Giggly Squad - Giggling about holiday gifts, skiing, and toxic tips

Episode Date: December 24, 2021

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I'm in the day just got away from me. I really said giggle giggle bells. Giggle giggle bells. That's a good one. This is the holiday episode. I do have to say Christmas is like low-key Very cocky. They're like yeah, we're the happiest time of the year All other holidays can soak my dick no holiday gets a season

Christmas is like the Christmas season Christmas is the Leo of all the holidays. Oh my god But it's also like instead just enjoying Christmas, Christmas spends a whole time just like talking about how great Christmas is and it's like, honestly, it's kind of cold. What holiday would the Scorpio Halloween? Well, I guess Halloween, yeah. Because it's just dark. And like sometimes it's fun. It's sinful.

But other times it's dangerous. And other times you get diarrhea from too many sneicker bars. Oh my god, it's our holiday episode. It's the middle of the week. We got kind of crazy. Yeah, we did. We've been traveling. I'm jet lags, which is another word for better than all of you. People in the jet lag do like we get it. Yeah, you travel. I heard someone say like, oh, you know what it was. Remember that show Rich Cazza Beverly Hills and my girl Dorothy heard someone say like, Oh, you know what it was, remember that show Rich Cudds of Beverly Hills and the girl Dorothy?

She was like, I think if you get jet lagged, you're just not well-traveled. And I never forgot it. Like I never forgot that line. People don't talk about how good that show was. I mean, Morgan Stewart came out of it. People don't talk about it. It was so funny.

Magic Johnson's son was on it. EJ? I might go back and binge that. It was so funny. Magic Johnson's son was on it. EJ? I might go back and binge that. It was high quality television. Like old school reality show. Not that that was like old school, but it was like the first of its kind kind of. It was incredible casting.

You know Dorothy's still like around. Dorothy I think is about to be on a Netflix reality show. Good for Dorothy. Yeah. We love her for it and reality show. Good for Dorothy. Yeah. We love her friend. I love her name's Dorothy. I feel like Dorothy sounds like a small town girl and she's like one of the richest girls in life.

She could literally buy and sell our entire family. Anyway, the holidays are a mix of emotions. I'm sick of people being like, Jolly Jolly. We talked about a holiday's concoz depression. What's your worst holiday memory? Oh my god Hannah. I can go first. Yeah, go first Okay, so my first will I just dyed my hair blonde at Wisconsin? I was going through it, you know? Yep, she's confused. She's figuring herself out. She's finding herself

You know the first time you decide you're gonna be an adult and buy gifts for people? Yeah. It's like a weird transition in your life where you're like, I expect it to bring something to the table fuck. Yeah. But I went into one of this Wisconsin gift stores and your girl went off. Like I was pretty woman, I was grabbing like... Big mistake. Huge. I'm getting sweatshirts for everyone. That's every Chachki, like mugs, keychain.

I literally got always counting gear for every single motherfucker in my family. I get all these bags, I get on the plane. I forgot all the bags on the plane. Oh my God, Hannah. Which now I realized was just ADHD, but like I literally showed up to Christmas in a cry-voys, told everyone what I got them.

I was like, I got you a really cute sweatshirt with a W in the front. And I got you, Vicki. Honestly, that's a great hack for if you genuinely didn't buy anyone something. You were just like, I forgot it on the train and I'm heartbroken and like this is what it was and you're just like, you never actually even got that. Like one of those TikToks, like, didn't know your aunt was coming to Christmas, try this hack. Oh my god, I left it in the taxi cab!

Wait, that's good, that's really good. I don't think I have a bad, like, Christmas memory, except for... I was in third grade. I had just gotten my appendix out the month before, so it was rough. We were frail. Couldn't eat a cookie. We were so tiny. And that year Santa brought me a gift after all of the gifts had been open. Santa rang the doorbell. There was a big box there. I brought the box in. I opened the top of the box to my surprise, a black fur coat. And I screamed with excitement, oh my god, mom, this young, innocent eight-year-old, oh my god, mom, I can't believe you got me a fur coat. I absolutely love it.

My mom looked at me in pure and utter disgust because that said coat started moving and it was in fact a dog. And then you went, ew. I was like, oh, does the hair come off and get on your couch? I was like, are we keeping that? And so like my parents were like, okay, she's obviously like excited for the dog, but the fact she was more excited for a fur coat. My mom was like, if there was any guesses, this is in fact my daughter.

And you go, but can we make it a fur coat? Straight up crew-elage of ill as a child. You know how they say serial killers when they were younger, like tortured animals. There's something about when you were younger that you had no reaction to a literal puppy that explains where you are today It's also says something that 101 Dalmatians was my favorite movie and I loved Cruella de Ville Like it did not phase me that she was taking the puppies and making them into coats Like I didn't really even realize that part of the story. I was just like, she's amazing.

Also, someone messaged me about asking about what to get gifts for your significant other for different times in your relationship. So I wanted to know, you and Craig are fairly newbies. Your first Christmas together. What's the play for getting a gift? Because I feel like you start too hot, then you have high expectations, but you start too low, and you might lose your chance.

I don't know, what are you thinking? I mean, I already told him that I adopted him a penguin. Which she didn't do apparently. I got, we figured out that she did. She did do it. But she did. Walked so all of us could run. Let's be honest.

So literally. She didn't walk so I could run with the penguin idea. And then I also just got him closed because I don't think I need to explain. I think that's pretty self-explanatory. But I, yeah, I was thinking about that. Like I think it depends on how new you are, but I don't think you should be spending over, I don't think you should honestly be spending over like $300

if it's like a fairly new relationship, right? Yeah, I agree. Like on me a waffle maker. I think it's more about finding something that has really gotten you guys close to show that you are really attentive to him and that you listen to him. Maybe they know sometimes we don't, but that you care and that you understand him. Throughout the year, I've never done this for someone but Craig said that like throughout the year He has been he has a list in his phone of things. I say that I like oh my god

So that when the time comes so like perfect example of Christmas morning I will be waking up to a freshly wrapped waffle maker Which I asked for I wanted I am jazzed up about do you make waffles? Never made a Waffle in my damn life You see the info commercials and I'm just like I could be the type of girlfriend that makes waffles looks like it brings happiness It will never get touched in the morning. We're making waffles Shrek yeah, I don't really even like Waffles that much, but like I wanted it.

No one's ever ate Waffles and not had fun eating Waffles. You can be sad. You can be sad eating Waffles. So I feel like if it's even just like a small gift, but it's super fucking thoughtful. Yes. I feel like that's way more than like, oh my god, I got you this like watch.

Yeah, like anyone could get someone to watch. Anyone with money could get someone something. But does anyone know his inner wants and desires? Yeah. I was stuck with Dez our first Christmas. I was buying stuff on Amazon that whole month, like cheap shit. And then I just started to do like a scavenger hunt in our apartment.

Oh, that's so cute. So like literally little post-its making jokes, like, go to the room I never go to, and it's like the laundry room. And wait, Hannah, that's so cute. Or I'd be like, go to where I cried this time. You're going to cry. So, you want memories, you know?

Yeah, that's cute. And that is so adorable. Guys are so hard. Like I've never, I feel like got in a really good gift for a boyfriend before Craig because it's like I've only ever just gotten close. Definitely get him close. This kind of reminded me of Left Eye

who like burned down the guy's house. Left Eye Lopez. Yeah. of left eye who burned down the guy's house. Left eye low pass. Yeah. And she took a sharpie on all his sneakers, like his yoga and since then. I kind of envisioned you doing that, but like because of someone's wardrobe. Absolutely.

And then me like, oh my Christy, I have to replace it. I've thrown things out in Craig's closet. He has no idea. I'm like, you don't need this knee on T-shirt. He's like, I do. What if has no idea. I'm like, you don't need this neon t-shirt. He's like, I do. What if, what if I need a, I'm like, you don't? I feel like you've tried to do that to me before. There's one particular t-shirt that you do wear that I do not love. Oh, tell me. It's the blue and white striped one. You love it. You always wear it.

The blue and white? Oh, yeah. Where I legit look like a teenage boy who's about to get bullied. My favorite outfit that you've ever worn is the red you wore it to your live show. Most recently is the red set. I love that outfit. Yeah, you love that outfit, even though I've worn it multiple times, but like thousand times if it works, it works. I can't, you can't come up with magic every day.

Yeah. It's hard. That's hard. Um, but things want to do like sports. If you like the Ravens, get him fucking Ravens socks. Get him Ravens calendar. Get him a fucking Ravens everything. Get him a Ravens cameo, a guy on cameo who plays for Ravens.

Yeah, I think cameo is a great gift. Also, I think like an experience, like get tickets to a game or I also think sneakers are a great gift. I love a couple's massage because you get it. We love a couple's massage. We love a gift that you're giving yourself to. I agree. It's cool. If you don't really like him, make sure you're benefiting from the gift as well. Have you ever gotten a gift from a guy and realized you hate him? Yeah. That's why I think Christmas is also hard because you'll get gift from a guy and realized you hate him. Yeah. That's why I think Christmas is also hard

because you'll get gifts from a dude and be like, you don't understand me? Slash, I don't want your attention. I had a boyfriend one year get me all workout clothes. And I was like, have we not spent the last nine months together? I mean, do you know me at all? Wait, that's the most fucked up thing

I've ever heard of my life. And running sneakers. I was like whoa whoa, buddy You got to get the fuck out of my house. I'm gonna do workouts. It's gonna be a hot girl workout Where I just move one limb. I was like this is abusive. This is like non-verbaly abusive Oh my god So yeah, I have to actually kind of have to figure out what I'm going to get does. We're now at the point where we've proven ourselves so you could get kind of lazy.

He decided because we went skiing and I liked skiing but he's going to get me like my own skiing boots because your girls boots hurt so bad during the trip. Why does no one talk about it? Wait, can we talk about, was this your very first time even putting skis on? Yes. Okay, walk me through it. Okay, so skiing has so many fucking accessories.

It's like how do people, how do people move and down the mountain, I can't even walk. Also, like you guys know how I'm with admin. To even get on the mountain, we had to like, go to a ski rental place. We had to get the skis. We had to get fitted for mountain. We had to like go to a ski rental place. We had to get the skis We had to get fitted for boots. I had to get gloves. I had to get Had to get goggles and you have to pay to even be on the mountain

Then you have a little ski card and then the ski card. Don't lose ski card ever Oh, yeah, I'm like the Laminate it because you lose the ski card. You lose everything. You lose your whole life. And then there's people that have like the pocket in the jacket that do like, well, I put my ski card in here because then it just scams. And I'm like, how would I know that? It's a whole thing, yeah.

But then you can't just put the boots on, okay? The boots have to feel like they're suffocating every single bone in your foot. And then they make it tighter, yeah. So that was disturbing. And then you make it tighter. So that was disturbing. And then you don't just hold your skis. There's a whole technique to putting your skis over. You guys, this was so overwhelming for me.

And then Dez also was so naturally good at skiing for so many years that he doesn't even think of these little details that I'm tripped over everything. And the ski was across the street. And he's like, how that happened? I'm like, because I have too many moving pieces going on okay and we're also walking on ice and then you're sweating you're profusely sweating it's it what is one degree outside and you're like how am I

shfitting everywhere inside of this I have to also have like the pajamas underneath the outfit and then also be tucked in God forbid you have to pee there's so many layers no there's no peeing the outfit and then it also be tucked in. God forbid you have to pee. There's so many layers. No, there's no peeing and skiing. And then you want to go outside, but God forbid you still have to get your boots on that takes like 40 minutes. Okay. The number one rule of skiing is there's no urination.

There's no peeing. They've just, you don't drink all day because where are you peeing? You can't. So we get there and I've never skied before. I get really excited FaceTime my mom. She answers. She goes, it's 3 a.m. What are you peeing? You can't. So we get there and I've never skied before. I get really excited FaceTime my mom. She answers, she goes, it's 3 a.m. What are you doing? And I go, oh my god, I'm sorry mom.

But that's a true mom moment to be like, this bitch is being stupid, but I'm gonna pick up. You're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I forgot I was in Europe. Oh my god, sorry you're back in America with the basic people. I'm just out of your peeing. You're like, I'm sorry, are you not skiing?

So weird. Like we first start and he'll be like, OK, come on. And you can't even walk on the ski if there's not a hill. It's like you can't even move. Yeah. Because I'm also like kind of aggressive in my movements. Like I'm basically said, I had no fear, but also no technique, which apparently

is a bad combination. I would love to see you on a chairlift. I'd love to see it. I'd pay you to see it. If you are afraid of heights, do not go skiing. If you're afraid of falling, do not go skiing. If you're afraid of being cold. And it's also like the people that work there don't give a sh**. I'll trim them myself and they're like this fucking idiot. Yeah. And I'm like, hello, worth thousand feet in the air. Does this bar come down?

Because one switch movement, and I'm falling off this lift. Look what's going on. Look at you guys, these lips, once the bar comes down to, you have to get your feet, your sticks, taking a selfie, obviously. You're obviously. Every time I was like, this is the most dangerous thing I've ever done. Yeah. Anyway, long so short, it is the most dangerous thing I've ever done. Yeah.

Anyway, lungs are short. It's very unsafe, but everyone acts very casual. I don't know if they're drunk or just too cold to care. But this is the hardest part about skiing. If you're about to fall, you want to lean back, right? But to not fall, you have to lean forward. To not fall, you have to lean forward. And it's like, if you want to go right, you have to lean forward and it's like if you want to turn, if you want to go right,

you have to pick up like the left ski. It was something that wasn't computing in my brain the one time I got in and instructors. It doesn't make sense. We actually got on a trail that was too difficult. So I busted my ass and then he's like just go down on your butt, just go down on your butt. So I'm just going down on my butt on like a blue. And then he starts yelling stop, stop. I can't fucking stop. Yeah, there's no stopping, sir. There's no stopping.

Here we are. So then I start doing like spirals and he's still yelling stop and I'm like this is not fucking car. I can't just put on the brakes. I'm going down the whole fucking hell. You went down on a blue. So I'm just like, you're very first time skiing. By the end of the week.

So also what I wanted to tell you is this wasn't a casual ski trip when you go skiing with does. It was a full military operation. We were up at 7.30 a.m. every single day. So you filed divorce papers. No, but think of like my daddy issues like all I want to do is show him that I could be good at skiing because then I'm I'm valuable of being loved, you know, right so So we did therapy on the top of that damn mountain. It was a journey. Oh, yeah

My best is when does will yell and go don't fall don't fall. I'm like you think I'm trying to So would you go skiing again? Would you go back a billion percent? Yeah Because it is a vibe. It would be fun to go with a couple like yeah, so like some days when I'm not in the mood I could like give does someone to have fun with because I can't always be I'm gonna say that I think Craig and I are probably the Perfect people for that said vacation. Does Craig love skiing? He's snowboards, loves it. He whips down that mountain, he whips down it.

It's probably one of the only times where Craig will be like, look at my outfit. But did you see my outfit? And I'm like, yeah, it's like a ski outfit. Why did guys look so fucking rugged and hot in their ski outfits? Then I literally look like a ski outfit. Why the guys look so fucking rugged and hot in their ski outfits, then I literally look like a decrepit marshmallow. No, it looks like it literally looks like I just gave birth in my Skiavitt. I'm like sweating my makeup smelting. I'm like I'm panting. I'm like, are we gonna eat like I it's too much.

You ever look at your man and the lights like hitting him right and you're just like I want to take a photo like you look so hot right now. Yeah, he never does that for me never my phone is full of Effortlessly hot photos of does happy sad complex and he every mood pondering and me It's just hungover. Okay, what about when guys I watched Craig all winter, like stop on his snowboard? Like that sound. And I was like, I just got pregnant, I think. I'm, no, I'm having probably, having a baby in nine months.

Like what is happening? Guys skiing and then stopping. It sounds weird, but when the ego shucks, it makes it shh. I like my pussy juices. Yeah, literally I'm like, did you just tell me to shh? Because I will. Also, I do have to say butter is really enjoying this pod. She's come and said down next to us.

She wants to hear what she missed. Well, it's now that you're cultured, she's like finally I can hang out with you. But so the snowboarders and the skiers are two different people. The snowboarders always have way more swag than everyone Yeah, but they're also like the crazy ones on the mountain like watch out for the snowboarders Yeah, I feel like the skiers are like

Ralf Lauren ad. Yes, and I feel like the snowboarders are like Vance yeah, like the snowboarders like don't give a shit. And like they'll be like, we're not doing helmets. Like we're just going and like- Like the stress them not, bro. Yeah, and the skiers are like, how dare you not like abide by the rules. I know you guys might go to Aspen later.

Yeah, I do have to tell you like, does is that crazy that he'll be like, yeah, we're going to meet up with them in a week and a half cancel your plan. The other day I was telling my dad that I was going to Aspen and he was like, oh, well, that he'll be like, yeah, we're going to meet up with them in a week and a half cancel your plan. The other day, I was telling my dad that I was going to ask Ben and he was like, oh, well, they're having like a crisis there. There's no snow.

And I was like, perfect. Yeah. Amazing. Maybe the mountain will be close. We just Craig have those apps where he can see what the mountain looks like live. Probably. Because does will be checking what the mountains look like

on his phone. And like, what are you doing? I really watch that stuff. And this is a cute animal about to pop out that mountain. That's the equivalent to me when I, like something sold out online and you can type in your email address and it alerts you when it's back in stock.

Like when I get one of those alerts, I'm like, who, the president could be speaking to me. And I'm like, Zara just got this back in stock. Do you know how hard it is to get this size in this style right now? Like, please hold. And like the jargon that like, skier and snowboarders use,

I'm like, I don't know what you're just said to me. Like, no, yeah, he'll go on these rants and I'll be like, there were seven words there that I, if you paid me, I couldn't put it in a sentence. It's such a culture that I've not put anyway. Now I'm a skier, in the Jutsider, I'm a European. What about the people that like, hella ski?

Not like, hella ski, man, like, hella ski. Like, does hella skis? No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. He goes, you he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he to ski on the basic ones, like the greens, I'm like, why do we have to challenge ourselves more? Like why do we have to be like, this is fun, let's make it torturous. Like, skiers who are really good are like, oh, I love that there's a place to ski.

Let's ski in the fucking forest. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's maybe get eaten by a bear and run into a tree at the same time. That will be like a adrenaline rush. And people get injured a lot while skiing because they're like doing crazy shit like that. They're like, let's go through an avalanche.

Yeah, it's just, it's wild. Fight a wolf, join a wolf pack. The only reason I am down to continue to ski and my children will probably ski is because the opera ski vibe, I was born for it, born for it, but also page have you seen little kids ski because it is the single most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life. Kids in layers, kids in winter outfits, kids that can't move,

get me going. You could just tip them over and I was just going to say that. I literally want to walk up to a group of kids getting a ski lesson and just push them all over. Yeah, because it's just one of the cutest and they're good. Some of them are good. I actually told does. I was like, I want a kid with you just to put them in a ski lesson. The kids were repeating songs that the instructor was singing. It was really cute. It got us, that's what got us excited nowadays. When I did my ski lesson, I did like,

it was just me and the instructor and then like a group of kids next to me doing a lesson. And I looked at them and I was like, this is embarrassing. He was like, it's okay. They're starting from a young age. You're at a different point. I'm like, did you just talk me off a ledge with four-year-olds?

Like, that they were better than me? No, the four-year-old doesn't have any respect for you. The four-year-olds, like yelling out tips. They're like, who have your hips? I'm like, shut the fuck up. That four-year-old just skidded in front of you and gave you the middle finger. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

So I would do these lessons without des. And there's always like French hot ski man everywhere and I'm like it's crazy he's leaving me alone even though I looked decrepit. I'm terrible so he definitely was like she's fine. But at one point I like loved going fast which is why everyone kept being like you have a no fear but you have no technique.

And I busted my ass once so bad that like, both my skis were gone. Lost my helmet, everything's gone. And this hot French guy stopped spying. He's like, do you need my help? And I was like, no, I'm fine. And literally my leg was around my neck, and my arm was in the tree.

And he's like, you're like, I'm just so flexible. I'm literally amazing. I did that on purpose. You're like, I'm stretching. No, you need help. You need help. So he starts getting on my stuff. And I'm like, no, I'm literally fine.

And then what people don't talk about is putting your skis back on after you fall in. It took me 20 minutes to put it. Single-handedly, one of the most embarrassing things ever. That, or you guys, to put it back on, there's rules. You have to put the ski lower down the mountain on first, and I didn't, and he was like, oh, you put the wrong ski on first. This is going to take forever.

Because you have to clip the front of it and then push down really hard. You guys, once in my lesson, I got there. It took me 30 minutes after I fell to get my skis back together. The skiing is the easiest part. It's all the other shit in between when you fuck up. So anyway, we survived, but the best part was the food.

Paid you right, the French food. They just got a... They just got a reclet is... I don't think so. It's a real of the best cheese you've ever had. They cut it in half. What did they do with that? Okay, you're gonna orgasm.

Yeah. They put a heater over it and let the top of it melt. And then they scrape the top of it and just put it on a plate. And as you're eating it and dipping whatever, like literally you dip a foot in it, it was really good. They keep bringing more cheese, like we were like, oh we didn't order more. And they're like, no, we're bringing more literally could dip a foot in it. It was really good. They keep bringing more cheese. Like we were like, oh, we didn't order more. And they're like, no, we're bringing more.

So they just keep bringing cheese porn over there. I do have to say we ate so much that one night, does puked. Stop. And, like, you know how like you guys drink too hard and someone pukes? We ate too hard and it was one of those. You know when you wake up

You think you're fine the middle of the night your body's like yes, I fuck up. We're not we're done They're like eight pounds of dairy Hannah. We're not built for this But I have to say this is the first time I heard does pukes and the sickness sounds so weird, but like I was turned on wait And the sickness sounds so weird, but like, I was turned on. Wait. Bleh. Okay, this must be a thing. Because the first time Craig ever heard me puke, I walked out of the bathroom and he goes,

you wanna know something? I wasn't grossed out one bit. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? I think it is like a thing. Maybe like, because you really like someone. Yeah, you're like, you're like, that's like uninhibited about it. And you're seeing them in a very like natural,

vulnerable spot. But the thing with does is like his pukes were so, and I hate puking. It's like the, I can't. You hate puking to me. I like, I can't. Like you like it, I can't. Yeah.

Like if something's going on, I'm like, I'll just pke off. They'll better. Yeah Does that people's manly Facts he could really be like Okay He was like Like he was getting demons out of them oh Something so like assertive.

There are so many like subtle things that guys do that are gross, that you're like, that's so hot. And I could see that totally being one of them. Three men are so disgusting, but for some reason we find it hot. It's like imagine if your dude went to sneeze and he was like, a do! You'd be like, no, no. But you wanted to sneeze and be like,

whoo! Yeah. Like if does was puking and he was like, uh, uh, uh, I'd be like, you grow up. I know exactly what the fuck you're talking about. Because I have had boyfriends before that have done things like that like a very vulnerable like bodily function or like something they really can't control and I've been like I will never sleep with you again like I

Can distinctly remember time like he got stabbed and he write about it and I was like grow up Craig like spits a lot Not like hawks O'Lugi, but like hold do these like weird throat noises like in the morning I fucking love them. I'm like, yeah, baby do it like get it all out of you These are things that people don't talk about enough when I'm talking about it But I do have to talk about sneezing for a second. You know that? Those people who yell, who yell, sneezes. Yeah, my mom does that, I think. Is it necessary? Or they just stinkin' enough attention as a child? She definitely isn't an attention seeker. But she has one of the loudest sneezes I've ever. To the point where my dad will look at her and be like, stop! She's like, I can help it. And he's like, I feel like you can.

No, I got that. I feel like I'm a very average sneezer. You actually have a pretty dainty sneeze. You're like considering? What? Considering everything about your whole life and who you are as a human, your sneeze took ballet. It's very, very, very, very, oh human your sneeze took ballet. It's very air.

Oh my god, thank you. It's very airy. Yeah. There's no voice behind it. I feel like you have a very cute, you sneeze how people, you're like, at two. Yeah, I sneeze how you would think I'd sneeze. Also, I hate people that have a bigger reaction like before the sneeze, like they take a whole breath in like, and then they say, I'm like, wasn't necessary,

were you gonna suffocate in that two seconds? But I also don't like when people's pre-sneez is like non-existent, and they just go, it's like, okay, you need a warm meal. You know how cats sneeze, they're just like, and you're like, okay. What if I was doing something that needed precise precision and you just sneeze like that?

Do you know you can't sneeze and keep your eyes open at the same time? Oh God No, you literally can't like your eyes would pop out of your head. I heard I've never tried it because I'm too scared But the next time you sneeze think about it. So anyway, that was my ski trip Yeah What is on front page news Next time you sneeze, think about it. So anyway, that was my ski trip. Yeah. What is on front page news? Come on, let me see. Let me look.

Wait, the number one thing is, I mean, all the reports are saying it, and I can't fucking wait to see it, is that Pete Davidson is going to be at the infamous Kardashian Christmas. OK, so they were seen in Staten Island together. They went to the movies. Like, there was were seen in Staten Island together, they went to the movies. Like, there was a paparazzi picture of him, like, her showing him something on her phone

and like, they're both laughing. Here's how I feel about their relationship. I'm gonna compare it to like Ben and Jen. Oh, I'm like so out on Ben and Jen now. Spill all the tea right now. Okay, so he did a Howard Stern interview. And have you listened to Howard Stern interviews before? Yeah.

If you've never listened to one, they're long. Like people are in there for hours. Like he is an incredible interviewer because he really will get people to divulge so much information. And of course, like he was there for maybe three hours and there are certain lines that were taken out of the interview and put together.

But he talked so much shit about Jennifer Garner that I was just like, Jesus. Like you didn't listen to it? I didn't listen to the whole thing, but he was basically like, if I was still married to her, I would still be drinking. Like I felt very trapped. Like he kind of just ragged on her and like, I didn't appreciate it because it's not like it's just an ex-wife.

Like that is the mother of your children, like have a little bit of respect. Like I just didn't like it at all, so that made me like out on him kind of. And like the way I feel about Pete and Kim, I think there is an element of like publicity stunt happening there, because we like, you know how like you said that she was gonna date someone like more explosive than Travis

Do they need to go to the movies? Right, we need to go the movies in San Island. Let's just classic but like I The reason I didn't care about Ben and Jen like that being a PR stunt is because I love Jennifer Lopez so much and like People can say whatever they want. I fucking I love Kim Kardashian Like I love watching her. I like seeing what she does next. I think she has gone above and beyond

breaking any like glass ceiling in anything. And like, there was an, she did an interview, a couple, I don't know when she even did it, but I saw like an excerpt of it on like a TikTok. And people were asking her like, what she thought about getting so much hate from like working with the Donald Trump administration and she was basically like, I don't give a shit. She was like, I don't care who the president is at the time, not like my concern. I don't give a fuck about politics. She was like, I just cared

about helping people and he was the president at the time and he helped me help this person And I just thought it was like such a good way to answer that question Mm-hmm And so like I enjoy watching to see like who she's in a relationship with and We loved Pete Davidson before he was ever like linked to Kim Kardashian So which is why I'm interested in their relationship. But yes, I agree. They do a lot of public things that I feel like

if you are a real couple and you're trying to knock it found out, you could go about it better. Or an Ivan knock it found out, but your goals are not how do we get in the paper. If you want to be in the paper, you go to the movies during a pandemic. Right. Instead, and I want to.

No, I mean, it's kind of wild. Like, Staten Island is not the biggest place ever. Like, people are gonna know. Yeah, I do think what's fun though, with our observations on Giggly Squad is because we've not, we're observing kind of how the media is with celebrities. We've also been, we're both sides of it where we are the media sometimes and then we are talked about by the media. So we're kind of like learning how the system works.

But even with Ben Affleck, he then, did you see he didn't interview really pissed off with like some late night show? And he basically was like, they wanted a click-bady title and they said that she's the reason I drank. It was a two-hour interview and I really pulled that out of context. It was a much deeper thing. I know that most journalists just want to take things out of context to make things. You're so right.

It's like when you click on something that looks like, oh, what did this person do and they literally didn't do anything. So that was his perspective of it. So that's why we'd have to listen to the whole thing. Everyone has a motive and a reason they're doing everything. Yes, absolutely. And Howard Stern interviews are typically, I mean, it's not a dance or a interview. Like they're fun, they're usually pretty sexual, like they're drinking during it. Like I don't think he was trying to be super malicious, but I just felt like Ikey about it

when I was watching. It's not the vibe. It's not the vibe. It's not the vibe. I would've wanted more T on J-Lo. Well, yeah, then J-Lo apparently was like, not happy with this comments, but then part of me was like,

why is he even speaking? Why did you let him speak? Right, right. Like, what is he doing in interview for? My next thing is Cardi B got offset. We were just, because we were talking about Christmas gifts. He just turned third, eh? I like, still can't believe that like,

Cardi B is our age. It throws me for a loop every single time I see it. And I feel like she's lived so many lives. Yeah, I'm like, do I need to be doing more? She's like no age to me in my head. Oh, wait. You could tell me right now, Cardi B is any age and I'd be like, yeah, no, I know.

What? That's that. Also, when I first got into reality TV and people would talk shit to me, she was the person that would be like, what Cardi B did reality? Wait, I don't like it. She was a Grammy, so. Yeah, I'm like sorry, but I am the next Cardi B.

They're like, you don't rap. I'm like, does Cardi? Like, I don't know. Okay, so she got him $2 million. Wait, she gave him $2 million? Yeah, she just gave him a massive check for $2 million. For as a president? Yes, for his 30th birthday.

That's like when your kid starts to become like a teenager and like they're like too cool to pick a president, you're like, here's some money. Yeah, they also went to a strip club for his birthday in which she revealed she spent $100,000 that night. Do you want to guess her net worth right now? I'll guess it. OK. I like looking at celebrities net worth and heights.

She is 13 million. 13? Yeah. 40. Shut up! Yeah. Approximately 4-day. Oh my god. Go off. You know? Well I mean she got, she had so many consecutive hits, good for her. Good for her. I feel like when you're a really rich, it doesn't mean you're gonna spend like crazy. If you had that much money, would you be the person that like drops a hundred grand one night at the club? At least one night probably would.

Like isn't it hard to drop a hundred grand? I mean, I'm sure when you get into it, it's not. I think if I was worth $40 million, there would be one night at a club that I probably would be like, let's just fucking go off. I always think though, how many fucking drinks do you have to drink to even get to 100,000? I think it's more your paying for the ambiance. You're probably are paying for multiple tables for all of your friends, so no one's really around you.

And then bottle, bottle, bottle, I'm tipping. And you're tipping and you're getting the most expensive bottles. You're probably not drinking it all anyway. Wait, have you watched anything? No, well you were on vacation. Did not watch sex life for college girls. And then sex and citizenship was like getting weird. So I like had to pause.

Wait, no way. Like, what episode are you on?, so I like had to pause. We know way. Like, what episode are you on? No, I didn't even start. Oh. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, well, I just wanna say this, and Sierra can back me up on this because she's very impressed that I watch Sex in the City

and then I predicted like everything that was gonna happen in the next episode and it did, so. Is it good? Okay, personally, I think happen in the next episode and it did. So, is it good? Okay, personally, I think sex in the city, the like, what is it and so it is? Oh, and just like that. And so it is, is from that reality show. With Alexis Niers. I think the way and so it is. I think the way that they handled the Samantha thing, like I thought it was good.

People nitpicked and pulled it apart and were like, but the thing is, is it the same without Samantha? Like, can they, are the characters still good together without her? I think she would have added such an awesome dynamic to it because I would have loved to see an older woman like who was still single by choice and like if they were still like dating, I would have loved to like watch that. But so I think they are definitely missing out with not having her, but I don't think like the show is bad at all.

Like every time they drop a new episode, I watch it immediately because I'm so excited. Well, it's like the movie is bad at all. Every time they drop a new episode, I watch it immediately, because I'm so excited. Well, it's like the movies. They're not great, but you still love them. Yeah, I watch for a very different reason. I love seeing each character even Miranda. I love that was so mean. It didn't even mean it to me that mean.

Oh my God, that was so mean. That's because I'm in my high school bedroom right now and that was straight up all girls' high school. I was like, even you can come to the party beyond. No, that was the meanest thing I've ever said. Well, Miranda's like, girl boss. She's there. They, okay, here, the one thing I will say,

they've made Miranda and Steve act like they're 85 years old. Like, it's just like a very intense. But like, I love watching the clothes that they pick out. I love watching it for Carrie, but like, I love seeing Charlotte's because she has such a like, preppy style. And- Also, it's huge in Europe, when I was in Europe.

I've been talking about simplicity. There's just like a lot of billboards people talk about on the radio shows Like it's a very intern. It's interesting to see what's internationally like really important to people They love such a city really made up when you're internationally known Wait, what else do you have anything else? I Think that was well, let me check the note one last time because they feel like I did have one other thing Oh, I haven't here the time a guy cheated on me and told me that a girl was the guy the time a guy cheated on me and he told me the girl was homeless and he was giving

her place to stay. One, did someone message you this? Is this a story that happens to you? This is a real life story. This is a real life story. And I don't know what I was doing. I was doing something this week and it made me think of it like popped in my head. One time I had a boyfriend. This is a great story to close out on because if your day is going horribly, this will make you feel better.

Because no one could have been as dumb as I was in this particular moment. Was he tall? He was 65 Okay, well that explains everything continue. I had a boyfriend and I went to his apartment one day and on the nightstand was a girl's watch and I was just like yo, what the fuck is this and he was like oh one of my friends like came over the other day and I was like and she left her watch on the nightstand like what are you talking about and he was like no it was like a friend she like her she's in between apartments like she didn't have anywhere to stay she stayed on the couch when I I was just like, okay, like this is the craziest thing ever.

Anyway, he fell asleep later that night and I took his thumb, opened his phone, went through all of his text messages, and she in fact was not homeless because he did send her an Uber to her apartment to pick her up to bring her to said apartment that was his. Oh, I thought of it because I remember her name was Chelsea. Why did I think it was, why did that pop into my head though? Anyhow. So he had convinced me that she was homeless.

And she got lost. And she like just found my dick and was like, oh my God. And was like, I'm home. Yeah. And so that's the time I got cheated on and convinced that the girl was homeless. This is amazing because I also recently learned some very, very toxic advice that I was not, like with great power comes great responsibility and I wasn't going to bring it up. But because of the situation you're talking about, if you want to go through your dude's

phone, you probably are not in the right relationship. I'm going to propose it with that. That's true. I'm going to propose it with that. Are you interested sometimes? Yes, that's just being human. But if you feel like the fear that you have to, it's different. Such different feelings.

No one talks about that. Like okay, here's a perfect example. Any boyfriend I've had before the age of 25, I went through their phone. Like, I knew exactly how to get the fucking into it. Like, it was like clockwork, I knew how to do it. I knew how to screenshot, send it to myself. Screenshots, send it to myself.

With like any relationship after 25 really, but like specifically Craig, his phone will like light up and there's like an instinct in my head where I want to look over to like see who's texting but I don't want to like actively look in his phone. That honestly that like exhausts me. I'm like I don't even want to look at my own phone. Why would I want to look at yours? I don't know if it's because I'm lazy. Yeah it is. But I've never went through a guy's phone before. Ever. Hello!

I was a professional at going through guy's phones. I'll play crosswords on Dazzis' phone. I would get like a adrenaline rush. Yeah, but so this is my sick piece of advice that I think I saw on TikTok. You can use face recognition with a photo of the guy's face on your phone. Oh my god, if I knew this like five years ago. So I know this is crazy and I haven't tried it, but giga glareds let me know, but only do it if you want to end your relationship because you think you're cheating on you.

I'm literally going to go downstairs and try that on my mom's phone. Don't just look into something because you're bored. Don't just look before the holiday season. Get your gifts and then do it after and then get out. Get your gift and go through his phone. Keep the gift you got for him and then say Merry Christmas. Get out of there. Also just think it's more privacy than like,

would you want him looking at like you googling, why does my vagina smell like this? Like just, it's a privacy thing. I feel like that's what every girl's googling. Oh, that's okay. That's exactly what every girl's googling. Every girl's googling. Or in the amount of times I've been like,

is what is the normal? And then they try what is the normal? I'm like, what is the normal? I'm like, they try to explain the smells and it never makes sense. The amount of times I've seen like pennies and like powder and you're like, what is baking powder? I feel bad when I come across like, it could be green. I'm like, what could be green? Oh my god.

We could do a whole podcast just on that. Every time at the bottom, it's's like go see a doctor. I'm Why am I here? Anyway guys, I hope your vaginas are doing great this holiday season. We love you so much We hope you get lots of amazing gifts give amazing gifts Yes, thanks for giggling with us today. Oh, and don't forget to buy tickets for our show Oh, yeah, we have LA San Francisco and Seattle on sale. Go to our Instagram.

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