Giggly Squad - Giggling about Hannah's wedding

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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What is up my gorgeous gagler is slash you're all basically my bridesmaids at that point. No literally people were like she didn't have a wedding party. She had a wedding party of 5 million women. OK, let's start with who I have a bone to pick with. It rhymes with Sierra Miller. LAUGHTER She couldn't make it to defend herself today, however.

No, we didn't invite her. We didn't invite her. She's been uninvited. I would form her friend of the pod. I will just say that Kendall Jenner walked so that Sierra could run. Sprint. She's a runner, she's a track star. But here's the thing, it's so hard to ever be mad at Sierra. I was esteeming her dress for her, and I was giggling

because I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to see her wear this. Sierra does not have a mean bone in her body, but it was just so funny, because Paige and I, we're having all these inside jokes where Paige was literally sending me thong dresses, being like, what if I wore this? What if I wore this? Like, one of your dresses only covered one side of your body. Like, one full nipple was out and I was laughing. I want everyone to look really hot at the wedding. No, it actually was perfect. It was perfect. It was so her. Also, I do have to say Sierra brought it on the dance floor.

Yeah, she did. And my friend Maurice truly killed it at the dance floor. Even during my, my, our first dance, it was Alicia Keys and Sierra was like, yeah! I was not paying attention this, because I was like cheering with you guys. You're wedding was not like a wedding. Like it was the ultimate. No, it literally was a cult, because it was like the ultimate hype party. Like I, I don't know, I've just never felt the way I felt at your wedding, ever at a wedding before.

Usually you sit there and you listen to the speeches and you clap and you're like, that was so lovely. I laughed out loud. I feel like you giving your speech does giving his speech iconic. Like I was literally mental known I'm giving a speech at my own wedding.

That is the main character energy that's an Irish thing. He was like so, so when do you want to give our speeches? And I was like our speeches. I thought I just had to like repeat what the like aficience says and he's like, no, you have to give a speech. And then I started getting nervous because does kills. Let's just say does killed murdered. And he's high energy that come the electric shamrock

for a reason. He's like getting a lot of laughs for a minute and then I'm looking at my phone he makes fun of me he's like kind of checking her phone because she's gonna be with me so I'm like I can't bomb after that I can't bomb after that that was so perfect so perfect and then your mom and your dad's speech were so sentimental but still also funny like your mom was very funny. My agent, Texan, goes, do I need to give your mom an hour? Seriously?

If my mom gets that special before me, and we use like her and Sierra will be in my shed list. Like I can't. It was so good. Then his brother gave a very lovely speech. And then his cousin, she gave a lovely speech. And she's eloquent and smart. She was like class.

Wow, welcome to the wedding episode. I feel like I've been planning it with you guys forever. And at first, does an eye are like, let's keep it private. And I was like, I have a lot of bridesmaids. No. So Paige, I know that Paige is very intuitive. And she doesn't do it very often, but everyone then she'll take her long ass pointy finger

and say something to me that will shake you to the core. And while we were getting ready, she looked at me and she goes, you're getting pregnant and you're wedding night. I just felt it. I just, and I didn't. It was one of those moments. When I have those moments, I actually,

you know, like when you think something in your head and then there's like that one second and then you say it, when I have those moments, I don't, it just comes out. And like as it's coming out, I'm like, I didn't even think this. Yeah, it was definitely out of context. We were not taught, we were talking about vodka.

Yeah, like it just, you were like, you're getting pregnant on your wedding night and I go okay, I don't ruin the fucking mood I I laughed we laughed at the time we laugh, but yeah, I was like that bitch is right. Yeah So we go to the after party we're having fun and people always say we don't have sex on our wedding night like no one has sex in their wedding night Which I think is so odd. I think it's because you're so tired and drunk and if you get home late. But like TMI and I look at me pretending I'm like an innocent virgin. When have you? Oh yeah. Oh my god. She's married

for like 48 hours. The whole the warning. Um, does pulls me off the bar at 2am because I would have been there the whole night with you. On the bar being stupid and he was like, we gotta go, we gotta go. And we gotta um, and we constantly the marriage. And I wake up and TMI, I have my period. And I'm not supposed to have my period. And I was like, that's weird. I go check my birth control and I'm like, am I supposed to have my period. I don't know what's supposed to have my period. And I was like, that's weird. I go check my birth control, am I supposed to have my period?

No, it's Friday and you haven't taken your pills since Monday, so your body is confused. Confused. And then I go to my flow app, which I rarely use. And it says, it has a little circle, like this is your primetime ovulation moment And I thought of you and I said this I did one thing to her nails and now she's trying to make me a child bride mother

So I look at does and I'm just straight up because you have to have these conversations I said do you want baby right now? He's like, we, he was married five hours ago. He was cute. He waited a second. He's like, we don't want to, you don't want to be right now. You want to travel little. And I'm like, honestly, I'm tired, but I'm like in your exhausted, look at you. But I made a decision based on as a woman, who can do whatever she wants with her body. Absolutely. And I said, we're going to CVS, dog. Okay, I haven't gotten planned since college, yellow.

Also, the wedding's not over. We have to go to our next day brunch, which I'll talk about. Wait, as you're texting me, like what the situation is, like in my head, I'm like, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? And then I was like, wait,

I'm probably not involved in the decision making here. Of like, are we gonna have it? Like, or are we gonna take care of? Like, what? Craig was like, you probably don't have to be stressed out about this. I was like, but I am. Like, are, am I ready to be an aunt?

You know? You text me and you go, I'm not mentally prepared for aunt responsibilities yet. So we're going to have to postpone. No, you're never really ready. Yeah, I was like, am I ever really going to be ready to be the cool aunt? Maybe I should just take this and stride.

I also, last second, was like, Paige, do you wanna do a speech? And you were like, Hannah, I needed weeks to prepare for this moment. Yeah, I couldn't just get up there and wing it, although like, I did have something to prepare. Just in case. No, I know.

Also because everyone that gave a speech crushed. Yeah. And like, you would have crushed too. You would have crushed it. Yeah, but you would have been nervous, but you would have crushed too. You would have crushed too. Yeah, but you would have crushed. But they had practiced. It was iconic.

So we go to CBS. No, I go to CBS. He went to get coffee, not supportive. Do you understand getting plan B is basically I was like, where's the plan B? It's on the shelves. It's on the shelves in a glass container. Yeah. So you basically have to tell someone like,

hey, can you open this plan B? And they're like, you want me to open the plan B for you? And I'm like, yes, can you open the plan B? And they're like, it's this whole fucking process. They have to ask everyone to keep the key in. And it's just like, there's no one of the key on that. I was, I guess, because people steal it all, I'll talk, it's $ key. And you're just like, there's no one have the key on that. I was, and then I guess because people steal a little, it's $50.

It's very uncomfortable. It's expensive, it's uncomfortable. But I remember in high school, mom, don't listen. In high school, you couldn't get it. You had to go to the actual pharmacy and you had to be 17. Oh, that's fucked up.

Which is so interesting that now they're just, it's next to the cheese it. Yeah, it really is next to the, like, loob. Yeah, they're like, they call it family planning. It should be called family unplanned. Wait, I always think that's so funny in CVS's with I'm like, I'm buying tampons. I'm not in the family planning aisle.

Like get the fuck outta here. But I remember when I was younger being so awkward about like tampons and the like shit. And now I'm like, throw in the supers. So I got it. And then I'm walking out of CVS and a car starts honking. And I'm like, is this like a gigalore or like a summer house fan or fucking page six like seeing me outside of CVS holding this

and it's Becca. And she's like, what are you doing in there? And I was like, oh my god, she took a picture of me with my plan B. Which has gone viral, I feel like. That picture is all over every group chat. I actually, I'm gonna like make that our group chat photo. The social media post and doing your wedding is very interesting, because part of us wanted to be classy and be like, let's have this moment just for us. But then I was sitting there with my plan being, and I said, this is, we have to create content out of this moment.

It was the most perfect ending to your wedding weekend. I couldn't think of something more just like genuine and real and just like such a... I'm just like such a laterable bride. Lovely moment. Yeah. Well, I didn't do any. Which between me and you and everyone listening, I'm scared and not ready because my butthole is just a sensitive little flower. I don't think I'll ever be ready. It's just because I don't. You have to like not eat Mexican for like five days.

Yeah, and that's not to eat Mexican in 20 minutes. That's impossible for you. It's some things are for us and some things aren't. And anal just happens to be one of those things that isn't for us. Yeah, and like not that it can't be pleasurable, but I don't know, you have to keep something over his head, you know? Yeah, forever.

Me trying to play hard to get after my wedding. But we also, we had a rehearsal dinner the night before, which was really nice and fun, all of Italian food. And it was good for some family that had it met from overseas to meet then instead of at the wedding because the wedding, we're black and out. We're not doing small talk. No, I drank whiskey sour as the entire wedding

and I've never had a whiskey sour in my life. Wait, who told you to get a whiskey sour? So someone had a drink on the bar and I said, oh my God, that looks so good. And someone, I have, still I have no idea who these people were involved in this conversation. And someone goes, oh, I think it's a whiskey sour. And the guy goes, no, it's actually a spicy margarita. And so then like I lost all brain control and I just ordered a whiskey sour because it was the first thing I heard.

It looked nothing like the drink I was originally looking at. And so then I just started drinking them. And I'm in the mindset of like, if you're drinking one type of liquor, you can't just automatically switch. So I was like, whiskey sour is for the rest of the night. Let me tell you, I think I drink whiskey sour now. What is the taste? How would you describe it? Not a clue. You know, actual

clue. I, I feel like I've had it before and I think I really like it, but you kind of forget and then you also feel weird ordering it, but I kind of love it because you, it's not your aesthetic. It's not my vibe or my aesthetic, but I had so much fun. I loved everything I've got. We have no organization to this episode clearly because the memories are hitting us the random times. For the gay players, we said we're going to do it and we did it. It came time for the bouquetos. I put on a little bit of thought. We almost forgot. And I have a brain aneurysm. We almost forgot to do the bouquetos. And I have a brain aneurysm. We almost forgot to do the bouquet toss Almost forgot so basically when you're getting married the night moves so fast

Because that you you're needed for everything and you feel like it's just like very performative all the time until like the after party and then you really Do like relax. Yeah, yeah, they were like and it's bouquet time and then the song came on and I was like searching for you in the sea of people, Sigerra with her long ass arms flailing and I'm like, not today, Sigerra. Literally sweet, sweet, lovely Raquel was standing next to me and I go, you better watch the fuck out. And she was so taken aback. I was like, I mean, I'm not kidding.

So I kind of take in Raquel and turn her into a New York bitch. I would love that. Because she kind of looks mean she's the sweetest honeycomb of a human. Literally the nicest person I think I've ever been to. The nicest human and it was making me uncomfortable. No, I was uncomfortable. I was like, are you really this nice? She came over and gave me my, you know, like the little cards that you had where everyone's table was.

I like had mine and then I lost it during cocktail hour. Wait, also we have to talk about cocktail hour. And then like as I sat down at my table because I remembered what number table she brought it over to me and she was like, I didn't want you to forget these because they're so pretty. She brought me Cregan eyes and I looked at her and I was like, that was so nice.

But I'm blacked out and I'm absolutely going to forget this I'm about to lose this in two minutes. Thank you. Yeah. I Now I'm remembering I was kind of drunk, but I was joking with her I was like welcome to New York like next time you fight with Lala We're gonna give you some hands, okay? You gotta use the hands when you fight you gotta get your nails a little longer Okay, we gotta give you a little bit of an attitude and she was just like laughing hysterically. Your cocktail hour was... I missed it, I wasn't there. I know.

What, tell me what was it? It was amazing. I think that like the key to a good wedding is one the music and two the cocktail hour. If you don't get sufficiently drunk at the cocktail hour, the rest of the wedding is almost like you're like, okay, when are we getting a drink, whatever. Your cocktail hour was superb. The food was amazing. I really only have the cheese and crackers because I was like downing whiskey sours. The vibe was so good. It was laid out perfectly. I know the vibe was good because I was walking by the side of it. We had to take some photos. And I saw Brock talking to a random older friend from the golf club in West Hampton,

and I was like, what could they possibly be talking about? And that made me so happy, but I think everyone's already bonded over two people we know are happy. So the random conversations, Craig was talking to everyone. I literally, every time I looked for Craig, I think he like found the oldest people at the wedding. I was having like full combos with them.

I was like, you don't know them. He was like, they're really nice people. Speaking of older people, my Nana tried to bring three men home. And I think she did. Nana was a trip. Nana was a trip. Nana was a trip. Nana was a trip. She was flirting with Nima.

Not Nima was flirting with her. Yeah, let's call it what it is. Nima was flirting with Nana. Besides Nana, do we ship Rokal and Nima? I think they're perfect. Estetically, so pleasing to look at. They were at the table across from us and I was like, what a good looking table that table is.

But also I think, I'm just going into Bravo drama, but I think I want Raquel to have some time to be free of men to de-center men from her life. Yeah. We loved doing that. That was the theme of my wedding, desensoring men from your life. Everyone's DMing me and was like was des there and I was like

not okay Okay, let me fucking explain as it's not about so Got a bunch of photos and you have like all the photos getting ready Then you have the photos from the ceremony the photos from the party and the photos from like the after party and I only got a couple Mm-hmm and I photos from the after party. And I only got a couple. And I really liked the getting ready photos. So in my head, I go on posting the getting ready photos first, also does fell asleep at 8 p.m. as he does.

And I was 10 o'clock twiddling my thumbs. And I said, I don't want to post a photo that we haven't approved together. Yeah. He wakes me up the morning and goes, you don't fucking post a photo. I'm not waiting. I don't want to a photo. You don't fucking post a photo. You don't fucking post a photo. You don't fucking post a photo.

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I think another whiskey sour. What was the aesthetic of it? How would you describe it and was it what you envisioned? Okay. Do you remember the aesthetic? Yeah, it was like disco ball, hamptons, like, hamptons by beach, yes.

Garden. It's so, it was so much, because that's a lot of things. And it was so much better in person than what I was picturing in my head. I was like, how are we going to have like tall ferns and like disco balls? Like how is that going to look good together? And it was perfect. Also, I don't think that you got you're getting complemented enough on the table scapes.

I didn't really post the table scapes, but I think I will. I'll start a post tonight. They looked really good. And also you were a very chill bride. An exceptionally chill bride. You were like, yeah, come over. I also, I told the wedding planner, Amanda Savry and her team are so spectacular. I highly recommend you use her for your New York show, obviously travel other places. She was the one who heard I was gonna have garage wedding in DMV and she's like, I'm a giggle,

and I see your vision. I understand you. She elevated it. And we were like, I basically thank you because no one else sees the vision. You're the only one that's messaging that, thank you. There was so much room for error because I gave them so much,

I was very loose with it. Like they could have fucked it all up. I basically told them I wanted to go to Loom Garden, Dolphin, Hampton's theme wedding, but minimalist. Like are you okay? But did they not nail it? Nailed it, nailed it.

Nailed it. She was like, oh, 100% I got it. The after party we went to John Scott's beach bar and like only small percentage of people were there, but we ended up on the bar. Haley was, jaw rule came on and see me and Haley lost our damn minds. The rest of the bar got pretty uncomfortable. Haley broke out into a song every 15 minutes when we were getting ready. You know, everyone needs that one friend that is a living musical. And if you're in a good mood, it's great. She's literally a living musical.

Like, she... I described her and it was so perfectly spot on. I don't know what you remind me of, but it's like a Disney princess, but he was like, but I mean that in like a very, yeah, because you're so bubbly, but like you're singing sometimes and like you are so nice. And like she's a Disney princess who accidentally ate a weed

brownie and just goes with it. Oh my God, you just nailed that. Like she didn't ask for it, but it happened and she's flowing. Like she took an edible, she thought it was a gummy bear and now she's just like in a fairy tale on her own, like in a field. Also, I like talking about my friends on Giggly Squad because then they get harassed by their friends who listen

to Giggly Squad being like, a hand in page talks about you for 10 minutes calling you a high Disney princess, so figure that out. I, the ceremony went so fast for me. We did it on the beach and I decided to wear my shoes. I'll post some guys at C. Jimmy Choo knockoffs like pearls. They were so comfortable. Your dress was stunning. It fit you like an absolute glove. Oh, yeah I didn't even notice when you did your dress change until like 15 minutes after you did it because you were drunk right? Yeah, no, I had to bother you

I was like I did my you're like hello change my dress So one thing about wedding dresses no one talks about is that wedding dresses are uncomfortable Mm-hmm. I don't know if mine wasn't expensive enough, like maybe expensive ones are comfortable, but I haven't heard anyone ever say it's comfortable. You can't sit, you can't dance, you're sucking in. The whole day I'm trying to not get bloated, but I realize everything could possibly bloat me,

so that was like my own, my own worst having in my own head, my own personal problems. I don't wanna put it on the kickless. Yeah, you don't need to burden us with your blow. So when I was able to take off my dress, I got this fuck, I don't know what it was, but it was a sleeveless, so comfortable form fitting dress with Amazon sheer gloves.

And I walked out and I'm like, where's Paige? Couldn't find you. Finally find you. And I try to do like a moment. Yeah. And you're like, what? And I'm like, look at me and you're like, what? And I'm like, my outfit, bitch.

And you're like, oh my god, it's so you. No, I didn't say that. I was kidding, I was kidding. No, you liked it. You liked it. But it wasn't enough of a change that people noticed. But I also think I was just running around like a bumblebee. No one could tell.

I literally felt like I was at an eighth grade dance. You know, like at an eighth grade dance by the end of the dance when everyone's so comfortable with each other that like, you're just flailing around. Like that's how I felt on the dance floor. Like it was just so much fun. I wanna know, did you learn anything from the wedding of things you do

or don't want to do for your future princess wedding? I realized that I want to have, like I want my cocktail hour to be a fun party. Like I don't want it to be a stuck up as I envisioned in my head. Well, I think aesthetically it could be stuck up, but you guys, it doesn't matter where you are to who you're with.

Yeah. In comedy, sometimes they call it alpha laughers where the crowd will be great. If you put in like one or two or three really big laughers because it kind of teaches everyone around them that like you could let go You can laugh yeah, I highly recommend you if you don't have friends like this right now. You start making a Couple alpha partiers. Yeah, I'm lucky Yeah, I have a few of them in my life where one of them is named as Maurice. Yeah, he pops his pussy so hard on the dance floor.

That fucking, like, uncles started popping their pussy. Who? Who's uncle? Was he was like an older gentleman, and I'm trying to be as respectful as I can, but he was on the older side of older gentleman on the dance floor the entire time. I think maybe he was with his daughter,

or like a younger woman, but it wasn't like a romantic younger woman, like it was with like maybe like a niece or something. I don't know who it was, but he was my vibe for the whole night. Zadi, well, you have to have a token Zadi on the dance floor. I have to ask Papa who it was. Yeah. But I do think like, when you're thinking of people to invite for the wedding, let's say

if two people you're equally close to and they're on the fringe, pick the person that's a better, that's better for the party because get coffee and drinks and get a dinner with the other person to celebrate. Right. This is about good energy. It was also such a good amount of people. You had 150 and I think that was perfect. Yeah, like it was still big, but I never felt like I couldn't see everyone.

Yeah. Which was important to me. I was actually quite the people pleasing bride, I think. You know, some weddings, the bride is like a celebrity. We're like, if they even look at you, they kind of look through you, because they're so overwhelmed by all the attention. Yeah. I was literally like, are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. You were like, are you okay? Is it okay? Yeah, you were like, are you like, how was dinner? I was like, I don't know. You're like, who are you? Can someone tell us quickly my table? Some advice for gigglers, we chose our ceremony to be pretty fast and to not do any like quotes.

You know that Mamba Jamba people do in ceremonies where you know it's romantic, but you space out because the words don't really mean anything. Like when they're like, love is, oh yes, love is patient, love is kind. Yes, and you wanna have a moment, but I'm telling you, like we were gonna have someone read some funny quotes or something or someone talk about the longevity of love. It's mostly the guy who officiated your wedding,

your family friend. Yeah. Also very funny. So, Bernie killed. He killed. Bernie's. So he actually saved my life when I was young. How?

Well, his son would argue that his son's statement, we were in the ocean, at the ocean. And you know when you get kind of taken by a wave, and I started getting pulled out. Like the undertow, yeah. Yeah, and I just, I was like five, and I just didn't say anything. I was just like, we were going to Russia. Yeah, like I'm just gonna drown.

And it's like, and it's drowning. I wasn't drowning, but like, I was so far out, like, it wasn't great. And he's like, six, five, so Bernie literally like, ran in and saved me from the under toe. Oh my God. So he's got a full circle moment having him on the ocean. It was nice having a family friend because when he was saying stuff, like I know he meant it, it wasn't like a rant.

And you know, sometimes the priests or whoever, like make it about them and you're like, yeah, okay, calm down, Steve. I know this is the one time people are listening to you talk. Like, call your children sometimes, okay? Like, this is about me. You did an amazing job. His laughs per minute, we joke, we're great.

Doesn't like a back, we call it the green room, is the bridal suite. Yeah. The crowd was hot. Like, the crowd was fucking hot. And then we felt pressure on our speeches to kill. Basically, it was a kind of a show. Okay, also, this is like so embarrassing to admit.

I have been to a lot of weddings, like in my lifetime. Some people that I know really well, sometimes I'm a plus one. I always do like a casual, like my eyes will get, like filled up a little and I'm like, this is actually really sweet. And I cried like an actual baby. Like I cried to the point.

I know. I was so embarrassed. Craig was like, are you okay? And I couldn't talk. Or else I was like crying more. And I was like, you don't get it. That's right. And he was like stop.

No, like cry like a stupid person at your wedding. And he was like, no, actually stop like I'm gonna cry like a stupid, stupid person at your wedding. He was like, no, actually stop. Like you're kind of loud. And I couldn't. But would you have all those little flashbacks of all the stupid conversations you had about like, I hate this, what do I do? Yes.

And to so to see like, now it's a little different shit marriage, but. Yeah, but it was also just like, it's such a moment of like a new chapter in your life and it's wild to like, like go through that with someone when you've like gone through like the whole old chapter with them and like, so to watch them, like go into a new moment in their lifetime

and you're like a bystander, like it's a crazy, it's a crazy feeling. You're so right. And also I'm such a cynic, like even the day of, I was like, so I'm spending all this money for fucking five hours, and then it's over. And it's just like a party, like is this worth it? Yeah.

But as you're in it, it really is about like this community of people around you. That kind of stuff. Love you guys so much. That love you and they're always gonna have this memory. Whenever they see you, they're like, oh, the wedding was so fun. And it's like letting everyone,

it's kind of like you're arriving as an official couple. Yeah. Also, a lot of people got married this weekend. Shall we discuss? Courtney and Trab. Courtney and Trab. They did a cool. I mean,rab. They did it, they did it cool. I mean, but it was like this, okay, so they got married once in Vegas that like didn't

count. And then this was just like a courthouse. A courthouse. Do you think they're gonna have like another huge ceremony or they're like, I don't know, the thing. And I find extremely interesting about, because have you been watching Kardashians on Hulu? No. I just find... But I want, I'm interested, I want to know the two.

I think that they like obviously are very much in love and like a very meant to be couple. The thing I just find so weird, but I feel like now I can sense that like every Kardashian has kind of done it. Like when Kim started dating and marrying Kanye, she became like, she changed her whole wardrobe. Like she was very, a lot more like, into fashion, into things that like,

people weren't really wearing. Like she set the trends. Courtney is legitimately like a punk rocker. And I'm just like, I've never seen this energy from you. And I just think it's like very interesting. Yeah, she gave like granola mom energy. Yeah, she gave crunchy granola before. She gave veganism.

And now she's giving like red flowers and like black leather jackets. Do you think she eats differently with him? No, because I think he's a vegan too. Oh, that's fun. So that's nice. I feel he's a vegan too. Oh, that's fun. So that's nice. I feel like they're like vegan dating app. You can't date a non vegan when you're vegan.

I feel like because I feel like judge you. But then like, okay, now I'm like relating it back to the other royal wedding that happened this weekend. Like you and Des are so similar. Like you make sense. Like when you're, when you watch you too as a couple, like it very much make sense. Like you're both very funny,

but you both play off of each other. Where like I feel like she has now changed like her whole aesthetic. I don't know. It's also so hard because they're so famous that it becomes like, is this, it's just a PR play. Like she's still herself, but like the whole fashion thing

is a great role play for them to get attention. Yeah, it's just like interesting. I'm like, you've never worn like all black and like how the red roses everywhere and like worn like a cross chain. Well, for example, it's like Pam and Tommy Lee. Like Pam didn't turn into a rock star. She was Pam. He was Tommy Lee right and it was like fun, but Yeah, I'm interested to see if she'll be like 60 years old and still wearing like and he I didn't really realize like

He's tatted all over like his head didn't really realize like he's tatted all over like his head. He makes Pete Davidson look like a newborn baby. Yeah, like it's just very, very interesting. Who was the other couple that got married that you were talking about? Stasi and Beau. Oh, yes, Stasi and Beau. They had their wedding looked very pretty. So their wedding was definitely like a very different vibe than ours

where everyone got to go on vacation to Rome for a week. She had like a fun little bachelor ret like a couple days before and I mean she looks stunning, she look gorgeous and then she gets to run around with bow and heartford in Rome. So it was kind of like a honeymoon, bachelor at all in one. I just know that they had to postpone their wedding and have a lot changes. So it's it was nice to see all these people who had to postpone their wedding. I think her wedding dress was spectacular. It was spectacular. Oh, yeah, you made a really funny comment.

What did I say? You called her like, it's giving, yeah, it's giving Italian princess. Italian princess. Her wedding aesthetic is very similar to what I want. Ooh. Like she did the whole castle vibe that I'm looking for, Katie's dress was phenomenal. And she gave, like, Oh, Katie's dress was gorgeous.

A little close to white. It was gold, but I feel like she was the maid of honor. Sierra wore a bathing suit to yours. A thong bathing suit she did. She had, it was floss. She wore floss to my wedding, you guys. I was joking about the Katie thing, because the only thing, the only like real rule

in any wedding is like the bride wears white. Yeah, so in my rehearsal dinner, Dez's 13 year old cousin showed up with a white shirt, and I took him to the side and I say, hey, man, a fucker. She was like, mom? Can you go pick me up? And then I was like, love you. And you make all me aunt?

Hanna. Wait, are you an aunt? I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt.

I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. I'm not a aunt. Can you pick me up and then I was like love you and you make all me on Hanna Wait, are you an aunt? I'm an aunt to two really really cute nephew's that does has they're so cute how old are they? I believe like ten and thirteen are they gonna call you aunt Hannah or they're gonna call you Hannah He's really cute. He was calling me Aunt before we got married.

Oh my God, that's adorable! Well, we didn't meet them for a while during COVID and finally we meet them and Connor goes in the back and he goes, I was booking you to think you didn't exist. And I was like, oh my God, I love you. I'm obsessed with you. I want to put you in my little pocket. And they found out that I played Pokemon growing up. And they lost their minds because in their head like, does is in his 40s, he's always their older uncle. And he's like, you're too young to be with death. And I go, when your older you get it. That's amazing. Also the Irish accents. Did you love? Chef's kiss. I loved it. There were couples single Irish guys there.

There were, there I was looking during the wedding ceremony and I was like this is like a very good looking family that does that does mentas. Like all the guys on his side like I don't know some of them I think were like his high school friends and then others were his like Queens friends. What song did you walk into? Down the aisle was instrumental of the Bee Gees. How deep is your love? Yeah that was good. That was really good. Thank you. And then I don't even remember it was supposed to be the classic song after getting married. Wedding like that that that that we did that and then no what song did you walk into the reception to Nelly no not Nelly um hello cool Jay doing it because the line is

she and I raised out a queen she came from Brooklyn also the music Brooklyn and Queens The music when like the guests were taking their seats on the beach was straight up rap music and it was amazing. That was my playlist. Like Justin Bieber, yummy came on. Oh my god, yes. Okay, we got this. This DJ was amazing. DJ Kresza and I gave her like all these playlists and I didn't run them by does and I was like This is the fucking party. And at one point does was like she would do some more traditional songs So like older people enjoy it. I go older people pop their pussy, okay? Yeah, like no, Frank's not your song Yeah during dinner there was like a Frank's not your song but I'm pop-a there was like a Frank Notch song. Like for a banana papa. Everyone was dancing. Doesn't I occasionally would go in the bridal suite

to relax together? But then a song would start playing, and I'd be like, be right back, and I'd run out and shake my ass and then come back. It was amazing. Thank you. Well, okay, here's another thing. Usually I am all about looking at the groom

when the bride is walking down the aisle. Does escape to my mind. I didn't even glance up there. I like forgot that he was there. And I just watched you walk down the entire time so I couldn't even tell if he had cried when he first saw you, but he cried at the very end when it was like you're married, he started crying. Yeah. And I was like, that- Because you guys were watering but he kept whispering me, goes, are you cold? Because it was cold and then I was like, that is what we're watering, but it kept moist for me, goes, are you cold?

Because it was cold, and then I was kind of like a adrenaline shivering. Yeah. But in my head, I was like, look good for the fucking photo. I do just say my walk down was quite stressful because I was like in the sand. Yeah.

And then my dad kept literally stepping on my dress. Yeah. And I was like, like, daddy of one job. And then I'm supposed to give the bouquet to my mom that's all I was focusing on. So I didn't even like say goodbye to my parents. I just was like, here's the bouquet. Yep. And then my hair supposed to give the bouquet to my mom that's all I was focusing on. So I didn't even say goodbye to my parents. I just was like, here's the bouquet.

Yep. And then my hair was flipped over. I looked like Donald Trump. And you guys actually looked over to you and you were like, fix your hair. And I fixed my hair. I think, God, if my hair looked weird the whole ceremony, I would have made us redo it.

That's why you have fake bridesmaids. That's what fake bridesmaids are for. And that's what they do. They tell you things from the audience. I thought the ceremony would be so easy. Like I was in the green room, I call it. And I'm like, I do an hour of standup. I'm not nervous for a 10 minute ceremony.

Once I got up there, the adrenaline hit me so fast. Like I was like, oh, this is a moment. Yeah. It was great. Like life's intense moments. Like you feel the weight of it. Um, and yeah, it was fun. I thought marriage was like anti-feminist, but like, I'll say recommend it.

It was fun. And we'll probably. For stars. Yeah. Hopefully, hopefully I don't do it too many times again. Right. We'll see. We are doing a yearly swammy squad trip though.

Like non-negotiable. Swammy squad minus Taylor Shacker was out to play. I know. And Becca already locked us down for 2024 Arkansas in April because there is a lunar eclipse and she wants us there for it. And so I'm a squad takes Arkansas. You guys are all right. Little Rock is lit and they're so funny. I also the gigas were cracking me up because I posted my first photos. There was drama that I was shadow band.

Yeah, who knows? I could be. It's like, it's Mercury's in retrograde, so we've accepted. We just like, we don't care. We're living our lives. We don't care. If I'm shadow band, I was meant to be shadow band.

Report us, we don't care. Like, yeah. I fucking instantly do me a favor and just delete it. But there were some some trolls who were like how could you not post your husband in your first photo? And then the gig was we're like um, she's hiding him from his second family dog How do you not she's protecting him from his second family? His family's in Ireland. He has four kids and a dog. We've talked about this He's someone asked me. I like, don't forget the pet. Oh my God. Well, also who got married, JoJo Fletcher.

JoJo Fletcher from the bachelor. You're not you haven't followed them. I'm not a bachelor girl. I guess when people from the bachelor actually get married, there's always something like. Did she marry someone from the bachelor? Yeah, the guy she was the bachelor at. The, he's, is his name Jordan Rogers?

He's Aaron Rogers' brother. Wow. Have you heard of this couple at all? Not at all. Not one time. She's so cute. She's doing really well at hosting and shit like that. And he's.

It's literally like the only show I've just never been able to get into. I don't know why. I got into it because my roommates in college were into it and we watched it like a sport, but to be honest, it's so many hours of the week that I had to like, you're on like, like, grenades a week, I feel like. And it's two, it's like two hour episodes. So like honestly, I, I stopped doing my job. I was like, it's too much. stopped doing my job. I was like, yes, too much. My relationship, it affected my relationship.

And everyone has the same name. I'm like, I can't keep Ashley S and Ashley T, like, apart. Like, I don't know. Lauren A. I'm Lauren C. You can't. Did you like the barada appetizer? Do you remember? So amazing, yes, I do remember the barada. I was new.

Because I have a bone chip heck. Oh no, not another bone. So our table was basically Salami Squad and Marseille, so the appetizers come, and me and Sierra are jacked up for the barada. We're talking about it. Everything is a cheese conversation right now. Marseille goes, I don't really like barada.

And we all just stopped and looked looked and even hailey was like Excuse me and he's see my core Literally, it wasn't even a see you in court thing. It was immediate jail time. You're done You're done. Yeah, like what is your time? Wait, wait, wait, did he explain why like did he have a traumatic experience where he like almost drowned and She's in his past because like that's we didn't even ask a follow-up question because we were so taken A back because then he said the next sentence that he said was so I Don't even know if I can speak to him again. I'm so sorry this happened. I was like am I I would have been an upset thank you for hiding this for me this man to the table and said, I'm not really a cheese person in general.

Oh. And oh, so he's ill. He's emotionally ill. I said you're out of the salami squad. A immediate dismissal. Start writing your apology to the academy because this is just. I don't even know what brought a taste like even.

It's just the act of like cutting it open as socialize. It's the texture. It's the whole thing. It's just, I was like, oh my god and then I never spoke to him again. You were like, I never will. I blocked him and he's not, wow. Oh my god.

And I don't see him for the rest of your head. He's not ruined the mood. It's like you can't even trust him anymore. I literally can't trust that. I was like, I thought I knew you and I literally can't trust that. I was like, I thought I knew you and I just, I don't. I don't know. Some from the wedding.

Because everyone's kind of existing and you obviously don't want to tell the bride, like the stupid details. Yeah. But I like wanted drama. Like I wanted things happening. I wanted people whispering early on and I wish Guy got a blow job from one of my friends. As he said, after the cocktail party they like went on the beach and did it came back and it spread so quick. It spread like rap.

It spread like come here. No it literally did. It was like a she swallowed. We all knew. Like we felt it. Yeah, we were like someone's having sex. Someone's having sex. It was so funny.

I was talking about it with Des and the car. And he was like, did I go realize she immediately made that man a legend? And I'm like, one girl who's having like, she's a little bored. Like, she was having a bored today. And he's a legend now. I'm pretty sure she spotted him too at the cocktail hour.

Like, she clocked him and I was like, I can't wait to see what happens on the dance floor and then I never saw them. She's not in the Salami Squad, but she might be in the future. Yeah, I just don't think people guess who she is. I think she might get the little rock invite based on that performance below.

She's at least the pepperoni. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Wait, Salami Squad is a cult now. You started doing that. We want to full salami. We keep starting cults. It's so accidental, but not really. I mean, if you have so many cults, it's like, is it even a cult? Right. Is that because if it's one cult, like bad things can happen, but if it's multiple cult, it's like cult? Right. Is it? Because if it's one cult, bad things can happen,

but if it's multiple cult, it's like, just fun. Also for the gigglers, Hannah did a shout out to dope documentaries in her spreading speech. I'd forget the context, but you did say dope documentaries. Maybe it was your mom. I think it might have been my mom. I think it was your mom now that I think about it. In a haze of whiskey sour as I do remember that.

So are you gonna continue drinking whiskey? I think so. There's also another drink that's like kind of sweet. It's like a whiskey and something. But do you have you ever drunk, drink whiskey? I don't think so. It's a brown liqueur. I know.

I know. I'm just, well here's the thing. I's a brown the core. I know. I know. I'm just, well, here's the thing. I can drink tequila anymore. I can't even smell it. So like, and like vodka, like, it just doesn't really do it for me. And I was going to get a spicy margarita, but then when I heard whiskey sour,

I was like, I'll just like see what that's about. That's literally amazing. And now a final shout out, my Sunday, you had to leave to go to Charleston, but sorry, not Sunday, the Saturday. What is fun about having a Friday wedding is you literally have a party the whole weekend because the next day, a giggler reached out to me.

It's called At The Treatery, a Lilac Long Island Treatery. And she basically had, during the pandemic, she quit whatever job she had. And with the money she had, she bought a truck. And it's not like a gross truck. It's like a cool vintage truck, like light blue. And she started...

I thought it was pink. It might have been pink. Yeah. It might have been pink. Yeah, I might have been pink. Yeah. Details are not my way. So, Admin is, this is Admin's idea. And it's not something that you do. Why don't you just enjoy the fucking story?

Yes, okay. So, she basically was like, Hannah, I wanna do, I have this truck and I'm like, like well we have plenty of food at the wedding I go what about the next day? After my plan B, after I snorted my plan B, we get there. That dress truck so cute too. Pige, she made bloody marries, spiked coffee with whipped cream like Kaluah, some other thing. I couldn't look at the alcohol,

so I couldn't tell you all of it. And then she had grilled cheese, lobster rolls, pulled pork grilled cheese. And then she had this thing, she's gonna kill me, I forgot what it's called, but it's a donut, that's hot, with cold ice cream inside. Oh my God.

Cookies. It was incredible. And then we ate all of that, and then, does his cousins from Queens came over to our house and continued to drink and party until around 9 p.m. Did you get my curling iron from the house that we got ready at?

That is Adam and Adam. I left my curling iron. My mom definitely has it. Oh my God, I'm sad. I just realized I'm not the bride anymore, so I can't be a cunt. It's over. I thought it's gonna be like how dare you ask the bride Hallie's getting married now someone be Hallie's bitch, but Hallie's doing her bachelorette in Charleston. We're going Wait, can you come I

I don't care. It's in July and I'm going oh my god No way I'm fucking care. It's in July and I'm going. Oh my gosh. There's no way I'm fucking missing Haley's milk. That's right. That's right. And Charleston. She has 18 people. I said, I will not be staying at the home. That's insane. So many friends, it's exhausting. I'm like, I don't even know 18 people.

She's like, I know when I had to cut it down. I was like, what was it before? She's like, well, it was 25 and then a few girls can't come. And I was like, you're an insane person. No, she, that's what happens when you're so nice. She is so nice. So nice. So nice.

Oh God. I was like, be a bitch for a minute. She's like, I know I can. I have a pern recalmat. Might have been too much sunshine though. It would have been too much winded people. Too many rainbows, too many sunshine. We need to make sure they never. I did people too many rainbows too many sunshine. We need to make sure they never meet too

positives make a negative let's keep them away from each other. We can. Um, Brock and she not Brock was one of the MVPs. Like she is down for everything and always fun. But like Brock was on the dance floor. And one time he was like man handling me spinning me. He's like let me lead. Let me lead.

They were there such a cute couple. They're such a good looking couple too. Also, I'm producer MJ Fell on the beach. We were all thinking I'd be. MJ Fell was in the back, and at one point, she was like yelling during the ceremony, but like hype girl, like so funny, and I go, does anyone know who that woman is?

Like I was literally making side comments on my ceremony, but the crowd was hot. No, the crowd was heckling too. The crowd was like involved. Fully, I got heckled on my own fucking thing. Also, I got, I was getting roasted in the speeches. Like at one point Marcel looked at me, was like, oh my god.

Your mom roasted you at one point. Roasted it. And she was like, remember when you were single during quarantine, you were talking to some guys who were. And it was like, remember when you were single during quarantine, you were talking to some guys who were, and she was like, we were all really worried and we didn't feel anything. We were in pain.

And so we're just like so happy our prayers worked. And it was amazing. My mom mentioned our beautiful psychic in the speech. Yep. I don't know if people know the full story, but our psychic messaged me, because I was like, hey, I'm talking to these guys, and it's feeling bad, it's feeling toxic,

it's feeling super weird. And she was like, you're so much walking towards you. And I was like, sweetheart, I know you're psychic, but I'm on an island. How the fuck are they getting to me? With my parents, how are you walking towards me? And I'm also about to film a reality show that no one's allowed because it's COVID, we're stuck there.

And I'm not going to be in a good mood over time. And she was like, he's walking towards you. And then does DM me. And I was like, it's not crazy. I do think subconsciously, I really like believed it. Yeah, the universe works in insane ways and like what's meant to be will just be because there was in no right way that you and does like should have met like we were in the middle of quarantine.

He lives in Ireland. Yeah, like there was there was just no plausible way and like what's supposed to happen will happen. But for all those girls who are listening who are single right now, one, we're de-centering men for my lives. Right. Two, it takes one person. Yeah. And it's okay, I'm gonna use a surfing reference, which is interesting. This is a ski pod. But when sir. But when you serve, this is game, but we're always evolving and growing and learning. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. When you serve, it's really hard, but when you actually catch a wave, like the right

wave, you just flow. So if you're, and I'm not trying to tell everyone to break up with their boyfriends because we've done that before, if you're fucking fighting something right now and it just feels wrong, just know it just takes one moment. Like, if you're sitting there looking at your timeline and being like, oh, I have to meet someone. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's gonna happen and in one day your life's gonna change. But it takes you being fully like happy with life in general.

People go like, you have to love yourself. It's more like you have to be happy with life in general. People go like, you have to live yourself. It's more like you have to be happy with life. Because if you're depressed and you're too anxious to like function, which I've been in those places, you're not capable of enjoying anything with anyone. Immediately making merch of you riding a wave. Okay. Oh my God, our summer series.

Our summer series, this is now, we're switching seasons. This is now a surf podcast. Why do I feel like we have to pitch to Lamy Squad as a show now? Like all the girls together are so funny. No, like we should have a television show where we just go to different people's bachelor at parties.

That's just what it is. You can hire Slamy Squad to be your bachelor at party and we will have the best time. So dangerous. People were sending me this video of two types of Bachelorette parties and it was like all these like girly girls having fun and then everyone dressing up as Guy Fieri and they were like how are both of these together? This Salami Squad and I was like it's true. One of my favorite memories of the getting ready day was all the girls were so cute. I was getting my makeup done and they all were around this table with their little sets

of makeup in front of them and mirrors. And they do makeup routines. Paige is like pulling out like she's like doing the gaysha on her face. She's spraying shit. She's bringing out things I've ever seen before. Whatever the fuck it is. She was doing functue on her face. And then Becca is sitting there with just a brush pretending she's doing something to her. And I'm being Sierra,

we're like telling her the next step to do. At one point you looked at her and you were like, Becca, do you even have anything more to do to your face? Or are you just sitting there because all the girls keep putting on more makeup. She's like putting like I need a YouTube segment where we just give backup makeup products and we see what she does with them. Oh My gosh. Well you guys this was the wedding episode the recap was chaotic, but you knew it would be yeah I'm so happy for one being so supportive of me finding love. Oh, I hate that But supportive of my wedding in general of the planning and the process and Next episode will start planning pages

Please stop it. Sorry, sorry, no pressure. No pressure. But you did catch the bucay so everyone's kind of like, so. Yeah, true. It's so true. Anyway, guys, catch us on YouTube, catch us on Instagram if you could find our profiles. Actually, we'd come for us.

It's like a scavenger hunt. Can you find Hannah and Paige on Instagram? I don't know. Who knows? Follow us on Giggly Squad, and we love you all so much. Thanks for giggling with us today. Giggle with you later. Bye.