Giggly Squad - Giggling about losing our virginity, ruining lives, and overcoming fears

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, notorious GI? Geez! Oh, that's a good one. That is actually gigalodianmy. She was like, guys. Do I and the gigalers put a lot of pressure on you every time you open the pod? Or do you feel like it's natural?
Starting point is 00:00:30 I feel like pressure is a privilege. And it's an honor for me to try to come up with a stupid intro. But that was not my idea. Put that on a motherfucking t-shirt. Pressure makes diamonds. Pressure makes diamonds. Pressure is a privilege. This is from being in sports too long.
Starting point is 00:00:48 I just know a lot of random quotes. I have a question because this just literally made me think of it because I was talking about this with a bunch of girls and I feel like you who is like not into engagement rings. But like now you are because you're engaged. You got forced to be engaged and though you didn, because you're engaged. You got forced to be engaged, and though you didn't know anything about it. Um, as like the girliest girl on the planet, the only thing I don't know about is engagement rings.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Like I don't know anything about like anything in general. But I was talking to a bunch of girls, and we were talking about this one girl who got engaged, but her ring was massive, but it was synthetic, which I don't really know what that means. Oh, it's a lab-grown? Yes. Okay. Would you rather have a smaller engagement ring that's real diamond or a bigger one that's lab-grown? So great question. Apparently lab-grown diamonds. engagement ring that's real diamond or a bigger one that's lab grown. So great question.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Apparently lab. Great question. Lab-grown diamonds. You can't tell the difference between lab-grown and a real diamond, except that lab-grown sometimes are a little too perfect where there's not one little error in it. That's the only way people tell the difference and it's like half the price. And but basically I think people like the tradition of like a real diamond even though they can't
Starting point is 00:02:12 tell the difference. I'm be honest with you. Fuck me up with a lab-grown. Like I'm a cheap. Really? I'm cheap. But Des was not about it. Des was like, real diamond.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I'm not about it. Okay. I am so not about it. I want to do a thing with you where you have to pick which one is the lab and which one is not. I mean, I won't be able to tell. I wouldn't know. But I rather have a smaller engagement ring that is real than a larger one
Starting point is 00:02:43 to impress people that I know is not real. But the thing is, it is real, then I larger one to impress people that I know is not real. But the thing is, it is real. It was just made through science versus the earth's circle, the earth's, I don't fucking know how diamonds are made, okay? I don't need that, I don't know, I have no idea. But I will tell you this, if Giggler's don't stop sending me pictures of their motherfucking pair engagement rings,
Starting point is 00:03:05 being like, how dare you? I'll lose my mind. So one Giggler messaged me and she was like, hey, I might be thinking too deep into this, but are you pregnant? She was like, you said you were like a little sick and then you said you missed your birth control and I was like, am I pregnant?
Starting point is 00:03:22 But no, I'm not pregnant. I'm not. Did you take a pregnancy test? No, but I just am not. Like my pregnant. I'm not. Did you take a pregnancy test? No, but I just am not. Like my boobs don't hurt. Have you ever taken a pregnancy test? Who hasn't? That's true.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Actually, there are girls that happen, and I'm going to tell a really funny story right now about being pregnant, not that I ever have been. But when nothing against being pregnant. Nothing against pregnant people. Absolutely not. Please don't go for't government when we were in high school and like Had sex for like the first time of course. I was like I'm pregnant Yeah, you know like that it happened. It's happened. No. It's happened
Starting point is 00:03:57 God knows that this wasn't right and my mom's gonna find out We used to go to the CVS the corner near my my house, right next to a McDonald's, and that's where all of my girlfriends would take their pregnancy tests in the McDonald's. So then we could, we could have full-on-plan parenthood in the McDonald's. We were running appointments. You had paperwork. I didn't mean to feel like- I didn't mean to feel like-
Starting point is 00:04:20 I didn't mean to feel like- I didn't mean to feel like- Before going in. And then we'd be like, okay, we're all negative. You want fried? If you're positive, you ought to get nuggets. That is so funny, but I also- Is you want to say, I've been thinking a lot about,
Starting point is 00:04:35 I'm still thinking about sex life, and like I shan't long, it just like hits me in the face in my dreams. And I- So I heard someone say that it was real, that was him. It is real, but I do have to say that movie is so wrong for so many situations, but I can't stop thinking about how he barely touches her in the elevator
Starting point is 00:04:52 and she immediately orgasms in how bad that is for us. And just how they make it, just, they make movies romanticize sex so much and you just brought up losing your virginity. And it's like when we all lost our virginity for the first time I remember being like I was like there's something wrong with my vagina like that was the worst thing I've ever experienced and the worst and this is supposed to be the best thing in the world. It's funny I can picture the moment that I lost. And like, remember looking at him being like, no, no, no. We give it back. I'm like, I don't, it's not for me. And then I didn't do it for like months
Starting point is 00:05:34 after because I was like, this isn't what people talk about. So actually the first time I kind of had sex, my boyfriend, like, kind of put the tip in. And I was like, no. And then I was like, I lost it. I did not lose it. It wasn't even near my highman. But he put it in a little and I was like, oh God, you know what? So funny is that people, it's just so crazy perception versus reality.
Starting point is 00:05:59 People think that you are so bad. And I'm like naughty like all these things. And in reality, you are probably such, you're such a goody-to-shoes. It's not even funny. Oh, just me specifically. You specifically. And it's just funny that people think like you would be out like partying till 4 am. Also, people think I'm this like fight with everyone person. I'm like I'm so scared of competition.
Starting point is 00:06:30 I cry. I just cry. Yeah, where I'm like I will be out till 4 a.m. Hold my hoops. I will fight a girl. If someone comes for me page would like oh my god if we were in public like real life. I do have to say also, the fact that guys ever spread the rumor that like girls who have sex with different guys have like loose vaginas is so funny to me, because the girls with actual boyfriends who were having sex every day are getting penetrated way more.
Starting point is 00:07:03 And then further fucking more, it's like, calm down your 70 seconds of sex as a teenage boy with your little wimpy dick, did not loosen anyone's vej. Precisely. Like your bad doggy that lasted maybe a minute, did not affect anyone's vej handy that I could push out a full baby skull.
Starting point is 00:07:26 At one point in my life, I will push out a fucking human. A human will come out of me. That's just your pre-pubest and... Oh, P.P. Did not affect a girl's vagina. So all those girls were worried about having loose vaginas when they were younger. There are times where I will go a really long time without sleeping with anyone, because
Starting point is 00:07:47 my eye-hate mentor, which is coming to an end, I feel like. And I won't have sex for a while, and then I'll be like, wait. I'm probably 16 again. Good for you. Who's ever here next? Good for you. Like, who's ever here next, like, good for you. But like, that's just in my head. It's like not a real thing. We never planned these sexual conversations. Our notes are like having boundaries or sex, that was my note.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Sometimes I'll write things down and then I'll look back at it and be like, what was I going to say about that? Well, let's go to my next one, which is delivery people poisoning your food. That's what I wrote down. And you spelled it poison, whatever. I was sitting on my couch and I ordered like Donald's whatever I ordered, take out. And I don't know why this, sometimes I have like the most cynical, crazy thoughts, and I'm just like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:08:52 what is this? And I've actually heard people call it like second brain, whatever, like when you're like on a balcony, and you're like, what if I just jump? And choose the thoughts. Yeah, I'm like, what if this guy just poisoned all of my food? Like we just trust restaurants and delivery people. What if a psycho just goes and gets a job at a restaurant and then poisons everyone? Sorry, I was just laughing like, if the way I go
Starting point is 00:09:17 is bordering everything on a McDonald's menu and then people see me and they're like, she ordered for a party of six and they give you all the forks because they assume you're having a full on rage during your appointment. Oh my God. But if I die with a chicken nug, I die with a chicken nug. That's how you go out.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I die doing what I love. Someone said to me the other day, like, aren't you scared about living in New York City? Like, what if there was a fire in your building? How would you get downstairs? Cause I was like, I don't even know where my stairs are. Okay, there are apartment complexes out of New York City. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Cause I don't know why I was specific to New York. Maybe I added that, maybe I made that part up. But I was like, if that's how I go, that's how I go, who am I to fight fate? Yeah, exactly. I even was joking about how guys don't know how to choke sometimes in bed. Oh yeah. Like they go full win pipe and it's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And doing what I love. I don't know how they don't understand it. It's two fingers. It's a side. It's two fingers. Or even a little on the chest. Oh yeah. Okay. How morning are we? But oh, with my thing with boundaries or sexiness, I just remembered. Someone was going on this rant just basically how like, you setting boundaries is hot to people. It is. Like, you saying I can't go out tonight.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Like, because it will immediately deter the people who are not in it for the right reasons, batch your style. And then it'll attract the people who want someone who respects themselves, I guess. I feel like she said it more fun, but. Look, I feel like I know how to play the dating game. Like, I know the rules.
Starting point is 00:11:07 I know what to do. I just don't do them. Yeah. Like, I really feel like it's all in the chase. Like, if a guy feels like he has all of you, you've lost. I feel like Des felt like he had all of me, because he literally did second date. Okay, so maybe it's different when you like meet your person. I feel like Dez felt like he had all of me because he literally did second date. OK, so maybe it's different when you meet your person.
Starting point is 00:11:29 No, I think the chase, you can literally trick anyone to chase you for six months, but is that worth it? Because I think it goes back to you can trick anyone to put you on a pedestal, but then eventually, you realize, oh, we aren't even, I don't even like this person that could have fighting together. I don't even like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah. Like, their mom's texting you and you don't even like the pattern of their breaths. I haven't gotten a mom text in a while. I'm sorry. Okay. Also, my latest TikTok thing is girls who will ruin your life. Okay. And people are getting really into it. But I think they think that I'm saying it's a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:12:11 When I say types of girls who ruin your life, but I think it's a compliment. I think it is. It is. I think you're a dominant man. How would you explain it? It means you've made him a little bitch, basically. Like basically. He's obsessed with you. And they like a little bitch. Basically, like basically. He's obsessed with you and like. They want you so bad.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like they cry about you at night. Exactly. So I said girls who put salt on everything, like even stuff that's already salty. Okay. I would encompass all condiments. Girls who are obsessed with condiments. Girls who fuck with condiments.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah. Yeah. When you can't eat something because it doesn't have the right condiment with them. Girls that travel walk around town with hot sauce in their bag, are diabolical. Because also those girls don't need no man. They don't get fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:00 They have a kitchen sink in their bag, and they will provide for the whole house. They're ready to party at any moment, because they have a Heinz mini catch up in in their bag. Like they're ready to go. Then I also said girls who have fake nails and like lose one and just don't care. Yeah. That's like a next level of comfort. For me it's like when one is broken and I'm just like, this is who we are.
Starting point is 00:13:26 That's when you reach peak level of just security in yourself. Yeah. Which are like, say something about it. I said girls who actually like matcha. Straight Satan worshipers. I feel like you inspire so many of my things. I remember I like matcha and you're like, you sick fucking, I'm like, maybe I am. I don't get people that I wanna be one of those girls
Starting point is 00:13:49 that has a matcha station in her apartment. Like I want to wake up and do yoga and like mix a matcha drink, but I'll just never be that girl. Side note, I do think that TikTok is like glamorizing the self-care wellness, finding the person you love movement, and someone did a video where they were like, can we stop making self-care so fucking trendy?
Starting point is 00:14:16 Because self-care is also painful. Self-care is facing your demons. Self-care is like crying about those things you've been holding inside. Self-care is ugly. Self-care could be depression depression and people are like I did it was right in my journal and I feel so much better with my perfect little thing that it's real people that journal like the thought of me sitting down at my desk and motherfucking writing in my diary, it's just not happening.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Like it's not happening for me. And I look, I'm not knocking people that do like all these meditation things and journal and manifest, like we love manifesting. But there's certain things that I'm just like, I'll probably never do that. And journaling is one of them. So I did one page of a journal,
Starting point is 00:15:03 because my therapist told me to. And how to go. I immediately felt like I was the main character in the sitcom. Like if I get a journal, I have to write Dear Diary in it. I felt like Carrie Bradshaw. Dear Diary, I actually, I used to buy all these journals and never write in them because I was so afraid of like what the first sentence would be and that anyone would read it would judge me from that first sentence and be like fucking lame. Yeah, like girls, I don't I feel like it was just in movies and TV shows like were there girls that went home every
Starting point is 00:15:34 single night and wrote like a full diary like I need to know. I do think that journaling is actually really important because it gets your crazy thoughts out on paper and you see how it's, it is, there's something to it. I do think there's something to it, and it's not to just be like this that would happen in my day. It's like so you can look back and be like, wow those are those emotions I went through and I've like run back. I get that. I get that. And it like, it almost removes it from like a secret inside you to just like having it out there's there's a method to the man I feel like I don't have to do that because all the crazy thoughts that I have in my head like when I'm home alone
Starting point is 00:16:11 I just say them out loud You know so like I don't even like I don't have to journal There's certain things that I'll call my mom and say and then like my real crazy thoughts I'll just like be on my couch and be like, what if I just... What if I, what if I, and mostly it's like, what if I text him right now and absolutely ruin the fun time he's having? Because I could do it.
Starting point is 00:16:37 What you're saying it out loud makes you realize how crazy it actually sounds. Yeah, crazy. Or when it's just in your head, you're like, is it? Have you, same thing with like, okay. You know when you're like ending it with a guy and, or you know when you're bored and you just wanna like fight with whoever you're talking to
Starting point is 00:16:55 because you're just fucking bored. And you write like a crazy ass text message. Have you ever just feel toxic? You know when you just wanna like ruffle some feathers. Have you ever just wanna toxic? You know, you just want to like ruffle some feathers. Have you ever read that text message out loud? And then like, I can't send that. They'll send me to a straight insane asylum if I send this text. Well, you know, I don't fight via texts. Oh, I love that. Because rage text. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that mature. That's like PhD toxic shit. Yeah, I have a PhD in being a toxic ask girlfriend. Not really, but, you know. In Indiana, I met, like I meet comics on the road cause they'll like feature for me. And I met this guy Ben Polizzi, who we love. I love him.
Starting point is 00:17:59 I like Seraphon. He's in now. I'm obsessed with him. I think he's hilarious. So funny. And I had him on Burning and Hell. It's not out yet. Oh, come out soon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:09 And I like asking guys about anxiety because they don't talk about it the way girls do. Right. And some of them don't even face their anxiety. And Ben is like so confident. And he's like handsome. How old is he? 30. Wow.
Starting point is 00:18:21 He's very cute. Yeah. And I was like, do you have anxiety? And he basically said it in the most straight man way. I was like, I love when guys say things and like, I'm like, why are you such a straight male? I don't even know how you worded that like that. He was like, so when I get you know those like bad thoughts.
Starting point is 00:18:41 I was like, yeah, he goes, you know the movie saw? And he was like, so it's like those thoughts are like was like yeah he goes you know the movie saw and he was like so it's like those thoughts are like the saw guy coming for me so I just like disassociate for a moment that's the saw guy and I don't fuck with it. When I was like Ben people go to therapy for years to get to that point and he's like really? And I'm like that that's genius. Four years. Four years. He did a whole, he loves the movie Saw. He did a whole, I think I sent it to you.
Starting point is 00:19:09 This whole thing about millennials, if they were doing, if they were in the movie Saw, and they were like, okay, you have to write a check. And he's like, oh fuck. And then it ends with, if you don't finish, we're gonna release all your TikTok drafts. And he's like, I saw that that was really funny. So one way, the point is that straight men aren't
Starting point is 00:19:29 completely stupid all the time. They just have to find their way of coping. No, it literally took me years of therapy to realize that like your thoughts are not who you are. But when you're not trusting your gut, you think those thoughts are like warning signs to help you. When they're actually just like, it's like a snake getting tighter and tighter.
Starting point is 00:19:51 When really you have to be like, oh, I don't fuck with you, snake. Instead, you're like, are we cuddling? Yeah, I agree. Next type of girl that will ruin your life. Girls who can only fall asleep with a TV on. I feel like you've literally just taken personality traits and made them into a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Like you're coming for me. I feel like it's me and you combined, to be honest. I have to fall asleep with a TV on. So all last summer, Paige was watching the sopranos. Very violent show to calmly fall asleep to at the end of the night. And I would come in after like talking to Dez and this bitch would be like pass out like a little baby and you just hear I'm gonna kill your family I'm gonna kill them all and pages like me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me felt like I was home. My favorite is when you're asleep holding your phone, and it's just like a toxic text paragraph
Starting point is 00:20:47 that you haven't sent yet. And I'm like, I fall asleep holding my phone a lot. I have fallen asleep like on TikTok, and like can hear the same TikTok replaying and replaying. Like as I'm falling asleep, Jeffrey Bezos. I'm still like a baby. I'm literally still like a 12 year old kid who doesn't want to go to bed at the end of the night.
Starting point is 00:21:09 And now that I'm an adult and no one's telling me to go to bed, I'm like, I'm up to like 3 a.m. I'm tired until about 10 30. If I get past 10 30. The world changes and I'm like, I'm free. I couldn't tell you the last time I went to bed at 10 30. The world changes and I'm like, I'm free. I couldn't tell you the last time I went to bed at 10, third day. I know. But like it would change your life.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Wait, I've also been doing this thing. I think this is just my anxiety. I haven't been sleeping in my bed. Oh my god, I did that with my couch sometimes. Like this whole week I stopped on my couch. Is that weird? You know, I was doing that too. It's almost like you don't wanna get back
Starting point is 00:21:48 into like old habits or something. Yeah, like there's just something about being on my couch, watching TV, doing whatever I'm doing, turning the TV off, getting up, walking to my bedroom alone, and like get it too much. No, it's too much.
Starting point is 00:22:04 It's too much. That it's too much. It's too much. That simple act of walking 10 steps to get in my bed and like turn the TV on in there, I can't do it. Couches are next level peaceful. Next level. We're beds, it's like you feel guilty if you're not sleeping and then we're couches. They're like you could sleep, you could not.
Starting point is 00:22:24 We don't judge you. They're like, they're sleep, you could not, we don't judge you. They're like, they're so non-judgmental. The bed is like, you could like spill food on it and it doesn't care where beds are like, you're gross. Yeah, you're gross. Well, it's so different. Eating in the bed, then eating on the couch. And my couch, Fox, like my couch is great.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I feel like my, this is what I'm just like holding it to. I feel like my soulmate needs to just have one thing and that's that he likes to eat in the bed. Like I wanna eat in the bed. If I was a guy or if you were a guy now, I was a girl like, we would be married. That's why. We would be married.
Starting point is 00:23:04 That's why our friendship works. Types of girls who are in your life. Girls who use the upside down smiley face emoji. It's mine. Wait, that's you too. I actually realized I just was like what would page do. It would be literally my, I'm going to go to my text and see that. Can you explain what that, what that,
Starting point is 00:23:24 it's my top one. It's my top one. It's the red top one. It's, first it goes to the red heart, the upside down smiley, then the pink heart. Wait, how do you see which ones are your top ones? It's the first row going vertically. Okay, mine is heart, muscles, thumbs up,
Starting point is 00:23:44 crying, rock, star, and fire. That's very, that's very you. That's very you. We get it, you're passionate. You can tell your entire personality from your top emojis. Oh my god, Giggler's post your top emojis. And Taggigwe Sklaught, I want to see if we all are. Wait, okay, so my first row is red heart, upside smiley pink heart like blushing like and then white heart
Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, so you've been sexting oh So you know we got it But it's so funny you see like what your emotions are like who needs therapy We'd so what when to use the upside down smile face because it really is is a cool girl emoji. And I feel like it's so nuanced. Can you give me some info? OK. Certain situations in which I send the upside down emoji. When someone underestimates me and in a text message,
Starting point is 00:24:37 they're like, can page like, I don't know. How many people underestimate you? Is this like, at every day? This is why I'm in therapy. No, no, or like if you say something and they're like, oh my god, like I didn't Wasn't expecting that from you or something like that. Then you send the upside down like yeah, but you don't know me But also evil, but also it's crazy girl Girls who are ruined your life girls who like apple juice This is a methane. Yeah, we've spoken about apple juice. We've been on an Apple juice kick, though.
Starting point is 00:25:06 I've been on a lemonade kick. But it's funny how many bars in New York fucking city you don't have Apple juice and look at you like you're a toddler. I haven't asked for it out. An Apple a Day does keep the doctor away. Girls who run your life, girls who actually can put a messy bun together and one try.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I'm a pro. A literal pro. Girls who have their zodiac sign in their Instagram bio. That's crazy, Tau. They're crazy. Yeah. Girls who have watched all of Real House as a New York City.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I mean, I've never missed an episode Wait, do we want to run to back? I do. Did you see all that stuff about how they're doing like ex housewives? Yeah Apparently Durinda posted something like looking young or something and Vicky Gundelson was like I pay the wait for you Let it go.icky Gundelson was like, I pay the way for you. And let it go. And so when it was like, yeah, we know. It's over. Let it go. And did you really know you just got casted?
Starting point is 00:26:14 What do you think about Dallas or... Um, Dallas's canceled. I'm not that sad about it. I mean... Like I watched it, but I was never like fully invested. Look, I also never fully invested in Ose. Yeah, but I feel like that's an OG that like a different one's Heather Dubro comes back. I will Yeah, you're gonna be I'm gonna be she's your soul into it. She's our soul mate. She really is. But the thing with Dallas is I into it. She's her soul mate. She really is. But the thing with Dallas is I feel like they you put a lot of time into it and then when they just cancel it you're just
Starting point is 00:26:50 like oh I guess it is just a TV show that yeah and you're like we I don't know them. I forgot this was all for my entertainment. I entertained enough against can't get my still gonna check up on their lives? It's scary, but I don't think any other ones are on the chopping block. I also have a feeling that Dallas was too surface. Like I feel like they actually all had some deep shit going on and they just never showed it.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Like the one girl, what about all that stuff that like her husband was cheating on her and then it was like she was also cheating on him? Like I wanna documentary on that. I wanna documentary on people in open relationships because I don't have the capacity. Wait, are they in an open relationship? I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I don't think so, but like if it's agreed upon that like you are married and you can go and sleep with whoever you want and your husband can also do that, I would lose my mind. I would lose it. With really rich people stuff is different. Like I do think J-Lo and A-Rowd were in an open relationship, but she was like, you're my business guy, I love you, I like to fuck you, and I understand your dirty baseball player. So you can do that on the low, just like be loyal, like in terms of the family and our information and money.
Starting point is 00:28:13 And don't get caught. But I think it's all about like just not embarrassing me, too. And then being in the public, like if you then embarrass me, like, oh, now I have to ruin you. Yeah. And that's, and I being in the public like if you've done embarrassed me like oh now I have to ruin you Yeah, and that's and I don't want to can we discuss selling sunset because I I don't know how we didn't discuss it before about Creshell dating Jason Yeah, what are your thoughts? Okay, here's the thing I Don't believe that when you meet someone. I really don't I don't believe that when you meet someone, I really don't.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I don't believe that when you meet someone. You're talking to yourself right now. Yeah, I'm like, do I? I don't. I'm telling you, I don't. Do you? I don't know. Do you? I literally am that tick-tock. It's like, girl, as the newer girls say, I'm sorry for things they don't have to say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I love to read those.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Okay, I don't think. I think anytime you meet a guy you know if you would ever have sex with them or ever date them like I genuinely don't believe that you can meet someone and then they grow on you and you're like oh and now I want to have a relationship with them like I put everyone in a box. Yep I've never had a grow on you thing I've had to like I'm I like this person a lot Don't know if I'll be sexually attracted to them and then you kiss them and you're like oh, right See anytime I've ever done that I it doesn't work like if I'm not long-term. You're like I don't want to work you if I'm not sexually attracted to you in the first 30 seconds
Starting point is 00:29:42 I meet you. I probably never will be. Like I have to be obsessed. I've been in a bad relationship, like a narcissist's relationship, I'll find like a really nice guy whom not that sex-o-attracted to that I don't feel will hurt me and I'll lie to myself that I'll like it and then six months in, I'm like, I can't. I'm like, I can't, I gotta, I gotta get out. I'm, look, K't, I gotta get out. I'm, look, her show is complicated. She's got a lot of drama.
Starting point is 00:30:09 It's also like, that's her boss. Yeah, and it's also kind of just, when things are too good for the show, you're like, are you just selling your soul for the show? And also how do you think her ex-husband feels? Cause it's like, okay, you saw this guy every single day you worked with him. Everyone has thoughts.
Starting point is 00:30:35 And if you say that you don't, you're lying. Everyone has thoughts about people that they're around every single day, like, what if I had sex with them? Yeah, we're crushes. Yeah, like, what imagine if we just had sex, what would happen? And he's probably souped, but he's probably super supportive and believed in her and like was there during a lot of stuff. Um, but it is funny going from Jason Hartley, is that his name?
Starting point is 00:31:00 Who's I think so fucking hot? And I'm not even- I do have to say it say it's like how he dealt with all the drama where he just didn't she made all these horrible accusations about him and he was just like I'm not getting involved yeah and I think he got remarried he's he or he's with someone I don't know it's all it's messy it's messy messy I like though. I do like her though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I don't know her. Me as well. I don't. But I love a hard working woman, and I want her to find love again. I like having her on my TV screen. I like looking at her. I love how selling sense.
Starting point is 00:31:39 I got so big. Dude, I feel like all Netflix reality shows, like once they come out it's like, and now they're the most famous people. Have you watched Nikki's fuckboy Island yet? I haven't. I haven't. I'm waiting to watch it. Is it really good? So Nikki, a friend of the pod was like, she tell me, because she loves summer houses. She was like I want to do reality TV so bad and I was like Nikki don't, don't do it. And then to see her on a reality show allowed to purposely be funny and like in on the joke. I'm so jealous. I'm like Nikki this is incredible. Like she's the host but she like gets into it and makes fun of them all. Like no the
Starting point is 00:32:24 bachelor just kind of shits on everyone. We're where fboy island. I haven't watched it yet But it seems like they really lean into the humor of it all yeah, I love that so everyone watch fboy island With Nikki glazer she's hilarious. I'm gonna watch it. That's HBO Max, right HBO Max, which you know I watch tax on HBO Max, so I am subscribed HBOMax, right? HBOMax, which, you know, I watched Hax on HBOMax, so I am subscribed. HBOMax has been crushing it. I watched a little white Lotus, though like everyone's talking about,
Starting point is 00:32:51 I did not get it. Oh my God, for every two responses, one, people obsessed two, people being like, it wasn't as good as people are making out to be. It was not. It wasn't funny? No. I mean, it was like very dry humor.
Starting point is 00:33:07 It honestly made me anxious, and it made me depressed. You go, it ruined my life. Like, it was, but it was also kind of comforting to you because it was like, wow, there's such different scenarios happening and the common thread is everyone's fucking crazy. Like everyone's like every reaction. Like everyone's insane. Yeah. You wrote one more thing we've been waiting to get to this. Can you talk about But Bama Rush. Okay. I think that you think that I know what it is. And I don't.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Okay. So let's just get that out in the open. I'm so fucking pissed because Bama Rush TikToks didn't start coming on my 4U page until it was over. And I was like, so they never hit my 4U page because mine is about like 80D and self-love. And I sat there and I was like genuinely concerned about my algorithm. I was like wait, it's a bunch of girls competing against something but like mainly with their outfits, they all want to be popular. That is me. That me. That is, that should be my algorithm.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Okay, so you did not go to college at a big sports school. No, I did not. Surorities and fraternities. When I know about Rush, but I went to the Midwest. I was in my school bachelors. I was constantly, so the sports were kind of more important than the like, Surorities and fraternities. My brother was in a frat
Starting point is 00:34:50 Yeah, I would see him coming home from a bar as I was going to wait at 6 a.m. Like it's crazy But Southern sororities are next level. It's it's like they do debut on and then they go to their sororities And it's literally a popularity contest of like what click you're gonna be in for the rest of college Hannah people had sides. People were making wagers on like who was getting in. There were upsets. Like I would have loved to follow all the drama and TikTok was like fuck you.
Starting point is 00:35:17 So the girls were saying, why just Alabama? Why not like any other of the colleges? Why Bama got this? I have no idea. Does everyone rush on the same week? Yeah. Like every college does it. And rushing now, I feel like it's something that's going to be canceled soon because
Starting point is 00:35:35 you can't, because she was wearing JC Penney's. You can't have this many women in one room without someone saying something vulgar. Oh one girl, I did get one thing. One girl posted a video of her showing a crypt gene that showed her butt a little and she got kicked out of her sorority. Are you kidding me? Well yeah, because there's this level of like you have to be perfect. Okay, I either, it would have gone one of two ways for me.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I either would have loved being in a sorority and would have been a huge like obsessed with it or I would have absolutely hated it. And then like you guys are all fucking losers. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah. You would have been in one. Yeah. You would have been in one. Yeah. You would have gotten in the cool one
Starting point is 00:36:27 and you would have absolutely fucking hated it but you would have stayed in it. Very unbranded for me. That's a thing. What you would have done. I would have just talked shit about everyone but was also the president at the same time. I'd be on the tennis team
Starting point is 00:36:41 and I'd meet up with you for coffee. I'd be like, how is DG going and you'd be like, it's the fucking worst But I am I did just get voted queen of whatever That is what would happen Because mine I you can't be in a sorority when you're on a team So like my tennis team was kind of like my sorority got it But um yeah guys message us what sorority you guys think we'd be in. Also, that question doesn't even work because sororities are also different in most schools,
Starting point is 00:37:10 but apparently, DG is that Delta Gamma? And Delta Gamma have always like even in Wisconsin, those are two more ones. I mean, I do fantasize like a bow in my hair and me like singing some like, Delta, Delta. It's like, some bullshit. That sounds like something. Like, some bullshit. Like that makes me vomit. Like that makes me, see that makes me excited to like, put on a cute outfit.
Starting point is 00:37:30 It's Delta Delta Gamma, I think. I have no idea. I can really only go by like L Woods and she was a, no Delta Gamma's DG, Capagama. Capacapa Gamma. Both of us L Woods.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I think she was in Capacapa Gamma. I think she was, but we used to call it vis-a-vis a master card. Because it's like they would just use their dad's credit cards all the time. Wait, that's hilarious. These are these master cards. I had a boyfriend all through college.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Not the same one. I'm not a loser. But I always had a boyfriend in college. So I would take on their, I would take on their identity. But wherever they went to school, I would go out there on the weekends, because obviously I'm in like hang with my boyfriend. My first boyfriend in college, he went to this college called RPI. It's in Albany, whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:24 It's very smart, but it's mainly all guys. Like there's not that many girls there, but they did have Greek life. He wasn't in a frat because he was on the lacrosse team, but we would like hang out with the frat. The only girls I didn't get along with, girls hockey team. The girls hockey team absolutely hated my existence. Like, would fight with them at the bar and my boyfriend would come up to me and be like, this is the girls hockey team. If you think you're not about to get the shit beat out of you
Starting point is 00:38:58 and I'm like, hold me back, hold me back, I don't care. There was tension between the female athletes and like the top sororities because the female athletes, you hang with them all the time. They see you in the morning at 6 a.m., no makeup and you become real friends with these guys. And then these girls at night show up and the guys are like, ooh, new pretty shiny things.
Starting point is 00:39:18 And if you had a crush on the athletes, you're like, fuck, you get jealous. But then a lot of the athletes would end up dating the other athletes because they had the same schedule and they wanted athletic children. Yeah, it just like worked. My brother was in a fraternity and he'd be so scared of the older guys.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Oh my God, he was, the older guys, because rush is crazy and like kind of abusive when it comes to the dudes. Like he, and my brother was really into it in the beginning, he was like this one guy, he said if we see him on campus, we have to go across the street and not make eye contact with him. And like it's like little things that they have to do.
Starting point is 00:39:56 He's like we all have to clean this guy's apartment every Friday. Okay, so they're literally breeding abusive boyfriends. You literally nailed it, control freaks, because then they end up doing it to the younger guys once they become that- And they like that power, and then they do it to their girlfriends, which makes me sick. But then these guys are losers, the ones who were bossing around the freshman.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I mean, it's guess it's the culture Daniel introduced me to him at the bar, and he kind of liked me and I thought it was like kind of funny that this guy who was like abusing my brother like liked me. So I got like a little power and he got drunk and I was like, don't you dare fuck with my brother. I love that one that he took me out. Like on a date he took you on a date or you just went like out. We like we like went out with some friends. He went back to my place,
Starting point is 00:40:46 and I made him sleep on my couch. He puked inside my couch. Like we woke up in the morning and was like, what is that smell? And then we found he puked in the couch, covered it up. And my roommates were like, where the fuck are you finding these dudes? And I'm like, I don't know, I was trying to manipulate him
Starting point is 00:41:02 to be nice to my brother. Oh my brother. Like, oh my god. Also, actually, this is, I love being an older sister in these moments because you've never been an older sister. I have not, and it probably never will be. My brother does that. Like, he has the memory of, I don't know. Like, if I bring anyone up, he'll be like, don't you remember in 2007 when he texted you and said that like, you weren't shit? And I'm like, no, I don't remember that
Starting point is 00:41:27 That's our friendship. I'm like page that girls literally said this about you and you remember everything I think I think I'd be too powerful if I remembered things and I'd be too big of a bitch That I just forget things and then I can live more happily You only remember when people copy or outfits don't give you credit. Yeah, oh I will remember that. No, it's not that they copy my outfits and don't give me credit.
Starting point is 00:41:54 It's more that like they act, like they didn't get it from me. Yeah, I guess it's copy my outfits and don't give me credit. But it's not like random girls on Instagram that I don't know It's like people in like my friends. I'm like bitch I know that you bought this at the same store like why don't you just why aren't we talking about it? Well, Pige I wore a brown quasi-turtle like thing in interviews and then you did and you still have a
Starting point is 00:42:21 Okay, mine wasn't brown Docs do you on Instagram? Mine was brown. And mine wasn't. And mine had cutouts. What was that? You can't claim a style of a shirt. You can't claim the turtleneck. The people know the truth.
Starting point is 00:42:39 I was messaging Elena. I was like fine. I thought we're taking her down. And she was like, okay, this is weird down and she was like okay, I love that. Okay, wait, I want to talk about. Okay, I have to talk about this. I've been not seeing that's the wrong word. I've been like foaming at the mouth.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Yeah. Travis getting on a plane for Courtney. This is better than any reality TV show. I've ever watched. They once, I'll say it. The number one thing that my mom taught me when I first started dating and it is the only thing I live by to this day if he wants to, he will.
Starting point is 00:43:13 If he wants to, he will. Like I am such a believer in that excuses just aren't real. Okay, sometimes yes they're real, like you have to work a lot or you whatever. But if a guy wants to hang out with you and wants to see you, I have had men do some of the craziest shit because they wanna see me. And then I have had guys who live like three blocks away,
Starting point is 00:43:40 be like, I just like I can't. And I'm like, okay, that means you don't like me enough to do that. Travis getting on a fucking plane, got on Kylie air also. After like, is that a company? No, it's just hers. This is Kylie air. Getting on a plane after almost dying in a plane crash because he loves this woman so fucking much. No, I can't. I can't. Scott, does it like who? I know, and I used to be the biggest fan of them getting back together.
Starting point is 00:44:12 I'm sorry. No. No. There's also something about when you're with someone, them giving you the confidence to overcome something that is like, you fucking fall in love with them. There's also something like when you start dating someone and I've only felt this in like a few relationships
Starting point is 00:44:30 and like my most my best relationships. When I feel like I'm the only girl in the world that exists, like yes, you can appreciate like a pretty girl, like a hot girl, whatever. But when you have that feeling when you know like he would never look at someone the way he looks at me, like that's unmatched. And I feel like I've only felt that twice,
Starting point is 00:44:53 maybe three times. In comedy, like I was doing it on my own and I was like, I wasn't hard on myself, but I was like a perfectionist. Like I was like, I'd write down all my jokes. When I'd go on stage, I had to make sure like every joke was perfect and I didn't mess up the order,
Starting point is 00:45:06 and I performed it great. And Dez gave me the confidence. He'd just be like, go up and you need to improv some stuff. You need to be messy. You need to discover new jokes and to push yourself. You need to be okay. And he made me overcome the fear of just not being put on stage.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Wow. There's so much deeper meaning to that. Like he almost was like, I love you like regardless of any of it and I know that you're better than like what you even think you can do. No, I'm literally gonna cry. Like some, you're significant other seeing like the potential in you is so different than being with a guy who's like a little bit insecure and wants you to not do certain things because it's gonna make him
Starting point is 00:45:50 feel more insecure. Like guys are only controlling and like only tell you what to not do because of how it's going to affect them. It has nothing to do with you. But you know like the, when they do those things of like, oh, she's scared of heights, so we're going to make her jump off the plane. We're going to push her into the top. She is so good at it. She's scared of tigers, so we're going
Starting point is 00:46:16 to put her in a tiger's jaw. But there's a, I think a psychology to it, where it's like, if you're with someone and you can overcome something It like sparks things in your brain of like they're making me better or something I think that's like the badger's all like psychology bullshit to make you fall in love with someone in two weeks So you don't know, you know, yeah Yeah, but it's even little things like you know when you a guy starts like introducing you to new food or something It's like putting you out of your comfort zone.
Starting point is 00:46:45 And you're like, it's like, yeah, it's like doing new things with a new person. You're like, oh my god. He's taught me so many things. He took you to a museum bitch. I ain't sure. And you made it out the whole time. You didn't even look at a painting. No, I got that.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I totally got that. You also wrote that Pete Davidson is single. Okay, so not confirmed, but I'm gonna get all my information from Duma obviously, but allegedly that they broke up because of distance and working. We've talked about him a lot. He's very interesting.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Yeah, but it's funny, he's just like a kid from satin island who was like doing comedy clubs in the city, like. He is funny. I think it's funny. He's just like a kid from satin island who was like doing comedy cobb in the city. He is funny. I think he's funny. Yeah. In storytelling, then I do on SNL. Yeah, SNL isn't like ideal.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Like he was on like Jimmy Kim, he's not a character guy. He was on like Jimmy Kimmel or like Jimmy Fowl and he was like telling a story about like going to dinner with Kanye West. And like it was just very way funnier than I think he is on SNL. So he actually got on SN out through his stand up like most people get on us and out through doing characters Where they were just like your stand-ups are really good and you have a funny personality And he's just like an interesting character like he's young, but he like he's like kind of hot
Starting point is 00:47:58 but kind of not and like very New York He invented big dick energy. Absolutely. He's ugly hot. He's the bad boy. He's the class clown who didn't do his homework, but everyone still likes him. Even the teacher looks so different. There's so many different versions of like hot guys.
Starting point is 00:48:17 He's like, no, it's so hard to keep them all straight. Like he's the kind of hot that like, he's not walking in. I always think of someone as like a wedding date and I don't know why, but he's not the kind of guy that like walks into a wedding and like he's your date and girls are like, oh my god, he looks so good. Like he's not that kind of hot. He also has a hot voice. His low voice. He does have a hot voice. He does have a happy. He's so good. His style is sexy like New York. Fun fact, speaking of SNL. So I performed at West Niac last weekend. I didn't know where West Niac is. I thought it was upstate. Someone said it was Westchester. It wasn't West, whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I don't know where it is, but it was in the little mall. I'm in the YouTube video about Westchester. Westchester. Yannis Poppas. So basically I was supposed to do Saturday, Friday and Saturday, and I got a call saying Colin Joost wants your dates. Wait, what? So I was supposed to be on Friday and Saturday. Did you give them to him?
Starting point is 00:49:24 I was like, I mean, I, yes, 100%. I mean, I was like, I was like, I on Friday and Saturday. Did you give them two hints? I mean, I, yes, 100%. I mean, I was like, he's a new father. That's a person. He's like, him and Scarlett, you know, absolutely have them. So I ended up going on Sunday. And like, his, he like signed the green room wall where it is. But everyone was like, was scotch on your hands
Starting point is 00:49:42 in there and they were like, no. And apparently, like Michael Che lives close to there and he showed up, like kind of drunk and they just like shot the shit for an hour beforehand. It's just weird. It's weird. It's so, it's so weird. Okay, Chicks in the office did this thing and I think we should do it too. Like, who would you have at your dinner table? I want Michael Che. Yeah. And I also want, I think I want Colin and Scarlett. I. I want Michael Cheyenne and I also want, I think I want Colin and Scarlett. I think I want the three of them because I bet they have a-
Starting point is 00:50:11 Because we need them to get along. We can't just have random people. Yeah, I want them to be friends and have known each other so that it's like funnier. I have to ask you something. This is like a little insecure of me, but someone commented on my photo yesterday, and we love her.
Starting point is 00:50:24 She's very kind She's a good girl. I think and she goes I it was me and a mirror with cheeks in my pink pants And I thought I look cute and the girl goes I love how body positive you are Yes She called you Pat page No people have been to... Yes, I put on 10 in quarantine, but like maybe 15, but like... There's something happened in quarantine where we twisted insults and made them positive,
Starting point is 00:50:59 but the feeling is still the same. I had someone tell me the other day, they love that I have been embracing my new curves. And I said, what the fuck does that mean? Yeah. Embracing my new curves. Like I didn't even respond to it because I didn't know how to. No. Oh, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Starting point is 00:51:19 That is so fucked up. It's so fucked up. Like anyone can't, I know that it's like such a look. She called me brave for wearing those shoes. She called you brave. She couldn't believe you stepped out in that. She loves that. I would jump off a bridge.
Starting point is 00:51:36 No, I would, it's, I think she's like not commenting on anyone's weight is the best policy. It's literally anything you say now is the equivalent of asking someone if they're pregnant and they're not. Like you can't say anything. But also even being like, oh you look really good for me skinny. Like you never know, she could be going through
Starting point is 00:51:55 like horrible anxiety, she can't eat. Like it's just, yeah, let's just not comment on girls' weights anymore. Yeah, like I wanna feel good, like I wanna put glows on and feel good about myself and that's like not a bad thing It doesn't mean I'm like doing these crazy things to be skinny or be like anyone else I just want to feel pretty
Starting point is 00:52:12 Like isn't that just what girls are like every day like you just want to feel Good you want to be cute. Yeah, yeah, and I personally know that does loves my fat ass Yeah, and I personally know that does loves my fat ass and it's positive. It's positive, okay? And that's body positivity. And that's body positivity. Okay, I think it's time. Time for what? Okay, I just want to do one dope.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Oh my god. Okay, before we get on the pod, Hannah goes, just after warning you, I've been binging documentaries. The bitch is back. It's dope documentary time, bitch. It's back. Okay, first documentary. Also, all of these are on Netflix. You guys can watch it immediately.
Starting point is 00:52:51 It's called Misha and the Wolves. So this documentary is about this woman who said she was a kid in the Holocaust who lost both her parents and she tried to find them by walking through the woods and made friends with a family of wolves who protected her. Wow, thought this was gonna be about me, she barred and looked very... I was very... Turns out, she's lying about the whole thing and shit goes down.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Because she got like a book deal and all this stuff, like Oprah was interested. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have follow up questions. She lied about this entire story. She made the book. She basically was telling everyone this story and a publisher reached out who was friends with her. Okay. It was like you have to make how they figure out she was lying. Because all this drama happened when the book, she wouldn't go on Oprah. And the publisher was like, you have to go on Oprah. And she's like, I don't want to go on Oprah. They're like, this is how we sell the book.
Starting point is 00:53:49 And then they ended up being some suing involves where Misha said that the girl took advantage of her. So the girl got sued for all this money and she decided to look deeper into it. And they literally did a deep dive onto this woman's life and found out she's not even Jewish. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:54:08 It's fucking crazy. No. No. That girl should have kept it in her journal. She should have kept it in her journal. And then they interviewed her aunt in Germany or something. They found her aunt, someone related to her.
Starting point is 00:54:21 She had enough the same name. And she goes, oh yeah, that's what she's always been like. Even when she was little, she just made up stories all the time. People like that actually terrify me. Do you want to know the number one thing I'm scared of? The human brain. And then, she's like an ex-taxification. Oh, an ex-taxification. Third man.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Third, just like general feelings about us. Further fucking more, I think it was Netflix or Amazon Prime. It's called The Woman Who Wasn't There. It's about a woman who basically tells this crazy story of 9-11. And I can't watch 9-11 documentaries. It's a sutric ring. For me, this is the first one I've watched.
Starting point is 00:54:57 She basically said she had to like, she got out. And it's this heroic story. Started all these organizations, all this stuff. Turns out she was lying, she wasn't even there. What is up with people's, like, so I think it's almost like, you know, how that woman made up that her kid was sick, and then, like, convinced the kid she was sick.
Starting point is 00:55:18 It's like, they want attention through empathy, so they, like, lie that they're involved in horrible things to get people to feel bad for them. It's real, it's definitely good. That's a different kind of fucked up. A different kind of fucked up. Wow, are you ever thankful for your own anxiety? So I'm bad, I could testifies my shit
Starting point is 00:55:39 and I'm like, I'm going through the worst thing anyone's ever gone through. I'm like, I'm really sad with that. Kim, there's people out here dying. It's literally what my mom does. And he's like, I mean, it's not that bad. It's the worst ever. But no, yeah, at least I know my own demons.
Starting point is 00:56:01 But sometimes I hear how crazy people are and I'm like, wow, I know that I'm crazy, but like, thank God I'm my kind of crazy and not your kind. Okay, next one is, have you ever watched a documentary about Mary J. Blige? No, but this is so weird because Sierra and I were just talking about Mary J. Blige and I was like, I wasn't like as into her as like people were and she was like, I don't know if I can be your friend
Starting point is 00:56:22 anymore, like she loves her. So like Mary J. Blige family affair and be without you and just fine. Like you have to know. No I know. I know. Let's get it round the corner, round the corner. No I think she's great. I just never had like an attachment to her.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Well she also. Well she also. It's funny because Sierra is young, but Mary J. Blige with our generation had like a second way of stuff so Mary J. Blige is the toughest bitch. She does not laugh. She does not smile like it takes so much for her to laugh or smile. She was like when I was young I just didn't laugh at anyone She was like I was depressed and I just didn't.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Oh my God. But it was like beautiful that she doesn't let anyone fuck with her and she's the first one, like a woman from the projects, who went from the projects to start them in like three days. And she is so open about like depression, anxiety that she was dealing with. And you just realize how her music is so fucking raw and emotional and like not poppy and stupid. Even though we love poppy and stupid, but anyway, it's Mary J. Blige doc. She's been through a lot. She's been through a lot and she's just, she makes you believe that you could do anything.
Starting point is 00:57:38 When did you have time to watch all of these documentaries? Wait, did you get your gift yet? Oh my God. I just got my gift. I just posted on Instagram. What did I get you? No, was it the first gift or the second one? So this is the second gift.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I saw these all over Instagram, these tennis ball smelling candles. Right, I get the gift. So cute. They gave me three of them. I got you three. Wait, you're so cute because you know I fart a lot, and we needed it.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Dude, I was just like, I was like, this is being targeted to me because who else would I buy a fucking tennis ball-centred candle for? They're so cute. It's like, it smells like cut grass and cucumber and whimbled in. I love you so much. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:58:20 What was the first gift that you could to me? Dude, I got you chocolate covered strawberries, and balloons, flowers, and then I wrote like a really nice card. Like it was sentimental. I told someone that I love the card that I got and this one was, hey, you didn't get the first one. So here's the second one. I love you so much.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Yeah. I was like, I'm not rediving into those feelings from the first card. And I was meant to be. I really wish I got the first card. I know. It says delivered. I don't know whatever
Starting point is 00:58:48 Was that all the documentaries you had no? We have okay. It's called Lady Boss by Jackie Collins Do you know Jackie Collins is? Yeah, I do how do I know Collins was this like British movie star her sister who was considered ugly? She wasn't. She wanted to be an actress too, didn't really make it, but then started basically just observing Hollywood because she'd go to all these fancy parties and then start to write about like her sexual experiences and basically was the first to write like romantic sexy novels for women.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Oh wow. And she blew the fuck up in Europe. Like it's basically... Praise Jackie? Jackie Collins and she got huge, but it shows how she had this, like people shamed her so much for talking about sex from a woman's perspective
Starting point is 00:59:39 and how she like, but then as she kept going towards the 2000s, then feminists started to get mad at her. Like you're saying women want to be dominated all the time and it like kind of turned out. Sometimes we do. That's like sometimes they do. I realize like, yeah, like we have to be alpha in so many things and like sometimes we want to be beta.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Sometimes they love that. So I just, I love these like coming of age type entrepreneurial things. Then finally, we have Malice and the palace. Okay. So this is a documentary series that's going to be a couple different stories about crazy sports situations. Like they're going to do one on Caitlin Jenner and like a deep dive on her. But this one was about this fight with, do you know who around our test is? Yeah, he's a comedian. No basketball player got it
Starting point is 01:00:31 It's like the stories where I'm gonna do you know the person you're like yeah, 100% don't ask me a question though He he changed I mean you know movie absolutely absolutely met a world piece He changes name to medical piece that's him him. Yeah. OK. So basically, it shows how there was this terrible brawl in the Indiana Pacers versus Detroit Pistons, where the players jumped into the crowd, and got in a huge fight. And she got crazy. There was no security. Chairs were being thrown.
Starting point is 01:00:59 And the way it was played to the audience was, like, kind of cut up where it was just a certain perspective and they tried to play this narrative of like these guys are thugs. And like these guys get paid millions of dollars and they're attacking the crowd and they need the worst punishment ever. So they basically do a deep dive and they say when they looked at all the footage like the fans literally started it. A fan threw a cup at Ronner Test. dive and they say when they looked at all the footage, like the fans literally started it.
Starting point is 01:01:25 A fan threw a cup at Ron our test. A fan ran up to him with his fist clenched and Ron just like punched him in the face. Like you don't just go up to a guy. Not that Ron and the guys were completely innocent, but the narrative, they just tried to frame in the media that like these guys were horrible. It's because those kind of people that like do things to egg you on are just losers and they know that you have so much more to lose than they do like what is this dumb fan gonna like what's gonna happen to him you might get arrested
Starting point is 01:01:50 whatever he could run our test could be like taken off his team lose millions of dollars like so we'll just don't want to see other people doing well people hate to see a girl boss winning and basically the head of the NBA commissioner. The media is only seeing what they're showing, like a cut up version of the fight. And so, and everyone's like, these thugs, these thugs, which is just so wrong. And the commissioner- So, the commissioner tattoo that we're getting, thugs life. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:22 And the commissioner basically listens to the fans. It's like he's listening to trolls on Twitter because they're the ones that pay money. And he goes, these guys are basically suspended for the whole season. These guys were supposed to win the championship. When was this? When was this?
Starting point is 01:02:36 What year was this? This was like 10, 15 years ago. No, that makes me angry. So Ronart and Ronart has was like dealing with depression and all this stuff. So basically, then after this happens, they go to a courtroom and the court watches all the footage and they realize like, the guys like really didn't do
Starting point is 01:02:55 anything that bad and the fans needed to be held accountable for what they did. And it just reminded me of like a last situations where like you can make anyone look like a villain by cutting footage up and creating a narrative. It reminds you of the time that you got into a brawl. Anytime something gets physical, I gotta go. You know, like I gotta get out. It's not my journey. It's not my journey. Me and you don't fuck with that. I'm not going to drink thrown at me and I walk away. I'm a classy bitch. I can't risk someone hitting me because I'll cry.
Starting point is 01:03:31 I will immediately start crying. There's a lot of situations in my life where I'll just be like, I'll cry. So I gotta go. But yes, this was really insane because I feel like there's so much stuff coming out. Like the Britney Spears stuff This stuff where it's like hey the media wanted people to like turn on something Yeah, and then 20 years later people are like oh it wasn't that black and white So anyway, that's right. Those are dope documentaries for the week. Wow
Starting point is 01:04:01 What a pod what a pod? This was a fun one. This was a fun one. Paige and I are always up to something. We're working on some new merch that we're very excited for. We're working on potential other stuff too. I know, like, I want to say. That's so annoying. I feel like the people are like, I know. Guys, I have a big project coming up.
Starting point is 01:04:22 I can't tell you yet. I mean, just of it is like basically we're like all gonna hang, like hang soon. Maybe. We're all gonna hang. Just like chill hang. Yeah. Just like vibe.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Just living life. Okay, I have to pee so bad. So. Okay, I love you so much. Thanks for giggling with us guys. Bye. Bye. I forgot to say bye.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Say bye.
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