Giggly Squad - Giggling about our high school experiences, Adam Levine, and ADHD

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my glorious gigglers. We're in Boston. I like Boston. Revolutionary war vibes. I love like a 13 colony vibe. Yeah. I love a polar of your moment, daddy. Anyway, before we start, I did want to quickly address.

I was in my DMs yesterday. I was doing a lot of research. There is obviously stuff going on in Iran that's crazy right now. Right. And we have Iranian gigglers that were literally like telling me what the fuck is going on. Basically, if you are behind, Masa Amini is an Iranian woman who was wearing her hijab wrong.

And they have a thing called morality police that put her into custody and was supposed to be like an hour and they ended up killing her. How old was she? She was young, right? She was 22 years old. So the year was supposed to be like an hour and they ended up killing her. Yeah. And how old was she? You know, she was young, right? She was 22 years old. Yeah, that's insane. So there's been this uprising of women, especially younger women in Iran.

Now Iran is, the government is like cutting them off from talking, bless you, from talking other people. Their internet is down. So basically what the Iranian gigglers were telling me is like, you just have to spread the word about what's going on. Like they just want it to be known what the hell is going on. And we just are sending our love. But yeah, there's so many like strong smart women

in Iran that are so brave right now, like, because people are dying. And they're still protesting, men are getting involved. It's becoming like a thing. I know there's been uprisings in the past, but hopefully, like, we could just send our love, raise awareness.

I think even just like talking about it on the podcast, I'm sure there's girls listening right now that are like, wait, what? Yeah, they didn't know. What happened? They didn't know. There's no easy way to segue this, but Adam Levine is not the A-list singer that DMed me. I know you guys were worried about it Wait, did you see Adam devines Instagram post? I love him. What do you do? I love him?

Okay, so Adam divine is married to Chloe Bridges and his Instagram caption was like hi. I'm Adam divine. This is my wife Chloe We are going strong. I, Adam Levine is a worse singer than I am, and we are naming our first child Sumner. Thank you. Do you think people have been confusing? For sure. And sending my hand to you.

Because I remember when, was he on pitch perfect? Yup, he was in pitch perfect. Craig actually has met him before, because they filmed the HBO show in Charleston with Danny McBride show. And he's like worked out with him before. And I'm like, please tell him I'm like the biggest fan. That's what's deep in your mind.

Yeah, we've looked at this for a spot in, bro. I remember when all the Britney Spears stuff was happening and Jamie Lynn Siggler was getting a bunch of DMs because people thought it was her like that Jamie Lynn She was like hey, just want to let everyone know. I am not Bernie Spears. This is a star. Thank you Isn't she like a huge fan of you? Yes, we DM all the time. I love her. I have to tell you something So every couple weeks I do a little double check to see if Amy Schumer still follows me She started following me I was literally

She was a giggler. No Hannah. I was The creepy one she's my hilly Bieber She's my hilly Bieber I'm like I'm such a followed you I forgot to tell you that I was literally laying in the bed because like where else would I be? And I was on the phone with Craig and I was like oh my god And he was like what?

And I was like Amy Schumer just literally started following me, like four seconds ago. And I then immediately went to her Instagram and just liked everything. And then I was like, wait, was that too much? Like, you're actually like, she's a hot guy. I was like, wait, I like too many pictures. I think she's unfollowed me before she... Her lines are shift.

Yeah. For sure, which means she's definitely a giggler, because like, you never know what she's going to do. Yeah, she's a giggler. I'm obsessed with her. I even quoted her at the last live show because we were talking about Pooosh and Goop and how Goop is like what I call The stuff in my underwear at the end of a long day. Yeah, and how in one of her specials, she calls it the spider webs When I did an episode of Watch Your Happens Lives with, with Vanessa Bayer, who's like another hilarious woman. And she was like, oh, she said it's so nonchalant.

And like, you know, when you meet certain celebrities and like, you don't want to like, fan girl and make it weird, but you want, but like, inside you're freaking out. So like, when I met her, I was freaking out. And she was like, oh my God, I love Summer House. Amy wanted me to come over the other night and watch it. And in my head, I was like, she did not just refer to Amy Schumer as just like, and she's like,

Amy, I can't. I'm doing what happens with Paige. And I was just like, Amy, you're addicted to Summer House stuff. Two massive comedians make fun of us like on their own. You know like it couldn't have a better compliment. But also like if Amy Schumer thinks our podcast is funny, should we retire? I think.

Should we have her open-bores? Should we have her open-bores? Did you see what we posted a video on our Instagram saying how we opened for Jack Carlo and Vegas? Yeah. We did. We did. We did. So yeah, Adam Levine did not DM me.

Everyone is making fun of it with memes. His, how would you feel if you were Bihadi? And now everyone's, I kind of like the people are just making fun of it. OK, the memes are great. I actually have a hot take. It's actually not really a hot take. I feel like when it first came out, when this girl first put this TikTok out, I looked, I immediately first went to the comments because I was like, people have to be just

ruining her in the comments and they were. And they were just like, I think you forgot like the apology in this video and like just really coming at her. And I got like sick to my stomach. Yes, should you obviously never hook up with someone who has a significant other, whether they're dating, married, or like whatever the situation is.

Yes, obviously that is inherently wrong. If you are a young girl in their early 20s and an A-list celebrity DMs you, 98% of people are DMing back. Like, come the fuck up. Like there's, like, also anyone who's like shaming her, I would love to have an A-list celebrity DM them and see what the fuck they did with it

I did ignore mine that's true We were like walking down the aisle but I still bragged about it you bragged about it and here's the opposite Situation I said shoot. What do we do and you looked at me and you said page. I'm getting married Oh, I'm in we for a second were like, what do we do? Oh, good day. But I do have to say, people are making fun of her being like, I just moved to LA.

I'm new to LA. I got to LA a week ago. Like, did she handle it wrong? Do I think that hindsight is 2020? Could she have handled it differently? If she was really nervous that someone was going to sell these screenshots to a press like tabloid, could she have handled it totally different?

And Ben like, yeah, sell it if that's what you want to do. And then like, reacted after and said like, no comment or like reached out to Bahaddi on her own. Yes. There is a better way than her just throwing up a TikTok. But when she was probably fucking nervous that this person was gonna sell it and then she would have no say.

She was kind of taking ownership of her narrative. But like getting mad at like a 20 something year old girl who has this man of complete power and like a list celebrity status, basically manipulating her into like, you're who I want to be with. But, you know, actually, I agree with you. Yeah.

It's kind of like misogyny at its finest, the fact that the public has now focused on her. Yeah. Because my thing is, if someone does something fucked up, like what Adam Levine did is fucked up, why are we analyzing how people are reacting to his messiness? Like, she's a result of the original fuck up. My thing is, hey, maybe don't do the original fuck up and don't

worry about the mess. Because obviously it's messy. There's no right way to go about that. And I feel like I'm sensitive to this obviously just from a reality TV standpoint because like in real life, if your boyfriend does something fucked up, no one's texting you, being like, you're such a dumb bitch. Like, no one's coming at you. So like, when Craig does something on reality TV that is clearly wrong and stupid, he gets maybe a few DMs being like, you're disgusting. Bawawawaw. You know who gets all of the DMs, me. Being like, how could you be with this person? You're so fucking dumb, you're so much better. And I'm like, why don't you direct it his way?

Again, that's like, misogyny. It's just one of the craziest things. Like, your boyfriend can cheat on you, but now you're wrong because you're staying with him. Like, you're going through it in real time. Yeah, I feel bad. I've never been with a married dude, but I feel going through it in real time. Yeah, I feel bad. I've never been with a married dude, but I feel like when a famous married dude is like,

yeah, like our marriage is like, there's a lot of marriages that have arrangements that are not open to the public. Right. Yeah, she got really hot for the video and she's like, I took a lot of takes. Because if she didn't look, it will roast the shard ever. Yeah, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. If she was no makeup, hair up in a bun, people would be like, really her, she's disgusting.

Like, he went from Bajadi to her. You're so right. Okay, wait, but did you then see the TikTok that Sumner's brother's ex girlfriend made? So Sumner's brother's ex girlfriend came out of Lafayette. She gave no fox. She basically was like Sumner's manipulative, she's horrible, whatever. brother looks girlfriend gay man a lot of people you have no fox she basically was like some nurse manipulative she's horrible whatever so now this

is like personal beef's coming out about people and look some her maybe manipulative bitch but you know who's benefiting some nurse only fans account does she have no way to share yeah good pretty sure, yeah. Good for her. And if she doesn't, she should make one. I have to say, I don't love Adam Levine's apology when he was like, but I did not have an affair. Also, if she was the only girl, I would not that I would give him a pass, but it would be a different situation. Like yeah, people mess up, people get in, people make stupid mistakes.

I mean, he's like a textbook narcissist. And here's what I, my first thought when this all came out was, wow, my mom is literally right about everything because when Adam Levine was at like the height of his career, like his songs would come on the radio and my mom would always be like, I don't like him. And I'm like, what? How do you not like Maroon 5, Adam Levine? Like he's so good looking, like he's such a good singer, he's like a judge on the voice, my mom's like something about him. I think he was a nerd in high school. Yeah, those are the worst kind of people. Yeah, you think? Yeah, but not in high school.

Like ew, fucking nerd. No, like people that have deep, deep, deep rooted issues. And then like literally try and live high school for the rest of their life because they're just. Do you know what I also noticed? Like his wife is like a skinny model and he's going after the girls because he's like curvy women.

He's like, I love your hourglass figure. Did you see the meme going around that his tattoos look like a Chipotle bag? It's like, it is so weird. You hate that he has a tattoo of California? It's, I mean, it's insane. Yeah. Actually, cardiac ulino, the hysterical comedian and P Davidson's ex people talk about it enough was talking about like I just want the girlies to know it's not a win when a married dude wants

to fuck with you. Like no. You're literally like most of the time they're going to stay with you. Like, no. You're literally, like most of the time they're going to stay with their wife. You're literally just representing something bad, like something naughty. And if they do leave the wife for you, they're going to leave you for another girl. You're going to have to have one eye open at night every fucking night. But like when you're in your early 20s, you don't have a fucking brain. Like it's, when you think about like when you're in high school and something happens and you're like, this beat end of my life. Oh my god.

And then like you get into college and someone brings it up and you're like, oh yeah, whatever. Like that's how I feel about my early 20s versus like now turning 30. I'm just like, what? But also, how old is this girl? Are you saying, because she's young, we should excuse her? I'm saying, because she's young, we should excuse her? I'm not saying, because she is young, we should excuse her. But like, she's obviously way younger than him. I mean, when it happened, I think she was like,

I think she was, she's under 25. She's 23. Yeah. I mean, 23. I'm sorry. With all the plastic surgery now, everyone, I can't, like they don't get. Everyone does look old are she just was legally able to drink two years ago like come on. She just moved to LA But yeah, this this girl I can't imagine her life

She's like I'm gonna post this video fuck it and then I mean you could delete it But it's still out there when you want it down the internet I think the hottest take of all this is like, Sumner is an interesting name for him to risk it all for. That was the craziest part. Risted all for Sumner. I do kind of like the name. It's fun, but like what, you want to think of?

I mean, I don't think he was actually going to do that. I just think that was a way to get her to respond. Wow, but it triggered a whole hellfire. Because that's like such a manipulative tactic. I mean, I've even done that. But like you think of the craziest text message you can text someone being like they're gonna respond to this. It's so fucking out land. You're like, I'm hanging off a cliff. I'm hanging off a cliff. Where are you? One time I was in, I think I was in college.

And I used to like fuck around with my next door neighbor. I'm not. And my best friend from high school wanted to like hang out with his friend. And she was like, you gotta text him something, like something that will respond to. And I was just like, all right, let's think of something.

So my text message was, I think your cat is in my backyard. I'm like, that's the most innocent cat. Well, to sit there and rack my brain of things, like, okay, he's definitely gonna respond to this. And then all started a conversation. what do you guys do tonight? Domino's pizza Dear refrigerator running He's like petting his cat as he gets like this but just forget that's he responded

He was like I don't think so but let me ask my And that's just because I'm a good friend. Oh lord. But yeah, what do you think about the brother's ex-girlfriend coming out and just trying to... It's so savage. She deleted it immediately, but like everyone had the audio. I'm surprised and then my brothers, ex-girlfriends,

have got my mid-take-time wait like she's a fucking worse. Did you see Brad Pitt started a genderless skin care line? Isn't every skin care line genderless? Like, I don't get it. It's literally like when they invented yogurts and it was like a black package and they're like, yogurt for men. And I'm like, it's yogurt.

It's yogurt. I think that that's too bad. I argued that I don't want Brad Pitt, I know he's hot, but that man is weathered. I want Paul Rudd's skincare line. Yeah. I want Paul Rudd right now. I want a ruddy mask.

A ruddy mask. And it's like a mud mask. I want Paul's moisturizing protecting serum. Yeah. Paul's protecting moisturizer. Yeah. The thing about celebrity, I mean, we've talked about it before, but the thing about celebrities, like products,

I want to know that they're so invested in it. Yeah. Well, the girl, Makayla, who does skin reviews, Boston, actually, oh my god, I wish she could go to our show tonight. She goes through and is like, I'm going to tell you, it's really good. Yeah. And, but you don't know.

Like, Selena doesn't look like she's more involved in Rare than anyone else. That's true. Maybe she, she also could not be involved and she just hired the fucking best people. I mean, Rare is a good girl. involved in rare than anyone else. That's true. That's actually very true. And she also could not be involved and she just hired the fucking best people. Because what are the rare is a great. Rare is killing.

Yeah, I love everything I ever tried. Ariana Grande has a make up line and people don't talk about it. You don't love it. People don't. I've never tried it. But it's funny, I look at the packaging, it looks really cool.

I like the stuff, it looks cool. I think Ariana Grande too is coming out with, which I actually will try because it's the only thing that I've stuck to in terms of clean beauty, is my, like, shower stuff, like my body wash and moisturizer and, like, exfoliant, and she's coming out with, like, a clean beauty line of that, which I think is a great idea. I would just argue that stuff really that much better

of a body wash, I could have been like, oh my god, this body wash changed my life. Oh my god, this body wash changed my life. Oh my god, this body wash changed my life. Oh my god, this body wash changed my life. Can you look really good with my body wash? No, but you feel healthier because if you think about it, that gets into your blood system, your bloodstream.

Yeah. And like... And then you have like four whiskey hours that night. And then I literally have a nicotine patch stuck to my ass. Are you doing it? Yeah, I'm trying. I think I'm gonna go get, I've had so many conversations with people who are so close about this. I think I'm gonna go get hypnotized I've had so many conversations with people who are close about this. I think I'm going to go get hypnotized.

Okay, we have to film it. I think I'm going to get hypnotized because I've looked it up so much online and I've talked to so many people that like their parents have done it or like they have done it. And overall, I've only heard of like people being like, no, it doesn't take on the first time. Sometimes it does for people, but the most I went was three times. Do it.

I think I'm gonna do that in acupuncture. Yeah, it's not like an ayahuasca trip. No, and that's my first thing I'm doing when I turn 30. Wow. Yeah, not Botox. No, not Botox. You're holding out.

Thank you. No, you don't need it. You don't need it. Thank you, Hannah. Plays are ready. I want to hypnotize to forget about my past traumas. Did I do that? I don't know.

Because you know how you like ruminate. I was talking to my therapist about it. How it's actually a drug to feel pain. It's like cutting. Yes, yes. So like you get really comfortable in the pattern of your brain to be like, I think about this. What if you weren't funny anymore?

What if you weren't funny anymore? That's why Daz doesn't want me to go on ADHD medication. No, I think you don't need to go on ADHD medication. Spoken? Like a true best friend. You don't need that. Are you ADHD? I mean, I have a lot of like TikTok is just giving me ADHD.

No, you and Craig, dude, I can't with sometimes how similar you and Craig got. Craig has literally watched TikTok for two weeks and he's like, do you want to hear another symptom that I have? And I'm like, you don't have that. The symptoms was like, do you sometimes have trouble getting stuff done? Yeah, you just fucking self-centered.

Like, do you ever breathe in and out? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, do you wanna know why I'm late so much? I'm like, because you don't give a fuck about other people's times. No, it's not because you have been- You wanna literally does, does will be like, I think I missed an appointment and he was like, you're really bad with this stuff

And I go, I'm ADHD and he's like, no you don't! No you don't! You didn't put it in your- You didn't put it in your- Snews you're alarm! But I'm like very messy, like my room is so messy Yeah, you are like chaotic in that sense But also like, I'm very organized with work Yeah, okay, you don't have ADHD

You just do what you wanna do. True. You're the same with Craig. I'm like, if you have to be, so I go, have you ever been late to a fucking tea time, Craig? No. Oh my God, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. That's like guys, when they're like,

trying to plan a date and on TikTok, people are like, plan a date with the same passion you plan your fantasy football league. Craig rents it out an entire area, like an entire where people go and get ready for their weddings, he rented it out for his friends to do his fantasy, their fantasy football draft. I go, I've never, he literally left New York City,

he was like, I gotta go. This is the really important meeting. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I said, is the meat? He was like we're drafting our fantasy football team and I was like okay don't you like do that on your own like in on your couch and your computer and he goes page you know I rent you know I rented that space for everyone. My friends were like we're suits. I'm like oh suddenly you're a fashion icon you're all wearing fucking Oh, suddenly you're a fashion icon. You're all wearing fucking Paul Vervedos. John Vervedos.

He has a fucking three-piece suit. And he's, I can't. It is funny. But part of an ADHD symptom is if you don't care about something, you can't get it together. That's just being self-centered and narcissistic. Oh my God, I hate you too so much. Me and Des should be in therapy because you too.

Wait, I didn't realize. How similar does an I-R? I knew how similar you and Des are. When is Des's birthday in November? 12. Oh, okay. What are you? The fourth.

The fourth, yeah. I guess you guys should have a joint birthday It would be us and like not seeing anyone Yeah, be us like meditator so I think I'm gonna go to Ireland Why don't you go away? I think I'm gonna go October 2nd if I don't like have random shit come up because he's been gone How long for like six days and I think I'm gonna do mail innd if I don't have random shit come up. Because he's been gone for the last month. For like six days and I think I'm gonna do a man on the street with Irish comics. Wait, I love that.

But I can't understand them. I can't wait until you have a child and you go spend like significant time in Ireland and then the child comes back and has like half an accent. It's gonna be so cute. I'm just worried because Des speaks Mandarin, and he wants to teach the kid Mandarin, and all they're gonna do is talk shit about mine. They're gonna talk shit about mine.

So much shit about you. So much shit. When I might learn Mandarin now, so like I hang out with that. I like think I know Mandarin, because like I'll see a Chinese person, and I'm like, oh, I know someone who speaks Mandarin, and they're like,

I mean, it doesn't worry about you. So does everyone in the whole fucking world. I also whenever Des speaks Mandarin, the're like I mean it doesn't work like that. So is everyone in the whole fucking world? I also whenever does a speaking Mandarin the people like they'll literally be talking about like how our marriage and how happy he is and I'll be like he's talking shit about me. This fucking asshole. He's talking about like-

Because look he's looking at me and like laughing. This is his mistress and he actually is a real family in Ireland. He's tired. The man is tired. Two families is enough for him. We had a deep conversation about high school in the Uber heading here. Yeah, we did. Would you ever tell some shit you went through from high school?

It's so funny because I literally talked to my best friend from high school last night on the phone for like three hours. Because I was like, when is our fucking high school reunion? We're about to hit our 15, which is crazy. Yeah, like I, I feel like I was, I feel like I was bred to be on reality TV in a weird fucked up way. Because when I was in high school,

I not only would have random rumors circulate around me, but the first time I ever heard a rumor about myself, I was in the sixth grade. And it was when I was in the sixth grade. And I didn't know, you don't know, like what to do. I didn't even have a period. No, no, I hadn't even kissed a boy.

And it was when I was in the limited two magazines and there was a rumor going around my town that my mom paid limited to to put me in the magazine and that like I bought our house. And it was just like these weird rumors. I kind of love the second one. Me too, I was like, oh, yes. I bought this fucking house.

You're like, she, her parents work for her. I was like, I think I deserve the second one. Me too, I was like, oh, yes. I bought this fucking house. You're like, she, her parents work for her. I was like, I think I deserve the Master of Ed Dream. You guys work for me. So that was like the first time. But when I was in high school, I had a mom make up a rumor about me. And it was all about like prom. And there was this girl that asked this guy to prom.

And the guy said, no, I don't want to go with you to prom. And her, this girl's friend's mom worked at our school. And she started a rumor saying the reason he said no to you is because he's having sex with Paige Disorbo. And I was devastated when I first heard it. So blindsided, so embarrassed, so shamed. One, because I was still a virgin at this time. Two, I had a boyfriend.

And three, I was like, what do I say to my mom? Like, is she gonna think that I had sex? And this woman worked at my fucking school. When you told me that, like, it's so traumatizing, but I'm also like, oh, that's why you're actually, you can navigate the reality TV landscape that is just full of like snakes after snake after snake. Where like, I just had a full, like, I couldn't handle it.

Yeah. Because you grew up in like a small town, which like small town shit, obviously it's like community whatever, but like, everyone talks, I feel like we're. And I went to an all-girl school, we're like, oh my god. Literally, I feel like we had a class where you like learned how to talk about something,

someone while they were sitting next to you. Like it was. That's fucking crazy. We could gossip like no other. And then my experience was like by eighth grade, I was like, I mean, I was in public school in seventh grade and then I got a scholarship to like a tennis thing. I was there for two years and then I went to Florida for two years and then I went to a public school in New York City. There was drama because I played on the boys team but that was like fun drama.

Yeah. But I didn't stay anywhere long enough for me to ever have beef with anyone. I was always just a new girl, focused on my own shit. Yeah. And I would make a small group of good friends. Yeah.

And that's why I really developed the whole mysterious persona because I never wanted anyone to be able to say anything about me. Now here I am on reality TV. But it's still like it's not real. Yeah like I never wanted anyone to really know anything about me or like what I was doing. And I like didn't realize it until I was out of college that I think my mom was so strict because she knew that like if I fell into like rumors and being upset about it and like being out places people would just have more opportunity to talk about me because I think she realized it from when I was really little that like

girls automatically didn't like me and moms didn't like me and mom's didn't like me either. Yeah for whatever reason because they were limited to yeah like ultimately Because I'm so sorry you are mislimited, so my mom would like never let me go to certain things And I never understood why I couldn't stay out later or why I couldn't go to parties or something And now I could not be more thankful Because I remember getting to college and people being like, I don't know anything about you. And I loved that feeling. Yeah.

So like when I stay home or I stay in on weekends, yes, it's partly like social anxiety, but it's also like a protective mechanism that I use. And I'm like, I don't want anyone to know anything about me or like be able to say anything. The fact that you do giggly squad is wild, but I feel like you've evolved to like, we've created this safe space for us.

Because we've both been in places that weren't safe for us. There are times where I've literally been on my couch and been like, if I didn't have giggly squad, I would move home right now. Like, isn't that crazy? And I feel like you've thought that too. Yeah, like I, Giggly Squad,

is my favorite time of the week. And like, it's gotten us through. We're doing live shows now, so we're meeting all the gigglers, and we're remembering like how Giggly Squad started, when like we were all depressed. And like when we do like meet and greet, and people will start crying.

I cry. Like start crying because we're like, I know exactly what you're talking about. They're like, no, you don't understand what you got me start crying because we're like, I know exactly what you're talking about. They're like, no, you don't understand what you got me through. And I'm like, we do. And we're like, we do. You guys don't understand what you got us through.

Yeah, it was, it was their energy that made us want to go on the lives. Right. Oh my God, I'm gonna cry. But yeah, we are coming to Atlanta, so get take it. That's our whole promo for Atlanta. No, but I love that you opened up about that because I obviously like know you so much today,

but like I didn't know you in high school and it makes so much sense that you, like you do have a shyness to you. Yeah, that's why like that was my biggest, like I don't care what anyone ever says about me on reality TV, but the only time I've ever, like you could say whatever you wanted about me and Craig. Like I know the deal with me and Craig

when we're like home bare selves. But when it started that like we were mean girls or like I'm a mean girl and I started the click and I tell everyone like what to do, that is what hurt me the most because I was like, wow, if you knew me in high school, if you knew anything about me, you would know that I was never like that. I was really the one that would try and shield myself from that. That's where in high school, I only had for really good girlfriends.

And I only talked to one of them now. And you're so right. The whole mean girl narrative was so painful because I'm like, call me anything. Call me ugly, call me stupid, call me, even call me a fucking liar. I loved when there was a rumor about me that I had gotten arrested.

I was like, I fucking love this rumor. Like, let's keep that one going. Like, it was like, you know. I always, all I care about is like being funny and kind. Yeah. Like, that's all I care about. I was like the kid in school who like, you know, all I care about is like being funny and kind. Yeah. Like, that's all I care about. I was like the kid in school who like, if anyone is mean to anyone, I was the one who spoke up and was like, stop it.

And that was my downfall on reality TV that I spoke up for show. But also I'm not as good at like, honestly, yeah, I give people too much on TV of myself. Yeah. So then when you get immersed in like real drama, I'm like, fuck, I don't like this feeling at all. No. Talk to your best friends about what they were like in high school and you learned so much about that.

So much. Me and my best friend last night went, we were talking about our high school reunion, and we were just like saying names that we hadn't heard in so long. Oh my God. And it was so funny, because like, going to an all-girl school, our grade, we were class of 2010,

our grade was so much different than all the other grades. Like, they all fought with each other, with getting these massive fights, and like, girl groups would split up. And we were really the only grade that, like, everyone fucked with each other because we were all bad. Like, we would all be like out every weekend,

like drinking, smoking weed. Like we just wanted a party, so we all fucked with each other. And like, and like the other grades would get like in fights about boys. And we were just like, nah, like we're gonna hang out with whoever.

Like we were just bad kids. We were just like, we were just bad kids. We were just like, I would sneak out I remember sneaking out one night and we went to the toggle bell parking that's what we're doing or did you like a drunk in woods and stuff oh my god we are big big field people I remember the first time I ever got drunk it

was off of hypnotic oh Oh my God. It was like, pee diddy's dream. I don't know, I don't know. That's a rock. I mean, that shit was like, you go on the bathroom. You go on the bathroom. I was like, it's sleepover. Or in burnets and shit.

It's funny, because burnets. I hung out with the athletes who like, like to smoke weed and stuff, even though I couldn't, because I would cry, but they'd be like, let's go to Central Park. And we'd be like, no, it's bad. Like Central Park, right? Yeah, that's terrible. That's a long order episode. But that's what like the guys could do, like the girls. But we would like, you know how there's the rock like wall. So we would sit on the rock wall at Central Park. That's just so funny. Or we would like, I just have, you just be in the subway all the time,

going to like house parties and you just be in the subway, people puking on the subway. Oh my God. That was like my like junior or senior year of high school. Wow. And my, yeah, our friend, their parents were like rarely there. So we go to the like, to get your apartment.

When you were in high school, like getting your license wasn't like the biggest deal ever because you know, no one ever. No one drove. No one drove. I think this subway 40 minutes to school every morning. We would like illegally drive with our permits. We had no drunk driving, thank goodness. I will say that's one thing that I've never done.

My friend and group never fucked with. That's good. If we really couldn't drive, like someone would suck it up and call their parents and be like, whatever, we'll just get in trouble for this. But like, your parents ended up like not, you'd not even getting in trouble because they were like, and then I went to-

And then I went to- And then I went to Uber, it wasn't a thing. Oh my God. Then I went to Wisconsin, Govagers, and I have a show called my Evan Milwaukee, and they, it's a city. So we would be like negative five degrees, and we would just go out and skirt.

I'm not bringing my coat that's gonna get stolen at the bar. I think I remember, I was with this basketball guy, and he had this huge coat on, and I was like, I'm freezing. So you're gonna say, you're a huge, huge dude. I'm like, I'm freezing. Can I have your coat? And he was like, sure. And he gives it to me.

And two minutes later, he's like, hey, I'm really cool. Can I have it back? I'm just fucking. But yeah, we were just running to the bar. I feel like that's when you, when you really become an adult, it's when you're going out with your friends. And you say, I'm going to wear a coat. This is crazy.

I'm not going to not wear a coat. And that is, people don't realize that is. It's not when you start liking all of It's when you start of the turn of being an adult. You're like, I'm wearing a fucking code. I'll look like an idiot Also, you're like, I'm not gonna get a sniffle for the next four days just to like shake my ass for now I literally went out last Thursday for one of my girlfriend's birthdays. I just recovered. Like I literally just became a person again. I had to go to the dermatologist. I had to like-

The gastrointestinal acility. I've been, I bought like packets to put in my water to hydrate, like it's been seven days. You facemast everything about it. Every day, I was just like, what's going on? I've been listening to ASMR every night to like fall asleep. Oh also Let's talk about geeky hidee. Yeah, let's talk. So geeky and Leo are like a fish. Yeah, I guess they're in like Milan right now. I have a hot take about them. I can't wait to hear it They kind of look alike

Like they both, okay, people say that you're attracted to people that look like you. And over time, you actually start looking more and more like your partner. Like you become same person now. Same with like your dog. Yeah, I think they both look like good looking pugs. Gigi Hadid.

Yeah, I actually asked Craig that the other day, I was like, do you think we look like brother and sister sometime? And he got, and he got really grossed out by it. But I think that sometimes we do. Well, you shouldn't start a sex like that, you know? I know you guys love your scenarios. I think here's a picture of my tits. Do you think we look like brother and sister?

I think Craig's on a bachelor party right now. So I literally just did sent him like a nude unsolicited. Oh. Just to like see what happened. It's really got to do on the sea. Yeah, I do. Is he, he's probably a little drunky too. Yeah, he's like a adabot. Oh my God.

Oh my God. My boobs look cute. Your boobs are cute. It really looks like a Photoshop kit. Oh my God. Like your tits are massive. You know what's so funny? I was expecting like an RC shadow.

No, I do. I do. That was Wambam. I go straight only for you. You gotta what's so funny? I was expecting like an artsy shadow. No, I do. That was Wambam. I go straight only for you. You got to warn me about what here it is. I don't put the only thing I've never posed for in my life a nude. I'm just like, this is it. I know, that was the least curated shit I've ever seen.

Your aerial hit me in the face. I'm so jundey. I'm like, we want to see just like a raw on added end. You guys, for selfies though, I do have N do have and nudes do the like go on your camera Press selfie mode and press that little extended air on the bottom that makes it a little farther away It makes everything look better. Oh my god. Wait, you never knew that haven't you mean selfies are all? Yeah That makes it so much better. It makes it so much better. And your news will be better. Oh, you know what's dressing me out right now?

What? So my shower actually in Desz's apartment, are apartment. You haven't even told the gigalors that a whole saga that you basically have two apartments. So Desz has an apartment in the lower side. Oh yeah, I want to make it clear to everyone because people got confused.

The woman died next door, rest in peace. and he was like, we were newly engaged, and he was like, you need to, you should buy it next door. Like, we can like take a walk. Not go wild. Not go wild. Take a walk down, it'll be amazing. This never happens in New York City. It's like a straight path.

And it's like, sexy in the city, Aidan's redoing your floors. Yes. Yeah. So I was like, okay, is this real? Because like, I'll let you propose to me, but I'm not gonna put down serious money if this is not gonna work out. And he's like, babe, it's real. I was like, okay, that's good enough.

And then I buy the apartment next door and it's my apartment. We have our apartment and my apartment, and I'm fully decorating it. I'm not running anything by him. He'll call me. He's like orange, orange ceilings, and I'm like, babe, is my apartment? You don't live here.

You don't, like, I don't knock on the door if you want to go on a date. So it's quite feminist. No, I actually think this is the modern. No, this is for a successful marriage, like just actually your perpetually dating. Yeah, and sometimes, you know, people don't talk enough about like midday, it's like three o'clock, you're doing work, they're kinda just like, you wanna do something? And you're like, no. Like I want my own space, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And even like marriages they were talking about, a lot of them broke up because in COVID, people are just always around you. Okay, question for you. If you're with Dyes all day and you've been together for like, let's say, like a couple weeks and it's every single day. Yeah. And you go into another room and he, like, you're both sitting, say you're both sitting in the living room and then you just like get up and leave and go into another room and you're like doing something or you're just like sitting on the bed like chilling taking

a minute. Does he get angry or like Mercy like you know what the fuck? No, he's actually he'll be like, baby you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm just doing some stuff. No, be like okay. Greg will get deeply hurt by it. That is his ADHD. That is his 80s. One thing I did learn because because does and I are both big extraverts obviously but sometimes we'll be together and we will

just watch TV for the whole day not say a word to each other and then I was on TikTok, New York Times and I was like is this bad and they were like no the person who you're most comfortable with is who you can be your most introverted with. Yes. That's like me and you, obviously, were chatterboxes, but like when we want to just sit there, we can. Yes.

And that's like actually showing how comfortable you are with them. So doesn't he? He's the person I choose to relax with. Yes. My favorite time with Craig is right before we go to bed. Like when we're brushing our teeth, I'm washing my face. That's when he's the most.

He's tired. He shuts the fuck up. No, that's when he's the most like vulnerable. Like that's when he'll be like, I gotta tell you something. Or like, what do you think about this? I'm like, I don't know, I'm doing skincare. Wait, that's how I am, I gotta tell you something or like what do you think about this? I'm like I don't know I'm doing Wait, that's how I am except does this sleep by eight. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know

I'm gonna be a brother. You're literally that's why I'm bringing something up in bed and I'll be like You guys gotta hit us on something He literally would be like I'm not talking about this tonight. We're trying to wind down He literally go. I'm not talking about this thing. I'm like, do you know that's called stonewalling? I Google that it's called stonewalling when you stop the conversation And he's like babe, I can't give you good answers. I'm obviously But it's not pn It's a minute. We got to like think about we're very methodical with our answers and you're also both psychic does a psychic Yeah, he does psychic like he doesn't believe in psychics. But he's psychic.

Psychics told me he was psychic. So I'll ask him for advice. He gives it to me and I'm like thank you. And he doesn't know that I'm, he's my psychic. Oh. I think that Craig thinks I'm psychic too. Craig is like, I think Craig thinks that I'm a witch. Because like he will tell me things and he'll just feel it.

And I'll be like, why did you feel like you had to tell me that? And he's like, because I just feel like you would have found it out. I was so. Or like that you inherently knew. So like I have to tell you. I know you're a witch, because you got a pimple and then you looked at me in a weird way

and now I have a pimple in the same place. So that was so much craft right there. That's for my nails, bitch. I know. We're just going back and forth. Wait, we haven't even talked about how everyone's for my nails bitch. I know. We're just going back and forth. Wait, we haven't even talked about how everyone's fucking dying their eyebrows. Look, I do have to say I am a trendside girl. You are. I haven't been in fashion ever, but I'm a trendside or in other capacities.

I literally just got a targeted like ad or something that was like celebrities are taking the no eyebrow trend by storm and I was like damn you you guys this is the trend forecasting podcast if you had shaved your head and bleach your eyebrows and just shown up at fashion week I wouldn't be able to talk to you right now you'd be like you'd be in Milan. You'd be dating Leo. You know what? You'd be dating Leo. Craig would just be hanging out with me and does like so does this page responded to you guys and I'll be like nope. No she forgot about the little people. Um anyway also I found out Kim doesn't sweat. Kim Kardashian. Yeah. Did you watch the first episode of the new season? No, I told you I haven't watched any season ever

What other Kardashians in the whole 20 fucking years that they've been on television. You've never once watched an episode no I'm at I do you think I do you now question all my opinions on them like I don't know them But I personally like to see them for real not through their curated TV show Sorry, I'm just having a hard time processing I would see like some stuff on E and I would like play a little my dad would be like Here's the thing about their television show. Is it so crazy curated, yes? But the early seasons on E, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

But that's why part of me is just overwhelmed by everything they have that I find a kind of obnoxious to watch. Well, the thing that annoys me sometimes is that they still try and do the old model of the show, which inherently made them famous of this crazy family that was somewhat relatable, but not really. But now they're so not relatable that I feel like they don't play into it enough. Yeah, either go full, guys, this is what it's like to be this famous.

Don't be like, okay, do we get our salads? Yeah. Like they have someone for every thing. There's someone shaking their salads for them. Yeah. They've been someone literally sipping for them and they were also saying the whole like bragging about how much you have is like trend is TikTok is like ending it.

Like Kylie posted her with like, 100 Berkins behind her and everyone's like, people don't really care. I didn't know this about Paige, but every day she's scared of having to move back home with her parents, and that's something you should talk to Hypnotists about. My biggest fear was that Badger Mom does amazing,

it looks amazing food. My biggest fear like five years ago was that I was gonna have to move back to Albany, and like I'd be seen like in the grocery store and someone would be like, oh, that's like her, that's that reality TV show one time. Yeah that's exciting. Like that I'd like hated that thought because there were people in my town that had gone on like some random reality show and like people would always be like, oh she did that like episode of The Apprentice and I was like wow. But that also is exciting and how black and white you

think about it. You're like either I'm a star or I'm Moving back home with my parents and everyone's talking shit about me in the supermarket like and in life There's no I can't go to the grocery store you also could move anywhere. You don't have to move back to No, I think yeah, no that's a fear I Would you and Craig ever get a place in Albany? Yeah, no, that's a fear I wanted to move back to your small. Yeah, that's right. Would you and Craig ever get a place in Albany? I don't think in Albany, but I do think that at some point,

I would buy a condo or something in Saratoga. I want Craig to do a sewing down south pop up somewhere. Saratoga is already a literary shun. Yeah, like sewing down south and Saratoga. Sewing down Saratoga? Yeah, like I don't know. Saratoga is already a literary. Yeah, like someone down south and Saratoga. Sowing down Saratoga. Yeah, like I don't even, I mean my mom would like cry of joy if we did it in Saratoga, but I want him to do, I have so many ideas for his career too. Yeah.

But like I want him to do a pop up somewhere other than Charleston and we like go and live there for a few months. That's so fun. I mean, he could do pop ups everywhere. He wants to do one in Australia. somewhere other than Charleston and we like go and live there for a few months. That's so fun. I mean, he could do pop-ups everywhere he wants to do one in Australia. Apparently, Des was like, egging it on. That little shit. Yeah. Now, every time Craig says something and like, well, maybe you'll find your wife in Australia or like, wow, when you go down under, you're gonna like, or you can do it when you're in Australia. Or maybe he has this like, a family in Australia already when you're in Australia. Or maybe he has this like,

I'm family in Australia already. I think he does. I think he has a blonde girlfriend. I know Venus got us all fucked up, okay? We're all fucked up from it. Oh, finally, have you heard of Jeanette McCurdy? No. She, oh yes!

Yes! What was she on? Sam and Kat? Yep. With Ariana, but, but I but she was on something earlier on it Miranda Cosgrove. Yeah, what was that called? They was honestly we were a little old for it. Yeah, it was like it almost like they were on the internet or something and the guy that like created the show I guess was like a huge fucking weirdo. Yeah, so she has a book I guess it was like a huge fucking weirdo. Yeah. So she has a book that came out already called,

I'm glad my mom died. And I know people write books, but this book is getting serious press. A variety, yeah. And she basically talks about how her mom had a dream of her own that didn't work to become a movie star, TV star, got her kid in it. But there was just like a lot

of abuse in terms of like food, the mom would restrict her diet. Oh my god, that's her makeup artist and I have no pants on. I saw her, she was doing an interview with Trevor Noah. Yes. And he was asking such good questions. I don't think that he gets enough credit for what a great interviewer he is. Yes, and she basically cried at one of the questions because she's like, wow, I did a whole lifetime of therapy to answer that question. I saw that clip. He was like, what did you learn from it all, but yeah, the mom was, did some wild shit.

But then she also talks about the guilt of like missing it. Like she still loves her and misses her. So my book club is coming back. So I think maybe. What book club? Oh, the book club that never started. The book club, if you were reading captions on your iPad. Greg and I are going on vacation for like four days

and I was like the only thing I wanna do on this vacation is read a book. Where are you going? We're going to a Ru-Buff for a couple days. I thought you were gonna say Raven's game. I was like, only thing I want to do on this vacation is read a book. What are you going? We're going to a Reu-Buff for a couple days. I thought you were going to say Raven's game. I was like, that's not vacation. That we are then going to a Raven's game like after. I was like, I want to read a book on it.

Until maybe I'll read that one, but my friend from high school wants me to read the Matthew McConaughey book. Oh, was this like, I can't be the gypsy. His like, autobiography? Yeah, she said it's like a life-changing book. Oh, like motivational? Kind of, yeah. I feel like he did the Wolf of Wall Street guy

and then just stayed as that guy. He's like my top. He's my number one. After Army Hammer, Big Game Mechanical, we met him on a hey, yeah. I didn't know that. I thought you didn't even like blondes. He's different, he's different. I don't, I don't thought you didn't even like blondes. He's different. He's different.

I don't classify him as a blonde. He is Southern. Oh yeah. No, he's from Texas. Oh yeah, Texas is just Texas. Yeah, Texas is Texas. Okay, we also give you guys a lot of homework yesterday on, I'm not yesterday last week, on stuff you need to watch.

So I'm gonna do a quick, okay, page is traumatized. I made her watch Dahmer. No, I don't, don't even watch it. Watch it. If I could get through three episodes. It's Ryan Murphy, so it's obviously super disturbing. It's very graphic. Des was telling, I'm talking so much about Des's episode. Des was telling me that he remembers when Dahmer got arrested. It was 91 when we were born. But he was like, I didn't even born yet. Yeah, it was crazy because everyone was like,

this guy in Wisconsin has been killing people and eating them. But yeah, you basically see in detail. No, it's so detailed, it's terrifying. And it's a little too, yeah, it's too like normal. You just see his day. So I highly recommend Dom or if you like a creepy. I watched the Elvis movie, it was shit.

Yeah. Well, because you don't really like that director. Buzz Lorman, I feel like he made it about him the whole time and it's like, we get it. There's like weird transitions. Right, he's like very artsy, that's what he did with. I feel like at the end, Elvis died. Sorry, that's not a spoiler, he's dead.

And like I didn't care. You know most, I've never watched something where the person died and you were like, okay. Cause you didn't know anything about him, you're like he's hot. Yeah, yeah. I had two things that I think people should watch. Okay.

Back to my book, love prayers, I can't wait. Tell me Liza on Hulu is one of the best shows I've ever watched in my life. And I was watching the first episode and I was like, I know, why do I know this story? I've read the book like seven years ago. Spoiler alert, I didn't finish the book. So I'm going to finish the television show. And then where the crawdad's saying on Amazon, so far. Do you know that?

What's a crawdad? I don't know, but do you know that Reese With's a crawdad? I don't know, but. Do you know that Reese Witherspins like a billionaire? Yes, she has a production company. Because of her book club. Oh, I see what you're doing here. You're trying to start a book club pyramid scheme. Sure, yeah.

Oh, yeah, because she like bought the rights to all the books in her book club or something? Genius. But that's also one of those like, you know how to get a billionaire? Just like buy millions of dollars of property. make a living for two millions of dollars. Here's the thing, I have zero emotion when it comes to like fictional things. So like, I don't cry during movies ever.

I couldn't tell you the last time I cried during a movie or a television show. I only cry during fictional things. Yeah, it's just like not in my nature. I'm like, because like, there's something in my brain where I'm like, this is fake. But cry cries. Cry cry cry during fictional things. Yeah, she's like not in my nature. I'm like, because like there's something in my brain where I'm like, this is fake. But cry cries. Cry, cry cry cry all day. But where the crawdad saying I cried the entire time.

Is a crawdad like a kind of Zadi? No, it's like a bug. And, but I was on a plane and someone said, if you're on a plane, you cry more. If you start to cry. I don't know if that's true or not. It sounds like, you cry more if you start to cry. I don't know if that's true or not. It sounds like you orgasm more when you have socks on. It sounds like something in the New York Times.

Okay, that's something that we should research. Yeah, so, oh, finally, do you know Elvis wore eyeshadow? Like all the time. I mean, I feel like Craig would want to do that. I want to be them for Halloween. Oh my god! I think Craig would like that. I think Craig We'll do it because I will tell him he can wear eyeliner

He does he wears eyeliner. He loves wearing eyeliner. Imagine if guys start wearing eyeshadow when they go out Craig We'll only do his Halloween costume if he can wear eyeliner. Do you know how like niche that is for me? I'm like, okay, I'm just pirate together. There we are. That is so fucking funny. Also, everyone watch The Devil in Ohio. I didn't love that. Oh, you watched it? I watched a few episodes.

It was like a little corny, but it like kept my attention. I think I was reading The New York Times too much while I was doing it. Yeah, you had to kind of follow it. But it was about a cult. And like, it kind of, it feels like Hallmark movie. And then it gets like super violent.

Yes. Not that violent, but like people burn to death. Little baby, I watch your documentary about Little Baby. Are you familiar with Little Baby at all? A little baby, yeah. So he's not a baby, that's a different one. Yeah, yeah. Little baby, basically was this like,

I don't want to say drug lord because I don't really know how drug lord is, but he was making a ton of money selling drugs. Like he was like, like millions of dollars selling drugs. Like he's respected in the streets. Nice. Never wanted to be a rapper, but he had an air about him. Like he had like star quality. And he would hang out with rappers. And one day the music company was like, you should rap. And he was kind of like Jay Z. I mean, Jay Z was a drug dealer. Yeah. But this guy like, sometimes they get out of drug dealing

because like, it's just dangerous. They're not making a lot of money. This guy was like killing it. He wouldn't eventually go into jail, he said. Right. But he starts rapping. And he's like, not that good. And he starts rapping, he's like not that good. And he's like, do you realize I'm gonna lose my reputation

in the streets by being a sucky rapper? And it's gonna affect how people see me in the streets. Thank God we haven't lost our reputation in the streets. We, I mean, I'm scared of her day, I'm gonna lose my reputation in the streets. That's why we're out here hustling. So he starts getting good. Next thing you know,

he's a fucking amazing. Wow, good for him. So little baby. What's it on? What did you say? What's it on? I think it's Amazon or who? Or it could be HBO Max. There's too many. I can't. I literally can't. Do you know about Barker Wellness? No. You'd rather have this Barker as a full wellness company. Oh, he just came out with a guy I did see that. But is that not competing with Brad Pitt? No. No! Courtney's wellness company.

Oh. They're selling like... I think his is CBD though, isn't it? Oh. You think it might be. I don't know. The concept of just saying wellness on things and making... I just also feel like if you're a former rock star

I'm probably not gonna go to you for wellness thing Thank you Also, what the fuck does wellness mean? You could put wellness on anything. I think I could go as well as and then we're going to a retreat for my 30th birthday in Idaho so I think I'm so excited I think I'm so excited. I think we should go to a retreat. You're 30th birthday is just us having an intervention. Like I planned my own intervention. Yeah, you go guys, thanks for coming.

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