Giggly Squad - Giggling about MTV awards, depression, and choosing best friends

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

Paige went to the MTV awards in LA and Hannah watched a lot of dope docs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my gluten free giggler? I rather die. Are you gluten free? No, but people are being really helpful like, hey, I know you have like bloating IBS problems and they're telling me to stop eating bread. I don't want to be on this earth if bread is not around me at all times. Have you taken any steps though to limit your... Absolutely not. I'm going to say.

Awesome. I just feel like life is too short. Life's too short. Yeah. That was my brine brown quote for the day. I have just some quick housekeeping, you guys. Go to our link on Instagram. And we have a Boston show and a DC show that might be sold out and a New York City show.

We're so excited about it. And then I just go excited. I miss our live shows. We had a little break, but now we're back. I also have some stand-up stuff I'm doing to coma. Wait, no, we're to coma is. Wait, can we talk about the pictures? Wait, can we just talk about your Instagram aesthetic recently? I'm like embarrassed by it. I put it I put that on my store because I don't want to grid it. I was like, no, No, it's not her. That's a grid word that you're in an evening gown with gloves Gloves, I was looking I was like, who is this? gloves. I was looking I was like who is this? I bought an Amazon top that was $33 incredible fit and it changed your life and now I was just like and now you do Amazon lives

of like what to wear for the summer. This is the thing. People either message me and say Hannah. Did Paige let you wear this? Did you run this by page or they say page Would love this so I live and die by what you think of me and I'm talking my therapist about it I got but anyway of stand-up shows in Tacoma in Portland in Madison was canton go badgers go badgers Very excited. Not as excited. We're gonna add more dates for Giggly. I can't wait. All of September is just Giggly. I'm getting giggles. Wait, somebody just asked me to do something in September and I was like, I'm sorry, the month of September is literally

dedicated to Giggly. Someone was getting married or something and I was like, sorry, I'm giggling that month. I also have gotten a lot of Gigglers reach out. This is just like a mental health moment. Just saying like, hey, I deal with I'm giggling that month. I also have gotten a lot of gigglers reach out. This is just like a mental health moment. Just saying, like, hey, I deal with depression, because you know the gigglers love a depressed moment. We deal with depression all the time. We love being depressed.

And they say, are we, are weekly episode helps them fight depression? And you know what, same sees. Seriously, I think it's like a dose of therapy. I am slowly getting out of my depression. I was deep in it for a couple of weeks. Yeah, really like a couple months. I was deep in one years. Yeah, and I, 29 years if we're counting. And I am slowly coming out of it. What's weird about depression is you don't know you're in it until you get a little bit out and you're like, oh, so you're not supposed to struggle to just get dressed in the morning?

Right. I was like having a hard time washing my face. I was like, what is the point? Yeah, or someone will send you a basic text message and you'd be like, oh, what do you want? Guys, oh my god! Literally the amount of times I'd look at my phone and be like, everyone shut the fuck up. And they're literally like, hey, checking in and you're like, oh! So really my mom being like, good morning, and I was like, stop! Unless someone's messaging me about bringing me food, it's like, stop up! Okay, I have not been in New York City in weeks. I'm literally missing the best months of New York City right now. It's so annoying.

I've been traveling and then to my surprise, I go on my Instagram and I see just all my friends hanging out and like not that I was around to be invited, but it was like you guys straight up replaced me with a member of my family, which for some reason hurt more than just like another girl. You know what, it turns out, Paige and Gary are kinda inter-changeable. Changeable, thank you.

Sierra just text me, it was like, are you at the stands? And I was like, yes, Sierraier rolled in with a man's. And I said, who is the sexy man? And then I realized it was no one other than Gary Disorbo. And there were gigglers there that were talking to me. And I just looked at him and he is unlike us. He doesn't love attention, which is, I don't trust him. But he's just kind of enjoying sitting back,

making sure everyone's having fun. A few jokes underneath his breath. Gary loves this stand-up show too. He does. He loves it. So Gary was excited, but I literally tell all the gigglers, like, oh, this is Paige's brother, and they went nuts, and he looked at me like, how dare you bitch. Mordified.

How dare you. And he's just the sweetest, and we all were were just hanging out and then they went to my comedy show. I got a text. It's funny because I haven't even been to your comedy show. I got it. No, you've been to the big ones. I've been to the big ones. I got a text from him being like, hey, can I stay in your apartment?

And I was like, yeah, sure. And then that's like all I heard. I didn't realize that meant like impersonating me and like hanging out with all my friends and like, I think it was like good. What was it? I don't remember, I just remember being like, my mom definitely picked it out.

Also, he took Sierra to a Yankee game. I saw her Instagram story, then I saw his and I was like, wait a second. Do you think Sierra and Gary could ever date? No, I think that Sierra sees him as like an older brother and I think he very much sees her as like me. Like okay, I need to protect Sierra at all costs. Yeah.

Is Gary single? Gary is single. What kind of girl do you manifest for him? Oh? My gosh, I'm honestly as a true narcissist that I am I manifest someone that like I am gonna hang out with you know Like I'm more manifesting a sister than a wiper Does she treat him well? I don't give a shit, but does she compliment me in my outfits? Yes, yeah, and like can we go out and like drink together and then like, he pick us up at the bar?

Yeah. Yeah. Does she really love him? I don't know. Not in my business. But, oh my god. We're just manifesting. My mom says, just like a nice girl.

You know, we can never just find a nice girl. So that's where we're manifesting. My mom says just like a nice girl. You know, we can never just find a nice girl So that's where we're manifesting. Do you consider Gary like nice guy or is he kind of like Tough guy. So Gary is a cancer like our true true cancer my brothers a cancer And my heart breaks for them. Sensitive little souls put on the inside. On the inside, just the mushiest. And they want to be confident. They want to, they want to put on a brave face, but they're so sensei. And I will insult Gary and he will remember it three years later and be like, do you remember when you said that to me? And I'm like, no, because I have a life and I don't remember that one insult

But sounds like it was hilarious like Stars busy insulting other people No seriously, I'm like what I have so many other people I had a penny I was talking with fellow comic Ashley Gavin about like signs you should break up with someone. Yeah. And I want to know your opinion because I think we nailed it. If you're taking, if you pull out your notes up and you start taking notes of like behaviors

or something, if you start googling, is it bad? If you have a pros and cons list anywhere, if you do a BuzzFeed quiz of, is he a narcissist? I think I'm single. I'm never, okay, okay, okay, wow, okay, wow, Bethany, wow. Okay, okay, okay, wow, okay, wow, Bethany, wow. I don't have a notes app for Craig, but recently I was going through my notes,

and I opened one, and it was a strongly worded text message, and I got like three words in, and I was like, oh, wow, I was like gonna send that to Craig months ago. So, that's just a draft text. That's just a draft text. So that's not great. It's not great. We're not gonna promote it.

No. But do you know when you don't know how to handle your emotions and you think, you know what, the internet's gonna tell me? Yeah. And you literally are like, what does it feel like when you're not with the right person, like that kind of shit? News flash, save the three hours of going down a dark hole. If you need to do the, telling you, you're not with the right person like that kind of shit. Newsflash, save the three hours of going down a dark hole.

If you need something to do with it. Telling you, you're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. Yes. Oh my god, I totally believe in that because now that I think back to every ex boyfriend, I have had either a pros and cons list or just like a list of things that you've done

and I haven't forgotten about it. Ah! Yeah. And I'm not talking about a list of things that you're manifesting, like pages list of what she wants with a guy. I'm not talking about her list of like presents that she thinks will be cute to get. Things where they've done you wrong. You're so Italian. They have done you wrong and I don't have the best memory so I need to write that shit down. Or just tell Gary. Or I just tell my mom who is like a

literal like squire. Like we'll write down everything. Oh final thing if you're not telling your mom things it's done. Okay, yes, I agree with that, but I've never been able to have that filter. I tell her everything because I need I need a real opinion. I need her to have all of the facts. I was recently with my mom in LA and we had probably one of the biggest conversations ever about Craig, but I was telling her about my sex life. When did you become me and my mom? And she said, and I,

and then I went to tell her something else, and I was like, sorry, is that too much? And as this bitch is like sipping a bulini, she goes, you just told me about your full sex life. You think now it's too much? But she actually gave me some like real insight like your mom's no Or not even though your mom knows anything everything your mom knows you more than anyone. Yeah, and she understands you and She's part of you. Yeah, and but also there are let's not normalize every mom being amazing. There are toxic relationships. There are some bad moms. There are some bad moms out there. Yeah. But finding someone who you know just loves you for you and is rooting for you and understands you. Yep. Anyone could be a mom. Yes. I agree with that.

Luckily mine lives in my house, so I don't actually go far. Dads, don't trust them. I mean, they're great for like a hug every now and then, but look. I literally, if I texted my dad right now and said, what's my birthday? He'd be like, please stop annoying me. Like, no way that man would know.

I test my dad all the time. I'm going to text him right now. So maybe by the end of the pod. I would text my dad, but he would cheat and just ask my mom. When's my birthday? No cheating. Okay. And then be like a name three of my friends. Just three. He looked at it he knows friends names but he says them all like wrong. And I'm like, I'm doing on purpose. Yeah. I've my best friend from high school. He still calls blondie because he just I was like her name stuck. Dider hair, kind of, kind of red. She's a new era. He doesn't acknowledge it. My dad knew it. November 4th. wow, good job. What's the year?

What's the year Gary's senior? There's a reason he didn't do the year. He definitely doesn't know the year. I also want to bring up, you know, Hocker walks. Yeah. I now I'm normalizing. I think I saw it on TikTok. Hot couple gossip walks hot gossip walks

Yes, and she is like nothing brings you together. He got their year wrong. He got it wrong. Yep. He said 93 Oh, just dance Okay, back to your landscaping. He's like closing out. He's like closing. How many children do you have, Gary Sr.? So yeah, at the end of a day, it is important that you can gossip with your significant other. Yeah.

You say, let's go get some froyo. Let's go, you know, just do a little walk, see the birdies, and you give him the tea. I don't wanna say it, but it might be better gossiping with your significant other than your best friend. Wow. Because you know, like I know when I tell tell you something you're gonna have the exact same opinion

About it as I do so we kind of feed off that energy. Yeah They throw a curve ball in there and you're like whoa Have you ever gone off like an hour of gossiping with me and then you turn to your significant other and tell them the T and yeah They play doubles advocate and you're like Nothing I hate more than a devil's advocate nothing and like and I'll go from him just being devil's advocate with a stupid scenario to me being like who's team or you want yeah what what what's marriage to you why was I to dinner the other day with um Craig and something happened

Where he wanted to gossip about it, but it was like the people that we were around we didn't know these people We were just like eavesdropping and he said oh my god. I can't tell you now But when we get out of here, I have something to tell you and it was like that's a love language Like I was so excited. I was so does and I at night we do comedy He's at the seller and I have the stand so we're like doing the same things But in different places, but we know all the same comic right? I was gonna say but it's all the same people we literally are like okay So and so did this here and he's really came anyway, so we're in the green room and two of the comics start to fight and everyone is

like Weird like I literally felt like I was filming reality TV again everyone tightened up the two guys I am so surprised there's not more like docu series on like the A comedians life like especially in New York City of of people that have been in the comedy world for years. And then they blow up and people are like, they're out of nowhere. And you're like, no, they've actually been performing

for 10 years. Yeah. You know? Well, they say you don't make it in comedy until like seven years in. That's nuts. Which is wild. But these comics are fighting and people are upset and I get this like hit of dopamine

and I get my phone out and I start texting does and I'm like you will not believe. Yeah. And he immediately takes a side. I actually took the same side as him and it was hot, hot, hot drums. And afterwards I was like, guys, don't worry, this is, we're all gonna talk about this for a week. This is gonna be fun, we're gonna be okay. But I do think bonding over, if your dude doesn't give a fuck

about your stupid friend drama, and that's what you care about so deeply, yeah. You're not compatible. Right, right. I totally agree, because I've had boyfriends who have been like, this is stupid, like why do you even care about it? When like, yes, we know that.

We know that it's stupid, why do we care about it? But for a couple hours. Because we're bored. I need to, like, I need to vent about it, I need to talk about it, I need to get it out there. So if you're not gonna be an active participant in it, then you don't get me when I get to the point where like, yeah, I don't care about it anymore.

Yeah, then he's into it and you're like, we don't care about it anymore, not. I get over. But I do think it's good if like you're actually upset about something. Sometimes it's nice for his bigger perspective to be like, hey, this doesn't matter and I love when he's like that. But I want him to be like, tell me everything.

I have a catch 22 because sometimes Craig will rile me up more and I'll be like really? You're gonna let that happen and I'm just like oh my god now I have to like set our house on fire and I wasn't prepared. What is this thing in the notes that made me pee myself about Craig? the notes that made me pee myself about Craig. So there are times where Craig will do something and I'm like I'm totally talking about that on the podcast and he's like no pages like doesn't bear singing whatever. But I part of our contract. I can't take it anymore. So a couple of weeks ago and I didn't even like let me just set the scene because I didn't really think about it enough

Couple weeks ago we're in Charleston whatever we're like getting ready for bed I'm like already in the bed He's like brushing his teeth or something and he would just randomly was like I love you page like you're my best friend And I was like oh that's so sweet like I love you too and then like three seconds later He's like you know like you never tell me that I'm your best friend. He's such a labrador retriever puppy. Hannah, when I tell you I burst out laughing, like I couldn't hold it in. And he's like, he's kind of like sad. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, you always say, can is your best friend.

And then Stephanie is your best friend from high school. And then Sierra is your best friend. And then you have another best friend. And he's like, I never do say, like, I'm your best friend. And so I start laughing. And I'm like, you are my best friend. I swear, you are one of my best friends. Well, if you know, Paige page she throws the word best friend around liberally.

I think with 100 best friends and that you've never said that I'm one of them. So like a couple of weeks go by and most recently he like says something again he's like you're my best friend and he like, look at him and I'm like, okay. And he's like, see, you still have never been in it. He wants to start a fight when he says that. He's so money. And he's like, you know, we do all the things that best friends do. We have sleepovers, we gossip, we laugh about stuff, and you just never say it.

So we're starting a new segment called what a Craig Cry about this week. And this week is about not being my best friend, but. You have earned that. You've stayed firm. I love that you've stayed firm with it. It's like me with anal. I'm like, I can't give you everything.

I can't give you everything. It's really, it's to keep something for me. I can't call someone my best friend who isn't on the spot funny and Craig is getting funnier, but until he reaches a point where I'm confident in his humor, he will be my best friend, but I can't, I can't just give him that without him,

or it'll be better if he earns it. He'll feel better earning it. This is so funny and so toxic. So toxic. I personally, I think I find Craig funnier than you do. Maybe because you spend more time around him. Yeah. But we'll just watch him and his natural actions and I think it's funny.

But is he trying absolutely not? No, that's his humor is he will do things that he will know it's funny. So I have to tell him like, hey, that was really funny. And he gets excited when I tell him something. Southern people, I know he's from Delaware, but I feel like he's very immersed in Southern culture. Yeah, I mean, he's been here over 10 years. I watched Todd, I watched Chrisley's nose best accidentally.

It was on, because I knew there was like crazy shit going on with them, and I just watched a little of the episode. All they do is like, okay, how did they get this show up? Because like, it's very entertaining, but like, who are that? It's hard to get a show. No, who are that? He's a real estate tycoon who now we realize

is not a tycoon. Basically, he's like, oh, he he's super he's basically super bitchy and He's everyone in his family, but like in a joking way. It's just him yelling at his family in like a very I enjoyed the show like if the show is on and there's nothing on and like it whatever I will I have laughed at some of the things on that show That was hilarious the most recent gossip coming out that he's that he's gay and he's been with his business partner like this entire time. Yeah.

Yeah. That was the show. Yeah. Like I don't I like what? Yeah. No, I know. I know. Did you guys not know?

You guys, we would never, on Pride Month, we would never out someone. Never. We're never. Never. He's hysterical. He literally like made his son do all his chores so he could go get a facial.

He's amazing TV. He was born to be on reality TV. He's their great TV. They're great and like very likable in spite of, like them always fighting as a family. It's a very like likable cute way. But they're in like court right now for like bad tax evasion.

Yeah. Oh my God. Don't. Don't. I Don't you have succeeded in reality TV until you have tax evaded. Okay. Don't manifest that for me. No, that might not be your journey. That is not my journey. Um, I love that show though. Well, you also were at the MTV award show.

I was at the MTV award show. There's so many names for them now. It was such an experience. It's nothing like it looks like on TV. I will say that. Oh. It's so different. You think that they're in this massive arena.

You're not. You're not. You're like when you're in the award show or when you're taking photos outside. That, the red carpet is more hours than the actual wardrobe, which is some interesting tea. But LA, I haven't spent a lot of time there,

like consecutively, but I spent a week there, two weeks ago, and I just recently spent a week there two weeks ago and I just recently spent a week there. In just like my findings of LA, there's so many different types of LA people. Like you're either like a really rich hot mom with plastic surgery. Or you're like a meditation, vegan, like where's her hair and slick back buns, like a vibe? Or you're just like an actor, a struggling actor. Yeah, like you're a struggling actor, you're like pretending to be so, it's just like a lot

of different LA stereotype people. And then I feel like I was thinking about New York. There's one type of New Yorker. And like I think, yeah, like I think that's what brings us together because we all collectively hate everything. Yes, we hate New York. Yeah, we like. But if someone else says they hate New York, I'm like, you don't know what the New York's place in the fuck world. So I do what the fuck you're talking about. You never survive a day in New York. But like, and that's our thing. And like, New York is like a melting pot of cultures.

And then we have like the finance bros, but it's mostly people that are just like busy and trying to make it work. Where LA is a very specific niche of Midwesterners, southerners in California people, and some angry New Yorkers who are trying very specific niche of Midwesterners, Southerners, and California people, and some angry New Yorkers who are trying to live their dream and entertainment. And I feel like in LA,

like walking down the streets of LA, everybody cares what everybody's doing. In New York, no one gives a shit about what anyone's doing. You can take a shit on the street, and I could walk by you and I don't care. Yeah. If that was your journey for the day, you're on it, you're doing it.

If I could cry hysterically in the middle of mid-town and someone will like push me over. Yeah, and be like, it's a crosswalk. Move it or lose that. But I break up with them or don't. Stay it on, I'm gonna go shit, just get out of the crosswalk. No, seriously. Like, and I love of the crosswalk. No, seriously. Yes, please. Like, and I love New York for that.

I love it. But has LA changed you? Do you feel differently about LA after spending like two weeks? And that's just how like the most cliche bitch in the world, but like the weather. It's a different quality of life when every single day it's 75 in sunny.

True, except you don't get to have cute fall trench coats. They don't have seasons. And all they're, I don't love that you can't walk places. I do. But I do. People just think I'm homeless, but I do. Yeah, but it's just like I rather like walk to lunch then, like walk back to my apartment.

Like I don't like the drive. The whole Uber life for like obviously I can't drive. I'm going to LA at the end of June for a little podcast. Oh, that'll be so fun. Tell me everything about the award show. How do you pick the look? I picked my look based on, I was like, OK, what is something that I would love to wear?

But I would never wear it to any other event except something that was like MTV related. So I saw this jumpsuit and it had no lining in it and I was like, ooh, could I get away with it? I was like, it's too much. So I had them put a lining in it. Then I changed the bottom of the pants because they were like tight around my ankle. I made them a flare pant. And then I was just like living my best like ice skater life. And I was here for it. Oh my god. It really is, okay, you know when you're watching something

and on a red carpet, you see, like you hear the people taking the pictures and you hear them yelling the person's name. Oh my god, Kendall, Kendall, turn this way, Kendall. I always wondered, what if you're a photographer, and you have no idea who that person is that you're taking a picture? Before you step on the red carpet, they hold up a sign that says your name.

So all the photographers, so that was a revelation. That was like, this is interesting. You guys have no idea who I am, but I'm here for it. They're yelling my name. Then you have to go to each person to do an interview. And I just had, I didn't want to. I was just like, I thought that I was going to love the red carpet. And I'm actually really stressed out by it.

And I'm anxious, and I don't wanna do it. Did you do it with Craig or did you do together then solo? Like how did we navigate that? Did you use your purse? Did he have his own make character moment? That's true. We talked about it before and he was like,

what are you? What are you comfortable with? Because you're presenting and I just wanna be like here for you. Craig has been very attentive recently. And I, at first, I was like, yeah, I don't like cramp my style. I'm doing it by myself. And then when I was on the red carpet,

I felt like a child looking for their parent on a playground because I was like, this is, talk about stimulation overload. I was like, this is too much. And like, okay, now let's do it together. So that worked out well. I saw Paris Hilton, the woman doesn't age. The woman does not age.

She eats poop like him. She must. There's something going on because she doesn't age. I saw the Demelio family. They, very cute, very chic. I think that Dixie Demelio is going to be a fashion icon. In the coming years, I think that she is going to be on the cover of Vogue. She's going to get to that status.

She's not tall, but I think she has, obviously, they have like, stylus and great stylus. But I think she has, obviously they have like stylus and great stylus, but I think she has a- She has a girl factor. She has a girl, like personal style and she's like out of the box when she gets dressed. How is her style different than Charlie's? I see Charlie as like, I mean she's a baby, like she's a little girl. Dixie is a couple years older, so I think she's had more time to be like, what do I like, what do I not like?

Where Charlie is just like, experimented. Yeah, she's just a little girl. Like she's putting on things that like she likes where I feel like Dixie thinks about it more. Yeah. I also think the name Dixie is fucking epic. Iconic.

I did interview their mom on burning in hell hell once. Oh, yeah, it's like really cool. Did you have really down to earth? I'd love to know how she got the names Dixie and Charlie cuz I love them didn't ask yeah, I feel like a terrible I mean I love you listing everyone you saw who else give us a tea Tefee was there. We love tefee. Oh Oh, we love Tuffy. I hugged her and her rings got caught onto my outfit. So we just hung out with each other for like 10 minutes because we couldn't move. And that was fun. Did anyone big time you? Anyone snuff you? No, everyone was like, I mean, we were with all reality people. So like, it's not like we were with like, a list of celebrities, other than like Paris Hilton was there. So I felt like, oh, this is like fun.

It felt like a high school reunion, because it's like, oh, you guys were older than me, so I don't really know you, but I know who you are. Like, that's how I felt with the sound of fun-set people. I was like, did you see Christine Quinn? No, she was the only one that wasn't there. So I felt like I was at a high school function where I was like, I know who you are,

but we weren't in the same grade. Yeah, yeah. I saw Kathy Hilton and all the Beverly Hills housewives. There were a lot of housewives that I saw. I also like, I'm not one to like, go up and like, introduce myself. No. Because I'm just like awkward and I'm like what do I say? I remember Bravo Con We saw Lisa and her dog and like I feel like other people were like going up to them introducing them pitching them their business

And like yeah, just like that's cute. Yeah, like what do I go up and like shake your hand? I'm like hi page of store about summer house like one no do I go up and like shake your hand? I'm like, hi, Paige just saw about summer house. Like what? No, I'm not gonna be like a weirdo. The only person like I really did fan girl over was a couple from 90 day fiance Lauren and Alexei. And like I saw them as we were like pulling in. I was like, that's the 90 day couple.

So like that's who I was most excited to meet. How is presenting an award? How did go? I, I mean, I loved it. I love every second of it because I also, I know how to read from a teleprompter. So I feel like that's what people are most nervous about, which I didn't, I wasn't nervous about that part. And then you go backstage before and you read what you're supposed to read out there

like into a microphone so that the teleprompter guy can hear what your pace is. So that was interesting. Yeah, he was like, okay, read this one so I can hear you. And then you go out on stage and they're like, okay, go. And then you just, and it's like such a weird, it was weird because I've always watched the MTV Awards like on TV as a kid. Who won the award that you presented? Jimmy Fallon, but he wasn't there to accept it. So they showed like a video.

Oh, I know. Where was the party after? My hotel room. I went right to bed. My outfit was so uncomfortable and so tight. And it was so tight around my neck that when I took it off I had like, I looked, it looked terrifying. She seems so tight around my neck I orgasm.

No, but it was really fun. But I think the number one thing I learned from being in LA is that we are taking pictures all wrong. Oh, yeah, explain. So the next day, Craig and I go to lunch and I'm sitting next to these two girls. They were like in their 20s, like it was definitely like they were like two best friends and they went to lunch solely to take pictures. And I respected the fuck out of it.

So the one girl was like, take my picture sitting at this table. So her friend across from her took her phone like this, okay? Like you were about to take a normal picture. But then she took the other girl's phone, flipped it around to the camera so that the girl who's getting their picture taken could see herself and how she wanted to be

angled, but she was actually taking the picture with the phone that was like this. So she had two phones back to back, one with the camera so the girl could see herself and then the other phone was taking the pictures. And you looked at Craig and you go, that's a best friend. Yeah. And so do you want to get to best friend status? They're living in 2045. You got to reverse engineer the photo process.

I'm like, why didn't you think of that? It's amazing. I also learned about like, you know Kim Kardashian? She posts content every single day, which is giving me J-Lo vibes where it's like, how much more do you need in this life? But she's Kim Kardashian who's busier than everyone is getting a photo out of day.

And I realized that someone reported like she takes certain days of the week to take like tons of photos with different outfits, which like, it's hard to take tons of photos with different outfits. Which like, it's hard to get to a routine like that though. It's strategic, it's organized. She also has a team of humans. It's true. It's also, I love ordering clothes.

I don't know if it's my ADHD, but I hate the act of opening it up and then having to try it on my body. And also, whoever you're with, everyone does the same thing. Do you think you could take a picture of me? And then you want to go so fast so that you're not putting that other person out. And then you start bargaining. And you can't do it with a boyfriend because if it's a friend, then I'll take a picture of you.

But if it's a boyfriend, you're like, I'll suck your dick like I don't like if you get a little bit lower all get lower later like I don't like how do we work this out Remember when I had a tripod when I had trip Yeah, what happened to trip I don't know I'm gonna bring him back You I feel like me and you have both gone through different, like social media moods and trends. I mean, I only posted tweets for like three years. Now you're full glam. Did you see my relatable ass post the other day of my pimples?

Yeah, I was like, okay, when did she become a role model to all the girlies in the world? I did not think I was gonna get the response that it did, but I was just like, I was just like, hey, I'm breaking out so badly and I feel like I'm so insecure walking this red carpet with my skin. That people looking at the pictures are probably like, oh my god, like her skin looks so good or like, oh, she like, oh, I wish I looked like that or something. And I was just like, I didn't feel like that at all. And I feel like everyone should know that. I'm so proud of you for doing that. Because I feel like the page I first met,

wouldn't have had the confidence to do it. And I mean, that in the nicest way possible. You're 1,000% right. Because you don't need to now show people that you're so hot or you're so confident. It's like, you're just being yourself. And I'm proud of you. I didn't wear a bra or underwear to the MTV Awards.

Obsessed with that, leave it out, I'm obsessed with that. Every now and then I do click on like a filter just to like, because it's crazy technology to see what it does. Half of them I think they make you look uglier. Some of them you look like a mosquito. I'm like this is actually terrifying them you look like a mosquito. I'm like, this is actually terrifying. My nose is a square. I don't know.

I like this thing on. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Okay, now I need to have some shade on Kim Kardashian, who we love. We're Kim Kardashian's stand podcast and golf and skiing. And then it's, but when she said, I will eat poop to look young, I did not like that.

But then she goes on to be like, by my new skincare, because I'm ready to share with you guys what has made my skin and my face look so amazing. And I'm like, Jay-Low and you're fucking olive oil. Lies. Well, it's definitely a lie. Second of all, give us your plastic surgeon bitch because that fucking cocoa, you know, butter,

whatever bullshit moisturizer, did not change the shape of your nose and your lips and your chin and your cheekbones and your eyes. Go off. And I'm okay with it. I have you have changed me. I'm okay with it, but I'm about transparency. I'm about honesty. I got that. And don't tell me, don'm okay with it, but I'm about transparency. I'm about honesty.

I got that. And don't tell me, don't Kylie Jenner the bullsham be like, use this lip and your lips are gonna look like mine. No, go to your doctor in Orange County. Give a disown. Also, when people say that, like, I've been using this forever, this is why my skin's so good. How you just went and formulated something in a lab

and you've been using it just yourself like that doesn't even make any sense How have you been using it for so long? I have a new theory about the Kardashians. Okay. They're cult The biggest cult the most underground cult that nobody's realizing They are controlling all the news. Yeah. Like we've lost free draft speech. And then you bring back your money. You're creating every single company. So like everywhere you go, it will be a Kim brand.

And then they are creating compounds, not houses. Compounds for them all to create like a full commune. And someone related it, I think someone on TikTok was talking about how they're religious and how this is how like religious wealthy people like to like keep their wealth. And then I think about Rob Kardashian and I'm like, he got kicked out of the cult. Like he can't be trusted with the information of the cult or he doesn't believe in the cult. And that's how Scott stayed in it for so long because it's a cult. Right.

And now Scott's like kind of out. No, I completely agree. It is a cult. I mean, they control it. You could be in all, you could only buy their companies and live. The only thing they don't have is like a food company. I think when Kanye tried to go for president, that was terrifying. I forgot about that. Don't I will not be surprised. Kim has a lot of great. I will not be surprised. Give it like, do you want to know what I actually thought?

I thought that when Kanye started the Sunday services that that he was gonna start a religion Like I was convinced that he was gonna start something like Hillsong and that's how they were gonna get like tax breaks on things, but that didn't happen I was like wow I was pretty happy about it. So you know the Kardashians were Hillsong members? Worthy. They were. Even I'll talk about it.

People won't talk about it. Everyone talk about Chris Pratt. People won't talk about Kardashians. Wow. So I'm scared. More of the story. We're scared. I think we live in a simulation

Also, I date Craig Conover who's like loves a conspiracy theory. We talk about them all the time So right now we're on snows not real and we never went to the moon So that's what we talk about on our hot couples walks. We're like what do you think about squirrels? Are they real we went to a zoo recently because our flight got canceled and there was nothing to do where we were and he was like, there's a zoo down the street and I was like, ehm, whatever, let's just go. We have like two hours. I hate animals, but.

I am convinced that zoos are not real. Zoo's aren't real. I think that all the animals in there, they are made. The robots? Yep, they're robots. I was like, well. Zoo's are made. For about? Yep, they're robots. I was like, well, zoos are problematic. So problematic?

And I had never really been to a zoo before. I've been to like an aquarium. Yeah. Just as for the fish, I feel like people don't give a shit about fish. And so I went to the zoo and I was just like, this is horrible. Obsetting.

This is upsetting. And I was like, I don't think that's a real animal in there and He was the animals definitely are like some of them are drugged some of them are just like happy They're not depressed animals Absolutely, I was like I feel like awkward being here and he was like out sleep I mean, but it was it it wasn't our fault. It was literally dealt us fault So we didn't we were kicked out of our hotel. We were homeless. We had nothing to do and he was like, let's go to the zoo. Okay. So then I'm on Instagram and I see all these things about like Megan Foxes and like MG Kay anymore and I'm just like, oh my

God, because of one video where she's like annoyed that he's speaking like, if I had a fucking dollar, if I had a penny, if I had a penny where every time Craig spoke and I was just like, That doesn't mean I don't love the man. He's not my best friend, but I do love him Just because I don't want to murder him doesn't mean I don't love him. Yeah, then M.G.K. came up on my TikTok which never happens like I never he's never in my algorithm about my TikTok, which never happens. Like, I never, he's never in my algorithm. So I went to his actual TikTok page, the most recent two TikToks that she is in,

that he posted, she hates him. She hates him. Oh my God, she hates him. Like, he's literally just like talking and like laughing about something and you can just see in her face or she's just like, and then there's one where he's giving a toast and she's looking down and she's holding the glass

and I'm like, I've made this face before and that's the face of like, I have such the ik from you. And I don't trust people that act like they have so much sex like talk about it so much because I'm like, you're actually like not then. And I feel like they were very like, we like had sex on that table. And I was like, okay, it's in your house. Like I would assume. Like some weird shit happened on that table. Like, ah, you don't need to tell me. You know how sometimes people say like a slow burn is good? I once had a guy tell me like, oh, I like you

because it's a slow burn and I really did not like that. I was like, wait, you're not like crazy hots for me. But I guess he meant like it's a normal progression of a relationship or some relationship. It feels like an actual drug and it's crazy. And I feel like she went on a post divorce like celebration with this this young fun guy. And that young fun, exciting dude who you have the best sex with is not always the one who you want to sit on the couch with and eat take out and do nothing with.

Which is life is, let's be honest honest most of us are sitting on the couch yes like somebody this is actually this might be a little bit too much but whatever we're on a clay squad somebody asked me if who oh I think it was my mom like it does Craig make you laugh the most of any boyfriend you've ever had and I thought about it and I was like, no. What? My boyfriend from college. My boyfriend after college made me laugh, the hardest I've ever laughed,

but he was the most toxic human I think I've ever laid eyes on. Craig gives me that consistency of where I know I can laugh with him over a longer period of time. Because my first boyfriend that made me laugh so much, I was over it after six months because I was like, it's not funny at all. Yes. I get the slow burn thing where it's like, this is sustainable. I can't be laughing all day every day. I have a job. You know, like, I have things to do. But I know that like he will always make me laugh at certain points. We also, I might have talked about this on Gagley Squad. That girl who said, if you have less

sex throughout the relationship, that's actually good. Yeah. Like, if it slows down, because everyone's like, oh no, why is it slowing down? It's like, when you're in the relationship, that's actually good. Like, if it slows down, because everyone's like, oh no, why is it slowing down? It's like, when you're in the beginning, obviously it's so much fun, and you also need more affirmation that the guy likes you, so you're like, let's fuck, let's fuck, over together, we have to fuck, over together, let's fuck. And then, if you're not fucking twice a day,

that's good, because it means you actually feel secure in the relationship. Right. And when you're still fucking all the time, that means, that's good because it means you actually feel secure in the relationship. Right. And when you're still fucking all the time, that means that's weird. That means like, you need the like drug of it all. And I would even, I would say like, as it's like in, and I'm not saying infrequent, like you should be fucking once every three weeks. Like that's crazy.

I mean, like, okay, it slows down a little, but you're still consistent, but those consistent times are more intense. Yes. You know, and that is like a deeper connection than like, oh my God, we had six, seven times today, and I didn't look at you one time because I was reverse every single time. Like, you know, like the more,

it's like more intense, like you're like, I really like doing it once. Yeah. like you know like the more it's like more intense like you're like I ask about my day once but also if you're having no sex that's another extreme where that could be something more but I think normalizing that you're in a comfortable relationship when you don't feel the need to get that affirmation from his dick being inside you all the time right right when in the beginning you're just so excited about it. Yeah, and you're like, normal.

Totally agree. Wow, we just figured out. All of world's problem. We just peeled all the onions. What did you write about Rumi Neely? Oh, my God. OK. When I was, I think I was in high school.

When fashion blogs first started, I followed this girl. Do you remember Tumblr? Yeah. Okay, I wonder if my Tumblr pages are still up. Oh my God. Oh my God, I need to know. I have like photos of a subway and like quotes about like life not making sense.

Oh my God, I need to like Google my Tumblr page. I think it was called, I think my Tumblr was called Next Page. So fucking art sheet. No, I can't. But anyway, when I first was on Tumblr, I followed this girl in the name of her Tumblr was Fashion Toast and she ended up starting a brand RUM I and I've just followed her for years. I've followed her for like over 10 years, so obsessed with her whatever. She DMs me the other day. No, it was like a full circle moment. She goes, Hi, I'm a new giggler. I'm obsessed with you. I literally started tearing up and Craig's like, what's going on? I was like, you don't understand.

Look at this in my best friend. This is my best friend, just yummy. I was like she's like one of the reasons I thought like I could work in fashion because I just thought like she was so in like I just loved her style. I just thought she was so artsy. Like I just loved everything about her. She's a fucking giggler. So anyways. So she has an incredible sense of humor She obviously has a nice thing. Oh, I just pulled up her Instagram. Yeah, she's she goes fuck It's root are you am I I don't know if she's pronounces it rummy or roomy. I think she got actually just recently got married Because her new last name is Dawson, D-O-W-S-O-N.

She's so cool. I even showed Craig her Instagram. And he was like, yeah, she is really cool. He was like, you love cool girls. And I was like, I love her. So anyway, so I have a new best friend. Craig's still out. LAUGHTER

Finally, everyone in the world has been called your best friend once except Greg. Oh my god, the other day. Greg was like so much to you. Me and they were like, Craig is so much nicer about you on his podcast than you are about him on you. And I felt so bad. That's not my problem. I know.

I was like, sorry, we have a comedy podcast. And I asked Craig, I was like, do you we have a comedy podcast. And I asked Craig, I was like, do you talk about me on your podcast? And he was like, yeah, and I know you talk about me on yours because I get so many DMs about how you're mean to me. And I was like, take it as a form of flattery. If I was nice about you on my podcast, that means we're probably about to break up.

Yeah, if you're like, oh my God, he was so amazing last week. I'm like, she hates him. Yeah. She hates him she hates him. Yeah. Hate him. Hate him. Okay, perfect. We have enough time to talk about shit. You guys have to watch this week, because I went in. I just watched Fire Island on Hulu. Bowen Yang from SNL, written by Joel Cambuster, who is, I'm like so attracted to for some reason.

He's gay, but I'm so sexy. It is such like a fun, like, feel good movie with so many. Like, I laughed that loud and it takes me so much to laugh out loud in a film. I get that. It takes me so much and I laughed out loud and then you have a ad about an experience where you're like, oh my god, I'm laughing it loud. That was really fun for me. So fire island, if anyone doesn't know,

it's like this island right off Long Island where the gaze go to party. I know Andy Cohen loves a fire island, Baked. I've never been there and I feel like we would thrive. We would definitely thrive even though we're not their demo, actually we would thrive. We would definitely thrive, even though we're not their demo. Actually, we would thrive. And it made me really want to take the Salami Squad.

I think the Salami Squad takes just new cities in the country is a show that I would watch. Obsessed. OK, now to get a little darker, I watch your documentary about Janet Jackson. Wow. And like, just justice for Janet. They just talk about how this woman was the star of everything.

Yeah. And then the super bowl thing happens and everyone blacklisted her. Everyone. No one blacklisted Justin. Justin has gone on to be successful. I would say his career like only thrived after that. Yeah. Apparently, apparently he immediately apologized. To her. She like took a second because also like it wasn't her to like everyone. Got it. To like the NFL to the people who watching because everyone got got so mad and she took a second because like also it wasn't her fault

It wasn't a fault right She stood there doesn't timber like pulled the thing Apparently they they everyone's kind of blaming other people's apparently her style has changed the outfit right before but like then she kind of came out with an apology, just think sorry to America. And I think that networks got so mad that she embarrassed them. And imagine having to apologize to America. Not on the Academy. Not even the Academy.

If you don't show your nipple now, it's considered a laid performance. So she was before her time. If you don't show your nipple now, it's considered like a rude performance. So she was before her time. I just couldn't imagine that the mental health of her after that. Like you have to apologize to America for something you didn't do. America gaslit her. Yeah.

Everyone gaslit her. We're a bunch of gasliters. And to this day, her career is not the same and To all these fucking journalists and media people who liked during the free Britney thing was like Oh my god, how could the media be so mean to Britney and then like immediately find the next girl They're trying to take down. It's all like a click baby thing to like people to click on that article and then you read the article and you're like wait That's like not even what the headline was and so like and most people only read had lines Yeah, and society is so much more fascinated with like taking down

Like woman who's expressing herself than the guy somebody call me body positive For my outfit And I was just like wow Thank you so much. Okay now getting darker getting darker. It's called wild crime murder in the Rocky Mountains Are you okay? No Wild crime Where are the Rocky Mountains? I don't know.

I would like to propose that every mountain is rocky. So, like, good one on naming that. Oh, ghost LA and Hikes wants. Think she knows mountains. Okay. So this guy makes this woman who's like a doctor moved to Colorado with him God red flag Takes her from her job surprises her to for their anniversary to take her to a cabin

Where there's hiking red flag and say yeah people divorce people say he literally looked like MGK and Megan Fox where like he was all like oh, I'm surprising her in the office And she definitely was looking around like why is he here? I'm uncomfortable. Oh my god, but they were like it's okay like take a good They engaged were they they were married. They were married for years. Oh, okay for years. Okay, but He calls the police she had fallen This bitch didn't fall this bitch like Fell this like it wasn't like you tripped

They went to some like spot that you're not supposed to go due to like Then don't go then don't then don't go See this is where I follow the rules. If there is a spot in a mountain where you're not supposed to go, I'm not going. Absolutely not. Like, call me not spontaneous. Cool. I don't care.

I'll put it on my grave. I'm not spontaneous. Nope. Nope. I don't want to go. Go to this place. Oh, I can't even go on a fire escape, but I'm like, no. And they show like he took pictures

right by where she fell, and then she took photos. So like, he definitely was like, stand here, like take the photo, and he definitely pushed her, but people didn't, they weren't sure. They do more research into him, they find he had an ex-wife who also died in a mysterious accident day. No! She was fixing the car and she dropped something underneath it and the car blew out on her basically. Like, what? And then they find out that he took out life insurance on both of them, like months before.

This is why we do research ladies on murder dogs. And so this man is like a full scam artist and accidentally murders women. Now that you're married, do you guys have life insurance? I asked as, and he got a little weirded out. You're like, and also, way to be like, do you have life insurance? There's a cabin I'd love to take you to. He does. We've been like pretty casual with with that stuff, but there are life marriages very about like laws and shit. It's like a very official thing. Apparently your taxes get better. Oh, that's good. Because we hate taxes. Because we hate taxes. Final,

final thing I watched is so it's not funny. It's horrible. But Kristen, Kristen Chenoweth. Okay. I think it's Hulu. It's called Into the Ashes. I love Kristen Cheneweth, and I love that she made this whole murder of three girl scouts about her the entire time. She starts it off, and she's like, I lived in this place, and I was supposed to go to that camp where the girls died. Yes, okay, I saw this. And you're like, what a coincidence. But then she starts every episode explaining that same story to you. And then she has like a singing part in it. I love someone who knows their audience though, you know. True. And I've heard some articles and people are like, it's disgusting. She made these mergers about her. There are a lot of like selling sunset slow mo vids of her just like walking out of a car

Like like looking hot like walking along the path or whatever But I think it's my character and I think more people watch this because of her. Well, yeah, of course And like she obviously didn't it's something that did traumatize her But yeah, you find out these three girls one of them like didn't want to be there Everyone had their own story. They are the cutest girls too. Don't you like so funny. My mom wouldn't let me go on any overnight for Girl Scouts.

But I think that's because she didn't want to have to shop around and go. That's a different thing. But you know, she also saved you pin my patches on my vest. So that's a whole different thing. But I what is the song? I would actually love to watch this one because I love her. It's really good. I mean there are some times where it's like you can tell they're trying to get more episodes out of it, but these three girls get murdered and they don't know who did it.

But is it funny when someone starts something and they're like, okay, what I'm about to tell you is not funny. You're not. Don't laugh. Because I know immediately you have to laugh. It's not funny. It was just an interesting creative choice having Kristen Chen with like in between because you keep wanting her to say something deeper, but it's always like, it could have been me. And I'm like, yeah, it could have been Paige.

It could have been me. And I'm like, yeah, it could have been Paige. It could have been literally anyone. But it's not funny. It doesn't change the town and it's not funny at all. But overall, this was a funny podcast. I love you guys so much for listening. Now this was hilarious. This overall contextually, that was not funny. A full picture, very funny.

I'm always gonna bring you the disturbing dogs. You guys know that was not funny. In full picture, very funny. I'm always going to bring you the disturbing dogs. You guys know that we love you. Thank you so much for giggling with us. We'll talk to you later. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.