Giggly Squad - Giggling about hot girl diets, hair plugs, and amazon addiction

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

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What is up? Welcome to the Giggle Squad! It's Giggle time! Guess who I'm with? Why did that just make me laugh so hard? I wish I was funny enough to think of like, yeah, Chrissy Teigen in the house. Really? What's up, Hannah? We've settled. We're still with each other. We haven't found anyone better at this point.

But I just want to say, we got our first episode out and the response has been fucking amazing. I mean, I couldn't even, I, I was like overwhelmed and I kept checking to see like what we were on the top charts. And I was like, Paige just didn't even know what a chart is. Yeah, like it didn't even know how it worked.

My page run the chart. And she goes, I don't know what this means, but it seems good. And I was just like, oh my God, the giglers literally did this. Like we had nothing to do with it. Starting today, patreon.com slash giggly squad, we're posting the videos so you guys can see our, um, hungover and bloated faces. Um, and Hannah and I unintentionally matched today, which I love that for us. Grace sweatshirt.

And we just woke up. Messy as hair. We look like potatoes. Um, like potatoes. Little potato. Little potato. I am still on that quarantine sleep schedule. I fall asleep at 3 a.m.

Real quick, you've been doing the like, Sikara life thing? Okay, so I did it for like a week. That's like the hot girl diet, by the way. Yeah, I was like, oh my god, I am like single and trying to be the hottest version of myself. I'm gonna eat plants only Okay, you're just posting it looking so glamorous like these gorgeous things But you can't tell the size of them it looks like it could be a huge like granola bowl

And I texted and I go are you hungry though? And she goes starving? No, they're actually really good Yeah, but is it enough food? It's enough food because you eat like... For an adult. You can eat like bars, they have salads, like you can eat as, they don't tell you like how much to eat. You can eat as much as you want.

It's just I'm so not used to just having like plants. And I only did it for like a couple days and even do it for a full week. And then like at late night I would do like my normal like, just get some notes. Why'd you stop? They only sent it to me for a full week. And then like at late night, I would do like my normal like, just get some notes. Why'd you stop? They only sent it to me for a week. So, you're like my swipe up. I'm poor, I'm not buying this.

My swipe up ran out, page 20 is now page zero. And here we are. But that was cute, that I'm proud of you. When you went on that sugar cleanse, you were such a bitch. Guys, I went on the craziest diet, like two summers ago, before we started filming summer house, because I was like, I just wanna be fit,

because I know all we do is drink all summer and eat like absolute shit. Yeah, like what other TV show are they just like drinking in bikinis? So I did no sugar, no dairy, no carbs for two weeks. She did air. She had just coughed. Yeah, I literally lived on light.

I just coughed in your mouth. Yeah. I lived on light and air and I was so happy about it. I was like, do I live in LA? She was literally so mean. Like I was eating anything and she'd be like, what are you eating? And I'm like, I'm literally,

and you were like, don't do it around me! And I was like, you're protecting. I was like, you're protecting. Hannah was in another room eating M&Ms, and I literally sniffed it out and go, the audacity of you to eat a fucking M&M in my presence, and you were like, you weren't even in this room. Yeah, I was like, I didn't even know you were here.

I shouldn't even go here. No, I felt like you were a little horse, and I was like, I want some of yours. And you were like, I didn't even know you were here. You didn't even go here. No, I felt like you were a little horse and I was like, I want some of yours. And you were like, you locked yourself in the bathroom at one point. Yeah, I did. Cause I needed a moment.

My diet for summer house is I just accept I'm gonna gain 10 pounds. Oh man. And the only time I don't gain weight is cause I'm having diarrhea stress. Agreed. Usually when we stop when summer house is over, like I don't gain weight is because I'm having diarrhea stress. Agreed. Usually when we like stop when summer house is over, I then lose like 10 pounds because I just go back to not drinking as much.

Yeah. Well speaking of partying. Yeah. Oh, it's about to be your fucking birthday. Oh my god, yeah. My birthday's on Wednesday, November 4th. Can I tell you that I usually love my birthday and I love like celebrating it and I never care about turning a year older because you were still in our 20s, but I'm having a real tough time thinking about turning 28. Ooh, as an elder, who's 29.

27 to 28 is a game changer. Is it? I feel like that. Because 27, you're still close to 26, which is close to 25, which is close to 20. Yeah, 28 is when you start. I'm so glad that's how your brain works, because that's how I did it in my head too.

I was like, I'm practically 21. When you're single at 27, people are like, oh my god, you just need to like, discover yourself, find yourself, find what brings you joy. When you're single 28, people start being like, so what are you doing with your life? Are you okay? Like, do you need to go to therapy?

Why are you single? Why are you just doing fashion photos every time? Why don't you try to work on yourself and find a real connection? Hannah, stop doing fucking swipe ups for Sakura life. Did you go through my DMs? That was from Jessica. She just wanted, she's DM me to ask you that.

And then more of the stories I'm gonna be okay, and if I'm not, I'll let you know. No, you're literally gonna be so fine. I'm so excited for you. But I'm not fine because I don't know what to get you because you are literally like materialistically. I feel like anything you want you get, like you have and you have it for less. Honestly, don't get me anything.

My mom said the same thing and I was like, I just, I don't, I'm not celebrating it. Like we're in a pandemic, like I'm not, I can't do anything for it, obviously. And I don't, there's nothing like I want. I always said that, because I don't own a Chanel bag, which I think is like a classic thing that every girl needs to have. And I always said, like, I don't want a Chanel bag if someone else is buying it for me. So this year, I was like, maybe I'll splurge and buy myself a Chanel bag.

And then I was like, we're in a pandemic. People are dying out here. That's some people are using their shit. Yeah, that will get into that. And I was like, I can't just go out and buy myself a Chanel bag. So I would want to go about buying a Chanel bag. Do you go to like the place in the city?

Or do you call Chanel and say, it's Chanel on the bottom? It's Chanel. It's Chanel. Or do you go online and do your research? Or like, I'm then like, how do you pick which one you want? I know. So I've been looking at so many online,

and I'm just like, this is so tough. I feel like it's gonna be like this. It's like buying a little house. Yeah, you're buying a small house for like a baby. I feel like I have to either. Is that where you're going to put your baby? This is why you shouldn't be a mother, ever. I'm like, you live in here now.

You're my accessory. You live in this bag. I feel like I would like go to the Chanel store or I would go to like, I don't know, sacks or something. I don't know. I have a color you leaning towards. I definitely do black.

I would definitely do black and like a classic quilted leather. But I just, I don't think this year is the year. So I think maybe I'll do it at 29. So my question as like the dumb one of a group with fashion, guys can't tell what a bag is or like the accent of it. Some girls can tell. What are you doing it for? I have always loved like classic timeless fashion and I've always loved a Coco Chanel and like Audrey Hepburn and all of that and there's just something

about a Chanel bag that is just a classic piece and I always think like my daughter will then use this bag like any designer bag that my mom had when she was younger, I've taken. And there's you like the idea of you buying it. Yeah, like I would never want. Like when I've had boyfriends in the past, they've some of them been like, yeah, like I'll get you the Chanel bag

and I'm like, mm, but then when we break up, like that bag will always be tainted to me because you bought it And my mom was like I'll get you a Chanel bag like or we can go like have season it and I was like You know this is why you shouldn't date because boyfriends would come ex-boyfriends And then they ruin every song you listen to during the time that you dated they ruin like any food that you enjoyed, any restaurants, like I still can't eat Thai fusion. That like is a trigger for me. Like they just, they ruin things.

So you have to decide what you need to keep sacred in your own life. Can I tell you something? I've probably had maybe five real relationships, like people that I'd be like, that was my ex boyfriend. And then you have like those mini little Bullshit things, but I've probably had like four or five real relationships Anything they have ever given me I have gotten rid of

I have not kept one piece of jewelry. I have not kept like a shoe What do you do with it? I either give it back to them and say like I don't need it You deal with it or I've given it to like a shoe. What do you do with it? I either give it back to them and say like, I don't need it, you deal with it. Or I've given it to like a friend. Throw it in their face. Or I burn it and throw it. Yeah, I drop it off at them. Or I drop it off at the voodoo shop and I say, Rowan is fucking life.

Now he never thought of that, but I love that for us. And then I like all the hair that I was collecting from the shower, I bring it to her. I'm gonna say this is his, these are his pubes. Cut his dick off. Oh, that one dark bro, quick you guys. Yeah, that one left. Because I was thinking like, I don't want him to die, but I want him to have the worst stomachache he's ever had.

And then whenever he thinks it's over, the second wave comes. Yeah. So I am not, like the jewelry and all the gifts and stuff like that, like it doesn't do anything for me really, which you would think it was, because I fucking love shit. But, so I never wanted a boyfriend to ever buy me a Chanel bag, because I was like, I want to do that on my own, because I want to be able to use it for the rest of my life.

I just realized what I want for my worst enemy. You know when your sock keeps falling? Yeah. Or like your sock, something is just like all for your sock. Something's in your sock. Something's in your sock. Something's in your sock and the sock keeps falling. You have a little blister and it's like

the back of the shoes rubbing. That's what I want for them. For the rest of their fucking life. I want everyone that I hate to just constantly have a blister on the back of their heel And their favorite shoe rubs against that blister I actually have two blisters on the back of my feet right now. So someone definitely someone wish that shit on you That's some karma bitch

But what I was trying to say is like I've been shopping on Amazon for people But like I feel like you have your own Amazon storefront in your little studio apartment. I feel like you've bought everything on Amazon in the last, during quarantine. And so have I. Okay. It's quick side note.

This is how I know that I am an adult because I've always done like a drunk purchase here and there and it's like a lip gloss or like a top or something just like stupid, whatever, a skincare, something. I have been getting drunk, coming home and ordering shit on Amazon and forgetting about it yesterday full pot and pans set delivered Full pots and pans the day before that You don't cook Correct full knife set cutlery needed it guess I needed it week before that toaster So like I don't know how much more adult I could be

That order your drunk self was Martha Stewart Bitch turns into Martha Stewart and she's like we need this By the way, did you hear that Martha Stewart said the thing she missed most while in jail? was lemons Which is it didn't get that That just made my day that's the most Martha Stewart thing I ever heard also when I when I think about it, I imagine them being like, we can't give her lemons. Like she'll squirt it at the, and get in people's eyes and she'll get past the jail guard and then like Snoop Dogg will pick her up outside and they'll like escape together.

Can we talk about how that's probably the best friendship I've ever seen in my life? She wished him a happy birthday the other day on Instagram and I was like, this friendship is so pure and light. They need a podcast. No, like why don't they have one? Because I want to know what they talk about. What and how often do they chat? He's like, hi Martha, what'd you make this morning?

Oh my god, you're snoop dog impression. What that was? That was the worst impression I've ever done in my life and I'm so embarrassed and I'm so upset that this podcast isn't edited. Oh my god. Because now everyone's judging me. I'm Jan and Jews.

I don't know. I don't know. I like that though. Jan and Jews, my headphones. What's up y'all? It's Snoop Doggy Dog. I love Snoop Doggy. I love Snoop Doggy.

No, it wasn't better, but it's okay. It wasn't worse You can't be perfect. Yeah, it wasn't worse. It was different. Sometimes I like I'm just I'm so good at voices. I just want to feel like a normal person. Right. I butchered a Donald Trump impression the other day. Yeah, that's embarrassing. I just and humbles me sometimes. Yeah, you know, once you start it, you don't know it's going to come out of your mouth and sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Anyway, what else have you been getting on Amazon? So we were talking the other day and we were going through like our Amazon purchases. Yeah, like I'm pulling out my Amazon purchases because I need to be held accountable for my actions right now and I need to embarrass myself. I realize I bought a lot of nail polish. Like lots of nail polish. So I'm starting this new thing

where I decided that I'm gonna make art. Okay, right, you said that. But I haven't made any of it, but I've bought, oh god, I bought in C-glass. C-glass? What do you even do with that? Spray paint. I don't know, I thought I could do something cool with sea glass

and now I just have like pounds of sea glass, which are like pretty. Then I did buy a wooden thing like to paint. Okay. And it's all just in a corner. No, it's like a wood plank and I was gonna like paint it. You were gonna paint the plank. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be like,

I'm trying to do this like whole like modern beach house vibe. Okay. And then I bought all these quarks. Like quarks, because I saw on Pinterest people like make things with quarks. Are you okay? No. Yeah.

Because I just am buying like half of 10 art projects. Um, not really. Okay. It's more just like I wanna feel creative, but then I'm actually of real work to do right now. Right. And you're like, oh, gotta work on my quirk board.

And let's just say, um, the people at Amazon are just laughing in my face. I will, I will start to worry about you when you're like, I just painted this wood plank and I put this cheeky little saying, live laugh love on it and I hung it in the family room. That's when we'll have a straight intervention. Oh, and home is where the beach is.

Sand in my toes is where I find happiness. Um, also, I'm wailed. But if we just talked only in those like saying that moms hang over the kitchen table, like family is the happiness of the home. Or like, I don't even know. Yeah, that's actually my worst nightmare. If I walk into a guy's place and I see any kind of quote no Any kind of like motivational quote. I'm my actually my friend Chris

Who works at Southampton social. I'm blowing his spot up right now. Yes, I know He's really cute and he's like designing his own apartment But like it's a straight guy designing your own actually house And I was just like, oh, what aesthetic are you going with? And he was like, I put up a painting. And I was like, oh, we got cool, what kind of painting? And he goes, it's not really painting. It's just a quote.

He said, what? And he goes, I read it every day, I walk outside the house. And then what is it? It goes, it says hustle. No. Hard work is like at the other side of your comfort zone. And I go, I've never been drier. It's as if you've never been drier.

I go, put that shit in your notes in your phone. Okay? Right? Like, you don't need to put it on the wall. I wonder what goes on in straight men's heads sometimes. When they are putting up a hustle, quote, outside their door or when they're taking photos of people. I just want to know what goes on their head

when straight guys do those things. Straight men decorating is a funny thing that people don't talk about enough. I want to went into one of my guy friend's apartments. And this is like a while ago. And they have like this crazy painting up. And I was like looking at it and I go I feel like that should be really expensive like what is this painting like and I don't know anything about art

But you like maybe I don't understand yeah, like do I understand this? I'm missing something over my head. That's my worst nightmare is to like someone to start being explaining art and then ask you What you think of it and you're just like Uh, I don't know. I thought your worst nightmare was accidentally going to jail for tax evasion because you don't know how taxes work. Rad is my worst nightmare. I can have more than one. I have multiple. I have them all written down in my notes I'm like don't let this happen to you. Don't let this happen to you. don't let this happen to you. Oh. The notes and people's phones, I think one day we have to be like,

no, it's the note. No, that actually, I'm vetoing that because that is something so sacred. I feel like no one ever sees the notes in your phone. The shit I have written down is insanity. This is the problem with notes though. There's no organization or rhyme or reason. So then when you try to think of something or why you wrote something,

I have the most random, just like, songs that I want to download and have you wear in my phone. And I can never find it after. Mostly my notes are like before stand-up gigs me writing down like the order of my jokes. I have like daily to-do list. Future baby names, fall to-do list. My fears, I have written down my fears.

Why? I don't know. I don't think that's good. It's not good. I don't know when I did that or why I did that, but it's something that's amazing. I was talking to this comedian, Man and Matthews. She's when I'm burning in hell.

She was talking about how your brain does not process like negatives. So if you're like, I don't want to go to jail for tax evasion, your brain just hears going to jail for tax evasion. No, no, no, no. No, he manifesting going to jail for tax evasion. Do not, I'm just saying you have to change your words

because you're brain. You're subconscious just hears the words. So you need to be like, I'm paying taxes. I'm paying taxes. I'm living free. No, I'm living free. I'm paying my taxes. I'm doing my bills.

I literally got something in the mail from the treasury. Yeah, sure. And I go, this is it. This is the time. This is what happens. It's like a tax refund for $4. I was like, thank you so much. Thank you.

Also, like just get a fucking account. I have one. I'm not worried about it. It's also just like a funny thing now that's turned into like a whole thing. But wait, back to the Amazon ordering during quarantine. Yeah. I ordered an odd amount of underwear. Like an odd amount.

I'm not so did I. Why? It's because we don't want to do laundry right now. I think that's what it was. I was just like, hmm, fuck these underwear. I actually have an update because you know I only wear granny panties. Yeah. So I don't know if everyone knows that about you though. I feel like you think people know that and really only the people closest to you know that. Hannah refuses. Now I've lived with Hannah for many a summer. And Hannah refuses to wear a thong. She won't do it.

She does not wear that butt floss. No, she does not wear that butt floss that society puts on to us. And there have been so many times where we've gotten ready to go out and I'm like, can you can't wear that? You can see your underwear and she goes, this is me. Take it or leave it. I'm not trying to pretend I don't wear underwear, okay? The guy likes to fat us. You're gonna have a good time.

Quality about you that I actually do have learned to love. But I made this update because I wear it for like full granny panties. Like you know when like my whole ass is covered. I hate hate hate the feeling of wedges. I hate it. It's not what that, that is not what it feels like though. Like I'm telling you. You know people like, oh, at least do a cute boy short.

I'd rather a song than those boy shorts that are just like, what are you doing? Just why am I supposed to stick toilet paper at my ass? No, I think boy shorts are actually very uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. And then it's literally, I'd wish it on my worst nightmare, just like a constant wedgie, when you're trying to focus on what you're saying,

and you just feel your butthole being, I don't think I even have, I don't have one pair of underwear that isn't a thong. You're clearly not doing like high activity, because when you play tennis, like you cannot play sports in thongs, because they say that like, there's some kind of bacteria or something

That's probably against it Because looking about your butt sweat and your vagina sweat and like oh my god, this got so dark Yeah, you don't sweat. I just sparkle But no, I do wear thongs now, but I bought this new underwear and I'll do a swipe up on Google sweat Instagram where it looks like a thong in the front, like it looks like it's a G string in the front, but then the back it turns into like a full diaper.

But it looks sexy. I love that. It looks sexy. I love that. But in the back, my butt is covered. Okay. Well, I bought a lot of Calvin Klein thong underwear during quarantine.

I did Calvin Klein too. I love that. I feel like they're so comfy. Do you ever not wear underwear at all? Okay, so actually this is an interesting topic of conversation because I don't, like I always wear underwear and my, some of my girlfriends think it's so weird that I wear underwear when I wear workout leggings. It's not weird. I don't think it's weird.

I like my lips to be covered. I like them to be in a home. In a home. They can't get away. Yeah, this is your home. This is where you live. What if some shit went down? My labia just like out and about.

I just, I'm uncomfortable with it. I wear underwear to bed also. Like people think that's weird. I'm like, I, I'm uncomfortable with it. I wear underwear to bed also like people think that's weird. I'm like I'd rather go topless with underwear than no underwear bra. Like I'm not a big like sleep naked person either. What if there is a fire? I'm I don't wake up for anything so I don't care about that. I'm gonna live in the woods. I gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game.

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I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. I'm gonna lose the game. we'll get into it. Okay, we need to move on because I actually have so much to say to that. We need to do front page news because the shit going on right now is fucking insane. So my first story is Kim Kardashian. She turned 40, she took all of her family members and some close friends to an island into Heaty and she's getting major, major backlash. Chloe was on the Ellen DeGeneres show and she was like, yeah, it's like a frustrating year. I get it. People are so annoyed about it. But she wanted to do this

nice thing. And Kim posted like, we took so many precautions. We all got tested multiple times. We all quarantined before we left. The resort that we stayed at was actually very happy to have visitors. They got like, were being paid. Helping small business, helping small business. People were saying that Kim's like lamb photoshoot on the island was very tone deaf with the captions. Someone was like, I haven't seen my family in four months. Here's the thing. That I think, look, you can feel however you want about the Kardashians, but you about the Kardashians, but you cannot compare yourself to them in any situation. Like, they are not like you and I living

in this normal COVID world. Yeah, like you don't know what you would do if you were in their situation. Like that same person being like, this is tone deaf, like whatever. If you had a billion dollars, would you still be sitting in your mom's basement? They should be like, you know, a little bit more philanthropic,

I guess, during COVID and not going to private island. Maybe they are philanthropic, do you know? I mean, definitely. I mean, it can't literally go from like she's doing like serious prison reform or whatever. Yeah, wait, I watch Kim's thing on Netflix with David Letterman. Yeah. I like her.

People say she sounded like very educated on the topic. I mean, there was one time when David Letterman was talking about prison reform and he was like, how do you feel about when he went into like this big, long sentence of like all these smart things? And in my head, I was like, what the fuck did he just say? You were like, this is not the best. And she goes, well, I don't know what you just said. And she's like, she's being honest. Yeah, she's just like, I don't know what that means.

I'm still in law school. I love her. I've always been at Kim's stand. I got it. People are mad that she went and did this. But also, she's rich enough to have the means to have her. Everyone to get tested. Everyone to like, they weren't spreading it.

No one was sick. Like, whatever. Also like, it's Kim Kardashian. Yeah, like when people expect her job is to post their glamorous lifestyle for us to laugh at it. That's why the best part about it was the memes because she posted the tweet that was like, okay, it said after two weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine.

I surprised my closest in our circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time. And then my friend posted the Jersey Shore House. Wait, that's epic. That's epic. Oh my God. So people had fun with it and look, the Kardashians, the whole part about it is they're not humans. Yeah, they're not humans. That's not. They're not humans, it's because Chloe Kardashian

posted a photo with no nostrils. Yeah. Why doesn't she have a friend that's like, go bitch, you edited that too much. Kim Kardashian keeps posting photos where she has six toes. How is no one catching her on it? Or like get a new Photoshop team,

because clearly they're real. Yeah, like I know you're not face tuning by yourself. I told you, I want a new thing that if you use a certain level of editing, it Instagram should flag it to just say this photo has been highly edited. Wow. You're a life runner, huh?

Yeah, I'm trying to get you're trying to get out and like really. But I also do think the more you edit your photos, the more you hate yourself in real life. So true. So true. I'm telling you, one of the best compliments I've ever gotten, this was like a while ago.

Some guy said to me, you know what? You look the same on your Instagram. And actually, I think you're better in person. And I was like, oh my God. I normalize that. Let's normalize that. To look the same as you do on your Instagram. I was like, thank you so much.

Or actually being more fun in person on your Instagram. Speaking of aesthetics, Sam Smith, yeah, who is a they now? Really? Has undergone, yeah, it's they. Oh, I didn't know that. So they got hair transplants. Okay.

And they love them. How would you feel if your man was losing his hair? Oh, got it. And want to hit like what I feel like you have thoughts about them. Yeah, I feel like it totally do. So I have some guy friends who have gotten hair transplants and the confidence in which these men now walk around is so like heartwarming, because I'm like, go off.

Like, do your fucking thing, bang those 21 year old girls while you're 35. Like, they feel so much better about themselves. And I think here's how I feel about hair transplants and like any cosmetic surgery that you electively wanna get. If you really feel like it is going to make you more confident and you are going to like yourself more,

I think go and do it. But if it's a deeper rooted issue that you're like a girl and you're like, I have to get my tits done. I have to get my boot my mom, that's the same thing. Boob's. But you never know. We got it. You want to do it.

I can't believe I just said the word tits. One of my like trash. My mom is going to be like, are you fucking hitting me, Paige? She's like, you been hanging out with Hannah too much. If you have to get your lips done, your nose done. Like, usually with girls, there's a deeper issue with guys getting hair transplant. That shit is so normal.

Like, they lose their hair. If I was dating a guy, and he was like, I really want to do this, I would be so supportive. I was like, okay, like, yeah. No one has. I think I'd be supportive too. Caff and plants, no. It's not, because they don't, like, okay, like yeah. You know what I think I'd be supportive to. Caff and plants? No. It's not because they don't like maybe they like look at it.

It's the point that this guy was so insecure that he thought he needed a calf and plants. Like at some point, I don't know, but guys get them. That's also guys are getting this new like jawline thing. No. Which is scary to me because you don't you don't realize like what makes a guy hot and what doesn't. Turns out, we don't like anyone. We just like jaw lines. That's what I realized. Yeah. So guys are like getting fillers to have jaw lines. No, I don't. And they're going from like literally a guy that's like being shoved into a locker in high school. I mean, I'm all into a guy, take like getting a pedicure, you know, getting a facial here and there.

But if they're going and getting as much cosmetic, like, leasering their face and like, doing all this fake bullshit, like, no. I need you to be like a boy. I'm okay with the little metro-sexual, like, I'm okay with your pain, but if you go past your pain and you're straight up, like, it's just like, it shows how deeply secure you are and it goes back for men or women. I think you're right. Before you do any like real cosmetic surgery, go to therapy for three months. Right. I agree. To see. Totally. If it's not just you don't just have to call your dad.

Sometimes you just have to call your dad. Yeah. Honestly, that's what it is. I called my dad the other day and I'm not kidding. The confidence boost in which I received. He goes, he takes the face time from my mom and goes, just wanna let you know that I love you so much and I love you like every single day and I'm your, I mean, he was talking a mile a minute just like gassing me the fuck up and I was just like, dude, I fucking love you.

Like, I am obsessed with my dad. Like, on another level. I just have to like acknowledge me and like not shit on me for a second because we just are always roasting each other and he just has to be like I love you and I'm like Anyway, we've daddy issues one time wait. This is a great story one time. This is years ago I think I was in college. Some guy was like being rude to me or something. And just like being a dick, and my comeback to him was like, not gonna work because I fucking love my dad. Not gonna work with me.

And he was like, what? And I was like, yeah, I have a dad. He loves me. I love him. So this game doesn't fucking work with me. And I was just like, wow, this is kind of a badass fish line. You guys, whenever any dude fucks with you, just go, this isn't gonna work for me

because I love my dad. I love my dad. So this is gonna work because I love my dad. So move on to the next girl. That is so fucking good. Yeah, my dad's whole thing with me is always like don't let boys distract you. And then when I start dating a guy, he just goes don't ruin his life. So I don't know what kind of games my dad's whole thing with me is always like don't let boys distract you and then when I start dating a guy he just goes don't ruin his life

So I don't know what kind of games my dad's playing with me, but I like it That too, I like that too. Can we discuss Emily rad? Dude, maybe the cutest pregnant human I've ever seen in my life and she knows it She knows it. She's not even I was dying laughing when I was looking at her pregnancy photos because I was like first of all Hannah was that size a month ago when it took her pregnancy shoe. I literally had nachos and I was bigger than that. And also this is very interesting she wrote like the whole essay for Vogue. Also did you read her essay that she wrote about the photographer sexually assaulted her?

Yes, I thought it was really good. The cut article, yep. People were like, oh my god, Emily, we don't care what you have to say, or just a super model, which I was like, first of all, rude. Basically, for people who didn't read it, she, as a young model, you get put on photo shoots. Sometimes you get paid. Sometimes it's just like good to have a famous photographer shoot you.

This guy was was pretty legit. She said she went up state with him and he basically, it was a lingerie thing. She was getting drunk with him and she was just saying how he was awkward. Eventually he was like, let's go nude and she was taking photos nude. The next thing you know, he was trying to like put his finger in her. Yeah, and like he was like no. And then he ended up like taking all of the pictures and like creating a book and like she never got paid for any of it. Yeah, so then he came out with a book and she apparently had,

he's saying that she signed like a waiver being like before he went on the shoot, but they couldn't even find that and she lost like tons of money and lawyer fees. And I think he's like loaded. But yeah, he had a whole like New York art show of just her nudes. And like she was just like, and people were like, she was like, this is the part that blew my mind so much.

She was like, just imagine someone having a nude photo of you, like above their couch. Yeah. And if it's not my husband, don't want it. Also, if I ever walked into a guys apartment, there's a nude photo of Emily Radikowski, I'd be like, Jesus Christ, getting together. So I can't believe you just said that because one time I did walk into a guys apartment and

there was like years ago years ago Yeah, no this actually this was years ago. This was actually probably a Year before I Perry and I were dating I walked into this guys apartment and he had a massive picture of Emily Routikowski Like in a bathing suit and like a sports illustrated bathing suit He's like really oh music that's like a really famous, and I go, okay. It's like, roll the fuck up, take down your post. That's when I'll take the live laugh love post.

That is the only exception where I'm like, put a live laugh love, just like having like, you know how they have those like 50s or 40s photos of like women, you're like over a car and they're like, it's art. There was a guy. There was a guy. There was a guy one time that had an Audrey Hepburn picture with a ball gag in her mouth. And I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, that's like rich guys being like, this is art and it's like, no.

You're not interesting because you're trying to sexualize a queen. I was like, how dare you do that to Audrey Hepburn? Then he was like, you kind of look like her and I was like, think you stole my. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is my number one. I actually realized last night when I was watching the movie Rebecca with him in Lily James, he's my number one. Like if I ever met him, I'm sorry, but I'm throwing myself at him. Like I love him. Everything about him I love. I'm so not sure about that. I think he's so good looking. There's something about his voice. He's like big. Oh my God, it came in trouble. Have you ever seen his like interviews like do you like his personality? Yes. I love everything about him.

You sound like Claire from the Bachelor at, but continue. I don't care, I love him. So he commented on Timothy, Chevrolet. Chevrolet. Um, Instagram and said, King Shit with a bunch of emojis like the eggplant emoji, the water, like spoutout emoji hearts and fire and people were like Freaking out about it like you're 50 years old. No one cares about you

Why are you saying this and he was like whoa calm down? He was trying to be sarcastic how like when girls comment on other girls Instagrams like yes, Queen like do that whatever He was being funny. He was being funny. He was being funny. And it made me love him even more. That's really the only story. I just wanted to bring him up. You literally just wanted to tell a story

about how much you love Army Hammer, which is a perfect transition for me to discuss the Bachelor of R. Which I know you don't watch, and you didn't understand my reference that you're just like Claire from the Bachelor of R. Yeah. The people that don't know. Claire is 39. just like Claire from the bachelorette. Yeah, but people. I don't know Claire is 39. She's the oldest bachelor at ever Okay, and she has been on multiple

She'd have been watching the bachelor at like it's just I've never watched it I've never watched the bachelor. I've never watched the bachelor at and I love reality TV I just can't get into it. You should you should but it's like I started watching it when I was with my girlfriends in college and it was like our Monday football like it's like great today watching it when I was with my girlfriends in college and it was like our Monday football like it's like great. We're rooting for Tim right you just get so into it and It's it's just amazing and they also have a great humor to it. It's funny. Okay anyway So she did the number one rule that you don't do as the bachelorette, which is actually quite easy, is you don't, when the guy comes out of the limo, when they all come out and you meet them, go, I just met my husband.

Oh, well, I, oh, well, I could never be the bachelorette. No, but literally, like, your only job is like, even if of 30 people, what I always say with the bachelorette is like, you know the three guys you like. You meet 30 guys, you know which three you like. But you have to keep your cards close to your chest as I say in love Island. I keep my cards close to my chest

and make America like fucking not know what you're gonna do. She immediately just goes, oh my God, I just met my husband. I'm so surprised they kept that in because from a television standpoint, like, well, I don't think they were going to, but she was so out of control to the point that the other men start revolting, which has never happened in any bachelor's. They staged a coup.

The other men were basically like, they staged a coup and they were like, well, we're sorry. Clearly, we just want to be with Dale. Right. Yeah, that was like a real great rough. Is this up a little bit? I don't even know how to spell a coup, but yeah. This is a local podcast. So she basically won't stop talking about Dale, like a guy will come and she'd be like, what do you think about Dale? Like, you know when you're in the press on someone, and you can't stop saying their name, you keep bringing them up in conversation.

Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, that reminds me of Dale. Or it's like, does that refer to you as a reminder're in front of someone, and you can't substitute their name, you keep bringing them up in conversation. Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, that reminds me of Dale. Or it's like, does that refrigerator remind you of a time that like, Dale opened it up? Oh, it's refrigerator? Oh, yeah. We're like, oh my god, I love water, Dale likes water. Yeah.

I love when you get in like, because no one you're with your friends, and I'm just trying to have brunch and like everything they say is, it's like she's having a sheen of moment, except she has no friends, she just has other guys she's dating. Yeah. And it's like when you're still like her ex and like you go on. It was, it's like she's having a sheen of moment, except she has no friends, she just has other guys she's dating. Yeah.

And it's like when you still like her ex and like you go on your first date and you're just like, my ex was like really in this. Yeah. You're like, the waitress brings the water and you're like,

my ex is a swimmer. Oh, yeah. So I'm like, wow, I'm gonna say that. So I think the guys are starting to revolt. Yeah. And that's why they were like, okay, so we need to show why they're revolting and then what. So I think the guys are starting to revolt. Yeah. And that's why they were like, okay, so we need to show why they're revolting. And then what happens is I think she ends

up just leaving with the guy like really early and then go and then a new girl comes in, which is insane because they're supposed to pick guys that want that girl. So I don't know how that transition is going to work. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. So you're saying that the bachelorette like cuts her season short. Like really short. Because she's like, no, I met my man. I'm really glad. Also this guy is this like,

he like used to be a football player. So, you know, he's about that. He definitely, he's like a male fitness model New York City. Like, we know people who know him. His name's Dale Moss. He's like this light skin, like tall black guy. And like, yeah, he's cute. Yeah, he's sweet, but like, you don't know the person

until you've gone to IQ with them. Right, and just like, male models are, I'd say worse than athletes, because at least athletes are gonna like make money. Right, I was thinking it, but I was like, no, I can't say it. I can't say it. I said it. Thanks God. It's gonna make money.

And I've got some of that. At least they don't care about their appearance more than you. And at least they are gonna have athletic children, so then you can like, they can get scholarships in college. I've thought about this. Mail models, like, they're also treated differently because they're so good looking. Yeah. You don't understand this because this happened to you but like people assume that you're like nicer and like more successful and everything. Only if you're in the eye though. Only if you're that. Well as a girl like

you I feel like people might be nice to you. I also want to be I want to be the better looking one in the relationship like I want him to be, I can't believe I got her. And maybe like you're exactly. I can't believe you didn't either. And it's good because they say that like, I don't, you have to find a balance, but they always say like, do you want the guy to like you more than you like him?

I feel like there's a balance. There's a balance, but I feel like what I go off of is my dad loves my mom way more. Like way more. Like this man cannot do a single frame. They say, for a successful marriage, that's what it should be. Yeah, and I think there's, okay,

there's always times in relationships we're talking about like in the past that you like them more than they like you and it's like super fun, but then you're like, okay, but now I wanna like go to sleep at night, like you like me more than I like you. it's like super fun But then you're like okay, but now I want to like go to sleep at night like you like me. Yeah There's a part where you're like, oh like this is so fun I'm like so obsessed with you But then you also start to get nervous because you're like, wait, do you like me?

We haven't even talked about like you do you are you obsessed with me too? And I'm like I can't be in that state Then you're like at your wedding day and you're like, hey, do you like me? Yeah? Are you mad at me? Yeah, like are we wait am I being annoying? Yeah? You literally are gonna be up on the altar and you're like, hey, do you like me? Yeah. Are you mad at me? Yeah, like, are we, are we? Am I being annoying? Yeah. You literally are going to be up on the altar and you're going to like, am I being annoying right now? Maybe you do.

I like to do my speech and I was like, it's not too much. No, I literally need someone who I can like, literally far inside their mouth and they're like, I love that. Yeah. I you definitely do. Okay, my next story is, we never even talked about this.

Chrissy Teigen and having her miscare. I mean, that was just heart-runching. She has still birthed. It was heart-runching, but also as someone who was in the hospital, the fact that she got the amount of content she got is a lot. Like, I'm sorry, at what point were you like, okay, I'm going to be crying. And I need to take a picture. Because I don't think she needs a photo. knew like I think she was getting so much content

because she got she was in there like this is like routine will be fine and then like shit really got crazy but she had written an entire essay about the still birth of her son Jack and Hillary Clinton started following her on Twitter and then tweeted about her like how brave it was and how that it happens to so many women and no one really talks about it and how much Chrissy helped her or like just was helping women in general and Chrissy like started to delete tweets and videos because she's like Hillary Clinton follows me now like I cannot be out here while day. And so, I was thinking in my head, and I wanted to ask you,

who, if someone started following you on Instagram or Twitter, what would make you freak out? Like, who is the one person that you'd be like, damn, like they follow me right now? Well, fun fact, why? Donald Trump Jr. Well, fun fact. Okay. Donald Trump Jr. So follows me.

And shut the fuck up. I literally just do dating and fart tweets. And Donald Trump Jr. like, it happened like a year ago. I was like, that's weird. He is the one that was having the affair with Aubrey O'Day. I think he's the brunette one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was having the affair with Aubrey O'Day. Well, he was married. Also, he's Aubrey O'Day. I think he's the brunette one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was having the affair with Aubrey O'Day. Well, he was married. Also, he's Aubrey O'Day okay. I don't know. Someone's got to check on her. But anyway, who... I mean, I feel like would be someone in fashion. I think you asked me to be like, can you ask me what my... Well, I wanted you to think. I want you. That's what ask me to be like, can you ask me what my well I wanted you to think I want you to be okay

and I thought of you in fashion like if Victoria Beckham started following me I'd lose it like I would just lose my mind would you then like question every out for you both everything everything I'd question everything I'd be like what specifically made her find me I'm more like if a person that that I have a crush on starts following me. Okay.

Then it's like little things like, yeah, if someone I, or like a new friend who I think is cool starts following me, then I'm like, you have to reassess your whole Instagram strategy. Like, do I do into stories like this anymore? Like, how does Hannah do it into story? Can I tell you that like, when people start following me that I know in like every day life for the first time I get really nervous because I'm like oh shit they don't know what front page news is and I'm a psychopath. And there's so many times where I've had friends text me and be like wait

can we just talk about this for a second what are are you doing? I mean, this is from Beijing and you'll get it. Like, yeah, like it's a zone you get in and you kind of black out and you can't learn it, live it, love it. Exactly. And the best part about when someone new follows you is looking at your Instagram from the perspective of that person and trying to think

if you're cool or not. A thousand percent one is no one talk about it. I go on talk about that enough. I go on my finsta and watch my own Instagram stories and I'm like, what do people think of me? The one night I was sitting with one of my girlfriends and she goes, what are you doing? And I go watching my Instagram story back because today was a fucking masterpiece.

And she was like, story truly comes together. The best, my favorite thing is, you know is the Lady Gaga meme where she's like amazing and scary. Like, the game changing. That's me watching my own Instagram. Revolutionary. Literally, just me reposting a tweet. Do you have any other news? No, that was it.

I felt it ending. We are going to wrap up with my new favorite segment that we're doing, Pepp, Talk. Time, so I love it. Pepp, Talk, Time. That's how you have to say it. We're talking about all your problems. We're giving you advice.

We're talking about it. Hannah, what is the question? OK, so we got a lot of good stuff this week. We have to talk about it. We have to tell you exactly how we feel. Okay, the first one is Erica.listin. I don't know if I should blow people up on here, but I will. He says he can't treat me like or Erica. Erica. Erica. Okay. He says he can't treat me just like any other hoe.

Okay, I like where this is going. Fuck that, that in capital letters. How do I get him to question mark? I want the D. Whoa. Oh. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. I don't love that he used the word hoe. Don't love that.

I have so many questions. So, Erica is trying to sleep with this man. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

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When you use sex as a tool for control, or like putting your pussy on a pedestal, when you don't even want the pussy on a pedestal, something weird is going on. Because at the end of the day, if you have sex the first date or the 30th date, it doesn't matter. You got to see if the dick game is strong. Now if Erica said this to him on the first date and he was like, I can't treat you like that. This is the first date. Then I would get it.

I got that. If you're like, you're like a couple of weeks into talking or a couple dates into whatever and he has not tried to sleep with you, he does not like you because guys will literally sleep with like anything that walks down the street if like that girl winks at her. Or he has a weird thing with sex where like why does having sex mean

that you're treating a girl like a hoe? Or he's gay because that's when my mom says, if someone doesn't like me, she's like, he barely is gay. And she goes, and that's what a gay person is. Someone who's a man who's not attracted to you. And that's how I learned about gay people. All my mom was like, they don't like you.

They like you as a person. Turns out gay guys actually love you. Yeah, no, I like you guys. We have the same thing. OK, this is a good one from Danielle Steen, underscore, underscore. What advice would you give for scooping out a guy? Oh, she's Christ scoping I go scooping out what is the hot thing for kids who can't read good

what advice would you give for scoping out a guy before going on a date during COVID? So basically she's saying what is our process in the past? In the past, what is our process for before you go on a date researching the guy. I love this, because it is in depth. Yeah. First thing I do is the general Google. Yeah. If you have the full name great,

if you don't, no problem, we will get it. Yeah. No, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. So let's say we have like Mike D. So Mike D, you put in his location, let's say he's in Maryland, Mike D, you put in his job, obviously.

If he doesn't have the job, you put in the general job like accounting. He'll have something about like a college he went to. There will be enough information. You just put all the information you have, and then you delve through. You have to look at the LinkedIn, but look at it from,

you have to be signed out so that they can't see that you've looked at it. Which is key. Key, no that's key. And when you look at the LinkedIn, like, look how in-depth the LinkedIn is. Like, if he's putting too much stuff, like if he has recommendations on his LinkedIn

from his coworkers, like, he's a fucking loser. Yeah. Like, why do you need so much validation from other people? I like to go on the Facebook. Facebook. Look at the pictures. See if we have any mutuals. Get their birthday, figure out their sign.

See if we're even compatible. First off. Put it into one of those compatibility charts. I like to also figure out what college they went to, what year they graduated, in case they're on any type of roster. I like to see that roster photo, what did you play in college. That's where you get the real height. Yeah, that is where you will figure out

how tall this human actually is. And you also find out if he's a loser or a winner, because if you want your children to be winners, you can't be fornicating with losers right so definitely the Facebook definitely Google also from his sports thing it says like whose parents are and his major like you get a lot of info from that you look look across some then you need to Google maps that shit yeah they're parents across the sex will not be consensual so move the fuck on so we played hockey. You will get an STD.

Where? Condom. And if you played football, he might not be able to form a sentence, but you'll have a great time. Yes. When he's not cheating on you. So we have LinkedIn, we have Facebook. then also like just Google image. Google image to see what comes up. Yeah, you can reverse Google image, which I like recently started being coming up Sustress. Do explain. So you could like copy a picture and then put it into Google image search, like paste that picture and then now where it is. Yeah, like where was this photo taken? What is the vibe? And then like pictures like, oh that person will come up and you're like, but people talk shit about Facebook and I really think like Facebook is where you get the goods. Facebook is where you get that like awkward photo.

He forgot to set to private like freshman year of college and you're like, oh, whoa. And then I like to do, I like to see what Instagram whores they're following. I feel like that's very important for our relationship. You know, are you into blondes? Are you into big boobs? Are you into bikini Instagram girls? Are you in, like what is, what are you into? I need to know.

I really, really cannot even deal with a guy who's following too many, many thoughty girls because it's like, do that shit in private. One time one of my friends, their Instagram was like open it on the table and I, like their explore page was open and I was just like, that's your explore page. It's just like tits. I go, what are you casting a pornography?

Like how? How is that? Like, and then I was like, he was like, well, what's your explore page? And it's literally just fashion. Like, it's just girls and like, TikToks of like, look at these shoes. And I was like, I don't know like normal shit. Like, comedy, like, memes. And I go, you are casting a pornography, but okay. Mine is literally cats and memes and food. Yeah, I mean normal things. Oh my God, I love that. When you first start seeing a guy be like, can I see your export page? Yeah. And you have to like go when they search when they're searching someone you have to see where you are

in the lineup. Like if they've searched you one time. Do you do this or not? Yeah. Do you, when you start seeing a guy, make sure he's not in your top. Yes, are you kidding? That's number one rule. So a couple of years ago, I was on a date. And this was like maybe like third or fourth date. And we were like sitting on his couch. And we were talking about something on Instagram.

And I'm sitting next to him and he goes, oh my God, I have to like look that up. And he went to the search page. I was the first person he searched and I was just like, you're obsessed with me. That is the best fucking feeling in the world. It is. I had the worst fucking feeling in the world in college when I first got to college.

I started seeing this hockey guy and that was back then before. Yeah, we didn't have Instagram and I googled him and I clicked on like all the articles because he had like articles. I just want to see if he was going to go pro, you know? I want to know if I was going to go. I was not valid. I just want to see if he's going, and he did end up going pro and he also ended up having

sex with my friend, but they got married. It was, yeah, anyway. So, I digress. I digress. I digress. But like, it was in my dorm room and we were looking at my computer and I don't know why, but somehow like I jokingly was like, let's Google you. No, because I'm I want to play myself. You're a monster. And every single

link had you had clicked. Oh! And I was sitting there. And I don't, I actually, I wasn't quick enough back then and I think I just let it sit. That's my worst nightmare. That's my worst nightmare. It's truly terrifying. I think I have dreams of that. Going on a date and having to pretend

like you don't know everything about this human is the true testament that women are stronger than men. It really is. We're just we're smarter, we're stronger, we're better. We played you. We played you and it's also cute when like you just set them up. Yeah, we're just like, yeah! No one talks about it. Girls don't talk about that enough. Yeah, like you know when he clearly, like loves his little niece. Yeah, and he just like has to do the photos.

I just look at his love kids. And you're just like, oh my god, sorry, like my aunt's texting me, my niece misses me. And you love her so much. There one of my friends was going out on a date with this guy and she was like, he has like a lot of toloom pictures and I was like, you have to bring it up. Like you have to bring something up subtly just

because she was like, I don't follow him. He was like private, but we had like followed him on and like our stalker and stuff. So we knew he loved like going to toloom for like new years like how cliche, and I was like, you have to subtly bring up, like, I just love Mexico, like I wish we could go to Tulum or something, it's like my favorite place.

And she did it and he was like, wait, no, like I'm obsessed with Tulum. Wait, wait, what? Boon or, oh, men are just. Stupid, so stupid. They're just dumb puppies, but we need them to procreate. What? Boon or- Oh! Man, our just- Stupid. So stupid. They're just dumb puppies, but we need them to pro-create. Final question.

Mm-hmm. From Petal Janice, went on a date with a guy with super bad breath, all capital letters. Yeah, should I tell him? No. No. I could- No. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Just get out, just bring like, Listerine strips or gum and like be taking a piece of gum and then just be like, oh my God, you want one? This is my theory. When you actually like a guy, especially in the beginning, when your fucking hormone levels are raging, yeah.

His breath is not gonna smell that bad to you. And with the wrong person, their breath will smell really bad to you. That's such an interesting truth. Do you know what I believe that? Do you know like your mom or your dad? Do you ever feel like they have really bad breath? Like you know when they kind of have it, but like you still love it? It's like your own sense. No, because my family is a bad comparison, because if someone in my family smells at any point, my whole family knows about it. Like my dad would be like, why do you, why do you smell like that? Like it's just a whole, so my family is a bad comparison.

But I just do ever. I don't think I's like hot even though Okay, so true that that's what I'm trying to say and I really think also when you're with the wrong guy You get like UTI eyes and your vagina starts to smell funky because his seamen pH is not aligning with yours and I really think there's a lot more physical, animalistic sense and feelings that isn't just your brain that makes people compatible. I think a guy is terrible breath. Don't try to fix his breath, bitch. Just get out. He's not the right one for you. I feel like all of our advice is just get out. Right. You guys, that was our second episode of Giggly Squad.

To watch this, go to patreon.com slash giggly squad, please, please, please rate, subscribe, review, because we see how many people are listening, and we see how many reviews we have, and it doesn't fucking add up. I know what you're trying to do to us, because it's fucking pissing me the fuck off, because I carried the one, and it wasn't right. Sorry, I didn't want to do that. That was epic. That was epic. Thanks, babe. I love you so much, Anna. Also, it's Paige's birthday on the fourth. So everyone like, we can't pair by me. What should they do? Honestly, we need to let the gigglers come up with it because we lost control. Yeah, I don don't yeah, I don't I

Have no idea. I'm just this is their world and we're living in it totally. I want I want them to come up with it So you guys can pitch us or we'll see what they decide to do anything else Oh, we have friends giving I have like a fun comedy event that page is gonna be out of me I'll be at November 18th. So I'll put a link in the description. Page anything else. Do you have anything you want to promote? I'm doing a fashion article while it'll already come out, which will be the top five boots that you need for the fall. And then my next one will be coats under $100.

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