Giggly Squad - Giggling about intimate gatherings, cheating, and bracelets

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

There's a new celebrity giggler and Paige gave Victoria Beckham a friendship bracelet. GET TIX TO LIVE SHOWS HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, get your bag, gigglers? I like that you're going into phrases. Get your bag. I love it. Get your bag. Paige showed up ready to record. She said, I have stuff to say.

I have a lot of things to say. I just want to make a note that I was here first and I just got off of a flight and had time to go home and shower, but I'm doing no makeup. And I texted you to ask if you were going to. To make sure I was coming. I love texting you, making like, you're going to be late. Yeah, and then me fully knowing I'm gonna be late Yeah, but if you had canceled I'd been like

Then I got here and I texted you and I said are you coming is the better question? Okay, I don't even know where to start Well, first of all, shout out you're on ridiculousnessulousness. Shout out I was on Ridiculousness. That was honestly like the least of what happened this weekend, which is so crazy. I have people message me being like Pages on Ridiculousness. I love that all my messages were gigglers, and they're like, oh my god, we didn't know the show was still on,

but we will support you. Also, like, you definitely can't spell Ridiculousness. Hannah, I'm about to tell a nice story. Why do you have to always ruin it? Wait, please tell. OK, so yes, I was on to tell a nice story. Why do you always ruin it? Wait, please tell. Okay, so yes, I was on Ridiculousness, but before that, on Friday, I get asked from, like I get an email from my PR being like,

hey, Victoria Beckham is hosting a like very small, intimate gathering. Do you want to go? And I was like, I've never typed faster. But does intimate gathering immediately make you low-nervy? 100% but I didn't even really know what that meant. Like what is an intimate gathering? It's like conscious uncoupling like no one knows. Intimate gathering could literally be 400 people.

I feel like me and like... You thought the White House was gonna be an intimate gathering. You thought it was gonna be you and Joe Biden. Sometimes my mom will invite people to our holidays and I'll be like I thought gonna be an intimate gathering. You thought it was gonna be you and Joe Biden. Sometimes my mom will invite people to our holidays and I'll be like, I thought it was an intimate gathering. Like, who are these fucking people that you're giving leftovers to? So that's like what I equated it with. But anyway, so I'm like, uh, yeah, I absolutely want to go.

So in my head, I'm like, what do you wear to meet Victoria Beckham? And she's also kind of like at your top right now. No, I've based my whole life on her. Yeah, she's like your manifestation board. She was probably the very first person that I realized was like famous that I liked because the Spice Girls movie was my whole like first grade and second grade.

Like that was just on repeat. You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum that the rest of me. Oh, I was an hour in the asylum that they raised me. Oh, I was like, that's not a Spice Girls song. I must have missed that one. When they go to boot camp, that's why I don't like- We have to re-watch it. That's why I don't like organized sports.

Should we do like a Giggly Squad re-watch? We should do some type of movie night. Yeah, where we watch something that- Just an intimate gathering. Intimate gathering of gigglers. Maybe you just- Intimate gathering of gigglers should have been the name of our tour. Yeah, where we watch something that's an intimate gathering Should have been the name of our tour

So I'm like what the fuck do I wear to meet Victoria Beckham so I was like I'm just gonna go full Glam like I'm gonna get my hair done. I'm gonna get my makeup done. I'm going in a long dress How long did you have to prepare? I prepared for like three hours prior. Okay, I get there I'm the first one there like this is so fucking embarrassing I was like I literally kept saying everyone I've never been first to a party like I this is so embarrassing That's intimate gathering pressure intimate gathering pressure Obviously the girl is on the marketing team were gigglers and like that's how I got the invite because it was Victoria Beckham Beauty I'm not true. I'm not really a beauty influencer. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am stunning, but thank you. I'm natural, like I didn't need to do anything to look this beautiful. I'm a natural beauty influencer, thanks. I think you are a beauty influencer. Thank you. So I sit down, I'm talking to the only giggler that I know there, we're chatting the whole time,

then everyone starts filling in. I would say it's like 15 girls in total. Some of them showed up in jeans and I was like, okay, so I missed the vibe. You were in a gala dress. No, I was in a floor-length dress, part of it was sheer. I had an updo. I had a fricking, I showed a picture of Shirley's there on.

And her an updo. So I'm like, okay, great, so everyone's in jeans. I'm like, have a little fucking respect, it's Victoria Beckham. No, have some coot. Have some coot. Victoria Beckham walks in, floor-length gown. As I knew she was going to.

Wait, so you were right. So I was right, I looked at everyone else, I was like, don't you feel weird being in jeans? She looks at you, you look at her and you go, I guess we're the only ones prepared. I got it. Wait, I was like, don't you feel weird being in jeans? She looks at you, you look at her and you go, I guess we're the only ones prepared. I got it. What was her initial energy? You wanna know what?

Now that I already felt like I was aligning myself with her in my manifestations as a child, but after meeting her, she is a fashion girly, but she doesn't take it seriously and she's funny. She said things that were just funny. She was funny. See that's, I'm sold. The second someone can make me laugh, I'm done. I'm like wait, you should run for mayor.

Were you ever influenced by her, Bob? Yeah. Yes. See, I didn't put that together. I thought, I thought you invented that. I was literally going to be like, oh, that's the page, Bob. No, Victoria Beckham is really who invented it. So it's like an app. It's from 4 to 5.

It was like a quick, which I love. Love. It's so on brand. I was like, this is the best influencer I've ever been to. It was 12 minutes. It was 12 minutes. So she does. It's her and this other woman who is talking about her beauty

brand, and they're just talking about stories and whatever. So then that portion's over. So they're like, okay, amazing, great. And so then I was like, okay, well, I need to get a fricking picture with Victoria Beckham. And the marketing girl was like, okay, we can all take pictures, you can all take pictures with her, but don't make it seem like you're waiting in line

for a picture with her. And I was like, okay, I don't know how to do that, so I'll go first. So I was like, okay, well don't know how to do that, so I'll go first. So I was like, okay, well, I'll go take a picture. So I walk up, I'm like, hi, and she's like, oh my God, I love your bracelet. And I had this sick- I thought she was gonna say podcast.

I got excited. I'm sorry. I had this sick silver bracelet, like up here on my arm. Like a warrior princess. Like a warrior princess. And then I had like other silver bracelets like down on my arm. Like a warrior princess. Like a warrior princess. And then I had like other silver bracelets like down by my wrist. And she's like, I love that bracelet.

I've been trying to find a bracelet like that. Immediately I take it right off. I go, oh, you should try it on because it was like oval shaped so that it could fit up on like your, is this your forearm? Yeah. Yeah, okay, well good.

Oh wait, no, this is your forearm. No, this is your forearm. What is this? Your b well good. Oh wait, no, this your forearm. No, this your forearm. What is this? Your bicep. Okay, so to fit on your bicep. So I take it off, I'm like try it on. She puts it on and she goes, oh my God, I love it, where did you get it?

Obviously I had no fucking idea where I got it. And I was like, oh, I don't know, my girlfriend gave it to me, but like you can have it. And she was like, oh my God, no, I'm not, I go, seriously, it's yours. We take the picture. She didn't like lean in to hug for the picture. I was like, oh, okay.

So we just stood there, took the picture. Which is page coded, very page coded. And I was like, okay, so I have a friendship bracelet with Victoria Beckham. What do you bitches in jeans have? Wait, Paige, that is incredible. We have a friendship bracelet. So like, I don't know when she's gonna wear it.

Cause you know when people compliment you, but they're not, it's like me and you, like you're like, I would never, but I like that. Yeah. She literally was like, I need that. Yeah, and I was like, who cares where it's from. Did your stylist give it to you? You own it, yeah.

Did she? Your stylist is like, oh that's $80,000 from Stephanie's. I haven't told her yet, like, ooh, sorry, you are missing a silver bracelet. What if you literally say Victoria Beckham stole my bracelet and it goes on TMZ I like the spin of like that. We have friendship. I like that. You're waiting for yours though. I'm waiting for mine Did you post the photo yet? No, because I wanted to tell the gigglers the story first Like I didn't want to give Instagram this Victoria Beckham and me photo. I wanted the gigglers in on the joke first.

You actually are a genius. And we'll also like, I'm obsessed with you because I kind of did that with JLo too. Like I didn't post it until I told the gigglers. We're really obsessed with Easter egging. We haven't really gotten it down. No. But we don't know what it is. We don't know what Easter egging is,'t know what it is, but it sounds fun.

It sounds good. That's amazing. And you know what's funny? Speaking of intimate gatherings, back a couple months ago, you went out to dinner with Shannon Ford and Taylor and a bunch of Sierra. That was an intimate gathering. And I was out of town, but I was like, obviously, keeping an eye on what was going on. Because I was feeling like, okay.

You told me to go. I did tell you to go. And I was texting everyone on the side, I was like, what's up, what are we eating, what's the vibes? And Shannon, I did her podcast this morning, and she was telling me about it, and she's like, Paige is just like so cool.

And I'm like, no, I know, she's so cool. Like she just has a vibe around her. Wait, do I come off like that? She literally goes, no, like she's so cool. And I was like, I fully agree, no, I know, she's so cool. Like she just has a vibe around her. Wait, do I come off like that? She literally goes, no, like she's so cool. And I was like, I fully agree, you're so cool. But then she was like, then we were all, I started saying how I don't like intimate gatherings, but we called it like group dinners.

And I was like, you know, you don't know when to speak. Do I let her finish before I, like, what are we doing? What are the rules? Are we all getting another round of drinks and I only getting another round of drinks? Am I laughing too loud? I just don't know. Am I talking too much?

And she goes, no, honestly, I feel like everyone's feeling like that except Paige. And that's when I was like, oh, and that's where you get things wrong. I go, I think Paige is actually, she's internalizing it so well, but I'm like, the fact that she thought you were just chilling on this group dinner.

I'm like, she almost didn't, I had to force her to go. No, I texted Taylor Strecker prior to, and I go, if you don't sit next to me, you're dead to me. So this is the moral of the story. No one can tell that you're scared of intimate gatherings. Except myself. Yeah. Except yourself. No one around you can tell

you're scared of intimate gatherings. Well, especially if you stay quiet. Like, I feel like you never- Which is my literal favorite thing to do. You never over-speak. Wow, thank you, because some of my anxiety is like, I just told that person everything there is to know about me. They know my blood type and I don't even know it.

And that's you literally saying the littlest thing. Paige, could you live a day in my body? You actually, I feel like don't talk as much as you think you do. You talk in settings that like talking needs to be happening. But like when you're chilling and like we're just together, Sans like recording Giggly Squad, we're not speaking. Hannah, we filmed an entire season of a reality TV show

during COVID and we shared a room. And I think we spoke three words to each other in like a week span. That was a hard week. That was one of the craziest weeks. We only spoke in Love Island episodes. We were watching Love Island. And we didn't even ask to go to the next episode.

We would just go. We didn't even text anyone to see like... You didn't even ask if I wanted food. The food would disappear. It's so funny because we had had such different weeks but I feel like you're not done. I'm not done. Continue. I see that you have Jennifer Garner on the list. I have Jennifer Garner on the list. Oh cuz I saw that Jennifer Garner followed Giggly Squad. Okay. Was it a mistake? So I go to the LA Fashion Awards

which are also another, a larger intimate gathering, but like kind of an intimate gathering. Like I didn't know what to expect. Cause you know there was an LA Fashion Awards? I did because like I'd seen it on Instagram. It's like daily front rows and it's very, it's so girly. It's like stylist of the year, makeup artist of the year. Oh that's fun.

And it's like fun. Like Kris Jenner got up and like gave a speech. Doja Cat got up and like gave And it's like fun. Like, Kris Jenner got up and gave a speech. Doja Cat got up and presented an award. I can't pull it off, but I love her style. She brought a suitcase on the red carpet as an accessory, and I loved it. No, like, you can only respect the game. It was so good. So I get there, and my PR was there, and as I'm walking in, I realize, cool, I don't know a single person here.

So usually my PR will help me do the red carpet, do interviews, and then she's out. And I was like, no, you have to stay with me the whole time because I'm freaking out. I don't know. Would you have to sit at a table? No, it was like seats, but I still was like, I don't know anyone, and I'm nervous.

Me and Shannon Ford is like pages, literally, in the show list. Inside, like, don't leave. I'm like, mom? Don't leave. You know how Shannon Ford is like pages literally in the show. Inside, like, don't leave. Like, mom, don't leave. You're holding onto her ankle, you're like, meow. So we go and sit down and I'm in the third row. And so I'm sitting and I'm talking to my girlfriend. And I just happen to turn and Jennifer Garner is just literally smack dab in front of me,

about to sit in her seat. And I go, hi. And she goes, hi. And I go, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I said hi to you like I know you, I don't know you, but hi. I know you, but I don't, you know, you don't know me. You know that I know you. You know that I know you. Yeah. And she goes, oh, I thought I knew you, because you're so pretty. And I like just thought, oh, there's no way I don I know you. And she goes, oh, I thought I knew you

because you're so pretty. And I just thought, oh, there's no way I don't know this person. And I was like, oh my god. I'm not just being like, sorry, I know the most beautiful people in the world, so I assume. Yeah, she's like, I just thought I knew you

because you're so pretty. Like, anyone who's really beautiful, I know. And I was like, oh my god. Did you say no, that was probably Hannah Berner that you think of? And then I went went to say I think you follow giggly squad But then someone came up After so then some but someone came up and started talking to her and I didn't want to just like three seconds later We like maybe you follow giggly squad

You poker you hey, sorry about like five minutes about me being gorgeous. Let's just go back to her like I want a vision She just looked like her like she then she got up and gave a speech like cuz she was presenting Her friend with hairstylist of the year and she's hilarious Really like her speech was so funny. Obviously wait when she came back were you like good speech? No, I didn't because she was like another rown ahead of me. But like in my head, I was like, good job, Jen. Good job, Jen. Celeste Barber hosted it.

She was- Wait, people don't talk about Celeste Barber enough. No. I watched her Netflix show, Well Mania, that did not get picked up, which is a travesty. If you haven't watched it, watch it. It's so good. Was she just like going off?

She was so funny. And then I felt, sometimes when I'm in like rooms where it's like fashion and it's so good. Was she just going off? She was so funny. And then I felt, sometimes when I'm in rooms where it's fashion, and it's glam, and it's just all of these things, I'm like, OK, I'm a podcaster. I can't wait to talk to my friend about all of this. Because sometimes I feel very in the middle of, I don't take it as seriously. And I felt like Celeste was making hilarious jokes

and they were going, right over everyone's head. But I was like, that's hilarious. Like, I was fully laughing, like it was a comedy show. And then Kris Jenner was there and it was like so cold in the room. And she was like, Kris Jenner's cold. Like, are you kidding? Like, how are we not fixing this?

Like, she just had such good quipy. Where was Kris sitting? She was in the front row. What was her vibe? What was the vibe? Just like a mom. Like normal. Yeah, just like they're about to present her award. I think she was presenting like makeup artist innovator something something.

But like it was just so normal. It was everyone's like friends were winning the awards. Yeah, so it was like cute. Yeah, it was cute. Like Jennifer Garner, her hair style she'd been working with for 20 years, and she was like, I'm so excited to present this to them. Also it's cool, because I feel like the makeup artist

and the hair artist, like I'm not sure. Stylish. They don't get recognition when like, I think they most recently started tagging stylist on red carpets, but before it was just the person. Yeah, and like hairstylists were getting up and they were like, I've... I forget who... It was Sarah Michelle Geller, got up to present an award.

And she... And it was for Makeup Artist of the Year. And she was like, I've been to more countries with my makeup artist than my husband. Yeah. Like we have been on more trips together, we've experienced more things together. And also it means you have to be like a pretty good person to be picked to be like a hair person or makeup person because it's such an intimate thing.

No, it's so intimate. Like they're touching your head. If you get picked to be someone's like full time. No, I think like Mitchell and Taylor know every single person I loathe. And if they don't love the same people, you're like, actually I'm not free tomorrow. Right. Also, can we discuss the tour for one second?

Okay. We announced our tour. It's so exciting. There's mania. I have this feeling, like, and I go, for a second I swear to God, I go, did I forget to kick a giggly squad tickets? No for a full second I was like did I forget to get in line at ticketmaster to get my tickets for giggly squad? No, I had a moment where I was like, what is the giggly squad code? What is the pre-sale code?

So anyway, we love you guys so much we're adding additional dates additional dates. We're pushing to add more cities It's all like an availability thing with these theaters. Yes, like any city we're not going to it's not because we loathe you or your city Talking to you Seattle No, like it just doesn't work out with like the venue. It's not like we want to go everywhere But certain venues are booked like December. There's a lot of Christmas stuff happening Like you can get certain venues whatever but okay It's called good club giggly which we're so excited about and I had a thing in the back of my head where I'm like if This is up on billboards are people gonna think it's a strip club

And then someone tagged us in the parks casino one I think in like, Pennsylvania and parks casino. It's a huge X I think in like Pennsylvania and Parks Casino, it's a huge X And it says Club Giggly with us and then it just says get tickets and I'm like this is backfiring It fully looks like we're like we're ladies of the night Which we support that kind of love it. It's like a lot of it as long as the right people are coming No, I hope people think it's like a live OnlyFans. Burlesque show. Yeah. Do we make it burlesque? Wait, if there is a man.

You come out with just a chair. And slip right through. If there is a man just in the front row being like, I thought this was a burlesque show. Take your clothes off. Like Ferris Gump when she's playing with like, who? It was a Ferris Gump reference. Who the fuck is Ferris, Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump, sorry, who's Ferris? Ferris Bueller when she's playing with like... Who? It was a Ferris Gump, remember it? Who the fuck is Ferris, Forrest Gump?

Forrest Gump, sorry, who's Ferris? Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You know what, guys? No, it's too much. I just woke up from a nap. I can't. So anyway, we're, our next show, we'll have Labia out. Speaking of LA, I feel like I'm always ever there

for like 48 hours. No, it's crazy. It's just like insane. I feel like I'm always ever there for like 48 hours. Like I've never. It's crazy. It's just like insane. And like that flight is, it's basically time travel. I'm like, I don't get how this happens. But somehow you like lose time in the end. Somehow you're just like, I'm tired.

Like how did this happen that I like need a nap? And I realized something on my flight this morning. One, if you're a straight man and you're anywhere in the vicinity of me and I'm putting my luggage into the overhead bin and you're not helping me, you're dead to me. I don't respect you as a human and I hope your house burns down.

That's actually, that's really intense. I don't hope your house burns down, but I hope you stub your toe leaving the airplane. So that's the first thing. Or your leg goes numb, you know? And then you have to walk awkwardly for three minutes. Yeah, and so there was three men right around, and they were putting their stuff up too.

And they see me like, I actually physically make noise because I'm like, I can barely reach it. See, I'll be like, I got this. Let alone pull it, I'm like, OK, cool. I'll do it. Got it. You probably broke eight nails. I was like, this is why there's a wage gap. And then I realized, then they come around,

and they're like, OK, do you want to do the meal service? And I was like, OK, well, it is like 5.45. And I don't know. And then I realized, if you can eat really early in the morning, I don't trust you. Yeah. Like, if you can sit on a plane, and you have just gotten there, and it's 5.30, and you're like, I'll take the eggs Benedict, no.

But part of me also is, like, sometimes if you fall asleep, they'll be like, you missed it. That's true. And then I like... That happened to me on the way there. I go, what do we do here? Because... I go, I know you have a braised short rib in the fucking back.

Heat it up in the microwave! And if Delta tries to push the shrimp appetizer on me one more time, I'm actually calling management because it's offensive, it's rude, they've had shrimp for a year. I don't know what... Who they're in bed with, what shrimp company that's supplying Delta with all their appetizers. But like, they need to be stopped. And I think it's a job for the summit.

Because they run out of the popular good ones. And then there's always the weird one that if you're sitting in the back, you end up with. I literally look around to see who's eating the shrimp. And then you report them. Because it's, that's insane. It's not okay. My problem is I will not order it that early, like it would make me nauseous, but if somehow the food ends up in front of me,

I like can't not eat it. Same, and I feel like you've given me your weird like, what if I'm hungry thing? My biggest fear in life. No, like specifically in airports, I think about you and only you. I think about you and only you and what like you would do in situations.

So like, I had like 15 minutes before I had to board and I was like, well, I need to go to Hudson News and get all the snacks because I'm on here for six hours and what if I'm hungry? No, no. Only knowing I sleep the whole time. So then I get to my hotel room and I'm like, why do I have all these charcuterie boards?

Did you buy headphones? Not this time, I remembered my headphones this time. Good, I actually have a crazy, crazy story. It was six, three a.m. My thing is if you talk before seven a.m., it's a problem. Someone was meditating next to me. Oh, I kinda love that. Yeah, I said, put a sock in it.

Were you like, out loud? No, just like, I didn't like it. They had the calm app. No, he was sitting, Chris Cross Apple sauce. He thought he was better than you. His hands were up. That's performative. I wanted to be like, we're on our way back to New York,

wrap it up. Wrap it up, this is, that's some LA bullshit. Get out of here. No. I don't like that at all. No, I didn't like it at all. That's very unnerving. It was uncomfortable.

Cause then I was like, should I be meditating? Are we going to, what do you know that we don't know that you're meditating right now on this cross country flight? What are you preparing for? So I get on the flight really early and I put my own bag up Mm-hmm classic and there's a guy behind like a man like a 60 year old man, and he takes his paper Ticket which is the first red flag and he goes what seat am I?

Yeah to you and at first something this is insane, but like whatever and I go oh you're 5b And I realize oh you're next to me, and he goes great my name is and he introduces so I know and like I'm be honest he had a good energy but I have to explain immediately no so I'm I'm also I'm flying to like to Jacksonville and immediately he's like what are you doing going to Jacksonville and I can't lie like what I couldn't think of a live why I'd be going to Jacksonville and I can't lie like I couldn't think of a live why I'd be going to Jacksonville so I was just like I entered whatever we start talking and then when you're with anyone over 50 on an airplane and

they like talking they will inevitably bring out their phone and start showing photos of their family and I get very nervous when they start willy-nilly scrolling the phone I'm like what is gonna? I'm like, I've never taken a nude before. I get very nervous. And they're just going all, and they're like, oh, this, oh, that, oh, that. So we're doing that thing. And I'm like, it's OK. Sometimes I feel bad because their font, their text font is so big.

And I'm like, I'm not even trying to read your text to Mary Ann. But yeah, stop and get butter on the way home. So he was actually like, he ended up being like funny. So we're like laughing together. But again, we're past the point where I can just like put my headphones in. And then something happens and he starts talking about his one of his daughters

and he starts crying. What? No. So I can't get out of the conversation at that point. So you start crying. But it was like, it was too early for me to like tap him. Like I felt that weird. So I just at that point. So you start crying. But it was too early for me to tap him. I felt that weird. So I just kind of sat there. He's crying. And then I said something like,

go ahead, men should cry more. This is 7am. But he's crying because he... I think I said men should cry more. So he's this tough Italian guy and he's like, I just love my daughter. She's been through a lot. So I'm sitting there thinking, I can't wait to tell. It's like I just love my daughter. No, she's been through a lot

Thinking I can't wait to tell us like it was fun, but I'm texting Stewart. It was with me. Yeah and Stewart I'm like, I'm with a talker and she goes just put on the headphones. I go not gonna work right now. He's crying Cuz I would be leaving he probably got the Dutch shrimp, you know So then he's that was just the beginning then he talks to me about like all his different wives that he's had What happened to his daughter specifically? She was just went through a hard she went through her time. Okay, I just in case anyone knows the family I don't get into it, but I I know all of it. Yeah Did he live in Florida? No, I think he was just doing some work thing and then I was like and I haven't told him anything about me

By the way, like I'm at zero I mean, how could you even get a word and then he's inviting me to visit the family and then I basically was like, and I haven't told him anything about me by the way, like I'm at zero. I mean, how could you even get a word in? And then he's inviting me to visit the family. And then I basically was like, I gotta, I gotta take a nap. Because it's 7 o'clock. And I'm like, how does this- Was he drinking? You know, he did, I think he was, I think he, now looking back, because you know, I'm like, I can never tell. You're so naive sometimes. I'm so naive. I think he was hammered he now looking back cuz you know how I'm like I can never tell I'm so naive

I think he was hammered. Yeah, I would say cuz he was asking me. He said he couldn't get alcohol They weren't letting him get it at first because he was drunk We get the liability for the airline Now everything's making sense Everything's making sense. But also you're like, I just want to go to sleep. I don't want to sleep at this. He's pulling nips out of his pocket. He's like, don't worry about this.

This is fine. Can you order me an orange juice? They won't get me one. I know what I'm doing. Like, no, how you get yourself in these situations. You always end up with a talker. I think because I have a friendly resting phase. Yeah, see I don't,

because I never talk to anyone on a plane. Everyone talks to me. Then I was flying back from Little Rock and I sit down and the guy's in my seat, this man's in my seat. But I'm traumatized from the last flight. I said, I'm not even bringing it up. I'm sitting in this seat. And I'm sitting there, 10 minutes in, he goes,

oh my God, am I in your seat? And he has like a beer set up. Like this guy's... He's got his whole... I was like, oh, it's totally fine. He goes, oh my, I feel horrible. He's your Victoria Beckham. You're like, that's your fine. He goes, oh my, I feel horrible. He's your Victoria Beckham.

You're like, that's your seat. This is our friendship seat. He goes, I'm so sorry, ma'am. And I was like, no, don't call me that. And he was like, I'll switch with you. I go, sir, if I really wanted to switch with you, I would have thrown your beer off and we would have had a moment, but I'm totally fine.

And we can stop it right here. Yeah. I pass out, wake up, the woman behind me, you know when you're all standing? Yeah. The woman behind me goes, I hear something like, wah, wah, wah, and I turn, she goes, you really slept the whole time, didn't ya?

I'm like, oh my god, I need to go back to New York. No, I need to go back to New York, where no one gives a fuck about me. In front of everyone, she's pointing, I'm like, first of all, you're behind me, how'd you know I was sleeping? Did you watch me sleep the whole time? And then she's like, you really were passed out there.

What airline were you flying? Delta. Something's going on with Delta. And then she goes, did you wake up for the 3 a.m.? And I was like, what? She's like, for a 3 a.m.? I didn't know what she said, I go, yes, I did. And she goes, I'll do it.

And then I looked at her, I was like's I go. Yes. Yeah, yeah, and she goes I'll do it Yeah, and then I looked at us. I want to go home. I want to go home And this is how I feel every fucking time you got Charles. Yeah Cuz there's these people are so nice, but it's so not appropriate Imagine calling someone out for sleeping privately on their plane. Charleston to New York. No, it's New York to Charleston. Everyone's best friends by the end of it.

They're holding hands, they know everyone's family, they're all inviting each other to dinner. They're chatting, they're chatting, they're all in like white jeans, they all have a cardigan over their shoulder and they're just like all talking about like their tennis schedule And they're holding something that is what's it called with the initials? They put their initial monogram monogram something

Monogram their own babies monogrammed on their forehead sometimes I've even texted Craig and been like this is exactly why I can't move down here because the people on my flight Now Charleston to New York, we're getting shit done. We're going back home, okay? It's business men, they have things to take care of. I'm like, yeah, let's come on. Let's get this going. Also, I got mad at a man

because I went on one of those crazy air trains, which are wild, wild experience. You know, like the air trains to get from like terminal to terminal? So I get there and I'm a New Yorker. Like I know a good train. And one thing I know about a train is I'm gonna hold on to the railing.

Okay, I don't care how tough you think you are. And this man stands in the middle and tries to like surf it, like no hands on anything. And guess who's right behind him? Me. I'm looking at this fucking dumb ass and I'm looking at him and I go, this man's gonna trip and he's gonna fall on me. And he's gonna be all? Me. I'm looking at this fucking dumbass, and I'm looking at him and I go, this man's gonna trip,

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Yeah, like, brace yourself. Brace yourself. So he fucking stumbles onto me. Yeah, of course he did. And I had, so it was not a good day. It was not a good day for travel for me. Hannah and I are constantly looking for things that are going to make us healthier.

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creator's choice. Um, I moved into my new apartment. You did an Easter egg a little. I don't know if it's Easter egg, but you posted a video with a chandelier just out of nowhere, no explanation. Just a massive chandelier. And I just said, hey, good morning.

Good morning. I will die in this apartment. It's the greatest thing I've ever owned. It's my favorite thing I've ever... It's just, I love it. Tell me everything. Like, what do you love about it? Everything.

I love everything about it. Does it smell good? It's so funny you brought that up because I forget who it was. I think maybe it was Taylor. She said to me, and I've never, like, connected to her more on a level, she goes, have you decided the smell of this place?

And I looked at her and I go, I literally haven't. Like what's its signature smell? Like what is its signature smell? I haven't picked out my candles or like my diffusers yet. I don't know what it smells like. That is the bougiest shit I've ever heard. Cause mine smells like my fart. That's what my apartment smells like.

Like my old apartment had a very signature smell. Yeah, well you had that huge candle that was always lit. But also like worrisome. Definitely a fire hazard. No, maybe. Well I guess like if someone tripped. Yeah, things could have gone up in flames for sure. Things could have went awry.

Yeah, things could. But they didn't. But they didn't. So I haven't figured out a signature smell. But the day I actually moved, I wasn't around, which was amazing. I had to work all day. So my mom came down, did my whole move with my assistant.

I get home, which is just like the bougiest. Guys, why are you laughing at me? That's a dream come true. No, I know. I literally left from one apartment in the morning at 7 a.m. and then went home to a new one. I was like, you guys haven't figured this all out yet? Have you been unboxed, everything? So I, like, working the whole day,

I get home, I walk in the front door, and my mom is just like so cute. She goes, we had like a small problem. And I was like, what? And she was like, someone made Josephine cry, which is my assistant. And I go, I go, what? And she was like, someone made Josephine cry, which is my assistant. And I go, I go, what?

Who made her cry? So my mom is like trying to be like quiet because she like didn't want Josephine to hear her like telling me this story. And essentially what happened is- Look, Josephine is family. Someone? You don't fuck with my family.

I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered And essentially what happened is... Look, Josephine is family. Someone? You don't fuck with my family. I had a bunch of packages that had gotten delivered that the doorman was bringing up and was unloading them. And another doorman yelled at my assistant saying, he's not doing that, it's the movers job or something. And she was like, oh, I didn't ask him to do it. I would have done it myself. It was a whole miscommunication.

But the cutest fricking thing was, my mom was like, and she's like, I don't know if she's like, okay. This was like hours after it happened. I got home like five hours after. It was like when you see your mom after you fall on the playground and you can't find her. She was in a different room when I got home.

And so then I walked in the room that she was in and I looked at her and she looked at me and I said, what happened, are you okay? And she just started hysterically crying. She was like, I know that I should be tougher, but I am really on my feet. And I go, I'll burn the whole fucking building down. I go, I don't care if I just moved in, I'll burn it down.

And then I had a thought that like, I will be arrested at one of my children's schools. Like there is just no way my kids are gonna be born, go all the way through high school and I'm not gonna be like, Ms. DeSarbo, you can't come to the field today. Like you're a problem. There's a restraining order.

I'll fight a kid. Like I would have no problem kicking a six-year-old if they were mean to my daughter. I also grew up with a, well, my mom will just call. And when my mom calls, then you're really in for it. Like, all through school, I would be like, okay, well, my mom will be calling. See, I remember in like, first second grade,

I started to be kind of naughty, and then I'd get in trouble, and it was all about getting to my mom before the teacher could get to my mom. Do you remember that? No, that's an extreme sport. I just started walking and I'm like, let's go mom, we gotta go, we gotta go home, we gotta go now, I got a lot of homework. And they'd be like, Miss Berner? Miss Berner?

And I'd be like, fuck, motherfucker, don't believe anything that, but she's crazy, don't believe it. And my mom's a teacher so so she always took the teacher side. Okay, I had a Kim who was not a teacher. Can I just tell you this one story and I'll never forget it? I cheated so bad. I cheated so fucking bad on a project. How old were you? High school.

It was Spanish class, I'll never forget it. That teacher was such a fucking bitch to me. We had to make a brochure in Spanish so you know what I did I went on a hotel website in Spain and I printed out their brochure and I handed it to her and I said here you go here's the Spanish brochure she calls my mom she was like Paige obviously cheated like she couldn't have written this and my mom goes how do you know prove it how do you know she didnve it. How do you know? She didn't write it. Prove it.

Then later I said to my mom, I was like, I did cheat. She goes, I don't care. She's not gonna call me. And here's the only reason my mom did that and she would have never done that if it was like a different subject. She didn't like that teacher. She didn't like that teacher.

And that teacher was talking shit about me at a dinner, randomly. And my high school boyfriend's mom was at that dinner and said, are you talking about Paige DeSorba? We love her. And so I found this, I was like, a teacher is talking shit about me in high school. I can't do the small town shit. I was like, wait, what?

Sorry I cheated in your ninth grade span of class you were literally so mean to me I do have to say The fact that we've all taken Spanish and none of us can speak it. Maybe we need a new methodology Maybe we all should just go to Spain and like actually learn it cuz Maybe they could hire someone that works at Rosetta Stone to come into the schools I mean or someone who can actually speak Spanish. Because I think I've had some teachers, they can't speak Spanish.

No. I'm like, her name is Stephanie? No. My teacher has not a lick of Spanish blood in her. You can't just tell me to read the Spanish textbook. That is so funny. My mom, as a teacher, would be like, I'd have an essay due and she'd be like,

can I take a look at it? And I'd be like, are you sure you wanna look at it? And she'd be like, mm, just wanna take a look at it. She'd give it back to me and it's just red lines everywhere and she'd be like, just do it again, I think you could do better. So I couldn't go to sleep until I got it right. Were you really smart?

Yeah, well I don't think I was smart. I was really... Like were you naturally smart? Like you didn't, like if you... I was naturally smart, but I wasn't Good at memorizing things and I wasn't like I didn't care like I didn't wasn't didn't care But I just wanted to get a's like I was obsessed with getting ways This is why we're best friends because that I'm the complete opposite, but we had the same end goal

We just wanted to be better than everyone else I was just competitive like I just show up and I said, I don't know if I'm about World War 4. No. I don't know what this is, but I will do it to the best of my ability. And I will forget it when I leave the test, but I will be at the top. I'm like, where's the list of the summa cum laude? That's where I want to be. One time I cheated on a test so badly, cheated off another girl, that they made me retake

the test with one of my other friends because they thought we cheated together. Well, we both failed, okay? They called my mom. And my mom goes, oh, that's so funny. She has a learning disability. And they go, we don't think she does. She goes, yep, no, she does. And she forgot everything after she originally took the test,

and that's why she failed the second one. And I was like, mom, I cheated. And she goes, please, you have a learning disability. Wait I'm crying. There was always that one kid that definitely didn't have a learning disability that was getting like two hours longer for tests. That was me. I was like I need extra time I can't read good. No I didn't care either and I but I wanted to be. People would cheat off of me. I would've. But I was like, I liked it.

We would've been such a good duo, because I could memorize. See, I can't memorize shit, but I knew how to write and stuff. Because I couldn't read, so I literally, my only defense was memorizing. I never cheated till college, because college I actually didn't have time to study for the first time because of tennis. So I was showing up to things after missing tons of classes because I had to. I was 15 years in. You were a professional. I was a pro.

You were a professional. In college I hired people to take classes. I don't know if you can say all of this. Why? My college is done. They're done. Wait, your college actually got canceled. They were like, sorry, we're not a college anymore. And I was like, great. Let me tell you all the ways I cheated. I would take online classes and then I would hire my cousin,

who was very, very smart, to take my classes online. And I would pay him. Well, online classes, they did that to themselves. They did that to themselves. Like that was just badly planned. I one time took an online class, paid my cousin to take it. The only- Are you using your modeling money to pay them?

Yeah, I was just saying. You're like, daddy, can I have $100? to take it. The only... Are you using your modeling money to pay them? Yeah. I was just saying, yeah. You're like, Chatty, can I have $100? I was like, I don't need to buy the book. I bought a person to take the class. So he takes the whole classroom and he goes, okay, only thing is, at the end of the year, you have to actually go in person to take the final.

And then I go, okay, what do I have to get on the final to pass the class? And he was like, well, you only have to get like a 50 because I did pretty good in the class. I walked in Hannah, got exactly a 50. He goes, I don't even know how you did that. I go, well, I don't know anything. So I think I got 20 points for just writing my fucking name.

And I graduated college. And it's all about delegating, okay? Life is about delegating. And it's so funny because I'm bad at delegating, and you're better than me at delegating. Yeah. Because I was a self-starter. We can't do it all.

No, and you have to know what your weaknesses are. And like, you expect me to look good every day? I can't do it all. I can't do taxes, look good. See, my thing is my dad was like, cared so much about tennis, so he was like tough with me with tennis, but could not give a shit about school.

Because he'd be like, yeah, I don't know, whatever. But I'd be like, oh cool, he's being chill about this. But then my mom would show up, and my mom, anything I did with tennis, she's like, I'm proud of you, I love you. School, she'd be like, what the fuck is this? So I think both parents- I think my parents knew deep down I was stupid

that to not push me because I genuinely couldn't do it. But this is the thing, I don't think you're stupid. I think you like to play stupid. I will, Hannah. If there's one thing- But don't mean to call you out. No, if there's one thing, I love second to revenge. It's playing stupid. It's being underestimated.

No, the more you will lean into it, you're like, yes, this is it. I lean into it so hard. And by the time they fully feel like you don't know what's going on You've already stolen their money. I'm arrested I feel like my whole persona on national television is like she's stupid and lazy and I love it so much Well, it's also when people don't understand your sense of humor. It's like oh cuz they think I'm dumb which means they're dumb your sense of humor, it's like, oh, because they think I'm dumb, which means they're dumb.

My queen, Victoria Beckham, my new best friend, who I have a friendship with, said in crazy line, I literally just forgot. See, playing dumb again. She's like, I can't even remember a thought. No, I literally can't remember. What were we just saying?

About playing dumb, about getting revenge about I Was actually real I really do have a bad memory wait I literally lost it what the fuck did she say that it was like So like keep underestimating Also pages wearing a baggy gani t-shirt right now. And baggy jeans. And baggy jeans. Wait, look at these flats. I know Hannah hates them, but I just got them from Mango. Mesh ballet flat.

They look really good for you. Thank you. My toe, my big toe would be sticking out of it. I heard something on TikTok about good looking parents and if they always have good looking children and I clicked on it for you Thank you I was like, oh my god, I need to know this for Paige

No, so this is the thing and it actually makes sense if both parents are really good-looking But the man has like not super manly features Yeah, the daughter is beautiful, but it doesn't mean the son is gonna necessarily be handsome Interesting The daughter is beautiful, but it doesn't mean the son is gonna necessarily be handsome. Interesting. Where if the guy you're with has like, you know, big jaw, like big nose, strong features, which I think Craig has, then the son will be good looking and the daughter will be too. Interesting. I learned a thing, this was like years ago and I never forgot it and it still like freaks

me out. The moment if you were conceived at even even one minute earlier, one minute later, you would look different. Grace gasped from the corner of the room. Why? It just, different sperm. Oh. Is that creepy and weird?

You would have the same DNA, but your features could look different. Isn't that crazy? I know, it is crazy. The other day, my mom like mentioned out of nowhere. She was like, well you're a Valentine's Day baby. And I just like quickly looked at her and I said, that's disgusting. Why would you say that to me?

And I said, I already know that I'm born in November. But it was like so random out of nowhere. I was like, how dare you say that to me? Do you know all of Des's family are Scorpios? His mom, his dad, and his two brothers and him, it's all Scorpios. Oh my God, I love it. They only had sex once a year.

Once a year. Once a year on Valentine's Day. No, but like what a household. Well, that's kind of like my family and then we just have my brother who's a cancer. He just cries all the time. He's just so sad. No, I know.

But it's really, thank God he's a cancer because that's really the only other sign like we truly, truly get along with And thank God because he lives in our house. And I'm Scorpio rising. Yes. So that's why I got along also There was a tornado in Little Rock. Oh my god while we while Stewart there while we were like performing And I was sitting with Stewart and I basically was like Think about tornadoes. They're pretty crazy. Yeah, and I was like the Stuart and I basically was like, think about tornadoes, they're pretty crazy. And I was like, the things wind will do

to not go to therapy. No, it's insane. Like, Tasha there, but this is becoming a fucking tornado. Cyclone, like, oh, you're just gonna spin around to get your point across? And you just sit down and talk it out. But I had so much fun, they have queso dip in Arkansas. Like, they don't bring you chips and salsa,

they bring you chips and queso dip. Like that is- That is some middle America shit and I fucking love it. It's like heavy. Yeah. And then they have the sweet tea. So like my stomach was not okay. I ate Arowan for the first time.

What'd you get? Okay. I didn't go there. I was like sitting in my bed in my hotel room and I was like, yeah, I'm over room service. Like I'm just gonna Uber Eats, like something. You can Uber Eats Air One. Well then it came up.

I think I was like right around the corner from it. I fully could have walked there, but I was like, this is crazy. Well people don't walk in LA. Yeah, and I was like. You literally get honked at. Yeah, I don't wanna get honked at. So.

You walk outside and you don't get honked at and you're like, okay. Okay. Snowman song to me. Snowman song to me. Got it. You all get something you don't get honked at and you're like, okay. Okay, okay. Snowman song to me. Got it. Don't take a gummy before you're flying. I thought it was like healthy. Is it?

It's supposed to be healthy, but I feel like you could get naughty at any place. I mean, I got chicken taquitos and they were amazing. It was like $400. Kind of. Yeah. But I loved it. I didn't get the smoothie because I was worried like it wasn't gonna travel well the hilly beaver smoothie Yeah, but I got that and then I got like hard-boiled eggs because I'm just like on a real hard-boiled egg kick

Not really eat together. I support that I am like obsessed with hard-boiled eggs. They're really good for you Did someone tell you to do it or you just like no I've just like we put salt on it I usually like chop them This is like gross, but I usually chop them up and put like hot sauce on it and just like eat I've just like we put salt on it I usually like chop them up this is like gross But I usually chop them up and put like hot sauce on it and just like eat them like with a fork It's not gross at all. Okay good. I you know I do not judge any kind of food I eat tuna fish from a deli like yeah So I go to Delta Sky Lounge, and I'm very into my order right now. Okay, and by order I mean the buffet

And by order I mean the buffet. So I put a ton of scrambled eggs, like too much. Like you know when you're like if someone's on me, put more, that would be crazy. And then I get cottage cheese next to it, ketchup and a cantaloupe. And that is so, don't even question my shit. Chris is considering. It's so good. I'm just small, un pequeño question. Are you mixing anything together or are you eating each of those things individually? I mix it but not haphazardly. There's a strategy to it.

I take the cottage cheese, I dip it in the ketchup, and then I put a little bit of cheese. Put it in. I love when we use words that like, just like so... I've never been used in this context and should never. Am I gonna mix my cottage cheese haphazardly? I'm not putting the cantaloupe in the ketchup. Right, you're not being insane, but I was really thinking, are you mixing like the scrambled eggs, the cottage cheese and the ketchup?

You can, but I don't. Did I ever tell you that I wanted to start a band? I wanted to start a... I I wanted to start a business. I was very entrepreneurial before comedy. Yeah. And when I was in sales, I hated my job and I wanted to start a fruit, vegetable, leather business. Pardon your most sincere pardon.

Talk about a horrible roommate. Well, I was having sex with one of them. Wait, sorry, I'm having trouble because you have one black stripe One black stripe down the lid of you fix it it's on top. Oh you mean like like My bad. I know look in the camera. Close your eyes close your eyes so we can all see it's just black cuz it's sweaty Oh I've been staring at it the whole time and now I, okay.

Should we start over? It's just an old button. Okay. So I thought, wouldn't it be so cool, you know like fruit roll ups? Yeah. I'm like what if I could make like a fruit roll up but with real fruit and vegetables in it?

And this was like 10 years ago. So before it was, I think people do it now, but obviously I thought of it first. So I started Googling, and I tried to make an Instagram about like healthy foods. Oh, you're saying like this is like 10 years ago. You made like a legit Instagram account. Instagram where I was like trying to post

like smoothie recipes. I wasn't making it. I was literally reposting other people's. I was like, look at this. It was like a Pinterest for like like a smoothie recipe. I wasn't like literally reposting It was like a Pinterest for like So then I realize I can we get our hands on that Instagram bag. I can find it was called it was called Something in smoothies or something I'll find it okay, um it's still out there I Also had a tie-dye business called spill supply, but that before tie-dye was cool. I was ahead of my time.

I was ahead of my time. So I buy a dehydrator. Okay. It's like $300. Yeah, I was gonna say, how much did that run you? Two or $300. I buy a dehydrator, because I'm gonna practice making

Fruit roll-ups. Fruit vegetable roll-ups. And I told everyone, I said, you're in on the ground floor if you wanna buy in. So I'm basically making smoothies, like taking banana and then like carrots and then like some strawberry and I'm putting it in. I turn the dehydrator on,

it's the loudest thing you ever heard. It's like, ah! And this is a small apartment in Manhattan. Are you currently living with Dave with I'm living with Becca Okay, and the guy I was hooking up with okay, so he was he was like little do what you want. Yeah It was like Dehydrating things in our shared Picture mental picture coming home from a long day of work,

and you just see Hannah Berner in the middle of the living room being like, do you need anything dehydrated? And it was like not working. Yeah. Like I can't cook, I also, there was no, and I just wanted to let people know that, she's a dream.

It was one of those like ADHD like yeah for seven days I like this is my calling shit like moving out my mom's like What do we do with this huge dehydrator that you bought and I was like We need it and she was like for what and I was like you never know what inspirations gonna strike Do you still have it? I don't think it's gone, but it was one of those things look I say if you're gonna fail fail fast and I'm very good at that like I immediately I'm like, this is not working. But um, yep, my roommates hated me for like four days and I was like, this is the next Apple Have you seen the tick tock trend where people are saying like, girls' notes apps are like the craziest place?

I live for it because I would, first of all, I would never show anyone my notes app because it's just too wild and insane. And then I was scrolling and I found one of my notes apps that I haven't written in in a while and I literally pinned it to the top because I was like, this is a great notes app. I have a thing where it says things I want to teach my daughter. Like certain like life lessons that I'm just like,

I need to remember that like I need to teach her this specifically. And so I think everyone should have a notes app like that. I love that you refused to get married but you will have a notes app list of things you're gonna teach your unborn baby. No, 100% I miss them already. You need to be studied. I love them so much. Actually me and Craig got into a fight about this recently because he kept saying things like

certain things the way I treat him that he was complaining about. I said, first of all, how dare you? And write a formal complaint if you want anyone to take this seriously, write an email. And one of the- You know what I'm gonna do, deny, deny, deny. There's no one else here. It's my word versus yours.

I was bitchy to you. Suck a dick. Watch out, Hannah will dehydrate you in three seconds. So one of his complaints was that when we get on a plane, I put my noise-canceling headphones on and I watch my stuff and I don't talk to him. See, that's immediate divorce. Really?

No, if he tried to talk to me. Yeah, I'm like, we know each other. What are we catching up on? I tell Des sometimes to be cute and be trying to figure out that we sit next to each other. Go, why are we sitting next to each other? We're not talking on the plane. I want a window seat.

He's like, was like really upset about it. And he goes, well, I just like, I hope, and then he hits me with this. I hope you don't put your noise canceling headphones on when you get on a plane with your children. And I go, first of all, I literally took a beat. I go, I'm gonna prepare myself for this because you don't even know what's about to come to you.

I said, I don't know how many times I have to remind you, I did not give birth to you specifically. So the way I treat you is going to be very different than the people that I've created in my womb for nine months. I go, when I get on the plane with them, I plan on having snacks, coloring books, we're doing puzzles.

We're practicing words. I go, you're gonna lose your mind how much I talk to them on a plane. So fact-to. What do you wanna talk about? Exactly, and I don't even care to ask. Because I've already, I'm three episodes deep in a show. I'm like, what?

I'll talk to you when we get there. Also, because I'm trying to think of jokes, my notes app is, I literally just pulled up the first one and says, the Bible, talk about a New York Times bestseller. That's the start of a really great bet. And under it I wrote, wrote Roman Empire men having sex. And then I wrote, then I'll take notes about like things that go well.

And I'll be like lesbian jokes with crown. Oh, I wrote, I have a problem with lobotomies. Why can't we get them anymore? Okay, good. But some of them anymore? Okay good, okay. But some of them make no sense. Like they'll be like angry squirrel. And I'm like what did I mean? Yeah, what did I mean?

Oh God, anyway. Anywho, I'm watching Breaking Bad for the first time. Oh really? Do you ever watch it? I did. It's hard to get through the first like three episodes. Because so much is going on. It's like they're creating tension of like what he...

They're building up like what... Yeah. And Dez is like, you have to appreciate when they're building tension for a storyline. I was like, mm. Is Dez watching it with you? Yeah. Had he seen it before?

Yeah. That's really nice of him. Oh no, he loves finding things that he loved that I've never seen and seeing it through my lens. Wait, I love that. I have shows I just wanna watch with him. That's so nice. We don't have the same taste,

but once we find a show, we'll go forever with it. Okay, Craig won't watch anything that the ending isn't happy. No, I'm not kidding. He won't watch something, unless it's like war. He'll watch anything that has to do with war. He loves war. And that's...

And that's his lot. That's more complicated. And that's the male species. Wait, so does he Google what the ending is? Like, we'll watch the trailer and he'll say, that's too intense for me. Like, no, I can't watch this, it's too intense. He's such a sensitive soul.

And I'm like, okay, we'll put on Tell the Tuppies again. Like, for the sixth time. John Bluey. And I'm like, okay, we'll put on Tell the Tuppies again. Like, for the sixth time, sixth week. And I'm Bluey, and I'm Mrs. Rachel. And I'm so like... He comes home and watching Mrs. Rachel. You just give him an iPad. No, so we can't watch anything because I like things that are like dark

and like I'm like, oh my God. Can I tell a story I told before just to wrap it up? This is my favorite thing to do. I went on a date with one of my exes and took me to a Broadway play Do you remember this story? Basically was like the first half finishes and there's intermission and I'm enjoying it Yeah, and he looks at me and he goes so obvious what's gonna happen and I was like really cuz like he's smart I was like, yeah, I'm like really I didn't see what's going to happen. He goes, obviously the main character

is going to kill himself. And I was like, what? I didn't see that. And he's like, it's so fucking obvious. And I was like, oh my god. The character was going through something, but I was like, I don't think he's going to off himself. And he's like, this is clearly going towards a suicide.

And that's not what happened. No one died. The whole time I'm like, when is this forever going to come? I did this not too long ago. No, me and Craig were watching a very nice show, and I go, oh, she's coming back because she's going to kill herself. And Craig looked at me and he was like, I don't think so.

And then she didn't, because that would have been insane. And I looked at him and I said, sorry, I think I'm going through something. He goes, yeah, very obviously. OK, I'm going to take a minute. That was like two weeks, I think I'm going through something. He goes, yeah, very obviously. Okay, I'm gonna take a minute. That was like two weeks ago and I was going through something. Dez watches horror films though.

Like he likes horror films. And he likes roller coasters and he likes skiing. So he has a side to him. Yeah, it's like adrenaline. He loves it. Whatever he wants to do without not going to therapy, like let him do. Okay, well.

I feel like sometimes after Giggly, I feel like we like worked out. Oh yeah, this was like a full exorcism It's like an exorcism. No, I have so much pent up over the week And I'm like I can't wait to tell someone who fucking gets it Our list was getting, I get notifications No our list was getting out When you write on the list, I'll be just like my phone would will be like, page is over, I added a giggly squad, and I'm like, it's like a co-cat, I'm like, yeah!

Can't wait for that one. She's got something to tell me. That's how I feel when you write it. I'm like, oh shit, she's got so much to talk about. I need to talk about more things. And it's always, we never remember what it was. No, I can't believe I can't remember what that Victoria Beckham quote was

I'll think of it. I'll put it in the newsletter. I really got through everything Well guys, thank you for getting with us. Thank you for buying tickets to the tour. No haven't yet I'm excited. There's a link in our bio for shows if you wants to go somewhere leave it in the reviews Yeah, like cuz we'll see those or leave it anywhere And we love you so much. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to Philly. I'm going to Philly. I added a fourth show to Philly. Thank you.