Giggly Squad - Giggling about labia lips, perfumes, and apologizing to Hailey Bieber

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

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What is up my goat gigglers and for the gram glitters that don't know what that means it means greatest of all time! Let's go! Okay, I've elected to start this podcast because I have a story of something that happened to me the other day, and I called my mom to tell her about it. And she said, the first thing she said was, oh my God,

I can't wait to hear what Hannah says. So that's when you know. I'm excited. So a couple of weeks ago you had brought up on the podcast how you shit yourself in a go digger. I was not only disgusted by you I was a plethora of things a plethora of feelings went through my body and I apologize for that. Thank you. I apologize for judging you so far. Why are we so formal right now? Are we going to fucking conference call?

What's happening? Noted. So the other day, oh, you're trying to tell this in a dainty way. I'm driving home with Sierra Miller, and we stop to get McDonald's. Great. As one does. As one does, I get my usual order, double cheeseburger, large fries, six-piece chicken McNugget, wash it down with a Coca-Cola. I even got

an apple pie, but it didn't touch the apple pie. I even thought wow Hannah would hate this apple pie. Anyway, me and Sierra had a whole conversation about how you hate the apple pies, whatever. Me and Sarah had a whole conversation about how you hate apple pies, whatever. So, 20 minutes later, my stomach starts to hurt and I'm like, Sarah, I'm not feeling so hot. And she's like, we're going to be home soon, like don't worry about it. And I was like, I'm getting worried about it, though. My body starts going into a cold sweat. My stomach is so bloated.

I had to literally take my pants off of my stomach because one press and I was going to explode. We pull up to the parking garage. Now from the parking garage, I still have to take a 30 minute Uber home to my apartment. There's no way in hell. I'm making it home to my apartment. Sierra starts laughing hysterically. I said, I really don't know why you find this funny because if I shit in this McDonald's bag, in this car, you will be right here. So I don't think that about it. I thought about it.

Is the laughing matter, except I knew that the bag was not a sufficient situation. We drop the car off of the parking garage. I immediately run into, there happens to be by the grace of God, a bar across the street. I run into the bar. I say, do you have a bathroom? And he looks at me like stunned. And he was like, it's literally right there. I go in. I'm in there for like 10 minutes. And all I could think about was for fuck sake, Hannah, you have ruined my nails. I've now shit in a public bathroom

and almost shit on the streets of New York City. I don't know what game you're playing with me, but you're done. It's crazy because I just booked a fashion campaign. While that was happening to you, I was on the phone with my people being like, I will do a matching set and make sure my nails are done.

I mean, I never want to be in that position again and only be thinking about you. Like, it was so uncomfortable for so many reasons. Would you know what? We've both now been through this traumatizing event together and it's bonded us to make us closer, but also, that's what you fucking get. It's fucking shit about me.

Am I fucking apapies? That's what happened. It's called karma. And the little ghost of me was like, and now she's gonna shit herself. We were laughing so hard too. We were like, what a stupid bitch. She doesn't like these apapies.

Like she has zero taste. And then, what about our date? Yeah, I was like gross. Yeah, it's like a nuclear atom. And sometimes it comes in waves. It's a full emotional journey. Emotional journey. At first, you're like, this is mental, I'm fine.

Just don't think about the pain. And then your body's like, knock, knock, bitch. To the point where you're clenching. And I'm like, not that like if I unclenched, I'd just shit myself, but like, you're so uncomfortable and anxious and you're sweating. You're sweating. You're sweating. Honestly, it's a workout. You're burning calories. You almost feel like at some point, like you could vomit as well. Because you're so anxious.

Any orifice, like a come out of just some quick advice for the gigglers, how do you leave that restroom and look at all like you have any grace. Someone knocked on the door while I was in there. And I was just, I said nothing. I said nothing. I was like, they know it's locked. I said nothing. I was like, I need to literally double O7, it out of here.

No one can see me. It was mess. Did you make eye contact with the bartender? No, god no. I wouldn't know if I fell over. I had so many things running through my head. I'd be like no one going there. Thank you. Have a good night. I'm here to Wednesday. So it was a very eye-opening experience for me. So I was in Montreal. You were in the hams and we were texting. And I had a traumatic event happen to me too. Oh my god, this was.

You also just said to me, no one direct messages on TikTok. Right, I had just said that. We're literally manifesting that. Yes, we are. We're waiting. I have us to tell you guys this update on my life, because you know how this celebrity celebrity dude DM me once. This is the opposite. A million times bigger than that. And also a different format.

Yes. Also like yeah it's it's all opposite. So I'm sitting scrolling through TikTok as one does. Yeah. And I get a DM from it says it's a celebrity's name. but immediately you're like, oh, this is a stand-account This is someone who made a fake page, but then it's verified. I'm like, that's kind of weird And then I house like millions of followers and I like that strange about like almost 10 million I At least yeah I think I want to say the name. I think it's pertinent to the story. I think we should You guys, Hilly Bieber message me on TikTok this weekend. And, but it's complicated. It's not as simple as it sounds.

No. It's not as lovely as you're imagining it. We manifested wrong. We manifested wrong. So, I had this girl Claire Parker Parker hilarious comic I'm burning in hell she reads all these crazy documentaries and conspiracy theories I highly recommend you listen and one of them is about Hillsong and this bitch loves blind items. She's going off and I'm like give it to me give it to me. I want all the drama I'm meeting popcorn. I'm like I love cults tell me more and she has this conspiracy theory I love it I'm repeating it

now but I'm a conspiracy theory that Hillsong kind of like was connecting celebrity men with certain celebrity women and that Haley Bieber was actually supposed to be with Chris Pratt but then they realized he had political aspirations so that's why he's with Catherine Schwartz and all alleged we all was actually supposed to be with Chris Pratt, but then they realized he had political aspirations, so that's why he's with Catherine Schwartz and all the ledge. Completely alleged, and then she went into like other crazy shit. And it got like a million views on TikTok, but still, this is my TikTok. This is my niche corner of the internet of me and my silly friends. Oh god.

So I get a message and it's all capital letters girl, exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. She yelled. She goes, I'm not an object so therefore I can't be full capital letters given to someone, dot, dot, that whole video made me capital letters sick. But then she had a cry face and then a side cry face, which made me think that she was like not 100%. Serious. Angry.

Right. Yeah. OK, so I, you know, keep going because then I ran this by a few people to see what their take was on it So we did a focus group the first thing I do is say page Page I text her twice just saying page page. I screenshot to her and she goes wait what I Had previously taken an edible So I'm reading this and I'm like there's no way Haley Bieber, DM's Hannah.

I went to Haley's Instagram. I was like this is a different picture. This is a Stan account. She's stupid. I fell asleep. I go, I posted a video about the Hillsong cult. This is insane. Page is not a song.

Page is now in another land. Living her life. That's a lot of people. Yeah, and that's okay, because then Paige text me the next day and goes, wait. I took an edible last night and couldn't fully process this. So Haley Bieber hates us. And I go, ha ha, no, just me. Because of this video, and I send the video. And you go, no, I'm crying, why is this video?

Why is it bigger? And you go, it's crazy that that's what she picked on the internet about her to be mad at. I, we just wanna say, we just wanna say, this is a Haley Bieber standout. Haley Bieber standout. Because we picked road over skin, whatever skin situation Kim is doing. I drank Haley Bieber smoothie.

We love, I mean, Haley Bieber is a full icon. A full icon. And also, if anyone messaged us our Hannah and Paige were talking shit, we're not. We're not. We were just saying the facts and now I'm saying, she was right. She was right. She was 100% right. Because I've recently in the last couple of years realized there's a lot of snarky accounts

that want to get follows by making fun of celebrities being mean to celebrities starting gossip about celebrities and it's easy to get clicks. Yes. I realized that a certain celebrity, everyone who has followers is human and I never want to be to the cause. But I thought that Haley Bieber was big like I'm kind of I think I'm a little harsh on Kim Because I know Kim doesn't listen because I know Kim and so like I can be Kim gets me. Yeah But they're on another level of fame. Yeah But tiktok algorithms crazy. I was just gonna say let's look at the price

You are in a supreme motherfucking algorithm on TikTok. Me, I'm on jail talk. Don't know what that says about me, but it's fine. No, I joke that I'm shadow banned whenever it does bad. I think I'm shadow banned on BeReal anyway. I need to download BeReal. But this is the crazy part about it all. Yeah, because I was like, is she mad or is she just messaging me that it's insane?

Because I didn't say anything bad about her. I was like, that's crazy. I mean, my video made her sick. Right. Which like, it made me sick too. I mean, if we had a dollar. You know. Yeah.

But then I clicked on our page and she's following 112 people. Yeah. And one of them is me. Hannah Lucy. Hannah Lucy. OK. First of all, you didn't tell me that part of the story. That's pertinent to the entire story.

I just found that out. I just found that out. So she wasn't mad at you. The girl you had on your podcast, dead to her. I threw that bitch under the bus, so bad in my response. I was like, so tell me if this is a good response. Okay. It took me full day to come up with this.

And okay, what would you call Haley Bieber in the intro of the vid? Would you say, Haley kind of creepy. Like, we don't know. You're not at like hails. Yeah, she called you a girl. So you know me girl. I was gonna say girlly but like a cartilage to all sarcastic. Yeah, like that could be like cutesy like when people try and call you hun and you're like don't fucking call

me hun like it could have been taken like that. What would you use? What would you use? I probably would not have a dresser. I probably just would have said, hey. So I panicked and I went too far. I said, my love. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. to our you are like you are the most holy day. I guess I wanted to show like I'm coming with love and light. Right. I should have started it with love and light. I go I just deleted that wild video. And I wrote LOL like why did I write LOL and then then I wrote I Through Claire under the bus I go I'm so sorry my guest

My guess literally took acid but for sure I'm not gonna do it I know I know that woman was she just took the mic when I go I said I'm so sorry I guess love talking about crazy conspiracies and I I Should not have I the innocent one I should not have, I need innocent one. I should not have pressed the button. I should not have pulled the trigger. I should not put all the bullets in the gun. I should not have given this woman a platform to spy the way she has an incredible podcast called Celebrity Memor Book Club. Check it out. Honestly, it's very interesting. So then I go, you are an iconic legend. And I'm so sorry that video caused you any drama.

I said, keep killing the game and stay away from sex cults. A little well, upside down, smiley face. Wait, I think the risks were taken. I kind of think you were beautiful. Cause I didn't, I could have sent like a whole paragraph totally about like, could have been so serious. I'm so serious.

I could have also been quick and like not creepy and just be like, boo, you're right, thank you, heart. She has not responded. Right, do you think, did she see it? I don't think so, but I also don't know how TikTok message works. But it's been three days. And you know what, at first I was like,

it's crazy she even messaged me. It's less crazy that she hasn't responded. 1000% Look, more of the story, you and Haley are friends and you know, TikTok did that, and I'm appreciated. The universe is so fucking fun. If she was mad, she wouldn't be following you. Or she just I was gonna think oh she doesn't know but she only

follows 112 people. She only follows elite supreme. She only follows her family and me. You're literally going on the next family vacation. I'll keep you guys posted. Also Jenny McCarthy follows and follow me. Oh my god. You're literally going on the next family vacation. I'll keep you guys posted. Also Jenny McCarthy followed me. Oh my god. You're just crushing the game. It just makes the world seem so fucking small. And I've also realized like even big celebrities are people too. I know and people really are so mean.

And so like before we do front page news. I mean we're pretty good. No, we actually are so mean. And so like before we do front page news. I mean, we're pretty good. No, we actually are really good. Like, we were giving love to Leo Michelle last episode. That was like philanthropy. And people were saying she can't read. And we were like, this is a little, Leo Michelle stand account.

I go, he can't read. Leo Michelle, like, hello. We started a new room. We started a new room. so that her room would stop. But I do have to say, the whole thing made me a little sad. Why? Because I thought there was a point in fame where maybe you were like impervious to be a impervious.

I've never used that word before in my life. I don't know if it was correct in that sentence, but I'm pretty sure it was. Let's just go with us. We don't know. But I felt, I hope she knew where she did that video being like, leave me alone. Yeah.

Everyone leave me alone. Yeah. That was towards me. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like in the times that like, I've scrolled Instagram and randomly I'll get to a video and it'll be like page just sorbough. I'm like no no no no no no no. This is. But also a lot of the comments were just like, Hillsong is crazy.

A lot's of saying like there's a whole documentary out of it. Like we weren't making up lies, but a lot of people were like, that's not about Justin Haley and it's like valid. They're not with Hillsong anymore. Right. And I showed the message to a few people and. It's like a show. It's a show.

Yeah, it was the first thing I said to her when I saw her I go oh my God you're gonna die guess who DM Tana and then he really did also ask me to like start a podcast with her which is shut the fuck up Hannah I'm coming to like if you think you're getting away from me it's hilarious and then I showed Craig and he was the first person to say, I don't think she's mad. And I didn't even pick up on that. I was like, wait, why?

And he was like, look at the emojis she used. She's not. She just thinks it's crazy. But she said it made her sick. And he was like, OK. But now knowing that she follows you? Look, if you just, she did crying face that I use for laughing face,

and then she did crying face slanted. You might be diagonal. Like this slanted eye, like diagonal. Like where it's like, it looks like the eyes are like, X's. Yes, but I would say I didn't ever see Haley Bieber using that emoji. I didn't see Haley Bieber using any emojis.

I didn't see Haley Bieber using any emojis. I didn't say haley Bieber using so many capital letters. I also just never saw haley Bieber DMing you. You go no offense. Why you? Honestly. I felt like if it was going to be someone it was going to be me, but I did. I did say that to does. I go, you know, what the funniest thing is.

Like, I love haley. I think she's an icon. But like, I have friends friends who would wear her skin. Myself included. If I could skin her and wear her last year's Versace, I would get a box cutter and do it. But overall, because people, I don't want Haley now to be like, oh my god, I DM this girl, now she's talking shit about me on a pod. Again, what I want to use this for is to say, we don't appreciate how relevant Hailey has been

to our culture. Like even the last month, she's the most famous movie. She's the most famous nail. Everyone's getting these pearl nails. I want to get to the Hailey nail. I literally am your ghost egg. Can I have the Hailey Bieber now? I feel like she's one of the most influential style icons of our generation.

Wow. No, seriously, I think over Kendall, for sure, because I think she actually really cares about fashion and knowing that half the time she doesn't even have a stylist that she just her putting outfits together. Yeah, she was in the news that she had fired her stylist a couple months ago. She sometimes works with a different one. She sometimes works with the old one. She sometimes works with the old one But like mainly she's doing her own outfits and I think

You know look you can also be like everyone does their own outfits every single day like But like she dresses so cool. She changes trends. She creates the trend that I like we all then copy that's something she kind of normalized the like slick bun are you kidding yes the whole reason people do slick back parted in the middle of buns is because of hailey beaver she basically started the low rise trend we don't love her for that but she looks great in it she she definitely started like doing the cargo pants. Yes, you know what upset me about all this, not only that she was lowkey mad at me, but also I was like, why are you wasting your time with me?

Right, you're so much better than this, like me being a troll on Instagram. This, but I hope she read it and I hope she was cool and shout out to Haley, we love you so much. And I wanna formally apologize for my video causing you any stress. I sometimes my guess is like,

not a crazy. No, I love conspiracies and sometimes, like we might lean too hard. I do think that her and Justin are, I don't know anything about them. So I can't make assumptions like that. But we think they're great. But I do think that she is like, icon.

She also talks about having anxiety a lot, and I feel like that alone makes you a giggler. Exactly. The gigglers have so much anxiety, and this message from her was like an anxiety thought for sure. Yeah, for sure. Side note, low rise jeans, I had like a premonition.

Okay. Are you going to start getting belly button rings again? Well, I saw this other thing, I forget what it was. It was either a TikTok or it was like on like a women's word daily thing, I can't remember. But it was like, okay, so the Y2K trend is really in right now and like the very girly, like basically looking like a teeny-bopper sometimes. Yeah. Um, the next trend that's gonna be really big

is like literally what happened after that trend in the 2000. So it's gonna be a lot of layers, a lot of like grunge, a lot of oversized like bomber jackets. Are guys gonna spike their hair and bleach it. Yeah, I don't know. But it's gonna be very like 2000s, but like the other side of it. So not as like girly and poppy.

Also speaking of celebrities influencing culture, Kim Kardashian and Kylie both posted like make Instagram, again. We just we don't want to see videos We want to just see our friends looking cute right photos, right and Kylie Jenner they say is kind of the catalyst for new social media Snapchat. Yeah, going to shit when she's like snapchat's lame LOL and it like lost like millions of Yeah, she posted like does anyone even use snapchat anymore and they lost like one point. You're done.

You're done. You're done. So basically they posted that about Instagram so everyone's like oh Instagram's now immediately shifting more towards photos. But then Instagram put something out and they were like no like we hear you we get it we don't care. Like basically like we're smarter than you, we're not like changing it.

You think what you're on the apps for and like TikTok, I like seeing strangers try to make me laugh or like give me random information. We're Instagram, like I wanna see like what my friends are working on and what they're doing and what their vibe is. Yeah, I wanna see like aesthetically pleasing things on Instagram,

like pictures of outfits, pictures of people's vacations, pictures of... I wanted to go back to a picture of a plate of pasta that has 27 filters on it. Like that is the vibe that I want. That has a border. Yeah, and then it's just like, has a border, and the caption is like, yum.

Like, I don't need all these videos. I go to check out. So I downloaded B-Real. OK, what do you think? Like, what's the vibe on there? Because I was so confused by when you told me about it last week that I was like, I have to see it for myself. I get it now, where it's like fun to see your friends

like basically look like shit. And it's good for your mental health to be like yeah Oh like even though Paige is like still posting photos from her Italy vacation She's not there anymore and she actually is like okay Don't make me DM Haley and be like everything that bitch said was a fucking lie Wait you didn't really go I am am so sorry, my crazy friend. No, she's so crazy, she's so obsessed with you. Who did we go? Well, you start bonding with her over talking shit about me.

She doesn't like apple pies. What a sicko. I go, she doesn't even wash her face. So like she wouldn't care about your skin care routine. I also bought road lip gloss. Oh, before after she came for you. Before. Oh, okay. I bought it road lip gloss. Before after she came for you. Before. Oh, okay.

I bought it to try it. Is it like an oil? It was stickier than I thought it would be. Oh my god, it's straight to Hannah. Straight to the fuck. I have to keep it real. I have to keep it real. Okay, it's been trouble.

So you download B-Real. What do you think? I download B-Real. And you can, you'll press like take a photo of me and it like pauses first sex. So I'll also look and they tell you if you, it's a snitching app. They snitch on you if you take, redo your photo. They also snitch on you if you're late. So I'll get notifications like, girls in their job is four hours late to her photo. But then I'm waiting around. No one's asked me to take a photo. How many friends do you have on Be Real?

I don't know, but I think it's just like four actual friends. Like for me, I looked, I'm just like just adding friend friends. Can you be in different groups? Oh, okay. I just realized it. To view people's be reels, you have to post yours So like right now it's like blurry and it says like post to see theirs, but like I'm gonna be honest. I don't have to be a picture of you No, it also what it does is when you post it it shows What you look like and what you're looking at?

Oh my god, so like it would show right now if I took it, it would show me and then like my computer in front of me and my podcast equipment. She's an entrepreneur working gal. It's definitely not an app. I feel like if you're single and trying to date or it's good to be like, because the basis of dating is lying. Yeah, so like if you want someone to love you, don't be yourself on this app. For at least the first three months. Yeah.

So be real, like people are into it, but my hypothesis, even though we talk shit on TikTok before and now it's great is that like, it's gonna be cool for a bit, but then people are gonna be like, okay, I wanna look hot again. I think TikTok's the great in between. I don't even remember the days that we talk shit on TikTok. Well, when we first started Giggly Squad, we were like,

wow, those dances are crazy. Like, I could never. Yeah, that's true. I feel like I see way less dances. I've tailored my algorithm to be like, not me, not now. I think also people aren't just like home all day to like learn dance moves. Make up, dance moves.

Like people have to pay taxes. But some people don't. And talk about the transition. Like, she could. This is why they pay us the big bucks. Look how we did that. Um, hello. What is going on with her?

She basically, girly. They're saying, the Spanish government is saying that she tax rod for like $15 million. Not a small sum, she hear a not a small sum. She's denying all of it saying she wasn't even in Spain when half of the they're saying like all of this money wasn't calculated correctly like whatever. She's living your nightmare. She's living my literal nightmare.

The amount of people that have DMed me about it being like ha ha your next. I'm like that's People get messaging me being like a little pain. I was like guys if hundreds of people manifest this I'm not gonna be fucking happy about it You guys have manifesting power to no you've litter power comes great responsibility You guys make me shit in the street You guys made me shit in the street. You literally made me shit in the street. And I was a growing and a learning lesson for you. She could face up to eight years. When she did her whole Super Bowl thing,

I already heard murmurs that she was in trouble. She's been dealing with this for five years. So what does face prison mean? Like is that just clickbait? Is that like Jen Shaw Like she the judge could sentence her to up to eight years because she's been convicted She hasn't been convicted yet, but okay, but I don't check down Jen Shaw Here's the thing when it comes to like, bravo, liberties and going to jail, I feel like like when we know they're definitely gonna go to jail, we kind of like ease up on them.

Like we know that she's going to jail. That's like, I should just go to jail and that would be a great story. She'd get less bad press. I feel like people would be less mean to her. Do you ever want to race into a full on spin off? Remember, and she had a coming back from prison? A spin off. She had like a had a coming back from prison. A spin off.

She had like a couple episodes as it was just special. Remember when Teresa did a full on photo shoot in jail and I live and die by that photo? Absolutely. I think Shannon Ford sent it to us in a group chat. Yes, she did. I don't know what the context of that was either. She said she was sent a photo. Of course she was like, that was either. No, I'm just gonna send a photo of Charlie's like,

girl, Lee's, yeah, my group. Let's go out and it was like, Theresa in jail with like all of her jailmates, and it was just so perfect. And I was like, interesting, who's the Theresa of the group? Yeah. Oh yeah, Theresa's daughter is looking at colleges. I guess where she's looking, go badgers.

With Samson. With Samson? Yeah, DM Theresa. I was like, let me know if you need any, you know? I guess where she's looking, go Badgers. We're seeing him. Yeah, DM Teresa, I was like, let me know if you need any information on Wisconsin. Because I did go 15 years ago and they still know me. Get over it, you frown boy. Go Badgers, though. Go Badgers page, it's August, it's my birthday month, it's Leo season. Oh right, oh god, once you birthday again your birthday again August 12 fuck I gotta remember that yeah you were like you

this is the great thing about page she will send flowers for little little thing I'll be like I did not ship myself to do it today and you send me flowers and they're like gorgeous gargantuan gorgeous flowers I think just to remind everyone that she has taste you know because when you walk I was like where'd you get that and then you're always like page and they're like gorgeous, gargantuan, gorgeous flowers. I think just to remind everyone that she has taste, you know, because when you walk, I was like, where'd you get that? And then you're always like, page and you're like, why? And you're like, for her own ego. And then I'm just kidding.

So you're like, hey, I'm a good, faking friend. But yeah, when it comes to birthdays, we have big, my birthday doesn't matter. I'm turning 31. I literally could give less of a shit about it. Yeah. Um, however, your birthday's big. I know. In November.

I don't really, I don't want to talk about it. Okay, okay. This is the space. Yeah, I don't know. Here's the thing. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm partly excited to turn 30 and I'm I don't know how I feel about it. I'm partly excited to turn 30 and I'm partly like,

I'm partly sad about it. Yes, because like turning 27, 28, 29, you're just like, what happened? You're like, what happened? You're going to go close to 30. When you're actually turning 30, it's like, hold on a second. It's also like reframe your perspective of like, you made it to 30.

And you did it to fucked up too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so many. I wonder how many will reach out to me and say happy 30th. I forgot to tell you when I shouldn't say this on the pop, but I will. In a random comedy green room, some woman walks in and she's like, oh my god, my cousin used to date page. Stop girl cousin yeah say the name and if I need to cut it out I'll cut it out first name no jail man is he jail man yeah yeah jail man's aunt said that you're stronger for it and now I was like, but he's six, five.

Anyway. Anyhow. You wrote my eyebrows and FaceTime. What's happening? I have a conspiracy theory that I really only like, I do love my eyebrows. I'm going to an I like this new eyebrow place. And they've done wonders.

But I've realized that my eyebrows look the best in FaceTime. And that is because I only look at myself in FaceTime. And if you don't look at yourself in FaceTime and you look at the other person, I have nothing in common with you. No. I was FaceTime and Craig and I was looking at myself and I was just like, I look so good.

I'm good. I will change the angle like every three seconds. Yeah, and I'm on a photo shoot. To the point now that when I do look at Craig's face on FaceTime, he thinks I'm scrolling my phone because he's so used to where my eyes are on the screen when I'm looking at him. Does he call you out? Like, are you on your phone? Yeah, he's like, you're on your phone. You're not even listening to me.

And I go, literally staring at you. I'll be there. Because that's not where your eyes always are Because I'm usually looking at my damn soul also when guys face time they have the worst angle like I will get the Ick if I look at you during FaceTime like they hold it right under their chin Yeah, Craig's pretty good about it because he's pretty vain as well. Oh, you he holds it above I don't he just like holds it normal. But we did this new thing as a couple two that I felt was very constructive and I felt like the giglers needed to know about it.

Not like if you're hitting a rut with your boyfriend, nothing like that, but like to get closer to your boyfriend, I think that it's really important to tell him all of your intrusive thoughts, just to gauge the level of crazy that he's comfortable with. I love that. And, and also give it with like an asterisk, like I'm going to tell you something that isn't intrusive thought. I know it's crazy, but I need to let it out.

And so I started saying some of my intrusive thoughts and Craig went silent for a second and I was like, oh my god This was too much and then he said I've thought the same exact thing and it was almost like immediately the intrusive thought became Irrelevant like not a thing anymore and nothing I would ever worry about because I was like you do and he was like Yes, I'm a human obviously like I've thought that, and like that would be a crazy outcome. Or like that relationship. Was it like a relationship type of intrusive thought? Like that has to do with me. Some of them were relationships.

Some of them, yes, some of them are absolutely relationship based. That's vulnerable. It was very vulnerable. And then I went to sleep that night, I had horrible dreams that he cheated on me with this blonde girl wearing a tennis outfit, and for some reason we were all in a hospital. Any who?

That was, it took a weird turn. Matt has definitely took a good turn. Yeah. We, but I mean, that is beautiful. And I'm, and it says something about your relationship, though, that you even feel comfortable enough to try that. And I was like, what a mental health moment. I love that so much.

Yeah. I will say someone's true of thoughts about like, my career maybe, with Des, because he's lived it already, will be like, I used to think that too, like it's normal, but then he'll be like, don't think that though. And I'm like, okay, well, I have to like, I have to, because I have to.

But sometimes talking it out, you're just like, oh. Well, when you say, it's like journaling, it's like journaling with someone. When you say it out loud, you realize how insane it sounds. It was basically like, we cheated on like, not having to journal, and that's so us. Because honestly, journals are in five in the environment. They seriously are.

You saw Taylor Swift is getting a tack for her environmental jets. Oh, yeah. When it was like, she took like a 170. There was like a meme that it was like, who leaked Taylor Swift's like, Flight Itinerary? And it was just a picture of Chris Johnner. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

I know that if I had a private jet, I would take you to the fucking grocery store. Like, I get it. Like, I just think there are big things that we can get. I knew what we could. Starbucks. I know that if I had a private jet I would take you to the fucking grocery store like I Get it like I just think there are bigger than what we Starbucks I think there are bigger things that we could do to help the environment other than like freaking out about private jets You know bring back the straw situation, you know, let's take the straws away guys. I was like me sipping on a like wet paper straw while looking at Taylor Swift's jet eye tiner. So when I was in Montreal, I was in the airport. You know, they have the like duty free shit. Yeah. And they have tons of perfumes. And growing up

my Nana used to collect really beautiful perfume bottles and like have it all decorated around her bathtub. Like it was gorgeous. So I always thought of like perfumes that's so regal, but like I'm trash, like not for me. I decided to start smelling all these. I'm like, oh, what is this? You're like a bath and body works plastic spray kind of bitch. I actually never, I wanted to know from you.

Like I don't use perfume partially because it makes me nauseous sometimes. Like, you'd be so strong and also people fall in love with your natural pheromones, but I do use deodorant. What's your perfume game? Like, what's the cool girl perfume thing? I have never been big in the perfume game in terms of like, oh my god, this is my signature sound.

Why'd you just like sound like we were in? I don't know. this is my signature sound. Why'd you just like sound like we were in. I don't know. Just the dollar. This is my signature sound. Just like this is what I smell like. But so like anytime I get like a perfume and like a gift, like a PR gifting thing, I'm like, fuck yeah, like a new perfume.

I can't tell you the last time I went to the store I bought a perfume. I used to have a perfume by Le Labo, that was really good. Right now I'm using like a bock or aught because I got it like gifted. I have no idea. When do you wear perfume? Like when you go out to dinner. I wear perfume every single day and one of my girlfriends used to work for Becca Cosmetics and she was like one of the not scientists, but she worked on like a lot of like formulas. And she said, the way to get perfume to really stick is you have to, when you get out of the shower

and like say you lotion or say you don't lotion, doesn't really matter whatever. You spray your perfume on your actual skin and putting it on your wrists and rubbing it together does nothing like do not do that. Spray it on your actual skin, let it like dry into your skin. If you spray it on your wrists and rubbing it together does nothing, like do not do that. Spray it on your actual skin, let it like dry into your skin. If you spray it on your clothes, it doesn't really give the same effect as it should.

So that is one tip that I have for perfect. What kind of scent do you lean towards? I don't like anything floral. I'm not a huge floral girl. Like kind of save that for my candles, I think. I like a fresh smell, like fresh clean laundry, yeah, or a vanilla that's not too like overpowering. Yes, I agree. I'm the same way I agree. Lurals aren't for me. I did smell the female burberry one was kind of good. And then, burberry Brit, I think it's bad.

Maybe, that's like the one I really liked. And then I was with this guy who was like, let's smell some Tom Fords. That shoe boards are good. It was like pure tobacco, it smelled like, like it was like intense. You ever like smell a smell that reminds you of an axe? All the time

Everyday literally can't even walk outside It's in the face every time I pass trash on the street. I'm like, oh That was amazing. That was amazing. But yes, there are like this is gonna sound so weird But there's this like Paco robot This is gonna sound so weird, but there's this like Paco Raban. Like, Cologne, that if I smell it, I immediately think of like Miami and like fighting with my boyfriend in a club. Like, it's so uncomfortable. So amazing.

Um, but Montreal, you guys, thank you for all the support. It was amazing, but I do have to say, I walked past your Koi. Oh my god. Like I walked past him. Yeah. And my god. Like I walked past him. Yeah. And then Chelsea Handler was there as well. Chelsea Handler. There was like a whole awards ceremony with like Chelsea Handler, Amy Schumer, and I like

took a slip through it or something, which I'm annoyed at, but it's okay. Classic. But like, Yokoi, not the tallest, handsome, and also like one of the top Grossing comedians restaurant. He also was like getting tattoos with comics Like he's like getting tattoos now so I think either cry for help or something very artsy of him. I think she ended it Interesting. I think that she was like unable to receive the love and That's why you know what you're just complimenting them. You were like, they were so great, but like, I just, they were amazing.

That's what happened, I think. Ah, wow, I called that all wrong. I thought because she was crying, he ended it with her and she was very emotional about it. How many times have you cried when you didn't know when someone's gonna get mad at you? Ah! I've cried during every time I broke up with a man I cried.

That's the only way to do it. Cause what's gonna do good mad at you while you're sobbing? I'm gonna tell you something and this might be on brand and it might be off brand and I'm not sure what it is. I have broken up with every single boyfriend I've ever had. Same. And that's just being a lot of respect. Page that's crazy. I've broken up with every like official relationship. It's the ones that aren't official that get a little hazy. Okay, that's dicey. You always lose. Those don't count. Not one time in the actual final

act of breaking up. Now the months leading up, the week's leading up, the day's leading up, cry like baby. Not so cry. You can't get it together. The, but it's really you're crying because you know change is coming, not because you care about that person. Really that person is awful.

The actual act of the last time you speak to that person. You're cold. Cold as ice. Like, I've already mourned this. I've already figured this plan out. Gotta go. It takes you a lot longer to make decisions than me. I'm a little more impulsive.

That's true. And like where you will sit on something for decades. I will wait to the very last possible moment. Like, I will be that girl very last possible moment. Like I will be that girl that at my wedding, I'm gonna be putting the dress on. I'm gonna be like, you know what? It's so crazy, I gotta go get a star bus.

And I'm out. Like I'm just, I'm gone. I know that to be me. I feel like sometimes you wait for life to like fully, fully let you know you're done with something. Yeah. We're all get like one. I'm like, what about one more sign? Yeah, yeah, you know you're done with something. Yeah. We're all get like one. I'm like, what about one more sign?

Yeah, yeah. You're literally that bitch that unless a sign smacks you in the face, you're like, I'm not sure. We're like, I'll get one weird feeling in my stomach and I'm like, I'm out. I'm fucking out. Yeah, that is so you. I remember once I was dating this football guy.

We were together for like six months, but like, wasn't official and then we, yep, whatever. You ever have a guy best friend that you're like, why do I like being around you so much? Like I was excited when he texted me, but I never thought of like, I'm sucking up with him.

I never thought of it. Okay. But I just, yeah. But finally I was like, look I'm going after these like, douchey athletes, like why don't I like be with a nice guy? Like this guy's my best friend. I'm like do I like him?

And then finally I think we were like let's give it a try and like four days in. I was like nope, can't do it. I was with him for like four days. I don't think I even told you that. That's first of all, fuck you. Second of all, I don't even like think of someone in my brain that that could even be. You kept this guy under wraps. You was a short king. I went from six, seven to five, seven, and this guy was so awesome.

He's husband material. Sierra said a really funny thing the other day, and someone was trying to set her up on a date. She was like, I am done with these over six foot men. I need to be able to look a man in the eye now. Like, she was like, I want to look at this motherfucker because I don't trust what they're doing there. I'm gonna look into their soul because I don't know what's going on with that atmosphere up there, but it's not good.

That is so funny. But yeah, I think we hooked up and immediately I just was like, I'm gonna get distracted by other people Like you know like in the very beginning you're not obsessed with them Yeah, and you're never going to be like if I'm not obsessed with you in the first meeting I'm I know I'm not going to but for some reason I want to keep trying but just not gonna happen Yeah, and I did sleep through our Valentine's Day, like I took a nap and like forgot we had it.

I was like, I have zero recollection of this. I know, I don't talk about it a lot, because it was sad, because the friendship is like never really the same after. What? Have you ever seen him again? Yeah, but he lives in LA. But what?

Yeah, no. who are you? It was not a place was I was I in a coma for like six months that he don't remember basically I just remember feeling horrible and I walked in and I was sobbing so hard like I couldn't breathe and the whole time They just comfort you and then you leave and the whole time they just come for you and then you leave. Hahaha. Um, one here, another toxic thing about me. Yeah. And let's make that a segment.

Another toxic thing about me. I don't think I've ever broken up with someone in person. That is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in my life. I've had like years long really. I've had like three to four years long- You're a little phone call? Yeah. I wrote no, okay no, no I did one in person

in a parking lot. Do you know why? But you know why you're not that toxic because think about it. If you're about to go break up with someone, what do you do, go on a date? Yeah, like how am I gonna finagle this hey, let's go let's talk no Uber all the way to his place to sit down like or go to a public no

So it actually is lucky I didn't send it in an email you know my one that I did over the phone was cuz the guy lived in Queens and That's valid which like honestly gave me the egg from the beginning. Yeah. Great Greek food though. Great Greek food in Queens. My toxic trait is that I love ghosting. I ghost. If we've been on less than two dates, and I don't want to do it,

I'm not giving you a full breakup text about why you're not my soul mate. Because that takes energy from me. Unless we've three dates, probably do like a slow fade. And it's because I hate disappointing people. Just not a vision of like you breaking up with someone and sending like, you know, and you can like hire people to go to people's door and like sing a song.

Wait, there should be a go, like break up company. Where you just tell them to do it for you. Oh my god, Hannah should we start that? We should start pranking. We should start pranking people. You send them the contact and you go, hey, Hannah wants to let you know this. Cause it's less painful, they do it.

It's like checking off the list. You know you go on five-hundred-eighths in a week? At the end, you send them all those five numbers, be like, hey, just wrap this up for me, thank you. Imagine we pranked Craig, and we just like sent one of these people to his front door and like, put them in and then recorded it.

Just like, what he did. Imagine we had that. Sorry, that's so sinister. Oh my God, he would literally cry if he just heard me say that. Should we just start a prank show, but the only person we prank is Craig. I mean, like, doesn't catch on to it. It's like season three.

And he's like, you guys pranking me? I cannot know. I need a prank show so badly, and I need us to be sitting in a trailer, like MTV next style. And like in people's ears and just being like, just go up to them and hand them an egg and say, can you hold them? I just wanna do like weird thing. I would absolutely die.

Oh my God, my B-Real just went off. I'm not touching that. Oh, see B-Real just goes, Ali Mack just posted late. Like, snitching. Oh my God, they blow you up. Sorry, I'm really popular. I'm being real.

Also, have you heard of, I like almost got a cosmetic procedure. What's one? I heard of this thing called lip blushing. Have you heard of it? No. Why do you say it like that? Because I just like, what lips?

OK, so lip blushing is this thing. I feel like people come at me online saying, I don't put traps. It got even though I do all the time. Oh, okay. My lip color is like very similar to the color. I thought this was gonna be something sexual. I don't know why I went there.

Oh, you thought I meant leavey a lip? Yeah, I was like, if I haven't heard it, it's for your actual lips. There's just no way in hell. You literally go, oh no, and I'm like, what is this crazy? Like I just want to like put some tint on my lips. Okay, it's for my labios. For the genus soon. Okay.

My labios are for later, but so it's called lip lashing. They have, it's like you get injected with something or like. I think it's like basically a semi permanent, like one year lip tattoo. You can kind of pick a color and they kind of die your natural lip, a color. They have, okay, why don't you first try the lipsticks that they have that do that? It's like a lip gloss that goes on blue. You leave it on and then you peel it off and it's like a rosy red color, and it lasts. I wanna say it only lasts maybe a day or two,

but I think try that first. Well, this is a thing. I was just having fun, because I'm in my, you know, buying everything mode right now, and I'm constantly- You're in your maximal- You're in your maximal-

Yes, maximalist mode. Maximilist mode. But then I was looking and I don't feel like it looks that good on people Because in me like some people who have done it like in theory I thought it's from TikTok that I thought I thought like oh lip lushing that would be great because like my mom would Always be like the only thing I want you to do is put something on your lip when you go out. Yes, it looks good on and like it does make My lips look great when I put color on it, but then I was you have

The best lips in the game. Maybe that's why Haley Bieber followed you because she can recognize a well chiseled lip. Page. Wait, you're saying, well, my Laby are my other lip. Which lip? Your actual lip. I, this is actually so funny.

One, I don't think I've ever seen your vagina, which makes me- Not trustworthy. Uncom, yeah, like I feel weird about it. I've ever seen your vagina, which makes me not trust me. Uncom, yeah, I feel weird about it. You've never seen my uneven labia? No, but I saw Zierra's vagina this weekend for the first time, because you're changing to get in the shower. And I called a tension to it.

You bet I did. I said, so weird, I've never seen your vagina before, which is kind of crazy. But also, that is exactly what pictured you your vagina to look like and she was like I don't know if I love the second comment She the best this bitch if her body couldn't have gotten better. She has a Barbie doll vagina It literally looks like she has one little slit and like God was just like oh we forgot to put a vagina on her Let's like make it so small and dainty. And honestly, it pissed me off.

I got really annoyed by it. And now I'm thinking about like who of my friends have I not seen their vagina's and I've never seen yours. I'm like kind of shy about showing my vagina to people. Like, I have friends. It's weird. No, not long enough who have been like, look at my pussy. I'm a little bit prude sometimes with that, but like we've seen each other nipples like

non-stop. I could literally draw your nipple if someone handed me a marker right now. But I'm just trying to think, like, have we've changed in front of each other? Okay, we'll do a YouTube show. We've shall word in front of each other. Yeah. But I've never looked at your vagina. And like, I don't know what that says. I feel like I've seen your vagina, but I haven't seen it from like an like an under angle I didn't see hers from an under angle. I there. Let me just put that on my hands. I'm like instead on my face

I didn't investigate it But I was just like what a thing that like girls do like but the funniest part is like, how much have I even seen my own vagina? I avoid her. I am pretty in there. I'm pretty in the know of what's going on with mine and like I look at it a lot, see if everything's copistatic. This is how little I know about my vagina.

I accidentally got a landing strip because I like missed a part. Okay. When I was chasing. I missed a part, looked in like missed a part Okay, when I'm a Missed apart looked in the mirror and I go do I have a long landing strip? No bitch. You're bad at shaving Yeah, you that I that I know yeah you miss your knees. It's like the focal point Okay, so I miss my knees imagine the crevices in my vagina Yeah, I don't want to get under there. There's like one like long hair always like in my brand new.

Once you have a permanent perfume that you've picked out, then I'll feel comfortable looking at your vagina. That's our friendship. Even if you even want me to look at your badge, you need to do some things first. I also feel like no one's asked to look at mine. And that's making me feel a certain type of way. Like Sierra was like, oh, I thought about yours too.

So, we'll talk a lot about boobs. Like, I feel like we can touch each other's boobs, we look at each other's boobs, we talk about our boobs, and like- I've seen your and Sierra's boobs and- But like, wouldn't it be weird if I took my shirt off and like turned away? Like, I feel like that's insulting.

That's highly insulting. Yeah, you're not spreading gluing your vagina with girls. Correct. Wow. Okay. That was even mother-fucking- So, I don't think I'm gonna get my lips blusched. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, so the colors looked kind of off. And it's like, what if they got it?

Try the lipstick, it's on TikTok. Yeah, another thing. Um, finally, Britney Spears. Oh my God, Britney Spears posted a video on Instagram that this was the first time she had ever gone to a bar. She was with like her assistant and she was like, I feel so fancy and all the stuff. And I feel so bad and all the stuff.

And I feel so bad for Britney Spears because obviously she went through something so traumatic. I basically feel like she was abducted and kept in captivity and she stopped emotionally growing up. And so she like, at the age in which she knew, like, shit started happening is like the age she stopped developing because like, how old is she? Well like the first trauma freezes you too getting famous freezes you and trauma freezes you I feel like she's literally like 14 years old and it's so I feel so sad for her like she is probably going through such crazy emotions to like work through everything she wants and also you know that there's tons of people throwing money.

I'd heard it be like, do an interview, do a book, do this. So she's like has to navigate that. Yeah, for sure. Nioh has been cheating on his wife for eight years. But I don't, I don't know. She said everyone. She was like cheating lies and deception. And this is my question.

For dudes cheating on you for eight years. I'm posting an inspirational quote on Instagram. Oh yeah, I know the quote too. It's like what's meant for you. We'll find you. Guys, if I start posing and inspirational quotes, check on me. One time I posted an inspirational quote, immediate text from my mom is everything okay.

Is that so it worked? Actually, no. Inspirational quotes are for like your DMs like between my friends. I'll send them like, oh, this made me think of you but like once you're posted to the public, what's going on, Boo? Yeah, something's going on.

It's kind of how I feel about crying on Instagram stories, not me, not now. Not ever. Yeah. Cry when you're trying to break up with your boyfriend and you don't want him to get mad at you. Right. Finally, I will watch the Shenai Tui in documentary.

I got behind because I was able to say all. Two, I have a show. Okay. You're gonna kill me, but it's literally the best show I've ever watched. What is that? It's called Dark and it's on Netflix. And when I tell you, it has like apocalypse, nuclear energy, romance. Is it scary? Is it what? Scary. No. Not scary. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, No, no no now it is the greatest thing I've ever watched but you Can't watch your phone

Okay, so you read it you don't have it dubbed no no no, I don't dub it Oh no, but you just you have to and this could be a good exercise to be like I'm off my phone for three hours The show darker Netflix is so we have to do a poll because I'm so interested on the giggly squad Instagram If people when they watch shows that originate in different, like, languages, do they watch it dubbed over with American sounds or do they read the subtitle? I just feel like the American sound the actors are always shite. Like they're like, oh no! Where are you going? The only other language that I subscribe to is love Island.

People really like your love Island impersonation last episode. Two new boom shells and to the villa. It's my whole personality. And with that, thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so much. We're going on the road. Check our link in our bio. We have road dogs.

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