Giggly Squad - Giggling about mob wives, sleepwalking, and celebrity tea

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

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What is up my gaggle of gigglers? Yeah. I never make announcements. Let's do some housekeeping. Let's do some housekeeping. We never do announcements we never do announcements. We never do alerts, notifications, admin, nothing. Nothing, we don't know how to house keep. I also like don't, I'm not good at teasing because I've never tapped a sacred ones in my life. Yeah. Except ones that I forgot. Yeah. So in a week on Monday, on a 20 second,

I have an announcement. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh, you're not even announcing it right now. No, no, I actually am That's all I'm gonna say. Oh, you're not even announcing it right now. No. No, I actually am livid. I'm livid. And I know what it is. So the giggler's our home, they're like,

okay, so why'd she even bring it up? Cause I'm wanna like start some fun with them. You wanna start the hype. Sorry, then I'm just unroving during your story. It's just a little odd. Well, I was about to say, she wanted to show up in her outfits and she were full.

For the cold. For the cold. For jacket had a moment. For coat over the turtle neck sweater and a headband. How fucking sweaty are you? Here's the thing I will say. All these bitches that are out here like clean girls out, it's mob life. Oh my God, I was about to say.

First of all, if you're a mob life, you don't say you're a mob life. First of all, yes. Second of all, you can't just wear a fur coat and be a mob life. Have you left a lasagna on anyone's stoop ever? Literally ever. Have you even eaten lasagna?

Because a lot of these girls look like they've never even smelled a lasagna. Here's why I'm mad at the clean girls out mob wife is in. Because when it's offensive and no one's bringing awareness to it. And two, I don't know if I ever told you this story, but one year my family switched their family VK from the lovely shore of New Jersey to Martha's Vineyard.

Okay, we rented a house, who's my whole family, all my cousins, and my mom said that we could each bring a friend. Okay, so I brought my best friend from high school. I was in college, my brother out of college also brought a friend, okay, so it's the four of us. We go out to dinner with my family, lovely, great. We're not loving Martha's Vineyard at this point. Okay, it's like a little... It's okay. Yeah, a little uppity. We weren't getting the hype. Like, food was okay. People were calling you italians.

Didn't have pancakes anywhere. Oh, we go to dinner with my family. We're all of age at this point. My brother says, let's go to a bar, like the four of us after dinner. We walk into the bar. Now, I'm wearing a pretty normal outfit on vacation. It was a black romper, but it was also 2014, like what else was I wearing? It was the summer of the bumpet, not my fault.

Okay? Not my fault. If you think I'm gonna overlook that info-marshet, not my fault, okay? Not my fault. If you think I'm gonna overlook that info commercial, not my fault. We walk into the bar and we're there for maybe five minutes. And remember, there's like, oh, it's a place to kind of lane, there's another place right down the street, do you wanna go to it?

And I was like, yeah, let's go. As we're walking toward the door, we just hear people yell, yeah, get out of here, Jersey Shore, we don't want you. What? I was like, there's no way you're first of all in there talking to us. I was like you Sorry, what were you mad about that we have the best food on the planet or were you mad that our cars are so luxurious? Were you mad that our heels are top-notch? Like, what were you mad about?

That we were there. So anyway. So you got kicked out of... I hate Martha's Vineyard. Martha's Vineyard. And I hate Martha's waspie people. Okay, Ron. No, literally.

Martha's Vineyard can suck it. I'm too this day if anyone brings up Martha's Vineyard, I say it's rude. It's rude there and I don't like it. Oh my God. No, is that so mean? I was, I was like fixing my bump and I was like, how dare you.

Fast forward 20 years, my boy, I don't fucking think so. Wait, I totally, I totally get what you're saying. Also, did we talk about how I met Vinnie? Or did I try to bring this up every episode? Yeah, you're obsessed with him. I think we spoke. I think maybe we touched on it.

Okay, so Vinnie, I've been following him for a while. Yeah. And there are some people you follow that you're like, we're like, I know I'm your friend. I feel like I could say Vinnie's whole life story. Like, I knew that if we met for one second, we would hit it off. And I think he DM'd me and was like,

do you want to do like a podcast or something? Mm-hmm. He's like, do you want to do like a podcast or something? This is it. Should I just replace Paige? So I actually went to hang out first to like talk and he's like, interesting comedy and I was like talking about comedy. Is he funny? He's he is funny. He's he's also like, I feel bad that he's grown up in reality.

TV because you could just tell you like, because he was the youngest. He was 18 when he started that all that man knows. So like he's just so fucking famous in that scene and like he wants to be something else besides the character, he wants to be like himself. And he's a fucking New York. So he's- He gives me such house cat vibes.

Yes, and his Instagram's hilarious, like all the shitty posts. So as it's crazy that I've met celebrities and I haven't been like nervous around. I was sitting- Shar-shar-shar. But cause like he talk about our culture. That's our culture.

Italians have got mad like don't show that Jersey Shore is our culture. Cause the truth is Vinnie was the only one who was actually Italian, which is crazy to think about. No one was 100% Italian. Only Vinnie. People were like a little bit Italian, but Vinnie was the most, for sure.

So it's crazy to see him and like talk to him like he's a normal person when I'm like, we had Jersey Thursdays in college where like everyone came to my apartment to watch Jersey Shore That was before you can just like yeah TV TV What the fuck is TV though? I don't actually people are talking about Why are TV so complicated now? Why do you need seven remote to turn on a TV? You can't go to someone else's house

and just turn the TV on. Is it not insane that if it's not your own TV, you don't know how to work it? Have you ever been to a boy's house when there's also a rogue Xbox controller? You're like, use this, I'm like, what? Or this, you're like, oh my god, okay. I'm like, how do I use this?

Yeah, he uses an Xbox controller to turn on his TV. You will get Climidia. Yeah, TV. You will get Climidia. Yeah, 100%. You will get Climidia. He's texting multiple other girls. And he won't go down on you. If he says here, just turn it on with the Xbox controller. Grab your things and get out.

He won't go down on you. And one of his other roommates will start hitting on you when he's in the bathroom. And you'll be like, what the fuck is going on here? I actually have a celebrity star struck moment. That happened to me this week. I didn't even tell you about. What?

So I had to go to LA. I love telling the gig. There's all the secrets. Yeah. I had a little tea. So I had to go to LA and I'm for literally one day. And my flight back to New York was Thursday morning 6 AM. So it's, like we're taking off at 6 a.m.

Like it's early. Mid week. Mid week, I didn't want to get back. I like, when you fly from LA, that's it, you've, you're a time traveler. That day's gone, like you're gone. You might go to Europe. Nope, literally.

So I like the fucking man. So I get on the flight and everyone's on the, at this point, everyone's on the plane. And I've already had my headphones on. My iPad, I'm watching One Tree How. Seat next to me is open. I was like, there's no way they're leaving a Delta One seat open for this entire flight.

They must be upgrading someone from comfort. So I'm sitting there sitting there, all of the sudden, this large presence gets onto the plane and I'm like, oh my god, he's definitely coming to sit right next to me. Common. Huh! I was star-struck.

I mean, I was. I was the man on the main. Oh, is that. That's my shit. That's the longest my shit. He comes, he sits next to me. And we're in the middle aisle. So we're in like the couple's seats.

So there's not much in between. So I'm in dating college. So I'm in. During those six hours of flight, when you're in the seat next to someone, you are their girlfriend. I was like, this is so crazy of us. We're just going on like a quick journey.

Were you imagining for like, if you were a common's wife? I was like, what are people around thinking? Like, oh my god, that must be his girlfriend. She's like he's tiny so he sits down and I'm like what the fuck do I do? He calls over the stewardess and he goes can you not sit me next to a dirty attack? Because what kind of Jersey show I think good money for this thing Class and this is like you're filling in. And it smells like Parmesan, okay? Get me the fuck out of here.

There's olive oil all over the scene. Oh, I don't know what to do, because I'm like, do I take my headphones off and say hi? Like, is that rude? Obviously, I know who it is. So I just like sit there. And he's like getting his stuff ready. As he sits down, puts his seatbelt out,

it's put his seatbelt on. He takes out the Bible. He's sitting there, reading the Bible. I've never nervous. I've never felt so calm in my life. I fall. The picture is the arm. Fall right to sleep.

I'm calm. I go calm and you read that. I've already read that one. That one's for you. I'm an aval. You hypnotize you. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to come and you read that, I've already read that one. That one's for you. I'm an avalsie. You haven't touched you. I'm an avalsie. I am immediately feeling like-

He's so on you with the Bible. I feel like really comforting right now. He literally sat down and he goes, this Italian next to me has sinned. I can tell she has sinned on TV, off TV, on her podcast. I need to take a bite of her healing. I can feel the energy. We're going to pray for that. So I've all sleep whole flight.

I literally wake up when the pilot's like, okay, we're starting our descent in New York City. So I'm like, forget that comment is an ink next to me. Is he still reading the Bible? No, he's now asleep, okay. So peaceful. Adorable. I'm literally almost took my finger in his mouth.

You know, like it took everything in me and I'd be like, did he have ever had on? No hat. Oh, he went, he went on dog. Yeah, he was not like incognito at all. Like, and he's fucking huge. Like, you're not missing him. So he like wakes up, I can like see him kind of like wake up.

And at this point, I take my headphones off. Cause you're watching him. I was like, how are you from the corner, man? I'm like, I've been waiting for you to wake up. So I'm getting stuff out of my bag, I put chapstick on, and then I am about to eat some tic tac. So I'm like, I should offer a comment. So I just turn.

Because anyone sitting next to me, if I take a snack out or a piece of gum, I always am like, do you want to eat? Wait, that's crazy behavior. If someone offered me a random piece of gum, I'd be like, do you want to pee? Wait, that's crazy behavior. If someone offered me a random piece of gum, I'd be like, this is how I die. They're poisoning me. It was a six hour flight.

Like you wake up and you're just like, I was gross. It's like in school when you open up gum and then people around you just put their hand in front of you. I've never offered someone. Imagine comment, which is like, I'm gonna say it in front of you. I'm like, come in. Chill out. So I turned to him and I'm just, I'm just, I literally my name. Like, come in, chill out.

So I turned to him and I'm just, I'm just, I literally don't even say anything. I'm just like, take a check. Cause I'm like about to eat my, and he goes, oh, no, that's okay. Like, thank you so much, though. And I was like, here, welcome. And I was like, great interaction.

That was a great interaction. That was great. That was great. Playing lands, everyone's getting their stuff. I stand up and he was like, I just wanted to say thank you again for offering me a tic-tac. That was so nice of you. And I was like, thank you so much. It was a comment's the nicest person in the world. The nicest person. He goes, do you live in New York or L.I. I go, I live in New York and he goes, wow, it's about to be really cold and like L.A. people were saying it's cold there. They don't even know. And I was just like, Yeah, those LA people, they don't know shit.

And I go just to say, like, I'm a huge fan. And he was like, oh my God, thank you so much. Like, have a great week. And I was like, When is our engagement party, dude? That's, you are so cool because I would have immediately been like, Oh, you're a song I'm the man.

You're like, what are you doing? Because you're not gonna act like you don't know who the fuck comment is. Like, there was a guy walking on the plane and even he he was like Oh my god, yeah, next to come no, it's crazy. This is the thing that was such an amazing story Thank you for that content for the pod. Thank you Thank you I

It also make pisses me off because I'll have like kind of bad experiences with some famous people who are much less famous than common And you'll be like no, they're famous like I guess I think he's a list, right? Yes, yes. He's one like brand new. Then one person's nice to you and you're like, that was not so fucking hard. Right.

Also after a flight, like, if you're gonna be bitchy, that's the time for people to be bitchy. It was 6am. Yeah. No, he was so nice to the point that where a rogue person who was like the last person was walking onto the plane. And I thought he just saw common like as a fan. And he was like, oh my God, common.

And no, he didn't say common. He just said, oh my God, like mail what's up. And he was like, oh my God, hey, like I owe you an email. Like he knew him. Oh, he's, and he was just like, a man of the people. He's the man of the people who's running the plane. Our savior. You believe that if the plane was going down, he could save us.

Now, if the plane was going down, he could save us. Now, if the plane was going down, and someone said, can anyone land this plane? I said this man with the Bible. I don't believe you're like, um, hello. We weren't reading the Ephesians for nothing. Craig, shut the fuck up. Craig, sit the fuck down.

Oh my Craig, when we watch your iPad more, okay Miss Rachel's almost done. Colin, land the fucking Sorry my eyelash Do you see it your eyelash just said I'm Out your eyelashes. I have this new eyelashes that I have to tell all the gift books I'm obsessed to the go under your eye. Yeah, they're amazing. Okay. What can you tell it because now I need to know They're kiss brand kiss you got a money Amazon. I'll put them in the newsletter like you could do them.

And you don't need glue. No glue. But it just found out. How does it stick? It literally is glued at the top pre-glue and then it sticks to the bottom line. Okay, I need that. Underneath.

I need that. They're so easy. Way easier than my magnetic ones. I used to be obsessed with. I do have to say with the mob wife and clean aesthetic, yeah. Have you seen that thing going on on Instagram called high visual weight versus low visual weight makeup?

Yes, and I'm going to be honest, I scroll. So I was invested. Okay. And I realized it makes some sense. They say like if it's hard to see, because I think everyone looks kind of good with the glam filter on. Okay. But the point is that if you have a bigger face

and smaller features, that means you're one of them. Low visual weight at the end. Yeah, and if you have a small face and big features, then I realize that's like me and you, that you have like big eyes. Yeah, and a small face. Wait, I didn't mean that like, I called you a baby, I'd bitch just that.

I mean, you'd like, I was like, what are you with? You literally had to chop my head off for me to get mad. And even then, I'd be like, I'm sure it was like, you're the most beautiful, like, brats style eyes. So would I be high or low?

So you're the one with like the big features, small face. Okay. And then I feel like I have a bigger face, small features. And they said, like my kind of face, if I wear a lot of eyeshadow or a lot of makeup, it looks bad, like I look draggy. And I was thinking how you can handle makeup better than me, because we will be with makeup artists

and they'll do your makeup and I go, give me what she got. And then I come out and I go, mine looks so different than yours and I realized I have to go more clean girl aesthetic and not clean girls. just like, I can't do eye shadow that goes like too dark or too near my eyebrows. I need just a little bit on the lid or it starts getting like, do you?

Do you feel like... That's Adam's family. But I don't feel like, for whatever reason you saying that you can't do a dark eye makeup, I don't feel like that's real because it's not like you have like a hooded eyelid that like it doesn't look. Okay, you just came for the whole hooded community. Sorry, as someone with a wonky eye, I actually can speak on that. One of my eyes is a little hooded. Long story short, I kind of get where they're saying what I'm realizing is just like not everyone looks good with some makeups when you're looking at TikTok and you see some girl do this crazy look.

Don't assume it's gonna work on you. And that's why like influencing just doesn't always work. Same with like body types. Like you can't wear the same outfit as some of the different body type. Like if I see some with a short torso and I wear that outfit, my nipples are hanging out from under the shirt. Right. that outfit, my nipples are hanging out from under the shirt. Right? Anywho. Are you sick of your internet provider? Then let me tell you about OXIO. When people who love the internet,

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because it was January 11th his birthday, shout out, dad. That was so nice of you. No, like talk about, I mean, I feel bad for my brother. If what are you doing? Yeah. What do you bring to the table at all? You have a daughter, like cool. Sounds exhausting.

Yeah. What's your dad's phone background? My dad's like Instagram is just like me and him. Yeah. And my mom. Yeah. But like I know deep down he wants my brother. He wants my brothers approval the most.

Because he knows I love, I'm obsessed with him. Okay. My brother plays hard to get in the family. Yeah, my brother acts like he's better than all of us and like doesn't want to be associated. I was just watching Nick Crull's special, which is us and like does I want to be associated. I was just watching Nick Crull's special, which is so good.

You guys have to watch it. Oh my God, it's so funny. Do you want to know something weird about Nick Crull? I follow his personal chef on TikTok and I'm really invested in her life. His personal chef and the Hamdons makes such good TikTok. What's his name?

I forgot. But it's all about like what she makes for lunch and dinner and it's just. For Nick Crull. Yeah, and it's just visually in the she makes for lunch and dinner and it's just fornicroll. Yeah, and it's just visually in the background sometimes. I think eventually she said like who she was. Imagine he like thrived. He's the plate like Gordon Ramsay like, what is this shit?

I think he like doesn't care. He like, yeah, make your TikTok. So he joked about how like moms need to like play hard to get more and how like you call them and they like answer before they've been rings. Yeah. And you're like, never mind. Or like, should we do wanna, can you read this article? And he's like, me, me.

No, yeah. And he's like, no matter when your mom texts you, you're always like, fuck. But not like us, we love our moms. Right, I genuinely. I only want to talk to my mom all day. I don't, like, if my mom calls me or texts me, I'm like, oh, she has something to tell me.

No, like, this is different for us, but then he talks about the dads, how you'll call your dad. And he's like, hey, I'm like, oh, she has something to tell me. No, like, this is difference for us, but then he talks about the dads how you'll call your dad and he's like, hey, I'm not gonna make your birthday and you're like, it's okay, dad, I love you. It's like, also, I don't know when you're birthday is. No, that is true. Like, you're so much meaner to your mom, but I think it's, really, they should take it

as a compliment because it just needs we're closer to them. Like, I can be myself. Like do you ever meet people who like, they get around their family and you're just like, are you? They become a monster. And you're just like, just your family even know you.

Like they don't know the real them. Like I genuinely can walk in my house and say anything. And it'd be like, yes. Everyone knows everyone's business. With our family, there's just too many callbacks. Cause like we've had too many inside jokes at the years. You can't do anything without being like, not this again. Yeah.

But I also feel like with the moms, they birthed you. So like, they don't care to play hard to get. They're like, you ripped my vagina in my butt hole. Like, you're gonna love me and I'm gonna love you. Where dads are just there. There's also a moment that people don't talk about. that they're like, you ripped my vagina and my butthole. Like, you're gonna love me and I'm gonna love you. Yeah. Where dads are just there. There's also a moment that people don't talk about. And it's a moment that, and I feel like this really only works

if you have like a sister, really only if you have a brother. I feel like the moment that you become an age and mine, I think was like 2930, that you like see your mom and you're just like, are you okay? Like, where you're just like, wait, you've been dealing with like all of these people. And like everything that everyone wants and literally doing everything and no one says anything.

And then you got to a moment like, I was on the phone with my mom the other day and I was just like, I hate dad and Gary. No, you see the world from their perspective for a second and you're like, babe. Yeah, she's like, welcome. Go on vacation. She had a facial. I've been waiting for you to get this old

so we can be like, let's fuck off. Like, me and my, this is how sick it was. Me and my mom used to be obsessed with Gilmore girls about a single mom and a daughter. And I'm like, I wish that was us. You know, like, we have a full family. She was like, well, you do have a dad and a brother. I'm like, whatever, though, we are Lord, I am roaring.

That is meant to be us. So like, now that I'm in my 30s, I just didn't realize how much they make my mom do. And I'm like, have to protect her. I'm like, stop calling her for shit. No, it's like very widely known that like, we don't know what my dad, what would happen if he didn't have my mom. No, what? Where would they be?

What do they do? That's a great TV show experiment. Like, when they were just gone through all the lives and we're just put a surveillance camera and we're like, live. And we just see what would happen. That's in the wild just just lost, scared, crying. Yeah. So actually I felt bad, because my mom's literally done everything.

And then I'm taking my dad to the next game. Yeah. So I felt bad, but I was like, I have to do something for... Why does that always happen? When I was at end, she was like, go have fun, guys. And I'm like, it should have been you. Yeah. But he's just like obsessed with that stuff.

And when I was on my mom, my mom'd be like, I love you the mom. No, I literally was like, I'm sorry. You know how I feel. But my dad and I are the same person and we're very close and we love sports. That's our thing. Like we love our dads. We love our dads.

We love our dads. He's the reason I have a good personality. So I've never done courtside. Mm-hmm. I mean, I. And this was a dream. Yeah. So-hmm. I mean, I, and this was like kind of a dream. Yeah. So there's this girl named Evan, who designs her own clothing.

And she's like sick. Wait, is this a girl that does like all the wags? She does, okay, different girl. But she could do that stuff. Yeah. She actually made this necklace. Yeah, that's cool. The like the clock watch. Yeah.

Choker, which is, it just makes me feel so country. It's so you. Oh my god, thank you. You're welcome. So I found her on Instagram. I think I followed her and she was like, what's up? And I was like obsessed with you. And she's dressed really a fox before.

She's been seeing a model who's like, she's gorgeous, but she's like, I actually am kind of bored with it. And I wanted to just like create my own stuff. So she was like, come and let's like play. We're just so like cool New York. Like let's play. Yeah. So into her Lower East Side Department, her East Ville Department, and I was just like, let's

play. And she takes converse. And she, and converse is like historically the sneaker of the NBA. So there was like a reason behind it. And she makes into these like little tube boob things that she ties together over a t-shirt. And I'm like, this is wild. And she's like, do you wanna be conned or not?

And I was like, let's fucking go. And I'm like, I'm going with my dad. And she's like, do you wanna do this? And I'm like, so fucking cool. Wait, I feel like I didn't see a picture of what you wore. I feel like you commented, like, did I? Or maybe you didn't. Okay, that's a whole other situation

that we have to talk about. Yeah. That I've been doing things like, in my sleep, I think. I'm not kidding. I think I've been sleepwalking and I don't have anyone to like, tell me. Can you videotape yourself?

I'm gonna have to set something up. No, I'm like, I'm scared. What did you do? So when I was in college one time, I, one of my girlfriend's texted me and was like, did you mean to post this on Snapchat at 2.30 in the morning? Oh, no. And I was like, what the fuck was it of?

And she was like, just you sitting up in bed, taking a selfie, smiling. That would be what you do when you sleep, you put on a cute outfit and you take a selfie. It's like, what the hell? See, I'll eat seven grilled cheeses. You will sit and do a perfectly angled selfie with your high weight face, what the hell eat? Seven grilled cheeses, you will sit and do a perfectly angled selfie with your high weight face, whatever the fuck it's called. So then like two weeks ago, Sierra texts me in the morning, goes, did you mean to call me at face time

at 1.30 in the morning and just like not say anything and just like throw your phone? And I was like, what? No. Maybe you accidentally just like pressed. I went into my closet the other day and there was a pair of pants that I have not worn in years just on the floor as if someone tried them on and then threw them on the floor. I don't know who did that. I don't know if I got up in the middle of the night, tried on a pair of pants, took them

off and went back to bed. That is the most paged coated thing I've ever heard. I'm just getting up, trying on insanely good outfits, and then going to bed. No, the first time I went to a camp, I was so traumatized because the first night, someone came in my room at like 4 a.m. picked up like my cell phone.

No. And like I started going, and I was just lying there and then left. And the next day, the camp people came up to me, and they were like, sorry, like so and so sleeps walks. And like we,, the camp people came up to me and they were like, sorry, so-and-so sleeps walks. And we think she went in your room and I was like, I wanna go home!

No, I wanna go home. You went to a sleep away camp? It was like a tennis camp. For how long? I would always be at, for a week you go and you're just like training for a week, it's a whole thing. So we're at the next game. And if you get good seats, you go to this

place where there's like this huge buffet and everyone's having fun and you go to your good seats. This was different. You go to this like you walk in and they take you to this like little restaurant. So I walk in and immediately the guy, the star of Get Out, is just like sitting there. Yeah. Like that's a list. Yeah. I think he just was at the Oscars the day before. Oh, that's the guy from get out. And I'm with my dad. Yeah. And my dad doesn't do this life.

He doesn't do this stuff. And I realize my dad is so new York and like cool. Yeah. Like he doesn't care who anyone is. He didn't give a fuck. Yeah. And because at first you're worried like is the person with me like in a freak out or say something or we're going to get kicked out.

Yeah. He's focused on the food. He's like, Imagine walking into someplace and with your dad and in the back of your head, you're like, I hope you don't get kicked out in here. Part of it also, because we never done that.

Danny, can we see the layups? Cause they start, they practice before and you're actually not allowed to go out until the game starts and you start at. I can see the layups and I go up to the guy and like, my dad wants to see the layups and the guys like, you can't. And I'm like,

we have to wait. But my dad's like focused on the plan. I think I to see the layups and the guy's like, you can't. And I'm like, dad, we have to wait. But my dad's like, focus on the plan. I think I've ever used the word layup in a sentence. No, my dad just, we come from a family of basketball coaches. It's all we care about, basketball is life, ball is life. So to get out guys there, I'm like, that's crazy. Ronnie Chang comes in, who is one of his good friends. So I'm like, okay, I'm friends of people.

Luke Wilson. From Legley Blond. Legley Blond, is there? Matt Dillon. Oh my God. So fucking hot. Matt Dillon. Super tall, right?

Super tall, hot, Zadi. Walks by my dad and just, I guess they like me like, guy contact, guy contact. Got contact. Guy, I contact. Contact. And he just did this like, my dad just goes, what's up, man? Like I was like, how are you, man? And it just gives him like a little, and keeps walking.

What is that? My dad was boys with like every male celeb in there. Like doing like dabbing him up. Like my dad, I think they thought he was someone important. Yeah. And not that he isn't. He's my dad. He's very important. No, he's very important. Yeah. And not that he isn't. He's my dad. He's very important.

No, he's very important. But he's not involved in the industry whatsoever. He just has a swag about him. Yeah. Everyone wanted to talk to my dad. I will give one credit to the male community and one credit only. When they walk into a room and there's other guys that they don't know, they do acknowledge like Amagai.

You're a guy. You're a guy. Like, hey. You know, like, you're so old. You're so old, girls. We don't match. We're if anything were like, don't make eye contact. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't that. He literally was like, I was with Luke Wilson

in the bathroom and we chatted. I'm like, about what? And he's like, I don't know, this guy's cool. Yeah, it's not, it's just a different. It's just a different. It's just a different. Oh my gosh. Who's, I mean, iconic.

Then this is where shit got crazy. I look up and you know, when you just see a familiar face and I say, hey, she looked at me and she said, hey, it was Renee rap. No way. And I said, Renee rap, we were at her premiere for four minutes. The day before we didn't talk about that. We were like, we were at her premiere the day before. So and she's, she's all over my phone right now. Like, yeah, they're pushing the mean girl's movie. Renee is that girl at the moment. So she looks at me like, okay, and she

must be following me or something. She's like, hey, how have we not met? And I'm sitting in front of my dad, so I'm trying to be cool, because he's been cool the whole time. And I'm freaking out. Just imagine your dad is like, you're embarrassing me. No, my dad was literally like, okay, loser.

Your dad's like, you don't know who René Rap is. I feel like I'm either like so cool, or I'm like, don't know what I'm saying. And she goes, I like your necklace, because I'm like, don't know what I'm saying. I can, and she goes, I like your necklace because I was wearing the Choker necklace. And I was like, thank you. Like, and I start talking about the girl, and I probably didn't have to go as in depth as I did.

And then I was like, I know you're a makeup artist and we have a good chat. So I was like, now I'm friends with my friend. I'm like, rap. So then we get on the court and we're just, oh yeah, B.J. Novak was there. Okay. From the office. Yep.

And another really famous person was there, but I'm forgetting. It felt like the Oscars. We're all sitting in this like safe zone, so everyone's acting like normal. Like you're seeing celebrities like in their natural habitat. Yeah, like the normal. It felt like what it's probably like in the Oscars bathroom,

where everyone's just like, what's up? And my dad's the star. They're like, we got it wrong with Joe Koy. We think we need Danny Burner next year. Let's bring him out, ladies and gentlemen. No, my dad, I was so cool until we get to the court because all he cares about is basketball.

And he's losing his mind. It was actually so cute. And I felt this cool full circle moment where I was like, I've worked really hard. And I felt like it was a way to be like, and he's worked so hard to be my dad. Yeah. And they've sacrificed a lot for me.

He's worked hard for you to work hard. There was work that was had. Yeah. People don't want to work these days, but we did. Yeah, you're fucking ass up and work. Well, let's me ask my mom did most of the work. You're not literally set up the whole evening. But like, we had, it was the first time in a game

that I didn't get distracted, because your feet are on the court. Like, you can feel their weight on the court. Like, you're so close to it. And where, yeah, like, the guy next to me, he was like, just like a bro. And then at one point, he's like, I thought I recognized you, so I sent to my wife and she's a good glist.

And I was like, well, she has incredible taste. Incredible. I feel like I can't go to a basketball game without spending at least one whole period of it being like, and then they make this into an ice skating ring. You know, like every time it blows to my mind, I'm like, and then they can do concerts here too. Isn't that crazy? I'll never get over it. I'm like, but where is the ice? Right

now, where's the ice? Right now, is it melted? You know, like I'm always asking the question. I don't want to know logistics. Like I don't want to know how the sausage is made. I want it to be magical while Disney. Like is it underneath the board? Where is it at this exact moment? Where are you hiding the hockey players? Yeah. Where are they seeing? Where's the ranger's team? Did they sleep here?

So it was just like such a crazy experience and they give you like a handler. So during half time a person comes and they take you back to the restaurant. Oh my God. So like you have a person that's like watching you making sure you guys are good. The problem is I'm wearing my sick fit. And like my dad, incredible guy, not the man that's gonna get the photo, you know? And then

I'm not gonna ask the bro next to me like they kind of tried and then the but there was like a photographer that took like one photo of me sitting there and that was a risk and like a photo was fine. I didn't love it. The angle was like not great. So didn't get the photo, but I wore my outfit. And the people, the feedback was like that. They liked it. Okay, good. They liked it.

You don't remember, because you don't. I don't remember. You don't support women in the artist's room. No, here's the thing, Hannah. I see so many outfits all day. All I do is remember. You remember? And outfits.

Oh, yes, I liked to us. It was a risk. It's not that risky. I mean, you're supposed to wear it with a skirt, but it was raining out. No, I think you're cute. No, it matches the consequences. I will cancel an outfit immediately

with a little bit of weather. You know, we've probably been having the most fashion talks we've ever had. Well, I think this is becoming a fashion ski podcast. becoming a fashion ski podcast. Definitely a fashion ski podcast. I think my favorite thing about when you text me about fashion is you don't talk about it.

You don't say anything and you just send links, links, links. And then I'll say something and you don't acknowledge it. You just link, link, link. So I'm over here deciphering. If you liked it or not, if that's the vibe we're going, is that the direction you're like, I literally can't talk to you. This is my thing with fashion.

When I see it, I know when it works, I don't know how to get there. No, you with fashion, you. No, I'm going through it. You're Ariana Grande and you're just like, and what, like, what a segue. What is it? What do you think?

It's getting backlash. It's getting a lot of backlash. Here's the thing. I love the message, the overall message. You do? Because people are mad about it. That's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the No, I like the overall message of like, and what are you gonna do about it? Like if someone talked shit about you, like, say with your chest, I don't care.

Her specific situation? In context. Yeah, which is important. Yes. Not great. And here's the other thing. Like, you're morphing into your boyfriend and I don't like it.

They look identical. Did you see she went to support him for like this? He is like on every Broadway. Do we not know that he's like the king of Broadway or something? I don't know. I'm not up in that. But he was wearing like the funniest costume with like a little wig. And this is my thing. She likes guys with swag like Mac Miller, Pete Davidson. Right. Sean Paul. No, Sean Paul. Wait, Ariana Grande.. Sean Paul. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no now. Sean Paul or... I'm always going, Sean Paul, I think. I don't even know what his name is.

I love this game. The Squidward. Squidward. The SpongeBob. Yeah. Or many Blanco. Ooh. The question of the century.

No, because I hate to say it, but... What is that? No. What is going? No. What is going on with the console? This is speaking like we, because of our own insecurities, we are this very shallow.

I need to date, man who are like so much better, looking me to feel good about myself. Yeah, but I'd actually beg to differ that you're more shallow than me. Oh, I'm, I'm more, I'm way more shallow than you. You love a good, luckily person. Historically, I love the most good looking guy

and I don't care how bad their personality is. I will milk that till the end. You appreciate. I feel like when you block a, you could do. Ah, you know. With the right jokes. They both have very high voices and I'm like a very voice girl. Like I need a guy with like a baritone.

But he won't go. He's a producer, which is a made up job. Is there a drama though? Like wasn't he really good friends with Justin Bieber? I think he was. But the yes and thing. Yes and is a reference to like improv comedy too. How like when you're doing improv comedy, you're supposed to say, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Have you heard of that?

It's kind of podcasting. If you tell a story and I just end it, then that's not a good conversation. It's like, you have to be yes and then continue for all the improv nerds out there. And then it definitely was very classic to her. I'm coming from high school musical type. It was very theater. Very theater. Like I'm coming from like high school musical type. It was very theater. Very theater. It was giving Juilliard.

I don't think it needed the whole like audience part. I feel like that was kind of corny. Yeah, in the music video. Yeah. I don't, here's the thing. I'm a bad judge. Yeah. Because I think music videos sometimes are like, Oh, cringe.

You don't love a music video. Like I'll take it or leave. No, like in the 90s, there are some TLC music videos that I've lived my life by. Yes, Shakira. I mean, some just great ones. Great one. Like, a child, Christina Aguilera.

Every like early 2000s, it was like, what? Like, what are those things? Fish eye. Yeah, what kaleidoscope are they living inside of? I don't like, what is going on? Yeah. But Yeah, what kaleidoscope are they living inside of? I want it. I want it. What is going on? Yeah, but like now I'm like, okay. Yeah. Put it on TikTok. I don't know. Yeah. Make a TikTok instead. People, I actually do think it's a Bob. Like I think it's catchy. I think it's very catchy. And she is good at like taking drama in her life and then turn like the whole P.D. It's in stuff was iconic all that those songs, but people are basically like we

waited for years and this is the drama you're talking on. Is there something that we don't know? Because I want to come in with a whole heart. I just feel like I'm over this drama. Like I feel like they've it's been happening for like a year. Also, like, they're not going to stay together. Maybe they're, maybe they're soulmates. I think she is continuing the discourse.

She likes the talk. I think she gets bored, but people are upset. Well, she broke up a family, you know, what do we supposed to do? Um... At EQ Bank, our tax-free savings account is all make zero take in zero hassle. Earn 3% tax-free interest all the time, not limited time. With online sign-up that takes minutes, have a TFSA elsewhere,

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And I said, fucking asshole on it. And right when I said it, here's the thing, it's fine because I was talking about myself. So if you're being self-deprecating, it's actually fine. No, but I know how you feel when you say something

that in a certain context would be great, and then you're like, I'm not with those people. Yeah, and I was how you feel when you say something that in a certain context would be great and then you're like I'm not with those people. Yeah, and I was just like sorry Let me rewind there And then I said it again because I couldn't figure out how to explain myself without being like guys Am I being a fucking asshole here? Like I was asking the question You're turning into Ariana Grande.

She's yelling at people on Zoom, cursing people. 10 people and I was like, you tell me if I'm being a fucking asshole. Who's the fucking asshole here, okay? Is there really, there's like no, no, no, Paige, you're not. I freaked out. He's a paraphrase here, but. But it's like me when I did a live TV show that I ended with the word fuck.

Like the whole time was perfect at the very end I said fuck and they just like cut me off. And that's where my career ended. It's hard because like I want to be professional, but also like sometimes I feel like people that try to be really professional. I'm like shut up, be real with me. Like tell me what it like. We haven't been in corporate America for a minute. Thank goodness.

You think goodness. Thank goodness, corporate America is like, thank you. But like, I feel like it's weird to be like writing a certain way all day and then over an email, you have to like use like, I'll email people wild with like, I'm not spelling you in an email. Hannah, I read an email that I text. I'm putting exos.

The other day like, professional. At the Hannah, I read an email that I text. I'm putting that in the other day, like, perfectional. At the end, I said, LOL. It's like, and I'll hit you with an LOL. Oh, cool. I'm not taking the time to be like, thank you so much for this correspondence period. I don't have time.

I was like, no, I can't deft you that. I said, over at Ysr, Y-E-S-S-I-R. Ysr. That's like my love saying, Y, sir. Why ESS IR? Yes, sir. That's like my love thing, yes, sir. Because it's just like, I feel like email now is taxed. Dang. Yeah, well, it's like we're sending little messages. It's just over the computer. And like, if someone says like sincerely, it's like, are we fighting?

No, I think my signature is like exo exo. The gossip crew. Page day. Page day. Also speaking of famous people. Yeah. Chelsea Handler. I didn't know the worst were last night.

This is what I'm talking about when I say the universe. The universe. She couldn't have planned that revenge. The Oscars are kicking themselves. To end it with a little joke. I mean, for her to be like, was that the end when she said my writers? No, I don't know if it was the end,

but I think like to end whatever questioning or drama or a beef, like that was the best little deal. Because she's had a technology. For anyone who doesn't know, she basically said a joke. It killed and then she goes, just want you guys to know, my writers wrote that. Yeah, like thanks for laughing.

Thanks for laughing, my writers wrote that. Yeah, like thanks for laughing. Thanks for laughing my writers wrote it. Which is like just the perfect acknowledgment, but also like not contain, not mean. Not coming for him, just also, any comedian hosting that could have made that same exact joke because it's topical, it could be like people got it.

Yes. Funnier and dare I say more evil, which makes it even more funny, that coming from her. She'll say, Hannah, there's, you know, love in my life. She'll also look great. I was about to say. I think that's probably the best I've ever seen her like.

Her with that green dress. She looks, she's also been just like skiing for the last couple of months, like just skiing with her friends and family. She's glowing, She looks amazing. And she's just so fucking, honestly, it's kind of embarrassing for men right now. Yeah. It's like so embarrassing. It's like, I feel like they've been trying to hold down women because they knew if they

like let us at it, it would be embarrassing. I saw it take time the other day about just like the past year and like the women that crushed it, the women literally kept the economy going. No, it's embarrassing. And like for the, the guy glows, we're not talking about you. And for the boyfriends or husbands who are listening right now,

thank you for being supportive kings. And we're rooting for you. We want you to step it off the lake. No, we're on your side. We want you to be great. We love Chris. We support him. And we're rooting for him.

We're rooting for him every single day. I'm pretty awake up and I go, I hope Chris will cry tonight. I hope Chris will cry tonight. love Chris, we support him. And we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we're we we're we we're we're we we're we we're we we're we we're we we're we we're we we we we're we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we hilarious woman and she's everything and she commented on my photo the other day. But did she die? I wore that you know outfit to the next game and I was texting my friend about it and she goes don't look now but Chelsea Handler commented on your your photo and this is like she said don't look now. Just don't look. Don't look up at this very moment. She goes, I was wondering who stitched your boobies together. And then I remember it was me, your mama. I don't know what it means, but I love it. I have no idea what that means.

And I start freaking out. I go, what do I respond? Like a date. Maybe Chelsea's also doing things in her sleep. I think she does smoke a lot of weed. But the fact that she saw that and goes, I'm gonna comment that and say, I'm your mama. So I go, how do I respond?

I felt like I just started talking to a guy and I want to be cool. And she goes, just do that like emoji of like, you know, like the big guys, like the, like you're kind of crying. Like she's like, always works. And I go, okay, and then I take a risk. I go, trying to keep up with your boobies.

Oh, that's good. No, I think that's good. I think it was fine. I think it was fine. And she didn't respond, but I think it went well., that's good. No, I think that's good. I think it was fine. I think it was fine. And she didn't respond, but I think it went well. But that's fine. Yeah. You would expect you're not going to respond from a response.

No, that would be too much. I would get a restraining order. I don't know why she made me think of this, but I think she looks so good in that green dress. I want us to do that thing like the color analysis. Oh, yeah. I think we could use that. There's my problem with color analysis. Whenever I see it and they go, which one looks better on the person? I'm like, I have no clue. I don't need to go somewhere and have it done.

I think it's a multi-level marketing scheme, but I'm totally open to it. If someone out there is really get a color scheming. No, I will. I need to know. I feel like I've gone too long without knowing my colors scheme. I had. I need to know. I feel like I've gone too long without knowing my color scheme. I had a friend who was obsessed with it like summer, winter, autumn, and I think it's important to do it. I've just seen celebrities and they'll show like pictures of them and their outfits and their makeup before they knew their color analysis. And let me tell you those videos. They get me. So we need to do our color analysis. I think you probably do a Buzzfeed quiz about it. I get it.

I want someone authentic who's been studying color analysis for 25 years. Side note, what's this drama about like, Craig not wearing underwear? Where is the drama? I think someone DM me being like, ask Paige about Craig not wearing underwear. Craig doesn't wear underwear literally ever.

The only time hole put underwear on is sometimes if we go on a plane, but not always. And if he's wearing a tux or like a suit. So this is insane because does doesn't wear underwear either. What jeans? Even what jeans? Yeah.

I'm like, what if there's a fire? Like, he goes, if a fire, what am I going to take my pants off and tie them together? Like, I'm like, I just, what if you accidentally zip up your dick? Yeah. I mean, I don't care, but like, I can't imagine it. I can't imagine it's comfy. I can't imagine it. I can't imagine it's comfy.

I can't imagine it's sanitary. Yeah, they don't wipe their dick after they pee. So it's just kind of like, I mean, I think you're putting a lot of trust in general population to now just come up and punch you square in the dick. That for me would be trouble. Like, boxes would really, I don't know, it keeps it all together.

It keeps it as a united front, I would say. I did see someone talking about like, how when guys walk, like, you have to pick a side of the leg that it's just like hanging on. I mean, have you literally ever Googled a picture of John Ham? Yeah. I should do a daily, yeah, I do. It's my background.

We've like, I would feel so imbalanced. Like not that my labia is perfectly symmetrical, but like, but I feel like men don't even have that. Like, like, I'll freak out if my sleeve of my arm is caught in my jacket. I'm like, I can't move. I'm a gun-bait. You know, like, I feel like they don't notice that shit.

They're like, oh, my dick is tucked into my sock accidentally. Like shoot, you know, like they don't know things. Yeah. Like I don't know if Craig knows if it's uncomfortable or not. You know, like I don't know if he's ever thought about it. It's very weird. No, I don't. Well, so, if you're listening,

if your man does not wear underwear, apparently it's normal. I mean, there are rare times where I'm not wearing underwear. I will never, you will never see me without underwear. I'll go topless. I will never sleep. I never sleep naked. I have sleep naked sometimes. But it's literally only because I've taken a fresh girl shower. I'm a seal. Yeah.

I'm waiting for my lotion to dry. I'm literally so clean. Yeah. And I just like fall asleep. I don't know what it is. Like maybe I have a fat pussy, but like I just need, I just need to be hugged. I don't have time. I need to be like, I need to be pressure. I don't want anyone to be able to just slip anything in it.

I live on the edge. And alone. He looked pretty much single. I was like, we're going to hot yoga. And I was thinking about how I've been evolving. I mean, hot yoga. It's hip-hop yoga not hot. Hip-hop yoga is hot. Sorry. Hip- to hot yoga. And I was thinking about how I've been evolving. I'm into hot yoga.

Wait, is hip hop yoga not hot? Hip hop yoga is hot. Sorry, hip hop hot yoga. It's candle it actually. So it's like 90s degrees. Okay. So wait, that's how they... Wait a minute.

He's all hot yoga. Hip hop? Candled? How are they making? it's all hot yoga. Okay, this is giving like nicks with the ice. I don't fucking know. Well, you said, oh, I went to hot yoga. It's candle lit.

Is that how they're making it hot? No, they're making it hot with like, the repeaters, but I think they have fake candles. Sorry, for a minute, I was like, could I make my own? You have to go in with a torch. You have to hold your own torch. And I'm treasure hunting.

You become Lena McSweeney with the Tiki torches. Anyway, I'm, I'm doing yoga. And yoga, there's always some people are like really into it. Some people are in everyone as their own journey. When I love what the class is, it's dark. So like no one's judging. You can't see yourself. There's no mirrors. Like you're just in your zone. Yeah. And still I do this moment where they're like okay breathe in and everyone let it out. And someone's just like just screamed. Just screamed. And I feel like a couple years ago I would have been like okay I'm

calling the police. it's so weird. But I literally went. You're in your 30s now, you're like, I love this person. They love her. Say it louder. Say it again. I said, whatever they're going through,

I want to be involved. And I realized how I've evolved where before I'd get like cringerm bears of something. And this person just was like, in the moment and like breathing out and just living their best life and in that moment I was like that's the kind of person I want to be. Have you ever screamed into your pillow? No, I'll punch my pillow

That's so funny that I said that because I was home the one time in my brother I don't know how we got on the subject and he was like, just screaming to your pillow. And I was like, what? And he was suffocating myself. And he was like, you've never just like gotten so mad. And I was like, that I screamed into my pillow. No, I was like, have you? And he was like, well, I've punched my pillow. And I go, go to therapy, you 36 year old man.

I'm not just running home screaming into my pillow. How, hold on one second, you go punch my bill. I did it not too long ago. Punching or screaming? Screaming. Life changing. I live recommend 10 out of 10. Let it out, honey, let it out. Well, and all those reality shows about like celebrities

that are like undrugs. They go through therapy and they always put them into like destroy room, destruction room where they like cry and they're just like, breaking glasses and shit. I think as a tennis player, we break our rack. It's a lot like when I'm mad, I wanna throw something once, only once.

I think I gotta fight with a boyfriend. And I threw my own phone. I broke. And I've my own phone. I mean broke. And I've never done that. Yeah, it was very out of character for me. Yeah, I was like, why would you break your own shit? I can't even.

I never throw in something at someone. I mean, I have to. I've never thrown something at someone, but I threw my own shit like I was pissed. I think you know what happened? It like bounced off the couch and like hit something. I don't know if I've ever broken anything in like anger in like a fight with someone or I've had to have thrown

something out of way from time. You were so silly. I'm just like, I literally can't even think or tell me. I'm definitely throwing something. So we give throwing stuff that Australian Open is on. Oh yeah. Which we're very into. I'm watching it all day. It's on ESPN at night.

It's on 10th channel in the mornings if you have 10th channel. And I'm just very into it. The outfits are not it ever. Really. Yeah, just not like, it's just not, but it's fun. Not at the Australian. Sabelanka looks great.

She has this like red outfit on. But it's nice to just have in the background while I work and stuff like that. It's very regal. It's very regal. It's very regal. There is something good on, I think Apple Plus or Amazon or Hulu, I can't remember, there's too many. It's called the Barbie and Ken Murders.

Oh my God. And it's just like really handsome guy who marries this blonde girl. And he's just like murdering women and then she, we find out that he's like hiding the woman in the basement and then we find out that she kind of, Mary and I have been involved in it, but she like tells the police it's him

and then I fell asleep. Oh gosh, Anna, it's called what? Ken and Barbie, sorry, what Ken and Barbie murder? What's the year that this is like the 90s? Oh, okay. There's something like 90s murder dogs that are fucking slapped. That's why I asked. There's something more gruesome in the area about a 90s murder

dog than like 2014. I'm like, okay. Yeah, because I think 90s, they could get away with a lot in the 90s. Like the internet wasn't good. People didn't have phones. But they had enough footage, we're like an 80s murder, I'm like, is this made up? Right.

Like I haven't seen any film. So 90s is like really fucking good. Oh God. So we're watching that. And then I do, I haven't watched up in Heimer. I haven't watched Flower Moon, which sounds like what I call my pussy. I just don't have it in me for like two and a half months. No, I can't watched Flower Moon, which sounds like what I come up with. I just don't have it in me for like two and a half months.

No, I can't. That's like going L.A. You might as well go to L.A. with Common. I literally, I'll take a nap. I'll take a freaking nap. I have this weird habit where I'm like on the weekends falling asleep at like five p.m. to wake up at like nine and be like fully awake. Hannah, we're so on the same wavelength because that's been happening to me like 11 p.m. I'm like,

let's go to the gym. Maybe now I should open all the Amazon packages of things I bought that I don't need. Right. And then people think something happened to you because I didn't answer my phone from like four to nine. So then I'm like all up in my phone, then I'll jacked up. And it's bad. Like, why can't I just fall asleep at 11? I don't know, because you, I don't know. Because you don't even take like an edible. Like I know that's why my sleep is fucked up.

Like I do it to myself and I'm like, why can't I sleep, God? And it's like, I don't know because you're putting the remote in the refrigerator. You dumb fuck. Nicole, our Lord and Savior, said that he takes half a child's melatonin. I, okay, there's, because I took a full melatonin

and my mom called the police. I slept for 13 hours. I think drugs are bad, but melatonins at the top of my fucking lungs are a piece of cake. I thought it 13 hours. I think drugs are bad, but melatonins at the top of my fucking life are a piece of shit. I thought it was supposed to be like a melatonin. They preach it, like it's very subtle and like natural. I feel like it's from the black web.

My mom. Literally was like, do you have to go to rehab? Yeah. You're addicted to melatonins. That's one day, she kept calling me and I was like, I'm so asleep, but she's like, I'm worried about you. Oh my god, you were like addicted to prescription drugs. Like, oh, hey, that's just like, I'm so asleep. But she's like, I'm more of a guy. She probably thought you were like addicted

to prescription drugs. Like, and I was just saying, I'm proud. Yada, gah, no. Again, for the fourth day to roll. I don't do drugs, because I really believe in a past life I had a drug problem. Okay. I don't smoke cigarettes or do cocaine or do that stuff,

because I know that I'd be the best drug king pain. I'd be, like, I don't, I do shit to the fullest. Yeah. So I've never even touched it. Like I drink like seven Gatorade zeros a day. Like I have to do our past lives shit. Yeah, so we have to do the past lives. Also speaking about the drugs,

the lemme stuff from Cornic Red action, and it's great. And I had one of the lemme sleep ones. And it made me laugh. No, they did. If you want to get rid of a day, that is an easy way. Don't eat. You're so only supposed to eat two.

Yeah. Of like each thing. Yeah. I've not been to it. Are you like snacking on the whole? Well, are you like just like, sometimes I'm like, whatever. If I have four, it's I'm going to kill me. Could you like the taste?

Yeah. That's like me college. Like the deep bloat ones. I'm like, oh, if I have four, it's I'm gonna kill me. Did you like the taste? Yeah. Okay, so that's like me and college. I got like the deep bloat ones. And I'm like, oh, what's gonna happen? The problem is, is she has like, the one that's good for your pussy. Mm-hmm. It's like a pineapple one.

Then she has the deep bloat ones and the sleep ones. And they sent me three of them. The sleep ones, a very similar color to the deep bloat ones. Yes, they are. I accidentally put in my mouth, the sleep one, realizing that moment, this is the sleep one. And start now. And he hit it out, and does is like,

what are you doing? I almost drug myself. It's not like you want to. It's not that strong. It's not that strong. We're just gonna develop narcolepsy in the next 20 minutes and fall asleep in the kitchen. The point I have shit to do, I can't eat a melatonin.

It's not that strong. No, I'm really pure. I know you are. I'm really pure. I'll have a whole milk latte and like, no, I know you're pure. Bash my heart against the wall. I used to tell everyone.

I can't even drink sweet tea. Yeah, I'm like, don't you ever offer her a hit of that jewel. She has baby lines. I don't even know how to take a hit of that jewel. She has baby lives. I don't even know how to take a hit of jewel. No, I know. Okay. Okay. You're done.

Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We are getting like in-depth celebrities, which is like a new like, you know, pull back the curtain. No, we're at the other side. Is Hollywood being a mad at know, pull back the curtain. We are. No, we're literally Hollywood. Can you imagine us? We are the Illuminati. We're the Illuminati.

Watch out, Scientology. Wait, can you tell me if either of us gets approached by the Illuminati, we have to tell the gigglers. Are you kidding? Of course. Would you be jealous if they come to me first? Yeah. I'd be like, first hailey Bieber now this. You think I'm the evil one. You guys didn't come to me first. Yeah, I'd be like, I'd be like, first hailey beaver now this.

You'd be like, I'm the evil one. You guys didn't come to me. You leave the podcast and you're like, I feel like it's gonna fuck up. It's just like it's not fair. I just, I could kill someone. You know I'd be good at it. You know it would be so bad.

You know it would be so bad. You know it would be so bad. You know, it would be so mad. Craig. So mad. Craig would be like, for me too. If you got approached to Luminati and you couldn't tell him he finds out later.

It's so easy to choose Craig. His biggest dream is to be in the CIA or be like a special secret fucking spy. Even though he cannot keep his mouth closed. So he's like, I'm going to get someday and like recruited and like no one's gonna know. So like, I'll just fuck with him and everywhere we go and I'll just be like, I'm in the CIA.

And it's like not real obviously because it's so upset. You just look at your phone and you go, you go, you go, I have to go to mom. Sorry, can't tell you. I need to know. I need to know. I need to influence a tripping mom. Sorry. Washington needs me. Wait, look, I just got a DM from Joe Biden.

Joe Biden. Okay, we love you. We love you, silly. We love you guys. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. you