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Episode Date: April 19, 2021

Hannah has a fight with an instagram filter and Paige tries chlorophyll water. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up guys, it's time to laugh. Just kidding, it's time to giggle. Yeah, I didn't hate that intro. Welcome back to Giggly Squad. It has been a month. Yeah, it's been a month. Like also like what is it? Is it cold? Is it hot? Is it summer? Is it winter? What's happening?

I guess that's what they call spring. Okay, also, something's going on in my apartment where like the heat is on and I can't turn it off and I can't figure it out. So I've just been like my windows are open. And it's so loud. And it's just like, oh no. First world. Sometimes I miss my little studio. Sometimes I do. If you don't subscribe to our Patreon, you're really missing out because let me tell you something. This is my makeup from last night. Is it not stunningly still? Look at that winged eye line.

I'm obsessed. She's still there. You actually have the most beautiful glow of hungoverness that I've ever seen. I woke up this morning and I, you know, I was on Instagram and I accidentally like swiped over and it was like my face and I was like, oh my god, she's stunning. What happened? And I just didn't, it's horrible to sleep in your makeup. But sometimes you just like, oh, you have to. If the makeup's good, sleep in it.

So you don't have to do it the next day. And you actually save time. And with that time, you could do so much during a pyramid scheme, start a business, do it. And I have brunch after this. And let me tell you something. I might not wash it. I might just add to it.

Just do a little touch up. A little touch up and you're good. Yeah, okay. There's no one will know. I had a full-on fight with an Instagram filter. You did? Yesterday. Full-on fight. Who wants a Rina sent me her new lip kit, Rina Beauty. Ooh. And it's really chic and black and it gives you like a lipstick, a lip gloss, and a liner. So it's kind of like one up in Kylie's lip kit. We love a trio. We love a trio. I loved it, but then I wanted to post it, but I was kind of looking like crap. And I was like, hmm, let me see what filters are on.

There's a filter called Sasha underscore soul underscore art. We're like, I looked so cute that I was like angry. Yeah, you were like, and then I was like, this is what I really look like bitches. And cause it takes away your freckles, it takes away like everything. And I just wanted people to be like, look, that girl you're jealous of, she hates herself too.

Yeah. I kinda like, you don't do filters for front page news, do you? No, just OG Paris filter. Yeah, I kind of like you don't do filters for front page news do you know just OG Paris filter are you tempted ever like do you ever look and be like I should do no because I always look like crazy Are this is such a good? Can I talk oh my god? I literally just had a brain inysm. No, I think I just had a stroke. You're just hungover. I think I just had a stroke. Guys, it's not funny. Oh my god, that was so scary. I literally, my brain was like,

talk and my body was like, no. You're not going to move too fast for your mouth. Yeah, I was just like, what? Okay, one of my girlfriends always will use this one filter and send pictures on Instagram, whatever. And the one night we were out to dinner and she was like, let's take a picture. And we did it. And she put the filter on and I was like, I look insane.

You look like an alien. You know, it's her eyes are naturally big and it makes your eyes bigger. And I looked at her and I go, you know who else looks insane? You. You. She was like, what? It's so mean.

I was like, you're so pretty though. This filter actually makes you look uglier. Like you're prettier in real life. Well, you just look like a generic filtered girl with it. And also guys, you're training your brain to think that's good. We're like, you're not where makeup for a while and then you start actually loving that natural look. Yeah. So guys just stop with the fucking filters I'm over it. Paris is okay though. Paris is quite a proves Paris. I've also been drinking chlorophyll water.

Is that black? Yeah. Well it's like dark green. Does it like get in your teeth? It's a dark teal. If you drink too much, people say it will stain your teeth. But I was like looking it up and a lot of people will take a shot of it and then like rinse out your mouth. Or I've been like drinking it with a straw. It's supposed to have like a, it's supposed to like reset your insides. So one girl I was reading an article and a girl was like,

I haven't gotten my period in so long and I started drinking it and my period went back to being like normal, which is interesting. It's supposed to be really good for your skin. When you say it like resets your insides, it like takes out your intestines on wines them, it's like, cleans them out, puts them back in. Yeah. I love that. I remember there was a phase.

Core Phil was like a phase for a second, but maybe it's in right now. I don't really jump on the fads like you do, so just keep us posted so I don't have to try it. I'll keep you posted for sure. Before we do advice, let me tell like a quick, like, little dating story that I find very funny.

I'm obsessed, let's go. Okay, so I, a bunch of my friends flew in to New York this weekend from like LA and from Miami, so like we've been doing like a dinner every single night, whatever. So Thursday night we go to dinner for one of my girlfriend's birthdays. And I proceed as a good friend should to get absolutely blacked out at this dinner. And I'm drinking and I'm having fun. And I'm texting this guy that I kind of like. And I don't know. I think we're having a good conversation. Like I can remember seeing his name pop up on my phone

and like knee smiling. And that's really all I remember. What was said? Cute. Yeah, it's just cute. After I'm like done drinking and like I'm back home, I get the most anxiety that everyone hates. I got it.

So I deleted my text thread with him because I was like, I can't even look at it. I can't look at it, I text my group chat and I'm like, hey, did I do anything bad? Does everyone hate me? And everyone was like, what are you talking about? No, you're fine. So then the next morning, I was like, oh my God,

what did I say to this guy? Like, should I text him and like, see if everything's all good, like whatever? So I text him and I'm just like, hey, I was so fucked up last night. And he goes, wow, are you saying that because of everything you said last night? And I start internally freaking out.

And I'm like, my thumbs, I'm like, I can't even type right now because I don't know what I'm gonna say back And then he sends another text message and says all good because I feel the exact same way and like it was so much fun And it was the biggest sigh of relief But don't you want to know what you said that he's not? Why not? No, why not? I want receipts bitch. I don't want to know No, I told my girlfriend Alexa and she goes what is it not on your laptop?

How can we not find it? I got no idea today because I got so nervous So I think that he likes me back, but I don't know what we said I have no idea This is like those people who don't save people's numbers, but I'm like, no, no, no, you have to save it. So you know when to not answer them. Yeah, yeah. But I just love for you that you're having wholesome late night text messages that are making people

smile in the morning. They don't all hate you. Because I wake up a lot of mornings and, you know, hate yourself. Am I okay? I wake up a lot of mornings and you know, hate yourself. Am I okay? Okay, let's do some advice and then we're going to get into front page news and it's getting wild up in here.

Someone said that their ex-boyfriend keeps coming into the restaurant that they serve at. What do they do? Is she like, oh god, does she have to be his server? I feel like this is a communication time to be like, hey, unless this is the only restaurant in town, like it's kind of weird. Unless every other restaurant is on fire. Yeah.

Like why are you coming? I think this is like, you tell your manager like, hey, this guy is like so annoying when he comes in like can someone else please do his table and like acts like he does not exist like while you're there and then I would send a text being like dude figure it out like stop this is my place of work and like you're embarrassing me. Yeah I'd ignore him completely the first time or even like a smile high no drama. And then if he comes in again, it's kind of like,

hey. But that's also like a little bit stalk-rish. It is. The thing that really annoys me is girls can do anything because we're fucking smart and we're just good at stalking. Like, but we get called crazy. Guys, do you shit like this? And like, it's like romantic, or like, but we get called crazy. Guys, do you shit like this? And like, it's like romantic or like,

they're just confused, they don't get it. Look, I thought this through, spit in the bread, spit in the olive oil, spit in the balsamic, mix it up for him and say, thanks for coming. Thank you. I'd love to know how much he's tipping. Ooh, any tips for when arguing a point with a stubborn boyfriend?

How can you make them hear your point of view? As someone who is a stubborn person, we're just stubborn. As someone who is in a relationship. I don't seem like this. No, because you have good advice for this too. Because I think we're both pretty stubborn. Yeah.

You have to make it so the argument is not your team versus his team You have to remind yourself that like you're on the same team and you both get positivity out of getting out of this Like discussion together. So it's never like I'm right. You're wrong. I mean I've never said sorry more than I have in this relationship because I actually love him Wow when you love someone it's page nothing is worth it like a little thing happens I mean, I've never said sorry more than I have in this relationship because I actually love him. Wow. When you love someone, it's, Pige, nothing is worth it. Like, a little thing happens.

And you're just like, I am so sorry. And he's like, yummy too. Literally, I've never apologized more. I'm like, other guys would like, I pissed off about something. I'm like, then go. Then, block me and leave me the fuck alone. Yeah, I was my advice. It was gonna be like, just break up with him.

Just leave him. Perry was very stubborn. Like he, he was very stubborn and I was too. And that's why we're not together. One of my friends just texted me that like, I know I'm gonna be late for brunch and he's already stressing me out about it. And sorry, that made me lose my train of thought

because it really stressed me out. We built like, if you're late for brunch, what's already stressing me out about it. And sorry, that made me lose my train of thought because it really stressed me out. We built like, if you're late for brunch, what happens? You lose your spot? You literally said, don't be caught at a loser table if you're late for brunch. Say, save me a fucking seat, bro. Put a fresh toast in it.

But I've been late to every single event that we've had. Every single dinner we've had this weekend, I've been 20 minutes late to it. I've been having outfit problems. I don't know what's going on. I've never been on time for anything, so I'm not judging. I may just skip the branch. I'd be like, then, I'm not going at all. I know like that kind of pressure. I hate that shit. I hate it.

There's bad energy around the event now. Yeah, now I'm so nervous about it. And there's no way I'm gonna be on Yeah, and now I'm so nervous about it. And there's no way I'm gonna be on time because I'm not even close to being ready. I'm a makeup on from last night. Actually, you are close to being ready because you have your makeup on from last night. But people understand you have to show up

with like a fucking look and that takes time and effort. Yeah, I know what you were saying and I'm just gonna explain what you're gonna say Because yeah, how you were basically like I don't get into fights with relationships And I never did either because I always wanted to be just like the cool easygoing girl friend Because that's what society wants you to be because everyone's just like dumpy the crazy one Don't be you know when you want someone so bad and you're not really connecting

Yeah, you think you could like trick it and like act a type of way to make it happen. But does with the first, I mean, I call them every night sobbing. Yeah. Like, most people would not have done that when they're trying to get a boyfriend. But the thing is, I wasn't trying to get a boyfriend. You were just being yourself. I had a conversation with one of my girlfriends about this. Like, I'm so sick of being like the cool girl.

Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, no, it's totally fine. You go out with your friends and you do that. And yeah, you don't wanna date, you just wanna cook up. Yeah, for sure. Just do your thing, I'm a cool girl. I don't care about anything.

I try and act like a boy. I'm like, I don't, yeah, do whatever you want. And I'm done with it. I'm so sick of it. Well, that's what last summer, not this last summer, the previous summer with Luke, was like, I literally was just like, I wanna fuck this dude.

And it made things so confusing when like, then the way our relationship was playing out was not based on fucking, and it was all based on emotions, and then everything gets confusing. So it's like like boundaries are super important because if you don't have them, people will take advantage of it.

Oh my God, I've been like strung along by like the same guy for a fucking year now, I feel like. Just because I was so, I was like, yeah, cool. For sure. And now I'm just like, oh, hate myself. And then it's hard to have boundaries and then you get animosity towards them. And then you're mad that they didn't read your mind. And then they're like, oh, hey myself. And then it's hard to have boundaries, then you get animosity towards them. And then you're mad that they didn't read your mind.

And then they're like, well, you didn't say anything. And you're like, oh, okay, I have a really fun question. Okay. How to flirt with the shy boy, which in my past life, I love the shy man. I really, oh my God. When there's the one guy at the party who's just like super confident

and doesn't need to be like the center of attention and he's just like hot and like might not know how hot he is, oh my God. Wait, are we talking like the, okay, hold on, wait, I need to know the difference. Are we talking like the shy man who isn't not shy but like doesn't talk a lot but is like super hot and like the the really cool one of the group and just like chills in the back like yeah whatever.

Or are we talking like the shy man who's like also nerdy like I think both I think it's both. My thing is shy guys does not mean they don't have a personality shy guys means they're listening which I don't know what that feels like to not blurred out every inappropriate thought that comes in your brain But that makes me intrigued by them So you have to approach them which is totally cool And then like I find the Shy guys you get like the funniest banter with because once you can break them You feel it's like a cat when a cat finally sits on your lap You're like you don't do this for everyone,

but you're doing it for me. So you have to just work on them and they have to trust you before they show themselves. Where other people are like, like me, like me, like me, like me. Yeah, I definitely go for the, like me, like me, like me guys. Like I go for the loud, I think I go for the loudest guy in the room.

You go for the loudest party guy. But sometimes those guys are overcompensating for like deep and secure things. You'll think. As someone who is the loud one in the room. Oh, explain what it means when a guy says you intimidate them. It means he thinks he's not good enough for you.

Yeah, he knows like you're way cooler. Yeah, that's his own thing. That's some small dick energy. But sometimes it's flattering, but then, okay. Ooh, but then it gets to a point where if he says that to you, like enough, I personally start to get turned off. Not because I'm intimidating. I love that, I love being a strong bitch

that guys are nervous around. But it starts to turn me off because I'm like, oh, now maybe this is just because like I get turned off by sensitive feelings. Um, which is not great. But it starts to turn me off because I have this one guy being like, do you even like me? Do you even want to hang out with me? Like, okay, I guess we're never going to talk again. I was like, oh, well, he's acting insecure. You're acting so insecure. And it was such a realization for me because I'm like gonna talk again. I was like, oh, well, he's acting insecure. You're acting so insecure.

And it was such a realization for me because I'm like, wow, how many guys have I talked to before that I've been like, hey, like, okay, like do you still want to? Like, we totally don't have to if you don't want to. Or like, just like shit like that. And I'm like, oh, would it turn off? And I feel like it's the same for girls and guys. I totally agree.

Also, with the intimidate me comment, it's like, if a guy says you intimidate him, it's actually planning a seat in your head to tell you to shine less bright. And that means you have to burn his house down. Oh, see, like I like, if someone, if I was talking to a guy and he was like, you're so intimidating,

I would like that initial thing. Okay, that's a flirt moment. That's a flirt moment. Yeah, that's a flirt moment. But if someone legit is like, you're just like really intimidating, I'm like, grow up. Yeah.

Grow up. Grow up. Take off your backpack, you fucking kid. Fucking throw into a locker. I have another question that adds on to that. Three year relationship. I'm 28, he's 30, he still won't meet my family or friends. Oh, he's married.

This is the biggest red flag I've ever, holy fuck. And I'm very bad at seeing red flags. Three years, what do you guys live in a cave? How the fuck has he not met one friend? Yeah. You're not even running to someone at the grocery store. That's going on. So yeah, get out of that.

Get out of that. Get out of that. No, he's married. He's married, or he's a fugitive. Yes, yes, or he's in witness protection. Yeah. But I'm going to tell you something. He has a full family.

Yeah. Full, like not just one kid, at least three. No, he's got at least three. Yeah Okay, final toxic question for you How to build a roster of guys. I'm fucking clueless page take it away Okay, this is roster 101. This is a master class. This is a master class. Okay, look, you can't just build a roster. Yes.

You don't just build, you have rush more in a day. Rome was not built in a day. Your roster is something that you take care of. You water it. You plant seeds. Okay, you have to. You water it. You plant seeds. Okay, you have to really dive into it. Okay, here's the thing with like a roster.

Sometimes you're really hot, and you get, and everyone wants your pheromones, and sometimes you're dead. Sometimes they're in a slump, and sometimes you look at the roster and you're like, damn, they're all injured. I'm gonna tell you something though. I had a healthy roster, a really healthy roster. Yeah. And I would say I have like a rotating 3-4 at any given moment that like I could

hit someone up. But this is crazy. You burned some bridges. I burnt like a few bridges, but I, all of them, every single one of them, there was not one of them that I wanted to be their girlfriend, and that's very important. So, you can have a roster of however many you want, and it's super easy because you don't want to date any of them. I told all of them that. I said, look, I don't want it. I'll never be your girlfriend, but like, we can kick it and it's fun. I have to get a restraining order on some. Like, some of them, if you say that to a guy, he's going to be so obsessed with you and it's so backwards, but it's just so true. And I recently cleared my roster because I was just like, oh, I'm like bored. You nailed something. Your roster is not for guys you want to date.

No. Like, my thing is, I personally, it's hard for me to be charming and funny with more than two people a day. So, like, I can't handle a big roster unless I have no one. And then you're just going into your old mix. Like, I know in college I had a good roster because it takes time to accumulate. And then I moved from Wisconsin to New York and I was like, fuck, I have no roster. So it takes time.

But the people in your roster, and I people you really love and care about. And sometimes, there's sometimes that I'm like, wait, am I hanging out with like this guy too much and I don't even wanna date him and I'm gonna miss my real guy and that gets in my head because I'm like, oh, am I not going out with my girlfriends where I could potentially meet someone

because I'm hanging out with this guy and I know I don't even really like this guy. So, rosters are tricky, but I do know what I do know is that if I were to meet someone who I really liked and like wanted to be their girlfriend I would get rid of my roster like he wouldn't just be added on he'd be like priority He'd be number one. I think you also says something important which is Keep your roster fresh if the guys are ready like you're really sure you're not gonna date him I would get him off the roster the roster needs to be new guys that you're like, you don't know how you feel, but you're

figuring it out. Because then if you're just spending time to get male attention, you could potentially be with your girls having real relationships with them and potentially meeting someone now. And don't underestimate the third and fourth guy on your roster. Sometimes they come up to one and two. You know, you don't give them enough attention as they deserve and one and two will like start to annoy you. Step up their game.

And then they step up their game and then they've mixed up the whole team. I love that for three and four. And also what is the rules in letting guys know about your roster? This is a great question. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna, this is like a very real moment. I have always been the girl, deny till I die. Deny until I fucking die, unless you have a picture. Cause guys know your life.

For sure. But like, unless you have a picture of me, I wasn't me, I don't know who she was. And some people are like, we saw you, you were out to dinner with them. I'm like, I don't know. Who you're talking about. You're talking about.

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You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. You're talking about. Like literally get a text and be like, who's that? And be like, oh, it's so annoying, nothing. Oh my God, it's so annoying. It's just like one of my friends so annoying. And then flip your phone over. Yep, be toxic, I don't care. So this is the initial beginnings of relationships. This is not to have a long-term healthy thing with someone. Once you find out you like them, then you're like, then you fucking look them in the eye.

And you're like, I'm so into you. And you're like, I'm so into you. And he's like, I'm so into you. And then you start texting the rings. We talked about that next thing you know. Give it eight months. You're engaged. And you're engaged. But this is the first time in my life

that I haven't played that game. And I realized it's because I didn't care about anyone I was talking to. Yeah. And I was very honest with everyone. Like, I was like, look, I didn't care about anyone I was talking to. Yeah. And I was very honest with everyone. Like, I was like, look, I don't think I'll ever be your girlfriend, but like, let's chill. Let's hang out.

We have fun together. Like, let's do it. And every guy was like, what? Like, what are you saying? They're experiencing what girls experience with guys immediately before they even know you're like I'm not interested. And usually I'm the type of person that's like dating and I like fall in love immediately. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I love them and I have to be obsessed with you for four months now until I get

over it. Yeah, but this is the thing with you. You fall in love with them and then you learn about them and then you get bored. But the guys who never let you learn about them and stay away, that's when you continue the cycle of obsession. Yes, because you're fantasizing in your head what your relationship would be like, but that's not what it would have been like. You're literally making it up in your head. And that is why situations hurt so much more than relationships because we're relationships. You've already been broken up for a year before the actual break up. You've seen everything about them. You know there were sides. But the guy who never fully lets you have him,

you can fantasize and use row-clarer glasses to be like, what it will be, when realistically, he probably sucks as a boyfriend and has intimacy issues. Dude, it's actually so crazy. I had like one situation and I'm not kidding kidding it took me fucking five months to get over it Maybe longer I dated Perry for a year maybe years I did it perry for a year and a half and I was like after a month I was like No, I know it's crazy

That's such a thing like the guy that doesn't actually make you his real girlfriend Crazy that's such a thing like the guy that doesn't actually make you his real girlfriend You fantasize fake scenarios of what it would be like if you guys were boyfriend and girlfriend None of those are real okay? None of those are real in your head But it's so true that like you will end up with who you're supposed to end up with Like the universe will do what it's fucking supposed to do. And like you can't force any one person because like I used to get on the phone with dudes, make them laugh, laugh at all their stupid jokes be so calm they could do anything I wouldn't care. Literally

called des every night having a full mental breakdown. Yeah. Like people would say this last summer was emotionally the worst they've ever seen me. That's when I found the love of my life. Which is so funny, so hilarious. Do we, is it fun or is that? Is that, what's the difference really? Also, people do not give us credit where credit is due, where this last episode of Summer House. Did you not see when I walked in when you guys are at the pool and I go, how y'all doing?

Wait! How y'all doing? And you were like, I feel like the editors didn't realize that that was a full tick-tock moment. Do you guys remember the tick-tock when everyone's talking shit about her and then she's like, hey, when Sierra said, what's up, you sleepy bitch? Like, I loved it. I was like, wow, that's so authentic and so, like, her.

There's been a lot of accusations that Giggly Squad is bad for you and I'm bad for you. Do you have anything to say for a public service announcement? True, I'm trying to get, I've been trying to get out of this friendship since I got into it. People on it off, you're okay.

Am I holding you hostage? Imagine. Could you imagine? You just 365 me and you kidnap me and you're like, you're gonna be my fucking friend and you're gonna do this goddamn podcast. I would do this fucking podcast. I think everyone's crazy.

Like, oh God, everyone's just out of their minds. Like, I and I love you, and I fucking love Giggly Squad. And you can't tell me nothing. And that's it. Oh, I just want to say that granted, yes, I don't drink as well as page. That's true. But I do have to say, your most epic hot tub scenes

who are you with? I was like, I can't, I don't know what you're saying because there's seven of you. Someone wrote to me they were like, it's so clear that Paige is so much more fun when you're not around. She was so funny in the hot tub and I was like, with me. We were like, I was the one talking about. Who do you think was center up? Who was your first value and then she was dunking? Who do you think? Do you have any front page news? Okay, let's do some front page news. Can we discuss first off JLo and A-Rod? Why are you making that face? Because I just like can't stand him. Dude, did you see the Instagram story he put up of like, no.

Oh my God, okay, so they broke up. Obviously, and on his Instagram story, he was doing this panoramic shot of all of pictures of them, and this thing, their names were written next to each other with a cold play song in the background. Cold play. Yeah, and it was just like,

oh my god, this is so embarrassing for you. This is embarrassing. It's kind of like when you're in like eighth grade and you break up with your boyfriend and you put like all these quotes on like your AIM away message. That was the vibe I was getting. I was like, this is embarrassing.

What was he trying to be like, I'm sad that we're not together anymore? Or kind of like, oh, this was a beautiful time that I'm just celebrating? No, I think it was like, I'm sad that like, I want to get her back. But it's like, don't have FaceTime meetings with fitness bonds. Right. And even though they just announced it recently that they've been broken up, Page Six wrote an article that they've definitely been broken up for a while because he is buying the Minnesota twins, Timberwolves,

and with some other guy. And originally, Jay Lone, Arod, wanted to buy the meds together. Wow. And she wasn't involved in the timber wolves thing, but people were saying if you own a team, you have to go to every home game. And people were like, maybe she doesn't want to fucking go to Minnesota.

And I was like, I know that's right. It's not been the first time someone didn't want it. Okay. I don't want to say that I called it, but I didn't call it, I actually saw it through, you know, the Gossipy things, but people were just like, look, they've been broken up. They didn't like how it dropped,

and it was all about Madison. Like, Jaila was not about to have her break up be all about Madison, so they're like, they're gonna wait a month, and then break up amicably. So that's exactly what happens, like, on the dot, and they were like, yeah we're so friends we love each other it's not working out. But you remember J.Lo and her answer stories like being all like single it just celebrities

they're just like us. No they really are like if there's people out there cheating on J.Lo and Beyonce I'll just never get it through my head. I'll never get it through my head. But I feel like, guys, I feel like famous. Also, like A-Rod was an athlete. I think that's a different type of fame in terms of getting girls. I also feel like, I would love to date a Yankee, but why would I want to?

And I'm about to say the most toxic thing ever? But like I feel like being a professional athlete and being a Yankee I think is a very different type of like fame In terms of like sports. Yeah, it's power. It's such power It comes like taking advantage of things and it can be really hard to date a professional athlete Yeah And I feel like because I feel like they walk into rooms and like they be really hard to date a professional athlete. Yeah. And I feel like because I feel like they walk into rooms and like they don't have to spit

game at girls. Like they don't have to do anything. No. There's going to be five girls everywhere they go that they already know like yeah I got this one. For me? Yeah, I can talk this one. I like my long time but I don't love the idea that like more than half of the year He's gone on the road and then also everything is about like his sports not that like no

Yeah, I want all the attention, but it's like I don't want you fucking lose the game And then I have to fucking deal with his crying ass like every other day when they lose like especially the met Like if you're dating a Nick or a man, it's like non-stop, they're fucking crying. And it's like, I don't know, get better. I feel like athletes wives have a different type of like mental grade of a life as, or not as great of a life as you would think they would have. Yeah, I just think they have probably

have to deal with a lot of shit. It's a double-edged sword. Yeah, you get like to be with this like I just famous guys the fucking worse sometimes. Oh, did you know the Yeezy's gap partnership is 10 years? I think that's excessive. Oh wow. Yeah, they did a trademark filing for their collaboration. What's just going to include clothing footwear, headwear accessories and bags And the logo is the gap logo, but instead of GAP, it's YZY. It's kind of cool.

It's really cool, but yeah, 10 years is a lot. 10 years is a lot. 10 years? A lot. A lot. We just do that for the rest of our 10 years. Long time. 10 years is a lot.

I've never done anything for 10 years. I couldn't tell you something. I've never consistently committed to one thing for 10 years. I've been drinking water. Here, no. No. Have I had a friend? Yeah.

No, I have. I have had a friend for a long time. I have had a friend for a long time. I have had a friend for a long time. No. Yeah, for sure. Oh my god. Yeah, that would be, yeah, for sure. Oh my God. Yeah, that's scary.

What's next? Oh, this is so cute. OK, so Aiden Shaw from Sex and the City, that's not his real name. John Corbert is his real name, Corbit, sorry. Kept all the clothes from Sex and the City. And he said, yeah, everything he wore on the show, he got to keep.

And he has like, he was like, there's a pair of like, Prada shoes that were $700 that he still wears. That's crazy. And obviously Sarah Jessica Parker got to keep all of her stuff. But she doesn't wear any of it. She has it in like a storage unit. Oh wow. And she'll like go, she like kept it as like, to go and like look at it.

But if I was her daughter, I'd be like, unlock this immediately. We, I would, wow. One of my life goals is to become friends with Sarah Jessica Parker and see inside that storage unit. I mean, that stuff is probably worth so much on top of the fact that it's expensive. That stuff's just like excites me.

Also, people don't talk enough about Sarah, Jessica Parker and her husband, Matt. What's her name? His name, Matthew. Matthew Broadwreck. It's her house. They're adorable. No, they're adorable.

Have you ever seen them in New York? Yes. They are the quintessential New York City chic. Like the way you would think Carrie Bradshaw would look on the street in New York in 2021 is exactly what she looks like. Like her hair is usually like slicked back or it's like messy down. She's usually like in all blacks, sunglasses like walking.

And she's best friends with Andy Cohen. That must be a really fun friendship. He was on sex in the city once. Oh, he's been on everything. He played a shoe salesman. Wait, Paige, are you big or Aiden? Wait, let me guess then, you guys mine. Wait.

But yeah, okay, I have mine. You're big. Yeah, for sure. Who am I? Eden. Yeah. You wanna like, you wanna- This is my best friend. Yeah, like you wanna go to his country home

and like make pies. And I want big to like cheat on me and then pull up in a fucking limb. I'll be like, get in baby. Oh my God, you're nuts. And that's who we are as humans. Oh my gosh, do we have any more stories? Man, nothing worthwhile.

Okay, well I need to wrap up with my favorite part of Gagley Squad. It's my segment called dope ass documentaries. Do you love? She literally just made that up, but it's a great name. That's actually a great name. dope ass documentaries. Okay, first one. What are you watching?

It's about we work on Hulu. Do you know anything about we work? Yeah. So like I worked in a we work, batches was in a we work for a while. It's about how we work, got this like crazy evaluation of like billions of dollars, and then it tanked and it

turns out the people involved in it, like the head guy was kind of this cult leader-esque crazy, like smoke and mirrors salesmen and it's fucking good. Wow, and that's on Hulu? Hulu. Is it one part or is it multiple episodes? It's one documentary, got it. Okay, highly recommend it. And you kind of just see how this guy came to New York,

wanted his first business was like kneecaps, knee protection for kids who crawl. When like clearly kids have been crawling for a bazillion years and been fine with their kneecaps but he was like trying to make a business out of it and then he got we work and it was a lot of shady stuff and his wife is a cousin of Gwyneth Paltrow and she comes from that like high society like meditative energy type thing and it shows how she affected it. Very interesting. Next, Tina Turner documentary.

I don't remember what it's on, I think it's Hulu. Did you love it? Do you know anything about Tina Turner? I know that she was in like an abusive relationship. Yeah, so she was with this guy, Ike. Ike Turner, it turns out was physically, sexually, mentally abusive. When she was very famous, literally had to escape from a hotel room to get away, got a divorce, and then in her 50s, had a huge reemergence of her career, and like, no way.

No, incredible. Yeah, like her most famous songs were in her 50s after she escaped from Mike. Also, who the fuck is naming their son, like? Okay. And she found this guy who she's been with for like 30 years and he's the cutest ever. Next, we have Demi Lovato, Dancing with the Devil. Oh, I haven't seen it, but I've been seeing people

post about it. I do, I wanna watch it. It was good. I just started it. Okay. I haven't heard a lot of people talk about it. I want to watch it. It was good. I just started it. OK. I haven't heard a lot of people talk about it, which makes me a little worried. But it's like her explaining.

It's a lot of people talking about like Demi Lovato. And then she's in it. You know what? I didn't watch it. OK. But I just want to let people know it's out there. OK. Next, we have.

Okay, next we have... And that's dope ass documentaries. Next, I believe this is Netflix, but I'm not sure. The Bee Gees documentary. Are you familiar with the Bee Gees? Like, Saturday Night Fever. Okay. I know the song about... I, more than a woman, might have to be my wedding song

So their shit was wild because basically they got really famous as this disco band and then people started to you know when things get too popular then people hate them kind of like yeah um me on summer house Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Hahaha. So, when people, when it becomes like a mass thing where everyone likes something, then people need to hate it. So, people start to hate disco. Like they would like have like riots about like, fuck disco, like end disco. Oh my god. So, the BG's like, had to end their career because people hate to start hating disco, but then They've written like every amazing song you know. Okay last one

She's a see see see see I want to watch it. I'm watching you will not Eat fish ever again. Just wanting you. That's what I'm sad The the main takeaway from it is that The whole like oh um straws and plastic bottles are ruining the ocean. Turns out that's like 5% of the pollution in the ocean, and 50% is from commercial fishermen, and all the shit they do. But the commercial fishing industry is like so powerful, and things aren't as they seem with the oceans. But basically how we're all gonna die if the oceans can't get their shit together because we need the ocean, but the ocean can get it shit together real quick if we make

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