Giggly Squad - Giggling about open marriages, sending Craig flowers, and bimbocore

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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What's up, Gagomistas? Oh, cute. You hated that one. You hated that one. I hated that one. A for effort. But, um, this is a very... You know, like, obviously we look at each other every time we're doing the But you know what? I made it that one. A for effort. But this is a very...

You know, obviously we look at each other every time we're doing the podcast, but when we're in the same room, we actually don't like it. I don't like it. I was about to say I don't like it at all. It's too intimate. Page and night both have serious, deep, deep intimacy issues.

Yeah, what do you think it is? You know, I walked in, like hugged Craig, and then looked at you and I was like, are we hugging? And you definitely were like, if you want to, and I looked at you and I was like, are we hugging? And you definitely were like, if you wanna hug, I'll hug, but I'm not like here for it. And then we hugged and I'm like,

this feels so weird. And I don't know why. Wait, I just talked about this with Sierra too. Like we were saying how like, we just never hug. And I've slept in bed with both of you. Over a hundred times. Yeah, we've never...

She's like, I've scissored you and Sierra and back again and... Not a hug and say. No, and we've never touched in the bed. Our feet have never touched. There's a clear, I'm on my side, you're on your side. And like no, I could not tell you the last time, like I hugged one of my girlfriends.

You know those like touchy friends that like love touching you? Yeah, I don't have any. I'm like, I got rid of them before 25. I was like, not my vibe. Oh my god. I like, you know when girls will like hold your hand walking down the street and then you're just like, I don't want to reject you right now. No, I feel he be jeebies like but here's the other thing though

We are very affectionate people Are we you know, I think we are like I think you and does are very affectionate you hug your mom all the time Yeah, well, I'm not monster Like you've never hit your mom once. You've never even poisoned her. Wait that is. I don't have any grandparents thanks for bringing in. She's like yeah from heaven. She's like yeah from heaven How my dead grandparents turned into a joke only on But you're right zoom has just been our comfort zone page But now we're like leveling up because everyone was making fun of our zoom clips and they were like guys

Kedding together So now we're like in page is living room on her couch and we're like a little too close for comfort And honestly don't like our contact with me. Oh god. No, eye contact is yeah awkward for me too. Speaking of affection, what is this thing you wrote about getting Craig flowers? Oh my god. This is one of the best things that ever happened to me ever. So on Monday, Craig was in, I think, Washington, D.C., him and Austin were doing a live,

Pillow's in Beer Show. But it was also the day that his book was launching. If you have, what's the name of this book? Pillow talk? Pillow talk. Yeah, I just guessed it. Actually, I'm like, that would be a good name for him. So if you haven't gotten his book, it's really, really good. Is it the only book? I just guessed actually I'm like that would be a good name for him

So if haven't gotten his book it's really really good. It's the only Potter the only book I've read this year because it was so good Okay, so he's doing like all this press for his book launch day So in the morning I like didn't talk to him because I knew he had something at like 11 I knew he had something at like 12. I knew he had something at like 12. I woke up for, I had something at 10 a.m. So like we just like, we just like, we've had a job.

We got it. Sorry, we're busy. We were. No, so I didn't talk to him until like after his last like press interview, which was with I think like people magazine or like a weekly or something. So he facetimes me and he goes, well, thanks for the flowers. And I was like, what? I was like, he was like, did you send me these like purple flowers for my book launch day?

And then I thought like, oh my god, wouldn't ask whole, I didn't even think to even send him something. Where is book launch? So there was a split second that I was like, should I just say yes? So there was a split second that I was like, should I just say yes? But I was like, no, I didn't send you them. Like, is there a card? And he was like, well, let me look. He like opens a card, nothing written on it. And I was like, oh, no, I didn't send it.

Like, didn't think anything of it. And he was like, well, I just did like, and I just did a people interview. And the guy rang my doorbell in the middle of the people interview. And so I just got up and got it and said, Oh, Paige got me flowers. People ended up writing an entire article about what is the port of Girlfriend I am because in the middle of his interview, he got flowers and I didn't send them. And that's why you can't always trust the media folks.

And now I will look like the such an asshole because not only was I not supportive, it didn't even cross my mind. My question is who the fuck is sending your man purple flowers? Right. Very detailed. Right. Clearly what a girl would do. No man would match the cover of the book with the flowers.

I was like, who delivered it? What is the name of- You're like a florist. It does as a second family, but we all know that. We don't know about your other families. Right. Interesting. That's hilarious, and it reminds me of us weekly

when they first interviewed me about theirs. And what happened? And they were like, what's it like being with someone is 45. So I pulled along. We've never seen one before. I've been along, and I'm like, what's it like being with someone is 45? So I pulled along. I feel like we've never seen one before. I've been along and I'm like, I'm afraid he's gonna die every day. And we like laugh, but like I was whatever.

And then the headline came out and it's like, Hannah Burner, afraid fiance is gonna die. And I was like, you mother fuckers! Oh my God. That is so good. So it's like, Paige is the most generous girlfriend and Hannah's checking Desi's pulse every day to wait. So anyway, so that was like my early week laugh

and I have been telling everyone that. You're like, so that was the only dopamine hit of the week and then it went downhill from there. Yeah, and I've been in a pretty intense spiral ever since. Same, actually, so now I get all your DMs. I knew when DMs you, you don't respond, they DM me. And you know how I am with Admin, but I do my best. Someone was like, please, please, ask pages on the pod.

She goes, I'm afraid she's changing. Like, you know how you change to look like you're so different from another sometimes. She said she's afraid that you're changing your fonts on Instagram stories to be like Craig's font. Oh, no. And I was like, that's. That the rumor out there? Yeah, like people are worried.

People are scared. People are scared. People think your brainwash is everything okay. You want to know what? So I was looking at the fonts that I had been using and I was like, wow, I always use the same font. I'm gonna try and switch it up. Yeah.

And so I clicked just like the one next to it and I was like, oh, I haven't done that before. Let me try. It's Craig forcing you against your will. Now I am thinking like the one next to it and I was like, oh, I haven't done that before. Okay. It's Craig forcing you against your will. Now I am thinking like, did he mind controlling you? Is that the font that he uses? And did I subconsciously do that?

And now I have to delete my whole Instagram. You have to because we don't love the vibe of changing it. Okay. He's using the same font. Oh my God. Because his font is probably like, it's like Creola, crayons. Yeah. Which is what I think about when I think of him.

Yes. When he does it, it's adorable. When you do it, it's like ironic. You know how there's like TikToks when people are like, the name, Mike, and this Crest toothpaste is the same thing. And you like can't explain it. Crag is a crayon. Crag is a crayon.

Crag is a crayon. And I can't explain that you just have to know your time is new Roman for sure I think I'm cosmic Wait, that was the meanest thing you've ever said to me and that is karma from God Okay, just look at my nails for a second. This is disgusting. Please put it away. No, she shouldn't be. It's so bad for our brand at this point. Now you're starting to hurt my brand. If a girl abuse, if you're talking to a girl ever and she, her nails look like this, she will fuck your boyfriend. Just like no, that if your friend shows up to dinner and her nails look like this, she has no integrity.

She can't be dressed like that. She will steal a salt shaker from the restaurant. Yeah. She bought a fake Prada bag on dh8.com. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, I feel like these were like all my friends

in high school. She puts all her dirty clothes on the chair. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah. I'm still recovering from the Comic Sans chair. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm still recovering from the comic sans comment. Yeah, that's like calling me the Miranda the group, which I'm pretty sure you have done also so I was gonna say Ariel or Helvetica. Oh, you could be Helvetica. Thanks. Yeah, but like whatever. It's too late. You fucked it up Okay, big

elephant in the room that we haven't addressed. But I chopped my hair. You guys, this is a new era. What is this era you're going in? I just wanted to come back. Like I wanted to be me again. And I feel the most me when my hair is super short. And I was just like, I love a trend. I love like I loved my curtain bangs. They were so fun. But I'm really just not a long haired gal. You know, you posted something like five years ago, your first front page news. Yeah. And your hair was long. And I felt like you were almost like the mature version of her. Yeah. But I'm like with a jawline like yours. Thank you.

Chop that shit off. Right. Like if I had a jawline, I would, dare I say, GIJnet. A little soon. A little soon. A little soon. A little soon.

We have to talk about that. If so many thoughts. A little soon. You're beautiful. I've stayed on that. But it's a good. I will see you. I'll see you.

I'll see you. I'll see you. It looks so good. I just feel so much better. And you have, but before you had like a really sleek cut, which you can probably make this one sleek too, but it is a little like shaggy. She's air drying. Yeah, she's air drying right now, but she looks great.

I'm proud of you. She's like Sunday morning like big t-shirt. Like she makes coffee for herself at like 8 a.m. You've been on a Sunday. Yeah. I mean, I would never, but like this for herself at 8 a.m. You've been on a Sunday. I mean, I would never, but this is what the haircut gives. Yeah, and she could go to Pilates or stay in. She would really cut.

And she always looks like she just to Pilates. Yes. She always has a slight glisten. Yes, and you're like, is she sweating or does she just have such good moisturizer on? Exactly. Does she smell her? Is it just organic oils oils, you know?

Yeah. Oh my god. I am the Will Smith thing. Can we have a little update on that? Because a lot has happened since. So apparently he, what is the word? Oh, he resigned. I kept having like retired.

He was ignited. He resigned from the academy, which I, I thought that meant that like he could never be nominated ever again in like any movie he did like nobody. First I can also like, so we can't act. Like it's like you got kicked out of NFL. Like you can't perform anymore. Yeah, you can't perform anymore. However, like, so we can't act. Like, it's like, you got kicked out of NFL. Like, you can't put the ball in there. Yeah, you can't perform anymore. However.

But it's, he can't vote. And he doesn't get the little like, prescreeners. Yeah. Which like, but here's the other thing. I feel like the Academy is like a straight up cult also. Yeah. Like, we're gonna get a documentary in like, 2090 that it was like the Academy was wild.

Yeah. And I feel like they will never give him an Oscar ever again. Is he allowed to be invited to the Oscars again? I don't know that part. I don't think he will be because the tradition is who won best actor next year will present best actress for that year. And he probably won't be able to do that.

Why is it like Miss Universe? Oh, Claire. Oh, what? Which I don't trust either. Talk about a satanic cult. Let's talk about a cult. I think pageants are cults for sure. But yeah, how like Miss America that it's like,

you can't be crowned. Yeah. But they get scary. But he also on live television went up and slapped the shut up. I love what they're like, you can't do. You don't get any prescreeners, so you just have to wait for it to come out like a normal person or just ask your all your friends or actors who will have the prescreeners.

But I know a lot of his projects are getting halted and waiting to see what happens. I feel like it's one of those things that only time will tell like how people react to them. Pre-screeners are so weird, so I'm still on pre-screeners. Yeah, get over it. Pre-screeners, apparently pre-screeners. No, imagine being an actor, getting pre-screeners and like watching a movie and like hoping they act badly. Like, absolute, a thousand person. The Colkidmin has like a great crying scene and you're like, fuck!

Yeah! Or like this, some movie is a is a like house of Gucci bomb. There's someone that hates Lady Gaga. That's like fuck yeah Well if you're competing. Yeah, I love how now. I'm like fully lying on the couch But yeah, you're like rooting for them like they're not gonna fuck up their lines I dated a guy in New York City and his dad was in Like a sag or whatever, but like as a writer. So he would get all the screeners. So we would get like all the really, really good movies,

like two months before. And I'm not gonna lie, I stayed with him for a while because of that. Yeah. Like I was just stealing movies. You stayed for last time. I'm pretty. I fully believe that.

That was jail guy. That was jail guy That was jail guy wait, that's a critical important part of jail guy while he was in jail You were watching it and giving him a spark notes of each Okay, so Will Smith what's happened since is Will since is, we'll smith has come out of the apology. Apparently a lot of, sorry, we have a new producer Patrick Patrick when we say apparently, and if you say it seriously, it's weird, we can't.

Can you stop popping your nails off? It's actually distracting me. No, but here's the thing, once you start, you can't stop. It's literally, what is that tagline? That's for something, once you start, you can't stop. It's literally. Yeah, you're true. What is that tagline? That's for something. Once your pop, you can't stop. Once you pop, you don't drum? I don't know, whatever.

Okay, what were you saying? Will Smith has a bunch of projects going on that have been put on pause. One on Netflix. One, I think one on Netflix, one on, oh, he's doing one on Apple TV that's supposed to come out that he was like projected to be Oscar nominated for This the problem should Will Smith like be canceled my thing is I feel like he should do whatever do duties

Yeah, if you slap someone with the Oscars, but like to take a soul career away I don't know but I guess these people in the projects are like oh no one's gonna want to see the movie if he the Oscars, but like, to take a so career away, I don't know. But I guess these people in the projects are like, oh, no one's gonna wanna see the movie if he's in it, but like, sorry, I do laundry. Do you have laundry in the apartment? Yeah, in that closet right there. The files are in the computer. That's fucking crazy.

What did you just say to me? The files are in the computer. What is that from? That's from Patrick, what's that from? Oh my god, it's in the computer. What is that from? That's from Patrick. What's that from? Oh my god. It's from the model blue steel. And he's like, oh, the blue. Do lander.

Thank you. Do I think he should be canceled? No, I don't think anyone should be canceled. But I that yeah, you can't get up and slap someone across the face that's insane and also whenever like something Something like this happens where like it's in the media that like my parents know the people that are involved I know the people that are involved Twitters going crazy. They're watching like the nightly news. They're hearing about it too I like their take on situations that we would never that are involved, Twitter's going crazy, they're watching the nightly news, they're hearing about it too. I like their take on situations

that we would never normally talk about. Like, what are me and my dad just like talking about, like Will Smith? My parents are livid. I will Smith. Yeah, they're like, how do you just get up and slap someone in the face? And then my dad didn't know about

the whole Jada Pinkett Smith and the rapper that she was sleeping with. Oh, August and I would hear Deep Dive. The full deep dive. He was like, page, did you know that she was sleeping with someone else who's like, her son's age? Like he was, he couldn't believe it. Well, now they're finding that old,

I love that you did front pages with your dad, first of all, it's terrible. He needs to come on, Gary needs to come on. Gary's getting a little famous for his lifestyle. No, people are living for him. Living for Gary and turns out Gary is main character energy. And Kim is like naturally main character energy, but Gary, I didn't see that for him. I'm kind of loving it. When we said like, dad, you want to come on stage, my mom like immediately was like, no, you're such a loser. If you want to do that. And my dad, like, I feel like got hurt because he was like, but that would be fun. She called him

thirsty. She was like, you thirsty as bitch. Drinks some water. You thirsty. She's like, it's your daughter's night. How about you not? Yeah. I was like, oh my god, mom. I know exactly where I get it from. I think that was the bitch using I've ever seen in my life. Side note, I've been very afraid to bring you this up because we do get backlash every time we talk about it. But there are Scientologists stuff going on about how in Scientology, the way they get mad at you is like they hit you

across the face. So they're saying like maybe in Scientology just and that's how you what's the word for when someone does something wrong you? Reprimand them? Yeah like that's how you reprimand people in Scientology and I might be spilling your memories. Wait, Will Smith is a Scientologist. They deny it. However, they had this like school that they created that apparently was Similar to like the we work how they created a school where it's like their own free vision and it was a shit show But there's some cult shit going on something's not right my cult Vibes in my vagina are tingling You know what and I'm gonna say it, even though, you know,

positivity for everyone, but like, this is why you can't have an open marriage. It's crazy, but it makes me feel like open marriages are like hard. No, I feel like they're probably so hard. Just scheduling in general has to be a goddamn nightmare. Just like having two guys. Like, this is exhausting.

No, how do you have a mental capacity? No, that's why like when people cheat, I'm like good for you for like figuring out. I'm like, what time do you wake up in the morning? I know. Like, how does Tristan Thompson even play basketball? That's what I want to know. How do you even practice?

I'm like, how do you get that whole word? How do you get that whole word? How do you get that whole word? Shower in between. I could literally barely shower once in a day. When you go to that old video of the red table talk, yeah, it's awkward. I didn't realize it.

Wait, with Will Smith, she sits with Down, she's basically like, I was miserable and I haven't been happy for a while until I was with August. Oh, wait, I think I have to go back and watch it. I've watched Red Table Talk once and one time only, and that was when Jordan Woods was on. We all did.

And I think I remember where I was that day. Like, I remember that I was on 35th Street, and I was like in an Uber pulling it up on my phone, being like, this is... Nothing to brought it up. I feel so bad for Jordan yeah like at that age having to sit down and get having to speak for this guy who's clearly fucking everyone and their mom and their

daughters and that girl had to take all the heat not like she was an angel about it but like what were you doing when you're whoo, she 18? Literally. Because humans are not, our brains are not built to know what someone bad is saying about us. Yes, especially like hundreds and millions of people. And having the Kardashians PR team turn on you, literal nightmare. Literal nightmare. I'm going to vote a jail for tax evasion. Yes. And piss off one of the credits. The second you go, I have tax evasion, I gotta go.

I tax evaded. No, if I ever pissed off anyone in that family, I would turn myself into the police and be like, I lied to my taxes because just put me in jail. Yes, 1,000%. I feel like, but now it's like too little too late where no one's gonna go back and be like, we weren't hard on Jordan.

You can't take that trauma back. No. She does gonna say something. She has a really hot boyfriend though and I feel like she's thriving. Good for her. Because now she's not behind Kylie's shadow. She gets like, be her own girl.

What else, like do you remember anything else from it? She basically, what'd he say back when she said that? Like, he was just quiet and she, that's when she called it in entanglement and everyone's like, you cheated. And then she just was like, I wasn't happy until I was with August finally. And he just sat there and took it.

So now people are trying to be like, Jade is this narcissist. Oh, but what I wanted to say is, just like you're not supposed to see a lot of people hate on you, your mind can't handle it. Our minds also like love to almost feel good about collectively hating something. Yeah.

We love to fit in. To fit in and be able to be like, oh, I know right from wrong. So once everyone starts to say that something's wrong, people love to jump in and be able to be like, oh, I know right from wrong. So once everyone starts to say that something's wrong, people love to jump in and be like, Jordan was wrong. Rosemuth was wrong. No, Jade is the narcissist.

So like everyone is like confused on who to attack. Yeah, but sometimes guys, that's not, that's not a attack. Yeah, the only person not wrong was Nicole Kidman. You know, like she just sat there. She was being all of us watching it. To be honest. And Lupita. Lupita did nothing wrong.

Now I'm thinking about them watching screeners and who they secretly do hate. Like, oh, this motherfucker is so fake. Like so fake. Timothy Chevrolet never has done anything wrong. And you know who finally did nothing wrong and we need to give her what she deserves in terms of respect, Demi Moore.

Leave Demi Moore alone. I still can't believe she does. Demi Moore did not ask me part of this narrative. Yeah. I saw a really funny meme where Will Smith is slapping Kanye West when Taylor Swift is on stage and be like, how it should have gone. Yeah, absolutely.

People would have cheered him. 100%. I mean, you just can't. You just can't slap people in the face. Also, yes, I've been watching a lot of comics takes. One comic was like, this is now raising the bar for how you have to defend your wife all the time. That's just not sustainable.

And then someone else was like, this is Will Smith deciding, do I want half of America mad at me? Or the woman who I have to sleep with every night mad at me? Which is kind of terrifying. That he went to that extreme just for her approval. Something weird is going on. Something weird is going on. Something weird is going on, but also let's be honest, the best actors,

the best artists are fucking crazy. So we have to stop like trying to make them all relatable and they're not, they're not. They're not. And I'm telling you one thing. They are. Yeah. You know the whole thing where people are like celebrities,

they're just like us. They're not. Nope. They live in a different universe Well, Smith and Jada are living in their own reality. Yeah, and let's stop even okay, this is gonna get me This is gonna get some hate. I know everyone likes Tom Hanks. I'm telling you there's something off with Tom Hanks Very interesting. No one has a son like hey, no one has a son like Chad Hanks And did nothing wrong

And the other one is the other son is like so normal, which I don't trust Which I really oh you're that perfect because they're so opposite They're so opposite and look I'm just saying let's stop making people good or evil It's not that simple people are complex new ones individuals and, and we'll spiff, meet a mistake. Chris Rock apparently went on stage, apparently at the Wilbur, and sorry, I should not have had that coffee. I should not have had that coffee. I was just going to say if anyone wanted to know what it was like doing cocaine with Hannah, you're experiencing it right now. This is it. Shucks, I'm going to have to hearucks, I'm gonna call him. And I guess that, my brain's moving so fast. So Chris Rock said he's still processing it.

So he's not speaking on it. And yet, which is code four, he just hasn't written material that he likes enough yet to talk about it. But. I mean, I will buy tickets to that tour. Let's talk about how, wait, we did the Wilbur Theatre in Boston, we did two shows, we sold both of them out.

Before Chris Rock got slapped, he was doing the Wilbur Theater, was not sold out until after he was slapped, then it became sold out. So you're saying we didn't even need to get slapped by Will Smith. We didn't even have to get slapped. There's a really funny clip up by this comic Ricky Vales

who's doing his stand up and some guy like comes walking in from the bathroom and doing his standup and some guy like comes walking in from the bathroom and he like gets scared and he's like sorry in this climate you can't stand up close to the stage like that and then he pulls out of fork and he goes I came up here with the fork just in he goes because I'll find a motherfucker I'll find a motherfucker I would immediately just start crying he's like I'm not taking it like a man. I'm gonna bite you. No, I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm not.

Like, I'm just gonna be totally honest. If I'm in a store and like a robber comes in, I'm playing Dad. Like, don't look. I'm telling everyone out, do not look to me to be any type of hero. Wait, how many times have you watched a movie and been like, if I was in that situation,

I would a thousand times survive, you played Dad under a dead person? Yeah. Anytime Craig makes me watch a war movie, I'm like, how are you not just like laying down and pretending to be dead? Cause you have to fight for your country. I could not.

I could not. And what I, you definitely have done, you've definitely pretended you're asleep in many situations. Half my life. Half my fucking life. The amount of times I have pretended to're asleep in many situations. Half my life. Half my fucking life. The amount of times I have pretended to be asleep from a young child, I still do it.

I still do it. You wonder if something's so stupid. When I was a little kid, I read something like when you're asleep, your eyes move rapidly. So to pretend I was asleep, I would close my eyes and move my eyes back and forth. And be like, your parents were like, we need to see a priest. Another exorcism, it needs to be scheduled.

I remember thinking like, I'm a genius. Like I will have fintech my fake sleep is. Yeah, I used to get apple sauce and hide it under my bed and then put it on my blanket and tell my mom I threw up. Like to get out of school or just to fuck with your mom. No, to get out of school. I hated going to school. But that's disgusting. Yeah, and my mom was like, I know that this apple. She starts eating it. She's like, hmm. She's like, you're going to school. No, I was very good at pretending to like be sick. I just found out that Dez used to put pillows in his bed like ala Ferris Bueller's day off

and jump out the window and go drink with his friends. No way. Do you forget Kauh? Yeah, all the time. He was naughty. He also was in a foreign country. Like his parents shipped him out to Ireland when he was 14 and then he would like be was in a foreign country. Like his parents shipped him out to Ireland when he was 14. And then he would like be running around in a foreign country. And you can drink so much earlier there. Yeah, and also it's like such a boy move. Like the things boys can do that like we would have immediately been kidnapped.

Did you ever sneak out in high school? I lived in New York City. You just immediately died. I know, right. You just immediately, like you're so scared. Yeah, it's not even like a thought. I lived by Prospect Park, which is the most beautiful park. But the second it got dark out, you were like,

people get killed. Yeah. That's where you get killed. OK, interesting. Yeah. So I was just scared. Wait, let's talk about something else. That's a kind of a good transition to home life.

Hilarie Baldwin. First of all, She's like totally back to being fully Spanish like her accent is so insane when she talks on her stories, but there's something about her That I must watch like I am enthralled with watching her Instagram stories and the fact that she has Pushed out an entire fucking baseball team. Do you think that's the PR move? I think something's clearly not all there, but like... Do you think that they love having kids in Alec has been going through a hard time and she's like, let's distract ourselves with raising another human

who doesn't want to be in this world, but we're forcing it? I just think Seven is a lot. The guy's got to be tired. I think that is a full life moment change. I saw two kids in the airport, and I was like, absolutely not. I saw a family of four in the airport, and I was like, keep it in your pants, sir. Like, I was like, this is too much. I'm gonna say it again, this is how controversial podcast, three is too much.

Three is too much. Three is like selfish at this point. It's like how much DNA do you need to fucking spread in this point? Stop showing off. Have to, cut it. Have to. To and done.

And what I get nervous about is I know that I'm too and done. So if I get two boys or two girls, I'm gonna be livid. I know. Like if I get one of each, it's like, our moms were so lucky. Our moms were so lucky. Not only did they have us, who constantly make them proud.

Who shot a light on their lives. Nothing bad. Like just make their lives a little more dramatic and exciting. But like, and they just had girl boy done. I'm so happy to brought this up. People will think that we're talking about random stuff, but it's actually seamless transitions, if you really listen. So I know what I know my girl name.

I know my girl name. I've known it forever. I can't choose a boy name, and now I know why. Because every guy I've ever fucked, I cannot name my kid, that name. Ever? So I have no name. Ever. Ever.

But like, think about how many names you can't name, because you talk to a guy for a week, and he was kind of a dick, and you're like, oh, it reminds me of Eric. Oh, I hated the Eric guy. He was such a creep. No, I could never name myself in the Eric, I feel like. No, no, no, no.

So like, there's so many names that are good, but I'm like, that's my ex's name I can't name my kid my ex's name real thing. I don't have one boy name on my list because You're not manifesting a boy. I am but like the thought of a small penis growing inside me does freak me out Oh My god I mean that's what it is No, I actually I actually want a boy first,

but I have no name for him. And Craig texted me the other day being an absolute sociopath. Sometimes I'll just like throw out random names and he's like, would you ever name a child that? And it'll be like straw. And I'm like, no, I'm not Gweneth Paltrow. Honestly, I hate to say this,

but Craig is gonna do some Charles the names. Where are you gonna say? No he's not even, he wanted to name his son. Are you allowed to say this or you're blowing up a spot right now? I'm not taking this name ever so I don't really give a shot. Yeah we don't care.

Seven. I was like you can't name your kid a fucking number Craig. Okay Gweneth Paltrow. Then he wanted to name Chants and I was like the rapper.'t name your kid a fucking number, Craig. Okay, granted the pal, Drow. Then he wanted to name Chants, and I was like, The rapper? He's not a rapper. Not a rapper. I'm not like, it's just probably gonna actually be extremely nerdy.

I like how he's picking random words. He takes me the other day, Ransom. I go, be like, Craig, can you spell Ransom? Like, I'm sorry, what? Like a kidnapping? You want to name our child? What are the most southern boy names? I'm just hate and it comes to mind.

Hate and Tristan. Southern. I feel like it's not even the first name. It's like all the shit that comes after it. It's like William Charles, but we call him Tray the third. Yeah. It's basically Bridgerton names if you're in the South.

Oh my God. Like it's just like Lord Lady, like we get it, but I thought. And every girl in the South's middle name is Lynn. That's actually a fact. Yeah. So I was just like, and that's just based on the consensus. Yeah, that's just science.

Yeah. Wow. And then yeah, I told you, you, doesn't the name I want, he's like my friend's, like his best friend's daughter has the same name. So he doesn't. What is your name again? We're not telling people, but should I know this?

I mean, I'll tell people. Really are you sure? It's my male name Lucy. I want to name my daughter Lucy. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Yeah, and it's also like fighting the patriarchy. You know, a girl, men always name their kids their name, but women never do it.

Yeah. Why is that? Why the fuck is that? Why is that? I don't know. Maybe it's because women and caretakers, and then we're not like trying to like... Lorelai Gilmour did that, but they called her Rory.

But her name was Lorelai, if you really watch the show. What a great fact. What a great fact. What a great situation. I do also love when girls have boy names, but here's the thing with that. And I don't want to be rude, but you have to be hot. You have to be. Hot take.

You're putting a lot of stress on your daughter by giving her a really cool boy name. And if she's not even remotely cute, she's gonna have a tough time. I just feel like the boys are gonna like people are gonna bully her. I feel like and that is scary. Or does bullying make you stronger? No, it does. Because I have to saying I was bullied and that's why I'm hilarious. Because you have to find laughter in the darkness. And if you don't have any darkness growing up, you're boring. Yeah, that's true. That's why how people are in this funny.

Yeah, there. Except you. Which is very strange, but I think it's because- I think it's because I had an older brother who literally beat the shit out of me every day. Yeah, he did. Like, just pounded me. No one makes you feel worse than a brother. Never.

You could be the hottest girl in the world and to your brother you are the most disgusting mo ratty. Yeah. And so stupid. You know, my brother doesn't know how I get through the digs. I'm so dumb. And he tells me all the time. It is funny that I get through that.

That you... It is hilarious that I get through that you It is hilarious like you have managed to like do you know your head out? My brother one's called me a pizza face and I never forgot it. Don't ever forget it He said I look like a pizza. That's awful. I'm even like I'm oily. Why don't we even get here? How do we get our own? My name's yeah. Oh Speaking of names, I'm obsessed with a beta fish. Okay. And his name is Swim Shady. And I got in a TikTok wormhole last night.

On fish? On a fish. A beta fish named Swim Shady. And this fish was in a tiny like department store. Okay. And it had like a curving it's spine. And the water was green and it was gonna die and she took it in.

And she made it this, she got it this big fish bowl house and she put all these pretty things in it and she cleaned the water and you watched swim shady get confident in himself and his spine started getting better. This is like 40 minutes in. And have you been taking your medicine? No. I like you know when you do the update videos and you're like, I can't give up now. I have to see what happens.

Yeah, yeah. Swim shady. And then she started getting swim shady friends, but then the internet got involved and was like, this is not healthy. Like mixed environment. The water is not getting like, and then I was stressed about that. And then I had to follow the lives of where the guppies went because she got some guppies.

And because the guppies apparently are supposed to be alone, they have to be in friend groups. This coffee is hitting me hard. And then the swim shady is thriving, but then I got really upset because swim shady is gonna die one day. You and Craig actually should have dated because you like fixate on these dumbass thing like oh god No, no these dumbass things and then have to tell me about

So Shadee's not dumb swimshadee is an example of perseverance But who swimshadee's one day gonna be stomach up and that's gonna be so upsetting. like, I'm very upset about that. Did you have a fish growing up? I saved a fish's life growing up. Actually, I freaked my dad the fuck out. We'll give you the next medal of honor. No, I freaked my dad out. We had a goldfish as one does and one day the goldfish was upside down.

And my dad was like, you have to put the goldfish in the toilet, it died. And I don't know where, but I got this like, well, doctors had on and I put doctors gloves on and I was running around the house. And I took, I said, no, I'm going to save it. And I started singing to it. And the goldfish came back to let I swear to God.

And my dad got freaked the fuck out. And I saved the goldfish. Hannah, that's fucking terrifying. Yep, I know, I'm scared, it's okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wait, I always think of things like this. What do you think your dad said to your mom that night, like when they were going to bed?

Like Hannah really freaked me out tonight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look at how the conversations, like now that we're at the age where it's like, we're gonna have kids like one day and it's not gonna be that many years away. And like just thinking about being like, wow, she's a fucking psycho. She's a weirdo. Like she was our kid like a fucking weirdo. You know what parents were like whisper and you knew they were talking shit about you. They're like, she's super dumb. We thought it was a phase, but she's just- No, literally.

I can remember being little. My dad like hitting my brother because he's like making fun of me that I can't read. And he's like, she just, you know, we're like, he has so much pain that he was like, she's just stupid. Like, let her go, come on. I remember my parents when I was like 11

whispering about my tennis match in the morning, they were like, she's spying on girls really good, and if she loses, she's gonna be upset, and we just have to like make sure that they talk more shit. Oh my god, my parents, they talk so much about me. And you're so oblivious as a child. Like you have no idea that they even talk to each other when you're not around.

You know, you can't grasp that as a kid until you grow up Like the amount of times my parents must have just been like were fucked like My parents used to in the car when they wanted to like talk about something that we'd they don't want us to hear They used to spell stuff out. Yeah, and they said when I was little they'd hear me in the back being like Cut like trying to sound out the words that they were spelling. My parents never heard me I was like yeah you guys got that I am I am good back here spell all day guys I was Gary like my brother was younger and my brother wasn't great at spelling very smart Not good at spelling and I remember I'd be eating chips and he'd be like I want a chip and I'd be like spell school

And be like mom I'm like school and he wouldn't I'm like spell the and he'd be like, spell school and be like, maa! I'd be like, spell school. And he wouldn't, I'd be like, spell the, and he'd be like, I can't, like, fucking idiot. I know. I was hoping that I was helping him. Do you know that my brother used to call me, do you remember the commercials for hookdown phonics? Yeah, he would call me phonics.

Wow. It was so mean. Me and your brother should be. Should we cancel Gary? Literally, we was so mean. Me and your brother should be. Should we cancel Gary? Literally, we can't solve. Someone said that they should do a talk show with Celeb's a game show where it's just normal words as a spelling bee, like scissors, indefinitely.

Celeb is not a normal word. Celeb is so fucking hard. Government. No. Either you're gonna say they should do a game show with like siblings because if there was a game show where me and my brother were on the same team and we had to go against other siblings we'd fucking dominate. Yeah I feel like together you're very powerful but if you turn on each other. It's very scary. It's very scary. My brother is like

way more mature than me and actually acts like the older other? It's very scary. It's very scary. My brother is way more mature than me, and actually acts like the older brother. It's pretty funny. Like I'm scared of him. In this podcast, I've pulled off all of this, the left hand. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Anyway.

And people say we don't do anything. And you think I have no talent? No talent. Oh, what do you think about Kim saying that her quote, you better work was taken out of context? I think that people are so always just so quick to hate Kim Kardashian. And I think that her response was amazing. I think her response, people in the comments were like, okay, I'm like actually, as someone who knows about editing and like how out of context is the way to make you look insane. Yeah, like she was like, they had a whole question.

She had that weird tone. And how people even say to her anymore that like she's famous for being famous. Yeah, she's a fucking billionaire. So what happened is the reporter had been like, when people say you're famous for being famous, what do you say? So she wasn't just going on a speech

about how like women don't work hard. Also like what is it? 2012, like, she's not famous for being famous anymore. She's famous. Yeah. For, she's famous for being famous. Whatever, this is a carter! Jan pod cast.

I mean, I like going back and forth of like being mad at her. I always love her. I would call out her problem like behavior sometimes. She's always been my favorite of all the sisters. Yeah, I feel like I kind of like, I used to like, Chloe the most, but now I like Courtney. Because I thought Chloe's like, I my two top that I feel like I'm the most,

I'd get along with the most are Kim and Chloe. But I've always loved Kendall, but I don't think my, my, could I just talk? I don't think our personalities would match. Wait, this is a great question of who we'd be friends with. Yeah. I, all day Chloe. I'd be friends with Chloe all day. You'd be friends with Chloe, but it's funny cause you'd be friends with Matt. Wait, this is a great question of who we'd be friends with. Yeah. Oh, all day Chloe. I'd be friends with Chloe all day. You'd be friends with Chloe, but it's funny because

you'd be friends with Chloe. I think Chloe and I are similar. Yeah. I like to be friends with girls who are like bitchy. Yeah. That I can like break them out of their shell. Like you. You'd be friends with Courtney. Courtney. Yeah. And Kim would scare me a little. Yeah, Kim is very scary. Kim is scary. Like, she's laughing at you. Kim could like judge you in four seconds without even like fully body scanning. Yeah. So she'd just be like, mm, mm, gotta go.

Exactly. Oh my god. Oh, I just got nervous about that. Yeah, it's a little weird. Okay, so there's this new thing called Bimbo Core. Have you heard of it? No. Bimbo Core is a new style coming from TikTok where girls, you know how in the 90s they'd

make fun of girls who dress like sluts and bimbo's. It's like a new way feminism where it's like we've already proved that we're smart and powerful and amazing as women. We can dress as bimbo's again in an empowering way. And they're calling it bimbo core. So like, I've waited my whole life. Yeah, so you just like dress like a hoe. And like, yeah, like legally blonde.

Literally bimbo core, legally blonde, and you rock it. Who's got this though, Hannah? I don't know, someone took that. So it's sweeping the nation. Yeah, but it's kind of like the concepts, even like our podcast is kind of in Bokor. I feel like so many women had to show that like women are smart,

women are like driven and all that shit. And now we can act dumb, knowing that people know we're not dumb, but a lot of women couldn't act dumb because they had to prove that they have to. And half the time that we're acting dumb, we're being. No, that checked out. This is like fifth wave feminism. If it goes over your guys head, it's because you're dumb.

Um... What was I just gonna say? Basically, we're not dumb, we're just pretending. We're just so fucking sarcastic that it can get annoying. I feel like to other people, but that just means they have no sense of humor. And if you feel dumb or listening to this podcast, that's because you will burn brain cells. And that's just a side effect of fun things,

like alcohol and weed and giggly squad. Also you messaged me, you're back on TikTok sending me videos then, which we love for our friendship. We're doing better. Yeah. He sent me a girl who was learning at like seven years old how to do her mom's makeup and was doing it like incredibly.

Perfectly. Do you want to teach your daughter how to do makeup? I messaged you and said I'm having a daughter so I can literally hire her for glial. And I said that is child labor. Like having your eight year old be like, okay, we have three hours. It's been on the carpet in three hours.

I'm sorry, I've not heard of chores. These eyebrows are on even Stephanie. Where's you in Giggly Squad? And I'm like calling over my daughter. I'm like, you have to do Hannah now. She's a robot. She's a robot. I'm a real robot.

I'm like, if you don't do Hannah's makeup, down your gogert. It's time for a red dot. Okay, if I step on your Lego wall, I'm trying to go to the red card, but I'm going to repess. I don't know why the word gogert just really got. What's the like, you cook the cake, the cake cooker. Easy, babe. Did you turn off your easy-by-goven? It's time to do mom's highlighter. Oh.

Oh. Oh my god. No, but seriously, that's like when you were little, I feel like I was always like going and getting my mom's purse for her. Like, go get my purse, get my wand, my, you know, I'm like running all around. So she can do my makeup if she gets got out of it. My parents used to do the 321 thing. Oh no.

We were an accounting family. I remember the first time I saw a kid that I was like, oh wow, he gets counted at? Counted out, that's what they call it. Yeah, and I was just like, oh, and my mom never did that. Which is funny because she isn't a counter and she could of, but she's like, page is no number. So I'm gonna work with her.

Page isn't gonna get it. So it worked and extempt, but then you know how you start getting older and you're like, this is stupid. But like, my dad when my mom was around, my dad would take advantage of it. We're like, it was for like when you're having a tantrum to be like, okay, five, four, and then you'd stop.

My dad would be like, give me their vote. And I'd be like, no, and he'd be like, five. And I'm like, dad, you're not allowed to use this for that. And he'll be like, he'd be like, order me a pizza. And I'd be like, no. And he'd be like, five. And I'm like, dad, you're not allowed to use this for that. And he'll be like, he'd be like, order me a pizza. And I'm like, that's not how this works. He's like, five, four. Don't make me get down to one. And I'm like, dad, your litter, this is not part of like.

You're like, dad, I'm 24. I'm 24. You would count down the craziest shit. And then, like, because my mom was in a round, I was like, do I have to? And I really felt like lightning was strike if it hit zero. So I would just like, do do it because I was scared. Yeah, he would get so terrified.

I told you my dad told me the jack button in the car for like the music would eject me from the car. He was like, I don't wanna impress the jack down you. And I'd be like, okay. And this is why I'm a daddy issue. Why I do think about having kids, I feel like I'm gonna want to fuck with them so badly and not realize that that could be like long-lasting trauma.

Oh my god, my dad would fuck with me so badly. Like, he would always bet me like $5 to do ridiculous stuff. And then my mom would get mad at him and be like, Danny, like, you can't. Or like when parents would pretend like the kid was invisible. And then like the kid freaks out. Like that always like that used to get me fucking stress. So I'm not gonna lie, I'll be looking at TikTok and someone's kid will go fucking viral for just like being a kid.

Like I don't want to go to school today because I like cookies. And part of me is like jelly, I'm like, I wish I had a kid. I'm like, I know I said fucking hilarious. I know my kid will be hilarious, but then I know that I also want might want privacy for the kid Okay, I don't think we can do it

I'll say no the celebrities really I don't show the- What's our social media take on our children? Yeah, we should decide that now We should save handles You know, yeah No, that is such bad luck But you know those celebrities who will be like I don't post my children But then they'll post a photo and be like I don't post my children

But then they'll post a photo and put like I'm an emoji over the child's face and I'm like why do we do that? Like we get it you have a child, but like you're gonna put a emoji over it. Why'd you even post the photo? Because you like tell you looked in it. I don't know what may sound so mad at you Do you have any other front page news? um Oh my god Camille Cabell. Oh yeah. Was in Miami, she was having a, like, just like a Miami weekend, there was like so many paparazzi and I felt so bad for her because she was like, she said it in an article, she

was like, it was the most uncomfortable, I can say that I ever was in my entire life and I didn't breathe for the whole day, because there are so many paparazzi pictures of me in a bikini, and I was just terrified to see them online the next day. And I just thought that was pretty powerful. Yeah, she was talking about how she just wants to relax at the beach, but she felt the need to put makeup on

and to suck in, and it's very, it's very upsetting because yeah, the wrong, flattering photo is then posted everywhere. Yeah. You know how you feel when your friend posts a photo where they look hot and you don't and you're like, uh, imagine that times a billion. No. No. No. No, it's literally, like if you ever go through your boyfriend's camera roll of pictures of you, it's literally the troll version of you. It's like, oh my god, I'm like, if you, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, I would lose my mind. But then your phone has tons of photos of him where he looks flawless.

I have so many candid, cool photos of Craig. I could make him a full blog based on the photos I have of him. Does looks like his cheekbones, the lighting, every fucking time where he takes a photo of me and I'm like, I look like I got kidnapped. And I need help. I'm like, it look like I got kidnapped. And I need help. I'm like, it's one eye bigger than the other. That is one thing that's really been happening to me recently in photos. I'm like, to my eyebrows look like that?

Yeah. Carg's like, yeah. I mean, like, boys are like so, like, yeah, no, that's what you look like. I'm like, what? Also, if you ever like, got a bunch of I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, but that's not what I look like in the mirror. And then I was like, wait, is it like, and then the whole like, you know, and like, it's flipped thing, like, started to get really in my head. And I was like, so what do I actually look like? Like, it's, yeah, I guess that's why you shouldn't do mushrooms. No, but for real, like, I'll have a photo and I have like, you know, when you have your own weird

insecurities, like a certain thing how my ear looks, like a certain side of my face, and someone would be like, this is the best photo you've ever taken. And I'm like, it's like when someone says, oh, you look like this person, and then they show a literal troll. Yeah, when people say this is the best photo ever,

and it's like totally not in your hand, you're just like, what? And then you pick another photo and they're like, oh, I don't really like that one. And then you're just like, what is beauty? And that's why you just shouldn't get tons of positive energy. And you're like, is that how we should start our cult introduction? I think Botox is a cult.

I think I'm so gonna do it though. Yeah, I think I probably will too. I think that the first time we real, because I, here's what I will say. I'll do both talks with you. Yeah, I was just going to say that I think that the first time we actually do go and get it, we should go together. And hold hands.

Yeah. Even though it'll feel weird, weird for us. And talk about our entire experience. But I feel like we're both not there for like, have you thought about it? I've thought about it because, but if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it very light because I need to have my expressions. Yeah.

I've just started thinking about it, which means I feel like I will probably do it in like two to three years. But we cannot use it as a gateway drug. Right, we can't get addicted. We cannot get addicted. We can't watch forward 10 years in our faces. They're just, we're like, welcome to Google as well.

We can't Google anymore, but back in the day, it wasn't that fun when we can move our face. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Also, what kind of sitting? We were the thing I've ever seen in my life. Why do you feel like that? What do life. Why are you feet like that? What do you mean why my feet like that? So uncomfortable to I don't even want I don't want the bottoms of my feet to ever touch each other

I have a friend who knows how to intertwine her People will pay like like foot fetish people will pay to see her. And she said it's the most comfortable she sits with her toes in her time. Like, she interlocks her toes and I'm like, who needs a boyfriend? Remember when like, toes socks were like a thing. Ewa! Do you remember when toe sneakers were a thing? Never.

When people would like, jog with their sneakers that had toes in them. Like, the kind of guys who like wear full outfits when they go biking. I always just assumed those people were like training for a marathon and so I like immediately was like I don't fuck with those people. They like watch a documentary and someone was like humans are not meant to be in shoes. They're meant to walk with their normal feet. So by the, it was a cult. be in shoes. They're meant to walk with their normal feet. So by the, it was, it was a cult. That's crazy. Yeah. I'm not scared. One of my spider man. Like I'm not scaling a building. Yeah, I'm gonna scale a building. I don't even toes out. Okay, I have to end the podcast with one thing. Okay. This woman Julia Tofana. Okay. I saw her online.

She's the world's biggest female serial killer. She's killed. Yeah, let's just end it on a really light note. Have an amazing rest of your day, everyone. This is important. And I hope this inspires people. This was back in the Renaissance days. And I hope this inspires people. This was back in the Renaissance days. She killed over 600 men because people Patrick or producers Uncomfortable. He's nervous. He's tired. He's tired right now. So apparently

There was a lot of arranged marriages and a lot of women who were unhappy in their marriage and they had like a piece of husbands, you know, a men or trash. So she would sell perfume that was actually poison that they could give to their husbands and she just, they were just men were dropping like flies and this woman was an entrepreneur. I feel like this is a movie about this. There should be, she was basically the modern day Kim Kardashian with KKW. Wait, no, I feel like I've seen this story before and that's amazing. Yeah, they're probably had like such abusive husbands. You divorce was like not a thing. Yeah, divorce was not a thing. So she was like either you live your life miserable or he dies.

He dies. Like you have to pray that there's like a war that he's like gonna go away to but then you run into he could just play dad so he might come back. So you need a plan B and that is poison. And that is how Gagel Squad goes full circle when in doubt play dead. Thank you guys for giggling with us today. I'm wearing the scheme merch. It's so hot. And our next merch collection I think is actually our best. It's probably the best one.

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