Giggly Squad - Giggling about Montana Boyz, alligators, and nudes

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

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My glorious little gigglers. Some admin. Some housekeeping. Housekeeping, if you will, if we knew how to do it. Yeah. We are officially announcing our fall tour dates. Our 2024 Giggly Squad club giggly. We're calling it club giggly.

Because we don't want to go to a club. No. We don't want to go out. No. But this is... If you're going to gonna go out you want to be sitting the whole time sitting the whole time So this is club Giggly, but think of it as like basically the girls bathroom of a club where you feel safe Yeah, but buzzed. Yes, and there's not a straight man in the vicinity and if they are they're getting eviscerated we're calling a club Giggly and in the vicinity. And if they are, they're getting eviscerated.

We're calling it Club Giggly, and we're so excited. It's going to be a whole new show if you've been to our previous shows. It's going to be a whole new show on the road and all new locations and coming back to other locations too. We're going to like 8,000 cities. We're finally going to Florida. I mean, thank god.

It's going to go-sale on Wednesday. You know how you can Google your birthday and then what happened in Florida on that day that's so crazy? I can't wait to see who gets arrested the day the gigglies go out. Just like what's the news story that day? What man gets bit by an alligator. Yeah. Alligators are crazy. People don't talk about... Allig alligator? Yeah. Alligators are crazy. Yeah. People don't talk about. Alligators? Yeah.

It's so, we're so brainwaved. Because I was actually talking about alligators this weekend because there was like a lawn gnome in the shape of an alligator and I thought that it was real. And I was like, that just like. Lawn gnome is so Charleston coded. So Charleston.

Lawn gnome. Well, if it's not an actual gnome, what is it? Like a lawn statue? I call all things on the lawn that are gnomes. It's all a gnome. Did you know that when alligators are killing you, they spin you around? Who told you that and why? Craig told me.

That's the most dude shit I've ever... Chris is like nodding. He's all pumped up now. Yeah, they twirl you around. Yeah, it's called, what is it called? Like the death spiral or something. And I was like, okay. Could've lived without knowing that.

They bring you to the bottom of the water and they spin you around and that's how you die. Bite off my head like someone with fucking empathy. Go to therapy. The things that gators with fucking empathy. Go to therapy It's like okay guys, it's a bit dramatic you have crazy teeth just bite us You don't have to do a whole performance art. No, I'm like team sharks They're like chomp and see ya they're like I have things to do sometimes like they'll just bite you and they will don't even care to kill you. They're just like, ooh that didn't taste good. They also like can't see so they're probably like sorry. I didn't know.

They're like oh my god I'm gluten-free I'm so sick. I'm so beyond sorry. And I return this. Imagine you get bit by a shark and it throws it up. It's just like ew. Take your leg back you vegan. It's like you didn Take your leg back you vegan Enjoy my fucking flesh like you're like Anyways alligators are like on my fucking list on on that note

There's this kick-off going around with how we got from the tour to being killed She's like your only job was to promote the tour and was like, I have to get something off my chest mid-announcement of the tour. What are you doing? No one's really getting to me these days. There's this TikTok meme, like, if you could just say something weird, like, no one would judge you say it. Say the weird thing. So I've actually been into this, so I'll wait and see. One girl, she started talking about dinosaurs.

Did you see this one? She was like, all we actually know about dinosaurs are the bones and she's like we don't know that they looked like dinosaurs and she showed like this crazy Skeleton and how it would look at as a dinosaur and she goes but if it had fur and feathers It looks like this and it was a literal rabbit and she was like all dinosaurs potentially could have been like adorable Just like furry creatures that could have been like adorable just like furry creatures that were making look like these insane animals.

Like monstrous animals that are like mean. Yeah, like for example. It could have been like a giant bunny is actually like a T-Rex. Like just a bunch of Teletubbies running around. That's a great way to describe it. Like think of like a bear. Yeah.

Like it's adorable. So they don't know if they have fur or not, like they're just like, oh we don't think they do. Well apparently there's been some studies thinking that there may have been feathers back in the day. I think there was. So like they could have been like. I love a feather moment.

They could have had a fucking boa and like gorgeous in fashion. I mean have you ever seen an ostrich? Just like stunning. Yes, so I think like there's gonna be a time when we're all dead and they'll look back at our skeletons and they're gonna assume that we all looked like dinosaurs when it's like no, we have...

Long hair. Long hair. I don't have my hair red. You guys don't even know about it. I'm copper cowboy. By the way, I think I'm going more red. I want you to. But I'm nervous,

cause my hairdresser told me not to bleach it, but I think I might just go rogue. Like bleach to go red. See I'm so bad when it comes to like dyeing your hair I know like if you're a brunette and you want to be blonde you have to bleach it but since the red is dark it won't take to what your dark hair you have to go lighter for it to like be a little more red I think I'm gonna balayage it okay and if you don't know what balayage is, good for you. No, but like good for you, like you shouldn't have to know what balayage is.

Also saying balayage makes me wanna punch myself in the face. I was scared that you were gonna say spell balayage because I actually started to sweat. Speaking of. We love talking all things girly, so we're so excited to be partnering with L'Oreal Lash Paradise. I'm obsessed with their mascara,

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Like this is what I use. I was gonna say, as a connoisseur of mascara because I Couldn't use mascara for so long when I used to get eyelash extension Can we talk about your last journey? Did you like the process of fake lashes? Nah, I would never go back. I mean I would never go get a lash extension. You'd have to Literally kidnap me in the middle of the night to get a lash extension I remember the first time I saw you without fake lashes, and I thought you looked so elegant and regal.

It's very freeing. But you really, I was like, oh my God, she has the prettiest almond-shaped eyes, where sometimes when people put the fake stuff- It changes the shape of your eye. My mom always said, put a little lip and a little mascara, and that's all you need. No, it's so true, and now that like clean girl aesthetic is kind of out,

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just noticed is you don't do a bottom lash. No. You don't do mascara on the bottom ever? No. You need to start. I have abnormally like humblebrag really long curly lower lashes so if I put it on it like gets all over my face. We're split down the middle with this one then. I just think it adds a little something extra. Can you tell I don't have it on the bottom? Yeah. So how long has this been a thing? How long have you been like,

I'll tell her one day that this is pissing me off. Honestly, this is the first time I really noticed it. I feel like you really can do a full makeup look with just your eyes and feel put together for the day. If it's clumpy, I will start pulling it off. Yeah, no. And like, I used to go to school with mascara on in the morning, and then by the end of the day there'd be no mascara on because I'd been picking my eyes all day.

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No! So one of my girlfriends in college taught me, you just put it there and then you close it, so you're not brushing it. Yeah, and you've done it ever since. You can wear it for like 24 hours and I'm not a touch-up girl. Like I'm not trying to touch up.

Right, well that's the only thing I don't touch up. The mascara. Yeah. Yeah. I'm obsessed with it. Me too. And I do think like there's some days I do not want to put foundation, I do not want to put lipstick,

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especially my eyeshadow and my mascara and just like my eye look in general, so obsessed. The interview with the Montana boys, I did not anticipate to have the kind of cultural like traction that it... I loved every second of it I was glued to my TV. I think I'm gonna put one more out but I do have to say before I interviewed them I felt this giddiness that I haven't felt before an interview before with celebrities yeah and like just a lot of their teams, I'll send like 50 questions. And then they'll come back with like seven that are like,

what do you eat for breakfast? And I'm like, I'll make this funny. That's my job. Their team was like, ask them anything. And I was like, anything? And they were like, yeah, we'll just check it right before. I felt this high. I haven't felt any, like a child playing.

You felt like Barbara Walters interviewing like Whitney Houston or something. She's like, I don't do crack. Crack is wack. So I get there and they're young and they look like they just got off the bus from a college game. No, they're young. How old are they? They were giving, 18. Like 24. They're like right out of college. Like as, I hate to say this, but like 11 year olds in New York are smoking crack. Yeah.

So like in Montana, like they're an 11 year old New Yorker. Okay yeah. Like an 11 year old New Yorker, low key, all across the street. I'm scared. Like he just started eating sushi. Like this year. He actually didn't know what sushi was when he said it out loud. He thought I was just going to agree with him.

Like a group of 12 year old boys and like one has a bike and one has a scooter. If there's construction workers on the other side of the street, I'd rather go to the construction workers. Like I'm crossing the street. No, I mean the kids are juuling at like seven years old in New York and they're like on the subway like yelling at people. Yeah, they're like fucking move. But no, they were so sweet, so nice. And I think the videos, people were confused, like are they dumb? Are they like in on the joke?

And I think that's the beauty of art. Yes. We will never. Never know. It's like the Mona Lisa, is she smiling, is she not? That's for you to figure out. I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know.

But I was messing with them after and they were like dying laughing. I, this is like a, this is such a Paige like thing. I'm watching the video and I couldn't stop staring at their jeans. I was like, I haven't seen jeans like that. I feel like on a guy in a while. Like I felt like. Like tight?

No, I just felt like it's like where my dad gets jeans. Do you know what I mean? Like my dad will come home with like four pairs of jeans and it like altogether was $12. And I'm like, where do you get these jeans? My favorite line was actually not captured on camera. And I think they were joking, but we did it in front of a Trader Joe's

and he was like, who's Joe? What's Trader Joe's? And I was like, wait, you guys are so fucking cute. Because I was like, we live such different lives. And that's what I love about interviews. I love men like that for the girls, because manipulation is so easy. It's like they don't even know what's going on.

So I love that for them. I love taking them on this emotional manipulative journey of what am I going to say next. And manipulative journey of like, what am I gonna say next? And I think they were scared, but they were like such good sports, they were hilarious, and so I'm a fan. Of the Montana Boys. I'm a fan of the Montana Boys. Very differently.

I had an interview with Jennifer Lopez, which has not aired yet. Is just iconic in itself. Also great outfit. I styled, I did it myself. Yeah, you looked really good. I did it myself. Well, it's with the brand Intimissimi, which is this Italian brand.

I'll give you guys the like play-by-play. So I'm going in every day though. I'm pretty nervous. And, cause this is like, this is like, this is pretty big. I would say you're, okay this is my question. Were you more or less nervous to interview J.Lo or Jennifer Lawrence? I was so nervous with Jennifer Lawrence

and the Jonas Brothers cause they were also very early on. Where like I still was like, why are they letting me do this? Like I thought they were gonna be like, hey can you remove her? So now I almost felt like I was moving to the next level of professionalism where I'm like, I've done this, I can do it. I know what I'm doing. I was nervous just that things could go wrong

and JLo would be like. Well she's an A-list celebrity. Yeah, and then also that it just wouldn't be that good of an interview and it's like, okay so you wasted this great opportunity with JLo. You wasted Jennifer Lopez's time. Which I... Nobody wants to do.

Nobody wants to do. She has movies to make. She has movies, documentaries, books. She's got shit to do. So I, we get in, I just get an Uber like a normal day and it's on like 14th Street something at the Intimissimee store. And as we're driving up, it's like all those documentaries where there's just crowds of people, like across the street, crowds of people in front of it,

and then like a lane. Like, did they know it was for her? That's the thing about New Yorkers, I feel like some people do, but then New Yorkers, if they see a crowd, they'll just stand there. Yeah, I never get that. I think half the New Yorkers are just like, let's see what happens.

You know you can like hire people to stand in line for you? you like line holders for like clubs and stuff to make it look more popular No, like it. Yeah, like a sample sale or like they like exclusive whatever's in New York you can like hire people to like wait line like a what's that dance that people do that's like they'll a flash mob Did I just do that? Because never once in our friendship have we ever spoken about flash mob. I don't think we've used them separately together. We've never said it.

No, flash mob. I've never even seen one in real life. Do you know when flash mobs were trending where like if you didn't get proposed to with a flash mob, like he didn't love you? I feel like, I feel like if you and flash mobs were trending, where like if you didn't get proposed to with a flash mob, like he didn't love you. I feel like, I feel like that would be like a day of torture. Like if I'm just walking down the streets of New York City and all of the sudden I'm in the middle of a flash mob,

I'd actually start crying. I'd be like, I hate men in the arts. I'd be the worst at a flash mob, because I'd be like, I'd be like forgetting. I was like, you've one job and you can't remember the fucking moves. So the worst part about it is like there's tons of people. Any parks, obviously where I'm going in, which is the store. And I realize, oh no, everyone's going to think that I'm JLo and that I'm going to

disappoint a ton of people, which is like what I've done my whole childhood. And it's just like going to re-trigger all my past trauma. So So I'm like okay. How do we get out of this car and avoid? apologize Like how would JLo not get out of the car so I like put out my like foot And I'm like, oh, that could be J.Lo's foot. I don't know. It's just a foot. J.Lo doesn't have these calves. J.Lo didn't fucking play tennis.

She just had these calves. So I literally, and immediately I kind of roll out and just like turn into the crowd. Like I just did not want that moment where people went, oh, like I don't think I would have recovered. Like my- I would have never recovered. So I was just like, I wanted to be like a publicist.

Like, you don't know I'm there. I'm just, so I like be like a publicist like you don't know I'm there. I'm just so I like literally like Crawl out like Gollum, and I'm just like walking in And then I walk in and it's like there's no other people doing press I think like Vogue was there which I don't know they just said like I don't think it was Anna Wintour They just said Vogue, but I know where they were what the V what the Vogue energy was. And all the people there were Italian. And everyone's, it smells good, everything's beautiful. So immediately I'm like, I have to tell everyone

I'm half Italian. You have to. That's part of being Italian, is if you meet someone else who's Italian, you have to be like, hey, I'm also Italian. So they're speaking like in an Italian accent. And I like come up to this group and I'm like, hey guys, just want you to know, I'm half Sicilian. I'm good here. The they're speaking in an Italian accent. And I come up to this group and I'm like, hey guys, just want you to know I'm half Sicilian.

The family, we're family. I know what's going on. I support the movement. And they were laughing. And I was like, OK. I'm going to go upstairs. And her manager and agent from the documentary are just sitting at this cafe they have upstairs.

Did you watch her documentary? Yes. I've watched everything. I've watched everything with J-Lo. Well, because you're a good reporter you literally you do your research and also I've seen every documentary ever son ever Well, I've watched hers multiple time her halftime one, but they're sitting there And I'm like really excited cuz I'm like that's the agent yeah They're talking about serious things and then I realize people are just watching there's a huge window watching the crowd waiting for Jen Sergeant huge window watching the crowd waiting for Jen. Sorry Jen. J-Lo.

J-Lo to come. And then I'm like, this is crazy. Then I realized I can stand. We're all just admiring this crazy thing. And then they were like, okay, hair and makeup, she's here. And everyone's like, huh. And she walks out and it was crazy. Does she glow?

Yeah, well she was wearing this gorgeous pink dress. Pink David Colman dress, yeah I've seen that. She had her typical JLo like Ray-Ban type things and like she was smi- and then she looks up and I waved because I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know what to do. She waved back. I go, oh she waved to me. And I'm like, you're about to interview her. JLo waved. JLo waved. She waved. I go, she saw me and everyone's like, shut the fuck up. And I'm like, I'm Italian. And then, so I'm thinking they were like, she might have to do like hair makeup when she gets in like we don't know just I was Like dude my whole day is reserved for JLo. I will sit here for eight hours. Whatever you guys need Also, I'm sweating because I was wearing this really nice like cashmere sweater. They gave me, but it was hot out

Yeah, and I'm about to every day. It was gray. Yes, so they were like hey Can we switch out your top? Oh. And I was like, that would actually be amazing. Like they were so nice about it, but they were like, you're not gonna interview JLo looking like that. Oh my God.

They're like, you look like you pissed your pits. Wait, imagine if JLo was like, mm, I'm not gonna be on camera. She turns out to be so hot. She's like, is this the best we could do? Is she okay? She's like, who booked Hannah? And someone's like Is she okay? She's like, who booked Hannah? And someone's like, I did.

She's like, great, you're fired. So I'm like, okay, and they're like, don't worry, she's coming, but she's not gonna immediately be ready. So everyone's been waiting for her to come, right? I go to switch my shirt. As I'm switching my shirt, she's walking in. Oh my god.

So I kind of missed, but I was hiding from her so she wouldn't see. And then I'm, with celebrities, I'm such a little bitch. Like you know some people are just normal. Like next thing you know they become best friends with them. I'm not that person. I'd rather have no interaction than possibly. Have a weird one.

I don't want to assume that you want to talk to me ever. So I'm immediately staying out of the way and someone had to literally grab me and be like, you are want to talk to me ever. Right. So I'm immediately like staying out of the way and someone had to literally grab me and be like, you are here to talk to her. And I was like, are you sure she's ready? And she basically was like, let's go, right now, let's go. So immediately I go up and of course I like, I look at her and go, I was born in the Bronx.

Which first of all, it is true. I lived there in Riverdale for two years, then moved to Park Slope. But this is the thing. You're like, I also enjoy an orange drink. This is the thing. You think, with a normal person, I wouldn't go up to you.

If I was just meeting you, I wouldn't immediately be like, oh, I also like to wear shoes. You're like, I don't care. Like, I don't care. So she probably deals with this all day. So immediately I'm like, wear shoes. You're like, I don't care. Like, I don't care. So like, she probably deals with this all day. So immediately I'm like, OK, we're sorry. But she was like, oh. Nice.

I'm like, there was a cool gold star. You didn't give her something to follow up with. No. And then she was like, what hospital? Because people don't treat celebrities like humans. We're just like, ah. But I also, I was trying to be like, look, we're both from New York City.

I have a fat ass. Nothing's gonna, let's fucking vibe, bitch. Let's go. You're like, my husband has an accent. And then I look at her and I go. Which now I'm saying it out loud, I realize. I look at her and I just go, are you tired? No.

Cause I'm trying to be like, we're girls. We're girls. But then I realize. And did she say yeah? Did she think that I was saying she looked tired? Which is the meanest thing you could do to someone. No, you literally offended you. I go, are you tired?

Cause you look like shit. No. But I go, are you tired? And she kind of looks at me and I was like, you've been fucking everywhere. That's the first question I ask all these celebs. Cause you know, like they're in London yesterday. No, that's a great question.

I like to just stop and pause and be like, let's take a moment. How do you do it? When's the last time you napped? It's like Killian Murphy who went on a whole speech about how he just sleeps and I was like, thank you Yeah, but she just was like no, I feel good. And I was like, that's what J. Lo would say Yeah, that's that's and then she was saying she was like dancing She was like I've been dancing all the time and I was like as J. Lo would

And she has like three kids. Yeah. Two or three kids. And it was funny, I was watching her watch her Intimissimee campaign that was like playing. Yeah. And she like made a comment about something. And I'm like, oh my God, she's just human. What? She was like judging herself. What does she smell like?

I mean, it's- Like is it a sweet scent or is it more of like a men's cologne like sexy scent? No, for sure sweet. For sure sweet. But I also was like, I was a little blacking out out like I wasn't aware of my surroundings what was going on I was just like put sentences together, but she was like immediately Like cool good. I I immediately like felt good. Yeah, you felt okay, so we went in and I'm gonna post the first video today and She was like talkative so I go in assuming like they don't want to be here

And they don't want to talk to me, and how do I make the most of it? Yeah. That's a great head space to be in. Yeah. Cause it's like I'm ready for... I know that everyone hates me here. I'm ready for the worst. Under promise, over deliver.

And also I just dealt with the Montana boys who like did not form a full sentence the whole time, but it was hilarious. So I asked her like some broad questions and she was just going on Oh good Like talking and I think her team was even like excited like that she seemed passionate about it And then towards the end I actually was trying to wrap it up like I was like I've taken enough of this woman's time Yep, and she was like adding on to it. Was she funny? She was she was I feel like I was making her laugh Yeah, like I told her I wear granny granny panties and when she's she reacted how you would react She was like, oh, I can't believe you told Jennifer

Lopez knows that my friend Hannah burner exclusively Where's granny panties and then she was like why won't you wear a thong and then I I like froze cuz I have my reasons Right, but I don't want to get into it. J. Lo appropriate I go well I have a big butt like you and I don't want to be like f. But are they JLo appropriate? So then I go, well, I have a big butt like you, and I don't want to be like flapping around. And she goes, not to each their own.

Like she basically said that. And I was like, okay. Is that why you don't wear a thong? No, no, no. I just like, I was like, what does flapping even mean? Made my labia flaps. You panicked. you panicked. You were like, oh my, I just...

But you know what I try to say, it's about the vibes. People remember what you say, they remember how you make them feel. And hopefully I made her feel safe and welcome. With me bringing up granny panties. I asked her a lot about confidence and aging. Because if you think about it, a lot of women by the time they turn 50, do you remember the Amy Schumer sketch?

Your last fuckable day? No. No. It's one of the greatest sketches ever. Everyone go on YouTube. It has Julie Dreyfuss, two other people who are amazing are in it. Like an SNL skit or just like a?

I think Tina Fey's in it. And it was on Amy Schumer's show. And she basically was like, oh, what are you guys up to? And they're all having, they're at a picnic and they were like, oh, we're celebrating her last fuckable day. And Amy Schumer was like, what? And they were like, yeah,

she now is gonna get roles for like, you know the mom or like the sad neighbor. Like they were just talking about like. And how old? And I think she like turned like 40 or something yeah like 35 and she was like oh I'm so excited to not have to like be fuckable anymore, and it's it's an amazing yeah, cuz that's so But that's why I think like we have to give kudos to J. Lo were like J. Lo's squash that narrative so much were like

J. Lo is all is will always be a sex symbol. And so many times the industry really wants old women to disappear. Absolutely. From the news, to comedy, to models. Once you get older, please disappear. There's really only six, I feel like really famous actresses that are in their 60s and 70s that still like work.

Yeah. Like they picked one, they're like, we'll stick with you forever until you die. I mean there's been this recent amazing surge of like Jamie Lee Curtis and the woman from Everything Ever Were All At Once. She's, she won like the Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

And Michelle, can you tell me who she is? Michelle Pfeiffer. No. I love Michelle Pfeiffer, I don't know why. But traditionally, especially in old Hollywood, they would take women to the back of the barn. What? And just kill them.

Kill them. No. When they were done using them like horses. Shut up. Obviously I'm joking. That's why I was like, wait, are you talking, legit telling me about someone's murder? I was like, what documentary are you watching?

But basically, once you were a certain age, entertainment wanted nothing to do with you. So I just- No, people should give J.Lo, I always think of it, and I feel like sometimes people don't think of it this way. Okay, people are getting mad at J.Lo sometimes. She's always doing her thing. She loves herself, whatever, she's a Leo.

People don't give her credit for how long she's been famous. Like to be able to sustain that type of celebrity from your 20s to your 50s, that's a lot of work. That's a lot of anxiety. And also I think people are missing the point of the documentary. Ben Affleck has this amazing point where he's just like alcohol. Sometimes Jennifer acts like addicted to

the attention and the likes and the views and I try to tell her like just like alcohol it doesn't cure the problem right it's you have to love yourself and it was fucking heavy. Wait, Ben. I feel like he just spoke to my soul. But like everyone can understand where you're like it stems from you not feeling good enough that you constantly need Affirmation from other people and it's like yeah, that's not a reason to hate someone right and also like let's not forget She's the first latina woman to ever make a million dollars in a film like to do that wait That's insane to do that you have to be delusional Yeah, you have to be like I'm like you have to have that attitude. Yeah, she paved the way for so many fucking people so no that's Selena movie

I feel like I still watch that like once a year. Yeah, also the fashion Also, shout out to Selena. Yeah, I mean we didn't know we were weren't even like born we weren't born but Yeah, I feel connected to her. Yeah So no someone I don't feel connected to who don't say Jojo see what? I just have a few things Siwa. Taylor Swift. I just have a few things to say about Taylor Swift's album. Can you please do a compliment sandwich? First of all, the amount of work she had to put in

to put out a double album. I mean, the woman doesn't sleep. She must just be work, work, work, work, work. And I love when she speaks her truth. I truly, truly do. I love that it's getting so much praise. I love that her fans are so excited. I'm most excited that her fans are so excited.

But Kimberly Noelle Kardashian is my Lord and Savior. They could never make me hate her. They could never make me hate her. We're also trying to figure out if one of them's a giggler or they're both gigglers. Who, Taylor or Kim? Kim, if you're a giggler, give us a sign. It's honestly none of our business,

but I will say this. True, it's not our business how you spend your time listening to podcasts. Taylor, make a song about anyone you want. Spill the fucking tea, do whatever you want. The one line that your daughter's gonna come home singing this song and we're both gonna know it's about me, because I've been so emotional lately, all I could think about was like, okay, so now when North goes to school and every girl in her school in the

fourth fucking grade is talking about the Taylor Swift album all she's gonna know is that Taylor Swift hates her mom and probably hates her and like hates that family and that made me so sad. The Italian side of us is like oh don't get family involved yeah yeah it was like I don't know if like you needed to say the one sentence about her daughter. But I do have to say Taylor like Italians does not forget mission forget No, and that and I am not mad about that. I'm not mad about a little bit like someone Let's say like you know when someone's abused in a way and then the person Responds to the abuse and everyone gets mad at how they responded to the abuse, but yeah Like you felt abused yeah, everyone's living in their own like narrative

Yeah, everyone's and that's that's living in their own narrative of everyone's, and that's what Taylor talks about, how she's the villain in other people's stories. But yeah, that was a fucking, I felt it. And I'm so for calling someone out who did something wrong to you, and all of America thought it was one way, and you being like, actually,

let me drop some knowledge on you, I love that. But when it brings in a child, I got like, I was like, ugh. Did Kim respond in any way? I don't think so. No. I've had situations in my past where like, aren't we mad at Kanye? Aren't we always?

But sometimes it's like, let's focus on the men. Let's not forget. And I'm sure there's so much more to it. I don't even know what they're fighting about still. I actually literally don't know what they're still fighting about or what even. I do. Just the Grammy thing.

It started with that. But it started with that. And that's when she was like, I haven't been wanting to be a part of this narrative for so long. And then Kanye was like, I asked her for permission to put this in the song and Taylor actually said no But then they lied and said that she said yes, right? So she said yes, but he didn't tell her that he was gonna call her a bitch in the song It said I made that bitch famous and they put out a recording and it never showed her saying yes to that

But it was her being like, oh, yeah, that's awesome. Thanks for telling me So that's her whole thing of like they skewed the narrative and made me seem like a monster then Taylor Swift basically got canceled like her whole career was over Taylor Swift is over party Taylor Swift some manipulative fit we hate Taylor It's like the pain that was caused yeah, probably insane, and then but you understand, but then like with Kim like she's But then with Kim, she's supporting her husband. Not anymore, clearly. So I feel like the beef needs to get settled.

I also squash that beef. But I do have to say no one owes, if Taylor doesn't want an apology, that's another thing too. Right, and I'm not saying Taylor didn't, shouldn't have said that whole song about Kim. Like, she couldn't make a song, like, about anyone, like, telling them to fuck off, and I love that energy. But it was just made me feel sad for the kids.

I would argue the K-I-M and Thank You Amy, a little too on the nose. I mean, she could've just done a K. Why didn't she just do K? Or she could've just done the song, and it was called Thank You Amy Yeah, like cuz people already knew cuz in the song too and she's like, oh I didn't add any discerning factors Yeah, just your name

But the overall concept of the song I think all of us can take with us Yeah, like did you like listen to it listen to it? No, I listen to it on the plane Basically, it's fucking crazy. Like the whole album you listen to? I listen to it? No. I listen to it on the plane. Basically, it's fucking crazy. Like the whole album you listen to? I listen to a lot of it. Wow. Because I was on planes all, I got sick. I'm fucking planes all week.

I don't even want to hear it, Hannah, because every time I call you out for something insane, like taking a shit in the middle of a bodega or wearing Delta headphones, a week later, it happens to me. It literally, no. I can't control the universe. I can't control the karmic forces. It literally, I get to the airport

and I'm just like, there's no way. There's literally no way I don't have my headphones or my backup headphones. You forgot both headphones. Both of them. I was like, what was I doing? And then I had to get fucking wired headphones. You forgot both headphones. Both of them. I was like, what was I doing? And then I had to get fucking wired headphones. And they're like $23.

No, I literally was walking through JFK and I was like, this fucking bitch. Like in my head I was- So what was your experience? Do you feel grounded? You were like, these are the good old days. You felt nostalgic. I actually did feel a certain type of way.

I was like, I'm just a kid, like, traveling, you know? Like, I'm not. Like, I know people complain about the wires getting, but like, there's something cute about your biggest issue in that moment is getting the wires undone. Yeah, and I was just like, obviously there's not even, well, here's what it was.

There was obviously no wifi on the Delta flight. Would the Bluetooth have worked? Yes, the Bluetooth would have worked. I still don't understand. But I bought the wrong headphone. I bought the headphones for my phone, like to plug it into my phone, not realizing that my iPad is a different jack.

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My conspiracy theorist boyfriend obsessed with chat jbj. There's also an app that you can just talk back to it and like ask it things. He loves that. Nathan McIntosh is a hilarious comedian. He just had a YouTube special out. He basically was like. Wait, was that on Netflix?

No, it's on YouTube. But he was, he's this like cute red head. And he was like, what, what's the one thing that we're, I'm gonna butcher this joke. I actually kind of forget it. But he was like what what's the one thing that we're gonna butcher this joke I actually kind of forget it but he was like what's the one thing that we're so afraid of that could possibly ruin the world and the nerds are like let's make it AI yeah like it's the only thing he's like what's the only thing that humans we're not the dominant force yeah yeah let's create it yeah I'm kind of obsessed with apocalypse. Except, except if there's like,

I do think about it in this way too, if there's a world where everyone gets their own AI person that lives in their house. Wait, what? Hannah, think about it. If there's like an AI in your home, imagine you could just be like, hey, I would like love a quesadilla right now. Oh, like. Like a butler. Like a butesadilla right now. Oh like.

Like a butler. Like a butler. Yeah but it's AI. But like that's literally how all these movies begin cause the next thing you know the butler I'm like why are you holding the knife? Yeah but think about that. Why are you holding the knife like that?

Think about those six months where you're just getting weighted on. Cause like then I'd be ready to go. Wait I just wanna. And I feel like my AI wouldn't turn against me. Wait I wanna play this. Why don't turn against me wait. I want to play this Listening to the tailors with Dom and it's funny because wasn't AI putting out Taylor Swift songs?

Also, when I did my Taylor Swift song about the touchdown, I feel like it was like her, how she was like, I knew I was playing, I'm playing in the end, I feel like it was the same song. I mean. So. Oh no, AI put out like nudes of her. So fucked up.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. But that's, I think it's good for the future though, cause then whenever your nude does leak, you go, that's AI. Okay, this is like the sick part of my brain. I'm like, what would AI like make my nude look like? Would it look better than like my actual,

like I didn't want to see like, huh, what would, Dude, it's crazy. I'm like, that's highly illegal, you know? Like you can just like, But you're like just for me. I'm like, yeah, like what. You know, like, you guys just like. But you're like, just for me. I'm like, yeah, like, what if I made it for just myself? Like, I just wanna see. What if you want, when you wanna send nudes,

you just AI it and send it to guys? So you don't have to actually like. I feel like I was doing that years ago because I had one girlfriend where, like, I think her literal fucking job was to sit home and take nudes. So she had so many. And so, like, certain times when I I would be like ask for one, I would

be like I'm just like not doing that and I don't even like you. I would text her and be like can you just send me a nude where like your head's not in it, it's just your ass. And she'd be like yeah. And so I would just send that. Like I would have them all saved in my phone. Because she didn't give a shit at all. She like- I have so many questions.

Yeah. So first of all, you are on MTV Cafe. Yep. Was her butt similar to your butt? Not at all. Not at all. She had such a good ass. It was J-Lo.

It was J-Lo. Literally four times bigger than my. This bitch went to like hit classes every morning. I was like, hey, could you send me a pic in that black underwear that you love so much? You know, I really like when you like pose with your leg. I love when you like poke it out a little and like your nails kind of in it.

I wonder if anyone ever like caught on. Wait, you're, why? I don't wanna say the C word. But also like, I didn't find anything wrong with it. Like I feel like some guys would be like, but that's like, you're lying. So what? So what? I don't care. didn't find anything wrong with it like I feel like some guys would be like but that's like you're lying So uh so guys whenever they would say anything about like like pussy or something I would just find a Google image of like a cat lying on their back And I would send it and I thought it was so funny when I was like 16

I mean, that's funny those hilarious. They'd be like just no funny, and I'd be like that's my pussy It's also just like sometimes Why you lied about your height, that's not my ass. I also, I was always, unless I was in a relationship like for a long time, I was like very anti-nudes, but I'm also, that's like me with like no cigarettes. Wait, me too. I'm very anti-nudes, cause in my head I thought

that I was either gonna be famous or the president. Wait, wait, Hannah, I love that you thought that you were gonna be famous or the president I love that you thought they were gonna be the president because I love it so fucking much No, I would tell people I'd be like if I become president one day. I can't have this out Oh, we did I actually believe it no, but I meant like I'm gonna be something Yeah, and this cannot your fucking bullshit cannot come back to get me That's why I wouldn't drink at parties in high school when they would put it on like MySpace. I'm like, no guys, I'm gonna be famous and I can't have these photos of me drinking at 16.

Meanwhile, that's all you do for a living now is drink. And I, yeah, literally was made to drink. No, but I really, and it's not like I thought I was better than anyone, I just was like. No, you had a different feeling inside. I had a feeling. Yeah. And I also had parents who were very like, tough on me. Yeah, strict. Where they were strict and I was was like, no, you had a different feeling inside. I had a feeling. Yeah. And I also had parents who were very like, tough on me. Yeah, strict.

Where they were strict and I was just like, this is not worth it. I was like, if you like me, I don't have to send you a picture of my butthole. It's so funny because literally like two weeks ago, I don't know what Craig and I were talking about and I go, you know what's crazy is that like, there are people in the world that are like,

hey, I actually could be the president. Like I could run the country. And I, hey, I actually could be the president. I could run the country. And I go, and they have to be naturally narcissistic to think, oh, I could do it. And Craig was just agreeing with me, and he was like, yeah, no, that's crazy. I'm not kidding.

Four days later, he goes, I think I could be president. It's just like. But this is the thing, it's not just narcissism. Sometimes it's more complex where it's like back to the J.Lo thing. Where like they, for whatever reason, feel like they're missing something and they think doing something that incredible

will heal all of their trauma. Has anyone looked at pictures when like presidents go in the first year and then they get out the fourth year, how much they've aged? That was me throughout TV. Like that alone, I'd be like, no thank you. presidents go in the first year and then they get out the fourth year how much they've aged that was me throughout TV like That alone I'd be like no. Thank you Unless we have a doctor on call that's shooting me up with Botox every day

No, thank you but that's why we do have to appreciate what I appreciate about Taylor Swift is a lot of people get scared of Success or if something happens, that's good. They're like, oh fuck now. I feel more pressure Like that's why a lot of people like stop putting out albums. They're just like, I can't keep up. There's no way Taylor, I would love for Taylor, because she's obviously like the biggest pop star in the fucking world. I'd love for her to say like, what does she do when she gets really anxious? Because there's no way this girl is just like living every day.

Did you watch Miss Americana? Yeah. She had some really good moments where she was just talking about like, Because there's no way this girl is just like living every day. Did you watch Miss Americana? Yeah. She had some really good moments where she was just talking about like, oh in the past if I saw this picture of me I would spiral and I wouldn't eat. But Miss Americana, she wasn't even, I mean she was obviously huge then, but over the past three years, like, it's been insane. If I was her, I would have a therapist on deck.

Yeah. Like professional athletes, like Ega Sviatek, number one tennis player in the world, travels with a mental health coach. She literally has a therapist with her at all times, sitting in her. Wait. So, and I was like, wait, that's what I want.

So her team is around her. She has her coach, the physical therapist, the mental therapist, and then the trainer, and then her agent and her manager, and that's her crew. And the woman is just always like talking her through her life. I wonder if the therapist is ever like, oh, you're gaslighting her.

It's just like a personal like, nope, that was rude. Triggering much? But it's just like you can start paying people for everything you need, but like, just like the Billie Eilish documentary, like Billie suffers from Tourette's when her ex- like you're dealing with heightened emotions, but also that's how these people wanna live their life.

Like her life is insane. No, and I'd also just like to know like, what does she do right when she gets off of stage? Like does she immediately go shower? Does she like do, like what does the nighttime look like so that she can get up the next day and do the whole thing again? I really want to know about the recovery time. Some article was like,

Taylor Swift's trainer says that her workout to prepare for the Errors Tour would make most people puke or want to lay down. And I was like, any workout I want to lay down. But it is fascinating. This song, though, back to the Amy one, Any workout I wanna lay down. Any workout I do. But it is fascinating. This song though, back to the Amy one, the overall message was basically like all the stuff that I went through and the pain that was caused,

caused me to be where I am now. So thank you. And that feels so close to me because it's so true where like whenever something horrible happens to me, that is my rebirth. Like I literally will be stagnant until a breakup, losing a job, having a mental breakdown of some sort. And I feel like this is with a lot of women and gays.

I feel like men after a breakup will just go with the next girl because they don't wanna process the emotions and they need a girl to make them feel good. Where when a girl's in a breakup, she's like, I'm getting new hair. Yeah. Whole new personality. New gym. New wardrobe. Going to an Ivy League school to get a new degree.

Might even move. Might even move. Like, she fucking takes up, and I really do believe you always level up after these traumas. A hundred percent. That's why you're so pro-failing failing. Like failing makes you so much stronger. Well, one quick easy way that I like to like see my progress in life is you go from who your first boyfriend ever was to then who was your next one. And then like you just keep going again. You sabotage me.

I was so emotional this weekend. What happened? Nothing. That's the thing. Literally nothing. I have started, I think since I've like been regulating my hormones, my body's been feeling like insanely different. Because your testosterone was too high before. My testosterone was way too high and then like the birth control they were like, oh we'll just bring your estrogen up

and it's like no please don't do that. So now that they're like evening out, I'm not kidding I lost like seven pounds doing nothing because I think like my body was holding on to so much like water weight and like inflammation. Because of, you sound like one of these TikTok hormone girls. Yeah, because my hormones were just like fucked. But I feel like everyone's hormones are fucked. They are.

Like pretty much 90% of girls hormones aren't the way they're supposed to be. Because I have like a full beard that I'm growing and I don't think that's normal. No, that's not. And it's because of to be. Because I have a full beard that I'm growing and I don't think that's normal. No, that's not. And it's because of your hormones. Like I have a goat beard. Like whenever you got like random hairs,

yeah, your hormones are fucked up. And like I had really bad skin, and now it's like trying to even out, but whatever, we'll deal with that. What was I saying? I'm trying. The girls' biggest. Okay, so I'm like fine,

and then like all Saturday night, I just was so anxious, and like about anything that I couldn't stop crying. And like, but I'm like laughing because I'm also crying, and Craig's like thinks I'm on drugs, cause he's like, I've just never seen you be emotional. Like can I have some? Like, ever.

But he probably loves it. He loves when I'm vulnerable, and he loves when I'm, he actually loves, he like straight up has Munchausens, cause he loves when I'm sick. He loves when I'm sick because I'm like very soft and sweet. That's how I feel about this. When he's sick I'm like, you're so boogie cute right now. He's so obsessed with me if I have a cough.

He's like, oh my God. And I'm like, stop. Wait, I love that we're getting into our mental health moment. Yeah, so the only reason I'm bringing up is because I've never had that really. Like I've been anxious and been like, oh my God, I'm like about to have a panic attack.

But I've never gotten like super emotional over my anxiety. And it was more because I didn't wanna feel like, like I was frustrated that I was anxious. That's what happened to me pre-special taping. I called Dez and he didn't know that I was having an anxiety attack. And he was like, hey.

And I was like, and I just started crying. Cause you were like judging yourself for your emotions and you're frustrated. And basically my therapist told me like, first of all, stop being mean to yourself, and it's your human, humans feel this emotion, and then also what if you fucked around and actually processed one emotion?

And I was like, what? How? But how? That's what school should be, how to process an emotion. I don't need the Pythagorean theorem. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know if I'm mad. Basically, it's the concept of like, to get past anything, you have to go through it.

So it's like, you have to, whatever's bothering you, you have to fucking deal with. You can't do external things. It always is gonna go back to the source. I'll do 20 external things. A thousand percent. So it's like, your anxiety will catch up to you. I also realized with my mental health recently,

I think I have a form of OCD, and it's not like an intrusive thought that's like weird, it'll just be like a thought. And I just like can't get off of it. As in like for example, I'm like editing my special right now and I like gave a note about it. And then I like kind of got worried like, oh was that the right note to give?

And then I just like couldn't stop Yeah, thinking about obsessing obsessing and then like I'm like oh Is this a big thing and then something else will happen and then I have to obsess over that yeah And this goes back to saying when I was fucking 11 year old 11 years old. This is how crazy I am I once turned to my dad in the car And I'll never forget that I did this and I, what are you supposed to think about all day? And he was like, what? What?

As an 11, because I remember sitting there being like, what do I think about? No, but what are you supposed to think about all day? Because instead, I have a little bit of ADHD, OCD, where I'll get into a product and obsess over it. I mean, a project, I'll obsess over it. And then, it's like, or with boys, I would obsess over my crush.

I love obsessing over things. But I was like, how do you just exist? My therapist says when I get obsessive over things, I'll get obsessed with fixing something that's wrong in someone else's life. And she's like, you literally do that because you don't wanna face yourself and what's going wrong in your life.

And I'm like, but there's nothing wrong in my life. And she's like, because you haven't dove into it. People will be like, Hannah, why are you work so much? And I'm like, I'm literally running from my thoughts. The second I have nothing to do, they come at me. They're coming, and I don't trust them, I don't know what they are. But there is a form of OCD which is like,

I think when you have a thought and you'd like to attach to it, and I have to work on like releasing, and just being like, nothing comes from you obsessing over this. And it's literally just like boredom in my brain. Like it's not bad things, it'll just be like. I also have anxiety that like everyone at all times

is trying to sabotage me. That? Like I have a hard... That's a little paranoia. Yeah, oh no, I'm full paranoia. Like it's a lot for me to trust any like girlfriend. Like if you become my friend now, I probably won't ever trust you.

Yeah. I feel like. No, that's valid. Like because it's like it's like I'm too in my 30s. That's valid. Like I know the people I trust and I know the people I don't. Yeah. And so I have a hard time like.

Well that's a protection. You're protecting yourself. Which reminds me, I have that same thought. Cause you think you're being proactive. Being like, if I'm worried about this, it'll never happen. Cause I'm looking out for it. But then you're like manifesting it almost.

And I think it's also like, I went to an all girls high school, like I've had so many girlfriends, like I've seen so many girlfriends just like turn and be like, and I hate you now. And so then as you like get older, that doesn't happen as much because you're like in your twenties,

you're working and whatever. But I still feel that with girls. I'm like, but what if you actually hate me and that's why you want to be my friend. So funny you brought that up because last night, I convinced myself that this girl that I don't know very well but she's friends with one of my friends is mad at me.

But not like recently, I basically figured out that I think that she might be mad at me at something that happened two years ago and then I was like, and I don't know her very well but I think she's mad about something and then I start freaking out and then I was like, and I don't know her very well, but I think she's mad about something, and then I start freaking out, and then I can't even focus on conversations, because I'm feeling this shame,

I'm like, you should have known that this girl was mad at you, and that, no, I'm losing my mind. And then I go and I go, have I, I'm not really close with her, but like, I think she's, I'm like, maybe she's not close with me because she's mad at me from two years ago,

so then I, and it's, I really don't want her to be mad at me. I can't wait for you to tell me after the pod who you're talking about. So then I go on my to her Instagram page and I go she must have like messaged me like over the last two years. Yeah. Look at it. She messaged once. Once. And I go she's mad at me. I fully. Did you DM her and say are you mad at me? I DM'd a full paragraph being like hey cuz something happened to her that was good. This is such a. I fully did it and went to sleep. Woke up, did she respond.

This is a girl who's not even in my life. This is crazy behavior. And she responded like, oh my god, so chill. And then we continued talking the rest of the day. It wasn't like she just said it to shut me up. She literally, we've never really spoken before. And she was like, oh, hi. Yeah, I get that.

I've had that too. But sometimes I feel like I've had that before in terms of something will pop into my brain and I'll be like, I said that to someone five years ago and I should have never said that. And I'll text them and be like, hey, remember that time? I apologize for that. And they're like, I don't remember that.

But I feel like it's almost a cleansing. I just want to say, I think it's healthy because most issues I feel like people deal with is miscommunication, and I'm the kind of person that as long as people know and admit to what they did, and know what happened, then they won't do it again because it's the people who don't address it. And I'm like, do they even know that they pissed me off. Yeah, like you saying like hey

I know that hurt you and like I apologize or like are you mad at me like so many friends have been like are you mad? At me about something. I literally laugh, and I like love them more. Yeah, cuz I love yeah cuz they care I always say why the fuck would I be mad at you literally after my bachelorette Taylor Shrek? Wait, I think she texted me to know she got like she had that like hungover anxiety where she thought everyone was mad at her. She brought it up at lunch the other day. She goes, remember when everyone was mad at me at the bachelorette? No, no, no. Taylor was the star of the bachelorette.

Everyone loves her. It makes you feel less crazy because you guys were all dealing with this. And I guess we have like, I also always think that Grace was on your bachelorette party, which she wasn't. But like in my head, Grace was on your bachelorette party, which she wasn't. But like in my head, Grace was on your bachelorette. Which is like the saddest thing. It's your fault. You shouldn't have gotten married without Grace. We didn't even know Grace yet, which is even crazier.

Do you know what's crazier? We went to get an early lunch with the girls in SoHo. Oh, yeah. We like went out. Like how did that even happen? We did like an impromptu ladies who lunch. Which was so fun. And we wore like fun outfits.

We were going off. And we just chatted. We just kiki. That felt very, I loved that moment so much because I feel like when I first moved to New York, I worked for that moment. Do you know what I mean? Like I worked for the moment that I'm sitting at a front table at Chibriani with all my girlfriends

that I just like would literally throw myself in front of a bus for, everyone at that table. And like had leopard pants on. And I was like, this is what I jumped about as a child. Well, Paige texts me, she goes, you're gonna love my outfit. And I was like, this is what I dreamt about as a child. Well, Paige texts me, she goes, you're gonna love my outfit. And then I respond, just warning you, I'm wearing leopard. And she goes, are you fucking kidding me?

So we both show up with leopard, like two fucking freaks. One of the gigglers DM'd me and was like, okay, Copenhagen, like copying Hannah's aesthetic. You guys have to also realize, I'm constantly sending you Instagram reels and photos. I'm sending her stuff that I like just to a her to comment on it Yeah, be be like maybe you'll like this So I'm trying to always influence page because the biggest compliment is page deciding wait that is actually tasteful

I like that. No, I love the Copenhagen like vibes. We have to go. Yeah, we do. We should do a giggly squat there the best part about the Dinner linear was that we were home by 7. No, it was amazing We ate we were home by 7. I'd wash my face I was in bed by like 830 and I was like this is adulthood speaking of watching stuff I just watched wait I saw that you posted that on Instagram and I keep clicking over it because I'm like I don't know what this is about Let me lay down the fucking law

So my friend Ali Colbert posted about it and Ali has good taste and by good taste I mean Ali hates everything So if Ali likes it, I'm like like I will make a literally everything I love that so it's called baby reindeer Which you're like what the fuck is that about click on it? It's called Baby Reindeer, which you're like, what the fuck is that about? Click on it. It's this Scottish comedian, so that's fun. And it's based on real life story of him dealing with a stalker. So it has the creepiness. Warning you, the first three episodes,

they're very interesting, but they're a little like, okay, where is this going? But I think he was trying to show like how I watched the first one mm-hmm but I ended up falling asleep and then I never went back he's basically showing like how repetitive and tedious having a stalker is okay and I'm not trying to be like on episode 37 like stay with it it gets good but like episode 4 was the greatest episode of television I've ever watched in my life. Wow.

Because of the story, because of the acting, because of? Because of the story that happens to be like real. The perspective that he shows in it. Is it funny at all? Yes. Well there's moments of gold and then moments of like seriousness, which I think is why, like European comics are less like trying to be funny all the time and they'll get like

Deep in and then I'll know where you're like I went through a phase where I was only watching Irish television No, the British the Irish the Scottish. They're so fucking genius And there's a lot like if you search on Amazon and Apple I feel like has the most Irish like that one one show, Fleabag, which British, I love anything she's in. Also, Scottish accent can be really hard to understand, but this guy's really easy. The acting is so fucking good,

but basically something really, really wild happens that he shows from a different perspective that I think is revolutionary. And then also it encapsulates life in a way where every time you think something's like working and you're like I figured out life and he'll like so many Times and movies it's so simple. We're like something's bad happening. Then something good happens and everyone's happy Yeah, that's not how life works right and you see there's so many times where you're like, oh, this is the end like he's he's he's doing What like whatever yeah, and then life hits you again. How many episodes?

Six. Did you finish it? Yeah. But the thing is after the first three episodes, Des and I went to sleep last night and we almost didn't go back to it. Because we were like, OK, we get it. Yeah.

And then we turned out. That's how I felt when I watched the first episode and I was falling asleep. I was like, OK, I'm probably not going to watch the second one. Episode four will blow your fucking mind. But it is intense. OK. It's intense.

Oh, I'm going to do that tonight then. It's intense. And four, five, but it is intense. Okay. Like it's intense. Oh, I'm gonna do that tonight then. It's intense. And like four, five and six is incredible. Did you see Victoria Beckham turn 50? No. She had a birthday party. What was it like? It looked just great.

All the Spice Girls were there. They have to be coming back, right? I don't know. Well, you know what's funny is like now they're on TikTok. Oh. Like I feel like we're gonna lose, wait did you see that? Like TikTok's like legit probably gonna get banned.

So remember the first time around everyone was freaking out? Why is no one talking about it now? I don't know, cause now it went like another layer where it could get banned. Are we just like pretending it's not happening? It's like someone broke up with you and you're just keep texting. That's so girl coded. We're like yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

I can't process that emotion right now, so I'm just not good I have to pose my Montana boys videos, so can you just wait a couple days? No literally? I mean if tick tock goes away will be fine, but I think tick tock is just I mean Well everyone just go and start do it will we just be scrolling reels at night I? Just think tick tock is fun because people like it's so expressive and go and start doing, will we just be scrolling reels at night? I just think TikTok is fun because people, like it's so expressive and it's just like, you don't want everything to be owned by the same meta. Because like what I like on TikTok

is not what I like anywhere else in the world. Exactly, exactly. Like I don't get influenced on TikTok. I've never seen an app. I mean, every conspiracy theory, but continue. That's different, That's knowledge. I don't get in, like I don't see girls' outfits on TikTok. I feel like, and then go buy their shit.

I kind of reserve that, I feel like, for Instagram. On TikTok, I'll see a girl that I like, her fits, and then I'll click to her Instagram and then try to find links. Right. Yeah. But TikTok, I like my shit to be funny. Like not, not aesthetic. Don't you feel like a totally different person?

I'm a different person. Well, it took you a while to get there and I kept being like shitpost, shitpost, just post. Your TikToks have been so good. Thank you. You're one with Craig in the hot tub. Who thought of it? Tell me, just like give me the, I mean.

I have another sound that I really wanna do with Craig. He's gonna be so happy. No, he's so excited. He was trying to do it last night and I was like, I'm another sound that I really want to do with Craig. He's going to be so happy. No, he's so excited. He was trying to do it last night and I was like, I'm really fucking anxious right now. I can't just film a TikTok. I'm crying. I'm crying right now.

He's like, but your lips look so big. I'm like, I know, thanks. I have one thing to piss you off. Oh, what? This is just about men. Okay. Some modern studies, and I don't know what they are okay have found that women tell fewer jokes than men especially in mixed gender groups

So they're basically saying when you're hanging out with other men But like most girls would be like I'm not gonna make jokes around them Yeah, girls are making jokes with their own friends because they don't feel comfortable making jokes with other men. It's so funny. I feel like I haven't met a funny man in like two years. Like no, genuinely when's the last time you met someone for like the first time and it was a man and you're like that guy was really fucking funny. Except you go to comedy clubs a lot so So I'm talking like the average human. I like don't meet people.

Yeah, we avoid them. But also humor comes in all shapes and sizes. But it was interesting how like there's still that idea of like women aren't funny. And this is interesting because it's like, oh, when men are hanging out with girls, because I've been in situations where you're the only girl when I'm younger and it's a bunch of dudes and you speak, no one listens to you. And you're obviously like, making a joke means you're commanding the room

and it's confidence. And if you're considered the beta of the group, you're not saying something funny. So if men are always treating women as not equals, the woman's not gonna make jokes. Or they'll do a joke and they'll bomb. So the man will be like, oh woman, you're so funny. When meanwhile, she's going back to her friends

and they're dying laughing. I genuinely have two funny guy friends that I can think off the top of my head. And one of them I don't even talk to. I'm just kidding. But I did get so many. And one of them I have to block. And one of them wants me dead.

It's just like a funny sunday. Who wants you dead? Like who? In the war, there's definitely multiple people that want me dead, but like, it's just funny to think about. I still have to watch the Brandy Hellville. Brandy Melville. Melville.

Oh, but it's called Hellville, yeah. Okay, sorry. But I feel like you didn't give a glowing review. I can't explain documentaries like you do. You do it in such a nuanced way. You do it in such a good way. It was like okay. It wasn't anything like that.

Here's the thing. There wasn't anything that shocking that you didn't already know when you turned it on. It's not like they dropped some bomb where the owner murdered 27 people. No, it wasn't like that. It was just like, yeah, they sucked. And here's the reasons why. And it where like the owner like murdered 27 people. No, it wasn't like that. It was just like, yeah, they sucked. And here's the reasons why. And it's like, yeah, we could see that. I say watching documentaries is like watching porn where like when you first start, you're like, this is interesting.

And then you're like, unless 40 people get murdered, I don't want to see it. Unless there's stepmoms that go awry. I'm like, oh, they stole everyone else's clothes. Cool. I don't give a fuck. Did someone die? Give me the real shit. Yeah, I'm like, are we arresting him? What are we doing with him? Like, I don't care. Desmond was saying that once he got embarrassed because he saw his,

something popped up on his computer where people saw he had porn up. Yeah. But that was not the embarrassing part. It was that he was searching man kissing woman. That was so me coded. That's so sweet. That's so sweet.

Me and Craig are not searching that. Definitely not searching something that sweet. Thank you so much for gigging with us. We are going on tour. Wednesday, the pre-sale is on. So make sure you're on your shit. Then we'll give the code, all that stuff. If you're struggling with anxiety, it's fine.

Just freaking cry it out. Crying is good. Yeah, just chill out. Also, speaking of crying, I'm going to Jacksonville, and there's some tickets available. Thank you. See ya.