Giggly Squad - Giggling about how hot guys are crazy, chlorophyll conspiracies, and bad driving

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

Paige and Hannah give advice to some of the most absurdly wild questions yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. What's up guys, I really has been ever introduced ourselves. Hi, I'm Hannah, I play tennis. Hi, I'm Paige and I haven't showered in three days. I realize every time I get on Giggly Squad, I'm like, when haven't showered in three days. I realize every time I get on Giggly Squad, I'm like, when we do our page, if you guys don't subscribe to our Patreon,

I feel like you're really messing out because you're not getting the full effect of what's happening. But I look at myself in the computer screen and I'm just like, why don't I ever get ready for Giggly Squad but anything else on Instagram? Like, I'm ready for- Because Giggly's raw. We raw down this podcast.

And I realize it's because I feel like I'm just like talking to a group of my girlfriends. And like if one of my girlfriends is coming over to my apartment, I'm not like, oh, let me shower. Obviously. That'd be crazy. I did get my hair did by your hair. Yes, and I was thinking.

Thank you. So on Patreon, if you want to see my hair did, it'll make your day, to be honest. At Melissa will cut you. She's amazing, and I want everyone to go to her. But also, please stop making appointments with her because it's hard for me to get my appointment first. And then, yeah, she's amazing.

She gives that cool girl hair, too. She actually talks to me the whole time. It's like, you know what people are driving? And they talk the whole time and you're like, how did you even get to this place? She talked the whole time, just looked up, and the haircut was done. It was incredible.

No, there's something about your hair stylist that, like, I don't care how much the haircut costs because you're also my therapist. Yeah. Like, I give her the low down, I would say, go once every like two months, really. Yeah. I give her the full low down of like what's happening.

Yeah. And we just talk the whole time. Cause there's something about the one the hair dryer's on and you could just kind of yell. And it's just therapeutic and you're like, this fucking bitch and she's like, yes, yes girl. I always end up talking my horoscopes with them. Also, she's dating a guy who's older.

And I was like, isn't it funny? Yes. People either like, he's older, they're like, okay, is that he? And she's been dating him for a while. She's also the, do you want to just take her home, put her in your pocket and like, keep her? She's adorable.

But we talked about like, your hair was so iconic your first season. Thank you so much. And then like, you've so iconic your first season. Thank you so much. And then like you've evolved as a woman does, but I'm excited. I get really nervous about haircuts. It's basically like the dentist for me because I feel like it's very associated with my sexuality. Like if I don't feel like my hair is sexy,

I feel like a mole rat. See I like the one when I first went and got curtain bangs with her, I was like, I'm so nervous, just like let's do like a little bit. And then I had it for like two weeks. And then I went back and she was like, why are you back on my schedule? And I was like, because I want to go full curtain bang.

And she was like, okay, come on in. Yeah, you can't end up with a curtain bangs. I just, yeah, I just really trust her. But I'm gonna be honest, you could do like a GI Jane. And it would be iconic. Hannah, no, I just really trust her, but I'm gonna be honest. You could do like a GI Jane and it would be iconic Hannah, no, I could never sorry. Just manifest it. Sorry Also, I had an interesting week. There were some traumatizing things that happened first of all are you getting harassed online by like pet accounts? pet accounts. Pet accounts? No.

But this is the first time I'm getting really harassed online by like grown middle aged men. Oh, they're in cells. Yeah. Do you know what an cell is? Mm-mm. It's a guy who's celibate, but like not on purpose. And they're just like lonely and angry,

or they're married and they're just like not having sex. I have some angry old dudes too. Yeah. And I'm just like wait you even know what bravo is So many levels to it's like first of all how the fuck this guy find me one Oh, I'm like do you friends with my dad? Is that how we know each other? A six-year-old dude wrote that my fiance's creepy for marrying me and I'm like you are a six year old man commenting on a 29 year old girl's relationship. I had like a 55 year old guy,

I'm being polite when I say 55 who's probably older. He doesn't care, I don't think he's listening. He's actually, you never know. And told me that I don't show my boobs enough. I hate that so much. And I was just like, wait, what? This is the craziest thing ever. I was like, have you not heard of like me too?

And like all of these things. Like, this is a totally fancy throw. You can't message me that. This is an E. Which is like you just never show. You're cleavage and I think you'd get a lot more traction if you did. And I was just like, that's disgusting.

You know girls follow me for outfit inspiration? Yeah, I was like guys, seriously, like men don't really even follow me. Like my Instagram is for the girls. Instagram is for the girls, Saturdays for the boys, leave us alone, go chill on a Saturday, and shut up. Yeah, like I'm posting out, like the only time

I'm posting something like a little bit sexy on my Instagram story is if there's a guy I'm talking to and I want him to see it literally one guy. It's for one guy. It's one guy. It's for one guy. And we're all like hyping you up. We hope you like like my I posted an Instagram video on Wednesday of like my outfit Which was a sick outfit? It was like these pants that had these buttons that I unbuttoned and it had like these holes because I was going to a birthday dinner. And I legitimately posted it for one man and one man only.

He texted me immediately and was like, you look so good tonight. And then I didn't even check my Instagram to see who saw or anything because my job here was John. Game over. My work was John. Game over. So the latest thing is the trolls, they will make an account for their pet.

And then they'll use that pet account to fuck with me. So I literally had a chihuahua telling me to go count myself the other day. There was a fucking doodle that literally was like, hey, you're the worst and you never take accountability for anything. It was, It's like Bruno And Bruno go fuck I'm not gonna fight with the dog right now And now you're walking down the street and you see a doodle and you're like, was it you? That doodle looked to me a little too long and I'm like fuck you

No, but these people use their pedicounds to like haze you and then You just feel super like what like you have all these feelings you're like this dog's adorable and I want to hug it, but it also is making me very upset. I haven't like I've actually gotten really good like I haven't really looked at any like message requests, but like some I look at that are like want to fight and like I in my head I'm like will annihilate this person, and then I look at their Instagram, it's like following zero people.

Zero people follow them, and I'm just like, what? I'm annihilating these dogs. I'm like, you need a human to pick up your shit, you fucking asshole. You're like, what's it feel like to not have opposable thumbs you lose? Go drink from a toilet, you dirty dick.

I was called a dog a dirty dick. Go get your balls cut off. Go fucking sniff an asshole. Crying. You can't even go outside without Alicia loser. Oh my God. Actually, I should use it. I need a leash. Someone needs to leash me up.

Oh my God. I'm just OK. Anywho. Anywho. I had a bad experience this week. I failed my driving test again. Yeah. So what happened?

You didn't even call me or tell me anything about it. That's who you know is bad. When I get what I want first of all first of all where as someone who passed their driving test on the first try where did you take it and what did you get points taken off for what did you do. Okay so everyone is like just don't hit the curb like whatever you do don't hit the curb when you're parallel parking you automatically lose. Um fail. Bitch took't hit the curb when you're parallel parking, you automatically lose. Um, fail. Bitch should have hit the curb.

Bitch did not even make it to the parallel parking. You didn't even make it to the parallel parking section. No, so for free. No, so for free. Wait, where's your ticket? Did you take it in the city or the Hamza? The first time I took it was River Head, and I failed immediately. Okay.

But I took a driving test, and I passed in the Bronx. Then like, for years, go by written test. So I had to take, it expired. So I had to take it all over again. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But also, the one that I passed, when I like came back, I blacked out, I paroled all the parks right, but when I came back, I just ran the curb,

but she already passed me, and just was like, yeesh. And my dad was like, why are you passing her? This is terrible for society. So I never felt confident. So anyway, long story short, I decide, I pass the brand test and I'm like, fuck, and I'm just gonna sign up for a driving test in like two weeks.

Like I haven't taken any, but I'm like, I can drive. Yeah, I can fucking drive. So I get there with Dez, like I haven't taken any, but I'm like, I can drive, you know? I can fucking drive. So I get there with Des, like half an hour early. And we start driving and he's like, Oh, you can't turn with your, like, hands going over your other hand. It's called, like, feeding. And I was like, what? And he's like, you're turning wrong. And then I started going on my head about like, what my hands do when I turn,

I like, forgot to turn. And he's like, fuck it. Let's do the parallel parking. And I like couldn't do it. And he's like, fuck it, let's do the parallel parking. And I like couldn't do it. And he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, why aren't you helping me? And he's like, I thought you could, you're really bad. And I'm like, that's hurting my confidence.

And he's like, no, like this is unsafe. And then we like got into it. Because I was like, stop yelling at me. And he's like, I'm not yelling at you. I'm like, worried. Like, this is bad. And then I was like crying. And when was your test supposed to be in

like ten minutes. So then like we're just sitting in the car and he's like you're just really stressed, you just have to breathe, you just have to calm down, you're going through a lot. And I'm just, we're just sitting there. And he's like you're going to be fine, you're going to be fine. So the guy comes in and I get, I pass it in my car and my leg starts to shake. You're so nervous. Oh my god. Like I'm that nervous. And then the guy turns to me and he's like,

oh, you had your license before? And I was like, yeah, no, my head, I'm like, great. He's gonna be easy on me. The first left turn I make, he goes, wow, that was a really short turn. Like I guess I crossed the two lines. And they're not happy with you. Like, they don't want to be there.

Right. And like, I tried to make a little joke and he like didn't respond and I was like, oh, he hates me. Yeah. So he was like, you cut that corner real tight and I was like, sorry. And then we're driving and he's like, why are you going 25 on a 20? And I was like, oh, this guy is just like a dick. I was like, oh, I don't know.

And like, my heart is beating so fast. And then he goes, okay, take a right turn here. And I see like a stop sign up ahead. And I'm going towards it and he goes, you pass the turn. Like, I guess there was an earlier turn without a stop sign. And I was like, what? And he's like, you have to be more aware.

And I'm like, having a full mental breakdown. And then he goes, okay, do a three point turn. And I guess I was kind of like, hate those. It's eight points, okay, mine's gonna be eight, an eight point turn. So how about that? But I guess he was like, oh, you're not good at like controlling this steering wheel.

I don't know, I guess I was a little jerky, I was a little jerky. And then he's like, you had your license before? Like literally, this guy is hazy. I'm like, are you the guy with the pedicount on Instagram? I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm like, I'm like about to cry. And then he goes, okay, make a turn here. And I realize like, I didn't even do a parallel park.

And he doesn't say anything. He writes something down and gives it to me and walks out. And I flip the thing and it just writes fail. And then, does comes walking in and he looks at me and I go, I failed and he goes, you were gone for one year. And then I just start sobbing. Like, I feel horrible and he's like, Hannah, you lose like stopping a baby, you can't drive. And I was like, why did I fail? I hate driving. And he's like, Hannah, you didn't prepare for this at all and I just had like

Wait, where were you? in the Hamptons Riverhead, but like there's something about failing a driving test where you just feel like an Inmuscle Like I felt so dumb and then I just kept crying and he was like Did you expect to pat? He goes, I knew you were gonna fail. I'm like, why do we even do it? And he's like, I don't know.

I will tell you something though. I have not parallel parked since I was 16 and I did my road test. I've never parallel parked since. So when you have to parallel park, what do you do? I don't go. I don't go. I can't.

I can't. I can't go. And my mom is like not the best either. She's like what she's literally share from Clula. She's like whatever everywhere you go has ballet. But it's it's so scary. Like you get in the car with this person who hates you and they judge you on all these little things. terrifying. Look, I am all for like women being equal and being treated equally.

And like we are as smart as men, if not fucking smarter. But when I have the opportunity to use my cuteness, I'm going to fucking use it. And when I took my road test, I like purposely went in my school uniform. And I went in my school uniform and my dad, like before I went my dad said, look, you're not going to pass because you are quite possibly the worst driver I've ever been in the car with. And I said, thank you so much. Any other words of advice. And he said, just keep looking in your rear view mirror

and like the mirror on your door. Like if you just keep looking in them, it looks like you're like attentive, you're aware, you know what's going on. The man that did my road test, I was doing my parallel park and I couldn't get it. And he looked at me and he goes, I know that you're a very cautious driver

and you're probably just really nervous right now. I'm not even gonna make you do the parallel park. I know you can do it. Let's go back and he passed me. And that is called pretty privilege. And that's what's been paking your skirt up in your Catholic school uniform and getting what you fucking deserve.

The guy came in and like he blowered the window and I was like, yeah, these masks and suffocate you if you're not careful. Silence. Didn't even respond. I was like, I'm bombing not only the test but my jokes too. I was so upset.

And it's like fucking scary road test or I'd like, oh my god, that anxiety. I don't ever want to feel that again. But also I do have performance anxiety. It's like, oh my God, that anxiety. I don't ever want to feel that again. But also, I do have performance anxiety. It's like, you know what, we all can type. But then when someone's watching you type, you can't fucking type. That's one of the only ones.

But also, I can't drive. So that's not even a good example. There's a lot of things I feel like that happens to me in life where I'm like, don't watch me, or I can't do it, like stop. I mean, talking on a first date. You're like, I know how to, like if the guy's really do it, like stop. I mean, like talking on a first date. You're like, I know how to, like if the guy's really hot and you like him.

Yeah, I say the dumbest shit. So I'll keep a guy's posted on my driving journey. I have to take lessons. So I have to sign up for like five lessons. And my mom's like so logical, she's like, kind of like you didn't study, you didn't do well, you tried to wing it, didn't work. I did take drivers ad, and it is the only reason I know how to drive.

But I'm a good, I would classify myself as a good driver. Yeah, you're being really hard on yourself because we drove to the Hamptons, you drove me to the Hamptons multiple times. Yeah. Didn't, yeah, we didn't get into any accident now. I didn't get to take you 20 minutes to get out of a parking spot. That's different. That's different.

That's called being a cautious driver. Yeah, I could do highway stuff. But it's going up in the city. We didn't have driver's head. And then if a dude could drive, so fucking hot. Like even now, like, does driving, I'm like, you're so powerful. I love guys driving. Like, there's just something about it.

But do I like him? Or does he just put his hand behind my seat when he's backing up? No, I can't. Or like, when they're driving and then they just put like their right hand on your left leg and you're just like, I'm pregnant. I'm having your children.

Like, I don't know what you want me to do. Also, I feel like living in the suburbs, like so much of my high school experiences were just in the car driving. You know, like cars are foreign to me growing up in a city. Like, I've never had sex in a car. That's crazy town. Never.

USA, are you kidding? I feel like all my friends like I've never even owned a car. I've never even owned a car. I've never even owned a car. I've never even like all my friends like lost their virginities and cars. Like there's something to be said about like middle school. This is like, this sounds like pedophilia, but it's not. Like I feel like in high school, everyone had sex in like the middle school parking lot. Yeah. Like that's just like you drove there, you parked, and then your boyfriend would bring you home. Mine conveniently was right the street over from my home. So then my boy from my drive me home. So I don't mean to turn dark, but I am watching a Netflix the son of Sam documentary. What is that? Which is about in New York City.

I guess it was the 70s or the 80s. Don't quote me on that. Well, I'm so bad at dope documentaries, but he basically would shoot couples in Lovers Lanes. So like, in New York, couples would like find a Lovers Lane in park, and then he would out-know-where just kill both of them and leave. And it turns out they thought it was just this one guy, but he was actually part of a bigger like Satanic cult. And I'm only on episode two, but yeah, son of Sam,

everyone check it out. And there used to be like a little league field called Classy Lassie, and it was cult and I'm only on episode two but yeah, son of Sam everyone check it out and there is to be like a little league field called classy lassie and it was in Troy. My high school boyfriend. Park and go and it was like, wow I can't believe I just remembered the name of it. It was like a softball field. The only thing I would always think of of sex in a car

is just like the Titanic and seeing the hand. Wow, it's nothing like that. It's like nothing like that. You're like, move, I can't. You're like, OK, we're fine. Oh my god. I lied, I had sex in the car once. Yeah, it's like a fun, I don't know.

I think it's such a high school thing to do. What positions do you do in the car? Hannah, I don't know, I think it's such a high school thing to do. What positions do you do in the car? Hannah, I don't know. I haven't had sex in a car in years, because yeah, I've lived in New York now for six years, so we're not driving anywhere. Because of the guys large, which you can't, it's hard, it's like you're sitting on the driver's seat

and they put the seat all the way back and then you get on top. But like you can also do like back seat stuff. Oh. Yeah, you could also just like stab him and put him in the trunk, trunk. I mean, whatever you're into, we don't judge. Looking at my notes, finally, we do have to discuss

just living with a guy this morning, I was like, I'm having a mental health day, which does is like, it's not a mental health day, just a weekend. And I'm like, no, it's a mental health day. And he's like, so fucking hyper. He wakes up at 6 a.m. and he's just like watching me watch TV. We've never spoken about this. How is that that he gets up like so early? Are you afraid? Because you love to sleep in. Love to sleep in. It's great because we've had the pandemic together 24-7.

But he has like four hours of his own in the morning where he wakes up, he has his coffee, he walks the dog, he'll record a Patreon, like he has a whole life before me. He'll go to the ocean like if we're in the Hamptons. I wake up and I'm just like, he's like, he's sold the house, I didn't even get out of bed yet. He broke up with me, he got back with me, broke up with me again. That's how peri was.

I was like, did you just solve World Hunger? Like before 9 a.m. with the fuck? I didn't even, we'll play 18 holes of golf who come. And I'll like be a little larvae waking up like, yeah, and he's always like, but he's so hyper because he had like three cups of coffee and I own drink coffee, so I'm just tired the whole day. Yeah.

But then this motherfucker at like nine passes on the couch. So your girl from nine to 10 to 11, probably till midnight, I have three hours while I'm just a boy. Yeah, that's me too. Like I'm on TikTok. I'm watching TV, me and better, cuddling.

And he is so peaceful, so cute. Just pass the fuck out. Like when we were in quarantine and we used to do Gaggly Squad every night, okay, so we would do it at 10 pm. So we went from 10 to 11. I wouldn't go back into the bed with Perry to like 2 a.m. Because I would be on the couch, like watching my Netflix shows, being on TikTok, I might like go on the kitchen, have a snack,

and then I would get into bed. And he'd be like, where have you been? I'm like, don't worry about it. What I love about Des is he just loves life so much. He loves having fun and he loves a good meal. He loves to go play sports, he loves to do comedy and enjoy things, which is adorable. But I'm depressed. I is adorable. But I am.

I'm depressed. Like I'm depressed. So it's great and small doses, but sometimes I can't fake it. I have to just be depressed. So today, he's just watching me, and I was like, hey, I just, I want to relax today. And he's like, yeah, you're relaxing. It's all good.

But he seems like a dog. But waiting for you to be like, okay, do something. But yeah, like at any moment, if I was like, let's go to brunch, we're like, yes, let's go. And I was like, you're energy right now. It's too much. And then you find, he like left to do something. And I was like, oh my God.

And then I realized like, it's hard living with someone. It's all the time. Dude, a girl DMs me the other day because she saw some meme or something. And she was like, this made me think of you. And it was just like the thought of having to share a room with someone for the rest of my life is like, I'm out. I don't need a, I can't do it.

Also, this is just society telling you like you have to sleep in the same bed with it, dude. Like, if you can afford it, like you can have two beds in like a different room. Like you don't have to sleep together if same bed with it, dude. If you can afford it, you can have two beds in a different room. You don't have to sleep together if you don't want to. I think now that I've curated my apartment to exactly what the fuck I want it to be, I will always need my own room. And whether that be my closet and there's a couch in there, but I can just chill out on by myself. I need my own space.

And I think about this. This was an episode on Sex and the City and I think about this all the time. And she talks about your single girl behavior that you don't want guys to see. And I feel like I'm so rooted in like weird things that I do that like if you If I start dating a guy and he's like not down with it I like I can't like I eat olives in bed and I'd like to eat olives Sometimes like I will take the whole truck guys gonna like it either make fun you for it or do make fun of you for it, or do it with you, either or is gonna be great,

and you're gonna love that he loves it. Yeah, I wanna eat all of this in bed, sometimes I'll get pickles. I don't know, it depends on my mood, sometimes. Are you pregnant? Sometimes I'm cheese and crackers in the bed. I've fallen asleep before and woken up at 2 a.m. and been like, I'm hungry.

And eatin' and they come back to'm hungry. And like, eat in. And then I'm back to sleep. Like, I have to do those things. I don't know. Well, I love that you know what makes you happy. But I realized, does this place that in the Hamptons, I have a room that's like butter's room. Yeah. But it's like me and butter's room where she has her food, her litter. And then he told me the other day, he's like, by the way, in the summertime, we need that room for people visiting. And I was like, what? And he goes, butter can't have her own room. And I was like, excuse me?

This is our child. Like, it was so fucked up. No, I... No, I can't. I was like, so where does she go? Yeah. On the rug? Like in an absolute peasant?

So anyway. Like a peasant. So I don't think he, like, we're still working on him appreciating butter as much as I appreciate her. But yeah, living with someone, but I also think society tells you like a certain way that like the part, like the pick of fence

and like the sleeping, you don't have to sleep in the bed same bed all the time. I haven't oh my god I sound like I'm like a 45 year old like spin star but like I can start. I don't know. I love that word. But like you're like I dating up by just the spin star.

I haven't like consistently slept in a bed with someone in so long, so I don't even remember what that feels like. Well, there must be soulmates that meet who just aren't good for each other and bed together. Either he's really hot or you snore or he moves a lot. These are things that affect relationships. You know the We Met at at AckVay. Instagram love that, Instagram account.

There was a poll and it was like, my boyfriend has to wake up for work every day at five AM. I don't have to wake up till seven. Break up with him. But he has like multiple alarms, so like slowly wake him up and then it ends up waking me up. Do I have to compromise or should he? And it was like he should, he should be silently,

like I feel like if I have to get up earlier, then like who, and I have a boyfriend, he's like in bed, I'm tiptoeing, I'm the quietest mouse so that he's not waking up. That's some single dude behavior that he's doing the relationship. You know when you're alone and you snooze 80 times, not waking up. That's some single dude behavior that he's doing the relationship. You know when you're alone and you snooze 80 times.

Yeah. That's disrespectful. Yeah. That is one thing, I feel like I'm talking about Perry a lot this podcast. And it's this podcast. Oh my God. That's one thing I will say, when I was in a relationship,

he was very respectable. He was respectful in that manner. Like if he had to wake up and I was like staying in bed which was pretty much every single day, like he's tucking me in, he's not like, you know, he's being, yeah. Would you do like to... I just get sad. Would you do Buridale, he puts you in a Buridale?

Yeah, he was just like very accommodating and like nice. That's the word. We got it. And that's why I broke up with him. June and Bruno. Yeah, he was just very accommodating and nice. That's the word. We got it. And that's why I broke up with him. Oh my God, I was such an evil laugh. But this is the perfect time to get into advice because I have a really funny question.

Okay. I found a nice ass mature man. He goes, but he's not the hottest I've been with. Do I snag him anyways? Yeah. One of my friends is going through this actually. What's your advice, sir? I said, look, I said, look, you have been what some of the hottest people I've ever seen. And if you really are in love with this person and you get along with them better than you've ever gotten along with anyone else, you are going to be more sexually attracted to them as time goes on. Like how many good-looking guys have you dated that can't have a

fucking conversation and it ends? Like who gives a shit? I've also, as someone who has dated some of like some not-good good looking people. I thought you were gonna say some of the hottest. No. No, I really just thought I tagged you in a Furby this summer and said page is tight. No, like, and people think it's such a cliche thing. Like, oh my god, I go for personality. No, like I legitimately do to the point where my friends

were like, are you blind? What's wrong with you That'll be men I'm like page on the speed bomb I talk about like do you think below your weight class, like if there, I would like to be the hotter one where I like to be the ugly one. I think it's like my own insecurity. Like I'd like to be know that I'm hotter. I like, no, I'm not the hottest,

so I like to be like, oh, I have a personality. And I could snag hot guys. But I also like this trait about myself because like I really, I'm so relatable.- You're relatable. I'm so relatable. But like no, I'm really looking for just like that feeling. You know, like I just want you to like make me laugh

and like make, like I just want to be so in love with you. I don't give a fuck what you look like. So but this girl, if we actually look at what she wrote, she goes, I found a nice, as mature man. Yeah. I like the mature part, but the nice part makes me worried. And, but that could be like, he's polite.

Yeah, but I feel like, at the end of the day, if you like his personality, you're gonna think he's hot. You know? Absolutely. Like, I think she's saying she's not sexually attracted him. And I've been sexually, I've been sexually sexually attracted to non-attractive men. Yeah. Stereotypically. Like I've done it because they make me laugh so much

or they rejected me. Who knows what they did? Yeah. But it made me into them. I feel like this girl, you're not going to want hotter guys if you're really attracted to the dude. And all but further fucking more. Mm-hmm.

The really, really hot one. Losers. Such fucking loser. You really, really hot one. Losers such fucking. Are. You guys, I'm gonna wear whispering this cause it's like a secret. They are so fucking crazy. The especially the ones who are just valued for their looks. Yes.

They don't know how to be like sane social individuals cause they've gotten everything in the wrong way. Like worse than page. Like literally so bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. The models are you, like they are not known. They are sociopaths.

One time, I would- Don't try to be like, I want to be with the hottest guy because I'm telling you they'll ruin your life. One time I was dating this like really hot guy. And at one point I was like, wait, is this what it's like dating a really hot girl? Because, yeah. Like everything he was saying, I was like, wait, is this what it's like dating a really hot girl? Because, yeah. Like everything he was saying, I was like, I feel like that's just like something a girl would do.

Like, I don't need you showing me pictures on Instagram of like yourself. And then like girls you've previously hooked up with. Like, this is weird to me. And like, so hot guy crazy and hot girl crazy is a thing. Yeah. You guys would joke like, oh, the hot ones are like so insane. But it's the same way with guys. And it's because in their dating life, they just like get a ton of attention. They could literally like, I dated this guy who was so hot. And he thought he was funny. And he would say things to strangers that would anyone else would like get slapped or like

literally kicked out of a party. because it's so not funny. And people with laugh. No. Cause they're that hot. And they don't learn. And the next thing you know, they're out here embarrassing you because no one's ever told them to shut the fuck up at like weird times saying weird things. And then they're also just, yeah, they're just so, no, happy people are the worst. They're the worst. Like, are the worst. They're the worst. Like, I hate them.

They're the worst. I hate them. You have to find like a happy medium. Like I'm talking to this one guy right now, I'm like, so hot, but like, no, like so hot, but like, manly about it. Yeah. Like, it doesn't know he's hot. Like, probably isn't like putting it out. Like, can't put like, puts like a t-shirt and jeans on. It's like, I don't know. Is this, it doesn't know he's hot. Like, probably isn't like putting it out.

Like, can't put like, puts like a t-shirt and jeans on is like, I don't know, is this, I don't know. You know, and it's like, you could be so much hotter. Like, if the guy knows he's hot, no thing. So this girl who's like, oh, and with this guy who's nice, but he's not the hottest I've ever been, don't go for the hottest guy. Go for the guy that you actually like,

that you're, but still, don't ever be with a guy, you're not sexually attracted to. It doesn't change. And then you said like, that you're, but still, don't ever be with a guy you're not sexually attracted to. It doesn't change. And then you said, you might start liking them. To me, it doesn't. You'd have to have the initial, a sexual attraction. I won't tell you though. I had a boyfriend who was not that hot at all

and I thought he was the hottest guy ever. And my friends were like, are you good? I had to do that my dad straight up would call Flounder. That he was like, how's Flounder? Because the guy looked like a Flounder. With never been more sexually attracted to the Flounder. To the Flounder.

Crazy about it. I don't know what it was. Smelled, looked, acted like a Flounder. Hashtag Flounder, man. Okay, there's some really good questions that the gigiggler's gave. I'm so into a guy but he wants me to call him daddy in public. I only say it during sex. In public? Get out of there. That's creepy. That's so weird. Look, I'm

all for it in the bedroom and do whatever you want and whatever turns you guys on. In, look, I also have a have a thing where I'm like, anything I like sexually or I like with my boyfriend in bed or any of that, I'm probably the exact opposite in real life. So if I'm telling you something in bed, if you ever do that to me in like the real world, I will slap you in the face.

So like that, calling, asking to call him daddy in like, when you're out to lunch, get the fuck out of there. That's like some weird control thing. Before you get the fuck out, ask him why. He's like, honestly, one of them. Like, I never wanna know what went wrong in his childhood. And that was the fact that I like that.

I don't like that. It's like, the whole dumb thing is hot in the bedroom, but if it's like, going to your personal life. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. It's like the whole dumb thing is hot in the bedroom, but if it's like going to your personal life, yeah, I don't. If you're like, I'll slap him. It's like, no, he still likes that. Right, like if we're in bed and you tell me to shut the fuck up, cool.

But like if you said that to me out to dinner, I would absolutely lose my mind. Oh my God. But this just reminds me of, I did a test. I do a test when I date guys because I like to see that they can like handle me being dominant sometimes or me making fun of them. So I'll have make sure they get they buy you the meal the first couple times. And I did this with des. I like third. It was like pizza like literally pizza and And you wait for a cheat meal and I was like, oh, let me get it, you always get it, let me get it.

So then you go to the cashier and you give him the credit card and they always look at you kind of funny, like, oh, you're paying. Yeah, especially because Des looks like my dad. So I give it to him and the guy looks at you and I go, he always makes me pay. And then you see how it goes down. If the guy laughs and thinks it's funny,

but if you can't take the joke and gets all weird, it's like he's done. I've even done things where I'm... where I've been out with the guy in my order to salad. And... He said he won't let me eat. I'm like, you must go like, thinking of fat so I'm just getting it sound.

No, they page my dog, what did you do? You guys wait for it. It's funny. And cashier banter is really important in a really important. It's really important. Very important. I mean, I hate when they go too hard

and do like dad jokes with the waitresses and you're looking at the waitresses and you're like, I'm sorry. But when you guys can become friends and like banter with waiters and waitresses, that's really important. So all you pandemic couples out there who are now discovering that you're a significant other shit with waiters.

Get out. Get out. Like I want to be able to like prank around with my significant other. You know, like I want to make it uncomfortable to the point where it's like page-always fucking killing you. I wanna make him uncomfortable to the point where he's like, page-o-w-w-fucking-kill. But there is a point where like, I like to like pay for things to show, like I don't need to suck his dick for money. Like I like to make it feel like I don't owe a guy anything.

And when I'm out, especially with Daz, because he's older, like, I've never gotten the check to me. Even if it's my name on the credit card, they always put it in front of him. Yeah, I feel like that because look, I have a lot of, I have like a big group of guy friends and like we go on a lot of trips together and whatever. Yeah. And they are always like bringing like girls with us, like whether they're like sleeping with them or talking to them or like, you know, whatever, it's like girlfriends. And they're always buying their flights like out. But like no one's ever bought my flight one.

I'm like, this is fucking rude. But too, there's something about it that like I love that I'm like, I'm going on this trip because I want to go on this trip with my friends and like, I'm gonna buy my own flight and I'm getting my hotel room. And it's such a small, insignificant thing, but for some reason, it feels so empowering, not that like, if, look, and I'm also not

saying this, if a guy buys your flight and your hotel room, that does not, you do not have to sleep with them because they've done that. That's their own, you know, fiscally irresponsible decisions. You don't have to do anything with them. But there's something about like buying your own shit that you're just like Fuck you. I don't need you. I need to have to feel like yeah, I mean I hate having to like feel like I owe anyone Anything even if I have a Venmo request like I can't let it sit there for like longer than four minutes because it gets me stressed out

However, if anyone Venmo's you anything with sense involved, they're not your friend anymore. People don't talk about it enough. If you're here then mowing me something that's like $4.62, what is our friendship? Get out of here. Get out of here. Go to... Me and... This is how I really know our friends. Me and my one girlfriend have a fight on Venmo

because neither of us will accept the other ones Venmo. We just keep... She's like, if you don't take the money for brunch, I'm like, I don't want it. I'm not... I don't want your salad money. Get it out of here. You're rabid food money. I also want to make a quick random observation because I'm back in the city. valid money, get it out of here. You're rabid food money. I also want to make a quick random observation because I'm back in the city. Do you find people are smoking cigarettes more?

No, I don't. I feel like people were joling a lot. Yeah. And then realize, like, joling is basically like a mango flavored USB drive that kills people. And we're like, no, I need to go back to smoking because it's almost like more nicotine with jewels. I feel like that happens. I feel like that happens. Quit the jewel from're like, no, I need to go back to smoking because it's almost like more nicotine with jewels. I feel like that happens.

I feel like that happens. Quit the jewel from like quit the jewel by smoking cigarettes to get off of the jewel and then you got off of smoking cigarettes to get off jewels. Yeah, and I'm looking on cigarettes. There's so many more younger people with like actual cigarettes. So anyway, smoking cares. I, before, okay, listen, before like the jewel and all of that stuff came out,

like when we would go to clubs, at certain clubs and like certain tables, you could rip a cigarette. And then like people would like light a cigarette up and you'd be like drinking. And I was never like a cigarette smoker ever. Like I was in like coming home from work on a Wednesday and like lighting a cigarette.

But like if I was out and I was drunk and like one of my friends like I would like hit a cigarette like randomly whatever Something happened over like the past couple of years that I can't smell a cigarette like Like I can't even Like I don't know it makes me gag like I hate it like. Like people can be outside, like at a bar smoking a cigarette and I'll just kind of like turn, I would never like say anything, but like, I don't know if something happened in the last couple of years that like my senses,

like I can't smell it. And like kissing a dude, you've been smoking all night? Gross. Like, I've never, ever smoked a cigarette in my life, because I've never even tried it, because I'm a virgin. No fucking way, I've never tried it.

Never tried a cigarette, because I don't even, I feel like I kind of have an addictive personality, but think about it. If I try a cigarette and it's a bad experience, like that sucks, and then if I try a cigarette and it's a good experience, then I like cigarettes.

I'm trying to think the first time I ever tried a cigarette. And then if I try cigarette and it's a good experience, then I like cigarettes. I'm trying to think the first time that I ever tried a cigarette. And I think I was in college. When I was little though, I was never rebellious. I was like, that kills you. Oh my God, you were like, you were like, the girl in college was like,

Elle, everyone's like outside smoking cigarettes. No, like I was that girl in high school when I found out my best friend was smoking cigarettes because I heard this guy broke up with her Mm-hmm, and I let it who are you my dad just came in? Oh See you dad My I like found my best friend cigarettes and I threw them in the garbage and we like had a fight and I was like You're gonna die and she was like, hey, I'm fending you stress, and I'm like, I'm not gonna want you to die!

You know, one in absolute loser. What the fuck? Did I tell you, when I was like five years old, me and this girl, we were like the devil together, and I went to her grandpa's mansion. He was like the successful lawyer. And she was like, head, my grandpa's been smoking cigarettes and he's gonna die. We have to throw away all his cigarettes. Oh, what do you man?

That's a fancy drill. And yeah, this was the most fun I've ever had. He this man had cigarettes in like all these hidden places over this mansion. We found all his cigarettes. We broke them up. We flushed them down every toilet. He was so bad. Sorry, like I tell people I'm doing the pod and they still call me. There's no respect. There's no respect. Put some respect on my name. Yeah smoking kills put some respect on my name. Um, ooh, this one's for you. Okay. I have athleisure style, but want wanna step it up. Where do I start? So like, what's the first step,

like to transition from a leisure to like, a little classier? Well, like to be a little bit more girly, like summer, it's great that like summer dread around the corner, because that is where you can kind of transition into that, because sneakers are still very much in style, still very sporty and chic.

So if you are used to wearing like, biker shorts and sneakers and whatever, throw on like a little dress with sneakers. See how you feel or if a dress is too scary for you, a tennis skirt, a tennis skirt, something that's like sportier, but could be taken girly and like go at like, go as slow as you want.

Like a white Nike tennis skirt with even just like a sweatshirt. Yeah. Like together. Do what like you feel the most comfortable is like, you don't have to put on like a bandage dress and like six inch of lube-a-tons to like feel like a girl. You know. And also like, I like dressing very, what is the word? Androgynous? Sometimes?

Like I love a suit pant and like I just think it looks cool. Yeah. Also, I was walking by Urban Outfitters straight up. They just had like, grace, wet pants and a sports bra. I was like quarantine style just is fashion now. I'm like that's just when I woke up and that's not what the fuck. It's crazy. It is. It's kind of what it's crazy how trends change. It's also crazy how like 90s trends. This is what's like the really weird thing. There's certain trends that are coming back that I remember wearing as a child. Yeah.

And it's people's first time wearing it and I don't love that. That's when you use your eye cream. Yeah. That's when you double up on the eye cream. I have one more. Okay. I'm not as experienced as the guy I'm hooking up with and I don't want it to show. Do you think that's the best?

He's not as experienced as he's told you either. First of all, this is like, I have so many questions and I hope this girl writes back in because like, did he make you feel like that? Yeah. Also, everyone is different. So like, I don't know what he means by experience. Is he just doing like weird shit that you've never done and like hopefully you enjoy it? But there's also just like asking him like,

what do you like? And having him teach you what he likes. Like that's how you grow. Also, there's so many double standards for women. Oh my God, she's like slept with a lot of people. I don't wanna sleep with her, she's a hoe. Oh my God, she hasn't slept with anyone. She's so inexperienced.

It's like, what's the happy medium? And like, whether you're a virgin, or you've slapped with the entire football team, who gives a fuck? Like, who literally gives a shit? No, but I also think there's no such thing as like, experience. It's the chemistry between two people that makes it good.

And if you're confused about something, just be like, how do you like it? Like, literally blame your ex, be like, my ex was like really weird with hand jobs. How do you like your hand job? My ex made me like nobody's been giving plastic bags. Actually, yeah, just don't do hand jobs. This might only advise the people. And yet, being an experience is just in your head. Like, yeah, and like in your head and good for you. Look at you. You can be how old are we? 28. How long have we been having sex for?

10, 11 years. Like, I still couldn't sleep with someone today and be like, that was horrible. And I've been having sex for 11 years. You know, it doesn't mean anything. Yeah, and it's the, yeah. And also the guy is either attracted to you or he's not. He's not gonna be more into you because you could flip your leg over your head.

There's guys where I'm like, I am laying here and not doing shit. And they're obsessed with me. Or it could put an A plus performance in. You have a performance in them. Yeah, you could put an A plus performance in and they could still not call you back. It has nothing to do with it. A thousand percent. Whatever experience you're thinking of, your vagina is amazing, beautiful flower.

And if that's not good enough, he can go fuck himself or grow teeth in your vagina by does dickhead. And as long as you still have that vagina, just remember you run the world. You run the damn world. And that was our mental health moment of the podcast. Yes. You have a vagina you run the world. I love that.

What do we have for Front Page News, babe? was our mental health moment of the podcast. Yes, you have a vagina you run the world. I love that. What do we have for a front page news, babe? OK, before we get into front page news, I want to do a little chlorophyll water update, because I forgot. And everyone literally set it up and then didn't tell me. I know. And then everyone literally almost chopped my head off.

OK. So I don't burn her at the stake. I look, I will try anything. Like if there's a beauty fad or like something that seems attainable, like I'm gonna try it. My mom gets really mad at me. So I did a lot of research on the chlorophyll water stuff and like the benefits and all the stuff.

I neglected. I neglected to look at things that could go wrong. So not that anything went wrong with me, everything was good and by all intent. What is this saying? All in intents? The intensions were good. And purposes, it was good. Intentions?

Intensive? I always get that wrong. Your intentions were good. Intentions? Intensive. I always get that wrong. For all your intentions were good. Intentions were good. For all intents and purposes. Yeah, okay. I got it right. I N T E N T S. Okay. It was fine and I liked them and I thought that it was helping my skin. I also thought that it was helping my digestive system because I do have like a bad digestive system and things seem to be like going on schedule if you know what I mean. Okay, but my mom got so fucking in my head about it and then I started looking it up that like too much of something like can fuck up certain things in your body that's already

going well. So like they were saying like chlorophyll could like in some ways like make cancer cells like more reactive, like when they're like, it's just like- How much chlorophyll were you inhaling? Were you snorting in the morning? Not a lot, but basically my mom just got so in my fucking head and so then I like, I stopped. We're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, we're eating, eating, we're eating, we're eating, much granteed. At one point, my mom called me and goes, you'll turn free. Water, what are you a fucking plant? Honey, my mom's the same way. It's like we've we've survived

generations without inhaling chlorophyll water. I know I don't. She was like, if someone told you to just have to have a just stop eating McDonald's all day page. She was like, if someone told you to drink rap poison that would get rid of your pimples, you would fucking do it because you're stupid. And I was like, oh my god, mom, happy Mother's Day. This was the only thing I really was. The other one came call.

Oh my god, she was just like, well, so what are you telling our everyone who just bought chlorophyll? Because you made them two weeks ago. Look, I was just trying it out. It wasn't a paid ad. I wasn't like nothing. I'm not liable. But like, it just scared me. And that's why I stopped.

But I do feel like it was working. Maybe we'll just do it without telling my mom. And I'll get back into it. But like, she scared me. She's a scary lady. Mom's, mom's scared me. My mom scared me the other day. She was like, it's tick season.

And like, if you go outside in the grass, you can die of ticks. And I was like, we're done, the ticks got me. There's things everywhere. It's crazy things that like moms could say that you're just like, okay, and no. I'm still not over, like, did every mom tell you that if you go outside with wet hair,

you're gonna die of pneumonia? Yeah. Like that, I'm still not over. Like did every mom tell you that if you go outside with what hair you're gonna dye of pneumonia? Yeah. Like that I've no one's, I've never met someone who dyed of pneumonia for one year. No, I haven't even met anyone who's gotten sick. So this is not a paid ad, but I do have to say, Dunkin' Donuts is not plain. Like they,

Wait, so I just had this conversation with someone, Dunkin' Donuts is serving this summer. I stopped in the car, I'm sick. They have a drink. Well, I was, I'm coconut milk. I was crying after my road test, so it does let me stop at Dunkin' Donuts. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Cause that's what you think I'm happy. Let's get a glaze donut for the day. I never liked, I love chalates and that shit. And they never had it. They have ice chives, ice matcha. And I know you think matcha tastes like dirt, which you can't buy that.

The Dunkin' Donuts matcha latte. It's good. It has enough sugar, but not too much that it's so fucking good. And then they have these coconut drinks, kinda like the pink stuff at Starbucks. But Dunkin' Donuts is lit. It's crazy because my family will only drink Dunkin' Donuts is lit. It's crazy because my family will only drink Dunkin' Donuts.

Like my entire family hates Starbucks. My mom thinks it's like the coffee is gross. You will only drink Dunkin' Donuts. Like so many expensive food places. And I'm like, I'm stopping at Dunkin' and fucking my shit up. Yeah. I get the sausage egg and cheese, the double wraps.

And like it was an incredible lunch. There's something to be said, sometimes I'm in my apartment, in the middle of New York City where I could literally get some of the best food in the world. And I'm like, I really want Mexican food. Could go super authentic, could get the best taco ever.

And I'm like, if I don't order Chipotle in the next five minutes and shit it out, in the next 10, my day is ruined. Like, I just want Chipotle. Why do I want it so bad? Oh my God, speaking of shitting, so I've been doing comedy shows in the city. So I'll get my nervous poops before I perform.

But like, summer house is obviously exciting right now and everyone's into it. And the bathroom is like, everyone goes in the bathroom. And in my head, I'm like, fuck, what if I go to the bathroom and someone recognizes me? And I like blow up the bathroom. And then I go on, and then I read it. Everyone's like, had a burner, blows up bathrooms.

And next thing you know, I'm had a blow up bathroom burner. I'm gonna look at Reddit. I'm gonna look at Reddit. That would probably be the best for us. Reddit has some wild shit on there. But I'm like, what? Never in my life have I done that. So Paige, that me the funniest TikTok yesterday about

when you hear gossip about yourself and you can't wait, what's the snack? What did it say? It was like, what is it about yourself? Yeah, when you hear rumors about yourself and the girls like voice was like, well damn, well damn, what I do next. It's just things that you're just like, wait,

I don't, is that about me? I've never even done that. Let's end with front page news, because we're all over the place. Oh my god, we talked for like the whole time. Okay. We talked to the whole time. What else were we gonna do the whole time?

Just stare at each other. Do you wanna hear some of the celebrities that are on Ryan? Yeah. Demi Lovato, Channing Tatum. Oh, I love it. John Mayer was on it, Lizzo, Nick Cruel. Okay, Lizzo. Chelsea Handler.

Okay, Charles. Drew Barrymore. Okay Drew. John Q's act. Courtney Love. Kiki Palmer. Paige Disorba. I want to see more like,

I want to see more celebrity dating shows. I do. I want to see a celebrity. Remember Brett Michaels and classic Hollywood play. But she was so good. Oh my God, New York. She was so well. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, New York. She was so wow.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. She spit on her. Oh my God, that show was. That was? Okay. I blame.

I blame that show for me being on reality television as an adult because I sit. We sit. Teal it. Teal it. Teal it. Teal it. Oh my God! We were raised on that shit. And then I tell you, I like girls too. And everyone was like, ah!

The first time I ever like legitimately watched a reality TV show and understood what was going on was MTV Real World, Real World San Diego and Cameron from Southern Charm was on it. And I loved her. Like, I was obsessed with her. So then when she was on Southern Charm was on it. And I loved her. Like I was obsessed with her. So then when she was on Southern Charm, I was like, I know this girl. How do I know her? And I was like, oh my God,

you still watch her in like the sixth grade. So I don't. I feel like Cam is, you know, she's focusing on being a mom, but I feel like she's gonna have another like, come back. I don't know, but I, I love her. I still love her.

I also think she's so fucking pretty. Also, she was able to have a whole storyline on Southern China without being there. So that's something. Yeah, and she also never was forced to like show her husband. And she never really had like her own drama storyline. She was just involved in everyone else's, but everyone still fucked her up.

She was just be like, come on Austin. Basically what I tried to do the summer, everyone was like, you're the worst. You're too face bad to the worst. Oh, you're the worst. Can you let me have something? Jesus Christ. Can you let me have my moment? Make everything about you.

Selfish. Oh my God. Everything about you selfish I'm so Beverly Hills Eric and Jane's house is listed for 13 million Wait whose house Eric could Jane and like Tom Gerardi from Beverly Hills do hot take yeah Bill Gates just got divorced. Okay. How do we feel about Bill Gates and Eric and Jane getting together? Do we manifest? Oh my God. Imagine Bill Gates rolling up to like a Kyle Richards dinner party. Dude. I think the world is so crazy right now that like so and so many more worlds are gonna start colliding. Did you see Chris Jenner's like films on Beverly Hills?

Oh no, no, no, she doesn't. Kyle films on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this season. Yes, and did you see like Lisa Barlow from Salt Lake City was on an episode of Shaws of Sunset. She was like on the phone with Lily Galeachie as like her marketing something. And it's just like so interesting. Wow.

I don't know, all the sex with each other. Yeah, it's just like, so they each other. Yeah. And also, I don't know. There's just like something I could go into it all day long about like reality TV. But I just, I won't. I'll say that. Because I have like so many situations

and like men talking about reality TV. And like, I'm just like, oh, I hate you. Anyhow, let's see what else did I have. Oh my God, this was actually really cute and I think that you might really like this. Oh. So page six did an article about Pete Davidson and like what, like he's like in relationships and he said, he was like, look, I'm just very honest I think what a lot of people do is they try to put up a version of themselves that they would like to eventually be but that will unravel. He said when he goes out on a date

he says look I'm not here's all my issues here's what I do here's the therapist here's what happens like this is the deal. Preach. Dude, I love that. We love that. I love that he was like, because we always joke that we're trying to be a perfect person, but you trick yourself that like, oh, I could be this in this relationship. This is my time to be like a new henna, where it's like, no, show them your literal worst,

like me on summer house this season with Des, like a real-age. And now you're really crying every night. And now when I don't cry for one day, he's like, Hannah, you're doing amazing. Set the bar super low, girls. Set it so low. But there's also love that thought. You know what's hotter than a guy being like perfect? What?

A guy being self-aware and humble. It's just, I was seeing a guy for a little bit and every single thing that he would say to me sometimes was like, he wanted me to think he was really cool. And so he would just say certain things where he was like, I'm really cool. Like, you don't get it. And I'm just like, shut the fuck up.

And then I started hanging out with this other guy. And one of the first times we hung out, he was like, damn, I don't know why. I'm just saying this all to you, but I just feel super comfortable with you. And you'd find out eventually if this ever went anywhere. So I don't know. I'm just saying how I feel.

Yeah, I'm actually, wait, quickly before we go, because this is just happened and it relates to a book. One of my girlfriends was going out on a date with a guy, and the first night she met him, they started talking about some book. She obviously had no idea what the fuck he was talking about, but she went with it. And he said, let's go out to drinks, and I'll give you that book to read

that we were talking about. She got so nervous that she Googled like top books of 2021, just the case. He asked her anything about what she's reading. Okay, she fucked herself because one thing I do admit to guys that I can't read. Same. And I think they know that upon arrival, when it comes to me. Anyway, guys, check out our merch. We've, we love you guys so much. The response to the C in court merge and the classic giggly squad shit. Go to ggly-squad.com. Follow us at ggly.squad on Instagram.

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Yeah. That's so fun. Also, did you hear Katy Perry interview? He did. What would she like to give us a tissue? She was really nice and like she had said something at one point, she was like you know like Orlando and I was like, no we know who it is.

Or Linda Florida. I was like wait are you engaged? I didn't quite catch that. No, she was really cute. She was really pretty. And she was super nice. But just hearing her talk to her people, being like, okay, so I'm doing it with Paige first.

Like, her saying my name, I was just like, Katy Perry knows the name. I mean, the world is so small. And then, like, John Mayer is out to get giggly squadron. It all just comes together. It's all full circle. I'm going to definitely shower after this because this is wild. Well, thanks for giggling with us so much guys.

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