Giggly Squad - Giggling about our reunion outfits, couples therapy, and Bennifer

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

Paige and Hannah reflect on their fashun choices at the reunion and Hannah has a traumatic experience at zara. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up my belly laughers, it's giggle time. Do you want to know something? I don't like the word belly. I know what I just realized I hate the word belly and I hate that I said it. And I've hated it since I was little, like whenever kids in middle school or whatever, but I have a belly ache. I'm like, you know what? We're just stomach ache. We're all up.

We're just trying to off. But also the word stomach, so hard to spell. Like so hard, so hard. Wait, people don't talk about it enough. People don't talk about it. That and tongue. I can never spell tongue. Yeah. And tongue comes up a lot more in text messages. You're a hoe. Because yeah, sex is really ruined when you fuck up the word tongue. Dude, nothing ruins a sex more than like a misplaced word or a grammatical error.

Yeah, grammatical error. I just killed the entire fucking mood. And then you have to send like the asses to the world. You're like, you're gonna do what with my what? That's not the right word. That's why guys voice notes. Voice notes all fucking day. Wow. Have you done voice notes texting?

No, I have not. Oh, what? I have not. Yeah, no. Wow, that's it. Wow, that's it. And you don't have to immediately respond. You could think of what you're gonna say.

You should just send a random one to me. Yeah, I think I might just go rogue and send a random voice note sacs and see what anyone does. Just like do heavy breathing. And then if he's like not into it, be like, oh my God, I'm kidnapped. I was telling you I need help.

Oh my God, that must have been like a butt voice note. So sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Anyway, I think we have a lot to go through today. We don't want to start off with discussing our looks for the reunion. Thank you for everyone who sent me messin' is. Messin' is.

Did you just have a stroke? Right, yeah, yeah. Thank you for everyone who sent me messages to give me a little wellness check. You know, we're okay, we're okay here. We're learning. We're growing. What was your look page and why? Okay, so my look-up makes reviews. And for the people who didn't like it, dead to me.

I love it. You're not like, that's your opinion, you go, you don't know shit. You don't know shit about anything. You really don't understand fashion and someone hurt you in a past life. I will say this, it's very hard to pick out outfits for TV because things look so different on TV than they do in person. My dress looked a lot lighter on camera than it was.

I feel like it was more pinky in camera. I mean, in real life. Yeah. But I wanted to dress that was, you know, like a little bit formal, but like classic. And like, I love a big bow or like a big sleeve or like something that's like out there. Well it's like we're not going to the club. Like we're not trying to be sexy. We're trying to have like kind of a little bit of a moment, but not too much of a moment. It's a hard decision, because everyone's judging you too.

Like they literally, I never felt like a weekly where it's like who were it worse? And you're just like, oh God. I never did beauty pageants as a child, but they would have fucked me up. Like I felt like it was like a beauty pageant. And I didn't want to go super simple. Like I feel like I'm a lot more fat.

Like I love fashion a lot more than a girl safer. Yeah, I could have gone safer, but then what do I stand for? I want a conversation piece. What's your purpose in life if you play safe? Right, if I was just running like a plane dress. So where did you get your dress and what was the inspiration? My inspiration was, my inspiration originally was Ariana Grande because she's been doing like a very 60s vibe and I was like I want something like that and then I saw this dress

on sax and it was expensive but I was like let's do it and then I saw that Ariana wore that exact dress in one of her music videos and I was like, oh my God, but I couldn't copy her full look with the hair, but I feel like I should of, but whatever. So yeah, so it was Ariana Grande, I got it at SACS, it was Alexia, Maria, was the thing. And then the shoes, I forget with the name of them more,

but it took me years to find them. They're like, it was like a clear pink shoe. And then I just did diamonds from Nicole Rose jewelry. I like the shoe that, because it has like that cross thing. Yeah. It's like, cross is very in right now. And I felt like a pump made it too serious.

And I didn't really want people to be focusing on the shoes, but I wanted it to be monochromatic. I wanted it to go. Also, you had your current and bang debut. I did at my current bang debut. I didn't love how they turned out. I feel like my hair could have been better, but it's fine. It's fine, you live and bang debut. I did at my current bang debut. I didn't love how they turned out. I feel like my hair could have been better, but it's fine.

It's fine. You live and you learn. Hannah, I want to say something about your look. I was on a podcast recently with Darren, and I was talking about it. And I was like, they were like, Hannah looked amazing. And I was like, no, Hannah looked stunning. Oh my God, that's great.

When I saw her in person, I was like, this is the best you've ever looked. And I was like, gonna kept complimenting her. And then I started to feel like I was insulting you. Where I was like, no, you've never looked better. And you're like, okay, so how trash. When you still find out the point, I was like, how many times did she told me I look good and I didn't?

And then I was like, is it that good? Or have I just been a literal smont monster my whole life? Like you were acting like I just like came out a different person. I'm like, yeah, I brushed my hair today, but like calm down. No, you looked so good. I just, I loved the color on you.

I loved your mom's earrings. I just thought it was great. I have to give kudos to Aries Clausewitt, Aurel.Hallar Silverstone on Instagram. So she has this vintage shop in Southampton. And she just like, she gives me stuff to wear on chat room and stuff and I return it. But this look, it was from Rotate the dress.

But it was like, I love shoulders. I love wearing shoulders. I do too. I feel like it's empowering. And the dress was very different, but I felt like it was light, it was summery And then I went for a lilac eye, which I rarely do But I loved thank you. It was very summery. Thank you. And then my mom's vintage earrings were fun

Like you wanted to be you, but like a little extra. I feel like yeah. Oh my god. That's so true Like I feel like my dress was so me just so little exit floor up on ourselves. Yeah, like where I'm not wearing that dress again or like going to a cocktail park. Ah, but thank you for the feedback because I have not been allowed to be on Instagram the last two weeks for my mental health. So I didn't even know how people felt about my outfit

and people is what you people don't know me. So, have you given me positive feedback about how ugly you thought I was before? It makes me happy? Thank you Moving on speaking of clothes, I have to talk to you about Zara Okay, so I went to Zara for the first time in a year and I went to the Soho location. Oh a great one a classic Zara It was incredible and I was like we're going to I was kind of meant like pretending I was you and I was like what would page two? WPD the crops are very in yeah, but what I'm seeing

Zara is not doing crops Zara's doing bras What happened to a crop that was up to your belly button like page every single one is a fucking bra like I'm a size like six eight and I feel uncomfortable with that. So like, what are they doing? Here's how you can like deal with that. You just have to get like a higher pants. Like if you're, now your pants should like go above your belly button, if you're gonna do like a bra top

like that. Also like 60s and like 70s is really in. So like all those like scarf tops that are like that. Also, like, 60s and like 70s is really in. So like all those like scarf tops that are like bras are really in. I know. It's like annoying. It's kind of like... Because like you're on birth control now and your boobs got a little bigger and you were falling out of your Zara top. What? When was I? Do you remember Adam when we... Oh I took the niavins, I was like, sorry, my boobs are just slinkling out on the table. Like, if you have boobs, it's hard to wear

those little fucking crops. I got it, I don't get it, but like, the day I felt like I had big boobs, I was like, pardon, today I'm not even the face. And I was like, no. They're like hitting your chin, you're like, oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm still an A-cop, let's not get into it,

instead. But also Zara's doing no fitting room, so everyone's just like fucking grabbing all the clothes. And we're sitting. Before Zara was doing no fitting rooms, I wouldn't notoriously get screamed at in Zara because I hate fitting rooms, I absolutely hate them. And so I would just throw things on in the store.

Like I'd put it on over my clothes because growing up my mom would just be like, just throw it on, let's see what it looks like. We're not waiting in this line. And they'd be like, you can't do that. And I'd be like, what are you guys gonna do about it? You don't even wanna work here, you don't care. Like you don't know this, but I'm your top influencer.

Oh yeah, so, the fuck is wrong. Like I know you guys don't have influencer relations. I keep you guys alive. I keep a paycheck in your bank account laser like oh Get over it over yourself the line was fucking insane But I was able to bond with this guy in front of me. I was like this is wild right and It's just it was like You know trade your job. You know trader Joe's how like when you walk in the line so crazy you just get in line and then shop through the line. Yeah. That's what I did at Zara. Really? It was so bad.

You're saying like the checkout line was so long. The checkout line was so long that I stood there and then shopped as I went question when you're in line at Zara and you've been waiting like 30 minutes, and it's very competitive, a lot of attention. People are leaving the line. It's like getting very scary. Yeah, very scary. You're sweating. And you see something.

Yep, that you need to look at. But it's like you have to physically get out of line to do it. Do you have the balls to ask the person to save a spot? A thousand percent, no, you have to. You have, I hate talking on the phone. I hate ordering something. I hate interacting with humans.

Yeah. It's the only place I don't, I have no shame. I turn around and I say, I have to go look at that. I'm going to be right back. Can you save my spot? This is when I have to have loads of, like, yeah, for sure. I just saw, quote, like a couple New Yorkers. Yeah, I saw a quote

like a couple weeks ago and I don't know why I can't get it out of my head. Are you about to do an inspirational quote about Zara? Not at all. Oh About New York and it was like this is how LA people in New York people are different LA people are really nice But actual monsters. Yeah, New York people are monsters, but kindhearted. Like if you say something, a New Yorker's gonna be like, fuck you, but deep down, they're a nice person, they're just advertising. They're all in the woods in New York.

So when you were like, oh, I need to try that on, people were like, we fucking get it. I was trying to do this, like, keep my foot in line, but like stretch, like I did this weird stretch, and then we're like, I'm in line, and I was like, trying to look this, like, keep my foot in line, but, like, stretch. Like, I did this weird stretch, and then we're like, I'm in line. I'm in line. And I was, like, trying to look at everything. And I grabbed one.

I grabbed one. But it was, like, extra small, and it didn't fit me. So I waited to get to the checkout. And then while they were going through all my clothes, because I had a time, I was shopping. Like, I was like, oh, I have to put something back. And I was literally going through all the things I saw online that I could fit.

Remember when you were little and the anxiety of being at the grocery store and your mom being like, oh, I forgot the butter, stay here. Oh no. And then you're next and you're just like, oh, and you're putting things on like the moving thing and then it's time to pay. And you're like, we forgot milk, we're up next,

get the milk and then suddenly, you never saw milk in your life and you don't know what milk is and you're just like The anxiety of that Wait, have you ever gotten lost in the supermarket and they had to be like um page is that the front can her mom come pick her up No, that's what but it's always been my worst nightmare That's what I should though like no one knows like you probably would walk into like your mom's friend who she was nightmare. That's what I should know. You probably would walk into your mom's friend who she was ignoring, and she's like, okay, I...

Yeah, but love that story. I want to make favorite Kim stories. Also speaking to New Yorkers, that no one talks about enough is like, when you're at a coffee shop with your laptop and like you're eating and your food, and someone acts to you with their laptop and their food and stuff is like,

hey, I have to go to the bathroom, can you watch this? What the fuck would you do if someone straight up came and took their laptop? Like, do they want me to fight that person? I've never been asked that. Also, I can ask that. That seems like a hidden camera show, I'd be like, I feel like, now my best friends with this person

that I have to defend them. I've been in airports before. I feel like now my best friends with this person that I have to defend them. I've been in airports before. Where we're like sitting waiting for the gate and someone's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Can you watch this? Here's the thing, if it's a girl, if a, like, and you can suck out this girl, and she's like, I'm running in the vibe.

Yeah, for sure. But like, if it's a guy, I'm like, I don't, I'm like, okay, but if someone comes and takes it, I'm not lying. You look, but I say okay. Like, I can barely defend myself. How am I gonna defend your fucking laptop? Like, if a dude came, grab his laptop and ran out,

like, what if they came back and they're like, are you fucking kidding me? I told you not to watch it. I'd be like, I don't, I didn't say enough for this role. I was trying to answer an email. I would leave, I would leave to the prison and steal the laptop. I was trying to answer an email. I would leave. I would leave to the prison and still the laptop. I'm thinking what, please, I don't, I can't do it.

Please, just do me. She's in debt for me. We love New York. New York is back. I love New York. You wrote something in our notes about Dominique. Oh. Okay, so my friend Dominique, she came over to my apartment

because like she hasn't seen my new apartment. I haven't seen her in a while. We sat on the couch when I tell you we got blacked out drunk. Like on a Thursday night we had like three bottles of wine and we laid on the couch and just talked about our fucking feelings. All we talked about were our feelings. And there was one thing that she said, and I was like, I gotta talk about this on the podcast. And I wrote it down, and I even wrote Dominic Convo.

And we were talking about having sex with guys, whatever. And we were saying how, if you're having sex with a guy and he says like I want to get you pregnant, has anyone ever said that to you while you're having sex? It's a different kind of love that no one talks about. Like you guys aren't serious. Like no one's serious. Like having the conversation like let's have a baby right now. But in the heat of the moment, have you ever had a guy be like, I wanna get you pregnant?

I've, no. I have, no. I have guys be like, I really hope you're not pregnant after that. And I'm so sorry. And I'm like, give me $50. Okay, I like, forgot this was a thing. And she like brought it up talking about, I forget, we'll be even like,

who we're even talking about, whatever. And I was like, oh my God, yeah, I have had guys say that to me, but like so in the past, it was like two separate boyfriends have said it to me before. And I was like, that, it hits different. Like that love hit on question. Like why is a guy never?

So that's, you don't want to get any my kids would be very athletic and very athletic you know my kids are going to be so fucking loud and annoying and like assholes but I'm gonna talk a lot my thing that I love is when a guy said like I want to fuck you with my soul that's

intense like that hit me differently because you know like the worst thing is when someone's having sex with you and you're like, what are they thinking about? Or like you're just like, I don't want to be here. But like, it's funny because most guys what they think about doing sex is like the grossest non-attractive thing. Like they're envisioning, envisioning. They're envisioning like their grandma, or like a lamp, or like a dog pooping. Like they just don't want to come.

We're like, we're trying to come. Yeah. And guys are trying not to come. Not too. So interesting. So interesting. And like, you know, like as a girl, you get to the point where you're just like,

I'm, it's not happening for me. Yeah. Let's, let's get it going. And you just start pulling out all the stops of things that you know are just gonna wrap this up. I am a fucking schedule. Like people that are faking organization, what about just faking like extreme enjoyment?

Yeah. Extreme enjoyment. The things I say when I'm done and wanting it out of there Like I was like oh my god. Yeah Also like in how many different ways can you tell him his penis is big? Like first like it's so big. It's huge. It's so deep It's so it's throbbing and then you like, okay, I've never been on an adjective, so I'm sorry. And it's part of you that's like, we both know I'm lying.

I know I'm lying. You know I'm lying. Let's go. Like, my TV show starts at 10 p.m., I've been waiting to watch it all week. Like, I gotta go. You're so right, there's a point where it's not like, you don't like the sex, but where you're just like,

yeah, I'm checked out. It's out. It's out. We're checked out. This is fun. Thank you. And now I will. You were great. And then what's so hard is they're trying not to come

when you're like praying that they come. Sometimes you just have to be like, I want you to come. Yeah, and I feel like boyfriend, like once you have a boyfriend and like, you're consistently, it's like the same moves over and over. I feel like your boyfriend's then start to know like, oh, you wanna wrap this up, cause you only do this.

And you're just like, what are you talking about? Oh my god. So true, people don't talk about it enough. People don't talk about it enough. The last like minute, you're like, let's go. Okay. And they're trying to switch positions to stay or like what's it called when guys like purposely slow down to like make their orgasm better?

I have no idea. It's called like saving it up. I don't know, but like you guys don't have to do that. That's a lot of to say about that. We've a mental health moment coming on. I was talking to someone who was smarter than me, and they were like, you realize like social media and like that attention stuff is a drug.

Yeah, and I was like, explain more, and they were like, you love all the positive attention. Like you love looking on and people being like, nah, nah, nah, yeah, we like this, we like that, we like you. And they're like, and then it goes bad, you know, like then things get dark, but you still chase it for that original high when people were like happy.

I could get 10 messages of like, you're so fucking pretty on all this, and I'm like, I don't care. And then like, you get like one person's like, your front teeth is weird and you're like, what? Yeah, it's like a dope of me. I don't know, it's weird. I don't like it. I don't like the way it makes me feel. So I've been off Instagram for solidly a week.

And it's been really great, however, because I started getting some positivity, I started tweaking again. I was like, oh, I want it. Oh, yeah, I want that. And then I was like, no, no, no, no, you have to like, stop. Like, it's such a drug. And it's just so crazy how many, I want it. Oh, yeah, I want that. And then I was like, no, no, no, you have to like stop. Like it's such a drug and it's just so crazy

how many things you can addicted to. But like it's, yeah, it's a dopamine hit. But that you like really hurt your own feelings a lot of the time. Like you hate your own feelings. And I watched the Demi Lovato doc. Ah, yeah. Detail.

Just, like crazy town, crazy town, USA. Why do you think she put out the documentary? I think she wanted people to know like how, I feel like people see stuff. Yeah, like I feel like people see celebrities and they're like, oh, they're a drug addict because they have so much money and they have nothing else to do. Like, so yeah, they're gonna get see celebrities and they're like, oh, they're a drug addict because they have so much money and they have nothing else to do.

Like, so yeah, they're gonna get fucked up and they're gonna party. And it was so much deeper than that. I mean, so much deeper. The Britney Spears documentary, like, really shook a lot of people and then everyone forgot about it. Yeah, I have that.

Like the same media outlets who were like, this is so horrible are like, shooting on, continuous shooting on females. And now, and Britney Spears is also gonna like, talk is so horrible, are like, shitting on, continuous shitting on females. And now, and Britney Spears is also gonna like, talk in court, and her dad like wrote in something that when she, he first was trying to get her conservatorship

that she had dementia, and then just like wanting control over everything, and then he got it. I'd seen a TikTok and I'd never related to it more. Oh, I also wanna give an update on my chlorophyll thing. I saw a TikTok and it was like, the last thing I want is a relationship. Oh my God, absolutely not to, I also want to give an update on my chlorophyll thing. I saw a TikTok and it was like, the last thing I want is a relationship. Oh my God.

Absolutely not. Do I want a boyfriend? But I get obsessed with people who don't want to date me because I just want everyone to be in love with me. But I don't want them. But I don't like that you're not in love with me. And I watched it and I was like, am I the most toxic person on the planet? Because that's all I feel.

I'm like, I don't wanna date you, but the fact that you don't wanna date me? Now I can't, like I'm so mad. Because you have to find that love within yourself, not external. Spoken by a person who can't do that herself. Spoken by someone who can't even go on Instagram. So, fuck you bitch.

Fuck you. I literally like go to my phone and does like what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm literally becoming a drug addict. I'm like, nothing. I'm like, go in the bathroom and I'm like, So overall, do you think people should watch the demi documentary? Do you think it was insightful?

Do you think people like learned more about her? I know people. Yeah, I thought it was good. It was just, I mean, it was so crazy to think. It was really sad because it was like, wow, you have like everything anyone would ever want. And like, there are people who are so struggling with addiction and they would kill to have like a team that she has.

And it was just so sad that she still just like can't get out of it. Yeah. And she had that interesting perspective where she was like, I'm California sober, where she says she smells like... Yeah, but it doesn't do the hard drugs. It was interesting because they had different people on, like talking about that. There are people who were like, yeah, and they were just like, you know,

you can, everyone's different, everyone's whatever. And Elton John was on, he was like, it doesn't work. I love Demi, it doesn't work. And my initial feeling was that too. Like if you're drug addict, I mean, yeah, maybe like, I mean, I get, I guess some people get addicted to like pills and whatever, but drinking was never a problem, so they can drink,

but I don't know. But moral of this pod that we've getting into is you can get addicted to anything that is giving you that like, hi. But 100 pressure. It's like people going to entertainment, obviously like have a dark hole in their heart that they wanna fill from external validation, hi.

So when you get very famous and you get like a ton of people who hate your success. It eats at you. And I started to see fame so different, especially this last year, where I'll see Justin Bieber and I just feel sad for him and I used to be so convinced of him. Just that he was fucking incredible.

But then I realized he grew up and during his time where he made some mistakes as a teenager, the internet just like, shat on him. And she was saying that too, how it's so lonely. And I was thinking about JLo and A-Rod, because we're basically doing front page news, but whatever.

And how she's been seen out with Ben Affleck, and if they're back together, whatever. And my first initial thought when I saw that article was like, oh my God, I love them. I want to know everything that's going on. But then I was like, wow, she's going through a breakup. She's doing what like normal-ass girls do, where like some X might reach out and be like,

it was always supposed to be you. And she's like exploring it or like doing whatever. And it's like, you don't even want to tell your best friend when you do that. The amount of times I've had an ex like come over to my apartment and no one's ever known, but you have to have that weird conversation or you want to just kick it with them one more time.

You want to be around a guy who loved you. Yeah, and she, the whole world knows that she's doing it and I was just like, that's so crazy. But the amount of speaking of on days is like, you're rich. Like they're rich. And it's like money, especially when you have a lot of it, it starts being meaningless to you.

Right. And then you're left with like Selena Gomez, is another example where like, she doesn't see the positives right now. Like she just, also did you see like in her song, it was like you replaced me in two months and people were freaking out about it that like they broke up and he started dating Haley two months later. Yeah. I think that's it's

hard but also when it's public because he wanted to like image wise he wanted to show like he could like him getting married he wanted to show like I'm done with all the bullshit and I'm a reformed person. Like men like that look. I think it got like, I think fame got way too much for him and he wants to. I think whoever he had like in his like camper on his team, whatever, I think they did a really good job

because he could have become a real like serious drug addict and I think he, well, I turned it around. I've watched his documentary with Haley. He talks about how the highs of performing and whatever stuff he was using were so fucking high that now normal life, he can't feel joy. We were, which is terrifyingly sad. The scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

We were talking about it. Hannah, remember, we were like, there's something up with him and Hayley, and we don't know what it is yet, but like, something's weird there. Oh, yeah. I texted Page of Full Conspiracy Theory about them. I think there's something that you didn't respond. You didn't respond, because it was a very hot take. Did I not respond?

I don't think you did. I'm really sorry, but I read it and I saw it. You agree? Yeah, I do. I think some, I've watched like their YouTube clips before, and you know when you see a couple and you're like, nothing happened, they're not fighting. You get a weird energy from a couple. I get a weird energy from them. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think let's just call it here. What's the date? It is May 1st, 2021. At some point, something crazy. I think it's going to come out about their relationship. Hannah and I are calling it. And we're going to make it clear. We're not manifesting it. We're not manifesting it. We're not manifesting it. We're not manifesting

it. We just, this is an energy, I feel. We hope it not manifesting it. No, this is an energy I feel. We hope it's not true, but this is an energy that we feel. And I don't know. But also, no go. Oh, I was just going to say last thing about them is like dating Justin Bieber is not easy. You're dating a guy who is not dealing with normal world stuff and it's very difficult.

So kudos to Haley. Yeah. And this like ties into I've been watching this show because Alex Cooper like had it on her Instagram and I've been like I don't know I've been home a lot lately and I'm like I need a binge. So I started watching it's on showtime couples therapy. Tell me about it. Because I thought it might be like too upsetting to watch like I don't want to watch relationships that are falling apart. It's crazy that to be able, I think this is like, I don't know why this is the way that it is.

I can look at a friend's relationship. I can look at like anyone's relationship and be like, and they can say what's wrong in it. You can pinpoint like, well, you should leave. That's crazy. Or like, this is this or this is that, whatever. But for some reason, you can never do it in your own. So it's basically set up like a documentary style,

and there's like three different couples, and they go in, and the therapist is fucking amazing. And you're just watching them talk about their relationship and what they want, and what's wrong with it. And it's crazy how there's certain things that you're like, wow, I do that. And oh my God, that is like shit that I've done before. It's just so eye opening.

And you just, I feel like I'm in therapy when I'm watching it. And I'm like, wow, I'm informative. Yes, like the major takeaway that I took out of it, and I think I related it a And it's like wow, I'm informative. Yes, like the the major takeaway that I took out of it. And I think I related it a lot back to like my relationship with Perry. When you have like a grievance with your partner or something, in your brain, you have an extreme version of what your relationship is. He has an extreme version of what the relationship has to each other. Neither are right.

Neither are right. And so she gets to like what's actually going on. I mean, there's one couple in the first season that the guy is just a total fucking asshole and the girls in like a fully mentally abusive relationship and she should actually get out. But you keep watching them because the therapist gets down to the root of like, why is he like that? And why does he think that? Why would I agree to do a show? Because he's so unaware, so unaware that he's like put all of these feelings to a subconscious

that he thinks he doesn't even have them and he thinks that nothing in his child should have affected him. It's also crazy to me. And this is one of the world wonders I'll never understand. That your childhood is such a small part of your life and shapes who you are for the rest of your fucking life. Like there's things in your childhood

you don't even remember. From age like five to 15, I don't remember half the shit, but it's why I am the way I am right now, it's 28. The first seven years literally writes the story of your life. That's terrifying, is it not? Yeah, it's so fucking terrifying, but it's also why I highly encourage people to go to therapy

because you don't know your subconscious, you don't know why your reactive to certain things. When first you find out the why, so you feel less crazy, it's like anxiety, like you don't know your subconscious, you don't know why your reactivts is certain things. When first you find out the why, so you feel less crazy, it's like anxiety. You can't say I don't want anxiety, but when you start getting it, you could easily be like, okay, this is anxiety, I don't have to attach to it. You could be like, oh, this is my trigger

from this thing that happened to me. I mean, a lot of millennials, especially New Yorkers, like, we're all fucked up from 9-11. Yeah. Like, that's fucking scary to like, when I was 10. Wow, you don't even yeah, my first experience of the world was being like, hey, all your friends parents could die. Like, sorry to get dark, but like that's what's like being your son. Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah, I didn't think of that. So you're just at every moment are like, wait, the world is a really scary place.

We're then people growing up in like the 90s or like who were like 10 in the 90s when shit was like really happy, had like a different outlook maybe. It's also crazy as you get older, like, and I'll talk about this stuff with my mom and like, or like people that I'm like, oh, they have like a horrible childhood and I feel so bad. And she'll always be like,

that's why it's so important when you pick your husband. She was like, your marriage, of course, is really important, but like you have to make sure this guy, no matter what happens with you two, is going to be a good dad. He doesn't fuck your kids up. And now, at 28, when I'm talking to random guys

or going on dates, whatever, it is in my head, and it freaks me out. It freaks me out. And I'm like, you and I would probably get divorced, but you would make a sick dad. You would be great at it. But then there's some people who like, they're really hot and you like have amazing chemistry.

But it's, and I'm like, you might fight when it comes to his parenting, like how he treats the kids or his decisions for it. Or how helpful he is. And it's, I've had boyfriends. I've had boyfriends before and we won't name names. But I've been like, I would never want my kids to call you dad and I would never want them to feel like the shit I would know,

you would make them feel. And it's such a switch in your brain that's like, yep, and now we're breaking up. Like I've had that feeling and been like, I'm breaking up with you. You listen to your dad alone. And to everyone who's in a relationship right now that they're like, I'm not sure, I'm

not sure. Like, do you know what it's like to hang out with the right person or a good friend? And the whole perspective of the world is different when you're with that person. Yes. Like that's what is in relationships. If you're in a dark place and you're with someone that you're like, eh, literally, but that's why it's so important to be with the right person because they shape your perspective on life.

They're the person you put all your thoughts to. They're the person who reacts to everything in your life. And it's important that you create a safe space for your mind and yourself. And if you're not in a good place with yourself, you won't be making the right decisions of who that person will be because you'll be desperate.

Like if you're just like, oh, I just need someone, that's not gonna be someone necessarily that is gonna be a good person for you long-term. So true. It's so true. I used to be like that. I need a boyfriend, I need a boyfriend, and now I'm like, oh.

Also do you remember summer house when we had they showed our one bonding, like Perry talk, where I remember being like, you have to tell him. Yeah. And that's so couples therapy where it's like, he can't read your brain. It's crazy because I watched that back and had such a different perspective on it

than in the moment. You weren't really listening to me. Like in the moment I wanted this conversation over done, I didn't wanna think about it. And then I re-watched it and I was like, oh my God, she was so bright. Like I was so scared to just be like, dude, I don't, this isn't what I want. I'm not having fun.

You couldn't even go there with your brain. No, I couldn't shut the fuck up. My conscience would not even let me get there to think about it. You're a horrible person to tell someone that you weren't happy. This isn't what I wanted. And that it was selfish of you.

Yes. With the couple's therapy, the show, are they married? Are they in long-term relationships? Like, what's the deal? It's so it's all different like the first season there were these This one woman and she was dating a transgender woman. Oh cool Then the next couple they were

They were married and they were like they're having a lot of. And then I think the third couple was married too. And then the second season, one was just dating, but they had a kid together. So it's like all different. And then there was like two, there was two gay guys. They were just dating. It's all different. And like, but everyone has like the same shit.

And it's just crazy. Like there's this one couple. And I felt like it was like, I was almost watching myself. I was like, you don't like him. You don't like him. Stop convincing yourself that you like him. And it was, I don't know,

it's just such a good show. You guys have to watch it. And like give it a chance. Cause it's like, it's not like a serious show where you have to like really pay attention but like it's kind of eye-opening and just interesting. I also have a theory in relationships. I'm not gonna name names, but there is this one guy

who grew up in Florida and he met his girlfriend in college and she lives in California, and in the very beginning, she's like, I'm an 11-California, he's like, I'm an 11-Florida. And they've been together forever, and it's still their biggest problem. I also have been like, oh, you know I'm obsessed with Courtney and Travis and they're love affair and I'm so obsessed with M.G.K. and Megan Fox.

So I've been looking up a lot about finding your twin flame. It's my new manifestation thing. But Paige, they say your twin flame is not your soul mate. Not always. It's because they are saying each other's twin flame. Travis is? No, not Travis and Courtney, they haven't said it, but like Megan Fox and MGK, they're like,

we're twin flames. And like, I've just been reading about what a twin flame is. Can you explain what a twin flame is to the gigglers? It's basically someone who like, is part of your soul. Like it's a soul that splits into two people. They say when you meet your twin flame, there's this weird feeling of having always known them

or feeling very comfortable. But it can get very volatile, which is the reason most people don't end up long term with their twin flame. But if you do and if you like make through whatever, you guys have the craziest passionate in love relationship. Like for some reason, you guys can make it work. But most of the time, it can be volatile.

I'm just obsessed with it. Like I'm obsessed with it. Me and Dominique text about it all the time. I'm like, no, I think I'm at my twin it. Like I'm obsessed with it. Me and Dominique text about it all the time. I'm like, no, I think I'm at my twin flame. Like years ago. She's like, you're crazy. No, I don't know, it's just so interesting. I feel like does is my twin flame.

Really? Cause he's a Scorpio and I'm a Leo. Like that shit is like intense and we're so, so similar. Wait, that's what we are. I know. Cause I'm Scorpio. Wait, that's what we are. I know. Because I'm Scorpio Risen. Risen? Yeah.

So I'm a quarrier. It's just a lot. But I, Leo goes well with the quarress. I don't know, basically I did the math and like, yeah, as to magically. You run the numbers. Yeah, mathematically. Yeah, you guys are.

Yeah, look up to the flame. I remember learning about it a couple of years ago and being like scared of it. Being like, oh no you guys are. Yeah, look up to the flame. I remember learning about it a couple of years ago and being like scared of it. Being like, oh no, what if I fall in love with my twin flame and then it blows up because it's too good? And there's also just a weird feeling of, like I recently got to this point where it was just like, not that like I'm ready to like be married

and like fall in love, but I feel more ready than I've ever felt. Like I was sitting on the couch by myself the other night and it was like, this is last night. I don't know why I said the other night. Friday night and all my friends were like going out, going in this dinner, going on like whatever. And I just like had no interest in going anywhere.

And I was just like so content being home and like buy myself and I was like, you know, like when it happens, it's gonna happen. I can't wait, but like, I had a can't like scripted. I don't mean to laugh. At you. That's a lie. Next time on Things That Are Untrue.

This is what I love this podcast with you because literally last week, this bitch is like, I just want someone who parties with me. I just want someone who was fun and party. I just want to be single for the rest of my life. Like I literally want to be single for the rest of my life. To change my mind. To change my mind.

One night, this bitch decide she's too tired to go out and she's like, I want a family. I want a family, I want a wife. I'm calling you out, but I also agree with you. That's part of what you're doing. But do you want someone who parties with me? I want someone who parties with me and will have my babies. I want someone who's going to be a good dad on Friday night wants to watch a documentary

and on Saturday night wants to absolutely fucking rip it. That's what I want. That's what I want. Doesn't take a tequila shot like a little bitch. Yeah, I want him to look at me from across the bar and be like, drink the shot you fucking loser. And I'm like, okay. But it's true like being single comes with like,

oh, it's so fun to be out, but then also like realizing like, oh, I'm kind of like liking who I am. And I feel like I deserve to be shared with someone else to enjoy myself. A relationship is a mirror. And if you're not happy with yourself, that means that when you are with someone, they're a mirror and you're not happy with what you see.

But as you're comfortable with yourself, you want a mirror to be able to experience you. I think it was also like, I moved into my apartment. Oh my God, we have to talk about my organizational. Imagine it done, guys, I can't. I have a love affair. I have a love affair with them. I will quit everything and just go work for them and like hang out with them.

Like I love it. I'm working me to watch. Yeah, and by work I mean like I just want to kick it with the girls when they go to different projects and like look at people's clothes. That's the home edit. Have you watched the home edit? I haven't watched it. You have.

They do clothes, Kardashians, like pantry. It's really good. It's just so many things. And I wasn't going to do it at first because I was like, oh, I can just like organize my closet. It'll take, it'll be a long process, but I'll just do it.

No. There's so many things that they organized that I would have never even thought of. Like under my kitchen sink, like just making sure like all my cleaning products were in like a rotating thing. I was just like, this is the most amazing thing I've ever dealt with.

And you were worried up first, like you were like, my mom's really neat. Like I could do this. Yeah, it was like my mom could just do this. It'll be fine. And then like they came in and they were here for two full days and I was just like, you guys are all in my wedding. So how did it really part your match about?

Like related to it. Hannah, it's so different. Like I had in my old department, I didn't just have a junk drawer. I had a junk cabinet where I had like, you know, like important papers that you have to have, like your W2s and like your tax returns, like a stupid shit like that. I had pictures from like the last five years.

I had wrapping paper, tissue paper, like- Old fake eyelashes. Yeah, like I just had my hair extensions. Like I just had like dumb shit. Just pennies, like why are there pennies everywhere? Literally I have a bag of coins. A bag of coins. The girl pulled it out of the bag.

She's like, how the $10,000 worth of coins? She was like, what do you want to do with this? And I was like, I don't know. Like give it to a homeless person. I don't know. But so there was this box in my apartment that said junk drawer. And the one girl who named was Rachel

and I'm obsessed with her. She was like, can we go through this? And I was like, no, apartment that said junk drawer. And the one girl who named me was Rachel and I'm obsessed with her. She was like, can we go through this? And I was like, no, that's my junk drawer, whatever, I'll deal with it. And she was like, we're going through it. Hannah, I don't have one thing in my apartment that has clutter. And you don't think about your junk drawer a lot

that you know of. In your subconscious, when things are messy and accumulate, it does fuck with you. I think this thing to be a really nice and every mind. Yes, come to the very messy person. And they say that in your bedroom, you shouldn't do any work stuff or anything, which is bad for us, because we love to lay in bed and do stuff.

That you really shouldn't, because it clutteres your mind and like when you go into your bedroom, you should get an automatic calm feeling of like this is where I sleep, this is where I relax, all that other bullshit or the day. But that's hard to accept. Except you're in a studio. Because like I would wake up and like I had a little couch but I was like this bed is way better than that couch. How much stuff did you have to throw away or like part with?

I threw a lot of stuff away. I would say like at least 20 full garbage bags of just like, trash keys. And I will say that was a hard. No, I'm great at throwing things away. I just need someone to be like, you don't need this. And I'm like, you're right, throw it out. I, when I was living in my studio, toward the end,

I really felt myself slipping into a depression. I just couldn't do anything. I couldn't get up and make outfit videos because I didn't have any room. I didn't know where all my clothes were and I was just frustrated. No were well. And I didn't realize it until I got into my new apartment and it's just it's crazy that your space really does

Have like an effect on your mental health. Oh my god. So many great mental health moments today. Yeah So imagine it done is organizing and they're also therapists imagine it done amazing amazing Inquire for your own home happiness Unsponsored We've been like touching on some page news, but do you want to finish yeah? Okay, so we talked about Britney is going to court her dad said that she had like dementia We talked about Jennifer Lopez and so basically I guess he's been like seen out with Ben a lot and he was getting out of like her

White SUV and he's been like seen out with Ben a lot and he was getting out of like her white SUV And he's been like spotted at her home. Okay hot take Yeah, is he single? Is he single? Yeah, he's single. Okay, so I think that Ben has been in the shitter in terms of like the press like all They have his photos of him like with a cigarette and like Amazon boxes looking to travel. And Jen, not in the best place media wise, like A-Rod cheating on her with a reality person, no offense to us. Not great. I can imagine their teams being like, hey, if Jayley, if Benefer became a thing, people will lose their mind. Like people will forget about A-Rod, people will fucking freak out.

I think it's mutual beneficial to both of them. If they fall in love again, great. I personally don't love X's game back together. There's a reason it didn't work out and it'll happen again. However, you hate X's getting back together. I hate it. I hate it. You didn't.

You live that life. There's so many fucking fish in the sea. Don't go with the barnacle that you already fucked I'm I go back a lot There's literally like two boyfriends that I that we never went back and everyone else I Look page if they didn't want to see if they didn't want people to see them, they wouldn't do that. I agree. I think it's a publicity stunt and I think PR is one of the craziest professions and no one talks about it enough

because now the story has been manipulated and changed to, oh my God, they would be the perfect couple. They could be so in love. They're obviously not getting back together. I don't think at all. And in a couple of weeks, we're not even going to hear about Ben and Jen, but we're going to hear about Jen and how she's thriving. And she's just like taking time for herself and she's like dating. And a lot of guys want to be with her, but she's choosing not to. And that's her new narrative. She's strong. She's independent. She's not some woman who got cheated on by fucking a rod

Who will literally cheat on anything that yeah, he obviously has like a sex problem I feel like I feel like if you're a serial cheater you should go to therapy with something deeper you're like well Even not even like addicted to sex. You could just be addicted to like not not being in a healthier way Yeah, you're addicted to like, girl's wanting it. Like, yeah, there's something going on with you. Elon Musk is hosting SNL, which is kind of interesting. Interesting. But a lot of the cast doesn't like him.

And the creator of the show was like, I never make any of my cast like film with people they don't want to film with, which is like, really nice. Why don't they like him? Like, they think that he he's ruining our planet. Okay. I'm just saying. I love the tension that it's gonna come.

Because comedy and tension is just, woo. But there was Michael, how do you say his last name? Michael, the guy that does the weekend update. Oh, Michael Chai. Michael Chai, who I think is fucking hilarious I've watched some of his stand-ups came to my birthday party that I ripped my shut up. Yeah, I was at that party Yeah, I'm a giant. Oh my god when I ripped the back of my dress

I think he's so funny and he was like He was on Jimmy Fallon and he was like I just hope like Elon Musk like, he was on Jimmy Fallon and he was like, I just hope like Elon Musk upholds the SNL tradition that the host always gives a couple million dollars to the cast. I hope he knows that. And like I just thought that was funny. So he's like hosting it.

My list iris is performing. So that's good. Also, member when Lady Gaga got her dog stolen, she gave like a $500,000 reward and like some random woman found it. It was like, oh, I found the dog, it's like tied to a pole. And so her dad came out and was like, I never believed that. And it was actually like five people that ended up getting arrested. They just wanted like the reward money.

Also, $500,000 to get your dogs back, I'm sorry. Wait, so she paid a girl? And was that girl connected with the people who stole the dog? Yeah. Wow. Did she get her money back? I have no idea. These are important.

What's going on? What's going on? Chloe and Tristan, you wrote that in the notes. Oh yeah, fuck, where is that article? Whatever, I'm just going to go off muscle memory with this. Okay, ask, leave. So basically this girl went on a podcast and she was like, yeah, like I've had sex with Tristan and like most recently he's like texted me. When that

podcast comes that came out, people freaked out. The girl's fucking gorgeous though. And she was just kind of saying like, look, we had a relationship. I had no idea he was in a relationship, but like Tristan's still out here cheating. And anyone who thought otherwise that he wasn't is stupid. So it's kind of like I feel like the media didn't even really make it that big of a thing because it's like, yeah, obviously he's still cheating. And how is Chris Jenner handling this in the PR world? They're just trying to pretend it didn't happen. I can't, I think so.

They're good at that though. Like they're good at like squashing stories. But they like will create something big off of like Chloe taking a photo down so people are distracted. He's got me cheating on her at that moment. They were like, yeah, let's get a photo drama. You know what else people aren't talking about? The last season of Keeping Up With The Card Ashians

when like, Kim and Chloe were so mad at Courtney because she didn't wanna like do the show anymore, which I totally fucking got, they've been doing it for 20 years. Courtney had to always talk about her in Scott like and had like some really crazy moments in their relationship and her personal life and she gave a lot in the first couple seasons of the show. She put it all out there, she got pregnant by him.

They were not even together. They showed that the birth of their kid, she had two more kids with them. They just showed so much of her life and the second, some shit goes awry with Kim and Kanye. She won't film. She won't film. Holy shit. And they were screaming at her, like, you don't do your job, you don't work.

And she's like, I have done this show with you guys. I don't wanna do it anymore. I put my dues in. Now and it's time for Kim to put hers in of like her relationship. we don't see it. Oh my God, you nailed it, because now I remember, I don't watch a Kardashians, so I can't speak on it that much,

but someone sent me a scabies. I will say this though, to preface, before you go, I love the Kardashians, it's a fucking, I don't, if you don't love them, whatever. I got a saving review just about like supporting Courtney that Courtney put all that Scott stuff so in the forefront of like torture and like having Scott be like part of the cast Even like even though he's hurt you so much and all this stuff. She put it all out there

So hypocritical that Kim is like oh, I can't film now Yeah, I think't film now. Yeah, I think it's kind of wild. I mean, Chloe did, they obviously they films the Tristan stuff, but it's just like, the shots on the show were like, Kim out in the backyard on the phone and it's just like, she doesn't want to talk about it. But yeah, obviously we love the entertainment. It's hard to be like, yeah.

We want your divorce details, bitch. But I just think like, let's acknowledge Courtney, they bully her. Like they're like, right. And yeah, I'm not saying like Kim should show it. Like that's probably so tough. I mean, there's things like on TV though. I'm like, I'm a power talking dog. I'm like, struggle.

Where Kim's like, I made you guys. And they're like, yeah, and we've like done the best week. I can. I just want to acknowledge just how premium Courtney really is. I also want to acknowledge how premium Chloe really is and it like, I don't know the details of the relationship, but like, I just hope she knows she deserves the best. I know, it's so, oh my God. I don't think I would, I haven't had to deal with a cheating boyfriend in like years.

So I don't, I really don't know how I would, especially because like as you're get older, obviously you change so much, but like I don't think I would ever be able to put up with it now. Like a 24 and 25, I was like, yeah, whatever. I'm not even marrying you. But then when kids are involved in stuff, it gets tough.

Yeah, like I could never do it now. And then. And also when the whole world knows about it, oh, no. But also, obviously Kim brought so much to the show, but it's just nothing lasts forever. No, it really doesn't. But we want to thank everyone for the C-1 court merch drop.

Oh my God, you guys fucking loved it. Love that you loved it. Yeah, we were gonna have to see you in court if you didn't like it, but you did. Yeah, so we won't see you in court. Someone was like, it seems like you're saying it in a really nice way. And we wanted it bold and dark. I was like no like see you in court

It's like okay. Well, we want to look at sexy subtle A firm see you in court sexy subtle and firm like you know I'm excited for two Hannah what like what our next saying will be because like we don't know You know like one day will just say something will both look at each other and be like Because like we don't know you know like one day we'll just say something we'll both look at each other and be like It has yet hit we can't see what it is once your next Merchup we don't know could be yours. We have yeah We don't know cuz we have to have a thing and that's organic and when you force it Just like poops and relationships. Yeah, you get fucked you get fucked

I'm thank you for giggling with us today guys. We love you so much and Yeah, bye