Giggly Squad - Giggling about how to meet men, body image, and sex tapes

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my giggly pigly wigglys! I think I said that last week. Pigly wiggly was really good and very cute. Is that a name of a grocery store in the South, Piggly Wiggly? If it's not, it sure sounds like something down there. Right.

You actually got so offended the other day. Why? Because Craig went to get like a sub. First of all, I think I've sent him a picture of like the sub place in New York City where I was like, how good does that look? And you just want to stuff your face into it. That's how you sex now?

Yeah. He was going to get a sub and then he said, Jersey Mikes, which I'm not a hater on Jersey Mikes. It's just that's not a real sub. Yeah. I crave Subway, but that's not a real sub. I'm talking a real sub. Yeah, it's like being like, I'm getting a bagel from Starbucks.

Exactly. It's not a real bagel, but like I'll eat that. Exactly. I like it. And he was like, this is a real sub. Like I don't know what you mean between the difference and like, and I just got the IK honestly. I was like, you know what?

If you don't know the difference between Jersey, Mike Prove Alone, and someone's grandfather who doesn't speak English slicing that? Like, I can't help you. There's nothing else I can do. Don't tell Kim, she'll get so mad. How was your weekend?

I just came from Staten Island, which it was. I fought for my life over there. Um, do you know there's traffic on Staten Island? I didn't even know there were enough people. It was like going to Europe. I think it's wild that more Staten Island reality shows haven't really made it because I feel like

it is a different part of the world that no one really knows about unless you live there. Yeah. Like the vibe of Staten Island. Like I feel like it, it's very neighborful. I feel like there definitely should be a real housewives of Staten Island. I mean, there was my wives, which was amazing.

That was the best show on television. Was it on Staten Island? Yeah, Staten Island. What's her name? Dina? Dina would just threaten to beat the shit out of everyone. First of all, her name was Dreada. And she's never once apologized for smacking a bitch in the face.

And I, she was my favorite character. She wasn't even Italian. This bitch was Albanian. once to apologize for smacking a bitch in the face and I, she was my favorite character. She wasn't even Italian. This bitch was Albanian. She was like, I'm crazy. I was, her husband was in jail. They say that Albanians are basically Italians because it's touching Italy, but they're better at war.

Because Italians were like, take, you can have it here, some pasta. Like we've been, like Cecilians have been taken over by like every single person that's walked through this. Like literally all they have to have is a knife and they're like, ah, cut them, it's an L, come through. They literally probably got confused. But okay, could you imagine me and you standing like in our backyard and like awards about the breakout, we're just like, um, we don't really care that much.

So I guess like take it. I don't know. Like literally Taoins, they're, so I guess like take it. I don't know Literally, Taoins, they're like I'm taking a nap. I ate too much pasta Take over my house. It's so much admin to get into a war with you. So You'd war is so much admin. Are you kidding me? Like I can't even get all my friends to go to brunch at the same time to get them to fight a war? You know that shit is bad when you start seeing things on TMZ. Like did you see the Chinese like a balloon thing?

I literally was like, look, I know that I am not the smartest adult out here. I'm not even close to it, but I know that there's something is wrong. It shouldn't be on TMZ. Also when they said balloon, why did I envision just like a happy birthday balloon that like I was like, wait, how the fuck did I lay down? Make some kid lost his balloon and now it's like just in the sky and they're like, what is it? Just expecting to see like some small little boy, like sad.

That's because he lost his balloon. All the way from a strong wind from China. And yeah, I actually did not listen to any of the news on this, but I overheard that China was like, it is us, but we're not spying. Which literally is like your dude, when he's like, I didn't cheat on you, my dick slipped in her vagina.

I didn't call you a bitch. I said you were acting like one. Yeah, that's my favorite. That's my fucking favorite. Oh my god. Or look at us discussing politics. This is a political podcast. A political podcast.

I do have to say, I've never gotten more messages after an episode because we were talking about SSRI pills. We're now like SSRI influencers. Oh, yeah. No, really are. We speak for the mental health community. And obviously consult your doctor because we, if anything, we're giving you bad advice with anything we've never said. consult your doctor because we, if anything, we're giving you bad advice. If anything, we know. We know you.

But for anyone who's not on SSRI's, go off, do not feel left out. It was just was crazy to see the amount of girls who are just casually like, hey, I've taken this, I've switched to this, the amount of messages of the gigglers that are on Prozac, or Well Buterin, or Lexipro that reached out to me and told them their experience. What I learned, a lot of people have different experiences. I did also learn too. I'm actually not

gonna go on Zooloft. I'm going on Prozac, so I messed up. Oh my god. I lied to the community. Wow. So I need to apologize to the academy. So I'm going on. They all fucking sound the same. Yeah, they do. They all sound like electronic cars. I'm going on ProZac. I'd love to know whose job it is to name. How did they get the name? I feel like the same person who names nail polishes. I literally said that today.

I said that today on a Amazon live. I was like, look, if all else fails, my first stop to getting a job, a 9-5 job, would be the person that names lipsticks and nail polishes. I could sit there all day and come up with the cookeiest names. All these pills sound like start-up tech companies. Exactly. Or a video game console, yeah.

My psychiatrist was like, okay, so I'm putting on Fluoxetina. I'm like, I thought you were putting me on Prozac and she's like, that is Prozac and I'm like, this is a lot of admin. Yeah. Oh yeah. And then they changed the news. Not very smart. Yeah. From that episode I learned that a lot of gigglers have fake boobs and I love that art community. Wait, tell me the feedback on your announcement that you might get a boob job if in a year you still want it. It was split 50-50. Some girls were like, get it, I loved it.

I was so nervous, but I'm so much more confident, like change my life. And then other girls were like, I hated it, don't get it. Like, I'm getting mine taken out. I was really sick don't get it. Like I'm getting mine taken out, I was really sick, like whatever. And my mom called me and said, the craziest thing.

She was like, it's so funny because before you, I listened to your podcast the night before, I was like, hmm, pages and brought up getting her boobs done in a really long time. She must have grown up and gotten over it. Nope, she was just finding the balls to announce it on her worldwide podcast. I was like, is this your nice way of telling me to grow up and get over it? She goes, I mean, do what you want, but I know that that means like, don't ever do what

you want. That means, she's just like my mom told me at a young age because my brother wanted a, like, he was into JuJitsu and he wanted like some, whatever, some JuJitsu thing on the back of his neck and my mom was like, if I tell him no, he's gonna get it. So I'm just telling him to like, just wait and see if you still want it.

And that I don't care. That means they really fucking don't want you to get it. They've had to come with some manipulation. This is the problem with boob jobs. This is the problem with going on SSRIs. This is the problem with like, I, what is it called? And IUDs, people are either like,

it was the greatest thing I ever did, or they're like, it was a paperclip that they shoved up and stabbed me over with, and then I stoke out pregnant, and I thought I was gonna die, and you're like, okay, okay. It's definitely gonna be a personal decision and that's why I gave myself like a year.

Like if I find myself thinking about it more than I'm gonna get it, if I don't find myself thinking about it, like when I get dressed, what, you know, like when I'm naked, I don't know why it's just so weird saying that. Then I'll get it, but if I don't so far since that episode I've only thought about it when I see DMs about it. Can I see a personal question?

Oh my god. There's literally no better place than right here right now. How often do you look at yourself naked in the mirror? Every time before I shower so that would be Every time before I shower so that would be once every Every time before I shower so like once a day or once every two days. Okay, wow. This is so interesting Right. Yeah. Okay. I look in the mirror in the front First of all, I Established like it. I look in the mirror in my bedroom, which is a full length. Look at it, turn or do like a full 160, and then I go in the bathroom to make sure

you're not like growing a tail. No, I just like to see my butt. Like I like to see where we're at. Yeah, yeah. What, how often do you look at it? Well, think about it. I don't, I don't have like a full-length mirror that's as accessible. I realize, like, I feel like the more you look at yourself naked,

Yeah. The heart, the more things that you can like, worry about. 1,000%. And I joke that I have reversed by this more for you, but like, I'm a literal delusional crazy person. I joke about it. Like I will never admit like you've been eating bad. And like you need to take care of yourself. I'll be like, you're blooded from the plane. Like it's the mergres and retro

grade. Like it's never my fault. I mean, it's also like we never look at our vaginas. Or do you look at my back? But we're both bad. I don't think you should look too much or fucked up. But it's like I literally just think I'm always like so hot. And no, I think that's so true. I don't want to know the truth. Because the truth, because the truth is beauties in that I have the beholder. So I can't even control the truth. This is taking an interesting turn that I didn't think we were gonna get. Did you see that TikTok I sent you the other day of like the little girl doing the get ready with me? Yes.

It made me so uncomfortable. That's why like when randomly on my 4U page Like I'll get like a literal 10 year old girl doing a makeup tutorial And it will make me feel so uncomfortable and I think like wow how are people raising Daughters that age right now to not because if there's even though I was a child model Which doesn't sound great. I had no idea, I had no idea what I looked like, or what was pretty, what wasn't pretty. It just wasn't a thing talked about in my house. It was just whatever.

And I really didn't experience it until I was in high school, and I had a girlfriend who was obsessed with how much she weighed like looking at herself in the mirror and it wasn't until I was like a junior in high school that I even knew what cellulite was because she would constantly be checking her cellulite and then I was like wait do I have cellulite like I've literally never looked I didn't know yeah thanks to that girl I do look at it all the time but like yeah no so I didn't know. Yeah. Thanks to that girl. I do look at it all the time. But like, yeah, no, so I don't understand like the brain development that younger girls will have

because of social media that we didn't even have to experience and we're still fucked up from it. We didn't grow up with like at 18 years old, no one was getting Botox, no one was getting lift filler. 18 year olds now are doing it. Right, like in college old no one was getting Botox, no one was getting lift filler. 18 year olds now are doing it. Right like in college no one was like leaving leaving campus and going to get Botox like that just. No. In college I was getting my hair bleached $25 at the Vita students salon and I was pale as shit and my eyebrows were still dark and I was still bloated back then

because I was eating too many cheese curds in Wisconsin. Yeah, I know I could see that. I could see that. They tell us what to be insecure about to like make a spy shit. What do you think about the whole de-influencing trend on TikTok where like every girl is now being like, actually, I hate the coasters concealer

and I hate this Charlotte Tilbury thing. Are you getting any of that? No. What is getting any of that? No. What is your algorithm? We buy everything. I buy everything. You're not the right person. People girls are now de-influencing.

I have felt attacked. Everyone's like, we've been telling everyone what to buy, but like obviously not everything's great. So let's say what's really actually good. I actually do really love my coasters concealer though. Yeah, some people do. Some people, there was like a rumor that if it's old, it could grow mold and like give you acne,

but like I also, that could be L'Oreal starting conspiracy theories. Yeah, that seems very, that seems very L'Oreal focus. Wow, that's interesting. They're basically saying like, don't believe everything Info-N-S-R-Save, obviously. Well, that's why it's called an ad. That's why we made a podcast.

True. Cause real recognize fucking real. Yeah, real recognize real. And like, obviously, you think every commercial is real. But what a good little like mental health moment we just had. So what is, so what's the deal? Don't look at the mirror or do you look at the mirror and just feel like you're great. I think that like looking in the mirror too much is actually unhealthy and you don't have

to like have control over what you see all the time and to just like go with your energy. Oh my god, spends one week in LA. When you look in the mirror, because look, everyone is on this. When you look in the mirror and you pick something out that you either dislike or would change slightly or drastically, do you think in your head, oh, like what does,

what does, in your case, it would be des, or what does your significant other think of this, or what does your significant other think of this or what do like my friends think of it because I will say I have to go, I have to go to a wedding this weekend and it's in like the weather will be warm so I know that I will be in my bathing suit for some of it. Never do I think like, oh my God,

I can't put on a bathing suit in front of my boyfriend. I think about the other girls. And I think it changed as I got older. Like, if you guys asked me this question in early 20s, I'd be like, we do guys think I'm hot. Now, it's more toward women. Well, it's also like, when you put an outfit together, you don't give a fuck what Craig thinks,

but you care what all the girls think. Yes. So we do it to ourselves. Like we judge each other too hard. The car is coming from inside the house. Like, did we just literally crack the code on like world peace? Girls, let's just all let ourselves stop. Do whatever you want.

Yeah. I did have like a full spiral the other night about someone called me healthy. No, I can't. Somebody commented on mine and said, is Paige pregnant? Hahaha. I think that's what it's worth. And I was like,

But I do think we know it's worse than pregnant. What? Someone's saying your body positive. No, and then somebody dude, it literally did get worse because somebody commented and was like, oh my God, why would you ask that? And then somebody else said, she gained weight and she needed to. And that was like a double dagger.

I was like, why? So they've noticed I've gained weight. And so I looked bad before too. And that was like a double dagger. I was like, why? So they've noticed I've gained weight. And so I looked bad before too. Like, no, it was really, it wasn't a great thing. And I know that talking about weight can be like so fucking triggering. Yeah. And we apologize for that. But I do think, hopefully hearing us open up about our insecurities can make people feel little less alone and a little more like we are existing in these bodies. I just think my looks and my body are the least interesting thing about me.

I will also say this, I have been home for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. I have been home for four days, well I went out today, so really three days, where I'm not kidding, I saw in the flesh like three people, like that I spoke to. And other than that, I talked to like my family and my friends on the phone. It was such a good reset of like, like nothing brought me more droids until like rotate my rug in my living room

and be by myself for three full days. I literally feel recharged because you want to know what I did. Whatever the fuck I wanted. Like, I would be in the middle of the show. I would pause it and be like, and now I'm gonna take a bath and I would go take a bath. And like, I just did so many things like, for myself, and I ended up getting more things

on my like long to do list done than I ever thought, like rotating my rug, who's finding the time to do it? I did it on Friday afternoon, and I fucking loved every second of it. And your whole world is different now that your rug is shifted? No, it literally is the fun try.

You're like, wait a second. That was the problem. It just like, I feel like sometimes like you're going, going, going, you're looking in the mirror, you're looking in the mirror. And like you just, sometimes like a couple of days, I had my own wellness retreat over here. No, that's amazing.

What I realized, I was like doing a podcast. I did like an intense hour and a half podcast and I didn't have a time to like, you know, whether it's me walking home or like me sitting on the couch. I immediately went from that to like a car full of people. You didn't have time to decompress. I'm, you know that I go 150. Like if I'm out in these streets, your girl's serving. Your girl is going off. Once the energizer bunny has turned off, Murna-Hom. It's like Paige and I, like, when we're backstage,

we will have, we're doing our giggly moments, but we're like talking, like you talk to your sister, like there's no effort, there's no trying. That's why, like, when people are in the green room, like if anyone ever comes in the green room, we get so anxious because we feel like we have to obviously talk to people because they're humans and they know us and we're standing in a green room with them.

But in our minds, we feel unprepared for the show because we haven't taken like four seconds to like breathe and focus and know that we're about to go on stage and talking to our question. One allowed in the green room before the show, I said it. Yeah, that's our new book. I put it in my foot down. Which honestly, it sounds so diva of us,

but I like it. I enjoy it. And I feel like setting a boundary and not being such a people pleaser is something that you and I have over the past year really accomplished. So that's literally what I'm talking to my therapist about right now.

I'm such a people pleaser. For whatever reason, if people want you for things, because they just want to use you a lot of the time. And in your head, you're like, oh, I want to make that person happy. I could sacrifice my whole afternoon, even though I'm exhausted. And then you add a couple of those up

and then you're burnt out to a crisp. You know deep down what your energy tank is and like yeah, I need it. You're better at saying no than I am. Yeah, you're really good at saying no. And no, but it's not that you're good at saying no. You say no and I almost feel like you like got something from it. Like I'll say no and I'll be like, okay, I'm in this down opportunity, but I just can't do it.

Where you'll say no and I'll be like, oh, she'm in a bad opportunity, but I just can't do it. Where you'll say no and I'll be like, oh, she's class. Oh my God. Thank you. She said no period. Do you want to know the best quote I've ever heard in my entire life? No is a sentence. No is a sentence. You don't have to say no, but no, you can say no to literally anything.

Anything in the world you can just say no. You don't owe anyone more thoughts. That resonated with me as a Scorpio cat witch. Because I say no all the fucking time. But are you not afraid that you're gonna be short and they're gonna be like, wow, page is the bitch. Let them go home in spiral. Because I'm not.

Because I won't. It's all home and spiral because I'm not. Because I won't. It's all already be home because I said no. Patient, I were just talking about how like you asking your friend to do something. It's so mean. Expecting them to be free is toxic. It's so toxic. If you ask your friend to do something and they say no and you make them feel bad for it when they didn't even ask you make them feel bad for it when they didn't even ask you to ask them, that's some pyramid scheme shit.

Sierra texted me on Friday night and said, do you wanna go see Avatar? It was like 10 p.m. and I was like Sierra, this is honestly the meanest thing you've ever texted me saying, first of all, it's four degrees outside in New York City. Second of all, I'm not saying three. It was a polar vortex.

Three hour movie about a movie like I don't care about. I was like, absolutely not. Choose a go guy. It did feel bad, but I was like, no. I'm like, I just rotated my rug. I'm exhausted. I just rotated my rug.

My whole life has changed. I'm trying to comprehend it. I will like be in comfort at my home, watching tennis, butters, purring on me, and someone out of nowhere will have the audacity to ask me to do something. So not only was it, am I not comfortable anymore and after a spa,

but I also have to now disappoint someone. Right. I'm really bad at all, actually. No, you can just say no thank you, not for me. No thank you. Speaking of TikTok, as well as do a girl game incredible dating advice. So her name is Naomi Rossman.

Okay. And she basically was like, I, I'm not gonna lie, like I'm really good at dating, and I wanna tell you guys my facts. And I was like, I wanna hear it, even though I'm a fully married woman who is living vicariously through TikTok. If you wanna date someone,

the woman was like, you're not gonna meet these guys out at clubs at midnight. What kind of guys you meeting out at clubs on midnight? I've had a lot of fun with my kids, but I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it.

I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if I can do it. where you go to meet men. Hotel bars and restaurant bars during happy hour. Think of how these guys think. After work, they're going to restaurant bars or hotel bars with their co-workers. You and your friend just sit at the fucking bar at 6 p.m. on a Thursday and look at all the conversations you're going to have with like quality guys. Wow. Isn't that insightful?

It isn't insightful because being in your like early 30s and in your late 20s is a very different feeling and so it's a I'm sure it is a very different single experience. Yeah, like when you're 24 in the city, everyone's partying. Yeah, you're just like, ooh, but like you have to be a little strategic. If you're gonna leave the house, bitch, like let's be smart about it.

Work harder, not smarter. Work smarter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I was single right now compared to two years ago, like two years ago when I was got single,

you could not tell me to stay in a night. Like I went to every single, I was always out. If I got single right now, like I'd be like, wait, so I'm never finding anyone because I don't wanna, but I don't wanna leave the house. But I would go sit at a hotel bar. Oh yeah, I get a nice, express martini. But like I'm not going to a club. Yeah, and I know that like the

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That's like literally your type. Okay. Because one time I was sitting, okay, this is such a great fucking story. One time I am on the airplane. Now I have on this flight, I happen to be sitting in the very first seat of the plane. I remember I got a Delta comfort seat and I got upgraded. And I'm sitting in the very first seat, the plane. I remember I got a Delta comfort seat and I got upgraded and I'm sitting in the very first seat, the window seat. This tall, good looking guy is walking on the plane.

I go, oh my God, I wonder if he's sitting next to me. Plops right down next to me. Inherently not my type. He was very like Harvard, New England looking, but like, you know, we'll see. I put my headphones in because like I'm immediately, I'm not interested. I don't want you to even. Yeah, like I don't even know that you came and sat down like I'm not going to talk to you.

I for this is so long ago that I forget what he said for me to like get my headphones out to like say something to me. I forget what the first thing was. Oh, I think he asked me if he wanted me to put my bag up like in the overhead luggage. Like if he wanted, if I wanted him to do it for me. He's obsessed with you. Yeah, I was like, okay, tell your grandma about me.

That was the real thing. That was the real thing. I look great in fall colors. No, so like we start talking and in my head had romanticized like how sick this was gonna be like this gonna be my husband This guy's gonna be so fucking rich, so dope Because he was wearing not a suit, but like an off-duty suit Like do you know what I mean? Like he looked professional but he wasn't in like a full suit. He didn't have social media so it was a fucking weirdo. He really only read books and I was like what get on my face? Then he was like well what do

you do? And like what do you say that we do? I'm like I don't know like it like I don't have the time to explain to you what I do. So I like kind of told him about Giggly Squad and then he gave me his card like as we were getting off the plane and as we're in the 1960s but he must have been so nervous because as we're getting off the plane he's walking in front of me we're walking down the hallway to go into the airport. He stops and he turns around and he goes, I forgot all my stuff. Like on the plane. So, run back.

And I was just like, oh my God, you're never I kni through the car to wide. Like, I was like, you're a weirdo. He was also like way younger than me, so. Wait, he was so mesmerized by you. He, I mean, that's what I do. When I'm like in conversation, I'll forget my child. I'll be like, wait, something's missing.

Yeah, if a man can't deal with that little admin, you can't deal with my life. No. Emily did not owe the famous Mabeline model did her husband on an airplane. That's what I was thinking. I was like, oh my God, it does happen. But that's literally the exception to the rule. Most guys who talk to you on airplanes, oh my god, it does happen. But that's literally the exception to the rule.

Most guys who talk to you on airplanes, oh my god, I'd rather die. I'm super traumatized by that story, though, because when I was younger, when I first went to college, I bought all this Wisconsin gear, go badgers for my entire family, literally extended family, like mugs, I wanted to start out everything, I left all of it on the plane.

What were you coming home for? Like Christmas vacation or something? Yeah, and it was in all these white bags, but also like I, this was too much admin for me to remember the gifts and my suitcase. So I walked around and Christmas crying, going, I got you a sweater. I got you a keychain.

Like they still bring it up to this day. They're like, you forget everything on the plane, Hannah? Like my family. You ruined Christmas. Yeah. So that was um. I vaguely remember this story. I feel like I've heard this story.

Yeah, I bring it up pretty often. I haven't really worked through it yet. What's the last thing, what is the most recent thing you've forgotten on a plane? Last time I was with you, you forgot your computer. In the T. You know, you forgot it, what? In the TSA check line? Yes. But then I also did forget my podcast equipment in your room, that same trip. They mailed it back to you though, right? That was important.

Mm-mm-mm. The laptop they did, but the podcast stuff, I think I just bought new stuff. I don't know, I block it out. Like, I'm already onto the next thing. I have a friend who's gonna upset about it. If you love something, let it go. You know, and if it loves you back, it'll come back.

No, but this is so dark the way I move on from trauma is being like, let's get some more drama. Something more dramatic. Like's something more traumatic. Like, I'm not upset about what happened in LA. I'm upset about what happened last weekend. Literally, everyone was like, how did you get over Perry so quick? I literally started sleeping with a narcissist

and I loved every second of it. Like, are you kidding? I hate to say it. It's so easy to get over men. It's so literally just find another toxic man. The only way to get over a relationship is to literally become obsessed with someone else. I was like, I literally was out there that weekend,

like figuring out my next move. Come again, let run my life for next couple of months. Some girl on TikTok also did the pettiest thing ever and I have to tell you. Okay. She did not burn his house down or any of that. She did something way worse. She's something smarter. She did not like burn his house down or like any of that. She did something way worse. She's something smarter. She knows his Hello Fresh password so she went in and

she changed all the meals he chose to things he doesn't like. Wow. That is fucking weak. Oh, I love shit like that. I want to do that now like even like to my real boyfriend. Like, it's just what I got to know him. I'm like, who would do that? Shramp, they know you're allergic. I'm like, that's crazy. Like little things are just like, not working out in his favor, but it's really just me. Make him feel like he's haunted by a weird

Hello Fresh Ghost. Did I tell you what guy yelled at the post office? For, trying to do admin? Yeah. They're like, man, you don't belong the post office? For trying to do admin? Yeah. They're like, man, you don't belong here. What were you trying to do? What were you trying to mail? I was returning something, which I've, most of the time,

I just give it, if I don't like it, I give it to my cousin. But I was like, no, you have to return this. I was avoiding it for so long, because I'm like, I'm going to do it wrong. I get in there. This is USPS. This is like government postal service. She was already not in a good mood.

Are they ever? You know when you know they're going to hate you, like I know she's going to hate me. Yes. And it's a long line so I can't see any of the instructions. But I'm like, I have a box. Yep. You're ready now. I have a box and I'm praying. Yeah.

So I get to the front. Not only does she not yell at me. She looks at the whole group and I got the whole group in trouble and she goes, I told you, if you get to the front, it has to have tape. I literally just started going, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And I ran out and I actually cried. Hannah, you took my cry. I called my mom and I cried out and I actually cried. Hannah you cried.

I called my mom and I cried. Hannah you didn't cry. It is a bear's face. I'm with the post office. Everyone the line was mad at me. I'll never go again. I'll never mail something again. This is why millennials don't mail things.

I will take it myself. I will jog to wherever I need to go with a box. I don't, I don't subscribe to that. Like I don't subscribe to being inside of a store and like the manager or whoever is screaming at you for some ridiculous, like I just don't know. That is like against my toes. I think she must have announced like if you get to the front,

it has to be pre-tapped. I wanna do my best, but I need someone to hold my hand. I got to the front. She was, I got the whole group in trouble. Did you ever end up returning it? I ended up going to like a different place. I think I did like, FedEx. I did the one that like, it's more expensive.

Oh yeah, but then I went in and the guy had like an accent. And he was like, shit. And I was like, what? And he was like, shit. And I was like, huh? And then the guy next to him was like, he's asking if you want to ship. And I was like, so literally, I could decide not to add men. I got into a fight with the guy at Zara the other day.

I waited in this insane long line. There was nobody working on the floor. I waited in this insane long line. Like to get up to pay. I get up to pay and I'm like, hey, I have these pair of pants. But I was wondering if you can check and see if there's a size smaller in the store.

Like I really liked these. And he looked at me. First of all, he looked at me and he went, and I like looked back, like, oh, like, okay, sorry. So he's checking everything else out. Then he tries to go, nobody ever has the fucking iPhone where you look up the clothes. He's like asking everyone in the behind the register,

like, who has an iPhone to look up, look this up, whatever. He gets an iPhone, he looks it up and he goes, oh yeah, we do actually have it in a smaller size. And I was like, oh my god, great, like, I'll take it. And he started laughing. And he goes, um, I mean, I said we have one in the smaller size. I have no idea where it would be. But I guess you could ask someone over there. It was like, they about to close. Not about to close maybe like 45 minutes. So people were cleaning up like other areas. He was like, I guess you could ask one of them if they could help you look. And I was like, wait.

It's literally giving. He was gaslighting me. It's giving legally blonde. You could try sears. Yeah, I was. You could try sears. That was mean girls, but that was a really good try. I was like, wait, what?

I was like, wait, what? And he was like, yeah, you can ask someone else. And I was like, well, no, then I just don't want the pants. Like I just waited in this line for literally 20 minutes to pay. I'm not gonna now search the entire store. Like it was just so crazy and he was so mean to me. I was like, if I was tired, I would yell back at you. Yeah, USPS and Zara give very similar energy

because they know that we need them more than they need us. Yeah, what was I gonna be like? And the people like, you lost the customer? You absolutely did not, sir. Okay, I will probably be back here to look for those pants tomorrow.

You used to be a small girl. You used to be a little girl. You used to be a little girl. You used to be a little girl. You used to be a little girl. You here to look for those pants. You can use the mirror. She was mad that she lost my business. I will order those pants online. You are the marketing head marketing officer of Zara. I was the head marketing officer of Zara Makeup, which has since been discontinued. Um. You literally mentioned it one time next day.

We mean to remove it from the shelves. Hannah Berner's, but that was like a torture chamber. I was like, what is my mentor? It was so weird. But also, would you argue this is our website, even though it's so chaotic and insane, is better than the clothes that are in the store? Yes.

Because I feel like sometimes you go in the store and like nothing's that good. I feel like that happens to me all the time. Because everything sells out in the website like immediately, right? Yeah, when it's good. Oh my god, speaking of fashion, can we discuss Grammy outfits? I didn't really see that many. But let me tell you who like I did see and I didn't like Beyonce's. I didn't like.

She looked uncomfortable. She looked very uncomfortable. Jennifer Lopez, I did see and I didn't, like Beyonce's, I didn't like. She looked uncomfortable. She looked very uncomfortable. Jennifer Lopez I did not like. Um, do you think JLo and Ben hate each other or what's going on? Wait. Okay, so I came across this TikTok where the woman was like lip reading and she says that Jen says to Ben, don't drink, you promised me. And he said just one drink.

Oh my God. And then the camera's back. And then she's right there. Which we know she doesn't. And we could be reaching, like maybe that's just his resting face and he was like fucking around with her. But like, I'm no me to act like a nerd, but I watched the full Grammys.

I watched all of it. Lizzo's the greatest. Oh, I like to, I think Lizzo looked great. And, um, Cardi B was really good. You know who I like Doja Cat. Yeah, I love that. She had that like silver thing, that was cool.

I think people were mad what the Harry Styles won, but I feel like that was like expected. He had like an insane massive tour. No, there were just some Beyonce fans that were booing him. Hahaha. For the like, one of the biggest awards, some woman won, who like I'd never heard of, and she beat out like everyone. And she was on stage being like, I'm so confused.

Oh, for song of the year, right? She was like a seven-year-old woman who beat out all of them. She was honestly like, this is weird. I'll take this award though. Thank you. Someone's getting fired for not appropriately doing the admin for the Grammys. Someone did not do the word admin.

Also like, who is the a-cat? I don't know. Who is the a-cat of me? So there was a weird moment that we're MGK. It said MGK and Megan Fox are going to be interviewed next. And then Jess MGK is standing there. And Megan's just watching him. And he's like, she's there for support. That's weird because they always do it together.

I love award shows. I would say the Grammy is probably at the bottom of my favorite award shows. Because I feel like they have so many musical performances so they don't have time for like, to be funny. Like they don't have time for like bits because so many people have to perform. So it's like a continuous concert. They are like more, they're more artsy. Like sometimes actors are annoying. They like take their shit so seriously. They're like, I've been pretending to be a different person

my whole life on the stage. And you're like, okay, calm down, you fucking billionaire. Also the whole concept of winning awards is so weird to me. I like the like excitement of an award show. me. I like the excitement of an award show. I love the red carpet of an award show, but I just feel like now that we have TikTok and social media is so like, I argue to say real, but there are TikTok videos that are so real and raw and funny and people are being their normal selves and have pimple cream

on. I just feel like the award show questioning hasn't sped up. Like I don't care how you feel tonight. We all know you're fucking nervous, but I wanna know other things. You know? Yeah, it's super formal and you're not even getting the tea sometimes.

It's super formal. I do think that Gag, can you guys watch it host? Dude, could you imagine being like, what do you have in your bag? Like open your bag right now and what is in it? And like, do you actually hate this dress? Is it itching? How many band-aids do you have on for these shoes?

Like, the questions would just be, like, do you have to pay? One's last time you pooped. It would be so funny. It would be so funny. It would be so fucking funny. The funny part about watching the whole thing, though, to me is seeing someone like the rock and just like watching him have to sit at an award.

Yeah. Dude, I told you when I went to the MTV Awards, that shit is not what it looks like on TV. Like, at all, I was... It's boring. I was just like, taking a bath. I mean, all the commercial breaks and then like, I don't know, seeing these like, superstars

have to sit like everyone else and listen to people give speeches that they don't care about. Yeah. I do like seeing people being fake happy. I think that's funny for me. That is fun. When someone loses, like seeing their heart drop, but they have to put on a smile.

Oh my God. I love it, the Grammys, when the non-musical people are there, but they have to dance with the musical people, and they have no rhythm, because they're not musical. Also, Taylor Swift is a great audience member. She stands up and dances for everyone. Like, she's so supportive. You know what?

I think I've recently decided, like, I fuck with her. And I think it's because, not because she's like super cool or like a genius. I think she's actually just like kind of nerdy. Yeah. She is like a horse girl that got really famous. I think her and Lizzo are nerdy weird girls

and I fuck with them. Yeah. You're like, I mean, I would never talk to them in high school, but you're like, I mean, I would shiver into a locker, but like, I like her music. God. I've always wanted to show up someone into a locker, but I'm gonna be on it. And we go to imagine if whenever we saw each other, our thing was to shove each other in

lockers. Beck and I used to have fake fights all the time to tell you that. No, I love that though, in college though. Maybe like, yeah, we'd be like on the bus going to tennis practice and she'd be like, excuse me, ma'am, your foot's on my foot and she'd look at me and then we'd like act it out and I'd be like, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Did people think you were serious? Yeah, she'd do it all time at bars. Wait, there's a few things I wanna talk about because this podcast really got away from us but there's a few things I want to talk about because this podcast really got away from us. But there's a few things I want to talk about in terms of like from page news stuff. Yes. So let's like rapid fire because then I feel like we have a lot to talk about in terms of Pamela Amderson. Okay, first, Tommy Fury and Molly Mays Baby Bambi. Yes or no on the name.

It just reminds me of Lala calling Rakella a doe-eyed little deer. What'd she call her? A doe-eyed. Bambi-eyed bitch. A bambi-eyed bitch. That's it reminds me of. If I'm Rakell, I'm immediately going,

oh my God, thank you. I literally have the biggest, most gorgeous stunning eyes. Like, I think that is a compliment. Once we were at dinner, I looked at you and I was like, you look like a bambi-eyed little bitch and you're like, can you take a photo? Yeah. And you were holding the martini.

It's like one of my favorite photos of you. And you were bambi-eyed bitchin'. We were literally at a business meeting. And you're like, take my picture. This is a problem with baby names though, like you project your own shit of your past life onto it. That is a stripper's name. I think that I don't like it.

No. What if Bambi's like a CEO at 38? Exactly. Like you're gonna go to the end of the video. Exactly. I feel like also she's setting her up to like, she can only have fake boobs and blonde hair. Yes.

She has to. Also, I mean, this in the nicest way possible, but did you take an adder all because why did you reorganize our notes stock so beautifully? I went through all of it. I did. I had a fucking wellness retreat over here at my apartment. I went through not just the Giggly Squad note. I went through all of my notes and organized them and deleted ones I didn't need anymore. I literally felt like that tick-to organized them and deleted ones I didn't need anymore. I literally felt like that tick-tock, like, you know when you come across a note and it's like a long-winded

tic-tock, I was like, woo! Yeah, delete that one, that was, ooh, I had a dark time. I felt that dark time. Like that motherfucker never changed. Um, but I organized all of them because you were row. I cleaned it up a little bit. Okay, continue. Okay, my next From page news thing is there's reports that Kendall Jenner and Caitlin Jenner are fighting with each other and Caitlin Jenner Unfollowed her daughter Kendall. Do you think that one or would literally ever my mom first of all doesn't know how to unfollow someone? Exactly also that's like so public for a public family to do. So it begs the like conversation that it's even more insane and petty of her to do than like if someone in our family is like unfollowed us, like we'd be like, okay. But even in a bigger scheme of things, it's like mom,

I don't want you to unfollow me on Instagram, that doesn't matter, I want you to fucking love me. Right. Like oh, now my mom can't see my post. No, I want you to fucking care for me. Okay. Also, I doubt Kendall even looks at her own Instagram. The woman has high functioning anxiety.

You think she's going through like her followers and stuff? Okay, lastly, Pamela Anderson documentary. It was incredible. It was incredible. This is a Pamela Anderson stand podcast. She's so nice, she's so sweet. I can't believe the tragic, tragic things that have happened to this woman in her life

and she's still so like, she's a little bit like of a hippie-ish, like, yes. But still so like full of life and like loves love and just like is just like whatever. Like this is what happened to me and like things will happen. Like and I'm just trying to move on. Like I just like her. Now I hate to say this, but is what happened to me and things will happen. And I'm just trying to move on.

I just like her. Now I hate to say this, but it was one of those things where being pretty kind of hurt her. Do you know what I mean? When I'm pretty, pretty people are like, oh my life is hard for me. I'm like, I punch in the face. But she was sexualized as a young kid.

Everything she got, she was a tomboy back then like brown hair Just tomboy. Yeah, she like got discovered. She wasn't even trying on like at a football game And next thing you know she's making money on playboy and next thing you know like these psychotic rock stars are all over her And everyone wants to see her pussy crazy line that she said that I was like, oh my God, that fucking sucks. She was like the biggest thing for me to overcome was that people told me that I shouldn't care that my sex tape is out because they've already seen my naked body in Playboy.

And she was like, but that's just not how it works. And it's kind of like, okay, like you're on a reality TV show, you owe everyone every single aspect of your life because you signed up for a reality TV show. And it's like, right, I signed up to do one thing, but I didn't sign up to do this thing. And it's kind of like, but we, people were just like, get over it. Well, she basically said she's a different, like, she was a character when she was doing these photos. Yes.

Like, I was this alter ego. I was taking power of my sexuality because she's someone who was like, abused a lot. She's like, this is me being confident in myself. And then like, real Pam is, yeah, like this hippie, she's also hilarious. Very funny. And for her to be laughing. And for her to be laughing. And for her to be like, I never thought I was pretty. I just knew I was good at this job.

And she was like, in terms of like, I knew how to move with the camera. And I knew how to like, turn my body in certain ways. But never did I think I was good at it because I was pretty, which is crazy. She's the hottest person. You know also like, when you're that pretty and your Pamela Anderson, when she got the job on Broadway, when she had to turn to the camera in her 50s and go,

let's not meet a guy to ruin it. Like imagine being so hot that everywhere you go, you have to consciously not get involved with a man because men are just throwing themselves at you all the time. And men, a lot of them can be toxic. just not get involved with a man. Because men are just throwing themselves at you all the time. And men, a lot of them, can be toxic. Yep. And like, she would get married every three years because a man would be like,

I wanna marry you. Because they would love bomb her. And she like loved gay married. This the thing with love bombing. When someone loves bombs you, you're like, finally. Right. Someone gets it. Yeah, and two days, he told me I'm the greatest in the world and it's like, yeah, he sees someone gets it. Yeah, and she told me on the greatest in the world,

and it's like, yeah, she sees me for me. This one's smart. We hooked a good one. Finally, not a dumb dumb. He's also how she was just like, he couldn't understand what I was going through because it helped his brand. It added to his brand.

He's a rock star. She also, why the fuck did she not have like an agent or like, she didn't have anyone, like as a team, because she never really wanted to be famous. Like when they were talking about Baywatch and she was like, I canceled the interview 11 times because I didn't want to do this. Like she genuinely, randomly, like for real randomly, not like social media, let me post a video, like for real randomly got famous because a jumbo tron saw her.

And she was that stunning. And then society chewed her up and spit her the fuck out. You know what makes me even matter? Yeah. That if this had happened nowadays, not only would she not have been been abused by the media and abused by the interviewers saying it was her fault and all this stuff, but she would have been Kim Kardashian.

She would have been Kim Kardashian. I was just going to say that. That is Kim Kardashian. Yeah, I want to know what she thinks about Kim in Paris' sex tapes and how. Oh, yeah. Like compared to it. It's interesting because she's talking about Tommy and like obviously you're gonna fall in love with her and Tommy, but you have to understand

like she misses what they were. But she knows. You know when like you'll never be that again. Yes, and she said that too. She was like, I will only love him, but I wouldn't even be able to be with him right now. But then there's drama because he's currently married. I know.

Do you see that TikTok? Did she post it? So Brittany is a Vine star. She's like a comedian. She deals with her elemental health stuff. And she posted a TikTok basically. I mean, it takes I was funny. It was so like, if I died, Pamela would be like this.

And it's her being like, oh no. Like, okay. That's too bad. Oops. Or like, oh no. She, okay. That's too bad. Oops, they're like, oh no, shoot. And then like moving on. Like it was fun. And people got mad. Lost their minds.

I think it's her way of coping one and two people are like, she didn't come for you. You're gonna feel some type of way. Like let the girl feel. I also have a prediction. As someone who has an aunt Pamela and is like my favorite aunt and like is absolutely my favorite aunt and I'm not even scared to say that because I know my other aunts don't listen to Gekli Squad, which is why she is my

favorite aunt. I have my favorite aunt, my aunt Pamela. I think that's like the most stunning name ever. My mom's name is Pamela. You have to be gorgeous if your name is Pamela. She's stunning. And my mom's name is Kimberly, which I also love.

And I'm kind of mad that Kim Kardashian has that name because if I named my kids after that, I feel like people would be like, oh, because of Kim Kardashian, I don't like that. But I think the name Kimberly is stunning, but I feel like Pamela, the name will have like a resurgence because of Pamela Anderson.

I agree, I 100% agree. Lastly, a little bit of homework, because you know I like to end the pod like on a weirdly dark note. It's called The Last of Us. Have you heard about it on HBO? On HBO, I almost started it, and then I read the description. I was like, do I really want to get into it? Is it so good? I love apocalyptic stuff, and it's based off a video game, but it's apocalyptic in a very realistic way.

It starts off being like, there's a fungus, like the scientists are talking to, like there's a fungus that you know how it takes over plants and takes over their brains. Okay. What if it ever happened to humans? And they were arguing that that could never happen to humans and it goes unless global warming causes our body temperatures

to lower and then the fun guy could take over humans. They're like, that would never happen. So when it happens, it shows it happen. Yeah. And then there are some episodes that are very like zombie apocalypse that are actually fun and the head guy Pedro, um, a scout, what's his name? Anyway, he's so hot and talented, but then they have an episode, episode three,

which just goes into this crazy side story. That's just incredible. Long story short, if you're into apocalyptic shit, it's fun to watch, and I watched it with Daz and like, together, we got very into it. Okay, I might start it, because I need a show. I have no shows right now. It'll give you some adrenaline, and so before the apocalypse,

a apocalypse comes, I'm definitely come to our live shows. For sure. And Nashville and Texas. I also have stand-up shows coming up in Miami and New York City. Okay, amazing. Check that out. And thanks for giggling with us, Choddai. Thanks for giggling with us as always. We'll talk to you later. Bye!