Giggly Squad - Giggling about lookmaxxing, standup comedy, and cheating

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

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I blocked out. You're a woman in STEM. So where are you? I'm in Delaware. And let me tell you, each time I come to Delaware, I discover something new and I was quizzing everyone last night and I was naming stores and then I would make them tell me how far away it is.

So, like they're nearest target, 30 minutes away. See, that gives me a panic attack. That's a mentee B waiting to happen. I woke up so anxious this morning and so I was up at like me a panic attack. That's a mentee B waiting to happen. I woke up so anxious this morning And so I was up at like 6 a.m. And I was like, I'm just gonna order my Starbucks until then I'll like run downstairs and get it And then I don't have to worry about like what time Craig's waking up to bring me to Starbucks. Yeah Not a thing Not a thing they said sorry. No, this is not a thing

And then I woke Craig woke up and I was like, we have to go to Starbucks and he was like, well, it's kind of far and we're going the opposite way. He's like, we have to go to Maryland. I'm just over here. I don't know. Dying is slow death. Starbucks lives. I don't want to shove it in your face, but I did have a peppermint mocha from Starbucks this morning. And I'll tell you one thing, peppermint mocha is a hell of a drug. I was off the wall for three hours.

I literally rather moved to Delaware than ever did that. I will be eternally screaming. It was just like warm. It was good. People are very on the fence with who's right about the peppermint mocha situation. But yeah, it was divided. Giggler's we might have to do a taste test and just see what happens Because I mean, I know what you're not taste like from a educated standpoint That's funny because It's not like I'm differentiating. I know what mint tastes like I just feel like you're discriminating Okay, well, agree to just agree

um are you I don't for mean for this to sound like Okay, well, agree to disagree. Are you? I don't for mean for this to sound like morbid because it's not like I do love the holiday season. Like I love Christmas. But I'm not one of those people that's like of Christmas freak that like, oh, I have to decorate. Like I'm going to be honest, I have lived in New York City away from my parents home for nine years now. I've decorated for Christmas twice.

Like, I'm not a decoration to grow. This is sad, but like, like, hack, don't get a Christmas tree. Save hours of your life. The one time I got a Christmas tree was during COVID when I was falling in love with Des and not in the right state of mine, like really mentally unwell. And we were like, let's go get a Christmas tree.

And it was like a thing. And it's like a new couple thing where you're like, we're a new couple. It was like Travis Kelsey, like, Tosh off energy. We're running around. We're taking videos, and then we brought it back, and then it's like,

I think the tree is still like sitting on our porch somewhere. Yeah, you still have that tree. Also hot take, and this day and age, how are we still killing so many trees? How is no one brought up that maybe, this holiday shouldn't just be killing trees. Are we supposed to be fighting global warming? Where are the Gen Z's? Why has no one spoken up about this? The PR that Christmas has been able to keep on law. The PR team and the Christmas

PR team are so controlling capitalism. So aligned right now. So like in the same circle, they're just out here. Like the one thing you shouldn't do is kill a tree. And they've somehow made it like, well, if you put lights on it, it's cool. Also not to mention, okay, not only are they killing the trees to put up in their homes, they're also sending so many Christmas cards. And that's just like a waste of paper. Can I tell you something else?

You're, I feel like we say this every year, you're a Christmas card family or you're not. I feel like everyone was up until like, they went to college. My family has never been a Christmas card family. I would say we get maybe five Christmas cards like from people, but we've never been the family to we don't put them on the refrigerator. We don't even save them.

Honestly, like we have no emotional connection. There is something weird when you get one from like your mom's friends and friends, ex-boyfriend, and you're like, I didn't need to see your family. My mom has a friend where she only sent her a picture of her dogs, and this woman has, I'm not kidding, 12, 12, like Yorkie poos,

and she dresses them up, and it's the only Christmas card I care about. Okay, life goals. No, I'm going to put it in the newsletter I think. This is my thing because now that I've realized we are an environmentalist podcast and we don't talk about it enough, instead of forcing me to put a limp dick plastic straw in my mouth after 20 minutes of sitting. Paper straw, yep.

Stop sending Christmas cards. Stop. Stop sending Christmas cards. Stop. Stop sending Christmas cards. Done. Nope. Problem solved. That should have been canceled. Like, what?

My biggest anxiety. Also, stop sending me mail period. Christmas cards are quite possibly my biggest anxiety. Oh, just tell everyone you know what you've been doing the last year and all of your accomplishments and like try and convince them that you don't have depression and anxiety and then take a picture in the summer that they're gonna use now.

Like that's my word, no, no. Christmas cards are actually the first ever influencers where the whole family's miserable. Christmas cards are actually the first ever influencers The whole family's miserable you just fought for three hours No one wants to be there and they're like take the fucking photo and then someone blinks they ruin it for everyone one person doesn't want to dress in like the matching outfits and Yeah, let's make it stop and also stop with the spam mail, why am I still getting mail in my mailbox, unless it's fucking gift, unless it's Amazon, I don't want to. No, I rarely check my mail, except to think God, I did the other day because I had

two things from the taxation department and that freaked me out. And I immediately called my mom. I was like, I have two letters from this taxation department. and that freaked me out. And I immediately called my mom. I was like, I have two letters from this taxation department. I made a tax joke on stage this week because I have been thinking about, this birth control pills where you don't get your period.

Yeah, yeah. Have you ever had one of those? I've never, like you take the pill every single day. Like, is it like an IUD where you just like don't ever get it? I, as a woman in STEM, I have no comprehension of how it works. But some girlies are out here just like no period. Yeah. All the girlies that have IUDs are no period.

Oh, but anyway, it makes me feel like they're not paying taxes. Like it feels like tax evasion. The fact that I'm having my period and then girls are going to go and just like, actually no. And it's not like, it seems unjust. It seems unjust and it seems like. My question is, when you get your IUD taken out, because like you know when people say, like when you, after you give birth and you have a baby

They say that you bleed for like a while after after you get an IUD taken out Do you then bleed the blood of a thousand deaths like what is Where does the blood keep coming from yeah, like is it still in you from all those months that you didn't get it? Oh, it honestly, like we are such dainty little flowers. Like, where could we even have blood? You know, because when I floss, it's a murder scene. We bleed for seven days and we just still out here living, stri- thriving, you know, one Stanley couple

away from just ending it. Speaking of my legs, my wide-caved legs, I'm trying to do the Fall Boot Trend, and I love it. I love a high-fall boot. It's like amazing. But my calves are not fitting in like the average boot, and like I don't think I'm some freak with like insane like I have tabs but like I didn't think I needed to order like a plus size yeah I don't even know do they come in plus size boots you can get a wide see that's an attack like wide That's a horrible one. What? Like, sorry, that was the meanest thing I've ever seen.

You can maybe, you should trust yours. Yeah, maybe you can get a wide. No, you know what? I actually agree with you on this because I was putting on boots the other day with a pair of jeans and I wanted to tuck the jeans in. I couldn't do both. And I was like, I don't have a big calf. Like there's no way this boot is not working. I feel like just...

boots should air on the side of caution and have a little more space. And not everyone's walking around with toothpick legs. And like I am a normal size girl. Like I should not have to like search the internet like I'm Shaquille O'Neal for a boot. I feel like they also never really give the dimensions. Like yeah.

What are we supposed to be like out here measuring our calves now? No, and also do it. I can jump really high. Like I'm a powerful person. If I'm going to dunk, I have strong calves, and I can't dunk if I'm wearing my boots. What type of boot are you looking for specifically that you're having a tough time? Well, I really like the Made Well boots.

They're just like these black Made Well boots they fit. But then for the Geekleot Squad show in New York, I wore those tan boots, Jevra Campbell's, which are stunning gorgeous amazing. Flaw for my life to fit my cast life. Yeah, very life. Like I had three people. Yeah, someone had to push my calves in while zipping it up.

I was doing like a breathing meditation to make it work. And it was embarrassing. May we add that you did the worm? Couldn't feel your legs. Nope. When you did that. You know, I had no circulation. My legs were fully asleep.

Just flapping around. Okay, but I love boots because they're easy to walk in the heels. So I love a boot. I'm full boot season, but I just feel like they're not universal walk in the heels. So like I love a boot. Like I'm full boot season, but like I just feel like they're not universal for all women. No, it's tough out here. It's so tough out here. It's so tough out here. Is there anything else you're loving for fall that the girly's need that's not in the newsletter yet? Oh, that's not in the newsletter yet.

What am I love it? What is a trend that I'm loving for fall other than like the underwear trend? Did you see Emma Chamberlain underwear? Um, the red carpet at GQ. She copied you. No, I love her. I'm starting to have a real obsession with like her and her, like I always find myself on Pinterest looking at pictures of her LA home. I don't know why.

She, no, she's so cool. She's a vibe. Wait, did you look at Renee Rapp's Instagram? I've, I've seen it. Okay, because that was the vibe that I see for your, like, your style, because like sometimes she dresses like a lower east side girly, but sometimes she also dresses like a Brooklyn girly and she'll wear like a Jersey. Well, she, yes, she wears like baggy stuff. Sometimes I feel like if I wear too baggy stuff, it's like disrespectful because like I'm

not a musician, I'm not doing rock and roll. Like I'm doing, you know, the odd of stand up. And then if God forbid I wear the wrong thing, my video blows up because people attack me for the fashion. But honestly, life is good. Like life is good. You're trying to, you're trying to find your stand up style. And that's in all, that's like, it's like, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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is like the trend. How long is it the season? Like is it just the fall? Because I don't want to buy a bunch of red and then the winter everyone's's like, no red. No, you can, yeah. I mean, it'll go into the winter, but like come spring, there will be a new color.

Capitalism wins again. Yeah, no, capitalism added again. Do you want to hear something crazy I've been dreaming about? Like, this is crazy, but I talk to people all the time. Because actually, I was getting my haircut today, and my hairdresser was like, does Paige do stand-up comedy? And I was like, that's a great question. I've asked her if she wants to, and she said,

I would not like to stand up for that long period of a time. And she started laughing, and I'm like, no, she's so funny. But I was like, stand up is just not for the girlies. Like if a lot of good glitters who listen are probably hilarious. But like to start stand up, you go into these open mics. It's dark, it's full of drunk men. You're trying to talk about your experience.

It's not fun, it's not the vibe. And that's why girls turn to the internet, which is great. Like turn to the internet, create content, and then start selling some shows. But part of me was like, what if in New York City? It's not the most inclusive environment. No, especially when you're being vulnerable on stage and it's predominantly men.

Yeah, and I do have to say, I grew up playing sports with men, so I feel like I know how to deal with it in a way, not that it's pleasant, but I'm used to it, where a lot of girls should not be put through that Like I don't wish it on anyone So then I was like I feel like there needs to be like an open mic for girls in New York City For all the like funny girlies to just like together try it and like try it in like a safe space Wait Hannah

Maybe I don't know. I mean, I'm like, it's so much admin. No, that's, it's the thought that counts. I mean, I know. We, literally, we just did the, I feel like we didn't. Just us talking about it right now, like you threw one, it was so lovely. Like, that's so nice of you.

That's just what I envisioned for women in comedy. And like, the fact that my shows are awful to women is great but like if people didn't know me and I was just doing a show, it's mostly men and a couple girlfriends. Not to start drama and I wasn't gonna talk about it but there's like some like Matt Reif drama going around. Have you seen it?

No. What is it? So like Matt Reif obviously like the girl he's love, Matt Rive, he's hot, he's super funny. Unconventional looking comedian. Yes, very handsome. And I'm a fan of his. And he recently was saying like this special is like for the men. Like it's not for the women.

And you kind of put out the special, like it's like making fun of women in like a not like, like for the women way, like making fun of women with crystals and stuff and some of the girlies were kind of annoyed. And it goes back to the like massage andistic idea that like if women think you're funny, you're not funny, like the men have to think you're funny.

And it makes me upset because I want him to know if you're listening, Matt, the girlies are the vibes. The girlies and the guys know what's cool. They know what's in. And like the fact that girls like you and think you're funny is a good thing. You don't need the men. And the men will come.

But like he, I think he started to feel pressure from other male comedians, like, oh, just girls, you're not a real comic. So then he started to try to be like, wait, you know what's so crazy? Is that just like women are so discounted in so obviously so many industries in so many areas and especially in comedy? Like I just feel like there are so many times recently that I've said

things to Craig like career wise and I've ended the conversation with the sentence yeah but I it's not going to be the same because I'm a girl. And him just being like that's so crazy but it's just still so apparent and like I don't get why women are so discounted as like as if we don't know what things are funny like we're alive like we're in situations we have self-awareness we can tell when things are funny well that's why I don't get it meme culture was so amazing because people didn't know who was writing the memes like you just see a tweet and like majority of it is the girls and the gaze and the men were loving it and I actually think like I'm not obviously we hate men but I'm not out here being like

Fuck all the men like I want to show that the men think women are funny too and the women think the men are funny It's just for me like I'm speaking from my experience So the girls get it in a certain way and the guys feel like they're in a little locker room like getting the tea It's like how we appreciate male comics. It's like, oh, that's funny how their brain works. Right, right. And like, I don't say that. No, it's like, I mean, we're trying to cover like, no, I'm like, literally deep, deep, deep feminism.

But oh my god, literally two days ago, I was in Orlando, Humberbrag, and we ate at a restaurant and does, we're like, do you want to walk back to the hotel? And I was like, I love a Hucklewack. And we're walking, and it's like, states when you walk in New York is weird. We're just like walking along a highway, like in the dark, and there was like a little sidewalk. And I just looked at them, and I was like, if I wasn't here, would you just like walk this alone? And he was like, yeah.

And I was like, do you know that if I walk this alone, there's a 97% rate that I'd be assaulted. Yeah. And I was like, do you know that if I walk this alone, there's a 97% rate that I'd be assaulted? Yeah. That you would be objected and taken. No, I say it all the time to Craig.

I'm just like, no, you guys are number one killers. You're our biggest predator. Like we have to do things to keep safe from you Like it's so crazy. No, yeah, we're not saying Well, it was me. We're just trying to help them like understand our experience and unite the sexes One gigaswad episode at a time This I mean certainly don't show up at gigaswad live because We would hate that but, one episode at a time.

I do, but I do think like, yeah, we don't like random straight guys coming because like, for the wrong reasons. We want you to come for the right reasons. Can you imagine? You and your girlfriend enjoy the show. You know what I will say though, if you are a straight guy in New York City or anywhere in the country, like, and you are looking for to go out on dates, like, if you came to a giggly squad show, it would be insane. Like, we should at some point throw some type of like singles party.

Yeah. Because I feel like the gigglers really are the funniest. And like, again, we have like doctors and lawyers. So, to get these squad names blows my mind. I was thinking about the concept of like how, so a lot of us, we're like the first generation where like our moms went to college or just like the second generation

of our moms going to college. Like we're like the first generation of like having a lot of rights. And like more women are going to college. Like we're like the first generation of like having a lot of rights. And like more women are going to college now. And I think the whole Ick phenomenon started because we started being like, I don't need a man. I love that we're discussing the evolution of the Ick because it should be a college course. No, a literal question.

We didn't originate. Like how is it so universal? When you're making your own money, you're like, I'm not going to stay with a guy who does criss-cross applesauce, you know? Like, I deserve more and I deserve better and I recognize that. Yeah, so like when obviously we were in a lot to work

or vote or anything, we would settle for like a guy who didn't cut his fingernails, but then now that we don't need that, it's like we start to see things where it's like he choose really loudly. And I don't need to do that because I'm paying the rent. Don't you like having my house that I bought with my money from only fans? Right, we're just realizing things and we realize that we hate you and that we don't need you. No, there is such a different to feeling of like being in your 30s and making your own money and just being like, I don't need anything that you offer.

I just want you here because I like you, but I don't need you to be here. I say that all the time, like when you don't need someone you see things very clearly. It's like when your friends see a guy clearer than you do. It's because like they don't have any reason to have to like him. So it's like when you're not like financially or like being like I need to have a baby at 27. You think clearer and you take more time to make decisions about relationships before you just like throw rings around Oh my god

Like yes, the answer to your question is right Hannah and I will be hosting the 2024 presidential debate like I think this is the country needs They need us hosting. Sorry, who is it that does it like Matt Wallace? Step aside sir, because Giggly squad is going to be asking the hard-hitting question. Okay, I've gotten to my head. I couldn't tell you who's ever hosted a presidential debate. The only reason I know who is it? What is the guy's name? The only reason I know who is it what is the guy's name the only reason I know is because I want to a presidential I dated a guy in my 20s who is really good friends with this man and his name is Andrew Wallace and he had a wedding. Chris Wallace. Chris Wallace.

He had a wedding and he married his gorgeous wife, Olivia. And I went to their wedding and we were like friends when I dated this guy and his dad hosts like the presidential debates. And their wedding was like very, it was in DC, I think, and it was like really lovely. And I didn't know anything what was happening. I was like 24 and I was just like trying to get drunk Imagine America is like hey, we need the girl is to like watch the debate who should we get to host Who's like the girl is really stand by

And we what are questions we would ask in the debate we'd be like if I For how do you feel? What actually happens also why does Zara still have a makeup department and can that be Fick removed I would probably ask how do you guys feel now that red is having a moment? But you have been wearing red since 1776. And now it's just catching on. And what are your thoughts? Also, did you hear how the Gen Zs are really pushing for a four-day work week?

And I'm for it. I think they should. Also, have you seen that the Gen Zs have told everyone? And I kind of believe it. But you know, I'm interested just. Have you seen that the Gen Zs have told everyone and I kind of believe it that you are just what you think. They are saying that everyone in the world you either look like a frog or a rat. Oh yeah, tell you like Stan you said tell me that. I feel like I know mine.

I know mine for sure I'm definitely rat. She's a rat queen. I think I'm a frog. I Think you're a frog too You think I'm a frog Okay, that's fucked up What if like your best friend has to be opposite you can't be two frogs. I feel like that's the new astrology. I think Craig is for sure a frog. And I think does is a rat.

Yeah, I think does is a rat for sure. It's a really fun game to play at Thanksgiving. Like there's a lull in conversation. Just really, I read this in the New York Times and it's saying that everyone's either frog or rat go around and say I feel like this is the next conversation at the real house was the Beverly Hills dinner Lisa Runa's like okay guys they're going around to say who thanks her the frog or rat you have to guess yeah and then the other thing that I saw in TikTok that was just like

really making me wonder, obviously I'm about conspiracy theory TikTok, but have you seen the whole conspiracy theory that like the story of Helen Keller is just like not real. Like, and people are just being like, there's just no way that like there was this person that was deaf and blind and wrote like, funny books and then flew a fucking plane. Like, there's just part of me. Like I don't think that Helen Keller existed. Like there's just no way.

I don't know anything about history, so I can't speak on this. And when I say I don't know anything, I mean like I literally don't remember or know anything from school. I just Helen Keller, I knew she was that bitch. Like, you're choosing to exercise your fifth amendment, right? One of my favorite things to do is go on vacation, because I like to lay in just a different

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So if a girl sits there to open the mirror, like, glitter is gonna get everywhere. Or, like, they put some glitter on the seat, so, like, if she sits on it, it'll get on him, like, to see where glitter is. Or, if you just really mad at him, you put glitter everywhere, because glitter is the herpes of decorations. And everyone knows that.

So girls are using glitter to basically track. I love it. The innovation. That's some. We're getting like a little too powerful. I love that we're using like Michaels. I love that we're like, if he's cheating, we're at least gonna make it stunning. Cute. You know what I'm saying? This is when it's like giving birth and getting your makeup done. Like then, it's like, this is a crazy moment, but I want to look gorgeous. We've all worn glitter before and like six months later, we find it in our belly button

and we're like like how the fuck? It survives more than rats Then there's this thing called look maxing. Have you heard of this? What's it called woke what look maxing? Oh Look so it's basically a manly way of saying like glowing up that like way of saying like glowing up that like, boys guys are trying to do, it's called look-naxing. In the crazy, it's crazy. So they're doing that thing called muing,

where you train your tongue to rest on the roof of your mouth, to change the shape of your face to look more sculpted. Wait, you chain, you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth. And I guess it helps guys have more of a jawline. And girls have been doing it too, but this is part of the look-maxing. Then there's a thing called magging where you stand next to a less attractive person

to peer superior. Okay. Sorry, I can't believe I just said that loud. This has been written by Andrew Tate. Then there's a thing called hunter eyes, which are almond-shaped eyes. So you train yourself to hold your half-lids kind of closed to look like a hunter,

like how you're focusing on your prey. Okay, I, oh my god, this is disgusting. That's just sizing. Tyra Banks wrote this. This is the most disgusting. It's called Edge Maxing, to withhold climaxing repeatedly, like, edge in order boost testosterone levels

to improve your appearance. I don't think that's true, and I think that's how men punch walls. Okay, part of me thinks it's so adorable when the men try and get together and, like, do something and, like, have a collective, like, group that they're, like, they're, like, this is a new thing.

We promise. Like, this is viral. Just, it's not. I got into a fight with the other day with Craig because I said something was giving me the ik. And we debated back and forth 20 minutes on what like the ik meant. And finally I was like, it doesn't matter

what you're even saying right now because you didn't invent it. Your species didn't invent it. It's up for you. Even if I'm wrong, my people made it. No? It's for the girls. Okay.

A origin story of the word, whatever I wanted to mean it means. Right, so regardless, you're wrong. That was like when does ask me to call an ambulance and it gave me the egg. No. No, I get that though. I get that. I get see where you were at with that when you're like, really? Do we need to? No, that's bad. But I do have to say, yeah, there are some things that like are ours. And some people up in Mad that I've been doing fantasy football. I am going to win this week. Come on.

Why are they mad? Why are they mad? Well, my friend Gabby was like, Hey, I just want you to know, like, you posting fantasy football is kind of triggering for me because like you're for the girls and I feel like this just isn't for the girls. And I'm like, we have to think of this differently. Like, I'm taking their jobs, you know? Like, yeah, the men don't own.

They don't own it. And like, fancy football. I'm telling you guys, get the grilles together. It's random and it's just luck. You don't have to know anything. And each week when you're at the bar, you can watch all the football and you get to like, see what you guys are doing well.

And it makes them more fun for you. And I do think like, you know, men are like, if we think it's cool, it's the coolest and like girl stuff is stupid. This goes back to like when you're a little being like, like girls have cooties and they play with Barbie dolls, like, fuck that shit. If you want to do fancy football, you do it.

I love that. I joined a kickball league this fall. I went to one game, but it was the thought that counted. And you won. So I wanted to. Yeah, of course. I'm a savant when it comes to kickball. I feel like you would play more sports if it wasn't so easy for you to win.

You just don't understand the challenge. You know, like, giving me something to work with. If you're like, put together an outfit in 30 seconds to, like, out of a whole closet, that's a challenge. Also, I didn't want to ask you, but how far away is Azara? And I'd have to go to like a different state. That's not even... I didn't even ask that because they wouldn't even... that's not even like a thing. So who has a better relationship? Travis, Kelsey's mom, and Taylor Swift, or Craig's mom

and you? Definitely me and Craig's mom. Because I don't feel like Craig's mom would go on good morning America and not say anything, but like I'm the best thing that's ever happened to her son, you know? True. True people don't talk about that enough. And I would say about me and does his mom, but she's.

She's dead here. She's not here. Um, um wait you know what happened to me the other day which hasn't happened and what did you do all right pay um I nobody talks about this enough and it's like a different a different dopamine hit and a different level of validation. I mean, my therapist die laughing just like completely broke and started dying laughing because yes, when you're in therapy, obviously, it's like, it's a serious thing. Like you're talking about serious situations and like saying how you feel and you're very vulnerable. But like you're still. I mean you're not vulnerable

during therapy. That's what I heard. Some people have said that online. I've read it in comments. But you're still like you. So like sometimes she'll say something that like could be kind of dark, but like it's funny. Yes. Yes. And so now, now I feel like it's actually hindered me because I don't know if I can do another session where I don't get at least one laugh or at least like. Because then you're not like, are you mad at me? Like, do you not think I'm funny tonight?

I feel like my last therapist. I obviously was always goofy and charming. So she gave me more of like a, okay, let's stay focused. She'd be like, huh, okay, I know you're gonna say a silly thing right now, but let's get to the root of it. It's like one of the top graders stalling. Like, you're like, but I actually do have to go to the bathroom and I change my mind.

I think I should go. And they're like, okay. Like you could tell like she would laugh, but she like didn't want to. I wonder how many therapists are out there that want to be like, hey, I would totally get drinks with you, but like I can't, it's inappropriate. Like I feel like me and my therapist would be friends.

I just want to know that like when it's time, they see my name on their calendar, they're like, this is gonna be, my day's gonna get a little better, which I is not as fucked up, cause your therapist, your job is to trauma dump on them. Right, like I want them to see me on the calendar and be like, this is gonna be a fun one.

This is gonna be gossip. Like gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip gossip. Yeah. I feel like whenever I always started it very smiley, like she'd always like how are you which is such a weird thing to ask because I'm like I'm about to tell you for the next hour, but I always be like good How are you we be smiley we do a little bit before and then I'd be like But you all you can't start crying you have to start with the pleasantries. And then it's like, okay, you ready? Okay, so...

No, and it's the craziest thing too is like, therapists aren't asked. Like half the time when you start hysterically crying, it's not because they asked some like insane question. They literally said one thing. They'll be like, my therapist was just like, and who is Paige to disore about? And I just, I go, I'm thinking that's the thing. Like, I don't know. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I, I go, I go, I go You were so worth the $250 every fucking week you're right. Or I would answer a question too good and too fast and she'd be like, stop.

Let's make a bet that a little more. And I'm like, I got it. You tried to twist me up and I answered you. You're like, you're a really good teacher. Like, what do you want me to do? And then sometimes I feel like they want me to cry. So I'll cry because I'm well I feel like if I was a therapist I would also like at some point want them to cry because then I'd feel like that's like a Hurtle that I climbed over. I'm like I made them get so vulnerable and in touch that they cried So I'd be like rooting for them to cry

But it's like a thin line because then some people just like love to cry Like any excuse to cry. So there's like an in between yeah speaking of therapists and Like yoga teachers and careers that people go into When things aren't always going so well I'll yoga instructor murdered someone. Who? I don't know. You're a yoga instructor or just a yoga instructor.

A yoga instructor found guilty and a murder of a cyclist. Wait, I feel like I saw this. Who had previously been in a relationship with her on again off again boyfriend. And this is proven my point that yoga instructor. She killed the new girlfriend, right? Yes. Yes. Yoga instructors are going through it too. Yoga instructors are people too. And if you decide that you want to pursue stretching for the rest of your life, something is going on internally. Even people who start doing yoga every day and I was one of those people I started doing it. It was the darkest time of my life.

I just feel like if you say the word sacrum more than four times a day like That's not good. I did have someone message me and she was like Hannah. Well, one person I was talking to, who's a real estate agent, and she was like, what you said was so funny because I did hit rock bottom before I became a real estate agent. But then I had someone message me

and she was like, I'm a life coach, and it's kind of upsetting that you make fun of the life coach profession. And also, nothing we say here is for real. No, like your career is way more legitimate than ours. We love a life coach. And we acknowledge that we would love to hire life coaches, but we don't have the time to deal with that, man.

I also think that what I mean is you have to get to a dark place to want to help other people is what I'm saying. And that doesn't go for real stage. So, but like to become a yoga teacher, to become a comedian, to become a live coach, to become a therapist, you have to have seen some shit. Yes, I do. You're not just come out of the womb, butterflies, and rainbows being like,

how I'm gonna help people? It's, you know, you have to have some trauma. Because that's what makes you funny at the end of the day. Speaking of seeing some shit. So I, I go to my eyebrow lady, I would say I go to her every four months. She's not the easiest person to get into

if you called her up right now and asked for an appointment. She's booked to like 20, 25. But she, so like when she has a cancellation and she calls me, I drop every single thing I'm doing and I go get my eyebrows done. And I was there, she's a talker too, she's chate. So I literally sit in the chair

and I get my eyebrows done for, I got there at 3.45. I logged out of her salon at 5.20. Just, I only have two eyebrows, we only did two. Is it tweezang? Only tweezang and then I get them tinted. I tint them dark and then she tweezers. Are your eyebrows not naturally dark? No they are but I like them really dark. She makes them even darker. I like them even more evil than they look naturally. I want to be a Disney villain.

No, literally. And she is the best person on earth. Like, she really is so sweet. And like, I just, I don't mind being there for two hours. And everyone that's there when you're there, getting your eyebrows down, are like the nicest people ever, but you're never going to see them again. Because you're never going to have an appointment at the same time. So like, when people ever, but you're never gonna see them again, because you're never gonna have an appointment

at the same time. So like when they're leaving, you're like, bye, have a great life, like good luck with your baby. You know, like whatever. So New York City too. So New York City, you just connect for like 20 minutes and then you're like, okay, see ya. So I'm sitting there and she's doing my eyebrows

and she's like, she's not particularly rough, but she's certainly not like gentle either. So she's like moving my and she's not particularly rough, but she's certainly not gentle either. So she's moving my face back and forth. And finally, she just pokes me in the forehead. And I like to hair off your forehead. No, I just feel her poking my forehead with her fingers and I just open my eyes and I I'm like what's going on? And she was like um, and I go if you say anything about my orbital bone.

And she goes well, one eyebrow like goes up higher and I go oh yeah, like sometimes it does that. And she goes no, I mean it does it every time you talk. And I go, okay. This is the new fucking need, honestly. No, it was so humbling and she was like, but I don't, she was like, it's not that big of a deal. Like, you can just go get Botox and get it fixed and like, they'll freeze it so that it doesn't like keep moving. And I agreed with her and I'm not coming for her at all because I'd literally die for her. She's the only person I'd ever let touch my eyebrows. But it will be getting Botox in the next

food-of-five business days. Oh, but I'm afraid if you just get it over one, then what if with other ones starts doing weird things and the other one looks like retired? I don't know. I don't know. So you've also been saying you were gonna do this and what if with other ones start doing weird things and the other one looks like retired. I don't know. So you've also been saying you were gonna do this for the last three years.

Yeah, but now I'm really gonna do it. And so when I get back from Thanksgiving break and then I'm in LA for a week, when I get back to New York, I'm getting low-talks. So if you wanna come, you can come. Okay, well I'll be there. Okay, great, I'm gonna do my forehead and my in my back. Oh Yes. Oh, got you.

Yeah, this is the beginning of like a whole This is a journey you're about to go on. This is a new chapter that I'm entering. It's also like a new expense in your life Yeah, and that's and I'm okay with that. I mean investing in yourself. I support fully and wholly I mean investing in yourself. I support fully and holy People also don't talk about like not only are women just out here fucking running companies changing diapers and tending to like their Husbands, dumb ideas, but we're also Is it like being a woman in a nutshell though? You have a kid, you have work, and then you have to pretend you're interested in your husband's dumb fucking ideas. Just more questions.

Who would win in a fight, a bear, or a fox? And you're just like, how did I get here? What choices did I make in my life that I'm in this exact moment right now? I don't even remember what I was saying. What was I even saying before? But just, there's a lot of expenses that come with being a whore man. Yeah.

You also wrote down Kate Beckinsale's a Leo? No, that's how I meant, but I love that that's what you got from it. But because that is what I wrote. I have a prediction, and this is like so, this is not based on anything. This is just like a spidey sense within myself and I'm just interested to see if I could do it or like if I can predict this. I think that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Beckinsale, I don't think that they're going to end up

together, but I think that they're going to have like a whirlwind romance. It's going to like set the town on fire. Like they're going to be spotted out together. And then like they're going to be like so in love for like the next two years. I mean, I do think everyone's PR after looking at the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey thing, obviously Taylor Swift is like next level famous, but like they have to be brewing up some good relationships the next couple of months. I wanna see it, I wanna see it. Also full circle, you know, K back in sale, they did Matt Rife before he was famous.

Yes, I did know that. N.P. Davidson. N.P. Davidson, she loves a comedian. And machine gun Kelly, which did you hear machine gun Kelly is only going by the machine now? Yeah, he and he was like boss hit me with the machine. I think he said he was like hit me with the machine. The thing is I do like his style.

I think it's fun. Um, this is a niche reference, but like, I feel like if I was dating someone and they had like a public name, it might give me the ick. For sure, or like if he referred to himself as that name often, like the machine needs breakfast. Like, I'd be like, okay, Robert, put a quirk in it. Like, what's his real name again?

I feel like it's something goofy. It's cool. It's cool. Colton. Yeah, that is a guy who's given me a committee before. Yeah. Also, like Colton reads that thing.

His name is Mr. Gunn Kelly. Machine. Yeah. And then, uh, uh, it's from Houston. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What do you think about the Cassie P. Diddy stuff? I mean, there's been a lot of things. There's been a lot of things. Aubrio Day's always been like trying to preach.

Yeah, there's been rumblings for a long time that there's weird stuff going on. I mean, producers in general creep me out, just cause you hear stories about Hollywood. But that was a whirlwind. That was a whirlwind, That was a whirlwind. Because then I guess they settled out of court in order to stay quiet. 24 hours. Yeah, that was, there's some big business involved in this.

But I love, you remember Cassie? I've been waiting for you to tell me you ready. And now there's like conspiracy theory that P Diddy killed his ex-wife, Kim Porter. I'm so deep in the heart. Oh no, there's a conspiracy that I believe in. I like to believe in. He's killed everyone he's ever about. No. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly a serial killer. And that's the thing. I feel like it's uncommon. There's so many different types of celebrities and so many celebrities, like A- so many different types of celebrities and so many celebrities like A-list to Z-list. How have there not been more serial killer famous people? I think that all of them are serial killers and it's one of those

things where it's almost like a cute girl farting where like you can do it because no one will assume it's you. Like why? reference, but like I know exactly what I thought about this. I was on a plane next to this large man. And I accidentally let out a hot fart and everyone looked over and they all thought it was him. And like that's like heard it. No, it just smelled.

And he were like, he even made like a cough sound like he was hurtin' and I was like maybe you shouldn't have done that. Just gas lit his ass, no fun intended. You know when you were at a party with all the frat bros and you just let out a beer fart and everyone's like, oh Steve, was that you? Oh fucking oh fucking yeah like no one would ever suspect I'm like obviously I did not do that disgusting thing when little do they know the how do you are the hotter the farts are That's girl mad. That's women instead Women in the hospital

It's women in the hospital. Because we're good. But did you know there was a conspiracy theory? Lady Gaga conspiracy? TikTok, have you been on that? Apparently, there was this singer who Lady Gaga was inspired by. Like, Lady Gaga used to just sing normal songs. And there was a singer who would wear crazy outfits and be really crazy. And Lady Gaga kind of like copied her and then the girl

She's murder that's not where I thought you were People think she like took her career, but you know Sometimes they say to get on top you got gotta, you know, do some bad things. And that's a legit, that's fully alleged made up. But check it out online. There's a whole Twitter thread that's pretty detailed. Just share it.com. There's YouTube video on it.

Do you ever go on YouTube? I don't. Do you? No. Like I don't, do you? No. Like I don't ever watch vlogs. That's why I have a hard time being like, oh, should I like vlog this? But I'm like, I don't watch vlogs.

So why would I make a vlog? I know. Everyone loves. But I do love. Follow us on YouTube. Follow my YouTube channel. Stand up. Shout out to Giggly Squad and the Gigglers because this is this month is the

most listens we've ever had on Giggly Squad and oh my god yeah it's like it's kind of crazy because it's scary like it's a lot of listeners of us talking out of our buttholes. of us talking out about holes. No, it is scary because this is not factual and it's not right and it's not faith-based and it's just mumbo-jumbo nonsense and it's what gets me through life. Literally. Um, finally Grace wrote that there was a guy who got in trouble for asking for a scoop. He complained because he asked for a scooped bagel in New York City. Did you see that? Oh yeah. And the guy was like to know. I didn't see that. Yeah. And he was like, oh good New York City. I guess I'll

just go to a different bagel place. Go to a different state. Go to a different state. Get out of here. Like don't come to New York City where like bagels are in a whole different category genre of meals and then shit on it because you want the main meat of the bagel taken out. Get a cracker, you want a cracker. You want cream cheese on a cracker. It's a good asking for fried chicken with just the skin.

That's crazy. What's up people that get flagels? Oh yeah, flagels. You know, there are options in New York City for people listening who haven't been. You can get it scooped out, but it's just like, what to save 200 calories. What did they do with all that scooped out? Because I'd like to eat that. I'd like to take that and dip it in, like I love the inside. It's the fucking best part. Like I can roll it up. And you can roll it up.

And you can roll it up. You could take the dough and roll it up. Literally my mouth is watering because I know that there's no bigel places in Delaware. For sure. New Yorkers can't survive anywhere. We can't. No, we can't.

No, we can't. I'm very guilty of when I get a muffin. You know how muffins just crumble everywhere? And then I roll it up and I put it in a ball. Which is honestly unsanitary because who knows where my hands have been, but I roll it up and I put it in my mouth. I eat like a three-year-olds. Yeah.

Yeah. It's okay. Any other front page news? No, that was really it. I did want to say that I'm watching Gilded Age and it's the second season. And it's not as good as the first season, but it's definitely good.

And I just feel like I've been watching a lot of shows recently. I did watch this thing called Robbie Williams. It's a Netflix documentary. And it's not Robin. It's Robbie. And he was like basically part of the in sync of England. And then he went off to become his own star. And I just love watching these, you know, how these famous people got famous and then how they like get upset about being famous. Yeah. Right, like there's a fine line of like, look, do I think you should be like

trampled by paparazzi just like simply trying to go to CVS? No, I like relish in like my CVS moment. Yeah. But like if that is the biggest problem, like, okay. Put a literal socket in it. There is a but then like the second they're not getting harassed by paparazzi at TVS They're calling their publicists being like why is Noah care about me anymore? So it's a real thin line, but he doesn't have this interesting story

He was battling some alcoholism and you know when you become famous at a young age But I feel like guys to become famous at a young age are very similar to just like Hawkeyes in general because you know how like you just get treated differently and you just don't develop So that's why you can't trust men who are like too good looking Like or you want guys who got good looking later in life that's why I love a late bloomer cuz they don't know things yeah yeah oh gosh well anyway thank you guys so much for listening to giggly this week this was a very um important

episode and we hope you guys have the best time with your families. A Thanksgiving, be thankful. Oh, happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for me and I'm thankful for you. Oh my god, don't ever say that again. That was so maybe so awkward. And in our newsletter, we're going to start sending out like good holiday gifts that we recommend.

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