Giggly Squad - Giggling about Jeffree Star, Bridgerton, and our FB group

Episode Date: January 11, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, Google Squad? I love how you just said Google Squad, just write in the name. But it's fine. Wow, I just forgot what the name was for a second too. I was like, what are we doing here? Well, we've survived. It's episode two of 2020. We didn't think we could make it, but we did. Yeah. I didn't know if we were gonna make it past like day six.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I don't even know if we've made it. I was like, if this is how it ends, this is how I go. The one thing we must address that is like the elephant in the room is how wild the Facebook group is getting. Wild. Wild. I went in and then all of a sudden, I just started seeing comments,
Starting point is 00:00:56 but it was just like, pages, the worst. And I was like, wait, I thought it was in the wrong Facebook group because I was like, no way. Is this was in the wrong Facebook group, because I was like, no way. Is this like in the group that I collaborated on to start? No way! Are people like fuckpitch? One of my friends texted me and goes, wow, Giggie Squad hates you right now. I wear a checkup on it. But also, okay, let me just say that when someone says, Giggie Squad hate to you with like three people. Yeah, but they're loud.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Strong. It's a strong three people. But that's what happens. We talk about trolled them. People like Wolfgang love with you. And then they realize like you're not doing exactly what they want you to do. And then they turn on you because they realize
Starting point is 00:01:44 that you don't care about them in that type of way. Right. But also, let me just say, the Facebook group was creative out of just pure happiness and giggling. Like, I still love looking at it. It's like, yep, people's updates on breakups, advice.
Starting point is 00:02:02 All the news is there every second. I get all my bravo T there. Also people like recommending things and it's just like such a good vibe. But yeah, the capital couldn't be under control last week. So obviously our Facebook group wasn't gonna be under control. And most of my podcast friends have shut down
Starting point is 00:02:20 their Facebook groups. But we're just so interesting because people fight in them. Yeah, because it just gets too volatile and people can't get along because the country is a little divided right now. But I'm not shutting it down because I trust that the giglers can figure it out
Starting point is 00:02:37 like the giglers, if you're listening. Well, I guess you are listening. You have. Do you think it's the main point of being here? Yeah. You guys create main point of being here. You guys create the culture of the group. Like it's not us. You guys are the Facebook group.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Right. If you all want to fight over stupid shit and yell at each other, you can do that. Or you can decide and be like, we are the most petty drama queen's ever. Like that's literally what we do for a living. But like, you can just terrified of the Facebook group. Like, absolutely terrified of it. We have like new moderators, because the last girl put in her heart and soul
Starting point is 00:03:17 and they said, you need to take a break. We burnt her out. We burnt her out. She literally is just this girl who's like, hey, I'd love to help moderate the community. And I'm like, amazing. And then she got burned to the ground. But it is a group mentality.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Group mentality is interesting, because once a couple of people decided something, it's easy for everyone to kind of jump on that bandwagon. And yes, politics and stuff. And it's just like, let's just get back to giggling yeah I just feel like you know say whatever you want and how you feel that's why we have it like you to speak your truth but like there is probably a different Facebook group that might be better for like certain things you
Starting point is 00:04:00 want to talk about you know it's funny because we're coming up with new moderator rules and they were like, you know, hate speech, no bullying. You could be removed if you talk shit about Hannah or Paige. And I was like, who's talking shit about Hannah and Paige? In our own fucking group! And then I realized like, oh, it could turn into like our group is the place where everyone goes to talk shit on us.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Could you imagine? I would cry. I'm not strong enough for that. And I'm like, oh! Who do you think controls a fucking group? I'll fucking delete this group in a second if I have to and I told you I don't want I know I almost mess it. I will take all your privileges away. I will kick you out of this group faster than I let you in I literally felt like a mom. I was like I brought you into this world I'm like someone posted something about Gary and you were like, remove. Oh no, that is like literally, that's the only thing that could get me so heated. Like people were saying like, I'm the worst and I suck
Starting point is 00:04:55 and I was like, oh my God, that's so mean, like whatever. But like, I wasn't gonna do anything about it. I'm like, are we gonna run out of Gary's hair cut? Look stupid, you'd be like, I will find where you live. No. Someone said one thing, like, oh, that doesn't even look like him. And I literally go watch it, bitch. I went off, my brother was like, why don't you calm down.
Starting point is 00:05:16 No, it got to the point with the, kind of with the group that like, they forget that we're in the group too sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. Like that can give you. Yeah, I can. No, like I'm looking at you right now. Like the group should not be like a Yelp page for how people feel about us day to day.
Starting point is 00:05:36 That's what it is. That's legitimately what it's starting to. No, but page two. Literally, this ha-tail striker is my very good friend and she calls it like the the like shitty five or something There's like five people who have bad energy and like negativity is so fucking loud. So anyway Do remember do remember when we were younger I don't know we were like in the beginning of college or whatever and there was an app that you could rate Guys on that like you went on a date with.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I was talking about it with a few of my guys. It was called back. It was called Lulu's. Oh my god. And like it was like a picture of them and then like a rating and then it like people would say things about it. Anyway, I was talking about it. I think that's great. Well, in Wisconsin, the football guys splashed you. I think as long as it's not a cough. The football guys had this white board in their locker room. And if one of the guys was talking to a new girl, you would put her name on the board and then go away
Starting point is 00:06:41 and then come back the next day and everyone would write what they know about her. As in, I had sex with her. What? Like she doesn't get along with so and so. So everyone would write what they think about her blindly, like anonymously. So he would know what's up with her.
Starting point is 00:06:57 That's terrifying. That's actually terrifying. Just guys, when you're living your life, know that there are repercussions for your actions and it goes back to what we were saying last episode. Don't be so quick to date the guy because you might go to his house to realize the brother's way hotter. That's all I have to say. Just do your research beforehand.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Hate that. Hate that. Hate that. Hate that. Hate that. Hate that. Hate that. Well, I want to go into some trends real quick, because I want to see something online. I'm like, what would page do? WWPD. Hindi Nails.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Hindi Nails is this thing we're finding 29 is trying to like make a thing and I was like, what does Indie Nails mean? I guess it means like independent nails, like basically every nail you do whatever the fuck you want with. I fucking love it. Like it just wild. I can like, you're have a fuck you want with. I fucking love it. Like it just wild. Like I love it. You're like, I'm going with this aesthetic on this finger,
Starting point is 00:07:49 like just wild. Okay, but it, okay, I'm down with that, but like in a common theme. Yeah, we're doing fire flames. So like this nail has red fire flames. This one has purple fire flames. Like they're different, but they're like, there's a theme. You're like, I want the family to have the same motive.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah. Okay, so here's the thing. I've been growing my nails out, and my left hand is always exquisite, went to Harvard. My right hand, one has broken, but in a jagged way, so it's still as long as the other ones, but it's kind of crippled, and it's just like, it's a weapon. Yeah, it's like as long as the other ones, but it's like kind of crippled. And it's just like, it's a weapon. Yeah, it's like you need, this one needs extra help in school.
Starting point is 00:08:30 This one is valedictorian. You're right hand can't graduate. No, my right hand is pregnant at 17, has to drop out. My left hand, on its way to being a road scholar. Well, I have an announcement for you, it's probably gonna piss you off. I killed my whole family. Left hand on its way to being a road scholar. Well, I haven't announced my freeo, it's probably gonna piss you off. I killed my whole family.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Again? Well, what happened is I had Taco Bell. Say last. Say last. Say last. Say the wipe. Say the wipe. Say the wipe.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I had to wipe my ass and it wasn't working. No, like, do you never like eat something and then you smell your nails and you're still living. And I couldn't get the taco bell smell out of my nails and I had a full-on freak out and I was like, the family is gone. Wow. I cut everything out. I just have my little nubs now and I'm kind of okay with her.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Okay. Okay. See, I'm just, I'm emotional about it because I've been growing these out since our last chat, which is my birthday. Yeah. So it's a solid two months that like, I've put in the work I put in the time.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Yeah, speaking of putting the time, I have not a haircut in 10 months. Interesting. How do you feel? I feel free Your hair is the darkest I've seen it in a while. I Guess it's like all natural up to people love my hair dark people. I do too. I do too. I'm meant to wear stark I like it dark
Starting point is 00:09:59 Thank you, but it's it's cousin. I don't know goes off my eyebrows. I feel like my mom always It's because it, I don't know, goes off my eyebrows. I feel like my mom always. You know what? Like your mom says things when you're little and it sticks in your head. It sticks to you forever. And I don't know why this one particular thing is stuck in my head. It's why I'm in therapy. When I'm just heading mom.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Like when I was little and girls would be like getting highlights or low lights and I think that started in like fifth grade that girls are like dying their hair and like I wanted to do it so bad. And my mom said to me one time, the color that God gave you is the color that you would look best in. So don't go and change it. And like I always think about it. Like why would I go blonde?
Starting point is 00:10:45 When you got new I wasn't gonna look good blonde. He was like, no, no, no. Cam I love you and I wish I knew that in college when I died in my hair for $25. I bleached the shit out of it. So I was having a damn problem with that. But Cam is right. Also we've been getting so much love.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Have you noticed in like the ratings and reviews? Like people have been so nice about this podcast. They were like, they're just loving it. And then there's always one that's like, I hate Hannah. I was one girl who was like, I don't appreciate her plastic surgery rant. And I was like, you were like, well, maybe that's, did you just get your nose done? Maybe we should circle back on that. Sounds like a personal problem.
Starting point is 00:11:27 But anyway, we love you guys so fucking much. You know, I love the people who hate us too. Because you know what? I know it started with love. Love and hate are very close emotions. Okay, next question. Obviously, like sweat suits, sweatshirts, sweatpants, they're all back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 But is juicy sweatsuits? Is it back? Because they want to be back. They are really making a play to be back. I don't hate it. Like I don't hate it. Like I don't hate it. The juicy pants with the pockets in the butt.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah. Major butt looks so fucking big so fat Thick as a cheeseburger thick like a big bank back there like a baked fucking potato I'm I've always liked juicy like Like I've always waited for the sweatsuits to come back, I guess is what I'm saying. Like I've been waiting for this day. This is the perfect time, I feel like they're so comfortable.
Starting point is 00:12:29 And there's also like a funniness to it. Like I feel like it's a self-awareness. Like if I were a full juicy sweatsuit, you'd be like, eh, like, it's like, it's become such a cultural reference. Like the Mean Girls mom, or like the girl walking in late with a nice coffee. Like she's wearing a juicy valour sweatsuit.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Sorry, I'm like, I have a stuffy nose, it's like a whole thing. Get your sign, it's a thing. Yeah, it's just like disgusting, honestly. It's the demons coming out. Yeah. I love juicy sweatsuits. I think rocket.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Final question. Oh, we know, I have juicy sweatsuits. I think rocket Final question. Oh, we know I've two. Okay. Our name tattoos tacky or romantic Like someone else's name tattooed on your body. Did you just ask me if that's tacky or romantic? I'm saying like if the guy you're in love with Yeah walks in one day and has page tattooed on his back. No, is it tacky or romantic? Get him absolutely the fuck out of here Like Lose my number you obviously didn't know me very well army hammer comes in with page tattooed right above me. Don't do this to me.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Oh, interesting area. The only reason I'm saying no is because he had a girlfriend named Paige. So how do I really know? It's really. Which page? Which page? He's like, I can only date girls named Paige now.
Starting point is 00:14:01 No, I don't want you to ever get a tattoo of my name. I also feel like I'm like superstitious. I was just going to say scientific. You're dumb. I'm scientific, so like, please don't do that. Do you remember when Jack's got stossy? Yeah, that's insane. It's next level like stalkerish, like you should definitely get a restraining order,
Starting point is 00:14:27 but I feel like in the moment, we're both, we'd both like it. Here's the thing, I either want you to have zero tattoos. I want you to have none, be a bare baby, or I want you to have like sick tattoos. Like there's this one guy, one of my friends who just has like these little tattoos and like random spots, and I'm just like, like sick tattoos. Like there's this one guy, one of my friends, who just has like these little tattoos
Starting point is 00:14:47 and like random spots and I'm like, that's so hot. But it's also like a little too cool for me. I feel like, like I don't like guys who put too much thought into their outfits or like too much thought into their hair. Here's what little two, like Williamsburg Barbershop. One of my rules is if he wears rings, get him out of here.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Oh well, yeah. I mean, if he wears rings one, he's weird and bad. That's just a fact. Fact. We don't make the rules. We're just telling you guys. That's not a legend. Why didn't make this up?
Starting point is 00:15:20 It's just true. And if he wears a necklace that is not a chain and it's some other like, you know, a Bronwyn's husband has that like weird like black, like if there's like a big pendant on it. Yes, if there's a pendant that's not like a rapper pendant with diamonds and it's just a weird pendant. Not interested.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Not, no. Not interested. Who told you that was okay? Like what kind of people are in your circle? You can wear as a man, you can wear a max of two chains. Like a David, your men type looking chain. Yeah. No rings.
Starting point is 00:15:56 You can wear those like stupid bracelets. Like sometimes that people wear like, people have like a string. And they're like, well, like whatever. I'll like put up with the bracelets, but I don't like join the cult for a string. And they're like, whatever. I'll put it up with the bracelets, but I don't like join the cult for a month. So they have those weird stringy things. Or, but then it's weird,
Starting point is 00:16:14 because you're like, I hate guys with rings, but then when you get married, they have to wear a ring, must. Okay, this is just an eight-and-example of how girls change their minds. It's so good. I'm like, we want them with no rings, Okay, this is just an 8-and-example of how girls change their minds. I'm like, we want them with no rings but with a ring. Yeah, so figure that out. Figure it out.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Also, final question, because you said you're very superstitious. What do you think of the trend of bravo liberties making Instagrams for their unborn babies? Uh, to Stasi, everyone. I don't know, but I know that Brittany does and I feel like Lala might too. Brava, Liberty or not. Famous person or not. I'm not into it.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I hate it because let that kid for a second be a trip to life unsponsored. Let me live a normal baby life. One breath of a normal baby life before you put them into this world. Actually, I really like the way that Kristen Cavalieri does it. Like, you've never seen her kids. I don't need to see her kids. What do I need to know what her kids look like, you know? But let them go to school and be normal kids.
Starting point is 00:17:31 It's like using them as an accessory. Like let the kid live a life without swipe ups and engagement. I mean, that's why Butter doesn't have an Instagram. Like, people always ask me, like, why isn't she had an Instagram? She's clearly a star. And I said, I know. But I wanted to live a normal cat life. I'm like, let her decide that when she's of age.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yes, she's only like two, which I don't know what that is in human ears, but she's believed me. I've seen how she acts, but not mature. Actually, she's been pretty pretty. Does that say something about your parenting skills? No, sorry. Don't you dare connect my children. Don't you ever talk about my family? I actually miss butter you were engaged 17 times
Starting point is 00:18:09 It's actually 19 pay attention police what I don't want what do you think? What do you think of Stasi and Bose we get so off track? I know what what's the name again? It's like Harper Collins Charlie Rose By the way Charlie Rose is like a CNN announcer or something. I think you're dead. I Don't know really Rose is dead if he is recipes if not we're very sorry Charlie Rose is one Thousand person dead and if he's not new, nothing named their kid by a CNN announcer. Also, who's another CNN? It's like they named it like,
Starting point is 00:18:53 Charlie Rose is a live and wide. What? What? Why did you think he was dead? I don't know because someone born in 1942, his oldest shit. They're like, he's 79, he's six. They're like,
Starting point is 00:19:10 Everest, Tommy Lauren, Lauren, whatever the fuck her name is. But I don't even know a pronounce, I don't want to. They're like, they named it like, Perry Winkle, Jake Tapper. Wait, that's a hilarious name, Hannah. That is a hilarious name, Hannah. That is a hilarious name. It's a very wingle one. They're like Snickerdoodle.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Who's another scene that I've answered? Snickerdoodle Don Lemon. That's a name of a hurricane. And guys, like I'm not like being, this is not me being too much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not like being this is not me being too much Making my heart for Charlie Rose. I'm sorry Heartford also like you know how famous you think you are by how weird your kids name is so true I'm looking for more scene and announcers names. It's cuz I've like Been watching the news recently. Okay. I have a good one. Um, I love this game.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Um, Mountain Larry King. Oh my god, it's so good. I have another one. Candle Keith Oberman. That wasn't as good. Here's the thing. I actually really like her name Hartford, Charlie Rose. I think it's like so cute. Isn't Hartford like a college?
Starting point is 00:20:35 Hartford's like in Connecticut. Okay, I really love Connecticut. Why do you like that name? I mean, I wouldn't name my daughter that, but like it's cute. Hartford? I know, it's just like, I feel like it's, I like, okay. It's a little pretentious.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Hartford, well yeah, if you're naming your child like a suburban, Connecticut, you're pretentious. Like I'm just walking around like being like, Westchester over here right now, before mommy really loses it. South Hampton? South Hampton. Village of South Hampton.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Am I Gansett? Am I Gansett? Calabassus. Calabassus, if you don't tie those shoes right now. Mom these are Yeezy's. Oh right, I forgot. Are you eating pennies against that out? That's for poor people. Orange County! Breaking Mommy's heart Orange County Aspen I see that's I Mental notes that I love I'm trying to think of fancy towns and I'm like what's But also people love naming their kid Brooklyn and like
Starting point is 00:21:59 I'm gonna love that. Yeah, I like I feel like it's it was cool for a second and then Brooklyn became like so not cool Because people who've never been to Brooklyn keep calling their kids Brooklyn It's just interesting how Brooklyn made such a play no one cares about the Bronx anymore No one cares about Queens no one's name their kid Queens Bronx is cute, but this you guys, these are pet names. Yeah, Bronx is a pet name. It's actually really cute pet name. Really cute pet name.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Okay, continuing on. It's time for advice questions, because we got some good ones, and then we're going to get into front page news, which is insane, and then into some stuff we're watching. Okay, look at me in host mode today. Yeah. So we asked our Patreon for watching. Look at me in host mode today. So we asked our Patreon for a question.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I just thought you were telling us. We just added exactly like Steve Harvey. We asked 100 women. And then they ask and make that rear face whatever they say. He's like, And then they ask and they say whatever they say he's like Okay, this is from Okay, I'm not gonna say the name because these are intents. Yeah, hi babe I need advice on dating a man that has a baby mama that does not chill nor want Him to be around anyone or move on we live together and have been together over a year help love y'all Interesting I've I have never had to deal with a baby mama have you and have been together over a year. Help, love y'all. Interesting. I've never had to deal with a baby mama, have you?
Starting point is 00:23:30 No, I have not. However, you're already living with the guy. Like she needs to move on, but also you don't want a Southern charm moment where like you ever disrespect the baby mama. Do you know what I mean? Right, right. Like it's a thin line because like she's create like you are part of the family.
Starting point is 00:23:48 So when you get involved with that you have to understand like whatever you do. Do not disrespect the baby mama. However the baby mama needs to have some boundaries and understand like that you guys are dating now. I'm very interested to know how old the child is in question. Because they feel like that says a lot. I saw a really cute Instagram, one of those TikToks, like heartwarming TikToks to make you cry, where it was like I love when my daughter sees her stepmom and it was like the girl running to see her ex-husband's new wife and like picking her up and like the girl running to see her ex-husband's new wife and like picking her up and like the girl was just so happy and it's like family
Starting point is 00:24:30 comes and all shapes and sizes so let's try to get good energy for everyone like just because things didn't work out does not mean you have to hate each other. Yeah and like you had to keep in the back of your head that like this woman had a baby with the man that you're dating now. So as a woman naturally, she probably thought, this is my family. And this woman is the reason we're not together. When that's probably not the case at all. But in her head, you have to know that she's
Starting point is 00:24:56 making up a crazy scenario that's maybe one day we'll all be together again. So just give her a little letter to know, let her just get over. One thing I learned recently is the worst thing you can do in relationships is talk about X's. And I used to fucking love talking about my X's. I think because I had X's who talked about their X's and it was this weird like control thing where they'd be like, I hated when my X did that or like I love when my X did that. And it always like pulls at your heartstrings in different ways because you're like oh well I don't want to do what she did or then you're like oh I want to be as good as her and you're just like I'm like I need to want to talk about their
Starting point is 00:25:31 exes to me I'm like then go hang out with her it's disgusting it's disgusting and like I kind of got in the habit of it because I was like around guys who would so like recently I never talk about my ex but and it's been so fucking healthy. Like that's the one thing of a rule I will say never talk about your ex. Even if they ask about them, be like, no, we're not going there because they're just trying to start trouble.
Starting point is 00:25:54 But this is hard because you have to talk about your ex because they have a baby and like he can't just pretend they don't exist and you can't. But then it's like, do you become besties with her? That might not be healthy either. Something's going on, like on the floor above me. Sorry. We're podcasting here.
Starting point is 00:26:16 I feel like I go commercial where the people above are just tap dancing and you're like, I think that's what happens is above me. Hannah, I'm so happy you said that because that comes on TV all the time and like if I'm with people I die laughing And they're like why are you laughing at this commercial? It's hilarious. There was an else then do you put it on the Gugui sweat Facebook group if we're still out in it They block us out, but there's this old YouTube where they're like Basically show the upstairs neighbors and they're like,
Starting point is 00:26:46 bowling and then like, doing like, shooting at each other. And they're just throwing marbles on the ground. And like, this, I don't know which one. I feel like it's my neighbor. So, um, okay, back to our advice. Look, I think it's like, also time. Yeah. Yeah. And I do think like, don't force a relationship if it's not there, but like have time. Yeah. Yeah. And I do think like don't force a relationship
Starting point is 00:27:05 if it's not there, but like have empathy for her. Yeah. And honestly, try to hook her up with someone new. Yeah, set her up. Like be a matchmaker. Because if you match make three people, you go to heaven. And that's not a legend.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Wow. OK, this is a good one. She wrote, ooh, I need advice. I'm super in love with my best guy friend. And I don't know how to approach a situation. I've made Carlisan before because I'm not shy at all, but he always seems to think it's a joke and says something along the lines of,
Starting point is 00:27:31 maybe we'll get married when our first marriage is don't work out LOL. He was interested in me when we first met. Okay, so he's clearly attracted to you. But at the time, I had a boyfriend since we've grown a lot closer, but I don't know if he'd still be into me. And if he's not interested back, how do I remain friends with him?
Starting point is 00:27:49 Oh, she's gotten herself in a pickle. I'm gonna say right now. Yeah. If you like him, tell me. You're not meant to be friends with him. Right. Hannah? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Hannah?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Hannah, yes, because if you're not yes, just yes. Like friends are for friendship. That's why you're not friends with X's. They're not your friends. Like friends are the people that you could spill anything too and just be whatever and open about everything. You will not be happy being friends long-term with him because he'll meet someone eventually, he'll make you upset.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And people always say, I don't want to say anything and then ruin the friendship. Who is not a friendship? Talk about the friendship. You have girlfriends to be friends. Yeah, if I liked you and I said something and you didn't reciprocate it, and then obviously our friendship goes to shit,
Starting point is 00:28:44 I don't care. Like I, but there are guys that like I think I like because I love spending time with them so much and then you like kiss them and then you're like, oh no, no, no, no. But then it's like it's meant to be friendship and hopefully it'll go there. Or they are not friends with you.
Starting point is 00:28:59 They have a crush on you and that's not a healthy friendship either. Right. And I'm in the mindset that like, if there's no sexual attraction and you're just friends, like, I don't know, I just don't ever really see it working out. Like, if I, when I first meet you, I have to have in that first 30 seconds, like, what I sleep with you, yes or no. And if it's no, I didn't want to sound, you know.
Starting point is 00:29:31 But yes, 4.7 seconds. But I also have an argument that all guys and girls who are friends are attracted. It's really attracted. One of the people are attracted to the other person in some type of way. I have a lot of guy friends, yeah. And I would say I do. And I would say that I would probably sleep with 90% of you. You're gonna get so much trouble from that
Starting point is 00:29:56 one statement. I can't wait to see that. And inside which ones. You're gonna get some texts. But like all the ones I know, like they're all very good looking. Yeah. Anyhow. Or they are attracted to you. Okay. Um, I'm pregnant. Oh, God. I'm prugs and want to get married to my boyfriend. Is married well pregnant hillbilly help? Yeah, just wait. I mean, no Morgan Stewart did it and she looked gorgeous. No, it's not at all good. It married when you want to get married also like.
Starting point is 00:30:36 The only thing and this is like just me being a psychotic human is like I want to get drunk at my wedding. Yeah, yeah. That's like, only reason I was. You could totally get married. This is what people, I have to, like, getting married, go to the courthouse, get the docks, and then plan a huge party when you can black out.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I feel like that's the new wave. Do you really wanna get black out at your wedding, though? Like you spend whatever, thousands of dollars and then you don't remember any of it? Yes. You go to the supply and you get to the supply. I don't remember any of it. Yes. You go this is a point. It's nice. I don't want to get blacked out, but I want to like,
Starting point is 00:31:10 I want there to be a portion of the night where me and my husband are just pounding to Kila's and like dancing. I love that manifestation for you. Thank you. Okay. Salary negotiation tips. Oh, I'm really bad at this. Okay. Salary negotiation tips. Oh, I'm really bad at this. Okay, so I am the worst.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Whatever you feel comfortable giving me, like, I literally will be like, I'll pay you. Yeah. You know what, I don't need anything. Let me start paying you an allowance. Salary negotiation tips. What I would say, oh god dammit, it was so scary when I was working in corporate America,
Starting point is 00:31:49 but do some searching, do some sleuthing and find out how much your coworkers are making. Which is also such an interesting conversation. And Hannah and I have always been really good about being open about money and I think that more girls need to be open about disgusting money, disgusting money. Because like let me tell you guys are talking about it. Yes. Guys are fucking talking about it. We did a lot of guys in finance. Are they always talking about how much they're making deals going on, like money?
Starting point is 00:32:25 Not like that out in the open about it, like a normal conversation, but like, I've heard boyfriends on the phone with other friends being like, yeah, let's talk about it. And then like discussing numbers back and forth and then being like, all right, thanks man. Like that's what I thought. Like I just wanted to double check.
Starting point is 00:32:40 So like they're talking about shit to make sure that like they're progressing and they're making the amount of money they should be. And I feel like girls are so empathetic and they're trying about shit to make sure that like they're progressing and they're making the amount of money They should be and I feel like girls are so empathetic and they're trying to not make people uncomfortable But it's like girls we need to talk about money. Yeah, it's like I once was in a job that I didn't I was crushing But I was like younger than everyone else and I was making $40,000 is my base salary And I found out the girl next to me who was not doing as well as me, but was a little older, was making $60,000 base salary.
Starting point is 00:33:09 And I thought I was crazy to ask for $45. And then I realized, now I have fucking proof. And now, just keep talking. Don't be afraid to talk about money. And you want to offend someone, just ask. And if it does offend someone, like fuck off. Like, okay, sorry, just try and just out here trying to eat. You know, like it feels great.
Starting point is 00:33:32 If people who are weird about talking about their salary, within the company, I'm not saying like ask your friend a machine, but like, how much money do you have for taxes? Because like, what if the person says something and they're making less than you, you can be like, bitch, what are you doing? You have to ask for more. But I remember one of, I was very proud of this moment.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I was working as a video producer. And we hired this editor and this guy said he wanted like $40 an hour. And I asked the boss and they said yes. Then this girl came in who was so much more talented and funny and hilarious. And she was asking me like, what should I ask for? 25.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I could have easily said, yeah, ask for 25. I go, bitch, ask for 45. She goes, no, you're insane. And I go, no. I'm actually not insane. Because I know what you're making. So like, that is little things that help the wage gap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:30 And then when she got it, was she making way more money than me? But did I have good karma? Yes. Yes. Did I get fired for my job? Yes. Is that another story for another time? Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:47 So yeah, so ask your co-worker, see what they're making, and then just say it to the boss. You've got this girl, you've got this. Final advice question. What do you do when you're married, and you both want to live in different locations? Get the boys. You scru-bazzy psycho.
Starting point is 00:35:06 No, I don't know the words. Is that get divorced? Well, it depends. If he wants to live in the country and you want to live in the city, that's something I should have been talked about before, Ann. It's kind of like Salt Lake City. He wants to live in Ohio and she wants to live in.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Well, OK, that's just a bl- Like, no one- No, I'm not sure. No, no. Living alone. I mean, we know we have a level of how gig wear is but like- Nothing against a high there. No one's been like, hmm, if my dream location- Columbus.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Also, sorry guys, I'm a badger. Fuck the butt guys. Sorry. Oh, wait, you are a badger. I don't know, that's hard because living in New York City, like I know for a fact that I love living here and I'm not ready to leave it. But there is part of me that's like one day, I feel like I'll have a husband and maybe like a few kids and not want to live in the city. What if he wants to stay in the city or what if he wants to move to the suburbs
Starting point is 00:36:08 like way sooner than I do? It's all compromised. But like if you want to live in two completely different like states, then like that's fucking weird. Well, you nailed it. I was gonna say compromise because don't knock it till you try it. Like imagine if like I'm with a guy and he just says,
Starting point is 00:36:25 I don't want to live in Austin, Texas. And I'm gonna be like, wait, what? But then think about for a second. There's some positives there. Also you can learn about new cultures, learn about new things, learn that barbecue gives you diarrhea. I don't know. There's things to learn.
Starting point is 00:36:42 And nothing is permanent. So I'd say if you guys are like, literally not budging, think of a compromise. I mean, my brother grew up in Brooklyn, New York, just moved to Indiana. Oh, right. Because of the pandemic. And I'm getting messages from his fiance being like,
Starting point is 00:37:00 Daniel is thriving in the suburbs. He was like, he was like, sanding something and like mowing the lawn, turns out he found a new side of himself and he's the king of the suburbs now. Wow, that's inspiring. I do have to say don't knock it to you, try it and that like, sometimes getting out of your comfort zone is good and especially for your mindset.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Like sometimes just, it's like when you're depressed, just going in a different room can change your mood. I think people should be open to moving more. And honestly during the pandemic, the city is tough right now. So like moving to Montana and hanging out with Kanye West doesn't seem that bad. Or Wyoming. Wyoming.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Don't wait. This is a perfect, perfect, perfect segue. Don't even? Don't even get me started. Okay. It's time for Front Page Fucking News, bitch! The typing! Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I don't even need my notes for this. I need to just know, first initial thought, when you saw the first thing on social media that said like Kanye West and Jeffrey star What was your initial like I'm so happy you asked me this yeah, I Can totally see it Oh my god, I'm so fucking happy you just said that I'm so fucking happy you just said that I'm like finally I'm I'm literally more sense than Kim. I'm watching all these like Instagram videos I'm seeing all these people's posts and they're like what this is crazy It's not crazy. Oh Kanye West is out of his damn tree
Starting point is 00:38:41 He could do anything and I'd be like yeah Kanye. Kanye West, there's been rumors and he's not straight. Right, he knows. Kanye West's been gay. This is his beard and it's a very like business oriented relationship, which I mean, he's giving her this like real fame of like legitimacy. And then she's giving him
Starting point is 00:39:01 like the community sense. Like he was selling. Yeah, but he also, I could see it. the community sense. Like he wasn't selling. But he also, I could see it. I could, personally, I'm scared of him because I feel like he's not someone you want to get into a fight with. I feel like he will literally tear you apart. The crazy thing is, is like when I'm researching and watching all of these TikToks,
Starting point is 00:39:23 how did it not come out sooner because who the fuck moves to Casper Wyoming out of like Calabasas and Jeffrey moved into the same gated community a year ago? Well, I think it's like people are scared of the engine. That is the Kardashians, but now that they showed like, okay, we're cutting off from Kanye, it started to leak. Also, another reason why I could see it is Jeffrey star and Kim Kardashian basically have a same amount of plastic surgery. I said it. Honestly, don't look that different.
Starting point is 00:40:04 And I love Kim. I love Jeffrey. I'm just saying It's not that crazy. And I love Kim. I love Jeffrey. I'm just saying it's not that crazy. I love Kim. I don't, I didn't know Jeffrey as much. Obviously, I know who Kim is, but I was watching some of his videos. I mean, he is very talented and extremely self-made.
Starting point is 00:40:20 And I applaud him on that. But I think this stuff that's gonna come out about their marriage is gonna be insane. This is just the tip of the iceberg because it never made sense. I think they always were best friends and I think they were best friends than Kanye turned. What are the chances though
Starting point is 00:40:39 that like Bruce Jatter, Trey, and Zitians into a woman and then Kim's husband cheats on her with a man who dresses in the mirror. I mean, it's actually just consistent at this point. It's not crazy. Also, she's been divorced three times. Socks, that sucks. It sucks, but it's also like, I'd rather her get out of things and stay in things that she's not. I mean, at some point we were like girl, no one's gonna judge you for getting out of this. No, this is like so. You can't even compete with that.
Starting point is 00:41:11 And I know that Kanye is mental health problems. So do I. So do I. But it comes to a point where you're attacking your family on Twitter, like, and running for president. I read an article that that was really Kim's final straw when he was like, I'm running for president. She was probably like, I can totally see it in that like Kanye is so artsy and creative and just like, I'm very interested to see his collab that comes out with a gap. Also in the hip-hop community, it's so looked down upon to like be gay.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I know it's like old school to think that way, but it's old school. Actually, I was, it's so weird. I was talking about this with one of my friends, Lil Nas X. There's like a line in his song holiday that's like, something like, no, I don't remember the lead up was great though but something like oh no I know I'm a pop star
Starting point is 00:42:13 but the rapper still like fuck with me like and I feel like he's the only like gay rapper that's like let me just say. Except it. Lona's ex. I love him. Is the only Twitter account you need to follow? It really is. His Twitter is so funny. Like one-liners jokes. Also, on the low, he's probably hooked up with a bunch. I mean, hooking up on the DL is like very common.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Oh, you're saying hook up with a lot of straight people in the industry. Yeah. Also, yeah, he's just the best Lil Nas X we stand for ever. I really like that. Him coming out and then him getting, gaining acceptance and just being so absolutely so. Watch his music video holiday. It was mesmerized by it.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I'm obsessed with him. He's hilarious. He's amazing. But yeah, the Kanye, like, he's always been a, not a stereotypical rapper. No, here's the other thing. They just wrapped filming literally yesterday for the last season. Here's my question to you. This is obviously going to be on the last season. So like the timing of it coming out, Christian Jenner is fucking chill. She just couldn't anticipate the coup,
Starting point is 00:43:27 but she did that. She's probably like, at least fucking radical, right wing, hillbilly's awkward. We're winning it. But like then what's gonna happen, but it's not gonna be finished. Like the season finale of the last season
Starting point is 00:43:47 is just gonna be when this stuff is starting. So is this just a- They are not trying to end it with a perfect bow. When Kim was like, this is the last time we're gonna film ever, I'm like, don't you already have a deal with Hulu? But what is the deal with Hulu? You know, like, is it gonna be like how we're used to it or is it just gonna be like random content?
Starting point is 00:44:08 I have a question. Okay. Are you afraid that being on a reality TV and reality TV career is going to ruin your relationships? With my love to like with my yeah, like in the lamp. I Know like love ones. I mean like boy my... Yeah, like in the lamp. Family. No, like love ones. I mean like, boyfriends. Yeah. Like, I'm just looking at the track record of this shit and I'm like, you know, it's not great for us.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Not great. I actually had someone the other day say something and it literally hit me like a knife in my heart. One of my guy friends said something like, I don't know, like, oh, he, he, you're not gonna date him. You're like a lot of work. And I was like, yeah, I'm like, so much work. And they're like, no, but like, you're on a reality show. And that's like, like, yeah, we, like, you're great, but I'd never date you. And I was just like, and, and I never really thought about it before,
Starting point is 00:45:06 but like, yeah, I come with, you have to know what you're getting into and yeah, I think it ruins a lot of relationships. But I also think that it's like sifting through the guys who are not all in, yeah. But also, I feel like it can ruin things that wouldn't have been ruined. Right, it's also like if you don't want to step up because I'm on a reality show,
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't want you in the first place anyway, you're obviously lazy. You're obviously lazy, just like whatever. Also, I'm a prize. Honey. Any hill. Just want a dark place, let's get out with my friend from Bridge News. Harry Sous and Olivia Wilde. Okay, there's Dramba with that because people are basically saying that
Starting point is 00:45:55 they think they fell in love on set and then like out of nowhere she was like, Hey, with Jason, you're hilarious and so funny, but you don't have a British accent and you aren't fighting the stereotypes of gender norms. I love that. I have a question for you. Okay. Harry Styles or Jason Cedicus? Easy.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Easy. Easy, ZPZ, Levin's Squeezy, and I don't think you think I'm going to say what you think. Jason. Jason. Jason all day, all day I'm gonna say what you think Jason Jason Jason all day all damn picking Jason. Oh, I love him so much. No, I love him I'm sorry. I heard that Harry Styles actually is quite funny and cool to be around I'm sure I'm gonna be with a guy who's prettier than me. No
Starting point is 00:46:38 Like I want to be a hotter not prettier. I'd love to like share a closet though at some point very styles also, what is this MacMiley Cyrus legit like trying to hook up with Harry Styles? Do you see like her tweets where she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,
Starting point is 00:47:00 she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, let me take you out. I'm like, they live in Indiana in the middle, like, leave that poor girl alone. Yeah, they're gonna meet them. Okay. I've a lot of stories that I've read is that Jason is heartbroken. And they said that they were like breaking up in the beginning of 2020, which like makes no sense because there's paparazzi pictures of them hugging and kissing in New York in October. So yeah, so everyone is saying that they Olivia's directing a new movie. Olivia's boss bitch. Oh my god Olivia Wilde, people don't understand. Yeah, I don't think people
Starting point is 00:47:39 really know. You need that she could have had a career of like Olivia Mann where she just gets like hot rolls and hot commercials or mega-fogs which we love. But she has gotten in behind the camera to be like so fucking talented in a boss-ass bitch. So she's directing and she will appear in this new movie. It's like a 1950s psychological horror movie. And Harry Styles is in it and they stayed together, like, lived together while they were filming in James at James Corden's house. Famous people are so weird. Well, this is the thing. If they are meant to be and they are so mad, I'm so happy for her.
Starting point is 00:48:23 But if she just like has a new shiny new British toy It's like not worth it. He's 26 and she's 36 Still I don't judge an age difference. I just think like Is Harry I Just I don't see it because here's the thing I Have a lot of guy friends who are a little bit younger than me. 26 is young, famous or not.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah. It's when you explore. If I'm Harry Styles, I'm like, I'm getting any girl I want or like doing whatever I want. Like, unless Olivia is the love of his absolute life and he can't live without her, It's dangerous to leave your relationship for a 26 year old boy. You're playing with fire. You're playing with that. But absolute fire.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I could see Harry being super mature because he's been through so much and having had so much pussy that he is like, I am ready to settle down. I'm all down. Yeah. And she's incredible. But I also think that, do you see? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:30 There are like one of those couples that like, I saw, I would see them and just be like, that is exactly what I want. I want to be so hot and like adorable. And I want my husband to like, kind of good looking, but like so funny. And just like be obsessed with me. Well, that's why I had to double check on our other couple that I got confused with with
Starting point is 00:49:49 Jason and Olivia, which is Emily Blunt and John Cresensky. You make me, you make me, you make me so good. Yeah, no, they're thriving. But also, what I want to say is that when you're in a project with someone, you're in a very like, bubble world, especially because it's during quarantine. So like, you're in this tense like, passion project, they're probably acting,
Starting point is 00:50:11 who know if they were romantic on it. I just think you have to like, take a second of have life without it before you, like it's like a summer house. Like you know when you literally have a summer romance and then you start like your real life and you're like, wait a second, like it's like having an office crush. A thousand you nailed it. Granted ailes is not just an
Starting point is 00:50:32 office crush like he's super hot. It's not like the random guy getting coffee who like kind of smells good that you start. Right who like works in accounting. You're like in real life I probably would not like get your number out of our office but like in office life like we're getting married. I like to call it office hot. It's tough but it's also hard. We don't know anything that happened but like it just is sad to see Jason seem blindsided and that it's kind of like a brand gelina moment. It's so sad.
Starting point is 00:51:02 It's so sad. But you know what all this fair and love and more and I Hope that there were issues going on with her and Jason that really Her and she I mean the way it seems is like Olivia's like all the sudden got the Ick Go for her then get out you know like get out. I Don't know. I'm very interested to see what happens with them. I also, I want people to know that like so many relationships, people who are fame hungry, like so many relationships,
Starting point is 00:51:33 it's like, hey agent, like can you put me with another famous person so we could all get pressed for like a couple months? Like that happens. That 1000% happens. And it's, it may not be it, but it it, but it's good for a living a while. I think I'm gonna DM some people. What's next on FPM? Megan, Markle and Prince Harry are never coming back to social media.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Aren't they doing a podcast on a movie and stuff? Yeah. I can see that meeting being like, okay, so how are you guys gonna promote it? And they're like, which is not. He has a thing, we're just not going to. Whatever, I'm so overwhelmed.
Starting point is 00:52:17 So Meghan Markle, Harry, no. Prince Harry. Harry and Trump are all of social media. Oh, they're all of social media. Good for them, have off social media good for them have a good Them how's the media cleanse? Oh my god, I feel like we haven't really talked about this What are your thoughts on like Erica Jane just like continuing on social media and just like like she just posted a picture and the caption was Like thinking of making this my online dating profile pick thoughts and it's just like her long legs
Starting point is 00:52:50 with like her ass like pointing it out. Well then she posted another one of her like all weirdly edited with her eyes looking at a phone. So I guess she's like just feeding the monster of like I'm single, I'm online dating. I kind of love that she's doing this because it's so messy and it gives me more entertainment because normally when something crazy happens, like Hillary Baldwin, now she's off social media and now we can't have fun with it, now it's gonna die.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I reckon Jane is like fucking me. I miss Gloria. I miss her so much. I'm like so fucking over Erica Jane though, like interesting. I just, since she like didn't give credit to a memeer. I know you've been out. No, you've been out on her since that. I knew that.
Starting point is 00:53:31 You guys, I hold grudges. Yeah, you do. Once I see someone's character, I cannot like, read your name. I feel like people don't know that about you. If you, this is where Hannah and I are like a little bit different, if you cross Hannah, like I'll watch it happen. I'll watch people cross her and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:53:47 ooh, never got bad bad to say that. I wish it was a warrior right now. I don't care if you're black out drunk. If you say something to me that I feel makes me feel type way about you. Yeah, you also have the craziest memory. Like, remember when you said that to me and I'm like, no.
Starting point is 00:54:07 No, I have a literal book in my head, a burn book. Yeah, no, you do. You and my brother, it's actually scary. Sometimes my brother will bring things up and hold, like, remember he said that to you and I was like, that was 15 years ago. He's like, I never forgot. But like, you, but you never forgot. A bitch does not forget. Okay, like, I never forgot. But like, you never forgot.
Starting point is 00:54:25 A bitch does not forget. Okay, anyway, now that we've threatened everyone, also we feel like at any moment I could call you and be like, did this girl ever mean to me? And be like, um, yes, July 15th, 2 p.m. She had the audacity. I just like seeing people's true colors because I feel like there's so much fakeness in the world.
Starting point is 00:54:46 So when someone does show their true colors, I'm like, I wish I knew whatever I was thinking all the time. So then when they break, I'm like, and there it is. Yeah, there it is. Anyway, I got that. I got that. Let's wrap up with what we're bingeing because you were very excited about a specific show.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Oh my God. Okay, Hannah. I don't care what you're doing today. You're watching Bridger 10. That's what you're doing. My mom is like so into it she goes, there's a lot of sex, but it's like so good. So just think about think back to the summer when I was so obsessed with Massimo. Does not even compare to the obsession that I have with Simon, the Duke of fucking Hastings. Well, it's because he's a Duke. It's because he's a Duke. This way. Wait, but you were like sickly obsessed with Massimo.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Like I started to get worried. No, I'm so sickly obsessed with him, but like this guy, okay, so basically it's set in like the 1800s in London, but it's like a fun playful, like this show would have been on like the CW, okay? Okay, okay. It's very gossip girl vibey, like it's not accurate completely in like history and it's basically like there's a queen and she, like everyone's trying to get married, okay? So they're going to all these balls and whatever. And she picks who is the diamond of the season.
Starting point is 00:56:10 She picks this girl, Daphne. Daphne is trying to get a good suitor, ends up falling in love with Simon. Simon and her have this romance and the sex scenes are so, they're not over the top. You're not seeing how is it compared to normal people's sex scenes are so, they're not over the top. You're not seeing, how is it compared to normal people's sex scenes? It's very unrealistic.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Oh, so normal people's super realistic and that's why it was hot. This is the she get thrown around and stuff. No, actually, it's probably, it's probably some of the most realistic sex scenes. Like, they're not ravishing each other where you're like, that's not happening. So it's not like the boat scene and... No, it's nothing like 365 boat scene.
Starting point is 00:56:53 No, it's like loving and like, they're looking into each other's eyes. And like, at one point, he says that he burns for her. Like, I burn for you, then he says like, it's one thing to meet like a really beautiful woman. It's another to meet your best friend who also happens to be the most beautiful woman. And I saved it in my notes because if my husband doesn't say that to me, he doesn't love me.
Starting point is 00:57:24 You put it on your list of things, guys need. You have a nice phone back forward. Texting every male suitor that I'm talking to, and I'm like, do you burn for me though? I have a guy I said he burns for me, I'd be like, did you get your STD? I'd be like, you should get that checked out. You should check that because we don't need that.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Anyway, you have to watch it. The costume is impeccable. It's like, is it better than the Queen's Gambit, which I had. It's so different than the Queen's Gambit, but yes, I would, I like almost want to rewatch Bridgerton because I'm so sad it's over. It's one of those shows where it's like,
Starting point is 00:58:02 you're on the last episode and you're like, I don't want it to end now. but they are doing a season two. I've heard great reviews for Bridgerton. I'm very happy because I feel like shit is running out to watch. And the actor, the actor is like a new actor like we don't really know anyone who's in the show. He's so fucking hot Hannah. I like he comes on the screen and I'm just like okay I found my Instagram, I follow them the whole time. Now Bridgerton is like a real good binge, but I want to go a little lower class. Yeah, for sure. I'm back on my 90 fiance bullshit, 90 day fiance. And I just googled like original, I don't want it before, after. I want 90 day fiance. Yeah. What's the best season?
Starting point is 00:58:45 And they said season four. And it is, you know, there's always some storylines that are so fucking good and some couples who are like, okay, whatever. Yeah. So there's a storyline with this girl and Fisa and George. Okay. In Fisa, basically, wanted a $10,000 Chanel purse. Normal. Yeah. And he was like, he bought her like $1,000 bracelets. Like I can't get you the purse right now. Cause he's trying to get married and get expensive, ring whatever.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I think he basically got her by saying he's really rich. And then she was like, oh you are. So then get me all this stuff. Classic. Somehow she has his password to his iPhone. So she can like turn off his iPhone She could do the fine my iPhone so his iPhone will just alarm like find my iPhone If you can't lower the volume whenever she wants his attention. No
Starting point is 00:59:39 Sitting down or just start going off and he's like that's my girlfriend like she wants my attention She changes email password. She keyed his car. Who is this girl? Wait, what's her name? And Fisa, A-N-F-I-S-A. Don't go, you wanna watch it, you wanna watch it? I'm watching it.
Starting point is 00:59:58 She is next level. So yeah, I'm excited. Let's all watch that nine-year fiance season four. Season four, wait, wait. How are you watching it on, you're watching yeah, I'm excited. Let's all watch that 90 fiance season four. Season four. Wait, how are you watching it on you're watching it on T. I was on prime. Okay season four. Well, I guess I know what I'm doing today. And then lastly, I'm watching the show called Pipples and Perolles. I'm like, really into TLC type shows right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Okay, don't give me that look. I just feel like you're gonna I know you hate animals because you don't even post your dog. I like I think he's overweight You posted it and then deleted it because you thought your dog didn't look good enough in it. He looked so overweight I was like oh my god. Whoa got it together. I was thinking I was like oh my god if I have a child and like You face tuned your dog. I was like run a lap or something Polo. Okay so Pipples and Pearlies I don't even know how people are gonna watch it. It's like a cable thing. I know. I feel like you're like sitting in front of the TV doing arts and crafts like my shows on. Well what I did is I DVR it. So I DVR the whole season. I didn't know I knew how DVR, but this is what we do in quarantine.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Okay, so you're going to die. It's this woman, Tia Torres, who is the baddest bitch in the world. She just looks like an angry single mom with like dyed red hair. She's like in her 50s. She's definitely had too much sun. Always wears sunglasses. Doesn't matter if she's inside or outside. She has this, basically, this adoption center full of, for second chances.
Starting point is 01:01:37 So all these pit bulls who are like, found in the road or were of fighting clubs or just like, left to die. She gives them a second chance and she rescues them. And then the people working for her are parolies, which means they've been to jail and they have to like, like knock and trouble under on parole. And she hires them to help them like,
Starting point is 01:01:59 find a purpose again with these dogs. Oh my God. I literally cry every episode. Also, pitples are my new obsession. Like I need a Pipple puppy ASAP. And I know, and I know you're like, how to calm down.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Apparently with like a personality test, Pipples rank better than labs in like their personality. They're so loving and so smart and so loyal, so affectionate. Like they love cuddling and sleeping and looking you. Anyway, but it's very society that has made pitples be like their angry dogs. Because in the early 1900s, it was other dogs that were considered the bad dogs.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Like it was like the German shepherds that were like work with the police that were like biting people. Pipples, what's the show with the little rascals? They had a Pipple. Like Pipples in the early 1900s were like the family dog. But then somehow they got involved in like fighting rings because they're so loyal that you can train them
Starting point is 01:02:56 to do anything. So, okay, so I'm so into this. There was this documentary, fuck, I forgot who it was called, but they showed what happened to all the dogs and Michael Vicks fighting rang No, and basically people were like all these dogs should be killed because they're their fighters Right, there was like one dog they had to kill because he was like the champion dog And they're afraid he's gonna get adopted and then sold back into fighting because he's that good They fought to save all the dogs it It turns out most of the dogs,
Starting point is 01:03:26 they're like instead of killing them, realize they just need recovery. Like they're just abused dogs and they showed how the dogs made some family so happy. The sweetest babies you're like crying right now. You should. So, anyway, I want to be a couple of people. I love when people get second chances
Starting point is 01:03:42 and I love when good things happen and good people. Yeah, but also the way they treat these dogs like these dogs are like a friend of humans because they were abused and they're like Okay, we need to help them but then people like so many people are abused and then people are like Anyway, I'll come to dating it's like what do you think I'm gonna be I'm also PMSing so hard to die Yeah, I think you should watch the PippPLE documentary about my govick. You guys know that I'm the documentary queen because of my brooks, because of Di Park and about Vick Fighters. I'm sorry I'm getting it because we have to. It's called the Champions.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Okay. And I'm also going to watch Pipples and Peroles. Pipples and Peroles watch the Champions on Prime Video. And everyone deserves a second chance and that's our meant to help. Yes. We'll pay a gig and one. I love you so much. I love you so much. We love the Facebook group. We're girls. We love the Facebook group. You guys are wild and we're here for it. We love you and we love giggling. Join our Patreon to give us advice questions.
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