Giggly Squad - Giggling about our astrological charts, paparazzi, and dogs in coats

Episode Date: November 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up my guacamole gigglers? I'm running out. Yeah, can you tell? We're running out of things. OK, we're in person today, which you know skis me and Paige out. Yeah, makes us anxious and awkward. I don't like the intimacy of having to look at you. Don't make our contact this whole time. Thank you. Also, we did announce our live world tour Taylor Swift tried her best to sabotage us, and it worked.
Starting point is 00:00:42 But no, we have so many dates that we announced. Yep, and second shows to pretty much every single city. So fucking exciting. I mean, the giga-glairs are pharaoh creatures. They rapidly got their seats. We do, we did add new shows. I'm just gonna look at it for a second. Also, the aggression in which I got DMs from Gigglers
Starting point is 00:01:00 being like, are you gonna add a fucking second show or like, what's the deal? Or the people were like, come to Boston. I'm like, we've been there seven times. Come down Red Sox fans. But no, we love them. Yeah, we have seats left in Durham, Houston, Dallas, Phoenix, Huntington, and Minneapolis. And we're working on possibly adding three shows, like Chicago and San Diego.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Chicago deserves that because we've really neglected them in the tour. And it's not them. We also spelt their city wrong and people were like change it and we were like we don't do admin. I spelled it shagakko. And you know what? I didn't catch it. Also we never changed it. We're like, I actually might get it. Our tour manager was like hey you miss spelled this and I go whatever. Just because your night is ruined doesn't mean you're through my night. Keep it to yourself. Okay, we are also back on YouTube. And when I say back, I mean, we don't know when we're going to post on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:01:54 But you should subscribe because it drops randomly. Randomly. Like, rogue on YouTube. We are feral on YouTube. We're truly feral. But we have a special episode. We're kind of nervy, because every now and then I get a calling
Starting point is 00:02:08 from the universe to bring on a guest. And we don't do random guests. Like we have Sierra on, we have Andrea Lopez on. And that's really it. That's it. Yeah. Because we don't like social interaction in general. No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:02:22 But today we have a very special woman in the house. We have the celebrity astrologer, friend, amazing person, Aliza Kelly. Oh my gosh, what an intro. Straight from the horrors. She's never said anything like that about me. But we talk about astrology, psychics all the time. So I figured, why not sacrifice ourselves
Starting point is 00:02:46 and have Aliza give us an astrological reading on Giggly Squad right fucking now. I knew something was up on Hannah was like, what time are you born? And I was like, mm. I'm going, you're my best friend, just don't hide stuff from me. Okay, I'm nervous, but I want Hannah to go for it.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Oh my God, well, also I want people to know that Alisa read my chart. You read it months ago. Yeah. And you said some stuff that like really helps me. Really? Just understand your purpose, my purpose in life. Like not to stress about certain things. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I should have looked back at the video, but like I just remember, I'm very existential. Like when I'm not, I work a lot, because when I'm alone with my thoughts, I immediately go to the darkest places. I'm like, well, I have to fuck in my ear. No one's gonna remember me when I die. So no one's gonna remember any of us when we die. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the Scorpio is like, hmm. Oh yeah, she's like, oh baby.
Starting point is 00:03:46 So Alisa, why don't you take us through what you do, and then let's get into it. I do so many things. I do so many things, but among them, I do astrology. And when I do someone's birth chart, I'm using their date, time, and location of birth. So when we pull that up, we have a snapshot of what the sky looks like at the exact moment someone arrives on the planet, and how the sky looks when someone is born.
Starting point is 00:04:13 In astrology, we believe shapes their personality and their preferences and their timing. It gives us a lot of insight on how somebody functions and moves through the world, you know, the strengths. Chaoticly. I get my chart read at least once a year, maybe like the one one. What's it? And I fully believe in it. That would be fun with me. I fully believe in it.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Oh, you do? I fully believe that there are like personality characteristics that you're just kind of born with. Like, because a lot of my personality I can see some of it in my parents, but some of it. I'm like, where do I come from? Yeah, and I think that like as it relates to parents to, you know, like we're always telling a story, you know I'm gonna warn you guys I did drink too much coffee before this and I'm trying to be subdued, but it's hard Why your glasses are on
Starting point is 00:05:02 Yeah, cuz you're sweating. I'm sweating, honestly, I'm about to black out from caffeine. But I do think when you said something to me, because I had just left summer house, I had just left chat room, I think. I was engaged and you kind of said something like, this is totally supposed to happen at this time. Yeah. Because I felt like it was something that was not supposed to happen at this time. Yeah, because I felt like it was something that like was not supposed to happen to me.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Right. And you were like, oh, honey, it was beat. It was absolutely. Yeah, wait, is that one? I've heard of this thing. What is it? Your Saturn return. That's it.
Starting point is 00:05:39 That's it. That is it. That is it. Yes, I'm so surprised. But I'm also not surprised because I see your psychic chart. I see your super psychic. Everyone tells her she's psychic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yes. Did I keep telling me? I want to remind people that Paige told me the night of my wedding, like hammered blackout. We're like on the dance, we're having fun. She just takes her like long little finger out. And she goes, you're going to get pregnant on your wedding night.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And so she went to go play on B the next morning. My sweet sweet nephew were niece. C'mon. C'mon. Oh my god, I'm so confused. But for real, I like had not taken my birth control week because that's how I take my birth control. And I woke up the next day after having sex in my wedding night, which I did not think
Starting point is 00:06:24 I was gonna do with like a little spotting. I was ovulating, I think, and I literally looked at does and I was like, do you want to have a baby? And he was like, I don't want to travel for two years in a like, or 46, but okay. You're half dead, but it's fine. You're emotionally physically deteriorating, but totally cool because you're a man. And I was like, let's go to CVS, cause I was like, it's not that I don't believe
Starting point is 00:06:47 pages of psychic. But like, I don't. That's haunting. On the night of your wedding. I'm not gonna let that bitch be right. That feels like a spell, frankly. For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 00:06:57 It does. I didn't mean to, and literally just came out of my mouth. I didn't even process it. I just saw, and I was like, I think you're getting pregnant tonight. I was also blacked out. Okay, well that's why the magic really got there. I pulled me the wrong name so that was.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Sevene? This has been a great one. Hey. So anyway, I was going through my satin return. I think when I went through a lot of shit in the public eye on reality TV. Yeah, that's right. You were.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I think that when we did your chart last, I think it was last year, right? Or was it late earlier this year? I honestly don't even remember. I don't know what day it was. What a year. What a year it's been. We planted a rion. We, I think you were in actually like it was the day of.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Like it was exact at that moment. Your Saturn in your chart is at, where is she? Two degrees Aquarius. So it was at that time, it had like just really, really started to happen. And can you explain the effects of a Saturn return to people? So Saturn return is when you become your own daddy.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Oh. Oh. That's it. Wait, that's hot. It is. It's a hot time. Wait, it means that you've kind of like outgrown shit. Yeah. So like all nurture myself. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Like I know how to take care of myself. I know what I need. I know how to support myself. And often when that's happening, there is, it's really a struggle, right? Because we have to sort of figure out how to move ourselves out of systems and circumstances that we're not supporting us and that we were doing. Because mine right now, you are like on the tail end of it.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah. Yeah. But you don't listen. No, I don't. No. Paige and I have different tolerances. Like, I feel like weak both can be fake for a long time, but once I hit my point and I've decided,
Starting point is 00:08:49 like, I'm out of a relationship or a job or situation, I can't help myself where I think page has a little more self-control than me. Well, I, the universe, like, keeps trying to teach me lessons that I'm like, yay, yeah, no, totally, I will do that. And then I don't do it and I wait for the universe to literally force me to do something. Or you'll be like, I've planned my outfit out
Starting point is 00:09:10 for that already, so I can't change things. I also do, I hate change. And I love change. We can talk all about it. She's like, bitch, let me explain it. No, I mean, you guys have really compatible charts. I also just want to mention, but we can talk about that in a moment.
Starting point is 00:09:27 The Saturn return is, so like for instance, Pete Davidson is going through his Saturn return right now, which I think is very, very interesting. It just feels like it's the gift that keeps on giving. Is he a Scorpio? He is. Did you know that? Or could you in two minutes?
Starting point is 00:09:41 I didn't know that, but I can feel it when I see him. Oh my god. Wait, you're gonna fuck me David But I mean wait, they're calling him a you-all boyfriend My dad actually said that the other day. He's like I think it's so weird like Pete Davidson hasn't seen you in message you and I was like dad like Stop I mean your dad is for pro two. Yes he is. Actually today is my dad's birthday. Happy birthday Gary. We love you. Zadi. Yeah. That's a Scorpio. And I'm a Scorpio rising. Yeah, there's a lot of Scorpio energy here. So anyway, back to the Saturn return. Very powerful time. Lots of change. We go through it when we're about between 28 and 31. So it's a little different for everyone. It's crazy. But it is, you know, a lot of the time, like, you know, this is really when
Starting point is 00:10:29 things start to transform in our lives. And as we are shedding who we thought we wanted to be and becoming who we actually are, that is like the integration process, you know, that is the journey. 28 to 31. So there's not like people who are like more mature and it happens earlier. No, unfortunately it doesn't work like that. It really is about timing and it also has to do with, you know, I would say that people who go through it really hard are the ones who have found themselves in really hard situations to like wiggle out of, you know. The more established your life is, the harder your Saturn return is gonna hit you.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Wow! Which is ironic, because you think like I have it all figured out, because I'm a Forbes 30 under 30 bitch, you know? But you're actually, that's when things change. That is what keeps me up at night, being like, why did that happen to me though? Like you know when you think of really upsetting things
Starting point is 00:11:25 and you're like, I know I've moved on, but like, it's so sad and like, I feel trauma from it, but you realize, like, that's literally what? Like, catapulted you in different directions. Yeah, totally. Also, I read this quote recently that was like, whatever feels like an end is actually a beginning. Right, because that's the door.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Okay, Renee Brown. Okay, it's bloody Brunei Brown. We love Brunei Brown. We love Brunei Brown. Okay, let's get it into it. Okay, so what do you guys want to know? What are you curious about? I've got things. Okay, I want to know. I want to know like because I've had a lot of people tell me that I'm actually going to get married not later in life, but later than I thought. And I want to know if the person that I marry, if I stay married to them my whole life,
Starting point is 00:12:16 and I want to know at like what age would I start having children, because I genuinely think, even though I love my career, I actually think that I was born to be a mom. Okay, let's get into it. I feel like you can even take care of a little dog. You've made him obese and make fun of him. That's different. That's different. The thing is, is that there's some things that astrology,
Starting point is 00:12:42 listen, if this was 500 years ago, I would be able to answer all of these questions like that, because astrology used to be very much like, how many babies am I having? How's my crop? Am I going to, like it was like a very functional crop. How's my crop? My crop, I mean my pubes, I have not.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I mean, I'm not going to be counted. That was what ancient astrology was judging. You need to clean up a crook. Lank baby. There's some worms in your crop. So crook. Oh my god. Okay. But, you know, obviously, like, so much of the way that we now, and modern astrologers, present company included,
Starting point is 00:13:26 process astrology is through options. Okay. Like, through timing options. Yep. So, for instance, if we say, yes, this is a really great time for you to manifest something, you do whatever you want with it. Got it. You make a baby, you get married, do whatever feels right, but it's not didactic in that it has to be the way
Starting point is 00:13:46 that that energy manifests. And sometimes that energy does surprise us. On the topic of marriage, I feel very strongly that people should not get married before their Saturn return, which is a very hot take. I'm sorry. I love that. Like a lot of people do get married in their 20s.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Yes. I got engaged in it. I will say, I just turned 30. Nothing about the way I feel right now makes me feel like I got engaged in this. I will say, I just turned 30. Nothing about the way I feel right now makes me feel like I'm ready for marriage or ready for babies. Even in the next, I would say like two years. Yeah, and that's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I mean, like that if we know that everything is going to change in our lives when we go through a satin return and that it like comes for you where you are most established, then Then why would you want to bring a fucking marriage into that equation? But she's at the end of her Saturn return? Yeah, she's going to be just fine. Which means she's completing it. She's completing it. Yeah, it's almost done. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Your Saturn return was occurring and actually this is, so I say this thing called there are no coincidences. Also it's the name of my latest book. Oh how interesting. And how stunning gorgeous is that book? A manifestation deck and guide book. Oh my god and it comes in a little box. It comes in a box. So you are actually at the time that we are recording this, Saturn is directly on your ascendant. So your ascendant, your rising sign, is 18 degrees Aquarius. And Saturn right now is at 19 degrees Aquarius. It's going to be, you know, it's, it has just been on the ascendant.
Starting point is 00:15:21 And it's the last time that it went up and over that. So basically what that means is that for the past couple of years, honestly, there's been a lot of sort of feeling of, there's a lot of stuff going on intellectually and emotionally and sort of behind closed doors. There's been a lot of private stuff and a lot of change as to like how much you are supposed to reveal about yourself, especially like your struggles. How much do I make this public? How much do I keep this just like within the confines of like myself and close people? Yes. But now Saturn has officially gone off of your ascendant and into
Starting point is 00:15:57 your first house, which is where you really sort of like become a person and you manifest those energies in your life. So it's less about like keeping secrets and it's more about telling the truth. So now this is you're in a truth era right now. You're a truth era. Oh my god. I dropped some teas. Tell us everything.
Starting point is 00:16:16 I've just so much. Where do I begin? Wow. Taylor Swift better watch out. Except my fucking truth era. Truth era. But I definitely feel that from you. Where do I begin? Wow, Taylor Swift better watch out. Except my fucking truth era. Truth era.
Starting point is 00:16:27 But I definitely feel that for me, like you've definitely shetted some like any inauthenticity that society has put on you. You've kind of been like too tired to keep it up. Yeah, I'm like, no, can't. We're before, when you're younger, I feel like you think you have to fake certain things or be things that you're not always.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Yeah, totally. And I also do feel like from being 28 to 29, completely different person, and from 29 to 30, totally different person. Yeah, I don't know who she is. Yeah, like I don't know who the girl was when I was 28, best year of my life ever, but. Who was that bitch?
Starting point is 00:17:06 But I'm nothing like her anymore. Yeah. Isn't it crazy how you're like, yeah, and you're a different person? Yeah. Well, that's a season, you know, that's when you're going through astrologically speaking, like the biggest changes.
Starting point is 00:17:18 28, I was like, you're still so naive, but I was still so scared that so many things could happen to me. And then so many things happened to me that you're kind of just like, oh, I'm not really scared that so many things could happen to me. And then so many things happened to me that you're kind of just like, oh, I'm not really scared anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I think that like it's whatever the circumstances are,
Starting point is 00:17:31 it's about sort of, this is why you become your own daddy. You know, when you learn how to... I love that phrase. Yeah, it's the best. And Satka Saturn is the daddy's daddy of the zodiac. So it's really a Zadi, it's a Zodiac daddy. So like, I already have a Zadi, but I don't need him. Yeah, can't come to the curb. Okay, good. I mean there's two Zaddies in my relationship. Let's be honest. We're the two Zaddies. Me and does. Well, now there's
Starting point is 00:17:55 three. It's a it's a thrupple. Yes. Yes. But you guys are already like you've transcended your Saturn story. I feel like Saturn. You like Saturn is temporarily just sort of on ice. What is our compatibility? Like what makes Hannah and I compatible? Okay, my favorite thing about your charts is also very personal to me, because your moon is in Virgo and your moon is in Pisces, which are opposite me and my husband, also have Pisces in Virgo moon. And I think we have the best compatibility. Yeah, so I feel like you guys are, yeah. We're at the ice cream.
Starting point is 00:18:29 The curtain is disorbed both. So whenever I go to text Des, her's always comes up and I'm like, do I want to tell Des or Paige? Right? Right? I'm like, which is the way she's going to appreciate this more? I love it. Or send a hammy one, appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:18:43 And I'll be like, you should have sent to me. So your moon sign is what keeps you emotionally regulated. And having moons in opposite signs is really a beautiful flow because what that looks like is you being able to sort of like pass the responsibilities back and forth based on what is needed. You know, like you are going to be to sort of like pass the responsibilities back and forth based on what is needed. You know, like you are gonna be more sort of like granular, detailed, hyper-focused on wanting things to look and feel a certain way.
Starting point is 00:19:15 And whereas you are gonna be sort of like, let's go with the flow, let's sort of imagine this and I know that you said that you don't really like change. That shows up in your chart in your Sun sign, which is in Scorpio, your Rising sign, which is in Aquarius, all of these other planets that are in the fixed signs that don't like change. But at your heart, what actually keeps you safe
Starting point is 00:19:33 is someone who is going to be like, oh, that's okay, we don't have to do it that way. Like we can flip the switch if we need to. Like having the flexibility to be honored to change your mind. Yeah, and for someone to understand that about you Yeah, is like your love language And I you do my love language I Will say I've never been nervous to say anything to Hannah or like I don't know
Starting point is 00:20:00 It's just a different type of feeling when I tell her things. You never feel judged. Never feel judged, yeah. Yeah. I love that. And then also, of course, I'm sure you guys have thought about your rising sign being Scorpio, you being Scorpio Sun. So when you're rising sign and the Sun sign are the same, the rising sign is your perspective on reality. So your perspective on reality is like we have to take care of each other.
Starting point is 00:20:23 You know, we have to show up and like really be, we have to take care of each other. We have to show up and really be, we need to be there for each other in the ways that other people wouldn't be able to provide. It's very sort of like nurturing. And very. And very. Say it. To be, to be, to be have a McDonald's, is everyone fed?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah, right. And it's also like very private. It's about establishing that sort of sense of privacy and protection. And then your son's sunshine is that, right? So the way you live your life is very much aligned with Hannah's perception of reality. You know, how Hannah wants reality to go. You're already doing it. Like you're living that reality that Hannah is trying to create. Oh my God. What compatibility? No, we're so
Starting point is 00:21:03 so so. So like there's no coincidences in terms of like, it's not a coincidence that Hannah and I met. No, of course not. I mean, and you guys really have extremely compatible charts. We should have a baby. Well, you know, the thing is caring. Yeah. Dad is obvious.
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Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah, it is exhausting. To be like very sensitive, but also to be like, Oh, you. No, I'm not. Yeah, I'm gonna be strong, but you're like, but also, I wanna be a baby. Yeah. It's hard.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I know. I'm a fighting baby. It's hard to wanna be an in-charge baby. Yes, yeah. Yes. What is like the status quo of where things are right now? Where would you say? I very much right now love.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I really do like where my life is right now. I don't want to change anything. I love my career. I feel like I want to work more at that. I'm not in a place where I'm like, okay, let's do more leisure things or like more settled down things. Like, I feel this sense of urgency, to like work really hard for at least the next couple of years. Yeah, fairly sweet.
Starting point is 00:22:40 So for the, you know, when we're thinking about big life phases, we're going to look at the planets that have bigger orbits, you know, that take longer to move around because those are more about what is going on, you know, for that year or for that three-year period in your life as opposed to like what's happening this month. Right. So we're going to look at Saturn, which we know, you know, you went through your Saturn return, now Saturn has crossed your ascendant, and it's going to be like about truth time feels like good memoir Opportunity time book writing time for that. Oh, and then also Which you can't write though Liam Michelle
Starting point is 00:23:21 And then also Jupiter so Jupiter you went through a very, very lucky transit this past year, which was Jupiter, which is the planet of luck, and fortune on your moonsign, which is about your emotional wellbeing. So I would imagine that some very positive, very auspicious, abundant thing happened in the first half of 2022.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And then from there, there's sort of the continuation of that. How do you keep moving forward and take whatever that good fortune was and build on it? Okay. So that is something to consider. Okay. Jupiter is going into your second house, which is the area around money. So really honestly, this upcoming year ahead looks like a very solid time for new finances.
Starting point is 00:24:12 A lot of Amazon. We love Lines. We love Lines. Cheering. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Just wipe me.
Starting point is 00:24:19 No one wipes anymore. I didn't know how to do the apple tap pay and des did and those. That's embarrassed. Really embarrassed, I think. Well, they keep changing it. I feel like I just got the habit of putting the chip in. I know, well, the chip thing stresses me out because they're like, put it in, put it in, take it out!
Starting point is 00:24:37 That's so true. No one's looking at you. And then the tap thing, I'm like, hello, is anyone there? It feels like when you have the automatic water, you're trying to watch your hands and you can't leave. Yeah, I am. And I'm like, hello, is anyone there? It feels like when you have the automatic water, like you're trying to watch your hands and you can't come out, and I'm like, am I close? The tap thing isn't real. The tap thing is not really spending money.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Okay, sorry, I continue, I'm trapped. So in terms of like relationship stuff, baby stuff, this energy of abundance moving into your second house could also be seen as a time of, you know, that could be a good time for pregnancy, but honestly, like, I feel like get yours, you know, like this. So if you want my honest read on when it's gonna be a good time to have babies, it's not for a couple of years. Yeah. Okay, that's what I think. It's gonna be in like 2025. Marriage is earlier. Marriage can come as early, I mean marriage can come whenever,
Starting point is 00:25:25 right? Marriage can come whenever you want. Oh god no. But I would say that probably when Jupiter crosses into your fourth house, which is going to be 2024. Okay. It's probably like marriage, baby shortly thereafter. Yeah. Your chart has that like movement to it. Yeah, I see that too. I feel like right when I get married, I see that too. I feel like right when I get married, I'm gonna be like, and let's pop up. There is a weird thing. The night I got married, I looked at does and I was like, I want to make your babies. I dig it. Yeah, you had a special time. Well, you had a special time. Unfortunately, little does is no longer here with us, but you can put as page was I.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Robo family planning, or family on planning here at Giggly Squad. What about you? Oh my gosh. Okay, well, you were at an amazing job before where you were like, honey, you didn't mess anything up. Like, your life was supposed to explode right now. It's true.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I'm in a place where I could see myself having a family, but I also have this phobia of having a family and become so obsessed with being a mother that I might miss out on potential career stuff that I wanted to do also. So I'm in this image. Like you feel like you would lose yourself a little? I feel like I love my career so much, but if I had a kid, I would just completely be obsessed with a kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 And because I talked to an astrologer and she was like, rude. It's rude. No, she basically was like, I see a lot of opportunity, but it's either job or baby. Right, I mean, that's how it is. So, and in my head, I was like, okay, I need to not have these babies.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I mean, I feel like I'm at the same exact, I'm trying, I just put it, but I survey on Twitter being like, just anyone regret having kids. I just don't know. I was like, Ellie Wong, like her career blew up after having a kid. To them part of me is like,
Starting point is 00:27:16 or am I supposed to have a kid? And that's like a natural progression for me. And that's like another phase of your career. Yeah, and my mom comedy. And kids are posted to bring. Mom comedy. I'm saying kids are so annoying. And that's like another phase of your career. Yeah, and get her posted. And get her posted. And get her posted. Mom, mom. I'm so cute.
Starting point is 00:27:27 They're so annoying, right? But babies are also supposed to bring luck. Babies are very auspicious and lucky. Oh, don't tell me that. I'm going to run out. You better make my life good, bitch. She's going to be a great mother. Sonar dream.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Okay, full transparency. I don't know if I told you this page. I did not get my period last month. And I fully was like, I think I'm pregnant. I took a pregnancy test. It was negative. Told does. He was like, you're definitely pregnant.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I took four pregnancy tests. They were all negative. And then I just got my period yesterday, so like a full month later. And I went to the doctor and she was like, this can happen if you're stressed or traveling a lot. And I was like, I'm stressed and traveling a lot every day of my life.
Starting point is 00:28:15 But I did go to Europe that month. Because, and yeah, and you're so cultured. Yes, I was traveling all over Europe, Ireland, and then I went to Milwaukee. and then I went to Milwaukee. So anyway, the universe is testing me right now. So how did you feel when you thought you were pregnant? Was it like a immediate panic or was it like happiness? This is the problem. Society teaches you to let that to be so scared of getting pregnant. They tell you it's going to ruin your life, like as you're younger. Yeah. Like as a girl, 16 and pregnant, did anyone see the show? It's literally like,
Starting point is 00:28:48 and it's like you're gonna get pregnant if you, yeah, you're pregnant. You will get pregnant, and up a reality TV show, which not so far from reality. So I, at first I was really scared, but then like, does was like, we could like, come. And then I met my brother's new daughter and I fell in love. So I feel good about it, but that does low-key scare me. What is my chart telling me to do? I mean, honestly, I feel like this is going to be the, these next couple of years are going to be that journey for you. You have Saturn in your fourth house of home and family. Did you move? I got an apartment.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Cute, that's called moving. Then I'm gonna, it was next door. It's next door to the apartment, but we're gonna renovate it and take down the walls. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One commune. Yeah, I mean, I think that this is... Also known as a two bedroom.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Sorry, a two bedroom in New York is a commune. You could fully start a call down of a two bedroom. Pretty much a small country. Yeah, easy. Built it washer and dryer. And I've been decorating, like I've been very into this like creating. So yeah, she's had like a new,
Starting point is 00:30:06 yeah, I think that's that. A little bit for my chart, you're explaining it and for your chart, I was explaining it. I'm like, what's happening with the marriage? She's like, I think that that's where you're kind of at is like figuring out the integration
Starting point is 00:30:18 of home, family, career, where you, what it means and what it looks like for you to have a family, you know, to make it something that, because obviously it's not going to be like the other things. Are there more cats involved? No, no, no. 100% not.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Definitely not. It does keep speedoing that. No more cats. Because I have another apartment, I'm like, I could put another cat in it. And does was like, you can't even take care of your own cat. We're not getting another cat. Is that his voice? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I actually see what's on me. I see what's here. So yes, tell me what the plan is, tell me. So I think the plan is figuring out, like, is doing this renovation, doing this construction, bringing the lives together, figuring out what that looks like, and then creating systems that are going to make you feel like it would be possible for you to bring a thing. That's literally what I'm doing
Starting point is 00:31:10 right now. Yeah. It's trying to find a system that, because I'm in my like crazy work zone where I work all day, I do stand up every night, it almost feels like I'm a bartender with a day job, and I'm getting like really burnt out, and I realize term, I can't keep this up unless I have systems in place for rest, mental health, hobbies, time with my husband. What are your hobbies, bitch? I started cross stitching. I have started cross stitching. I bought this Lou Lemon Mara.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Oh yeah, yeah. It was $700 and I did a workout yesterday. Good for you. Which got your money's worth. Crazy. So yeah, that's like one class. So you never have to use the time. Never have to use it again.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It's one soul cycle class. It all you need is one. I like to drink coffee now. I like to eat hobbies, hobbies, hobbies. I love petting my cat. So when you say like systems in place, it's really more like, okay, how could I work a kid into this schedule? Crazy lifestyle. Yeah, I would say before you have a baby, you have to trust that you would be able to have space for one. So maybe after the renovation, definitely after
Starting point is 00:32:20 the renovation. Okay, I'll tell Daza. Yeah. Oh, I like that. What month, what year are we singing? What's the timing? Yeah. So, Saturn is going to be moving. It basically just got out of your four house. It's stressing me the fuck out. It's a lot of Saturn with you guys.
Starting point is 00:32:35 No, Saturn's wild. But so I have one last other question. We have a feeling that I'm going to get a girl. I'm going to have a girl that's going to be exactly like Hannah. And she's going to have a girl that's going to be exactly like Hannah. And she's going to have a girl that's going to be exactly like me. And that stressing me out more than it stresses me out. Why is it stressing you? I'm sorry your child's going to be a division one athlete.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Beative. I have a daughter that I can relate to. But you relate to me. But you relate to me. Yeah, but not well. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. I'm really, I laugh at you.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I want to laugh you with you. But I have wonder like, you probably can't see that. But like, do we have good connections with our children? Yeah, of course. I don't even go look at the astrology, you can see that. Okay, good. But also like, that's part of your flow.
Starting point is 00:33:20 That's like while you, you know, being best friends in soulmates. Don't marry a weirdo. I'm trying not to. I'm trying not to. It's really trial and error. I'm not gonna ask her because I know the answer does and my child's gonna be literally insane. The most annoying kid on the block.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Never shut up will be so sarcastic. Have an attitude problem. Yeah. But we're willing to deal with that. You're like, but we love them Definitely. But we love them anyway. We'll love them anyway. Literally going to be the disruptive kid in class. Yeah, it talks to you, Matt.
Starting point is 00:33:50 I also, I want to tell you guys something else that I just saw in your charts. So your rising sign page at 18 degrees of Aquarius is exactly your fourth house cusp, which is home and family. So really my advice is to take her advice when it comes to figuring out like home and family stuff. So just ask her, yeah. Like she has good wisdom as to how to structure a life. Okay, you just made her head so fucking big. Now I'm gonna go text me.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Well, listen to me, Hannah. Hey, you're just gonna run my family planning. I'm texting you at like 3 a.m. Hey guys, just let you know Hannah's ovulence. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so you're saying that she's better at planning out? No, no, no, not better.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I'm like, she has insight that you need. Do you have anything for career with me? Yes, of course. So what we had going on over these past year and a half are eclipses in Scorpio and Taurus. And because you are Scorpio rising and then your rising sign is your descendant, your descendant is the opposite, so that's in Taurus. This means that basically like your perception of reality as well as the people that you collaborate
Starting point is 00:35:03 with have been going through transformation. There's been a lot of changes to like, who you wanna be, how you wanna show up, and then who you wanna show up, like what you wanna show up relative to, if that makes sense. Yes, that's been mailing it. So we just had these big eclipses this past month in Taurus and Scorpio.
Starting point is 00:35:21 So I also am wondering if like anything meaningful has happened within the past, let's say six to eight weeks in terms of career stuff for you. Well, I've been really enjoying this. This is the internet, can I burn it? This is the internet, can I burn it? TikTok, I've been like, I started as a comedy video producer where I would just make funny videos and create content.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And now I've come full circle where I'm now just doing it for me. I love waking up and just I love posting funny videos and I also kind of interested in getting into comedy acting. So I started doing some auditions. Oh my gosh! That's so exciting! Thank you. I'm really bad at memorizing lines but I'm working on it. It took me eight hours to get one thing right. I was kind of bored. Practice makes perfect. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Keep going. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I do think that changes as it relates to like how you are framing yourself are continuing to be in development. Yeah. And right now, you know, from this Eclipse season, I would imagine that there's been a lot of, I mean, if you just started auditioning also like recently, like that could be very much your Eclipse story.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah. And then as it continues into next year It's continuing to push that further along continuing to put yourself out there being brave being courageous You know all of that scary stuff. I love that. I also think page and I both obviously love entertainment And I've tried out a lot of different like forms of entertainment And I feel like I'm finally naturally gravitating towards what I want to do where before I felt like not always in the right place with entertainment. Yeah, and as what you're talking about
Starting point is 00:36:57 with the permission to change your mind, you're a Leo, right? And Leo's are very creative people who like always need to be making something and expressing their art somehow. Always, or then I'm stuck with my own thoughts. Exactly. So it's important for you to also like
Starting point is 00:37:15 give yourself permission to do different things and not feel like you ever are like, I found it because as soon as you find it, there's gonna be something else that you're like, I wanna explore that. And that's not a bad thing. That's a good thing. Especially with my ADHD.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah, I was going to say, you do always have ideas like, we should do this and we should do that. And like, I'm going to do that. Yeah. I love an idea. Yeah, I mean, the blessing of ADHD too, you know, like always having something else that you're thinking about. A lot of moving pieces.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Manifesto. Any big events I should look out for. What is it? What is it? Come and try and end. When do you think I'm going to have a baby? I think you're going to have a baby. I think you're going to have a baby. When Saturn goes into your fifth house,
Starting point is 00:38:01 which is I think in like 2024. Oh, late. No, because I'm in like 2024. Oh, late. No, because I'm having one 2025. I mean, that would be per if, what is it 2022? Okay. Oh, did you want one earlier? I could. I would, that's really only a year away.
Starting point is 00:38:15 We're about to be in 2020. Oh my God, you're so right. Yes, 2024. You're like, cause yeah, you gotta start right now. Sorry, I like God, it was 1991 first. Do you ever just think it's the 90s? It was the 90s, like a second ago, like 98. Some looks at the year, the other day, and I was like, it's 2010 stop.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I was like, ludicrous just came out with this single, like, like, Fergie, the black-eyed Pies, hello. That was in 2022. That was terrifying. Like Fergie, the Blackhead P is Hello. How is it 2022? That was terrifying. That's amazing. Yeah, because it takes nine months, I've heard. True, right? I have heard that.
Starting point is 00:38:53 I have heard that. I agree with that. Sounds gorgeous. And, okay, is there anything bad I should look off for? No, I mean, I think that like the stuff that's been going on. Has been pretty bad. Has been pretty bad. It's been pretty bad. It's been pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:39:06 It's been pretty bad. It's been pretty bad. You're good for why? You've been doing the law. You need to clip this for both of you, you know, for all of our Scorpio babies, all of our Torres babies, or Leo babies or Aquarius babies, like it's been a lot with the eclipses. It's been a lot of like surrender has been the keyword.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Ooh. Yeah. And who wants to surrender ill? You know? Is there anything you see business-wise for Paige and I together? Yeah. I mean, because your rising sign is 18 degrees
Starting point is 00:39:35 Aquarius, and your IC, your fourth house cusp, is also 18 degrees Aquarius, like you guys really are synced up with opportunities professionally, you know? Like, there is, it's cool because you can start a Amazon's drive run. Just, there you go. There you go. You're doing good.
Starting point is 00:39:55 There you go. But yeah, so good fortune in work is like aligned. It is. And like, you don't always see that. You know, there are some collaborators and also in relationships where the timing of them is just like it's constantly flipping between one person and the other. I will say whenever something happens in our career's
Starting point is 00:40:16 individually, it kind of does happen at the same time. Like if it's not Giggly Squad related, it's like something personal. It does happen around the same time. I feel like we're in like a river ocean. I remember, when you go whitewater rafting. I've never, but I've seen the river. I heard like I would have rafting.
Starting point is 00:40:34 I've never, I feel like we're on the same lake like going together, you know? Flowing. Yeah, we're flowing together. Okay, I thought that was gonna be deeper going to wait to text Hannah and be like, whenever you're ready to have a baby, don't worry, text me and I'll let you know if it's allowed. No, you literally should not have told her.
Starting point is 00:40:53 She is. Is she going to pull the baby's head out of my pussy? Oh my god, it literally, put her out there. Bring your child into this world. What is it? I should not have been given this power. Wait, so do I bring anything to her? No, headaches.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Well, I think that you are kind of in a way, like aspirational for Paige. Oh, I guess. Fashion wise? No, that actually keep going because that checks out. Yeah, I mean, so Hannah's life, Hannah's sort of like the way that's, especially in her relationship, in the way that she has sort of been able to create this safe space for herself is very aspirational for you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:41 And it's something where you're like, that is something I aspire to, that's something I want to bring. something I want to continue that Is that gonna go bad? It's gonna continue I don't have an expiration day. Okay, good. Okay No, you got it you figured it out. That was your Saturn return. Oh, yeah, yeah Imagine like in an interview just being like yeah, my Saturn was returning next question Of course I can so Of course I can. So you told that person to go fuck themselves Saturn said that.
Starting point is 00:42:12 That was Saturn. I'm just here so I don't get fined. Oh my god, I love that so much. We also are big believers in manifestation on this podcast. Is there any advice you would give to the gigglers in terms of manifesting? There's like one part of manifestation where it's like, you keep thinking about it, you keep talking about it, you keep saying it, but there was someone that was like, that's not really manifesting.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Actual manifesting is like pretending that you already have it and you act like you have it. And then it comes. What do you think? Like is the best way to manifest? I don't think there's any best way. Okay. I really think that it is, there are so many different approaches and styles and especially
Starting point is 00:42:56 like, you know, manifestation TikTok is like off the fucking charts. Yeah, it's so like different techniques. And all of them are like sacrifice a lamb. Yeah, exactly 12.01. I mean, you're like, I'm in a girl's house. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. I'm in a makeup look. doing on TikTok. They're sacrificing God. You do it, Dan. Put your lamp. Lamp, get over here. Which is totally fine. It's a very viable manifestation strategy. But like, 11, 11, 11, 11 necklace girlie. I see 11, 11 every day.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, and that's because I'm on my phone all day. So it's always like, so like, you know, making a wish, manifesting at that time, beautiful, love that, manifesting on a new moon or full moon. That's like my jam, love that. But I would say my greater philosophy with manifestation is figuring out it's getting to know yourself so well and so intimately that you know that you can see the life that you want to create for yourself.
Starting point is 00:44:02 And then it's sort of like measuring the distance. So it's being really hyper-specific and not vague about your manifestation. And then from there, to sort of like chart the difference between where you are now and where you want to go, it's using different pathways to get there. So it could be making wishes at 11.11. It could be setting intentions during a new moon,
Starting point is 00:44:29 releasing things during a full moon. It could be doing writing things down, sort of creating your own affirmations, mantras around it, having, taping something to your mirror, living that life already sort of in your psychic mind, setting yourself so that when you go to sleep at night, you're saying thank you so much for this beautiful day.
Starting point is 00:44:50 I love my book, it's the New York Times best seller, I'm so proud of it. There's like, so there's lots of different types of ways to chart the difference, but I would say that that is probably the most important thing about manifestation as having a direct focus and Knowing how you want it and knowing where you want to go. So you can figure out how to get there I'm a big right stuff down person and I was just telling someone
Starting point is 00:45:16 Literally like the other day forget who it even was because they were like did you ever think Giggly squad was gonna be as big as it was and I felt like an asshole because I was like, uh, yeah, actually I did. And I was like, because when we started, I feel like we had so many random people being like, are you sure you wanna do this? Like, what even is this? And I genuinely, in my head,
Starting point is 00:45:41 never had any other thought than, no, I think it's gonna be huge. And that's just like what I lived by. And when people would question or say something, like, do you think this is a good move? I would just be like, what? Yeah. And then like move on.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I never even let the thought come into my brain of like, oh, what if we don't do well? And like, what if we fail? And what if our friendship at like none of those thoughts I ever even like had. Yeah. I feel like we almost didn't manifest giggly for being successful. We manifested it being like a safe space.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yes. Because I was like, even like, okay, let's say we don't make any money from it. It was never, it was a place for Paige and I to make each other laugh. So it was really more like carving out a play date time. Literally. Okay, like we're gonna hang out.
Starting point is 00:46:30 And that's like what we do. Because if someone said to you like Page, you think we'd be like selling out theaters. I'd be like, I don't know. But if they said, do you think every episode is gonna be entertaining, I'd be like, yes. Yes. And isn't that the like gateway?
Starting point is 00:46:43 You. Isn't that the gateway? You. You. Oh, at least where can people follow you where can they buy your books, give them all the tea? I'm Adelisa Kelly everywhere, and you can buy the books wherever books are sold. Spell Kelly.
Starting point is 00:46:56 K-E-L-O-Y. Okay. Sometimes people do E-Y. It's true. When it's the last name. You're right. It's true, it's just, yeah. No, E. Well, 20. And you have some you're right. It's true. It's just yeah, no e wonny
Starting point is 00:47:05 And you have some really fun books. I do this is my fourth book. Oh my god amazing. Yeah amazing Well, thank you so much for getting with us. We're obsessed with you. Do you do any personal readings or what is the vibe on that? I don't but I do run a virtual community called the Constellation Club where I do new moon and full moon manifestations. So twice a month we're manifest. We're obsessed with that. The giga-glairs love a manifest moment. We love a small cult. Oh yeah, it's like a light cult. Yes, LIT. Well thank you so much for coming. We love you so much. We thank the moons and the stars. Thank you. And the oceans. We love you so much. We thank the moons and the stars. Thank you. And the oceans. We love you. Bye.
Starting point is 00:47:49 That was good. I feel like you were we were nervous, but that was insightful. I was nervous, but dude I'm a fucking psychic every single person I've ever talked to was like Yeah, she sat down. She's like home in on it. I Told you once someone told me I might be psychic and I got an Uber and I just stared at the driver and she's like, I'm just like, home in on it. I told you once someone told me I might be psychic and I got in an Uber and I just stared at the driver and I was like, what is he thinking? And I tried for a minute and I was like, fuck it. I had a psychic say that my powers don't really,
Starting point is 00:48:14 really come out until I have kids because I must be like, very psychic about, I think I'm gonna be very strict. Like, I must know, like, you're smoking weed. Oh my god, you're gonna be... Is there a give it to me? Where? Ma! Not again. I was just thinking about it. like I must know, like you're smoking weed. Oh my god, you're gonna, either give it to me. Where?
Starting point is 00:48:25 Mom. I don't know. Not again. I was just thinking about it. Yeah. Why, I'm, I mean, well, sometimes like having kids, like changes your, your genetic, like,
Starting point is 00:48:35 yeah, so people say people have bad migraines, they have kids and then they don't get migraines anymore. Very interesting. Like your hormones, like go into a new place. Oh my god, 2025, we're gonna be moms. No, that's scary, because it's literally, okay, it's basically 2023. Yeah. So we have two more years to like map.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Not even because we'll probably get pregnant in 2024 because it takes nine months to cook that thing. Oh my god. But I'm going to eat so much food when I'm pregnant. I can't wait. Me too. I can't wait. Speaking of, it's freezing in New York City, which means the dogs with coats are out to play.
Starting point is 00:49:09 These dogs think they're so much better than me. I saw a dog with a fucking turtle neck. I like it. He was literally looking at me and goes, Elle. I like the dogs with shoes. Oh yeah, the shoes are cute. And I feel like kind of necessary in New York City.
Starting point is 00:49:27 The dog sound town were scarves. Yeah. The dogs down town are different. They also wear like buries. Yeah, they also are like doing K. They have jobs. They have creative jobs. I was think they're all creative directors.
Starting point is 00:49:41 I was thinking also, and I posted this on TikTok, but I had a revelation about men and hats, and I wanna run it by you. Like a true epiphany about men and hats. Yes. And I've got, I've posted it, and I got a lot of messages saying, this is science, you're right. Yep.
Starting point is 00:49:56 So I don't wanna free people out, but it's accurate. If a man is wearing a hat for anything besides the weather, such as like, it's hot out or it's cold out. Yeah. His job, he's required to wear a hard helmet. Or is that what's called? Hard hat. Hard hat.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Or for sports, you're Yankee. Good job, you did it. Congrats. Then you are problematic. Yes. Can I tell you the number one hat that like if a man is wearing, I'm immediately turned off and like, don't even approach me Don't even try and hit on me because I do have to say something rude to you
Starting point is 00:50:31 One of those like Aspen hats like those wide rim like not a cowboy hat that they put on like the back of their head and it kind of like Sits up and they like have a hand tattoo. So a wide brim hat. Yeah. Possibly a feather in his cap. Okay, so that is the first man that I spoke about. We've all met men like this. Those are the guys who do not have a personality, but they're trying to pretend they have one because they have a feather in their hat. Yeah, and I think they're so much more interesting than they are. I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I need more of like a Nike wearing sweatpants t-shirt hoodie vibe. I want like my man to look at those hats and be like, what? No, I would never wear that. But Paige, I would argue. Guys who wear like actual baseball like Nike hats, like don't believe in therapy. No, they don't. I'm gonna all take that. Yeah, that's better than the wide brand. I'll take that over wide brand.
Starting point is 00:51:34 The most boring men. Men who wear for doors are just like so weird and bad, like not freaky, like not okay. I don't think I've ever like seen a man in a fordora, really. You're gonna start seeing in the fall the men, the hipster guys who wear the like beanies just like on the head of their head on the tip of their head. It looks like you're putting on a condom but you don't fully put it on. Okay, I'll take that if we're downtown and you're wearing a really cool sweat look.
Starting point is 00:52:01 But Paige, I'm telling you, don't take it. They're all red flags. Men like that can't commit. Okay, they don't take it. They're all red flags. Men like that can't commit. They can't even commit. They can't even commit to a fully putting a hat on. How are they going to commit to multiple dates with you? Agreed. I've never gone on more than two dates with a guy
Starting point is 00:52:16 that's a white bean. That means he got up in the morning and was like, what hat am I going to wear? And that's an egg. That's an egg. Further fucking more. Men who wear cowboy hats. Think being gay is a choice.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Yeah. Unless it's on Yellowstone, I don't want it. No, no, no, no, no. No. What's another, oh yeah, many wear their hair backwards. Where their hat backwards. Their hat back, like a backwards hat. Yeah, I'll take that.
Starting point is 00:52:44 They think that no means yes and bad, so. Yeah, they play lacrosse. But I do have to say, even like, let's take Craig, for example. Mm-hmm. I feel like Hat-Waring Craig is a different Craig. For sure. Hat-Waring Craig is not ready for marriage. Do she?
Starting point is 00:53:01 Not ready for marriage. Get's a little too drunk. Yeah, turns me on. Not in a healthy way. Not in a healthy way, in a toxic way. Not hat wearing Craig, you know, might check in on like the home insurance plan. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Yes. Knows when the policy is up. Exactly. Knows when to renew a contract or something. Yes, exactly. I just think guys who were hats for any other reason besides what was previously stated are hiding something. A lot of the time it is baldness, which is okay,
Starting point is 00:53:34 but there's something hot about a guy who's just bald. Yep, and it would be a big bald. And just rocks it. I'm telling you. I don't want that per se though, I feel like. Never knock it too tight. Like a full, stuck dynasty beard? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:53:50 They're hiding something too and they're beard. And normally it's snacks. So yeah, that's something new that I think we really need to remember as Macommion. Yeah. What's going on from page news? Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde broke up. And I feel like people were. I don't know. Yeah. What's going on from page news? Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde broke up. And I feel like people were...
Starting point is 00:54:09 I don't know if the community was devastated. I certainly wasn't. When do you think they actually broke up, though? Probably like a couple months ago, because I would say like the first, the last time she was seen at one of his shows. I feel like they were weird during the press. Like they weren't standing near each other.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Yes, for the movie. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like they were trying to do that on purpose, but also I feel like that was probably when it was starting to be like. Mm-hmm. Also, I just don't, I genuinely don't think
Starting point is 00:54:42 you can date a younger guy. I really don't. Oh, hot take. Hot, hot take because we date older men and they're still stupid. Mm-hmm. Like I'm, I think I'm way more mature than Craig and he's a solid five years older than me. I also relationships are as simple as they seem, more like you just need to spend a lot of time with people and have trust with them and enjoy each other. These celebrity relationships, like you're dating Harry Styles,
Starting point is 00:55:09 who's on tour every night traveling. You have a whole family that you left that there's drama in the press with. Plus you're having public beef. I'm sorry, at some point, if you're Harry Styles and you're not gonna be like, I don't need this right now. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Or is she gonna be like, I don't need this right now. Right. Or is she gonna be like, I don't need to be like waiting at home alone dealing with this press bullshit while Harry's on to, I don't know, it just makes sense. Yeah, it didn't like shock me. And then also, what did you think of Emraada and Pete Davidson like PR picks? You guys, I feel like someone told me,
Starting point is 00:55:40 actually, Maria Manunoz, not to name drop, but I'm name dropping, cornered me, and said, I listen to Gagley Squad, and I love your pages, chemistry. I was like, I was jizzing. I was like, this is an actual real journalist talking to me. Oh, I haven't heard of that. And she said she loves our take on stuff,
Starting point is 00:55:57 because she was like, because you guys actually kind of know the ends of things. Yeah. And you're speaking from a place of like knowledge. I just think people that post on Instagram like after the first date or like the first sighting. It's like not real. To be truly fucks a full article for first date
Starting point is 00:56:15 with Kanye West. But that was fun. But that was different. My favorite religion is Julia Fox. Have you ever seen her TikToks where she wakes up in the middle of the night because she thought of something that she had to tell the community?
Starting point is 00:56:29 Those are my favorite. Those are my favorite. Yeah, and her bleached eyebrows are just like, on fleek. I will say her on Emrona's podcast. I like watched a few clips. I love her. Yeah, Emrona was like, I hate men, but I just like love sex.
Starting point is 00:56:43 I'm just so wet all the time. And Julia Fox was like, yeah, I could Roda was like, I hate men, but I just like love sex. I'm just so wet all the time. And Julia Fox was like, yeah, I could do without it. I don't need it. I actually would rather not. And I kind of loved it because there are sometimes like as a woman, you get into a phase and you're like, if I never have it again, what am I missing? For sure. I also love that Julia Fox, she's the epitome of de-centering men from her life. Like all her fashion choices have nothing to do with men. You can tell. Like they're like man repelling and it's gorgeous stunning. Ever, honestly, aspirational to me.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Yeah. But there's a video of Amrata and Pete Davidson, like him picking her up on a date. In what hallway were they in? Like was that like the crackdown. Like, won't wait. Where were they that there was a paparazzi that close to them? Well, the woman was saying like, all of Emma Raddus' photos are by the same photographer.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Which is not a coincidence. It's not like one guy stalking you. You clearly have his number. Which is totally okay. I think it's totally. I love she got out of her relationship of a man that broke up with her. Rebrand, girl.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Get those paparazzi pics of you looking insanely stunning, walking your dog and holding your child as an accessory. But also, I'm here for that. Then what are you not here for? I'm not here for the fake romance. I'm here for the spectacle. I love a spectacle, but I'm not here for like
Starting point is 00:58:07 the fakeness of like, are you guys really in love? Are you guys dating? Like I want like a I want a real love story that I can like watch. It's beautiful. Thank you. But that's not real life. I know. Someone literally was joking. I think it was Violet Benson said, Pete is a rent a boyfriend. So when you need a little like, he's good luck, Chuck. He is. And when you need a little bit of excitement in your press,
Starting point is 00:58:37 a little press bump, you go on to come and see. Imagine if that was a girl, though. How much hate she'd be getting. Yeah. But this video, it showed like, Emra was standing there waiting for the camera to pan to her and then she like walked over and the whole thing is, it's what I said to you.
Starting point is 00:58:53 If you want to be private, you can be private. But I'll literally watch Emra do anything. Oh, for sure. Like I am obsessed with her. For sure, I just think it's nice for the public to see that there's like the things that But also why you to see verse not also she did break up with her husband like If I was that famous there are probably certain things that I would do solely for that man to see it
Starting point is 00:59:23 Like that is my like I there's nothing I love more than revenge. You know tiktok trend where it's like He but he you know did something horrible to me. So now I have to go into his career, but come his boss and fire him. I love that. Oh my God. I hope you guys loved Giggling with us today. This was such a fun unique episode. We normally don't have guests. This was a unique episode.
Starting point is 00:59:40 We did give a little speedy Giggling at the end, but I think it was important to get our charts red. Yeah, it was. That was Admin that we took care of. In the public eye. And let me know what you guys think. And our tour dates are up. Also our new merch is up.
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