Giggly Squad - Giggling about love crystals, Instagram sucking, and tickle fetishes

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Sorry. You noticed me time to shine and you decided to do the worst possible thing in cough. Now I don't even want to do it. I don't want to do it. What's up, guys? What's up, boys? I think that's the first time I've ever done it.

Maybe. It makes me nervous. I know. I like the nerves. It like gets me started. Do you have like a not just normal French right now, French manicure? I have, oh my god, Hannah, I have fake press on nails on.

What happened? I have glaminetic on. All my nails were broken and I had like a couple of vents that I had to go to and I was like, I shall not have you done press on before. No. Are they not life changing? I was never allowed, they're life changing. My mom would never let me do them when I was little because she was like, you'll ruin your real nails.

And you're like, I've ruined it with gel, with dip, with just being me. Yeah. And so I'm really rebelling right now and I love them. They look so natural. I highly recommend even ones that like dwayne read or like a pharmacy. Yeah.

Some of the pressons are so good. And I'm gonna tell you something. Okay, this brand is Glaminetic, which I got from you. They stayed on a really long time. I went in the ocean for a full day, and I was like, I'm gonna lose so many nails in here. You're like, I stabbed multiple people in the eyes and they stayed on.

Yeah. And they don't chip. Although someone's eye gave you? No, you didn't give them to me, but remember, you had those iridescent ones? Yes, those were static nails. Oh. But I do have to say when I did watch your happens live with Austin,

I was running late and it was Zoom, and I was putting on my nails as he was announcing us. I mean, it literally takes 10 seconds. And then one of them, if you don't put it perfectly, it might be just slightly slanted. It's only like one sl then one of them, if you don't put it perfectly, it might be just slightly slanted. It's only like one slanted one the whole time, but they were tore to shell and where they were dope.

I just keep the glue like in my bag in case it like pops off randomly and I have to like glue back on wherever I am. Are you talking about yourself popping off or the? Yeah, pretty much. You never know when you have to pop off. No, you literally don't. You have, and your nails need to be ready for when you pop off so that you can use your

hands. Yes. And like be like, hello. Because you can't fight without your hands. Also whenever people see me now, my nails are done. They go, oh my God, page would be so proud. And I'm like, you're right. You're, I'm just do it for pages approval anyway.

The amount of DMs I got this week of your Instagram post being like house-studying how proud are you? And I'm like no we have to talk about this. She's a glowing goddess. We have to talk about this this photo There was a stylist. I got professional hair professional makeup Professional photographer professional background. It was actually Pete Davidson's stylist who we love. Brit.Theodora on Instagram. She's incredible. I don't know how I got the hook up. We love that. So you're basically dating Pete Davidson? Basically. Or at least in a threple with those lots of laughter. But I do have to say, you know your girl posts tweets and stupid videos all the time. And part of me was a little annoyed that like,

I posted a photo of me in a dress where I looked pretty and I haven't gotten that kind of positive attention. And so my own father texted me and said, you looked beautiful. Oh my god. And I'm like, wait, so I put up like really well-worded tweets, but I post a thoughty pick and then suddenly everyone likes me again. Pretty privileged. Tail is old this time and that is sex sells and it just does.

It's it it upsets me. I know. I want to rebel because I could go two ways. I could be like, I could become a fitness like squatter when I get and blow up. This just reminded me. I was literally, I was getting off the plane today and I saw this couple and like one of my favorite things

to do is just come up with couples, what their story is. Yeah, what is their story? And first day spotted the guy who was wearing a cut off on the plane, and that's why I spotted him, because I was like, in what world is this appropriate? Like, I'm not coming on it. Can you do it themselves?

Yeah, like you buy like that. And then I was like, got to see the girl he's with. Equally as fit. And my first thought was like, wow, I could never. I could never be in a fitness relationship. You know I was in a fitness relationship once. When?

How old were you? With Craig from Craigslist. You dated a guy named Craig from Craigslist? Yeah, I met him on Craigslist. How? For what? I moved in. I moved in and started hooking up with the guy that had the Craigslist ad that I lived with.

Where's Wayne? Oh my god. So I broke up with Jazzy, my jazz boyfriend. Oh right. After like three years and I'm like single in the city I'm 23 I have like a sales job and me and my best friend Becca were like we need to move in with we need a whole new friend group yep so there was an ad to guys and there's four bedrooms in in Hell's Kitchen okay they were super like neat and like want to have dinner parties and like okay this could be fun.

The guys hot, played tennis, stop. I've told you this before. I don't think. Yeah I don't remember. I remember Craig's from Craig's list but I don't remember this whole full story. My friend was getting in from college so I was there for like two months without her and I was getting along with him but I'm you know me. I'm not wild. I'm like I would never yeah, but then he said he was like going to Dinner with his ex and I got jealous

How long had you like I like him how long had you lived there until you got jealous? Well the first time I met him I had a crush on him But I was like I'm not gonna fuck the guy I'm living with and then it was the kind of thing where you just always wanted to be around him. And then we were watching Game of Thrones. You know I liked him because I did not want to watch Game of Thrones. And I like to put my head on his shoulder while watching it. And then other people would go to bed. And then finally we like made out.

We made out. And I remember we were so dramatic about it too. I was like, oh my god, like did we ruin the friendship? And then we started secretly hooking up and it was so hot everyone would go to bed and then we'd and then at like 5 a.m I go back to my room and then but it's because his roommate was a guy so they have no idea what's going on around them My friend comes from college to move in with us. Yeah first day.'re walking to dinner together and she goes, you're fucking him. Girls can always- No, girls always know.

Girls have such a sixth sense when it comes to just sexual relations. Like, they always say you can tell when a girl thinks your man's is hot. Oh, always. Always. Always. And you guys know, like you're looking at her and she's looking at you like And you're like mm-hmm And the guys like do you guys like tacos?

Yeah, yeah, and like I can tell when a girl thinks my man is hot by the way she looks at me I Literally got looked up and down this weekend by some random girl. Like, oh, so, and I just looked at her and like, we had this telepathic conversation where I was like, one step closer and I will kill you. If I like the girl, then I'm like, if they're meant to be, they're meant to fucking be. Like, take them from me. Yeah. Or I might just end up becoming my best friends with them

and then realizing I don't like the guy. But I don't want to stand in the way of she love. No. So Craig's, so anyway with Craig, I was deeply depressed after college because I quit tennis and I was hardbroken. And I didn't want to go to the gym because every time I went to the gym, I felt like a loser. OK. You were going to be a tennis player. Now you're want to go to the gym because every time I went to the gym I felt like a loser. Okay.

You were going to be a tennis player and now you're just fucking going to the gym to what? We're going to your fucking what? What are you doing here? Hannah, wait, that's really sad. Yeah, I would go to the gym after 10 minutes, I would cry because I felt like a loser. It's called a gym strike.

A lot of athletes go through it after they retire because like, imagine every day you, I'm trying to make this fashiony. I go on gym strikes and I'm not an athlete. Imagine every day you walk in Tisara. Yeah. To buy an outfit, to put together an amazing like spread like magazines, photos, whatever. And then one day you're like I have to quit fashion and then you walk in Tisara. What's the point? What's the point? So I'm literally going to the gym that I used to do every single day to become a champion.

And now I'm just a loser. Now you're just like, you're a gimp. You're a gimp. Gnarp. Gnarp, non-ethletic random person. So Craig was addicted to the gym. I love them using a name here, but we're having fun. He was addicted to the gym, but he was very fit.

And he was like, hey, you're not doing tennis anymore, but what if you did sports modeling? And I was like, interesting. Cause in my head, I feel like there is, you know, they have the models like pretending they could like play a sport and it looks kind of stupid. Interesting Craig from Craigslist. Go on.

Oh no, he was very supportive. And I was like, yeah, maybe I could, because I have the technique of a lot of sports. And they might want girls who actually can play the sport in it. Right. So I felt like I had a purpose again, so we'd go to the gym together.

And I lost weight. And then my mom was like, do you have an eating disorder? What happened? Oh. Like, I like, do you have an eating disorder? What happened? Like my mom, like I like, because me and him were like cutting calories and like working out like crazy. And you live together so it was like easy to eat. I come home and we like,

we need like a healthy meal for us. And my mom was like, I don't like this at all. No way. My mom was like, you need like, stop. Like, be normal. Cause I guess long term, it's not healthy. But we were like a super fit couple, but we were hungry. I've been in a relationship like that before,

where I'm just hungry. And also sometimes dating really fit guy, like, no matter how good you feel about yourself when they have like a 10 pack, they always make you feel lazy. I don't, yeah, I don't want it. I've said this multiple times. Six packs on guys make me feel bad about myself. You said they cheat on you.

They do. They do. And I don't want it. We have to discuss something. We've, we've such a fun episode, but I do have to say, um, I know you were on a flight today, but Instagram's been down. I know. And it's not down for like two minutes.

Instagram's been down all day. I tried to upload a video of butter, like playing, as I do, and it wasn't uploading, and I was like, are they against cat content? What's happening? Honestly, people are freaking out. I kind of love it. I called my mom and I said I thought about it.

Like, if we're getting hacked. Yeah, Instagram just implores. If it's over though, we would all be so much happy. I'd be fine. I'd literally be fine. I haven't actually posted like a grid post in a really long time. I do have to say I feel like the less my friends post, the happier they are. Yeah, I just, like I just don't feel the need, like I used to think about Instagram so differently, like every little thing I did, I was like, okay, well I have to like post that I'm here and I have to post that I'm doing this

and I have to post that I'm with this person. And now I love not. But if it was officially gone, you would have no pressure even to ever think about that. And I know we can make money from it, people make money from it. If Instagram went away and it was just TikTok, I would be fine with that. Thriving. Thriving. So apparently there was a whistleblower.

Oh really? Of what? A whistleblower went on 60 minutes and someone who used to work for Facebook or something and said verbatim that they know that Instagram is toxic for women and like the images and all that and they know how bad it is. Did it take a rocket scientist to figure that out? I could have been the whistleblower on 60 minutes. They could have literally called me for that interview. It was it was you Sometimes the news is so interesting like I'll see a headline. I'll be like yeah no fucking shit like oh

Instagram is bad for girls mental health Okay, yeah, I think every single person knows that Every single person or I guess they've and they've been doing stuff like purposely putting negative stuff. Actually I didn't read the article, it does tell me about it for like two seconds this morning. He was like you should talk about and give us wide of research it beforehand. I was

like for sure. But it goes back to I got so much positive attention from posting a pretty photo of myself. And it's kind of disgust me. It goes back to Squirrels. I had random people I haven't spoken to and forever being like, hey, just want you to know that you look like you're doing so well.

And I'm like, that photo was six months ago. Also, you can take a picture at any time and post it and be miserable. Like, there are so many pictures on my Instagram, I should go through a account. Like, on my grid, that like, I remember posting it and what I was actually feeling when I took that picture or like when I posted it, the reason I needed to post it,

whether it was sort of like a brand or like from a grid aesthetic. And like, I'll go back, I'll go back to pictures. I need a purple. Yeah, like I need something green here. And like I'll go back on my Instagram and like want to delete pictures and be like, oh I hate the way I look in that now.

But I'm just like, fuck it, I don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah so. Real life is so much more fun. Real life is fun. It's scary. So scary. At least it's real, at least. Like I probably had one of the most fun weekends,

this weekend, and I'd impose one thing about it. I'd impose one time about it. I posted like two outfits. Like I'm sorry, if you have enough time to post the whole party on your Insta story, you did not have fun. You did not have fun because you have to account for the time that you go back and rewatch your story,

which is more time than like it took to post it and capture it. I love rewatching my own story. It's way better than anyone else's story. You just watch it like Lady Gaga amazing incredible never been done before stopping How is Buffalo Buffalo was incredible what was it like to say just housekeeping This weekend I'm at Gotham comedy club in New York City headlining four shows October 8th and I get tickets at Hanna burn.com I love when we blow is wild and I did say I was like,

pages from Albany. They're like cool. It's like four hours a while. This is how I do my shows. So I get on a plane. For some reason it took me to Detroit. Connecting. And I got very confused.

And then at some point I got a text that I was in Canada Like while I'm on the flight get in take a nap get on stage and I'm like y'all I've no are we in the Midwest and they were like no and I'm like, but we're very West and they're like Yes, West New York. Yeah, and then I'm like do you guys like Buffalo wings? They're like it's just called wings here Wait, is that a thing? It's like, what, like French fries and they're like, no. It's just cold wings. And then I was like, do you guys go to Niagara Falls? And they were like, no.

And I'm like, oh my god, is it like Times Square as New Yorker? And they're like, yeah. Wait, literally one of my biggest letdowns was the first time I ever went to France. And realizing that French toast isn't French. And I was like, I feel lied to. I feel misled. It's just toasted. realizing that French toast isn't French. And I was like, I feel lied to, I feel misled. It's just toasted. They don't even have it. Like I was like, oh my God, it's just French toast.

Like originate, my boyfriend at the time was like, shut your mouth. So these shows are starting to get like crazy. I have a joke about a guy with a backwards hat and I'll like look at the crowd to see if there's any guy. There's one guy and I could tell he was really tall And I was like are you tall? The crowd starts chanting this is like 300 people going

Stand up stand up like these are like just gigglers going out of their mind stand up And I'm like we are legit objectifying this poor man. He stands up. He's six nine six nine people went berserk Yeah, and the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild. I got a DM from his wife after being like, hey, that was like so funny when you harassed my ass. Then there was this boyfriend who had a mustache. And I was like, do you like his mustache?

And she was like, yeah. And I'm like, okay, she's a good girlfriend because no girls actually like a mustache. They want to let him feel like he has a new personality type for like a second. Yeah, like he's this new reinvented man. Yes, but like, do you, would you, do you like moustaches on dudes? No, not unless they're playing a police officer on law and order. Like no. Not unless we're reenacting a 70s porn scene. Yeah, like I like a little bit of scruff, but like solely a mustache, no. Yeah.

Then these two girls, oh my God, one of them like yelled my punchline to a joke. I didn't know how she knew it. Maybe I sat down a podcast or something. And I was like these girls can be a problem. They stay for the second show and get to the front. And they're like, where the girls from the first show? And I'm like, oh my god, it's gonna be bad.

Oh my god. But then they ended up being hilarious. And they were writing notes to me on receipt. So Buffalo was wild. Yeah, so the name rings true, Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, and they love the bills. Yeah, I knew that. I guess because they're like a small town

that has their own professional team. So it's not like, people love it for their state. It's like if Albany had their own professional team. So whenever anything was getting weird, I'd just be like, go bills and they'd be like, yeah, they like freak out. How far is Albany from? It's far, it's like four or five hours. Then why did I think

all they were just all next to each other? Because they basically are. Like it's all just like upstate. It's basically the same shit everywhere you go upstate. You get a lot of snow, you get some snow days. What do you think about you is like typical upstate girl? Um, Stewart's ice cream shop. Like, unless you're from upstate, you don't know like a Stewart's is where it's basically like our version of like deli. It's there on like every corner and they have like their own brand of ice cream.

But you can also like you get gas there. Is it like a bodega? Basically, it's like the upstate bodega. Who's Stewart? I don't know. But like, let me tell you, he crushes that because he has some million stores everywhere. I love home like, what about you's upstate bodega. Who's stewart? I don't know. But let me tell you, he crushes that because he has some million stores everywhere. I love home like, what about you's upstate

and you're like ice cream? Yeah. Literally, dairy ice cream. Tell me more about your weekend. Okay, so I was in the great state of South Carolina and I was there for a while, like five days. Oh wow. Yeah, and let me tell you something, I said,

y'all, a lot, and I didn't hate it. And I even started feeling myself like bubbling inside that I wanted to say, bless your heart to someone. Like I felt it inside of me. I have a question, are you nicer to people when you go down south? Yes. Absolutely.

Like suddenly you like ask people how they're doing and stuff. Like I'm bubbly. Like I'm like, oh my god, so nice to meet you. I literally, the plane rolled into New York and I felt like myself coming back and I just had like a mad face on. I was pissed off at everything and I felt like myself coming back and I just had like a mad face on I was pissed off and everything and I was like I don't know what I'm pissed off about but I'm back in my natural I feel so good to be home like I'm walking here. Yeah, no again literally walked out

Okay, the airport also in Charleston is like an legitimate joke like it's not it's not a time for it yet It's tiny yeah, and like everyone like walks out the sun is shining and like it's not, it's not a time for it, yet it's tiny. Yeah. And like everyone like walks out, the sun is shining, and like everyone's like cars are there to pick them up. They like don't have Uber. They don't have Uber, but if you say that you don't have, they don't have Uber to someone who lives there, they're like, yeah, we do, you just have to wait

four hours for it. And I'm like, that's not having Uber. Wait, that's my nightmare nightmare because I can't drive. No, it's my fucking nightmare. Anywhere you go and you're like- Do they have little scooters, like, little electric scooters? No, they are like a golf cart city. Like people are just talking about pretentious as, buh!

No, like people are just driving their golf carts around the downtown. But also golf carts are unsafe. Like, I know so many people have like fell out of golf carts and broke their hip. Yeah, it's especially when you're like with a man who's like off-roading his golf cart. You're strong? Yeah, and you're just like, I literally almost made that. I wanted to make a TikTok so bad that was like when he's like going off the road on his golf cart and then the sound is like, I'm a motherfucking city girl. Because I was like like I don't know what's happening here. I don't even know what you meant by that

What do you mean off the road where are they going off the road like okay, so You can live in like a neighborhood that's like a golf carting neighborhood and everyone like takes their golf cart places Can you drink and golf cart Legally, I don't know. Legally I don't know. The fact that you've been doing it all weekend and you don't know is hilarious. Yeah that I'm that I'm unsure about. But it's just it's so crazy going to different cities and seeing how like people live because it is so different than what you're used to. Like you you can't just order or seem less.

Like, you can't just order food. Like, you can, but not everything is open 24 hours. It'll be a disaster. Yeah, like, it's a whole thing. It's like, oh, it's 10 p.m. they're closed. And I'm like, no, no, no, Chinese food is open 24 hours. We've got so much anxiety. So you don't eat like when the stuff is open,

then you just don't do. You do, oh, no, but they like know their neighbors. they go next door and be like hey do you have any cereal? No literally I felt if I needed a cup of sugar for like the pie I was baking I feel like I could go next door Imagine being in New York City and knocking on your neighbor's apartment door asking for a cup of sugar You'd be immediately greeted with a taser. They call the police. You'd be like, a guy knocked on my door and was like, can I have sugar? I'm like, this is an episode of Mary.

This is how my kidnapping begins. I wouldn't answer. Like, I'd look through my people and be like, no. Like, get out of here. One thing I do have to say is we are stupid. I'm particularly more stupid than you as a like New York City person where I think that like if it's not New York City It's New York City or nowhere, you know? But traveling to different cities, I've learned that every place has like a fucking cool coffee shop

Yeah, like cool restaurants and food they're known for and like a good vibe. Yeah, and I feel like every town is actually kind of awesome And New York City is just like if you want that times Four billion and you want to be overstimulated all the time. Yeah, it's like Charleston is so fucking cute and like I love going there I mean it's one of the number one vacation towns in the world Yeah, like they're they have such good restaurants, but it's so different going out there like okay For example packing to go there is one of the biggest stresses of my fucking life.

And you're a professional packer. Like, I'm podcasting up here. If the streets could shush. And no, and I like, I'm on the street. It's a quite time. Like, I am a professional packer. I am a professional at like traveling and having a full straight out of it.

It's so stressful there, one because it's October and it's fucking 80 degrees. And so like I couldn't even do a knee-high boot situation. No, I know. I was livid. I was like, I have so many cute dresses for a knee-high boot. What do I do now? What do you guys want me to do? No.

So it's like the weather's really nice. Their going out is very different than New York City, obviously. Like they don't really have clubs. Like there's no club. The club. Like there's one club, I think. And like their bars.

They're bars. And like their bars are like Wouldn't I know exactly what you mean by that I know exactly what you mean Made of wood every yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's yeah, you smell the oak Yeah, like it's like a I don't want wanna say the word grungy, but it's like, okay, for example, I was in an all ivory jumpsuit, and let me tell you, I stuck out, and I was just like, But I feel like you look,

he liked to stick out. I love that. Yeah, see that would be my nightmare. Like I love being the most overdressed person, and people being uncomfortable, because I'm so overdressed. I like being uncomfortable. I like people being uncomfortable that I'm so over-dressed. I like being uncomfortable.

I like being uncomfortable that I'm so under-dressed. Like, do you have a home? Yeah. So, anyways. But I do need help. I love Charleston, and but New York City is just... That's my home. Oh, so you're like, this was a great vacation, but like my vibe is New York City.

It's just so much easier to live. I mean, it's so true that like the quality of life, anywhere other than New York City, is so much better and probably great for your mental health. But it's so easy to live in New York City. Yeah. Like, you can get anything delivered at any time from anywhere and it could be here in 15 minutes. I love how everything goes back to. I can get food really fucking fast in New York.

Yeah, like it does. Quick I have a couple notes. Okay. From last episode. I found out that thongs can cause UTIs. Stop. You guys pages, flabbergasted right now. And this might be a conspiracy theory, but that's what I heard.

Can I tell you that I have not gotten a UTI in almost like three months? Why do you think? You been paying? No, I like honestly have it. I think it's because I take those vitamins, and I don't take them every single day. I'll take it randomly when I'm like, mmm, might get a UTI in this situation, pop vitamin, and I'm fine. But I think my pH matches the pH.

If you know now you know, also notes I'm getting brown nails, I feel like my pH matches like the pH. If you know, now you know. Also notes, I'm getting brown nails. I feel like brown nails are in. I don't know if that's cause I already saw it and it's already in, but like, what do you think? Cause brown used to be like, like you don't ever touch that.

That's just, it looks like poop. Like girls are doing brown. Girls who had brown nails in high school did drugs. Yes. And there's no debating that. That's not a debating. That's a fact. I love it.

I love when girls do like the ombré brown. Like it gets progressively browner. And actually, Alex Cooper's bestie, Laren, had brown tips. And she was like, I feel like people think I have like dirt on my nails. And I said, no, I love it. I think we, the life is perspective. It's not poop, it's cappuccino.

And it's the way you look at things. And that's our mental health moment. Of the death. Also, from TikTok, I learned so much from TikTok, because I am apparently on mental health TikTok. I don't know what they're trying to tell me. Sometimes the ads I get, I'm like, that was offensive to my FBI guy.

So, it was like, okay, we don't have to attack me when I just woke up. But it basically, you know, everyone's like, you have to practice gratefulness and being grateful. Is there another word for it? Gratitude? Gratitude, yes. Gratitude, gratitude. They're like, write it down in a journal, say what you're grateful for, say what you're

grateful for. I kind of feel like that's cornea shit. Like, oh, I'm grateful for family, like a relationship. But then I learned from TikTok that your brain cannot process anxiety and gratitude at the same time. Say it for the layman that are listening. So basically, you can't, if you are practicing feeling grateful, you can't be anxious in that moment. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you put this to the test? No. Okay.

But basically, next time you're anxious, when they say, right what you're grateful for, in theory you're like, that is so stupid, but they're actually just tricking the brain because the brain can't handle multiple emotions at the same time of anxiety and gratitude. So like you know, when you're about to have like an anxiety attack, not like a full blown panic attack,

but you can feel yourself just getting anxious about something you don't know what it is, and you're just like shoot, I can feel it like in my chest and my stomach. If I just start being like, I'm so thankful for like my life and my family, and like if I just start doing that, will the anxiousness go away you think. I recommend when that's happening you take

out a piece of paper because also when you write something down there's this idea that it's like coming out of you and being put on the paper. Yeah it's a whole journaling thing. And you guys I understand there's cougs out there and I understand the whole like and this major of lawyer can be so fucking annoying but I'm like trying toougs out there and I understand the whole like anismajia blurrier can be so fucking annoying. But I'm like trying to test what's real and what's not. And Paige is also, she, who knows what the fuck, who you've been up to, you know. How's your crystal?

Do you want to hear the weirdest thing about my crystal? How is she? Okay, so the other day I was looking for my love crystal and I just, because I was like, oh my god, I haven't seen my love crystal in a while. Where is it? Couldn't find it. And I know where I put it. And I didn't move it.

And I was like, this is really weird. I do not know where this crystal is. Like she didn't get up and walk out. Like where is my crystal? So like a couple days go by maybe even a couple one by, and I can't find this crystal. I go to use a bag randomly, I'm like about to go on a date, and I go to use this bag, and I haven't used the bag in a while,

and I go to put my wallet in it. My love crystals in there. What's the meaning behind it? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it was like, yes, use this bag, it's perfect for the selfie. Is it possible that you got a little drunk one, eh?

No. No. Not the crystal out in another bag. No. There's no reason on why this crystal had moved from like the area on my desk into this bag. And also I've been Google and Crystal places in New York City because

I, because I heard that if you walk into, if you walk into a crystal like shop, you, like your body, like your soul gravitates towards certain crystals that you need. And my psychic said that like, I really need more crystals in my life. And so I'm like trying to fight do you want to go with me? I would love to go. I also think we need to get a giggly squad crystal. No, I think so too. You don't understand, I'm so into this stuff.

I'm so into it. I don't care if people think it's weird. I'm fucking so into crystals recently. Did I tell you about when I went to the thrift shop? No. In Wisconsin. And you know, little summer cleaning, whatever. And I took all this stuff and I had this really cute bag

that had like Marilyn on Rose face on it. It was like very like perfect for a vintage shop. Okay. And they're super sometimes like too cool for school and vintage shops. Yeah. And basically at the end, they give you back the clothes that aren't good enough for the shop.

Right. So I go up and they're like, sorry, this didn't make the cut. Yeah. And it's like whatever clothes that were lame, but then this purse, that's gorgeous. And I was like, you guys didn't like the purse, and they were like, we couldn't take this one.

I'm like, that's weird. So I'm like spewing to my best friend. I'm like, how the fuck could they not take this purse? It's percussive, and me's like, I open the purse. My vibrators, and I'm like, no! Hannah, no! Hannah, no! Cause you know, like when your family comes to visit and you just put your vibrator like in random,

like I was like hiding it from myself. I actually didn't know that I never used. I didn't know that. And it was the perfect length. A pink, big vibrator. I don't think anybody knows that the giga just needs to know this. Hannah bought me my first vibrator for my birthday. How many years ago was that?

Who knows? All I know is I gave it to you with the confidence that you would do whatever was meant for you in your own journey. And all I know is you were just like, thank you. And I was like, you're welcome. That's all we've talked about. We had a sincere moment.

Like when I opened that gift and I just looked at her and I was like, thank you. Thank I just looked at her and I was like Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I was like we don't have to talk about this You know to tell anyone you do you bitch and her her her whole persona has just Been getting better and better I've upgraded since last I do have to oh good for you. Thank you. I do have to say your first vibrator It's very weird and hard to buy it yourself. My first vibrator was from a friend too.

Like everyone had that friend who's like a little more advanced and in college, she got me one. You know how like we randomly get sent gifts, or not gifts, but like we'll randomly get sent like PR packages and like it'll be like random brands of stuff. I got sent a vibrator in like this random PR package and I was like that's so like interesting. Like obviously these people knew I was never gonna post this on Instagram like oh my god thanks. I love her.

She is my man. I'm not posting Dildos on my grid. But like I was like she'll see that. I was like wait I can't believe they would even send this to me like, Yeah, whatever and it is like, well, they know you're a girl with a clitoris. Right, that's true. They're like, we think she's a human and has sex. Let's send her this. It is interesting, but also I'm laughing because I was just remembering your psychic telling you you were a non-in-apast life.

Yeah, that's a good one. It's really my favorite. Also quick question, how do you feel about the trend of doing just like a braid, like not a fancy braid, not a French braid, just literally a braid with a middle part in the front on both sides? How do we feel? Like should I do it? No. I think if do we feel? Like, should I do it? No.

I think if you're 25 and younger, you can do it. I've started and I never thought. I'm sure. I'm sure. I'm sure. Hannah, Hannah, you're 30. No. I've been walking around the town with fucking braids in your hair.

Any girls that wear pig- tailed braids are crazy. Crazy. I'm gonna do a pig tail braid. No, I know, but I'm just set. No, I don't think it's appropriate. If you're doing like a photo shoot and it goes with the look and it's like a vibe and a look, yes, if you're going out to dinner with Dez

and you do two braids, he's gonna get picked up by CPS. Like, they're going to think he kidnapped you. And like. So funny because every now and then, he's like, are you really dressing like that? And I'm like, what? And he's like, like, you're in high school. This is so weird.

But it's, you know, like, you wear a crop top in the summer and he multiple times is like, I don't know if this, I can go out with you like this. And I'm like, I'm cute. In the past couple of weeks, I don't know if this, I can go out with you like this. And I'm like, I'm cute. In the past couple of weeks, and like very recently, I've been in these like online shopping moods where like, I mean, they get intense. Where like, I'll pull up a laptop and a cell phone

and I'll be like, cranking, cranking, shit out. And recently, I have been finding myself wanting to be more sophisticated and covered up. And I've been saying no to crop tops, not never to mini skirts. I'll never say no to a mini skirt. Well, mini skirt is different. It's different. But crop tops, I've kind of been getting over them too because I've been so long that

the Zara ones hit my nipple and stop there. And I've just been feeling myself kind of Growing up a little so like any of the Like certain trends that you know are only going to last a season. I'm like, why bother? It's not like I want to go more in a classic vibe. I'm obsessed with that you guys heard it her first Yeah, transitioning a little bit. Her fashion.

From page news, we are transitioning. You go, I think I'm just gonna do Couture like Sutton from now on. I have also been finding myself not doing many looks for less. A bitch gets one paycheck and I'm like $2,000 shoes. I haven't pulled the trigger, but sometimes I'm like, oh, I worked for this money, I'm gonna buy a fucking coat. Yes, well a coat is something you want to invest in. There's certain things you want to invest in.

I've been looking at purses. It's fun, but I'm very into deep pop or rebag. I like buying used stuff because I like to feel like I got. Actually, it's funny you bring up vintage shops. There's so many good secondhand stores in New York City and so many good vintage shops that like I really want to, we should do a day where we just like when it's still nice out that we can like walk around for the whole day. But this is a thing. Manhattan vintage stores, so many are such a rip rip I walked into a vintage store in the Lower East Side So hip so chic they have like an old school TV with a VCR playing Casper like they're just like so fucking yeah

There's a fruit I swear to God a fruit of the loom White shirt with a stain on it for $45 and I was like does really bank it out. Yeah, I know that's insane. I just hate being ripped off. Yeah, there's like, yeah, there's certain ones in Soho that you're like, this isn't vintage. This is just your little sister's shirt. I feel like Brooklyn has ones where you,

the whole point of vintage shopping is you get something that's like Chanel for like $40. It's more like consignment. You have to go to like consignment shops. Yes. Is what it is. You're right. I want to get.

It goes love a thrift moment. Yeah, like I want to get like a vintage Versace, like pair of pants from like the 70s or something, like sick like that. And what's cool about it is rarely anyone will have it. Yeah. Where like you're in Zara, where like not only do other people have it, but when you post it, then everyone have it. Yeah. We're like, you're in Zara. We're like not only do other people have it, but when you post it, then everyone has. Like, I don't need like a Tommy Hilfiger sweatshirt that like,

I possibly had at age seven. I want something like vintage fucking vintage. Yeah. It's like how we love we're occasionally wearing like our mom's, our grandma's clothes because it's so niche and so cool. Yeah. I was really joking about realistic sex before, and I was just thinking like, when they fuck on movies, I have to break and rip everything, and I was like, we wear fast fashion, like we're wearing Zara, that shit ripped so quick. But like literally for every 21, I wear it and throw it away. Also, that's unrealistic.

Like I think I've been in a situation one time where I was so passionate that someone like ripped my shirt, but like, that just isn't happening. Like, no one forcing you into your apartment door and like, you're making out and you're throwing things. Like, that's never happened. Also, they never shut the door behind them and that stresses me out.

No, like, you live in New York City, you shut that door, you turn that latch and you lock it immediately. They weren't New York fucking city bitch. No, and they will like straight up like look away from the girl and like knock over a lamp. Like that was on purpose. That was just being dramatic. Leave my home to Coralone, you know? Yeah, like what did that lamp do to you? Nothing but provide you light.

I don't, yeah, and also if you're gonna shove me so hard that I push over something, I'm gonna be like, ow! No, like ow. Before you're about to have sex or something, there's a protocol, and it's usually me taking my socks off. You know, like. If you have sex with your socks on.

I don't like it, I can't do it. It makes me feel weird. See you in court. Yeah, if you have sex with your socks on. I don't like it, I can't do it. It makes me feel weird. See you in court. Yeah, if you have sex with your socks on, see you in court. You can't. If you have sex with your socks on, you don't like your boyfriend. I'm just saying that right now.

Because I have done it, and I didn't like them. If you have sex with your socks on, you hate yourself. If you have sex with your socks on, you're insecure and let's talk about it. What is making you feel this way? Because let's let it out. If you have sex with your socks on, that's a form of self hate that no P and the V is going to solve. If you have sex with your socks on, you got out of the very tumultuous relationship

and you're trying to figure it out. And it's okay, you don't feel like you have to have sex with this person. If you have sex with your socks on, what's a call of when the blood doesn't go to the feet? Bad circulation. Yeah. That's a circulation.

I knew what I wanted to say, but I was thinking the worst. The first thing, if you have sex with your socks on because you're cold, you don't actually want to have sex. You're not turned on. I've never been cold and turned on at the same time. You can't have to emotion now. You can't be wanting to have sex and be cold. It just doesn't have the body doesn't function that way. If you have sex with your socks on, you're paying too much in your air conditioning bill on mine. Yeah. Yeah.

If you have sex with your socks on, shut the fuck up. Like, I don't, will not take advice from you ever. If you have sex with your socks on, you do not have a fire pedicure. That's true. That's true. If you have sex with your socks on, you literally just want to get it over with. Like, you're not even trying to have a good time.

And that's rude. If you have sex with your socks on and you don't wear a condom, you're married. That's hilarious. You're married. I feel like that's your just married. You're just like, OK, let's get this done. And I have shit to do.

If you care to protect your feet and not the peatness. Yeah. See, I'm going. It didn't end with the climate. It's an act too. But that was a good little run we had because I feel strongly about it. I do.

I also am one of those, I can't wear just normal sweaters. Like, I try. I try. I feel itching in it, or there's a tag. It'll ruin my whole day. I have to cut it off. I've made you cut off tons of time.

Yeah, I got that. It means you're sensitive, apparently. I'm trying to make that positive. It's looking to be fucking sensitive. I can't wear tights, I get a rash. Yeah, but growing up, I was like crazy with the line on my sock. Like if the line on my sock wasn't perfect and it was like slightly tilted like days ruined.

Really? Yeah, I like was crazy with socks. Yeah, I just, yeah like sometimes the first thing I do right before I'm going to have sex is take my socks off. Yeah, that's like the sexiest thing ever. Yeah, like that's I remember with a guy who has a foot fetish No No, it's weird like we've been with

hundreds of men and we Thousands we've done the research for everyone's a millions, but the way people talk about foot fetishes, it sounds like it's one and every three men, but I've never been with one. Who has it? I've never been with one. Yeah, that is interesting, because we've had like legit long-term boyfriends before, and because I'm saying like, okay, well maybe if you're like just hooking up with someone for like a couple months or like whatever, maybe they're not comfortable enough to let you know they have a foot fetish.

But we've had legitimate boyfriends and I've never, I've never dated someone that's like, let me do this to your foot. I wish I did because I feel like if my foot just makes you turned on, that's so easy. So easy. Like you just sit there and let him do whatever he wants to your foot and he's like happy. Like I could be bloated. Yeah, like I wouldn't be grossed out and be like cool if that's what you're,

I'm, you can also get to an age where like if that's what turns you on. Cool. Because even if you know he's so into you, like when you're riding him you're still like, oh my god do I like what's happening up here. But like if you just want to fuck my foot I'm not like, oh is my knuckle okay right now? Right. Yeah I have hairy knuckles on my feet and he loves it.

I don't know. Okay, but here's the other thing for me. I have the most ticklish feet in America. Like it's a love that too though. It's hard for me to get a pedicure. Like, it's painful for me to get a pedicure. Oh wow. So I actually don't know if I could be with someone who had a foot fetish because like, I can't let my own boyfriend hold my foot. I'm like, you'll get. But the blood-tiggling fetish is too.

Have you seen the documentary Feathering? No. If someone had a tickling fetish, I would be the perfect girlfriend. My entire body is ticklish. Like, I would be the perfect girlfriend. My entire body is ticklish. I can't be touched really. Actually does is kind of like that. He's one of those people, if I jokingly try to tickle him, he's like, oh my god.

Yeah, it's not a joke to us. It's not a joke to us. No it's not funny. I'll be sitting on the couch and you're purposely trying to ruin my time because it's not funny like I'll be sitting on the couch and I you're purposely trying to ruin my time Because like it's not comfortable for me Once like he's belly button was showing and like I don't know where I went to touch it and like you'd think That the house was burning down. Yeah, it's not a good time for us and then like I will get this thing where Like you pretended to tickle me. Yeah now I'm tickled like I

Like I have the tickles and you have to give me a second to let me get it out. No, there's a full on documentary about called like feathering where people tickle each other and they like it off to it. I don't know, I forgot it. But do we have any front page news? Oh man. Katie Curric's ban from promoting her book on CBS.

Why? I don't know. Do we really care? I mean, Katie Kirk, she was the person who spoke at my graduation at Wisconsin. Bans from plugging her bomb shell book. Okay, Jennifer Lawrence pregnant, flaunts her baby bump in a crop top. I am so obsessed with her. Here is why I get excited when certain celebrities

get pregnant because I feel like it also means I'm going to be pregnant soon. You know when you, and everything relates back to me. You know when you watch a celebrity that you kind of grew up the same ages them. So you really identified with certain things they did and when they have a crazy party phase or they're in a serious relationship. Now I feel like the people that we watched in high school and college are getting married

and having babies, it's like, oh my God, we're getting married and having babies. We're happy for us. We're happy for us. we're happy for us. Like, we are happy for us. We're happy for us, yeah, I get it. So I'm just excited about that. It's like when I told you I got engaged on FaceTime and you started crying, you were like, that means we're getting, getting engaged.

Yeah. Or you were crying because you lost your best friend to a man, but I don't know, regardless. It was a lot of factors. It was, I was very excited for you. I was very excited for you. I was very sad for myself and I just got it out of like a Relationship and was slailing with like and you like that shape that I chose I get it. It was a lot of things a lot of things went through my head Wait, can we talk about the Nick Vial and the the caption thing? What the fuck happened there?

Nick Vial and the caption thing. What the fuck happened there? Okay, I'm going on Nick Vial's podcast. We love him, we love. We love Nick, we love. Okay, people are getting a little extreme. She played her eyes, she didn't put out a goddamn book. Okay, she saw some caption. It was just, it was a hilarious concept in general.

What happened? Right, I don't follow them as a couple. I don't know their journey. I'm like, why people love them so much? Is it really just because he... Their journey is that he's been on, I think, 472 bachelor seasons. He was the bachelor at some point. He was never met his person.

He was with Vanessa, who is now with a silver fox, who we stand. Honestly, Bachelor is the only reality franchise that I don't know anyone, I don't watch it, I don't know any of the people. I'm in to it for six years, because Girls in college got me into it, and it's fun to watch it together. It's easy sports.

Yeah, it's sports for girls. It's for playoffs for reality CB. So Nick could never meet anyone, but then he and he started off as the villain and then became like the voice of reason He kind of grew on you because he was like he grew up He grew up and he's like sarcastic and he got like way hotter Yeah, and he couldn't find a one. He has a whole dating advice podcast still single and then he basically meets this like drop dead gorgeous 23-year-old with dating advice podcast, still single, and then he basically meets this like drop dead gorgeous 23 year old with fun social media things they'd gather.

And so it was his birthday. Yes. And she wrote this like really nice sentimental caption, and then all of the sudden people are like, we've seen this caption before. Which is insane. Who's the weirder? The person who copied a caption, the one who

remembered a caption from three years ago from a random Instagram. The latter. The influencer. The latter. Who wrote it originally? Okay, so it's Billy Eilish's brother's girlfriend wrote this caption and the

Nick Byel's girlfriend Natalie stole the caption. Look. And can you read the part of it? Not the best thing to do. Okay, so the girl so Natalie's caption is this man. You are one of the best ones and anyone who's met you knows it too. I'm so lucky to not only share this life with you but to love you and be loved by you. You flipped my whole world upside down

and given every dream and goal a new meaning and purpose. Your sense of humor, honesty, generosity, talent, creativity, drive, heart, and passion just blows my mind. Cherishing your existence forever. You tear every single, you tear every classic American words. No, but I love it. That's where your brain went. You're like tears crying. You tear every single fairy tale to shreds. Happy birthday, baby.

I love you like nothing else. Cute, right? Wow. The original caption is instead of this man, it's that face. My favorite thing in the world is waking up to that face. You flipped my whole world upside down, given every dream and goal new meaning and purpose your sense of humor, honesty, generosity,

talent, creativity. Basically it was the whole same thing. Here's what I am getting from both of these captions. Y'all aren't in love. It's too long of a cap shot. Literally when it's my boyfriend's birthday, I'm gonna be like, HPD dude can't wait to celebrate.

Like, it's too much. Well, it makes you wonder, like why are we trying to explain that, like, you have the most beautiful relationship. Why is that? Why are we doing that? But further fucking more. Nick responds. Nick comes by his girl side and he goes as he should. Stopping me into her.

Yes. And I was like, yes. And then he goes, it was a friend's fault. She asked a friend what to write and the friend sent it to her, which made it worse for me. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's like me going to you being like, what should I say for Desi's birthday? And me sending a poem that I found online and like claiming it as my- And the part of me if I was naked would be pissed, I'd be like,

so all those qualities you just listened to, you could have come up with one unique one for me. She was like, what was it? It was like funny creative But then part of it's kind of badass like I'm gonna fuck I'm just copying and pacing some shit for my man Yeah, I can't like if she came out and was just like dude. Yeah, I didn't know what the fuck to write I know absolutely nailed it. I'd be like valid fucking valid I'd be like I didn't know to right and you guys are fucking lame for knowing that I can't be that.

Yeah, like hop off. Be like, did I not at least make the point? This isn't an essay. I didn't, it's just too much. They also, the social media police, it's too much. Like, it's like, oh my God, do you have nothing better to do than like track what these people are doing?

I don't even, I just can't. Oh God. Any more? What else? Nick Cannon is trying to remain celibate until 2022. Okay Nick, it's like two months. Because every time you have that great day, it's not that crazy. I didn't try to be celibate for as long as I was. It just happened. That's hilarious. Like, he's a father of seven. Yeah every time he fucks. And he's 40. Confirm that he's gone celibate on the advice of his therapist after welcome four children with three different women in

under a year. Wrap it up, wrap it up. But also it's like they make things celibate. Yeah, no we've like they make things. Celebrate. They, yeah. No, we've, we've technologically had advances that you don't have to have kids if you don't want to. Yeah. So I have a friend who is hooking up with her ex again. OK.

Il, why? It's like they dated for a long time. They gave each other time like a decent amount of time. OK. Kind of giving a shot, but she is not Having sex in her vagina with him Like putting her foot down. So what are they doing? I go, huh? So you're just doing anal and she goes, yeah This is a real life story. Yeah, there's humans out here doing this

This is what's happening right now. So she just does anal and I'm like, but I feel like that's even more intrusive And she's like if you do it right, it's amazing and way more fucking intimate and way more connect like you have to Know like way more risk. I'd rather have a baby than accidentally shit on a man Thousand percent all day cuz we'll never have sex again after I shit on him Where we will have sex again if I have a baby? I've never done it so I don't really know the ramifications But I know That you're still having sex I told her I'm scared to do it because my friend in college said she leaked for like three days

I'm convinced that no one actually does it and it's just something we see in the movies. And by movies I mean porn. She she's doing but my thing is I'm totally not against you having anal all the time. I actually have a lot of friends who love doing anal but it's the fact that she's like he can't get this pussy and I'm like wait you're still like so intrusive. It's a lot. It's just so near. But I kind of love it for her too. I mean, to each their own, who are we to judge? But I wonder what the rules are.

Like, can you not touch it? Oh, yeah. How are you just, how are you that turned on and like getting it on with your boyfriend and like not having sex the God given why? You know? Okay, well I would argue, when you do it right in the butt, it slaps.

I don't know. You're like, I was a non-interpathian. Yeah, help out to me about this. This is against my religion. I used to get super annoyed when you would act like prudent about stuff. I'd be like, Paige, go up. And now that I know you've been a non,

I'm like, I'm so sorry. Yeah, I've been an I could get in trouble with the priest. And I genuinely do have never done it. So I legit can't add anything to this. I love how you love saying that you love bragging that you've never done it. You original angel. You because you want to know why and it has nothing to do with like being a goody two shoes. I don't have a high-paying tolerance. And I know that about myself. And I'm not going to actively hurt myself.

Because I'm not trying to. So I tried it in the shower once. Don't do it. The lubrication process doesn't work. Water's not loop. He barely got it in. And I was like, no, I would outcry. I know I'll cry.

This is like TMI, TMI. But I tell all the gigglers. I told Daz I'm not going I'll cry. I know I'll cry. This is like TMI, but- I tell all the gigglers. I told Daze I'm not gonna have Aino with him until we get married. Good. How romantic is it? It is, really. He keeps saying the date of our wedding. I can't wait till this date, and I'm like, why?

He's like, I'm a taker. Literally. Until my, it's my husband's 40th birthday. That's when I'll do it. I just like saving some stuff for marriage you guys Okay, speaking of the church Yes, holy shit. What do I have a dope documentary for you? Okay? I discovered it because Chrissy Teigen posted about it. Okay It's called the way down God greed and the cult of Gwen Shamblin. What's it on? It's on HBO Max.

You have to watch it yesterday. What clothes is this? It's called the Church of Christ. OK. So she basically created a whole religion, which is like next level. The confidence. So much confidence.

It started with a weight loss, like promotion. It's called like the way down technique or whatever. Where she basically goes, and I'm just doing her voice, when you want to eat and you're not hungry, you give that food to Jesus. And you wait until your stomach is growling, then you eat and then once you're full, you give the rest of those

Jesus wait, I love that we're on like a Southern Accenture I love them now and the people are funny because so people are losing tons of weight from this diet and the girls now They were like it's basically just intuitive eating but like with religion behind it so people were loving it She sold over like 500,000 or like a million copies of her book and she gets this fame, she gets this following and then she decides to then take it one further and create a church based on it. So she's like, if you're gaining weight, you're not obeying the Lord. So everyone has to be skinny and then it gets fucking crazy. So anyway watch the way down. Okay. Is it new?

Yes, it just came out and then to wrap this pot up Squid game. Okay, I haven't seen it yet. I haven't watched it yet. Here's the thing. Do I keep it in its original? Have you watched it? I'm in it right now. Okay. Do I keep it in its original language and read the subtitles, or do I watch it dubbed over in English? Great question. So does we know he's multicultural, he speaks Mandarin, and he understands about that stuff. He was like, hell no, we're not watching it dubbed.

We're watching it in its language with the version. Subcitals, that's what everyone says to do. That's what you should, because I get distracted by like the lips not matching the version. Sub-settles. That's what everyone says to do. That's what you should, because I get distracted by the lips not matching the words. Yeah, it annoys me because I'm like, there's no way that's the pitch of your voice. OK. No, I know.

I want to see how the actors actually acted it. Yeah, OK, so I think I'm going to start that tonight. But you know that I don't like watching things that people are too hyped about. I know you don't, but do you love that? It's so good. It's so good. It is so good.

Wait, how many episodes are there? I don't know. I don't even like to look, because I don't like to know what that end is near. But it is so fucking good. And it's kind of funny. It's definitely violent. But it's mostly just like gun shootings.

I could deal with that kind of violence. OK. I could deal with that. So it's not. I heard it was gory. It's gory, but just with guns. Like, I don't like gory when it comes to like torture and shit. Yeah. I could deal with a gun.

Okay. And then finally, if you're not watching Love on the Spectrum, season two, what are you doing? Okay, interesting. Have you seen season one? No, I couldn't get through it. You have to. I saw a few episodes season one? No, I couldn't get through it. You have to. I saw a few episodes season one. And I watched the trailer for season two and I started crying and I was like why would I do

what I do myself? Christ the entire time. Yeah, the entire time. The entire time. But it's like happy to know. So basically love on the spectrum shows people around different parts of the spectrum and you just learn how their brains are just different. Yeah. And dating is so hard when you're just a, they call it neurotypical person, but if you, their issue is with social things. Got it.

It is so incredible and you just, you're blown away and you like understand that like holy shit They're just different and it's fascinating and you almost learn more about yourself through it Mm-hmm, and I highly recommend it. There's Katie and Ronin anyone who knows them knows I stand I'm obsessed You're gonna just love love and you love love. I love love right now My I hate my friends. Yeah,. No, my I hate mentor had is at a halt. Yeah. I don't know like when we'll pick it back up. I'm sure we'll pick it back up. We're taking a stop. We're taking yeah, we're

going off the road for a little and we're back to just like loving men and thinking they're so cute. What if that's what we called our tour the the wee event tour? I hate mentor. Our significant others would be like, what? I know. I have like, mean tweets about men all the time. It does is like, you good.

And it's not you. Oh my god, it's not you. Not everyone but you. Yeah, not you. Literally the whole group. There's a tweet where it's like, man, and it's just like the puking emoji. And it's like, my man. it's just like the puking emoji. And it's like, my man.

And it's like the hearts of people. No, that's legit though how I do feel though. I'm like, I hate everyone. I literally, I'm like, does. I will be talking about how much I hate man. And he's like, I can hear you. And I'm like, not you. Yeah.

Well, I want of them. Yeah, the cure with me. That's different. You've been vetted. Yeah. Anyway, check out our merch at gaggliedashquad.com. And what else is going on? We're doing our live show very soon.

Like, is it here before you know it? It's a core thing. November, mid-November. I'm so excited for it. I met a bunch of gigglers this weekend at Craig's store. And there was this group of girls, and they came up to me, and they were like, we're so sorry, but our friend is running here.

And I was like, what do you mean running here? I was like running from where? In walks the cutest little girl, it had started raining. And she's wiping the rain off of her. And she's like, I just ran here. It's like, no, I heard. And it was just maybe so excited to meet all the giglers. I will be on stage, and I will see someone

like in a CU and court shirt. Yeah. And it just makes you so happy. Yeah. So we love the giglers so fucking much. And thanks for giggling with us always bye