Giggly Squad - Giggling about our book, weddings, and we ride at dawn!!!

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

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I'm announcing officially right now, 3am. Talk about bad admin. We're announcing a bunch of things. We're doing housekeeping right now, 3 a.m. Talk about bad admin. We're announcing a bunch of things. We're doing housekeeping right now. We're announcing a bunch of things. We haven't announced anything on the pod and people were like, hey, can you say it? And we were like, okay.

So my Netflix special is coming out 3 a.m. Tuesday, East Coast time, midnight, L.A. time. I'm gonna stay up till 3 a.m. Because if I did it for Bridgerton, I have to do it for you. Wait, that's the nicest thing you've ever done for me Also, if you live in between LA and New York, we don't know figure it out do the math Now you want to know mountain time in what world?

This economy I just in an election year. I just found out there was mountain time two years ago I thought it was a bit I just found out there was mountain time two years ago. I thought it was a bit. I thought we were kidding. So anyway, that's happening. We write at dawn, you guys. I love you all so much. It's literally just because of the gigglers

that this even happened to me. And apparently, all Netflix cares about is retention rate. So put it on and make sure it ends till the end. If you love me a lot, and if I've ever made you giggle once with Paige, if Paige has even ever made you giggle. Can we keep it, what if we just, I want it on repeat.

I don't know if it does the loop, but I would say go to your parents place, turn on We Write at Dawn, put it on mute if they don't like stand up comedy. I wonder from the same account if I just keep playing it. Let it play. If it will count. Go to your ex-boyfriend's house,

put it on play, hide the remote, throw it into the garden. If you have a garden, if you don't, throw it outside. If it will count. Go to your ex-boyfriend's house, put it on play, hide the remote, throw it into the garden. If you have a garden, if you don't, throw it outside. If you have anyone else's Netflix password, log in, add it to my list up next. Yes, yes, add to the up next. This is the moment we've all been waiting for my whole life. It's no pressure, but it's all boiled down to this.

It's all boiled down to this, like this is make or break. I feel good, I'm not worried, because I did my job. I'm in charge of looks, and I did my job. So if it fails, that's on you. Our conversation before every live Giggly Squad show, she goes, I'm good, because I look really good. And the Gigglers are gonna like my outfit. They're gonna be fine.

Anything else? Like one time we almost didn't have microphones, and I was like, what are we worrying about? We're fine. I'm wearing a peplum. What are we worried about? What's the concern? So we write at dawn and when I say we,

I mean us, I mean you guys, I love you so much. Number two. Sorry, we wrote a book. Sorry, we wrote a book. It was one of the easiest things to keep from you guys because in what world? Not a single person in a message that I saw said book. I got a couple but they weren't confident about it.

They were like, is it a book? No, no, no, no, no, no, it couldn't be. And we're just as baffled as you. And there was a couple like, is this going to be an audiobook? Obviously. Hannah did say, I feel like we can go down a chapter because we do want a lot of pictures, and the publisher said, not how it works. And we fought for it.

We need to explain the book, because I feel like the gigglers were blindsided. They don't know how to process it. Let's start from day one. We were approached by Simon and Schuster. Again, we thought it was a bit. I thought they got the wrong email. I was like, this is a fake Simon and Schuster.

Also, you responded fully misspelling every word. Again, we thought it was a bit. I thought they got the wrong email. I was like, this is as a fake Simon and she's- Also you responded like fully misspelling every word. I'm like, clear this girl doesn't know how to write. It's not, it's not for me. And they didn't even offer us a coffee table book. Like they were like, you're writing a book. Yeah. And it's funny cause I think subconsciously

we were like, we want a novel that also cosplays as a coffee table book. Well, I went into it and I was like, we want a novel that also cosplays as a coffee table book. Well, I went into it and I was like, surely they'll give us a ghost writer. Because everyone that I personally know that has written books, and it's not a lot of people, but like any TV personality, people that have written books, you can see on the cover, ghost written by blah, blah, blah.

And they're like, oh, ghost written by blah blah blah. And they're like, oh, it's like, you just tell them all your thoughts and then they put it into like a nice format. And Simon and Juicier was like, no, we're not giving you one, you don't get one. So I went to sheer panic mode. I think they said, we will give you a ghost writer,

but like, I love a challenge. I love a challenge and also, the ghost writer is not gonna be our voice. Yeah, because it's comedy. Some random guy named Steve. Yeah, isn't getting the vibe of the gigglers. No, and we couldn't risk that. And also, I do have to say, I do love to write.

Like, stand up is all writing. No, Hannah wrote the whole book in one weekend. We literally were assigned different chapters and then Monday she was just like, oh, I realized that you're stupid and I did it. No, I assigned you things and you nailed what you were assigned. That's true, I missed just a few deadlines.

They did have to rework the whole schedule at one point. Let's say this took over a year. This was our blood, sweat and tears of we wrote this fucking book, and we're so proud of it. It's a guide. To giggling. To giggling.

It's how to take life less seriously. It's all these, it's stories of our life, but also just like opinions. Anything from- It's a lot of vibes. Vibes, that's- A lot of, my favorite comment was people saying, so Grace wrote a book.

And we were like, yes. So, to give credit where credit is due, when I was younger we all know, my dad was tough on me with tennis, why am I bringing this up so early in the pod? But then you'd think, well at least school, you weren't, nope, my mom was very firm with school. Where like, I'd write an essay,

and she'd have to read it beforehand, cause she's a teacher, and she would take a big red pen. Oh my God. Aggressive, right? And she would just be like, Xing things, writing question marks, which is the most.

Question marks are so passive aggressive. The most passive aggressive, cunty thing to do is put a question mark. What do you mean? You know what it says. When a teacher would write, what did you mean here, question mark? My bud would boil. Yeah, I'm like, oh really?

Cause my mom's about to call. Hold my fucking hoops, cause I'm just an idiot. You don't have to put a question mark. So she would give back to me, I have to rewrite it. So my mom was basically like, you guys write the book and I will make sure that there's no like grammatical errors, that it makes sense. And my mom also-

I got a lot of, don't know what you mean here Paige. Got it, thank you, I will redo that. Also, not to completely call you out, I think that you would get high. Surely. And forget what the beginning of the sentence was. Probably. And then, or like you'd write it sober and then start getting more high.

So my mom was navigating your artistic mind. And my process. And your process, and we don't question your process. And I would never say to Lenore that I was on a bunch of edibles. No. When I wrote that specific paragraph. Lenore is too pure for that. I would never say that to her.

And I just said, sorry, I'll take care of it. And then we had Grace, you know, in the weeds as well. It was all hands on deck. But then the most exciting time came, which was the cover. What would the cover be? And I know what you're thinking. You guys are so creative. What was your inspo?

Rainbow Fish was part of our inspo. Hannah found this random picture of the Mona Lisa in a sepia filter, and that was also our inspo. So this is where I have to apologize to the Academy because there was a point where I said, Paige I'll write the book, can you handle the cover? Yep. And not to say I'm a control freak

but I get excited when I get creatively like inspired. So of course I run it by Paige and I'm like, look at this Mona Lisa and over her mouth was like a collage cut out of like a different mouth. And I said, Paige, it's like a serious thing, but then a smiling, like giggling. I said, I ran it past the important people, which was you. And you said, let's do this.

Yes. So we do an entire photo shoot. We get our looks. Everyone at the photo shoots like, you're nailing it. It's gonna be perfect. We get the vision. We know exactly what you guys are going for. And I'm also being like, so like we got this.

I'm so, I've never been more confident. I'm like, it's so different. And a creative decision. It's so new, no one's ever seen it before. It's iconic. Couple days later, we get a very humbling email. We get a very humbling email of four renditions of the cover.

Now when I tell you one was worse than the other, I thought it was a bit. I said no one sent this email being serious. No, but it was in that they were like, we like three the best, maybe four, let us know your notes. Page immediately response. I went, this is where it's bad that I forget

that I'm dealing with like professional publishers, writers, editors, these people are real humans. I emailed back and said, absolutely not. You weren't that tert. Is that the word, tert? Kurt, you weren't that curt. Is that the word? I think I said, I think you're making up words.

You weren't that. Kurt? Who the fuck is Kurt? Who is Kurt? What are you trying to say? making up words. You weren't that. Kurt? Who the fuck is Kurt? Who is Kurt? What are you trying to say? You're not, you weren't that. You weren't that quick and mean, like Kurt. Kurt?

Don't you ever guess like me on my own podcast. K-U-R-T. C-U-R-T. Oh, you like that word. Okay, that's short for Curtis. So, I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. Never in my life. No, what did I say back?

I felt. Do you want me to read it? No, what did I say back? I felt. Do you want me to read it? Okay, then here's the worst part. Wait, so then Hannah finds this artist on Instagram who like literally did the exact type of cover that we wanted like in her art. Wait, can I write what your response is? She goes, hi!

Exclamation mark with a bunch of eyes. So you know she's about to go down. Yep. I'm sorry, I'm going to be so honest, comma. I actually don't like any of them at all, period. Hi! Exclamation mark with a bunch of eyes. You know shit's about to go down. Yeah. I'm sorry, I'm going to be so honest, comma. I actually don't like any of them at all, period. I hate the coloring, the pictures aren't lined up at all, and we actually look scary. So that was actually so polite.

That's a great, because in my head I was like, are you guys fucking stupid? When I tell you this cover made Paige De Sorbo look ugly. No, I couldn't. Hannah keeps texting it to me, just randomly throughout the day. A Tuesday at 1 p.m., I'll just get a text from her did Paige DeSorbo look ugly? No, I couldn't. Hannah keeps texting it to me, just randomly throughout the day. A Tuesday at 1 p.m., I'll just get a text from her

with this cover photo, and it's a jumpscare. I do have to say the professional people who have worked to get to this point in their life to create that first draft, it was not their fault. I do have to say it was fully my fault. I had a vision, and it didn't work. I looked, I had the hills of eyes, because we had serious eyes with a smile on it, and it didn't work. I looked, I had the hills of eyes, because we had serious eyes with a smile on it

and it wasn't matched up. No, it's, we're gonna put it in the newsletter. We're gonna put it in the newsletter. Hannah wants to put it on Instagram, but honestly I'm fearful because I. You don't want it living on the internet. I don't want my enemies getting ahold of this photo. Because what happened is this weekend,

my friends saw the cover and they were complimenting it so much and I was like, I gotta tell you the tea of this cover because also they weren't just like let's figure out A cover they were like we did a whole photo shoot and this is due in like four days Yeah, and they were like so you have to pick one We start dying laughing though. Like we were not mad. We were laughing so hard that I actually I It was a great memory. It honestly was a great memory. Like I'll never forget that first cover.

I laughed so, guttural laughs. And that's what the book's about. It is. Isn't it beautiful? Taking something seriously. Take life less seriously. Because we could have cried. We could have cried.

We could have panicked. We could have been angry. We could have sued. But we were just, now we just, now it's my profile picture in your phone. Now the thing is, I really do feel like it was my fault because I pushed everyone towards this hard creative vision. So I think I follow this random girl,

labyrinth of collages. If I like something that's artistic, I follow it. I think it enhances my energy. Yeah. And I was like, let's just message this girl. It'll be easy. Of course she lives in Australia. No, the time difference was insane. Talk about admin. She was like, let's just message this girl, it'll be easy. Of course she lives in Australia. No, the time difference was insane.

Talk about admin. She was like, I can get on the phone at like 14 hours ahead. I'm like, what is going on? She doesn't realize like we are to the wire. Like this is a panic move. This is like our last chance to get this cover right. Thankfully the cover artist pulled through like beyond.

She gave us so many different options We like added things took things away like form them together And then we got the cover that we have and did you get the mock-up sent to you? Yep. Did you yeah? Did you get emotional? I did yeah, I got you know what in true Giggly squad fashion I got emotional because I was so happy and then I felt wow What revenge to all my teachers that said I would never be able to read or do anything in an intellectual capacity.

I almost texted your mom to be like, aren't you proud of that daughter that you really thought couldn't put two words together? Was it done? Really proud of the daughter that you thought had a speech impediment growing up. Look at her now. Look at her go.

But I do think it's a great example of when you see someone or anything accomplish something, it really is just the tip of that iceberg. And the bottom is so many failures and confusion trying to get there. So keep failing up, because you might publish a book one day. No, we've manifested all of this. It's crazy.

And I do think for the gigglers, we're in this weird energy where Gigglers hit me up that they're manifesting shit for their own lives too. So I'm starting to think this is a witch podcast. No, we've literally started a religion and it's scary. It's scary, but we don't even get text breaks on it. But it's fun. I feel like we haven't been here in weeks. Yeah, because we haven't.

And we never take, I can't remember the last time we took a week off from Giggly. We never take a week off. We need to let you guys, I know I've been taking the blame for a lot I'm not taking the blame on this now the people up power of podcasting over whatever Yeah, we're like you guys contractually like need to take a week off Yeah, like you you don't take any weeks off. Can you take a week off and we were scared Hannah texted me and was like should we just record anyway? I didn't respond. Because I was like shut up bitch.

We were worried about the Giggler's mental health. We were worried about our own mental health. I feel like there's so many things. If you don't have a podcast who were you spewing all of your nonsense to? 100%. Like I had so many things come up that I was like okay this is a gripe. What do you do with this now? What do you do? just tell it to your friend and not giggly squad? That's insane. No, and because gigglers give us

such positive reinforcement back, that we're not crazy, but it's like I realize that we're all just crazy together. Side note. The gigglers get it. One thing about Grace, who's back in action, thank you for the prayers. We're back to regularly scheduled programming. For sure sure and you're back in America. Thank God. So

you know that it was Grace's birthday sometime with the last couple weeks but she hid it from us like I had to see like a friend of a friend tag her that it was her birthday and I texted her and I was like is it your birthday and she was like lol and I was like how is it your birthday? And she was like, LOL. And I was like, how did we find the one person who hates attention so much? Wait, when was your birthday? Of June? The 15th of June.

What the fuck? She didn't want us to know. Oh my God. We were sending her smoothies during that time, so that does kind of count as a gift, but like how funny is it that she hid her birthday from us? Hannah, did you imagine not telling everyone that it was your birthday? Even if someone was like gun to your head, don't tell people it's your birthday, I'd

be like, I'd last three minutes. Yeah. And then I'd be like... Do you remember like going about your normal day? Like, yeah, like when it's your birthday, like you go and do your normal routine, like okay, I'm going to get a coffee and like there's an urge for you to say like, oh, also it's your birthday like you go and do your normal routine like okay I'm going to get a coffee and like there's an urge for you to say like oh Also, it's my you feel like you're lying to someone if you don't tell them it's your birthday You don't realize how special this day is and you get to talk to me right now cuz it's my birthday

They're looking at you know I'm like I can tell that he knows it's my birthday and I should just confirm that the glow and aura I'm giving off his birthday. I can't believe you didn't say anything But like I feel like that's why we all get along so well cuz grace would rather Literally, I don't know. Yeah, I actually don't really love my birthday either. I'm not a huge well You're 31. No one cares about birthdays anymore. That's true. That's a read-up Haley who came over She was like, it's my birthday and I was like, what's what age she goes 31. I go nobody cares nobody cares It's so true. No until we turn 35. Nobody cares. And I was like, what age? She goes 31. I go, mm. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

It's so true. Until we turn 35, nobody cares. Can I say something really fucked up? Yeah. So I'm 32, about to turn 33. And I realized I have like basically two more years of even passing as young. Why would you say that right now?

It's a Sunday evening. I thought we were being honest with each other. I'm saying this honest thing because I want us to think bigger picture. Yeah. Being young sucks. Your frontal lobe is like... Not there. Not there.

Hannah texted me this weekend. Wait. Hannah texted me this weekend and said, and just in case you ever need a comeback, just say, call me when your frontal lobe is developed. And I, there's nothing like friendship when your friend is just like, in case you need an insult, I have one on deck for you. I literally said, in case you get in a fight with this man,

if you happen to this summer, for whatever reason, I thought of something that I can't say because I've been fired. But if you want to say it, I think it's good. You can use it. I told everyone. I literally told Sierra, I was like, if you want to take this, you can.

But I do have to say, our life is not about being old or young. It's the energy we are as people. It's the soul who we are that goes through a lot of states. Oh my god. Are you high? Yes. No, I'm sorry.

I'm kind of nervous just because I have an insane week ahead of me. No, you really do. But in a fun way. So tonight you're doing spots to prepare for Jimmy Fallon tomorrow. Okay, we didn't even talk about Jimmy. I'm nervous about Fallon because I have to do five minutes of clean material. And they film it during the day. It's not-

It's at 4 p.m. And it's not actual, like, even though it's not live, you can't, they're not like redoing things. I don't think they can like cut anything. And if I accidentally curse, they'll like bleep it. But then they'll, I think you get written off, like you can't work in this town again if you curse on Fallon. If you need something to say to Jimmy Fallon,

you can bring up that we went to the same college that is now no longer. So if you need on Fallon. If you need something to say to Jimmy Fallon, you can bring up that we went to the same college that is now no longer. So if you need a little anecdote. Wait, you and Jimmy. Went to St. Rose, that doesn't exist. And I don't know what that says about us, but. The funny thing is the Booker was like, we're so excited to have you on,

let's figure out what five minutes of jokes you have that work. And I sent them some of my clean options and they were like, what were the really punchy bits? We saw you do a JFL and I was like, oh yeah, the queef bit and the gun bit. Yeah, I feel like Chris has heard me talk about this before, but it's a particular feeling that only women will feel

is when you're sitting or lying down and you fart and the fart can't go down so it comes up through your labia lips and you fart upward. Men can never do that because they have pee pee. Why did I say pee pee? Oh, am I the only honest one here? No, I've- Am I alone here?

No, I'm alive. And low key you're kinda like, ooh. No, it is a weird feeling. Oh, it like hits too many things. And you know what I hate about society and this misogynistic world that we live in? Every time that happens, I'm immediately like, oh my god, sorry, that's so embarrassing. But it's not because you did that to me. Oh, queefing. You queefed me, period. Yeah, like I had no control over it. No girl has ever queefed me, period. Yeah, like, I had no control over it. No girl has ever queefed alone. Yeah.

And that, so anyway, I have a whole bit of it. One of my favorite bits on Netflix is about that. So I couldn't do that, and then I have a joke about how the girl should have guns, and they were like, let's not. So little. Let's not. In an election year, it's huge.

We can't. So we're trying to figure out now what clean bits, and they want you to do multiple bits in five minutes. You're just, we can't. So we're trying to figure out now what clean bits, and they want you to do multiple bits in five minutes. Clean bits sounds like a Love Island UK episode. Spinoff. Yeah, spinoff. Clean bits.

Clean bits. Dirty bits and clean bits. Dirty bits and clean bits, I do think that. I am gonna go off about Love Island in a second. Actually, go off. Okay, because last time I talked about it on the pod, I was one episode into USA, and I was spewing not hate, but I was just like,

I'm getting annoyed that people are like just watching USA, and they think that's what Love Island is. When there's a whole history to Love Island, and it started in the UK, I'm not going to take everything I said about it back, because I do think that the American version is so dramatic and heightened and it's just not the way the British girls are

when they meet who they're coupled up with and getting to know. So it's like a different show. It's a different show. I mean, it's similar, but like the vibes are completely different on each show. Here's what I will say. There is a man on Love Island USA who, I'm not kidding,

is the worst man on reality TV that I've seen in a couple years. Like he's so scary and manipulative and the way he turns things into making it the girl's fault, I actually said to the TV, I hope that there's a psychologist, professor watching this and they're clipping this and showing it to a class. Because this is 101, he actually reminded me of someone.

Yeah. And I was so, I think I was so triggered by it because I was like, oh my God, and everyone loves you because you're so hot. And like, you're the only hot guy on the show. And so there's- Oh, so people are siding with him? People are liking him.

There are some people that are like, oh, he's the worst, but he's not getting nearly as much shit as like one of the other, like one of the girls that he was with, this girl named Leah. What's an example of something he did? He was coupled up with this girl, Leah, and on Popular Opinion 2, I'm full team Leah.

He was coupled up with Leah, and then he started talking to another girl. Leah went up to him and said, why are you talking to this other girl? Do you like her, whatever. He fully made it her fault that she wasn't listening to how he felt like about the situation.

He started crying. Whenever a man starts crying because they're frustrated, that's for girls. And when we get pulled over and we're trying to get out of a speeding ticket, it's not for you guys. No. I can't do it.

I've been in so many situations recently where my comeback, not even comeback, but my explanation is, but I'm a girl and you're not. So it's like you don't get to do this. Well this is the thing, let's be honest, and I'm gonna say something controversial. Reality TV is for girls. The men on reality TV.

No, it's for girls. It's for girls. Girls are the stars of it. Girls are the ones who get the hate. Girls are the ones who get the storylines. The men are accessories. And when men are getting good edits on reality TV, it is honestly,

Scary. Should be illegal. Call your local representative. Call your local lobbyist. I've had enough with the men on reality TV getting away with actual murder. No, 100%. And will they get in trouble for some things?

Yeah, but let's be honest, if a girl did it, she'd be. No, no. No. No. So I'm just like, I'm still watching, obviously, it is getting crazy and it is good, but I will never not be a true Love Island UK fan. I think it's also, cause like when men get emotional,

like if a man cries, it's like she must have murdered someone. Where if a girl cries, it's immediately like, oh she misunderstood the situation, she's overreacting and she's trying to be a victim. When men cry to be manipulative to like, it's, I... That's like a level of, I also wanna say... That's when I'm like, oh, I'll really make you cry. People know that, I don't know if everyone knows,

but I actually loved reality TV and I can't watch it anymore because I know how the sausage is made. But how has being on reality TV affected you watching reality TV shows? Well, watching, I really only watch Love Island is the only reality TV. Sometimes Craig makes me watch 90 Day Fiance,

but they're so fucking crazy that I feel fine about my own life. So Love Island is really the only one I watch. Like I can't watch anything else on Bravo, but you can just see, I can tell what producers would have wanted and how they made their dream scenario absolutely happen. So that's a little bit of a mind fuck,

cause I'm like, you guys don't even know that, you thought this is all naturally happening. The producer said something to you specifically that changed your mind. And now we're in this scenario. And I don't think people who haven't filmed a show would ever catch on to certain things like that. So then I end up hating characters even more

because I'm like, oh my God, you went with what the producers said. You went exactly with what they wanted. And you knew it would hurt your friend and make your friend look bad. And you didn't give a fuck. Yeah. And it's, yeah, so I have a hard time

not getting so emotionally charged. For sure. I also think when people are like, oh, how did people not know this season was going to turn out the way it was it's because It's like think of a hang like when you're hanging out one person is not the star and one person is not like Completely the villain you're all just hanging out throughout the night So when it airs and one person looks like they are like a god and then one person looks like they're like the most horrible person In the world yeah people have done things

But it's never that extreme than when you're actually hanging out. And I always say, if you talk to each person about what happened, they all will give you a different narrative. Totally different version. So you just have to pray that your narrative is the one that's shown.

Right. And when you're in a large cast, it's a small percentage chance. I will say too, one difference that I found to be kind of interesting, they're the same age range UK and USA. UK truly is just more mature than us. Yeah. And like I get it because... Or is it because they sound smarter? A little bit of both. Like honestly, like I was 24 years old and I definitely acted

like the girls on Love Island USA. Like I would definitely get obsessed with someone and I don't know anything about them. But in my head I made it up. Where UK the girls are more mature. They handle situations better. They just are more mature. And I feel like that's... One thing I've always loved about the UK, and shout out to British Dave who taught me this is like they're obsessed with chat.

Is the chat good? When in America you meet a guy you're Not like oh our conversation flowed. We had good chat. You're like okay check. He's tall yeah check He has blue eyes check No, he has very into like chemistry. Yeah, do we mash do I even like laugh with him where? USA is like and I think we could learn from that. Do I wanna sleep with him? When you're going to date with a guy, is the chat good? Or are you just hilarious and you could have been talking to a brick wall? You could have been at home FaceTiming your friend.

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like chatter about Olivia Culpo and it was just like, so, I mean, people were coming for this girl's neck on some things and I really wasn't fully read into everything on TikTok and like all of it but I did see that like people were like, oh my God, we hated her looks. I saw the after one. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was kind of busy but so I didn't like watch all the TikToks and I didn't see like all the comments but you're best friends with Hailey Beaver so so I was like, let me just shoot my shot and send Olivia Colbo a DM. Have you DM'd her before? No, but then I looked back, and I've tagged her in things years ago.

I must have copied one of her outfits or just whatever. So I sent her a message, and I was just like, I didn't see a bunch of stuff, but you looked gorgeous at your wedding, and you just like, I didn't see a bunch of stuff, but like you looked gorgeous at your wedding and you looked stunning and like don't worry about anything. She messaged me back and was like, thank you so much. Like it's been tough, but like I appreciate it.

And I just like sent another message, come on Giggly Squad, no I didn't. But I was like, no I'm obsessed with you. But I just felt so bad. Like regardless of if you like someone's wedding dress or not, like, and yeah, she's like a public figure and people are allowed to have opinions and say they don't like it.

But I don't know for whatever reason, I think because I've been a fan of her for so long, I felt like, okay, but she's still a girl sitting at home looking at messages being like, you looked horrible on your wedding. Which is like, what we've been trained to be the biggest day of our lives. And so for that, I felt so bad.

So first, let's acknowledge that you only messaged her to make me jealous, cause of the Haley stuff. Number two, bigger, bigger. This was bigger than you? It was not like a girl's girl thing. It was actually a girl and girl crime. Don't let her confuse you. This was literally just about me. This was calculated.

I did just start filming reality TV again, so I am in it. Not okay. I am not okay and I am in it. I do have to warn people, yeah, during the episodes of the next two or three months. It will go rogue and there will be mental breakdowns. I'm having a hard time seeing again, so.

Big picture with the Olivia Coppola thing is we're at this insane time where back then, for people to critique things, it would come from the mass media, where now anyone could judge it and it get the virality of way more than a newspaper. What are these words? Virality?

Sorry, sorry, I don't know what that came from. But a girl's viral TikTok definitely does better than a magazine did. Absolutely. And then we're at the point not only where anyone's opinion could be considered like group mentality, whether it's right or wrong, but now the celebrity also can directly respond to them, and honestly it's chaos. No, it's chaotic.

And I don't think like our society knows yet how to manage like these opinions going viral of anyone at any time. Sometimes people do opinions that they don't expect to go viral, and then when it goes viral, they get hate, because they just thought it was kind of a joke or kind of an opinion, but people are like, how could you have that opinion? So then celebs, when they comment, it tends to get worse.

Tends to get worse, because then it's like a David vs. Goliath type situation, where it's like, oh, youka live type situation where it's like Oh, you're coming for this small creator type thing Yeah, but then it's also like this is a human who feels attacked by the entire internet. Yeah, so we are in Game of Thrones. It's literally It's really stressful out there. And so I just like felt bad because I was like, oh my god If that happened to me like on my wedding day I'm like I love this fucking dress

and then everyone was just like you're disgusting I hate it. Do you know what I would say to the girls and this could be powerful and I'm not saying anyone was in the wrong but if you have a moment where you want to go on a rant about like how Olivia Colpo said she didn't put mascara on, but she had a lash lift, so she's a liar. Take that energy. Which is such a like. Take that energy, and we're not saying you're wrong. Yeah, no.

It's a fact. Yep. Take that energy and ruin a man's day with it. And that's all we've tried to say since we started. Because you're smart, you know what's going on, use it. In tune with things. In tune with things. You can see behind.

Should be a lawyer. Let's take that, put it towards the enemy. We don't. Which is the men. Girl and girl crime is not what we need to do right now. I had one sentence that I kept saying all weekend and people started to get annoyed with me by the end of it and I kept saying, how do you guys run the country?

And I couldn't stop saying it because at every turn, here I am baffled. Or to men. Yeah, I said, and your species is in charge of all this. But this is crazy, because the women run everything but the country, and that's where I get worried. Craig's actually getting really mad at me recently,

because I keep saying, you guys aren't natural born leaders, because I saw one TikTok. I saw the same TikTok, we have the same algorithm. And it's now. Can we discuss it? It's now, my religion. How much time do we have? Can we discuss it? Absolutely. I have like an hour for this. Let's go.

Men are not natural born leaders is the thing that was said that sounds fucking, it hits. So deep in the depths. It was almost like my ancestors were like, this is what we've been trying to tell you guys. And you know why I understand, because you know when you're in preschool,

who is the person that decides she has to stand up? I said she already. It was me who said, everyone sit down. I'm the teacher now, bitch. I mean, we could go as far back as Adam and Eve, okay? Because Eve got the apple, gave it to Adam. Why didn't Adam get his ass up and look for his own apple? So like we could go even further back.

Here's the other thing, military, all men pretty much, they're taking orders from other men. They love taking orders. They love being told what to do. Because men are dogs, women are cats. Wow, we just figured out everything. And what this girl said in her TikTok was essentially like, the way you can tell

that men aren't natural born leaders is because when they're outside the home doing their job, that's their job. Like they're taking orders from someone, they know what they're doing that day, great. When they come home, they don't know where anything is, they don't know what time kids have to be picked up. And women are doing all of the work stuff they're doing and also know where everyone that lives in their house is at every moment. And so it's a fact though. I do have to say,

if you're listening and you're still on the fence No, it's definitely at least Market marketing scheme if you still don't want to buy our Tupperware 1999 we're gonna slash that price right now. Think about your mom and dad. And someone has a key to the nuclear weapon, the codes. Who are you giving that key to? My mom.

First of all, my dad's losing it. The man doesn't even have an email address. They wouldn't even be able to give it to him. Okay, also just think about like going on vacation. Has anyone, has anyone seen their dad pack not only for himself, but for anyone else in the home? Why do whenever you go anywhere with your parents, your mom has a whole duffel bag for what everyone needs.

Your dad doesn't even have a wallet your mom has a whole duffel bag for what everyone needs. Incidentals. Your dad doesn't even have a wallet. No. He has a clip. No. He's running the world with a clip. I don't think so. My dad has a rubber band.

A rubber band. My dad. Our nation is being held on by a rubber band. Literally a thread. Here's another example. Anytime you're with a man and you have a purse, they say, can I put my stuff in your purse? Where would they have put any of their things? Because they didn't think.

They don't think about anything. They live so like moment to moment in the moment and we're big picture people. And you know what I would say, it sounds peaceful as fuck. It sounds happy. I wish. And some would say yes men are less emotional

because they are living in the moment. Because they can. All I say to Craig all day long is, wow, I wish I could date someone like me. And that really gets him. And if your boyfriend is pissing you off, it's so subtle, but yet they will think about it for days. I say, wow, you have a great life.

I wish that I could meet someone like me. Gosh, how less stressed I would be if someone just knew where all the things were in my home and didn't even live here. How crazy. No, I do have to say, shout out to Des. I don't know how I did it, but I found a guy who, because he's been single for so long, has had to, like, function on his own. So he... It took him 47 years. He's forced into it.

No, a boot camp. And if someone would see his lifestyle, would they recommend it to people? No. No one would be like, he's doing it well, but he is doing it and he doesn't need me. Right. But let's just say that when his nephew comes over he goes

Yeah, we're going to des. It's the messy place Yeah, and we had friends over this weekend, and I said you guys there's no rules like you can be messy here like I don't We don't have like pillows on top of pillows like we don't do adult things guess why? Cuz the woman has doesn't her shit together. Right. So if I don't do it, it won't be done. It won't be done. And I've just, honestly, mom is busy right now. I have Fallon on Tuesday.

Like I have stuff. You have things going on. I can't get throw pillows. Hannah, my boyfriend didn't pack for a two week trip. Didn't pack. Yeah, I don't think you're understanding it. Didn't pack. Did his mom not help him? Outfits for a trip we were on for two weeks.

We got there the first day. He said, I really want to go shopping. I go, really? Like, that's the first thing you're like, okay, yeah. Like, I'll go shopping. He bought so many things. He wore them for the entire trip. And then I put together, did you pack for this trip?

He goes, no, why would I pack when I'm gonna buy things here? So I'm just, I was having a hard time. I go, not only did I spend seven months putting my outfits together, then went through a month period where I gas lit myself that my outfits were horrible. Okay, so I was dealing with that mental process.

So I don't, again, how are you running the country? Remember growing up, we actually were told women couldn't run the country because we were too emotional? Like that was actually like the end of the argument. People were like, yeah, because women are emotional. When meanwhile, I'm like, was my mom emotional when she had to raise two children with two jobs

and her own husband? I've never seen my mom cry. Literally, I've seen my mom cry. I'm not kidding. I have seen my mom cry three times in my life. Wait, you're so right. I have seen my dad cry, oh my god, probably 45 times. Mom doesn't have time to cry.

No, literally, she probably loved to schedule in a good fucking sob, but the bitch is busy. She doesn't have the luxury of just letting one rip. And you know what, it all comes full circle. This is what happens when we skip a week, it gets too deep. No, it gets too dark. We've been working hard, obviously manifesting all these dreams, and then now there's kids on the horizon, possibly. For who?

Oh, not me. Well, not me. Not us, but I'm saying, in the next stage. Oh, like children are being born. Children are being born. There is another generation. For women. Yeah.

And then it's like, you have to either teach him, which again is leadership, how to take care of the kids, or just become a lesbian. My friend Becca's a lesbian and she said parenting is so easy because they both are capable. No, do you wanna- She was like, Hannah, it's the easiest thing I've ever done. I think about lesbian couples so much.

Well, one, because I'm fully on lesbian TikTok, but like, oh, all I think about is, wow, your guy's apartment must be so fucking organized. Do you know before a date? And it must smell so good. Before a date, they get ready together. Like they curl each other's hair. And they like tell each other like, this looks good, this looks cute.

They like, they get ready together. All I've been looking is for someone to split the bill with my skincare. Just like sharing bathroom products and like clothes. It's just, ugh. I think you have the potential. Like your life can go many ways. Not to be like psychic about it, but like I could see you like having kids,

like whatever, like even soon potentially. Yep. Rome wedding. And then, or somewhere else in Italy. I'm getting a couple places in Italy. You're getting a few visions. Or you go full Breaking Bad and you have a full Miley Cyrus,

Caitlin Carter-esque moment. You want me to be a lesbian? Where you're like. So you want me to shave my head, become a lesbian, do not like who I am as a person. Maybe. You want me to start wearing Crocs,

which is against my religion. Me and Crocs know that about each other. No, it just like, I unfortunately do love men. Do you think you and Craig are like kind of in a lesbian relationship though? Absolutely. There are many times where I'm like, you're being like Ellen DeGeneres right now

and I'm not down with it. And it's mainly about his appearance. I'm like, you literally look like Ellen DeGeneres. now and I'm not down with it. And it's mainly about his appearance. I'm like, you literally look like Ellen DeGeneres. I think a lot of straight girls, their men are in lesbian relationships. Yeah, I'm in a lesbian relationship with Craig. Because Craig talks about his feelings 10 times more than I've ever even thought about talking about my feelings.

And that's what I heard about lesbian relationships, it's a lot of talking about feelings. That's the part I couldn't do. Like during sex they're talking. No, no. And they're eating hummus. I could do the hummus. Maybe not during sex.

Jessica Kyrsten said they eat hummus and they talk about their feelings a lot. No, I couldn't do that. See, because Des, sometimes I want to keep talking about my feelings, which is not healthy. And he'll just start playing his golf game on his phone. I am Des. And I'm like, you know what? That's what I, I don't need someone enabling my

intrusive thoughts every time I have one. He's like, I've hit my limit for today. He's like, it's so healthy, I'll be harping on something as you know I harp. You do harp. I'm a harper. I will harp until there's nothing left to harp about. And he's like, we're done.

That's a good baby name for you, Harper. Harper. A little too Southern. Not that Southern's bad. It just looks like sorority. Got it. Yep. He will literally put his foot down and be like,

and I'm done with this today. Yeah. No, there's so many times Craig has been speaking to me, and I just start playing TikToks. I'm like, sorry, I don't want to be rude and say I was done with this conversation. This was supposed to be that, and you're not getting it. It's actually not rude.

It means you really love the person. But I feel like with friends, they shouldn't do that. I would never do that to a friend. No, I would, well, no, I would never do that to a girl. No, but in a relationship when you could tell, okay, you're trauma dumping, and I'm enabling your trauma dump, where with friends, that's what friends are for

No, I there's nothing I love more than being with my friend and being negative about everything and Honestly repeating the same story like 400 times over and over and over because there might be a small Anecdote that we didn't forget or we analyze or it could inspire a story. We forgot to tell by repeating that other story I'm so hot. I might throw Let's get into some things. that other story. I'm so hot I might throw up. Let's get into some things we're watching. Okay. So there's a lot going on. No I'm literally getting lightheaded. Do you want to pause? Do you want to get a water? Pause for a second. Turn the air on. Oh no we do not want bathing. okay, so she commented on Giggly Squad, I fear the dancing video is giving very much millennial energy,

which is, you know, my biggest, like, insecurity. Who did? Grace. Oh. And it has 700 likes. LAUGHS So I watched a Nickelback documentary. LAUGHS

Okay. You thought, Grace thought you were a millennial with the dancing. This is insane. I didn't even know they were still alive. They're literally like younger than death. No, I'm just kidding. So it's basically about like, why does everyone hate Nickelback? Yeah.

Do you remember there was a time when Nickelback was just Nickelback? Yeah. Which shows our age, but like Nickelback. They were fine, nobody hated them. Look at this photograph. Yeah, there was a time when Nickelback was just Nickelback? Yeah, which is shows our age, but like Nickelback They were fine. Nobody hated them. Look at this There's like all the sudden there was like this culture. Well, it was when they put their album. Oh, no, it's not Nickelback What they do who was the person that like you too? When like back of the eye everyone had it on their I've tunes. Yeah, and didn't ask, there was no consent.

No consent. No consent, and U2 was on our, but U2's fine, U2's respected. Nickelback has become a meme. I think the guy's hair didn't do him, I mean, look. I kind of feel bad for them. You feel bad, but then you watch the documentary and it's definitely made by them and it's trying to make them more relatable.

And you're kind of like, yeah, this guy doesn't deserve to be canceled, but like, I don't. Did they bring up how they became just a joke? Yeah, it was like literally, and the guy who's the main guy was like, the other guys in the band don't get it, like it's much harder for me, cause like I'm the star, I'm the face of the band, so everyone like hates me and knows who I am, but I'm also like, yeah,

and that's what comes with being the star of the band. Yeah, and maybe you're the reason why everyone hates me and knows who I am. But I'm also like, yeah, and that's what comes with being a star of the band. Yeah, and maybe you're the reason why everyone hates. Maybe the other guys didn't do it. And he's, I hate this. The drummer's like, please leave me out of this. I literally haven't said a word. He also dated Avril Lavigne, which I, and like. Oh, he did?

Yeah, like he's, and I don't know the man, but you didn't watch the documentary, being like that man deserves to get all the hate. He does not, but you didn't leave it like justice for that man. Like. I rarely leave an interaction with a man and think justice for him.

Because I personally do not think they should get any hate like as in they have such incredible music. They worked really hard to be where they're at. Yeah. And yeah, some people say it's corny or whatever. I mean, there was a time where people loved listening to it. It was played more on the radio than the Beatles. Someone argued they got so big it got overexposed.

But then people would be like, oh, it's like pop rock bullshit. And I'm like, if you think that's too poppy, then what about pop songs that are literally just repeating a girl's voice over and over again? You don't hate on music. It's like calling music hack when some people enjoy it. So that was my thesis on Nicoback documentary. I didn't love the documentary.

What was it on? Netflix. Netflix. But then I went to, I believe, HBO to watch the Taylor Swift Scooter Braun documentary. Oh. Which no one's been talking about. No one's been talking about that.

I saw that on the platforms, but I scrolled. Yeah, I think, well, people were trying to be like, why is no one talking about this? She's the biggest artist in the world. And it's because when I was watching it, no one's hiding anything. It's actually, one, not that interesting, and B, it's very like pop news done, like you tell it's done by like a TMZ type thing. But long story-

Oh, I hate those type of designers. Because I get so excited for them, and then I'm like, oh, this is like a fake- It's three journalists talking. And they say the same thing in different sentences. Oh, 100%. So the whole artistic vision was the first one is Taylor's version of what happened,

and the second one is Scooter Braun's version of what happened. But it's just like, clearly journalists who hate Taylor Swift in the second one and journalists who love her in the first one. But what I gained from it factually is that Taylor Swift was offered her masters. If you don't know what masters are, which I didn't know,

I still don't know what masters are. No, masters. The original recording? No, no, not the original. It means, yeah, the original recording. So like she owns the song, the music, whatever, but those actual recordings are the masters. So when her, whatever people were gonna sell it,

they offered it to her. But they didn't just say like, hey, you could buy it for whatever you want. They said, you could buy it, but you have to do an album if you want the masters to a previous album. Every time you want the masters to a previous album, you need to do a new album for us.

So that's not a good offer or fair or what she wanted. Right. So that's- She didn't auto- You don't automatically- The label automatically owns the master. Yes. Even though you own the rights to the song.

Yes. Okay. So that's why she was able to re-record it. And she's like, I guess it was oversimplified, but she basically said, you know, I wasn't able to buy my masters. I wasn't even aware that he was selling it to Scooter. Like, and she basically told her, the Swifties,

like, make this known that this is wrong. So they all came for Scooter and stuff. So Scooter is like... Do you think Scooter is the name he was born... Scott, I looked it up. First of all, never trust a man that goes by Scooter. Well, that's the biggest grape I have here. How did we get from Scott to Scoot?

To Scooter. It's just, just be Scott. Who has a nickname that's longer than their original name? Sociopaths. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's giving Braxton. It doesn't sit well.

I didn't want to say the B word. Oh my God, I didn't even say, I met Alex in Braxton at the wedding. Wait, tell me like the scene, give me the scene. I was at, we were in Saint Tropez, I was at like a welcome, sorry, I was in Saint Tropez, just at a five star resort in Wax, Braxton. No, I was at a welcome party, like wedding party,

and I was with Rachel, Rachel from The Bachelorette, Matt and Rachel, Matt James. Okay, I've never met her, but we're like pretend best friends. No. Is she like a girl's girl? I love her so freaking much. Is she a giggler? I actually don't know if she's a giggler.

But she's like friends with us. Yeah, like she gets it. Like she's our vibe. Like she's funny. Did you guys talk about me? I don't know if we did talk about you. I'm so sorry. Why did you not talk about me? I don't know if we did talk about you. I'm so sorry. Why did you not lead with me?

Why did you not lead? Hi, I'm Paige. Do you know Hannah? Hi, I'm Hannah Burner's best friend. I go by Paige. That's crazy behavior. Because that's how I lead with people. Because you want to know what? When I first really saw her, we were in a club. Also, you didn't know that she and I are friendly.

I didn't know that you guys knew each other. We don't know each other, but yeah. Got it. So I was with Rachel and she was like, oh my God, I have to introduce you to Alex because she's friends with them. So I walked over and I saw Alex. Obviously she's so pretty on the internet,

but she's so cute and pretty in person. And she just, like I immediately felt like, oh my God, I have to protect you. You're just like a young girl. I hugged her, she was like, oh my God, I'm such a fan. I said, I'm felt like oh my god. I have to protect you. You're just like a young girl I hugged her she was like oh my god. I'm such a fan I said, I'm such a fan of you, and then I turned to Braxton I was so nervous because I was like no I we dragged your name three years all in good fun I'm good fun. He was so nice. I think he saw the videos I Don't know probably okay, but it wasn't brought up, but it wasn't brought up

It was very quick, and I wasn't like oh, we got take a picture together anything. I said hi We were very nice, and then like the party kept going, but they were so Like normal just like normal people and just like really cool She's human I touched her yeah, she's a real person, she's alive. She didn't have snakes coming out of her hair. No, and it was just like being at a normal wedding. Everyone kind of chilled with their table. Yeah, we didn't even bring it up.

There's this crazy wedding that was going on. I think it got a lot of attention because it was a vast amount of, not just influencers, but personalities and people. Like random. If you tell your mom to shut up and you don't pay taxes, you were at that party. There were a lot of people at that party

that in the third grade said, fuck you, mom. And yes, that actually nails it. And then actually there was some drama, and I don't wanna call you out, because it is the summer. You go to the wedding and you post all these photos and then your caption, and at first I said, how dare they try to pit two women against each other? Page writes something along the lines of,

this was the greatest, most amazing, best, most beautiful wedding I've ever been to. What'd you say? I said the most gorgeous wedding I've ever been to. What'd you say? I said the most gorgeous wedding I've ever been to. And I'm gonna be honest, when I was about to post that thread, I said, Paige, you can't post that. That thread?

Post that. You're such a millennial. What is it called? The photo caption? The carousel of photos. Oh, dump. The dump, yeah. Great dump.

Whatever, the kids are fucking saying. When I was gonna post all those photos I was like, okay, I can't do a caption about me when it's I was at someone else's wedding I can't not include a photo of a wedding that I was at and just act like oh I went on I can't not Attack my best friend's wedding also. So I was just like I don't even know what I'm making this best wedding ever But I feel like everyone says that for every wedding they've ever been to. You're getting defensive, breathe. I'm hot.

Yeah, it is like 400 degrees here because we don't like the air conditioning because it makes a bad sound in the back. So are you making a statement that you- That I lied. I, you don't have, you don't- It was the most gorgeous wedding I've ever had. So.

Can you at least do a compliment sandwich and say something nice about my wedding? Your wedding was the most fun I've ever had at a wedding. Do you even remember my wedding? No, and that's why I was so much fun. I blacked out the second I got there. I remember you walking down the aisle, talk about me never crying.

I cried like a fucking baby at your wedding to the point where Craig turned around and was like, are you seriously crying this much? I was like, that's my best friend, and then she came here, that's so nice. So your wedding was the most fun wedding I've ever been to. This was a spectacle of a, like, I could, the scenery, everything, the outfits, like it was. When you're at a wedding, well thank you for clarifying

because I was getting a lot of tags and I didn't want to speak for you Because I thought you were lying did Do you feel weird talking to the bride when you go to a wedding? I always feel like it's like a celebrity that you don't want to bother eating honestly stay away I don't know what I feel like making eye contact with the bride is disrespectful I'm like you don't don't even come to my table to say hi. You have so many other things to do. I feel like it's rude to like actively want to talk

to the bride and groom. To take any of their time. Yeah, I'm like, who am I? But then what if the bride is like, why is everyone ignoring me? I honestly, they had so many people and so many different events that I truly do think they did like talk to, like that to everyone.

But actually I didn't talk to them at the wedding. No, out of respect. Cause I talked to them the day before, what else was I to say? Out of respect. Kendall Jenner wore your dress? Kendall Jenner wore a navy blue, Jacques Mousse dress and everyone was like, oh my God, she looks so good.

This is insane. Sorry, I already wore it to meet Victoria Beckham. So I'm like, Kendall my God, she looks so good. This is insane. Sorry, I already wore it to meet Victoria Beckham. Ah! So I'm like, Kendall is a giggler. Kendall's a giggler? Mm-hmm. Could have tagged. Could have tagged.

Could have said, I was listening to Paige meet Victoria Beckham and she wore a stunning outfit and I was like, I'm gonna wear that. Maybe she is a giggler because of Hailey. Let's talk about Justin Bieber reposting you. It's honestly, it's a weird thing with the phone because like you see it, but it doesn't really process. It's not like you're like, he was like, hey, Hannah,

like that's a funny post, I'm sharing it. If there's one man in the arts we support, it's Bieber. No, yeah, just like when on my phone and I started getting like mentions like crazy and I hadn't done anything and just, like, went on my phone and I started getting, like, mentions like crazy and I hadn't done anything and I'm like, this is weird. And then the gigglers were sending me a screenshot and it was crazy because it was like the only story he posted.

I also feel like we manifested that because the first time we ever did a live show, I walked off stage and I said, I understand what Justin Bieber feels. Justin Bieber feels connected to us. And I feel like in the universe, I was like, us and Justin Bieber feels. Justin Bieber feels connected to us. And I feel like in the universe, I was like, us and Justin Bieber. But I also wonder, did he watch it and think,

wow, that was hilarious. So that's really funny. But yeah, we didn't even talk about Hailey. I actually, I don't think I even told you because I wanted to annoy you. Did I tell you I was interviewing Hailey? No, you didn't. Oh yeah, I wanted to annoy you. No, we talked about was interviewing Hailey? No, you didn't. Oh yeah, I wanted to annoy you.

No, we talked about this on the pod. We talked about the pod? Oh yeah, we did the belly bump and everything. So yeah, that was just the aftermath with Justin. But I get it, it's kind of like when me and you hang out and Craig tries to FaceTime us because he knows we're having fun, which is valid.

They wanna, you know. So what are you talking about? What's going on? Are you talking about me? Are you involved? Um, final thought. Oh yeah, I'm watching Breaking Bad still. Get over it.

I think it's finally starting to get good at like season. 27? I'm one of those people that's like season 73. I kind of like where the plot's going. Yeah. So, are you watching anything besides Love Island? Just my life fall apart. I'm gonna jet. Well with that said, Tuesday, 3 a.m. Eastern,

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