Giggly Squad - Giggling about Machine Gun's proposal, Jamie Lynn Spears, and field parties

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

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What's up, GagligooGloos? It's up, GagligooGloos. Very big for Wi-Fi. Man, it's a feature. We can't be manners. I'm in the day just got away from me. What's up, my GagligooGloos? Oh.

That's like a hype one. We haven't recorded on a Friday and so long, so I feel like our energy is up. We have shows coming up in San Francisco, LA, and Seattle. We have some special guests. We're so excited for. Get those tickets because they're gonna sell out. We manifested it so they won't.

I'm also going skiing this weekend in Vermont. Oh, welcome to our ski podcast. Just kidding. We have to get into some serious front page news immediately. A lot of shit went down. Honestly, I can keep up with it all. So page. It's a lot. Okay. First and foremost, let's talk about the engagement of Megan Fox and MGK. My favorite tweet, like since it happened, is people being like, I need her to change her name to Megan Gun Kelly.

And then they both get MGK tattooed on their chest with a knife. Oh my God, I have so many thoughts. Let's first, you tell the giggler's his dating history so we can analyze it. And then we'll talk about the right We're doing like a full deep job on this, but before I begin Do you think that they coordinated with Chris Jenner when they were gonna do it like they waited enough time? Absolutely

So did I I think they probably want to do it the same time and they like negotiated. I bet they probably wanted to get engaged first and I bet they probably wanted to get engaged first and Christianer was like not on my watch pitch But anyway now that MGK is off the market. Let's look at his dating history First one was his baby mama Emma Cannon kept her very private. Mm-hmm. No photos of her, but their daughter is adorable Were they were they married? I don't believe so. Okay. Then we have Amber Rose.

No fucking way. It's his daddiastries wild and this was his first public relationship. And wonder if that was pre-or-post-conya. Great question. Okay, things are just overlapping like crazy. He said that he didn't like being in the limelight So it was weird being in a relationship in the limelight talk about quotes that don't age well Their relationship felt completely natural and their busy schedules were poorly led to their split Next you're gonna die

Halsey Shut the front door. He was linked to her in March 2017 at the beach together. I kind of love that. Love that Miss Couple. Yeah, and he had, he also has changed his looks over the years. He used to have this weird comb over. I mean, he used to also be a rapper.

Okay, then he went to the Instagram side, Chantelle Jeffries. Okay. But these weren't like full-relation just, but they've been spotted together. Got it. Then this is wild. Kate Beckinsale. This bitches around the town. Oh, around the town. Wait, so she dated? Wow, epic. That she dated best friends. I fucking love that. She they dating best friends or they're just like PR best friends? No, I think Michigan, Kelly and Pete Davidson are like legitimate best friends. Kate Began-Sale must have a vagina made of gold. She's also, isn't she British too? And just like perfect.

She loves cats, we love her. And I feel like she's probably hilarious. I think she just likes hot, young swagger guys and then she gets bored with them because she starts dating Pete Davidson and machine gun Kelly in an interview basically was like run like to Pete Davidson and she clapped back at him and was like why don't you worry about things that are actually happening and donate to the stride wildfires the waste of time and things are not happening and never were and also please get a fucking life. Queen. Epic. I can't.

Okay, then this is a little, I didn't predict this. He goes from Kate back in sale to Noah Cyrus. Very weird. The whole Cyrus family freaks me out. And I know they're gonna get hate for that. But the whole side, there's something fishy with the Cyrus family that hasn't come out yet. I'm saying it here now. Like the Dougers?

Not that extreme. Oh my god, no. The two talented Dougers. Oh my god. Not that extreme, but something's a mess. Well, they're all very talented, but I mean, they grew up in a famous family. The dad was famous and they're all clearly um, they're

rebelling, but we don't know what they're rebelling from because they're all rich and beautiful. Oh, okay. Then he goes back to Instagram and is seen with Summer Ray. Okay. And he wrote, she came and picked all her stuff up on my birthday. Nice. I love when men are emotional. He's definitely emotional. Then came Megan Fox. Wow. Let's discuss this Emerald her

birthday and diamond his birthstone ring. Okay. This might come as a shock to some people because I am very traditional in the engagement rings that I like and everyone knows I hate pear-shaped, whatever. Yeah, yeah. I don't mind the ring because look, if there's anything better than one diamond, it's two. Agreed.

But I do feel like the positioning of the ring and the size of it and kind of like the band, the two bands of it looks a little like cracker box to me. Like it gives me like a, it's almost too big that it looks like tacky. I think there are people like certain celebrities that have done the two diamond trend and have done it really well. Like I love emrata's. I really do love Ariana Grande's. Same.

But I will say I do really also enjoy the green and the clear. Like I think that's fine. I like that. One out of 10, what do you give it? I'm going to give it a higher rate than I would because I feel like I'm going to give it like a seven. Oh, a seven, okay.

I'm going to give it, I'm going to give it like a seven where if this was her first wedding, her first engagement, I would have given this a three. I think when it's your second events, there's no rules, and I think you can be as whimsical as you want to be. I agree. I saw it, and I thought it was like perfect for her. The green is very like sexy, mysterious, almost a little naughty, a little evil almost. And then I love, they call it like a d'omoua ring. I wanted two diamonds.

I have to wait a little, I think. I have to do anal to get another diamond. You have to have at least three kids and be doing anal on a regular basis. But I thought it was great. But now we have to discuss the five camera situation and the foot locker employee apparel. What the fuck was that? And why? Why was he wearing the same shirt the Travis was wearing when he proposed to Courtney? Is there a cult that we it's the same shirt? Well, I mean, he wore they both wore black and white stripe. They

both look like they worked at finish line. I think he looks like a vegan beetle juice. It's like they like talked on the phone together and was like, it worked for me, bro, you should try it. Yeah, I mean, look, I know that the punk rock or vibe is really hot right now and really in. It will never be my vibe. Pete is the only one that like is in that realm that I would have sex with.

But he's a comedian, he's not punk rock. Yeah, it's different. Makes it a little different and he's like New York. The thought of having sex with Travis or MGK actually makes me dry up. I would have sex with MGK because I like his low voice and he has swag and he's tall. But like I wouldn't feel good about my body next day. I'd be like you go on the runway, you skinny bitch. There's one rule I have, it's that you can't be skinnier than me. That's just for my own mental health. But he seems like that kind of guy that just like eats whatever. Flaming hot Cheetos all day and just looks like that

and I don't want that energy on me. They are a flaming hot Cheeto family for sure. I lost my headphones. Some couples are Doritos families. Some couples are flaming hot Cheeto families. They're flaming hot Cheetos. They are. And I also think that people talk about like the

Emma Chamberlain Instagram aesthetic and like the photo dumps. So it looks like you try to make it look like you didn't try. And I kind of feel like the concepts of these over filmed staged proposals, they don't feel as like exciting, like maybe a hidden camera, but this one felt real like, okay, everyone got their places quiet on set, Like it felt very not romantic to me. Like it's like she knew it was coming. Yeah, she knew that she was gonna go down on her knee. Oh, wait, let's talk about that.

I actually really liked that. Yes, it was cute. It was cute. So if you guys didn't see it when he proposed, and you know, like he's obviously down on one knee, she also then went down on like both her knees to like kiss him and take the ring. And I actually really, that touched me.

I looked past the t-shirt because of that moment. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I like that too, just them connecting, but also when he posted it into the story of them, like falling onto a bed of roses, the only thing I think about as someone who creates content was like exhausting on the night that you got engaged. You guys had to like set up like how many tries did that take? Like that's what I think about the realism behind it.

Yes. And it stresses me out. I also feel like if you go on vacation, like you know what's happening. I wanna be so fucking caught off guard that it's like yeah I'm in pure shock. This is the problem as women we have spidey senses like I knew does was gonna do it. Okay so you knew it was coming at some point but you didn't know when you woke up that morning. When I woke up that morning, he was singing in the other room,

and I knew he was up to something, because he was making the singing video. I knew it was happening. I just knew it. And then he was acting so weird. Yeah. He had to drive into the city one day, and I was like, why do you have to go today?

And he's like, we're just half due. And I knew he was getting the rank. Like, men don't know how to really, they're sloppy. Yeah, isn't it funny when you know, like your man isn't like doing anything just too out of the normal? But like you just know, you're like, what are you doing? And they're just like, my friends fiance was like, I have to go get new headphones and it's gonna take a while.

And she's like, she's like, why don't you just get them online or something or like across the street. And she's like, she's like, why don't you just get them online or something or like across the street. And he's like, I just can't, like he just got so bad at lying that she was like, I can't even get mad at you. And then at one point, she's like, is he about to cheat on me?

Like guys will be so bad at lying that you assume that like they're actually gonna break up with you. Yeah, I would actually be very surprising if you were like, I think he's gonna end it. And then he's like, I love you. I could see myself spiraling and like breaking up with him first to like beat him to it and really he's about to propose. Oh my God, I had a, this reminds me of my fifth grade dance.

I'm gonna have told you this before. I don't think you have. Oh my God, I fully spiraled. I had such a crush on this guy. And the fifth grade dance was coming up and everyone was getting asked. And he, I had a best friend named Molly, who was so cute, we'd play basketball at the boys,

but like, low key, like, we had crushes on them and she was funny and athletic and cute and smart. Where's Molly? She's high. Molly's doing great. Good. Molly's in the city somewhere, vibing. Good.

At the time, I was not happy with Molly, because the whole entire recess on the basketball court, my crush was talking to Molly. And I went to my friend Justin, and I was like, Molly is a con. Yeah. Molly knows how much I like this guy, and he's gonna ask her out,

and I don't know what I'm gonna do, and I don't think I can be friends with Molly anymore This is so hurtful. I'm so upset. Have a full like I'm done being friends with both of them Molly comes up to me as like he wants to ask you to the prom, but he doesn't know how And I fully had like was like don't you dare talk to me bitch. You're like I'm sorry I accidentally manifested that you get hit by a car next to you. And I will try and take that back.

So talk about like a day change. I was ready to burn the whole school down. Winsed it up going together barely held hands but. Did you say friends with Molly? Yeah but when did I go into different high schools? Uh, that always made me feel better. And fun fact her brother was my first crush. Oh my god, look at us just spilling tea.

What about the, I love our blast from the past moments. Yeah, like he was my crush as in I had anxiety when my mom would leave pre-K, but my teachers knew how much I loved this guy and they'd make him just sit next to me so I'd stop crying. Talk about a hoe at a young age. Yeah, do you know the main type

when I was in like first grade in kindergarten was guys with blonde hair and blue eyes? I love that for you. Do you want to know something so creepy? I have always pictured my husband in my head. Like, like I could never see his face, but I could picture him with like a dark brown hair that's like a little bit longer and like wearing a suit.

That was so weird. That's what it's actually manifesting. You can't help sometimes the manifestations. I always imagined being with a guy who had different hair color than me. Like I always thought like a blonde and a brunette looks really cute. Didn't know it'd be silver, but here we are. Okay, talk about fucking crazy bitches manifesting. I was on a call with my best friend

from high school the other night. And she, we were talking about our anxieties and she goes, okay, well I stayed up till 3 a.m. last night planning my wedding. This bitch is not engaged. And she goes, I got so, she goes, I got so stressed out that my venue that I want, it was going to be booked up.

So I emailed them to see what their availability was. I go, you're not engaged yet. She goes, I know, but I wanted to see what the price is. I go, so is it all planned? She goes, yeah. How long have she been with the guy? She has been with her boyfriend for so many years. I think like seven years.

And they're definitely getting engaged. But she was like, I've been. But to even know the venue's next level shit. I then started getting anxious because I didn't even know what I wanted my venue to be. I was like, I have so much work to do tonight. So I got an instruction from the gigglers who are on TikTok to let the other gigglers know, don't sleep on our TikToks. I did recently do a TikTok going in depth about just how the longer the caption, the shorter

the relationship or like the overcompensation. And at first I felt like I was kind of being a hater, but then I clarified, when you write the kind of love you want, but don't actually have, it's super toxic for people who are living their normal lives, to just for you to always be projecting this overly perfect love that's not even attainable. And then when you break up, everyone's like,

we don't believe in love. It's like, no, that was a literally a romance ignoble you just wrote. Are you doing MGKs? Yeah. Okay, I read it because I didn't read it. I want to analyze that. But there, the only reason I give them a pass

is because they're quirky as fuck. Like, they drank each other's blood when they after they got engaged. Wait, I thought that was a joke. No, they drank each other's blood after they got engaged. She said we got engaged, we went back to the room, and we drank each other's blood. I would love to see a sex tape with those two,

and I don't, not even a weird way, I want to know. Like, I just need to know what kind of sex they're having. Watch they just do missionary. I know you enough to know that you would hate their sex. Because you don't want to see a sex tape with those two, and I don't, not even a weird way, Watch they just do missionary. I know you are enough to know that you would hate their sex. Because you don't want to be scared. You know, you don't want to be hurt. No, it's so funny how you're so open.

You're so sexually open and like, you will talk about buttholes and farting and everything. And I know that in the bedroom you are a dainty flower. I know that you are. I know that you want to be treated like a literal princess of genovia. I know. I know. Like if my neck is not in the right position, we're changing until I feel comfortable. You want to feel loved and appreciated. I want to be told that I am A stupid slut. Yes literally. Who can't read? I'm fucking out of it suck. You have a virgin who can't drive. Okay, so the Megan Fox goes and this is my Megan Fox boys.

Okay, so the Megan Fox goes and this is my Megan Fox boys. In July of 2020, we sat down. Why is that so good? I've actually never done it before. We asked for an adjick. She's always like, like she's about to ask a question, but she's not. We wear blivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us, but intoxicated off of the, I don't know what that sentence means.

All the karma, that's not a sentence. She definitely didn't have anyone proofread this. Somehow, a year and a half later, having walked through hell together and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him. And Jess has in every lifetime before this one, I will become say in just kidding. And as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes.

Did they think they'd be with each other for all the lifetime? Yeah, they're weird. And then we took each other's blood. So, you know what, my opinion is, she did not say like that there, she did reference like a through the ups and downs thing which we don't love. We don't love when couples say through the ups and downs during engagement posts.

Because that means something to you. Yeah, I don't love that. What held do they walk through together? Didn't they just have like a lot of attention and like a good music video come out? Like what are they talking? I feel like I am like an in-between captioner. I'm not gonna caption and say We did a thing, but I'm certainly not gonna go more than four sentences Does wrote laughs for life and he didn't even like run it by me and I thought that was really cute. I think that's adorable

I think that's perfect. I remember being impressed by that. I remember being like, I'm impressed by that. I'm impressed by that. Because you know how you'd like sit together, like what are we right? He just did it. One of my favorite times is when Craig sits on the couch and asks, what should I caption this?

Like, it's just such a vulnerable moment for men. I feel like. So vulnerable. So vulnerable. So vulnerable. But once actually was jealous, I gave Des, like a really good caption. For a photo that I wish I used. It was like him, Shaven, and we were in Puerto Rico.

And I was like, say we both shaved. And people loved it. And also, but the whole like we drink each other's blood thing, I think they're having fun with press. No, I mean, no, thing. I think they're having fun with press Not I mean no Hannah. I think they're legit. No, I think they're legit sucking each other's blood It's good source of iron. I've heard kind of like the Yeah, but not someone else's you could die you could literally die if you drink Do you think you had a game the character in Jennifer's body and the...

No, I think that is her in real life. Like I think that's why she loved doing that movie. Who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with? M.G.K. and Megan Fox or Courtney and Travis? Oh. M.G.K. and Megan Fox or Courtney and Travis. I was gonna say the same thing, one, because I just feel like I'd realized that they're taking

themselves too seriously and it would start annoying me, and then they'd probably have all these inside jokes about like magic that I wouldn't understand, or I feel like Courtney would just be hilarious. M.G.K. definitely does card tricks. He looks like a guy that knows card tricks. I can't get past it. Real quick, Britney Spears just posted something about Jamie Lynn while I was on Instagram. Wait, did you see what she posted?

I think it was yesterday after Jamie Lynn did the interview and I mean, Britney's post was fucking epic. She was like, I had a fever and And like, thank God I had a fever because I just surrendered because I couldn't give a fuck. And that is epic. Yep. So what did she post?

She posted something else. Chicks in the office just posted, I think it was a tweet, who knows? I'm gonna read it. Jamie Lynn, dot, dot, dot, congrats, babe. You've stooped to a whole new level of low. I've never been around you with a knife or would I ever think to do such. The only knife I ever saw you with at home was cutting the biggest pieces of squash I ever saw in my life and it was

too big for me to cut. Okay that was way too many details. So please please stop with these crazy lies for Hollywood books. Now and only now do I know only a scum person would make up such things about someone. I'm actually very confused you making that up because honestly it's not like you at all. Around the kids, Jamie Lynn and seriously come on. Congrats on introducing your older sister, the concept of getting low, low or lowest

because you went at that one babe. I guess she accused Brittany of like pulling a knife on her. Look, nobody loves a text rant more than myself, but you gotta reread that shit. You have to reread it because you're so angry, you're inevitably. Yeah, you're missing your points. And dot, dot, dot. This is the other thing. Dot, dot, dot is an period ending. That is like bad grammar really gets me sometimes. Did you watch the Jamie Lynn interview? I didn't. She looks so different though I feel like. She was put in this big white like almost presidential. She looked to like all of the world hated her.

Yeah. Like that definitely takes a toll. I thought the interviewer wasn't asking good questions. And I'm not saying tear the skull apart. She just was like going with a narrative like, so was it hard? Like did you not know? Like I want to be like, when did you know? Yeah.

When was the first time you felt like you couldn't help? Like I want to know the details. It was a fucking light first time you felt like you couldn't help like I want to know the details It was a it was a fucking light bullshit interview. I felt like there's nothing worse than a bad interviewer because they was Barbara Walters off like what an available I know Oprah is too important, but like who did it? Who you who did the interview? I don't know who she was, but she Who did the interview? I don't know who she was, but she did not ask hard questions and then kind of let Jamie like go on brands and then not ask any follow-ups Like what do you mean by that?

Like Tamra Hall, give me some Tamra Hall. Give me some fucking Andy Cohen! Yeah, like Andy didn't even know. Let's tear this shit apart. I don't know. Because the problem with this PR moves is if you don't answer certain questions, people are just like, okay, well, that was unhelpful to everyone. I think it's kind of wild that she wrote a book, and it's coming out now. You made it sound like it's wild that she knows how to write. No, I just think like, I just think to any capital,

like continuously capitalizing on your older sister even after, you know, she like got rid of the conservatorship is wild. Like you've made it, have you not made enough money off of her? Like Jamie Lane should have, should fire her publicist because she should move, go into hiding for a couple of years, I think. Well, it came out there is there obviously have this alcoholic abusive father.

And Jamie Spears kind of made it like she didn't really know any details, but then she'd say something like, I gave Brittany ways to connect with people. Like, I tried to help her as if she like tried once. And it just, you could tell she was saying lines but kind of forgetting them and they weren't really making sense. And I didn't learn anything from it. But it's hard because it's like, she clearly probably went through really hard times

with the dad as well. Right, because you don't want it. Yeah, because I did start to feel bad for her a little bit because when people are hating you as much as they're hating her online, is probably horrible. But also, she definitely, she was a kid too. Like, she definitely has some trauma. So I don't feel like people should like banish her.

She could have been manipulated by the dad or, the thing is, we don't know. We don't know any of the details. But then Brittany acting now, like, this is the lowest you could have gone when it's like, what about ignoring it for so many years? We don't know the details. I think just like in general her doing press and writing a book is like getting to Brittany, which I agree, I get that.

People are mad that it's like, we need to hear Brittany's perspective first. I thought that she was more gonna write a book being like, this is like what happened to me that you guys don't understand because sometimes there's way more victims than you know. It's like in a lot of like cult cases, I'll see where like the person who was abusing was also a victim by the idea of- I don't know if people give you enough credit

that you are an expert in cults. Yeah, if you're in cults. Yeah. If you're into cults, I actually interviewed India, Oxenberg, who survived the next year in cults, check out that on Burning and Hell. It was, I could have thought about it. Like, I really don't think you get the recognition that you deserve. I appreciate you saying that because that's what keeps me up at night.

I'm like, why am I not on CNN and talking about cults right now? No, literally. The next time there's a cult, I want you to be on my TV screen and I wanted to say Hannah Burner, cult expert. And this is not a hot take, but I just hate abusive men. And cults are like where they go way too far. Where they're mainly run by men like that.

They're mainly run by abusive men, whether it's actually mentally, and it's about power-hungry men that go too far. But I'm taking them all down. But with that said, I thought Jamie was gonna be like, this is my story, but it sounds like 80% of the book is her talking about her sister. And people are like, well, now she needs money because she's all the conservatorship.

And it's like, yeah, that smells bad. You know what sucks, too? Zoe 101 was one of my favorite shows, and then she got pregnant. And it was, and she was, and she was, Was she a good actress? No, I don't know. She was cute.

It was like a cute show. It was like a teeny-bopper, like pre-teen show that was on Nickelodeon, and I loved it. Why couldn't Zoe 101 just like a pregnant, and why can't they write that in? It happens. Well, we were 12 when we watched it. Like, it was skewed younger.

I think she was 16, but everyone that watched it was straight up 11. So low. So I applaud them for not putting it in, because it's a bit much, but. Story has missing parts to it, and you know how like you're like, I will never tell the public this. I think it's gonna get to the point where the public's gonna learn more shit.

You know who I really would love to hear from is her fucking mom. Yeah. Because the mom was a full adult, so okay, if your husband is that abusive and an alcoholic, you now have a duty to your fucking children. Like, why wasn't she being like, you're out of our lives, like, get the fuck out?

Or it's like that group mentality where a bunch of people get together, like, oh, she's not mentally well. We need to have her money and then it just becomes normalized and then you just start getting used to lifestyle and you treat her like she's not human anymore. But like, I mean, I'm not a mom so I don't know how I would feel but I think- Oh, it's fucked up. I'm more protective of my unborn children. Yeah, like right now. If someone said something about my unborn daughter, I would slip through the road. I feel like the story is just unfolding. Yeah, we're just in the

beginning. And Barbara Walters, I'm ready for you. I want to fucking sit down. No, I've never been more ready. I want like a Diane Sawyer. I want this to be one of the most famous, she should go back to Diane Sawyer because that's the one who was like a bitch to her in the beginning. That's what Diane Sawyer needs to do. I have another hot guy that we can start being obsessed with. Oh, we got who?

Do you watch Euphoria? No, I'm scared of Euphoria. You would hate it. I actuallyphoria. You would hate it. I actually know that you would hate it. It's so anxiety-ridden, like Craig refuses to watch it with me because it makes him too anxious. I even get anxious watching it and I love the show. I think the production company is called A24 and if you look them up, they've actually produced some of your favorite movies

and you wouldn't even know. Oh, they're deep diver. Yeah, they're so good. And they, they're so good because they're great at making a movie look like it's artsy. Not look like it's artsy. Like make it artsy. And it, yeah, they have a great aesthetic

and they make you think about what you're watching like you're not picking up your phone when you're watching like an a-24 production so in this new season I hope this isn't like a spoiler alert but like it's been out now for a week so that's on you guys. I'm out for 24 hours so get in'm getting together. Um, one of the characters, his name is Fezko, and he is like the drug dealer of the high school. Well, the start of the episode is kind of giving like the backstory on how he became like who he is and like that. He was like a bandend as a child and like he lived with his grandma

and then all of a sudden like this other child comes and lives with them. He doesn't really know how because he's so little at the time. He is like, he looks like Mac Miller. Exactly. He looks like Mac Miller. The best part about this guy is that he is not an actor.

This is the first thing he has ever acted in. He lived in New York City. He was walking down the street. I heard about this. A casting director came up to him and said, Hey, would you like to read for this role? He thought it was a scam. A couple hours later, he found himself in a like building with like executives and he's reading for this role and they hired him. Okay, that's fucked up because people talk about like that's how you get discovered in New York City. That shit doesn't happen ever.

If someone watched by me on the street and said, hey, I work for this company, do you want to read for this role? I'd be like, this is sex trafficking. Yeah, exactly. Like this is how do you want to read for this role? I'd be like, this is sex trafficking. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, this is how I'm going to die. I've watched enough murder mysteries to know that you're going to murder me. Once, apparently, a gap scout went to our playground

in Brooklyn and picked a couple kids, and my brother got picked, and my ugly ass was just a girl. They literally lined up up there, like, you, they literally lined him up. They're like, you, you, definitely not you. But we went to the gap casting and apparently my brother was too young. So he just like couldn't sit still for the pictures that they were like, we can't use this. But I'm as my competitive self was there.

And I was like, um, hello, I'm here. I'm a star. So they did a fake photo with me just to make me feel involved and that's how you know you're ugly. That's making you feel bad about yourself. As a former child model. Oh, you're not a model. Oh, sorry. You weren't a child model, my god. When you go into these casting, some of them, they call them cattle calls

because it's hundreds of fucking kids. And half of them get, like, don't even go into the room because they're so bad, because they're fucking four years old and they can't sit. And I can remember, like, sitting at these casting calls and looking at my mom and being like, they're so bad, because they're fucking four years old and they can't sit. And I can remember like sitting at these casting calls and looking at my mom and being like, they're so bad. Like they don't sit and do what they're told.

Like half of getting a job was like that you could just sit there and shut the fuck up. Yeah, that you can sit. But I was so sensitive and my mom knew that I was so sensitive that she told me that the audition like going into the room, taking one picture, meeting someone, was the job. Yeah. Like, so I thought I booked every single audition I went on until I would actually go to jobs and

be like, okay, well, this isn't when I did. And then, like, as I got older, she was like, that's the audition. But my mom was such a good mom in terms of like me being a child model that I didn't really know I was a child model. Well, it could be traumatic for you to deal with like a lot of rejection as a kid. Yes. Just down to what, like your looks or you're just not the cousin of the director's child. I will say their Victoria justice was the same age as me and we would compete. I remember there was a Barbie commercial and it was the only thing I

can really remember that I wanted so fucking bad and they're not gonna pick two brunette girls and she beat me out for it and I never forgot it and then she got her own TV show and I was like what the fuck? That is such a great example though, of entertainment industry. Like when I would do some, I would do some fitness modeling, after a tennis, then I'd also do some like acting stuff

and you'd get in the elevator and everyone looks exactly like you. Exactly the same. It's crazy. And you're just looking at yourself and you're like, okay, who's better at being myself? But like when Victoria Justice would walk into auditions and I would see her,

she was a star. Like she just had that. Like she would walk in places. She was so bubbly. She was a fucking adorable little girl. And like you would just look at her and like everyone knew she was going to be famous. Well I always thought you were a star and you're going to be famous. So. Thank you so much. There's room for everyone. There's an abundance of talent. She went the better actor, you know. We're not judging. We're not judging.

I'm pretty sure your matching sets are way better than Victoria's sister. Thank you so much. But also Victoria Justice is interesting because she was the star when Ariana Grande was acting in her. Isn't that crazy? I'd like to know the real story about that because Ariana Grande always hints that everyone was super mean to her on that set.

That's what I've heard. Interesting. Interesting. It's just funny how people pop at different times. Tinkz says this one thing. And I and a lot of things that Tinkz says I agree with, but this one is like specifically. She says comparison is the thief of joy. I'm pretty sure that was Brane Brown.

No, I think that was like Emerson or something. I think that was like Emerson or something. I think that was Beethoven. But no, yeah, it's definitely a great role. But no, but isn't that such a, because it's so true. Like the only times I feel like I hate myself and feel bad about myself is when I look at other girls Instagram, I'm a static. And I'm like, oh, they're so good.

Mine. No, you're not. Oh, you go to mine to feel better about yourself. That's like going to Walmart just to walk around and see the creatures and they are and be like, okay, I'll be fine. I feel like that's how people feel. That's how I feel watching reality TV. I'm like, wow, I feel better about myself.

And then like, that's what I realize people, you watch it because you're like oh these people are have way more fucked up situations Then you are one of them and you're a cat did we get here? No literally the amount of times that I ask myself how did I fucking get here? Well, how was it thin line between feeling like so glamorous and like famous in the Breville world to them being like our people laughing at me? So it's not like we're around bad girls club. We sometimes I wish I just went

full bad girl. Because you know how that quote's going around and they're just like cursing each other out. I'm like that is way more fun than like the mind games. I'm like fuck it. Where's VH1 with my contract?

Oh, God. Yeah, Victoria Justice and you, I could see looking really alike when you were younger. Yeah, we definitely did. Next thing that I wanted to bring up was, I have two things. One, you know how I said I wanted to start like reading more? Yeah, I thought that was a bit. I thought it was a joke. I thought we were being ironic. But sometimes when I say things on the podcast, I'm like, fuck, I said it was a joke. I thought we were being ironic. But sometimes when I say things

on the podcast, I'm like, fuck, I said it on the podcast, so like kind of have to do it now. Yeah. So I like, I bought an iPad because I was having such fomo. Because I feel like everyone has an iPad. Everyone's talking about their iPads and how much they love their iPads and oh my god, you don't have an an iPad and so I bought myself one for Christmas. I downloaded a book that I saw angry birds. The instruction manual. I downloaded a book that I saw. I think it was Jackie. Jackie Shemmo.

No, Jackie. Morning to Jackie. Oh, Jackie, Aushri, I'm pretty sure I saw it on her Instagram. I can't remember, but I'm pretty positive. It was hard. She's someone that I like their Instagram aesthetic that I go to. And I'm like, oh, it's so pretty and cute. Yeah, the colors are.

And it's called the seven, the seven husband's of Evelyn Hugo. And I downloaded my book. I spent my 1399. Are you manifesting a Google Squad book club because it's a lot for me to handle right now? No, I'm not. Oh, no. Oh, God, no, it's going in the opposite direction. Hannah, I now remember why I was so bad at school.

I can't read for five minutes and not fall asleep. I mean, I'm out like a fucking light. Reading's not your specialty. I'm not- Reading comprehension is not where I thrive. Did you say the most nervous you'd ever get is when they call on you in class to like read the paragraph? My mom had to call the school and say please don't call on page. She's having severe. I would

immediately start crying. I couldn't, I would never go up to the board and not because I didn't know it but partly because I didn't know it but I would get such like stage fright. But any of your friends help you? No, my friends would be like can you read? We're so different because I was the girl that raised my hand every time. I'm like, this is my chance. This is my chance to shine. And this is one of the number one reasons on why I'm such an advocate. No, she's a philanthropist.

Such an advocate of- Audio books? Movies? Reality TV? Shopping? books. Movies, reality TV, shopping. Of an all girls high school. Because in middle school I never raised my hand and I don't know if it was because there were boys in my class and being embarrassed in front of boys was more taxing on me. I don't know what the reason was but I know that once I got to high school,

I never had that. You're like, I suddenly got a lot of boyfriend's because no one knew I couldn't read. It was crazy. No, I had a tutor forever. My brother would call me hookdown phonics around the house. I know, is that so mean?

Do you think that you might be dyslexic? I think that you might be dyslexic. Because as your best friend, you're very smart. I think so. But this sounds just like a, because I have a lot of friends who are dyslexic in the comedy space, because they're very creative. Dyslexia is the kind of thing that they couldn't diagnose

back then, so people are just like your kids dumb. When realistically, your kid is so smart in a lot of different ways. Well, here's the other thing I feel like we grew up in like an old school Italian family. Yeah. Where it was like you don't have something wrong with you. You just don't fucking try. But like I didn't try because I knew like I didn't get it like the other kids got it. And I remember being in high school and all my girlfriends would go into separate rooms to take their tests because they would get more time and they did have like legit learning disabilities. And I was never even tested.

Like my mom was like, you don't have this disability. You just don't do your homework. So like I don't know what it was. This is wild, famous people who are dyslexic, Orlando Bloom, Tom Cruise, Leonardo Da Vinci, Walt Disney, Jim Carrey, Albert Einstein, like it has nothing to do with your intellectual ability. It's just like a way of learning.

And schools focus so much on just like memorizing stuff or reading it and regurgitating it that like if you're dyslex like sick it's not ideal. When I was little my mom would read me books and then tell me to read it back to her and I would just memorize it and the only reason she caught on was because I held the book upside down. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard. Oh my god that's so cute.

She said she told me like as an adult said, she cried to my dad every single night that I was like, like, so dumb. Oh my god. I was like, well, now I'm on reality TV. You look great. Oh my god. Unless you are my doctor, my lawyer, or my accountant, I don't give a fuck if you want to college.

I don't really care if you went to high school. Like it just doesn't matter. I feel like I became street smart because my dad and mom are so street smart, but they were also so protective that I had to be sneaky. So I like knew different ways of like sneaking out and like getting good grades without like getting in trouble

with I didn't. But like growing up in the city, you can't be that sneaky or like you get murdered. Right. Like it's like, Oh, you're gonna go to Central Park at 2 a.m. with a guy? You have natural fear. Yeah. Jumping out like my friends like first story window to like go to Taco Bell with like guys

I could drive. Yeah, like people always talk about growing up with like fields like drinking and fields and I'm like I had Prospect Park which was just full of heroin needles just full of like I remember once I was walking by and like, people were having sex in a bush, like I was just scared, I was scared all the time. My outfits to those field parties were always iconic. Wait, you have to do a collab with a brand called Field Outfits. Like, high school. Catch me in the field, how about that? Oh my god. I brought ugs to my school I just want everyone to know that everyone made fun of me for a full year for wearing ugs and then all this sudden I was like you guys don't know anything

That's how you know your fashion forward when despite the haters and the doubters you push through because you believe in your vision I begged my mom for pink ugs for one Christmas. It was like my eighth grade. I was an eighth grade and all my friends made fun of me and then going into high school like freshman year everyone had ugs including the girls that made fun of me and I was like hmm interesting interesting interesting Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Wow, very interesting. Very interesting. Our Uggs back is what I want to know. So back, they're so back. But they're back in like a contemporary way where it's their super, super mini, which I feel like when we wore them,

they didn't even make mini ones. Oh, like a low. A low, like to show your sock. Yeah, show your sock. And then the clogs are so back. I remember mine would get so smelly. Like, cause it was all like wool or whatever it was in it. That is so fucking on brand for you.

Like I'd be like, what is that smell? It's like a rug. Hot. That's dirty. Oh my fucking god, Hannah. I knew girls like you in high school. And I'd like step in a puddle and just be like, that's it, like I would wreck them. I was the one who was like chasing someone

in like the school yard with my uggs. So you didn't like spray your protective spray on them, ever. I didn't like that spray. Those uggs were so, they were just like abused teddy bears. They were probably also so faded from like the salt on like New York City streets of like when it snows. Oh God, anything else going on?

Oh, in front page news. I don't have any front page news, but I tried this new hair thing last night that I kept seeing on TikTok. I'm gonna post the Amazon link to it on Giggly Squad Instagram. Okay, so it literally looks like a satin rope almost. It's like squishy. You take the rope, it's like, it looks like this.

Get my drift. It looks like a headband. It's like a headband, it's like, it looks like this. Get my drift. It looks like a headband. It's like a headband, it's long. You put it on your head, then you take your pieces of hair and you twist them around it while it's wet. So you wash your hair, shower, while it's wet, you twist it around this rope, it stays on your head, it's very comfortable to sleep in,

and then you scrunchy it at the bottom so it stays You have to make a video. I'm going to but also this gets me nervous It reminds me remember when someone was like oh when your hair is wet Just braid it and then you took it out and you were like I look like I was in a washing sheet. Yeah, no, it's nothing like that The only reason I didn't film it last night is because I literally did it at 2 a.m You know what? Yeah. You know what?

Yeah. I did it at 2 a.m. And I was like, I just don't have the time for it. And I have to attest to this because when you got on, I was like, your hair looks so volumous and wavy and it looks like you just got a blow dry. Thank you. Because I also didn't keep it in long enough. I took it out like too early this morning. So it wasn't even a blow dry. Thank you. Because I also didn't keep it in long enough. I took it out too early this morning, so it wasn't even fully dry.

So I need to do it when I do it, like, tick talk about it. I need to keep it in for the appropriate amount of time. But the reason I'm saying this is because my hair is so fucking straight that it never holds a curl. It never keeps a curl when I use my rollers. Yeah, because you never use the wand either and I feel like your hair would look good with the wand. Because it just never stays.

It looks great for the first 20 minutes. Four minutes. And then I'm just like, okay, that was a waste of my time. So I'm gonna post it because I really do like it and it's so easy because I hate blow drying my hair. I also think the difference between me starting a night versus ending a night are two different people.

Like people don't talk about that enough because I'm greasy, my hair doesn't hold a curl. The girl you saw at nine p.m. and the girl at one a.m. have never met probably hate each other. I am so bad and I'm trying to be better, but my routine, I'm a bad. I'm nocturnal.

Like I'm up till three AM. You can't fall asleep when I'm doing things. Sometimes I am too, I should text you. No, you should, I'm always up. Really? Oh, lately I can't fall asleep. Like, you know, when it's midnight and you're like, yeah, this isn't going to happen. And then 3am, butterni or just like, what's up?

Des is been asleep since 7pm. I started listening to ASMR. That's like the only thing that gets me to sleep now. He listens to boring podcasts. Well, he doesn't think they're boring. There you are. And he falls asleep. Wow.

But sometimes he's me and flashback to the That's a good gr. And he falls asleep. Wow. But some times he's just what happens. And he flash back to the Joe Rogan podcast that we both wanted to kill ourselves. Oh, my God. OK, so this is sad, but the key to falling asleep at night is not getting excited about anything. Like, if you see something online or like you go shopping

or like you have a queue conversation with someone and you get excited and you get like a little adrenaline you're fucked. Like you have to be mind is quiet, have nothing to look forward to and I sleep like a baby also. People are like don't eat past six feet out. Fuck that. I get it. But if you want to fall asleep at night, eat pasta. Eat till you're so full and then that coma, you'll be done by night. Yeah. Like when I started trying to this whole like, don't eat past seven, I couldn't fall asleep at night.

I've also been turning the brightness down on my phone because like inevitably I'm laying in bed watching TikTok. And I've realized that when it's like, my brightness is down, I'm more apt to fall asleep while I'm on TikTok than like, have to put my phone down and like, try and fall asleep. See, I love that apt to fall asleep while I'm on TikTok, then like have to put my phone down and like try and fall asleep.

See I love that advice because it's realistic. I hate people who are like, don't look at a screen for four hours before you fall asleep. I'm like, are you? Some people? They see? They plug their phone in in a different room. Like my dad does that, but like he's a dad. The internet is lit at nine p.

Nine to 12, the internet is popping. It's where I get my best ideas. True, my brain doesn't really even start working till nine p.m. let's be honest. But I do hate that like I miss the mornings. I don't know, the morning like birds are chirping, that is nice. I just feel like you get so much more done when you wake up earlier.

Like, I'm not getting out of bed til 10 AM. You do, does wake up at 6 AM, you can't help it and we'll live a full day before me. And then I'll, like, 5 PM, I'll be like, I'm so stressed, I have so much to do, I have too much on my plate, and he's like, just wake up earlier. It really does work.

And I'm like, it does how? No. Yeah, it's like, get out of here. Do you know what I'm going to do? You're like, what cult is this? My mom was going through old stuff in the basement. She found this letter. She, all the parents had to write to my kindergarten teacher

to tell them about their child. And I'm like, oh, this is going to be good. And they go, tell us something special. It makes your child unique. She goes, Hannah has a great sense of humor. She loves to play games and is very physical. And she is a little bit moody in the morning. And I'm like, I haven't changed at all.

No, literally at all. Like I'm a different fiance at 11 a.m. versus 11 a.m. And 11 a.m. He's like, are you mad at me? If in the morning just know, if we have to get up before 10 a.m. just know, I'm thinking the meanest things in my head about you. Like I don't like you. Me and you like didn't have to say a word to each other until like one because that's normal talking because that's normal people. No, does the full morning person

where he'll be singing to himself. So is my mom. My mom loves the mornings. And you know what, I'm jealous. I'm not kidding. I am jealous. He's getting tired. It's more than 45.

It's getting cranky. It's 4 p.m. It's does his time for dinner. We got to get his jello and bananas. And then play bingo. So, and watch Jeopardy. And then do our New York Times crosswords. So, you guys, thank you for giggling with us.

We love you so much. This has been a great pod. Bye. See ya. See ya!