Giggly Squad - Giggling about mean gifts, tattoos, and Scott Disick's dick

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

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What is up Giggly Squadders? Yes, we're back. We're back. We have eaten a lot this week and we are carb loaded and ready to pop off. Do you get like, like, a lot of people who are going to be like, like, a lot of people who are going to be like, like, a lot of people who are going to be like, like, a lot of people who are going to be like, a lot this week, and we are carb loaded and ready to pop off.

Do you get like, like when you eat a lot, and then you take a nap, do you get like the sweats? Oh, I don't know, do you? Yeah. Like alcohol? I think that's called meat, that's called meat, so. I, but okay, but it's like, it happens even if I'm not eating meat. I have this weird,

where if I fall asleep on the couch, I have to get up and immediately take off all my clothes. Like, I can't, yeah, like if I fall asleep with socks on, it's like someone... You over here. Someone personally attacked me. Well, I'm a burner, huh? But I am actually, I like to see someone, it's just hot.

Like if it's hot, I can't. I know I, I use this to do it a lot and I stopped because like my friend approached me in the face when I made those kind of jokes. People were like, are you cold? I'm like, no, I'm a burner and they'd be like, no, you're a fucking loser. I'd sent you a meme this morning.

Paige and I really just send memes to each other. We don't even talk anymore. Except when I was a podcast, but it was like me as a friend and just like, sorry I was napping, sorry I was sleeping. Sorry I was taking a long nap, sorry I was taking a short nap. We are always napping.

We're always napping. So when people are like, wake up at 5 a.m. to conquer your dreams, no. A shy, a shy. If I woke up at 5 a.m., I would sleep all day. Cause I'd be like, I woke up at 5. Yeah. And if exactly, if I woke up at five, everyone would know it.

I would tell everyone. Like if I don't have nine to 10 hours, bitches I'm functioning. Like yeah. Also, I just want to let people know I am functioning today even though I sound like I'm hungover. I'm just on my second and visual eye and try. So bear with me.

Wow, good for you. I need to like start mine and stop stopping it. Yeah, keep like losing it. No, I just like stop doing it because commitment is really hard for me. And we'll unpack that later for it. Yeah, you keep like losing it? No, I just like stop doing it because commitment is really hard for me. And we'll unpack that later for you. Yeah, thank you. But it is your season, and by your season,

I mean, it is shopping season. Oh, yeah. I have terrible shopping anxiety, like I'll walk into forever 21 and just get hives immediately. But you are like an artist when it comes to shopping. It really is my craft, I would say. Like you have an eye for things.

I don't also get scared like spending money. I think it's an anxiety thing where I feel like if I spend money, it's like, I don't love myself. So I'm not worth it. So if I spend money on myself, it's like, I don't know, it's dark. That's really dark. But hopefully I've been letting myself spend more money

because it's like even if you're not doing well, even if you're broke, you still have your necessities. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. I don't grocery shop ever. Like if you find necessities, we mean do you have rent no cream? Seriously.

Do you have the proper eye under eye cream before you go to bed? I do. But in my refrigerator, I'll tell you exactly what I always have. Look Roy and ketchup. And a soy sauce occasionally. Like just a random.

Yeah, like just the packet, not the ice. And the packet. I'm not a fancy. I'm not getting the jar or whatever. It's on the same way because we're minimalist. However, with shopping, I feel like this holiday season and with Black Friday, you get harassed with all these emails from all these brands.

Dude, but how the best part about it? How good does it feel to unsubscribe? You read my fucking mind, I was about to say, how therapeutic is it? This is our mental home. Yeah. We go right in. To unsubscribe from all these places that you're like,

Snip Snip Bitch, I did not clip clip as Dorenda would say. I did not want to sign up for you. I don't remember signing up for you and you're out of my life now. I think the most passive aggressive I am during the day is when I'm unsubscribe and they say why? And I'm like, why? I'm gonna tell you exactly why. Because I've never shopped here.

I didn't sign up for these fucking emails. Who's ever reading it in customer service is like, okay, take a Zana, it's great. Do you type in other, you click other, you go. I have before. Because your brand is fucking ugly. Your emails are not creative. Get a new marketing director.

Understand what the customer wants. Cause you're just like, me, me, me, me. I'm like, you made it so hard for me to unsubscribe to this I had to scroll down then I had to answer questions fuck you just unsubscribe me also those places that are like oh we're gonna put it really really small like in between a sentence on the bottom I'll find that shit I will find it like if they say find the crosswalk in these four boxes I can't find it but I can find it. Like if they say find the crosswalk in these four boxes, I can't find it, but I can find the unsubscribe anyway. I still know where my boyfriend was September 25th, 2014.

Like if you think I'm not finding that and unsubscribing your wild out of your damn mind. They're all, there's also apps where you could do like a mass unsubscribe. I have a research tip, but I do think people should look into that and let us know if you find it. Side note also when they're asking if you're a robot or not, you're a robot. I guess I am a robot.

I am a robot because it doesn't make any fucking shit. How's a robot going to ask me have the audacity to ask me if I'm a robot. And then bitch, you're a robot. And some of them are actually really hard when they're like, type in these like letters and numbers. And I'm like, I'm a human and I don't know if that's a six or an S. Or when they'll be like, which one of these photos have a bush in it? And you're like, is that a rose petal bush or is that a weed?

Or is it like, I don't know my fucking, I don't know what kind of small trick it could be a small tree? Click the crosswalks, and then you forget to click one, and they're like, let's try it again. Click the stock signs, I'm like, Bucky. And you're always just trying to do the stupidest thing.

This stupidest thing. It's never something that's actually productive in your life, but talk about being productive. They're the, what are the classic places we shop on Black Friday and for shopping for? It's funny, because when you shop for Christmas, it means like also one for you, one for me. Right, for sure.

It's like when you're cooking, if I mean, I just started cooking two days ago, but like, you eat a little, you cook a little, you eat a little. And you're a domesticated house cat. I am. When you said house cat, that's amazing. I think that is my new Instagram bio.

Domesticated house cat. When you left earlier to get something, I stared behind you to see if that was a real cat or not for like a solid two minutes. Oh yeah, we have a fake cat. I got a gift, someone got me a gift as a cat. People love getting me cat gifts. It's gone to a point where I'm like, we got it.

I like cats. So where are the main places we shop? I like nasty go. I love nasty go. I'm really on a pretty little thing kick right now. Oh, yeah. They're always having sales. Nasty go's always having sales also.

Obviously, it's done. I like to look at urban outfitters just for any guests, but not actually buy it because it's too expensive. Oh my god. Last night I was online and I'm looking for a specific type of jacket and I haven't seen it anywhere but I've made it up in my head. I know exactly what you mean. So I do that a lot. I'm like okay, I need this type of shoe for this outfit and my mom. That's why you need a fashion line. Yeah, my mom will be like, where'd you see that shoe?

And I'm like, I know where I made it up in my head and I need to find it. So I put myself on these like, maghiver tassels. And then you start go going at your like blue, but you can't describe it because you don't actually know what they call it. So I'm really in the market for like a short leather jacket that has fur around the cuffs and the collar.

But it's a specific type of like sheerling fur that I want it to be like long. Yes. Yes. So I can't black, black sheerlack and a black leather, maybe even a patent leather. And I found one on Urban Outfitters that was blue. It was like baby blue and it was a thousand dollars. And I was like, in what? In what? In what? In what I'm like how dare you open off it is it like kind of copies

Smaller brands that are like cool. Yeah, and then makes it like mass produced and then also charges like it's a small brand So I have and they also sometimes tell like here is like this sock with a hole in it. And you're like, but, but what? Like, why? Why do I need the sock with a hole in it? Also, people get mad at me because they'll be like, what do you want for the holidays? And I'll be like, I don't know. And then they're like, what are you doing? And I'm like, shopping jewelry on my phone.

And they're like, what can you, I'm like, no, this is for me. You know what I feel better when you bought it for yourself? Yes. Because you're like, I know what I want. I'm getting it for me. And you figure it out. I'm not telling you what you got for me. Figure it the fuck out. Like at age 28, my mom is still like, send a Christmas list.

Which I do. LAUGHTER I email her one every year with links and like, sizes. So she's like, very easy for her. She should think me. Since I'm starting this journey as a domesticated cat, I told my mom I want cookbooks. And then she found out that I bought myself a bunch of

cookbooks, and she was like, what if we get the same cookbook? And I was like, bitch, there's so many cookbooks. And we got in a whole fight, because she was like, then why'd you buy cookbooks if you want me to get cookbooks? And I'm like, figure out your cookbooks that you think I would like.

The classic cookbook debacle of 20-minute. The Bockel classic. I have, I'm looking at the emails I've been getting. Forever 21 actually, I'm gonna say I like it more than H&M for like, cute tops. I do as well. H&M for me is really hit or miss. It is, it is.

Also depending on where you shop in the world, it's completely different. I mean, I know most stores change slightly, but H&M sometimes I'm like, again, who hurt you H&M? Right. And Black Friday I think is actually also very good for like makeup and skin products. Do you know I've actually never gone shopping

on Black Friday before? Really? So you are the queen of looks for less and you've never shopped online on Black Friday whenever you do. No, I've shopped online. I've never gone to a store. Oh, me neither. That's for that. Judgment maniacs. No, you're like a legitimate psycho. I think you're like, instead of doing a safe online, I want to gut punch a grandma and target to get what I want. Like in what world am I waking up to go stand with a bunch of people in the cold in the cold right like I'm not

I haven't stood in line since oh wait like I'm not standing in line to walk into a target you guys if you're a Giggler we don't stand in line no no no like even if we're at a If it is forgetting ice cream there there's a fucking line, we text our boy, we say do you know the manager at the ice cream place? You know, I don't know who works there. Their cause hits up his cause, and he goes, don't worry, go around the side. That's what we do.

Were you with me that time in Montauk this summer when Eric had a plug at the ice cream shop? Yes, and I recently got a plug at an ice cream shop, and I literally, I've never been more excited. Like, fuck bars, fuck clubs. Fuck any club I've been to. It's this place Snowflake in Riverhead, and it's like fire.

And this guy I was playing volleyball with said he's the manager at Snowflake. I sucked up to that motherfucker. I was like, that was a great shot, and he's like, I missed it, and I'm like, it was still really good. I got his number. He probably thinks I want to fuck him and I'm just like, when I shut Roll Up with my mom and dad

and there's a line, I'm gonna show them that I'm their favorite child. Oh wow. I also'm looking, Oretze is too expensive, sorry I said it. What is? Oretzea. No, the real, real the word grife. No. I just make that up.

The real grife. Grife. Grife. I don't know. I think that's like a made-up scrabble word. Yeah, something. This is where we need the gig loose. Yeah, I know.

Strife? Strife? No. I don't know what it is. I have a real problem with the rips. With the rips, yeah. Oh my God, do tell I have a real problem with the resume. With the resume. Oh my God. Do tell no real problem. First of all, astronomical. Astronomical.

Astronomical. Now, if you want to splurge on like a really good pair of leather pants that you know that you are you love this style, you're going to wear them for multiple years, then I say, yes, absolutely do it because I've bought in so many pairs of leather pants that are that I'm like these ripped. I hate these now. I'm throwing them out. They're like $30.

Oh, Ritsia has a good pair of leather pants. I got them. I've never worn them, but I've been told they are perfect. If you want to invest, yes. Now, on the other hand, they're tank tops, like they're spaghetti straps. I'm sorry. In what situation am I paying $65 for this?

Like, you're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. But you're right. There's certain products that you can do looks for less. As in like a top that you're not going to be like. Yes. But there are like splurge items that I think you should invest in like the quality of it.

What's your opinion on Nordstrom? Love. Nordstrom? Love. Nordstrom Rack really love. I love how Nordstrom is like, but wait, we're gonna add one more word to it and it's gonna blow your mind. Also Amazon Fashion, check out Page's Amazon Page.

Dude, Amazon Crush is that I actually get a lot of clothes that I wear just from like, that's when I Google things that I've made up in my head, then I just go to Amazon and I type it in and I'm like, found it. Yep. I do have one of the brand I've been issue with. So Reformation, first of all, just in general, it's so cute online, their branding's great. I am curvy, but like, I wouldn't say I'm like, a brand should be like, you need to leave this store when I walk in, you know?

Like, they're not like go-to-seers. Like, I'm normal curvy, you know? Like, I literally felt like Wiggly Blonde walking into Reformation. The bitch was like go-to-seers, because they're, you know, that was mean girls. Is that mean? But there are two fashion scenes.

There's one in Mean Girls, and there's one in Wiggly Blonde. You know what I'm talking about. I know exactly. I mean, you're talking about both of them, but yeah. At the same time. So we know of time to talk about separately, but I think that Reformation, the cuts are so straight. Yeah. When I put on pants, it needs to have some pull or at least some curvature in it. That's why I literally am obsessed with fashion over jeans. You guys, if you have strong thighs, big booty, but like your waist is small compared to like your thighs and butt. Fashion Nova, make sure that there's no like space in your jeans. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, Reformation can suck my dick.

Why do you not like them? I'm just like, okay, so I kind of have like the opposite problem as you. I'm too perfectly. Yeah. I have to get them all. Okay, no. First Reformation, I think it's really expensive.

Second, I don't think they're doing anything like groundbreaking style wise. And thirdly, I have a very like straight body. So like if I wear clothes that are super straight, I look like a 12 year old boy. Like I can't really wear those slip dresses because sometimes because it looks like I have. You feel like a baby doll.

No, I look like a boy. Like I look like a baby boy. That was pretty smart. Well, it was. Yes. They're like who is this 12 year old that like is having a gender identity crisis? Yeah, you have to mix like textures and sizes and shapes. Yeah.

Our mind is like, I actually have to wear tighter clothes to show that I have shape and I'm whatever, this is my own issue. I love it. I love it. I love it. Probably our managers after this are going to be like, hey, can you not bash every brand that you might work with? Reformation would never want to work with us. We know we have visions and you're actually good at saying no and just working with brands

that you love. Yeah. Now that we're 15 minutes in, we're going to the good part, we're going to tell you some of our favorite small businesses that we love. And I didn't even, I wouldn't like do research and like we're not reading off a list. This is based on brands that like over the years we've worked with on Instagram or like whatever. So you said you have one.

So I have one, it was, this is like a funny story. So there are these two girls that I grew up with. And they, when I tell you, we would walk into like family parties and family functions and like, because they were like friends of our family and they would dress so well. And we were like the same age. And I would look at my mom at like parties and be like, are you kidding me?

They have such good outfits. And I would freak out. And my mom would be like, calm down. They were like the first. The only time you're jealous. Oh my god, I was so jealous of these two girls. They're sisters, they're gorgeous. Though like one girl literally looked like a supermodel

when we were like seven. I didn't register outfits until like last year. Oh my god, I registered. It was the first time I ever saw a girl wear a wedge shoe. And I was like, what is that? I'll never forget where I was. I was at my uncle's house, it was like the summer, and I turned to my mom and I go, what is that shoe?

What is that? She goes, that's a wedge. I go, what's your year of year? I go, what's your year of year? Yeah, I look like seven year old page just having a come to Jesus moment. I was like, I need all wedges. Now I wanna be called dead.

But anyway, so they started this brand of just like comfy sweatshirts and like t-shirt. They're called Cassal. That's our last name, Cassal. Cassal gals, but they're Italian. So they write all these like funny Italian sayings on like sweatshirts. And they're just like cute.

And I think it's like a great gift if you're getting gifts for like your girlfriends or like you just want like a cute little sweatshirts and they're just like cute and I think it's like a great gift if you're getting gifts for like your girlfriends or like You just want like a cute little sweatshirt. You don't know when to get someone. So they're really cute I think that's why my style I constant stage seven. That's it. That's an amazing plug because anyone that you admire their style is a big deal Like I don't feel like you ever admire people style you like can like appreciate big deal, I don't feel like you ever admire people's style. You can appreciate, you can't like admire. It's like I'm not a lesbian, but I can appreciate a hot girl. That's what you expect to go up and stuff.

I can appreciate the spectacle, as Ramona would say. What an outfit's too good, you're like, am I a lesbian? You're a lesbian for outfits. A thousand percent. I would fuck the shit out of the outfit. And like, where did you get that? Do you want to get drinks and chocolate? Talk about your decision making process and your shop.

But guys, during the pandemic, I feel like you're going to spend money on gifts. But money nowadays is not like a lot of businesses are having trouble and I just I feel kind of tacky just going on Amazon and shopping the whole time even though we love Amazon, right? And I will shop. I've been shopping and I'm they've saved my life in many ways, but there are some places that I recommend you guys getting fun Gifts. The first one is eat me cookies. Oh, yes. So there are actually these two like really cute, a lot of female owned businesses, but these two really cute girls who had reached out and reached out to Dez actually,

to like send you cookies for something. And I got a cookie and then now I send all my friends cookies for everything. You're the first one. I sent Paige a cookie that they say the funniest things. The one that I got to like macaroni and a pot that's on wet us pussy. Yeah on the cookie and they're they love it I sent to you. I said Happy birthday baby girl love Massimo. I mean it was epic when I saw that I literally burst out laughing

Like could not control myself. That's the kind of reaction you want. You don't want to be that person that gives a gift, and then you watch a fake-ass reaction. Like, I'm a gift giver that I'd rather than think it's clever and fun and thoughtful than them be like, oh, I needed this or like, oh, this is expensive, she cares about me like that. Yeah. I'm actually, which is probably hard to comprehend, but I'm actually really bad at giving gifts. Like really bad. It's because you're self-centered. Yeah, I think that's what it is.

I'm actually so good at giving gifts. You are really good at giving gifts. Because I don't believe that I deserve anything, but I'm like, it's like I give good advice to other people but then to myself, I'm like, your piece of shit. The next place, ooh, another food company. It's like I give good advice to other people but then to myself I'm like your piece of shit. The next place, oh another food company. It's called eat duh, D-E-E-U-X and they sent me this cookie dough that is like enhanced with like immunity and protein. Basically like if you like the texture of cookie dough it's like healthy but you basically put it,

you can put it into little circles, okay, spheres, okay, I don't know cooking terms. Okay. And you put it in the oven for like 12 minutes and it becomes healthy cookies. Wow. I actually think sending food is like amazing. You know, what I've been sending my friends, like if something good happens to them, or like, you're good at that. You're that. Those like flowers that stay for a year. Like the Venus Du Boa? Yeah but then now there's like companies that it's like it's not like

$4,000. Yeah that's really cute I love that. I think they're cute. I think a company needs to come out that's like edible arrangements but cool. Yes. So it's always like getting an edible arrangement. Yeah, my mom used to do like Harry and David for people. Like those baskets and chocolates. Yeah, that's cute. I feel like adults on those. What do you think? So I follow this woman, selfish ladies on Instagram.

Her name's Kim and I've actually met her and she's fucking awesome. She's this amazing Instagram about how women need to be more selfish about like their emotions and Their confidence and what they need and what they want to be happy Okay, and she I she does like life coaching and I think she's like incredible What do you think about getting someone like three or four life coaching sessions? Is that insulting? Yeah, I think it depends the context.

Like if I gave it to like a friend who knows I hate them, they'd be like, you fucking come. Hannah, if I open to gift and it said you have four free life coaching sessions. If your parents got it for you, I'd be like, oh my God. Oh my God. They feel like we failed you. So get professional help.

I think that's so insulting. Okay. My mom used to say that it's also insulting to get someone make up. But now I feel like that's like, no, like that's fine. You can get people make up. I could see if someone got me like a foundation being like, you need to match the right foundation. Because it's been off this month. If I got you like the what's the Kim Kardashian thing?

Like the master class like I got you a ticket and like why don't you. Learn. Learn. Actually, I do think master class and like skill share still I'd actually like that. You get me one that's like how to do iPhone photography. Wait. Learn how to do iPhone photography.

Wait, learn how to picture. Can we start a tradition that we get each other things for our birthdays that are really insulting? Because that's hilarious. I love that so much. We're doing that. Okay, starting 2021, your birthday is first. I'm going to get you something so insulting. I can't wait. And then we just start doing it randomly.

I just get you like a ton of workout classes all the time. And you're like, stop it. This next gift is actually pretty interesting. It's my ex-boyfriend's company, Armand, who we love. Oh, yes, I know, yes, I love these. Does he talk to me anymore? No, but do I still support him? Yes.

Armand still watches my Instagram stories, and I feel like silently, I'm like, you're a good one. We're sorry. I can't say anything new, but all I want to say is thank you. Literally, I like mentally talk. I'm like, thank you for watching. Where is number one Stan? I just always thought he was so nice.

He was so nice to me. That's why I liked him. And he had a great style. He did have really good style. But like, obviously, I love to. But like, he was like, you think Luke was mean to you? I'm just saying. He's literally told me to go pick up some outfits.

Go up pick up some outfits in your room, Paige. When he said that, that was good though. That was pretty good. I mean, I was like, in that moment, I was like, damn, he got me. Don't show it, don't show it. I go, don't you ever speak about Paige's fashion style? Do you remember I literally did that? You can fuck any girl you want. What you're not gonna do is talk about Paige as fashion. You can fuck any girl you want.

What you're not gonna do is talk about pages outfits. And I said that is my best friend. I literally said that I was like literally pull a train in front of me of women and don't you dare come for page. And the whole table was like oh, I remember one point Carl goes, yeah, you didn't want to say that.

You didn't want to say that. Carl was like, you went too far. You really didn't know the exact same. Anyway, we're like, that's the moment that we went too far. We flipped tables. And that's the moment that we went too far. As someone said something about Paige's outfit. I'm like, yep.

I'm gonna lose it. He goes, why don't you go wear some wedges? You were like, oh! Oh! He goes, why don't you go wear one of those little purses that you can't be finnishing in? You go, oh God, oh! I've been shot.

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So I'm always wearing like hoops in one of them and then like a bunch of studs and then I have like hanging chain ones. So I get all of my cute earrings from, it's called Soflow Jewels. And I wear like a lot of those bracelets, they have a lot of really cool rings. It's hard for me to get rings

because my fingers are so skinny. So many good high fingers are so chubby. Yeah. I'm like a six and a half seven. And sometimes I don't have half sizes. Have you noticed that? Yeah, it's hard. It's really hard to get rings. I get a lot of my rings on Amazon just because my fingers are so small. I also realize that your ears are straight up just a dominatrix chamber. You're like, you're doing chains and whips. We have ear cuffs. I love ear cuffs. Ear cuffs are my favorite.

Do they work? Because I feel like they fall off. No, you squeeze them really tight to your ear because I'm too scared to get my- Every night I've gone out with an ear cuff, I've never found it in the morning. Yeah, one time I was out and I put my hair behind my ear. And one of my guy friends was like, why did you do that?

And I was like, but don't I look so edgy? I like work. You know, I work in art. And he's like, if you want to be more interesting, get an ear cuff. So you read my mind. I was about to actually give my two jewelry companies, because you can get forever 21 necklaces and rings,

but I literally broke, break it the day of. Like, I don't know if I'm too, my little muscular stubby fingers, but I break, it's so easily. So I love analuisa, have you heard of analuisa? Oh, no. It's like a little more expensive. It's like 40 to 70 dollars,

and I got one of those like Quasant rings. Oh my God, so cute. I love them. I'm obsessed with them. So Analuises for like a nice gift, but then like more affordable stuff. I like this place, Blue Moon Co, BLU Moon Co. And they have just like all the stylish pieces.

I was laughing because you remember that vine? Like, oh, you almost made me drop my croissant. Do you remember that? No. No, but I do know that I do judge people by how they say croissant. If anyone knows that vine, it's hilarious. It's like some guy scaring his friend and he goes, oh, you almost made me drop my croissant. So funny. And when you said croissant, right?

I like to plate it in my head and like start laughing. How do you pronounce it when you go to a bakery? Chris on I say quesson Because I'm cold through though boo. She has no, but I don't say quesson. I don't go qua. I just go quesson Interesting, so it's like in between and that for people who didn't hear the difference there was a difference I we're so stupid. We forgot to promote our merch. Oh my God, guys. Merch. We literally were just talking before we started recording. We had so many more ideas for merch.

We were like, yes, we're going to do this. And we'll start the podcast talking about merch. Totally flew out the window. So, fuck it. We dropped merch. Our first merch launch was flew out the window. So, fuck it. We dropped merch. Our first merch launch was fun, but messy. It was messy, we got it done. It was a learning experience, but we loved it.

We loved it. We loved the stuff, and now we're with this new company who made the most amazing products. We have our allegedly gear. We have our gigley squad graffiti gear, and we have our like kinda like, Pablo-ish gigley squad outfits. Stop. And then we have hats like kind of like Pablo-ish, Gagley Squad outfits. Stop.

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We're saying it's for the fucking more things. I think some things are too girl. Yeah, for the fucking more stuff. And Manifest, that shit is also coming. So yes. Fuck it, let's do front page news. Amelia Hamlin and Scottisick Thoughts. Oh, oh, this is, I need to ask you this.

As someone who's dating someone older, what are your thoughts on keeping things? My thoughts are that if you are over 26, that means your brain is fully formed and you can date guys, guys brains like never fully formed, but as a woman, after 26 literally girls if you're single look in the 40s look in the 50s those guys are also guys like

simmer down in their 40s like they don't get upset about the same things they're just mature they're trained they've made tons of mistakes that women have yelled at them for so they're not gonna make it again I'm just throwing that out there however when you were, what is she 19? 19. Her brain is not fully formed. Scott is not a good influence. And I hate it.

I think it's bad. I think it's lame. And if he's trying to make Courtney jealous, if I was Courtney, I'd be like, Roast now. I love the tweet where people are excited about COVID-19 being like, Scott, COVID-19. Yeah. Oh, COVID-19.

I think it's inappropriate. I think it's inappropriate. And I think it's borderline creepy that you could even have sex with a girl who's that young. When I see a guy who's under 25, I'm like, oh, I can appreciate. I can appreciate the spectacle of like a hot guy. But in like real life, I can't date you because I feel awkward. Well, that's a key term. If you want to have a wild night with a hot 23 year old girlfriend, if a guy wants to have sex with a 19 year old,

fine. It's a fun story. But to date, like what do I talk about? Dude, what do they talk about? And I agree with you 100% that after a certain age as a woman, then I think, yes, you can 1000% go older. And it'll be fine. You're gonna run into some weird things and you have to be really ready to date someone older.

I feel like I wasn't because I still like to like, you know, fuck it up every once in a while. But like, I'd like to fuck shit up. But mentally, you can connect with them at 19. I mean, I don't even think I knew how to spell my name. Same, I still don't even think I knew how to spell my name. Same, I still didn't know my social security number. After my dad said, if I knew what I would tell people,

you told me not to remember. I like, I finally memorized it at like 22. I was like, okay, if I die, I should know this number. If you die, you don't need to know your number, you're dead. Whatever. You know what I meant. But I'm gonna unpack this deeper for another mental health moment.

Do you think that Scott is just like ripped apart by the Kardashians and so controlled by them that he's trying to like have some women in his life that he can control? Wow. Like I think there's a little bit of like manipulation happening. I mean, I think so 100%. Because why'm going to keep going after these little girls.

Because you know he comes in and Courtney's like, get your shit together, you're a loser, stop doing this, stop doing that, be a fucking dad. So he wants a young girl who's just like, oh my god, do you have a Lambo? Yeah, I mean at 19 you're going to be like, anything to you is going to be cool. Anything they do is going to be cool. Anything they do is gonna be cool. Everything they do is right. Yep, you want them to like you so much. Cause they're a fucking adult.

Every single time this morning, that was like, wait, we just realized a lot of adults are stupid as shit. And like, we kind of knew that, but now it's confirmed. Like, adults are stupid. I think you're spot on with that. I think he probably likes being like adored, and he's so cool, and he he's older and all of this. But I mean, she's closer to Mason's age than him and I just find that.

I just find that so weird. And I'm fine with an age difference but not when your brain is not fully formed. Okay, I have a question that just popped into my brain. What if it was reversed and she was 37 and he was 19? No, that is even worse. Cause like guys in their 19 are straight up squirrels. Squirrels. Oh, squirrel brains.

That's so weird. What would you talk to a 19 year old boy about? What would we talk to a 19 year old boy about? I have no, one of my guy friends is two years younger than me and I always act like I'm his baby sitter. I love him and you guys younger than me. I always act like I'm his babysitter. I love him and you guys younger than me, you're always like, he's like 12.

He could be a day younger than me and I'm like, he's 12. He's so cute but like, I think I'm 12. The only boys that I wanna talk to are guys who haven't hit puberty yet. Like, you know, like, I was babysitting an 11 year old kid recently and like, they haven't got fucked up by society yet

and they're so pure and I'm just like, let's talk about like the meaning of life. But like once they hit puberty, like men just, yeah, they just want to destroy things. A thousand percent. I mean, I think you can have an age difference and really get along with that person. Oh my God, yes.

But you're still like in the developmental stages, no. Yeah, if you're that young, I think after 25, then like, yeah, if both of you are after 25, then you can figure it out, like things work. But to be 19, I mean, you don't know anything. When you're in a relationship, you want to feel like you learn from each other and you, like, make each other better. How do you, how, what is the 19 year of boy going to teach me? Nothing. That my skin isn't perfect anymore. No, like what you're not a project. I don't want a date a guy who's skin is better than me No, I can't You would get so jealous. I would get so mad. What's next?

Okay, wait let's talk about this we didn't talk about this when the girl from love Island member Megan Yes, oh my God. With the Instagram message from Scott about her being me to EL, who is dating Delilah Amelia's older sister? First of all, Elia, EL was a dick. That was a bullshit. Megan did nothing wrong,

but the fact that Scott is now watching it, I feel like maybe Amelia made a side comment, like, oh my god, she was so mean to you all. And then he went on like, it seemed like a drug field rant. I feel like, allegedly. Yeah, allegedly, this was drug-fueled. I feel like they were probably at like a dinner or something and they were just like talking about reality TV

and him being on it and him saying like, yeah, like I could have gone further or something with Megan, whatever, or I could have made it, whatever. And then I feel like Skow's probably like, you know what would be hilarious if I messaged her, like she'll freak out. And she did.

I think he meant it in like, I'm gonna be a dick and see what this girl says, because when he first messaged her and this is a classic girl move that I have used all million times. Okay, he first messaged her and said like, hey, I have a question for you. She messaged back and said, hey you, which is a subtle like flex? I have texted back so many guys in my lifetime, like a hey you. And that I feel like shows like, hey, like it's kind of flirty, but I'm still just saying, hey, okay, that is such a great

observation because hey you is such a flirt because no one says hey you go, hey you, that's how you say it. So when you, but when you're reading it out, you can't, no one could get mad at you because you're like, I said, hey you. But the way you say, hey you is, hey you. Yeah. Wow, you're like, she literally thought it's got this like one to fuck her

and then he went on like, that's it, went in on her and she was just like, shit. And then she blasted him. blasted at her. Which I appreciate. But then he posted like some TikTok of like this girl reading

the messages and like laughing hysterically she's like this is why I love the internet and he posted that tiktok oh so he he's I mean Scott Disic has a great sense of humor. He really does I think he's hilarious I like him I think he's like probably fucked up in that. Yeah also there's only 37. Yeah 37 it's like 37. 37? Yeah. 37, it's like, I mean, I'm 29. 37's like young to me.

Yeah, 37 now at 28, I think 37 is young. It's actually a good age. I mean, it's a good age for guys. I feel like. Yeah. You know, if I was 37, I'm out here dating 19-year-olds, that's when you would gift me the life coaching classes. Like, just look at TikTok, if you're getting like 19 year old cravings,

and then like leave it at that. Now, I have one guy on TikTok that I'm really obsessed with recently, and he is 19. Okay, is that the one who you sent getting out of the car? Yes. For some girl posted the funniest TikTok going, bro, we have an assignment tomorrow We have a group assignment do stop flexing on TikTok and answer your fucking email

We have a chemistry test tomorrow like it was so funny. I Love him. I would be so mad if he was in my group project though And like he's just blowing up on take-talk posting shirtless videos and like he hasn't done shit I feel like I didn't have any like really hot guys in one of my classes. I had one class with a really hot guy who sat next to me and it was hard to work. And we didn't speak the entire class,

like that entire semester. And then I saw him like senior week. And I was like, I have a crush on you. And that just a little bit about me. What do you say? He said, I have had a crush on you. That's crazy, but also makes me so upset. This is why like sometimes girls make the first move.

He was just waiting for a sign from you and you wouldn't do it. And I wouldn't do it. And then I was like, am I really gonna be at this party and he's not gonna say anything to me? And I like texted do it and then I was like am I really gonna be at this party and he's not gonna say anything to me And I like texted my friend to see if he was gonna be there and then when he was there went up to him And I was just like what's up? I have a crush on you. I love college crushes because you're not Enough in yourself to like actually date someone in college or like you don't know if you really want a boyfriend yet

Like you're just so confused and college about yourself and you're like, I don't even know about penises, but I remember there was a guy who sat next to me, no, he sat in front of me in this music class, and it was like a 10 a.m. class and he drank Mountain Dew at 10 a.m. at Hannah, but he was like a surfer bro, like he looked at me like my hair and like he was just, he was so cute, like people. Was he blonde or brunette? Like blonde, like Sandy Brown okay and he just had oh he was just so hot and I called him out and do boy to my friends

yeah I spoke to him once but like loved that man wait I love having names this guy that I'm talking about to my friends used to call bar boy because he was just like he's like that classic guy that would be like at the end of the bar with his friends and I like didn't know his name for a while. I was like, you know, like bar boy. If you don't have a nickname for the guy, you don't really have feelings for him. Absolutely not. Also, it is so much fun to just have a crush like, okay, back in the day when we went on what not yachts way worse than yachts To remind me of this cruise is I've never once been on a crew Okay, so I went on a cruise when I was like 16 okay And turns out I was kind of fucking boring because they're just like my family and you couldn't like drink because I was 16 and

My parents I don't know it was fun, but I was kind of bored So the second day my mom and I saw like this hot guy and my parents, I don't know, it was fun, but I was kind of bored. So the second day, my mom and I saw this hot guy and my mom helps with all my endeavors because she's bored too. We decide where obsessed with him. We spend the whole fucking trip trying to find him again, like everywhere, like my dad knows about it, like it's a flop.

Everyone's in on it. Everyone's in on it. Everyone's in like recon. Because like in on it. Everyone's doing recon. Everyone's doing recon. Because like, you know, you're out. You're at the hot tub. You're like, where is this guy? But it's a pretty big cruise.

So then third to last day, we go to one of those performances that are super cheesy and he's sitting behind me. And I know, like, I might not see this man again. Like, he's not a man. He's a boy. I'm like, this is my time. And I looked to my mom and I was like, let's get into action. So I turn around. I was just like what's up We end up like spending the night like kind of hanging out turns out he's a fucking weirdo

I mean like obviously where the chances that he's just like amazing He was so hot but so weird and then like we kissed and then he became like obsessed with me and we were hiding from him the next two days and my dad is like I don't understand women literally do look up my dad I was like dad if you see him we have to run and he's like this the guy you were obsessed with and I was like yeah we're not anymore we were straining order order. We hate him. What is that? I mean, it's just so much fun to make up in your mind. Like, I am the queen of projection. Like, I would rather not get to know you

and just like, see your face on Instagram and be like, you are perfect. We would be obsessed with each other. There's hope in life. Like, hope is way more fun than reality sometimes. And like, what is it? Even like, now still. If you don't show me any, like, attention, I'm like, what is it? Even like, now still. If you don't show me any like attention,

I'm like, oh my God. Now I love you. I have to obsess over you. My friends are like, can you stop? I'm like, no, this is my husband. I've already, I think it's because you create in your mind like this idealistic world. And that's what you go off of.

When in reality, if you dated this person, you guys are probably fucking hate each other and it would be the worst. But you don't know that yet. Because you've also not had real relationships or real relationships come to such a basic, does your lifestyle match with this person? It really becomes very simple. Do you just enjoy having basic conversations? All that that other pheromone like fancy bullshit wears off. It comes like such a basic thing. That's when people are like, I know he lives in Australia. Like,

you're just like pro calm down. Then again, Australians are hot. I get it. My number one test, like when I was dating in the dating world, my number one test is and was, can I sit on the couch with you and not have the TV on and talk for two hours. If we can't do that, I don't like you. Do you know how I know I like someone when I get to the couch and I realize we haven't talked for like five minutes. Interesting. Because I can fill up space like nobody's fucking business.

Like I can talk to a wall. But like when I feel comfortable around someone like me and you, do you remember we started getting to Ubers and just be like release and like turn off and just like that's like show a me and your name. Yeah, that's when I knew I was like, oh she's family. Right. Like people who know me shy know me. Right, but I'm talking about like if you're sitting there and you're on the couch with someone. Yes. And like you have to think like, okay, we should be the next thing we talk about. If I have to think that in

my head, like, what should we say? No, then I don't like you. It can flow for two hours and you're like, oh my god, we just like talk for two hours. Then I'm like, do you have to think too hard on what you wanna text the man? He's not your person. And I know that's sexy here, because it means you really love them. Wait, if you have to think too hard on what you think is that? Like if you're questioning Smiley Face or No Smiley Face,

like it's okay to question a little in the beginning, because you're questioning Smiley face or no Smiley face like it's okay to the question a little in the beginning Because you're like maneuvering it But if you're actually just like basic like personality stuff like it should just feel natural You should feel comfortable to be like whatever I say he's gonna vibe with I mean, I think it just because I have such high anxiety No matter what text I send to anyone. I'm like right when I press on I'm like you idiot Why would you say like, oh my God. Did you just talk about grilled cheese sandwiches again? Like there's so many times I'm just like,

I would never text me back. I just don't, I'm just, I get it. I get it because I'm excited, texts are too. So I just don't text. Like I'm just super sure. That's how you deal with it. And then it's like, oh, you want to talk to me, FaceTime me. I love, I love that. What else do we have in front page news? Okay. So there's like a lot of debacle with the Grammys and the weekend. So the weekend

is going to be the Super Bowl half time performance. And he had a number one song on the Billboard 100 for like 40 weeks. Like he was number one. Blinding lights. Yes. And he didn't get nominated for a Grammy and he said that it was because he's doing the Super Bowl and the president of like the association for the Grammys was like that's not what it is. And then all these celebrities are coming out and being like, Drake was one of them. Like, there's such a disconnect from impactful music and the Grammys. Like, we need to do something about this. And like, I get it.

If I'm number one in everyone knows my song and then you don't nominate me for a Grammy, I'd be like, bro. Well, it's like, what do you have to do? And then Nicki Minaj was like, oh I'm back by the way she lost in 2012 Mm-hmm best new artist award to Bon Iver Do you know who Bon Iver is? Yeah, I've heard of them. I've heard of them, but like do you know Nicki Minaj is?

Yeah, so like basically Nicki was like I lost to a white man for no reason Right and she went like people were hyped on Nicki in 2012 for no reason. Right. And she was in the middle. When people were hyped on Nikki in 2012. 2012 when Nikki came, like, it was a game over. And also it was like, she was a black female rapper who people were obsessed with, which is so hard to break into.

It's so crazy because here's like a tidbit of information. When I first heard Nicki Minaj, it was the song Bedrock. I'll never forget where I was. I was in a car with my high school boyfriend. If you're from Albany, we were driving down Route 9 and I said, who is this? And from then on, we were obsessed with her and that was in like 2000, probably like 2009.

2009. I can make you a bedrock. We're in college. When does she walk in the car? Yeah, okay, so then I was a senior. Yeah then I was a senior in high school probably. Anyway, I'm a couple months older than you. Oh my god, are you planning your retirement party? Okay, what else do we have? I have always wanted to ask your thoughts on this.

What are your thoughts on Miley Cyrus? Just like in general as a human. I think Miley's epic. I don't think she's perfect, but I think that like what she does and that she's different is cool. She's probably an arse assist. She's probably a little bit off, but I like her. Okay. I've never, and I think she's really talented.

Interesting. Have you seen her sing Joleen? Yeah, no, I know. I know. like I got it Like I think she's great. I think she's way more talented of a singer than a lot of people who are famous singers And I think she's way more talented than I could ever be I'm just never like sold on her, you know Like people are obsessed with her and I'm like, yeah, no like I like her People are speculating like her new album that's out.

And one of the songs is called WTF Do I Know and everyone's saying that it's about Liam Hemsworth. And that like she thought she was gonna be with him forever. And then there's a line that's like maybe getting married just to cause a distraction. I just love Liam Hemsworth so much. I don't know. Oh, you know what?

I always forget him when people are like, who's your celebrity crush? Liam Hemsworth is up there. He's so up there. Him and his brother. See Liam's my number one. His brother I could do without. I think Liam is one of the hottest guys ever,

and it's crazy because I'm not really into blondes. Liam's not to Liam Hems. Liam's not blond. I mean, he's lighter. He's actually, okay, like him and army hammer. Could you imagine that sandwich? Yeah, those are both light. I know.

I think I'm subconsciously. Just like you've heard me talk about it so much that you're just suddenly like, yeah. I'm like, get your Anglo-Saxon. Absolutely. You're blonde hair and you're blue eyes. Okay. People evolve. Mental health moment.

People evolve. Okay, here's a good one. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly made their like, couple debut on the red carpet. She has a tattoo and people are thinking it's for machine gun Kelly and it's in Spanish. It's in Spanish and it says L, Pistorel. Pistorel, L.

Oh, someone did not pass Spanish. I did not. I did not. Anyway, which in Spanish is shooter, AKA machine gun Kelly. And they're saying she did it in Spanish because they met in Puerto Rico when they were filming their movie midnight in the Switch Grass.

Thoughts on getting a tattoo for a boyfriend. No. Thoughts on getting a tattoo? No, like I have no tattoos because no. I just, no. Like, the shit I like, like, think of the music you like last year. And then when that song comes on, you're like, like, that's what I think a tattoo is.

Like, it's cool for a second. Like, think of even like, no, I just don't need it. I just feel like my body, people have enough issues with their body. Like, just like, I'm trying to just love my body for what it is, and not trying to like add or take away things. And then the whole boyfriend thing, like, it's a fun podcast story, but like, I have other fun podcast stories, I don't need to be like, so I got a thing that said this guy,

and then I had to cover it up, because I'm a fucking idiot. Like, I'm just like, over at home. She also has a tattoo on her hip that says Brian. She's so funny to me, because I think Brian is such a funny, just like basic ass guy name and she's like Brian. You literally go in one sexual position, he's like switch sides and she's like, why? And he's like, I can't have Brian looking at me during this.

But I don't know. I do like the idea that she did like a Spanish thing because it could easily just, you could just change the meaning of it Like oh it reminds me of a shooting star Right. Oh my god. So perfect one last thing I feel like getting a name of a guy on you is equivalent to a long Instagram caption Like you're trying too hard and you've to try to hard and force it and feel like if to prove your love by getting a Tat on your trust of someone's name. It's not gonna work

I also don't want anyone to get a tattoo of my name on them. You know, I don't I don't want that responsibility. Just what I'm saying. Jack Scott Stassi tattooed on him. Yeah, that's crazy. I think it's what he tried hard. It's what he tried hard. I think

if a guy got it, I'd be like, what are you overcompensating for? Like, are you cheating on me? If a guy got a tattoo of my name, I'd thank you for cheating on me. I'd say, let me see your phone. Literally hand me over your phone. I would never get a tattoo one, because I'm not creative enough to think of like what I would get.

To my mom would murder my existence. But with that said, I love guys that have tattoos. Yeah, but it's never one tattoo. Like it has to be, it has to be a couple. I like them like really small, I mean, I don't want you to have like eagle wings on your back, but like a small something, like I love it.

I dated a guy one time who have like Not full sleeves, but like kind of And then I tell you my mom was Horrified Horrified now I dated a guy with the worst tattoos in the world like bad because of what they were or bad like placement Everything one guy I dated like if you look at, he doesn't even look like he has tattoos. Which is like, if you're going to get tattoos, at least be like a tatted guy. It's like a beard guy. Like, beard, beard, beard, beard.

So, he has one on the top of his shoulder that was something like a tribal thing that he then later on was like, I can't have a tribal thing on my shoulder. So, then try to make it look like a tree with leaves. No. And it looked so bad. It just looked like a skin rash. And then he just had a random cross on his back. I can't. I can't.

It's like, we love religion, but like, like, and he wasn't even religious. And it just felt like it wasn't hot. Like his tattoo, his tats were just a reminder of like you're an idiot. No, like an actual idiot. But then if their tass are too good, I feel like they're too artistic for me. Like they're like gonna, like,

they're too in touch with their feelings. Right. One of my worst nightmares is probably like staying up till like 2 a.m. with a boyfriend and him like explaining his tattoo to me. You know, like I don't, I don want to have that conversation. I don't like. Also whenever you ask it's always way worse than you thought like it looks cool and then you're like what'd you got that and he'd be like was that the front house?

He is bar and name of the bar was Rose bars so we got this rose. That's actually true story. That's a great bar. A true story by roommates, Korean Dave, and their other friend all got roses on their body because they love Rose Bar. I swear to God. Wow. And they would go early so that they let the boys in

because that night was coming in. Yeah, it's a really hard door. Yeah, like I don't want you to show me your tattoo before you get it and have a full conversation about it. Like I don't... It's just not the last before you get it and have a full conversation about it. I don't... It's just not a lie. What tattoo have you ever thought of getting? Because everyone's had their idea if they were.

Never. The only time I've ever thought of getting a tattoo is in college, me and my best friend were like, we gotta get our lips tattooed. And we were gonna get inside our lip, say something. Yeah, that's cute. My one friend got, because you can't see it. My one friend? No one knows is it.

Put red lips to go on kiss to paper and then got her lips on her ass, and it was pretty funny. Wait, genius and narcissistic. Yeah, but then turns out you sit on your butt a lot, so it started to come off and then just like, like it didn't look great later. Turns out you sit a your butt a lot, so it started like come off and then just like, like it didn't look great later. Turns out you sit a lot more than you think.

Also my friend, Jera, she has really cool hand tattoos, like no, Haley Beeber, I think hand tattoos are so cool. But I have like, nubby fingers, and I'm trying to bring attention. Also, I feel like some people by the way, who have tattoos listening, you kill it. I feel like I look dirty with tattoos. No, like I people would think I feel like some people, by the way, who have tattoos listening, you kill it. I feel like I look dirty with tattoos. Now, like, I people would think I'm like,

trashier than I already am. I've seen girls out before and I'm like, wow, you look so cool in like a sleeve of tattoos. I would look like an absolute idiot, but the fact that some girls can pull off like these trendy, cool, like hip tattoos. I'm like wow. You know what I want? Like Megan Fox is a girl that could rock a full suit of tattooing.

Yeah, she's so hot. Like Megan Fox is a prime example of like if I could I would but I can't. A thousand percent. If I could I would but I can't yes. I wanted to get Brooklyn but spelled like Dutch like Brooklyn like like VR EUK ELE and it's like the cool way to spell Brooklyn, like, like, like, B-R-E-U-K-E-L-E-L-E-N. It's like the cool way to spell Brooklyn when like, it was first founded. And I wanted it in script under my boob. I can tell if that's amazing

or the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Which is a lot of my life. It's dumb, because like right now, like, I'm trying to be classy, a classy bitch, and like, a guy's hooking up with me He's like what's that and what the fuck is that? I'm like Brooklyn. It's Brooklyn. It's touch you uncultured swine But still like at the time it was cool, but now I'm like oh no

I might like want to have a family someday like We also don't talk about that like Like, Mayan Fox, when she's 75, you don't want to be breastfeeding in a few years and just be like, you're just like a gun tattoo on your tits just pointing towards your baby. I only like when guys have tats on their arms and their chest. Yeah. Like if it's on your back, I probably don't love it But it's just so hard some guys like can't pull off one but could pull off like a hundred I don't know. We just don't understand how to anyway story that was all from page news We have time left just for our what are we binging? Oh my god

Can we discuss I've been trying for yes, I yes Okay, I love talking about it because Austin is one of my good, good, good friends. He's like, we love Austin, we love something charm. But I don't know a lot about Madison. I don't either, but I know their Instagram war was insane. Okay. Let's explain what happened. Let's just take out, let's take out being on a television show.

Yeah. Let's just say that these two people were like normal people in your friend group. And they were breaking up. To attack each other on Instagram stories in your 30s is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. But we don't even know if they were breaking up. Like what if that's just them in a fight,

just like take tearing each other apart on Instagram? That's even worse. If it's like, this is how we fight. I don't even do that with my summer house castmates. Like, people that I don't love or have sex with or want babies with or have any affection towards. Imagine doing that to the person you like love on your cast.

No, no, no. Imagine me and you doing that your cast. No, no. Imagine me and you doing that. No. Imagine being like interesting page and I post a photo of like, oh my God. Okay, because there's, oh my God. Also, your best friend knows everything about you. So if you get into a fight and you wanted to ruin their life,

like not even ruin, but expose their secrets, like, yeah, you could. So obviously, your boyfriend. Was that a threat or girlfriend? Wait, was that a threat? I think you have way more shit on me. You're an domesticated house cat. I'm out in the wild right now. But their fight was so passive-aggressive,

which is what made it so good last time. It literally was like roommates leaving post-its back and forth on the fridge. So explain what happened. So basically he got mad because she did a Budweiser ad. And then she posted him saying like, yeah, do it, take the money. But he was mad because he has a beer company.

But what happened? It wasn't private at all. Madison posted like a bunch of stories. I think she's gonna do a post because those weren't even, it wasn't private at all. Madison posted a bunch of stories. I think she's gonna do a post because those weren't even sponsored as the one she was posting. Right, right, right. Like she was just posting,

like I got Budweiser, can we take this photo? Yes. He then repost what she posted with him being like, wow, you think the people in your life who love you and support you would support you? We're just hilarious because it's like, it's Budweiser. I think it's insane. Like Austin, no one's about to be like, wait,

I was not gonna drink Budweiser and now I am because she posted it. Wait, so she's never a Budweiser? You're not a competition with Budweiser. I just have to say that Austin, I love you. You're not in competition with Budweiser. But like, she's never allowed to drink it for the rest of her life.

She's not allowed to drink it for the rest of her life. She's not allowed drink any other beers or Promote I mean yeah, she was promoting another small beer brand Totally different but also still I it doesn't mean she doesn't like your brand It's her being like hey, I'm not just cuz you like Budweiser's mean you're not like red stripe or you don't like Stella Wow beer in general. Oh, yeah, we would never drink't. We don't like Stella. We don't like Stella. Wow. We don't like Stella. We don't like Stella.

Wow. We don't like Stella. We don't like Stella. Wow. We don't like Stella. Wow. We don't like Stella. Wow. Wow. Wow.

We don't like Stella. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So Southern. It came into it. So then she responds going, Oh, interesting with a screenshot other text messages of him being like, yeah, take the money. Because you know what? I'm pretty sure the Budweiser is going to pay good money for a single mother, a single mother with, I don't know, she does hair and TV. But anyway, let the girl have some money.

But also then her posting the screenshot of like a picture. Savage. Savage. But it was on TV and she slowed it down and she screen-shoted it and it was like a rolled up dollar. Wait, I didn't see this. I didn't see this. Bra.

Woo. Wait. Wait, I saw that but it knows her. So after that, she posted a screenshot of a rolled up dollar bill. Like it was in the show. Like they were doing like a screenshot of a rolled up dollar bill. Like it was, it was like in the show. Like they were doing like a pan of like his room and it was like all these beers on like a table and a rolled up dollar bill was like,

oh, hi. What did she say? She just circled it. Dude, savagery. Okay, so like he could be wrong in telling her like you can't like you shouldn't be promoting Budweiser She just lost doing that. That is so below the belt and low I feel like like dude you just called out someone that like you thought you were gonna marry like even if we break up And I hate you. I'm not destroying your life ever. I also don't know a lot about their relationship

But I feel like they've been below the belt the whole time. I mean that was. So this is just like their standard. I don't know but that's crazy. Well I don't love in a fight when you're fighting about something and then someone takes it like next level. I mean I think like taking it, putting it on Instagram was the initial taking it next

level. Like never in my entire lifetime and I going to fight with a significant other, I'm like blast them on my Instagram story. Like yes, we're on a reality TV show, so like we have very public fights with people very close to our lives, but that is very different than like a random Tuesday I'm laying in my bed,

and I'm like, I'm just gonna blast this person on my story. But look, Madison, if you're listening, don't forget. I appreciate your sabbidry. No, I appreciate the art of it. No, I appreciate the speck of gold. Yeah, I can appreciate it. And I love you to tear on Manapart.

However, you can't go back to him. No, you can't. If she moved on now, I was like, whatever. I'd be like, yes. I can't. Like, bro, his ass and the fire, move on. But like if you go back to him, it's like, like, okay, so you know how he is. You've shown everyone how he is.

It's like, it's getting like Ronnie and Sammy sweetheart vibes. They are Ronnie and Sammy from us. Yeah, they are. They literally are because like, I wanna know what's happening. Austin deals with so much shit. Austin gets torn apart all over the place online, poor guy. But he's gone on to Giggly Squad while we were talking about him in Madison, Tex and me after.

So I don't even know if he gets mad when we talk shit on him. We're not talking shit. We're literally just talking about what they post- post. I just think they need to move on and they are so such a good looking couple together though. I will say I know they're adorable. They probably know that. Um see those southern charm team. I mean it does it is only like hyping up their season even more. I've been watching it. Not really. Like it's great promotion for this season. I saw there's a new Shawn Mendes documentary about his life.

What's your opinion on Shawn Mendes? Because you know I have a lot of opinions on documentaries. I highly recommend. Yeah, you like part of the documentary. I highly recommend Garth Brooks documentary, Lady Gaga documentary. I highly recommend. What's her name? I highly recommend Garth Brooks documentary Lady Gaga documentary. I highly recommend What's her name? If there's a artist who has a documentary, Hannah, go go go go

Whitney Houston documentary and Amy winehouse documentary, okay, write those down watch them. What do you think a Shawn Mendes? Is he straight? I think you have to wait that long Right. I think he's scary. If you have to wait that long, if you have to wait that long. Okay, see, it's hard for me because if you show like one, like I need to be a boy. I need you to like roll around in the dirt.

But if you like guys, like okay, like Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes, like they're artists, like they're creative. Wait, is he out? Is he by? No, I don't think so. But like, if you like guys who are like that and like creative, like that's a very different type of guy. I happen to like you to be dumb and like talk about football.

You know, like I was gonna ask you if you wanted to have sex with him. Oh, then what the fuck are you asking? Just a person. Yes, I do also to have sex with him. Oh, then what the fuck were you asking? Just a person. Yes, I do also would have sex with him, but I like him a lot about him. I think he's really nice. I feel like he's like, what do you think of him in Camilla?

I kind of like that couple. I actually really like her for some reason. People think it's fake. I know, but I think she's like really, I feel like she'd be really sweet in real life and nice. Yeah, I just haven't had enough. But I think she's like really I feel like she'd be really sweet in real life and nice Hmm Yeah, I just haven't had enough You haven't had enough one time with them. I haven't had enough one-on-one so I'm going to steal them for a second

Okay, just tremendous to just from like a Like viewing standpoint would you have sex with your mom and does? He's a little skinny, but yeah. Yeah, I think so too. But then when he talks, I'm not attracted to it. He's just like, he's very much a kid. A perfect example of us being like older in our cities. Yeah, he's a baby. He's a baby.

What would we talk to him about? I would never actually date him. What would we talk about? You know? And like, do you need help with your math homework? Ask someone else because I can't do math. But I see you, Beijing. What else am I?

Oh, I started a new show on Hulu. I'm only one episode in. But it's called, is it called Teacher? It's about like the teacher that literally is like about to have sex with their student. I can't stop watching. Oh my God. It's not a documentary.

No. It's like a script. I want to watch that. 100%. Because it's with the great actress Mara Rooney, right? Or one of the Roonies. One of the Roonies. Yeah, we don't, I can't tell the difference.

I mean, I can't tell, but I don't know how to decipher. There's also a documentary out there about this teacher who was hooking. Her husband got murdered. And then they found out it was a bunch of kids that murdered the guy, but then they found that this kids were her students, and they found out one of the kids was hooking up with her. And it was only like,

that's what this is based on? I don't know if it's based on, but I was watching a documentary recently. Oh, wow, we're finding these documentaries that you're just being gaying. It takes a lot, but like, you know the good ones. There has to be like murder and sex involved, or it's just doesn't treat a place. Also, I randomly watch the visible man with Elizabeth Moss, which if you like a little

scary-ness, yeah, and if you like revenge on X's, it could be fun. I don't like any scary movies. I don't like anything that's like thrilling. I would never watch it alone, but it's sometimes fun to watch with like a guy. To be like, I'm scared. Yeah, let's end with some pep talk. I forgot the name of the segment. It's our new segment. It's pep talk. Pep talk time. Okay, so Katherine Christina said, I might like my neighbor who is also my coworker

who has become one of my best friends. And that she was gonna say who I'm also related to and also my baby dad. Um, okay. Who's also my grandpa, who my mom said I have to marry. So this sounds like someone who's really intertwined. Yeah. She definitely, when she says I might like,

when a girl says I might like, that means they like. Yep, for sure. What's your advice? You have to make sure you really actually like him because you're gonna make your whole life super awkward. If you're in this for like two weeks and then you're like, actually I decided I don't like you. I'm gailsy of that.

And do you really, do you only like him because you spend so much time with him? Or do you like? Well brief summary of my dating life in college, I was having sex with the mascot. Right. Actually, we weren't even having sex with him. Yeah, who then I told I like. And then he told me, I said no, I didn't say I like it. I really drunk one night and I was like, I would think that we should like be together, but not like Facebook official.

Wow, Hannah. To which he looked at me and was like, what? What a 2012 statement. What a reference and I was like, what? And then he basically like didn't jump on it and then I like started ignoring him and then I was obsessed with him. Because he suddenly wasn't obsessed with me. And later on in college he said I was one that got away

but by that point I had already realized that he was mascot. But then I was hooking up with like a six seven football player because I had to redeem myself. Right, I had to get my ego. But then that guy sucked. So then I started eating. Well no, I had this like best friend.

My God, best guy friend. Like literally, do you know when you just like have a guy friend that you don't wanna stop talking to, you love their attention, but they're your fucking friend. But you're like obsessed with their personality. Yes. And they make you feel amazing. And you like low-key, like have flirty feelings with them

But you can't imagine them naked. Yes Like you're like I would never see him naked, but I want to just play with him all day so one day I was like I kind of like you and he was like I like you and then we started dating and then It was Valentine's Day and I legit just fell asleep. Like, I got home from practice, fell asleep in my practice clothes, missed all our plans, just slept through it. Like, I just didn't really care.

Yeah. And then the next day, I was like, there's something off, like, it just wasn't. I know. Because I just need to get distracted by the next guy. I'm bringing it back to we create this thing in our heads And then when we get it We're like well, this isn't as good as what I created in my head and now I like don't care My thing is if you don't want to rip his clothes off

The second you say like you you're not gonna suddenly wear this clothes off like there's still that same like friend Who you lost many time with but you're like but I want to get fucked Yeah, if you don't think about having sex with him all the time You don't actually like him you just love the attention and the companionship that you two have you just fucking nailed it So to Catherine Christina, I have to say when you say I might like my neighbor who's what I know that Keeps playing time with him if it's meant to be it's meant to be but do not make a move unless you're hammered That you can't then be like I don't remember that like if you want to make a move do it when you're hammered. That you can't then be like, I don't remember that. Like if you wanna make a move, do it when you're hammered.

If not, just let it be. No, just ask, yeah, just ask yourself if you wanna have sex with him. And if you can't stop thinking about it all day and every time you see him, you're like, oh my God. Then you like him, then you say something. If you don't, then you don't like him. And if it doesn't work out,

but at least try it. Like life is short, love is amazing. like that. And if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but at least try it. Like life is short. Love is amazing. And that's giggly squad for the day. We did it. Oh my God, I have so much fun giggling with you. I have so much fun giggling with you. So also, if you want to watch us, and you're like,

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