Giggly Squad - Giggling about Hannah’s birthday, gut feelings, and tattoo mistakes

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Hannah is 30 and gigglers regret all their tattoos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm gonna say just got away from me. Okay guys, what is up? Welcome! Giggle Sniggles! Oh, that's a cute one. That was adorable. Ever since we had Courtney Cardassian on, I'm always like, tutels a cute one. That was adorable. Ever since we had Courtney Kardashian on, I'm always like, tutels, poodles.

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I don't listen to our episodes after, because I can't stand the sound of my voice sometimes. I like the sound of your voice right now, though. I am sick, I do have a cold, I don't have COVID, I got tested yesterday, but there's a cold going around. Yeah. I had a comedy show in Indianapolis and I went out after Taforiam. I was so naughty.

I'm sorry. And I think I got a cold. You partied Taforiam, who are you? It was crazy, because I did five shows. We were so tired. And there was like, there's like an opener and a feature in me. We all hung out all weekend. And then we were like, do we get a drink?

And I was like, I don't do clubs. Like, let's just go to a little bar, and we go to the bar, and it was kind of slow. And someone was like, hey, my friends are across the street at this club. And I was like, okay, we get in. There was actually like gig glitters there. And this person literally was like, okay,

like Hannah, we have alcohol, we have drugs, we have boys, we have girls, whatever you want. Yeah. We all continue to be in Appalice. And I was like, okay, like Hannah, we have alcohol, we have drugs, we have boys, we have girls, whatever you want, while contingent appellists. And I was like, okay. And that's how I got sick. Paige, you wearing your hair in a side part. You know, what happened? What happened?

What happened? Okay, so recently, and by recently, I mean, like this just this past week, I just can't do it. I usually do my blow dry and I do my rollers and I do all this stuff and I've been letting my hair just air dry because I'm like, I'm a tired aspatch. I'm tired.

So when it air dries, I part that shit on the side because it's easier for me. But you know what, your hair looks like it's blown dry. Thank you so much. Blow dried. But also I would be the worst person to tell of that. I have some questions that I need to address with you. Yeah.

I saw Doja Cat with that 90s lip liner of dark lip liner around and light on the inside. Is that can be a thing? Is that a thing? Just tell me inside. Is that gonna be a thing? Is that a thing? Just tell me now. I think that's a thing. I mean, the 90s trend is like not going away and there's just, I'm starting to get so over it.

Well, because it's fun to pretend you're in high school for like a second and then you're like, I did this already. I'm just gonna be a grown-up. I'm like so over like all the like camp aesthetic. Thank you. I was there three weeks ago and you weren't there Yeah, I'm there. I'm like I'm 30 as of today. I forgot it's my birthday. Thank you Yeah, and I can't be wearing these little camp freaking necklaces. I'm trying to be an adult Do you feel 30 and what does that feel like?

Okay, it's crazy. I do feel 29. I don't feel 30. Okay does that feel like? Okay, it's crazy. I do feel 29. I don't feel 30. Okay. I feel like it goes every other year. You feel the age and then you don't. Like I feel like I felt 26, didn't feel 27. I don't know.

No, I agree with that. 27 was a weird one. Yeah, I'm like, am I old or not? Because I didn't love 27. I'm 30 is weird. 30 now I get to be that like aunt at a party that's like, I remember when you were so little. Yeah, you're that aunt.

I was hanging out with this one of Des's friends, daughters, who was so cute. She's four years old. I said, how old do you think I am? And she said 40 So I'm still emotionally dealing with that. Okay first of all that bitch But then I said, how old do you think your dad is who has gray hair and she goes 11 and I'm like, okay Your shit is off. Okay. Your child is not the smartest. Okay, so let's talk about that I feel like if anyone was going to get into a fight with a child, it would be me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's like where reality TV goes, like eventually everyone starts having kids. And then next year, you're watching

Vandipa Brules and Lala's kid is having a fight with Jack. Yeah. Could you imagine a little baby ocean just being like, your trash? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we know for a fact that Kanye has Could you imagine a little baby ocean just being like your trash? Well, we know for a fact that Kanye has beef with stormy so like it happens some kids are as he I think as he Shed but some kids are really good at telling people's character, so it's a give and take They're like dogs

It's so funny cuz over the last three years cuz I was busy. I never really celebrated my birthday. Yeah But then I've been like traveling and I got really sick and I was like, oh, I'll just do like a dinner date with does tonight And now he's like you're really sick. Are you sure you want to go? And we've just been watching Netflix the hit and run show. What is that? It's like this Israeli drama, which has been pretty intense for the last six hours. And I've been going, and he's like, you're so dramatic when you're sick.

Okay, boys are the most dramatic. He said I have a man flu. I said, what is a man flu mean? Are you calling me a man? And he goes, no, it's like how people think men are dramatic when they're sick. That's how you are. And I'm like, this shit could be Delta.

I could be dying right now, bro. You could have to go to the hospital. Have some compassion on your 30th birthday. I know, it's my 30th, so he let me watch my Netflix all day with him. I've been watching a show on Apple TV that I think you would also really like. It's called Ted Lasso.

It's with Jason Tadekis. It's a comedy, right? It's a comedy and he basically like goes and runs this like UK soccer team, like football team there. Jason Tadekis is your crush though. I love him. I, one of my friends told me to watch this because he said that I remind him of the girl and then her name is Keely.

And at first when I started watching her, I was like, I don't fully feel like this is a compliment. And then I kept watching and I was like, wait, she's fun and she's cute and she wears cool outfits sometimes. And then I took watching and I was like, wait, she's fun and she's cute and she wears cool outfits sometimes. And then I took it as a compliment. But it's really funny. And I've gotten my brother into it and I tell everyone now. I feel like it's a real 75, 25 when someone is like, oh my god, you remind me of this person

and you're like, oh god, and by 75, I mean, you're not going to be happy. Right. He sent me like one clip and he was like, this is like so you. And I was like I mean, you're not gonna be happy. Right, he sent me like one clip, and he was like, this is like so you, and I was like, no, you're right. And then you had to like, repeat that in your head for the three days. Yeah, I just replayed that with the world thinks of me. Is that how I look on the side,

and I can't really see my side profile all the time? Yeah, it was a looks aesthetic. It was more of personality. A bunch of giga glitters that I was on good terms with, were saying I was Anna DaArma's for a while, which was very fun. Yeah, that was a good one. I don't see it, maybe an angle of my face, but I don't see it.

But it's Leo's season, bitch. And you know, some other Leo's, a very special Leo is Kylie. Kylie Jenner. Yeah, her birthday was like yesterday the day before. But I wanted to analyze Kylie's birthday posts from her sisters. So if I go to Kim Kardashian, her post was Kylie baby 24k Gold birthday today. You really have a heart of gold and a soul of platinum and I hate you for being richer than me. You can't even look at that.

I'm mad, yeah. I'm so proud to be your sister. You always say so true to yourself, always. And it's so admirable, big word Kim, to watch you grow up being the best mom, celebrating you today and always, I love you. And she posted a ton of cute selfies with them. Okay.

Okay. I think that's fine. I am so not in to grid birthday posts. Oh no, I hate it. I mean, I would totally, I'm not fucking up my aesthetic for your goddamn birthday. See it on my story, bitch. It's gone in 24 hours like your birthday. No, I like woke up this morning and I was like, what is Paige gonna do for my birthday? And I knew that you would never post me on your grid, so I was, I was just like waiting for notifications. And then I got texts like 20 minutes ago being like,

I'm so sorry, I was busy on morning. I was like, yeah, you should be. Yeah. Because bitch was questioning everything. Wait, did you get my delivery? Not yet. I don't know why I said it in a British accent. Why are we speaking in accent?

Sorry, did you- It's my delivery. I'm sorry, I sent you something for your birthday. And I haven't gone to confirmation that I spent delivered, so just won't check on that. It hasn't been delivered yet, but I have nothing but a suuel day then to wait for it. So Courtney Kardashian, I love hers. She posts one photo and I don't know if you could see it, but you could see her face.

Yep. But you can't see Kylie's face. It's the back of Kylie's head. I love it. And she looks cute. And she goes, happy birthday to my magical tinkerbell. There's no one like you, one of a kind. Hmm.

I think the tinkerbell thing is cute. Yeah, I feel like you should have, I feel like you have to have the person's face in the photo that you're doing a happy birthday for. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think so as well. Yeah. So now let's go to Chloe. I'm, I feel like, I think so as well. Yeah. Um, so now let's go to Chloe. I'm, I feel like Kim is winning this so far.

Chloe. Okay. I love her photo because you can't root. She's kissing Kylie. So you see Kylie's face more than Chloe's and she said in like her weird font she does this whole long thing. Like, do you feel like they competed with each other for this? Like who's going gonna have the best? I don't know. I think I don't know if sisters that's so fuck you're my sentient melee sentient and she sings that

have What are you gonna say He's gonna say We could never have sisters Like we just couldn't I don't think I Like we just couldn't. I don't think I feel like I would be, this is awful to say, but I feel like if I had a sister, I would be not mean to her,

but I would be so hard on her, I think. Mm. Like a little judgy, like, yeah, like is that what we're doing? Like stop doing that and like don't wear this and like things like that. That's probably why God is giving us that. She's like an extension of you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so she had a ton. Her's is really cute. But now let's see what Kendall did. Now, Kendall, I feel like cares about her grid. So let's see. Kendall. Did nothing?

No post. No post. No post. You want to know what? Because again, we don't know them. She probably called her. You know what's so funny though? I did have a moment. We're like everyone's texting and I'm like okay well where's the tag bitch? Yeah. Where's the.

And then someone calls someone face timing and I was like no thank you. I'm saying it's my birthday like leave me alone. It is funny when how social media has just completely changed birthdays. Well, do you remember your Facebook wall? Yes. I remember being like, shit's about to pop the fuck off and I would just get a ton of notifications and people used to know each other's birthdays because you get notifications of people's breath is over day. It was excuse to write on your crush's wall or like, rekindle something and if someone wrote HBD, it was like, I feel like in high school, every girl's birthday post for their

friends started out with, where do I begin? You're 16. Like you've only known them for three years. Start three years ago. You're 16. You've only known them for three years. Start three years ago. You're beginning. You met her in home room two weeks ago. Now we're on Chris Jenner. Happy birthday to my littlest angel.

Basically, yeah, we know Kylie is the favorite and she posts this thing. No one's posting the ages of 12 to 17 because... Because she didn't like the thing. That's when you can see what she really looks like. But she was adorable as a child. She was adorable as a child. What do you think about all the conspiracy theories that she's pregnant? Have you seen them?

They think that Kylie is pregnant because they've been following her Instagram stories and they think that she's been posting Instagram stories that she's previously recorded. I mean I wouldn't put it past them because they are a dynamic strategic team when it comes to this stuff. I have a question for you. Okay. And this is a mental health life moment kind of thing. Would you rather? What are you more scared of? Getting pregnant? Or getting married Wow

And I mean this like deeply like I was joking about getting married, but like recently I was like oh my god I'm getting married like I've chosen the person I'm gonna be with my whole entire life. Yeah. And there's no like rulebook for it and there's no like angel that pops up like you did it! You found it! Like it's all you just decided. Deciding. Okay. That's scary.

So would you rather make a decision that you're gonna spend the rest of your life with one person or have a kid that you have to be responsible for, for at least 18 years. I am definitely way more scared to get married. Yeah. And I think it's because when I think about getting pregnant, I'm excited because I'll be like, oh, I'm married and I've picked the guy. And like that's going to be exciting

when I'm like figure that out. Well, I didn't say you were going to be married when you had the kid. Oh, man, oh, man. Well, because I'm thinking about like Kylie, Gigi, it's more like they're like, look, it's more stressful for me to lock down a person like really then for me to have a baby with someone I love. I am like open to all things. Look, if obviously if I got pregnant right now and it broke through that birth control barrier, first of all I'd read a strongly worded email to my birth control

company but besides that it is crazy to think that like well well yeah, you like, you have a baby now. And that's terrifying because I basically realized turning 30, I'm like, wait, this is how it feels like junior year in college when they're like, you don't really have to pick a major, like you'll figure it out and then senior year they're like, you need to pick a major, you need to do a job in like three months with the fuck are you doing? So I was like living life. And then someone was like, basically I'll tell my mom like, oh, I'm late by a day and she doesn't give a fuck. She's like, look, if you got pregnant, I mean, you're 30.

And I'm like, are we there? Is it? You're like, we're 5? We're 5. Okay, question for you. If you found out you were pregnant tomorrow, would you postpone your wedding or would you get married? Oh my god.

Let's think of the most fucked up scenarios continue. Like, would you get married while being pregnant? Or would you have the baby then like Want to take a couple months then replan your wedding like what would be the strategy there? Oh Fuck I don't I'm so bad with like real-life stuff. I like making jokes. Yeah, it's really stressful. I I recently You know how like when you like a guy, he can say something and you're just like, I love that.

But when you don't like a guy and he says something, like he could say the exact same thing and you're like, I hate everything about you. You like never breath in my direction again. Literally don't even breathe my same air. I had a guy recently tell me that he was like, you know what I was thinking about? Which is so weird and I was like what? And he was like, how adorable you'll look one day pregnant. And That is the perfect thing that if someone you don't like says that you're like, I'm calling the police

You and core literally hurting you're like, I'm calling the police, you and Cor, literally, I'm girding my loins. But, love my life said that? Yeah, it's cute, but I'm like, okay, well, I need to run, I'm taking my breath control. I was like, wait, first of all, you're not wrong. I was about to say he's not wrong. I was like, okay, not wrong. I just envision you're like,

you're skinny little legs and little arms, little fingernails. Just a basketball. And then just a basketball. Just a little basketball on my stomach. Now, I know what this poor man does not know is that I know for a fact when I get pregnant, I'm gonna go straight, Jesse James Decker on that shit,

and my tongue is gonna be swollen. Kim Kardashian, I'm going to be, I just already know it like I'm going to be vision you're like getting McDonald's sponsorships like a swipe up. I would oh my god. Could you imagine you're gonna be so annoying like I 2 a.m. You're gonna be like babe babe are you up? I need some chicken nuggets for the baby now with a side of ranch and sweet and sour. I do that now. No. You got me in a bad habit.

Oh my God, but it was just so crazy when he said it because that was my first thought was like, wow, with any other guy said this to me. I'd be like, I'm on the phone with my lawyer. Like, get out of here. Well, one thing I think I'm on the phone with my lawyer, like, cat, out of your hair. Well, one thing I think I'm realizing about life is that you're never actually fully ready for anything. But when I think about all of my years on this planet,

any job I took that I wasn't fully qualified for, I, that was a good decision. Well, this is my question, which is what I'm currently dealing with in life in general, is like, when is something you're got and when is it your anxiety lying to you? Yeah. And I feel like this could be in so many elements of life, friendships, relationships, jobs, where, you know back, you look back at situations and you're like,

duh, just listen to your gut, it was so right. But if I listened to every crazy thought that comes into my head, I would be an impulsive crazy. No, I wouldn't be able to go out on my balcony if I listened to everything like my brain said to me. Yeah, it's like understanding your voice, like what is real and what's not, what's your gut speaking to you

and what's like your past just like trying to haunt you. Yeah, because sometimes I'll meet people and like my intuition will be like, don't trust this person. But then like I'll sit back and I'll be like, that was just you be like not wanting to like open up to someone and like, but you're always right. And then like four days later, I'm like, this motherfucker, I was spot on. No, I feel like me and you are so good at that. Not four days, I'm saying four years where you go.

Yeah. I knew it. Or when someone then comes to you and is just like, can you believe that? I'm like, how do you say that? Yes, I can. Yes, I can believe that. Yeah. But this is the problem.

I was like, and I think you're really good at it too with men. I will know immediately. Like think of when you first walks in and says something to you immediately, you either go, you roll your eyes. Or you're like, ugh. Or you're like, I will have sex with you. Yeah, and I feel like the guys who I've rolled my eyes on and then convinced myself because they like me

or because of their social status or because they're giving me food I will come and then I'll be like I don't want any like this motherfucker. Yeah. You convinced me to like you I knew I was fucking right. Yes I hate when that happens and then I'll find myself being like why don't I listen to my intuition more and then my anxiety will pop in. Because was it? Okay, you're making me feel as crazy because there are moments when I'm like, oh, this is my god, and then I'm like, burn the house down.

What? So speaking of impulsive decisions, as you know, I've been trying to be more active on my TikTok. Yes, you've been doing a phenomenal job. Oh my God, stop, we're gonna make me cry. It's my passion. It's my art. No, you've been doing so good.

And then I checked your followers the other day. And I was like, she's literally killing it on TikTok. She is going to start being Gen Z. She's like, what? 30. No. Do you know what I'm doing? It's literally just so, our head of operations,

Elena, like thinks I'm cool, because she makes fun of me 24-7, which is why I like her, but like deep down I just want her approval. Yeah. Um, but sometimes I do these like weird BuzzFeedy videos about celebrities and recently I did one about tattoos and I also asked the gigglers, what what tattoos they've gotten but first of all page

Have you ever come close to getting a tattoo and what was it and why? I've never come close But there was a period in time in college that me and my best friend wanted to get tattoos on our wrists That were like the it was like the white ink. So it almost looked like a scar and I was gonna get half a heart and she was gonna get the other half of a heart. So when we put like our hands together it made a full heart for like a photo. At that point it wasn't like big. I was too hard to get the bar. You were like look at this. It's too dark, never mind. But I, we obviously that was also very drunk conversations. Yeah.

But I've never like walked into a tattoo place and been like tempted. Here's the thing with tattoos and how I think about it. I am not creative enough to come up with something that I could look at every single day and be like, I really like, I still really like that. And that gives me anxiety. And I feel like some I really like, I still really like that. And that gives me anxiety. And I feel like some people feel like that

and still get tattoos, but instead they're just like, I'm not gonna love one of them that much, so I'm just gonna get a shit to. I make my body a work of art, which I have a friend in comedy, her name's Natalie, who's tied it up. I was like, I feel so cool that I have a tied it up friend. Yeah. Everyone needs one. I even feel like that I have a tattooed up friend. Yeah. Everyone needs

one. I even feel like that when girls have like their cartilage pierced. I'm like, we're badass. I almost, again, never came close. Yeah. I got my, I was thinking like, you remember inside your lip would be cool. Yes. Like, one of my friends has hot sauce inside for lip. She got it on her 18th birthday still there. One of my friends got the best thing. She got drunk. She put red lipstick on, kiss to paper, and got her lip kiss stain on her butt.

She kissed her own ass. I love that. However, because she sits on it a lot, it kind of came off a little. So also like Haley Beeburn them, a lot of girls have really cool tats on their hands. I like those, but do you want to know what I always think about those tattoos?

The day of my wedding, whenever I think about tattoos, I think of my wedding day. And I'm like, what I want, some like little thing on my wrist in my wedding photos, and no, I don't. But I just put makeup on it! No, yeah, never thought of it. I can't wait for your wedding day. You're gonna be out of control. Out of absolute control.

But what I wanted to say about the tattoos, I've seen girls who have like full sleeves, who fucking rock it. Like I wish I could be that edgy. But I feel like are we too old to get tattoos now? No, well, maybe. He's like, I don't think we've got. What would we get? What would we get?

And okay, not what, because we have no idea what we would get. Where would you get it? I just think the only thing I thought of was getting Brooklyn inscribed under my boob, which is like honestly no. Literally trash. Thank God I didn't do that. I was like literal. That is trash.

How do you really feel about it? I feel like I saw Rihanna's like her under the boob thing and I thought it was hot and I was like I'll get Brooklyn under one boob. Here's the other thing. Anything like in that region of your body You also have to think about like the day you get pregnant. If you get pregnant and like your boobs get bigger and then They go back to normal like what if the tattoos like saggy? All valid concerns. Yeah, so I scoured the internet to see the worst celebrity tattoos. Okay. Let's do it. So Ariana Grande apparently got a Japanese tattoo that says like Japanese food and she thought it said something else and it was on her hand.

something else. And it was on her hand. It said something that it wasn't it wasn't right. It wasn't right. And I feel like this happens too often to people. But how does it happen to Ariana Grande? Aren't you going to like the best tattoo artist around? I don't you know what? I don't know. I read it all the sketchy website. It's probably wrong. This is a legend, you guys. I get, and again, we don't know her. We don't know her. We don't know her. Maybe she wanted Japanese food or whatever.

Okay, Kat Von D. Yeah. He was not talked about enough. Was married to this guy, Jesse James. And she got the creepiest tattoo ever of his face as a child. And it's like a creepy face. Wait, is that the guy that was married to Sandra Bullock? Yes.

And he cheated on Sandra Bullock with Kat. They're divorced. Yeah. So Kat Von D gets this, like, haunt my dreams photo of this kid. That's like, la la la la la. Yeah, no.

And then he proceeds to cheat on her 16 times. I'm sorry. Could you imagine? Could you imagine? Yeah, no, and then he proceeds to cheat on her 16 times Could you imagine She's gonna get it. So she has to get a number 16 tattooed on her. Oh my god 16 times. Where do you find the time? Hayden penitier Which I love saying her last name. It's like Quasant. I've got some Italian tattoos on her that was supposed to like live life with no regrets, but it was worded wrong. Wow.

So that was a mistake on her end. Also just letting you guys know, I'm gonna go through the good work tattoos because there's some really good stuff in there. Do people in other countries get American sayings on them and spell it wrong? Like Like they want live laugh love, but it says like Turkey mustard mayo. Like I don't know. That's amazing. That's amazing. Okay, sorry my TikTok's loading. Also, I hope hate impenetra years doing well. I haven't heard

about her in a while. I still really like I... I loved her. I still love her. I feel like she didn't reach her full potential in the acting world and that makes me sad for her. I think she could have been a real A-list celebrity. I know, probably. She got involved with the wrong guys. She got involved with a hockey player.

Oh. Does that who she was married to? Yeah, is that the one that? No, I thought she was married to like that Russian like boxer. Oh Okay, I'm looking this up. Yeah, cuz I want to know we're saying a lot of crazy shit today on this pod and Hayden Pena Tierra American actress that page is disappointed in yeah uh... well she was with me love ventimiglia no way for how long they just dated for two years for her good for her now she's with vladimir

glitch go who is yet he's a heavyweight boxer yeah they're still together. I don't think so. He scares me. I'm going to do some deep dive on Hayden Pennant here. Oh, no, no, no. OK, she was with that guy from 09 to 11.

Then she was with him again from 13 to 18. And now she's with Brian Hickerson. Who's always getting arrested. And they had a lot of domestic violence. Oh my God. Yeah. He's out with ex-brien after his jail stint. Yeah.

She's not in a good place. If this teaches us anything, say no to fuck boys, but also. This reminds me, I sent you that video of Big Anne. She remember Big Anne and she's like, I'm dating this new guy. He was in jail for murder, but he did get me a puppy. My favorite part was her son that goes, if he's in jail for murder, but he did get me a puppy. My favorite part was her son that goes, if he's in jail for murder, that doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Then what does it mean?

Then what? The guy probably deserved it. The guy deserved it. So Drake got a tattoo of like a black perfume, his dracar noir, which was his Twitter handle, and it looks like a beetle. No, I hate it. I hate it.

Then Steve O. got himself on his back, which is like, he pranked us. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome.

Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character syndrome. Main character YOLO on the side of his hand. This is why guys don't just go with trends. One of my friends got a Nike symbol on her foot. She has since removed it. But I was like, wait, I got to think that's hilarious. OK, now I'm pulling up some giggler tattoos. Let's see what they said.

My ex, my friend's ex got tattoo of a quote of hers to try and save their relationship after they ended. What kind of quote was? Tell me she did not say she didn't tell us what the quote was. She didn't tell us what the quote was, but it's like I was thinking like, what would my quote be? You can't leave us hanging like that. Like, give me my chicken parmesan.

Yeah, yours would be something about farting Someone said a piece of bread on my arm It's hilarious But it's like funny for like three seconds and you're like wait you but I enjoy people that like don't put a lot of emphasis on tattoos And are like yeah, I'm gonna get this stupid tattoo. I don't give a shit. Like, and they have to live life with that kind of, yeah, like a daisicle-ness. Yes, exactly. My friend has a tattoo of a mangled white cloth on her calf. Big white cloth.

Yeah. It's so trashy that it's not, yeah, the can. Someone wrote, made in the USA on their ass, and then they found out they were conceived in Canada. This girl at a party showed me a tattoo of the word thug life just above her vagina like, okay. I like reading it exactly how they write it. Wait, thug life? I'm magic.

She's from Connecticut. Wait, can you imagine? Meeting the love of your life and you're like, oh my god, she's perfect. And like the first time you have sex with her, she just like takes her pants off and it just is thug life. You're like, she's marriage material. But this teaches you.

Girls, you know how to be marriage material. Just be yourself, okay? And if the life is being a thug, then you do that. Dude, I think if we are to ever get tattoos, it's post marriage, post babies, thug then you do that. Dude, I think if we are to ever get tattoos, it's post-marriage, post-baby's thug life above our vaginas. It's no one before just to see how it stretches out, see how it evolves over time. It looks like a script at the end.

My husband got a heart covered in thorns on his chest, the day his ex got married, his high school ex got married. Okay, I don I don't love that okay it's a bit much my husband has multiple Zelda tattoos I don't even know what Zelda is but I feel like it's a comic book. Zelda is like a isn't it a video game yeah I think it's a comic book. I also love when the giga is are honest one girl said I have the basic bitch blessed on me. If you have blessed or an infinity symbol or an infinity symbol with blessed in it, we love that for you. You know where else I would like potentially think

about getting it under my, on my neck or like right back, like the back of my neck or right under my earlobe. Why? I don't know. One of my girlfriends actually has a skull right under her earlobe and you never notice it, but it's cool. You also think I can hide all this stuff, but then when you go to the beach, it's like people find it.

Yeah. That's right. We need the poo on the back of one calf and stitch on another. Okay, we love cartoons. Big cartoon fans over here. Also, I don't have a high-pain tolerance. So like, I, unless it's like uncomfortable shoes that look good, but I, I can't, I don't think I could sit there and get a tattoo. But I think that's part of it for some people. They want to be like, I fucking survived this tattoo. And I went through the pain. And that's a whole nother conversation.

How do you think Jennifer Lopez actually feels about Ben Affleck's tattoo? I've been waiting for you to ask that to me this whole time. She's... Jen Affleck. Jen Affleck. Jennifer knows that people make mistakes and she'd rather a back tattoo than sleeping with every fitness model in a country radius, you know. Good answer. Good answer.

That's what I think. I think after what she dealt with, she's like, I just want someone who loves me for me and isn't going to betray me in the public eye. No, I get that. No, I get that. You portrayed yourself with that tattoo. But don't portray me. And also wear a shirt.

Wear a shirt. Okay, they have more couples, paparazzi photos than I have with Daz for a year. I can't find one photo of me, it does. Yeah. They have a new photo every day. It is kind of crazy. How does she pick the outfits?

How does she know where she's getting photographed? Like, it's there's so many logistics with that as well. It's just, I don't care though. I love them as a couple. I really do. And tattoo, no tattoo, whatever. Who do you love more? Them or Jennifer at Aniston and David Schwimmer? Okay, that's a lie. Is it a made up thing? Yeah, that's made up. And I, I've said it once on the pod and I've had so many people come for me. I've

never really watched friends. You know, I'm gonna be honest right now. I've never watched friends either. I'm like, here's the other thing. I don't care. I'm too late. It's too late, it's over, it's too late for us. It doesn't, it wasn't our time when it was like on and pop in. And you wanna know what, there's a lot of really good shows

that I have watched. What? I've watched good shows. Yeah, I know a good show when I see it. I just don't need to watch every single one. Like my grandpa always had friends on in the background, but I didn't understand that there was like a storyline. Yeah. I've never watched the office. I've watched the office. I haven't watched it through. I haven't watched it through, but I've watched multiple episodes. I have this weird thing where when people like something too much, I don't I don't want it. I get that. Do you want to I know it's anyone starting a...the reason I've watched so many miscellaneous office episodes is because throughout the years of my single dumb, you know when you're like hooking up with a guy whatever and then like it's time for bed But like you're not like passing like unless you're really drunk or whatever

You're not passing out right away. So there's some time where you put something on and it's like can you fall asleep to this? I have my go-to if someone spends the night and other people have their go-to's Once was hooking up with a guy and every single time he would put the town on with Ben Affleck, great movie to fall asleep. They're so aggressive. It was aggressive. I thought it was good. It was good, but I feel like it's like abrasive. Yeah, it's abrasive. It's definitely abrasive, but he loved it. And hey, who am I to judge? He's like, oh, this puts me right to sleep. Just relaxes me when Ben Aff shoots someone's brain up.

I've had some guys that love to throw on like a funny, like a wedding crashers or a stepbrothers type. I think that what's the one, what's the one with Jonah Hill like his very first movie? Super bad. I think that is a go-to. I love Super bad. This is a conversation the girls need to have more. This is important. It's actually very important. What is your go-to? My go-to is new girl.

That's great. Because I'm like, have you ever watched new girl and they're usually like, no, and I'm like, it's really funny and it felt like everyone I was hanging with was like I'll put the office on I want to be like okay Well, I'm on this episode currently From this guy so if we catch up me with game of thrones I like started dating this guy who loved game thrones and I hadn't watched it and it was like season four So I started it from there and then I Stopped and then like a year later another guy wanted to watch it and I started it from there. And then I stopped, and then like a year later, another guy wanted to watch it, and I started like two seasons.

Way left it off. Yeah, and then I tried to start from the beginning, and it was a whole mess. It was a whole set. And I recommend it. I put on the tennis channel all the time. No, it's always in the background. What even is the tennis channel?

OK, you have to be rich, but it's like an add-on, one of those add-ons for like 599. And I always have a tennis channel on the background. Wow. Yeah, because I just, I like watching it. And it does put me to sleep sometimes. Good. It's all about what puts you to sleep. You know, it doesn't put me to sleep.

I have. Yeah, the TV. Oh my god, Hannah. You know, it doesn't put me to sleep. I have. Yeah, the TV. Oh my god, Hannah. OK, so recently I can't watch reality TV unless it's absolutely absurd. Like I haven't been watching any housewives. I just like, I can't do it. I do have to say I turned on Love Island by accident,

and I had a full panic attack. Really? I was like, they were having an awkward conversation. I was like, yeah, I can't do it. Everyone's been DMing me to start love Island again and I probably will, but I am so fucking hooked on 90 day fiance. Oh really? I'm back on it. Which part? Which one? Okay, so I have watched it Full disclosure. I had a friend staying with me and I was he was just like what What do you watch and he I was like whatever I don't care and he threw on 90 day fiance When I tell you I have not left my apartment in four days because I am so

Involved in 90 day fiance waiting for the reunion to air coming Sunday. Also, it's the newest season. Watching the newest season. And then I have gone back. There is a spin off show called Single Life where some of the people like Big Ed from the season we watched during quarantine, he's on Single Life. He got this like amazing girl to fall in love with him. like big Ed from the season we watched during quarantine. He's on single life. He

got this like amazing girl to fall in love with him. He then broke up with her. And he has completely manipulated her. Okay wait, I have to also go into this. The host that they have for their reunions. I'd never really seen her before. I don't know if people are talking about this, but she's not that great. Like, she doesn't ask the questions. I'm like, I've only watched the show for like three days, and I've seen every episode, and I could ask better questions. So you're like yelling up a screen like,

why don't you ask? Don't let him get away with that. Double up. Seriously, and I can't, it's like, it almost makes the show on bearable What do you need the host to like like Andy Cohen? Yeah, no bullshit and like he will try to call people out right even if he's right or wrong He's gonna at least push right it

You have yeah just to like see what the other people say so anyway, so I'm back on my 90 day fiance bullshit But you're gonna say so I'm applying to be the host of 90 day fiance reunions Honestly, I almost did you watch the love is blind reunion. I did I Did you think of it because I watch the first second I was like I'm gonna do it. I love G I'm so fucking team G. It's not even funny With that said I feel bad that no one told Francesca the dress code. I would have been absolutely love it. Did she dress too fancy? Not fancy, not.

No, it was like full cocktail attire. Who is the girl, who's the main girl that got married? She came in. Amber? No. Oh, Natasha. No. Whatever. The girl that married the scientist guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, whatever. The girl that married the

scientist guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, I always forget her name, whatever. Yeah. I don't know anyone's name. He's Cameron. Is that his name? Yeah. I don't know. Whatever. She came in in a purple dress and she looked. I mean, the most stunning. She looked the best out of everyone there. It wasn't even like a competition But I just think it's very interesting that they had for intrasca from too had to handle come on like is Damian Dating her like I just thought it was so weird and she didn't make it clear if he was with her I mean he said he wasn't with her, but like so she just was chilling there. Yeah they're just friends. If I was G I would have. Okay Lauren. Her name's Lauren. Oh I knew it was so. Wait, wait. So the reunion was only the people on the cast and then randomly Francesca. Yeah.

It was like he brought her. I was like this is just my friend. And G and him were kind of taking a break or whatever. And she was just like, okay. Yeah, it was so weird. I would have like blown a truck at her. How did she react? It's like, did she? She was literally like, well, what kind of friends? This is weird.

And I do. I think it's weird. Look, I do think that guys, grown men and grown women can have platonic friendships. I do have like a lot of guy friends that I definitely thought of. I have guy friends. Yeah, but I definitely thought about having sex with them, not that I would or I want to, but like it's entered my mind like, oh I wonder what it would be like to have sex with him.

But I don't talk to them every single day. And if I have a boyfriend, I especially do not, that's just like rude. Guys who are friends don't call you every night, call you every day, that kind of thing. No. It's, my thing is think with your reality TV brain. It's fine if he's friends with Francesca.

Why did he have to bring this particular friend to the reunion? What she's saying is why you're trying to embarrass me by bringing this girl and confronting me without telling me. They made the reunion too long. It's too far after the season. I didn't really care about the reunion. And it was also like a weird, it was just weird.

It was like an anniversary party. It was just like, I don't know. Well, they tried to play it really like, let's throw an anniversary party and it'll be supernatural and just happen to invite these people They should just went full-length be like the Serrini and let's fight it out again. Yeah, agreed. Also, I did do a deep dive on Francesca on TikTok Yeah, and what did you find? She's been on a journey. Yeah, she I hear a journey. She started dating a girl for a while. I always see that. And they were really cute together, but then they broke up. And then most recently, she's getting her lips dissolved.

Good for her. Which means... I feel like as... As a wild, how good her lips look. And then you know, I'm not trying to say, but like as it's dissolved. No you know, no, we know you. No, it makes you feel better. That's fine. But I'm mad when you do it and it makes you look worse just because you think that's what you should look like. Her natural lip looks so good. Well, that's how we, Molly Mae. We love Molly Mae from Love Island. She got her lips dissolved and she's like, I feel so much better. She

looks better. Yeah. And it's like, again, the big lips are a trend. But I feel so much better. She looks better. Yeah, and it's like again the big lips are a trend But um, I feel like girls are going their lip dissolved. That's like but it's like expensive Is it and I also heard that it doesn't actually like no They say that like yeah, you're getting them dissolved, but it doesn't actually got bless you small baby. I know um I have a my new friend an Indianapolis. I'm moving in Indiana. I did have a little too much fun. I was like, this place is awesome. Yeah, you when you got there, you're like, I don't know what the deal with this place is. And you came back so much fun. Like literally have seven diseases.

Cause it's not that busy there. So you just roll into a bar for brunch and like you have the whole bar to yourself with your friend. They also have these, everyone is doing a batch of at party. You know those, I was gonna, those side cars that you move by like, by moving your feet? No. Like you, side cars that you call, they're called something like a truck. Like you... Side cars?

They call it something like... Like when you bike with like six people on it. And yes. So I was joking. I'm like, this is Midwest Peloton. But like all the bars they stop at and the Batcher Up Party's come in and then they jump back on the trolley.

And this party came in of all these girls. And the bride recognized me. 10 a.m. 11 a.m. I was like any brunch at this bar. And I was like, she's like, can you come on the trolley? And I was like, look, I'm a people pleaser, but I can't do that. I can't do that. I'm not biking. I can't. And she's like, how long you here? I'm like, I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I have a show at 10 p.m. tonight.

Can you come? And she's like, I need to see you. And I'm like, you are going to be so black out in like three hours. I said, I'm going to put your name down though to come and take it. I swear to God, this bitch came through with her whole party. Oh my God. Hammered. Hammered. We had a little moment in the beginning. I was like, okay, now you have to sit down because this isn't a back and forth. Yeah. So anyway, point of the story is though, I met this girl who got her lips done. And then over time, it just kind of pushed above her lip.

Sorry, I just started laughing at Midwest Peloton. But basically, she didn't get her lip dissolved and just kind of got pushed above her lip. And it just contorts her smile. Yeah, and then it's like, that's like that. Exactly. So just watch out, just be safe. With great power comes great responsibility.

Yeah. I also want to talk about Scarlett Johansson and Disney. What's going on? What did you know? No. I've been in like a bubble. I've been in a weird bubble the past couple of days. I'm like, any front page news, anything.

I'm like, the world is like. You're lucky. I like open my eyes. I don't know what's going on. OK, so Scarlett Johansson is suing Disney, which is a big move, because Disney isn't charged with all the Marvel stuff. And she's like starring in the Marvel movies.

What happened is she signed a contract of what she wanted to, she signed a contract pre-COVID or something. Oh, right. Who is she playing? Like, I don't follow that Marvel show, but she's a, Oh, she signed a contract for Marvel,

not like a Disney Princess movie. Not Disney Princess movie, no. But like, it Disney owns Marvel. Got it, okay. So the movie comes out and they also launch it on Disney+. Okay. And Disney has a new president or something, someone in charge whose goal is to get more

Disney plus subscriptions. So her contract was based off of theater sales. Okay. So she basically is like this contractually, like contractually you guys said you were just gonna release it through theaters and that's what my like bonus was so supposed to be on. But because of the crazy COVID times,

they released it with Disney Plus and she was just like, you have to pay me what I deserve. Okay. Valid. So Disney comes back hot. Okay. Disney tries to accuse her of not caring about COVID. And then further fucking more, throws out her salary

and says this woman made $20 million for this film, and she's basically complaining that she wants more. So I'm upset. OK. I'm see-thing about this, because tons of men make millions of dollars in movies, but they're trying to be like, oh, she's being greedy. Like playing the whole like color daddy thing. Like these girls are being greedy. It's like, actually, they weren't being greedy,

because that bitch got 60 million that she deserved. Anyway. So basically, a parent, this is happening a lot where these stars are doing these movies but then because of streaming it's like fucking up their contracts and they're trying to get like under cut. So she's in a huge legal battle now with Disney because she's basically like you have to do with the contract said or you have to change the contract for giving me bonuses based on Disney plus and stuff like that. So that's the current situation on. OK, I just looked up because I want to know. And if I can't find it in time, I want to know the top male actors

and the most they've ever made for one movie. And Marvel movies are known to make a ton of money. Wow, Sandra Bullock made $70 million in the movie Gravity. OK, here's a perfect example. Robert Downey Jr., who plays Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man, and the Avengers, made $. It's made 75 million. Yeah, so shut up, Disney.

Yeah, it sounds a lot to the average person, but in your fucking world, you're ripping her off, and she's gonna make a huge bonus based on like theater sales. Wow, do you want to, Keanu Reeves made for the Matrix, made $250 million. He made 83.3 million per movie. That is absolutely insane. And the next one. Will Smith in Men and Back Black 3 made 100 million? Wow. And that's one movie. Okay. Pay Scarlet please.

Yeah, Pay Scarlet. But also they, I think they've been doing it to other actors too. So basically it's just showing there's a change. If you guys want to start doing streaming, you have to change how you pay the actors. Right. Um, go for Sandra Bullock. Get that money, bitch. Yeah, honey. Get that money, honey.

How could I possibly? And that is our manifestation for the week. Get that money, honey. Um, I love that. I'm going to go celebrate my birthday by being sick and watching stupid stuff on Netflix. Um, age, anything we're promoting this week? Um, I, I have Amazon live until the rest of the summer. So until September, I'm actually about to go do it right now.

My days are typically going to be Wednesdays. Amazing, so much fun. Giggler's make sure you show the fuck up. Also, I just had a Heidi Demelio on Burning and Hell, which is crazy. How was that? It was wild. She was so nice, very normal, just like connected mom.

I was just gonna say, wait, that's Charlie and Dixie's mom. Wow. Don't know how don't know how I got her Wow, listen to that. We'll talk about it next time. Wait, I'm very excited for that Yeah, and then had to learn to come for send up comedy. I'm gonna be in these tampons and on the 19th the hard thing is it's a Thursday I Know it's a Thursday Wait, we started to talk about our Nashville trip Oh my god, I'm so excited for a Nashville trip. I even see her once to come too.

Oh my god. Don't fuck with me. Yeah, no, the girls are gonna be a Nashville. We need the girls are getting back together. The band's back together. In Nashville, I might even sing a country song. I don't know. Oh my god, I'm excited for you.

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