Giggly Squad - Giggling about hot brothers, white buffalos, and Britney, bitch

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Welcome back to Galee Squad. We're recording early because we were just so fucking excited to be back. This is the only thing that we act like we woke up at 7 a.m. It's a 10 a.m. on a Saturday. I woke up with a question for you that's pretty important. Wow. Hit me with that.

What the fuck is up with the Zara website? Why does no one talk about this? Dude, the Zara website is, I can't even, I get it. Like they want to be artsy, they want to be creative. I can only shop on the app. Oh Hannah, do you know that Zara started a dog collection? Oh my God. Yes, so you might need it for, I've like,

What about cats? Cats, I feel like are finicky and they don't want to wear like sweaters. Where dogs are so dumb that they're just like, this is nice. Now that you rescue dogs, I feel like are finicky and they don't unaware like sweaters. Where dogs are so dumb that they're just like, this is nice. Now that you rescue dogs, I felt like, oh my god. Thank you, Ray. Get in my raincoat.

I know, I might as well keep them styling while I'm saving them. But I watch this funny dog versus cat video, which is so overdone, but this guy, Trey Kennedy, is really funny. And he was like, dog people. And he's like, look, I'm going to pretend like I'm dead. Watch what the dog does. And he falls like, look, I'm going to pretend like I'm dead. Watch what the dog does. And he like falls down and the dog like goes over and sniff. So many's like, see, he could tell. He could tell that I was I was hurt. And then the cat

people are like, um, she'll claw your eyes out. So just don't look at her. Don't like I don't. I do love those videos. I have something that I realized. Okay, Kylie Jenner, because you know it's the year of realizing. Yeah. Okay, so last night I was at one of my girlfriend's apartment and we were just like eating, we were binge eating, honestly.

We ordered Chinese food Taco Bell and in some new cookies, my lips are so swollen today, but like, we also love that for me. Who needs filler when you could just burn the shit out of it with Taco Bell? Literally eat a bunch of salt and like you'll be fine. Oh fun fact, like before proms I used to not eat salt for 48 hours. So you're like your water weight, something happens to your water weight.

Anyway, that's not why I'm here. People say eat asparagus. And here, wait, I have a trivia. Do you know how long it takes for an asparagus to grow? Why do you know that? Okay, I was in a party trivia. Four years. And it just makes your piece smell funny.

Yeah, some people it doesn't. Okay, but anyway, back to my story. So I'm at my friends apartment and I'm like going through my DMs. And I was like, you know what's so horrible? I was like, I have like legitimate friends that like I just don't open their DMs because I'm like, it's just a lot.

You know, like there's a lot of DMs. And I go, sometimes I open them, read them, and then click like on red. And she goes, you know that it's only on red for you. The person can see that you open the DM, but you're clicking on red so it goes back to the top of your inbox and it looks like it's not open. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What? I know. Did she, did you check that against like, the giga squad account or something? I didn't check it. I mean we could do it literally right now. I'm gonna DM you okay DM me. Oh My god, this is stressing me out dude. I started freaking out. I was like you do you know how many

People I've like read the DM and been like no, okay, so I just read it, but now I'm pressing on now refresh. I just press on on red Okay Seen I Can I know I know I know then what is the point of what? Okay, Instagram. It's only on red What? Okay, Instagram. It's only on red personally for you, and it has the little blue button, like, oh my god, I didn't open my eyes so many people are mad at me

that I didn't know why. Yeah. So I just wanna let everyone know that because it was traumatizing when I found this out. That's important. That's important. It's important. I, why can't you search people who search watch your insa story like why didn't even have

The names if you can't search it also furthermore further fucking more Why can't you search a topic in your DMs? You know, I said like you you ever have you know like in text message Yeah, you know when you can like search in address and it comes up in your text, yeah. So I'm gonna be like, oh, what was that lipstick you wore? And I like forgot what it was called, but I know I sent it to someone else and I could like type in lipstick.

And no, it doesn't fucking work. Also, why do people's names not come up? It's like the thing they put in the beginning of their bio. You know, when people change like the background of the DM, like they're changing the font, They're changing it like and stop Stop also. What's the whole like invisible mode on DMs like what is that? Instagram means to get it together also they switch we didn't talk about this enough But like they put like the shopping tab right where the main just like notification tab used to be

So I've been stuck in like Meredith Mark's jewelry for like weeks now. Seven years. Oh, and they also changed on my home screen like my saved saved tab is right there, which I do love, because I'm always in my saved tab. Which is important.

Speaking of, we went live last week. I know. Oh my God, that was so fun. The gigglers donated over $2,000 to Black Girls Code, which is an amazing organization. And it's funny because I feel like in the beginning, we were like a little in shock that we were doing it. And then we got, we started vibing.

And then when you were joking about how if you look in someone's saved and you see the quote You know exactly where the mental health is like if they're getting over a breakup If they're like fighting with someone if they're feeling insecure Let's see what my most recent one it was this is where my mental health is at this week You need to love yourself love yourself so much to the point that your energy and aura rejects anyone. It doesn't know your worth. Bra. And that's how I'm being ghosted.

Mine is me talking about men in general, and it's like the puke emoji 100 times, and it goes me talking about my man, and it's like the heart emoji. Oh. Ah, I love love. It's fine. Oh, I also have another one. You can be a kind person with a good heart and still tell people to fuck off when needed. I love that. I love that for us.

I feel like that's great. So anyway, so yeah, the Instagram thing was a real a real turning point in my life. So I'm sorry for anyone who knows that I've read your DMs and I haven't opened them or I haven't responded. But... Well, people have to understand that like all those messages give different energy to you.

And as an empathic person, which I joke, like I don't even know what that means, but everyone thinks they're empathic. We're sensitive. We are sensitive people, even though we come off highly insensitive. We both have sensitive triggers. And I think, we just have dark humor. We're sensitive people, we just have dark humor. A thousand percent to cope with our sensitivity.

But I do think like, because one message like fucks up your day, and sometimes you know, especially with your friends, if you message them back, they're gonna message you back, which gives you more anxiety. Yeah, sometimes I'm like, I know what she's going to respond. And I just can't get into that combo right now

because I have so much shit to do, and I'll sit here for two hours, and we'll rip the other girl that we're talking about apart, but I don't have the time right now. No. So wait until it's 11 p.m. and I'm in bed and I'm like let's destroy the girl you want to gossip about.

Like what's going on? Tell me. You have to be in the right mindset for that kind of shit. Page also, you have some like life events happening. You know how they say like the most stressful thing in the world is like planning a wedding, having a baby or moving? Obviously I'm not doing the first two because she's a child, a child bride, but I am moving. And it is a little bit stressful, but then I realized you could literally pay people to

do anything you want, which is the craziest part. So I am moving. It's so exciting because I feel like I'm an adult and like a big girl now. And one of my best friends from home is an interior designer. And she was just like, please let me have fun with the space. And one room is completely dedicated to my life's work,

which is Alphadise. I love your work. Thank you. Page so bra, I love your work. So I have like a closet room that we're going to be like, but I'm going to try and do everything pretty much on a budget. So like I already know how I'm setting up my closet with like the racks I'm going to get from Amazon.

So I'm going to do like a full, a full thing. I can't wait. You have to put it all on Amazon. Yeah, you have to like do little tours. I'm very, very excited for you. Because you've worked really hard to be able to like get this apartment and Spare self-love to create a space of your home that you love and you enjoy. My question is Our vibe is like contemporary chic white a little bit girly. How long have you been in your current apartment? Oh my god, I've lived here for five years. Yeah, so this is like you're growing up. Here's the thing people too

I live in an eight like it's like 800 square feet. I don't, I, I feel like it's way less than 800. Yeah, I was just gonna say, when people say like square footage of things, does anyone ever actually know what they're talking about? I literally just made that up. I just made that up and I said it as fast. You did, and I was just like, that's not the case.

That's true. That's like 800 feet is like a two bedroom, like two baths. Well, this is like four for sure, but I don't know. Who knows? It's like when someone asks what the girth of something is and you're just like, excuse you. Do you mean the circumference? Do you think two are out here at this girth?

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Can't really be doing the most straightforward thing like picking something up and they look at me like I'm annoying the fuck out of them And they hate me and I just don't like the energy and I'm like this is why millennials are stuck on their computer Let's do some quick advice before we get into some crazy front page news. I really like the advice questions I think this have been sending Page after first date. Should you text thank you or wait for them to reach out to you? Oh my god. So do you know I have this conversation with so many people? Here's how I feel. I love to do the like no text the next day and wait for him. And if he's smart, he's not going to text you all day until the end of the day and be like,

hey, I had a great time with you last night. If you really like him and you want him to know that you really like him, I think it's appropriate that the next day, midday, hey, I just wanted to say thank you so much for dinner, had such a great time. I think that's okay. I'm going to disagree with you. Interesting. Can you extrapolate?

Yes. Oh, okay. Do you just extrapolate to me? Roll the footage. Roll the footage. Do you just extrapolate to me at 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning? It's my only favorite. After you know that I had, after you know I had talked about last night, why would you do that to me? Okay, so what I say is if you liked him and the date was good, you immediately text him a very formal, like, flippant.

What are these words Hannah? Are you reading the dictionary on your spare time? Flippant? I have been doing crossword puzzles and I'm very bad at them. So wait, are you saying immediately like that night, like you go home after the date you can text that night? I'm saying like not even waiting to the point that like you're still in that good vibe mode and he hasn't like reflected on it if he doesn't like you yet.

So right after the date, if it's good, sometimes he'll text you right after, but I would be like, I would immediately just be like, so much fun. Thank you. Because then it's like the balls definitely in his court because you have to understand men are insecure dweeb. So yeah, they are and to date with them. And then they don't hear from you the next day. They're like in their head, they might think like, oh, she didn't like me. But if you immediately text and just say so much fun, thank you, he's not gonna be like, oh my god, she's obsessed with me.

It's like, no, that's a good one. No, I love that. So I do that, but also when the date is so fucking good, you guys are texting right after. Yeah, and if he's not, he's like annoying. Yeah, I love when you get in the Uber and like they send a text like, wow, and you're just like, no, I know. Like it was so great. I love when you get in the Uber and like they send a text like wow and you're just like no

I know like it was so great. I love that or like they already start texting you Inside jokes from the date like that just mess your flow in like the more you have to think like wait does he Like me then yeah, it's not a thing like it's fine You know, it's the worst what the next day like after the date and you just like you know you don't like him and he texts you like oh my god so much fun let's do this again you're just like i have the iq sir i ghost and people are like oh ghosting so mean and i've had guys send me like really long text about how upset they are that I ghosted them I'm like brah if we've been on one date. I don't owe you shit

We've been on one day and I don't respond that's a very clear message It's not like what happened to us if it's one date You get ghosted if I don't like you here's the thing I'm gonna say about ghosting and I And I feel pretty strongly about it. I don't get that mad when guys ghost me because I know it's just like the universe revolving because there's times where I'm like, I'm ghosting this. Like I'm just doing it.

It's a form of millennial communication. We have anxiety, we don't want to confront things. Yeah. And I'm not going to break up with every dude I go on a date with who I Yeah, and I'm not gonna break up with every dude I go on a date with who I don't like. I can't break up with every dude. No, like if we've hung out a few times and I don't want to speak to you anymore,

I do not owe you anything. Yeah. And I'm just not responding. Like get the fucking picture, but here's the thing. I was recently ghosted by a male suitor, which we're mindful about. But there was part of me that was like, good for you, bro, because I sent the next text like, hey, remember me.

You literally said sup at 1am. I was like, are you up? Like, I know you found out that I was dating everyone else, but like, what's up? You know, and like I was a little bit mad. Here's why I was mad. I was just like, I wanna know why you ghosted me. I'm not mad that you ghosted.

But like deep down you know what you're like. You know what you're like. Yeah, and I'm the worst. Like, there you go. You're like part of me. But part of him for being like an independent man. And like, find a good one an independent man and like finding someone. Yeah, I like, wow.

I love how much confidence you have and you're actually turning me on right now that you're not fucking responding. But then, okay, so I get ghosted and then like later in the week I was hanging out with someone and I was like, I'm ghosting this guy. You don't like fucking it. So I was like, this is just the world revolving. You sometimes get ghosted or sometimes you go. But people get to know that part. Don't ghost. Like, like, explain it whatever. This is just the world revolving. You sometimes get ghosted or sometimes you go.

People get so mad. Like, don't ghost. Like, explain it, whatever. It's like, what has to be explained? You want to explain why they don't like you? The point is they don't like you. But you know what, so many memes that are like, I appreciate this so much.

Like, hey, I think you're great. I just like, I don't see it going anywhere. I'm like, yeah, I get that that's the mature thing. But also, fuck you. You know, like, oh, you don't see it going anywhere with I'm like, yeah, I get that that's the mature thing, but also fuck you. You know, like, oh, you don't see it going anywhere with me. If I got that text, I'd be like, I'd have a hundred more questions.

I'd be like, why? Cause you know what, I didn't even fucking like you, Ben. Yeah. You choose so fucking loudly. I was gonna look past that cause I like the curvature of your dick. Yeah, but you know what the word says. No, I got it.

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Oh. Oh god, that was my fault from laughing. Again, that was actually really good though. That was really good. That was a really good page I'm proud of you. I feel like Hannah and I feel the same way about like you get the energy that you put out. You're going yourself an asshole. Oh my god I'm so sorry to this girl. It did not mean to call her an asshole. But like but I feel like you get these asshole guys when deep down you know you don't want a relationship.

Oh my god, I mean. You know what I mean? Fucking nailed it. When I attract the terrible men, it's because like deep down, yeah, I'm not ready to be vulnerable and I've been hurt. So I'm like, let's pick someone who I know is gonna hurt me. And I know I could hurt them.

And we're just gonna see what toxic shit happens. But like the assholes are fun because they're like outgoing and they'll play mind games, but it's also like a part of self-love. It's because it's exciting. It's exciting, but a part of self-love is like being with someone who doesn't make you feel like you're in egg shells all the time and that you're like worried about it. Which is weird because I wasn't like that in my past relationship. I was actually so bored. It's the drama for us. Like, I'm sorry I hate to say it,

but I am sometimes so toxic. Like, I love the drama of like, do you like me? Are you gonna text me? Like, do I like you? Do like, are you showing too much attention to me? Now I have the ache, or like, now my obsessed with you. Like, are you not responding fast enough fast enough like I love when guys are like I don't like you. Yeah, you definitely need to talk to someone about that.

Because I hate the drama. I hate when I was younger I did I like the drama a little bit because you're like figuring out what dating is and you're like Oh, this is what dating is it's like drama. It's like TV shows. And then you're like, I just want someone who always wants to be with me. But here's the thing. Here's why I love the drama, because I don't want something serious. If the most amazing guy came up to me, like I'm talking to like some pretty great guys right now.

And like some of them, I feel like if the A-WR like do you want a date, I'd be like, you're amazing. No. I love that you're using this podcast to break up with 10 guys right now. Guys, let's all gather. You don't respond. I can send one collective text. You go snap, and they're like, what the fuck?

And you're like, go to 17 minutes in on Giggly Squad and just deal with that. Because I can't just explain it again. So annoying. But I like to have the guy in the background that I've been obsessed with for years, who's like, no. You know, I just, I love the guy. I know the answer to this question. I remember why I picked it.

Do you know the feeling you get when you first, first meet a guy? Like those first five minutes. Trust that intuition. Damn. And I'm gonna tell you one thing. When I met Luke, the first five minutes, it was like clear and I like was not into it, but I like, I like love that he was into me. Yeah.

And like then it got lost. You can also tell when someone's into you and it's an immediate, like, serotonous. You're like, you're like, damn, I feel so hot right now because I know for a fact that you love me in this first like five minutes. Yeah, I love that. But it's like, you know the first five minutes

when you meet a guy and you're just not that into it. But then you can let yourself get it obsessed with the idea of them liking you. And then those are the ones that fuck you up the most because you're like, I didn't even fucking like you. Yeah, okay, so this is a great guy story. So, okay, so I met this guy one time, and the first thing that he did was yell at me,

and I would like introduce myself. I was like, hi, I'm Paige, like whatever, and he was like, Paige, I've met you so many times, like try and pretend like you don't know who I am one more time, and I I was like, Hi, I'm Paige, like whatever. And he was like, Paige, I've met you so many times. Like try and pretend like you don't know who I am one more time. And I was just like, oh my god, I don't remember you, but I love that you're yelling at me. And now I will remember.

Yeah. And so like in the beginning, I like wasn't really that into it, but then I was like, wait, you like yelled at me, you're kind of making me laugh. I think you're obsessed with me, and now I'm obsessed with you. So, there's a little thing, but that's cute page. Like, that's a guy who has a sense of humor,

and he also is not letting you do your bullshit. Like, I love when guys don't let me do my bullshit and call me out, because I feel like they're really paying attention to me. Because, of course, sometimes I try and act like super cool. I'm like, I don't know you. Like I would never do that to a girl, but like to a guy.

I'd be like, I don't know the fun. You should do it all the time. You should literally be like, oh my God. Steve. Oh, Steve. I've like, I've straight up at a bar once called a guy a different name the whole time because he was getting annoyed and it was so funny.

Like have fun with flirting with these assholes. Have fun with it. But it's true, the first two, three minutes, you know when you see someone and you're like, oh, no. Remember that feeling? Because no, no, no, no. Like, you know their bad news.

Oh yeah. And you can, that's my whole thing of like, do I like them or does he just wear his hat backwards? I can make myself like anyone if I feel like they like me. I told you, when I was dating the mascot in college, I mean, he was like, he was a manager at the bar that all the athletes go to, and I was under age and I'd have to go in

with the hockey players through the kitchen. So, like, hooking up with the manager at this bar was amazing, but I didn't even think, yeah. I was like, I also, he was so funny and I had just gone out of dating like a football guy and I was like, wait, like, a mascot is like funny and relatable and they're like, Nafel, but he goes, they're not like on TV. Well, he is, I guess they are on TV on every Sunday,

but in their little outfit, you know, it's not like their face and girls aren't like DMing them after. Right. Right. And I literally like, I thought he loved me so much. I was like, hooking up with other guys too. And then I decided like, oh, I wanna make him my boyfriend got super hammered and told him at the KK,

I said, let's beat together, but like, we don't have to be Facebook official. And when he say, he golfed in my face. What's a god? He just went like, he's golfed. Scoffed. He was like, but then, I guess I was pretty drunk, but then like, I don't deal with,

like if I could tell, the second I could tell a guy it doesn't like me, like I'm out, I'm out. So, see, that's where we're different. I didn't like that response, so then I ignored him for the next three months, but obsessed about him those three months. No, you have to obsess about that. Like I literally was like every time I went out, I was like, I hope I see him, but like if he texted me, I'd ignore him.

Or like, I've worn outfits just where I'm like, I might run into him, possibly. If he does not see me in this outfit, I will lose my mind. He's my absolute mind. No, I need all the mental health moments. Recently, I had an outfit like saved, and I was like, I know for a fact I'm going to see him tonight, and I know for a fact he's going to like freak out about this outfit.

Nailed it. Crushed it. Felt bad the next morning. I'm really happy for you for that. I'm really happy that you converted your plan. But mental health moment is I realized I was doing with a lot of anxiety with stuff. And I put it all into like this guy, like instead of like facing my actual problems, I'd be like, am I gonna see this guy tonight? And let's stress all about it the whole time. And I literally was not that into him. Like I literally wasn't into him.

And yeah, but I was obsessed. I was obsessed. Dude, when they start acting, when you, oh my God, this is the other thing. When like you didn't really like someone and you're like, okay, whatever, I'll give you a shot. And then you're like, wait, I like I kinda like you.

Like you're funny, you're making me laugh. We have fun together. And then they start acting like they're on your level and you're like, whoa're making me laugh, we have fun together. And then they start acting like they're on your level and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. I lowered my standards for you. No, and now you're gonna end it with me. The second you lower your standards, you trip. The trip on whatever is on the ground.

I'm like, why am I like freaking laying in bed at 11 p.m. freaking out Like y'all situation ships fuck your shut up Situation ships are confusing complex the games. I've had a situation ship that I've mourned more than any boyfriend I've ever dated and It was three weeks and I'm like you know understand my heart is broken because you guys when you date someone You go through the phase of learning all about them finding the things that annoy you about them And I'm like, you don't understand my heart is broken. Because you guys, when you date someone, you go through the phase of learning all about them, finding the things that annoy you about them.

You go through the like, stopping having sex as much. Like, it all plays itself out to the point that once it's done, you're like, well, at least I know all about why I don't like this person. Where a situation chip is all fucking made up in your head. The fantasies are fucking crazy. The fantasies that I've made up about certain people like in our life together is what? People would check me into an insane asylum.

This mask out too, which I talk about all the time. And he actually, we like jokingly talk sometimes because I always talk about him on podcasts and he's like, he laughs about it. He's a good sense of humor. I talk about him on Caller Daddy More in Depth, if you guys know all this stuff. But I, he messaged me like a year later

and was like, you're the one that got away. And I remember just thinking like that, but it's like the only thing I wanted a year ago. Have you heard the term Great White Buffalo? That sounds like someone's calling me fat. No, okay, so there's a term, I don't know, maybe it's like an upstate New York thing. Definitely, because I'm not.

But it's... I've heard multiple people say it, like where I'm from. I've heard like a couple of people in the city say it. But your great white buffalo is that one person that you're like, I fucked it up, and every time I see them, I am like, I fall back in love with them. And so like if you ever see that person, you're like, that's my great white buffalo.

I don't have a great white buffalo. It's a person that you fucked it up, but now if you see them, you would drop everything to date them again. Wow, wow. But also the funniest thing is, he's married now. I he he's like married now I think he's like an advocate his like wife is beautiful whatever

And he messaged him he's like hey my wife loves you on somewhere else And then I did a TikTok like when when the guy who like wouldn't text you back His wife is now like watches you on TV or something I love that I love that. I love that. It just the world is so funny. And I also feel like, you know, when you're really shy with the person you like sometimes,

I feel like he didn't know me at all. I was just like the drunk girl who was like kind of funny, but then insecure. Once I got in a fight with him about how tennis was harder than baseball. Like that was like standard of it. He really didn't know me. And now he's probably like, I wonder if he's either like I dodged a bullet or he's like, wow, she's so funny.

She's so funny. She's hilarious. No, you're his great white buffalo. Sorry, wife. Do you feel like people watching you on the show? Guys like you more or I turned off? Turned off. like you more or I turned off. Turned off. I'm worse. I'm like I gotta. One time a guy was like you're a lot and I don't think I could ever date you and I'm just like my gotta.

Okay, actually, one of my exes who was super toxic, it was like a couple months in and he's like in love with me, he wants to marry me, whatever and he goes yeah, our first date, I was like she's a lot in that moment. I was like oh we months in and he's like in love with me, wants to marry me, whatever. And he goes, yeah, our first date, I was like, she's a lot. In that moment, I was like, oh, we're wrong for each other because the guy that I'm going to be with will never, ever think I'm a lot. Yeah, I feel like he was more talking about my personality though.

Like you was bigger. Yes. It's a bigger. It's a lot more girth. It's a lot more girth. It's a lot more girth. It's girthy. You know, it just comes, I come with a lot. And I, yeah.

But also, you're not high maintenance. You just like, you know, actually, I've never dated you. So I'm not going to try to mansplain what you're like. OK, this is fun. I want to date my best friend's brother. She's OK, but how do I do it? I kind of love that. Here's the thing. I come from like a family of Insus? I don't know

What are you saying? Like, I don't know why I started it out like that. Like, I come from a long line of like people that fuck their brothers. Like, what was they saying? I don't know, I don't know where my brain was with that. I meant like, I don't give a shit about a lot of things. So like, I never would get mad if like, my brother was like gonna sleep with one of my friends. And my brother is five years older than me. So when we were in college and graduated college, my friends were hot. So if my brother liked one of them, I was like, I don't give a shit. Do whatever you want.

So it depends on how the friend feels. But I feel like there's a lot of girls out there that would be like, do not date my brother. I'd be like, have at it, let's all go out to dinner. You know, like why would I care? I literally push my brother when my brother was single because my brother's so hot and people think it's weird that I think my brother's hot.

I'm like, sorry, I'm proud. Like it's like me saying my best friend's hot. My brother's fucking hot. He's a six-pack. Yeah, she's super smart. He's like, he's a catch. He's like, my brother is such a catch. So whenever I'd meet a girl I like,

I'd be like, she's my brother. Also, I wanna hang out with my brother. So like, it's the girl he's dating happens to be one of my friends. Like, hello, the double dates, the couple of vacations. Like, why not? My brother's like seeing this one girl.

And I'm like, I love her. And I'm like, and I knew her in high school. That's good. And I was like, date her. Let's all go out to dinner. Like, let's see where this goes for us. I miss my brother's like engaged right now, and we love, we love Jeannie.

But I miss when he was single, because I would fuck with him so much at the bars. I would tell you, but he's blonde hair green eyes. We do not look like at all. Now I kind of see it more, but it's like you kind of have to look three times to see it. So when we were at the bar and a girl would be flirting with him when he went to Wisconsin with me,

I would always go up and be like petting his hair while she's talking to him. I'll give him a good chance. He would come visit you in college or in New York. No, he went to Wisconsin. No way. And we didn't know that. No, he went to Wisconsin.

I'm two years older. And we didn't know that. No, he went to Wisconsin. I'm two years older. And he immediately, like, I was on Tennessee, and I was fucking, like, always training. And he joined a frat. Like, I'd be going to weights while he was, like, coming back from the bar. Sab, that's so fun. So he would be able to text me every now and then.

And he, also, I was like, what's it like dating frat boys? Like, Daniel, like, he had this one guy who was so mean to the freshman, but he started, like, what's it like dating frapp boys? Like, Daniel, like, he had this one guy who was so mean to the freshman, but he started like flirting with me and I was trying to get in to be like, hey, can you stop hazing my brother? But then like I threw up in my couch so I stopped talking to him

because I can't, I can't deal with throw up. But I would go to the bar and a girl would be like all over him and I would just go over and like be playing with this hair. Well, and she'd be like, and like start having attitude. My brother would laugh, he'd be like all over him and I would just go over and like be playing with this hair well. And she'd be like, um, and like start having a tune. My brother would laugh. He'd be like, that's my sister.

And she'd be like, oh my God, it's so nice to meet you. Oh my God. And I'd be like, no. But then when my brother met his future wife, he literally did not let me near her. He was like, no way. Because he thought I was going to fuck with it. And you know what?

I probably would have. Because I think it's funny when you're drunk at a bar. But he was like, you can't mess with this one. I have a lot of brother stories, but I was like fully in love with my friend's brother. Your friend's brother. Yeah.

Okay. And what happened? So you're in the same boat as this girl, which we never gave her advice on. We just were like, my brothers are amazing. I'm just like, it is one time my brother does something really cute. So we just like in this one time, my brother. That's something really cute.

So we are really obsessed with our brothers, which I think is fucking endearing. My best friend, like my writer-dying college, she is the funniest, most hilarious person ever. Find out she is a brother who's six-four. So her brother is literally just like her hilarious, funny, charming, but hot and six four. And when he visited, I was, we apparently like, she's a year younger than me. And apparently she's not used to him like talking to her friends or whatever, but I immediately,

we just like talk the whole time at the bar bar and she was like, what the fuck? And then I would like visit where she lives. And he would like, she's his little sister. So he was like, she would knock on the door and be like, what do you go to today? And she'd be like, what the fuck is going on? And I think there was sometimes some tension because she'd be like, are you trying to hang out with me

or my brother? Like, where is this? And we stopped. And we had like, and then she kind of got to the point where like she didn't want to hear about it anymore. Because I was like, we had a forbidden relationship. Like he was living in the South. You were at Romeo and Juliet.

I mean, Taylor's old is time. We got drunk one night. And he kind of was like, if we're both single, when we're 30, let's get married. And I was like, yeah. We know how many people do you think you have that pack to add? No. You know, like, there's at least five floating around.

And now I'm almost 30 and I'm like, Oh, no. Oh, no. Catch me when I'm 45, bro. No, but we had, it's funny. I have a lot of good years left in May. I don't think, I can't remember. I don't think I ever, well, we definitely never like hooked up,

but one night he was like, he's like, how can I say in my room? And then she was in another room. And I was like, he definitely wants to hook up. And she got really fucked up that night. And like, started knocking on her door. And was like Crazy and like wouldn't get off the couch and like just like completely cockpucked

Wow, it's probably better off. It's probably better off, but um, I just know it's better off It's better off. Yeah, cuz you know, there's like those nights where you wake up the next morning and you're like, thank god I didn't do that my drunken state state was like, do we do it? Do it. And something happened and the universe didn't have me do it. And you wake up in such a sense of relief. There's something so hot about the sexy older brother who, like, is too kind of too cool to hang out with you guys,

but then occasionally, it's like, want to hang out. I had crushes on literally every single one of my brother's friends. At any point one of them could have hit me up and I would have been like, but now I'm like, ew. I'm gonna get her feel. And he never knew. He never knew.

My brother had this one friend and I'm not getting you. Had one friend that every single person knew that I loved him. Like I loved this man since I was in like fifth grade. Did he? Did the friends with my brother? The boy no? Oh, that was the first time he knew. Who knows where he is today. But I have no idea.

They could literally be so ugly though, but they're your brothers' older friends. I love him. See, it's fun because my brother was younger, so all his friends were annoying. One of his friends had a crush on me and gave me a half-eat in bag of Doritos when we were like 12, and I was like, bro, tell your friends to set it up. Oh, so like to this girl, it's like you're in love with him, just like tell your friend and like bang him

and like whatever. Oh yeah, what did she do? This is the thing. Yeah, yeah, it could be awkward with your friend. Like I don't know how much you care about this friend, but I would just like start flirting him up because it sounds like you're not even close to like getting there with him, flirt him up

and also decide do you actually like him. Okay. Let's decide if you like him. Yeah, decide if you actually like him and like it's just the fantasy of the older brother. Let's use on front page news. Okay, so for anyone who doesn't know Heather, what's her name?

Heather Ray Young. Heather Ray Young, she was a playmate. Then she's telling Sunset. She doesn't do much on Sunset, but she has like, ton of followers. Their only fight was Christine being like, you call the paparazzi 20 or seven on you in your relationship.

Which is an interesting flex. So she's dating Taric, who used to have the reality show with his wife and they like flip houses, whatever. So they're engaged. He looks just like Heather. Who looks just like her, which is like kinda crazy. So she got a tattoo that says,

yes sir, Mr. Teric Moussa. It's like on her butt where like it's like you can see her butt crack. People, she posted it on Instagram. People started freaking out. Hold on, I'm not gonna take that out. What were they freaking out about?

What were they freaking out about? Because I missed it. It was already taken down. It was because, oh it says yes, sir. Mr. L. Moussa. Is that like an in bed thing? She makes them says yes sir, Mr. El Moussa. Is that like an in bed thing? She makes them say yes sir. It was just like a very submissive like yes sir, I don't know.

People just like didn't like it and she ended up deleting the picture. So she took it down which is wild. To take it down. Here's the thing. The people were saying that he wanted her to take it down like it was a surprise. I didn't see that but that could totally be possible. But would it, would you ever get a tattoo? Here's the thing.

No, I'd never get a tattoo. We would never get tattoos. So we can't even, we just don't fuck with tattoos. I don't know. There's something we like enough to see every single day. So we are taking out of this. Also you can't just get one to be cool. You have to get multiple like prickly whatever ones?

Would you ever get a tattoo of like a guy's name or something like that? No, but it's all, I don't know, I'm not even gonna change my name when I got married. I don't think, like I'm very just like, I'm me. He says he loves the tattoo she has. Okay, he loves it. Yeah, like they have their own whatever connection, but it's funny because it's like, it's kind of like a lower back than two. No, it's a 1,000% like, what is it called? And then it's like own it.

My thing is like, if you're a tramp, that's it. Own it, keep the photo up. Like, if you're gonna take, like, I don't know what they're trying to be. I think people were just coming at her so hard. Yeah, also people always joke in the meme accounts being like, I think it's too mad that there's a couple that no one really cares about

who was in the news 24-7, like paparazzi and us, because they call paparazzi. I think that's so weird. As a relationship, it's weird to be like, we're gonna go out and we're gonna, like, do that shit on your own and don't tell anyone. I mean, it's just like, here's the thing. We're not like celebrities.

Like, no one really in the grand scheme of things like gives a fuck what we're doing. Now, if I was Angelina Jolie, I would be like, what is she doing? You know, where is she going? Yeah. So like, as someone on TV who's like in a reality space, I think calling the paparazzi is a little bit crazy.

What are you gonna watch me eat a poppy seed bagel? The fuck are you gonna watch me do? Like, why would I want paparazzi anywhere around me? It's also a little bit old school in that like, people go to see celebrities on their own Instagram like I was weekly being like Oh Heather and tarik were spotted out in LA. You're like really cool. They story that I know Yes, no, I saw them at the beach. It's on their story. She tagged up. You know I don't care that you have like it doesn't even go on the show. It's like go on the show then

Like like show your fucking relationship. Right. If you're gonna be like, maybe they are this new year. But here's the thing he probably can because he has, he's like, what is she up for? She's like, for flop.

HDTV, yeah, there's contracts and shit. Oh God. Question. If there's another reality show that you could go on, what would it be? And we got amazing, amazing question. Back in the day, I would want to be the bachelor at because I'd love to just make fun of every guy on the show and see who can handle

it the most. Wait, you go now, you go. I don't know, I asked the question prematurely because I don't have a name. I don't know, there's so many good reality. Like, imagine if you and I were just in like, bad girls club, we got the shippied out of us. People are loving summer house right now, though, like people are starting to be like, it's the best show on TV, like they're getting like really fucking into it, which makes me very happy. I mean, it would be cool to be in a show

where they're a little more vibe. You know what I'm not gonna do,2K, but you know CS2K, like when they walk in the restaurant, it gives that like, dude, they're so vibe. They do so many like, slow-mo shots that I wish I didn't do. They try to make it look like models so much. We're us, it's like me tripping out of the van. It's just me.

Never once have they been like, slow-mo. Oh my god, she is gorgeous. It's like us being actually dumb. It's like me toilet paper, like hanging out from under my dress. And they're like, huh, oh my god, she is gorgeous. It's like us being actually dumb. It's like me toilet paper, like hanging out from under my dress and they're like, uh-huh. Let's, I mean, do you wanna just dive into Britney and Justin? Yeah, give me the update.

Okay, so we both watch the Britney documentary, which let's just, for a quick second, let me just side note this, Falecia, the unsung hero of Britney Spears' life. Her like assistant face. And also she literally downgraded from being her like ride her die assistant to just being like a person who was working tickets at her tours.

And it was like totally fine with it. She was like, I love seeing people admire Britney and what she does. And I guess they didn't really understand why I did. But part of me is like, could Brittany have been like, hey, that's my girl. But me, that was the point, but they didn't want Brittany,

they didn't want her. They didn't want her who cared. Here's the thing, Felicia is either a serial killer and the best serial killer of our time. Or she's the nicest lady ever to be born. And it was like, why? I think it's the latter. Let's go with the latter.

Sorry, but like in a dark hole with like army hammer and I'm like everyone is a murderer. I'm a jaded. I'm jaded. Okay, so basically people just everyone was watching this documentary. If you haven't watched it, it's on Hulu. It's The New York Times. Framed by Framed. Framed. Yeah, Framing Britney Spears. What about Framing Britney Spears? So everyone just started- You're like that's not the title. That's not the title. No, that's not the title. That's not the title. No, that's not really confidently. No, that's not really confidently.

Framed. Wait, what did I say really confidently earlier in the podcast? My apartment's 800 square feet. You're like, no, it's not. It's like cool. Cool, you're right. I'm like, what the fuck is a square foot? About 10 homes.

You know when people are like selling homes? They say how much it is a square foot? I never know the fuck they're talking about. You're like, how much is each square foot? And they're like $2,000 and you're like, good deal. Good deal. You're like, that's a horrible deal. I'm like, cool.

Okay, so the biggest takeaway from this documentary is everyone just started hating Justin Timberlake. Who would have thought in 2021, like, we're just gonna cancel J.T.? Well, it's funny because after watching it, I was more mad at like the media, and I feel like Justin is just like part of being sweaped up in the media. But then my friend who's a comic, her name is Molly. Her name is Molly something. She's not my friend who's a comic, her name is Molly. My name is Molly something. She's not my friend.

Not a great friend. Oh, she's an internet friend. No, she's an internet friend. I have a friend. She posted a bit about Justin Timberlake. I'm going to find her right now, but she basically was like, I've always hated Justin Timberlake. Like, when he shows up at a party, Molly Austin. When he shows up at a party, like, when his music gets up at a party, like, I mean, when his music

at the place at a party, she's like, I'll burn the place down, like I'll ruin the party. I fucking hate Justin Timber like, and no one understood why. And she basically was like, he's been appropriating Black culture's whole life. And then he like built his career off the backs of strong women, such as Britney Spears and Janet Jackson. I forgot all about the Janet Jackson thing. And it's so crazy, because you know when things happen to celebrities,

and like it's usually when they die, but you like, you remember where you were, what you were doing, like I remember that Super Bowl, and it like, I was sitting on the couch with my parents, I think I'm weird like fifth grade or something, and I was like, and my mom goes, did he just pull her top off?

And like, I'll never forget it. And that was the craziest thing to have happened because that year does is like lived in Ireland most of his life. So they're like European or whatever. And I should. Oh, I really can't trust you. I'm not going to be that hard.

But it's in your, it's in your, I mean, it's in United Kingdom. You know what? Okay. Anyway, we are changing the name of this podcast till next time on Things That Aren't True. But it's in your, I mean, it's in United Kingdom. You know what? Okay. Anyway, we are changing the name of this podcast to next time on Things That Aren't True. Right. People, someone around the room,

he's like, Hannah and Paige, have no idea what they're talking about and we're like valid. Absolutely. Yeah, that's what we made a podcast. We're like, hey, do you want to talk shit? But he basically said like in Europe that would've been considered like not a big deal.

Like people wanted to freaked out They're like a tiny nip. It was like no one saw it like no one actually saw it. Yeah people freaked out People lost their damn mind, but then it's just like a male privilege of white male privilege of him being like Okay, I'm not getting trouble. So I'm not gonna get myself in trouble thinking back on that. That's crazy She got crucified because a guy pulled her top off and how dare she let her nipple come out when someone did it to her and people were like, she agreed to let that happen.

It's just like, wait, so it was a planned thing and they're saying, it was like. Are you sure that was a planned thing? That's so fucked up that yeah, Justin didn't take any heat. So he put up an apology. So anyway, so he wrote in his notes app. This full apology, people were really pissed about. That's what it does.

Yeah, I was just like, if I hate someone and I go to the notes app, best believe shit is going down. You have to click, when I send a long text and you have to click see more. He better strap in, buddy. I know that shit was written in the comments. And there was editing.

You had your friends look at it right back notes. There was a Google Doc at the point. I might even share my screen. I don't know. So anyway, so he put up this big apology. And it was basically just like, I'm sorry that this happened to Brittany and I'm taking full responsibility

and I've seen all your tags. And people are pretty much done with him. People are saying the apology was not as good as it could have been. Like, yeah, none of that would fly now. But also, he was super young too. Like if you're so famous and you're 17 years old and you have a whole team being like, this is good for you, let's piggyback off

of like she cheated on you. Let's get this, this and this. Like it's so hard for anyone. To cheat on her too. I mean, I'm sure, but like no, but it doesn't say that. Like, and no one, I don sure, but it doesn't say that. And no one, I don't think anyone thought that.

I thought you heard it sluts shames and all that stuff. Also, for all we know, they were put together to have a fucking fake relationship for the media. And he wasn't making her happy. I really think the whole thing was a PR stunt possibly. Like Jay-Law and A-Rod, but anyway. So, it's business partnerships. So, but anyway, so, this business partnerships. So I'm more upset at like,

do you want blowing his shit up that he's just like, not a nice person? Yeah, that was crazy to it. Like that's what's upset. Like the whole like, stuff with like him going to radio show, saying he slept with Britney Spears like whatever. I'm upset that he's apparently a total dick to work with. And like, there's multiple stories of him just being like

mean and insanely diva and Which I just don't ever understand It's just like they're showing kind of people when they get famous they feel the power and then they just like love it Like if someone came up to me and like was like, hey, oh my god. I love you on whatever If I was like cool and walked away, I would think about it. For I was mean to someone a couple of weekends ago, I was hammered.

And I just like, I remember, like I was just mean. Like I was in a mood and I was just like, okay, not to like a fan, this is like a friend. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

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So not your type, But he's hilarious. But yeah, but aesthetically. Like, I'd be, I'd love joking with him, but I would never like want to have sex with him. Sex with him, I got it. No, I totally got it. See, like I love that he's such a fuck up, that I'm like, oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. My mom says if there's a barrel, I'll find the bottom of it and date it. And it's one of my favorite quotes. I love, Kim, that is one of your best work. We love it. What do we think of Courtney and Travis?

Because Travis is so different than him. Do I love it? Because he goes for girls who look just like Courtney. And I love how she's like, and I don't like you. I love having a, like, an aesthetic change. Like, I love a revamp, you know? I'd love to date someone who's like an athlete and I'm wearing yoga pants all the time

and we're super cute. And then maybe I'd love to date a rock star where I'm like, check out this leather jacket, you know, like, I'm thinking about the clothes aspect, but I love to switch it off. Well, Megan Fox made like the skinny tattooed board. I mean, I guess people have always like, the skinny tattooed boys, like,

PDVisent type look. I think if, you know, I've never done it. Do you think Machine Gun Kelly is good looking? Like, would you have sex with him? Fun fact, Machine Kelly is fucking tall. Like a real tall. Super tall. No, really, fucking tall. Like real tall. Super tall.

No, really, really tall. There's something about like slinky boys. I just like, I'm a thick girl. I'm thick. And I want to feel like a beautiful little things you butterfly. So like, I don't care how tall you are if you are like so skinny.

It's like, it doesn't make me feel sexy. I don't love it either. If I feel like I can make me feel sexy. I don't love it either. If I feel like I can break you in half, I don't love it. I don't want you to be skinnier than me. That's actually probably one of my worst nightmares. I could see myself fucking, I take it back. I'm talking about it. Like, if he has enough swag and he's funny and he's cool

and he's tall and he's like confident in his job and he thinks I'm funny. Here's the thing. I used to be real anti-machine gun Kelly. I was like, ooooh. Did he rap before? Was he a rapper? He could ever. I don't know. I love his music though. Like, his, my ex's best friend and like bloody valentine. And the Valentine. So good. I'm just like, let's like rock out. I was actually about a lot of the bloody Valentine video where he just like, let's like rock out. I didn't listen to that a lot.

I didn't listen to that a lot. I didn't listen to that a lot of the bloody Valentine video where he just kind of like sticks his tongue out that I would, I replayed it a couple times because I thought it was hot. Here's the thing, I don't love blondes. I don't like ever really go for blond. See, I love blondes.

So like, I feel like that's part of me. Like why I'm just like, eh? What's so funny is like, we're both like, would we? I feel like if we were out of fire. If he was watching, he's like, oh. He's like, I'm fucking fucking. If you're out of fire, and some trolls, he's like, hey, but machine gun, machine gun,

Mr. machine gun, Mr. gun, thinks that you're really hot and pretty and perfect. Do you wanna go sit at his table? What would you say? Yes. You'd be like, we're jogging, we're jogging. One, I'm already there. You haven't even finished your sentence.

One time I was at a club and I was standing next to G Easy and he leaned over and he goes, I just wanna let you know you're the prettiest girl here. And I had a boyfriend at the time. That's when you lose your boyfriend. It took I had to leave that's the take-tack when it's like when someone hit like G easy tells you the prettiest girl in the bar and Your boyfriend looks and you go I don't have boyfriend. I'll see No, here's the thing my boyfriend wasn't there. I was having a fucking girls night

So what where did it go from there? You just froze, you froze. Hannah, I froze and I removed myself from the club in 0.5 seconds because I knew if I didn't, I would have G.E.Z.s baby. Like, there was nothing stopping me from going to like the after party with him. I don't hate that though. I know, I look back on it now and I'm like, you idiot.

But like, I couldn't, I couldn't do it. So I'm like you idiot, but like I Couldn't I couldn't do it so I'm cuz I'm good. He is one of those like he's he's skinny. He's tall I saw we saw him live a concert or did you leave early that like I'm Brooklyn you remember that big concert we went to no When when says you won parry like it was really loud. I was with Luke in when one says you and Perry like it was really loud I was with Luke in Barclays Center. Oh yeah, yeah, oh my god, I don't know. Oh my god, he was on and he I mean he kind of just like jumps around stage but like he's just he's all about the sweat. Yeah I left a condom I don't think I could see him because that I think we had already had our. I remember it was last year at this time. It was literally one year ago. It was February.

And I was like, I gotta go. See, I'm such an opportunist. I'd be like, no, I thought I'm stupid. You're the prettiest. Oh God. I think I froze. I was just like, when there's a guy I like, I could become the dumbest person in the room like yeah if I wasn't already I Immediately become the dumbest person in the room and I'm like, haha what It's funny cuz in your in your mind you're like I'm that bad bitch and then like a cute guy So something to you and you're like I like cat if I like a guy and I think he's so cool I become an actual idiot, but if there's a guy that I know he's so cool, I become an actual idiot.

But if there's a guy that I know that I'm cooler then, I'm like, what, like, excuse me, you know, like, it's such a better feeling to know you're cooler. But the best feeling is when like, a guy doesn't make you feel like nervous and stupid, because a lot of the time, the ones that make you feel nervous and stupid are the ones who are like, just hot and you actually have no chemistry and then you're like, how come nothing I'm saying is working? And it's like, cause it's forced. But it's when it's like the hot guy

who actually is laughing or shit understands you, listens to you. Like there are some guys who I'm like, wait, they never listen to me. You know when you meet a guy and you joke about something and then a couple of weeks later, they bring that joke back and you're like, you like remember.

Oh that is so big. You just remember something I said. That's the biggest joke about that. I remember something I said. Literally, the only way for me to orgasm is if a guy remembers something I said or like brings up how funny are my podcasts are. Or you know what else turns me on? This one guy, like one of his friends

was like asking me something and like asking me like how something went or whatever. And he like piped up and like hyped me up without me like answering before. And I just like looked at him and I was like, he was like, she's great, like she's so funny and all that. And I just looked at him and I was like, I'll have your babies right now.

I just like don't tempt me. My second date with Dez we went golfing because, because that's what you do. I'm tired on me. Yeah. And I was like so nervous, but I was, I brought my A game like I was like, I'm gonna, and I eagled the like third hole or something,

which is like insane to eagle a hole. Which means you put it like under par. Yeah, so it's two under par. Oh, two, okay, so it's always two under par that means eagle is the eagle. Yeah So it was like a par five and I shot a three like I chipped it in it was it was very lucky but it was like impressive and After we finished Does then went around the club and told everyone in the club that I eagled that whole I was like

I don't need my dad anymore. I knew that. No. You know, your dad is so proud of you for anything. Getting out about waking up, breathing. I don't think guys understand that if we like you, and then you do something like that to hype us up, I will get that same tattoo as Heather Ry. Yes, sir. Daddy,ye. Like, yes sir.

Daddy, like anything. Yeah, like if you're hyping me out, one time a guy was like, yes, she's got the most swag of a girl I've ever seen. She dresses so good. I was like, I just came. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Well, I'm running to get a tattoo right now. I'll keep you guys posted. I'll post that. Yeah, and it's a story where my main will see. Thank you for giggling with us today. We really giggle today. We fucking get it. We got it in the top. No matter how much we try not to be sexual, we're always like, do I want to fuck everyone's brother? So I know sex with everyone's brother and like yes or no, you would have sex with machine gun Kelly. I need to know So I know it's like that everyone's brother and like yes or no you would have sex with machine gun Kelly and you to know You're about to DM G easy right now. He's single. I'm like remember that's that. Oh my god I know I'm like remember that time you told me where I was pretty

We are I start calling paparazzi on me and G easy. I like fuck you guys. I'm famous now I like fuck you guys. I'm famous now. Oh my god, I love this manifestation. Anyway, we're working on merch. We're waiting to get the samples. Once we decide the designs, we have to make sure that we love it on us and how it feels. Yes, because we want to give you guys the fucking best merch possible.

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