Giggly Squad - Giggling about Hannah’s engagement, garage weddings, and baby bets

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

Does Paige approve of the engagement? Did she get a pearl? Is she preggers? Giggle and find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. And we're off. Well, first of all, what's up, giggleers? Um, sometimes I forget to say hi. You know, anything you want to share with the class? Okay. So I am the worst at keeping secrets. This bitch, I showed my engagement ring on insa stories at least three times accidentally.

The giggler's immediately spotted it. I took it down and then I looked on the giggler page and they were like So Hannah just wanted us to see it and then she took it down You guys was like this she's do you got all that oh yeah, yeah So tell me what happened so you start getting messages cuz I'm an idiot and I so full on like you know You could get confused with the writer left hand I full on had like my left hand on like a dark blanket. Couldn't have been more clear. No, we saw it. The real giggler's fucking saw it and I was like wait

Is that an engagement ring? I was like no way is this bitch about to post In her engagement and not have called me so I I do what any normal friend does and I call Hannah I face time her Angerly angry angry really whatever angrily it was a broad word and I said Anything you want to tell me and Hannah starts laughing hysterically. I don't know what was funny I don't know what was fun. I folded like a cheap beach chair Literally did not even try. I did. Immediately. And then she just flashes her ring in front of the camera. And I do what any normal person does.

I start crying because. It was a deep cry. It was a deep cry. And I was tell you why it was a deep cry. One, I'm so excited for you, Hannah. Like seriously, let's just be like, let's be have a real moment right here where we're not joking, like I really am so fucking excited for

you, but in true narcissistic fashion, I was like, yo, what the fuck is going on here? And how am I the most single I've ever been in my life and my best friend is just traipsing around the town with a rock. Traipsing. Also can we just point out like I want to hear from you about how you would have felt if you had gotten the pearl. Bring that. So what's funny is I've been on this pod breadcrumbing everywhere being like let's talk about engagement rings and you're like, okay

Don't tempt me with a good time But I really feel like there's two types of girls. There's girls have been planning their wedding since out of the womb and girls who don't Remember what they had for breakfast this morning And that's me however I realize like those other girls are fucking smart because one day I don't know where if you're listening in your Single you can be living with your parents in five cats and a guy is gonna message you realize those other girls are fucking smart. Cause one day, I don't know where, if you're listening in your single, you can be living with your parents in five cats, and a guy is gonna message you, and he's gonna be the love of your life,

and then you're gonna be like, oh, fuck. And that's a really good mental health moment. It really is. I was literally in a dark place, dark, dark place. Dark. Have I said dark? One more time, really dark. Yeah. But like, it just takes. Have I said dark? One more time, really dark. But like, it just takes, you know how you make friends

and you just meet someone immediately and you're like, yeah, they're energy's great. I could be around them all the time. That's how it ultimately happens. But I was so just like, I am so hipster and I just want like a pearl and it's all just like capitalistic, but wedding bullshit to make you spend like thousands of dollars on a ring. When I said to pay a dollar, I will a form I'm not gonna form to this patriarchy But when you told me to grow the fuck up. I straight up. I straight up was looking at Emily Reddakowski's ring

And I was like fuck this I want two diamonds now you guys are wondering you Literally went from I want a pearl necklace. I want a string To I want two fucking diamonds. And I was like, that's my friend. You're going to be a cheater. There she is. Because you have to have self love and self respect. So you guys are wondering, Hannah,

how did you trick this dude into proposing to you? So this is what you do. One thing you bet doesn't I, he kind of knew what he wanted, I guess, and he's been living his whole life doing this thing, and I guess he met me in like a couple weeks in. He was like, I'm going to marry you. So I said, which is crazy town, USA, in itself, in general, like, crazy. Like, it's such, that must be such a crazy feeling to just know that you're like, okay, we're just, we're dating now for it to be appropriate

for when the time comes to get engaged. Talk about knowing someone's intentions. We're like, all right. Like, because I feel like realistically after like two months, I feel like we had a conversation and you were like, it's done. Like, this is a, it's done. And I was like, Hannah, no, I think he's great.

Like this is amazing, but like, let's pump the brakes a little and you're like, respectfully. Fuck off. Like, I did it so many guys that after three months or six months, you start seeing like a different side to them. And I was like, aware of that. But it's like, if a dude is already like, I wanna marry you a couple weeks in. Tell him to put his money where his mouth is and I just started you know

that TikTok wait you know that's like when it's like the music drops. Like you're such a great catch. You're such a great catch. Then catch me catch me and I just that's how I felt when you got engaged. Well, what happened? You actually know the beginning of it. At one point, I just started looking at wedding rings because I was like, oh shit, if this guy is serious and he's not fucking with me, I have no idea what I want. And I need to know what I want because I'm going to be wearing it for the rest of my life

and people are going to be judging me on it. And it's this capitalistic wedding bullshit. So I found like an emerald ring and I just sent it to him because I was like emerald is cool, it's different. It's different. I don't know why I thought it was like. I would have murdered you. It was absolutely murdered.

Because this thing with emerald, they're so elegant but they don't shine like the circle ones. No, and you need to shine like the fucking top of the Chrysler building like the queen that you are Like everyone needs to know I love that you made a Chrysler building reference. You're so fucking New York But anyway, yeah, I've been waiting to get that in so I sent the link to him. I sent the link to him Yeah, and his response was on it That's why I started playing this game. I didn't know if he was joking or serious, but that's when I knew the game had begun. And it's funny because I don't know if I didn't

send that link if he would have known like let's fucking go because guys you know they're not the sharpest. So then say that again for the girls in the back. The tools in the shed are not sharp. No. So, and then I just continued sending him rings. And then I changed my mind like a lot of times. And then he took me to, oh yeah, he was, he basically realized that I have no clue what I want. And he was getting a little frustrated because every other day I go, way, way, way, and I think at one point he was actually like about to get the emerald. And I was in the car one day and I was like, way, way, way. And I think at one point, he was actually about to get the emerald, and I was in the car one day, and I was like, by the way, like I changed my mind.

I think I want like a like teardrop pair or a circular. And he's like, so you don't know what's going on. So we actually went to London Jewelers in East Hampton, and we walk in, and it's like literally like the movies. Like the people are like oh congrats you guys are looking and you just get to try and fucking diamonds and they're like okay this one is three carrots and you give him a look and he gives you a look and he's like this one is 1.5 carrots and you give him a look and then you see

oh my god but I also have to say it's hard out here for people with nubby fingers, because you're out here on Instagram, like with your fucking long, gorgeous, supermodel fingers, you could literally put a weed on that finger and people would be like, it's stunning, it's stunning. Let's be serious. It's Catoar. They're chicken talons that I've dressed up. You know, I've painted them. I've tried my best.

That's what they are. Thank you for calling them supermodel fingers. That's why you're my friend. You hype me up when I know that. Now I can't unsee the chicken talons. You can't unsee it. You can unsee it. I'm kind of hungry for some bar with you.

But it's true. Like, your finger, when you're dressing it up, you have to find the right ring for it. And I remember thinking like, you know what, fuck all this crazy shit. I just want the classic, I guess it's a brilliant cut, the circular, and I just want gold, because I'm Italian.

Right. They said like a platinum, what are the platinum nubs on top, the platinum, whatever it's called? I don't know, it's a platinum. It's crazy. This is like, this is one thing in like fashion and whatever and like in life that I know nothing about. Well, that I actually message you.

I was like, okay, so like, what are the cool girls doing? Like what do I have to even aspire to be like, but I think it's important to just like kind of go with your gut with this because it's just like a timeless thing. Um, even though I think everyone's's gonna have two diamonds going forward, especially with Ariana who got the pearl and the diamond. But anyway, so it's definitely a trend. I don't know if I love it just because I feel like an engagement is such a classic, timeless moment.

You know, you only do it four or five times in your life. And I also, I realized I can't wait for you to be engaged. five times in your life. And... I realized, like, I can't wait for you to be engaged. Okay, oh my God, from your mouth to God's ears, honestly. I just, I really feel like we are in bridesmaids, though. It's like, wait, you don't have a fiance, but if you did, if you weren't single, that's how you're gonna say the dresser. You're like, oh, sorry, you don't single, that's how you're gonna say it. You're like, oh, sorry, you don't have a boyfriend.

I'm sorry. You weren't going to be like, I am so ex doing this as someone who doesn't care that much about these things makes me so excited for you because I know how great you're gonna be at all of it. Like you're gonna do it all the right way. But literally, Hannah, all I've been playing in my brain is like scenes from bridesmaids, like picturing like giving, giving like a speech at some point and just literally only ending it so that you and I laugh like in Las Guelas.

And then one of my tough Wisconsin tennis teammates, who was my doubles partner, is going to come up and take the mic. And you're going to be like, do I have to write this girl who's 6'4"? We can communicate with just a look. That is such a fucking good movie. If you guys haven't watched it recently, let's watch it. How funny when I posted like my best friends engaged and it was like, oh what's happening?

It's also because like the turntables have turned and people are turntables. People are very confused because also I really posted about him on my Instagram because I had memes to post guys. Right. I was me man. I was tweeting. I was busy. because I had memes to post, guys. I was meanin', I was tweeting, I was busy. Comedy first. But also go back to like why I didn't originally tell you, like it happened. And then like that. Okay, yep, so it happened on Valentine's Day, right? That's the day, yes, okay.

And then I like, we had a moment where we were like told my family and then I like kind of wanted like a second where like people weren't excited for me and I could just kind of sit in it and I felt like once I told you I Guess I then it was like real then it was like it's happening. Yeah, then it's like sound the alarms and We also were trying to like what we're like what if we could surprise everyone like after reunion

Like I just come in then I realized like that's a long time and I'm in it yet so like that's hilarious to think I could do that but in my head I was like let's just not tell people for a second you call me and I'm just like I gotta get it and that's a sitting there just shaking his head he's like this you literally it was word vomit I was like is there anything you want to tell me and And you were like, yes, I got a gauge in an hour ago. Also, this is good for anyone who you want to get anything out of, just go up to them and say, is there anything you want to tell me? Like right now, if you're getting weird feelings from a friend, a boyfriend, a guy you're

hooking up with, just text them and say, is there anything you want to tell me and see what happens? And then post it on TikTok and blow them up. I mean, you spilled your guts. And then, you were like, don't tell anyone. I'm not telling anyone. I think four people texted me. Oh my God, Hannah's engaged. And I was like, I thought we weren't telling anyone.

Okay, so I told Haley, I told she each. And then I told Sierra, because Sierra and I are face timing and you know I'm weak. I couldn't, I was like, I feel, you know if you're not not telling someone something you just feel like you're blatantly lying everything you're saying You feel like it's a lie. She's like what'd you do today? And I'm like I don't know I Don't know I don't know why that why are you Like I'm feeling attacked and I don't love it

What's up, but I also said I was like can you secret? And she was like, I'm a fucking vault. I'm like good, because I'm not. I go page nose. But I knew that like, if it got to other people on Summer House, it goes like wildfire. And I did not want that. So you two held it down, and I appreciate you two. I love you more than anything. I love you so much and I'm so excited

and I'm so happy for you. But we must talk about how you feel if you still want to garage wedding. I'm so happy you brought that up because I've gotten countless messages. 100% I'm having a garage wedding. If you guys really want to know, I think I'm going to rush wedding if you guys really want to know I think I'm gonna do it in shelter island

On the my cousin's lawn that's like on the bay and it's like a big line It's fucking beautiful and I thought like this is gonna be so easy. I'm gonna do some long games Get some barbacue is easy turns out if you're doing your own wedding you have to literally like book everything And then I didn't even turn out you have to plan a wedding I think I'm engaged and we didn't factor that in and then I'm like we jump the gun I called a wedding planner and I like told her my budget or whatever and she literally scoffed in my face and goes triple it I go okay page I'm not talking to your fucking future boyfriend asking how big a ring I should get for page triple it Are you fucking crazy? That's just gonna be a saying I say now moving forward if anyone asks me anything

So she responded with her rate in addition to what her like what she thinks the wedding will cost You know what I said to her you scoffed back. I said see you in court I know what I said to her. You scoffed back. I said, see you in court. You said, see you in court. I said, see you in court. I said, bitch, do you in court? I have your Instagram now.

See you in court. See you in court. You know, like, I absolutely get out of my face. But if anyone's listening, I'm open to doing some fun stuff. If anyone, small businesses want to reach out and get involved. I do need a hair make-up still I do I do need what else do I need? I'm how many things? How many things did you didn't did you not even think that you have to plan or think about? I thought that the chairs and tables just appear. I thought that they just come up. When you invite people, it comes with the chair.

I'm like, bring your own chair. Anyway, I was saying, the bottom of the invitation is like, Regret's only PS, bring your own chair. Bring your own chair. And if you have a table lying around, that will be good. Otherwise, you can eat on your lap. Oh, then also they were like, if you have over a hundred people, you're gonna need bathrooms. And I'm like, bathrooms, they're like, no, like, like, hold it. And not, I know that. I joke, doesn't I, we're joking.

We're like, the guys can have like a peace spot. The girls, they know how to hold it. They've been holding a poop for weeks by the time they get there with their date. Yeah. Nothing's coming in or out of page during that. Absolutely not. But I do think do think like my I just want like Isn't the best thing like just like a barbecue like I'm not gonna do a bridal shower

I'm not gonna do any of that shit. I just want to have like barbeque some lawn games a lot of great speeches I think we're gonna have a dance for even though we're trying to not but like I was gonna happen You just want to marry the people you like and get it going, you know? You do, you do. Until you start planning and then you go, I deserve better. Like I first were like, we're having love, yeah.

We literally were like, we're having 30 people. And then I was like, okay, but like obviously I'm inviting Paige and Sierra and then I have to invite more. And then you're like, oh, and then my mom has friends and their friends has kids and then if I don't fight them, they're gonna oh shit Do you find yourself just annoyed that your parents have any friends? I literally let yesterday I was like you have more friends coming than my friends. This is my fucking wedding and she was like I'm sorry

And I was like I'm sorry wait how much do you love saying this is my problem? No. I was like, does? He literally is like, the second we got engaged, I was like planning. And he's like, do you want to enjoy the engagement for a second? I was like, do you know all the stuff that I have to do right now for us? And he's like, can we just not do the wedding list the guest list for like two days?

And I was like, I have a countdown on my phone. I downloaded one of those countdown apps. Wow, so you're actually really excited about marrying him. Yeah, I am. No, but to be real, we're not really trying to have a shotgun wedding. If things open up, like, Des is going back on this tour,

that's called Mia Mama tour in Ireland and Europe. Like, he's just going right back on tour in the fall. So that means like, and then I wanna go back on a comedy tour, and like, who knows, when we have gig-leg squad life shows. So I kinda wanna get it over with before I'm like, hey, can you come back so we can get married? You know what I mean?

I also, I do have to admit to you that I do have a bet running. Okay. And I have it with Sierra and it's who will be closer to the date in which you tell us you are pregnant. And we have a dinner, like whoever wins, like pays for a dinner, and then at one point Sarah, I was talking to Sarah and she goes, we could probably tell Hannah and I was like, no, we should invite her. That would be nice.

Make me pay for it. Good news and bad news. Good news, you're pregnant. Bad news, you always, a very nice dinner. Oh, you always have very nice dinner. You're like, oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Good news about news. Good news. You're pregnant bad news. You always Very nice dinner. Oh I was a very nice dinner. I miss when you dated restaurant tour guys because we used to get like free food all the time I know let's bring them back You know I could I could finance do you? Yeah? Absolutely, oh, we don't we don't deal with them. So yeah, that's the update of like finance do. Like finance. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, we don't. We don't deal with them.

So yeah, that's the update of, oh, okay. And then he, then like, I guess we talked to people, and they were like, okay, send us some photos. And like, look, I was in gate, I was proposed to crusty, I like, I look like shit, that whole day I'm crying. And like, I'm not putting makeup on right now, unless I'm proposed to crusty, I look like shit, that whole damn crying. And I'm not putting makeup on right now, unless I'm forced to,

unless I'm literally threatened. Yeah, and there's a fire. I literally had people message me, being like, please put mascara on for the Zoom call, please. And I'm like, okay. Sue, you're like, I will not conform to your bullshit. I conform to this diamond business, but not for the Zoom call. So, with that said, um, oh yeah, so I was like, mom, can you come over and take some photos

of me and dad's? So with our handed-in-the-i phone and a ring light, we got dressed and we just took like a ton of photos, but obviously, you know, you look at it and you're like, this isn't, like, you know what pressure it is? You know, like, everyone's gonna see it. And I'm like, no, no. And then they kept telling me my finger looked nubby

because I'm doing the one finger thing. And I'm like, yeah, I can't make my finger grow. This isn't a fucking eyelash serum. Wait, how excited were you though, to do the finger thing? I feel like you see so many girls doing it and in your head everyone thinks like, oh, so cheesy. But then you're like, can't fucking wait to do it.

These are the things you don't think about, Paige. Once you get engaged, you have a photo. And I was literally looking up cool ways to announce your engagement. And some people put the finger up while they're kissing, blurry in the background. Some people do just like, there's so many different ways you do it.

And I ended up doing just some basic ones and then some selfies in a car people do just like, like there's so many different ways you do it. And I ended up doing like just some basic ones and then some like selfies in a car where I was like trying to act like I was bad ass. Like I'm not like sipping for a dude right now. Also I did get a bunch of funny messages where people are like, wait, like eight months ago she was crying over another guy. And I'm like, whatever happened to growth,

whatever happened to action moving the fuck on when you realize a guy's a dick. Let's embrace that. Am I right? Right. Whatever happened to just like being happy for people who are in love. So, and that's when you say you don't have a husband. Oh, I'm sorry. You don't have a husband. No, a lot of these people I think have husbands. They're just not happy about it. Um, I but we have to now announce your killer comment on my photo. I mean which one which one because you have fire yesterday. I was just sitting around waiting

for your next comment. You were you were getting into it with Mercedes Javid who apparently is coming to the wedding. A thousand percent. She almost put a Persian hex on us and I was like I don't need any more Persian to mad at me. Oh yeah, I can't believe you said. A whole lot of them probably hate me. And I, you know what, like see you in court. I don't know. I'll see you in court. Also fun fact, Mercedes-Husband is from Queens.

So he will fit right the fucking with all of Desi's cousins from Queens. So that will be out of control. Thank God. Then you God, you say, I thought you were responding to someone, but you go like, what did you say about Bolo? I said, I will be in touch. Thank you.

I wanted to get it on this radar. Like I want him to pencil me in. We'll have a phone call, Bolo. Thank you. We will have the appropriate phone call. We'll have a Zoom call. We'll have a Zoom. If you don't wear the Chanel, get out of here.

You know, we've made, okay, I think we have to do a, we have to do a below engage in party. I mean, I think it's funny that you think that it was a joke. Like I'm calling his, my people are calling his people as we speak or settings. You know, I already, I've been following him. I was a little insulted. He didn't immediately slide into my DM've been following him. I was a little insulted, he didn't immediately

slide into my DMs just to see how I was doing. Right. He didn't even comment back at me and I was like, sir. I don't want to make this uncomfortable for you, but I will find you. Yeah, I will find you. Yeah. You will dance on my face.

So get ready for that. Oh my God, the dreams I've had of that man, and these in Chanel, like how much more perfect. But also, you commented about the adoption papers, and now people are photoshopping our photo with you in a little baby thing. Thank you for picking the picture that you did. I'm absolutely stunning as a baby.

Um. Thank you for picking the picture that you did. I'm absolutely stunning as a baby. Um. Oh my god. Her baby comes out and looks exactly like you. Could you imagine if you had a baby and it literally was just a reincarnation of me? I'm like it was just. She just talks about nail polish all day. Oh my god.

And she's like mom. You about nail polish all day. Oh my god. She's like mom Your nails People people were so funny because then after I posted it I was like is it hammy of me to post again today But I realized I don't want to do the way hammy Yeah, like you know, like I'm being a ham. I just haven't heard that in like, I don't know, 27 years of like the last time is like my grandma's at it. I don't know, I just, let's bring it back though.

Let's go shopping. Let's bring it back. I was being a little ham yesterday. But so, because also I'm like, I'm not even big on my birthday. Like watch Summer House. My birthday's the day after Lindsay's. And you literally don't even know.

No one mentions it, no one would ever know. even know no one mentions it no one would ever know No, whatever now so I was like this is just my day like I don't want it to bleed into tomorrow that it's like hey guys Just reminding you I'm like like this is my gauge today and I just wanted to post some normalizing the not manicured nails Got a lot of messages being like how could you kill the whole family before your photo and is paid okay? So like, what did you think of the unmanicured kind of rebellious photos I posted? So you, you know, it's just so you. And I love when people are chewed at themselves.

And I feel like that is, I'm gonna do a little mental health moment, not even a mental health moment, kind of like an advice thing. If your friend is doing something that like you wouldn't do, but like, you're not mad about it, you just say, it's so you. You know, like it's not an insult. I would never have posted on manicured fingers, but it's your vibe, your stada.

I hate this term actually makes me like get the hbgb's but don't yuck someone's yum You don't love the term but I agree with it. Makes me uncomfortable. Also did you see in the article I did I literally wrote my friend said it's so me. I'm the friend people. You're a bitch. I didn't even read my fucking article. I did not.

That's how you know she's a real one. I Know everything that happened in my head. I was like I'm not reading this article you fucking ham So for people who are wondering also about like how it actually went down the moment when we were in the house Prison with a pool, Des would send me these little funny rap videos. Do you remember them? Yes, which are hilarious. Like, we would lay in bed and just listen to them. Because he would kind of know what drama was going on

and then he would send, like, he did a whole thing about friend of me's. And then, like, he lost his remote control the first day we hung out and I was like, seriously, we can't watch TV. So we did a whole thing about how we lost his remote control the first day we hung out and I was like seriously we can't watch TV. So we did a whole thing about how he lost his remote control. Anyway, so I wake up because he's singing in the other room. And I'm like, you're like, shot though.

I was like, God, I regret all this. I need to get out of here. I need to pack my bags, ASAP. Cause you know how I feel about singing guitar. I can't do any of that stuff. And like it being woken up. Oh my god, yeah, it was not good. But then I realized he was like trying to put a song together for me.

Because he kind of like improvises it and I guess he was trying to get it right. So then he texted me and I think he thought I was asleep because I watched it and it was really cute and it ends. I think I want to play it on Burning In Hell actually So I subscribe to Burning and Hell but it ends with him basically like I've surprised for you But and then I'm just sitting there and he's in the bathroom like brushing his teeth and he comes in and I was like I watched it and he goes watch it again Watch it again and then he kind of nails over the bed Stop like both knees

So he was just kind of leaning over the bed and And I like watched it and I turned to him. And I kind of thought he was gonna do it, but he like wasn't bringing his hand anywhere. I was not really in the moment. I was like, is this fucking happening? And then he was like, well, you marry me. And I think I said, are you joking? I was like, that text I sent you was a joke.

I've sent you ring links as a fucking joke, dude. You turn around and like look and see if there's another girl in the room, you're like me. And I thought we were kidding around here. I thought this whole thing was a bit. I thought we were just getting content from each other. But then page I cried and I always wanted to cry when I get proposed to.

Because I feel like those are the real ones. Like if a girl doesn't cry, you're like, oh, she doesn't like them. Right, that's how I feel. Okay, I feel that that way like if I don't cry when you propose to me You should probably get your money back That's also how I feel about like walking down the aisle if my future husband isn't up on the altar Trying to hold it in turn around like and not cry. See you in court. I See you in court. I'll see you. The worst papers before you get married. I'll see you in court. So from watching this process

with me, have you changed your mind at all about your future manifestation of your engagement? You want to know what? I have always for how bougie and like out of control I am. I have always wanted to be proposed to like that. Like in bed. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. I like, I've never wanted to have it where like they hire a photographer and I'm like surprised. And like people like strangers are around eating dinner.

Yeah. They're like fucking Central Park. I'm like get. And like strangers are around eating dinner. Yeah, they're like fucking central park. I'm like, get out of here. Get out of my apartment. I want to be, well, I do have to say, people make the engagement process, like, especially the media, like, it's some like magical thing. I was talking to Taylor Struck and I realized, majority of the time, the guy and the girl have spoken,

what ring they want, that they want to get married. And she's kind of just like, okay, he's gonna do it any second. And then with the whole like pap girl have spoken, what ring they want that they want to get married. And she's kind of just like, okay, he's gonna do it any second. And then with the whole like paparazzi thing, that's so stressful to like set up. Like it's not this just like unaw him romantic moment. It's a pain in the ass. I literally want my husband to like,

roll over and be like, do you hear some pancakes that I whipped up in the kitchen and like open like the top of it and there should be a ring there. Yeah, and it's just like we're in bed. But like with the pancakes, so not just a ring, we need the pancakes. Right, I mean, if the pancakes aren't there

and you just have a ring on the plate, I'll see you in court. Yeah, see you in court. Also, apparently does, like, didn't know exactly how to do it, but he Googledled is it a good idea to propose in bed And he said he got a lot of good feedback that people were like it's like we know He got it. That is the cutest thing I've ever heard. He googles Do I love my girlfriend? How do I know?

No, he actually said in the beginning like when we were talking a lot when I was at the house He said he was getting all these weird feelings. He had a Google like what does love feel like? Cuz he said his his hormones and his his cord is a levels were up and he was like is this one? Chemically love this and I was like okay What I'm like we're gonna cover that we're all unpacked that later cuz I'm a little worried my basic emotions my confusing My Google searches are like, what is a UTI? And do I have one?

He was straight up web-em-deam love. But yeah, he was web-em-deam basically like how to propose. But I think it's because like, you just start the day off with like pure joy. And it's not like, you don't check your email yet. You're not stressed about like a friend who's like, text do something weird. You're just like starting your day.

Granted, your breath is smelly and your eyes are pretty sticky, but we're past that. We're past that. And you're just like so in love. Did you have sex immediately after? I need to know. Is that a weird thing that I need to know? Um, did we? We had sex that day for sure, but I feel like you're not thinking about sex.

You're like in shock and you're just like looking at the ring. Like I wanted to fuck the ring. Right. And did it just hit different that you were now engaged? It felt weird, like I was like, I don't know what a fiance is. Like how do fiance acts? I don't know what a fiance is like how to fiance acts

I don't know what to do. I don't know how to spell it. That's for sure Can you say it's like Beyonce f-e-y-o-n-s No, it's not yeah, it is Google it Google it see you're kidding are you kidding me right now? No, really how you think no? I know how to spell But I do think saying it like that is funny. Also, I just want to make it clear. I wanted to cry, but I thought I would have to force it, but like I actually just started crying and I said one thing to my mom and I think this is a good mental health moment.

I feel like my whole life, I've just been like trying so hard for the result of things, like whether it's tennis, like I need to win, or like my like TV stuff, just like doing as well as I can, and like, and the harder you hustle, the more you get. And this was like, I just was myself. And that's fucking beautiful. Like I literally, I could have tried to not make it work,

and it's so would have worked. And that's when like you have your questioning yourself, or like did I say the right thing to this guy or like did I do something wrong? Why is he like me? Fuck that dude. Fuck that noise. The right person you literally cannot help but connect with even if you're fucking fighting it. I had a walls up. I was I had a walls up when I started this and he just broke that shit down. Wow. Yeah. I've, wow, I feel like I've never really listened to anything you've said, but that. What is true?

You know some relationships feel like so much work. You're like, okay, I have to do this for him and I have to pretend I don't like this for him. And I have to like pretend to sit in the like no no no no no no I mean you have to compromise as obviously work involved but it's like you want to work on it because it's someone you who's like your partner but that makes me so excited to meet I don't know anyone but also I not trying to act like I figured out love for anything because I haven't, but I think it's time for front page news. Yes, let's do it. Okay, my first story is, let's talk about Hilario Baldwin because she's back in the news. And she welcomed her six child.

She had it via surrogate, but everyone is just, everyone is a bit weary because she literally just had a fifth. And it's six months ago. Six months ago, she had a fifth. And she didn't announce she had a surrogate. She just was like, we got another baby. We had a baby. We plugged him out of the store. We put the store.

Yeah, you didn't? We ordered delivery. You didn't make a coffee run and grab a baby while you're at it. So I have some murmurs of people being like, oh my God, like leave Elaria alone. Like, but I'm like, she purposely posted this public photo, did not explain the context of how she got a baby in six months and didn't expect anyone to question it.

And then out Baldwin classic is, you know, cursing people out on hinge. But he's like, stobos, he has questions. And it's like, at what point do you put your private life out there, but then say, but you can't ask questions about it of how they made a baby in six months? Also, at what point is having children in addiction? What are you trying to, like to make up for in your life if you keep just putting a baby in your

lap? Just like at no in no situation do I want a baseball team to come in. In no situation I'm like you know what would make this situation easier a baby. If there's a baby in this room I'd be a lot calmer. Oh wow, what are you drinking? It looks incredible. Who got that for you? Oh, you have people. But like, do you think, Lydia just like wanted to be back in the news? She was like, earnestly innocently just like, Hey, we had another baby and didn't think that people would question it. I think she thought that it would be like a good publicity

because like who can be mean to like a new mother? I'll tell you who. I'll tell you. Anyone. I love how you go. Why do you need more kids? Yeah, one point. Do you, I mean, some people like being a mother

is their purpose. I feel like who knows? When I have a kid I might be like being a mother is their purpose. I feel like, who knows, when I have a kid I might be like, being a mother is my purpose. But I do have to say, some mothers are fucking dicks online. Did you not see my tweet? I realized the majority of people who are mean to me, you click on them and they're with their kids.

So immediately you're like, oh, I hope their children don't become dicks like them. And then they have a Bible verse and a quote about loving, being kind, you know, spread love, it's the Brooklyn way. Just shut the fuck up. This is a Brooklyn way. Get off, get off Twitter. And talk and spend time with your family.

I want to be like, man, you literally just called me a cunt. I actually hustle times. Who actually is on Burning and Hell this week, she said, she has this whole stand up bit that's so funny about how like this mom was mean to her and how she went on her page and like basically started making fun of her child for like the kind of backpack she was wearing and she was like, how did that make you feel? And she just went like really dark with it.

But um, she's like, fuck your wheelie backpack. Great. Explains a lot. I'm not like really dark with it, but um, she's like fuck your wheelie backpack. I'm like great. Explains a lot. Just go to therapy now if you have a wheelie backpack in elementary school. Wow, I had a billion of them. Isn't it funny that no one cared about Aladia? Like everyone left her alone,

like she was living a peaceful, calm life of motherhood. Yeah, like you just get, yeah, go off, do it. You know, like we're over at all right my next story is Megan Markle and the Prince Harry Oprah Winfrey documentary how excited are you to watch this it comes out on March March 3rd I mean on March 3rd they it um sorry on March 3rd they released like a another sneak peak of it and it's coming out soon but it's basically Megan just being like, yeah, like I'm not scared of them anymore and they've lied

about me so many times and like they tried to say that I was mean to like the people that worked for her and like bullied like like different members and then there's a clip of Harry just being like, I didn't want history repeating itself. And like, you know I always used to go back and forth with like, do I like Megan? Do I not like Megan? I fucking like her. And that's my final answer.

Well, this is my thing. Do you think Harry feels weird or is Harry like, fuck my family? I feel like Harry's like, fuck my family. I just feel like there's probably so much we don't know and The way they if someone treated my mom like absolute dirt I'm sorry. I have to never fuck with you then like like I totally get it that he would just be like I don't want them to treat my wife the way they treated my mom and

be like, I don't want them to treat my wife the way they treated my mom. And that's literally the only thing that I needed to hear to be like, I'm on there. I can't open and tell the truth in LA. I cannot wait for them to spill the English breakfast tea. That's all I want in this documentary. But also, I feel like the royal family is not like the government. Like I was very confused in the beginning. I was like, what power do they have? It's not like they're going into the government and could get like in trouble or like arrested like They're just like fancy people

Right like the like what power do they have like I don't know what's your job being fancy It's literally like what is the Kim Kardashian quote pretty impressive for someone who's just royal It's literally like what is the Kim Kardashian quote pretty impressive for someone who's just royal Yeah, like parliament really has the power and the queen I feel like it's more just like a figurehead type thing. Okay, parliament Go off I'm like go off Under my name. It says historian I'm just like as they go off clean

Go off Queen Oh What is what is what is the other one doing this what is Kate Middleton doing all this is she just chilling? I think when the women defend women speak yeah She's forbidden. I don't know. I mean, she'd literally get her head chopped off.

I do think William is hot. Not recent. Okay, circle like hair. Oh, five. Yeah. Circle hair. Circle hair, but right now, don't love that. Don't love that.

Okay, what's next? Because I don't even know about royals. Next is, this isn't even like a story story, but I just like, I want to talk to you about it. Angelina Joly sold a painting that Brad Pitt got her as a gift for $11.5 million. He had purchased it for $2.9 million. He had purchased it for $2.9 million. If that's called... That's called... Lexing a business shark. Oh my God.

Could you imagine like your boyfriend giving you something and then you turning around and just doubling your fucking money on it? That just sounds like a full business. Like forget acting. Just date hot guys that have money. Forget P sounds like a full business. Like forget acting. Just date hot guys that have money. Forget Poshmark and Etsy. Date a hot guy, get some shit and sell it. And be like, there should be a whole organization of like ex-girlfriends who know how to flip expensive stuff that

their boyfriends give them. Isn't that like a sex in a city episode with the purses? There should be an app that like girls just go on and they put, they post all the shit that their boyfriends had gotten them and that they want to sell. And you just sell each other. Yeah. Your boyfriend's like old shit.

Like trade your, so it's like you still have that like pretty Cartier ring, but it's not from him anymore. And it's like, I'm triggering. Sorry. See you in court not from him anymore and it's like I Triggering sorry see you in court Fucking I do think this is a good idea, but it is like slightly niche. However Why not I mean You triggered right now, yeah, I can't even think cuz I can't even think, because I'm like, I'm wearing a...

You said, I gave it back. I can't have that shit in my apartment. I don't have one thing that an ex-boyfriend has ever given me. You don't have a sweatshirt? That's different. You know I love my high school boyfriend. Yeah.

When I think I have a lot of shirts and t-shirts, but they become yours. You get new memories in them. Yeah, I have stopped with other guys in them. So it's like, this is my horse anymore. Just kidding. Just kidding, Stephen Quart. What's next?

He's like, you didn't go to this college. I'm like, do your job. Do your job. Do your job He goes you don't act like you've been to college so I don't know where you got all these college shirts You can't form a fucking sentence without saying so you know for a fact bitch you didn't go to Cornell Absolutely out of here. I'm like you're going red fuck you Well, I forgot they're red

Next this isn't even like a story. It's just like why I want to talk about it Scott does it can Amelia and Amelia Hamlin. Oh my god. He has pink hair now. He has pink hair now and People are saying that like he doesn't follow her. I Just need to know what's going on, you know, Well, it's funny because they've been pretty clear like this isn't a relationship like we're not serious, but the media is like, yes it is. You guys are together. I mean, he likes to hang around. We've made it one. But also it's like, is this not a midlife crisis if you've ever seen one? I mean, midlife crisis. Army Hammer also moved out of his talk about midlife crisis. Army Hammer also moved out of his hat,

talk about midlife crisis, sorry, that was just, I got my brain, good work. Moved out of his house and left behind a torso. Man can end some rope. Now I think he's just fucking enthalled. I think he's messing with us at this point. No, he's messing with us. Like, in no situation. He's PR teams like, okay point. No, he's messing with us. Like in no situation.

His PR team's like, okay, the only way to get this better is if you get a mannequin. Stab it a couple times. Put a murder scheme documents. His team's like, let's have fun with it now. And we're like, army hammer, we're a little deeper. Let's go in deeper. Get out of here.

Also, anytime we say see you in court. Get out of here. Also, anytime we say see you in court, you have to drink. If it's the morning, hydrate, okay? Or drink that iced coffee, even though it's the winner, I know y'all are drinking iced coffee. Your army hammer at this point, it's like... I mean, it's just... It's fully embracing it.

He needs a sober companion or a wrangler. A wrangler? I don't know. I feel like a wrangler is what you should call when you go out. And you know it's about to be a wild night. Who's the token wrangler of the night? There's not a designated wrangler for the night. It's babysitting for adults. 100%. That's another app. When you're going out, you need a wrangler. You need a babysitting for adults. 100%. Oh, that's another app.

When you're going out, you need a Wrangler. You need a babysitter for the night. You hit it up. The closest person comes to you. You give them five stars if you get home without throwing up on yourself. Imagine if there's just someone in the corner of a bar and you're about to take a shot and they're just looking at you and they're like, no, no. And you're like, fuck you. You're like, sorry, this is my Wrangler.

My Wrangler is a fucking annoying, but I paid him, I'm paying him, so I have to give him two stars at the end of the night. And that's all that from Page News that I had for today. Amazing. I think, because I just wanted to talk about your wedding the whole time. I think it was important to give it the

appropriate yeah the amount of time it fucking deserved because we love appreciate you I appreciate you and I appreciate all the good glows for like I got this fucking nicest messages and people just I feel like people have been through a lot of my relationships with me So they also feel like they're the ones who got engaged with me. I had girls DMing me being like, wait, why do I feel exactly like you right now? And Hannah's not my friend, but why am I nervous and feel like I need to get engaged? And I'm commiserating with other girls.

I'm like, we're gonna get through it. Our best friend is got engaged. We're fine. We're fine. No, everyone is gonna be fine. Also, it's not, it's just, everyone's popcorn pops at different times, you know? You and these fucking sayings are genius.

I'm like a serious, no I do wanna say, congratulations on getting engaged. It's so exciting. I love you. I love does. I obviously I love you way, fucking more. Thank you. But I'm so happy for you.

And it's just gonna be. How did you feel? I'm so excited. I feel like when you, how did you feel when you first, like, heard us talk on the phone? You and does? Yeah. I feel, I feel like you had a new.

I had a new. I knew from the moment That you were like chatting to him on the phone. I was like, oh my gosh You're gonna marry this human because I've listened to you talk to other guys on the phone And you know when like you're on the phone with your friend and like you're on a face time with a guy And you kind of like turn the camera so he can't see and you look at your friend. You're like you'll fuck this guy Hey, this guy and Your friends like yeah, like absolutely get off the phone you go you didn't hit him and I was like you didn't hate him

and I literally I was like she's actively wanting to talk to him on the phone she's gonna marry this one I don't like oh my page no but it went like it's so beautiful and I'm so excited and so happy for both of you. Thank you my love and I do yeah, it's just like you go through a lot online and stuff and to just have like overwhelming people that are happy and excited and I guess it is just like a cool life event to happen but now y'all are gonna have to deal with all um the planning and making fun of this new life that I lead, which is weird. But also Paige, at least you have one less girlfriend to worry about right now, right now at least. Until my next problem.

You do know that I only worry about myself 24-7. Yeah, I don't even know why I brought that. It's just me worrying about you pretty much. You got engaged and I'm like, wait, I have to think about myself. No, I don't think I'm making, wait, I have to say something. No, I have to be making it about myself. But, Giggler's, thank you so much for listening to this special engagement episode. And we love you so much. We love you so much.

And don't forget. We love you so much. And don't forget. We love you so much. And don't forget. We love you so much. And don't forget. And don't forget.

And don't forget. And don't forget. And don't forget. And don't forget. And don't forget. And don't forget. And don't hurts. I love you too. Okay guys, we'll talk to you later. Bye. Thanks for giggling.