Giggly Squad - Giggling about NyQuil, going blonde, and best guy friends

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

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What's up my G spotters? Did I say that one already? I have no, no I feel like I'd remember that one. I want to manifest having our moms on. No we have to have them on. My mom is so cute. My mom is so scared. It's so cute.

I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm that one. I want to manifest having our moms on. No, we have to have them on. My mom is so scared. It's so crazy that I came out of her because I love all the attention all the time

and she's so not like that. But your mom, one-on-one, is amazing. Like she's really outgoing. I feel like our moms on this, if we warmed him up right, would be savage. Like a couple wines. Because let me tell you, my mom has a pinions. She has opinions, and she has opinions on the pod. She'll text me and be like,

you've been funnier. She'll text me and be like, was really funny this week, keep it up. Oh my God, my mom should be like, this week was a really funny one. I go, what about the other weeks? Yeah, sometimes she'll be like, a little dirty, but like, I get it. Okay. I do have to say you guys, it's taken me years to get pidge to the point that she is today. And I'm really proud of you.

No, literally, I can let my freak flag fly with you. Thank you. Okay, quick note. We have our first live show, two live shows in Philadelphia in two weeks. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. We're getting stuff ready. We're preparing.

I've booked our hair and makeup. The hair and makeup's good. Bucked. And that's all it really matters. It really is, because if we bomb, we will look stunning. We've planned some fun games. It's our first live show, so it might be a shit show, but like the best kind of shit show. Here's how I picture it. I picture it like that.

Do you remember during quarantine when we had a Zoom party and I threw up? Can you believe that? I think Perry broke up with you that night for a second. No, literally. I- It's so funny not to like compare relationships because everyone- Every relationship is very different. Everyone is a person for them.

Yes, and you learn from it. Thanks for each relationship, and I don't regret any of them. But Craig will always make fun of me that like... Do you remember when I wasn't drinking a little in quarantine? Like I wasn't drinking during quarantine and Craig always likes to bring it up. Oh, remember when you didn't drink? And I was like, okay, shut up. Well, you just weren't getting hammered the entire day because we had to perform on Giggie Squad at 10 p.m.

Right. And him in Austin would black out at 3 p.m. Blackouts. Blackouts. Ask us how we managed to be so consistent with our lives. And I was like, is this a trick question? No, literally a trick question. And so then thinking that like the night we had the party, the

Zoom party, and I blacked out and then violently threw up all night, like Craig would be so proud of me. Like I don't think he knows that story, but I think he'd be really proud. You were in a place where I guess you were trying to be healthy or something, and I went to visit you at the Hampton's house you were staying at the time. And I guess you were trying to be healthy or something and I went to visit you at um the Hampton's house you were staying at the time. I remember you got drunk and you went up to me and you go, hey I'm really drunk is that okay? And I was like um really get out of my room.

I'm trying to poop. Remember the night I put you to bed? One time Hannah was at my Hampton's house and I was too drunk and I wanted to go to bed so I went up to her and said it's time for you to go to bed and she was like, okay, oh my god, we both have been on a lot of flights recently. So you wear this like black hat, you look like an LA movie producer. Okay, anytime I fly, I have to wear a hat. It's very like TMZ of you. It's just because if I'm not wearing a hooded sweatshirt,

then I have to wear a hat because I like to put my head literally to get in the fetal position on a plane. Mm-hmm. And I love work. People get really mad about the masks on the plane. I fucking love it. I don't want to see anyone. I don't want to feel like I have to talk to anyone. I want to have my headphones in. I want to be in a ball and I want to sleep. Do you sleep well on planes?

Yeah. I actually have this conversation with someone the other day. I've never once sat next to someone on a plane and talked to them. Even if I know them. Even if I'm traveling with them. Even if it's my boyfriend. Yeah. Don't talk to me. This is in a long time situation. I can't hear what are we gonna talk about? Like, save it. Doesn't I have situations that were we'll perform and then we have to go on a plane and like you know when you're all performed out. Yeah, and we'll just we'll speak in like Yeah, like that is No full sentences. Yeah, don't we can't talk so I made a mistake and I booked a red eye from LA to New York

Can you explain why that's wrong because everyone's like big mistake and I was like I make a lot of mistakes So can here's the only reason why it's wrong? Because everyone's like, big mistake. And I was like, I make a lot of mistakes. So can you hear me? Here's the only reason why it's not wrong for people like us. Most people do it and then go right into their office. Oh, okay, yeah. No.

So like, yeah. No. Psycho. Yeah. So, but like, we can come home and then go to the bed. So like, but I just hate red eyes in general. But page I'm amazing at sleeping on flights. I grew up like sleeping on the subway.

Like anything that moves, bitches asleep. Yeah. If you just like, it's like a swing me back and forth. So you took one last night Friday night. I also overdid it. I did one, two, three, five podcasts a one day. You know, my dad would say, you spread yourself too thin. Spread myself too thin. Yeah. It was like food. I was like, oh, I'm going to order all this food. And then the food came and I was like, I fucked up. But I sit on the plane and I realize, I'm not sleepy.

My throat kind of hurt. I got a cold bit in flu test, but like you know when you're throat hurts and you're like I can't. It's just like from being run down. Yes, and then it was like hot in the plane, and then I had my mask in and I was just breathing my own hot air, and I watched Cruella. For the first time. For the first time. Would you think?

Didn't love it. Hannah Burner. What's your name? Lucy. I felt like it was chaotic. Okay, it's very chaotic. I loved it. It's actually probably my favorite. Like, if I told you right now,

what was the storyline? Could you remember? Yes. It's how Cruella became Cruella. But like how? Her mom died. So she had to avenge her mom's death. It's how Cruella became Cruella. But like how? Her... Her mom died, so she had to avenge her mom's death. And really she's mean because she's mean. She was mean to like that older woman who was in...

Who was actually her real mom, sorry spoiler alert, but whatever. It's a Disney movie. See, it's already ways to complicate it for me. Like Disney movies have to be simple, like the Loma are made, Eric Juan de Focca fish, like keep it simple. Anyway. When I watch Disney movies, I put them on high standards. I'm like, is this going to be something

I show my children one day? And I was like, so what is your all-time favorite Disney movie? Mulan, because it's feminist. Do you know that I've never seen it? Paige. I, when it comes to Disney movies, I'm not a feminist lock me in a goddamn castle You're like I'm sleeping beauty. I want to sleep all day and a sexy man just kisses me on the forehead

Send me to my fucking room for a thousand years until a handsome prince wakes me up. Look at my Instagram Instagram Disney Princess. I'm just gonna post outfits and one day a prince will come. This is the funniest thing that happened this weekend. You know, when you're with your boyfriend and like they just need like positive rainfall. Boyfriends are really just babies that you happen to like,

find sexually interactions with the fragility. It's like, but like you wanna build your man up. I was sitting on the couch And Craig's favorite Disney movie is Aladdin so he was like making us watch it Which I wanted to watch it, but like I knew he really wanted to watch it So we're watching it and he looked at me and he goes Do you think I'm Aladdin? Are you a thief? Do you have an'm Aladdin? No. Are you a thief?

Do you have an illegal pet monkey? You lie about who you are? In my head, I was like, I, you are the cutest human ever and I was like, do you want to be Aladdin? And he goes, yeah. And I said, then, yes, I think you are Aladdin.

And he was like, why do you think that? And I was like, you're just, you're so nice. And he's so nice. And you write a lad and he's like, but why do you think that? And I was like, you're just, you're so nice. And he's so nice. You read the thesis? Literally. It's like 2 a.m. I'm like stuffing my face with like carrot cake. I'm like, I don't know why you're a lad

and why do you want to be? See, I'm self-centered. I'd be like, will I my Jasmine? I think it's exactly what I said. Yes. Yes. I love the when you, something. I know people make fun of baby talk. Yes. Wait, I love the when you, something I know people make fun of baby talk. Yeah, but like I go full baby talk.

There's something about being with a significant other where you just like, you become you're like, like I'm not like, fuck me. I'm more just like, hi baby. Yeah, I've never done baby talk when we're trying to be like, no, no, no. Like I left my stuffed animal at Craig's house and I whispered in his ear and said, okay, I'm only going for two days, don't worry about it, like go to stay here. And he looked at me and he was like,

you're like, I left my stuffed baby with a low-video camera in it, so... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Crag is just catching on to how fucking psycho I am and it's actually so exciting. But I feel like he's on the same page as you. I feel like he's energy, you're the same person, but with different genitalia. Yeah, I said something the other day about a girl. I don't even know what we're talking about. And I was like, whatever, I'll kill her. And he looked at me and he was like, but I kind of believe you. And I was like, are, I'll kill her. And he looked at me and he was like, but I kind of believe you.

And I was like, are you turned on right now? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, fuck, let's go. I was like, I'm so glad to shoot. We that's like a hot. Yeah. Oh my god. So that's a little bit about us.

How do we get on this subject? Oh, I Cuella. Yeah. And I'm sitting there and I'm just not, you know when you decide you're not going to fall asleep? Yeah. I know that because I feel pressure that I have to fall asleep, I'm not going to fall asleep.

So I don't fall asleep. So you didn't sleep the entire flight? Nope. Oh my god. OK. So I get to my apartment 9 AM. Am I throw throat's killing me. Yeah, and I see a night cool I'm gonna tell you guys one thing Nightquels a hell of a drug. Yeah, and I did not know this

It used to be worse. It used to be even crazier. They had to take out whatever the crazy shit That was all the like purple scissor. Yeah, it was basically chloroform You just you just a street drug. No, it literally is Because I was a googly and someone's like well the kids mix it with I'm like what? But I also was below wild because I was so tired I didn't put it in the little like Competing that comes with it. Yeah, you just took a swim. I did a swim and it was like refreshing feeling.

So who knows how much this swim was. Yeah. Okay, so it's not an am. I know he did an math, but I'm gonna explain. Okay. I fell asleep. Okay. The next time I woke up was 3 a.m.

Of that night. That night. Oh. His desk called me and he's in Ireland and he's like, are you alive? I've called you nine times. Did you know what date, like what 3am it was? Nope. Nope. But then, because I didn't even, you know how like you kind of wake up a little and you're

like, oh, this bird, whatever. Nope. Nope. Done. Butter was like a sleep next to me. She loved it. He goes, you need to go back to sleep or you're fucked. Yeah, and I was like say no more fan wake up at 11 a Hannah oh my god

26 hours. I missed a whole Halloween party. I I asked VP DS Hannah you didn't just miss Halloween you miss Christmas I beat yes too. Hannah, you didn't dismiss Halloween, you mischristmas. Does goes, Kamala Harris is president. Joe Biden died and I was like, what? Oh my God, your body must have seriously needed it. I guess, but then I like, I freak out when I can't control my body and I woke up and I was so tired and dizzy because you don't just wake up like a spring chicken

after 26 hour nap, those, like, how do bears do it? So, so then from like six hours, I was just like fucked up. Like I was just like, what the fuck? Then I started to watch made and that gave me really bad anxiety. Yeah, it's sad.

It's almost okay, because I had my producer hat on. The reason I liked that show so much, one, I thought the acting was spectacular and two, I felt like I read a lot of reviews about it and they're like it's so repetitive in the beginning like we got it, we got it like like, move a little faster, but I feel like they did that from an art standpoint to show how real it really was, like how frustrated. I wanted to quit after three episodes. But did you keep going? I haven't yet.

I had to go to sleep. Keep going, because it is good. I'm gonna be honest, drunk men yelling at women is my drug. That's triggering. Oh, her boyfriend is like, I like was getting really upset when he was drunk yelling at her and like, just to think what the boyfriend is like, then you like him again, and then you hate him again.

And then you're like, okay, like he even fucked me over like a man. I like. What I like is they didn't just play the like stereotypical drunk abusive man yeah they show that like you don't just end up in a relationship with a drunk abusive man like I first in the beginning of course it's great and then of course like there's like I would have forgave his ass

immediately in the beginning when he's like I made you food I would have been like done they also showed it in a very realistic way that there's like so many different forms of being in an abusive relationship. And the fact that he never actually physically hit her but she was in an abusive relationship, I think was very, very important to teach girls. And by law, how it was so hard for her to like be safe because he never

physically hit her. It's not easy. I would have been like yeah the wind of his punch hit me. Yeah it's crazy. It's like an also. I would have said he's violent. I've also never understood restraining orders. Like okay so if you get a restraining order against someone and then they come to your apartment, what do you throw the paper at up? Like, I've just never gotten it. Like, the time which it takes me to call the police for them to come and get you, you could have killed me. You're so right. Resurring orders don't protect you, but they make the person think twice before they go see you,

because they know that they'll be in trouble eventually. I guess unless you're dealing with a real psycho. The show is I think extremely realistic because I feel like there's so I know so many girls who have been in abusive relationships. Granted they've never like walked out of it with a black eye but that doesn't mean mentally they're not just as fucked up. Oh my god, a thousand percent. I'm sick of these movies just like starting off with like girls running away from an abusive monster and then people are like, well, I'll never be with an abusive monster. Did you get to the part where she moves into the, um, yes, the domestic violence. Okay, and she meets that girl who she becomes friends with.

Okay. And they said girls go back in average of seven times in domestic, fuck these relationships. Razy was that. And that is so chow and guys, why do you think they're going back?

Cause of the mental, cause the emotional control that's happening. It's a really good show. Not that we are not, we've both dealt with abusive relationships before, but I, just some warning signs were not experts, but like, if you feel like you're walking in egg shells, if you feel like they're not, like, you're scared to do something because

of their reaction. Yeah. If you feel like you're afraid to hang out with your friends. Yeah. If you're, like, afraid to even say something because he might take it the wrong way, like you're in the start of something weird. Oh, it's it's made me say the start of something weird because it does not just you piss them off and he hits you. That's not yeah. No, it's not it's it's such a long

row. It's honestly terrifying, but it's such a long road until you actually get to that first hit Which is crazy and then after the hit Normally you get to the beginning of the road again. Yeah, cuz he'll apologize. Yeah How do we segue out of this one Shit, Michael's a hell of a drug. I Shit, Nike was a hell of a drug. I can't believe you slept for a thousand hours. Honestly, so jealous. Someone messaged me and said, a giggler was like,

I want to know what is on your impagia's nightstand. I have decorative things. Really? And also my retainers. That I never wear. Mine was mine. I like to know it's there. I have books that I don't read. Like I love buying books,

but then I don't actually read them. Yeah. But I want to be that girl who reads books at night, so I put it there. I have dirty tissues. I even have like a reading night light to try and be that girl. Just in case.

Just in case, but I know I'm not that girl. Well, this is by my nightstand. It's important to have tissues. You don't know if you're going to cry or calm. girl. Just in case. Just in case, but I know I'm not that girl. Well, this is by my mightstand. It's important to have tissues. You don't know if you're gonna cry or calm. You need a tissue nearby.

I don't think I have tissues. I have a candle. I have like a vase of flowers. You love flowers. You know what I recently bought, and like I don't want people to think that I'm like a sellout, but I did the research, and I wanted,

I have these three little vases that are minuscule. I'm one of my window sales, and I was like, I want these to always have white roses in them, like at all times. So I bought fake ones on Etsy, and they actually look so fucking real. Well, Etsy nails, like that kind of shit. But like, is that trash?

Am I trash? No, okay, good. Small business. Small business. Where's small business? I'm helping you. You can economy and... Etsy the best, especially with like wedding planning stuff.

Etsy makes a lot of really cool unique artsy stuff that isn't like overly expensive. If I was more creative, I'd be like bedazzling hair, berets, and styling them on Etsy. Like I just love Etsy so much. Yeah, well you have your own fashion line soon. Yeah. We're manifesting.

Also, I did spend a week in LA, so I have changed. Okay, question. When you were in LA and you were just like being an LA bitch, when you touched down in the great state of New York, how did you feel? So someone told me I slept 26 hours because I needed the bad energy to leave me. Probably. Your body was like, get this green matcha bullshit juice

the fuck out of our system. Did order some Chinese food and figure it out. Cockroles have IBS and Cockroles also love drinking like 10 liquids at a time. Oh, I have so much tea. What? Do you remember when I sent you a photo? Yes.

From a night? Did you know what that photo was? Yeah, I did, but I think I was drunk when you sent it. And I was like, yeah, I feel like I'm drinking. I'm like, you're drinking Sunday. So I had one kind of epic night in LA where I I'm a third. Yeah, you sent it at 3 a.m. on a Thursday. Oh, that's LA time, sorry, babe.

I was on LA time. I know, I'm like, why is this bitch not texting me back? I was like, are we in the fight? Are we fighting? I saw something in this week, Larry, fight. Ha, ha, ha. So I played my first set at the laugh factory. Okay, which was kind of cool for me

because the last time I went there was to see Dane cook with my mom. Wow. Oh my god. Have you seen him recently? He gets so much plastic surgery. Anyway. It's so unfortunate.

So I get to the laugh factory and I'm doing my first ever set. Sheena came to support. We just have. Sheen is the nice person that ever walked the surf. Yeah. She has no reason to be nice to me Like let's be honest. She's so nice. She could totally do without me and she came to my show on Sunday at flappers in burping Came to my show again on Wednesday with Brock

They are like the most fun parents. I Like I like that their parents and like they had a baby and the baby's like in their life Not like they're in the baby's life. You know what I mean? Yeah, like and she they look amazing She asked me she was Hannah. Can you go to an event with me? And I was like I'm so sorry. I have a comedy show She goes to the event and they come I can't no big deal. I'll do both event. No, I can't even mom. I can't keep up. No big deal, I'll do both of that. No, I can't do things. No, I can't keep up.

It was about to go on. I see Kristalia. Yeah. And I'm like, I didn't just see Kristalia. It looks like another comic that was also there. The Sky Mark K is who we love. Irish guy, girls, hit up his DMs, six, three. And I was like, no, that was Mark. And then I'm like, I think that's Kristalia. Now, the reason I was worried was because

I have a full on joke, making fun of Kristalia in my set. Oh my God. And it was him. Did you do it? So I was like, this is, I don't know if that's Kristalia, but it's not worth it for me to do this joke on stage, you know? So I don't do the joke. Okay. Thank God I didn't I basically long story short calm a tall Lord far quad Highly accurate and he would laugh. I think he would laugh, but the point is In New York when would Chris Lea just be walking in right so anyway I performed the ovan was after me who the ovan are you familiar I'm not give me something he's he's like LA comic okay great podcast he just has a special

out but he was on the real world for like six years back in the day. Oh, I was like, oh my god reality TV turned comic Hi, after being in LA. Do you ever think you could live there? I Think I could because I've lived in Wisconsin before and because they're so simple I lived in Florida and Wisconsin just cuz like I if you could survive in Wisconsin and Florida you could survive in Wisconsin and Florida, you could survive in LA. My thing with LA is I liked being around other people who are like creative, entertaining, but there's never an off, you know what I mean?

Yeah. I think it's fun to say like, I'm going to LA for work. Yeah. That's the only thing I care about. I mean, you're making money. Yeah, you're like, oh, I'm just like, I'm going to LA for a little and then I'm coming back.

I don't know if I could ever actually live there. One, because I'm just like a scary cat of like going and meeting new people and two, it's so far from like our families and like our home base. This is the thing about LA. If you have followers, you have friends. Like as in, you are in every party,

you're too good, great. But it's like, if you're going through a low moment, or like, I met one of this reality guy from like, too out to handle. And he was like, when the show was airing, he's like, I went to like every party, celebrities in my DMs, and he's like, I'm on the show ended and like quiet. Yeah, yeah, I feel like it's a very just like

It's superficial, but people know it. I don't know. I also hate that you can't like walk Oh, yeah, well I walked everywhere in LA and everyone made fun of me. I know it's weird because I can't drive so I'd have to figure that out Then I'm not supposed to bring this up I know. It's weird because I can't drive, so I'd have to figure that out. Then I'm not supposed to bring this up, but I did see sector of the Scientology Church that's just for celebrities in Hollywood. And what was it like? Did you walk by it? Did you get a pamphlet?

It was. I was so scared. I get scared of churches in general, but it was just like white, and it said like some weird name in it, and it was just like white and it said like some weird name in it and it was very, it was scary. And then I went to this podcast across the street and I go, what church is that? And they go, oh, it's Scientology for celebrities.

No Scientology is so fucking terrifying. And apparently you can't really talk about it in LA like the way we talk about it because it's like, because so many of you are Scientologists. Apparently there's Scientology recruiters that are at like acting schools. Like, they look for like people who are like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no see these people making a lot of money. Yeah. That's very Lula rich of them. Very Lula rich.

Yeah. I'm trying to give you all the tea from LA. We had that crazy comedy night. I met Lindsay Pelas. Do you know who Lindsay Pelas is? No. So she was, she dated Dan Balsarian. Okay, I know who that is.

And basically she's from Louisiana. She's like pretty girl from Louisiana. Where'd that guy go? Where'd that guy go? Cuz I want to check on that guy. Yeah, I'm gonna look him up on Instagram. He's always doing the same stuff. Yeah, the same Shed maybe he's just not in your algorithm cuz you're not I mean, I don't think I've ever followed him but So this girl Lindsay Go say LA goes to a Playboy party, like very early on while she's in LA. Okay.

A guy says, hey Dan Balsarian wants to meet you. She meets him, he goes, I like you, I'm gonna blow you up. And this was early on in Instagram. Okay. And within a couple days she has a million followers on Instagram. I was just gonna say, guess how many followers he has on Instagram? Eight million. 32.7 million.

That is a lot of bros. That is, I think that's crazy. Do you know that I forgot to say this, my psychic? We never talked about you going to the psychic. My psychic said that at some point when I'm'm gonna have to go to LA for work and someone's gonna try and trick me into the porn industry. She gave me like specific names too. She was like if you meet a guy named this out there don't trust him.

I have a written down. I was like that's fucking terrifying, but thank you Dan Bill's Aryan just like I don't know like if he would like put these girls on and he would tag them and they kind of blew up but since then This Lindsay she dated Justin Bobby. Okay And I was like oh I dealt with that but in a different situation What is she what does she do? so she I dealt with that but in a different situation. What does she do? So she, if Lindsay Pellas is one of the first Instagram-y girls I've had on the pod, on Burning and Hell, but we had a mutual friend who was Lindsay's great-y-lover.

Her boobs are iconic. Okay. In what sense? I think she kind of invented the bikini not fully fitting on your boobs. You have to see them. I'm looking her up on Insta. How does she spell Lindsay like the normal way? I think it's EY.

It's like Brittany, it's always hard. So she just, she kinda looked at me because I'm like, I was like, I think I wanna be Guy Fieri for Halloween. That was before I slept through it. And she was like, oh, I'm gonna wear lingerie. She goes, being Guy Fieri would be my nightmare. And I go, wearing lingerie to a party would be my nightmare.

And she's like, we were just put on this earth for different reasons. She's like, I was, she goes, I grew up like seeing a hooters girl and being like, I want that or like seeing these girls Like she love the sex. We're like I'd say hooters girl and I'd be like, what happened with her father? So like It's over like I would see you know Chelsea handler be like I want to be her But it's just funny to see how like I one point I was like do you ever feel like things are like demeaning?

And then I kind of felt bad for asking her that because she was like, do you ever feel like things are like demeaning? And then I kind of felt bad for asking her that because she was like, this is what I love. I feel like I love doing it. She's like, I love showing off my body. I've never, I'm very in control and like powerful of what I do. I say no to everything. She has her own only fans that she like,

run ship. She has her own like beautiful home and I don't I don't know where because I don't know where things are and She's starting acting and like she really is just like you and me. Are do you not follow her? Why the fuck can I find her because I want to see if I've seen her only fans before she probably blocked you are you? How many only are you in only fans? No, I don't have an How can only fans use Sometimes I just want to see like oh is this like a real only fans girl or is this like a girl that just posts Like pictures this is only fans is like later in her. Like she's one of the OGs of being like,

hot on Instagram. And she sells it on a calendar. Look, I totally agree with you. Like each girl is put on this earth for a different thing. Like I fucking love girly things and I love like wearing sexy Halloween costumes. Do I wanna have sex on OnlyFans? No, I personally don't, but girls that do, I think,

oh my god, go and do it, because it's probably way safer than you walking into some random porn casting office where like some guy... Yeah. This is the thing I texted you. She's not having sex on OnlyFans. She's not even like exposing her labia like People have only fans like just for feet like she has only fans just like probably some nipple like honestly

Her boobs are insane. Her boobs are insane You could do only fans and never show your face Like there's I mean, I'm not trying to get people to like all start OnlyFans. It was interesting to see the world through her eyes. So guys if you didn't understand what we were getting to swipe up for Hannah and I's join OnlyFans. Our Patreon is our OnlyFans. But she was so funny I had to leave to go on my flight and she was like all we're going out tonight, we're getting ready, they're doing makeup and I'm like,

she's literally like every other girl. Yeah. She just happens to have incredible boobs. And she knows that because I was like, why do you think Dambles are in like, took a liking to you? And she was like, my boobs. And I'm like, is it that simple? Most guys are just simple. But she's single, she said, because a lot of the guys, she attracts, thinks that she's gonna be just like a blow-up doll and they don't want a girl who's like opinionated and powerful and independent.

So she has to deal with that. I mean, this weekend when I was a blonde for Halloween, you missed it because you were sleeping. I did have a thought that was like, I'm an only fans girl now, because. You know, I actually did see you out as a blonde, and I didn't want to call you out on this on the podcast, but I was a blonde in college,

and I feel like, it was with the brown turtle neck and this now it's too many times to be a coincidence that you're stealing my fashion and I know fashion is your thing but I'm starting to realize I'm gonna get your own fucking inspiration, okay? I'm gonna tell you something. I got a bomb fucking blonde wig on Amazon like I literally saw tell you something. I got a bomb, fucking blonde wig on Amazon. Like, I literally saw people and they were like, hi, and I was like, it's me. It's like, show them my brown hair and they're like,

oh my god, like it changed the whole shape of my face. Like I looked so different. Craig actually, I loved it. I was very into it, I looked so different. Craig actually. I actually liked it. I loved it. I was very into it, like, for that night. Craig actually, like, there were multiple times during the night where he was like, I can't look at you. Like, I actually, like, he hated it.

He did not like me blonde whatsoever. And I was like, hmm, rich coming from you because I never effected that you love blond. And he was like, I don't like you blond. Like he like couldn't wait for me to take it off. I'm texting you something right now that is proof that you stole my look and I'm going to post it. I'm already posted it.

Did she really? Yeah. She literally already posted this. Do you not check the Giggly Squat out? I was asleep, bitch. I don't, I literally have no idea. But look how similar. Dude, go to the, okay, I'm sure go to the Giggly Squat.

Yeah. And the caption is who's stole, who's look. Yeah. And what are the comments saying? Because I need some people on my side. And the caption is who's stole, who's look. Yeah, and what are the comments saying? Because I need some people on my side. People were like, I don't get what Paige even was. Paige stole Hannah's, but you're both aligned in the universe now. Okay, okay. The gigaloo's hate picking sides. The gigaloo's can't.

No, it was hilarious though. Oh my god, I just noticed too in this picture you're also wearing a black, a straw blisher. Okay, here's what happened. My costume got so fucked this weekend. Yeah, give me the, we have to discuss the Halloween recap.

Okay, so obviously I was having like a whole situation with Craig because he didn't want to do any couples costumes then last minute. He was like, I want to be Jasmine and Aladdin And I was just like, where am I getting a fucking Jasmine costume in two days Anyway, we're gonna be a Jasmine costume in four weeks So then he was like, okay, let's just be like punk rock people and I was like, you know what cool

We're being Courtney and Travis and then he was like, I heard you said on your like you know what cool we're being Courtney and Travis and then he was like I heard you said on your phone. See listen. No we have mother fucking snitches. Okay anything we say on Kiggly squad is not going into Craig Connovers D.M.s please keep my secret. I know you can't be managed but. I was like who show me who D.M.s you. He was like Paige I'm not going his Courtney and Travis like don't try and trick me. And I was like okay oh, show me who DMed you. He was like, Paige, I'm not going this corny and trap. I was like, don't try and trick me. And I was like, OK, fine. If you want to be punk rock people,

what she just wanted to her eyeliner. And she was like, what are you doing? That's all that it was. God is the love eyeliner. He was like, anything that I can just like wear eyeliner. And I was like, all right. As long as he's not a pirate. Yeah.

Because pirates? No, he did. At one point, he did want to be a pirate and he was like, you can be a wench. And I was like, I feel like it's an offensive term. What? I was like, you know what's happening? You're in the same relationship where we're both with a partner who has main character energy, okay? Oh, I love that. You're not being a wench for a whole week.

Yeah. I was like, typically it it's like the girls costume, and the man is like the prop. The prop? Yeah, and he like, I was like, okay, you want to wear eyeliner? You be a Dalmatian. He's like, I'm not being a fucking dog. I was just like, I'm not like loving the pirate thing.

And he was like, okay, yeah, I actually don't want to do that either. Let's just be like rockers. And I was like, okay. Then someone snitched on me that like, I was yeah, I actually don't want to do that either. Let's just be like rockers. And I was like, okay. Then someone snitched on me that like, I was gonna be Courtney, so I was like, okay. So I was like, I could look a girl getting her makeup done in Sephora, but only the eyeliner part. I had to do it.

Then he was like, paid your not good at punk rock eyeliner. We got into a whole fight about it. It's like, I was like, what is being good at punk rock eyeliner? And he was like, I don't know, but you're not. Anyway, after his third drink. I did, I actually did fuck it up, but I not dare admit it. See him in the moment. And like, I put it on the top, and it did look like a winged eyeliner.

Like, I made him look like a girl. He was like, this isn't it. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. That looks amazing. Did you get mascara? No, I just did an eyeliner. So then I was like, what have you. What have you been doing your friends makeup

and you're fucking it up. And you're like, oh my god, no, it's great. And you're just trying to work with it. Oh, no, literally that's what I was doing. I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. It's fine. I just seem to smudge it a little. So I ordered this blonde wig and I was like, whatever,'t know what you're talking about. It's fine. I just seem to smudge it a little. So I ordered this blonde wig, and I was like,

whatever, I'll be Pamela Anderson. But I accidentally ordered an extra large corset top, and like, basically fucked myself. So my outfit was like, awful. But I loved the blonde wig, and I was drunk by the time we got there, so I didn't really even care. How was the party? Like, what venue did you go to?

We went to Z Club and there was this DJ, it's called Cruella, which when he first texted me he was like, how long were we going to go see Cruella? And I was like, I'm not even like alive. Other than the movie? Yeah, I was like, where are they playing the movie? Or is this like, I'm going to Broadway. Like, what are you talking about? And he was like, it's a DJ.

And then that was Friday night. And then we stayed in all weekend. Like, I don't know how the kids are going out two nights in a row. I died all day. It was a Saturday night. It was two fucking weeks that people were going out. People had three costumes. Four? Mike, this I think everyone was cravis though.

Yeah. And it would have been cute for sure. I will say there was another girl at our table that was also Pamela Anderson, and she crushed it. She looked so good, but she did the tights version where I wore pants because the last two years. Did you like her outfit? Not really. I'm sorry, babe. I know, you know how I feel pants because like, you know, the last year you like your outfit? Not really.

I'm sorry, babe. I know, you know how I feel when that happens, but I loved my wig, so it was like, okay. So has Craig admitted to you like, I'm a brunette guy now, or does he still try to play both fields? Oh no, he like has firmly stuck in his like ways and been like I like Brunette's I've always like Brunettes And I was like hmm that's interesting. It just makes a mistake so long The way yeah, I'm like every single girl you've ever dated is blah. I don't look like anyone. He's abridated And then he said to me the other day. He was like no my girlfriend freshman year of college was Brunette and I go

That was almost 20 years ago her college was Brunette and I go that was almost 20 years ago. I had a crush on a Brunette on the playground and I was like what in the fuck? Oh my god, did you see any good costumes you loved? Everyone was the same thing. Everyone was Travis or? And like here's the thing, I actually like doing costumes that are like movie characters or like celebrities that like it happened like they happen to look hot in the costume I'm not one of those girls. I mean like post-college. I'm not one of those girls

It's like I'm a sexy flight attendant are like I'm a sexy nurse like I don't like those ones I want like yeah a little idea. I like going full Well, I was post Malone for 10 years. You were great as post Malone But I also used to just be a bear so I would just I'm all about comfort on Halloween It's also like fucking cold out so I'd not a teddy bear just bear So I'd wear like a brown sweatshirt brown juicy pants to my ass like nice and then bear things and everyone's like like, you're a little teddy bear and I was like, I'm a bear! Then I wanted to be Guy Ferry, wasn't but then Donald Prima was gay Ferry.

I saw that, he did a great job. Which crushed. And then I kind of just want to have a baby, not gonna would, because I feel like that's not gonna be helpful. People were telling me I was pregnant because I slept for 26 hours and I was like, this baby's lazy as fuck then. Oh, I want a baby so I could wrap it up to be a burrito. So I could wrap it up to be like a subway sandwich

or would I send you a canole? Dude, you know that we're getting older because when like tricker treaters came last night, like I was just invested in what the babies were being. Like, one baby was dressed as a duck, and I was like, come into my home because now you're mine. And on Instagram, the only costumes I saved were babies, so that I could remember.

My favorite baby of all time costume is a baby in a pot with like, a lot of girls. I was just gonna save it. Oh, I'm gonna is a baby in a pot with like I was just gonna say this. Oh, I'm gonna do my baby in a pot with spaghetti on top of its head. Oh my god. Like right out of the womb. You know you're getting old when a mom with an infant

walks onto the plane and instead of going fuck, you go, oh my god, that baby's so cute. So cute, so cute. So we're ovulating um yeah from page news Let's do some okay First of all Which is like the biggest story of the year right now. Did you see Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian? We're holding hands I have thoughts on this yeah hit me with my thoughts

Only in celebrity world does like I have thoughts on this. Yeah, to hit me with my thoughts. Only in celebrity world does a man and a woman hang out alone as just friends. When was the last time? Yeah. Besides maybe your best guy friend. Do you hang out with a new guy? I guess just friends means like they're not anything yet, but that was romantic.

Like they're a thing. This is a whole subject that I would love to actually have a full conversation on the pop. Like we don't have enough time to even dive into this. No. As an engaged woman, as someone in a relationship, how I actually feel about like friends that are girls or guys that are friends. Like, as you get older, it gets smaller and smaller on what I think is appropriate. Well, let's just say like, Des, for example, has friends who are girls. His best friend is a comedian

who is a lesbian in Australia. So she's not only very far away, but she's disgusted by him. Which is the only type of friend that's a girl that is acceptable to me, I think. And I know for a fact, any guy who is near your age, who you are best friends with, one of you wants to fuck the other one.

And if people say no, they're lying. Like my best friend was Andrew Collins. Yeah. He's now in a relationship and I'm in a relationship and we do not speak how we used to. Okay, let's put the shoe on the other foot. I have had multiple guy friends and a lot of them, I have never had sex with them.

We've never even gotten close to that. But I would be lying if I said it didn't cross my god damn mind. Like, there's no way you didn't think, oh, what if that did happen? What would it be like? What does he look like? How would it, like, it goes through your head. And I'm honest, I love Andrew Collins' personality. Right.

Right. Right. Like, so the thing is, if you find a man, you can't have a harem of men. No. And like, if you have a friend that's a girl, like, okay, Craig has friends that are girls, married, have babies. Yep. Acceptable. Yep. I can deal with that.

Because this is the thing. Male attention and female attention are two different things. Like, when I that. Because this is the thing, male attention and female attention are two different things. Like when I, when does is getting male attention, it's what's it for catching up, talking about guys shit. I don't know. What's girl attention for? You can get that from me.

You don't get that from anyone else. Right. Right. And for people like men are fun for friends too. Yeah, when you want male attention, but once you have a man for you all the time, and if you find yourself wanting more male attention, that one man's dick isn't good enough.

Like, I had a lot of guy friends before, not that I like. When you're single? Yeah, not like I killed them all. But like, I had a lot of guy friends before, Craig and I started dating. We're still friends, but in no situation, do we text the way that we used to?

Because even if there is nothing going on, like text popping up from another guy, like while you're with your boyfriend, like is just a weird situation to even explain it? And do I face time to every day? And then I slowly like stopped, and then he kind of was like, what's up? And I was like, yo, he kind of was like what's up and I was like yo I'm this is real and he's like I thought this does thing

was a joke I thought it was for reality TV I also think it's very different like younger like I think anything before 25 like okay there's a gray area I do a story that probably not supposed to tell but Andrew Collins did have a girlfriend. And I was like his new friend and I walked into a place and I'm not gonna lie. My nipples were very hard. No bra as one does in the summer. And I said hi to Andrew, whatever. And then he left with his girlfriend.

And the next day he called me and he said, my girlfriend broke up with me because you because I looked at your nipples. Okay. I'm so glad you said this. If your boyfriend does have like a girl who is a friend, I think it is and you guys are hang about to hang out. I think it is the boyfriend's job to be overly obsessed with you that night. Like if Craig and I are going out to dinner with one of his friends that's a girl and like this girl is single Obviously the whole time this has never happened, but obviously the whole time I'm thinking like she wants to fuck my boyfriend and like

This like I will murder her, but like I would expect Craig to be even more like Affectionate to me and, oh my god, I'm obsessed with my girlfriend. I wanted to be alone. This was also hardy. It was like Nikki Glazer's party she was throwing. And I was trying to get my nipples looked up by other guys at that point. Right.

You were like, then there is a thing as the friend that's a girl, dude, I don't want your man. And if I wanted him I'd have like not My vibe but also Andrew and I do have this like crazy chemistry together. We're like I love him But but I we would never be together But it's also still not appropriate when we have significant others and he's now with a girl who's like Gorgeous stunning. Yeah, Don't know how he did it. Um, she is. I've seen her Instagram. She's very pretty. I just miss what we had as friends, but you just can't have a chance. I mean, also,

let's just be honest, when you're in a relationship and you really, really like that person, you're not even hanging out with other people. Like, I don't even see my girlfriend. Because I like, so I'm certainly not seeing my guy friends. I only care about him. Unless you're gonna lick my pussy. Don't text me. Don't text me. Don't text me.

Don't text me. Unless you're joining in the threesome, there's my pecanema. Also, it's just there's so many times recently where I've been around girls and I'm like, you like my boyfriend. Hello? You like my boyfriend.

It's just- But you used to like dating guys who are uglier than you. What's it like with dating guy who I'm not saying he's better looking than you, but he's very traditionally good looking. I actually love it. Are you okay? Like walking into places? Maybe it's because you're very comfortable with yourself right now.

I think it is. I think it's because I have more confidence in myself that I love walking into places with Craig and people being like, he's so f-- like when I get messages from girls being like, he's so fucking hot, I'm like, no you don't understand. Like sometimes I look at him and I'm just like, I don't even- I'm actually listening to him. And I'm actually bonds the world just appreciating like good looking men Yeah, someone came up to me after show and they go

How are you so ratchet and does is so put together and I was like Oh my god that girl wanted fucked as I've seen this meme before but it's so fucking true like I'm not flirting with you I'm just hot and I'm talking. And talking. Like, I'm, I just responded to you speaking and. At the laugh factory, they were like a ton of fuck boys. So I started fucking with them and making fun of them. And afterwards, like, when the guys when I was walking by,

like, grabbed my hand to kiss it. And I was like, that's my engagement ring. Yeah, like, in a boat. I didn't do any engagement jokes. Yeah. And I was like, I'm very engaged. And then I'm like, what does does do? Because he doesn't ever ring. Hmm, should think about that. That is interesting. And the other front page news. Um, did you see the de reetz from Real House? I said Beverly Hills, her house got. I love how the cameras are on it. They're like, they're like, don't give any information. They can watch us on the next season of Beverly Hills. How fucking crazy.

Like, I was trying to think like what I would do in that situation. And like, obviously you go into like a fight or flight moment. Like, could you where was PK? He was away and she woke up to like a guy holding a gun over her. That is so fucking scary but also it's like also you're living these public lives. Not to like not to like because it was a yeah desensitize it but my first thought and I don't know why this was my first thought. Would you pee? Like, what woke you up?

Would you be, what if you were got, like I feel like I'd get so scared of someone's whole, I woke up to someone holding a gun over me being like where's your jewelry, I think I'd pee. I know what I'd, I'd watch a lot of murder dogs about this. I know what's coming. I know what I've heard.

So you'd be surprised your body, I think kind of closes up. But when you die, I heard you's coming. You know, like I know whatever you've got. You've surprised your body. I think kind of closes up. But when you die, I heard you do poop. Interesting. Like I feel like I'd get so scared I would pee. Because I've even just like scared my damn self in my own apartment and felt like a little pee come out. I'm like, oh, I just got scared. How did you scare yourself?

You could live alone. There's multiple times where I have been in my apartment and if anyone was watching me, it would literally look like I was playing squid games with myself because I'll hear something and I'll stop and be completely still for five minutes to see if I hear it again. I'll be with Butter and she'll hear something and I'll be like, what is the butter? No, I'll be like, is it a ghost? But where's the ghost? It's so crazy, because as I get older,

I get more and more scared. I have a ring camera on my front door. I have multiple locks on my door, and then I also have an alarm on my front door that my mom bought me. Did you buy the ring camera? I bought the ring camera and I bought the second alarm. That like goes in my door.

I mean, I went into some places in LA and they have like gates and the like things and they have to. But with being in the public eye, like people can like hack and like find out your address. No people are talking crazy. Like my door is always locked and even like walking to my like in my apartment building, like walking to my like in my apartment building,

like walking to my actual apartment, you would think I was a Russian spy, because I'm looking everywhere, like I'm surveying the entire floor. I was, I've gone as far as to like, to round a corner and stop to see if someone was like following me, also round that corner and stop to see if someone was like following me also around that corner like I'm crazy I'm still on the pod. I said babe and Des was like what?

Pro-opt us About you Energy oh, what I have to tell you I told Des what we talked about about that. He's your second husband I go des we have his bit that you're my second husband He goes that's hilarious and I go and he goes you know why and I'm like why and he goes Cuz your second wife energy and I was like No, he did not but he's totally right. I am second wife better not. But he's totally right. I am second white better. Yeah, you are. So I'm his second wife. Wait, I kind of love this role play that you guys are doing. We have a full role

play. He's like, you're my. I love that. That makes it fun. Is there anything else? No. No, look at us nailing an hour. Yeah. We love you guys so much. We're going to announce more locations for our tour dates for Gugley's blind. Yeah, very soon. In the meantime, I'm in Florida. And Raleigh. I just keep saying Raleigh.

Raleigh, North Carolina. Not. That was North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. That got British. Yeah, that got British. That was a little bit of North Carolina. That was, that got British. Yeah, it got British.

That was a little bit of your love island. Shoot. Um, and yeah, I did a lot of pods for burning in hell. My India oxenberg one's gonna drop on a Wednesday. Awesome. And we'll see everyone next week, I guess. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling.

Bye. Bye. Bye.