Giggly Squad - Giggling about having babies, business ventures, and psychedelics

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

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What is my grass is always greener on the other side gigglers? It's grass isn't always greener. Oh. It's grass isn't always greener. Oh! You literally just told all the break up with your boyfriend. You're like the grass is actually well manicured and perfectly watered on the other side. Everyone's been lying to you, the grass is greener, quit your job, cut out all your friends, move to Europe. Do you know that I recently found out that Craig has been saying on his all your friends, move to Europe. Do you know that?

I recently found out that Craig has been saying on his podcast that he's moving to Australia. So, because obviously we don't listen to pillows and beer. But someone was DMing me and they were like, Craig keeps saying that he's moving to Australia. I was like, let him go. I just envisioned you surfing. I was like, I was like, let him go. I just envisioned you surfing. I'm just like, I was like, don't worry.

Oh, wait, he actually told Des. That he was moving to about Australia. Des says he was talking to me about Australia, because Des has been to Australia. Wait, what? Does he have another family in Australia? I think so, because the other day, he said something like, oh, we could like move to Australia for

two months. And I was like, people don't just move to Australia for two months. I have a job. I don't speak Australian. No, clear. No, outback steak. Hey, I told you Australian men are feral. Australian women, gorgeous, perfect angels. Australian men, you said something about them, about ruse, about kangaroos. If you don't have a rude, I'm talking to me. Australian's the only accent that I really can't. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I have to be surrounded by a bunch of Australians for like at least a day. I was gonna say a year, but. But. No. No. No. No.

I'm shrimp on the barbie. So, you know, I could be convinced to go to Australia for two months. It just takes two months to get there. Yeah, it's just like, what are we doing for two months? And like, what two months, Craig, you tell me what two months you want to go Like we like we're literally booked until next summer. Do they even have like pillows in Australia? Yeah, I'm just I can't I don't know so I'm like why don't you go? Sewing down under so We're going down under is actually a very cute for them to have a pop-up. Anyway, so so Craig has

Another girlfriend and they probably have a dog together in Australia. They have an Australian shepherd. Yeah, a shepherd, yeah. Sewing down south sounds like a porno with fashion. Yeah, it sounds like Craig's like measuring girls for underwear. Oh, naughty. Quick life update. Obviously, I'm a mother of butter, but now I'm now an auntie. Yep. I'm an aunt. Are you going to be called?

What are you going to be called? My favorite aunt. Yeah, aunt. Ants? Yes, aunt. Some people say aunt. I say't. Ants? Yeah, not on. Some people say aunt. I say aunt. Ants.

I say aunt. So my brother's wife had a baby. I hate when they say we had a baby. My brother didn't do shit. Did Daniel say we had a baby? No. No, my brother texted me and he's like, I need like three more weeks.

But Jeannie so funny, his wife was a nurse. So apparently she went in there and she was like, give me some gloves and she literally was doing it herself. She took the baby out of her own vagina. I realized, this is the first time in my life that someone very, very close to me. I've been part of the baby process of being born. The baby making birth.

The baby birthing. The birth. Thank you. The birthing process. I was part of the pussy pop and process. Page, I am so dumb. First of all, I thought being in labor meant like... Pushing?

Yeah. Like, when people were like, I'm in labor for 15 hours because they were pushing for 15 hours. And then they're like, no, it's just contractions. Contreception. I think it's from when your water breaks, when the baby is out, is how long you've been in labor I did something really dumb and I'm saying it out loud not to embarrass myself

But because low key when I say stupid shit tons of gigglers DM me and they go I thought that too And that's when I'm like our future is bleak because you're relatable I thought when you're dilated That I met your vagina was dilated What does it mean? So when you go like, oh, like I'm two inches dilated, two centimeters, I don't know why they do centimeters. Two centimeters dilated, it's your cervix.

It's not your vagina. I thought you were just sitting there like, my vagina's gaping, it's really dropping out. Yeah, like I just thought that it meant the hole was getting bigger. It's like the whole that connects to the uterus. Inside. I'm already speaking too much.

Like I read it over stuff. Which means, okay, which means that you could literally shove anything up your vagina right now and it would go in. Like no matter the size. Yeah, that's why when guys are like, oh, I couldn't. Someone called me out the other day on Instagram for also being done And they were like you sound so stupid when you say Could be so many things nothing gets me a riled up the not being the first sentence You sounds so stupid when you say you get a UTI from your tampons, that's not even where you pee out of.

And I was like, I know that that's, I didn't respond, but I was like, I know that that's not where I pee out of, but how come then whenever I use, whenever I have sex, I can get a UTI. But also when I put a tampon in, I can get a UTI, and when I put a tampon in I can get a UTI and that's going in the same hole You're correct on that one because right yeah when you have sex it's not through your P hole Right, why is the friction in that hole giving me a UTI where which is a different hole that I P out of? Regardless I once had a friend who didn't know you Pied out of a different hole so you're winning And I didn't know that until a couple years ago too, honestly. Nobody tells you, nobody tells you, and nobody tells you about your vagina in school because

they don't want you experiencing it. Yeah, they don't want vaginas to come of power. Right. And nothing said more vagina power than us doing three shows this weekend and absolutely crushing. First show, I have to call you out. You did blackout. Ate certainly did. But you know, you're blackout if you have to, you were like saying, hand, I'm not blackout.

And I was like, yeah, I was. So you're blackout. Yeah, I was like, I'm not even drunk. I will say I was not as blacked out as I wasn't Philly No one will ever be as blacked out as you know, Philly Where you died and sleep in the bathroom. Yeah, but I think the first show you get like a little nervous And you deal with it instead of maybe expressing yourself You drink but you're really funny when you're drunk. Also pages, we talk, pages naturally a shy person

We had a meet and greet with probably 80 people and she went on to ask every single person about their life story While I sat there and was like who is she and why is she deciding to do this now? Here's the good thing if you're drinking with me You're gonna have a fun time. I am a fun happy drunk. Yes The alternative is like I'm a mean rude. I am a fun, happy drunk. Yes. The alternative is like, I'm a mean, rude, I'll beat you up drunk and nobody wants that. And I will sit down and solve problems when I'm drunk. Did you, did Kim enjoy it most importantly?

Because your mom was an audience. And we were raunchy. We did not hold back for Kim. We did not hold back. We were very raunchy. My whole family was there. And do you want to know? My mom said, because I brought it up.

I said, sorry if we got a little dirty. And my mom looked at me and she said, page, you were performing. Don't ever apologize to me for being you and performing. And you're a great performer. And I was like, oh my God, she called me on Monday and she goes, or no, on Sunday when she like got back to Albany.

And she could reflect. And she goes, I'm exhausted. Like, how did we do three shows? I'm like, first of all, mom, you sat for three shows. But she was like, it's all hitting me. I'm just, I'm so tired and I'm so proud of you guys. And it really was a great weekend. Also, New York City obviously is our home.

And we've done a bunch of live shows to lead up to make sure that it was tight and perfect and hilarious. And the New York girls were everything. Great crowd. And we're so excited to continue the tour and we will be announcing more dates. As we said, put it in the podcast comments in the review section and say where you want us to go next or just tell us anything you want. And we're going to Vegas this weekend. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm low key kind of scared. I'm gonna work on getting a

dinner reservations for Friday and Saturday night, but I booked our hair in makeup. Sorry, we're doing admin right now. We're meeting. We've both never been to Vegas. I actually went once for like a trade show when I was selling t-shirts back in the day and I just remember it was so bright, I couldn't open my eyes. But you didn't go to Vegas as like a party, I'm going to Vegas, like did you go out? We went to a club for like a second with like co-workers and it was super awkward and weird.

Nothing more awkward than being out with your co-workers. Literally the worst experience, like how am I supposed to shake my ass when I'm with Brad from PR? It's also just like when I get drunk I'll say anything and I don't need someone having like the one crazy thing I say to pop up like Wednesday in the morning meeting. I do have to say I did get drunk the last show. I was drunk. I wasn't drunk. You drunk? Yeah. I was drunk. I wasn't drunky drunk. Yeah.

I was tips. I did have a spress of martinis. I knew you were drunk because after you told everyone you were going to go out and then you disappeared. I rushed excited from our own show. Sierra was there. Yep. And we didn't throw around stage because I think we traumatized her at the last time.

We forget Sierra is actually kind of shy too. Sierra is very shy. It was just a great, all around Great Weekend, great outfits. Great outfits. Great band tour. The only thing was that when I was sitting down, I like put my ankle on a weird position and everyone was taking photos of it and asking if my ankle was okay because I like folded my foot over. Sitting and not looking weird when you said is an art form. Also, we were in Ted Talk chairs. We weren't in Barbara Walter chairs. We were having real discussions for real people. I think like our live shows really do feel like when we did our dance party on Zoom. Yes, yes, that's exactly what it feels like.

Sans, like me breaking up with my boyfriend and throwing up. Yes. This is for both you and I. You never know. You never know. You never know what'll happen at these shows. You literally don't. Also, can you, not to like jump into front page news, but like, it's like a lot. Yeah, but last. The ragey rage is like blowing up right now. I just feel like every so often,

Ragey gets like a, like a shimmering glimpse of confidence and he just wants to like come out and tell his true story. So basically, Ragey is like, look, the sex tapes were filmed. They were filmed like three times. Kris Jenner watched them to see like which one they're putting out. I feel like we are at a point with the Kardashians that like, yeah, nothing that they, like nothing that they do is a mistake.

So it wasn't like all of the sudden, the sex tape came out and Christian or became like a mastermind of PR and business. Like, yeah, I'm sure she did see the sex tape and I'm sure she did say that's good enough to be out in the public. Look, you're a stage mom, you're a stage mom and you don't stop when it comes to sex tape.

Right. And also, you have to remember that was a top, like if someone put a sex tape out now, it would just be like sick, put it on your only fans. That was in a time where if you had a sex tape that leaked, you got so famous because people just couldn't imagine. But the thing is Kim Kardashian wasn't that famous

and was ragey. Right. That famous. Like, how would she have known that it would pop off the way it did? It could have just been super embarrassing. It could have been super, I mean, they definitely took a gamble.

But Ragey was definitely famous. I think he was was obviously way more famous than Kim Kardashian, but it was also the same exact time that Paris Hilton sex tape came out, which she argues that ruined her. Wow. But look how much publicity that Paris got from her sex tape.

Yeah. It was just, I mean, out of the world. We joke the whole, you're doing amazing, sweetie, when Kim was doing her playboy shoot and Chris was supporting her, which you know what, my mom would do the same. But the sex tape is a little much. We have to say that.

You're like your mom watching, you get dicked out? No. No. I'm all, this isn't only fans podcast. Yes. Yes. Like we are all for like all the fans and you like putting out on the internet, the sexual things that you're comfortable putting out. I just feel so differently thinking like my, someone in my family could potentially see this. Like that's a whole different level of like feeling a certain kind of shame. Because it's like you just don't want your mom

to hear what your orgasm sound is like. But if you think about their whole entire life is monetized, like, they have decided as a family, they want every single thing they do to be filmed. Like, everything they do is content. So it's like, maybe she really sees, they see each other as like products and they've disconnected from the like,

and I mean, did you even see Courtney Kardashian, you tried to fight the cult and be like, I don't wanna work, I don't need to make all this more money. I'm already doing well, I just wanna be a mother. She just came out with Lemmy. I think it's a cute name. So cute. But like, it's so wild that they are,

they tap into industries that don't really have a cool brand. Couldn't glamour it. Yeah, like there's no, yeah, like such brand. So low-boss worth. Low-boss worth from the hills launched love wellness and it was the first kind of like cool type of brand like that. But like that's low-boss worth.

Who is it? Also, their packaging is a little bit similar to lows It's giving low-boss worth it's giving low-boss worth because it's very pastel. It's very like I Actually, I've taken some of low-boss worth. I think it's doing really well And she just doesn't like speak on it But I think she's financially doing great and she just doesn't speak on it, but I think she's financially doing great. Very interesting,

because it's like, what was Courtney gonna come out with other than something that was like, health conscious? They're just so into like, okay, what's next? What's next, what's next, what's next? But let's say this, if you were given the opportunity to have one meeting with Chris Jenner and she could plan out your whole life. What do you do it?

Oh, obviously, I do it. Yeah, I would absolutely do it. If I was like, give me like four business recommendations, I'm doing it. I'm doing all of them. But it's also like, I don't think it's just Chris Jenner. I think these girls are like, I think all of them are very driven and smart. Bethany is coming out though. You saw Bethany going rogue on TikTok. She was basically speaking code so her video wouldn't be taking down but she's like everyone else's videos are taking down talking about the stuff about

you know who. I do fuck with Bethany like hard. I've always, I've always loved, it's so funny how like, you can watch someone on TV and you can watch their ups and downs of like, people loved Bethany when she was first on housewives. Then there was a phase where people fucking hated Bethany. And then she got out of reality TV and just like lived her life. And now she's back on like doing social

media and people love her and it's just such a weird thing to watch. I've always loved her. Like I always thought she was great TV. I thought she was the funniest housewife. I think she's like so smart and such a hustler. So I've always really enjoyed her. But it is funny the things that she like says about the Kardashians. Like, yeah, the Kardashians have obviously influenced how we see ourselves for sure in terms of like beauty standards, but also you can't knock the Kardashians for how fucking business smart they are. Well, that's a thing.

I was going to say, I feel like Bethany is more alike than different to the Kardashians. You know how sometimes people will criticize you because they see parts of themselves in you. Yeah. Not to have a mental health moment, but like Bethany is basically like all they do is they want more and more and more and more. Was that teaching our children? And it's like Bethany probably has a side of herself that is similar to that.

I love Bethany and I look up to a lot of herself that is similar to that. I love Bethany and I look up to a lot of the things that she's done. I just think that there's a lot of similarities with her in the Kardashians, but I don't fuck with the Kardashians and how they're not open about the extreme work they've had done. I mean, extreme. Like, I think once you move from like plastic surgery to like plastic surgery on your body, it's kind of wild. And I'm not talking about like, oh, you just had a baby

and you want a little like mommy makeover, like a little liposuction maybe or something. I mean, they've, they got fake butts. Like, it's a little bit, just, Kim took a rib out, you know, like, is that, is that for real? I don't know, but it's like, it's giving army hammer. And you watch the army hammer. I didn't just watch the army hammer documentary. I fucking sat in front of my TV and thralled. In Thrall. Like you didn't check your phone.

No, like I watched all three parts, like one sitting. Okay, I had to watch it tonight. My biggest takeaway is... I don't want to say this and be like, on this because there's a second part to it. I'm not saying that I feel bad for army hammer. I don't. But army hammer, the guy didn't even have a chance. The guy did not even have a chance to potentially be a normal ass dude, because he was dealing with generational.

Like, it's the perfect example of generational trauma. And I feel like I've heard that term so many times in therapy where it's like, you have generational trauma from like this, and I never really understood it. And I was like, okay, well, what my mom could have possibly been upset about. How the fuck does that transfer to me? And this is such a good example of it.

Okay, but don't be giving guys a way to get out of stuff and like, so is my generational trauma. No, like, the facts. And like, he should have been in therapy from like, right out of the world. Was it interesting that he went into acting? Like, did he have actors in his family before? He had no actors in his family,

but it was almost like, it was the only thing his family didn't really have. Like they had all the money and they had a little bit of the notoriety, but there was no one that was like famous, famous. And I mean, Army Hammer is honestly the best of the worst in terms of the men and his family, which is crazy. And I genuinely think it's a blessing

that Army Hammer became a famous actor because if he was not, he would have been a, I think a serial rapist and murderer. Yeah. Because women wanted to have sex with him because they thought, oh, this is Army Hammer, he's not going to be crazy. He's also going to do these things. Gorgeous.

And he's also so hot and so successful. And it's like, OK, well, he's famous. He's not going to get away with doing these things. And I think that if he wasn't famous and he wasn't who he is, he would have like literally been arrested for rape and murder like no doubt. Like I mean the man's associate path like for sure. How like none of the men in his family have gone to jail is but they were crazy powerful right? Crazy crazy powerful powerful the his great-grandfather is who he's named after arm and tamer is Was one of the most powerful men

Literally ever what's the quote? He said about being president They said like why wouldn't you just run for president and you said there's no power in being the president? Like he controls all of the elections anyway. Did army have a sister? Um, no. Was his wife in the documentary at all? So they actually don't go much into like his, honestly, no.

Like, yes, it is a lot about army, obviously, but the most interesting parts were about his family and they don't say much about his wife and they don't bring up his children, really. They say that he has children, but they don't bring it up, but they don't bring up like if his wife knew about the family or like what she think, like nothing really about the wife.

It was really more about how army's dad's a fucking psycho. His dad was a fucking psycho and then his dad was the biggest psycho. And who the women are exposing them? Every single woman in his family have his been traumatized and just beaten down and disregard, like they're very much a family that like if you were born a girl or you're a wife,

no one really gives a fuck about you. Holy shit. Yeah, it was by far the craziest documentary I think. But they're like beyond loaded with money, right? Yes, like, army's dad inherited $40 million when the grandfather died. Speaking of, we have to tell everyone about Trust Fun Sean. Trust Fun? Sean, it was triggering.

So in the Gigleys Quad shows, we have a very special segment where we like to see if guys are good enough for our gigglers. And we pick guys from the audience and ask them questions to see if they're trash. And for some reason, the gigglers have the greatest taste in men and they bring up like war heroes and nurses and, you know, just the sweetest guy who bought her tickets

for her birthday a year in advance. But finally, finally, we got one. And his name was Sean. And he sat there with his legs out, taking up a lot of space. He man spread all over our stage. He tried to ask us questions. He tried to ask us. No, we go Sean have you been to Mekino's and he goes, have you?

And we were like, no, and he goes trash. So he turned it on us. Which was a very funny moment and I will shout out Sean for his comedic timing. We will shout out Sean. We appreciate it. We love a joke. Even if it's toward us, we appreciate a joke. But then you tried to use the joke again. And I was like, it doesn't work like that. Sean. He also I would ask him a question. He would stare at me for three

seconds before answering. And that's how I knew he was a monster. And he did go to like some rich school, some rich boarding school. Yeah, boarding schools. You can tell they just like, honestly, boarding schools are cold. boarding schools are boarding schools are legit pyramid schemes. So if you meet a man named Sean, he's had a girlfriend, and he has a trust fund. Don't say we didn't warn you. We're just out here in these streets warning you guys. Oh, also speaking of the Kardashians and true crime. What's going on with the Kim K true crime podcast? Okay, another great business idea true crime podcast. I think are like

Oh In the highest rated genre. I think of podcasts. Like people fucking die for true crime podcasts. And she's doing like a, she's going to be basically like telling a full story of this like true crime. Thing with a co-host too, I want to say is a lawyer also. Or what happens? Who's practice more law? Kim Kardashian, or Craig? Oh my God, I would say Kim, probably.

I mean, Kim got someone out of jail. But I feel like Craig runs stuff. Like he's more like in charge, but he's not doing like the nitty gritty like Kim is, you know, like Kim's out in these streets. Craig's not going to jail, but you could hire Craig's firm if you wanted to. Oh yeah, Craig has a firm.

Yeah, Craig's not like going to the courthouse to like get you out or like, but like if I got a speeding ticket in Charleston, I would call Craig. Also people may not know, Paige's brother is a lawyer. Does he ever talk to Craig about like lawyer stuff? Yeah, sometimes they do.

They do say legal jargon back and forth, but I'm convinced that they're just saying words and not actually talking. One time I was out with them and they said that I could only refer to them as doctors because they're doctors of the law. Oh God. And I told them to shout the bug up.

I got to hang out with you guys that he was open. We went on a double date. That was our first double day. That was our first full double date because we're busy. We're running around page. You were so into the tennis. Like you asked me, like, it takes a lot for you to be actually interested in something.

You were rampantly asked me questions. You're like, how the ballboys get there? Why is your shoe like that? Why is the umpire saying that? How did they get to this court? And I was like, so happy that you cared. I was asking legitimate questions. Legitimate questions.

You actually said it a few times. You were like, great question. Great question. Like I had to still have you asked. But our favorite was the umpire. If I could come back and have any job, it would be the US open umpire. So basically their job is to control the court and everyone will be like crazy screaming yelling and they'll just go, thank you. And that means they want everyone to shut the fuck up. Like, is that not the most proper way to control a crowd

of drinking fans? He just would say, thank you. And if people didn't settle down immediately, he would say, settle down, players are ready. And I am bringing that into my real life. Anytime someone's just yelling or being rowdy, I'm just gonna say, thank you. Next season of Summer House. I'm just gonna say thank you next season of Summer House.

I'm just gonna say thank you, settle down, players are ready. Instead of trying to make sense of what someone is screaming, crying, yelling about, just say thank you. And they could perceive that how they might, but it's polite, it's quick, and it's safe. And it's classy as shit. We didn't love the tennis outfits shout out to like Nike Adidas if you want us to design a line, we will, but I feel like they could do more. Like tennis is so in right now,

people finally think tennis players are chic. Let's get sick designs. I just think that the tennis world is really not capitalizing on the fashion world. Like how sick would it be if Nike hired, like did a collab with like a sick fashion house? And that's what all of their players that they sponsored were. Like, Carolina Herrera times Adidas. Just for the US Open People.

Oh, hello. The problem is, though, is a lot of these players really, really care about tennis, and they don't have the time to, like, do fittings, and, like, they really just want to focus on their game. So they could just send in your measurements, we'll take care of the rest. True. Do you know, like, really famous people have, like, a body double to go to their fittings for them?

Shut the fuck up. I just learned that genius idea. I just learned that like someone and I even like look like them So when someone sends a photo you kind of see what you'd look like in it I knew that like famous people had body doubles when they tried to like okay You leave first so that paparazzi follows you, but that's genius. I mean, I've always thought that like being a stunt double is just like one of the craziest jobs, like in movies. And like, what if you died?

Boom! Like some stunt doubles, do you like some of the crazy shit? That's what you get paid for. They pay you for the risk of dying. If there is a risk that I'm dying in anything, in just in anything, I'm not doing it. Like people that are so about jumping out of planes, skydiving, get a hobby, and one that you couldn't possibly die from.

No, I'm not. I have no adrenaline rush like that. I have enough adrenaline for my own anxiety thoughts every morning. I don't want to pay someone for me to have worse adrenaline. I don't like a roller coaster. I said it. I don't need it. I don't need it.

They do say, though, that the people that don't want to go skydiving are the people that should go skydiving. Pyramid scheme. Pyramid scheme. Classic fucking pyramid scheme. I don't mean to ruin a conversation, but a famous TikTokard just died from. From skydiving? Yeah, the thing didn't open. See? No. And that could be one in a billion.

I'm not taking that chance. I'm not a gambling gal. Also, like it's not like you're gonna look cute in the photos after, you know? No way. No way. I don't want a man strapped to the back of me that I don't know who's like, you're going to be fine. Like, I don't think so, sir. I've heard that before and let me tell you, a lot of lube was involved. Oh my god, I'm a f**k. You know what I'm doing. I'm not doing it.

I'm not doing it. What are like other things that like you would just never fucking do? Like if someone said get in this cage and to like go down in the ocean to like see sharks, you fuck you. No. Do you remember we even just had to do that like, aerobics thing? Do you remember we did?

Do I remember? It was trapezing. Trapezing? You trapeze. Okay. Hannah and I's first summer I blocked this memory. I blocked it. Is this the first time we ever filmed? Yeah. The first summer we filmed. Hannah and I's first season on Summer House. They made us go fucking trap piezing. They never showed it today. They never fucking aired it. We cried first of all all we were like we can't do this Please like don't make us do this and they're like you're doing it

We did it executed fucking flawlessly Daniel Peter Payton in the air shoe so fucking nervous. They had the nerve to never air that No, you actually got something wrong. We had to go all the way to the top right? Yeah, and in my head No, you actually got something wrong. We had to go all the way to the top, right? Yeah. And in my head, I'm like, I'm so athletic. I can do this. I go, I'll go first. I couldn't.

I couldn't do it. I was the only one that couldn't do it. Like, I got fully in my head. And I like couldn't. Oh, yeah. I couldn't catch the guy. I just was like, I'm, this isn't fun for me. I just don't like sports where my feet are not on the ground.

That's not a sport. It's just being oddly flexible and mental over. I mean, I was a graceful gazelle. You were. No, you were. And also, your fingers are so long, there was no way he wasn't going to catch you. I literally the only thing.

Look at my nubby fingers. You think he got a hold of these? Oh, you were also so sweaty that he couldn't grab on to you. Actually, yeah, I kept being like, it's too sweaty. And I just kept failing. And it's like on national TV. I was good at surfing though, but they didn't know. They never showed that either.

I remember looking at the camera guy and being like, look, look at me, like mom, look what I could do. And they just kept missing it. There's so many things that happen that you just, they just never air and you just, I mean, didn't you guys go paint bowling once? I didn't go. I was like, no, I want to leave. When we went paintballing our quarantine summer,

we quite possibly had the most fun ever and never saw a lick of it. But I just, that honestly unlocked a memory. I forgot we even trapezeed. Oh, quit everything right now and join the circus. Don't tell me. I have a friend in the circus. You do.

My mom has a friend that ran away with the circus. I'm like, I said fuck you to her parents and ran literally ran away with the circus. She came back. Speaking of body doubles, I'm gonna bring it up. Yeah. Dixie Numello shaved her head and I said that during our live shows, and I said, get the barber out here. I was just kidding, there was no barber,

but I think Dixie did prove that it is an iconic moment if you shave your head and you have a jawline like that. Well, look, here's the thing, I really can't do it now, because it can't look like I'm just copying Dixie Nemeleau. Yeah, that's like how Tinks died of her red. Like I was thinking about it, but now I'm just like copying tings.

Or Brunei Brown. Will I give you the accolades that you deserve that like it would be such a moment? Yes. Would I look stunning in a shaved head? Yes. Okay, that is literally all I wanted. Can I pull it, pull off a slick back bun like nobody's business?

Absolutely. The mental anguish. See, I think long term, I think big picture. You and Craig think immediate fun, what's going to get a laugh? Okay. You're not thinking about me in the awkward, growing phase. We're cragdly. We're cragdly's that you should shave your head?

No, but cry will just be like, let's move to Australia. And I'm like, you can't. But so I get it. I would totally rock a shaved head. It's the two years after it that I would be living. Well, you said something interesting, which is true. If you shave your head and you don't have a full face of makeup and you're wearing pajamas,

you do look like a toddler. I look crazy. And then I'm trying to picture myself. And then you had the nerve to also say, and bleach my eyebrows. You would look like you're having a Britney Spears break. Yeah, I would have to make, I'd want to make one of those tic-tacs from that. What's the one that it's like when I do it? It's funny when they do it. It's a problem when I do it.

When I do it, yeah, like that would be Britney Spears being like, it's funny when Dixie shapes her head, but like I can't have a moment. Wait, that is so funny. But yeah, Dixie did look iconic. And I think she's having her like, Miley Cyrus moment or like, when Disney Channel stars try to say like, treat me more seriously because she's like, I'm not just like the sister of a

famous TikTok dancer. Like, I'm, I'm having a fashion moment. Dixie is Serena Williams. Charlie is Venus. I think that in time, Dixie will actually be come way more famous than Charlie. I think Dixie is gonna be... I think Dixie is on the road to being like a fashion icon. Giggler is right it down because I think your psychic powers are right. And I just think she's going to be famous for so long. Like, she's just started, but she's going to become iconic. It's not a coincidence that she got like as big as she did.

Like, yeah, she was the sister, but like, there had to be something about her that blew her up to that extent. I think that she's like such a trend center. I mean, do we know Addison raised siblings now? Exactly. But we know Charlie's. I mean, we know way too much about her parents Do do we think that her and Noah back are gonna stay together? What are your psychic feelings on that? No, you know, he was like a really good soccer player and dropped out of college He was playing like D1 soccer for Oregon or some shit. I might have made that up. I don't I don't

I don't want to have sex with him. The only TikTok is Josh Richardson. He's the only one that I think is like swaggy. I really also think he's too skinny. Do you know Vinny Hacker? I don't know, I might if I saw him. I don't really know any of them by name. Wait, you know the other one that they're friends with?

It's like Noah, Josh, and what's the other one, Bryce. Oh! Bryce was on a podcast and they were asking like, why he's so different now. And I didn't really like know him before. But I guess he would do like, do she things on TikTok? And that's like kind of how we got famous. And he dated us and right.

Oh, yes, he did. He said that he went on a crazy schroom trip. And when it was over, he changed his whole life. He was like, I just saw the way people perceived me and I hated it and I knew that like that wasn't really who I was and he was like, and I could only see it when I was doing like I did this schroom trip and he was like in the next day, I just changed everything.

He donated to a show. And he was like, I'm so much happier and I'm just so much more myself. And he was like, I don't wanna be famous for like making a douchey TikTok. It's like so interesting. Next live show, Giggler's, we're all doing trumps. Well, people are using psychedelics to like break addictions. Yeah. I'm like

so here for that science. And then people are just very into microdosing in general. I don't know if I could do that. I mean, I, I have been, because you guys know I'm a pure angel, and if a drug even touches my skin. I literally spontaneously come up. Hannah is the funniest person to literally offer to smoke weed wet. She's like immediately ninth grade and like I'm a senior in high school and I'm like just do it. And she can't she does like she physically actually can't she doesn't know how. So many comics all they do is smoke weed in the green room. And she can't she does like she physically actually can't she doesn't know how. So many comics all they do smoke weed in the green room and I could be totally chill like they

offer it to me and I'd be like no thanks but instead like I think everyone's looking at me saying no to the weed so I have to be like sorry I like this isn't a dare program no one actually it's like if you say no to drugs no one's like loser loser. I'm like, sorry if I smoke it. I'm like, I wanna start crying and like I'll ruin the vibe of the green room and I sometimes like disconnect for myself. And I like, yeah. I disassociate and that would be super awkward

because I don't really know you guys that well. I could never smoke weed and then like, do something though. Like I could never smoke weed and get on, and get on a stage and tell jokes Joe I would immediately have a panic attack. I had a guy friend who would smoke weed to play tennis and he was like really good. That's crazy. Crazy. But who knows maybe if I smoked weed I'd be able to do certain thing. But you know what? I'm trying to handle my sober brain first. That's my thing. Yeah. I was just gonna say I feel like I've been sober for a while,

but I'm not the surface. Have you ever, what's the weirdest mental health thing you've done? Like, have you ever done hypnosis or like tapping? Oh, wait, that's so weird that you just brought that up because I was Googling being hypnotized the other day. And I really wanted to be hypnotized to get off of my nicotine.

Oh yeah, people, a message maybe like house pages, dueling, and I just pretend I don't see it. Do you want to give anyone an update? It's like very hitter-masks. No pun intended. Yeah, no pun intended. Were you off for a bit? I was off for a bit and then there's this show, it's called Summer House, and I die every time. So I needed something to call me down, so then I would start smoking it again, but I did

just reorder my nicotine patch. Does it calm you down? Yeah, like if you're in like a high stress Environment and then you like hit it. It does like even you out a little but The scary part for me is like I Try to go cold turkey so many times and I'm so addicted to it that I was getting physically ill. Yeah. Like when I would do it. Yeah. Like go cold turkey. Like I'd be dizzy. I'd like it would feel like I was like extremely hungover.

And I can't take like a week to do that because I've shit to do. So like you have to get on the nick so I like I have to do the nicotine patches. But with the nicotine patches, you still want it. Yeah. So it's a whole mind over matter thing, and it's also like, okay, you have to know that you're gonna be fucked up for two weeks. Like your levels are changing.

I couldn't do it in summer house because I was like, I will snap immediately. And I'm already on edge. And then I got out of summer house, and that's when I was like, I will snap immediately. And I'm already on edge. And then I got out of summer house and that's when I was like, I got to do it. But then like, we had live shows this weekend. I was like, I can't be like up doing a live show like, feigning for a fucking nicotine hit. Like, it's awful. It's like, it's the worst thing ever.

I would love to see you hypnotized. We should videotape it. I want to do it. I want to get hypnotized to like should videotape it. I wanna do it. I wanna get hypnotized to like not smoke anymore. If anyone has any advice, but I also think the gigglers were on this journey together. If you failed also, nicotine is bad for you. Dude, it's so hard.

It's so hard. They actually say that getting off nicotine is just as bad as getting off heroin. Yeah. So my mom is so insanely proud of me every moment of every day. I thought you're not on heroin. Literally whenever she gets upset, be like, at least not heroin. That's like, I'm heroin.

No, it's really hard. And I feel like there also is so much shame around it. Like my mom's like, I don't want anyone to know that you've ever smoked and I'm like yeah, but like Everyone has done it even less like your Hannah and even you've hit my stick before never Never once you used to hit my jewel never now no once I tried to hit your weed And I didn't do it right. And then you literally started crying. Oh, speaking of Ivan, I need to apologize. I, right before the live show,

I was panicking to get Burning and Hell up and we're on a network. We're Burning and Hell and Giggly Squad is both on, so you click the podcast and you upload it. And I must have accidentally clicked Giggly Squad, upload Burning and Hell was like yay, going about my day, getting my hair makeup done. My phone starts blowing up with gigglers and they're all like Hannah, we're not mad at you. We're not mad. We know you're bad at

admin, you did just put burning hell on the Giggly Squad podcast and I was like fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and I fixed it, but the gigglers are so funny, they're like we're not gonna give you a slap on the wrist for this. We know that we're not roasting you. Are challenged in this department. So I apologize for that, guys. That's all me.

And I'm gonna do better next time. I feel like there was one other from Page New Story that I was like, I got. Brad and Angelina. Oh, yes. Okay. What's happening? I feel like we were too young really to like

if you think about it anyone can get over anybody because Jennifer Aniston had to watch her husband leave her and then marry Angelina Jolie and people were like the best couple ever Angelina Jolie is like the hottest woman in the world and were like the best couple ever, Angelina Jolie is like the hottest woman in the world. And so like when I'm having a mental breakdown I often think of John Ferriant Nostan. Also I kind of feel like I'm not saying anything against your best friend, but also I kind of think the same thing about Selena Gomez. Selena's been through it. Like Selena dated Justin for so many years and then

they broke up and then he got with Haley and like two months after and then he married her and now he's like obsessed with her. So if you think that you can't get over some like dusty, 26 year old. Cross-D, skateboarder. Who like has roommates and like doesn't even have a job.

Air mattress. Think of Selena and Jen. Yeah, the only hard thing about the public eye dating is you're constantly reminded of the person because you'll see them everywhere. And you see how the public views them, which is normally not how the guy actually was behind closed doors. So people are like, oh, I love Brad Pitt.

I like, I love this guy. He's amazing. Oh, he's so cute. And he's like, he was a monster to me But if it makes anyone feel better too like think about your past. Is there anyone you're not over besides your first college boyfriend? First of all, it wasn't my first college boyfriend. He was my high school boy Sorry high school and yes, I'm over him, but we will he I will say And yes, I'm over him, but we will, he, I will say, now that we're getting into it, my high school boyfriend is the only boyfriend I've ever had that I still love him as a human.

All the other ones, I genuinely don't give a fuck what happens to them. I wish them well, but my high school boyfriend, I like always genuinely hope that he's doing so well. Oh, I actually have that one. The other ones can literally suck my fucking dick, but I mean, two are in degree. But anyway, back to Brad and Jen. So Brad and Jennifer Aniston get a divorce, They break up, they get a divorce. It has not been publicly announced yet by Angelina Orbrad that they are together. The way that the public gets an official sighting of them is they're on a beach

with Angelina had just adopted her first child. So it's the three of them on a beach, a very candid, very paparazzi photo. So recently, it's come out that Angelina Jolie owns the rights to that photo. So every time that photo is used, does she make money? I actually think she might make money.

But- Or does that mean that she submitted it? Well, she told the paparazzi, this is where we're going to be. Like, take this picture, you guys put it out. I was always team Angelina over team Jen because I just... Well, I went based off looks, honestly, And I just was always very drawn to Angelina. But also after hearing you. But after hearing you.

Oh, these two were more meant to be together, maybe. Yes, but after hearing that, Ew. No. How icky. Like, you just ruined a marriage. This is a thing. And now you wanna throw it in her face

with a paparazzi picture of your new boyfriend with your son, like that someone's husband. Whenever someone puts their relationship online in a public way and I'm not talking about it, if you're like a public figure, you're doing it for attention. Like, because people want to see relationships. It's feeding the beast.

It's like the fact that you don't post, you could post a photo with Craig every single day and get like millions of likes, millions and have people talking about it. You could be doing so many, but you care about de-centering men from your life because you're a giggler. Absolutely.

And like what you're growing that isn't dependent on him, and also you just don't want people up in your snatch about your boyfriend all the time. No, I literally, I have one picture of me and Craig on my Instagram because I don't, that's like me welcoming comments. And it has nothing to do with how much I love him. It's, I just don't want to even open the door for.

Well, that's a thing like whenever you post it, it exposes people to talk about it. And some people want people to talk about their relationship because it's what keeps them relevant. That's people say, why don't you post more about your person? It's like, because my stuff is I want to make people laugh online. I'm not you won't even say his name on the pod. I literally did you see that? No, because I'm protecting him. I picked laugh online. I'm not, you won't even say his name on the pod. Literally, did you see that? No, I have.

Because I'm protecting him. I picked it that up. I'm protecting him. Him and his family. You're protecting him and his family. Him, our family and his other family. Yes. And that's a queen.

But speaking of quality content, we took some pretty good TikToks this weekend. It's just like, I feel awkward that no one has emailed us about a sitcom. Solely based from the acting in which our TikToks proved this weekend. So you've, I mean, this TikTok makes me laugh so hard with your acting skills. Mine, honestly, average, we knew what was going to happen. Yours, I was not expecting to be so iconic. Do you guys remember in Jersey Shore when she's like,

yo, this some gorillas outside and she wakes Shore, when she's like, yo, there's some gorillas outside, and she wakes Snookkey up, and she's like, the boardwalk, it's full of meat heads. And Snookkey goes, you're lying! You're lying. She's like, I literally feel like I am fucking Snookkey. You fucking Snookkey. I became.

Then she was a method actor and was like, walking around with furry slippers all day. I just, Snookkey and J.W.O are just... Nobody will ever come above them in my eyes in like reality TV. Do you remember them like hiding at the t-shirt shop that they worked because they didn't want to work? And how like the boss of the t-shirt shop was my favorite.

J.W.O. Yeah, like what was his job? Jay Wow and Snooki created Page and Hannah in the bed. Like Jay Wow and Snooki would have loved to chill with us in the bed on a different reality TV show. I mean they slept so we could nap. Literally. They worked on a t-shirt shop so that we could summer in the ham.

People have to understand, if your show is about partying and you're working, what else do you do? You sleep. No. We're not choosing the content that gets shown. No. Were we jogging outside? No. but were we standing up at certain points? Yes, no listen no during quarantine season. I worked out a lot. You did you depolates I Like that's how you knew I was depressed. I had diarrhea

Maybe I'll work out do you remember once I was like just puking air and I was like am I okay? And you're like oh that happens and you puking air and I was like, am I okay? And you're like, oh, that happens when you get really bad anxiety. And I was like, cool. Yes, I do remember that. And you're not a puker. No, I go through the other, the other. I actually came home from our live show

on Saturday and threw up. And my brother was like, what's your problem? Why are you doing that in a month? Yeah, my mom's like, she gets herself so worked up and so anxious and so nervous But I was like, but it was a great show. No, you were amazing. Um, so anyway, we're learning We're growing we're evolving we survived the weekend more of this little bit tired We're going right back to sleep, but um right back in the van

We love you guys so much and thank you for giggling with us. Bye so much and thank you for giggling with us! Bye!