Giggly Squad - Giggling about meeting Hailey Bieber, girl showers, and onlyfans

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

Hannah met her best friend Hailey Bieber for the first time and that’s really all that matters. Toronto and NYC tickets here!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up my grouchy gigglers? Because as women we always have pressure to be smiley and happy all the time and sometimes you don't feel like that. No, I never feel like that. Yeah, you've never felt happy once. I wish. I've been happy since 1998. When you were modeling for them too. Last time I got good sleep. That is so relatable. I started Girl Showering. Oh my god, with a razor.

With a razor? I bought this thing on Amazon that I'm going to, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like. I don't know if you're supposed to. You're not, because it makes it very heavy. Whatever. Your hair is like really, really, really, really strong. I do have strong hair. People don't talk about it.

They really don't. They don't talk about how my ends never split. Literally stunning gorgeous never been dyed. Never been dyed. Virgin hair. Virgin hair worth so much money. So wholesome. So I realize what you do is you shampoo, wash it out, put in your hair mask, roll it up

in a little bun, shave, shave. Wait, wait, wait. You're already doing it wrong. You're shampooing first. Yes. Yes. Then your hair mask. Then hair masking.

Yes. And I am really saying hair mask is also a conditionary. So we even have to condition it. Well, I do it twice a week because then bad things happen. When they give me rules, I'm like, I don't know what'll happen, but it's bad. Right. And then I mean, shaving could take 20 minutes soliding. No, I haven't gotten to a point. And yeah, then I, they're invigorating. My hair just felt like a different texture. I felt like I was like petting someone else. Like I was touching my own hair and I'm like, who is she?

I'm really tempted to, who's calling you, you should be. My brother, mom's favorite. Do you want him to give it to Lushada and Giggly? No, because I'm mad at him. So we're actually not speaking. So it's like, so funny that he's even calling. I love you.

You have all these different storylines happening with so many people. I haven't even keep it. You're like, am I not even... No, I actually did up to think. I'm like, am I speaking to him right now? No, I'm not. So interesting that you're calling.

That was the most brother-sister shit I've ever... Wait, am I mad at you? I feel like I am. And if I wasn't, now I am. See, I'm girl showering, but I wanted to know what your ideal girl shower is. I actually want to buy, have you seen on TikTok that like everyone

putting eucalyptus also wait? Oh yeah, on the show. This is your TikTok taken over by, you got to buy the new shower head? New shower head or the eucalyptus head? Yeah. I need a garden growing in my shower. I want a eucalyptus in my shower.

I love a, I love a girl shower because it just feels like I did something good. Oh for sure. It's like therapy. What is, can you give us your steps? Like take me into the shower with Paige, just our boat. You're new YouTube channel. This is my vlog 73 question. Or this is your only fans. For just for girls though.

Just for girls. I'm exfoliating. With what? I use Necessaire. Okay. Do you remember when they had those like peach ones that apparently all the little like circles and then we're like killing killing people? Animals.

Like turtles. St.ives. Lesson. Yes, I'm just killing it. Really you shouldn't put any like plastic on your body. I don't think it's like turtles, sea knives. Lesson, sea knives, just kidding. Really you shouldn't put any plastic on your body. I just can't see that. I don't know if you can see that. Necessary is like natural clean, beauty vegan,

all that shit. Yes. I'm exfoliating, I'm shaving, then I'm oiling in the shower with the water. Okay, so that's just a waste. No, but I do it last because I rinse it a little, but not all the way. Well, sure, you don't want to be like fully like slimed up.

Right. I'm shamp, I'm prior to the shower, I'm oiling my hair, then I'm shampooing, then I get out, I hair mask, throw that up in a bottle. So many products, capitalism is winning. No, always winning. Wait, I just envisioned you like Teresa Giudayes

after she does her does her fitness competition. Is you walking out of the shower all the time? Shout out to Breeze. No, girl showers are so also, nobody talks about having sex after a girl shower. Oh no. Because, well like no, you feel fresh. Like, put your head inside. You're a literal daisy, a fresh plucked daisy.

Gorgeous. I'm like, you could literally lick my butthole right now. You could have a meal off of it. Yes, but then like, if he like comes on your back, sorry mom, my grandma and grandpa. And you're like, I just feel like. I just feel like you're like, okay. And the thing that's happened to me in like,

a guy coming on your back. Yeah, and like years, that's such a lie. It just made that up. I just lied. I was like, I just had like a moment that was lie, sorry. But it's funny because sometimes they could do it in their hands. Yeah, they can always do it in their hands.

It's like when they do it, I'm like, oh, did you feel like Picasso today? Like you just felt inspired to like create a piece of artwork today? Because you're lying there all innocent and then you're like, that's gonna be a pain in the ass. I'm like, laying down like,

laying this is so graphic, but it's so funny. Laying down on your back and like, they obviously like pull out because nobody wants to be a mom. And. I just knew that no one wants your kid. Like sometimes like it'll shoot so far out of range and you'll just be like, you're like,

that was so close to my eye, I've been shot. Or it does the really sad dribble. Where he's like acting like it's great, but I'm like, it's, you need to say a dog. It's just barely, and it keeps dripping and you're like, we're done here. Look, I leave the bed, I'm like, you came. And it's been three minutes, you've come.

Um, I got on a weird doom scroll because I, someone told me that like micro needling could be good for the texture of your skin. It like breaks the skin a little and then it causes collagen. It sounded really like peaceful and sweet. Yeah, it's not. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.

First of all, you take a bunch of little blades and you stab yourself BDSM style. And then the girls are like, one day after microblading, and they are gushing blood, like they got hit by a car. And then girls are doing it to themselves, buying like crazy things,

but they're like, look, don't scratch it, stab it. They're numbing their faces. I'm like, what the fuck? I have one. Did you do it? Yeah, I've done it before on myself. Like, I got one on FaceDream. It does, it kind of does, it like pricks a little.

But you're supposed to do it before you do all your skin. So the serum suck in. Like really seep in. But I haven't ever gone and gone. It done at like a legit plate, like out of dermatologist. Because I don't like, I don't trust. I don't trust. Going and doing things that I need like days of recovery. True.

Well, if you're going to look insane for five days, it's like, I mean, I go to excuse to cancel plans, but it's like, I'm going to cancel my plans. I'm going on vacation. Right. Right. I mean, I know some people who have gotten like crazy, um, liposuction and like their whole body. Who aware?

She speaks about it. Um, the girl from LearnBastic. Do you have to be put under to get liposuction? I don't, she did this like interesting one where they didn't have to. But like, something was numbed. I would assume something was numbed. I think it's all numbed. But she got like her arms, her face.

Oh my God. It was like a mommy tuck. Yeah. And then she just went to a Caribbean, I went wrapped up in this bodysuit and just had the best time and just recovered. And just recovered. I mean, there is something about your 30s

where you just wake up every morning and you're like, wow, I didn't think I could get fat or an uglier. Yes, true. But I've accomplished it. I've literally nailed it. So you know I'm obviously like, I'm, we love talking about Hollywood. I found out today that,

and we will get to what I did today, but the known Hollywood drinks alcohol. Yeah, it's like a hidden secret, known drinks. Occasionally, we'll do a promo for tequila, but like no one's drinking. And that's to be at their like, pee most healthy, I guess.

And I think they don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people.

They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't tell people. They don't telled. I identify as guy fear. Yeah. But I do think we lean that way.

The celebs don't talk about, like everyone seems they're part, you can't part. Where'd you learn that from today? Who told you that? Swoop was not. It was like a PR girl. But that's where you get the tea. You go get the tea from actual celebrities.

You get the tea from the glam team. Yep. And the PR people. I think my makeup artist knows every single person I hate now, for medical order. Oh for sure, I'm sorry today, Taylor. Yeah. We had so much fun.

Isn't she the cutest? She's, this girl Taylor Fitzgerald is like crushing it. And I told her, I'm like, you know, we go all over America and everyone's like, what's Taylor Fitzgerald? Like, she's the most humble. She was like stop. No, literally the most down to earth, most humble,

like jars her own tomato sauce, like on Sundays. She's so cute. She's so cute. She's so cute. She's so cute. And I mean her realize that we became really good friends because we were talking about fast food and we were just like saying our fast food orders at different places. And we had the same exact order for every place.

Well, we were talking about vacation. She was like, Paige and I bonded because we realized like there's two types of girls on vacation. There's the ones who are like sightseeing. Yeah. You know, going on roller coasters, whatever the fuck people were doing. Skydiving. And then there's like, I'm relaying.

I'm relaying. I'm like, it'd be inched. Relaying. I love how you say, laying, like, it's such an act. It is. Like, it's a verb. It is a verb. Well, it is a verb, not this again.

So, okay, I've been waiting long enough. I was trying to play you. Honestly, that was very down to Earth of you, DeJoe. You lasted five minutes. My manager called me and she was like, don't do anything for the next four hours because you're on a weird high. I'm just worried about you. You know that post buzz of a crazy event?

Yeah. Like you're adrenaline is high. Yes. Like nothing could go wrong in the next. We have to know as a community. What was the first thing you said to her? Okay. I met Haley Bieber.

I will set the scene. Yeah. If you guys don't care about this, we're you trying to wear red. No, I mean, a choice. Oh, wow. We'll get into that. Okay.

I wore this set from Reformation. Someone was like, you need to get like high fashion. If you're gonna have a video haily, but like I wanna feel comfortable and some high fashion stuff, it's uncomfortable. I feel stupid. If any high-fresh and brands wanna send me stuff, me me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Anyway, I'm getting off topic. So she's launching her strawberry peptide lip treatment at a crispy cream in Times Square, like their flagship.

Which I was like, this is iconic, this is so New York. Cause she really coined the whole like glazed donut. Glazed donut is like her thing. So she's leaning in and you know, she is just in Bieber's funny, she has a good sense of humor. But I'm telling you this, I went in blind, like I don't know this girl. Right. Are we went in blind. Like, I don't know this girl.

Right. Are we best friends? Yes. Yeah. But I don't know this girl, and I want to actually see what it's like to experience the energy of Haley Bieber. So there's like 30 New York City influencers. And it's funny because I don't go to New York City influencer. Influencer?

Influencer? Influencer events? No, because so I walk in and I see some people I know, and I'm like, hey, and some of them are just dead in the eyes. Like they look like fear. So like, I don't know what happened. There needs to be a documentary on New York City and Blunzer's because I'm telling you,

there's a pyramid scheme going on somewhere. Like, are you okay? Are you, like I'm like, hi. Like some of them are just proffes. You're like, this is my alien. Nice to meet you. Like, all aliens. I think some of, like, 70% are aliens.

Some are really nice, others are not. What's the one mean to you? Yeah, like I've been to a few. I don't go to influencer events in general because small topics are literally my heart beat. I'll be able to go alone, that's so annoying. And like one time I did go to one and I was like, you know what, like I should be networking.

I should be friends with the girlies. Like I like the same stuff they like. And this one girl was just so rude to me that I literally was like, I'll never go again. And I literally haven't gone since. I went because they were basically like, we want you to do a hand on the street with Hailey. I didn't even know about like the event.

I just was like brought my video guy and I was like ready to go. I could do this pat Pat shout out to Pat patty clips Pat is so funny. He's so like he's just such a dude. He's such a boy. He's such a boy so sweet. No idea what's going on Yeah, doesn't know how he be very this is a lip gloss. What is it? What is it? Like he'll look at me And I'm like was that good and he's like yeah, he's no idea what's going on. But he does his job great. So I see, you know, girl with no job. I see girl boss town and we're vibing have a great time.

And then I hear like, she's coming. So like, and everyone's like, just like 30 of us are just awkwardly waiting for her. And I'm very conscious of like, I don't want people to feel like they're still human. Right. And I'm very conscious of like, I don't want people to feel, like they're still human. And I want them to feel like, small, comfortable. Yeah, like a comfortable.

Yes, but obviously, I feel like she doesn't do this that often. This was like her baby, she's coming to promote it. Let's do it. I feel like she doesn't do much press stuff. And I think it's smart because then when she does do it,

she could put it all out there. So people start swarming outside the Krispy Kreme. They started to like fence it off. So we're like, in this Krispy Kreme, it was such a weird thing. And then I hear Justin Bieber's gonna come. So then I start spreading the rumor. I'm going to go out and make Justin Bieber's gonna

wear just a weird, just a weird one. Because this is a thing. I love when you spread rumors. It's literally one of my favorite things ever, because you're still wholesome about it. I'm a vessel for the change. Yeah, like if I know it, what if it wasn't just the world?

No, it's just the key to success. Yes, yes, when I'm around. I never stop asking questions. Very vintage. Are they dating? What's going on? And there's like a lot of home. I need to give it to people.

But the thing is, I'm good to tell T2 because I am not going to remember the T long term and be I will never remember my source. And that's just because I'm dumb. Right. So it is so safe. Sometimes I think people think I'm lying because they'll be like, who told you that?

And I'll be like, um, they're like, you can tell me. I'm like, no, I actually, where did I get that info? So Paige texted me. I'm not going to say which night. She texted me on a night and she goes, I have so much good tea for you. So I face them, she doesn't answer. And I'm like, that's so weird. Don't tell me that you have tea. And I thought you went back in the city. And she goes, I can't remember when I'm gonna send you bullet points. So I remember tomorrow.

And I was like, this bitch is on her. Because I'm not gonna be like a man, like a guy who can't gossip properly. And I'm not gonna end up having time to take three hours for you to like, go through the layers of your uncomplicated psyche. I'm not waiting till like, I brown back in on a Monday. The best is when you do forget stuff, and you're like, I have tea for you. And then like an hour later, it like comes out of you.

And you're like, oh my God, I remember. And I'm like, good, the last hour. I mean, gossiping is a full exercise though. I'm like, wait a minute. I mean, gossiping is a full exercise. I'm like, wait a minute. I forgot to tell you this. Because you have to suppress it a little, so it doesn't just come out. Yeah.

So anyway, Haley shows up. And immediately I'm like, what is this energy? Because people have been so horrible to this girl online. Let's not pretend. Like I wouldn't wish that on anyone. She walks in. and everyone's kind of being respectful and then I'm standing with Girlbos Town, Girl, no job. His name's just so funny and me. Yeah. So she kind of walks through everyone and then he's going around where we're just

standing and Claude is very good at being like chill. So I was like Girlbos Town and I were looking at her to be like how do we be chill right now? Yeah. And so, Haley then sees Girl Westown and goes, hey girl, and gives her a hug. And I know like, I'm coming up in line. It was like the Royal Princess. Like she's starting to see the whole line.

No, literally. So then she goes to Claudia and she goes, oh hey, Bestie. So I wasn't, okay. I was a little upset about that, but I was like, this is, Bestie. So I wasn't. Okay. I was a little upset about that, but I was like, this is about you. But then she's coming,

I'm like, think of a line, think of a line. And then I wanted to say like, the princess line, but I couldn't think of princess. And I just was like, this is like a royalty, I said something. But you know when you say it in an energy,

they don't care what you said. I just didn't want to. You're like, you're the princess of Genobia. Yeah. God, that would have been a good one. My writer, you should have been there. But no, literally I was like, I wish Paige was here so bad. So she, she sees me. Yeah, like, God, that would have been a good one. My writer, you should have been there. But no, literally I was like, I wish Paige was here so bad.

So she, she sees me and she's like, Hannah. So she knows your name. We hug and then she walks away and I'm shaking and we all look at each other like that was crazy. What does her skin look like? Her, I have to say it because I was close up. She has gorgeous skin, but she's also like, she doesn't have pores, work done.

Yeah. Like maybe a little touch up here and there, but you know when you see someone close up and you're like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, that's not slush. You're like, that's puffy. It's not flush. What's in your name?

What's in your name? She has the most like actual skin and she's, I don't like this word, but I'm gonna say it any, Not flush, what's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name?

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What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? What's in your name? And she's obviously like, you know, she's a model. She's not like crazy tall, but like, just cool. And very just like smiley, but I'm looking. I'm like, is she just turning this on? And like she'll break soon, like, it's your turn to be a diva or something. And I'm watching, she then goes down and takes pictures and talks to every single influencer.

Wow. And Claudia and I are rolling our eyes. We're like, we couldn't do this. Yeah. I can be a me to do this right now. Yeah. But then I'm knowing do this right now. Yeah. But then I'm knowing I have an interview with her. But I don't know what the setup is.

Also Justin Bieber is there. Sorry. I blacked out. Blacked out. Justin Bieber comes rolling in. After her, they walk in together and then he goes to the side. But he's not like out of the picture. We're all in a crispy cream.

You had dinner with Justin and Hailey. Basically. Yeah, dessert. Yeah. So he's sitting there and he's with like some of the picture like we're all in a crispy cream. You had dinner with Justin and Hailey. Just basically. Yeah, dessert. Yeah. So he's sitting there and he's with like some of his boys and they're just hanging out by the donuts and I was like, how much money would you guys give me if I went over and was like, can I have a Boston cream please?

And they were like, don't do that. And I was like, noted. I'm like, I want to be natural with my best friend's husband. Right. Right. But like Justin Bieber, he is like, you got it. But it's like iconic. Yeah.

Like Haley's iconic, but like, when you sent me the video, it took me literally four times of rewatching and to be like, oh my God, that Justin Bieber in the background. He's like, tatted up, wearing a hoodie, very Justin wearing clogs, comfortable. He's like, fooling around, he's dancing. Like, he's just silly, vaping,

yeah, just living his life. And everyone was leaving, I'm alone, like respecting him, but he was like a couple of feet away from me the whole time. Yeah. So then I'm waiting. What does she smell like? Honestly, I was too in my head for the, like I couldn't sniff her. That was so weird. Okay, next time. Honestly, I was two in my head for the, like, I couldn't sniff her. That was so weird. Okay, next time. But I do have a lock over here. And it's like, then I'm making a shine.

No, we need a celebrity is a thin line between, you don't want to be too cool that they're like, okay, this is just respectful. Like, you came to my event. Right. Like, you know who I am. Yeah, you know what I mean? But then you want to be so nice that they're like,

a good stalker, we need to call. Then they go, okay, Hannah, we're doing the interview upstairs. And I'm like, upstairs. Chris, we can upstairs. And they're like, okay, Hannah, we're doing the interview upstairs. I'm like upstairs. Krispy Kune upstairs. And they're like, yeah, they have a nice roof. And I was like, okay. So they start walking in and she had kind of smiles at me. And I'm like, I'm just trying to knock

in trouble at this point. I'm trying to not say something stupid. Yeah. They go in the elevator first. Are you sweating like nervous? Like what? You could see my sweat. Yeah. Because I had too much time to get nervous.

Yeah. But at that point, I was like, it's game time. And I think because I've experienced doing the like other celebrities, I've like gone more confident. We're like, okay, I can do this. Also other celebs, they'll give me like four minutes where this one they gave me like time. Mm-hmm.

Anyway, so I was not about to get in the, it was like a big elevator. I'm like, I'm not, I would, I would say the stupidest thing that elevator. Okay, so you let her go up. I let her go up. I would say something. Yeah. Let her go up.

We finally get up and we get to the roof and she's standing on top. I'll post a video of this like big thing over time square. Like you have to climb to get on. I tell you climbing. And I was like, what's going on? They were, you have to climb.

She said it's waving to me. Like the princess of Jeanneau, but you know, she literally, and everyone's looking at me. And I'm like, me? And she's like, come on, girl. Come on, girlie. And I go, iconic.

And I see, you know, we're just like, friends, I guess we are. Yep. So then I awkwardly climb up this thing. At no point yet, have you said my love? No. Okay. Because I think it's just an inside joke with the gigglers.

I don't think she's- She realized. I don't think she knows. Yep. And I'm still on the point where I'm like, she's gonna want her shaming order. Like it's a very thin one. So I'm with my thick platform heels trying to go up.

And everyone's watching me. And I'm just like, I'm an athlete, don't worry. Yep. We get up. They give me a bunch of questions to ask. And I don't, some people have an attitude of like, I need to get out of here So you don't know what kind of energy they'll give but immediately she's like

Hey, and she's like where are you from? I was going from Brooklyn. She's like oh, I'm from Long Island my dad's from Long Island. I was like, oh, I didn't know that I Didn't know that You Stephen Baldwin. Yeah, the ball dunes are from. And then she goes, look at my husband over there. Oh, so he's sitting there. That's so weird to think, to hear her say, look at my husband. No, I'm not acknowledging him.

We're all pretending he's not there. And she just goes, look at my husband over there. Because he was sitting really funny against the wall. And I go, he looks like a kid who just got detention. She starts cracking up. And I'm like, you know, he starts filming right now. Yeah, in the game. up and I'm like, you know what you start filming? I'm like, yeah, in the game. And then I was like, you know, it's crazy.

How's it feel that every girl, first we're just chatting. Like every girl got their nails done from you. And she goes, it's so crazy. And then I was like, did the pink of my nails look like she can cutlets? She starts laughing at it and I'm like, toof toof, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're in it. It is crazy to think that like,

yes, she is still like a human, but there's millions of girls that watch every single thing she does and then they do it. Well, then I go, are you addicted to TikTok? They just talk and she goes, I can't go on like I used to. And that's my heart fucking broke. And then I got full brunet brown on her.

I was like, Hayley, do not look at the comments. And she goes, I know that's what my husband said. I go, that's what my husband says too. And I'm like, look, we're just two creative men. Two creative men. I literally go, yeah, like my husband's a creative too. You never bored. And she's like, you're never bored.

It was insane. You're just vibing. Vibing about our husbands. Yeah. I was like, being a wife. A working wife, you're never bored. It was insane. You were just vibing. Vibing about our husbands. Yes. I was like, being a wife. A working wife, look at us working all the time. But she was like, no, he's so supportive. It's amazing.

A working wife. Just a working wife. We have to do our projects. And she's like, I just get upset what people think they know. Yeah. And my heart just like fucking broke. But I was like, girl, your weight, you cannot exist

in the comments anymore. So I yelled at her. I started. Like a true, like a true prairie. If your friends can't tell you who can. No, I went from light small talk, dirty jokes to then quoting Brunei Brown. I was like holding her face. I'm like, we can do this together.

Yeah. So then we started doing the question. She was great. And then it was almost to the point where I stopped performing because I was like, wait, it just us. It's like a friend. It's us. We're just so us right now.

Just fit. So then we awkwardly have to climb down the thing. And she's still kind of is hanging around me, even though it's like we're done. So that's why I was like, she's a really good human because she doesn't have to do this. Right. And then she starts kind of walking off over to Justin and I'm like, okay, like I'm done. Like I'm not dealing with that.

Like I'm not going to make him tell you how she called you over. Well, this is the thing. Justin Bieber is, first of all, the industry has been so hard on him. What a star, what a, like we've all Justin Bieber is beyond tonight. Right. And he's sitting there. And the whole disaster Justin boot.

I think actually I think he's a year younger than me. I think he might be 29. I think he's 29. Yeah. Chris is gonna check. Thank you Chris. It would be nice to you. And how old is she?

Check out what she is. She's 29. She's like 27 I think. So I'm finally leaving. And there was a bunch of people crew there. And I was like, thank you guys so much. And I was like, thanks so much for having me, Haley. And she goes, oh, wait.

Pulls me over. And she goes, I want to introduce you to my husband. I love that you keep saying her husband. No, look at me. No, no, no, no. Just hit me my window. So I look at, No, look at me, no, no, no, no. You're just gonna be my widow. So I look at him, he looks at me. And immediately, we fuck with each other.

Like a vibe. Also this was three seconds, but like I'm telling you, he looks at me and she goes, this is Hannah and he goes, hi, Hannah, like you know, Maria, I'm a new nose. So he's like, you got a funny laugh, he literally was like, hey, Hannah, and I go, it's up JB. And then he starts smiling and he goes,

because you can tell when people don't wanna talk to you. He goes, did you guys plan those outfits? Because we're both in red. And I go, yeah, she texted me before this. And he starts laughing. And I go, she said, I'm not allowed to the event. Unless I come and read. She's pretty strict.

And he continues laughing. And I'm like, just kidding. Your girl's amazing, I love her. And he's like, I know. And then I was like, catch you on the girl's amazing, I love her. And he's like, I know. And then I was like, catch you on the flip side, Jay. Did you say, no. No, no.

But like it was at the point where I like, he was like, I didn't want to be in five. I think his manager was laughing. And I was like, and we're done. It's only going downhill from here. Yep. So I go, thank you guys so much. Thank you.

And we go to the elevator. And everyone's like, oh my god, we did it. And I'm like, we did it. Let's get out. And then they start coming. And I'm like, we got it. Let's get out. And then they start coming. And I'm like, we got to get in this elevator. Yeah. Because I'm going to say something stupid.

I know. I can't believe so you guys are going to hang out again, for sure. It's the point that like if I saw her on plans, there would we would have dinner. We'd move in together. Yeah. We'd have, yeah. Seeing her Kendall Lori Harvey.

Oh my God, on a boat. On one yacht is like the Avengers coming together. Like it's just, that is a girly adventure. Like so powerful. Wakes up and looks like that. But also like so much money. Like, we, the women who are like running in the country. I'm so embarrassed for men right now. What do they do Margot Robbie? Beyonce Taylor Swift Hannah Burner

But for real really what are the guys doing what are we like we're tired? We the carrying the economy on my back. do we know what the economy is now? For are we carrying it? Yeah. Capitalism strikes the level. It's going to be a double-strand again. So, it was just crazy, because I feel like the giglers have been on this, like,

such a journey. Journey of... I wrote, the giglers were checking on me, and I do appreciate it. I do, to say, I posted the photo, and there were like a hundred page tags. Is page okay? Has anyone checked in page?

Literally when I opened my Instagram, I got so nervous that I was being canceled for something, because I was like, why do I keep getting tagged in the same looking like thumbnail? I was like scared to open it. And it was like, uh, page of Sarbo question mark, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, what did I do?

You had a nightclub? I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry, what you said. I said that even Haaley Bieber can't get handed to where a thong. Because all I could see was the granny panty outline. And I was like, oh my god. So this is a story. I wore granny panties and then I put skims on top of it

because I thought that's what it would do. And they're true to yourself and I would put it do. And then I drew to yourself and I put it on. And then I saw myself in the mirror and was like, you can see a full line. Did I have time to take it off? Yeah. Did I do too much ad men? Too much ad men. Do I have so many people trying to help me not make a fool of myself?

Yes. Can they help it? No. But I felt like I was true to myself. No, I can't wait to see the video. I can't believe we, as a society of gigglers, like have the inside joke of my love, but like she has no idea.

Well, I think the giggler's manifested it. I hate saying manifesting when it's like, oh, I asked for this, but like, I think we also have always put out good energy towards Hailey. No, we, we stand Hailey. I feel like you, I feel like if we were, like if it was me, you Hailey and Kendall, I do think that I have more Kendall energy because like worst Scorpios were black hair. Kelly is, um, Sagittarius, which goes really well with Leo.

Oh, I got it, got it, got it. But yeah, she's more like very smiley, very bubbly, very bubbly, a little snark, a little silly. A little sarcastic. But yeah, you give full kennel back. Because I feel like you can look at kennel and be like, what is she thinking? You know, like you don't know any emotion

that she's portraying. Like I feel like Kendall's an easy laugh. No, Haley's an easy laugh for Kendall. We get a smirk and you'd be like, yes. Yeah. Yeah. But let's manifest your dinner. Let's manifest your dinner. Kendall next.

We'll manifest for her son dinner. Oh my God. I love how we act like we'd ever go to dinner. That takes us leaving our bed. Couldn't be. But I do have to say final thesis analysis conclusion is that if anyone was questioning about Hailey, as someone who like spent an extended period of time

with her 40 minutes, yeah. And I was locked on her. Like I was like, what's going on? What's the girl he's energy? How is she doing? She's a fucking normal girl. Yeah. Who like, she's young, she's happy, she's so polite to everyone. She probably lives a crazy life, being with a pop rock, whatever star. And it's like everyone's human. Wait, can we also talk about your morning show appearance. What did I do? I just...

What did I do? I don't know why, but I couldn't stop laughing because there's something about doing morning daytime TV that's still very archaic, the way they do it. No, I didn't know they did it. Like, it's still like, I was like, this is for TikTok, what is this? It's live TV.

Live TV. And I just felt like you were sitting there like is this a bit? Because like, do you know how like news reporters have like news reporter voices? And you want your specific news reporter to sound like a news reporter. So like when they started talking to you

and you just started laughing, oh my God, I laughed at her face for no reason. She said something nice, right? Laughing. She looked at me. She literally said, hi, Hannah, like she greeted you. And you just like immediately started laughing. And she was like, oh, she knows what she said.

So this comedy stuff, oh yeah, she goes, so this comedy stuff, and I just started dying laughing. It was so funny. No, and then I started dying. It was just, they are like, they're getting where it's actually. They was so funny. No, and then I started dying. It was just... They are like, their gags are so good. They're really cool. The girl got in... So I get into her life, this live TV thing, and the girl just got engaged.

They're like, surprising. So I'm just awkwardly standing there while they're bringing her like, cupcakes and champagne. And then I went on after, I was like, sorry. It's going downhill from here. Oh, it's funny though, when you do these appearances, gigasquad were pretty wild, and you have to literally tell yourself,

don't say that. Okay, as daily, I was like, what's the craziest skincare routine you ever did? And she was like, once I got that like blood, yeah, and they use it and they like put it in. And I really wanted to say like, the blood of orphan children, but I like thought about it,

I was like, you shouldn't say it. And then I just look like I'm dumb. I feel like that is like a daily feeling. We're just like, don't do that. You're not dumb? You're actually just filtering your thoughts. Yeah. I feel like I go between, don't say that and don't be weird.

Don't be weird. You're being weird. Are you ever in a conversation on someone and you're smiling and you have to think about smile? Okay, if you're unlocked, smile. And then in your head, you'll be like, are you smiling weird? Like, is it coming off?

I'm a, I'm a nervous gig, gigular laugh or smile or so I'm always smiling. Yeah. If I'm not smiling, it means like you're comfortable. Yeah. I love that you're like, how would someone smile if they were friendly? No, sometimes they feel like I'm cause playing.

Like as a human. So that's been small for photos. And I'm like, you know, when little kids have to smile for photos, and you're like, yeah. And you're like, don't wear it like that. Yeah, you're like, why is my mouth doing that? Also, I had a near-death experience. Well, I'm making this pod so much about me.

What happened? I have the stories that I almost died. Like legitimately? I was scared. Okay. Because I took a handful of cheeses. And we were like running out the door and I'm hungry, so I took a handful of cheeses. Dry? Chucked it into my mouth. Okay. Start chewing. I mean, cheeses are, chucked it into my mouth. Okay. Start chewing.

I mean, cheeses are so good. It's like buttering. White cheddar. Yes. And you know, there's like, there's powder. Can't wait. Two types of people in the world. Original cheeses people?

White cheddar cheese at people. See, I'm both. I don't mean to crush your theory. I just don't think it's possible. I'm not gonna say no. Your bisexual. Yes, I'm a bisexual and it comes to cheese. It's got it.

You're playing it? You're playing it? I'm not. It's cheese it bisexual. Okay. We love cheeses, by the way, that was what we did that game. Yep. So, we don't have time.

So. So when I saw a recording, I forget that like we are doing a podcast and it's not like you're just my friend. Like we could tell that someone's thinking can you tell us stories? No, we don't have time. We don't have time. Um, so the cheeses I throw into my mouth, I guess it's unsafe like to put a bunch of crackers in your mouth in general.

I didn't know it was cheeses too. Also cheeses, if you put too many, they stab the corners of your mouth. So I'm suddenly getting stabbed. I can feel the cheese going, like, musting around. I start choking. Like, I've never choked before. Like, I'm choking and I was, like, clogged with dry cheese. Is it coming out of your mouth?

Are you choking it out? It's more like a... And this is like, are you okay? I was like, for like a good minute, I was like, nobody offered me the papers in order. Get my papers in order. Get my papers in order. Wait, that is something I need to start saying more.

What, anything happens? Get my papers in order. I love that. I had one of my friends say to me this weekend, who's like talking to someone and I could tell that like he wasn't listening. And all I kept hearing him say was, I support it. And I go, do you know what she just said?

And he goes, no, but anytime that I can't hear someone and I'm not gonna like ask what did you say? He just says, I support that. No, that's bad. That is so bad. I support it. That is so bad is a word at that is so bad So yeah, my affairs and does was like do you not did you not drink a little water when you put all those cheeses to your mouth And I was like imagine if it was death my cheeses like what an awkward

Like we're not gonna manifest that because that's really really bad But if that's how you go It's how you go and like think about this like a sponsored funeral She died doing what she loved The Spinner sponsored by Jesus I get all to get the speech and I'm like thank you. Jesus for supporting this portion of the funeral Hannah and I'm like, thank you, Cheez, it's for supporting this portion of the funeral. Hannah. No, that's so dark.

And no one influenced it, sponsored funeral. It's a matter of time. It's a literal matter of time. I told you, the Instagram page, and they're like, this grave is vegan. Made in Italy. It's a tablet. It's a tablet. It's a tablet. It's a tablet. It's a tablet. Made in a lake.

It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake.

It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake.

It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a top lake. It's a hot dog. So dark. Oh like a literal cabbage-patched doll. Well Taylor, your makeup artist this morning was saying how fake eyelashes make up that's fine taking off, but she gets the most embarrassed taking off her freckles, which is hooking up with the guy. Because it'll be like, I love your freckles. Because guys are so, guys don't even know that's a makeup thing yet. Chris, did you know that girls have- Not even a little. Yeah, it's very new. Guys don't even know that's a that's a makeup thing yet Chris did you know that girls have yeah

It's very new he's feeling bamboozled Let us try yeah, we can just go up and just go up to her and go like that and just see what happens If it's like too dark of a brown and it's just the perfect spots Perfectly like placed and like vibrant, they're fake. Just how spectacular looking goggles are. So my thing is I have normal freckles, which never was cool, but I guess I freckles on my face now.

Yeah, you do, but they're subtle. I thought you were gonna say, but they're sun damage. That is why. Well, I'm looking at my mind. No, I'm really that's what it is. And they're like, okay, fix the sun damage and show girls are freckles and then none. And then it's like, buy freckles.

And I'm like, so are we freckling or not freckling? We're fake freckling. Capitalism wins again. Yeah. Like this is, they just want fake freckles. Yeah. They just want unrealistic beauty standard freckles. I do, I do think it looks cute though.

How do you choose with what outfit to wear freckles? Mm, that's a good question. I like what mood you're doing. I feel like if you're doing like a night out, like a sexy whatever, I don't usually freckle. True. But like a daytime freckle? So if you're sweaty, a sweaty girly, is it bad to freck?

No. It's like your makeup, like it's gonna fade during the course of the day. Does Craig know you have fake freckles? That's a great question. I don't think he does. You're naughty. Yeah, I don't know if he knew if he's ever commented or like noticed. He's a guy. He's not gonna know my freckles. Also, like I keep, I'm on like book talks somehow and I really want to get off it. To talk to you, you need to start reading. No, I don't like that.

It's coming up. People like, five books, and I'm like, no, and I keep swiping as fast as possible and it keeps coming up. Wait, that's really rude. Now I think Des took my phone and was like, educate her on things. Like a summer reading.

I need to read more. Or maybe because there's no logical explanation. Maybe you've been talking about books a lot. Never. I don't even know the name of one book. You know, people are like, what's your favorite book? Maybe you have been talking about books a lot, though. And your phone's listening to you.

Oh, oh my God. Maybe I haven't talked about books. You haven't talked about books a lot. You're not actually reading them. Your phone can't. It's not. The phones aren't perfect, you know. Wow.

Wow. And he, wait. You have Nurse Sun has an only fans? You have Nurse Sun has an only fans and apparently his family is mad at him. And he's like going on to the public being like This is hypocrisy at its finest my dad made all this money off naked people and I can't be naked. What? I didn't read the joke of what he's doing on only fans. You think what are guys in general doing on only fans Chris, what do you do on OnlyFans? I'm thinking like stripping.

I've never seen one, but if I have, this is gonna be the best. Imagine if you had a male OnlyFans addiction. We like are subscribed to tons of male OnlyFans. Wait, but here's the thing. Oh Brian posted yes. What? Oh, he's got the best curve dick in all of them.

I go, did you just write this Tom? You should subscribe. That's great. $20 a month. Wait, this is going to be weird. Or I don't know. We're we're women. We're I have to remind myself.

Let's start from the beginning. Let's, yeah, let's start. We are on earth. We were conceived and born. We're girls. We're not subscribing to guys only fans. I would assume that men are subscribing to men to male only fans. I agree.

But the guys that are performing the sexual acts on their only fans, I feel like, are they straight? So Harry Jowzy has no fans that he makes insane money from. Yeah. And I think he like, collapse with other only fan girls and has sex with them. And guys will watch it because he's hot and girls will watch it because they know him because he's famous. girls will watch it because they know him because he's famous. So he's so rich.

But if they want to do it solo, they're jerking. They're, this is such a double standard. Is this such a double standard, but I- You're like, what do they bring to the table? Don't like that. You don't like what Harry's doing? No.

Because I feel like part of it, people call us when I thought, because honestly, I've so many. I feel like he was dating you or people thought you looked like his ex-Georgia. Yeah, who they recently had drama with. Yes, who is stunning gorgeous. I didn't really even like notice. And what a great compliment that was stunning and Australian. So she's like perfect, not human.

My thing is, okay, he's a straight guy. If he's doing solo videos on only fans, girls aren't like home, like using their vibrator to him. I think Hugh Hefner's, can you Google this? Cause I don't want to out someone. I think Hugh Hefner's son is gay. Okay, so then there's like a whole community. Okay, so that makes me feel like better. That makes me feel safer.

That's comfortable. Harry's out here slonging dick. He's declared that he is bisexual AF. Okay. The AF wasn't extremely important. What did you date a guy who had an only fans? Um, what I date, I'll date any guy. Yeah, what I marry.

I know like I was marriage material. Yeah, like I'm gonna double standard it here. I don't think that I would. Yeah, I mean also like, I don't, I don't need a guy who's like super freaky. Yeah, I'm tired. I guy who's like super freaky. Yeah, I'm tired. I'm tired. You have two gray hairs that I can say.

You know, some things you could just keep in your head. You don't have to, everything you see, you don't have to say that you see. See, some things say something. Do you know what? No, I'll just power. This is so boy-ad. Do you know that?

One day, actually, we were hanging out and you plucked all of my gray hairs out. And now they grow funny, do they? Apparently, you're supposed to just, currently, you're supposed to just cut them. But if you pull it out, it comes back with main character energy. And I have two that I think the world revolves around them.

Yeah. Wait, do you think Hayley saw it today? No. It looks blonde. Only your real friends could tell that it's... That it's gray and not blonde. Also, there's a really good documentary about playboy that people should watch. Not news though. Not news though. Yeah, you've talked about that. Yeah. What do you think about the people saying that Steve Harvey's wife cheated on him with his bodyguard? With her bodyguard. Well, isn't everyone cheating with their bodyguard?

Isn't that what bodyguards are for? It was a bodyguard today that I was like, he was flirting with everyone. Yeah. And I was like, who are you? Who are you here for? I'm like, it's just a random man with a black shirt. That's flirting with everyone.

Honestly, I think it would, I have about two folds. I think it'd be very cool to have a bodyguard, but then I also think like, then you have to entertain him. Then you just have someone hanging with you all day. No bodyguards have the best energy. They don't want to talk to you. Oh, okay.

They don't want to talk to anyone. They're supposed to be on high alert. You can't talk to them. They're supposed to be like looking out for if something pops out of the sky or something. And they're like, but they're the kind of person that like afterward you get in the car with. And you're like, that was fucking crazy right?

And they're like, yeah. I could see how person that like afterward you get in the car with and you're like, that was fucking crazy right? And they're like, yeah. I could see how people fall in love with their bodyguards though, because like, he's big, he's protecting you. He's unavailable, he's naughty. Yep, he's telling our guys to fuck off. You're alone with him all the time. And he starts to care about you.

He cares about your wellbeing. I watched the documentary. He must think he'd be safe. I've the documentary. He loves to keep you safe. I've got a lot of them have accents. Yes, and they all see you in a light of like, I know who she really is. They say the real you. They say the vulnerable you. And you start looking at him in a crowd and he starts reading a line of what you need.

You look for him. You look for him. He finds you. You look for him. He finds you. Based on your eyes, he knows what you need. He holds the door for you. That's marriage material. Fuck your bodyguards.

Like everyone's at home, is a bodyguard. I wish having a bodyguard was more like, like everyone just had them. Yeah. I mean, sometimes in New York, I feel like all women should have bodyguards. I agree. Go to the house, there's a nice bodyguard. Yep.

Like you could share bodyguards with your friends. No, she's actually like, hey, so and so available tonight. She was sort of a hot bodyguard business where like if you want, consensually, you could also have sex with them at the end of the night. That's- If you protect you well enough, that can just marry- That's just marriage. That's just marriage. But you say, hey, play my bodyguard all day. Yep. You don't talk to me. That's just Mary Squartz. That's just Mary Squartz. But you say, hey, play my bodyguard all day.

Yeah. You don't have to, don't talk to me. Mm-hmm. That's amazing. Um, more French page news. Mm-hmm. Mitchell Musso? Yes. Han Montana, guy. Yeah. Was arrested?

Was arrested. Four. I think like drug something, but like, that's what Disney stars are supposed to do. Yes. That was natural. That was a canon event. Hillary Duff, I don't trust it. She didn't have her moment. Yeah. And now I'm worried, is it going to be like when she's in an old person's home, she's going to have a mental break? I think her time has passed. I think she's one of the only ones that know how

did she navigate that. Yeah, how? Or she just did it behind closed doors. Probably because also you have to think like that era of Disney was before cell phones. Oh yeah. Like that era of like famous like Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, like them going out

was right before you could snap any picture and like. Well, Kristi Carlson Romano, our friend who played Compossible and even Stevens. Rents Stevens. And Cadet Kelly. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment.

I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. I can't comment. was a partier. Yeah, but like, yeah, that time it was like harder to find. You know who could do anything nowadays without a phone. Now.

Catching you. It's crazy. It really is crazy. But I hope, oh wait, Miley and Selena both had their songs come out. Did you listen? I didn't. No, did I. I think Selena was really catchy.

I think people were talking about, I you see a picture where she looked gorgeous in like her whatever photo she posted with like the new song or something? And Miley's song was, it's like two very different songs, but I support women in the arts. Of course. I support women of the arts. Any other things going on?

From Paige News. Why is? No, that was really all I saw. I just was a little bit shook that the Steve Harvey, like that there was a, here's the other thing. You can make up anything about anyone and throw it out into the universe. He tweeted saying, like, oh,

you guys have too much time on your hands, like we're fine, whatever. Then she tweets something too. She might have. She was like, this is BS. I do also live in the school of thought that like where there's smoke, there's a little bit of fire.

It's like when things happen to people that are so like off brand, like the whole Lizzo thing, where it's like all about like body positivity and like loving yourself. And like now she's getting in trouble for like telling everyone they're fat. You know, like he's like very much, this is how you keep your woman happy. You have to put her first in everything,

and it's like, well, she cheated on you. Where is the justice? Maybe he's DJ Khaled. I don't think he got those vibes. But you know, it's crazier, imagine. He should get cheated on. DJ Khaled. Yes.

Maybe he doesn't go down on women. Right. But he has a mustache which makes me Like maybe he doesn't go down on women. Right. But he has a mustache which makes me feel like he does. I don't know. I don't know. It's either or. But imagine if you're Lori Harvey. Like imagine if your parents drama is in the news.

Like imagine your mom gets mad at your dad and I see no it's on page six. It's gross. You guys are embarrassing me. Just mom keep it in your pants. Yeah. But I do think a lot of these celebrity couples, as we're saying, it's hard to like, get away with anything nowadays, like murders.

No, it's hard to get. No, it was so easy to murder someone in the 70s. So easy to murder someone. Just don't touch anything. Put on your gloves. I'm gonna be honest. No, I wouldn't murder someone. I really wouldn't. I genuinely wouldn't.

But if something happened and like a push came to shove and I had to murder someone, time travel, no, I would. Like, do you know what I mean? Oh, wait, you're talking about right now? No, not right now, because I would get caught. But like back then, they would be like, oh, this guy is good.

When all he did was put gloves on. And even when even they didn't put gloves on, they didn't have the technology. They'd be like, oh, we got a fingerprint can't find what that finger was. You could have thrown up on a crime scene and they'd be like, who did this? Who did this? You could have left a note with your name. And they would be like, we can't match this with a key your initials In the in the snow. Yeah, maybe like we got to crack this case. We got to figure this one out No, how did they solve murder and then does that thing is that because I watch all these documentaries They'll just have a box of like a murder from like 40 years ago and all they have is like, you know like one glove

Yeah, and they're like figured a fork that was used. What's really cool is there are a lot of technology. I watch forensic files Oh, where they're going like back and cool. They literally go to all the co cases ago actually But I'm being about a boom. Yeah back. I did it So like imagine you thought you were Gucci and the technology cut up to you and they're like sir You're like 85 years old and they're like, sir. You're like 85 years old and they're like, we know you killed your husband. Literally. So, things to think about.

Do you think there's anyone that listens to Giggly's Glad that's murdered someone? Probably. Yeah, I love it. So just like, well, this girl's not a lot about murder. No, there's got to be some more. I mean, definitely thought about it. Definitely planned one out. Well, that's just a Sunday.

I can't. Like, how could I fucking kill them? Anyway, we have tickets in Toronto that are available. Like, maybe a handful in Chicago. New merch. New merch, is it out? Well, not yet, but this is what it looks like. Oh, yeah, page is wearing it.

It's a tennis collection. We revamped the tennis collection because it was so fun the first time. Our show, November 9th, in New York City, is still some tickets. Yes, there's still some tickets left. And I'm talking a handful, girlies. You gotta run.

Also, burner phone is out if you guys are bored. And it's adorable. Thank you. It's so freaking cute. Thank you. You guys are funny. Oh my God, thank you. Like, sometimes I watch your videos,

and then I forget like, oh, I know them. Do you know what I mean? Like, those are, I think, I get like, oh my God, thank you. Like sometimes I watch your videos and then I forget like, well, I know them. Do you know what I'm like? Those are, I get like, oh my God, thank God, those are my friends. Well, having your stamp of approval on the me and Despada is so funny because all the gigglers are writing in, being like, it's just saying like,

Despada is like page, but like this. It's your husband, you know? Well, you're like my husband. Yeah, but it's different. So when I listen to Burner phone with me and Des, oh you're like my husband. Yeah, but it's different. So when I listen to burner phone with me and Dez, oh, subscribe to our newsletter. I love doing all the housekeeping at the end, whatever one's like, okay, we're good, we're done.

Yeah. And we love you guys so much. No, I mean, if nobody's told me anything on if they ordered a squatty potty or not, and I'm like a little excited. What, anything? Wasn't in the newsletter? Yeah, it was in the newsletter.

And nobody's been like, oh my god, it was amazing. Life changing. Yeah, whatever. Last time I gave you guys something. I'm sorry.