Giggly Squad - Giggling about our most embarrassing moments, cults, and being unorthodox

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

The gigglers submit their most embarrassing moments ever and it's really embarrassing,Hannah surprises Paige with an incredible guest.Follow @beingbernz @paige_desorbo @giggly.squadShop merch at giggly-squad.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. What is up G to the eye to the G to the G to the L to E R S. E. Oh my gigglers. Gigglers. E R S got it. Didn't know what you were spelling there. It's okay.

We both can't really spell, but that was fun. By the way, you ever go outside and you see a giggler and they just yell to you. I'm a giggler. Yeah. And you're just like, yeah, and then you just keep going. Giggler is gone. And I'm just like, giggler, giggler.

I feel like we're in a secret cult. We are. You just look at a girl and go, hee hee he are. You just like look at a girl and go, hee hee hee. Do you ever look at a girl and you make eye contact and you both start smiling because you both know? And then the girl's like, and I'm like, no, I know. They're like this multi-level marketing scheme is dope.

I did one page. I did have Patsy U in the middle of the day. If you haven't had Patsy U, it's Thai. It's like thick noodles with peanuts. Hannah loves Thai food. I love Thai, but I'm gonna do it. I'm in a food coma right now, but I sometimes do my best pods in a food coma.

Paige, how are you? Good would be a strong word, and but bad would also be a strong word. You know, I'm just, I'm just going through the motions. Yeah, you're also wearing a baseball cap which makes you look like a Hollywood producer. Thank you.

Me and Rand. So. Oh my God. I just imagined you next to 50 cents like promoting a video or like fighting a 50 cents winner. Can you imagine? Side note, there's two types of girls and You're consistently this one type of girl

sex you can pull off a fucking hat I wear a hat. I look like I stole it from a kid in a little league and it never fits my head. It also always looks just Obsiding and then when I wear a normal like a pull over hat, I look like a condom. I don't know like a like in the winter like a beanie. A beanie. I look like a condom. I highly doubt that I'm sure that's all in your head. I love baseball hats and I wear them all the time and my mom says, Paige, baseball hats are for baseball games. And I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to date a Yanke. Yeah, literally.

Trying to date a Yanke. What's going on with the girl across the hall? You wrote all the notes. Oh my God, okay, this is like so many weeks ago. I've gotta see my God. Oh my God, she murdered someone. I watched it all from across my window. No, no.

No, it looks moving. I love her. She, we are doing the cutest thing I literally have a relationship with a girl across the hall. She slipped a note under my door and said, I listen to Gaggley Squad, I absolutely love you, come over anytime. Like, if you want to drink, if you want to talk literally

anything, I slipped her a note back under her door and I was like, my god obsessed with you Anytime I have people over I'm going to knock on your door week exchange numbers She's my friend fun fact page doesn't have people over because she doesn't like people Natural I randomly had an after party last weekend. I went out on a Sunday Which was a while old? I went out on a Sunday and I was a while old. I went out on a Sunday, and I was just like, does everyone want to come back to my apartment? And I was like, wait, why? Did I just see that? Do you know what we called that in college? A-barring. Have you ever

heard of that? No. I think it was a Midwest thing. They'd be like A-barring. Where are we A-barring? And it means like after bar. That's so dumb. That's so Midwest. That's so weird. I say that. I realized someone should have punched us in the face. But it was like who's A-Buying? Yeah. I love that for you. Also, we're gonna tan on your rooftop. Yeah, no, we have to. Have they have like lounge chairs? That's amazing. Because yeah, New York is the summer's horrible unless you're on a rooftop, which is pretty fun. And they have like a waterfall. We could like, I don't know if you're allowed to touch it, but we could.

Why didn't I just envision like a sports illustrated type photo shoot? That's a two on a page. Please go back to your apartment. And to your model, get away from the waterfall. We've literally had enough of you. And then I'm just drinking it because I'm dehydrated. Okay, we have crazy shit to talk about on this pod today and it's

gonna be a little all over the place buckle the fuck up gigglers. I love it. Craft mac and cheese ice cream flavor. Did you try it? No. Oh, I wrote that down. I forgot. I didn't try it. Multiple people said they liked it. Where do you got it? I don't know. I just liked it. Where do you got it? I don't know. I just look, nobody loves cheese more than me. Yeah. Maybe you, but like, if I can eat cheese at every meal,

it's bad, because I'm kind of lactose intolerant. Well, it's gonna say, if you're blocked up, yeah, have some craft mac and cheese. If you're on vacation, you get blocked up, if you're stressed up at work, eat that craft mac and cheese ice If you're on vacation, you get blocked up, if you're stressed out but work, eat that craft mac and cheese ice cream and it will go right through you. Wow, I actually have easy mac.

I'm gonna make it tonight, I feel like I deserve it. You do, maybe it tastes like a cheesecake. It's like yellow cheesecake. Interesting, maybe that is the, like that is the taste. I'm very, very that is the taste. I'm very very Interested in the taste though. Yeah, like I would buy it just to be like what the fuck is this? I kind of wanted to do a fun video series where you take like gross shit like that and put it on a fancy play and serve it Like it's gourmet and see how like people react. I would eat it and pick on that five stars Oh, I love the nuance of the synergy of flavors.

Is this mission? Okay, next. Instagram grid aesthetic. Yeah. How is your Instagram grid aesthetic going? I don't love mine right now. It's so weird that you bring that up because I literally talked to my therapist about it.

Hahaha. And I was like, you know, I feel like I'm just really hard on myself. Like I don't like grid. She's like, when you have weird problem or her outfit, everything's off. I'm really not into my grid right now. Honestly, what I don't you like because I feel like every post is so epic. It's not cohesive. And I literally, Perry and I, not wouldn't fight about this,

but he would be like, are you stressed about your grid? And I would be like, yeah, honestly, I am. And I just, and he'd be like, it's OK. So the reason page and I are best friends is because if you look at my grid, what kind of emotions does it bring you? You don't give a shit. But you have a different, people come to you

for a different thing. So you can have a grid that's all over the place, that's just funny shit. People think that I'm a curated human. Little do they know. I'm literally disgusting. Oh my God. Wait. I saw my dude, how I just literally disgusting. Oh my God. Wait.

I saw my daughter just boyfriend today. Honestly, it's the most consistent relationship with any man that I have in my life right now. Because you want to know what? He's amazing. He's amazing. He doubled my, doubled my dose. He was like, I think we can put you up to the stronger dosage.

And I was like snorting whatever she is giving you. I like in the bathroom. He's like, I'm going can put you up to the stronger dosage and are like snorting whatever she's giving you. I like in the bathroom. He's like, I'm gonna take a biagra, you're gonna take this. Would you hit on him? No! Why? He's not like, he's your boss. I know, but I feel like he's so nice and quiet and just like timid a little bit.

And I don't want to ruin his like, pureness. But you want to know what? He's consistent. He asked me if I was free next month. I said, yep, we made a time and a date. And I'm going back. It's already booked. It's a good friend with his assistant.

He was like, now pick this up at the pharmacy and I'll see you back in a month. And I was just like, I love you. I love that for you, because he also smells nice. You liked the UPS guy because he was consistent and now I'm seeing a pattern. Oh, I loved the UPS guy. Yep. And you would bring Amazon, which is like just a dream.

Just a dream. Just a dream. And I'm so dream. So I really appreciate you asking about my grid. Thank you. I want to let you know that I do actually have an aesthetic. It's me, what it is. My aesthetic for my grid is.

I'm literally going to your profile right now. Are you ready? It is. Zara website chaotic. I'm going to be a big fan of you. Bro, that is literally what your grid is. Your grid is the one in the zone. It makes no sense. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait, I missed this picture of the four couples. It looks like one couple. Where you missed it? Okay. So everyone sends me Ryan Sirhan

and his beautiful Greek wife. She is stunning. Saying that it reminds me of them, of me and Des and then everyone sends me Vanessa Grimaldi who was on Nick Vial season of the Bachelor and her Silver Fox. Oh. And then I joke about like David Foster

and Catherine McPhys aesthetic like Paparazzi. I'm like, that's my vibe. And then I also found who's the fourth I found. Oh me, me and Des. Then Porsche messaged me, she's like, I have a Zaddy too. And I was like, okay, well he does have a gray beard. So he's in the Silver Fox Club. You know what's crazy? He's like, I, well he does have a gray beard, so he's in the silver fox club. No, it's crazy, he's like, I had one too,

but like no one knew. No one knew, because his hair wasn't gray. Yeah, because honestly, I will give Perry this all day long in no way that he looked 10 years older than me. Like he looked like he was third day. We get a lot of, of, Flack is Flack the word, a lot of Flack. Cause does has gray hair, but it's funny when Desh Shaves,

he looks really young too. But anyway, I was just trying to normalize the aesthetic of Zaddy's. I love that. I like, I think I need one. You know, I'm done with these like children. Yeah, I just posted like, you know, the Kim Kardashian take-tack where she's like, it's actually a full-time job. It's really difficult and a lot of people don't

understand whatever. I said that's dating guys in their 20s. You don't know your clitoris is, it's a full-time job. It really is. They're just in a different, they're just in a different life space. Okay, that was while I was laughing before because on this pod, we've all said things that we later changed our minds on. And you were like, I've never wanted to just party more. And I do not want to talk to anyone. No, no, no one should ever take my advice or listen to me because I am the most fickle

person ever. I will be in love with someone one day. As you know, I was like talking to someone about plastic surgery, ranting about plastic surgery as one does. And I realized, you can look like every other girl, you could try to be a cool girl, and that's a generic human. That no guy is going to be like, wow, that girl has something different that is authentic to my differentness. Like that girl's X factor is my X factor. Yeah. So you have to be so

authentic to yourself for someone to even see something. Like, yeah, I think like does I cried to him on the phone every night at summer house when we were going to know each other. But he saw me at my most vulnerable, which no guys ever seen me vulnerable before. Yeah. So that makes sense. So like, he thought it was, I was talking to another guy who was like, he probably thought it was attractive that he saw like, wow, this girl's being so fucking vulnerable with me and I respect that.

But again, if he's the wrong guy, it wouldn't have worked. Wait, that is actually, okay, that's my fucking open store. Yeah, let's like... Not my vagina. Yeah, I just got like a visual of like your vagina having like... I think weird things. I was just like, oh, I'm sure. That's what I call my badge.

It's like, ooh, UTIs. I have always... prided myself on like talking to guys and being like like I'm a cool girl. Yeah, whatever. I'm not like those other girls Like I don't give a fuck like do what you want cool Like let's keep it moving and recently my mom has been like Stop always trying to just like be whatever about it and be cool like are you pissed off off, fucking tell them you're pissed off. And I was just like, can I do that? Like am I allowed to do that? Because guys have given girls such this fucking stigma

of like you're crazy and like you're too emotional. You're annoying, you're gonna have a long chain. Yeah, like oh my god, she's always texting me and blah, blah, blah. I have a really hot take that I've never set out loud. Wow. You know like the guys you think is really hot and who's with a girl. Yeah.

And she always seems like slightly annoyed with him. Yeah. Like don't, girl friends, always the one who gets the guy doesn't she always seems slightly annoyed with him. Yes. She's like, ew. I think it's because like she's not that real with him. Yeah.

Like, you are, I was such a cool girl. Like I could be so pleasant for six months. If it was too hot in the room, I wouldn't be like, can you turn the air conditioning on? I would just be like, we're fine. We're does the first guy that I'm like, I want the air conditioning on. And I was very interested in that. I'm very interested in that. No, but I totally got it.

I just couldn't form to anything he needed. And those guys don't like that. There are billions of girls doing the same thing as you are. So just would conform to anything he needed. And those guys don't like that. There are billions of girls doing the same thing as you are, so why would you be different? And further fucking more. Yeah. All this fucking plastic surgery, I'm sorry.

I'm on my plastic surgery. These girls are getting fucking lit fillers and fucking fillers and change their fucking face. You know how fashion's a trend? Yeah. Oh my God. Yes, are you kidding? Plastic surgery is a fucking face. You know how fashion's a trend? Yeah. Oh my God. Yes. Are you kidding? Plastic surgery is a fucking trend. Step cutting your face up because in four years it's not going to be in style to have your eye look like a fox. Your eyes

might have you know how much eyebrows have changed over four years. Right. I was just gonna say that. Based on a trend you saw on Instagram to make guys like you. Wait my eyebrows used to be so thin in college looking at pictures makes me literally want to hurl. But moral of this story, if you see me out in the streets yelling at a man, mind your business, mind your business, because I'm just going to start being such a fucking bitch and like I don't give a shit. Cool, I don't care.

Do you know what I like does? because he calls me out of my bullshit? Yeah, he does I've heard him do it You're like okay, no, I don't I did something and he called me cocky today Yeah, and I was like don't use that word. I'm not cocky and I walk away and he's like Yeah, you are and I'm in the bathroom and I was like I could start a huge fight right now And then just come back in I go I was like, I could start a huge fight right now. And then I just come back in, I go, I am cocky. And then we just came in, but it's like, he calls me out how no guy has ever called me out before.

Yeah, I am just gonna start calling guys out and just being like, you're a fucking dick. But, and be authentic about it. Like not just to do it, like really speak from your heart. I just like always have this fear of being over emotional. I hate being over emotional. Yeah, because when you're over emotional society calls you hysterical and crazy. But I do think that if you're holding me, what I would do is I don't want to be over emotional, so I'd hold it in the whole relationship. And then one day I'd fucking snap. One day he would do one thing and I'd be like, yeah, lose my number, never talk to me again.

He'd be like, what? And I'd be like, I can't do this anymore. I actually remember the first time I ever just like snapped on Perry. Wow, it was good. Wow, it was good. I had a lot of air time. Dude, I would just hold things in and then he would do one thing and I would just be like, you know what? You're so fucking annoying I would just be like, you know what?

You're so fucking annoying and he'd be like, you're psychopath. And like, yeah, you feel like a psycho because that's crazy to snap. So if so the yeah, so really what we're saying is be a bitch the whole time. Snap it everything. And they won't be blindsided when you actually snap bitch. I actually people don't talk about how hard it is to have relationship conversations. Like, I feel like I'm good at like hooking the guy, but then when you're in the relationship, you actually have to like keep watering the plant. Like, yeah. Like you work so hard on like getting, finding someone and then it's like, oh, you're not just perfect puzzle pieces. You have to like understand their demons

and how to work with your demons. Like that should comes out when you're being yourself. I'm the opposite. I'm good at like, I don't know actually what I'm gonna. I have another hot take. As someone who, as women, who get UTIs, I believe that if you constantly get UTIs when you're sleeping with a guy, and the chemistry is not right for you. I said what I said.

I said what I said, because I don't get UTIs that often, but there are certain specific dudes that would give them to me, and my body was rejecting them. Absolutely. Okay, as someone who gets UTIs all the fucking time, like I literally could just think about a UTI and they'll be like, and now you have one. And I'm like, I didn't even have sex with anyone. This is fucked up. Like I will legit get them from tampons. Like it is not cool. Like I'm like guys. This is, it wasn't a person like Whatever so I get them all the time I was hanging out with this one guy

I'm like we were being sexually active and like more than normal and I didn't get a UTI and I was like Is this my husband There's no fucking way forget all the other advice rock If you don't get a UTI, that's your man's. That is your fucking man's. I literally woke, I called my mom. And I was like, I don't have a UTI. And she was like, I don't feel like I need to know this, but happy for you.

I use you, Cora. Wait, I use you, Cora, though. It's just like Brandon, Brandon, my dad saw it on the today show if anyone gets UTIs and my dad literally called me because he knows I was the cutest human in the world. He's like my page he gets UTIs. I don't know what it is but it says it helps. Like no way does he think it's from sex. She was a bathing suit for too long. I don't know what he's doing. But this is Brandon's called You Koran.

It's basically like vitamins. And when I feel one coming on, I'll just like pop one of the vitamins and I won't get it. This is important. This really important. This really important. Yeah. Finally, what I wrote down, we love Nick Vial. Yeah.

I don't know if I pronounced his last name right? Because I started joking with him about it and then I can never remember it right but I like his clips on TikTok. Yeah. And his most recent one was with this girl Olivia O'Brien a singer. Okay. And she had a hot take. She said, whoever has the power in their relationship is the house that you guys hang out at most. And that shit is ring so true for me. Oh. Sorry, I'm thinking about back to literally everyone I should have ever dated.

My most toxic relationship where I was legitimately with, with someone who was very controlling. Literally, never, he was in like an outer burrow. And I would get on the train to go this outer burrow to meet up with him all the time. And then once I was throwing a birthday party on this boat and I said, can we stay at my place so I can wake up and be with all my friends and go on this boat and I said, can we stay at my place so I can wake up and be with all my friends and go on the boat in Manhattan.

And it was like a whole thing to stay at my place the night of my birthday. And then all night, he complained about my bed being creaky and had like a full-on tantrum. Panic attack. And I was literally in the bed being like, yeah, this relationship's over. Here's's the other thing though I'm a bad judge with that because I lived in a studio apartment so like there was nowhere to hang out

yeah you know like even if guys had roommates it was bigger apartment stunning gorgeous even like jail guy it was like beautiful it moved a guy, it was like beautiful, it moved a lot, but it was just like, it was gorgeous. It was nicer. The jail cell had a window. But now in my new apartment, oh my god, in my new apartment since April, I have not once gone to a guy's apartment. You're running shit.

I'm running it. Like you can come here. I mean I'm not leaving my couch. Someone even came here to end it with me. But I do think in relationships, healthy ones have more of a balance of like Macrophasing or what's a cat starts with a C when you We don't know how to oh wait. What is that work? Listen to this podcast maybe like they are highest shit all the time Like we can't think of anything This podcast started on lives where the whole fun was, it was like fill in the blank for giga-gloves. We'd be like, what's the need for that person

to do that movie and said this? And they'd be like, yeah, I'm a robby. Yeah, I'm a robby, too. We'd be like, yup. Wait, I was just going to say something. But I literally can't remember. What were we talking about? We were talking about compromising, being

at guys' apartments, having a balance. I will say this. Not to bring Perry up again, but like... Are you two... Can't dream me about him recently? No, I think it's just because one of my friends called me and told me that it was like in New York and I just like haven't spoken to him and I was like, oh I should catch up with him. Anyway...

You still go with X's leave him alone. I know, I know I should leave him alone. Leave him alone. No, I'm gonna leave him alone. No, but like, free Perry. Seriously, the poor guy, he's had enough, you know, and the one more can he do to him. Leave Perry alone.

I realized that I, this is gonna be also so mean. I realized that I wasn't in love because Perry's day consisted of like, how could he make my day easier? Do you know what I mean? Like, what could he do that like, if I needed to go to my apartment, could he drive me there and then like, you know, like, what would make my life easier?

Or he would like, think about me on his way home and like, get a, get a cookie or something. He never about me on his way home and like get a cookie or something. He never got me a cookie. That's a lot. Something, you know, I did not do one thing for this man. Like I didn't even wake up. I maybe woke up and made the bed four times.

I never cooked for him. I never thought like, oh, he likes this. I'm going to grab the set the grocery store. I never thought like, oh, he likes this. I'm gonna grab the set the grocery store. I never did that. When I meet a guy and I wanna do all this domestic shit, I'm literally like, what's going on? It's happening in my body again. Like, I like someone. I will make you a girl cheese sandwich at 2am.

You want it? For sure. I'll do it. Like, I have changed bed sheets to for a man to get into like a crisp bed at 3 a.m. after being out in my department. That's what you do for me. I know.

Basically, what I do for you is what I do for guys that I like. It's so crazy. You know what I'll be friendship, but you're right. I fucking cooked best dinner. Yeah, that's all during the pandemic. No, it's not. I had a guy over the other night and he was like, oh, should we make popcorn?

And I was like, yeah, like sure, put it in the microwave. He made it, like put it in a bowl and brought it over. And I was like, dude, we're gonna eat this popcorn raw. And so I took it, I melted butter, and then I did butter and layers. And he was like, oh my God, I love this. And I was like, yeah, I fucking like you. And it's so annoying. What was, I love this and I was like, yeah, I fucking like you and it's so annoying

What was did your mom ever tell you I think it's from a comedy or something But it's like the guys coming over you should have cookies in the oven So it smells like that is from a movie. It's from movie, but it's terrible and not true, but I do think that I wait. No, keep going. Okay, no, no. It's a TikTok thing, so tell me, keep going and not tell you.

I was gonna say a TikTok. Ha he goes, I love that algorithm. My algorithm is amazing. How to manifest someone falling in love with you. It's like, write this down through time, so then say it six, and I'm like, okay, you know. Um, he said, I'm not gonna try this because this is diabolical and crazy, but like, obviously I thought about it.

He said chew nicotine gum. Oh no. Okay. Chew nicotine gum. Make out with them, you're hooking up with them, you're like doing all the stuff. They think that they've become addicted to you. They're addicted to the nicotine. They know it's the sickest thing I've ever heard. How crazy is that? How crazy is that? I told you about the vagina thing. No. It has a name, and I forgot what it is.

But it's like, they said to like put your finger in your vagina. I don't know. You have to tell me this. This is after a like run or no. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But you like put the. I did it. I tried it. You told me to do it last summer. I did it. I tried it you told me to do it last summer I said it I fucking did this behind your ear like perfume and They're like I like all over you. I didn't I maybe try to once I don't think Perry could get away from me fast enough I was like wait I'm doing this thing like do you want to have sex with me more than usual and he was like no

Get out of here and I was like cool But I also think you're a thing with Perry. I don't know relationships behind closed doors, but it sounds like he was conforming a lot to what to make you happy and what you might want it. And like, we both just weren't each other's people. Like, we're, I would agree to say that we're both amazing.

We just weren't amazing together. And I know that like, look, one day some guys just going to be like, her, can't live without her. And until that day comes, I'm just going to be drunk. And that is our TED talk. And that's our mental health moment. Just fucking pour yourself a glasses of killer. What is this deliberate on the notes?

Any giggler found out their boyfriend was cheating and became friends with the girl. I can't remember now. But I was watching a show. Yeah. What was I watching and something? And I was just wondering if like, I wonder how many girls are out there

that realize that their boyfriend was cheating on them with some girl, but like the girl they were cheating on them with didn't know they had a girlfriend. Now it's so easy with social media to be like, like literally a guy DM me the other day who I used to talk to and I was like, bro, you have a girlfriend and he was like, currently yes, but like, we should get drinks and I'll fill you in.

I was like, shut the fuck up. Well, during quarantine, there was like, currently yes, but like, we should get drinks and I'll fill you in. I was like, Shut the fuck up. Well during quarantine, there was like Miami relationships and then like New York relationships and you could be like So I just I want to know if there's any girls that found out their boyfriend was cheating on them with a girl The the girl didn't know and if they met and became friends and like are still friends. I didn't know and if they met and became friends and like are still friends. I just didn't know. Yeah. I mean, so if that's happened anyone tell us. Very interesting. Very interesting.

I mean, Sierra and I are besties, but she also, it was different. Oh yeah, that was different. I actually one of my best girlfriends, I met her because she was dating a guy and I was dating a different guy. And somehow in like six months we switched guys and didn't really know it, found out about it, became friends, would go on double dates. She's still one of my best friends. I just love when you realize like, the end of the day, it's not competition.

If someone wants to be with someone, someone wants to be with someone. Don't be shy. Don't be messy unless you're on a real estate. I always say, and I like have to give myself the advice all the time. There's no such thing as mixed signals. If he likes you, you'll know. And if he doesn't, you'll be confused. And you'll be like, what's this being? What's this text mean? And it's really? Whenever my friend sends text going, what do you think he means? Or do you think I should? All these questions are your body telling you like something's wrong.

If I have to call my girlfriends 10 times about a guy, I'm like, what am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, I love this for us. Yeah. We're just like realizing things. My vibe right now is just living life. So obviously the Giggly Squad would be nothing

without the Gigglers, so I'm on this thing where I love to put into stories, asking them questions. I love that. So I'm laughing so hard, because I like to just throw shit out and see what comes back. I said, what's most embarrassing shit you guys have ever done? Just to feel better about our lives, you know?

Yeah, it's pretty fun. I'm gonna try and think of one for me too, as we're doing these. I help one for me. Okay, okay. And I think if you can learn how to not be embarrassed in life, you can do anything. Yeah. And I think that's so true. That's one of my strengths. Like my grew up with my dad trying

to embarrass me all the time. So the point that I was just like, you're just funny. You can mortify me in three seconds. Yeah. It takes so much for me to be embarrassed. I've like ended it with guys because I'm like, you do dumb shit in front of people and it makes me I was like seeing a guy and he would just yell like penis in the street and I was like I'll never speak to you again Like it's not funny to me. You're embarrassing me. Also the penis game is so sexist-wise Anyway, okay the first time I met my ex-boyfriends mom I introduced myself with the wrong name What was the name? I don't know.

I love that. How do you recover from that? That's hilarious. My friend, I think it was Emma Wilman, this great comic. I think I might begin the story wrong, but she said she met Amy Schumer for the first time. And she said, hi, Amy, I'm Amy. Or like, hi, I'm Amy. Like like she just fucked it up. Yeah, I

get that you get so nervous when I said Mr. Andy like that's weird. Yeah, that's so weird. Um, my boyfriend tickled the fart out of me and it was so loud in front of his super Italian grandpa and mom. Oh my god. Oh, girl girlfriend in front of your family. It's fucking awkward. I would be so mad at him. Dislocated my knee and in that glove and had to be carried by the best. That is amazing. She worked so hard. She was probably trying to do the walk dance that she does so intense.

Got caught liking a pic from 2008. We've been there. If I had a dollar. Um, boyfriends brother walked in behind me when I... S, his sucking his dick with my pants down, Tant, Pond String Hanging. Oh! Oh my God. Blacked out and threatened to stab my sister's boyfriend in the eye with a fork, he sucks.

Called my teacher, dad. Oh, I used to do that all the time. I let all of you call everyone, Mom. Yeah. I always called my teacher's mom. I would let my ex take my phone when I was in his car because he wanted zero distractions. Interesting.

How is that? I don't know. First of all, no. Second of all, no. No, kick him out of the car get a new Uber driver yeah break up with him I stole a gift I gave him faked passing out at a party to get attention it worked that's absolutely fucking amazing but she's like I 911 I need attention right now Oh my god, I love that Far did on a guy I was seeing for two weeks on his leg in my sleep now he's my husband

Like did she know? Quieft when I stood up in the middle of a busy break room I just had to even happen. I have Creeft and yoga before. I've never, other than like when it's appropriate. No, I Creeft, there's this thing where you go on your back and you go to your... I just hate the word. It's not a gross thing because it's literally just

actual air. Yeah. But the word makes it sound like it's some crazy disease that we have. But I do, I think I like, you put your legs up in the air and there's something by like the air going down and then when you're in the truck. Yeah. It's just fucking science and like, that's why I do yoga with music in the background. But I like queives because I could blame.

Okay, this is really bad. I found the one I wanted It's also the way these people write it I shit at a guy's house stomach explosion and it wouldn't flush so I scooped it all out with the cup and the trash under toilet paper And then the bathroom had to fucking reek Dude, do you know that's my worst nightmare? That is my worst nightmare. That is my, oh my god, I literally just started sweating. Like, because I've been in situations where I'm like, I don't know if this is flushing and the pure panic that

runs through your fucking body and then when it goes down you're like, oh my god. Or you just have to it's not going down So you have to just put a ton of toilet paper over it to just make it look like I would just like intensely peed and it's not going down Or be like oh it must it was like clogged when I went in oh I don't know these things were in relationships, but I know really thank you We've been watching some shit and We've been watching some shit. I've been watching some shit. We have some updates. This is like our front page news.

Did you watch promising young woman? Okay, so I started watching it last night and I fell asleep, I have to finish it tonight. Here's how we feel. I like her, but there's something about the movie's very dry. Like the mess it, it doesn't get crazy. Crazy, it is the most twisted ending I've seen in a while in a movie. Wow, it's one of those things where you're like, I don't know how I feel.

And then the plot starts moving and then the plot moves and you're like, okay, this is art. I've been doing this new thing where I only watch TV outside in my living room and then when I go to bed, I really try not to turn the TV on and just go to sleep. And then you say, and then I watch movies when I'm in my bed. Because I'll say up till 3am. Yeah. That's just my thing. I fucking love staying up late.

I don't care. I will sleep in and then do things till I will be doing things at 1am. The girl sending emails at 1am, because I'm like, this is when I'm doing it. I get inspired at 10pm. That's my inspiration. Same. Prime creative. Prime creative.

Organizational things happen at 11pm. If there's something about knowing, there's so much pressure during the day to do things, the second the pressure's gone, and people think, I'm like, okay, now I can work without a pressure. I'm like, should I redo my closet? Is this working for me? So promising young woman, when you watch it,

we'll catch up on that. Okay. You are having real strong opinions on love Island. Go off this. What's happening? Okay. Look, I fucking love love Island UK. Not doing it for me this year.

Just not doing it for me. I was even possible because I thought it was a perfect formula of like these people who talk with these amazing slang words that are always maintaining their hot, it's messy. Times are changing. They're not using the same slang words that like we, they used to use, because like look, words like change and like then they have new words.

There's a new word that they keep saying and I can't even think of it. But like, and I've pinpointed it to what it is. Every season that I've pinpointed it to what it is. Every season that I've watched, like from the beginning, I've seen a girl that I'm like, I'm obsessed with you. Like, no, I need to know everything about you. I love you so much, I'm obsessed with you. And there hasn't been a person, like when Molly may walked in,

I was like, no, I fucking love her. Like, I, and I've still loved her. There's no one on this season that I'm like, yeah, infatuated with. So then I went to love island you ask, it's okay. It's okay. It's actually, it's pretty good. But like it's, I'm just not in like the love island move. Maybe it's I'm on such an I hate mentor that I can't even I can't even watch it I'm like you're gonna be going through your own dating bullshit. It's like why do I need to watch more dating bullshit? I'm like fuck you guys Then you also wrote on on orthodox life

Have you watched no, but I've, is this like a new thing? Because there's been a lot of different types of like unorthodox orthodox. OK, no, this is a reality show about this woman named Julia, who was in an orthodox community until she was 40 years old. She got out. She is now like the CEO of Elite Model Management. Oh my God. She is like super fucking successful. She has How many kids does she have four kids? So she's very interesting

The most interesting and she's married to this great personality. She's married to this Italian man. So the She got a divorce her oldest daughter. her name is Bhatt Shava. And I immediately became obsessed with her. I went on Instagram and I saw that she followed me. And I was just like, no one obsessed with you. I followed her back and then I went to go message her and be like, no, I love you. We have messaged.

And I didn't know who she was. She just messaged me something. And we just't know who she was. She just like messaged me something and we just like kind of chatted back and forth like about like clothes and like whatever. And then I messaged her and I was like, I'm so obsessed with you and the show and your outfits are so cute and she was like, I would love to get drinks.

And I was like, I absolutely done. Oh my God, that is so adorable. I know, a lot better. She got married at 19, she's so interesting. Like on the show, she started wearing jeans. And her husband was like, I don't know if I'm okay with that. Because they all grew up Orthodox and then they all left. So it was an awesome thing.

I grew up in Brooklyn where there was a big Orthodox Jewish community. So, like, you see it a lot and it's like, what's it called, Muncie? I mean, it was like the Pacific Jews. Yeah. But there's like so many different levels and then like, so many different levels. I just think it's fascinating. It's fascinating. It's fascinating when they get out of it. And also I watched a little bit of the preview and it was talking about how the kids were kind of grappling with like how they were raised and what they were taught to now their mom flipping

and being like, actually, we don't believe in that anymore. And being like, mom, what the fuck? Yeah. So crazy. Just the thought of like getting married at 19 is nuts to me. It's about so many people have did it and did it. So many people in the history of the world do it. But I do love her and her husband.

And I really do think that they're very much in love. Yeah. So maybe it works for some people. So you just have so many new friends, the girl across the hall, the girl on unorthodox. And it's like, yeah, it's great. But am I gonna hang out with anyone? Probably not. I'm probably gonna stay in my apartment.

The more the story is, women are better than men. Also, can we discuss Kelly Rip and her husband? Yeah, let's. So I have this thing. She pulls out her thesis. She goes, let's. So I have this thing. She pulls out her thesis, she goes in conclusion. My hypothesis. I have this thing where I get obsessed with couples. Yeah. Like I'm obsessed with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. I'm obsessed with Ashton Kutcher and Mielecunis. I'm obsessed with Ashton Kutcher and Mela Kunis, I'm obsessed with John Krizensky and Emily Blunt, and I'm fucking obsessed with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. And here's why. Give it to me.

They met while being on a soap opera together, and it was basically fucking love at first sight. And they were like, fuck this, we're going to Vegas, we're getting married. I don't think they were dating more than six months. Love it. They have been married for however many years. They have grown in their careers together. She, I mean, arguably is way more successful than him. He's been on a morning show for fucking years.

And like, I just think it's so admirable that she's so fucking successful. And like, he does his own thing and he's on random shows and sometimes he co-hosts with her. But like, he's still so fucking obsessed with her. And I just, and it's like, what's he? He looks like Sean. He looks like Shine. He looks like Shine. He looks like Shine. They like met when they were young.

They didn't really know each other that well or were dating for that long before they got married. And they've just, I just think it's admirable. We stand. So she posted like this sexy photo with him. Yeah. And like she's funny on Instagram with him. And I love it.

Yes. I mean, it is so scary to be in a relationship in the public eye. And like you want to protect certain things, but it's also really cute that they're like older, they have kids and they're like, we fuck, we're fucking. Like the, you know how we talk about like, if you are posting a picture with your significant other and the captions so sappy

and we're just like, well, like such losers. I want a relationship where like we post dumb shit together. Yeah. Where it's like, I don't know, I wanna like post my boyfriend for his birthday and be like, what's your name again? Like, you know, like I want it. Yes, you wanna make each other laugh, but also, yeah.

Like culprit. I am culprit of shit we don't like. Yeah. I like Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin. Yeah, they're just weird. They have like full conversations in the comments, like baby. No. I'm here for you.

Oh, that means you're staying on the couch with her. I already know that my next boyfriend, when it is his birthday, I'm literally gonna post a picture of both of us and the caption is just gonna be HBD. That's it. I love how you have all your captions. Oh my goodness, so many captions for your boyfriend.

Also, I also know the picture that I want it to be. I'm gonna be like sitting in a chair and I think I want him over me and like him hugging me. Do you know what your next style photo is going to be? Yeah I do. It's actually going to be. It's going to be like in Central Park or maybe out in front of like the public library and it's going to be very like black and white and it's going to be like kind of like old Hollywood but like not like you know I want to wear like a vintage Dior. When he proposes. No this is my engagement photos but how are you gonna announce it like it's random. Oh okay

no I'm not until you do the photo shoot. Oh god now. Okay. Oh god now. Okay but my engagement I don't want pictures I don't want it to be videoed I want to be laying in bed and I want him to turn over and be like Hey, I have a question. I'll be like no, I'll cry. Let's go to breakfast I want to go to like a diner after yeah, and I wanted to just be like really cool just the two of us it's so funny Oh my god, where is This call manifestation people was so funny is like when we needed to announce our engagement to the public, I had no, I was like,

wait, how do you do it? Like in a cool way? And I was literally googling like, how do people announce engagements? Yeah, remember when that girl went viral because her husband did that whole like scavenger hunt, She got fired from her job. Where'd she got fired from her job? Yeah, she worked at Goop. Cause she was supposed to be at work or something? No, I don't know.

Something weird happened and it was like, it was like set up. No, no, no. It was like a promo thing for a brand. Yeah, and it looked like it was a whole thing. That was like a couple of years ago. That is shady. Oh my god Being a giggler is a full-time job and it's a lot harder than then people think of me seeing

We're ending with another fucking amazing segment Which is something I just started on TikTok because I've known your girls been TikTok-talking. Yeah, you really have. You've actually been doing really well too. And we got to thank you. I've been trying my best. I literally text Alina, Arjunzi, consultant all the time to be like, how do I post a TikTok? But I recently decided it's funny to do celebrity lists. Yeah. And I just want you just did was fascinating. The ghost one or the cult one?

The cult one. Okay. Thank you, because I'm going to report it to Giggly Squad right now. Okay. Um, so I did celebrities who weren't cults, because I saw something about a celebrity who was an occult and I was like, how many celebrities have an occult? And I started googling it and it's like a lot of celebrities

have been in cults. And I haven't connected the why or the where, but I will get back to you with that. But I want to tell you my findings. First, we have Joaquin Phoenix. He was in a cult. Joaquin Phoenix. How the fuck did you just say his name?

Oh, I was thinking of Joaquin Noah. He's a tennis player. I apologize. I fucked it up immediately. I'm so bad at front page news. Okay. Joaquin. I said I pronounced Bob wrong. You know that Joaquin Phoenix has a baby with um. Oh my god, it's gonna come to me. Keep going and when more of Rooney, Mara Rooney. Yeah. Is that Samara? Fuck you.

Joaquin Phoenix, sorry, the name has a lot of vowels next to vowels and it threw me off. Joaquin Phoenix was in a cult called Children of God, which apparently on YouTube Children of God has a great documentary, but he was born in it and they escaped when he was three years old. Good for them. Where is it? Where were they? In California. I don't know, but a lot of them were in California.

Yeah. Then when you're a writer, New York has no time for it. Before it. Where like, is just a cult in itself. Yeah, and he's like, what? No. Cool.

When no one arrived, it was in the rainbow commune and some people were commenting. They were like, communes aren't cults true. But this one in particular was a cult and she got out of it. I think there was allegedly some kind of abuse going on. But it was one of those where there was no electricity, no. I think it wasn't. There's a funny movie with Paul Rod and him and I forget who plays his wife and they go and they join a comm, you and it's just very funny.

I think they do shrooms and stuff. Or it might have been that it wasn't sustainable after a while and they kind of had to leave. So, yeah, that's what happened with her, known a writer. Yep. And one thing led to another and I burned my back. She burned her back. This is my favorite one. Okay. Michelle Fyfer. Blossom. Who I still don't know why the peon, the F are next to each other, but Michelle Pfeiffer was a Britharian. This is some crazy shit. She moves to Hollywood, bright eyed, and bushy tailed. And she doesn't have a lot of friends.

She meets some people who are Britharians. Basically, it's a cult where you pay money and they're convinced that humans are like plants and they need photosynthesis. Okay. You don't eat or drink and you get all they need photosynthesis. Okay. You don't eat or drink and you get all your energy just from the sunlight. So it's like a bunch of hot people not eating. Okay, so then when do you die?

I guess that's the only way to leave the cult. No, seriously, like how long you can literally be the end of this cult for 11 days? I have to look into it because it seems so fucking insane. I wonder, I don't know how it happened, but she was in it until she got a role about a woman being in a cult and read the script and was like, holy fuck, I'm in a cult. What? What? In the fuck look.

I think sometimes I make up, make some fucked up decisions. And I don't think I have my life together, and I do a lot of bad shit, and I'm like, damn, I shouldn't have done that. Never in my damn life. Am I paying someone to make me think I have photos, can you photosynthesis? Like, never am I joining a cult? Or like, never am I fucking my life up that bad, Michelle? But what I'm trying to say is that anyone can get stuck in a cult. Similar story to unorthodox. I watched the nexium documentary. Did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it was an Albany. I was like, wait, am I going to see anyone I know in this? And you know the like beautiful blonde whose mother was like trying to get her out of the cult? Yeah. So I looked her up on Instagram and she followed me. So we're friends. Isn't it crazy sometimes? Sometimes it's crazy to see like who follows you and stuff. My favorite is when it's like, I'm talking to a guy

and he starts dating a girl or something, I'm like, whatever she follows me. So I was about to say, my favorite thing is when I'm random stalking people, which is my favorite thing to do. I see a random girl that I think is pretty. Find out who her boyfriend is is get intrigued by his sister and get so down and what about it? A rabbit hole.

Yeah. And you're in like a weird rabbit hole. Yeah. And you're just like, wait, are we friends? Like I love seeing that where I just like, I'm like, wait, I see a random girl on Instagram. I'm like, I think I'm obsessed with her and she follows me and then I'm just like,

it's just cool. It's weird and I feel like the giggler community is a big part of it and we love you guys Rose McGowan what is trans also in children of God and she got out because there was like allegedly abuse and I think she her dad took her from it when she was seven finally we have David and Patricia Arquette who were in the Skymont commune. What was that? It was a commune that was similar and it was scary and their whole family was in it. They have like five or six, they was just like a huge family thing. Oh, okay, sorry, I was remembering. There was a lot of like drugs and alcohol involved.

Like it was a commune, but like their parents were like- Wait, where was it? They're parents were just getting like drugs and fucked up and like being like- They're commune and it's like, You guys are drug addicts. Half these communes are literally, they're just doing drugs and having orgies.

Yeah, it's just like, it's some, some hippie stuff that like, you like it because it's minimalistic But I guess it was enabling some addictions and um I'm about being minimalistic, but like if I'm not Showering and the water's not going down a drain count me. They'll fuck out Like seriously an outdoor shower at someone's beach home is as far as I will go I'm sorry like if I don't have toilet paper

Like the amount of we don't talk about the amount of toilet paper. I think girls in general, or I go through in a given day between, it's kind of insane. Your period, peeing, pooping, and having sex. Yeah. I go through miles, and I was like, I would like, tell Dez, I'm like, we use so much chili paper and he's like,

yeah, I guess Des was gone for like four days. I went through all the two big bunnies. She had just fought, he's innocent. I noticed the other day, I was like, damn, I am taking the trash out every night. Every night I am taking the fucking trash out and I'm like, what is going on? To the point where Sierra was over at my apartment

she goes, I have watched you. Do you know you consume a lot of trash? And I was just like, I know. Why do I always have to? She's like, you are a little adult and thing, but you create more trash than a small country. You know what's crazy. Well, fun fact, I got yelled at because you were putting

all the trash and then I had to take it out and I couldn't keep up. I was like, do I not much trash this little girl screaming for me? I literally, I'm always like throwing shit away. Pages like leaving shit all over the house being like, why isn't Hannah picked it up? Yeah, okay our last cult, Addison Ray, No way, in the high-pouse. and Ray, no way, in the high-pouse. I think TikTok is a cult.

TikTok is a cult. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. Yes, thank you. We love you so much. Any announcements? We're working on New Merch. We're really excited. A big holiday collection.

We're very excited. We're doing things in advance. Go to hannover.com for comedy tickets. Follow us on TikTok, follow us on Instagram. Oh, like, subscribe, review, swipe up. We have these comedy. We have these comedy reviews. It helps the podcast.

We don't care if they're mean. We really don't care. We literally don't care. Yeah. We're for it. We thrive on it. We love it. I need something to use. It's something we have in the past. We don't it. We love it. I need something to we have a depression. We don't know about ourselves

or right so. Something I haven't said to myself while I live in bed. Well look in the mirror at 3 a.m. Everyone have a great rest of your week and we'll talk to you later. And I'm signing off on this business call goodbye. I'll see you later. And I'm signing off on this business call. Goodbye. Yes. Yes.

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