Giggly Squad - Giggling about Olympic drama, judging people, and charitable men

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

Pannah questions if they should ever judge people ever again. Hannah gives her athletic take on the Olympics and Paige figures out if women who get cheated on by the same guy become friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up GUNIT? Oh, that's my favorite one thus far. People should have had about GUNIT. They shouldn't. One time, and I'll never forget it, my brother said to my mom, That's my favorite one thus far. People shout out about G unit and they shouldn't. One time, and I'll never forget it, my brother said to my mom that he wanted a personalized license plate that spelt G-U-N-I-T

for G unit and she goes, you will not get a license plate that says, gone it in my house. What you wanna go really fast in the car, I don't think so. And he was like, she goes, we drive the speed limit in opening, okay? Yeah.

Oh my god, that's hilarious. We follow the rules in this home. That's hilarious. That's like when I, when I dated this football player who thought isn't, to a spelled IS, I-N-T, but that's just a fun fact about me and explains a lot.

Aren't football players the cutest? Yeah, they're mashed potato brains. Yeah, I love that for them. You can really just mold on 100%. 100% manipulate their brains. What? You wrote talking in the morning. What is that?

What's happening in the morning with you? Let's normalize, shutting the fuck up. So not talking to me. I...no. I think the meanest things in my head that I think I've ever come up with if I wake up and someone's immediately speaking to me. Here's an example.

I've wanted to murder. My parents were here Tuesday night and Wednesday morning I woke up because my mom was coming to my Maybelline shoot with me because she's just cute and adorable. And literally from the jump my dad is like talking, talking, talking, talking. And I literally just looked at him and was like, before I rip all of my hair out and yours, please, please. Like, and I realized that a lot of my ex-boyfriends talk to me in the morning, and I think that's one of the main reasons that I'm saying about.

Well, that is the biggest red flag in the world, because they're clearly not respecting you, your time, or your space. I, when I was quarantining with my parents, as one does, my dad was just always vacuuming. Like, I don't know what the power trip is with like my dad vacuuming. Like I don't know what the power trip is with like my dad vacuuming. Like, and you would always come in my room

when my door was shut and he'd be like, why are you sleeping? And I'd be like, it's called an 11 a.m. depression app dad during a pandemic. Cause what else am I supposed to do during a pandemic? I can't go outside. And then he does the funny, like he vacuums on my bed, like and I'm just start yelling mom. Yeah. And then my mom comes in, she's like, can't even outside. And then he does the funny, like, he vacuums on my bed. Like, and I'm just start yelling mom.

Yeah. And then my mom comes in. She's like, can't leave her alone. And I'm like, again, this is too much yelling. We're now literally having a war over a vacuum when I was in a peace, REM sleep. Mm-hmm. Sometimes I feel like dads are, like, as we get older,

dads are turning more into older brothers. Yes. Like, sometimes my dad just says things to piss me off. Like I know, and he's like, what, what are you getting? We're just playing around, we're just kidding around. And I'm like, dad, I don't like the nonsense. I do also think with the morning. But shout out to our dads, because we do.

Yeah, shout out to our complex relationships with our dads. They make us the people we are. I would murder someone from my dad. No, I will protect my dad at all costs. I do have to say about morning voices. You ever are having a peaceful day in the morning. You're not getting out of bed and you realize you have to go on the phone with someone and you know that they'll know based on your voice that you've been asleep until 11.30

and then you try to warm your voice that you've been asleep until 11 30 and then you try to warm your voice up and you'll be like, la la la la. Yeah, literally red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. Happened to me this morning. Thank God it was only my dormant, but he said, sorry for waking you up. It was a love of a man. I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that.

I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that. I don't like that shit when people are saying that about your life and they'll be like did you just wake up? Yeah, and like I'll lie. I'll be like no Imagine my voice and they'll be like you just woke up Imagine if I was like you don't know me You don't know me, but have you ever okay? I this is something else This is like one of those things that like is not a turn off. It's a turn on but like shouldn't be Have you ever called a guy, either in the morning or at nighttime and they like just woke up

and they have like that deep raspy voice and they're just like, what's up baby? They're like, says, and you're like, you know that they were just asleep and you're just like, and they're adorable. Cause you know a man are like lying constantly when they just wake up,

they're not conscious enough to lie. So they're like their purest form. Like when they're just like as simple as, so they're like their purest form. Like when they're just as simple as possible, they're just like, hi. Yeah, it's literally like they're high. There is something about like a raspy voice that really gets me. I did it like a couple of seven months

just cause of this voice. Yeah, and there's guys that like, I've listened to them on the phone and I'm like, probably not, probably not, you know, like not for me. For me. Like, does his voice is like my kink? Yeah, you do love his voice. I love it. I even said it when you first started talking to him. Like, you would like list, like random things you liked about him. And I remember saying, you saying like his voices. No, I mean, because let's me honest, a relationship is having a conversation

for the rest of your life. And if you don't like how that voice sounds on the other end, you're done. I don't care how beautifully curved big his penises. Yeah. Yeah. Voice is a big thing. Speaking of warnings, are you ice rolling in the morning?

What is this ice roller magic that you have introduced to me recently? If you don't subscribe to our Patreon, one, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? And okay, this is my ice roller, and I forgot that I even had it, and then I like re-found it.

It is life changing, and I know, like there's a Jade roller, there's a gouache of stone, there's blah blah blah blah all this stuff. Just ice roll your face and you'll feel so much better than trying to do it every single morning. It really does wake you up. The tip is you go under your cheekbone and just like push up. And what does that do? It just like makes your face.

I don't know. No. And what does that do? It just like makes your face. No, and like chisels your face basically, like it deep puffs you. Cause when I wake up, I'm a puffy bitch. Yeah, I'm a marshmallow. I don't know. However, my lips are thick. Flalless. Dude, when I wake up and my lips get big, I'm just like, this is who she is. DSL's people try to spread shit about me.

I got lip injections, whatever. I have knock on lip injections. I just slept 14 hours, my gym damn business. Yeah. Okay. Also, there's vis-a-line. So, vis-a-line lips, they like puff out a little more. If there's one thing I would never do to my face,

like I definitely will get Botox at some point. But if there's one thing I would never do to my face, like I definitely will get Botox at some point. But if there's one thing I would never do to my face, it's get my lips done because I love my lips. It's true, it does lose, like I start overlining my lips because I thought it was fun and my lips would look fucking massive and my mom was like, oh, but you lose the natural shape of your like, what is it called?

The thing on top of your lip? Your cupid's bow. Cupid's bow and she's like, I can't you lose the natural shape of your like, your, what is it called, the thing on top of your lip? Your cupid's bow? Cupid's bow. And she's like, I can't see your cupid's bow. But I love that for you. You do have a great lips. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Thank you. I do think that people getting lip injections, I'm telling you, remember 20 years ago, how it was hot to not have huge lips? You don't think in 20 years, 10 years, it's gonna be cool again to not have massive lips. You don't think in 20 years, 10 years, it's gonna be cool again to not have massive lips and your lips are gonna have to be deep puffed. Sucked out. This is a trend, bitches. This is a trend. Don't change your face for a trend. But anyway, finally. Oh, when you go on your plastic

surgery, Rance, I just know to quiet. I know. And let you get it out. I've evolved. I used to be very anti-plastic surgery, but your girls turning 30. And I've also talked to a lot of people on social media who have been like, hey, like I got a nose job to change my life, I got a boob job to change my life.

Yeah. I support it. Yeah. I don't support you doing it for the wrong reasons. It's basically like the bachelor. Make sure you're doing it for the right reasons for you, not for Instagram likes or fame. Right.

Do it for loving yourself. Right, do it for just helping yourself. No, because I actually have a lot of girlfriends who, like you could never tell that they got their lips done, but they were just like insecure a little bit about their smile so they got like a lip flip. Yep. And they love it. And they're like, it just makes me feel so much better. And I'm not saying it looks bad. I'm just saying it's not the first answer. It's like, don't just go on pills to feel better. Do pills and therapy, you know? Like, if you're gonna get your lips done,

go to therapy too to understand. Don't just do heroin. You know, like do something with it, you know? I'm like going up pro-zac and stuff. Oh, right, right, right. But I am turning 30. And based on all these talks, I have this new bit I'm doing in my standup where I'm basically like, the society really tries to scare women about turning 30. Yeah. And how they're like, if you're not buying hundreds of dollars of serums,

fucking your face with a Jade Roller, snorting collagen, you're just going to turn 30 and become Prince Philip. And if someone said, Paige, if you snort this collagen, you will look 25 forever. I would do it. I have you in my brain during that whole joke doing all those things you inspired it because but also page If there was a serum that like actually worked Mm-hmm wouldn't everyone be using it?

Correct, but is there one and where it's just you got to find it? Or you could say it's all individual Yeah, yeah, it's just you got to find it. Or you could say it's all individual. Yeah, it's just like a huge, what's the word? Multilabel Martin's game. No, not hide and seek scavenger hunt. Oh, scavenger hunt. Needle and the haystack.

But I also think I don't like to be conned. Look, we're from the York. I don't like one, was a putting one over on me. I don't like to be conned. Look we're from the arc. I don't like one, what is a, putting one over on me. I don't like that shit. And I don't like how the beauty industry, I'm trying to just find the holes in it. But anyway, bitch I'm turning 30 on August 12th. I know. It's really fast approaching.

I have no idea what the fuck can get you for your birthday either. You're very hard to shop for. I know. But I also don't really care for a lot of things. Like I'd rather you write me a note being like, I love you, you're the best person I've ever met in my life. I know you want something funny, but your gift to me this year was so sentimental and great.

And I'm just like, how? What did I get you? I forgot. You got me that picture frame. Oh yeah. Hi, You bitch. It's a guy I forgot. We are not gifting is not our love language. Where the fuck is that?

I know it's here. I know it's here. It's your fault in my mind. It changed my life. Where the fuck is that? It's somewhere in this room, I think. Yeah. I knew you'd like it because I also

know you like aesthetics around your house. Yeah, it was really cute I'm not gifts are not my thing. I'm more just want your love I love a text of a tiktok in the morning so I know real quick just our friendship. Yeah Yeah, what are we talking about are we texting or are we DMing? Are we doing tiktok cuz bitch you don't mean me. No, no You messaged me on tiktok, and I got thrown the fuck off. What are you? I wanna keep it to DM on TikTok.

Wait, I feel like you're breaking up with me. Because, no, no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm gonna tell you why. Because when I'm on TikTok, it's usually 2 a.m., and there's so many I wanna send. And you don't wanna like wait for me. I can't text her. Yeah, would've her phone is on or whatever what if does the folks You know, so I was like let's keep it to tic-tac mess in your

But I do think that page and I have full conversations through our tic-tac like I'll send her something funny about a guy Basically saying I know where your head's at. This is our mood. And then you'll send me something funny about like my tennis, and I'll be like, yes bitch, I'm trigger today. I know. Like we just know. Wait, literally. Literally. You send me TikToks based on like my status with any man. I also just know. Like I don't have to ask, I just fucking know. I know we're not at front page news, but can we like go to front pages right now? Jay, I need to talk about Jay-Lo.

Okay. So my friend Claire, who's an amazing comedian, basically kind of had, oh no, she was joking about Jay-Lo and I was looking into it and there was a tweet. And it was like, so I get back with my ex and I'm a stupid bitch. And J-Lo gets back with her ex and she's goals. And I was laughing about it with Des.

And Des was like, that's not the point. She hasn't been with him for 10 years. They're like different people now. That's why it's romantic. Okay, Des. And I was like, who are you thinking about from 10 years ago, babe? Literally, oh my god. Let's think about who, who would I have dated? What held my, I would have been 18, 18, 18, 18, 18,

oh my high school boyfriend, that would have been fine. Um, but, I always go back to him. I always go I don't wanna go back to him. I always go back to him. I always go back. I always go back to him. No, I actually feel like we wouldn't be compatible anymore. If you were compatible 10 years ago and then you broke up, why do you think you'd be more compatible in 10 years? You're obviously more different and probably more authentically yourself.

But maybe you're like different in better ways. I don't think I feel like a lot of people break up in their early 20s because they're like, I really want to focus on my career and I really want to live out like, yeah, like I want to live out my life. I want to have these single years. So then when they do get back together at 30, they've already done all that stuff and they're like, let's settle down. But then other things could be different.

Look, don't listen to me because I've never been more single in my life and I... Paige, I think it's fake. I know. And I know. I have never seen a couple have more paparazzi photos. Every single day, they're in a new outfit. They're recreating poses from music videos

Page what is like from a person who's been in the media who's dated people in public? What is what are they doing to us? Because it doesn't feel authentic to me and you know Mystic Michaela says that I can sense when people are being an authentic and my fucking fucking like, I'm beeping. Rear radar is going off. My radar is beeping. Here's the thing. Absolutely. Absolutely. Are they trying to get in the press and have paparazzi pictures of their love?

I think they really are re-making the video of the two of them, and I think it's gonna come out soon. Like I genuinely think that. Do you think this is based on a project? Like there's a music video coming out or a movie? Like I think it is a public based film. Okay, so for that. Look, they're definitely banging.

That's for sure. Okay. They're definitely banging. They're definitely having a great time on vacation. I think they're absolutely remaking a music video. Whether they're like really together or it's just kind of like fun to hang out with someone familiar, I don't give a shit. I don't care. Because you want to know what? Every single thing on the internet is fake.

True. Everything is fake. Every story you read, something is fake. Every picture is fake. every video is fake, like you will never actually know what is going on in someone's real life unless you know them. So like, I really feel like everyone is like a character of themselves on the internet. And it doesn't mean they're lying to you and it doesn't mean they're not authentic. But you don't know the full story. They're just presenting, yeah, they're presenting to the world You know like how they want to be perceived or like what you know, and that doesn't mean like if they're share if they're crying on their Instagram story that like They're faking it or something. They're sending what they want you to see

Yeah, like they're choosing to share something with you They're living their own reality TV shows through there. Yeah, they're living their own life. Whatever But like they're like their Instagram is their reality TV show. They want to their own reality TV shows through there. Yeah, they're living their own life, whatever. But like, their Instagram is their reality TV show, they wanna show you. Like, these are the parts that they wanna show. Right, you pick and choose what you wanna show on your Instagram, and that's fine.

I follow a lot of mental health accounts because, you know, we're in it. And this one lady was being asked about like, Simone Biles and stuff, and she was like, hey, I don't know Simone Biles and stuff and she was like, hey, I don't know Simone Biles. So I can't tell you what the fuck happened. I can give you general opinions on the situation that I still don't know about and I'm like, what if people like all the gossip people like did that with celebrities being like, look, I don't know. Who knows? Who knows?

Yeah, but we see this on TV, or we saw that. But this is, I know what the Googlers in your thinking, Hannah, why do you care so much? Why do you care if this is fake or not? This is why. Because JLo, and it's not that JLo so hot, how could she be in the situation? JLo is so successful.

So yeah. The fact that she craves this attention makes me very worried for myself. Because I'm like, I have my goals, I want to be successful, and I think, if Jelo's not content with the attention she's getting, how am I ever going to be content with the attention I'm getting? Right. I think I want to be content with the attention I'm getting? Right.

I think I want to be so successful and then literally disappear. Yep. I want one day people to be like, what happened to Paige to store about? You know? Like, she has this crazy, huge fashion line, but we never see her. Yes, and I'm like, I don't know. But she doesn't even have a personal Instagram. You just have your company Instagram.

I'm going to straight, Jennifer Lawrence, that personal Instagram, you just have your company Instagram. I'm gonna straight Jennifer Lawrence that shit. And like, I won't have an Instagram. That sounds like a lot. Oh my God, I just orgasmed. I feel like, I interview this girl I'm burning in hell, Chelsea Lynn, who's amazing. She plays trailer trash Tammy. And she's hilarious.

It's like a character she does. And I was like, what are your goals? And she goes, I don't wanna get too famous. Wow. And I've never heard like a character she does and I was like what are your goals? And she goes I don't want to get too famous Wow, and I've never heard like a TikTok That's some that's some main character energy. I remember she goes I don't want to get too famous that I can't do like normal shit I just want to be able to pay for enough stuff that I can do what I want and I was like But it's that's like winning the lottery they say Money brings a certain amount of happiness

up to like a hundred K or something that you have like a little bit extra for things you like. But once you hit a million and actually causes depression, I mean life is hard is what we're trying to say. But I'm just like, I'm upset. I'm upset that JLo feels the need to wake up with a morning and call our publicist and be like, okay, where am I going to be today? I'm like, you'm upset that JLo feels the need to wake up in the morning and call her publicist and be like, okay, where am I going to be today?

I'm like, you don't need that! Why do you think you need that? Okay, but wait, what if she's doing it just because she is so much motherfucking anger inside of her toward A-Rod? And she's just like, watch this. I'm mad that she has anger towards A-Rod and she feels like she has to prove herself

that she's better than that or she's above it because I'm mad that she feels like she has to prove herself. And again, I'm projecting my shit onto her. I don't know, I'm kind of here for the pettiness. Yeah. You know, like I'm kind of here for it. Like, oh, cool A-Rod, I could buy and sell you and like have fun on your yacht.

Like I will be having fun on mine. Well, yeah, she's having a normal angry kind of revenge type reaction. And it's like, I guess I'm trying to work on knock and revenge or have anger towards things and I'm trying to work on being content. So when I see her doing that shit, I'm like, wait, girl, I look up to you. Is this what I should be doing?

Because I'm trying to hide with the goats. Should I be getting back with my ex and posting it? No. But yeah, which leads me. Have you been following the Simone Biles stuff? Okay, so I'm not like huge into watching the Olympics. I feel like this is gonna sound so weird. But I feel like watching the Olympics is something you do if you're with your family or in a relationship. Oh wow. Exactly. Yeah, like, if my, like, when my parents were here, my dad was like, whoa, throwing the Olympics

and like, we watched a little bit of it. It's a fun family event. And like, yeah, and like, if I was sitting on the couch with my boyfriend, like my one friend Katie, her and her boyfriend, they're hilarious. And they were like, oh, we're just watching like the Olympics and playing some game and like, trying to guess, I don't know, they're trying to guess something. They're the best couple ever They're honestly like the couple I want to be. I don't know, but they're like playing a game with each other about the Olympics

And I was like that's adorable. I'm not gonna sit here and like watch the Olympics by myself I'm not gonna do a drinking game alone whenever someone plays because they got silver So like when I heard about the Simone Bios saying my first reaction was like oh my God that's so scary for her Like I hope she's okay. I wonder what's going on and then I started seeing all these things of people being like mad about it Mm-hmm and I was just like wait We've done so much like normalize mental health and here's a girl saying hey I'm not okay. And like, I need help with something

and people are pissed off because what they can't sit on their couch and watch her flip her body in the fucking air. Like, you're not paying her. Wait, who pays the Olympic athletes? Well, I think they get sponsors, like endorsements, like Naomi Osaka and fucking Simone Biles have tons of endorsements that pay them. I don't think there's a monetary reward to it. No, I think you're wrong because I heard something on TV that was like the guys make like 400 grand in the girls make like 50.

Ew, what? Yeah, I know there's like a crazy, like discrepancy was like the pay, but like who is paying them? Like their countries? I guess the Olympics. We have no clue. Okay, we don't know.

We don't know. We could, if someone was like a million dollars, what's the answer? I'd be like, no, I have no idea. But we'll move away from this. Like you guys can't reach it like no, I have no idea. But We will wait for this. You guys I need to know but the point is as An athlete growing up. Yeah Sports is not something that

Is for your well-being when you're a top athlete. It's a performance based It's not like oh, it's for some calories today. It's about who can push themselves the furthest, mentally, and physically to be the greatest. I have trouble with my inner voice, listening to my inner voice because I've been trained my whole life to be like when you're tired, when you're sad, when you're nervous, and your coach is like, you ready? You say yes. And you lie to yourself and you tell yourself, yeah, I'm great, I'm great, I'm great. I suffered from a lot. You feel like I do that on dates.

Yeah. So you're ready to do this? I'm like, yep, no, for sure. Or you're like three months in, they're like, do you like him? And it's like, yeah, I mean, he's treats me like shit, but like, he has a house in Connecticut, so. So here we are.

So I had a time performance anxiety and I always just like pushed through because that's what you're taught. However, Naomi Osaka, who pulled out of Wimbledon and French open because of mental health and some of my bios who pulled out of the final because of her mental health. They are 24 to 25 years old and they are the first sport stars who have grown up with this extent of social media. So I really have a theory think about Simone Biles by far greatest one, the greatest gymnast who ever lived. She wins the Olympics, goes from no one knows her name to suddenly the face of the Olympics. And for four years, she has this huge following, people interacting with her, everyone knowing

her, she is seeing the interactions, seeing that she's America's greatest hope. Yeah. She's also dealing with a full on sexual assault scandal with Larry Nasser. Yep. She was one of the women that was assaulted. And she didn't need to go back to Olympics, but she did and she said, a lot was it to make sure that he gets convicted

to show that still a gymnast who's active has been affected. So I think there were a lot of other things going on besides just like, oh, I don't think I can't perform today. I think- And here's the other thing, we will never know because we don't know her. So like, I just never understand when people look, I do from page news all the time and I will comment on whatever the fuck celebrities are doing. But like, I want to know what they're dating and like who they're dating and like where they're going to dinner like I want to know dumb shit. Yeah. I'm not gonna comment on like a 25

year old girl who is quite possibly one of the most famous people in the world right now who has the entire world watching her. If she doesn't want to fucking get out of bed one day, who am I? If she doesn't want to fucking get out of bed one day, who am I to be like, why? Like, I just think that's so crazy. Like, there's days where I don't want to get out of bed because I'm like, oh my god, someone on Instagram said, this, this, and this about me, and like, now everyone probably hates me.

Like, would you imagine the whole world? The whole world watching you. And her thing though is like, with sports, it's who's the mentally strongest. So she was like, look, I can't perform. These girls are gonna be mentally stronger. Let them go instead of me. And selfishly, these people won't be entertained by her.

But she knew, okay, instead of me going up and fucking up, and I'd rather just not. I'd rather give another good chance. What if she got up there, was like in her head, was so nervous, so pressured. She did something and she fucking broke her neck. No, I think that's what happened because she said she did one of the big jumps

and she lost where she was in the air and she kind of fell, but she was like, I could have really hurt myself. Yeah, like that's terrifying. But I also want people, there's a lot of like black and white with her. It's like, either they're really mad at her or they're like, they're basically like putting her on a pedestal again, which I don't know if she wants. As a female athlete perspective, I don't want people being like, I'm so proud of Hannah for like saying no

because she's having mental problems. Like that's a step, but I also want people to empathize with her and be sad. Like, this, like how do we prevent so many athletes from dealing with depression and anxiety? Like instead of, instead of like rewarding it, let's like work on solving the problem because Naomi is dealing with it.

Also, my thing with Naomi, it's like, there are so many people on tour who are dealing with depression and anxiety, but they can't afford to not play the Grand Slam because they need to pay their bills. It's a very nuanced, complicated thing, but mental health and sport, it needs to be talked about. And hopefully in the long run, this is just the beginning of people delving into it. So yeah, that's my two cents. People were asking for me to get into it. We went there.

I mean, yeah, I mean, whatever she wants to do, her and JLo, whatever they want to do, go for it, girls. Do whatever you want to fucking do. Do whatever you want a fucking deal. Because at the end of the day, someone is gonna disagree with you. Like you're not ever going to have the approval of everyone and you don't need it. Like some people like our silent laughter, some people hate it.

And it's like what I'm learning is, for example, let me put it in your perspective. I pull up a Zara sweater. Yeah. There's 10 people. And this Zara sweater has gone through a lot to get to where it is of approval and design and strategy. How many of those 10 people do you think will actually like it? Probably five.

So given that, accurate. It's accuracy, accurate. It's accuracy meant. That's how is a dark sweater that's been made for people to like it. Still isn't liked. How are you being a authentic self expecting everyone to like you. But you can through social media frame yourself in a type of way that people think they do. Right. And that's where depression really knew People really knew just how gross and disgusting we are. Yeah. Speaking of gross and disgusting. Yeah.

Um, oh, I have some things from the gigglers that I want to also share. But I have to, this just made me think about melecunus and Ashton in the top five of like some of my favorite couples There was a whole article about how they're like we don't bathe our children unless we see dirt on them So page we just want on a whole Speech Ted talk about we don't know the situation. Okay. I know this month Is it like I'm an immune thing? Like they want to take germs in so they could fight, have a high immunity?

They were basically saying I should pull up the article because I'm just doing this from like memory. They were basically saying that like you don't need to shower every single day and look, no one is more of a proponent of getting your natural oils out than me because I look, you should wash your hair every day, it's good to get your natural oils out. I think it's also not good to wash your face as much as people do. I don't think you should wash your face in the morning.

I think you should just wash your makeup off at night because your skin needs time to regenerate. I really only exfoliate once a week and I love sitting on my couch and not showering for two days. But I just feel like when you're a child, you're being taught habits. So like your mom comes into your room every day and is like you have to take a bath and you have to brush your teeth Are you coming up me? Was parenting right now? Yeah, kind of Because these kids one they're gonna be the smelly kid in class and kids are running around all fucking day

Like they're sweating. They're gross. They put their hands in everything Like they're gonna one day be in high school and be like, nah, I don't have to shower. And they're saying you fall in love with people's natural scent. So maybe I mean, I feel like the, well, I love that we're like fighting right now. You know how the cavemen, they didn't shower every day and they were good. Okay, they also died at 18 basically. And like, I'd eaten by animals.

Do we need to live this fucking long? Cause life is suffering. I know what Buddhism is. It's suffering. I mean, bottom line. But throw your kids in the fucking tub. Like, I don't get it. I think it was not going to be enough fat Amanda Hersh

that wrote this on Instagram, but she was like, this gives me the same energy as when Kristen Bell and De Doc Shepard said that they let their kids drink non-alcoholic beer and she's like, these are two things that you just don't have to say out loud. No, you can keep that in the home. You can literally keep it in the home.

There are so many, we should make a list of like cringy things on Instagram that people share and I'm just like, you don't need to. You don't need to. Like, never a day in my life. You know, like you get in those moods. I know for a fact, I would never get on my Instagram story and start crying.

Like it just, it just so not me. Like it would just never happen. That's what I said about going to reality that I never cried in reality, and I cried all season three. My sister. I cried every single day. But it's also like a personal choice. Yes. I'm not knocking someone for going on their Instagram story

and crying. Like if you want to do that, oh my God, like do it. Let it out. Tell your story. I just know for me, I probably would never do that. And I would also probably never tell people that I let my kids drink non-alcoholic beer. Because the taste is not good.

So they're just going to acquire that taste and then one day be like, wait, what's the real thing? Also, there has to be a context. A lot of things get pulled out of context, especially when you see these headlines. Like, I can see myself on a podcast having kids joking about something me and does do and then then pulling it and defining me by it for 10 years. So like, what was the context of this? Or did they were they just like, Hey, we have to tell people something.

Like, do we know? It was like an article. They were, I forget what it even was. I should know this, but like, but are they saying they don't shower too? No, I think they do. But like, probably not as often as you would think. I would, I can show up their family? Yo, I would absolutely love it. They have like the cutest story ever. They were like their first kiss

He was her first kiss also No, it ever her first kiss ever. Yes, but it was on screen. Yeah, but also 14 You know, Ashnec Kutcher is like Crazy rich because he made some like really good investments like he like a person some bird something right? Yeah, like he doesn't work anymore because he's like Stupid rich like more than actor rich because he made really good financial decisions But I love ashton like I want to see him. I want him to punk someone. Like, I want, I love him. I miss him.

Meela too, she's cute. But I felt like they did like some article whatever about like the inside of their home. Stunning, gorgeous, love their style. But I think there's no showers. Not a shower in the home. Not a shower in the home. Maybe it's the kind of thing where I could see you shower your kid. And then they just get messy again.

But do it at night and throw them in the bed and put them in a little burrito and make them stay. I feel like I was so OCD even as a child. I, in kindergarten, would bathe myself. Because I couldn't wait for my mom because I was like this is like I'm gross, I'm getting in the bathroom, I'm just staring. But then when you want me to get out of this shower, you out the bath, you go,

Mom! I'm like mom, I'm done and she'd yell up and be like okay, put your pajamas on. She had been like should I do the taxes too? Like what the fuck? I'll just care of myself. I just care of my self. I'll just take care of my child.

I'll take the towel for you. No, she didn't. She like reassured me that I could get out. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself. I'll just care for myself.

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You're so odd. Okay, you, okay, I don't know if people know this about me and now, but this is one of the craziest quirks that she has. This bitch does not sleep with a pillow. Okay, you can go to my- You're gonna go to my- No, let me say a warmer time for the people in the back. She puts her bare face on the mattress.

It's amazing sharing a bed with her because the more pillows the merrier for me. So like, never had an issue with you, but I just think it's so interesting. I just cloud, I don't fuck with pillows. It's because I sleep on my stomach, which is highly not recommended. So then if I am on my stomach and then I have to put my head up, it like hurts my face. So I sleep with part of my face off the mattress so I can breathe.

Yeah, it's so interesting. But I sleep with my hair now, but also I'm one of those like lucky girls that I can go to sleep full wet hair wake up it's straight yeah I just don't I needed a way I needed out of here I needed off get it off like I can but also don't you like you wake up and then your hair is all crimped up from the bun. Yeah, and then Mela and Ashton, listen up. That's when I get in the fucking shower. Oh, see, I shower at night. You do, that's another thing you do.

Hannah? Oh my God. No, Hannah doesn't shower at night. This bitch showers in the middle of the night. I have walking on my party. It's when I party or I'm on the phone with it. Oh my God, you have gone into our bed, honestly. It's a great smell though.

Like it's so fresh, so clean at like 3 a.m. I'm like, what is going on? Because I like to go in my bed clean. It's like, I'm not gonna get in my bed after being on the subway, but also paged. You ever wear your hand a bun and you like, get a bun, my green? Like you're like, why is the world so horrible?

And you're like, oh, my hair is in a bun. And you take it out. Yeah, my hair is too tight. Yeah. So I get paranoid. I feel like I want to go to sleep in my relaxed loose vibe. And if my hair is in the bun. Well, we're not doing a ballet top knot with 87 bobby pins.

We're a goddamn scrunchie. It's built for sleep bang. Okay, so yet again, that's a great really great. We are really just gonna be like, Hannah page don't see eye to eye on 47 topics today. Is page getting invited to the wedding? Probably not. Probably not. Is there any other front page news I should know about? Oh, what do you think about like everyone freaking out that like Paris Hilton was pregnant and she was like, yeah, I'm not pregnant. I love that Paris Hilton is using the power of podcasts to speak her truth. Yeah, but also,

don't you feel like Paris Hilton with the release of her documentary, then the release of Kathy Hilton's hilarious personality. Oscar award winning personality on Housewives. I feel like people are now seeing Paris as like, oh, she really is in on the joke. Okay. Paris Hilton is a great fucking example of what I'm talking about when she's like, she put out a persona to the world that she wanted you to believe. And you believed it. Fine and dandy.

She's now deciding to change that persona or show more of herself that she didn't want to show before. And that's fine. And people still, I love her. I've always loved her. She's very smart. And the simple one I want to share yeah is the greatest thing that happened you can't do the simple life without being a

self-aware funny bitch and I think she's hilarious also that's hot she created she's smart as fuck she also created the selfie like she also created a card asian just like my idols and you know like the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan would be nothing without Miss Hilton and she knows it. Fuck yeah, she knows that. And she also is finding love right now which is nice. Don't you love it? Don't you love love?

Dude, oh my god, listen to this. What? I watched. I was in like a rom, not a rom-com mood. I was in a like, I wanna cry love mood. Like I wanna watch a movie that's so fucking romantic. That reminds you that like love can happen. Somewhere in the world.

Yeah. Something someone's falling in love. Somewhere, it's five o'clock. Yeah. I watched this movie on Netflix and it's called The Lost Letter From Your Lover. I think my Nana just watched it and I was like, that's definitely not the name. It's so long and she's like, I think it's the name,

the last letter from your lover. And I'm like, that's so many words, it's not the title. And she's like, it's not a great title. Not a great title, but Nana is correct. Very wordy. Very wordy. Very wordy. Okay, I'm gonna say one controversial point and then I'll tell you about the movie. So not a great title, but Nana is very worthy. Very worthy. Very worthy. Okay, I'm going to say one controversial point,

and then I'll tell you about the movie. Shailene Woodley. I don't know her. We don't know her. We don't know her. We don't know her. We don't know her. I like her for what I know about her.

I love to her in big little lies. I love to her in secret life of, what was it? Secret life of the American teacher? Be a teacher. Another great movie with Dakota Fanning. Whatever she was on, I'm like, a busy kid.

Doesn't she make her onto a piece or something? That I don't love. But maybe Ashen can start a whole company with that Okay, but like I didn't love her in this role and I don't love her in like certain things I don't know. I don't know what it is about her. It's just like my own little quirk But this movie is set in the 60s. Oh, and she basically has this love affair with this guy and they write letters to each other back and forth And that's how they like communicate. Wow when people could do handwriting. How crazy? So romantic. And so it's all these like trials and tribulations and like what goes on and then it like

Cuts to like present day and someone finding out about the letters and it's just It's a little bit sad, like I cried a little, like at one, one I got water. Yeah. No tears fell, but it got filled up. Yep. It was blurry for like three seconds. Yeah, for like a second.

And it was just really, really good. And I feel like everyone should watch it if you like want a love movie. I love it. To Nana like it. Nana loved it. I love it. I also love Skiggly Squad. I love it. To Nana like it. Nana loved it. I love it. I also love Skiggly Squad down.

I still got it if she's listening. She goes, oh, I listened to Giggly this morning because I was watching my shows the night before and I'm like, it's okay Nana, you have all week to catch up, but if you don't, we'll be upset. Quick note though about the Olympics since we're going to what we're watching.

I have been watching this shit. I wake up and it's like, I feel like I'm in the watching Olympics and I turn it on. I have three different channels, one that like rotates, one that's like the main one that's. Cause you're in a relationship. On you say, yeah, but does this less into it than I am? And I'm like, why is the Olympics not on?

And he's like scrolling TikTok and I'm like, why, like the water rafting could be on. You love competition. I love watching competition. Yeah. And I appreciate it. I fucking watched a triathlon, which is, let's be honest, it's, you don't love yourself if you're a triathlete.

There's no amount of money you could pay me to sit down and watch a triathlon. It is harm, it is self abuse, but it's iconic. This girl like, wait, is this when they swim, run and bite? Yeah. Oh, so this girl is her name's Flora, which is a beautiful name. She's from Burmuda. She was doing it since she was eight years old. Triathlons? Yeah. And then she like didn't finish like two Olympics ago or one Olympic ago. Again, this is all like not completely factual. She gets an eating disorder, serious depression.

She quits triathlete leading and she goes to a university. Is that that campio where? That's not a word. And she starts studying. And then basically falls in love with biking again. She got the gold medal. She got the gold medal. She came back, recovered from an eating disorder in 2013.

It just shows like we go through so many lows in life, this bitch came back, but this is the problem. You're happy for one person and then you're like heartbroken for like the other 100. Yeah, I can't. And then my anxiety is on all time high because the milliseconds are freaking me out. Like the milliseconds of when the swimmers touch. No, no, no. Like what?

You know it goes like 0.0000. Yeah, no, I can't. I can't wait. Who's the new like the hot guy with the tattoos? Oh my god. His name is Chris. Something his wife is like beautiful. Oh, he's married.

Oh, yeah, he's girl. He's they get swept up real early. That's literally the only reason I watch the Olympics because I'm like, what athlete? Then they do the 1,500 meter swim that apparently the Olympics just started for women because they didn't think women could do it. And then like the fucking best Katie Lipinski.

Oh shit, what's her name? Terilipinski. No, Terilipinski. the fucking best Katie Lapins. Oh shit, what's her name? Terri Lapinsky. No, Terri Lapinsky. I mean, the fuck. She's a figure skater. Terri Lapinsky and Michelle Kwan. Oh my god, Katie Lapinsky. Katie Lapinsky is the swimmer.

She apparently she was like beating guys in the 1500s. Because it's a stamina thing. It's not strange. Anyway, I can't even swim from one side of a kitty pool to another There's a party. It's 15 minutes straight I just keep parties under water. I'm not Tea party. I do I go mom look at my handstand and then you just kind of go on the side and then flap over it That's what I do. I do have to say something with you know how I have like random freakish athletic abilities. True.

I can't dive into a pool because my mom never taught me and when I asked to learn, she said, no, you'll hit your head and I can't. You'll hit your head and die, yeah, that's a lot of fun to do. Yeah, and so it kind of just was like, okay, and like moved on with my life. So but whenever I do like a pool race, like I just did on this past weekend and I won, I win. Like there, I just, I win.

Like I used to con all of my cousins into like doing relay races in the pool just because I knew I would win. I mean this in the nicest way, a thousand percent you would win. Your fingers are so long, you put them together. You're in a web full shovel. Like the whole pool moves with a mobile parade. Oh, yeah.

No, but you're challenging me. You're challenging me. You're perfect for swimming. You cup them and... If anyone wants to challenge me in a pool race, bring it the fuck up. And you're also going to beer pong because your fingers are so long, you basically just drop it in the cup. I am a savant. Yeah.

And you are drinking games. But there's also like, okay, so there's like the arrow stuff. There's the gymnastics, which is insane. We're watching freak athletic ability and mental ability. And but the whole thing is overall heartbreaking because people spend four years preparing and majority of them lose. The craziest part is also being like, no, I'm going to hurl myself in the air and be fine. Like that?

I don't, I fall going down the steps and I'm like, that was a close one. Yeah, it feels like, okay, I'm going to try try jump and do a bunch of spins and if I land that's a sport. Like that's fun. Yeah. Have you pointed for Greta and Doran? Um, I sure did. Wouldn't they have their gearbox in?

And they're not. Something has a hot. Yeah, they're done. I mean, they're 16, but I'm like, is swag on the scorecard? Cause it should be. I'm like, is swag on the scorecard? Cause it should be. I'm like, is he up TikTok? Cause I need to follow his ass app. Then they have the surfing, but overall,

I've always wanted to surf. I did once, I got up. I was with you. I was with you. And you guys shared for me, it was really fun. I've always wanted to, that's very different from I'm gonna do it at some point in my life. Just get a hot swim instructor.

The surf instructors are so hot, and you just hang out with them for the day and be like, have fun. I feel like it's something that when I get a boyfriend and we go on vacation, I'll be like, oh my God, should we take a surf lesson? Yeah, and then that's what I'm gonna do. And then that's what I'm gonna do.

And you're done, you're good. Also, I love that you sent me this TikTok of this guy watching, and they're doing the synchronized diving and he's like, these fucking losers, you're such a loose suck, you're a loser and he's like missing the popcorn going into his mouth. That is so the energy of the Olympics because you watch and you're like,

oh, that was fucking horrible. That's how I feel when I watch any, I'm gonna put it in my perspective, any red carpet event. Like I'm sitting on the any, I'm gonna put it in my perspective, any red carpet event. Like, I'm sitting on the couch, pimple cream, hair and a bun. I'm like, that's what you picked to wear. Disgusting! I hate it! Like the- The mystery invite in the mail. That's the only problem. Yeah. Oh, let me say one more thing about the Olympics by the way. Okay. My final thing is after doing reality TV, you realize how they straight up are giving them storylines like they choose an athlete to be like

Okay, she was pregnant two years ago You know she had the baby. It was a really tough pregnancy And then she had to recover like this person had COVID like they find these storylines like the British bake off like Oh And then they like focus on the one person and then like if that person loses and it's someone random who they never storyline for, they're like, okay, I guess that person won.

They're more interested in having a story. Yeah, they just find the most interesting and there's something crazy. Yeah, but it makes it kind of crazy. It puts like a marriage on them. Yeah, it's clear now all of a sudden. This one was a mom and she left her kid to train for five years Hasn't even spoken to her kid and it's all for this gold medal

And now all of a sudden they're just like so famous So I wanted to know if anyone found their boyfriend Found out their boyfriend was cheating on them with a girl and like the girl he was cheating with also didn't know he had a girlfriend and if they became friends. And like what transpired? Got it. This girl said, my ex didn't cheat but he is a narcissist and super mentally and physically abusive. I was living with him in Thailand got stuck there with him during the beginning of COVID.

I got away from him. He started dating a new girl. She messaged me after. She had to run away from him too and asked if he did all the same things. Since then, we talk almost every day working through the trauma we went through and knowing we weren't alone. And what happened wasn't our fault. Girls helping girls. I love how insane. It sounds like a mixera. We'd have another one. My high school boyfriend, Guy, lost my virginity too.

Cheated on me, and that girl ended up standing up in my wedding. Shut up. How crazy. I think it's so great when girls can bond over like the, like it's not your fault. It's a guy's fault. You could put any girl in it and like he's gonna project his shit onto you. And yeah, absolutely.

It's like textbook the way like manipulators are. And also, Giggler's have just been like sending me like random DMs about like, hey, I just wanna like tell you this so like a screenshot them so I can read them stories. Sometimes I'm just like that was an insane fucking story. And you've taken me on. You've used this on the pot. I don't know where it's gonna go,

but you guys have ADD anyway, so figured out. Yeah, I'm like, you have taken me on such an emotional journey, and it is 11 a.m. And I am so invested. Where is Claire? Like what happened to her? Okay, so this one girl goes,

okay, all those crazy sex stories were lame. Not representative of Giggly Squad. I had a midnight picnic under the Eiffel Tower with a man I met in Paris while on a work trip. We fucked under the Eiffel Tower and sat there talking until the next morning. We still see each other on occasion when in the same place. Becks, best sex I ever had to this day. Where's security?

Where? And my Eiffel Tower security. And that's it, I'm had to this day. Where's security? Where? It's the Eiffel Tower security. And that's, yeah, I'm literally hurt my feelings because there's nothing I would want more than to have sex under the Eiffel Tower with like a French man whispering in my ear, you know? I love that for her, that was some like real rom-com stuff. This girl said, best hack, you must tell the gigglers.

And so of course, my ears perked up. She said, figured this out a while ago when trying to be sneaky. I was texting two different guys. So it was hanging with one guy, would put the other guy, his phone number on do not disturb. Not my whole phone on do not disturb,

just his number. So she would never get a notification when she was with the other guy. It also helped because I couldn't see when he would text me back. I would have to open my phone, look through, like, look, go to his text message, and so then it changed like the time, the amount of time I was responding because the anxiety is waiting for your phone to like light up and you completely take that out of it And I was like I think you're a mastermind

There's something toxic there, but I love it No, I love it And that's really all I had to give you for the giggle me this week the giggle is make this podcast We love you guys so fucking much The gigglers make this podcast. We love you guys so fucking much Also, I did watch hacks on HBO Max and then I want to talk about one other thing. Did you love it? I loved it so much Hannah and binder Realize her uncle's Paul Newman Who's stop it hottest guy ever?

Who's stop it hottest guy ever? Yo, I have a weird thing for Paul Newman. Have you had a lemonade? I will fuck the shit out of Paul Newman. Also the whole Paul Newman business. We don't talk about go to charity Paul Newman is the hottest goat on the planet fuck Brad Pitt Paul Newman and you will gen Z's who are listening like Elena you think he's just a fucking ranch. He's you know, I guess you think he just makes lemonade pink lemonade coffee.

You think he just know. You think he just means popcorn now. Google that motherfucker Paul Newman. The blue. He is and he adds swag off the roof. There is something about a man, and people don't talk about this enough. People really don't.

A charitable man. Dude, I had a guy. Yes. I had a guy text me the other day that he, like, oh, I don't know how to say this. Okay I had a guy text me the other day telling me something charitable he did and one time I was with him in person and I watched him like talk to this homeless like he walked up to this homeless guy and like basically daped him up and like they

knew each other and he was like do this homeless guy and like basically dapped him up and like they knew each other and he was like, do you need anything? And like in that moment, I was like, uh, I love this person. And then the other day, he like told me something charitable he did like just like randomly. It's a different feeling in my body. It's a different feeling when like a guy is so hot

and like successful or whatever and then he does Something good for the less fortunate, okay, and I just Two things I don't love that he told you something he did that was charitable because for Effect it wasn't it wasn't in the context that you're thinking. Yes So I'm okay with this guy, but for women in general. Any guy that repeats all the time that he's a good guy and that he's honest. And he's an honest guy. I'm so honest. I'm so honest. He's horrible.

Second of all, I was laughing so hard when he said charitable man because one of my horrible exes like truly horrible human being applied for the big brother and sisters, to be a big brother, big sister, which is like an amazing organization, where like you kind of mentor a kid. Yeah. And he got rejected,

right? I'm blind. Stop it. Like he was really excited for it. And then he was like, oh, they rejected me. Did he not pass like the background check? He didn't pass the background check.

He had his own and I just remember being like, is this a sign that I'm not with a great name? No, no, no. Like they were like, we love the thought, but we'd rather you not be near any of our children. I, uh, that is. I don't really say because he was tall. I stayed three more months after that because he was six three.

I've also always had this thing. Like, you know how I manifest like things about my future husband and my life. Yeah. I've always manifested that like one day when we're like older and like our careers are like great and our kids are like You know taking care of themselves in high school that we would share to chair. Yeah, showering on their own like daily That we would start a charity together. Oh for sure. I already meant that for you a long time ago Thank you so much and I so like when a guy does something that's just like nice and like charitable, I'm like you, yeah.

Well, it means he has empathy, which is like, yeah. I mean, it is a bare minimum thing, but it definitely is a plus. The bar is so low though for me right now, it is underground. And I can't see it. And I saw TikTok the other day that really just, I needed it. Sometimes I think my algorithm is like, bitch, you need to hear this, because I've listened to you talking to your friends through your phone and hear this.

My algorithm knows me more than any human. He's literally, this girl said, I hate one girl, say, he's not the type to do that. Yes he is. He probably did it. He's probably going to do it again. They're all the type to do that. Yes he is. He probably did it. He's probably going to do it again. They're all the type to do what you think they're not the type to do. And I was just like, hold the phone. Like if you're going to numerically be just like, he's not that type. It's like,

that's not a good enough experience. How many times have I been on the phone with you and I've been like, but I just don't see him doing that, you know? Like I don't think he would do that. He's just like not that tight. And she's like, if you're questioning if he's doing it, he's doing it. He's doing it. He's probably done it a few times and he will do it again.

Because we are so much smarter than we think we are. Like our body is constantly telling us what's going on and we're just choosing not to receive the messages most of the time. Now I think I'm so intuitive. Sometimes like all wake up at like in the middle of the night and be like literally I feel like Madeline, like, what was the teacher in Madeline?

That was like, something is not right. Like, I will literally wake up in the dead of a sleep and be like, something's not right. And then like, a guy will text me or something. And then something weird will happen. I'll be like, you are banging a girl. See, like, what is going on? Why are you texting me?

You know, like, something weird, like, that will happen texting me? You know, like something weird like that will happen. Oh, shout out to all my intuitive charitable gigglers. We love you so much. Thank you so much for giggling with us today. It was a fun journey. We've so much to watch. We've got to watch. And yeah, follow us on Instagram.

Follow us on Patreon. And thank you for being here today. Thank you for coming to our TEDoc. And thank you for being here today. Thank you for coming to our TEDoc. And thank you for giggling always. Keep giggling no matter how much people tell you to stop giggling forever. Do you, Net? Hahaha!