Giggly Squad - Giggling about new beginnings, Brad Pitt, and poop

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

Paige had a wild weekend while Hannah shaved her legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up, Giggler? Very big for Wi-Fi. Man, that's a shit. We can't be manners. Ha ha ha ha! I'm in the day just got away from me. Okay, it's recording. Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. Okay, what is up, gigglers? We are back. We're back full force. We're back better than ever. I mean, you're hungover, which is my personal favorite mood of yours, because who knows what you're gonna say? You're, get all Lucy Goosey.

You're probably a little still drunk. And I love that for you. I am a little still drunk. See, like that wasn't even a sentence. Yeah, I didn't form a sentence and I'm sober. So this is starting well. But anyway, welcome to Giggly Squad, a place where we make fun of everything, including ourselves. Mostly, mostly ourselves. And I've caught me before that and I knew I was gonna fuck it up. It's a good she fucked it up. We haven't been waiting months for this. Last time people saw

us was on a live during the summer, but people haven't been waiting months for this last time people saw us was on a live During the summer, but people haven't heard us together in months and a lot of shit has happened in our lives But first of all we have a podcast and this is it and people You're listening to it right now. I hope this is it. It's not I'm worried what this is Seriously page seriously. oh my god. Who is it? Who is it? My girlfriends.

Oh, okay. If it was a certain guy, I'd make you pick it up right now. I mean, it's the content we need. I just put my phone on Do Not Just Strip. We're back, and I mean, ready to giggle. I'm so ready to giggle. Well, there has been some stuff happening in your life that we need to address

fully. The gigglers are full detectives and I feel like they found out that my boyfriend and I broke up before like even before I even even broke up. They knew it was going gonna happen before it happened. They're like, page in Perrybrook, I was like, did we? Um, yes. So confirmed, I am a single girl about the town now. I feel like I have things will happen in my life. And we don't do the lives every night.

And I'm like, what would the giggler say about this like particular situation that I've gotten myself into? And I just can't wait. I can't wait for them to take this such a journey with us. What did you do this weekend? Okay, just tell me, just laid out. Okay, I'm not a human. Like, I'm not a real person. Please listen to what I did last night. I had a birthday dinner with like a bunch of my friends and my Guy friends play this game called the dice game and They bring a dice out with them

Put it in their pocket and when they don't have one they have like an app on their phone where you can like press Dice and it will be like a game. So basically what it is is I would say like okay if I roll a five, Hannah has to like do 10 push-ups. If it, but if it doesn't roll a five then you don't have to do it. But if it rolls a one, then I have to do what I was going to make you do. That's fun. Yeah, no, it's so fun. Is there drinking involved ever? I mean, more just all drinking, but then you're laughing because someone's doing something stupid. Like, it's a very fun game. So last night, I'm hammered at this dinner. And I'm like,

oh my God, if I roll a five, Alexa has to sing the national anthem. Here's those two bits. You can know the words from the national anthem. I played myself. I played myself. I roll a one, which means I have to do it. My one guy friend goes, I go, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I'll just do it for our table. And he goes, oh, absolutely not.

He gets up, he makes the DJ in the restaurant, cut the music, he makes me stand on a chair in front of like 30 people who are at this restaurant because you know, 25% capacity in New York City. But there's like still a lot of people in this restaurant. I got up on a chair. I've never heard you sing in my life because I can't sing I had to google the words to the national anthem

And I just and I did now you're running for page Wait, was it awkward or were people like in on the joke? What was the vibe? some people were like What is she doing other people so some people thought I just did it because I was drunk Yeah, which is true, but like we were playing a game. I lost about I had to do it and Like I'm standing up there and I'm singing and then I'm done and people are clapping because it was a word winning and I and someone goes

Someone had to be the first to get up and sing the national anthem and it might as well have done me People are like Adele left Saturday night went to this birthday dinner but got really patriotic and Italian now I was looking at like my drunk text messages and I texted my mom and I go I just lost a bet and had to sing the national anthem in front of a full restaurant She goes oh my god, you're ridiculous The question is did you hit the high note? I don't remember But then like people started to feel bad for me so they started singing because they were like this bitch can sing

Then I really am though. They started like a slow clap. Yeah, I was like sweating. I was so nervous But I'm actually really proud of myself that I did it because I'm not a quitter But you need to survive these obstacles to become the woman you're gonna become Oh my god, it's just it's I just don't know What I'm doing. What's in my mind? You need a chaperone. I know I need a chaperone. When I'm not with you, this is what happens.

I need a babysitter. My alcohol with you? What? Yeah. You're okay. Whenever I leave you, people, I get text messages. People are very worried. Very worried.

My alcohol tolerance is that of a 55 year old Irish man who all of us are. It's just speaking of 50 year old Irish. Great segue and this is why they pay us the big bucks. This morning I did two things. I woke up I spent two hours in the shower shaving Because since my appendix surgery we got a little reckless shaving the top of your butthole Like you know when the where the butt starts the butt crack starts. No, yeah, I do Why don't people talk about how dangerous that is that that if you wanna get those hairs at the top,

which are the first hairs he will see if you're doing doggy style, you can- So easily, never thought about that. So easily, it will open. It will slit open, unless you go in a squat position, guys, this is great, Typia, you have to squat, spread the cheeks,

and then try to, like, you need to, actually, there needs to be a razor specifically for the upper butt crack. Do we invent that? UBC. I think we do. We'll have to put that in our merch. We have to patent that immediately.

But is it just me? No, no, no, it's girls across the country. And no, it's talking about it. I love how it's just the country. It's not the world. It's just the country. Europe, they like let that ship flow. I don't know what they're doing over in France,

but I know they're not shaving. Also, I'm about to get a little more graphic, but shaving your vagina lips. Mm-hmm. You have to switch hands to get inside it. Like, okay, yeah, I have, maybe because I'm Italian, but I have hair growing inside. That's honestly one of the most vile things I've ever heard in my life.

Oh my god. So you have to like open one with your left hand and shave with your right and then you have to switch hands and open one up with the right hand and shave with the left. If we had any male listeners, they have dropped off. I hope my crush is listening to this. And he's just like, she is. This is color daddy if no one wants to call me anymore. But.

But I'm probably used to say we're like the broke version of color daddy. But then I infiltrated color daddy. Yeah, I took her talent and I started my own podcast. No, we love Alex. We'll get her on in the future. Um, see, I finished shaving and then yeah. Yeah, okay.

Happy Saturday. Happy Saturday. Then I started texting you. Oh my god. Please, no, keep going. Tell the people. Okay, guys, I was just like kind of just having fun and I was just looking at engagement rings and Paige and I have had fights over engagement rings. If you don't know the past, we got to fight

because I said that I want a garage wedding. She wants a backyard barbecue wedding, and I'm appalled and offended. But Paige, before you go in, how many people during quarantine do you think had huge weddings planned? Right. Like hundreds of thousands of dollars decide not to do it had a small intimate gathering with their family and was like, oh my God,

I'm so happy I did this. No, I totally agree, and I'm now. Like I think it's shifting. Like I think I'm more on trend. I think you're correct in that statement. And like I would love to get married and have a cool 50 to 75 close friends for a sit down dinner. But the aesthetic of a backyard like barbecue is not it.

Garage. Like I hear you. I see you. I respect you, it's not it. But then I went so far because you guys, page, even though she claims she's not a child bride and she never once got married is a complete lie. She's had a Pinterest board since, it she came out of the womb. She somehow knew how to use Pinterest at one month old right

I've never thought of these things so today I decided to do some research but before I was like rings seem like they're just being my way Like I'll get them stuck on everything it'll fall down the drain one day when I'm trying to wipe my butt it'll scrape something It'll get stuck on a sweater. Do you never wear rings? I Really don't. I was a tennis player, go badgers. Like you don't wear rings, unless you're swimming to Williams, because she's a freak.

So in my head, I was like, maybe I just get like a tiny little band with like a pearl on it. And that's when I got attacked. I mean, when that actually came out of your mouth, I was like, what, what am I doing being friends with this person? Who in the right mind?

You actually use the words grow the fuck up. Those were the words that you said to me and I've never forgotten them. I'm just like dainty and I like don't like flashy things. I want a pearl ring. I'm just like dainty and I like don't like flashy things. I want a pearl ring. I do remember that. And I just looked at you and said, money, grow the fuck up, get a diamond. I feel like you threw a pillow. I have a real shit.

I was so offended. You lost your appetite for the day. You didn't even want to put together an outfit. Just disgusted. But it's a point it was what I was. Let's just say that I've changed. I found myself, the diamond industry is wild. I was just scrolling and you can find just like,

any ring, any price. And suddenly I was like, I must have lost my damn mind to think, I don't want a huge fucking rock. And then in what world would we not want huge fucking rings? You know what that is something's happening. It's time for a mental health moment. Love this for us I love this for us. So the mental health moment I've been thinking of is how Change is good

Mm-hmm And you know you couldn't have anxiety about change and and you could be like, oh Hannah and Paige, they have a podcast now, it's not Instagram lives, or oh I'm single now, and I don't have a guy that text me every morning all the time. And I think that change is great when you don't look back with rose color glasses. Oh great.

Change is hard when you're like, oh my God, I loved what I had, you didn't bitch. Like you gotta be honest with yourself. I used to be so scared of change. Now I welcome that shit. You'd welcome it. Breakups are the fucking best in the world. I love getting new jobs.

Change is how you grow when you continue to challenge yourself as a human being. And at the end of the day, you can't really mess up. Let's be honest, everything always ends up okay. Seriously, what's meant for you, you can't mess it up. And me and you are very into spiritual stuff, like psychics and stuff and I once asked a psychic, I'm like, we love. Shout out to our psychic.

I mean, I have her on speed dial. She's like my new best friend. Like we like legitimately chat about real life things and then like, by the way. I was just trying to make me jealous, which is just annoying. But I always was scared of talking to psychics because I was like, I don't want to know my path.

And they go, no one has a set path. It's just that like if you go off track, shit will happen that will push you back on. And I like to call them the whispers telling you like, you don't like this. This isn't right for you. But if you want to ignore them, you can. But realistically, actually Oprah talked about the whispers.

The whispers are when you're at that job, and you know it's not right. But nothing terrible's happened, so you're like, let's stay here for four more years. It's like you're gut. There's a small, oh my God, honestly Hannah, you're in my brain. I was just gonna say, can we talk about your appendix?

Oh my gosh. How skinny are you right now? If you're just so thin. You love saying that, I was just gonna say can we talk about your pendix? Oh my gosh. How skinny are you right now? You're just so thin. You love saying that, but do you realize the pendix is like point two grams? It's a tiny tiny tiny thing. Like I didn't really lose weight. When I got my pendix out, maybe it was because mine I was like so young and they burst.

That I like, I lost like ten pounds. Yeah, I think because it burst, you probably couldn't eat for a week or so. Yeah, you couldn't eat for like a month. I'm gonna be honest, I've never said this in public, but I thought your appendix was like near your tonsils. Like when people like, I got my appendix out. I thought it was, I thought it was the thing

that Cardi B sings about in Wop, like the ganglising in the back of your throat. Appendix just sounds like a dentist thing to me. It like, I've always had got my appendix out. It sounded so casual, like they took like a little thing out of your, your softness. Honestly Hannah, I'm gonna back you up on this. If I didn't also get my appendix out,

I would have no fucking idea where it was. It sounds like, like in the family of wisdom teeth. Yes, it does. It sounds like in the family of wisdom teeth. It dies. No, it totally does. But long story short, I was filming Bravo's chat room, and I'm the queen of semacakes. I've had every semacake in the book,

whether it's like- That you really are. Because of dairy or whatever. I don't know. I don't even know if I have sensitivities to food, because I just fucking ride the pain out. I will eat anything because it's worth it, because life is short.

But I was getting this pain that wasn't coming in waves, and I also was scared I was pregnant, and I was like, mom, do you get weird stomachaches when you get pregnant? And she's like, I mean, I guess you get stomachaches sometimes, and I'm like, oh God, you know when you're in that pregnancy, anxiety spiral, wherever.

I'm like, do you have fingernails when you're pregnant? She's like, what? So much. My friend told me that your gums bleed when you're pregnant. I was brushing my teeth and I was like, oh my God. She was, I made that up. And I was like, I'm pregnant. So I also got for it, but I just take a pregnancy test.

I'd rather just stress about it. Because there's no signs that you're like not, not pregnant. Anyway, so I was like, this is it. But then the burning, I like to describe it, like you know when you eat something too hot and you shouldn't but you do it cause you're so hungry and then you feel it, go down your chest.

Yes. That's how it felt like my whole stomach. And after filming, it got really bad and I was just lying down it felt like I had a demon child like a Satan's baby Rosemary's baby I just envisioned like a guy with a little like the devil sword and just stabbing me just like getting bigger and bigger like here I am yeah I'm like this is the child I I deserve for talking about sex so much on podcasts, which I will continue to do. I was like, Jesus, I'm sorry. I will believe in you

So I get to the hospital because of corona They don't let anyone in with you So I'm just like thrown into the ER and pain and there's like heroin overdose is like this is Southampton So there's like rich problems happening heroin overdose someone's like puking next to me Then there's like the weird ER fights because people are drunk and they're like, I is Southampton. So there's like rich problems happening. Harwin overdose, someone's like puking next to me. Then there's like the weird ER fights because people are drunk and they're like, I don't need this. Yeah.

And I'm just lying in there and pain. And in my head, I'm like, I don't know what this is. So they pull me in for an ultrasound. This is so embarrassing. But the lady is doing the ultrasound. And then she's like, I don't see the appendix. I'm gonna have to like go in your VJJ. So I'm getting like poked in prodigy. She's in my Vijiden and she goes

You have so much poop Stop it Hannah stop. I'm sitting there in my head. I'm like If I'm in the emergency room and does and my parents are running outside because I just have to take a large This will be the best story to tell in the podcast. So would be the most on-brand thing I've ever heard for you. But it turns out my intestines were wrapped around my appendix. So I think she saw my appendix. Like she, she couldn't see my appendix.

My intestines were just like wrapped around and weird. They're, I don't think there was that much poop in me. But she literally was like, you have so much poop in you. And I was like, this bitch is gonna tell her friends about me. So they had to do emergency surgery, get your intestines unwrapped around, and then what, and then take your panic out. Well, they still didn't know what it was.

They just thought I was like, I had a lot of poop, they do a cat scan, they couldn't see the appendix, because the intestines were wrapped around it. So I'm still in pain. Then finally, you have to like speak up in the hospital when you're alone, but I wasn't so much pain, but finally I was like, I need more than whatever

you guys have been giving me. Yeah. They gave me something. I think it's like, Daya's something. Okay. Nothing has ever hit me. That fucking good. It came over me like from the top of my head down

like a cloud and I was like, the world is great again. And you're like, drug addicts? I get it. I get it. Life was good. Anyway, long story short, they finally were like, we don't know what you have, but we think it's appendicitis. There's like a 50% chance.

We're just going into surgery because we can't let it burst. I've never gone under before because I'm a control freak. And I get, I get, I'm so scared of losing control in my brain. But it literally is like Hey, so we're gonna Hannah are you okay? Like it literally there's no time that passes. They're like yeah, so the other day Hannah are you up? What's up? Then I'm looking like one of the doctors was like low-key hot Mm-hmm, and I'm thinking I hope that when I was under

like Loki hot. And I'm thinking I hope that when I was under my loud mouth did not go off on this man and I'm looking around and they're acting like super awkward but I can't tell because surgeons are pretty awkward in general. And I also had a full face of makeup from Bravo Chatroom still so I looked gorgeous. And they basically go you try to escape the operating table. No you do not. And I they basically go you try to escape the operating table. No you do not So I think I was like you can't sell my lungs on the black market and get it get me I'm on summer house How did I end up here? Also one of the nurses said she liked my tweets So long story short I'm fine now, but it was a traumatic weekend, but I wanted to give you guys the details. I think it's officially time for front page

news. Did you prepare anything? I mean, you know me kind of. Okay, my first story is it's not even really a story, it was just a headline that caught my attention. Selena Gomez wants a funny boyfriend, but admits she's totally cool with being single. Okay, let's dive deep into that. Yes, Selena, everyone wants a funny boyfriend. No one's out here being like, I want a dud. Hey, you know what, I really want to not laugh

for the rest of my life. Like I just... Cool. Actually, there's a rumor that Chris and Cavalieri was seen making out with comedian Jeff Dye. Yes. Yes. So in the comic community, Jeff Dye, he he was actually like my ex-boyfriend was on

The end Chris the stuff. No, it was on that MTV show guy code So he was just like one of the like hot up-and-coming comics wait Did you match to the moon? Yeah, how did you know I was gonna say that? Okay, I just I felt it I mashed with him like two years ago and never opened his message. How crazy is that? I do think that Selena saying that she wants a funny guy is direct shading.

Any recent guy she's dated who's like super hot, basically saying you have a shit personality. A thousand percent, One thousand percent. And I love that for her. I love that. I just want someone who makes me laugh. Obviously. What?

Also, I do have to say I hate when girls are like, I just want to be with someone who makes me laugh because it's very integral that you're with someone that you can make laugh because laughing at the same time is the definition of intimacy. Yeah. Okay, so Britney Spears' makeup artist was on this podcast and she was basically spilling tea without spilling all of the tea, which I'm so interested on how she's like not getting in trouble for this, but she basically but she basically compared Britney Spears' life to handmaid's tale and that she, if it was up to her, she would have been married to her boyfriend by now and had a baby. And with the conservatorship, her dad is not involved anymore.

Her sister is going to be more involved and her manager currently is in charge of it. And Britney Spears has had more control over her social media, hence the dancing in her underwear video. Let's deep dive into that, because a lot of people were damning me in there, like, but Lisa Rena dances around in her underwear. But Lisa Rena is self-aware, and is doing it strategically because it's, she's like,

I am fun! Yeah. Where Britney is like, oh my god, I have the camera for the first time. What do I do? I just, I just don't know where it goes into your head where you're like, no, I know. I'm gonna put my underwear on,

and I'm gonna do a dance, and I'm gonna post it from millions of people. Like, and like, I'm laughing right now, but I also hesitant in that I think she does suffer from mental health stuff. But the question is, is that what she was born with, is it something that she's so freaked out and can't trust anyone that it created phobias and severe depression and anxiety.

But her whole thing of like walking into frame and walking out. In our tips, like a grime for help. Is there a metaphor that we're missing? The thing is, it's just so hard because we don't know what's going on. And when she has the opportunity to like tell us, she just shows us her underwear,

tells us that like she burned her, one thing led to another, she burned her gym down. One thing led to another and I burned it down. No, I'm obsessed with Britney. Like I love her. Also, could you imagine this woman has been famous for most of her life?

She's been famous for more years than she was in famous, which is insanity. And like next level famous, like, the most like, like, you can't leave your apartment famous. At all. Like, you don't have an apartment, you own the building. Right. And you can't leave the building famous.

I mean, that in itself has to cause so much mental, mental, like, health. That's why I'm convinced that Hillary does something's going on And we just haven't found it yet. No allegedly allegedly allegedly Remember three months ago when we had like a full conspiracy theory on Hillary does she's pregnant She's pregnant interesting interesting Interest

Interesting. Okay. What. Dang. Interesting. OK, what do we have now? OK. Oh my god. OK, so did you see the Dominic West Lillie James scandal? Yes. I actually learned about it through Frumpage News on Instagram. Army Hammer and I'm one of my number ones. Marriage to Elizabeth Chambers done done so and

there's an alleged report that it was over because she found text messages on his phone that were in quotations, devastating. And it was signed at a line, which is Lily James' name in a movie that's coming out on Netflix, that she did with Army Hammer. And then there's reports that like when they were on set, they were clearly something was going on. Lily fucking James.

I mean, this bitch is out here. She doesn't give a fuck. She is just... She's like, what are you gonna do? I'm the mistress. That's insane. Also, she looks like the sweetest, like most angelic thing. No, she looks like a literal ladybug. Who is like, who is like, come to life. She was also with Chris Evans,

like in quarantine, I think. Part of me has respect for her, but part of me is also like, closer legs for married men. Right. Especially in the public. Like Lily James, you could hook up with Annie One, like why are you hooking up with these married men?

Also Dominic Wet, like Army Hammer to Dominic West, get your shit together, Lily. Like... Like... All the Dominic West is a star of the affair. So it was like very ironic. I don't know if I could date a guy who, his whole... You know how like, you know, the Joker?

What's his name? Does the Joker and he was like, oh my goodness. No, but before... Oh, he fledger. He fledger. Yeah. Did the Joker and he was like, oh, I can't be enough. No, but before. Oh, he fledger. He fledger, did the Joker. And he was like, got to into the role. And then it got too dark. I would not want a guy who's like doing the affair

for like seasons and seasons and seasons because I'd be like, he's like, babe, I'm just researching a role. I'm researching a role. I'd be like, fuck you. Also, here's the thing, if you're so famous and you're so rich and you could get any girl, like you don't even have to have game, girls are just want to sleep with you because you're army hammer or whatever. You have to clune it.

Don't get married, just wait until you're in your fifties, Until you're like, I'm sexed out. Like tap out, I'm gonna get married now and just enjoy my life. I'm my cluny. I also have so many different groups of guy friends that are like in such different places in their lives and like when I need to hang out like in a stablished human and go hang out with one

and then when I wanna like, when I wanna not fully formed brain to make bad decisions with. No, I actually, I do love a lot of your guy friends, but you've never once tried to hook me up with any of them. And like, oh, oh God, no. We know why. Her monsters.

The monsters. What do we have next? Brad Pitt and his much younger girlfriend Nicole who she's 27 Is she the one that's also married? Yes Like what are these people are taking all the cake like the whole Don't whatever cake. I need it to yeah, I'm cooking into this bitch has a fucking seven layer cake I'm actually Brad Pitt is your side bitch Let's just think about that for a second.

I'm like, oh fucking Brad wants me to like leave dinner early to fuck. Oh fucking Brad is so needy. Brad, I can't be out in public with you right now. Could you imagine? So she has an open relationship with her husband. Who is a restaurant tour? His name is Roland Mary, which I don't love. Like Mary, like M-A-R-Y.

Yeah, first name Roland. Roland. Okay. Interesting. He's 68. They have a seven-year-old son together. They were seen out like this past week at one of his restaurants, like having dinner, something and laughing and smoking cigarettes, I don't know, I guess that's what people do in Europe. Um. My friends only do it when they're real fucked up. But people in Europe are just smoking cigarettes at dinner.

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Let's dive into Brad's. Let's dive into Brad's mental state right now I think it's because he doesn't want something serious and he can't have something serious with this girl But he can have it to a point like this means that they can't get married because she's married Right, I mean and that's illegal. That's polygamy. Also, okay. What does an open marriage mean? Like is she sleeping with her husband and Brad? Or is she just sleeping with Brad? Amazing question, right? Are they using condoms?

Right. We need to know these things. No, we need to know. Can you be emotional with these people? Clearly, she's emotional with that. What are the rules? Are there just couples out there that are just having full open relationships?

And like they're just not talking about it. Is that like the new wave? I do want people to understand it sounds all fun and games have an open relationship until someone gets pregnant. Yes, but also page it is hard to have one boyfriend like one boyfriend you have to respond to him all the time. It's so hard. So to take him on walks, you have to make sure he's always like fed or he could get angry. You have to give him compliments.

You have to make him laugh. Imagine doing that for two people. Also, it's to be available to be affectionate. No. No. It's exhausting. You have to change their hair. You have to change their personality.

You have to change their clothing. I don't have time to do that with more than one man. I had to re-decreate his whole apartment. Like, I don't, there's no, not enough time the day for me to have maybe one and a half boyfriends, but not two. Yeah, one and a half, you could do. Two is insane. Like, exhausting. Exhausting. Because men who like you are needy. Yeah. You can tell when a guy likes you.

I know. We were just talking about that. I mean, I can't. I mean, I can't. But I've heard girls out there can. What are we binging, Paige? Okay, this has actually gotten a lot of hate for like so many different reasons, but it's, this has actually gotten a lot of hate

for so many different reasons, but it's also like you're watching a TV show, like just chill out. I binge watched Emily in Paris. It wasn't like a good show, but I loved it. Like it was good enough that you're like, I need to watch all of these episodes. I finished it in literally two days.

Well, the maker of it did younger and something else. And like, those shows are so good. But Emily and Paris, what was the hate about? I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to.

I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I didn like, yeah, no shit. She's 22. She moves to Paris. She falls in love with her

neighbor who's like, hottest fuck. Obviously, it's unrealistic. Like it's on Netflix. And then they were like, she eats a croissant every day and she has a six pack. And I'm like, oh my god, this like people were just getting so hyped about it. They were comments saying that like her weight about it. They were comments saying that like her weight was like abnormally like unhealthy, but I don't know what did you think. I mean when I was watching it I was like oh damn she's a good body, but I didn't, I wasn't like offended by it. You know like I was more looking, they were like such cool clothes and- Also it gets to the point that like if someone is actually sick with anorexia, like what are you saying?

Like they shouldn't get a role on a TV show? Like it's like if someone is overweight being like, oh they're unhealthy, they shouldn't be on a TV show. Like if she is anorexic allegedly, she's struggling and I wish the best for her. And if she's just fucking genetically skinny, leave her alone. Right people like if this is actually a really interesting topic that could get like and I wish the best for her. And if she's just fucking genetically skinny, leave her alone. Right, people like, this is actually a really interesting topic that could get like controversial.

Body shaming, I think it's such a thing, but people do it to girls who are really skinny too. And can't help it. Do you deal with that? Not really, but I used to have a friend in high school who was like a twig, like and that's just how she was. Mm-hmm. And people would always say things to her like,

are you gonna eat? Like, and she's like, I mean, I eat. I had a girl DM me the other day and was like, you should really think about getting a boob job. Like, your body is actually disgusting. And I just like DM back and I was like, thank you, Jessica. Thank you. She was like, I don't get how any guy would want to sleep with you and I'm like thank you Jessica.

Thank you again for that. Needed that. Hey Jessica go fuck it. Fuck you Jessica. Break my friend's heart. I'll break your face. Yeah, but it's like such a thing. I don't know, but I loved the show. Okay. What are you watching? Speaking of unrealistic, I watched the Dolly Parton documentary. You and your documentaries. Wait, is this better than um...

Garth Brooks? Yeah. Do you guys know in the Giggler community, I watched Garth Brooks documentary and everyone gave it a chance and Giggler's love Garth Brooks and Al Garth Brooks with our man crush Monday. This time I love watching documentaries of like Fimo musicians, it gets me like hype the fuck up. You love documentaries on country people.

Like country people. Yeah. It's like so different than my life. I'm like, wait, you don't have a 7-Eleven. I don't know. You don't go to a bodega. You're like, is that a horse? It's truly, it's very interesting to me.

It's like watching another planet. But Dali Parton decides she wants to be like a singer. Now I didn't understand, I don't know anything about her. I like watching documentaries about people I don't know anything about. And then I'm a little upset with them. So she, somehow she's really to my side. That's all I knew. She apparently is quite gifted at a young age.

She gets her little, what is this? A- Grammy. No. I don't know. Like a little napsack. A little naps, a briefcase. How?

How? Out of the motion you just did. How was I supposed to guess Napsack? Is that even a word that people use in the 21st century, like Napsack? I don't think I've ever said Napsack before till this moment, but we got, she has a little, her little Napsack.

She goes to Nashville, Tennessee. She's from Tennessee, but she goes to Nashville, which is where all the music is. She goes to a laundromat, and she meets her husband that she's married to for 50 years. The first day she goes to Nashville. The first day I went to college and my parents dropped me off.

I went to the wrong apartment complex to go to a party and walked in and there were 10 men just sitting there going, what's up? And I almost got raped. So that's what I did when I went to my first different place when I was younger. This bitch walks into a laundromat. And he's, when I say, he's gorgeous, like tall, beautiful.

Then he said apparently he was driving, saw some girl outside the laundromat with like crazy curves. And was like, I just met my wife walked in. And they've been together for 50 years. She keeps them out of the public eye. People like don't even know who he is. We don't obsess with this. People live with you.

What do you watch it on? I need to watch it tonight. It's on Netflix. Okay. I think it's on Netflix. Yeah, and they were talking about, they were talking to all her band members and they go, we've never met her husband.

But they live like the happiest life together. Stop. No one knows him. Stop. And then she goes on, she wrote, like, so many incredible songs. She wrote the song for Whitney Houston. I will always love you. Stop.

She wrote, I will always love you. Elvis tried to buy it from her. And she was like, no, I need to own the copyright to this. And people are like, this is Elvis fucking pressly. You give that song to him, you take that money and she goes, no, 20 years later, Whitney Houston buys it for that movie and she is like a multi, multi, multi millionaire.

Also this bitch, she only wears wigs. I wanna start. I want to watch it. I know I love her now. And she literally has so much money but she'd never once stopped touring, but then something happened where she's stopping as popular, and she was doing smaller venues,

and then she got a new manager, and then now she's blowing up again. And she just is on the grind. Good for her. We love Dolly. I have to go, because I have to go to the laundry mat. I think we're gonna wrap up with a fashion segment. I love this for us.

Okay, so I did a lot of research on fall fashion, but I need to go to the source to say like what society's telling us to wear and what page of Sorbo thinks is actually stylish. Okay. So it's called stop or hot. Okay, I love this. Okay, perhaps school or a guy'll print.

Hot. I'm obsessed. There's a way that you can do it. Okay, so one of my girlfriends, like I kept making fun of her the one night because I was like, you are late for home room. What is this outfit? And then I looked at her and I was like,

no, you look so chic. Like schoolgirl skirts with like a vest that's our guy. You can do it in a cool way with like a chunky, like a dock Martin type. Oh. It's like risky. Some girls don't like it, but if you want to commit to the fashion trend

and you're dressing for yourself, not for guys, because guys are gonna be like, what the fuck is she wearing? But, but it is good. No, I love it.? But, but it is good to know I love it. No, I love it. No, I love it. It is, I love it. Like guys are gonna be like,

what are you, are you going to college? Yeah, we don't care about what they think. Yes, I love that trend. So hot. Fringe everywhere. I'm not a fringe girl. I'm just not, I don't know. It's very like Southern kind of to me and like rock star-ish.

Like I don't love fringe on a level. Very dope. Very dope to me. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, I know it's a big trend and some people can pull it off and make it look cool. It's not my personal vibe. Okay.

So stop. Stop. Every day lingerie like corsets or like little broth things underneath like a blazer or like with jeans. So hot. Love it. Like a bra let with an oversized blazer and like a high waisted So hot, so hot. So it's not like, it's too sexy? I mean, what is too sexy? Like a corset top with jeans and sneakers is actually so cool. Okay, this is a double question.

Are oversized blazers still in and should people try the cropped blazer. Okay, oversized blazers are here to stay and the cropped blazer, a thousand percent. The style is really almost like an 80s style is coming back, like 80s style sneakers, like those Reeboks. Big shoulder pads, shoulder pads.

I think it's a power move. It is. It really is a power move and it makes you feel like you can fire everyone in the restaurant if you wanted to. Thousand percent. Oversize blazers. Obsessed. Okay. What do you feel about Sheerling? Um, it has to be done right. Like it has been. It was big lassies in like this Sheerling. I feel like it's never. Jackets. It's never fully out. And it's never like fully fully in. I don't know. You're not obsessed with it. It's too like vintage for you.

I'm not obsessed with it, but if it's inside like a leather jacket and it's just like on the collar and the sleeve, then I'll do it. Okay, bows everywhere. You have to be in the right outfit. But I do love the bow trend. I think it's very cute and like,

there's like an Audrey Hepburn vibe to it. Like if you're in an all black outfit, black turtleneck and you have like a black bow in with like your low bon, like your chic, your French. I love a French aesthetic. Yes. Baby doll dresses. Love always forever.

See this thing, I think with your body type obsessed, my body type, I'm pear. So if I don't show my waist, it looks like I'm pregnant in a baby doll dress because my thighs are thick, THICC. So I personally don't like the baby doll, but I wish I could wear it because I feel like I could be bloated all the time

and no one would know. You can wear it. There's actually a dress on Amazon. I'm gonna like send to you because I just wanna see, you can also wear a baby doll that's like almost like a smock type vibe. You don't have to do baby doll like Ariana Grande does baby doll.

Yeah. So there's like different types. And with like a chunky boot, like a combat boot, it's cool for the fall What kind of boots do you recommend for fall? Okay, so I'm actually doing a fashion article this week and that's my topic like the five Shoes that you need For the fall. Yes, there's two different types of combat boots that you need. Okay

Like a higher one that goes like mid calf and then like a lower one. You need a heel. And they have like a heel. It has like a chunky heel. Yeah. But it's flat. So you can like walk around.

You need a white sneaker. I love an Air Force one right now. You need like a cool dad sneaker as I think are still kind of in, but like a plain white sneaker. You also like a white sneaker with like a little sock showing. I love that trend. Is that a guy's sock?

Like you go on Amazon? I know I ended up. So when the trend first came out, I was in quarantine. I was like, dad, I need your socks for a second. But now I've purchased my own. Yeah, they're just like, it's very like 70s. And I think it just looks cool with like sweat pants and your sweats are like pulled up a little.

I love that trend. And then you need a below the knee heeled boot. Very chic with like a skirt or shorts. Do you wait, did you say above the knee also? You, I mean, you always need an above the knee, you always need to fly high. But the trend right now that's like really big is like stops right below your knee. And it's like leather. Yeah, leather. Oh my God, I can't wait for the article. Yeah, where is that article

gonna be? So all my articles are on in the know. It's like Verizon's media company and then they're in my highlights always on my Instagram. Amazing. Yeah. We're going to wrap this episode up because it's been an hour. Oh my god. I always want to do an episode. I mean a question from Pep Tuck Time. Love this. This is my favorite time.

First, I just want to do a question that someone asked. They said, how do I stop being a dumb bitch? Which we will delve into in every episode of giggly squad because that's a kind of our overall theme when we figure it out We'll let you know Okay, more specifically how do I deal with being in a friend group where one of the friends drives you nuts We all have it. We all have it. We may be it. We used to call that girl Karen. Yeah. Remember you see like everyone has a Karen in the group but then Karen got angry and started yelling at people. Wasn't that from like a stand up or something? It might have been an action. I'm not even know where it originated but it's true. Every

group has a Karen but I think that Karen, Loki is the glue of the group because Whatever happens in the group, they could always bond and be like, but how was Karen today? Yeah, like what crazy shit did that bitch do? Or it bonds you when you're like fucking I can't with this girl And you and your friends get closer. Yeah, my biggest piece of advice is get one person in the group Don't make it like a whole thing against this one person, but get one person that you can communicate with your eyes when that person like says that thing that pisses you off for like does that thing that's so fucking you know, so you could just look at them feel like your feelings are valid and then continue. There's also a difference between like, is she like doing malicious things in your friend group then cut her out, get her out, have a conversation, just be like, we don't fuck with you anymore.

Or is she just annoying? Because if she's just annoying, just limit your time, you know? If she's just annoying, I do, I used to be like so nice to anyone in my friend group, even if they were like so fucking annoying But I realize you it's like operant conditioning when they're not annoying be cool with them And when they are annoying don't just continue being super nice because you feel bad right?

Hopefully they'll learn like oh Hannah doesn't like that not being mean, but just like don't respond to his hex when they're annoying Yeah, like you yes don't respond to a text when they're annoying. Yeah, small uses. Yes, you have to be open with your friends about what annoys you because if you ignore it, the next thing you know, you will have an explosive moment that you will not be proud of. Yeah.

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