Giggly Squad - Giggling about messy Thanksgiving eves, The Royals, and becoming a troll

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

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I'm in the day just got away from me. You always have to cough. I know. And it's like the worst thing you can possibly do is say an inch. It's like a nervous cough. Isn't it crazy that a nervous, like a cough is the worst thing you can possibly do in this painting. It's like a nervous cause. Isn't it crazy that a nervous, like a cough is the worst social thing you could do right now? Yeah, now if you have to cough or sneeze, you have to like get up and leave the building.

But let's talk about this. Yeah, no, I was talking about it right now. Like we are talking about it. I mean, you guys, welcome to Kiggly Squad. We press record and page was like confused about it, but we're here. We have you ever noticed that when we're both laughing really hard at something, we actually change our laugh

to be the exact same laugh we both go, ha, ha, ha. We have like a synchronization. Also when you hang out with someone, you know when you start doing things like laughing like them and you start turning into them. Yeah. I do tell everyone laughing at the same time is true intimacy and that's what best friends do. I like when you're hanging out with someone and then you start to use like their jargon.

Yeah do you remember when we started saying dude all the time for everything? It would be like dude. Dude. Wait, I was with one of my guy friends and we were talking about like things that piss you off about the opposite sex. And he said, you know what I really hate. And I was like, what? And he goes, when girls say are talking to me and telling me a story and they say, dude, or bro. And I just looked at them and I was like, was that a personal attack on me? And he was like, I just think I don't find or bro. And I just looked at them and I was like, was that a personal attack on me? And he was like, I just think I don't find it attractive. And I was like, dude.

You're a fuck dude. Bro, shut the fuck up, bro. Also, you are a dude, you are a bro. It's weirder when a dude calls you a bro because you're like, oh, then why have you been putting your dick in me? I like it. I like it.

Because then I feel like I'm a homie. You know, he's like, I'm like, oh, he sees me. He's like a friend, like he can chill with. And that's the ultimate compliment when it guys. Yeah. Seize you as a bro. And then next thing you know, it's more than that if it's meant to be.

Anyway, welcome to Giggly Squad. This is the longest. This is a two minutes into our intro. We are giggly today. And I think it's because we have a holiday coming up. We love a holiday on Giggly Squad. Love a holiday. What's your typical Thanksgiving look, L-E-W-K?

As the Kim Kardashian of my family, I have Thanksgiving at my mom's house, like my parents house, and- It's very Chloe. Wow, I feel like this is an indirect fucking insult no it means that he's funny but he's not the hottest of them I'm definitely the prettiest and my family no Gary knows you're prettier than he doesn't like a diss you Gary I love you and your masculine face yeah Gary's probably the

Chloe like everyone really fucks with Gary but like I am the true star. But like when people want to do a photo shoot, they lose Gary's number. Right. They somehow can't find it. But as I walk down my stairs to go to Thanksgiving, I feel like every day's like prom to you in the house. Yeah.

Also the fact that my parents have like a spiral staircase, you know how many times I'm like, oh my god, when it's my wedding. And they're like, okay. You ever walk down and people missed it so you walk back up and do it again? Of course. Of course. Do you ever drunkenly fall down it? I've never drunkenly fallen down, but I have fallen, I have like walked down and been like,

hello! Was anyone gonna say they loved my outfit? And my parents just look at me like they're so sick of outfits. But what's your Thanksgiving outfit? Like what do you think people should wear and think's giving? Especially this Thanksgiving, it's gonna be weird. All the people are not gonna be there probably because we're not supposed to travel or see too many people. Right.

So it's probably just your parents and maybe a boyfriend or brother or sister. What do you wear? I, okay, I love dressing up. So I always get dressed up, whether it's four people or a thousand people, like I'm wearing a mirror. Yeah, I'm my own person. So I typically wear something like Thanksgivingy,

you know, like a little bit dressy, maybe like a mini skirt and boots and like a chunky sweater or something. Or I go full homeless. There's no in between. No, I totally see you with a leather boot. Or yeah, you wear like one of your nasty gal sweatsuits. Sometimes I don't even, I don't even do that.

I've had many of Thanksgiving so hung over and like ex-boyfriend sweatshirts and my mom's just like, we have family coming over. And I'm like, okay, well I'm gonna throw up. So keep it your self, Kim. Also, when you're deciding a Thanksgiving outfit, don't go high-waisted. You really have to think about the waist in this because if you want to unzip the whole time,

that's fine, but like, where are yoga pants? Where's sweatpants? Where's something with the stretchy band? Yeah, I actually don't, I know it's like, I'd say you don't bloat, cause I will punch you in the face. I'll punch you in the throat. So weird, I don't bloat and I don't sweat.

I just like, I'm so small and I glisten. I float after one bite of anything. I turn into a new I've like whole new body I feel like my mom has really figured out Thanksgiving day in terms of like spacing the food So we eat like really really early things we basically have Thanksgiving lunch And then when everyone's actually eating their Thanksgiving dinner That's when we're popping off with turkey sandwiches. Oh, so you're ready doing leftovers, but I tell you yeah We're all right. Yeah, we're on that leftover set.

I know Kim doesn't skip the dessert. So when does the dessert? Desserts whenever you want it to be. But we do Thanksgiving dinner at like one thirty two. Then we all chill. Some people are having like pie or whatever. Then by nighttime, we're doing turkey sandwiches and games. Like we get competitive.

We're a big family feud family. Ooh, I love that. And my dad's the moderator and he couldn't be more perfect for the drawout. Wait, do you like do your own, like he becomes Steve Harvey? Uh-huh. Yeah. Sorry I got in Vizlion and I have trouble speaking a little. Wait, wait.

How do you think of the answers? Like you have a- No it's a board game. Like the questions I thought you'd probably literally produce the whole show. What are we masterminds? No. Yeah you're done.

You can buy this game. You can buy it. She goes, good Amazon. I do think Turkey gets a lot of hate. Like I love how people suddenly are like, watch out. You get tired after eating turkey because of the trip to fan, the trip to fan. People love saying trip to fan.

People love it. When it's like bitch, it's not the trip to fan. You ate 4,000 calories and you're a fucking food coma. Like I have turkey sandwiches all the time in the regular year and no one's talking about trip to fan. No and when people say it, they also feel so smart. I do at least. I'm like a trip and no one's talking about trip to fans. No, and when people say it, they also feel so smart, I do at least. I'm like a trip to fan.

Oh, the trip to fan. Also, I think trip to fan might just be like a made up thing by the government, trying to get us to sleep. We should secretly play a game. Like how many times people in your family say trip to fan and you have to take a shot, everything will turn out. Yeah, it brings it up.

That's a gig-a-sword game. Drink every time you hear a trip to fan, because it's fucking annoying. And it's also really hard to say when you're wearing your invisalign. But also, I was thinking about Turkey. People say it's very dry and stuff, and they love hating on it.

But I was thinking, your plate is a boy band on Thanksgiving. Just bear with me. You can't have every fucking part of the plate, like a hot guy. Like a boy band cannot be all hot guys. You need a Joey Fattone. You need like an ugly guy in the back who's actually really good at singing and does all the hard work

and then like the fancy players doing it. I can't believe you just played Joey Fattone like that. I just, you know what I'm saying, bro? We all love Joey. But like no one's, he doesn't have the jawline to be in the front. Right. So like with Turkey, it's like,

you can't have a bomb ass cranberry, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, mac and cheese, and then also have like, you need a, the basic turkey as a vehicle to shove all that in your mouth. Right. That like, you don't have one-half sex with, and it's just like steady and good and solid. How depressing. If someone ever described me as just like,

she's just like steady, she's good, she's solid. I wanna have sex with her, but I like her presence. I'm basically like, if you wanna have sex with your turgidus Thanksgiving, it's an issue. But what's your favorite part of the plate? OK, here's a hot take. I feel like the way you put things on your plate is very

specific to your personality. So there's the fung shui of your plate is very specific to your personality. So the fung shui of your plate says a lot about who you are as a human. So some people can't have things touching. You know, like there's separate sections for each thing. Like, okay, my peas are over here. My mashed potatoes are over here. I love that you brought this up. It's very important.

And then there's other people that are just slapping shit on, just going to town. I would say I'm like a middle of the road person. Like my things can touch, that's fine. But I'm not like mixing it all together, making like a pot pie on my plate. Yeah, I have a hot take. Obviously, like, I don't want my plate to be like

a Catholic school dance where like the non-servant. And no, six inches, six inches. You don't need my plate to be a Catholic school dance where the nuns are living. No, no, six inches, six inches. You don't need socially distancing your food. I think those Italians were very into dipping. Oh, we love sauce. You love a sauce, you love a dip. So I will love to take a turkey, put cranberry on it, throw a little mac and cheese on it, a little gravy.

I think that people who don't want their foods to touch have serious intimacy issues and need to go to therapy. That's my hot take. Like, I don't trust people whose food can't touch like what he's scared of. Who hurt you? I agree. I think it's weird. I love that you said that Italians love like a dip. It's so true. Like, have you ever gotten pasta with no bread and been like, um, who's... Can I speak to the manager?

Yeah, yeah. Like it's like insulting. Like am I supposed to dip my finger in it? I also hate being at a restaurant and there's like that one person that you're at dinner with and they're like, no bread for me. And I'm like, okay, you don't need to shame everyone else that like you're not having bread, just don't take it.

You know, like don't take it and don into the table and let me have it later. Yeah, shut the fuck up like oh no I'm not doing bread. I'm like oh. Yeah people's like what bread like it's poison bread is actually like back bone that keeps people together. Yeah the backbone of society. And society's not doing great so I know what that says. What if you had to be a

you had to be a Thanksgiving food, which Thanksgiving food would you be? I mean, so easy. So easy. The turkey, because I like to be the center of fucking attention at all times. I like people to talk about me all day. Good or bad, we don't care.

Yeah, I don't care, I keep my name in your mouth. Is it gonna be good? Or do you think you think it's it came out good everyone's checking on it all day it's too skinny is it too fast they're like poking it it's too tight it's too much fun and then you have it and you're like it's a guy it's way more fun to talk about I feel like that is a conversation that all of my ex-boyfriends have had with someone about me. Yeah, no, she was good. Like, it was good. Like, it looks better in photos. Yeah.

I'll get a different brand next year. I do have to say. So stuffing, my Nana makes like a stuffing that's like very moist. Okay. So I have a reason that word I know is triggering for some people. Yeah it is. And not for me though, I kind of like it. I love that.

Yeah. She uses like sausages. Oh you do like meat stuffing. Yeah. It's a clean stuffing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

We also have the like box stuffing right say so you like you have the All kinds of mix it. Okay, it's how people who aren't Italian don't know about meat stuffing It's not a thing. Yeah, like melt in your mouth. You put it on your sandwiches after till put it on everything Yeah, I put it on everything Put it on my fucking ice cream, But I feel like I'd be stuffing because, you know, I have multiple personalities. I'm full of carbs at all times. I can have like a dry personality and sometimes I have nuts in me. That took me like, I took you like seven seven seconds and I would just look at you over

a zoom like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wow, actually I never had stuffing with nuts in it. Paige loves a good dick joke. I feel like there's some nut in it. Are people who are allergic to nuts are like, oh shit. Yeah. I try to stay away from people who are allergic to nuts.

Yeah, they do ruin the fun a lot of the time. Do you know that like if you wanted, okay, this is gonna be a hot take, but if you wanted to murder your ex-boyfriend, you can just eat like a PB&J if you found out he's allergic to peanut butter and like, make out with him. That's some dark shit. And then just be like, oh my God, I forgot.

They're like, why are you eating a PB&J at 2am? And you're like, who doesn't? It's actually a really great 2am. I might come on over here. I don't think I've ever had a boyfriend who is allergic to nuts, but I'll keep it in the back of my head because I'm sure I'll have one at some point, my life.

So final question about Thanksgiving, because now we're on 15 minutes about Thanksgiving. Yeah. I growing up in Brooklyn, New York, it's not like very neighborhoody. I've never had a Thanksgiving Eve. I didn't even know it was a thing until about, even after college,

we don't have one bar in Brooklyn that all the local kids would go to. Right. Do you have Thanksgiving Eve? Okay. Thanksgiving Eve is my fucking holiday. It's my Super Bowl, if you will. I have participated in Thanksgiving Eve

since my freshman year in college. And when I say participated, I mean, my outfit was planned weeks in advance for this because not only are you rolling up to your neighborhood bar, but which is down the street from my home, about a four minute Uber drive, which back then was a cab drive or my dad. So Thanksgiving Eve is the one night only

that you see every guy you've ever hooked up with in your hometown. You see their ex-girlfriend, you see their new girlfriend, you see that bitch in high school that you did not fuck with, but like you have to talk to. It is the craziest night of existence. And to people just get hammered because that sounds super exziyity producing. New everyone just gets hammered. It's so packed you can't even move. And they're like, you're like, I never even liked you Steven.

I never liked your stupid fucking hair guy. Yeah, like you have conversations with people. I feel like everything's giving Eve I have the same conversation with a different guy. And it's like, do you know I always had a crush on you? And they're like, you did? Why didn't you ever tell me? I think it's like that conversation the past five years.

His breath come over here and they're like, it's John. And I'm like, John, I've always had a car on you. Like, you literally never spoke to me. Like, you literally never spoke to me. I've gone black out the past, I don't know, 10 things, giving me his, What are you trying? Anything that night there's no rules. I'll switch to tequila back to vodka back to gent like it's just wild. Last year was the first year I went out on Thanksgiving Eve and I looked around and I said, I am an old bitch. I am the girl that

everyone is looking at being like, oh my god. I like I heard a graduate. Yeah, like what year was that? Is she like 30 now? And I'm like, oh my god. Because it's the night where people you went to high school with, their younger siblings are now out and experiencing things giving even you're like, oh, you're like who let them in?

Yeah. But then they're like, who let those old people in? Yeah, they're like, well, we're 21 now let them in? But then they're like who let those old people in? Yeah, they're like, well, we're 21 now, and I'm like, you're kidding me. And then you have to leave. But I spent brains on fully formed. They shouldn't be allowed yet. Not at all.

Neither are. I don't really. Wait, so do people try to like show off? Like, I'm doing well now. Like a reunion and like, buy a ton of shots for people. Like, is there that, like, our people trying to show like, ooh, I lost weight or, ooh, like, I ton of shots for people. Like is there that like are people trying to show like ooh I lost weight or Like I have a new hot boyfriend

No, I don't feel like it's that I always go out with the same people every year and that's my brother I'm like Gary we're going on on Thanksgiving Eve. Um Chloe No, I don't feel like people try and show off, but you definitely have to look your best because that's like the only time once a year that these people are seeing you. Yeah, not on Instagram. Right. When you got on the show, where you never see your first Thanksgiving Eve after, for people to be like, oh my god, that girl does reality TV now. That girl keeps going reality TV. There's like, there are bedtimes that I've been out like in my hometown and I could tell people were

talking about me and obviously because I'm so anxiety ridden I'm like oh my god they hate me they're probably like you know that fucking loser's just like on reality TV. She has a friend who got eaten out in reality with a whore. So I get super nervous but no one's ever like come up to me and been rude.

People either pretend they don't watch the show. When they do, and then you're like, you're like, oh shoot, I guess they must hate it or something, but they're trying to be chill. Or they do watch the show, and they're just like, yeah, we love it. Let's talk about it. And you're like, yes. It is funny, because I've caught people in like oh like I don't watch it I'm like, oh like don't worry about it like you shouldn't it's trash

Like trying to make it not awkward. Yeah, and then like two more sentences into the conversation They're like, oh, yeah, I saw that and I'm like, but you didn't wow. I'm like, oh, oh, okay cool No, it's fine like it's almost like they want to make me feel bad that I'm on it, but then they're like, but you watch it, so. It's definitely awkward because you don't know what kind of game they're playing with you emotionally. Right. Right. Are you trying to compliment me or insult me?

Like, either way, I'm fine with it. I'll go with either one. Yeah, just like, if you want insult me, I'll jump on that bandwagon. Like, I hate myself too. Like, I get it. But like, just let if you want to insult me, I'll jump on that bandwagon. Like I hate myself too. Like I got it. But like just let me know what we're doing. Oh my God. Well, I'm excited for Thanksgiving.

I feel like a lot of people might not be with their families. So we hope that we gave you a little giggle for this. And we're great just grateful for all the giggleers. We're so grateful. Yeah, that's what we're grateful for this year. We're grateful for this community that we built from ashes. I literally, we're at the lowest points in our lives. We live with our parents again.

And what do we do? And we built this amazing community. And I'm so thankful for it. And I love that. And this podcast is actually my favorite part of the week, because we're forever so talk shit with each other. Yeah, yeah. Because we're kind of getting busier now,

so I don't know unless I have a face time of you if you're going to be full focused on the shit I want to talk. But back then, at any time, I'd be like, yes, I need someone to talk to. Right. And now you'd be like, oh, I'm doing a shoe and I'm like, so she doesn't love me anymore.

Let's do some fucking front page news. Okay. This is a big one and this just started. Oh, wow, I haven't committed to memory and even screen shot it. Like, how deep are you in TikTok? I was so deep in it in quarantine and then I like took a break emotionally

and now I'm just, I'm like, I'm, you know, there's like the real thing. You flirt with the idea of it. And now I'm just, I'm like, I'm, I'm, you know, there's like the reals thing. You flirt with the idea of it. I'm flirting with it, but I don't go into it because I get scared. Okay, so let me just give you like a little backstory. Charlie Demelio, you obviously know who she is.

She's 16, her sister Dixie is 19. I love both of their names, but that's beside the point. Cute Italian girls that- Cute Italian. Did a couple dances and blew the fuck up. Right. So they recently moved to LA because now they're like blowing up. What are they from? As Chicago. Okay.

I always thought Dixie was younger than Charlie for some reason. I don't know, but I'm stupid. So they have this YouTube show. I think that they're all trying to have reality shows. Like not everyone can tell it. No, we got it. We got it. We got it.

Interesting, Stan, you're fucking lame, Dix. So I think that they're all trying to have reality TV shows, like the Sway House, the Hype House. And I'm sure they'll get it at some point. But they have this YouTube show where it's their mom and dad and the two of them and I'm sure they'll get it at some point. But they have this YouTube show where it's their mom and dad and the two of them and they all are having dinner and then they invite a guest. So the guest was that makeup artist James Charles. James Charles. Are they interesting enough? Like I know their dances are great. What are they interesting enough to have like

no. Okay. No. Okay. So I would never watch this YouTube show like on my own accord, but because there was so much drama happening from it, I was like, okay, I need to watch like the full episode to really get what people are saying about it. And side note, before we delve into the drama of it, when you said Hannah, are you into TikTok? I recently posted a TikTok, a quite wholesome TikTok of me and this little girl doing a dance because I went to this like friends place who has a daughter, I mean, she's like an older friend.

Anyway, and the daughter is 11, and she was like, she has frizzy, curly, beautiful red hair. And she's like, I wanna cut my hair short. And I was like, why? Like, I feel like if you go short, it'll be like really, really puffy, because right now it like holds it down because it's long, I want to cut my hair short. And I was like, why? I feel like if you go short, it'll be really, really puffy. Because right now it holds it down because it's long. And she goes, I want my hair to be like Charlie Demelios. And I go, she has straight black hair.

And she goes, yeah, but she dyed it pink in the front. So I won dye pink in the front. And then black and short. And I was like, wait, you're obsessed with Charlie. And she goes, yeah, Charlie's my everything. So we're not her demographic. No. Her demographic is like an 11 year old. Right. So this YouTube show is like a full production. Like, you can tell that there's producers all around, like they want this to be a thing. The dad and

the mom kind of not host it, but they kind of keep the conversation going in terms of like they're asking the guest questions. But it's not, like it's not good. Like they're not, no one's funny. What are you really in Dixie doing? So the whole thing was that they came off bratty. Now look, Charlie is 16 years old. You know, she's a fucking child, your kid. You have no, you're so, you just got famous in a year. Obviously she's gonna say some shit that, like you wouldn't say at 27 or 28,

like what I was also interested in, like it's edited. Like they can't be edited. So they have a personal chef who made them this big like paella and like this big dinner, whatever. Dixie took a bite of like a snail. It was in the paella and she threw up. People were saying that was her disrespecting the chef. Then she went out on her Instagram and was like, ah, everyone on my team knows that I have a really weak stomach and I throw up a lot. So the producers were trying to get me to have a reaction. That's why they made me eat the

snail. Had nothing to do with the chef and what he cooked. Then Charlie said, I think it would be really cool that I got a million followers and in the same year I reached a hundred million. And James Charles was like, oh the 95 million wasn't good enough. And she was saying like, no, obviously it is, but I just think it would be like so cool if it was an even number and I'd gone from 1 million to 100 million like that's crazy. She wasn't saying it and like, I need 100 million.

Like she was just, she's being a 16 year old kid, just got famous and was like, wouldn't it be cool if I reached this milestone within one year? People lost their fucking minds. They're trying to cancel both of them. The comments on their TikToks are insane. I mean, people telling the girls to kill themselves. It's also insane because you have to think of perspective.

Do you remember when we used to just get like, when we got double digit likes on Instagram? Yeah, when you hit it with an AIMS and you hit 11, you're like, I literally, if you scrolled too much, you're like, Iconic, never been done before, ground breaking. And for people understand, it's like money. Like, once you start making money,

that 10,000 feels like the $10 that used to when you were little. A thousand percent. So like I don't think they did anything wrong. They did nothing wrong. This is the thing that I actually learned from Taylor Strucker that I'm so happy we brought up is the art of trolled them. Yeah.

The stages of how someone becomes a troll. Because me and you have both dealt with trolls before. This is how someone becomes a troll. First, they discover you. Yep, they discover you. They for whatever reason, I'm like, I choose her. I like her. I feel connected to her. Then they start experiencing you and they're like, yeah, I like her. I actually love this girl. I think we would be friends. I'm, this is my fucking girl. I love her. Then like you're at Thanksgiving dinner or you're out with friends or you're on the phone and you're like, oh, you know

Paige is sore bones and someone goes, oh yeah, I know Paige. Oh yeah, I love her from somewhere else. And you somehow for a second feel like, wait, wait, wait, Paige isn't mine. Or like, hand is not mine. Other people know about her. Then you start. Interesting. Think about it. So then you start to get upset. You're like, wait, wait, wait. Paige doesn't care about me. Like I care about her.

And I don't like that. And like Paige has been making friends with other people. And they see her in different lights than I do. And I feel like disrespected. Like Paige doesn't care about me. Then comes the hate. Now, when people troll on you, they don't just hate you. They used to love you.

So they are treating you. So then it's like, fuck that, fuck page. She's thinking of a shit about me. Like, she thinks she's bigger than me, whatever. And then they try to destroy you. And I don't, I want to just bring up this moment that our Facebook group made me cry. Like actual tears or like actual tears. I was being messing but like I cried and I was commenting on the Facebook going like I'm

crying right now. Wait, is this when you called me? Maybe. But it was the day that like we wanted our podcast to go live. Oh yes, yes, yes. And we said we were going to go do an Instagram live and we had everything set up and then we had a technical difficulty that we had to go later. We had to push the podcast later.

But we're told everyone we were going live. Right. And I was so upset. We worked our fucking asses off to make it work and it just was out of our control. So we get on, we have nothing to say. We joke like this is a pyramid scheme. Ha, ha, we're so sorry. Like it's going to get up.

We love you guys. Like I had no service. It was just like it was rough, but we did it. We showed our faces The Facebook page giggly swat apparently like it's always just a couple people But someone was like fuck hand in page. I used to love them now like they're joking that this is a pyramid scheme They don't give a shit about us. They don't care about us. I start just that this is a pyramid scheme. They don't give a shit about us. They don't care about us. I start just sobbing. No.

And I'm like, all I want to do is make you happy. And then I heard these stages of trolled them. Because what hurts the most is when it's like, I know you. I loved you. And now I don't. But it's really just like, anyway, long story short, what's happening, I'm not comparing my fame to Charlie because it's cheese on on a whole nother level

and I can't even imagine like, Dunkin' Donuts has a drink for her. So her thing is, she posted, I saw just like sobbing on Instagram live. I mean, she's 16, could you think about the mental state that you were in at 16 regarding anything? Like everything that happens to you when you're 16, that's catastrophic in Oh my god.

In your mind is the end of the world. Yeah. Like you think you'll never love again. Like when that guy breaks up with you or like no one will ever be your friend. Like you think your life is going to suck? Could you imagine the feeling of millions and millions of people just being like fuck you? She lost more followers in one day than I'll ever even have in my life.

Do you know what I mean? So what happened is, if one person sends you a mean message, it sucks, but you're like whatever, like you're a fucking crazy person. But what happens with trolling, it becomes this group mentality where the trolls like jump on it.

So when you have hundreds of thousands and millions of people telling you you're a fucking shitty person, you start to be like, wait. Thousand percent. Am I a shitty person? Yeah. One hundred percent. It's all just a group mentality. And that's what happened in like, in all of history is whenever you put a group together, some people will start hating people and you jump on that bandwagon. I empathize with Charlie, but also it's like TikTok. The algorithm was so crazy in the beginning

that like I don't know, people were blowing up for like, she's an incredibly talented dancer, but like no one would expect that she would become that fucking famous from doing TikTok dances as a 16 year old. When there's like no offense, Charlie, there's some way more talented dancers out there. But there was something about her like ability

and like innocence or I don't know. Every time it's for a reason, like she was, you know, she just, she blew up. For whatever reason, she blew up and she's 16 years old, like some shit's gonna happen. And what she said and like whatever her demeanor was, okay. If there was a camera on me at 16 and every time I acted like a

brat, I mean, I'm on. Especially sitting at a dinner with your parents. Like, I'm sure there's a billion times in my life that someone could be like, wow, what a fritz also hard because like she didn't get famous for her personality. She got famous for taking them. Okay. Now they're trying to sell her personality. They gave them a podcast and it's like, you can't just expect them to just know how to do it. It takes years of like, like, you know what I'm saying? Not to sound like, whatever.

A brat. But I, yeah. But I was watching their YouTube and I had that exact thought. I was like, oh wow, they're trying to do like a reality show. They didn't get famous for their personalities. They're not whatever. This is awkward because it's hard to do like a reality show, they didn't get famous for their personalities, they're not whatever. This is awkward because it's hard to do that. People think like, oh, it's easy to just have a camera

in your face and then just like be yourself. Like it's really hard. I would never be able to have done that even when I was 24. No. No. I always love that we did reality TV later in our life because we kind of knew our opinions

and we knew ourselves a little more because you can't trust yourself with a camera in front of you if you don't really. I mean, we're almost 30 years old and when our season ever, when we start airing, we get terrified. Yeah. And we're almost in our 30s

and we're nervous for shit we've said. Could you imagine being 16? I just so funny to her reaction is so what I would do at 16 we just go on live and you saw More of the story we stand with Charlie is not getting canceled on our watch. Yeah, Charlie didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, she's definitely growing fast. And it's interesting to see someone go from nothing to something any year and how they handle it. Exactly. That's so well put.

OK, let's do it next. The queen. Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are celebrating their 73rd wedding anniversary. Wow. 76. No. Okay. At what age do you think you stop having sex?

I know as my Nana went on chatroom and said that she still has sex three to five times a week and that my papa's still very horny. Wow. Barbada. I don't think I've ever had sex three to five times a week. Even in my, and I'm 28 and I don't think I'm like, am I okay? No, my Nana's just like, oh, she knows that I have a good time. How old are Nana and Papa? Nana is

79 and Papa's like early 80s The Queen is 94 and Prince Philip is 99 Holy crap. Yeah, I wonder if their kids are just like we'll use my little frog runs I mean 73 years together You're the same person. You've now morphed into one human or you literally hate each other so much You can't even like look in a similar direction. Could you imagine being with someone for more years then You're with yourself.

Wait a second. I think wait a second. No, it just, I think relationships evolve from like, they just become like partner in life. It's like your mom, like you're not like, oh my god, you have to spend another year with your mom. You're like, no, she's my, my person. Right, no, I got it.

I got it. I want to talk about, because I've been watching the crown. Okay, okay, let's talk about it. Because it's apparently Queen Elizabeth, I love how excited you just got. Queen Elizabeth is not happy with how they're being depicted, which makes me laugh so hard to think of Queen Elizabeth watching Netflix.

Like we watched Summer House and being like, no, I don't like how that came out. No, you're not. It's not false. False, not what fucking happened. Okay. She's like, I want to tweet about it, but that's even crazy or whatever, whatever.

I'll just take it. It'll blow over. People aren't even going to watch. It'll be fun. That's a ghost thing I had. I'm making two weeks no one's even going to remember. But I think that the queen is upset because they're just showing how the traditions of royalty are hurting relationships and that they basically forced Prince Charles, who is way better

looking in the crown than real life. I mean, I would have- I would have- I'd have said it out of fake Prince Charles. Agreed. That's literally like if we did a movie and we got fucking like Angelina Jolie and like Jenn Aniston to play it. Wow, what an interesting pairing I wonder if they'd go home. But that's how it feels like for a picture.

That's what they should do though. They should fucking make a huge movie, the two of them, and just be like a fucking Brad Pitt. Like I love doing that when, you know when you don't like your ex's new girlfriend and then they break up and then you could finally talk to her and be like, he was a monster, right? And she's like, yeah, and I'm like, now we're best friends.

I have so many girlfriends that like, I feel like we've cross-condaminated. I feel like, what do you think about them? And I'm like, lose or hate. I love the new girl friends. So I love to have Angelina and Jen really chop it up about Brad. Oh, I love, that's the red table talk I want to see. Manifested it.

Should we get them on Giggly Squad? Imagine if it comes through Jen and Asyn's PR, like, hey, these two girls from reality TV have like a sub-par podcast. Big, big, little lunch. Oh, yeah, I like giggling. That was my Jen for Anna, soon. Oh. Oh.

Really, that was like my dad. I don't know what it was. That might have been worse than my Snoop Dogg. Okay. Anyway. Oh, yeah. So the queen basically told Prince Charles, like, you have to be with Diana. And I was arguing with someone because it's hard to understand

why people are so fascinated with Diana. Like, it's not like she was a random girl picked up from the street that became a princess. She's from royalty. Right. Right. Which I think people forget. People for like, she was supposed to be in that crowd. Yeah. She did have like a kind of cool haircut, but that was about like the only unique thing. Right. And I guess she was like a girl of the people, like she was like less stuck up. Yeah, I think she was pretty like down to earth.

But I guess it's like not that hard to be down to earth compared to a royal. Right. But anyway, it turns out they basically showed in the crown, which is amazing. I've never watched it before until this season, because I've watched a ton of Diana documentaries and I just like, I'm into it. So you can start it at this season. The shows that Prince Charles was obsessed

with this woman Camilla was not allowed to marry her because she was not royalty. And she also was married. So it was like a little sleazy, a shy-stay. And Diana gets picked. She did great with the family. And then he literally ignores her, makes bracelets for Camilla, all this stuff.

And Diana just becomes super depressed. She's bulimic. She hates herself. She hates him. And that's where I'm at. And I'm not spoiling, because this is literal history. You can write fucking Google live. So everyone's shut up who just got mad. If I get a fucking DM about spoiling, it's like, this is American history bitch.

Jessica shut up. You literally can't spoil it because it's real life. But like, I loved Diana and like, the fact that it's showing her mental health problems behind I think is fucking awesome. Here's the thing that I'm so confused with. It's like, okay, they picked her to be the princess. And then they got mad because everyone loved her. And you're like, wait, what? Isn't this, wasn't this the point? Like the sister, like Charles sister? It's like bitch, you should have been

smart enough to know that everyone loves her. Why don't you become best friends with her if you want, like if you want attention so bad. I'm like, you know, why do you think we are best friends? I was like, Paige is super like a ball. Because we're narcissists and we're like, She's great for my brand. No, but it's like, why can't you be some, join them? Yeah, like, why are you so jealous of her? Just, why don't you just be nice to her

and see if you guys would be friends? It also shows how jealousy is. Like, everything looks greener on the other side. We have a fucking quotas because she's jealous of this girl who literally is empty. I'm just going to hate her life. Yeah. It's her life.

It was interesting to see like you become princess. Everyone's jealous of you, but you're literally locked up in a castle with people who have no affection towards you. And you know that your husband doesn't love you. And he loves this other woman. There's something that hurts more between like someone that just like you're not sure if they love you versus knowing they love someone else. Like that fucking unless.

Wow. Cause you know where you're like, oh we could get there versus like, no, no, no, no, he has someone else on his mind. Wow. That's next level pain. That's next level pain. Because you'll never be that person. I don't want to jinx myself, but I don't think I've ever felt that pain. Like, I don't think I've ever known that I'm with someone, and the reason they don't want to be with me is because they love someone else. They don't want to be with me just because of my general personality. I think her captions are much funnier on Instagram. The conversation we have right now.

But I actually, I feel like a cue, but I felt that way when I was like really little, do you know when like, because nowadays if you like someone it's like you try a day to you don't, but like when you're little you'd find out like the guy you like has a crush on like someone else, like an elementary school. Yes. So that was like my darkest moment. But I think he was doing it to make me jealous. That's why I told myself.

Once this one girl was super mean to me and my big crush who liked me and I think he was dating her to make me upset, they started dating and I did the most fucked up thing I've ever done in my life. I was 11 years old and this is deviant. I went up to her and I told her, hey, I heard that he's going to break up with you, so you should definitely break up with him first.

And then I went up to him and I said, hey, she's going to break up with you, so you should do it first. And then watch them in the playground, break up with each other, and then just was like, am I Macavellian? And then I was like, I think I should fuck guys, I'm just gonna take over the world. Wait, how old were you? 11, page, I'm like an evil genius.

Pacturing 11 year old Hannah Berner on the playground, just watching this go down, is the, is I will think of this moment anytime I'm upset. Just the song. I'm literally told you're no one that I brown hair blowing in the wind just being like yes. There's some weird things in the background. I literally told no one until this day. Like that's how good it was. So what happened with you and the guy after?

Oh he actually admitted that he like had feelings for me after like college like one of those where he's like Let's try to make it work and then he like didn't he didn't grow as tall as I wanted him to like Got it. Got it. Yeah. That's that and we what else is up in front page anyway Luan has a new boyfriend Lua yes, I love Lua we love Lua He is a personal trainer. They were spotted out in the Hamptons at like a popular restaurant and they met on hinge.

Do you know what's so funny? I had lunch with Luan, you remember? Hi. Over the summer, she like has a place in Zag Harbor and she takes his little boat out to Shelter Island and some gigglers were like, kind of Luan wants to get lunch with you and I was so nervous because it was Lewand's assistant who knew who I was, not Lewand. Got it.

So I brought my mom because I was like, maybe they'll get along because they're like literally the same age. And we got hammered. Lewand was amazing and she was telling me that she's on hinge. And that's when she started telling me like about how European guys are like the best guys to date and how like she can't date these boys and like she, it was, she's epic. She's epic. It's I would not expect her.

I don't know why, but I would not. But I would not. Yes. I think that it's just, it's hard out there. And I also think she has a very young energy to her where she kind of wants to just do what the kids are doing and she has a liveliness to her. Like she literally was wants to just do what the kids are doing. And she has a liveliness to her. Like she literally was just hanging with us drinking beers. She loves talking to

people. She's very social. And hinge, I mean, I love hinge because they give you the height. Yeah, they do. You can see their personality immediately. This how I do hinge. I look at their, if they're hot and they don't have like a fish photo. And then if they're hot, there's so many times I'll, I'll see their answers and be like, thank God I ain't going to date with them. Like you know they're going to be boring. My favorite is one people are like, I love good food and I love traveling. It's like, shut the fuck up. Everyone likes good food. And you going to Daytona Beach once for spring break is not traveling you boring fuck You know what I find fascinating on hinge is sometimes I'll come across someone's profile and I'll just be like whoa

We couldn't be more opposite and this is fascinating to me like someone that's like I just like reading books and Like going to music. Yeah, I'm like reading books and like going to a museum. Yeah, I'm like, oh my God, we'd fucking hate each other. And I'm just interested in what that would be like. There's also the way people answer questions. Like, people love doing like, where would you be at a party? And it's so easy to be like, by the food or by the pet. And like, if people say, by the food or by the pet,

get a personality. It's not a person I trade that you like dogs, okay? That's all I can say. It's over, it's done. Like I like cats, that's cool. All the jokes on like, we love the office. Like, shut the fuck up. Stop, stop it.

It is a widely accepted comedy that everyone finds fun and you're not unique. Oh my God, I love shitting on. You're not unique. If you're, I love shitting on. You're not unique. If you're like pizza, like you love pizza, yeah, no shit. It's bread and cheese, everyone fucking loves it. Like if you don't love it, you're weirdo. Anyway, so those are our sentiments on hinge.

We love hinge. We love hinge. I actually do. I met British Dave on hinge. Oh yeah, I've never met anyone on. Hinge has like good foreign guys too in New York. Like a lot of Irish, a lot of British. So crazy. I don't want people to attack me. But like, I don't think I've ever gone on a date

with someone who has an accent. Paige, as someone who has the most incredible fake British accent. Wait, Paige! You need to date a British guy. I actually do. No, I really do because I just feel like I want to couple up. Someone who really gets me. No, yeah, is that crazy? I've never gone on it. I've never even talked to a guy who had an accent. Like, you know, talked like... What's your favorite accent if you had to besides Massimo? God, don't even get me started.

I mean, I feel like the usual suspects, like British Australian. I do have one Australian guy friend who is very good looking and like, I do like his accent, but we've never like, you know, top-righteous friends, but I think British Australian, I do like Irish accents. Yeah, do you know anyone? I'll see what I can do. Oh, I love her manifestation.

Wait, can we wrap it up with just discussing some bravo, shit? Yeah, for sure. Like, are you caught up in Salt Lake City? Have you watched other than charm? Are you watching OC? Potomac. All of the above, I don't have a social life. So yes, I'm going to have a living. put up in Salt Lake City, have you watched Heaven Charm? Are you watching OC? Potomac? All of the above, I don't have a social life,

so yes I'm calling all that red guys. So let's fucking unpack. First of all, Salt Lake City, Epic. Iconic. Iconic, we're loving it. They get in a fight over the thumbs up emoji. Okay. As people, like these are also older women

arguing about emojis, as people who like are of the emoji generation, me and you. That's a brag, like these are also older women arguing about emojis as people who like are of the emoji generation, me and you. That's a brag, but we are. What's your opinion of the fight? Okay. Did she mean the thumbs up emoji as a fuck you, D'Alisa? Yes. If you sent me a thumbs up emoji, I would be like, okay, like I wouldn't take it as you

were saying fuck you to me. You nailed it. My thing is emojis are all about context. You can make any emoji shady if you believe in it enough. Like any emoji can be shady. I have confidence. So there is no rule of like that is shaking.

I mean like we don't, for example, the prayer hands, apparently that's two people high-fiving. Like, we just make it what we want it to be. Right. One time my guy friends said that he sent, like, this girl's texting him sexually and he sent, like, the cowboy emoji back. And I was like, how did you manage to make that, like, sexual?

Like, I don't get, he was like, so I sent her back the cowboy emoji and I was like, why? He's like, you're not a real emoji role player, you do it. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't know. Okay, I will say this though, Lisa is my favorite person on the planet. Why? Her one-liners, if I gave you a Chanel necklace and you choked on it, not my problem.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, what? I love you. I'm obsessed with you. They make us want to step up our game. And here's the thing. What she did to Heather is underneath the blonde that you pretend not to know was wrong and like she meant it whatever. But the way she fights with Heather being like, I don't care what your opinion of is of me. Like it has what you think of me has nothing to do with me. Basically, yeah, she nailed that fight.

Like even though she was wrong, she won. But which is hard to do. Do you know why she won? Because Heather wants her to like her deep down. Yeah. Yeah. The person who cares more will always lose. Yep.

Which is true in like relationships. Life. I think that's our mental health moment. I think we just hit it. If you care too much about anything, which is hard, because when you love something or you want something, you care so much. But if you care too much, you will suffer,

but you will overthink it. You have to just trust and manifest and let that shit go. Yeah, let that shit go. Like relationships, if you care too much, you have to just trust and manifest and let that shit go. Yeah, let that shit go. Like relationships, if you care too much, you fuck that shit up. At that age, like when I'm a grown, I mean I am grown when I'm a child bride. When I'm not a child bride. When I'm not a child bride, like I don't care today if like someone dislikes me and like, whatever. If I care that much at that age, like sad.

But this is the thing, going back to Charlie Demelio. And you love Heather, though. Why do you like Heather? I don't know, I just like her. I feel like she's actually really nice and just like, just having fun, like she doesn't. And she just wants to be like, like she's just like, why don't you like me?

Like I don't get it. And I kinda like that she got divorced, like good for her like, she's just like, why don't you like me? Like, I don't get it. And I kind of like, she got divorced, like, good for her. Get out of a relationship you don't like. Dude, I'm all getting loaded. Yeah, get out of it. Get out of it. I do think that it sucks to be hated by someone,

but like, it's easy to be like, you know what, I don't care with that person things. But when it's like thousands of people hating you, like when you're in the public eye and thousands of trolls decide to go at you, then you start to be like, it's me. That's all I'm in. I'm in a big store.

Anyway, have you caught up with Southern Charm? I haven't seen the most recent one. Same. But I am, I love Madison. Why? I just like her. I like looking at her on my TV screen. I think Madison has an amazing like star quality to her. Yes, that's what it is. When she like barely

opens her mouth when she speaks and has like the well I do like my Madison impression that I love where she's just like if you talk bad about me I'll kill all of you. Yeah bless your little hearts but don't eat awesome if you fuck me over I will cut your dick off. Okay? I love my hair and I love being myself but if you cross me I will ruin all your lives. Okay. And she says it's always like saying tone. Yeah and I love it. Do you think her and Austin will ask? They were like, they were really lovey-dovey on Instagram live last night.

They're very cute together. I think they have, you know when you see couples and you're like, wow, you guys are down for each other. Like really down for each other. And I feel like we have kind of more of like an inside scoop because we've been on reality TV. I feel like there's times where I can see Austin and Madison looking at each other

and having conversations without saying anything. Like they're starting to be like us against the world type. Yeah, like they're looking at each other like we got this. You know what I love that? I love Austin. I love Austin. I know that Madison and I, I think we had a little tension because last season Austin and I had a little scene

where like we were were kind of flirting and then I would do some lives with him and I overheard, I don't think Madison was happy, whatever, most of the time, Austin and I are just friends. We've always been. And I love him and I think he's a really good guy and I don't know Madison, but I just feel like, I just want them to be happy.

And Austin is such like boy from material, you know? I think they've like been through some shit, like who hasn't? But if you can, yeah. He was so cute with her son. Yeah, it was adorable. I think they're also like, they look like Ken and Barbie. They do.

You know, I just, I definitely think that they're gonna make it and I want them to get married. Oh, I love them. I love them. It's hard because they're gonna make it and I want them to get married. Oh, I love that. I love them. It's hard because they're, yeah, they really are the people you like like watching on the show because Catherine scares me. Yeah, it would be scary to be on Catherine's bad side.

No, but just in general how she's like, which the new girl's name too? Oh shit, I forgot, but I like her. I like her too. But the thing with Catherine is like, what kind of person finds out that they're baby daddy and person they're with, impregnated someone else and had zero emotion?

Literally was like, hey, can you pick up my car? Like, hey, do you have almond milk? Like, that was how she spoke when she was like, Thomas made someone pregnant. So, I thought. And Danny's like, big eyes were like, like that was how she spoke when she was like Thomas made someone pregnant. And Danny's like big eyes were like, I mean that's crazy. I think she knew she was being filmed and she was just holding it all in because she didn't want to come off in any certain way.

So she was just like having a baby with someone else. But they also found out that like she, it's her lawyer. So like she kind of knew something shady was going on. I just can't believe he didn't tell her. And I can't believe that he was on our TV screens again. No, I didn't know what he was talking about that. And I'm like, I'll never, I'll never be on the show again. Yeah.

Why wasn't that a bigger deal? Like when he popped up, I was like, what the? I, he creeps me out so much. So like, I get the hibi G.E.s when he's on the TV. I'm like, mm, no, no, like, what the? He creeps me out so much. So, like I get the hibi gg when he's on the TV. I'm like, mm-hmm, not only good. It's a final question. Do you think Cameron's, I mean, I don't even put in the universe,

but do you think Cameron's husband was in any way guilty of anything? I love Cameron. She was my favorite. I loved her, and she was on the real world. I think she's adorable. I think she's so cute. It pains me. It pains me, but I think we're there. Smoked there's fire. And if it really, really wasn't true in your own reality TV show that you've been on

for eight years, you know how this shit works. You could have come onto the show this season, and been like, that's a ridiculous statement and defended yourself. But I think for you not coming on because you're scared of what could really come out, that makes me think that maybe he did slip up, which like, okay. I never know. We'll never know.

I do think that reality TV, if you look at his historically, especially the housewives, it will tear apart your relationships. And it almost feels like maybe her stepping back was her being like, it's time for me to not work more in my relationship. Which I got, which I think she made the right decision. I think everyone comes to me.

I think Naomi too, like, because if they wanna continue then her and her boy need to start like showing more shit. And he was getting a lot of hate and that he probably was like, look, I ain't sign up for it. Right, like I don't want to be on it. And she was like, cool, I don't, I love you so much. I don't, you're above this. You're, Lord, it's not his path, it's not his journey.

Yeah, and she's like, I rather be a wife. Finally, let's talk about the OC. Have you been watching? Is it like the one off that people aren't excited about of the housewives? I'm not excited about it. I don't care about the OC housewives. This I don't wanna be attacked for this.

It's definitely the trashiest of the franchises. It wasn't always though. I don't know, even though it's like the original, they of the franchisees. It wasn't always though. I don't know, even though it's like the original, they're the original franchise. They're the original franchise. Do you remember Megan Edmunds was on it? Yeah. Wasn't Heather Dubrow on it?

Yeah, I used to like love it. No, it changed. When Heather was on it, I think was my favorite. Right now, I just like, I'm not invested in any of their lives. This is what's hard. I love Gina. Gina makes me laugh. But Bronwyn has cried the entire time and as someone, like crying is healthy and it's

something I'm trying to do more. It's like an orgasm for your eyes, however. You have a cryout. It's hard to feel empathy for her because she's like calling people's kids lemonade boy. She's like, just- She's like a whole mess. lemonade boy. She's like, just, she's like a whole mess. There's almost part of me that, I really don't wanna say this

because we are on reality TV and people say like crazy should about us, so I don't wanna be like a hypocrite. OC feels very, we're on a TV show, like we have to make it explosive, we have to do this and we have to do that to like people are like, like it almost feels like a little bit fake.

Oh my god, that's like, you're being like a little out-of-raid dress. Well, also the whole like did Shannon say that Gina's house was sad is like three episodes in now. And it's like, this is an off camera conversation. Like this is not interesting. Like no one will know the answer. Yeah, I don't care. Also, this is not interesting. Like, no one will ever know the answer. Yeah, I don't care.

Also Shannon, you're renting. Right, I think that OC is one of the only franchises that like, okay, they fight and there's crazy shit, but I love when housewives add in like some funny stuff too. Like, they never have funny things that happen. Do you know what I mean? Also, Kelly Dodd is in like every controversy ever. You know what I thought, Kelly Dodd.

Oh, when she laughed at her daughter. No, I just, she just scared me. She just scared me. Like, I'm nervous. Like, I don't want to show that like, Kelly Dodd actually looks just like Shane, whose Emily's husband, like a meme. And it like looked and people were like,

what's pissed off Kelly Dodd. But yeah, I want, I've been watching Little OC. Like I want to like it, but there I've been like in the middle of episodes and I'm like, oh my god, shut the fuck up and I like turn it off. You know, we're like, Potomac and Salt Lake City. I'm like, I need more. Can we discuss Potomac for a second? Because I'm afraid I'm in a fight with Candace. First of all, you did?

I'm amazing. I'm watching what happens live. Tell me why you feel like that. Okay, so I was on chatroom. And Portia is best friends with Monique. Heron, Monique and Tachala, and all the families like Go on vacation. She loves Monique. And she's been taking Monique's side a little.

And then Jazzal is taking Candace's side. Okay. And I was just, I watched the fight, I watched it many times because I have to talk about it. And what happened is Monique, no, okay. I think Candace got a little drunky because Candace was actually acting a lot better and mature, I thought she was super mature at the lake house.

When she like walked away, I think Monique was being a little crazy and like trying to stir shit up. Candace got a little drunk at the winery. And she started doing the whole drag me bitch drag me. What are you gonna do drag me? What are you gonna do drag me? And then Monique did a little hair flick.

And then Candice touched her jacket. Yeah. And then Monique dragged a bitch. So when I was on the talk show, I kind of was like, look, talk shit, get hit. Like, what did you mean when you said drag me? But then it's ultimately like, I don't wanna afford to be like,

oh, you should like hit people. Right. But I just was saying, like, it's not like she didn't. This, my mom as a principal would say like, Monique got suspended, but like, if this happened, but Candace also like, definitely had a couple of detentions for this. Like it wasn't so simple. So then I go on, I go and watch I'm live. I think Candice knew what I said about her. I think she did. I don't

think she likes me. I'm saying I don't think she likes me and that's okay because you know my job is to have opinions on people I've never met. Right. And that's my opinion. You've made a whole career. A whole career of rock and shit. And I don't really know her. She was nice. She's in like a lot, but she's in fucking dark drama because now it's become legal. You know what?

What's your opinion on her being so mad that Ashley made a statement saying, like, Candace put a butter knife to her face? Because people are like really upset at Ashley about it. But my thing is like, Ashley hates Candace. Like she's not being sneaky. I just think it's like, like okay yeah, no, you can't touch someone.

Like you look like you, that's never the answer. You cannot touch someone. Definitely not an answer. I don't care if they said the most horrible things to you that anyone's ever said in your life, their lives. Like, you just can't touch someone. In the same breath, if someone touches you,

so like, loser-ish to like get the cops involved. Do you know what I mean? It's like, when you're in school and someone does something and then you go tell the teacher, and you look at that person, you're like, dude, it's like when someone raises their hand and says you forgot you look at that person, you're like, dude. It's like when someone raises their hand and says you forgot to give us the homework. You're like, bro.

Come on. Get the cops involved, but then don't get upset if it gets fucking messy, because I just have to say, when rich people start suing each other and getting cops involved, it's like, no shit, Monique is gonna come back with something. When you're rich, you're not scared of getting lawyers involved.

So like, she's all like, oh my god, Monique countersuit her, Monique whatever, or as she's getting a statement, it's like, yeah, it's gotten fucking ugly, and these people ain't ever gonna be friends anymore. And I don't know how Potomac is gonna continue with these like three people who like can't be in the same room. Like, you'd have to legitimately threaten my entire life, and like, be sending me ransom letters for me to call the cops. Especially if I was punch me, punch me, punch me, punch me.

And then you punch me, and I'd be like, I'm really, I'm. No, no, no. The thing is, don't punch, don't do whatever. But it was shady, but also, I just want to tell Candace if she's listening, I don't hate you, girl. I was having opinions. I love you, I respect you. You have a beautiful voice.

There is something to be said about Monique. Like, to actually be in a situation and touch someone is kind of crazy because I feel like I've been in situations before where like, I'm like, oh my god, I think this girl's gonna hit me. You know, and like you just freeze. And one time, this'm like, oh my god, I think this girl's gonna hit me. You know, and like, you just freeze. And one time, this is, okay, quick story, and then we'll be done. One time I was out, I was in college, I was with my boyfriend,

who I dated in college, very good-looking human, just recently gotten engaged, good for him. Anyhow, I'm out with him, and there's this girl sitting by us, who like, we kind of know, and And she says a rude comment to my boyfriend and touches him in some way. And I was just like, oh, I don't love that you just touched you and also your gross. And then she said something to me and was like,

what was that? And I immediately got nervous, but obviously I'm Italian and from Albany, so I have to talk a little bit of shit under my breath. Yeah. And I was like, don't talk to me. You have like your tongue pierced. And she goes, what did you just,

I mean, this girl had her tongue pierced. She was like, would you just say to me? And she leaned over and she pulled my hair. And in that moment, I was like, you could literally punch me in the face and I'm not doing anything. I could never defend myself or touch someone back. And I just like backed up. And I looked at my boyfriend, I was like,

she pulled my hair like I have to now run away. You don't know what you're going to do. I told you're in this situation. I got a drink thrown at me once. And I never thought, like I'd never had a drink thrown at me. Once a drink was thrown, I walked away and I was like, who knew that I was a classy ass bitch because I didn't know I was. Because I've had so much to do. I always want to hype it up like if someone came at me like

hold my hoops, I will fuck you up. In reality. I'd fucking break my glass. I was like, I need to remove myself from the situation. You start talking with the British accent. You're like, you are so uncouth. I was uncouth and I don't want to relate to you at all. I also think I have one more question. Okay. Let's not forget New Jersey. When Danielle's stop, pulled Margaret's hair.

Danielle was saying terrible things, Margaret poured a drink on her. Mm-hmm. And then Danielle polinked her hair and she got like actually like, like what's her name is fine, Candace physically. Yeah. I think Margaret actually got like whiplash or something.

And here's the thing, and Margaret's not like calling the cops. She's just like, and I don't fuck with you anymore. No, but then everyone turned against Danielle. And basically it was like, you went too far. But Teresa jumped in the, Teresa is fine with her. Because Teresa's, you know, she's seen worship and she's full of tables.

She's like that all of that. I do think like hair pull, I don't know, but regardless, I also think that like, you never want to get to that physical level, obviously. More of the story is Hannah and I would never start a physical altercation and if one happens with us, we're not going to continue it. Like, we would just stand there like shocked.

But I do have to say, if a girl ever like touched you? Yeah, okay, that's a different situation. Then I would jump in and whoop that ass. And there's also weird thing, girls like, don't mess with me, I think, because I'm like weirdly muscular. Yeah. Like I've never felt, if you really wanted to, you could kick the shit out of someone.

That's the thing, like I know I'd whoop that ass. But you are a dainty little cricket. However, I am a solid force to be reckoned with. And I will be your bodyguard. Like if we went out post-COVID and like people said shit to you, I would just stand there be like what'd you say? Part of me telling you. To see like you punch someone in the face.

Italians are more like, is there a problem here? Yeah, like we just talk a lot. We talk a lot. And like actually gonna. And like Candice, shout out to you. I respect a girl with a sharp tongue. Yeah, like we just talk a lot. We talk. And like, actually, going to and like, Candice, shout out to you, I respect a girl with a sharp tongue. Yeah. But at some point, you're going to say it to the wrong person. And there will be repercussions. But no one was really writing that situation. But I don't want to say that like, I definitely think Monique was more

wrong. Sorry. That was just like something I had to get off my chest. Yeah. Does any final thoughts? No, did we have a question? Like a, um, we do actually have one advice question from, Okay, let's look at a quick one. Yes, at S-O-L, get at me. I have, this is a guy, this is a guy, Gagler.

Straight guy, Gagler. Oh my God. I have very close female friends, a thousand percent platonic, he said. My people were complaining. But my girlfriend feels like they are back up girlfriend's help. This is a hard one. Because there are guys, I like when guys have good

platonic female friends, because it makes me feel like they grow up with sisters and understand women, whatever. I hate to say this, but it depends how hot they are and how good their personalities are. Like if they're hot with terrible personalities and they're just his friends, no. But if they're actually good people, solid history, like then you're just being insecure.

Like you can, you know when a girl wants to fuck your man. If he thinks they're just a friend, you have to stop. There is a meme and it's quite possibly my favorite meme that's ever created. And it's a guy saying, my boyfriend thinks that all my guy friends want to fuck me. And I think about that a lot when I'm fucking my guy friends. Okay, here's how I feel. A girl is thinking that.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I have a lot of guy friends. And the difference between my platonic relationships with some of my guy friends and my other guy friends is if I want to sleep with you or not. Like if I'm not sexually attracted to you, then you're platonic. If there's something, like if I find you attractive, we probably flirt sometimes.

But those guys are not attracted to you. Do you think they're friends with you because they're attracted to you? Yes. So I like to, I have a very, people are like, the guy girl friend, you know, debate, you know, know what the answer is, I do. In any guy girl friendship, there's some sense of attraction. Yeah. Whether it's physical or emotional.

I'll say, Andrew Colin and I, I think Andrew wants to fuck me. We argue about all time, but I think he does. And I'm attracted to his personality. I think he's very funny and adorable. Out of all my guy friends, I think I have maybe one that's like my really, really good guy friend that we would never sleep with each other. And not because he's not good looking, I think he's very good looking, but it's just we would just, it would never happen. It would just never happen. But I do have a lot of guy friends that I'm like,

maybe one day, you know, like it's always in the back of my head. I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna say, like, Andrew and I will never have sex. However, it's like, he's like my best, best, best guy friend, but it like makes it fun. Like, you have to have some kind of like fun attraction to them. There's also people that think like, you can never have a legitimate friendship

with the opposite sex and there not be something going on. I think that's false. I think you can. That's fun. That's totally false. Because it's like, you could be attracted to their personality and never make any kind of, and just love hanging out with them

and think they're so funny and cool. Here's the other thing. If I was dating someone and my boyfriend was like, I'm uncomfortable with you being so close to them, you have to really put yourself in their situation. Let's just say that like Andrew and I, we have like no one's even put it out there. I mean, people joke that we should date,

but like if I was dating someone, I can't face time Andrew five times a day. It's just inappropriate. Right, and inappropriate. Yeah, even though like there's no one's like nervous and I'm gonna cheat with Andrew, it's just, no, they're not the man in your life. Yeah.

And also with all your friendships, you're not gonna hang out as much. So I think... If I had a boyfriend and he's face timing like five chicks a day, whether they're pretty or they're not or I'm nervous or they're not like it's weird, you can't do it like no. Also, pretty is very like subjective. If the bitch looks like me and you think I'm hot, then we have a fucking problem. Honestly, pretty is very subjective.

Every time I've ever been cheated on in my life, I guarantee you. The girl's not as hard. Right. The girl's not as hard. And I'm like, why did you do this to us? But anyway, so again, has not done that. So what do you think this guy should do? He is very close

female friends that are very platonic, but they feel like they're back up girl friends. I would say say to her, if I wanted to date those girls, I would be dating them. Yeah, I'd be dating them, but also put yourself in her situation and maybe like, really back just a little, like you can't have it your way 100%. Like don't prioritize their time ever over her time. Make decisions based on her, not them. Reassure her that it is platonic, but also maybe dial down the amount of times you're talking to them and hanging out with them.

Just to make your girlfriend feel a little bit more secure, there's nothing wrong with that. Well think about it, girlfriends or wives will get jealous when husbands have a close relationship with their mom. Obviously, they're not going to fuck the mom. But it's the prioritizing of love. So just make sure that she knows that she's more important than those girls in her life. Yeah, because obviously, there's something in your relationship that she's not feeling

super secure. I've been in relationships where I haven't felt secure in every little girl. I'm like, but do you like her? I said, blah blah blah blah. And then when you're in a relationship where you're like, he would never cheat on me. Like you just never talk about it. And like, have more guys nights or like get some guy friends. Like just prior to his girl.

What's his name? His name is Soulgett at me. Soulgett at me be courteous. Becooth. Becooth. Becooth. So uncut. And with that said, thank you for giggling with us today. This was a fun one.

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