Giggly Squad - Giggling about mistresses, Dale Moss, and our moms yelling at us

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

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this morning and it gives me so much joy. To get away from yourself and your own thoughts for a second and decide, who is Jason Aldean's wife? That was what was going on in my head. Cause I saw this really cute kid on Instagram. And I guess I'm at that age where I'm like, oh my God, it's cute kid. Let's watch it.

Baby talk. Which is crazy because I feel like that's just happened in the past year for us. Yeah, it's definitely just like our motherly instincts coming in. Yeah, I feel like it's really kicking in. Usually I see kids and I'm like, it will get it away from me. And now I'm like all squeezy or less.

Like I still don't make my bed in the morning, but I'm like, I'll have a kid. I could, I'll mother something. Speaking of, when you're a messy person, waking up in the morning and having to immediately organize something is traumatic and people who make their bed in the morning, I don't know how you do it, but I'm impressed. I'm impressed by that as well. I'm impressed when guys do that. Yeah, that's hot. Yeah, I'm slightly of terrified, but impressed Which is how I like all my relationships to go slightly scared but also impressed So this girl's name is Brittany Aldin. I don't know shit about country music, except I do love Garth Brooks,

and everyone knows that. Yeah, we do that. Because he has a great documentary. Right, you guys should watch. So she's beautiful, and she has all these kids, and they look like they have the perfect life. And then I was kind of like, what's her story? Because I feel like celebrities when they marry someone,

I'm like, but they had a dream once too. Well, what is that? So she was like a cheerleader, and then she also was on American Idol. Oh, interesting. A cheerleader for like a professional sports team. Yeah, like a sports team. Okay. Her name was Brittany Kerr and she's super cute and it was actually weird. It was like 2012. They showed her audition tape and she walked in and Steven Tyler immediately goes, yes. Oh wow. And like, nowadays I feel like people would be like, hmm, don't love that. Yeah.

But that was 2012. Right. We're in a different time. And like nowadays I feel like people would be like, don't love that. But that was 2012. Right, right. We're in a different time. And she was like, she was like Britney Spears singing kind of, she's like, and then the other day. Like Poppy. And Jailie was like, yeah. So her career didn't go anywhere.

However, she was spotted making out with a married Jason Aldine in a bar. Wow. To which they're making. I'mine in a bar. Wow. To which they... I'm looking at a lot. But I really think they might have just been... It might have just been nothing because they both came out with statements.

He was like, that was a lapse in judgment. I'm an idiot. She was like, that is not my character. It was so stupid. Like, we are stupid. We were drunk. So then, I'm like, oh, ho, ho, ho. How the fuck did this bitch spin that into the perfect

family? I need to take notes. So he's married at this point. He's married. Did he have children with his wife? Yes. Okay. Yes, he has children and his high school sweetheart of 10 years, which is like, it's fucking

sucks. But then it's like, if you're gonna cheat, make it be your soul mate for the rest of your life. Like that's how you get over it. You literally don't have to. So that's when I decided I need to Google how many Mr. Says were able to get that ring to get that right to lock that shit in. So I found this article in pop sugar Mm-hmm. Then I want to take credit for myself. Turns out Miranda Lambert. Yeah. And Blake Shelton. Did you know that?

I did know that. How did you know that and I didn't know that? Blake was married to his first wife, K-Net Williams at the time when they met at a performance, and they had a inevitable chemistry. I was a married guy standing up there, singing with someone and going, man, this shouldn't be happening.

Looking back on that, I was falling in love with her right on stage. Here's the thing, and this is not just celebrities. I feel like the reason people cheat with someone at work or someone who's in their world is because you can connect to them on a different level. If you're a famous singer and your wife is your like from high school, you know she doesn't get what your world is even though she's traveled through it with you. But like to meet someone who's doing the exact same thing, there's already an immediate connection.

So like I understand that. However, someone doing the same thing as you brings up other issues. And it's funny because yeah, they didn't last and also you always have the back in your brain that if he was willing to cheat on that girl, you could cheat on you. It's not like a healthy foundation. No, it's not. But I kind of love, okay, Leanne rhymes. That was a wild one. Which, you know, comes back to Bravo, which we love because she was married to backup dancer Dean Chera-May, while Eddie was married to Brandy Glanville.

Eddie is a cop. Eddie is gorgeous. Also, Leanne rhymes. Let's have some new music, girl. What's up? Yeah, I get Rihanna. She's like busy with Fenty. What, come on.

Yeah, put it out there. But then again, if she's raising her family, we don't judge, which is, we realize in the beginning, this podcast is gonna be very difficult Classic Angelina Jolie classic. I mean, she's a classic One we I didn't know Jezel Bunchan Tom. Oh This is a good one The day Tom and Jezel got married his ex-wife was giving birth to their child

Shut the front door. And they, what is her name? What's Tom's wife's name? Like first wife. She's gorgeous. Oh, Bridget. Bridget. She's a model.

Bridget more in a hand. Yep. She's a model. She's gorgeous. And their son goes to school in New York City. I'm pretty sure. She was three months pregnant. When?

He started cheating on her. It just overlapped the relationship. I think she was three months pregnant when... He started cheating on her. It just overlapped the relationship. I think she was three months pregnant when he left her. But that's a ledger, you guys. This isn't a great source. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Mark Anthony got married in June five months after Mark's then wife filed for divorce.

Well, it isn't clear Jennifer had anything to do with the downfall. The timeline pretty much confirms. They were dating while he was still married. There's a part of me that's like, if I'm married and my husband meets Jennifer Lopez, I feel like there's part of me that would be like, go. You know, like, like do it, I get it.

And like, tell me what how it is. Tell me what happens. Do you think we could have like a civil dinner just so I could hang out with her? I'm not mad. It's also a better story at parties. Instead of being like, this my husband and Mark, it's like, you know, my ex left me for Jennifer Lopez.

If I'm in a relationship and my boyfriend cheats on me, which has happened before, I feel like I'd be more excited to be like, he cheated on me, but with Jennifer Lopez. So does that mean I'm comparable to Jennifer Lopez? Fun fact, multiple ex-boyfriends of mine, their celebrity crush has been Jennifer Lopez. And it's made me very happy because I mean I have a fat ass. You do. Thank you. But I overall like her swagger. And I think she's great. We're gonna talk later about her fashion

and the inauguration of my state type. We're not done yet. Alicia Keys. They began dating 2008 while he was still married to singer Moshanda. I don't know, I was just giving birth to their son, Kaseem Dean Jr. Why gotta get the kids involved?

But sometimes there's something about like when a kid comes, I feel like guys can either handle it or they get like scared which is obviously lame. But they've okay, that's one though, like I feel like they're soulmates, they've been married to a while. They're meant to be. Yeah, they're meant to be.

I mean, I told the story about me in college when my friend hooked up with the guy I hooked up with. I know they're married. And now they're married. He was a hockey player. What were the chances of that? One in a million. I literally said one in a million. You're choosing this guy over our friendship. I'm like, this guy's already fucking another girl. This guy already gave you HPV.

And then they have a child. I so bad want to come on their Facebook and say you're welcome all the time, but I don't because I'm practicing self-control. Julia Roberts. They've been married for nearly 14 years, but it started under shady circumstances. They met on the set of The Mexican. Julia was starring in the film with Brad Pitt and Danny was the cameraman. Okay, so I know, cameraman?

What fucking hot? Lowkey hot as shit. There's like something about a man like holding something really heavy for long periods of time where you're just like I think you could take care of me. Um and following you around and he's obsessed with you giving you all the attention you want. Like cradle me like a baby like you do that camera. They're always have these huge shoulders. They also, when they're giving you attention, they also don't care.

Like you can tell they wish they were somewhere else, which turns me on. That he's annoyed by me. That turns me on. Yeah, I'd be love that. Brittany Spears fell for her backup dancer, Kevin Federline, while he was technically engaged to actress Char Jackson.

And they were expecting a second child together. Why gotta get the kids involved? Okay. I didn't know he had other kids. Also just throwback. They wrote Camilla Duchess of Cornwall, which is, I mean, she's OJ, the OJ respect, Tory spelling and Demick Dermott. How are they still together? You know, they're an odd couple.

They have four kids, but they were both married to other people, which makes it like maybe better. Amber heard. It's never been confirmed or denied by the pair, but they are rumored to be hooking up while filming the rum diary while he was still with his partner 14 years Vanessa. There's also rumors that when she was married to Johnny Dapp, that's when she started hooking up with Elon Musk. Were they married?

Amber heard in Johnny Depp. Yeah. Yes, they went through like an entire crazy divorce battle. That like kind of fucked up both their careers. Yeah, they both did some fucked up shit to each other. But imagine fucking the richest guy in the world. What do you think that's like? It's probably bad to be honest.

It's probably so weird. Like for you to want to be the richest guy in the world and like create space or whatever he's doing, you have some demons to be like, that's the way I'm gonna feel loved. I know that people think that I'm probably super pretentious because I like nice things, but there's something about super rich guys that I don't like. Ooh. Yeah, there's something about the way they carry themselves or certain demeanor I've met.

You know, like some pretty wealthy people, and I'm like, cool, but you have no personality. I feel like you're growing. I'm trying every day. I'm really fucking trying. What's the um, bridesmaids I'm growing? I think that when people are growing, they're changing. I don't think people change.

I don't think people change. No, I think they do. In La Escuela, de la pantalones azules. Well, I also agree. I love a guy who's like self-made. I think it's hot. I love that. I think it's so hot.

And when a guy is rich from family money, it's kind of like meeting a celebrity's brother. Did you write me in? Like, he has this world. Almost him, but no. He has this world, but he didn't do anything to get it. Hannah, there's never been a better analogy. That's literally how I feel.

Like Dustin Johnson, for example, is like a big golfer and he's married to Pauline Gretzky, who is rumored to be hung up with Austin, which is not a thing. No, I'm a little bit obsessed with them on another level. With Dustin Johnson. And Pauline Gretzky. Yeah, they're adorable. I mean, they party too hard, so he had to... I feel like I would be fast friends with them.

And sometimes I just stalk her Instagram because I think she's be fast friends with them, and sometimes I just stalk her Instagram because I think she's so fucking cute. Okay, I didn't know you had this passion. Yeah, no, I have a full passion. I have a full passion for them as a couple, because they are, I feel like they have the hottest sex. I feel like they have crazy hot sex, and I also feel like they have fun together.

Like I feel like they just absolutely rip it. They were in Aspen with the Southern Charm Boys and I was like, oh my god, I want to come. Like, I know we would party great together. Well, anyway, his brother is his caddy and he's also with like a beautiful blonde and I'm like, I got it. No, I got it. And he can walk walk around he doesn't get recognized and doesn't have to like it stopped all the time But he still gets all the private jets and stuff Done I would do the same exact thing. Who would you rather Dustin or the brother? I don't know what the brother looks like and I just feel like I would never do that to Paulina because in my head

I have a friendship with her so I'm gonna go brother. I love that for you Thank you. Let's see who else we have in this list Katie Walsh but with that was Camille grammar and Kelsey grammars Don't care about them girl. We don't we don't care and that's it But I mean it's a pretty hefty list. It's crazy. It's crazy to think about that also like just how cliche You know, but I do love that if something's wrong in your marriage You know? But I do love that if something's wrong in your marriage,

there is other loves out there for you. And they might not be the right love in that time. So, you know what I'm saying? You're just condoned cheating. No. Don't put those words in my mouth. But as I said, but sometimes, you know, when you're just like content,

or you're just like in a slump in a relationship, and it's not fucked up enough for you to like, be like, I'm gonna throw my whole life out of the window. Right. But like, it's good enough, but then you meet someone that reminds you like, wait, I could like be happy again and not just live with complacency.

Yeah, no, I totally got it. I feel like it's cheating. It takes like such a different form when you're married and have a child. Like if you're dating or you're engaged, like you got, like, and you meet someone, it's kind of just like, hey, look, I fell in love with someone else.

We're not tied to each other in any way. Or even if you are married, it's like, okay, we'll just get a divorce. I feel like it really gets sticky and messy when there's a child involved. And that's, I feel like when I would get a divorce. If you really get sticky and messy when there's a child involved, and that's, I feel like, when I would get more mad. Because you're not just doing that to me, or I'm not just doing that to you,

you're now doing this to, like, this person who didn't ask for this. And then you have to explain to the kid why your ex-husband left you for J-Lo, and that's, like, super weird knock word. Yeah, and then the kid's, like, obviously, gonna like J-Lo more, because it's, like, it's fucking J-Lo. He's, like, J-Lo's kind of more fun when we hang out.

Yeah, it's, like, mom, no, I love's like it's fucking J-Lo. He's like J-Lo's kind of more fun when we hang out. Yeah, it's like mom, no I love you, but like general low pass. And like she like randomly sings, let's get loud all the time. It's like really fun for us. And we love it. We have so much front page news. So why don't we start off with it?

Okay. Why do we talk about the inauguration a little? I was very impressed. I was like, so everyone got the monochromatic memo. Like, thank you, thank you. Kelly and Conway had last year, remember, she weren't, I mean, last inauguration had like the red, white, and blue.

Have I ever heard of outfit? No, people were like, make your fun of it the whole time. So I love that people were like, let's do class, let's do monochromatic. I mean, Kim Kardashian used to wear stuff like this when she was married to Kanye, like that kind of thing. I love it. Let's just like run through it really quickly. Yep. Jennifer Lopez stunning iconic. Her like singing, let's get loud in the middle

of like patriotic songs was everything I needed in my life. For Bravo listeners, I feel like it was like how Bethany puts Skinny Girl in every single episode. That was like J-Lo just being like, I am need a hustle right now and let's get loud. It's also like I forgot about that song but it's being played on Spotify so many times today. You know, she got some hate on social media for it.

I think some people wanted it to be traditional, like stick to like land of the beautiful. But I loved when she like broke into her Spanish, especially everything that went down with, you know, Latinos and the Trump presidency to be like, we are back in the White House. We care about people of all diversity, all languages, all whatever, all immigrants, you're fucking welcome. And then let's get loud, it was just like a celebration. No, I absolutely loved when she did it. Also, Lady Gaga's outfit.

Someone made a meme and it was like wow, this, like the Hunger Games are gonna be super intense. And like that's exactly what it looked like. I literally thought that she was gonna tell us like what districts we are and who, like, has to volunteer. She is so dramatic, but like iconic. Like she could have sang terribly and I still would have been like, what a performance.

No, I love her. You know who absolutely loves her? My mom. Well, she's a talent. That's why she loves her. I love her. Okay, other things, other people's fashion, the Biden granddaughters.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous, I can't think of what the one girl's name is. I had it. I don't know the name. Is it Ashley? That was adorable. But do you remember the one that walked in with the blazer with like a ton of beads on it?

Okay. I was like, passion forward. Or wait, are you talking about Kamala's stepdaughter Ella? Maybe. Okay, so people were giving this girl a lot of hate for her outfit. And I thought she looked like she was literally walking on a runway.

Like I thought the color. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was so different than what everyone else was wearing. Then I went to her Instagram, started following her immediately. She's just like, she's one of those girls you know when you're out in New York City

and like you meet like a girl who like just looks cool and you're like fuck like I'll just never be able to be that cool. Like she's wearing like stripes and like different colored socks or something. You're just like wow you just like pull it off. Her Instagram. It's gorgeous. Her fashion is just like different. What's her Instagram handle? Tell the people. Ella M. Hoff. Ella M. Hoff. She's just cool. Also Kamala and Michelle Obama were wearing gorgeous

black designers. And like when Michelle Obama walked down, yeah. I feel like everyone was like, pal down to the camera. I kept, okay, I was on TikTok like later that day. And there's like that TikTok trend where it's like, pow down to the game. I kept, okay, I was on TikTok, like later that day, and there's like that TikTok trend where it's like, walk in front of the camera at like,

point three seconds and know you're about, and they kept putting it to her, and like, she literally was walking like, she was doing that, like, she just owns a room. She's glowing, also so funny, like Obama was like, shooting the shit with Alex Rodriguez, like, because he looks bored. They're just cool. But also was great shooting the shit with Alex Rodriguez, like because he was just cool.

But also was great as apparently Michelle Obama's like really good friends with George W. Bush. How funny are all of those memes. There was one that was like no matter what George W. But George Bush is going to find Michelle. And then there's all these pictures of him just like loving her. I love the pictures. And I think that's the cutest friendship ever. Michelle and then there's all these pictures of him just like loving her Cuteest friendship ever. They're always sitting next to each other regardless of your political views you guys I know we're gonna be like step-taking politics and we're not fucking talking Paul We're talking about fashion calm the fuck down, but it was nice to see like Summer publicans some Democrats just talking and getting a lot of these

like they love each other. They like laugh with each other. I love their friendship. But it was also interesting to see like politics high society happening. I know. I feel like watching something like royal. Like I felt like there should have been a commentator that was like Barack Michelle Obama have just entered. They're walking. Looks like she's wearing a cranberry color. We don't know the designer yet. She has a flare pant on. We love her and a flare pant.

I just felt like some royal wedding was happening. And then we have to discuss Bernie Sanders. I mean, the unsung hero of the inauguration. The unsung hero. It's also like so good. Just for press in general, that his face is everywhere for. They put thousands of hundreds of millions of dollars into campaigns And like all he had to do was show up with those mittens

But like I'm but he said is I'm like the traffic was terrible like you just tell he was like that That's my brain saying is impression. Yeah, that's pretty good. Thanks He said even tell he's just like an old New York like gym teacher Yeah, you know, he had his coffees middle middle of a folder, he had a stop there then, then he had to pick up the mail after that, and he's pissed because the traffic, I just, so I had to get Elena, our social media manager, to put it on the summer house cast.

Fidding so well, I missed it. Well, that's so funny. I posted my Instagram and I just wrote, like, count two week, count down. And the comments were three quarters, fit in so well, I missed it. Well, that's so funny. I posted my Instagram and I just wrote two-week countdown. And the comments were three-quarters people just being like, can't wait. They're talking to the friend, can't wait to watch. And I'm like, I mean, it is a nice photo of us.

I didn't hate it, but I was like, y'all missed the joke. Bernie Sanders has got some. Sometimes my humor is just like super high, bro. Yeah, there were a lot of fun. Some people said Bernie Sanders, this is what it looks like when you take an edible. And you're at a party and the edible hits too hard. You just sit there. Like still wearing your coat.

You're just like, I live here now. Speaking of politics now that we're basically seeing on here. Yeah, for sure. Have you been following the Kellyanne Conway's daughters shit? So I like will randomly pop up on my 4U page. And like I'll watch, I had zero idea that she was 15. She's 15 years old. And she just posted two videos of her laying in bed.

It shows her face. And it's just clips of her mom yelling at her. Which is... Like it's funny, but like it's not. Like it's funny because I think people who were parents in the 80s, you could like yell at them whatever. However, she was not just yelling, like she was being very mean, like calling her things and like it was definitely abusive. But also like every mom has had those moments that you're definitely, I mean, I'm not a mom,

but like you're definitely not proud of and you definitely don't want the whole world to hear. And you're like trying to be a mom and you're not perfect. But like- If I made a video in high school of like a compilation of my parents just being like, are you stupid? Because the amount of times, I think my mom told me, like, you're an idiot. Like, why are you doing this?

Like, I just think I remember one time and I got caught sneaking out. And just, my bad, my bait, like, that's on me. But just like the ridicule that my mom was like, you're going nowhere in life. You want to sneak out? Go ahead, sneak out. So moms have a great way to like put everything in perspective. When you're a teenager, you don't like if a fuck what's going on.

Yeah. When I was, I can tell the story now, we were like teenagers. And I think like my brother was dabbling in weed. And he was like, I want to smoke weed, but like mom and dad are here. And I was like, let's just ask them. And he's like, what?

And I was like, maybe they'll be cool. Like maybe they'll be like, you know, like as long as we're here, like it's okay. Yeah, like I'd rather you do it in the house. Exactly. So I'm like, you know, I got this. Like don't worry. And he goes, you're fucking stupid. And I go, I'm a genius, just wait. So I go, mom, can Daniel and I smoke weed in the backyard

She somehow basically took that and turned it into we're gonna be homeless tomorrow She basically goes gateway drug But yeah, she basically was like we will like I will lose my job if it gets found out Then I'm enabling letting you smoke weed and all the stuff she goes no weed ever in this house Never ask me again because we will be on the streets. All of my job, how are you gonna pay for anything? How are you gonna have food? You're gonna die with no food.

And I was just like, a simple no. It would have been okay. Thank you. If I ever, I wouldn't even run through my brain to ask that. Like, I think my mom on the spot would have slapped me across the face and said, what did you just ask me? Also, funny thing about this is I can't smoke weed.

Like I don't smoke weed. I was just like trying to be cool. Also fun fact about me, everyone thinks I'm like this wild party animal. Didn't drink until it was about like 17 and still was like barely drinking. When I'm a recruiting chip trip to Wisconsin to play tennis there.

And when athletes go in recruiting chips, your job is to just like show them the most fun time to make them wanna go to the school. So like you go to like the hottest parties and like you know you're with like the football guys. Like you're drinking, I call my mom and I go mom. Can I have a beer tonight? No you did not Hannah.

No you did not No She literally goes Hannah Shut up and just go like Parenting goes too well like she's just too good of a mom now. She's a loser great I know she's great. I remember she was just like you don't first of all don't ask me that again So I can about well, just go. So how old were you the first time you got drunk? To this day, I don't care about drinking.

Like, I don't ever care about getting drunk. Like, I never think about it. I mean, if I get in a stress situation and my crush is somewhere and he's drunk and I'm drunk, that's fine, but I just don't like drinking, I said it. You really don't't I love it. But when you hang out with me enough you like see other parts of life that you like.

But guys I know you're like oh has not fun, she doesn't drink. When I drink too much I am sloppy. I'm sloppy Chihuahua. I feel like when I'm drunk and you are not we're actually on the same like energetic level. That's what I was about to say like I'm so fun. One drink and no drink. When I have too many drinks, I get sleepy. I just dance. Yeah, you're not the person that can't hang. Like you can stay up as late as all. Oh, I hang, but I'm not myself. Like I'm not witty at all. Yeah. When you are drunk and I'm sober, we have so much fun.

Cause you have like, you're all loose. Like you're giggling at everything. Ever. We have so much fun. But anyway, for people like, honey, you're fucking lame. I might not throw down a whole bottle of tequila, but I can throw down chicken parmesan. Like you've never fucking seen. So don't fucking judge me.

It's actually great because like when I do get like the drunk munchies, it's great to have a sober person there who's figuring out the food that we're going to eat. You know, someone has to be in charge and there was a lot of time to order food. Yeah, pass out. Someone needs to answer the delivery guy doesn't hate you. The only time that I've really gotten, and I was legitimately really mad at Hannah, we had had a full day of like drinking and partying, and at the end of the night Hannah said,

don't worry, I got this page, I'll order a pizza. And when it came that there was ham and pineapple on the pizza, I didn't know how to feel. You know, like I didn't know what was going through my head. I felt bamboozled. I felt like this friendship wasn't real. And I had a real problem with it. And we took it to Instagram and I got shamed.

Like a lot of people were like, you don't have a palette. So I'm going to repeat a joke and I'm gonna fuck it up. But I'm gonna repeat it from a very funny handsome comedian named Desbyshop. And he said, people with ham and pineapple are similar to their relationship with homophobia. They say they don't like it, but a lot of people are just afraid that if they try to, they might like it. You know what? I'm ordering a ham and pineapple pizza because I'm not afraid. Love what you love and if you love pineapple and ham pizza, then who am I? Like so many people hate on it.

Don't try it. It's sweet and salty. That's like one-a-one to good tasting food. But as an Italian, I know that my ancestors are cursing me and using big hand gestures in hell right now being like, how dare she? The next news story that I've been like dying to talk about all week is Ben Affleck

and On a Day Armist breaking up. And here's the thing, I loved them as a quarantine couple. I was like super excited when they started dating. I felt like they were both really happy with each other whatever. I'm not like super sad about their breakup just because I feel like she's really on the up and up. I mean, he looks like a damn mess.

It's amazing for memes, but like, are you good, bro? Yeah, I think, but I feel like when they were dating, he was looking a lot better. Like, he was looking. He definitely made her laugh a lot. She was always, great. Yeah, they were drinking. They were always drinking,

dunking donuts and laughing. And like, what are you guys doing? Walking their dogs. Yeah. Walking their dogs. But this is the thing, if you ask yourself, do I actually like this guy? Or do I just like our dogs together? I've had a real thing.

That's a real thing. Valid question. It's valid. But he is so far, that was amazing. So allegedly, Casey Affleck was the one who was throwing away the cardboard cutout of Ona Day Armistat, like was at Ben's house and like his children were spotted last summer playing with it. And I just thought, what a flex to not only give your boyfriend a

cardboard cutout of you, but then have your boyfriends throw it out in the midst of like your very public breakup. What do you think is more of a flex, the throwing it out or the throwing it out? I mean, it would be fucking weird though, for him still to have it. He has to throw it out, but you're saying it could have been like, he could have put it in his group. He could have like, put it in his bag. He could have broken down the cardboard cutout, put it in a crack bag.

Recycled it. Recycle! Recycle did. I don't know what bin it went into, but let's not get into that. I mean, we should check on that. But I just think that's such a crazy flex. And I kind of am siding with Ben on that because I feel like when I break up with someone, anything that he has given me

or that we have shared, pictures, gifts, anything, I need to get it absolutely out of here. That's the problem with ex-boyfriends. They literally ruin everything. If you used to have typhusion together, now you can't eat typhusion. Some people are so bad, they're like, I can't drink that water.

My boyfriend was a swimmer. This is the kind of stuff that like, it could truck with your head. Trigger, like, I used to date a saxophone player, now I don't give blow jobs just kidding. But it's funny how like, in the beginning, everything will trigger you. Like, you'll see like the fridge and be like,

you always used to eat from the fridge. But then as time goes by, like, occasionally you'll hear a song that you're like dammit like I Do like no matter what color the G wagon is every time I pass a G wagon I have to look like I just do like it Yeah, my dad used to joke cuz I like dated yeah, I dated a jazz musician He's like so we can't listen to jazz music anymore, so he's like don't date a doctor ever cuz then I'll just fucking get sick and die So he's like don't date a doctor ever because then I'll just fucking get sick and die I was like calm down then sometimes mr. Burner takes it to the extreme, but that's not a lot of it I was being dramatic, but he does it for the humor and we love that for him

I have to address as the bachelor at correspondent. Yeah Have you been aware of shit going down with Claren Dale because it's going down? So here's the thing I started watching this season of the bachelor because I've never like been into it before. So I didn't watch this last season with Claren Dale. But I have been keeping up with what's going on. And I think my favorite thing is, look, Dale could have cheated, could have not most likely he did. He's used to be a professional football player. He fucking cheated. But his sister coming to his defense, did you see what she said? No.

Oh. Let me pull this out. This is why you're an investigative journalist. Because it's exactly how I would feel. There's no one in the world that I love more than my brother. Like, doesn't even come close. I'm really hoping that one day I love my husband as much as my brother, but I just don't see it happening. She put on her Instagram, I can proudly say,

still, until this day nobody has had or will ever have my brother's back like I do. And I was just like, bitch, now I'm even caraphing cheated. I'm even care because I just love that. Is she basically accusing Claire of not having his back? She's kind of being like, say, if you're gonna say like he cheated, I don't care if he did because like there will be people that will always have his back,

like kind of like get the fuck over it. Or kind of like you didn't have this like amazing love that you claim. Right. To catch up on it, basically Dale put out like a very professional statement, like our relationships over. Thank you so much. We love all you guys.

We would, we love all the support, whatever. He was using a lot of wheeze. He's, oh, you're saying it was like a mutual statement. Claire posts. Wow, I found out just as you guys did, for like a couple of days later. And everyone's brains are like exploded. And then they're like, he's been cheating on her the whole time.

I mean, he was spotted at Chippuriani downtown. Now, if you wanna cheat, go to Chippuriani downtown, but like, kind of balsy because a very easy spot to get caught. People go to be seen at Trippuriani. If you're not from New York and you're a giggleur and like you don't know what Trippuriani is, it's like a very posh, I love it there, great pasta. It's a very posh restaurant in Soho that like when you walk by On the sidewalk, it's probably the most the prettiest people you've ever seen in your life

It's just like model model old guy with model model model Another old guy with a model like yeah like disgusting sitting next to a model like it's just crazy So him going there for like an outdoor brunch with some random girl, not great. Like, not great. You're not 10. And when a work colleague to Trippriani downtown on a Sunday afternoon, like, you're fucking hard.

Yeah, so I do have to say like, when I say Claire as a mess, I do not mean that she deserved to get cheating out by any means. No. I mean that like deserved to get cheating on by any means. No. I mean that like, these people are on the show to get famous. And like, I totally understand becoming infatuated with a guy in two weeks. I totally understand that.

It's almost like she was brainwashed. Page, it's easy to get infatuated with a guy. A thousand percent, but like, to get get engaged well, that's what I'm saying It's easy to get in factory with a guy, but you have to know that like you you cannot Engage the guy through two weeks especially in the matter how much Chris Harrison's little twinkly eyes are like This is love do you think she's so regretting cutting her season short? Well, there's some controversy that she might have gotten like booted a little

because like she was showing such favoritism to Dale. And then people love Tasia so much and that it wasn't going the way they wanted and she kind of got like, I mean, but there's part of me that kind of like really respects that about her. Like when you meet a guy and you're like, no, this is it it like he's the one

I want I don't care about the other one. It was actually the least fame hungry thing I've ever seen. Yeah. I'm a person basically being like I don't want to do this process. I don't want to get followers. I found my man. That's what I came here for. But this guy was like got trapped in like a way I wanted to be the front runner so I could be on for a while and then was pressured to propose to her. And then they got into normal fights and it's not meant to be, no big deal, but poor Claire. I know, that sucks.

It also sucks such a public breakup and it's probably just embarrassing that it's like, there's cheating rumors, whether he did or he didn't. Oh, for sure. I was laughing with my friend Blakely because she writes at the end, like I'm still gonna be committed to love. And it's like, it's this bachelor nation bullshit of like,

what the fuck does that even mean? I feel like a lot. I feel like a lot. When I went through a breakup, like public or not, I was like, fuck love. And like if you, if anyone tells me that they like me, like I'm gonna personally tell you to fuck off. We don't want it. And any like new relationship you think, like, well, this pain is pretty much probably 99% inevitable at the end of this too. So like,

why start something now? I hate it. It's just got dark. This is just got dark. But you guys, true love exists. Believe me. Okay. And and finally we have to just address the Olsen twin zoom I'm one of the Olsen's gay and divorced and she had a divorce proceedings over a fucking zoom and like if you think you couldn't hate zoom meetings enough No, you guys have to Google the zoom meeting like memes because Hand in I all we were doing is sending them back and forth to each other because they were like, mentally, I'm in Mary Kate Olson's divorce proceeding Zoom. Like everyone just looks absolutely miserable. And it's just like so interesting how our world has changed.

Like no one goes into work anymore and we get divorced over the computer. Like it's crazy. Yeah. And also, I haven't had that many Zoom meeting calls like I do love podcasts because I'm not in corporate America. Like, we had our actual meeting the other day, and I was like, just got out of the shower, like, here I am, and I was like, wait, wait,

people have to still get dressed up in their own damn home? Like, that is offensive to me. Like, if you, unless if I am outside I'm in my pajamas Wait, this is actually a hilarious story so Hannah and I had a meeting with like three other people and The meeting started at like one so I'm like on the zoom and it's like one oh five and the one girl was like We'll just wait a few minutes for Hannah and I was like all just like texture and I go high zoom and she comes on like Tellin her hair and she's like, god, hey guys, I'm so sorry. I just got out of the shower.

I started laughing. Bitch, I had no idea she had a meeting. That's how you're like, my bee. I didn't, I came in hot. I was like, hey, what's up? I was like, then also controlled the meeting. You're like, so where are we with this? We were going through slides. And I was like, yeah, no, scratch that, scratch that,

and they were like, bitch, you are still dripping from the shower. You were like, you're still in the bathroom. But it was just, it was just so us and I really loved it. I think it's time to talk about what we're binging. Oh my God. Because you're quite passionate about a show right now and I really loved it. I think it's time to talk about what we're binging. Oh my God. Because you're quite passionate about a show right now. I'm quite passionate. I've also, I've been binging a lot of things,

but the number one thing I watched the entire first season of Bling Empire. Yeah. Was it an easy season to watch? It's good. Hannah. It's so, okay, first of all, crazy rejections is actually one of my favorite movies. Every time I get on a plane I watch it I don't know why but I just I love the movie. I love the music

I love the clothes like I just love everything about that movie and so this is like real life Crazy Rich Asians they live in LA. They're a group of friends. They are fucking loaded the clothes that some of them are wearing, it's just like, do you like it more than selling sunset? Wow, that's tough. It's so different. Netflix has this really great way of doing reality TV that like,

you don't for some reason, you don't feel like you're watching a reality TV show. Like, you almost just like a new kind of series. Yeah, like you almost feel like these people are characters and then you remember like, oh no, this is like them in real life. Yeah. Some of the things that they went through in the season

are so crazy. Like, this one guy was adopted and he wanted to find his birth parents. This other girl, her father left when she was younger and she was trying to find him. Another girl is in like a crazy, a crazy relationship where the guy is like very emotionally unstable and you're like, I found myself like screaming at the TV like Kelly, you were better than this. It's just such a good show, and they're funny too, and they're friends, but there is drama, and they compete with each other in certain things. It's just really good.

It's just weird to see that level of wealth and what goes on in their heads. It sounds similar to real housewives-ish kind of. There's so many things in Asian culture that we would just never know that are so, like they don't divvy from. So like for example like the one girl had a hard time getting pregnant and like couldn't get pregnant for 10 years and she says how like her husband's family was so mean to her because they treated her like she was nothing, because she did not produce an air. And she was like, they made me wash the dishes

after like family dinners, because I hadn't had a child yet. And so she, they wanted to have another baby, and they had to ask his family permission to have a surrogate. And if the family said no, then they wouldn't have been able to have one. Like, it's a crazy, yeah, like just tradition. So they still were sticking by tradition, yeah.

Yeah, and like, there's one guy he's like, you know, I'm the oldest child, which means I'm in charge of like the next lineage. And I have to be successful. It's just like so many crazy things that you would never think are still like alive today. It's very interesting. Very interesting. And that also shifting gears reminds me of Reha's size of Dallas. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Have you been watching?

I just watched the first two episodes. I love Cameron so much. Cameron? Why has she always been this silly? I just don't think they showed it as much. Like when she was talking to the new girl and the new girl said, she was like, oh, it was really cathartic. And Cameron goes, what's that mean?

And the new girl starts laughing and she's like, sorry, don't mean to laugh. And Cameron's like, I don't care. Like, I don't know what it means. Like, tell me, like, she's just show herself. She's, she's out of control. Also, her with the puppy. Also her husband is hilarious.

Like, their relationship is hilarious. Your husband's like, Camin, do you think this is normal? Let's talk about it. Do you think your behavior is normal? Oh. And I really give my husband doesn't ask me that once a day. I don't want it. I don't.

I also think that they're an adorable couple of like a woman who's taller than the guy. Like I feel like she could put them in her pocket. Yeah. But like it's cute to me. It's a little Tom Cruise like, um, I was in his home. Who I recently saw at pasties with her daughter and her daughter is next level stunning. Like I noticed Surrey, I noticed noticed sorry crews before I noticed Katie Holmes

Wow, yeah, sorry has always been the limelight. She's just cool I was like wow my jealous of a 10-year-old Does that 10-year-old thing she's fucking cooler than me? 10-year-old haven't you ever had an elephant on in there right now? And it was like so she was like West Village pasties, and I was like oh my god so chic right now. That's a new one. And it was like so sweet. Where it was like West Village pasties. And I was like, oh my God, so sweet right now. But I was referring to his other wife. Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman, she's like pretty tall.

And both of the guys she's been with have been shorter. I just feel like, because I'm five, four, it just would never happen to me or I would be dating like an actual. Well, some tall girls, it sucks. Like they're like, I can only date six, three and up. But some tall girls, if a guy is like confident to be with a taller girl, which he should be.

I know a lot of short guys that have just like, the swag of a six-four man. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like they walk in and you're just like, wow, you're fucking hot because you know how to like, wear clothes, you're swaggy, you have a dope watch on, like you just like get fashion.

So then we have Dr. Tiffany Moon, who I love. And there was like some drama because they were like, we think she's been cocky because she showed her closet and I was like, a sh- A sh- A sh- Off all day.

That's her fucking, first of all, she should be so fucking proud. Second of all, that is what we watch the real housewives for. Yeah, like- I want to see my own fucking closet. No, I want to see Tiffany Moon where she has to put her- She had to like get in with a fingerprint. And I loved it.

And it was like gorgeous and they're like, I think- What did you say to- Did you say that like, you want- That's the other thing that was like under-ground? I was like, oh my God, this is amazing. No, like I want to watch housewives because I want to know that they are so much richer than I am.

And that's why I want to see it. If someone's yelling at showing off a closet, it's all I want to look at in someone's home. But also, it's like you all have to not act. You have not been showing off your houses every second. Like calm the fuck down. And I just, she's also like OCD and like super neat.

Like her house was so clean and I just like love that because I'm not like that. Yeah, I love when someone can like get it together. She also was hilarious. She was like, I'm just an overachiever. Yeah. And like I think we have to use that word again because instead of being like, like I'm just, it's like no you're an overachiever. And like, I think we have to use that word again, because instead of being like, like, it's like, no, you're an overachiever, and go for you.

And they talk about that in Bling Empire, how it's like culturally. Yeah. They are overachievers. Oh yeah, their parents were like, if you get to be like, you're really in big trouble. And they have education is really important to them. But yeah, I didn't get to the chicken foot thing yet,

but I know that like There was like there actually was some drama with cam and Did you see that I think it's in the preview or was it on last night? I haven't seen the most recent episode. I've only seen Stephanie has like a barbecue and they're all there Yeah, basically cam was on watch your Habins live and like, it's interesting because people aren't getting along with Tiffany. I also think being called bossy is a compliment. Like if someone was like,

Paige is so bossy, I'd be like, fuck yeah, I am. Like, yeah, someone wrote something which was really, they were like bossy, calling women bossy just needs to like stop in people's vocabulary. There's two things that people say that they mean as an insult

and I take both of them as a compliment. One being called bossy and two being called high maintenance. Why do you think people call you high maintenance because you like look put together? I think because I am like very girly that it appears that I would be very high maintenance. But like if being high maintenance is, I'm demanding, I know what I want. I don't, I won't take anything less but like, if being high maintenance is, I'm demanding, I know what I want.

I don't, I won't take anything less than like, yes, I am high maintenance. Thank you so much. I love that for you. And for me, people will say, I mean, people have said, like, oh, how did it talk so much? And it's like, you know what? Women take up space now. You actually have to listen sometimes and shut the fuck up. Especially if guys are like she's so like she's just so loud like oh my god

Yeah guys call me loud all the time and I'm like oh you're upset. I'm funnier than you and people laugh at me and I use the other Thing that annoys me and like guys say it all the time is using the word actually like no she's actually funny And it's like biggest pet peeve also actually in the list a huge pet peeve of mine is when people say like I just want to meet a guy that makes me laugh yeah you and it's like I hate that because it's like no shit I want to I want to meet a guy who we laugh together and like I definitely make him laugh if I'm with a guy who doesn't laugh at my jokes, I don't care how fucking hot he is,

I will be miserable. I'm gonna be with a guy who shuts the fuck up. No, no. Now, if you're a, if you're a dude, doesn't think you're the funniest person alive. Like, you're with the wrong person. It's like being friends with someone who doesn't think you're funny

Like then what do you do what do you talk about but also I do think in that Southern culture? Is it's the South? I'm sorry. I'm still in New York, but like in Dallas, mid-South Women are like quieter and like sometimes they put on that voice of like I'm just soft and from the South And I'm just there for my man. So like, I think Tiffany coming in from a different culture and being like, this room is all my diplomas. My husband does have some, but we don't care about his. These are mine. Yeah, I think that her energy will be good with theirs.

I think she's gonna maybe bring out some more independence for all of us. People were also kind of giving, um, oh, Wendy or so. Yeah, Wendy, that they were giving her a lot of shit. Like that like didn't piss me off Dude better believe if I was any type of doctor or lawyer I would tell you every single day

Like every single day that would come out of my mouth It did actually piss me off It was kinda reminds me of like my tennis thing where like They replayed a lot of like talking about how you play tennis You had PTSD from it It became this joke Ooh, it put tennis and a whiskey from it It became this joke And I laugh about it, but part of me is like don't minimize like a fucking woman Committing to a sport and getting a full ride and right tough and successful don't minimize Wendy's

Three or four fucking degrees just because she mentioned it three times on a show one of my Flexes is I Will be talking to a guy and I'll like obviously you talk about your friends I was like my best friend Hannah I was like she actually went to college for tennis and like she's really good and she would like totally kick your ass and they're like cool What about you? I'm like you have a my friend Hannah? You don't have to be a puppet because you're like I'm aligned with enough I'm like you don't get Collegic sports clearly clearly clearly. I'm like you don't get collegiate sports clearly. Clearly. Clearly.

I also have to say, real housewives of OC, people love to like not talk about it. There has been a lot of like scandal with it. There's been like anti-mask stuff. There's been just like, I don't know what the hell's going on, however, the reunion is fucking messy. Dude, I watched the first episode of the reunion. I watched the first episode. Okay, I've said it once, I'll say it again. Kelly Dad scares the shit out of me. Okay, okay, so Kelly Dad straight up started fighting

with Andy, like he was her dad. Yeah. Why do you keep asking these questions? What do you want? What do you want from me, Andy? Sometimes it you want? Like, what do you want from me? Andy, sometimes it's a question, but he literally, and then she was like, you put your political beliefs out there. And he was like, I didn't say that we're thinning the herd.

And she was like, I need to offend people. And he's like, how could you not mean to offend people when you're saying thinning the herd by old people dying? Yeah, that was wild. It was wild. But then after their little skidaddle, he asks someone a question, and she goes, good question, Andy goes, thanks Kelly.

Did you remember that? It was actually the best part of the reunion that people aren't speaking about enough. She just really scares me. She doesn't even speak, and she sits there, and has a presence. Yeah, she makes me nervous. Like, I don't ever want her to fight with me.

What do you think of Bronwyn? I think... I have a lot of thoughts. I think Kelly calling her out about her fake alcoholism was crazy. I think she definitely is an alcoholic. Crazy. Yeah, I definitely think she does have a problem. It's not something that's...

You can't tell someone if they do a don't have a problem. It's also like some, I mean, it's not like, we've seen like, I mean, we watched OC, like someone fake cancer. So like, it's not crazy out of the realm that someone might fake something like that, but I really just don't think that she is. The thing that I do think is crazy

is her saying she's never been attracted to men. Like that's great. Like you were married to one, you have seven kids, like at some point, you definitely found him attractive enough. It's crazy for her to say, I've never been attracted to men, and I still want my husband to be with me.

Yeah, I just don't get that. I just don't get that. I feel bad for him, like let him go and like find love. I do think that people are attacking her because she got a lot of attention this season. Like I'm trying to think of the dynamics of the group and I think that like they were all going out here because like it seems like she was throwing storylines just at the wall seeing what's stuck.

But part of me is like at what point are you like at least it's good for the show. Shannon said she thinks that she's addicted to being famous. Well she was like, yeah, I'm an addict. I could addicted anything. But it's long story short. Like, you can't get mad at a cast mate for, I mean, it's bad if they're being fake. However, if they're just trying to make a good show.

Like if they have crazy stories going on in their personal life, yeah, you can't be like annoyed by it. Like Shannon, what happened to you this season? You like cried because I didn't even really annoyed by it. Like, Shen and what happened to you this season? You like cried? Because I didn't even really watch the season. There's just something about OC that like doesn't get me as jacked up as it used to be. And it used to be one of my number one franchises.

It's hard because it's one of the OGs. You probably loved Heather Dubrow. Ah, I love Heather Dubrow. I still love her. I have a question. Okay. You get married. It's some guy in LA. Mm-hmm. You get asked to be on Beverly Hills in like five years.

Would you do it? I'm packing my bags now. Like I'm going now. I'm going right now. Are you kidding me? Could you just see me marrying a plant, the local plastic surgeon? Putting it in your Instagram bio. Married to a plastic surgeon. Married to a plastic surgeon? Putting it in your Instagram bio. Married to a plastic surgeon. Married to a plastic surgeon. I magically have a dog that sits in my berk and bag. Yes. We're on real housewives of Beverly Hills. Manifest that immediately.

Oh my god. Well, they might need to replace Erica soon. I don't know. Oh god. I'm excited for that. I'm excited. I really hope it's not some bullshit of like, what's going to happen and then nothing happens. That in New Jersey, I literally Oh god. I'm excited for that. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited.

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I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I want my money back. I want the money I didn't pay back. I just can't I love watching their interview looks too. Yeah Beverly Hills always shows out for interview anything else we're watching I think that was it I have watched a lot of TV this week though. I'm proud of you you guys We just covered a lot of shit. I feel like my mouth is dry We have merch coming out soon. We have summer house dropping in two weeks and there's just a lot of excitement happening and we love our

giggler so much. Thanks for giggling. Thanks for giggling with us guys. We'll talk to you later. Bye. you