Giggly Squad - Giggling about morning anxiety, childhood pets, and european bangs

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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for a free 30 day just got away from me. What's up my Grammy gigglers? Sexual. Yeah, uh huh. We're misleading because we're recording on a Sunday this week. We're recording Sunday. I'm so excited to watch red carpet.

Red corpid. Red corpid and the Sunday. I'm so excited to watch Red Carpet. Red Corpette. Red Corpette and the outfits. I like the music outfits because I feel like they get crazy. The Krammysers, like Red Carpet is Hanakoda. Oscars? Oscars? Page Coded.

Me, I'm like, I don't get it. The Chanel, I don't get it. You're like, why don't you put the meat dress on from two years ago? No, meat dress was like 12 years ago. It's crazy. Oh no. I was thinking, what did Gen Z girls think about Lady Gaga?

Cause I feel like she hasn't had a real moment in the last couple years. Yeah, like did they realize how iconic she is and how, I mean, she was obviously inspired by so many before her, but like. Yeah, Stephanie from New York City, I love her. Stephanie. I think she spells it with an F.

Did you hear? Cunt. That the number one golfer has injured himself, hand making ravioli. Where, where does he live? The Gigglers are out here attacking golfers now. What's his name? His name is Scott Schleffler, so not in Italian.

Oh. So what were you doing? Nevermind, I literally don't care. I thought you were gonna say like the number one golfer in the world. He's this Italian gorgeous man. No, it sounds like a guy who his wife was mad at him. So he's like, I'm gonna make you handmade ravioli.

And then he hurt himself. And this is why, like if you're not Italian grandma, just don't. You know what else it's giving? Lie. No, it's giving. It's giving? That's a lie.

That's a fricking lie because as someone who's watched many of people make a handmade ravioli, you could do that one handed. That is not a hard thing to do. Wait, I love, there's two kinds of people who lie. People who just like don't answer the question. Yeah. Or then people who go so in so crazy that you're like,

you know. Too much detail. I'm like, I didn't need to know what time of day it was. I was trying to do a spinach fed a revue. The spinach got caught. And next thing you know, lost a finger. No. You know what's crazy is I don't know if it's because

I'm single, but I feel like, I'm gonna say that a lot coming up. I don't know if it's because I'm single that I miss Giggly Squad. Like I feel like the weeks are longer. Like I feel like something will happen on a Thursday. And I'm like, am I really gonna wait till Monday to tell the girls?

I did just say Thursday or start itching. I start itching. And then I like wanna tell you things and I'm like, hold it, hold it. This weekend, that's why Saturday I was like, we gotta move the pod up to Sunday, I got shit to say. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Well yeah, and then I'll send you the text,

like checking in, what's up. But I hate when I call you and I'm, you know when you don't want it to say something to someone, but then you can't speak about anything else because you're trying so hard to not say one thing, so they're like, are you dumb? How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this week, and I was like, are you dumb? How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this week,

and I was like, and I just feel like I'm really alone. No, well you get morning anxiety. I get morning anxiety. That disappears by 1 p.m. So I'm out here all day, I'm like, I'm calling Dez, I'm like, I think Paige is having a bad day, like what should I tell her? Radio silence from her, I was like,

call me whenever you need, I'm here. I'm literally waiting by the phone, like a good little girl waiting for you, I'm like, she silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need, I'm here. I'm literally waiting by the phone, like a good little girl waiting for you. I'm like, she's, I go, she must be in an escape room right now. She must be, have checked into a mental health rehab facility, and that's why she hasn't called me.

Text you around 8.30, just like, hell yeah, baby. You go, oh my God, LOL, I was so dramatic. I go, I've been freaking out. Oh my God, that was this morning. Literally so dramatic, I'm over it. I feel like you wake up in a war zone. Do you wanna know why? Why?

Because I wake up and I grab my phone, and so when you see me in the comments, bitch, that's seven a.m. My head is clear, my mind is clear, and I'm ready for the day. And then by like noon, I'm like, well, I probably shouldn't have said that, you know? I'm like, maybe no one saw it.

It's funny, because I used to be Mrs. Non-media trained, where like when people ask me things, I'm just saying the truth. Like I would just say what was going on, and I didn't know that you technically shouldn't do that, especially with reality TV sometimes. Things get so misconstrued. I went on my first red carpet with my mom

for Go Red for Women to raise awareness about cardiovascular health for women. Did you know, one, it's the number one killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two. See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know. That's why we're killer for women. No, I didn't know that. And two. See, I would have said breast cancer. See? We don't know.

That's why we're not women in STEM. But apparently, apparently, up until very recently, they were only studying men's heart health. And whenever a woman would be feeling weird and she'd go to the doctor, they'd be like, I think you're PMSing. But like Sharon Stone had a stroke for three days and like didn't know.

And like it's just very under 60%. They just, there's numbers. Yeah. There are numbers. Trust us when we say there are stats. Numbers are involved. Numbers are real. So it's just a classic case of we need to do more research

for women and women will go to doctors, be like my heart hurts and they're like you have anxiety. When it's like women, if anything, we have intuition. So raising awareness about that. I'm like mom, let's go on the carpet. First interview, they're like ask me about you and like your dating life. And I'm like oh my god.

Because I'm literally trying to remember facts about cardiovascular health. You're trying to remember the phrase cardiovascular health. I'm trying to pronounce cardiovascular. And they were like, are you hooking Paige up with anyone? And I literally was like, oh, I'm- Why aren't you? Well, I just got a finger pointed at my,

a long, crazy long, skinny finger pointed at me. I'm glad you brought that up. Where have you been? Sorry, I'm kind of loving a moment of, sorry, I like a moment of rest. No, let's have a moment of rest and reprieve. A moment of rest and reprieve. We deserve that.

But I told her, I was like, this is the thing, I did not want a headline. Yeah. I did not want to get involved because you've been involved. No, I'm in the headlines. And I was kind of enjoying me not being involved for a second.

So I was like, oh, I know what you're trying to do. So then I just go, I'm, I'm just, I'm relaxing. And she looks at me and she goes, no, you're- I'm on voice rad. She literally goes, no, you're not, which I thought was illegal. No. I gave my answer, go to the next question.

She goes, no, you're not. And I go, let me be frank. And choose her. I'm at home with my cat, which is Grace, is that true? Yes, I'm at home with my cat. And in that moment, I literally was so close to go full giggler, I just wanted to be like, I'm minding my own business.

Trying to mind my own business. Mind my own business, but then I saw the headline being like Hannah Berner, Roots of Reporter, and says she's minding her own business. I wish the headline was, Hannah has been trying to mind her own business. Hannah Berner struggling to mind her own business. But like me trying to not answer a question by press is,

it's harder than the Olympics. No, I've been trying to mind my own business for fucking weeks now. I just like can't escape it. It's also hard when I'm trying to mind my own business then people talk about my friend and then it becomes my business, but then I have to mind my own business

because then I don't wanna, you know. And that's why you see me in the comments at 7am. No, it's actually so freaking annoying. Actually, let me just, let me say to the gigglers what I've been wanting to say since Thursday, since I've been itching to do the pod. Okay, because obviously, like I see all the TikTok video, I try and scroll. But you know, I'm also like, I love attention. So I'm like, if

I see my name, I'm like, well, let me say algorithm knows you want to see your name, right. And so like, I'm trying to scroll, trying to scroll, whatever. Here's the thing, I never want to address rumors on giggly squad, because this is my safe space. How dare they try and infiltrate my, the men try and infiltrate my safe space. So like, I don't even, it's not that I ignore like random rumors or like I don't care. Well, I don't care, but like it's because I'm not trying to bring it to the gigglers because the gigglers already know me.

Like who am I speaking to? The gigglers are tired. They've been fighting the good fight. We do not need to add more to their plate these women are busy. No the girls have been the girls have been on their like we don't they're taking turns yeah i've been getting dms they're like Paige please stay in the house one weekend we're exhausted i'm like no bitch i freaking get it so let me just say this. I'm saying this here and now, and then I'm never saying it again.

Okay? I never, in the three years that I dated my ex-boyfriend, I never physically cheated on him, emotionally cheated on him. Can you mentally cheat on him? Someone I don't know, but I didn't. And just because it's like, oh my God, Paige is just the worst and like she blindsided someone before the holidays. So let me just say that like when I announced my breakup on Giggly Squad, I thought really

hard about like how I was going to say it, the words I was going to use because of this exact thing. Like I didn't want to have to do it back and forth. But like since no one's sticking up for me on the other side or like perpetuating even more rumors, I will say that Craig and I broke up Thanksgiving weekend. Okay. That's at the end of November. Craig then went on and did press for Southern Charm, did whatever he needed to do, acting as if we were still together. And that was fine. I said that he could do that. He was processing in his own way. Christmas came and went.

Then I saw that my ex-boyfriend was on a trip presenting himself as single, and I said, oh, here we go. We're ready to announce. I then texted him and said, whilst he was on his trip, that I'm going to say something on Giggly Squad Squad and we can both like start moving forward. It's been a full month now. My text went unanswered. Fine. Giggly Squad episode came out. That was what? At the end of December. And then the narrative just like took a turn really quickly that I had cheated, that I like broke up with him

like a week ago, moved on with some new guy. Let me say this here and now, I did not move on with some new guy. I am single. I don't have a new boyfriend. I did not cheat on my ex-boyfriend. And it was a full month that we were broken up and I didn't say anything. Because even though we are public,

there are certain things that I think should remain private. And he asked me not to say anything. And so once he was on a trip and being single, I said, okay, well, I can't deceive the public any longer per your request. I have a podcast and I have the giggler. I have the girls. Like the girls are here. So that is when I announced that we had our breakup.

Since then, since I announced our breakup, I have been acting single because I am single. And so even though he's not coming out and saying that like I didn't cheat on him, even though I asked him to do that, and he said that he didn't want to say anything about the breakup. So any of the other room like baseless rumors that are that have my name in them, they are not true. When you're in a relationship, things happen in your relationship. You take inventory of them, you evaluate, and then you decide if you wanna go forth

with that relationship, and that's what I did. I decided that I did not want to go forth with that relationship, but no one was blindsided, no one was cheated on. I really took to heart what I said on Giggly Squad when I first announced my breakup. It was really hard for me. And I felt like I spoke extremely highly of him.

I will never be, I don't wanna be the victim ever, but I also don't wanna be the villain. I think this is like the last we need to speak of it. We broke up almost two months ago, nothing happened that was nefarious or like cheating, there's not some big rumor that's gonna come out, period. Now it's time to fucking giggle. Now it's time to laugh, it's comedy time.

Yeah, this is Giggly Squad and I'm pissed that I even have to be serious. Let's get into something hilarious. Kanye West is back on Twitter. And I've screen shot it. My favorite one. Speaking of receipts, bring up the yay tweets. Damn, just warming up.

I'm rich. I can say whatever the fuck I want. I do this for the broke me. Shout out to the broke me. This one's for you. Me walking into product. Wait, is that the first tweet? Yeah.

No context, just came out. No I'm obsessed. Okay. Fuck reading and anyone who can do it, period. That's what I've been trying to say. How'd you know it was really me? Did I spout something wrong? My God, me talking to literally anyone.

No, I'm just obsessed, you know? Like bring back, bring back back 2016 like when we were all happy and like Kanye was tweeting crazy things about like Kim like shitting herself like, you know, like, Kim was like, that's my man. Yeah, my man on the screen. We love it. I would love him to take this energy into some new music, though. Right.

I feel like maybe he's awakening in some way and let's put that towards your skill point, you know? No, I'm obsessed. Speaking of like the Kardashians and Kanye and whatever, you know what I'm not here for? People just randomly being mean to Kylie Jenner. Like people are so mad that she's dating Timothy Chalamet. Like she has no talent. Like he deserves someone. He deserves someone what? Like what do you mean?

She's literally, she's a bit, like she has stuff. You know, I feel like there's like this concept of Hollywood where it's like this is Hollywood and then like influences are influencers, but like, I'm sorry, everything is a mush right now. It's all a mush. Everyone's famous, everyone's posting content. Is there an A list?

There's A list, but in a day you can get out of it. Yeah, like who's really A list anymore? Bradley Cooper. But does that make Gigi A list? Right, and is she not as good because she's just like a model? I don't know where the list even originated. Where are we drawing the line on who's A-list and who's not?

I think if you've won an Oscar, you're A-list. But also, and if I get nominated for award ever, like I never said this, the awards are made up. Yeah. I never said this, the awards are made up. It's all made up, it's all campaigning and who's, dicks are being sucked. Do you campaign for like? Oh my God, it's a huge campaign. Like Chalamet,

Shemethy Chevrolet is doing an incredible campaign for Bob Dylan, like going on SNL and then doing it. Oh, like doing the media tour. It's showing that you care. Like do you SNL and then doing it. That's him. It's showing that you care. Like do you remember Harry Styles, how he did the whole, that was him like campaigning when he did MSG for like 400 nights. Yeah, that was, people don't talk about that enough.

That was mental illness. That was Adderall for sure. That's crazy, how'd he do that? Wait, can we just announce, we don't do Adderall, which I think is, why don't we? Wait, it's kind of so chic that we don't. It's kind of chic, because you know what? We like sleeping, so when we feel the tiredness come on,

we don't think, oh, how can I Judy Garland myself? It's so dark. It's such a good night. Oh my gosh. No, I was hanging out with my uncle all weekend who loves old movies, and I was asking him questions about Judy Garland, and he was like, no they would just give her pills to wake her up,

give her pills to go to sleep. That's how I felt in Denver. I was like, guys, you're literally trying to Elvis Presley me right now. I was recently talking to someone about it and I was like, you know they give you oxygen things? And I was like, Paige was having a panic attack. I put a spa music at her face

and then was squirting oxygen into her mouth. I was like, is this CPR? Am I doing CPR? No, that panic attack was crazy. That panic attack literally opened my whole world. I do have to say though, panic attacks are your body telling you something's wrong. Yeah.

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this was my first charity gala. Where was it? It was in Manhattan somewhere. Like a big ball. Oh my God, no, it was in Jazz at Lincoln Center. Oh, oh my God. By the way, when I went to high school, you know I'd get off right there where the Globe was

and then walk to my high school. It was so chic. So chic, I would hang out in Central Park, like little artsy poets in Sheeps Meadow. But anyway, enough about me and my childhood. First person I see, Portia Williams. Stop. When I tell you, I did 42 episodes of chat room with her

in my mom's kitchen, never met her in person. No way. Yeah, cause I'm- Oh yeah, cause it was COVID. It was COVID and it's illegal for me to go to BravoCon. Yeah. So there's no way we've ever crossed paths. We've never crossed paths.

She's never come across your desk. She's never come across my desk. And I look at her and she doesn't realize that we've never met in person. So she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also she's like, Hannah, what's up? And I'm like, bitch, we've never met in person. And so that was crazy. Also, she is gorgeous.

And like, I mean, between her and Giselle, it was, I was, I'm surprised they let me on that show. They were like, you ugly little rodent. They're like, you're the funny one. Yeah, no, but they're so funny too. But anyway, guess who the host was? Who? I love how I say guess, like you could guess.

There's no way. I love the way you tell a story. Yes, you can't, you can't get it, you stupid little bitch, you can't get it. I'm like, I don't know, Mario Lopez. Sharon Stone. Oh, wow. Who is so beautiful. And she, so we're in like this-

Now she does a good short hair, slick back, like pixie. Her, the cheekbones. Yeah, her drawstring. And her profile is so cunt. So she walks on- Sharon Stone in Casino is like my overall life mood board. Well talk about it girl. The most.

So there was this huge backstage area because it was a fashion show. And I think she had like a lesbian moment. Well that's what I've been trying to get you into. Honestly. But I'm just like jokes on you guys. Jokes on you guys. I'm this bad.

I'm this close. I'm this hot. I've been getting eaten out by the greatest lesbian ever. Okay, so Sharon Stone's walking by and she's with this woman who's like in control of the show who I knew. And for some reason Sharon Stone like stops right where I am.

I think she thought I was someone I, I think she thought I was someone I wasn't. Or she was like, oh, this is some girl that I don't know that I should know. And she stops and I'm looking at her and it's Sharon Stone. And the woman next to her goes, at her and it's Sharon Stone. And the woman next to her goes, stand up it's Sharon Stone. But I didn't stop.

Because I didn't think she was stopping. I thought it was someone behind me, but she really stopped and put her hands out. And I go, oh hi. And she goes, stand up it's Sharon Stone. I stand up and I go, hi Sharon Stone. Literally that's the energy I gave with Victoria Beckham. I was like, what pants on?

It's Victoria Beckham. No, that, yeah, nobody gets that. Stand up, it's Sharon Stone. So I stood up and I was like, you are just iconic in every way, and she was like, thanks. And then went on to walk and I looked at my mom and I was like, what the hell was that? I feel like she's really tall in person.

She's tall, but not like freaky tall, but like. Like a solid five eight. Yes, she's just regal. And then she was hosting, and some charities, I do have to say, I mean, shout out charities, we love what you do. No, we love your work. We love your work.

We're obsessed with all the things you've organized. Boring. They're just yapping, yapping, yapping about things that aren't, like, they just, some people at the charity wanna hear themselves speak. Was it a sit-down dinner? No, it was the most fun, like, concert, and they did a-

Like a cocktail hour? Cocktail hour concert, and then a fashion show of all these, like, red dresses. It was amazing. But Sharon Stone, when she gets the mic, she has such an aura. Like she was telling stories that like weren't even completely related all the time.

It was, she's killing on the mic. Then Suki Waterhouse is there. Oh, what does she look like in person? Gorgeous, tall, the cheekbones out of control. Did she have bangs? Yes. And she just, she has an 11 month child. There's something about-

Which is inspirational. There's something about British people and like they pull off bangs better. You know? I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to say it cause you pulled them off very well. But it's just something like-

They sit on the face better. And they sit on their face better. It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Yeah, like she's not British. Yes, she is. She's Irish. She pulls off a lot of accents.

Okay, European. European. Europeans pull off bangs in a dip, like in a non-intentional way. Like I feel like American girls were like, that's why the whole thing is like, are you okay? Like we, it's, we go too hard. Myself included, like I'm including myself in that, but. But it's so funny, cause she's so British,

but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent, which no one's ever studied that. No, it'll never make sense. It'll never make sense. Someone should study it. Like Adele has an accent, but like my Adele doesn't. You know, like my Adele in my head, she's from Queens.

Are you right? If Adele was from in my head, she's from Queens. You're right. If Adele was from America, she- Hello, it's me. Yes. Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. Wait, I- I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ringed me up once.

I will beat your ass. Hello, I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you? How are we not cast in Anorah is beyond me and I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you? How are we not cast in an aura is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You're lucky bitch, okay? I love that Maya Adele is from Queens. Let's have fun.

Not my Adele. Then Sarah Bareilles. Are you familiar with her work? I'm not gonna write you a love song. Her voice. Which, did she perform? She performed for 40 minutes and I was glued to my seat.

Her voice is so incredible and now she's, whatever. Long story short, I haven't seen other people perform in a while because I have just hammed it up on my own stage. It's so nice to sit back and appreciate others. It's so nice to let someone else talk. You know? Sometimes I'm like, how about you go? These girls have been doing this thing called listening

that I've never tried. But swipe up if you wanna listen. Hannah 25, I highly recommend it. It was so fun, so relaxing. I almost, I think I may have learned something. I can't tell you the last time I went to something. You're gonna say listen. Well that, I can't tell you the last time

I went to a performance. So I wanna go see, and Juliette, there's also this all in, I think we need to go to some New York City shows. Cause it's kind of thing like people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Broadway shows, not musicals. Okay. some New York City shows. Because it's the kind of thing that people from- When you say shows, what do you mean? Broadway shows, not musicals. Okay.

There's some like shows. And Juliet's a musical, I lied. Oh wait, you just got so mad at me. No, it's just like, mm. You like stand up. I love a stand up. Look, you come hang with me at some shows, we'll figure it out.

Yeah, maybe I'll just come and like sit in the green room of the stand. I don't know if that's safe for you Have you ever seen a green room of a real comedy club? No, but I'm I'm open to new opportunities Or you're gonna love it It's just it's honestly just like men who kind of look like school shooters smoking weed and talking about their cum jokes Which honestly can be relaxing I feel like they're the kind of guys that when you're in a relationship with them, they're the ones that are like, I was cheated on

and I never got over it and you're like, what age? And they're like, the fourth grade. It's that type of energy that they hold onto. No, it's the kind of thing where on stage they're so charming and then they get off stage and you're like, could you smile once? Yeah. Maybe I'll sit in the audience, but I'm saying like I haven't sat in the audience

of something in a while and I'm craving it. I even think as a performer, it's important to like remember the experience of, like you know we never see the front of these theaters. Like we don't even see where it says like Giggly Squad, Michigan, whatever. What's it called in the front? It's called the front of a theater. The marquee. The marquee. We never see the marquee. What's it called in the front? It's called the front of a theater.

The marquee! We never see the marquee. What's it called in the front of a theater? We will go to tons of times, never see the marquee because we go in through the back door and get put as you like to do. And then we go. And then we go.

And then we go into. We never talked about, after we did Giggly Squad Radio City, like I got home, my brother came to the show and he didn't say anything to me other than, really Paige an anal joke in front of our parents. Did he say that? Okay, that's giving jelly. It's giving jealous.

And I was like, I didn't say it was me. It's giving jealous. Speaking of my papa, because okay, the Giggly Squad books, there's like a galley that's been made, which is like the first, I don't know what a galley is. But it's going around, and I think they're giving it to some bookstores to be like, do you guys want it, or whatever, and my papa started reading it, and he was like, do you guys talk about pooping

like you do on the pod? And I was like, probably, I don't know what chapter it is, but he started reading it, and he really liked it. probably. I don't know what chapter it is, but he started reading it and he really liked it. Probably. I don't, look at the chapter. It's pretty self-explanatory. There's a thing called an index. Actually, there is a chapter of how to poop in public.

Do you remember? There is. I definitely started that chapter, but. No, I'm obsessed with your family, truly. Thanks, no, we had a fun weekend with my uncle Johnny. He has a basement of all old movie paraphernalia. Let's actually, I saw it on your Instagram story. You've been Instagram,

I love when you get in an Instagram story mood, because sometimes you're just like, you're reposting, you're like working, you're like, this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really just like, you're reposting, you're like working, you're like, this is what I've done. But then there are times where you really let like your true comedic timing humor. Last night I rewatched your Instagram story like three times when you posted that dog and said, I love your bob, I lost it. It was like as if it was the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet because it was.

You know what it is when I'm not with you and I'm not with Des, I don't have anyone to be snarky with. Yes. So then, the internet is my people. But that actually wasn't what I wanted to write. I wanted to write fuck ass Bob, but I knew that all my family would be reading it and be like why did you call the dog fuck ass Bob?

And I was like it's internet joke, whatever. No, this dog's Bob was so quaffed and when it would bark, it would do like a like, fuck, it's Bob. And I was like, it's internet joke, whatever. No, this dog's Bob was so quaffed, and when it would bark, it would do like a, it was like, it was literally Anna Wintour of dogs. But the dog was gay, it was a gay man. And honestly, he looked at me and went, ew. He didn't like me. I was like, you would love. Oh,- You went for Auburn hair, got it.

I said, you would love my friend Paige. You would love her Auburn. Wait, not to bring the mood down. Well, you already brought it down once. I know. This is so sad. My family dog Polo passed away two days ago. My mom called me

hysterically crying. Did you get a weird sense when she called you that something happened or no? No. You're like, I'm true to my own self. I don't know if you heard me 10 minutes ago, I got my own shit going on. Mom, I can't talk right now, fuck the dog.

Fuck the dog. No, actually, wait, this is so fucked up. My mom was obviously like so upset. So like I'm checking in on her the next morning and I'm like, hey, how are you doing? She's like, I'm doing a lot better. And I was like, okay, good. Because I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now.

And I'm like, literally, I don't know what's happening. And everyone's been meeting me. No, but when I tell you, this dog was your mom's shadow. Like, yeah. Polo. No, Polo was. I do have to say, I think we talked about it on the pod, but when I did visit that day,

this dog was half in the grave. Okay, this dog is dead. The dog was dead. No one was acknowledging. No, this dog lived a good life. Long life, but like I looked over and the dog, you know when they're laying, but like it doesn't look like they're breathing.

This dog has consumed more Italian meats than any boyfriend I've ever dated. Some would say that still killed him. Some would say prosciutto wasn't the thing to feed. Some would say it was a little overweight and maybe had some cardiovascular problems. No, but I literally, when we're about to go to the show, I go, I hope Polo's alive, we get back. I just make, I kept making Polo death jokes,

which I think is me, I hate animals dying, to the point that I'd rather be a human. So I couldn't handle it. The comedy started to come with it, but then when you told me, I sent him a text. Yes, I sent Kimmy my text. And I said, sad news today, Polo has passed away. No, I said Kimmy. I typed in and I said, sad news today, Polo has passed away. No, I got really upset.

No, I can't even bring up my childhood cat Trixie. If my dad's listening right now, he's going to turn off Gigguk Squad right now and be like, I need to process this. No, the great thing about Polo was I got Polo after our dog before Polo passed away, and I think we waited maybe like six months before we got polo but I got him when I turned when I was 18 and my parents let me get him because all my friends were going away to college and I wasn't and so like I just felt I was in such a weird time where I was just like I don't know what I'm freaking doing. And I guess like I have to go to college.

That's terrifying. But I was living home and I just felt like, I feel like a loser, honestly. I was like, oh my God, like I'm the only one not going away to school. And so I was like, okay, I'm gonna get this dog. I was with this puppy every single day. So like it truly was my dog. Because the cutest, cause I was the only one home with it every single day. So like it truly was my dog.

Because he's the cutest puppy. The cutest, so I, cause I was the only one home with it during the day. So me and Polo bonded so much. When you were supposed to be at school. I was like, should I skip class? Bark if yes. We ate mac and cheese and we snuggled and like,

and also as a puppy, the laziest dog I've ever seen, like just like had no interest in like running, jumping, playing and I was like, yeah, get in the bed. And so then when I moved to New York City, I really felt like I had like abandoned him and he truly became my mom's dog. And he was just, he was just like the perfect dog. Can we have a moment of silence for Paula?

Moment of silence for Paula. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Should we start doing moment of silence for everything? For people that we cut out of our lives. Moment of silence. Side note, we raised so much money. We haven't gotten the official stats, we'll post it soon,

for the LA fires. And with the Giggly Squad t-shirt, we're so happy about that. We love charity. We're also very specific about the charities. We wanna do our research to make sure we're not just throwing money or throwing supplies at anything.

And sometimes you do stuff and it makes it harder for people. Anyway, long story short, it's complicated. I saw a TikTok that said, if you have acne on the lower third of your face and you're not pre premenstrual. So like, which I, that happens every time I have my period. But like, and you're not premenstrual.

And it's like all month. Okay. Find a new relationship. Stop. Apparently they said it's like, it's a cortisol thing that like this man is stressing you the fuck out. And if you're breaking out while you're with him, it's like your body's response.

Did you follow any of the Madeline RG Central Sea drama when that happened? Kind of, but all the videos were too long, but it was, he kept cheating on her. For me, they were too Gen Z. I was like, these are kids. These are kids they'll figure it out. But the videos I've been seeing,

sometimes I can't identify. Are they back together? I don't think they're back together, but he had like just recently put out a song and it was basically about her and everyone was like making videos, like I hope she doesn't listen to this and like go back to him.

Like I would crumble. Like it was that like, oh, you're like, you're glow up and you're like happy now. I would just call him and be like, give me 20%. Literally coming at ya. Where's, you're using my likeness. Cut. Cut.

The amount of men I'd like to call and say, hey. That'll be 10 fucking grand. Well that's like where I carry suing your ex for wasting your time. Honestly, I didn't understand her until this moment. Till this moment. At first I was like understand her until this moment. At first I was like, okay, Mariah. Okay, now I'm like, why haven't more women done that?

No, the pettiness of Mariah Carey is something to like- Be studied. Yeah. What was I saying? You were saying Central C wrote a song. Oh, okay, so he says in it that like about her skin glow, like glowing or whatever. And she does look completely different

since like getting out of the relationship with him. All of her videos, she did do, I would follow her because when I thought she was just like cute and like wore cool outfits. I love her accent. Yeah. And she would always make videos about like her acne and her skin and all this stuff.

And then like recently she's the clearest skin I've ever seen, honey. Do you ever do, you do see some girls in relationships and I'm talking about not Facetune, just raw, where you're like, hmm, I think he's draining that bitch. I think she's being drained from the inside out. Yeah. I want you girls, look in the mirror.

You don't really know, and I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. True. I'm trying to think like what, and I think you don't notice it until you're out of it. True. I'm trying to think like, if I had any breakups where like, my physical appearance drastically changed. I once was in a relationship where I knew I needed to break up with him,

but I was so scared and I stopped eating, which has never been done in the history of my life. I was so skinny, but in an embarrassing way where I wanted to eat but couldn't. I remember going to one of my mom's jazz gigs with my family and I ordered pasta and I couldn't eat it and I was trying to figure out ways to make it look like I ate it,

but I was so sick and nauseous. Because I knew that I was gonna be pulled aside and be like, what the fuck's wrong with you? No way. Because bitch has never not finished a meal. And then even at work, I'd be eating my sandwich and I'd be picking on it and people comment about it. People would be like, do you not like your sandwich?

Oh my God. Yeah, so I got very skinny and then I started to feel like I was sick, like I had a disease that was taking. Wow, I feel like I don't have good friends because I feel like anytime I'm not eating, they're like, you like taking. Well, I feel like I don't have good friends because I feel like anytime I'm not eating, they're like, you look great. No, when you're not eating, I go, what are you doing?

Keep it up. Are you not finishing that? Can I eat that? Can I have that? Yeah, but that's different. You're just inquiring about if you can eat it or not. I just remember then I got out of it and it takes like a week or two or three.

And the next thing you know, my body was like back in balance. It's funny, cause one of my girlfriends was like in the midst of breaking up with her boyfriend in the past couple of weeks. And it's so funny to like go through a breakup and then be like on the other side and then be talking to like a girl

about going through a breakup. And you just like, you have, you really do have to let them get out all the possibilities, like all the scenarios that they've made up in their head. And she was like going back and forth and she was just like, I don't know if it's right and then blah, blah, blah.

And I was just like, look, if it is right, you'll get back together. Like you'll be fine. And then, I mean, we were three hours in, this bitch was like, I've never been more myself. I feel like a monkey has been lifted off my back. And like okay, you're also three martinis deep. But.

Girls do, losing hair is a thing too. Yeah. And people don't talk about it because I think it is like, it gets scary, but it's more common than you'd think. I've had, definitely had friends being like, you're in the shower and you're like, oh fuck. Like your body is literally like, you can't,

you can try to trick your mind, but you can't trick me bitch. You can't trick me. I think my, like I've had breakups where my face, like I felt like I was holding weight like in my face. And then like I would break up and I'd be like, oh, she does have a dog. We didn't know. Human gua sha. I know. Human Gua Sha.

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I've watched White Lotus. I haven't watched Bridgerton. Wait, you should because it is very like true crime-y. Yeah, I wanna watch it. Like a little mystery. Okay, whatever. The last season of White Lotus, there was a guy... Shoot, I can't think of his name. Whatever. He was like really, really hot in it. And he... Jamie? I think he was British. No, not Theo James. That's my love. No, it was a different guy. Anyway,

he's on this new Apple show called Prime Suspect. Oh, yeah. I haven't watched it. It's so good. Wait, can I just say, shout out to Apple TV. You're a little expensive, but you're- No, they're putting in more. Quality over quantity.

Like when they put out a show, you know it's been green the fuck lit. You're so right, because their top 10 is the same all year. Yeah. And it's just fire. And then they bring back the really good ones. Question for you. Mm hmm. No, I don't know what's going on in Severance.

I can't understand it. Oh, I've given up on that last pop. We were like, watch it. Rewatch it. I have to watch another episode. What is your like when you go, okay, when you go to your apartment and you're turning on your TV, what is, what is, you don't know what I'm gonna say,

I don't think. What is your, what's your streaming platform? Like what's your device where all your apps are on? Okay, this, I feel like I'm about to be naked in front of you guys. Like this is the rawest I've ever been on this pod. If it's what I think, I go. Okay, well first of all,

can I answer it in my own way? Yes, of course. This is an open forum. Okay. So I see- We created it. I sit down and just out of habit, first of all I don't know how to share my own TV on.

There's too many remotes. I click every button until somehow it miraculously turns on. Then I go to the tennis channel. Okay, let me rewind you. You're going to the tennis channel first, but how are you getting to the tennis channel? So it's on cable. It's on cable, but I don't know the tennis channel,

so I have to go tennis channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to go to the tennis channel, you're to go tennis channel. So if I'm on the phone with you and I want to have the tennis channel, you're gonna go tennis channel. So I think it's 500 something. After past 30, I'm not remembering. If you are past 30, I don't know what channel you're on. So I put the tennis channel on,

and if it's a match I like, she's set. And I'll do my thing, and I will have it on all day. If it's not a match I like, I can also go to Amazon, go to Live TV and they have other matches on that are sometimes like women's matches that I wanna watch. Then I do go to Netflix as my first just to be like, is there a new documentary charting? Okay, I don't think you're understanding my question.

How long are you gonna let me go? Well, you said you wanted to do it in your own way and I'm supportive front. What is your box? Like, do you have a- Optimum. Wait, can I just say one thing? I'm not involved in the electrical part of this. My husband deals with that.

I don't know what the wifi password is. I come in and I use it and when it doesn't work, I say, does. And then he's like, how can you always break the TV? No, I should have come correct as someone who does not believe in Bluetooth or wifi, has never had a wireless headphone. I should have come correct.

My theory is, and I know it's true because I know that this is you too, men don't have an Apple TV, they don't have a Roku, they say, this is a smart TV, why would I have that? Is that you? That's what Des has done to me, and what's crazy is, our TV, for me to watch Hulu or HBO, I have to do it through my phone

because it's not up on ours. And I just thought that's the life I had to live. But I'm realizing now, I can just, I used to have Roku when I was living with girls. Correct. And they came correct. I switched to an Apple TV about two years ago from a Roku to an Apple TV.

All my apps are right there. Everything's like signed in, everything's gorgeous. My, I go to my brothers and... Chaos. Chaos ensues. I'm like, how could you even figure out where HBO Max is? You know? No, I know.

And not to brag, but Dez is a man of the world. Yeah. So occasionally for some reason our TV thinks it's like logged into Ireland. So then I like can't get certain things because it thinks we're in Ireland, which is a very small country and limited. He's VPNing your TV and you don't even know it.

I don't know what's going on. He's given your TV an STD and you have no way of getting it back. Des is in, he's in Dublin. For how long? He's coming back for a second. Like he's on pretty long of a tour. Oh my God.

But also like we have stuff going on too. So like what have you been doing? Well like that's why I hung out with family for the first time in years. You're like well I got to know my mom and dad. And they seem lovely. I sent Kim flowers for Polo. No, you're Martha Mae Whovier.

I spoke to Chris and asked him a couple questions, but when he came in. Your corresponding penmanship. I'm gonna watch the Grammys full with no interruptions tonight. Wow. Literally three minutes into the red carpet interviews, he goes, I can't believe you're gonna watch this

for three more hours, all the questions are the same. And I go, yeah. And I'm observing a hundred different things of like, this is girlhood that you're not understanding. No mental gathering. And he's like, this interview is awkward. And I'm like, and that's why I like watching it. Yeah.

Well, this is the first weekend there's no football. So I wonder if the boys were okay. Was everyone okay? Oh yeah, because they're waiting for the Super Bowl. Which do you know, there's some conspiracy theories about the Super Bowl, which I don't like to spread, but I watched the game, they played. But please, say them.

They played the Buffalo Bills. And there were just some rumors that the refs are being very lenient with the chiefs, which would make sense because at the end of the day, capitalism wins again. Everything's about money. Everything's about money. The league makes more money when the chiefs go to the finals.

And Taylor Swift's- Because of a woman. And now we've said it. And the way this bitch deserves a cut more than anyone. I think about it all the time. If the, here's the thing. There's no way the NFL isn't giving her somewhat of a cut. I don't think that would ever like,

they would ever say that because that, I don't know why that feels illegal, but whatever. Yeah. I feel like they've played her music and I don't know. There's just no way because here's the other thing. The TV viewership alone, she's made them millions and millions of dollars. How would they not pay her?

Like something. Or maybe she's signing to let them cut to her because she's not only getting hate. Oh yeah, like maybe she's saying, you can show me. You can cut this amount of times maybe. You give me a certain amount of money. Maybe her team gets approvals. Look at us making shit up.

Oh yeah, I love this. Or, and hear me out here, or she's like, I'm a billionaire. I don't give a fuck. I don't care about your little game. I don't care, I'm literally here to watch my bonehead boyfriend. Like, I'm being supportive, I don't give a shit.

Can you help me with this one thing? Because I don't want to hurt any of the man's feelings. I'm talking facts right now. Chris, I want you to hear this. Why are the positions full back, corner back, running back, tight end? Like we don't tight end. Like who was in the room?

Like, okay, what do we call the fourth one? And they're like, obviously tight end. Tight end. And it's always the hot Kravitz-Kelsie's tight end, Gronkowski's tight end. Tight end and it's always the hot Kravitzkalsky's tight end, Gronkowski's tight end. They pick the cute ones. See, I can say positions, but I don't know where they are. Tight end is a crazy thing to seriously name a position.

Honestly, if any man said tight end to me, I'd be thankful. No, but it's- You know what I'm saying? Thank you. It's one thing if all of them were like side end, wide end, tight end. It has nothing to do with tight end.

And then they just decide- What is a tight end? A tight end is the guy on, I guess the end who keeps it tight. He keeps that motherfucking shit tight. After the game, what do they do together? Shower. And let's be honest, these men can afford their own showers.

You don't have to go in the same showers. And I've heard multiple men, football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I never team bonded with a friend naked. The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together

is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room. Yeah, I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room. Yeah, and it's against my will. I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And then you had a chimichanga, okay? So let's not even act like it was just us bonding.

It was you having a serious problem. I know, it was also an emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact. Sorry, grandpa, papa. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact. Sorry, grandpa, papa, whoever's listening. Do you ever have a gas bubble that you're like, this is how I die?

I was in the car. What's a gas bubble? Like you have to fart? Let me explain. So I was in California with Andrew Collin. I ordered a salad. He ordered like a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show. So I'm like, salad, he ordered a cheeseburger with fries, but it was before our show,

so I'm like, I can't have a cheeseburger for the show. But obviously I'm starving, and he goes to get the car, and he didn't finish his fries, so I'm like, well, now I have to eat his fries. So I shovel a bunch of fries in my mouth, and then you get the adrenaline of like, oh my God, I'm going to the show. I get in the car, everything's normal.

Do you know when you get a wave of like, diarrhea, like it's not like a wave of pain in your stomach? Okay, is it above or below? Above or below? Okay, in your stomach. It's not like a heartburn bubble. No. Okay.

For me, it's always, you know, I don't even burp. It goes out one hole. Yeah. So I guess you're more of a puker. Thank you. So. That's so dainty of you. Wait, this is so bad.

The other day I coughed so hard, I threw up in my own bed. I go, this is a no. I'm like, I need to go to the doctors. This is not okay. Daphne looked at me and was just like, ew. But I honestly. Daphne who just sat and was just like, ew. But I honestly- Daphne, who just sat in your bed five minutes earlier,

was like, do that in another room. I honestly felt like it brought us closer because I was like, do you think I'm a cat? Like I just had a hairball. You just had a hairball on the way she goes. You're becoming the same thing. It's like, oh my God. No, you know when you have to have diarrhea,

but you hold it because you're in a car. So it goes away and then the wave hits again. I call it a gas bubble, where this bubble needs to be released. But I'm like with a straight man, and if I was with you, I would just immediately be like, I'm gonna give you a stat, a play-by-play, until we get to the hotel of how I'm doing.

So Andrew said that I just got really quiet. He was like asking me questions. This is when you start sweating. This is the moment, yeah. I'm sweating, and he's being funny and I'm like, if I laugh right now, we're gonna have a disaster. So I'm just holding it in and I'm like,

you're sweating, you're crying. Like it's horrible. And when I ran to the bathroom and we have like a small green room and it was just like him outside and me in the green room like releasing my inside. There's nothing worse than, and I remember, what city was it in?

You know exactly. Milwaukee. Milwaukee. There was nothing worse than. That was not even a bad one. That was not even a bad one. Grace and I almost passed away. Grace and I were polo, deceased.

And for all of you who are judging me right now at home, if you want a laxative, perform standup comedy. Like, I don't care what's in your body, before you go on stage, you feel like a lion's chasing you and your body needs to like release it. I've never been married. We know. I've never been engaged, but I can imagine the feeling

you get before you walk down the aisle of like, oh, I have a nervous P Like yeah, you're like a nervous poop or like whatever. Yeah, that feeling. Yeah. Um, you know, it's crazy though I never had a crazy feeling Getting engaged or getting married. I was nervous before walking down the aisle But I'm way more nervous about like having kids. I Hope they never listen to us. Can we have a moment of silence?

Let's have a moment of silence. So yeah, I had a gas bubble, but I survived. Final thing I just wanted to say to bond with you. I sent you- Do you feel like we're not bonded enough? I feel like this episode we didn't really connect. I looked over in the car today and my Nana's, first of all, seeing your mom or your Nana

scroll their Instagram is so my Shayla. My Shayla. And I looked and she was, her algorithm has runway on it. And Nana's like, oh, I love this dress. And I was like, bitch would die. Wait, I'm gonna start DMing Nana different outfits I see that I like. Nana's so cute, she was like,

I have to respond to my fans right now, I need a minute, okay, I have to talk to my girls. And then she got upset because she realized, this is the funniest thing that's ever happened, I set that up too strong. She said, she realized that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it. And I said, Nana, that her Instagram posts are going automatically to her Facebook and she's upset about it.

And I said, Nana, that makes your life easier. And she goes, my audience is different on my Facebook than my Instagram. And I'm writing to my Instagram girls when I write on Instagram, I don't want it to be, my Facebook is a whole different demo. Yeah, I think our Facebook recently got hacked. I didn't know we had one.

We don't. We don't know we had one. We don't. We don't. Oh, no. Oh, so Twitter. Oh, a Twitter. No, I feel like someone did it anyway. So anyway, there's something not on Instagram or TikTok. We've been hacked. You got to know what's going to happen when it does hacked. Justin Bieber. Do you know how how many people I wanted to comment

on the internet this weekend? Blocked. Can I just make an announcement? This last week, everything Paige has said, she was hacked. She was hacked. Anything you saw on TikTok or Instagram, hacked. But one last thing, just shout out, Scaparelli. Look at you, oh my God.

No, the way my jaw dropped at the works of art. Is anyone doing it like Scapparelli right now? No, it's truly works of art. That's the thing, like with fashion, it can be so different and like truly be like a piece of art that you're wearing. Do you think Scapparelli is actually where we- Come together?

We come together in Schiaparelli. Cause one, it's Italian. Two, it's like a little out there, but three, it's gorgeous. Wait, Schiaparelli is us. Yeah. Like if you see us, you go, those are Schiaparelli girls. Wait, we need to be in Schiaparelli together.

Thanks for giggling with us. Thanks for crying with us. Thank you for starting fights with us and starting fighting, defending us. My back. We love you guys so much. We have shows coming up in Hollywood, Florida, St. Augustine, Florida. Nashville. Nashville, New Orleans for Galentine's Day.

You guys better be there. I need to get all my outfits. I know me too. I haven't have, I don't have them yet. I like forgot. Red, pink moments. Oh shoot. Skeper- outfits. I know me too. I don't have them yet. I forgot. Red, pink moments. Oh shoot. Scarebriley.

I'm wearing Scarebriley. Okay. Love you guys. Bye. This new year, why not let Audible expand your life by listening? Explore audiobooks, podcasts, and exclusive Audible originals that inspire and motivate you. Just open the app and tap into your well-being

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