a drug early in your life. I really want you to do that one TikTok, where it's like, what's a scam that is so normalized,

that we don't even know what to scam? I want to see what you could come up with 400, because I think everything's a scam. Because everything is a scam. Oh my God. So, what is your nail journey right now? You wrote it in the name? I know. But I literally cursed the day you were born. Because... but I literally cursed the day you were born. Because, so I had on fake press on nails

for the first part of my Italy trip and then I was just swimming so much and out in the sun, whatever. So I picked them all off. And my mom was like, I'm just so John with those and I go, I know me too. And so I cut my nails short, I buffed them and I have not put nail polish on them in a week. So I'm going on a full detox nail journey. I'm getting back into like

my normal routine of going to Gloss Lab and just getting my nails painted. So it is short nail girl summer. Okay. Okay. So you're like organic now. She's into nature. She's gonna hold it in the morning. You like eat placenta. placenta pills that aren't mine. I sure do. Yeah, I I finally put in that matcha station. I've been talking about my nails are cut too and they're natural. There's something about summer when I get sweaty and I'm eating tacos. Like, I don't like what happens underneath my nails. I think like, I know.

Organisms start forming and I hate it. They say under your nails is the dirtiest part of like your whole body. That's why like biting your nails is so bad for you because it's so jerk. And I honestly think it's holding women back. Like we can't even pick up a penny. I like saw this tick-tock of this girl that does like chic thing.

I think she's French. I don't know. Something that like girls in France do, like that girls here don't do and like French girls are so much more chic. Like they accessorize their outfits less. They wear more like basic things together. It's just like looks all clean and neat. And one of the things was they're not in, they're not in with the nail trend.

Like they are short nails. Most of the time no nail polish. And it's like, sometimes I feel like no nails is so much better than like just doing it to do it So I'm getting on my known. It's a no nail summer for me. I kind of love that for you. We're gonna save so much money I think we're just we give them whiplash like one week. They're like we have to buy every press on nail They were like no nails like no nails throw it away

Like this is a ski podcast just kidding., we play golf now, and now we're into tech. Like, we just give it a go. They're fast, they're fast with it. It's one day at a time, honestly. But some of these nail parlors are a scam. I called it a nail parlour, so I'm not a nail parlour. Back in my days, when are these nail parlors? The nail parlour, they charge like $200

for an artist to do your nail. And I'm like, honestly, honestly. Why did we just do that at the same time? We just hang out too much. We just like are the same person. Do you say things sometimes and go, I know what I thought that was funny Say it again I'll say things and be yeah like either page would think that was funny or like that something page would say

Like whenever absolutely not Yeah, I'm like that's I'm literally just a walking page There are a lot of times where like, I'll be in a group of people and I know that like a joke I'm thinking in my head pertaining to the situation is not going to hit with this specific group of people, but like I have to say it because it's too perfect not to

and like no one will laugh. You have to lose those friends. That is the worst feeling to be like, this is funny, but only not in this context with these people. It's like high brow. I know, it's super high brow. It's just not their fault.

And I'm so sarcastic, it's just, it's, wait, what would we be just talking about before I finish this? We were talking about nails and stuff and how it's bad for feminism. I do really let you know. I got to speak your feminism. I got so mad at does yesterday to force them.

I went to support his comedy at the comedy seller and we went with his friend and I'm walking, his shoes are hurting. And I was like, well, baby, your shoes hurting. He's like walking kind of awkward and he's all like, aww. And his friend is like, yeah, those shoes are so uncomfortable. And for a second, I was like, you fucking mother fucks.

Because I'm walking there in clogs. Okay, I'm in clogs in 90 degree weather. It's sweaty, it's uncomfortable. And he's in like a dress show. You absolute fucks. Just men's clothes in general, comfy as shit. Oh my god. So comfy. But also the like matching, it's so easy. It's so easy. They don't have to do anything. What's going on with Craig's style right now? Craig is okay, I feel, I feel like I am a witch.

No, you are. I think you are. That's why I'm scared of you. Or I just feel like I've broken him down in the exact situations I want, his personality broken down in. You've just trained him. I've just really trained him. There have been like recent situations where he, okay, this is a perfect example. He's redoing the inside of his house

and outside he wants to do like an indoor porch situation but like screen doors, but like you can go out there in the winter and still like kind of be outside. There's a brick wall on one of the walls where he's gonna put a TV on. We love, we love exposed bric. We love exposed bric, get me morning. But the outside of his home is white brick. So I said, and the wall inside this like room is a red brick. So months ago, I said, you got to paint this red brick white so that it

matches the house. It's gonna make the whole room look bigger. No, no, no, no, page. I love the red brick. I'm not changing that. I think that it's like really cool. Like two weeks later he was like, oh I have painters coming because they're painting that brick. And I was just like, hmm, interesting. He was like, no, you're like you were right. Oh, he said that. And so that's better. And so there have been certain situations

where he's been like, no, you were right all along. I just had to get on board. So that's been happening recently. So my plan, my plans have been working. And so with his fashion, he's like, you're right. I've been wearing, trying to wear too much stuff and, like, match it together when really, like, just being simple is cooler.

And now he, like, tracks with me. So, like, just being simple is cooler, right? I'm like, that's good. Check it out. When you're a handsome man, like, Craig could literally wear any- Where any- Well, it's less is more.

Like, if he showed up in like a full on like the Lord track suit, I'd be like that man is emotionally ill but it's too much. But like I don't want to change him because I do love like when I went to Italy and I bought him some gifts and I bought him very like him aesthetic but like modernized like I bought him these like really cool pair of blue like electric blue velvet loafers like driving shoes and then I bought him like they were suede I don't know why I said velvet. What's suede? And then it like a like a boat shoe but it's suede they're like

you'd wear them with like a suit, like a summer suit. Oh cool, cool, cool, cool. So I got those with like a matching belt and then like a white linen shirt. And I was like, that's very Charles Stinney, but it's muted. So you're not tone down. But think his opinions and style

has been based on this. Our irrelevant, you know. But it's based on his lens of the world and the people around him. And now you're in his circle, and you're just showing him more options. And if he chooses to evolve with it, that's a good thing. But also, I don't think he's that attached to his style.

I think he thought he was, but it was like, it's a very his style. I think he thought he was, but it was like it's very outdated style. Like let me elevate you. Here's the thing, if the men just listen to us a little bit more, we would help them blossom, help them grow, but they're so combative with us. So then we get angry. And we're like, you know what, fuck you.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the same thing. We're all, I'll just throw something out there and he'll be like, absolutely not. And then a week later, he does it. And I'm like, he listens to me more than I think. Yes, that's what it is. That's exactly what it is.

They actually can't make a decision without your opinion, but they don't want you to think they need your opinion because they don't want to come off as like, you know, not in charge or like not a secure. I was sitting on the couch. Okay, but sometimes I feel like the boy, because I'm like'm like damn I'm so fucking mean sometimes or just like I don't care about things I'm sitting on the couch and Craig is like trying on some new outfit and he walks out of my bedroom and I'm like looking down at my phone And he's like you didn't even look at me when I walked out of the I was like what do you PMS saying like get the fuck out of my face. Yeah looks fine They do say like relationships the masculine feminine energy like I was like, what do you PMS saying? Like, get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, looks fine.

They do say like relationships, the masculine feminine energy like moves around like. It isn't like moving around. It's so moving around. Well, because sometimes like, what does is the performer and he's the diva and I'm just there to like support him, you know, and I kind of like that energy sometimes. Yeah.

And like, go get him babe and I smack him in the ass. And don't you love the times that you're so obsessed with them? Like you get into those moods where you're like, oh my god, I'm so fucking in love with you. I know. I mean, okay, now we're getting annoying. Someone has to put their foot down because I was annoying. And the girl just takes only take so much gross shit Yeah, it's my fun to them, but the whole like, you know, and you're just like in love. I think that's inappropriate Gross. Sorry. I've just been having a lot of sex. That must be it. Oh my god. Are you having a lot of sex? Good for you

Thank you. Well, it's cuz you were away for a little Yeah, it was. Posting like Italy thirst traps. Literally like sharing my brother every night. Like couldn't be more turned off. That'll do it. That'll do it. I don't, that'll do it. I'll do it. Um, what did you write about British TikTok?

Oh my god. Wait, I'm so upset that I'm not on British TikTok. What does that mean? I know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what my algorithm has been doing, but every so often, and I love when it happens, and I would say it happens like once every six months, I get on a full British algorithm, where a video after video are British people living in England, and I don't know like what

stores they're talking about and like the supermarket on the corner But I'm like fully on British TikTok. Have you watched Made in Chelsea yet? No bitch. No, I know I'm telling you. I need to Craig to do my computer so that I can watch You have to like love Island or be any ever I can watch You have to like love Island Or be an elite Pigeon, watch the violence All of our last season of reality TV together

And as a result, I don't think I can watch it anymore We did it It was I only watch it without you And I also, it's just been You know, when like you're in You see a movie and someone's in like an insane asylum and they just do the same thing every single day Because it's the only thing that keeps them like not off the fucking deep end. That's how we were

Summer house In your survivor mode like we were in pure scared survivor mode Like we weren't pure scared survivor mode. Lock all these people in a home during a pandemic where no one knows what's going on. Who? And film them. Who in the meeting agreed that it was okay. It was just like, are we gonna give the medicine though?

Because like they need a X. Speak of needing a X. Brad Pitt and Angelina, what's happening? Like, do I have to pick a side? Brad Pitt and Angelina, they're fighting. About what? Oh my God, they have no idea. I have no idea.

I've been like out of the game. Your only job is front page news, but it's okay. It's okay. Totally fine. Brad Pitt. Sorry, you've been posting your outfit links. So I thought like naturally you would just take over from page news too. I've been watching fucking docks up my ass. I love when we do that laugh. That's my favorite laugh when we just go. Okay, actually, I want to, I have to drop it here because I don't want you to be upset and I want you to find out through someone else

Jesus fucking Christ I get another thing it took me a year and a half but um I'm launching an Amazon store front Okay, I'm not I'm not so surprised because I will say for the last six months you will randomly send me a text and be like, so like how do you do the Amazon store front? Like we is it this cool? And I'm just like, okay, I'm not like It's hard apparently I'm apparently I accidentally became a Amazon associate Which I don't know and now I've worked for Amazon and I'm in the HR department They keep sending me emails and I don't know what's going on apparently I've never put on like TV before I now work for Amazon and I'm scared and I don't want to go to work tomorrow

No, but I was I just launched my store front. I'll post it. I put books Starts bookstore Forget it like sorry The 90s are bad. I read in them. So we're about them They are like books that people should read. I put some summer stuff. I just basically went to your page and reposted all your stuff. You know what?

You know what you should do, because I feel like you, this is you, like all the cat shit that you buy. Yes. You should do a category for like all of that, all of like the things that you have in your apartment that just like make your apartment life easier. That's good. That's good. Do like one for that.

I was thinking like workout stuff, but I literally workout like a retired old man. Like I don't like working. You also go on like three month benders of like working out every day and then you're like, sorry, I just ordered Mexican. My new thing is I don't work out, but I will play sports and walk. Okay. Okay. Okay.

My new thing is that I don't work out. I eat whatever I want, but I've cut my portions in half. Oh, I thought you said, but I have diarrhea. You put your portions in half. That goes without saying. Yes, because you know what, when I was in Italy, every dinner I ordered was the perfect amount of food. And when they put it down in front of you, your immediate thought is like, that is not a lot of food. Like, I'm gonna be starving.

And then I would finish it and be like, I'm actually the perfect amount of fall. I do, like, not to, like, talk too much shit about nutrition, because we're not, we don't know what we're talking about, but necessarily, however, when you crave a cookie, if you don't eat that cookie, you're going to be like obsessing about that cookie and like wanting sugar and feeling, and it's going to be like this dirty secret like I want that cookie. Have the cookie.

Just eat the cookie and you'll prevent binging and obsessing and feeling like incomplete. Like even if it's like, oh you crave chocolate, just grab a tiny piece of chocolate and eat it. I've been on a real crispy cream kick. Oh, she's nodding. What flavor? What flavor? Just like an original glaze and I have one

right by my apartment and instead of buying a whole dozen, I'll just order like a couple, six. I'll order six. That's why I get a dozen. Does orders Boston cream and it almost gave me the egg? That is the most dad move. Boston cream? I'm like, what is it?

What kind of cream? Because it's not whipped cream. Also, who does Boston, we love Boston. Shout out to Boston. I actually like one of our best live shows. But how did they get a cream named after them? True. Who's Dick DeBaseock?

Ryan and everyone. And the guy was like, this is so good, this is Boston cream. It's so good. No, I didn't see it from him. And he was so specific about it. And when you're from Italy, what is the cream puff? What is the cream puff? She's not really good creams.

What's the creams that we put in shit? Like a cream puff. Yeah. Cream puff. Yeah, like we know our creams. I think. We know our creams. I know what creams. We cast these yellow.

Yeah. Just inside bossing cream, but I don't like it. I'm gonna sit. I do kind of like it though. What is it taste like? Like if it's in a dozen, I'm going to eat one of them. Yeah. I never think about them to order one.

Order one is like savage. That's crazy. But I like that he knows what he wants. Okay, if you had the option between, okay, he's a ten. He was supposed to create that. If you had the option to go podcast just doing those to each other. I know. 10 Jelly filled donut Boston or Boston cream filled donut Boston cream jelly filled is Disgusting and I did have a fight with does about it. He thinks those like cheap like one dollar apple pie things at like a 7-11 It's better than a like what's what are those long

you know, you know, you know, what's the not yodel literally anything literally anything no twinkie. Okay, I said it I take a twinkie over an apple fake apple pie and he was like crazy. That's crazy. Hannah. That's I I'm on does yes. I'm on does decide 100% not even Apple like what is that syrupy shit? It has nothing to do with the authenticity of what they're claiming to be it has to do with the taste Vampire Let us try I'm led a fucking stray right now. I will, I will stick a twinkie up my butthole

before synipping a gross as syrupy cough syrup, apple bullshit, fuck that shit, ew! Dude, have you ever had the fucking apple pies from McDonald's? No. Oh my god, okay, first of all, I'm a proud proud mini apple pie eater. And I had one in my lunchbox every single day from third grade right up until high school graduation.

I just think it's too sweet. You're not a real dessert person. You know nothing, Hannah. It's true. Doesn't I got worked up? I like we I got worked up about it. I just got worked up about it. I'm worked up. I worked up. Okay.

Well, I'm worked up. Also, one thing about men is they're so simple and beautiful. That's how we that's how we come back to our baseline. Yeah, baseline. Let's go back to our men. Our outer control. He loves diet coke. He loves diet coke.

OK. He is like a full like problem, but I don't say anything because let him have something, you know. But like this man, I will be anywhere. If I grab him a diet coke and I come home with a diet coke, it's like I just had his baby. Yeah. And I feel like finding the thing in the relationship that's like very convenient for you. Like so easy and doing it often will like keep your relationship

together. Like I will literally he'll I'll visit his other family get the tea come back want to strike him bring a diet coke no idea that's how Craig is with like any type of seafood like if we're fighting I just like take my shirt off and say want to go get seafood fights over actually true I'm like I want. Also, Des was going to Ireland the other week and he said a gigler came up to him. She was going to Ireland too and she was like, oh, where are you going? And he was like to Ireland, she goes to see your second family and also I'm dead. We're the best. We're the cult is literally like years. I get above other cults. And he didn't know that it was that much of a joke.

He's like, I thought it was just you on page. I'm like, no, it's just like hundreds of thousands of women. Yeah. Just a circle of our closest friends, and they may or may not include other countries, other cities. We recently found out that Snookies a Gigler and we kind of have a insane, like, um, famous adjacent gigler. Famous adjacent?

Yep. Do you want to tell them? No, I think you should tell them because it's- Someone messaged me and I don't want to blow up her spot and now I'm afraid like we're gonna get, I don't like, you know, like you want to be cool about it. You want to be cool. We're trying to be cool We're trying to be cool, but I found out that I didn't like the cool of my sources and I have a lot of spies Kylie Jenner is assistant listens to giggly squad So in turn

Her assistants, you know doing her day- to day tasks, and she probably says, oh my god, page in hand are so funny. I mean, one of the most important things is literally like, you're everything. Your eyes and ears are giving you info, they're telling you what is going on, they're like, you wake up, you have breakfast, you listen to giggly squad, go do Kylie's skin. You know, it's like a whole thing. To Kylie Jenner's personal assistant, who we know you have a name we do not want to dox you because we will protect you at all costs. Anything you need. Anything.

Because we know Kendall Jenner listens because she posted her perennium on Instagram today. Did you see? I was like, wait, someone's saying, wait, okay. So many people were DMing me of other people on Instagram talking about that. And they were like, I feel like all these people listen to Giggly Squad and won't say that they listen to Giggly Squad. Because how many people were out here talking about, suntanning your asshole. You know what? Other than us.

You know what? She's a nine which he has to I feel like saying perennium is so much funner. It's perennium sounds like a fancy fruit. It sounds like a flower Yeah, it sounds like a parent what it's what flower Chris anthem home Sorry, just got married and know these things no a perennium is like perennium. Would you like a little perennium on the... It's like a garnish. Yeah, it's a garnish. Can I top it off with some perennium?

And you're like, yes. Yes, you can. If you get the juice of the perennium, it's really, it's good for a megafree fatty acid. British people, yeah, British people totally is definitely a British thing. But yeah, Kendall Jenner is single and posts full backwards nudity. What do you think? I'm here for it. She is so young and I'm so sick of people like being like,

when were her and Devon going to get engaged? Like, I don't know. Maybe when she turned, you know, of age. I don't think she when she turned you know of age. I don't think she's going to marry a basketball player. I think basketball guys are like fun. But I think she's going to be the really cool aunt for a while. Yeah, I get to your being single for a while, but I also want to say she's young. She's showing her ass.

But if you're old, you could show your ass too. At any age, you could show your ass. Not only for your ass, so I just needed to... Yes. Like let them know. Nanna could perennium if she wanted. Also, LA traffic is so funny, because you could literally murder someone and be like, oh my god, the traffic was insane, I had to.

I literally said, take that. LA traffic is everyone's excuse to go. Oh my god, the traffic. I'll lose you know my boyfriend. I'd be like, oh my god. Sorry. It was the traffic. It was a traffic I didn't know if I was gonna see you again. It was so hot. Yeah, the traffic. No, I feel like we haven't have we ever been to LA together. We just did a show together, but it's okay. It didn't it wasn't an important thing in my life that I experienced with you. It wasn't something, well, I did forget my laptop

and lose my podcast equipment in that trip. So I forgot to lock it out too. Right. No, but we've never like, laid together. We've never laid. That's what I'm saying. We've never laid, which I do. Oh my god, we would have so much fun laying together.

I love that we just made that a verb. Yeah, we have to allay together like we're LA. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god It's cuz Kylie Jenner listens to giggly squad. I mean yeah, she wants to meet us for any reason we may I Don't know imagine if she named a lip kit after us. Giggle girls. Giggly gloss? Are you kidding me? Wait, that's genius. Pat and that. I mean, I think-

I think- Yeah. We just like shoot her a- This podcast is just coming up with high ideas. But we're not high. That's a sad part. It really is. Um, finally, Denise Richards. Ugh. Why did this make me like so bad?

This is a Denise Richards stand podcast. I think Denise Richards was so wronged on so high school. You know, like, didn't you feel you were like, this woman has done so many amazing things. She had an amazing first season, she's so likable. And then we ruined her. I'm like, it made me upset for her career in general because it was like, she didn't even need

to fucking do that show. It was very clear watching that season because we both have been on reality TV. It was so blatantly obvious to me watching that season of Real Housewives and how much shit was edited, cut out, not explained enough that she looked crazy and I could just tell that there was so much going on behind the scenes that like they couldn't explain to the viewer because it would take too long. And they even had to break the fourth wall sometimes because it made so little sense. But the thing is like I think Denise came on and she was so likable, so hot. And they were jealous.

And they were jealous. And the girls were like, I'm down to take her down if you are. And once they know, like production were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous.

And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous.

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And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were jealous. And they were TV game Like I think she genuinely thought she was coming on she was just gonna have fun. It was gonna be light It was gonna be funny. It was gonna know these people are thinking about it like what she was denying that she hooked up with someone on National TV like yeah, that's a fucking right. That's a fucking normal thing to do and Also like something that she did not want to come out, someone else started saying it. And I think people act like, oh my god, she's lying. Like she's not telling the truth. There's a very big difference between lying to your friends, sitting at a dinner table

and lying to all of America. Like yeah, she lied to all of America because she doesn't owe you guys anything. She didn't want people to know she hooked up with whoever she hooked up with. Like that is a very normal thing. Like, but it is crazy how that situation like made her like such the villain. When you think about it, like everyone else was actually just trying to expose her, which is like, kind of hooked up. But I love that look. her daughter is a Gen Z

She is like very in the only fans game like she probably made so much fucking money Her dad was having a real issue with her starting it and Denise was like I back my daughter and anything she wants to do And this sounds like a fucking genius business idea and then she made one and I thought that was BOM I thought that was that I I thought that was the obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with it. Like there's nobody aware of supporting your daughter than being like, we're in this together bitch. And like just supporting women in general,

like get the fuck over, like women having sex and like enjoying having sex and like everybody does it. And now they figured, we have figured out a way to sit in our beds and get paid by you dumb idiot men. Like it's so fucking frustrating. I just let the cute blonde post a pic. They were literally sledge-shaming an 18 year old girl

who want, and it's like Charlie Sheen, like how many prostitutes have you fucked and you're gonna judge your daughter seriously sex work fuck you seriously sheen fuck you Charlie sheen that just maybe feels so much better fuck you Charlie sheen god that's my new mantra in the morning fuck you Charlie. Oh god, that's my new mantra in the morning. Fuck you Charlie. Sheen. I'm gonna say that in situations where like it is not

applicable whatsoever. Just checking out of the grocery store and you know what? Fuck you Charlie. Machine and just walk out. Remember when you was doing the hashtag winning thing? Like fuck you Charlie. Sheen. Go away. Oh my god. We gently believe each

other and we hard bully men. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. And yeah check out my Amazon store for my video. Bye bye. Bye! Bye! Bye!