Giggly Squad - Giggling about our Gen Z correspondent, hotel beds, and being wedding guests

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Okay, Google slappers. This pause is about to slap. Yeah, it is. That sounded violent. No, but in the most respectful way. There's so much for us to talk about, but before we get into all the crazy tea, we have a very special guess. And you guys know we don't just throw anyone on the pod. No, we don't. We really

vet them. We have the CEO of Giggly's Club. Our head Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Um, because we need premium content. And people want to know the main question when I asked on Instagram about what should we ask our Gen Z correspondent, was how the hell did she get this job? Lina, did you even want to work for us? Um, no. And that's why we hired her. I don't even know. I think one day when you guys were doing the labs, I DM do something funny and then you

thought it was funny and then I kept being funny and then you kept thinking it was funny and then you were like, wow, we're gonna actually start doing this. So do you want to do the social media? And then I was like, well yeah, because I graduated college into a pandemic, I need a job. And now here we are like a year and a half later. A year and a half later. Yeah. It's true. People are always like, how do I get a job. And now here we are like a year and a half later. A year and a half later. Yeah. It's true. People are always like, how do I get a job?

Elena would do these summaries, do you remember Paige? Yes. The Instagram lives that we did. That we're so fucking funny, because she's also making fun of us, which is the key to our hearts. And she just kept sending me like the funniest shit. And I'm like, you're really, really funny.

Like I want to surround myself with people that are smarter and funnier and cooler than me and that is Elena. You did it. So Elena, Gen Z Correspondent, we have some serious questions from us and the gigglers. First of all, do you know how to write in cursive? Yeah, I learned the cursive alphabet in second grade, but I don't remember it being required for anything after that. Okay, wow. Who is more choo-gey?

Hanarme. Okay, so I knew this was going to be a question, and my whole thing is like, you don't wanna know the answer. Ah! No, we do. We do because we want a course cracked. Yeah. I feel nervous because my hair is parted on the side. So I am gonna switch it immediately

before you give your answer. I don't know. I feel like I literally, I feel like I just literally talk to Hannah every day, so it would have to be her. It's a great answer. She looks like she looks like she makes someone chuggy. Yeah, what about Miss Chuggy? Um, I don't know. I think I make fun of you a lot for your TikTok sometimes. And I think that's mostly just it. I also like, also pages transitions on TikTok

are all really fun things. They're so bad. You know they're so bad. I don't know how the kids are making these TikToks. My first year on TikTok, I was just using it like, what is it called musically, where I just was like, lip syncing, and she was like, you can make your own videos, you know, and I was like,

Oh yeah. Well, my own she was like, you can make your own videos, you know? And I was like, well, my own thing was like, you were literally just using kick-talk as like, dumb smash? Yeah. But like, for sounds that weren't even viral, so I was like, how the fuck is she finding these things? Like, is she just like remembering a scene from a movie and like, I have to do that?

Well, I didn't realize people were just using viral sounds. I thought you were trying to find like a cool new sound. I was lost do that. I didn't realize people were just using viral sounds. I thought you were trying to find a cool new sound. I was lost and scared. You don't have to do that. Alina, what is a pick me girl? Wow, I've been dying to know this. I mean, I feel like the only way to describe it would be the girl that's like,

I only get along with these guys. Like I'm any kind of guys. describe it would be like the girl that's like, I only get along with guys, like I'm only conscious of guys. It would be shit like that. Yeah, yeah. So she like needs constant affirmation from men or like really wants attention from men and then brags about it. Perhaps, I don't know. I can also say what we think these things are.

Yeah, yeah. Go for it. Because I thought a pick me girl was like the girl in the group that is so annoying and like we'll wait around for whoever is last standing at like a bar or club for a guy to like say come home with me. I'm energy. Okay,'m energy. Okay, same energy.

Okay, what is a bra girl? Dude, when you sound me that question, I have no idea. Like I've seen it on TikTok the only way that I can describe it, like, like, exudes the energy, would be like the girl that was in school, that, like, always just being like wearing a knee brace for the reason, and you're like kind of scared of her. You know what I mean? But yeah, I feel like that's like people energy.

I thought that was like the girl that is like, I'm a guys girl. Yeah. I was like, maybe. I think someone called me that too. I'm basically just going up and what the Gen Zs are calling me on TikTok. So basically what this segment is, is you projecting.

Oh yeah. Yeah, it's literally just Hannah's insults and then getting it explained to her. Okay, what does Link mean? Page, what do you think Link means? To like meet up with someone. Like we're gonna link. Or does it mean, like, sex? I would not just be like, I guess, like, a feeling.

I feel like you guys have talked about that before. So, sneak away and give it a sneak- I didn't give it a sneak- Yeah, I've never been like doing a link out. Link up, does that mean hook up or hang out? Like, do you have to link, like, does a girl have to link with a guy or can I link with like one of my girlfriends to get like Starbucks? I do not say this word. I don't know. But I should just say like yeah. Yeah just like take it right out of your vocabulary.

Okay. I was I was I was linking with this guy last night. I don't know. No, I don't think Link was super long. That's not how you use that. That's not how you use it. I think take that to TikTok. So, that's what happens. Just like, I give a comment. I was sick of getting harassed by Gen Z's, but yeah, I will, because I'm a masochist.

Do you have a question? Yeah. Do people like Bryce Hall? And I'm going to tell you something. I don't know if I know what he is. He's the one who dated Addison Ray. Um, that's like the people that like Bryce Hall are the people that are also, I feel like, 10 years younger than me.

Got it. Right. You know who I do think is hot, and I get, and there's someone else I don't know his name. Little hug. He does the, no, don't know who that is at all. He does the podcast with Dave Portnoy, the BFF podcast. I think that they're in the same content house.

Yeah, what's that guy's name? Pitchy, I also don't know.'s name? PGP also don't know. Okay, he's hot. I don't know. I don't know any of their names. I don't know any of their names. Okay, Elena, what is the she's point to the vein dance? Like we point to your vein and they go she or she's.

So it's definitely not a dance. It's kind of funny when you're in the moment you just do it and then is it does it have to do with like doing drugs in your arm? Wow we sound like such moms is this drug related? I think that you're doping no are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed? Are you doing weed Kids these days. Elena, can you please use bet in a sentence? Bet. It means like, hell yeah. Right? It means like, agreed.

Like that was me doing it when you said that to do it. Okay. Like if I said, hey, meet me tomorrow morning to get ice coffee, you'd say bet. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. I said hey meet me tomorrow morning to get ice coffee you'd say bet oh Okay, got it got it got it. I used to date a guy Couple months ago and he was younger than me and he used to say it all the time and I Was just like no my brothers as all the time I literally will say anything to my older brother Got it., if they'd bet. I'm just like, sure. I like that. I got it.

Like, do you want to play a bet? And he's like, okay, bet. Okay. What does bus in mean? I saw bus in meant like, dancing. Okay. I thought it meant, I thought it meant you're getting to school on time. Okay.

Bus in bus. Is it like, working? I thought it meant you're getting to school on time. Okay. Bussin. Bussin. Is it like twerking? I would say no. Wow, that's exactly what I thought it was. I thought it was like a different form of twerking. Yeah, it didn't make the starryance say like, Bussin. But she didn't mean it. She didn't mean dancing.

Okay, here's another one. Does no one part their hair on the side? Because I thought Addison Ray did it at the Met Gala. She did. Shout out Addison. I just don't. I'm sorry. You can't. Do any of your friends? No. Wow. Okay. Okay. Do you guys think that guys with one dangly earring are hot? I kind of hate that. Yeah, I hate that too. Okay. I hate to see it Now just a question in general of how you guys live your life Do you use Snapchat and Instagram and TikTok and Twitter and YouTube.

I feel like I use snapchat, but it's like all of, it's just groups. Like I don't snapchat people. Got it. So groups of people. But I utilize. So you have friends. I mean, I don't.

You have other friends besides us. Because I was never invited to a snapchat group. We're just super weird. I don't even have Snapchat. So, have you noticed Paige, younger girls, if they like want a picture, they pull up their Snapchat? Yeah, I have noticed that. And they're smarter.

They're good. I do that, and then I say that if I'm Snapchat, is Instagram still up for me? Is Instagram so cool for you guys? I mean, if you look at my grid, I've been dark for over a year now, but I close some like close friends story a lot. You do.

Got it. So we haven't talked about close friends, and I think close friends is where it's at. You're most effective on TikTok though. Like scrolling, yeah. I never scroll Instagram, even though, so you guys, it's though we are here for our demographic we're big on Insta we're big on Insta you guys are huge on Instagram

yeah you're such a hit yeah oh my god are you guys boy in crocs is that is that in yeah I'm wearing crocs right now are Are you doing? Wow. Are you, do you buy the pants? Yeah, I bought socks. Yeah, you're gonna see how people do. Oh, interesting. OK. Wow. OK. Wow.

And you wear them with socks. Yeah, I'm wearing your ankle length Nike socks right now. OK. Interesting. Interesting. I'm literally just in my studio. How are, how should girls be doing their eyebrows now? I don't know, whatever looks right to frame your face.

Currently, I like, uh, because you have great eyebrows. Yeah, I kind of do like the laminated look. I use like, I would really use like the poly D got to be blue, hair and gel. Poly D like the- Do you like the- Do you like the- I do like the- I do like- Yeah. Like, okay, I'm on that

trend. I'm on that trend. I lemonade my eyebrows. Wait, lemonade. Like how you lemonade paper? Like when it's gonna rain outside and you lemonade it, you walk out exactly like that. Have you ever seen those like makeup tutorials where they have like a sheet of paper over them and they're like gluing it up. I don't do that. I just use like a spoolie and then the shit there. So people aren't making their eyebrows super dark anymore. I guess not. Like drawing it intensely. Oh, no. I feel like everything's a lot lighter.

Like even when it comes to like the face of your face with foundation and stuff. I have another question. In terms of fashion, when the Y2K trend came, did you guys know that it was from a previous era? But like what articles of clothing are you talking about specifically? All of it. Yeah, literally all of it. Like the bucket hats, the spaghetti straps, the low rise, the mixed patterns.

Yeah. I don't know. I just thought I was going to get it. Do you know what plagiarism is? It's what Olivia Rodrigo did to Paramore. This has become a call out. No. Okay, one final question is Ben Affleck and J. Lo fake. I think they're just vibing. They're just vibing. But here's the other thing, Hannah, they don't know them from the original True, true, getting together true

Like to them, there are new couple I found out that they got back together When they felt that's the other One more are you guys aware that screen time is correlating to depression anxiety now you guys trying to lower your screen time is correlating to depression, anxiety, and are you guys trying to lower your screen time? My screen time is about like four hours every week, like four hours a day. I feel like it's not bad. That's actually not bad. That's not bad. What's yours? Sure. Minus four hours average. Wow. However, it's down 50% from the week before because I was at a wedding. So it's eight hours. Okay, my average is seven. Yeah, that's crazy. It's not bad.

But you work like on your phone, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, we're doing intensive work. Yeah, yeah, we're doing intensive work. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Literally your job. Now, Elaine, it should be higher. It should be higher. It should be higher. It means you're being lazy, Bill.

No, that's a full work day, bitch. Elena, do you have any final words for the giglers? As the sole Gen Z correspondent to help them stay cool, I feel like everyone should just know that I am 24 years old, so I am at like the first Gen Z. Okay, so you're saying because that was born in 97. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, but that's why we can relate to you because you know a little bit about us. Also your sister told me to tell you hello Which one I don't know

Alaina we love you so much everyone you've all liked hysterical memes clips stories hysterical memes clips stories Basically this bitch is behind everything so we love you so much Elena and thank you for letting us torture you on a public platform Yes, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you honey. Okay, you can get out of here Okay, so it's safe to say that Elena Do we just know she's not she's done say she hates us hate us who doesn't't hate their boss though You know what I thought you were something right who doesn't hate their boss No, what I love about her is Yeah, she'll never give me what I want like I'll try to make her laugh and she will never give it to me

And then nothing I have to just keep trying all of my cousins are Genzy too and they all have that same attitude where like nothing phases them. We're over here spiraling. We're having a moment where you just hung out with your friend and now you're questioning everything you said and you're like a mind. I think that we annoy her. No we were. I think that we ruined her day. I think that we ruined her day. I love that for her. Okay, Hannah, let's get back into like millennial things. Yeah, let's go back to normal.

Let's try. There were a lot of gigglers though that had questions, so I hope that we were able to answer some of them for you. Let's get into it. Paige, how was your week? How was your weekend? What were you up to? Okay, the craziest. I very, very last minute ended up going to Aspen for a wedding. And I'd never been to Aspen in the fall. The vibes. The vibes were amazing. But let me tell you something. I, in true form, like to make an entrance, you know, to anything that I go to. So, Friday, I get to the house that I'm staying at. And, you know, I'm there a couple hours,

you know, I'm trying to hydrate. Altitude sickness is no joke. So, I'm there a couple hours. You know, I'm trying to hydrate altitude sickness is no joke, so I'm trying to drink all my water, do the things I had to drink any alcohol. Were there any new alcohol? The altitude's different, be careful. I knew before because one time I went to Aspen with Perry and I threw up everywhere. And he, let's just say, he wasn't, you know,

he wasn't keen on me being the drunkest girl everywhere we went. But hey, it was a fun time. So I knew that like it's no joke and I knew that my body like doesn't acclimate as quickly as everyone else is. They actually sell oxygen in like these little things at the grocery store. So I've like gotten a bunch of those and I'm just like, it's like an inhaler. Oh my god And so I will get up I like like like drug dealing oxygen you want some ox Yeah, I'm like can you like do you have the bigger can? So I am like getting up to get water. It's like nighttime at this point

I'm getting up to get water and all of the sudden my vision starts going and I yell. I'm fainting. Why, you couldn't even enjoy the fainting. You had a, you had a nary or a fainting. I push, push myself up against the wall and slither at least, can can feel myself slithering down. My friends said that my eyes were wide open though and that it was the scariest thing ever

and that I was straight up having a seizure for like 30 seconds. Wait, and you weren't drunk? No, I hadn't drank anything. That's so scary. It's like not a joke, note, seriously, not a joke. They're altitude sickness. And then someone else that I was with

was like throwing up all night. It's a whole thing. So you fainted and then you were kind of like, I'm good now. Yeah, no, I popped back up. It was like, I'm good. So I lost you for 30 seconds, but bitch is back Honestly, I needed some alone time We that's crazy. So how was your wedding weekend?

My wedding weekend was fun, but it was like there's different kinds of wedding So like sometimes you're just like the loner friend that's coming to support sometimes You're in the wedding party maybe and then some times you are the sister of the groom. Now I can I did you give a speech? Oh no I wasn't allowed. I was under strict instructions to not grab.olalo, just lay low Lay low, it's yeah, we just but I did give So my dad and I both are like kind of the loud mouth of the family We're given strict instructions to lay low. It was a nice mid west wedding. They just they couldn't trust us Yeah, which is a valid point based on the past

But I think engagement dinner. No, not engage the rehearsal dinner. Sorry My I was like dad do a speech do a speech like it's like 10 people on like do a speech I love when you peer pressure your parents to doing something bad because I was like I'll do it if you do it He my dad is like a very good speaker. He's a salesperson. He's very smooth. He's a great sense of humor. He froze. He called?

He called. I could tell immediately he was like, oh, God, he called Genie. It was a bad super. And he called my brother great. And then said that their relationship is so authentic. And I was like, guys, this isn't a reality show. This isn't a bachelor. Like, you don't have have to be like you guys are definitely here for the right reason

And then he said that he felt like he's known Jeannie his entire life Like it just was it was weird and we all were like what the fuck was that? No, I'm crying and afterward I was he was like, did I do well? And I was like, no. He was like, I blocked out. I don't remember anything I said. And I was like, we're in the negative. So then I go up.

Did I do well? But it was at least the kept it short. If you're going to fail, fail fast. Yeah, I'm going to be like, yeah. Then I'm not going to lie. I gave a great speech. Everyone was laughing. It just came to me.

And then I made eye contact with Daniel and Jeannie, my brother, and his fiancee. And I just started crying. No way. My knees got weak. And you know me, I don't cry, or I only cry. Like there's no in between. There's no in between. You'll never see Hannah tear up.

No, no, no, I'm either sobbing, shaving, or I'm never been more chill. So I started sobbing and then I sit down and I go beat that motherfucker to my dad because once the tears came it was like an astral performance. Wait, I love that. Do you think that you got more emotional because you're getting married and like, or do you

think just because it was your little brother? It was because it was my little brother. It was because like, it's such a big life event. And also, I feel like there's so many situations that I could have been worried about him. And he's always been such a rock in the family where he found someone really early on and his job is doing well.

He's solid and I've always been kind of the black sheep who people are like, are you okay? I don't know. So just seeing him have his shit together made me cry. It's aspirational. Yes, inspiring. It's inspiring. Yes.

But I was looking at their wedding to make some notes for my own wedding in a year or so. So Jeannie decides for her first look that she's gonna pull a prank on him. So Jeannie decides for her first look that she's gonna pull a prank on him. So Jeannie decides for her first look that she's gonna pull a prank on him. But this has been decided for a while. And it's basically my brother's best friend

from like middle school. Puts himself in a wedding dress. So my brother's standing there for like a good five minutes and he's shitting himself because he knows Jeannie's about to tap on him and it's gonna do the first look. Yeah. So he turns around and sees his friend Jack in a wedding dress and he can't even like handle the joke

at the time. Like he was like, what, what, what, what, what, what, I feel like first looks are like a new trend. It's a new trend and I'll be honest I don't think I'm gonna do it. I'm interesting. I have mixed feelings about it because I do like that like picture aesthetic but there's something so traditional about him seeing you for the first time walking down the aisle toward him. See, I was on the fence,

like I could be convinced of anything, but it was like, you're up traditional, I wanna see you down the aisle, and I was like done and done. Because people wanna take photos before the ceremony, but there's something about it that kind of sucks the romance out of it. Everyone kind of standing, taking photos.

Right. Is it like a time issue or like... Yeah, but I also think photos are becoming less staged. I want a couple good photos with the right people, and then let's get photos throughout the wedding of us. Right. Having fun. Yeah, maybe.

Anyway, so we had a lot Being organic, yeah, maybe. Anyway, so we had a lot of weddings, but we survived. Yeah. It was a wedding weekend for us. I did have a really high slit up my dress. Really high? Did you make use of that slit? So basically, I walked in and you could,

it was bad. You could see my pubic hair. And my was like how come every bridesmaids cover their legs except for you Why is your leg coming out like that? So I found a little clip and we were good, but um The labia was almost exposed You know what it's a fun wedding. I have some questions for you Okay, I have some questions for you. You go first interesting. Okay. It's about fun wedding. I have some questions for you. Okay, I have some questions for you. You go first.

Interesting. Okay. It's about hotel. It's about hotel. Okay. I feel like I have a lot of answers. Okay, good. Let's just be honest.

Hotels are hot. Of course. Hotels are sexy. You see how you want to have sex. Does it look like a joke where he's like, if you have two beds, there's like one for fucking and eating and then one for sleeping. Yeah.

And then he also joke that like we can go three weeks or more without changing our sheets, but if you get home from a hotel and your sheets aren't done, you're like, how can I live in this? Yeah, wait, that's so true. I'm like, I am a different person today. How am I going to live in my own rose filth when it's like, how do you have a clean-dure apartment in three months? I actually am very weird about changing my sheets.

Oh, it's a little bit... Because I spray tan a lot, though. Yes. So, I have tan a lot though. Yes. So I have like a smell sometimes. I do like this spray tan smell though a little, but guys don't get it. Yeah, they don't. But my question to you is, we accidentally booked two queen beds.

Okay. And I'm not going to lie, like we nap together, but then at night, we had our own beds and I'm like, is it fucked up? That society tells you that once you meet your person you suddenly have to change your whole sleep and sleep in bed with them. Like do you do you like sleeping in bed with another person and could you see yourself doing it for the rest of your life or would you be like okay let's get separate beds. Okay I don't ever see myself having a separate bed but I will ever see myself having a separate bed, but I will always see myself having a king-size bed.

Yeah, so that it's like, can you, like, so like, I can put my whole arm out and I'm not even touching you and feel good about that. But I have. Kings are a game changer. Kings are a game changer. And California Kings, which I realized are not wider, they're longer. Oh, so it's for like, if you data NBA player. Yeah. And so those are really nice too. But I've thought about a lot recently when I do get married having my own room. Yes. Like, yes, yes. Like, before I have children or like whatever, where it's like, okay, I'm going to my room. Where like I, maybe I nap in there,

or maybe like that's where I take calls. Maybe like I have some clothes in that closet, rather than like our big luxurious one that we share that I have most of the space in. Like I kind of want my own space. Like guys get a man cave and it's like, okay, we have to accept that. Like I love my own room.

Yeah, like I'm getting my own room. So I've lived with Daz during a pandemic. So like really on top of each other for like almost a year now. And I love my own space. In terms of like butter and I want to cuddle and like butter's like can you get him out of here? And I'm like okay, I'm gonna like go to another room

and we'll cuddle. I just think that we have to normalize having your own space. Just because you marry someone does not mean that you have to like be attached at the hip all the time. And I actually think long-term relationships are healthier when you miss each other a little and yeah oh sorry or did Mexican food um as you said that's so funny because on the way up it's my apartment

today I was like I'm absolutely getting Chipotle today yeah I got it I just feel it yeah I just can feel it and nothing else will hit the same. No, it doesn't. And it's a certain type of craving for Chipotle. Like I'm not craving Mexican. I'm craving Chipotle. The other thing I wanted to say about being alone is I feel like when you're in a relationship and you feel the energy of like,

okay, I'm gonna lay on this side of the couch and you lay on that one, but nothing is spoken. Like it's just, okay, I've seen you enough. I'm gonna lay on this side. And like if you wanna put your arm out, maybe I'll touch it, but I'm on my own side of the couch. Thank you, let's watch the show. It's funny cause Des and I had to talk so much this weekend,

like meeting her whole extended family in Indiana at the end of the wedding. Like, we weren't even tired from dancing. He was like, if I have another conversation. The next day, I tell you not, we did not speak to each other the entire day. We've slept on the plane in the Uber, didn't say a word, got home. We were communicating through eyes like like he wanted to go to the bathroom when he was like, and I was like, like that's just how we communicate. We were communicating in little groans. I love that. And yet, relationships, what I'm learning from Des, like the, he's really the first guy that I'm like, deeply, deeply in love with, which sounds so corny, but. No, it doesn't.

You get past, we're getting past the puppy dog stage, where it's this deep, deep level of comfort. And I think people have to talk about that stage more. There needs to be more songs about it, like about just sitting on the couch and being bloated together. That needs to be romanticized a little. I think it does, too, because in my last relationship, I felt so safe that I questioned everything.

And then, you know, we'll know where that went. But I do, even some of my friends who are babies now they're have a great marriage at one point We're like we're having sex less and I'm worried, but it's like no like your bodies can't physically handle keeping that shit up Yeah, it's time. Let me tell you sex three times a day is tough I mean, but it is good for your mental health and physical health and I highly recommend it until you blow your back out I know I highly do you have any questions for me? Yeah, I want to know the

shared note what it means that when you wrote fun ways to show your pregnant in parentheses Popsicle I saw this crazy thing going around the internet that I had to tell you about. This girl made a popsicle and used her pregnancy stick as the stick and gave it to her husband who ate the popsicle and then was just left with the pregnancy stick and they were like celebrating and I was almost threw up in my mouth. Fominic. That is... That is the one of the most vile things I've ever heard.

See what court? He's no literally see that woman in court. Here's the thing that I... You do it, this is not mind, bitch. Imagine if that was his response, like who the fuck? Okay, this is like, oh, open to whole can of worms for me. With like gender reveals, how do you feel about gender reveal parties? I, I think it's funny.

Yeah. One girl went viral, she like farted, she did a joke where she farted a color. Yeah, I saw that. Which I hated that. I hated it so much. I just, I don't think I'm such a blabbermouth and I'm such a like, if I'm dating someone

or like in a relationship with someone, you know what I'm doing every second because I have, you're my best friend now. So like I'm gonna tell you. So I feel like the day that I'm like, I might be pregnant, he's gonna be there. Like he's gonna know I'm thinking that, he's gonna know I went to the doctor. Like how am I I'm like, I might be pregnant. He's gonna be there. Like he's gonna know I'm thinking that. He's gonna know I went to the doctor.

Like how am I gonna be like, oh, and by the way, I'm pregnant. I feel like whoever I'm with, we'd be like, bitch, what the fuck? What have you told me? Like a schedule like we have to do a whole performance at Eiki Stadium and then like, eat him in the eye with a stick.

Yeah, like I don't see my like I don't see that for me. I also don't see myself ever doing a gender reveal. But it's all based on social media. Like, maybe there's like a cute cake, like that's normal, but everyone just wants to look like they're more excited about their baby. I always, the gender reveal, I always try to look and see if one of the people is disappointed.

And they are and it's usually and it's usually the guy when he's not having a boy which is so stereotypical because does want a girl and I think that's adorable um my dad wanted a girl too yeah and unfortunately got Gary first and then try again and then he got his little princess. Yeah. We did want to do some housekeeping things because I feel like the gigglers will listen to the pod and then ask me the same question in DMs and then I just don't answer anyone.

And it is rude of me and it is selfish. In terms of my probiotic stuff, remember we talked about how we don't care about working out but we really care about our gut health. Yes. And but we also eat enough dairy to kill a small third world country. Horse. Tiny horse.

My probiotic juice that I drink every single morning is called good belly. And you can't get it at every grocery store. Like every grocery store doesn't have it. Yeah. You drink it's like purple. I get the purple kind. I think it's blueberry or pomegranate. And then the probiotic vitamin that I take every day is called acidophilus. How long does it take you to learn how to pronounce that? Quite a while. Quite some time. The question. Is it working? Yes, it is. So because I'm more regular. Okay. I have less stomach aches and I'm less bloated. Oh Wow. I'm a lot less bloated. Do you want to take lactated pills? I don't

Because I have a slight intolerant dairy intolerance. It's really like when I mix dairy and gluten that I And that well. Oh, it's interesting how you say you're mixing it the mix is what does it? Yeah, like it ice cream and been fine or like I've had Barada and been fine like I had a doctor tell me that like pizza is actually the worst thing for me And I said no, I think you are doctor. So, see ya. I don't think you contribute to my mental health. So, you're not getting it.

Oh my God. Well, that's really good to know because are you familiar with prebiotics? I am, but I'm. How many biotics can I have in me, you know? Because I barely mastered pro and then they threw in pre and I got very confused. Are there, is there a post-biotic? I don't know, honestly. Oh, and then in terms of my psychic medium, I need to ask her if it is okay to reveal

her name and then when I do, and then when she answers, I will tell the pot. I thought you were about to say, is it okay for me to eat pizza? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, no, but she actually said, she was the one that told me to start taking the vitamins. She was like, you have really bad gut health

and one of the biggest reasons on why you might have trouble getting pregnant is because you're not as healthy as you think that you are. And if you get that figured out out you'll be fine. So that's why I started taking it. I think she just called you skinny fat. Fuck you Hannah. She got the same day. She's look really healthy. You're treating your body like absolute crap. Yeah. And I feel like I'm at the age now when anyone brings up a fertility issue, it's the only thing that I actually listen to and do. I could have doctors for my whole life.

You need to build your bones up and I'm like, I don't go fuck. Or if they tell you something about your skin. Oh, well that's how I feel about my skin. Yeah, we love. Finally, there's some shit going down yeah in the news a lot have you been following the Gabby Petito case? I think it's a horrible like it's One of the craziest things To hit the internet in a while

It's so heartbreaking because it's so sad by the time time we're posting this, the latest is that they found a body. So for people who don't know, Gabby Petito got engaged to this guy and in July, they started traveling the United States and a van. And they also were documenting it on social media. She was like a travel blogger. And it also shows you like the social media stuff look beautiful and gorgeous, and they seem like the happiest couple.

That was the biggest takeaway that I took from it. Like wow, look at these people that put their entire life on the internet, and no one had any idea this was the type of relationship she was on. I mean, come on, he did it. Well, we obviously don't know the extent of what was really going on in their relationship,

like maybe who knows, but did you see the body cam footage from the police officer? I did not know. I need to see that. So basically August 11th, it's not like this girl just disappeared. August 11th, someone saw the couple fighting and called the police. Yeah. Like it was that bad. And then they kept them apart for that night. Like they told them to sleep in different hotel rooms.

Yep. And then, it gave me like the chills. I guess they didn't hear from her since the 24th, I think. And then if you look at her Instagram, the last two posts are definitely not her posting. And I saw something, the power of girls and social media stalking. I saw people were like, there's no way, it's definitely an earlier date

that she went missing because his last couple posts she didn't like. Yes. And also apparently she would geotag every post and she didn't geotag the last two. And if it's him, it's like not detail oriented of him. And they just said that it wasn't like her voice. And I was fascinated by this.

And TikTok is all over it, those sleuths. But the scary thing is that he came back, kind of refused to talk to the cops, and now he's on the run as a person of interest. Yeah. They just took his parents in for questioning, and they think they found her body. And it's like also with these stories, like, we don't know the X-N-F-O is really going

on. And if it got violent, like, we don't know, obviously, like, what started it, what's to blame, like, there's relationships are so fucking complex. But um, it's so crazy because I was recently talking. It was one of my guy friends. I can't even think of who it was now. And it was like in the last couple of months. And we were talking about someone who was in an abusive relationship. I don't even know how it started.

But I said, look, like a lot of girls have been in abusive relationships that you would never even know. And I was like, a lot of girls have been in abusive relationships that you would never even know. And I was like, a lot more than you think. And he was like, there's no way. Like, I don't believe you. And I'm like, I'm not telling their friends about it and what they do. Right. And I was like, I bet you,

half of your friends have either mentally abused a girl in a relationship or, physically. I'm sorry, but physically. And he was like, this is just so crazy to me. But I also think that there's so many women, especially listening on Gagley Squad, who suffer in silence in emotional abusive relationships. Also, you could be with a guy who was super handsome,

super charming. And sometimes those people are like the worst narcissists in the world and can be extremely abusive. So. And girls, I feel like feel, like when you were, when we were just talking about how she was like apologizing to the police officer, like I didn't want to, like my immediate feeling was she felt like embarrassed

that she was in this situation. And I feel like that's the number one feeling that girls feel when they're in these relationships. Like how did I let myself get involved in this and you just immediately go to blaming yourself and then trying to fix it. Obviously these guys are not just abusive. There was like a point in time where they really loved you or like they were really affectionate or they made you feel like you needed them or that you'd be nothing without them or that you're a piece of shit and you're horrible and they're the only people that will love you.

Like there's so many tactics and this takes time. It's not just the first date. This is where we tell our moms everything so that they can sniff out something that's literally gone awry. I've gone awry. I've never been wrong. I do. This is like why I told you like I would definitely have joined a cult.

Like I can so easily be convinced of things. I am so gullible when it comes to this stuff. Wait. I started the Lulu Lulule Ro. Lulule Ro, Lulu Rich. I saw the first episode. I fell asleep in the middle of it, but I'm invested. Okay, good glitters.

Where our dope documentary of the week is Lula Rich, but it's about this mid-level marketing. What is it called? Pyramid scheme. It's a pyramid scheme. But it's not a traditional pyramid scheme. It's like different. Yeah, like the first episode I was like, cute.

Yeah, I was like, wait, I don't, I don't know what's wrong. I don't know what's wrong. I mean, this is like so bad to say, but like, it's funny how there's west coast fashion and then there's everything in the middle. I've never even heard of this nor have I seen it.

But millions and millions and millions of dollars have been made. Billions is a billion dollar company. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those things. So basically, I've done a lot of research in pyramid schemes. I'm very into them. This thing was basically kind of organic. It seemed where like they had this really good business and people wanted to sell like wholesalers, but their minimum to join is like $5,000, which is like absurd. Normally it's like 10 piece minimum. If you're like I worked at a t-shirt

company and that's what we'd make t-shirts, whatever. Yeah. So, and then they're not making money from getting people, adding people I don't think. I don't know. I still have to watch it. Everyone watched Lula Rich. It's a wild, wild company where shit goes wrong.

I can't wait to finish it. I'm also fascinated by the couple and how many motherfucking kids they have. They have so many kids. They're 14 of them and their son married their daughter. Oh yeah, their son married the adopted daughter. They're not, yeah, they're not blood related and they've never lived in the same home together. Okay.

No, keep it in the family. But I still don't love it. Like I just don't love it. But also I really like her voice. I oddly do too. And there's something about the husband that I'm like listening to him and I'm like, you are a cult leader, I think. He is. Well, they had, there's some sketchy, I don't know. We don't know the sketchiness. Well, they're also Mormon. Yes, so that, that's where they got, okay. So they're like pre-cheap. They're believers. They're believers.

Yeah, and they tell a story. Yeah. They're religious. Finally, did you watch the Emmys at all or do we have any notes from the Emmys? Okay, here's the thing. I was on a plane back from Aspen. So I didn't watch it, but I was like looking up everyone's fashion and the girl from my best dressed was the girl. Oh

my god, now I can't even think of her name of what was the chest show on like and Tyler. It's like three or yellow. Yes. Louis. That was my best trust. And also, I'm very happy that Jason Sedancus, like one for Ted Lasso, because I just feel like he's been through it. He's been through it. You know, he looks so good. He's on my list. Do you know who looked good? Tell me. Seth Rogan. OK, wait, let me Google that because I feel like I saw a quick picture of his outfit, and I didn't love his outfit, but like...

His outfit was, he was trying, but he like lost, let's just say whatever I did during quarantine. That motherfucker better. No, he's cute. No, he bettered him. He's very cute. His hair looks great. He doesn't he has it like cool. I like the amount of scruff. I'm not loving his outfit, but he's not loving outfit, but he looks Seth Rogan is a Zadi. I saw it take talk and I thought this was really hilarious and it was like one of those like dub like Tell me your opinion or whatever and it was a guy being like what hill will you die on like what you really believe in like what hill

Will you die on and the girl just goes Jonah? Jonah Hill I will die on Jonah A bunch of girls have Jonah Hill crushes. I got that. I think when you're really funny like It just hits different. His sister by the way, Beanie Feldstein. Feldstein, yeah. He's doing so well. She's playing Monica Lewitsky. I have to watch that.

I love that. I can't wait to see that. Okay, you guys, there are so many things in the media that we're seeing over the years where they tried to villainize the woman. And then afterwards you realize who the real villain was because it wasn't money. I mean that was wild. Could you imagine being like 22 years old and the president being like get on your knees? Would you want that girl to do? What would you do?

What would she like if you didn't do it? He could. Were you going to report your president to the police? Yeah. Yeah. Who are you going to you gonna never work in politics again the poor girl and then it happened anyway finally anyhow it all comes back to Ben and Jennifer what what's going on what you write about them oh I have a bone to pick and I feel like you might like that.

Join the club. Yeah, because I saw something recently in one of their, you know, many paparazzi picks that they were doing a family night and his kids and her kids. I'm luck. This is just an opinion. And I'm not right or wrong. It's just the first thing that came to my mind. I'm not opinion and I'm not right or wrong. It's just the first thing that came to my mind. I'm not married, I'm not divorced.

I don't have children. I've never dated someone who had children so I don't know how it goes. But I feel like her kids just spent so much time with a Rod's children and like forming that bond and like, wow, you could be my sister one day and like we're kind of a family and our parents both are together and that was their normal.

Then all of the sudden this breakup happens and Jailo is like quickly dating Ben and now it's a new set of kids that I'm sure they've never met. And now it's like we have to do like weird family stuff with them and I feel like if I was their child, I'd be like, Mom, get it, the fuck together. Like I'm not meeting more kids and I'm not,

like I just think it was like too soon. I didn't love it, I think it's too soon. I definitely do think it depends on the family, it depends on the mom, what they think is right for where their kids are. But we send love to those kids because it's so much for your mom to be in these public, break up,

and look at the relationship. Yeah, and then buy association. You're in the spotlight. And you're in the drama. Yeah, they're young. They don't know. And it's just, I don't know. I was just like, oh, I feel bad for a drama. I just didn't go back for a drama. I just didn't go back in the drama. Yeah, and like they're young, like they don't know. And it's just, I don't know. I was just like, oh, I just feel bad for a drama.

I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama.

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I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel bad for a drama. I just didn't feel they got back together. I just didn't know from one. Yeah, she was like, I knew they got back together when they got back together. Together. And we were like, dynamite dropping. Elena. Oh my god, finishing our housekeeping. Yeah.

Oh yeah. The giglers, we underestimated the giglers yet again. You guys cannot be managed. We announced our first live show and you guys sold it out before the podcast announced that we launched a live show. We've launched a second show that night in Philadelphia. There's about like, I think like 20 VIP tickets left, which means like, you get the best seats and then we meet you afterwards, we take photos. Our merch has dropped and we have new merch coming out too, but like make sure that you're up on it and But like by the time this pod comes out you guys probably will have sold out the second show So it's really just us being so thankful like we didn't even know 600 people liked us

You know that's crazy. Yeah, I did not know I didn't know That you guys were so excited to see us live. I thought you just like this behind a screen, but I'm so excited to be live with the giglers because I'm forever into me. And also for everyone who's like, wait, what if we don't live near Philly? Don't worry.

We're coming. Philly is our first show that we're putting it together. And then we're gonna go to other markets. But yeah, we just love you guys. We can't believe this thing has become you such a like I can't come like walk on stage For the first time because I feel like that energy is going to be absolutely insane You it's it's the highest high that you're ever gonna feel But I also remember sitting in shelter island with you on face time Mm-, being like, well you were like, we should start a podcast.

And I was, and then we were like, let's start with lives. And I remember us both being like, this is a cool idea. But we had no plan. We had no plan. We still don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. But anyway, we love you guys so much. Yes.

And we'll talk to you next week. Yeah, thanks for giggling with us today. Bye!