Giggly Squad - Giggling about our secrets, tarot cards, and legal jargon drama

Episode Date: June 29, 2021

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What is up Giggle Squadders? I kind of like that one. I like that one too. I think it's because we're in a new space like it just just hit. You guys, the or is that completely different? The Feng Shui has changed. We're not sad on our couches doing zoom. Speak for yourself. We're in a real studio today. I know. This is fun. This was like the vision we had had from the beginning, but we started in quarantine. Yeah. Yeah. So we are in the flesh. I mean, I hate saying that we're in the flesh. Yeah, I hate that word. Um, we ZWTF hooked us up with the studio. Hi. We're in so hell. We have an exposed brick behind us.

You know, I'm about to come. You know that means I hate saying calm. I prefer orgasm. Come is weird. I don't like the word either. It sounds like I'm about to just like grab some sperm and throw it at you. Here's some compch That's my comp sound Everything about that. I feel like we both Had a party on Thursday night, but they were different parties. I was supposed to make it to yours

But I didn't make it. Yeah, we didn't speak. We didn't speak. How was your night? My party. Thursday. Okay, what day is it today? No. Today's Thursday. We're talking last Thursday. Yeah.

Oh, okay. My party was good. I went to a birthday drinks. Then I went to Marquis, which is just a blast from the past. How many, what was the song you went to Marquis, which is just a blast from the past. How many, what was the song going to Marquis? A year and a half ago. What's the stereotype of Marquis? What's the vibe?

Okay, so when I was going out, like heavy in my last week. Um, back in the day, two days ago. Wednesday night used to be my Marquis night because it was hip-hop night. Okay, cool. And then everything else is like house music, which isn't typically my vibe.

You want to shake your ass, you don't feel like you're having a migraine with an alarm clock. Yeah, it was like a lot, but that night it was a famous DJ, Tiesto, with her performing. It was fun, it was a lot of fun, but. But this was the celebrate Dom's birthday?

No, no, no. Dom's birthday was like earlier. I went to drinks for that and then I went to her birthday dinner last night. Oh. And there was a tarot card reader. Did she hire the tarot card reader? One of her best friends did. Okay. This sounds like a Beverly Hills housewife. What do we think of each other? Whose boyfriend is going to break up with them? It was literally. Who really hates each other, but hasn't set it out loud.

Let's go. The Picard. It was individual. So like, we're all sitting at the dinner table and the tarot card reader was like over in the corner. So we would like each get up individually. Was your gut like scared, excited, or ambivalent? Well, I don't know what ambivalent means,

so I don't think it was that. But I was very nervous, because I was feeling a type of way that day. I just was like, off, and I was like, in my feels and whatever, and I sat down, she was like, it's okay. I was like, oh my god. And she was like, do you want me?

Do you want to ask a specific question or you want to see what happens? And I was like, fuck it. Let's just see what happens. So my whole thing was relationship. And the first thing she said was, you are going in the next three months, you're going to distance yourself from a lot of people that you hang out with currently. So I looked, I looked over at the dinner table and I was like, fuck all y'all. Bye. Keep my circle small. And I was like, I feel that. Like I feel myself going into like a

hibernation situation. And she said that at the end of the summer, I'll feel a lot better. And then I'll probably settle down in the fall with someone. With that so exciting. Yeah. So if you have a crush on me, wait till September. I'm not ready yet. I'm not going to lie. Our psychic did tell me that like someone was coming and walking towards me during

quarantine. And that's when I was like, I'm on shelter island with cats. And it's an island. no one's walking towards me. They'll go right in the water. So I was like, the specialist knows she's talking about and then death slid in my DMs. And I was like, this gonna be him. He's like a comic, I'm not fucking with comics. But I might have fallen for him faster

because you know? Because she messaged me and was like, you're good, he's walking towards you right now. And I was like, who's walking towards me in a global pandemic while I'm on a stranded island full of cats? It's the craziest thing. That's insane.

But then ever known, then I was like, Hannah, don't get ahead of yourself. Like it's just like something someone said. So this tear card reader last night's, I said, do I know the person that I'm going to settle down with? And she said, and she looked at me and she was like, I can't, like, I don't predict the future. Like, I just read the cards, but yes, I think you do know him. And like, you're just ready for him at the end of the summer.

And our psychic says that I absolutely know my husband. How does it make you feel? It makes me nervous. And I've brought up different guys to her. And she's been like, nope, that's not it. Nope, that's not your person. And then I brought up someone and she was like, I think. When a psychic tells you no definitively this isn't your person. Yeah.

Will you like get turned off by them a little? No. Like I've met the churram and like, hey, I slept there again. She's like, it's okay, you can have fun. Yeah. He's just not your person. Yeah. I'm like, oh, good. Well, I shouldn't have even asked you that because you will let him make out with other girls and you'll still talk to him. So, But that's like, cuckolding. Isn't that cuckolding? Jordan, you do sex with Weezy. You talk about sex all the time. Isn't it cuckolding?

Where you pick someone a new watch? Yeah. I didn't pick. I didn't pick. I didn't pick. I will. I'm sitting on a couch. You just go up and be like, that was hot, dude, again.

I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad, I mean, I've watched this man get numbers in front of me and I'm sitting on a couch. You should have go up and be like, that was how it's do it again. I'm mad. I'm mad. Do it again with that. I'm mad. I mean, I've watched this man get like numbers in front of me and I'm just like, Paige, you've never had a threesome, have you? I have not.

I've never had a threesome either. I don't know if I would be right for it because I am a very jealous person and I don't think I could watch my boyfriend talk to another girl. Yeah, it's funny because there's so many variables that could go wrong and a threesome. And then even if you got like I guess the right person everything, how do you not be awkward? Like I'm awkward insects normally. So then add a third person and it's like, do you wanna take that off or should I take it off or? The thing I always think about is like, okay, the logistics.

When we're done, when it's over, do you say like, okay, it was so great meeting you. This was so much fun. I'll get your Uber or is your boy, are you cuddling, who's in the middle? Like what, there's a lot of questions I have that have nothing to do with sex. So I was talking to Ashley Gavin, who...

Who peace first, you know, when you're true. Who's, who's, who's, who's... Who peace first has the less chance of... I'm prone to UTI as I let go first. This will be in the pre, like the NDA that you signed beforehand. This comic Ashley Gavin has an amazing podcast called, we're having gay sex. And I just had so many questions about gay sex to her

and I was like, Ashley, with Lesbians, how do you know when the sex is done? Because like guys will ejaculate and then be like exhausted and lie there like a dead fish. And she was like, oh, you ask. And I was like, what's contentual sex like? I am fascinated by that too. Because as girls, you can have multiple orgasms.

And eventually, sometimes you decide I'm good. Because you're clitoris is tapped out. But then sometimes you're like, I could go more if you want to. I don't Yeah, you're clitter-ish. You're tapping out. Taped out. But then sometimes you're like, I could go more if you want to. I don't know, it depends on you. I feel like most girls could keep going if the guy was down, but a lot of the guys like can't function after orgasm.

I have a question. Yeah. Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yeah. I also will like, you know when people are like, just be obsessed with this dick. And obviously you don't like think the dick is that hot, or like it's so good, whatever.

So like, you rolled your eyes down. You lie, but it's also like, when you're a long-term relationship, like how many things can you describe about the dick? Like it's big, it's huge, it's deep, it's big, it's deep, it's huge. Anyway, so, I will describe the ocean. Anyway. So cool. I will just cry me in the ocean. I can't cry.

Are we on vacation? The swell is so big. The waves, what? Salty, tasty, salty. Jellyfish. Did you shower tonight? But I will like make things sometimes sound better than it is when I want him to come.

Yeah. Of course. So like, he, I'll be like, oh my God, that just hit something. It felt so good when like, he's barely touching the back of my cervix. I lie. All the day.

All the day. How often do you figure out? All the time. Because you're just like tapping out. Because I'm just like, ah, I don't care about you and I. You're like, I'm 28 and I'm tired. and I'm tired and I know we're not getting there and See you I will fake it. Oh

Sex I have trouble orgasming fingering I will Faken orgasm when I just know I'm not gonna get there, but I want to make them feel good Like I'll be like, ah, thank you. Yeah, I'm just like, at this point, I'm so selfish and I'm just like, I don't, yeah, oh my God, yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Thinking about like my seamless order after this guy leaves. Once a guy told me my face gets red before I orgasm, so then I couldn't orgasm in front of him anymore. Interesting. I wasm, so then I couldn't orgasm in front of him anymore. Interesting. I was like, fuck you. One time I was this, I was really young. I think I had just moved to New York, so I was probably like 22, 23, and I was hooking

up with this guy, and I was obsessed with him. Like I loved him. I thought this was my husband. Like literally every man you've ever met. I'm like, no, we're getting married. And he used to put a pillow over my face when he would like come. He was, he tried to kill you every time he came.

And I don't know if it was like, he hated me so much, he couldn't look at my face. He's like, wait, could you breathe? Yeah, I could breathe, it wasn't like suffocating. He just would like place it ever so gently. But like then I was like telling one of my girlfriends about it and she was like, that's not normal. That's weird.

You know that, right? And I was like, is it? Or like some guys, they'll only come like from Doggy and like they don't, I've heard my friends say like, yeah, that you don't want to make eye contact. But I feel like, okay, have you seen that thing on TikTok where it's like, don't let the girls know, but after guys come, they immediately hate you. And then they have to get, and then like five seconds later, they like you again.

I've asked everyone, every single guy of my guy from the eye, yes. They don't hate you. Like, we get really turned off by you, but if we really like you, then it goes back to normal. But yes, I have had sex with girls where I have come and then immediately know that I can never speak to her again. Is that wild? Okay, so Andrew Colin, great comedian, told me that he'll be like, um, sexting. And he will like be jerking off.

And he'll be like, send me a photo. And then like, if he comes before the photo comes, and then she like sends him like tits or her vagina, he'll be like, grossed out by it if he came already. That's wild. We're not, and we're not trying to make girls insecure. I think the point, I just think like they can't function for five to ten. I just think they're idiots. I'm still on my like-hate-men tour.

Yeah, we love that for you. We love that for you. But also, the guy is like, oh, okay, so there's this girl name, Tinks. Yes, I follow her. I love her. So she's actually, she's wild on TikTok and Instagram. She basically, she got a DM from a girl.

She found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her. If you guys don't follow Tinks, you have to. I found her on TikTok first and now I'm up. Yeah, and she's really funny. And she posted this video crying about how she got a message and I kept thinking there was gonna be a joke at the end. But then she was just like, I'm really sad. And I thought it was a message from her boyfriend

breaking up with her, but I thought. No, I knew. She got a DM from a girl just being like, yo, he's messing around. And this is my thing. If your dude is messing around, do you want your friend to tell you? It depends on your level of friendship, I think, with a girl. Because if you're just like in a acquaintance to a girl,

she's probably going to get back together with him. And then you're always going to be like that girl that's like, oh, hey, remember when I told you that like the guy you're trying to be? Yeah, like the question is like, when do you mind your own business? Yeah. Versus like try to be a hero. Right.

I think it's like, if you know that girl's birth day, you tell her. I don't know your birth day. Yes you do. I don't know anyone's birth day. I'm so bad. I actually don't know your birth day. Yeah, so like think of a new role.

The August 12. You're November. Fourth. Gotcha. Okay, we're close enough. If you know the moment, my boyfriend's cheating on me, feel free to not tell me. But your point is valid,

because it's like, you wanna know the motive of the girl. What is with these group dinners? They're toxic. They're toxic and terrible. Like, okay, there's this culture in New York where you go on these like group dinners before you black out, I guess to make you feel more adult. Instead of just going to the party, you're like, we're gonna dinner. But the dinners are out of eleven. The dinners before you black out, I guess to make you feel more adult. Instead of just going to the party,

you're like, we're gonna dinner. But the dinners are out of love in. The dinners are getting progressively later because COVID is like, yeah, it's like. Over, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot.

And how many people actually eat at the dinners? I don't know, but I'm like one of those people that like once I have my first drink, I don't give a fuck about food. Yeah, yeah, I prioritize it. Yeah, I prioritize and I'm a little stomach only has so much space So I try and eat as much as I can before the first drink comes so I'm downing the bread True, so that's my track. So back to tanks. Yeah He was she was on Nick Vial's podcast, who we love. Mm-hmm.

And. Who I'm obsessed with him and his girlfriend. They're an obnoxiously go-looking. It's so happy for him. But I'm also like, how did you even find that lighting for both of you? There's a lot of like TikTok clips that come up of him like giving advice.

And I'm just like, yeah. Well at first you think he's gonna say something like misogynistic and then it's completely feminist and you're like, okay, Nick. Yeah, I'm like, that's, like one time he had a TikTok and it was like, look, if he liked you, he would. And if he's not doing it, he doesn't like you.

And I was just like, I needed that. I wouldn't. I needed that. I wanted a Nick's podcast of like advice. And he gets people on and this person was giving this, like sad kind of story. And he gets people on and this person was giving this like sad kind of story and he just like ripped them a new asshole out of like honesty. Like I was you know like buttering it up.

I was like look like maybe if it's meant to be and he was like get out of there like you're yourself sabotaging like but I like had respect for it. Yeah. And he's also a reality be like villain who then like grew into a more complex human that people are like, oh, he's not just a devil character. But anyway, so she's on his pod and she basically said, it doesn't matter when you sleep with a man. Yep. Did you see that? And I resonated with it so much because as you guys know, I had sex with does on our second date. And she basically said before a guy hooks up with you he puts you into three different boxes.

I believe this and the boxes is either fuck buddy. Friend. Or like girlfriend material so you can make him wait. Yep. Three months. And he still just has you in the box as fuck buddy. And the second he checks it off, he's done. Absolutely. And I completely, and I, and one of those people that like, if I, I've done, I'm a hypocrite in like all aspects of it.

Like I just am. You know, like I don't feel the same every single day. So I've like met guys and been like, oh, I'm making him wait. Like a month and a half. I'm making him wait five days. And then I've gone on dates and I've slept with someone on like the first date.

Like everyone has done that. Yeah. And I made a guy wait, I don't know, a fucking long time. Like almost a year. And I was just like, okay, like he's been after me for a year. I'm gonna like give him a guy wait, I don't know, a fucking long time. Like almost a year. And I was just like, okay, like he's been after me for a year. I'm gonna like give him a guy.

If he does feel like smear, like he likes me. Like who keeps trying? Slaps with him, hung out a few times. And then he was like, see ya. And I was like, hold the phone. What just happened here? But I don't, I get played. It goes back to like my motto, which is if it's meant to be, I don't like it played. It goes back to like my motto,

which is if it's meant to be, you can't fuck it up. And I also think, you know those people who are like, oh, I'm not gonna move in with him for another like two years. And it's like, bitch, move in. You don't like him. But, or move in now. And if you, because of your scare that once you move in, it won't work, it's like,

then you're just post-mine inevitable. Move in now See if when you put together an IK a couch someone get to buy two by four and if they don't like then it's meant to be like sleep with Them now see if that tick works and if it doesn't like my thing is you're gonna fail fail fast I have dated guys who have wanted me to move in and I've secretly signed my lease We love that. Oh My god wait, I have been under a year. I didn't realize I signed.

I didn't even know. I didn't even know that. Also, what's so funny is we had no sex talk on the list today to talk about none. None. But here we are. This is how we are. I love your tarot card reading that happened.

How great was that? You also wrote hot dermatologist. Okay. So I, for the girls, this is for the girls, I, in the past month, I'm actually going to blame Craig and Charleston. Okay. When I got back from Charleston, something happened to my skin. I don't know what's in it. Are you allergic to the self? I think so. I might be. I don't know what. The starry Yankee doesn't deserve to be here. I literally think they poisoned you. They were like, get her out of here.

When I got back from Charleston, all of a sudden, my skin just went crazy. Like, I had all these little bumps under my skin and it's happened to me one time before in college and I was not to get super serious. But my grandma had passed away when I was in college and I was not to get super serious. But my grandma had passed away when I was in college. I was in a weird time in my life. I was depressed.

I was anxious. And my skin just went crazy. The emotional, physical, or intertwined? I really think it is because I didn't change my skin routine. I didn't change my eating or exercising, which is horrible and non-existent. I got to change any of that. So it was like whatever, I have to go to the dermatologist. I ran, would you never get into a dermatologist?

The next day I had gotten appointment at 10 a.m. I don't know, someone must have canceled. Zock-dock, how'd you do it? Yeah, Zock-dock. So it was a random like emergency thing? I was like, this is an emergency. It wasn't like a fancy influenza. Because I've also been doing a lot of hair up hairstyles

and I can have like pimples all over. The jawline needs to be unpleak, yeah. So whatever, I get into the see this doctor at 10 a.m. I'm like amazing, it's three blocks from my apartment. I was like, oh my God, things are just happening here. Sitting in, I'm waiting for the guy to come in. He comes in, obviously he has a mask on because we're at the doctor's office.

I don't wanna see him without the mask off with it off because in my head, he is my husband. He's perfect. He is perfect. He was so hot. People don't know this about you, but I think in another life, you would have been a dermatologist.

I think you're that friend who loves popping pimples, you're watching pimple videos, you are obsessed with skin. I love it. I've fallen asleep to watching Dr. Pimple Popper. You're like, that would make me puke all over my floor. I love it. So a good black head video was this personality good? Yeah, he was really nice. And I need to care of your skin, which is like the ultimate. I'm really guessing. I think I wore guzzam. I'm like, I swear, I'm not gonna pick it with you. Give me that antibiotic, immediately. He was like, it's not that bad.

I think you're just having a flare up. I'm gonna put you on an antibiotic. He's like, have you not been getting dicked out good? Cause these are the kind of pimples. His hair was like flowy. He had a mask on and then one of those like shields. His eyes were really nice. I was just like, and he was like close up on your skin and like I love when people touch my face

He was like it's not that bad and I was like The bare minimum a guy telling you it's not that bad you like I don't even see the bar. I don't even have a bar Underground I have to dig it up. I love that so much and So anyway, I'm going back in a month. You want to see me again. I was like, I think I should see you again. I was like, oh my God. So good to me. Has your mom ever squeezed your pimple on a hitter in the face?

No. Because my mom would literally squeeze a pimple and it would pop and hit her and she goes, oh my God, I've popped a lot of my friends pimples before though. That's one of my favorite things about having a boyfriend. Is popping their pimples? Sometimes does has a pimple, like a whitehead and he's like, just let it be, just let it be. No, it's once it's white.

I can't. It has to be kicked out. Side note, I did have some bravo-lebrady interactions this week. You did? Okay. Well, I had Bronwyn on Burning and Hell. No, you did not. How did I miss that? Did you not promote it yet? I, it's not up yet.

Okay, okay. It's coming up on Wednesday. Okay. Oh my God. Wait, was she in New York or you did it over? No. Okay. Okay. I was like at her mom's house.

Do you have any questions? Yeah, I have so. Cause I don't even know what to. Is she a lesbian still? Yes. Is she still married to her husband? I forgot to ask you. But she does have a girlfriend.

But she does have a girlfriend. Okay. Where does she see herself now that she's not on housewives? So like the fact that I got to talk to her during this transition was wild because like she's still in it, like she's in hell. And you could tell that she's, I think she really was like, I'm going to be filming. And then last second, they were like, it's not happening. Did she say anything about Kelly Dodd? Who's, you guys know, she scares me.

She's very so nervous. She's like, never want to fight with her. And she never even wanted to know my name because they don't want to talk to you. Talk about how it was hard being on a cast where she was the only liberal one and how she had no idea that her promoting BLM and just talking about sexuality and her son struggling with it and opening up.

Oh right, cause her, yeah. Yeah, and then talking about her sobriety She was like I was very Confused over like the backlash of it, but if you think a reality TV people aren't watching it Like people are what they're not taking messages from it. They're just taking the drama. Yeah, so like it was hard for her. Yeah, yeah And but she did say that she thinks if she never did reality TV She would have never gotten sober or come out

Oh my god, that makes me happy for her then. I really think everything happens for a reason But then she also was like I don't feel like I really fit in with the girls and then she was like I just want to be on TV though. I don't know what to do. It's, I love being on TV. And I was like, but what's your like dream? Like, is it to be a housewife on TV? Yeah. And she was like, no.

And I'm like, okay, so like, you're, like, because me and her are both in like a transition period of being on a show on Bravo. So we were both kind of working it out. But I had to recommend people listen to it. She also was like very easy to talk to. And quite smart and like had a good sense of humor. Wow, and she also has like 4,000 kids. Seven kids.

Like a chef 4,000. Is nightmare. But she also. Can you imagine popping out seven kids? Are you kidding me? I could barely put a tampon in sometimes. I look, I feel like I forget your name, which one are you again? But it was helping her be sober, and it was helping her live the life she thought she wanted

to live in Orange County, but she said that early on, she knew she was gay, and she was like, oh, this is just what marriages are. And she was like, maybe just... She used to be a lesbian, she's not my type of woman. And she said she had a low sex drive kind of, but whenever she was drunk, she just- She's a lesbian, she's not my type of woman. She's a lesbian, and she said like, she just thought she had a low sex drive kind of, but whenever she was drunk, she would like make out with girls.

And then now that she's with her current girlfriend, she's like, I enjoy sex so much. And I'm maybe feel happy. I feel like there's a lot of marriages out there where people, or relationships, where people settle. I've been in a lot of relationships where I'm like, I'm just not a sexual person, lot of relationships where I'm like, I'm just not a sexual person.

Yeah. Or months later I'm like, Humping a pillow. Am I okay? I'm a prop. I'm a prop. But I also do have to say, I feel like people talk about sex

like it's this incredible thing. It's not that great. And you're really 20s, how much horrible sex did you have? I mean, I mean my late 20s and I have horrible. But society is like sex. And I remember people talked about it, and then when I lost my Virginia, I was like, I cried.

Did you cry when you lost your virginity? Yeah, I think I did. I cry after sex for no reason sometimes. You know, like I was just like emotional. There's so much, but society, but like blank washes it. I don't know if that's a word, but it's just like emotional. There's so much, but the society, but like blank washes it. I don't know if that's a word, but it's just like a blanket. Yeah. And then I was thinking of some things

that are like consistently better than sex. Cute tip in your ear. Yeah. Chicken parmesan. Sneezing. Sneezing? Yes, sneezing's great. When you have to really sneeze

and you think you're gonna lose it and then you sneeze If we're going there a poop. I mean and finally revenge. Yeah, surf cold always Bloody sometimes Oh my god, okay, so we have a very special segment today. Oh also I ran to N Nima. Oh yeah, how was it? I've never met Nima in person. Really? I do remember in Loki, I was watching Shaz and I told you I was like, you know Nima's hot.

Yeah, I had a pivot in Nima. I had an epiphany that Nima was hot. I've done podcasts with him, I've talked with him. He is actually with him. He is, I've met him in person a few times. He has the best personality, he's so funny. He has such good energy. Yeah.

And I met him, we did kind of a video shooting together because he's like an actual director. Yeah, no, he's like a legit human. Like we didn't talk about shots once and I hung out with him for like three hours. I really believe, because I've always watched Shaws. I'm not caught up, but they don't show his real personality enough on the show.

I like, when I first met him, I was just like, this is not. I walked in and like, his eyes are beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. And he was wearing like, he has that like metro vibe where like his shirt matched his eyes. And his teeth were glistening. Yeah.

And he's pretty in the me. Yep. And I hugged in the name. Yep. And I hugged him, he smelled nice. And then he was like directing. So I've never seen the side of it, because we're always just silly. Yeah. He was like bossing everyone around.

Oh. And I was like, okay. It's me hot and bothered. Sir. I love when guys boss people around in the workplace. And he's tall. And then I was like oh my god He is very tall. He is tall. He's tall and he's like bigger than you would think and then his sister and dad walked in I mean his sister's just standing beyond gorgeous. It's hard to look at her sometimes

But she's like you she has those like long fingers with like perfect nails That's how I can tell like she's a stanna. My nails are fucked up. Also you're back to white and you didn't tell me that we were going back to white. Well I'm French. Okay, you're French. So you're telling me I can go into any nail salon and say like give me these tips or something. You can say French man and girl and they'll do it.

And they know what it is. It's white and like pale pink. This is my social anxiety. I haven't done it because I'm too scared of asking for it and then laughing in my face. I think I made all the only visuals. The nail technicians just laughing their asses off. I Anyway, I clearly don't know how nails work. We have a very fun segment today. I can't wait for this one. And it's about secrets. Because I was just feeling like a gospel little bit. Yeah, you were. It's feeling like a naughty little bit.

And I was like, tell me your secret. And we got a couple like, I'm not stupid, I'm not going to tell you guys my secret. But then we had a couple who were like, just laid all out. Lay it all out. So like we're going to say their names. And it's not like we know you.

And it's not like we really care. Yeah. Actually Paige, that's the best advice. If you're going through it and your life is hard, just remember that no one cares and it'll make you feel better. A lot of them. No one gives a shit. That's what I do.

I'm like, no one gives a fuck about you. And it makes you feel great. It really does. Like literally you're not in part of it. That's like you think that people are thinking about you all day long. They don't give a fuck. And I'm like, oh. Like your own mom didn't answer you 10 minutes ago, like she doesn't care.

She literally hung up on me on the car right here. She was like, oh, I actually gotta go. And I was like, okay. You're like, you called me. Yeah. Okay. We're gonna say our secrets at the end because I told you to come up with something.

I came up with something. But let's get into it. I watch an episode of the show I'm watching without my fiance, then I pretend I've never seen it every time. I fucking love that. But part of me is like, I've done that before. Are you wasting your time though?

Like why double watch? She wants to watch it first, let her. Oh, like enjoy it fully. Yeah. I got it, because you could do like a, over the pants hand job, second time. My best friend and I scissored when we were wasted. One time I was at a club, me and my best friend, sorry.

Yeah, she loves to know to me. But she has like 20 of them. Yeah, I have 1,000. You actually are the most toxic best friend because the same way you hurt me, you're hurting 10 other people. Yeah, I'm always like, she's my best friend. No, I have, okay, one of my really good girlfriends

and we're standing waiting for the bathroom and we're like, what the fuck are these girls doing in here? Like why is it taking so long to the point where we started getting nervous being like should be like knock on the door do you think they're okay and my girlfriend opens the door They're full on scissoring in the bathroom Are they like on the floor one hat it was a small straw and one had her leg on the floor? One hat, it was a small straw. And one had her leg on the toilet, one had her leg on the sink, and we were just like, I felt like a kid who wasn't supposed

to see something that they saw. Yeah, I think Sissering is a thing. I just think it's not the best way to orgasm. Yeah, and we just shut the door, and I looked at her and she looked at me, and it said, we're up next. That's what Sissa Long longest girls take forever to come. And then they just walked down.

We were just like, thank you. We went in and p. We did sex in a bathroom. Yeah, I don't know. Wild. Wild. Okay, this one's a little sick. I eat the little pieces of food off my floss.

That's. Oh my God. Page don't yuck someone's yuck. Don't yuck someone's yuck. Block that girl. This is my favorite one. Told my husband I made my giggly squad merch so he doesn't complain how much I spent on it.

That's amazing. If you haven't gotten our tennis collection, go page away right now. This watcher, I'm not kidding. So many people looked at me while I was walking down the street to die, and I think they were reading the sweatshirt. And normally you wear like little crop tops, but you're wearing baggies.

What's happening today? You're like, can't even see my face. You know those days where like creepy dudes are looking at you and you get annoyed, but then days that they don't, you're like, am I, did I do something wrong today? You know how girls are always like, oh my god, I hate when they're construction workers, like yell things and it's so degrading. Sometimes I actively walk by construction workers because I'm just like, I just need a boost today.

And sometimes they're actually, they'll be like, you beautiful legs. And I'm like, thank you, no one's called me beautiful in so long. Okay, I fucked my college ex in the bathroom of a wedding this weekend. Just moved the spanks over. Who hasn't? I just love the move the spanks over comment. But that's kind of hard if they're tight. Yeah. So she's athletic and strong. And we love a strong female. Me and my boyfriend were prom royalty. Now it's a couple weeks later and I want to end it. This must be no one. Oh my god, I love when we have girls that are younger. Yeah. No one will remember that in two months

that you were prom king and queen. I think this is how it feels to be like Jackson, Brittany on Vanderpom. What do you mean? Or like to be on a reality TV show and like be like Jackson, Brittany on Vanderpump. What do you mean? Or like, to be on a reality TV show and like be like America's couple and then like low-key hate each other and wanna break up, but you're like, oh, we can't wear in contract. Yeah, like we're, yes. I don't know if I'm Jackson, Brittany.

No, yeah, that's America's couple. I don't think that America's couple necessarily, but. Let's think of like a different, really good couple that actually hates each other. That's like famous, famous. Maybe Lisa and Ken. couple that actually hates each other. It's like famous famous. Maybe Lisa and Ken. Maybe they do hate each other. I was going like famous like, but I believe Ryan.

Yeah, exactly. They really hate each other. Look, I just, if you hate them, get out of there. He's not going to get better. I'm going to tell you, get out of it. Also, you just have to, you just have prom, you're going to call it. Yeah, that's like an easy excuse. We're going to go, also, I'm going to tell you get out of it. Also, you just have to, you just have prom, you're gonna call it. That's like an easy excuse. We're gonna go, also, I'm gonna tell you right now,

everyone's pissed that you guys were King Queen. You're gonna be more likable if you break up with him. I was prom queen once. Were you really? Couldn't you tell from everything about me? Yeah, that was like the least, that was the worst secret you ever dropped. My school was so public school, we didn't have a problem.

Yeah, because everyone gets a participation trophy. Yeah, we just didn't have a problem. Barely had a gem. That's crazy that you didn't have a problem. We did have like kind of a problem, but there was no like problem, can, queen. I went to 12 problems. Oh my God. I was in my sport. You played tennis. I went to 12 prompts. Oh my God. I was in my sport. You played tennis. I went to prom.

I was like, how many guys? Division one. I'm not good. She's division one from. We won in prom. Oh my God. And your dresses, you are different ones for all of them. Don't even insult me like that. How much money did you throw on prom dresses? It was investment. Look, it was investment. I still have some of them. I wore one to like a wedding. You should do a TikTok wearing all your prom dresses.

They're all in the back of my closet at home. Did you have to like get people to vote for you like where you campaigning? No, I actually won it. This is so good. I was prom queen, not at my school. I was like, I'm gonna be pink only here. Which is like a movie.

Like I was like, I don't go here. But like you hung out with them too much that they just assumed. It's like an all-guys school, my boyfriend. It's like automatically I became it, but I like to tell the story the other way. Yeah, I love that for you. In my head, I went, it was a public school prom and I was voted. I love that.

I stalk my ex on Venmo every day. On Venmo. Okay, Venmo, for real, is where you get the dirt on people. Like, I think people found out how the bachelor ended by the guy Venmoing a girl, like months later knowing that he was with her. Like Venmo, there's T. Make your Venmo's private, y'all.

We have to cut this early because I have a lot to do when I get home. I will, my God. Someone. I will also write sketchy shit to make people think they're stuff going on. I'll be murder. I think my Venmo's private.

It should be. Yeah, I don't think you can see who I'm paying. Yeah, yeah. I hope it is. She's very worried right now. I'm very nervous. Also have random people Venmo me stuff. Someone would be like, oh, love this episode,

burning in hell, $6.66. One of my friends got scammed the other day. He had a Venmo request from one of his guy friends and it was like $200 and the thing said, I'll tell you later. So his friend just paid it and then he was texting him and he was like, hey, what was the Venmo for? And he was like, what?

I didn't Venmo you. How crazy is that? Also, I love how not cheap he is. They just like, yeah, $200 will see what happens. I know, I was thinking I was like, like wow if one of my girlfriends was like $200 I'll tell you later. I'm like bitch you're gonna tell me now Are we hiding a body with that? I'm wearing my trousers my taxes again. What's happening? Oh god? I had a I had a phone call with my accountant the other day

And I said just as long as I don't go to jail for a tax fraud and he said page. You're not going as long as I don't go to jail for a tax fraud and he said, Paige, you're not going to. He started it off and you're just like, I just nailed you know that I'm not going to feel kind of jail. I was also on the call, which was so adult. And she goes, Paige has an irrational fear. And I was like, mom, you're embarrassing me. The way people don't want to fly, that's you with your account.

The way people don't want to go to the dentist? I'm going to jail. OK, only dated him because his best friend is Dave Franco. Valid. My ex friend never turned off her location sharing with me, so I use it to avoid her at the gym. Wow, just smart. We had that.

That's just great. Because imagine if you stopped going to the gym because you were afraid to see this girl. That's just smart. I can just great. Imagine if you stopped going to gym because you were afraid to see this girl. That's just smart. I always forget that certain ones of my friends have my location and they'll be like, where are you and I'll just straight up lie. And I'll be like, I know they were not home.

And I'm like, oh, I mean, what? I feel like everyone has that one friend who knows where everyone is at all time and like follow that shit. I found it was fucking my battery up. The fire my friends up. Really? Yeah.

Or I just want to take that to my- I really did it because like one time I was in the Hamptons and I was like, you can't find anyone. No. And there's no service. So it's just like, where are you? No. You think rich people know what Wi-Fi is.

To wrap this up, page what's your secret? You go first. Okay, mine's like kind of stupid, but... Okay. When I curled my hair today, I just did the front. I'm just stupid. Okay, my secret is I begged my mom and drank a bottle every single night until I was in third grade. Wait, you begged your mom?

Yeah, I was like, mom, I just want a bottle tonight. She was like, you can't have a bottle of hot milk. Oh, yes. She was like, you begged your mom. Yeah, I was like, mom, I just want a bottle tonight. And she was like, you can't have a bottle of hot milk. Oh, yes. She was like, you are seven. Until third grade. Wait, so you and Lala are- I loved it. I loved it so much.

And the day that she was like, you can't keep drinking a bottle. What kind of milk? I don't know what she gave me. But I liked it cold and in like a hot. Are you like to cold? It just soothed me. In a bottle. In a baby bottle.

What would you do while drinking? Lay on the couch. Did Gary make fun of you? My brother. No, he would make my bottles. I knew when I was literally the baby of the baby. I was literally the baby of the baby. When I was really little, I knew that when my brother made my bottle

because they couldn't pour. At this point, I was like, I don't pour my own shit. When I was really little, and I couldn't pour, my brother would make it. I would know that I was always getting chocolate milk. I was about to say, do you have a chocolate strawberry milk? No, I only want to go chocolate milk, and my mom says, she can't have that before bed. But like... Do you like white Russians?

I do. People who drink straight up milk, or straight up psychopath. I had this conversation with one of my friends. You're someone get milk at dinner. You're like every middle America family, with every night we're just having pasta, glasses of milk. No, just put in the toilet.

My the lactose intolerant. My dad loves milk. We weren't forced to drink it. But I remember when you were a little and you would go to the doctor and you were like, how much milk are you drinking? And now it's like, well, I had this one tennis trainer

that was convinced that milk was not natural for humans to eat to drink after. It's like before it was like a thing. Well, we would drink chocolate milk after to like give us some protein or whatever and he was like, after you're done feeding, like you're not meant to drink milk. It's just.

It's not so crazy. I really don't drink it anymore. That makes me sad for you, cause it's, I love to. I love to. I love to too much. So I was a crack child for apple juice. Really?

Like crack. My mom basically told, I think I was going to child for apple juice. Really? Like crack. My mom basically told, I think I was going to this babysitting place where they just give us straight up apple juice, which is crack cocaine. Yeah. So my mom would be like, please stop giving her this apple juice because she is flying off the walls. Like I get so hyper. So at home she can be water with a little apple juice.

Yeah. And mix it because who needs that much sugar? Yeah. And you didn't know the difference. I know different. Yeah, but I've always loved apple juice and to this day I whenever I drink juice I do half water Like people think I'm crazy. Oh wow But I do that and then the other day at a restaurant I see you do that. I do it all the fucking. Yeah, or like if I am drinking something You do a feedery too. Yeah, if it's too sweet, I'll just keep adding water to it.

Yeah. I do that with when I go to a Thai restaurant and I get the Thai ST, I like add water to it throughout. Interesting. Yeah, like people judge. Another day, I went to a restaurant, haven't ordered order apple juice and forever, but I didn't feel like drinking and I didn't feel like soda.

Yeah. And I was like, Des, what if I ordered apple juice? They're gonna think I'm like four years old and he's like, you ready making our age difference even bigger? I feel like a fucking baby. And I was like,

I was so nervous. And I go to the waiter and I was like, is that weird if I could have apple juice? And the waiter was like, that's my favorite juice! That's my favorite juice! I think we were, were you?

What restaurant? Some random time restaurant I'm with, and they had Apple juice. I feel like everyone has Apple juice. And the guy was like, he goes on his whole random about how he loves Apple juice. He was like 25 and he's like, everyone does like cranberry juice and orange juice with vodka.

Have Apple juice with vodka. That shit is good. And I was like, what? What he was like do like any alcohol to Kiela and Apple juice. I'm gonna try that. I know, because the cranberries like too tart and then the orange juice, I feel like gives me weird breaths because it's like acidic.

I don't love drinks mixed with orange juice. But when you go to the club, they give you the cranberry and the orange. Yeah. Sometimes I'll mix the two, which is kinda, that shit is. Is something a sea breeze, I think?

Maybe, but that shit slaps if you mix it. But still, when I'm hammered, I can't get the right ratio of both. I'm usually just like soda. So so guys try some apple juice with your alcohol And let's see what happens and you don't need that much because it's sugary. I bet you go home for a drink It's so good. Is it so good Jordan? What's your experience? What do you mix? Is it like a thing like are there drinks with apple juice in it or like so my grandmother started it Polish and they do that all the time in Poland. So she went to go home and there's like this like

bison grass vodka that like she brings back for me and I'm fucking obsessed. And I always miss it with apple juice and I do like ice up like the cup in the freezer. Yeah, really cold. Yes. It's so. Oh my god. I have apple juice in my refrigerator at home. What do we call it? An apple of an apple just vodka. What do we call it? Do you remember I would come up with drinks like we came up with this Brittany's gym when it was like all red and stuff. Wait, we have so much to talk about. Okay guys, it's officially time for front page news. No, I have so many screenshots of things because I was just like, just keeps going going off I literally only have Britney so what is unique because for years people have been doing

the free Britney campaign what is unique about what just went down so she talked in open court there's like a whole video or voice recording of it and she said I have been lying to the entire world I am not okay she has an IUD inside of her that her dad wouldn't let been lying to the entire world. I am not okay. She has an IUD inside of her that her dad wouldn't let her go to the doctor and take out. She wants to have a baby. She's not allowed to drive in her boyfriend's car. She worked seven days a week

and she said, this was the quote, this was the quote that really got me. She said, I was forced to work seven days a week and in the state of California, the only other occupation close to that is sex trafficking. How? But also that's such a logical, well thought out point. And if you listen to her voice, it's not the Brittany on Instagram that's like Willie Milley and like, out to lunch.

This is like a smart thing. Yeah. I listened to the voice recording. It was actually one part was funny because she was talking so fast because she was probably nervous and had like a fuck ton to say. Yeah, the judge was like I'm sorry. Can you just the what is it called? The stenographer? Yeah, everything down was like can you just go like a little bit slower? She's like oh my god. I'm so sorry. Yeah. And then she said, this was like, she's probably been anticipating this for so long. She probably felt this like freedom off her chest. But what else I also learned is like,

her mom is also in on it. Her whole fucking family is in on it because they're all living off of her. They don't give a shit. She literally said in court, I want this to all my whole family. Even Jamie Lynn. I think so because she, my whole family. Even Jamie Lynn. I think so because she's considered a consultant.

Oh, so she's in on it. And so she makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Holy shit. Could you imagine? And I was thinking like, this is all just greed. This was all about money. Like if Britney didn't have this huge fortune. She's worth, I think it, I think it's 400 million.

Wow. Yeah, she's cake dough. Well, well also the bitches been working like seven days a week She was 16 Could you imagine having all that money in the bank and you get told how much you get a month and Then watching people spend it you're the bill she's paying for them to do the job that they're forcing her It's so sick on so many levels. And she works so hard like she directs, like when she was doing her Vegas show, like because she is so good at her job and like so creative, like she was doing pretty much everything, like she was directing it,

she was like making all the decisions in terms of that, because she knows how she works. She is such a good performer. I don't know what mental health struggle she has as most of us do, but imagine your normal struggles on top of literally feeling trapped in your own body. Well, she also says that everyone that lived in her house was paid, well, by her because she funds everything. She had 24 seven security. She had five different nurses. She had someone that came in and made all of her meals. Her dad had different doctors that put her

on like different doses of lithium, which if you're on lithium for too long, Justin Bieber is also on it and said he started to feel crazy. And was like misdiagnosis and a bit on it. If you're on lithium too long, you actually can have like a mental break because of the medicine. Was he like trying to give her a mental break? Yeah, I think so. And because so then she'd start refusing to take her medicine because she was like,

this doesn't make me feel better. It makes me feel crazier. Like, if she couldn't tell Tyre, she could not, she said in one of the quotes, like she was like, I couldn't have a conversation with my mom. Like I physically could not talk to her. But then when she was performing, they would take her off at her scene.

I don't know if they would take her off. Well, she hasn't performed since 2018. Yeah. So I don't know what time frame that she was on this medicine, but like... Brit, it's so scary too, because she didn't want to tell people, because she thought people wouldn't believe her,

which again shows that's a trauma response to the past of being so misunderstood by the media possibly. She also said that she watched Paris Hilton's documentary, which I'm sure this came out the way she said it, it was like, she said, I didn't believe Paris, but I feel like that was like her own trauma. I don't know what it's gonna believe me because when we all watched it, everyone was like, she said I didn't believe Paris, but I feel like that was like her own trauma. No one's gonna believe me.

Because when we all watched it, everyone was like, holy shit. Yeah. She was like, I watch Paris's documentary about being abused in like those schools, her parents' son turned. She was like, I didn't believe her. And so then I really shut the fuck up.

Cause I was like, no one's gonna believe me. Yep, she had a lens of like, of if you are being taken advantage of, no one's gonna leave you. Also, she said like when she was divorcing K-fed and like she shaved her head and that whole thing when she was sent to a menstrual institution, she was not crazy. He sent her there. Like she was evaluated.

He forced her into that shoes there for three months. She said it made her go crazy because she was, imagine being fine and now you're in a padded room. Oh, but that's true. It's like when people say you're annoying and then you have to keep being annoying because they're calling you annoying. It's also proven like teachers who tell kids they're not smart will like statistically do worse on tests than kids who are being told're not smart will statistically do worse on tests than kids who are being told they are smart.

Wow. Also, Brittany said that for a year, I think during COVID, her mom said that no self-care place was open. And then she said everyone around her had their nails done hair done and she was just like, couldn't have self-care. And so, and everyone was always talking about her hair

and how her extensions were so bad. They wouldn't let her go anywhere. Do anything. All of her stuff was a cry for help. Do you think she purposely put on those crazy videos to like keep people talking and worrying about her? Well, I also don't, if everything else was controlled, I don't obviously she wasn't controlling her own social media.

She was like, pardon me, fat filthy. They were like, maybe forcing her to do it. do it so people like yeah, she's crazy. Yeah, probably And she was probably on like certain medications. She didn't really know what the fuck but this is the scary thing She wants to sue her family, but her family has legally done this through courts Yeah, so who is to blame? Is it the judge? Is it the family? Is it the larger system? The fact that it could happen to Britney fucking spears? How many I mean it's cut she has so much money, but like there's a bigger issue here. Have you seen that movie on Netflix called I care? No, it's either I care I care a lot. Okay. Oh, yes. Yes with the gong girl. Yes

Did you see, Jordan's are producer, by the way. We didn't officially introduce her. Hello. It was insane. No, it was insane. Like, it was such a good movie, but it gave me the most anxiety. Like, I thought someone was going to come into my home and be like, and now I control you.

OK, so the premise of the movie is the girl from gong girl, Rose. But no, Rose. It's OK. We'll figure it out. It's okay. Well, it's okay. So she basically gets old people who are vulnerable don't have family and wealthy. Well, wealthy. And basically takes control of their finances and tells the core that they're crazy, even if they're not. And then like just basically steals all their money. They're in like homes or not like full mental institutions, but like assisted living, but they live like shit. And if she manages all their finances and she finds vulnerable people,

like maybe they have a son, but the son's crazy. And she's convinced the court and it's so fucking scary. And hopefully they'll be changes to the system. Hopefully there'll be people that will be held accountable. The craziest part to me is that like, Dude, that's your fucking dad. Like your dad. It's not like it was some crazy...

You're a whole family. ...and you had some crazy manager, your agent, or your dad. Yeah, or like some financial advisor stole all her shit like These are your biological parents who are literally programmed to love the fuck out of you and Just what's also fucked up is like are the kids okay? Like is this the best thing for their mother her Suns are teenagers now, which is so crazy to think of, because like, I can remember them being born. They have restraining orders against him. So that in itself. Against Jamie. Yes. Also, what dad names their daughter the same name as him. Also, where

is K-fed? And when is he going to come out and say something? Because like Justin Timberly came out and said something, he like tweeted, which, look, I feel like Justin would have been damned if he did, damned if he didn't. If he didn't say anything, people would have been pissed. And now that he said something, people are still pissed. So I don't really, does he just wanna get relevancy from it? But also, JT is not a guy who tries hard to be in the press.

I think because they had that whole thing with... He's trying to be supportive right now. Yeah, and like they like look, no one gives a shit that like you have this teenage romance and like whatever, and we get that you apologize for making her look bad then. You were also a kid, but like whatever. He tweeted, and was like Jess and I send our full support

with regardless of our history, whatever is happening to her is absolutely insane. But what is his support? Just that like we're on Britney side. Yeah. But I really want to see if like Kevin Federer line comes out and says anything. People need to start coming up. But like it's like Harry said something. Yeah. I think Paris Hilton said something. I think Andy said something. Yes, but to say where's they see Andy Cohen made Jamie the jack hole of one of that episodes.

It's just insane. It's great. The fact it's unraveled like this and we're watching in real time. Oh, the documentaries and the books are gonna be so good. So good, however, we just hope Brittany is okay in the long run, because also if you listen to that bitches music,

every fucking song is basically saying how she feels trapped, how she feels like I wanna go away, how she feels like unlucky, like all of it is a cry for help. I'm a slave free, like I'm telling you, go through your playlist and it's creepy. The first CD I ever got when I was little was a Britney Spears CD. You know, I used to be team Christina and like I'm supposed to go against the grain.

I thought I was being cool and then I realized like, I'm beautiful. That's my Christina. Yeah, that was actually not bad. Not bad. She goes like, I'm worse, I'm pretty. If you really want to be different, you would have been a Mandy Moore fan. Oh no, no, that was, I did, I was a simp for Jessica Simpson. Oh. Okay, now we're just, we're being nostalgic,

but we love bringing shapes of travel. I'm not the one. Yeah, oh my god, don't let it right fucking now. Is there anything else in front page news? Dude, did you see the Drake Bell stuff? Jordan just exclaimed. Like that's what an all my- Okay.

Okay, so I can- Wait. Before we begin. Before we begin, you tell it. Page night? Met Drake on Summer House. There's a full on episode season four. That in a podcast,. In a podcast room. He had kind of a gold guitar chain that was a lot.

He was definitely crushing on page a little, which was, right? I feel like he won. No, I think he was just being... He got nervous. He got nervous. He maybe got a little nervous, but his wife was in the other room. I even know his sheer. His wife? Okay. Yeah, it was honestly so cool that he was like, nervous, but his wife was in the other room. I even know his sheer. What? Okay. I think, yeah. It was, it was honestly like so cool that he was like, yeah, I'll film on a bravo show and do a, so I have an episode with him on Burning and Hell. You guys should go listen. Tell me if there was anything.

And it was cool because like, he didn't have to do it. We do it from when we were like, oh my god. Like, younger, younger. Yeah, we're like, Jake and Josh, he was everyone's like first weird crush. He was on, Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon. He was on all that.olloting. On that, he was on all that. Yeah.

So what happened? Okay, so he put Guilty on Wednesday to, which I don't really get how they worded this. I got this from Page Six. To an incident involving a 15 year old girl, which the first charge is attempted child dangerment, in dangerment, which is a felony. But basically, it just says that he was sending

inappropriate text messages to a 15-year-old. Social media messages. It doesn't really say anything else. Like, I don't know if he knew she was 15. I don't know. I don't think they ever met up in person. I don't think he physically did anything. So I don't know.

I don't know if the laws are also caught up to the times. Like, can you go to jail for texting a 15 year old something inappropriate? I have no idea. But how insane? Insanity. And to plead guilty. So like, he's got to go to a felony.

Could you go to jail, a felony? I don't know anything about courts. We'll have to call Gary. We'll call Gary, he'll tell us. Gary is our lawyer. We're gonna make him merge that. Paige and I were rubbing close to the law. Some other legal news.

Wait, what's the legal upon quote? I object. What you gonna, Legally fun quote I Object What you gonna One straight men don't know the designers Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is engaged What the heck is her name? Harley? Jen Harley.

Okay, so his ex-girlfriend who he has a baby, a child with. She has a new boyfriend. She was arrested because she pulled a gun on him. The same day that she was arrested for pulling a gun on her boyfriend, Ronnie proposed to his new girlfriend. And that's just, and that's just the craziest. That's like the worst situation of your ex doing well. I like you. You know, like you like might lose your job and you see your ex got a promotion. This is next level. This is a deadly weapon. You know what this is.

Also, I feel like she's been arrested so many times for domestic violence. Who gave this woman a gun? Yeah. How did you even get a gun? Yeah. That's crazy to me. Yeah. Also, just actively, continuously beating the shit out

of people, it's crazy. Yeah, we need to stop with the violence. That bitch wakes up in the morning and chooses violence. She was arrested for throwing an ash tray at Ronnie. Which made me think, who has ash trays? Valid question. Like the last time I've seen an actual ash tray, I think was like, get a jewel like a normal person.

Like my grandma's house. I don't think I've seen one. I don't know. I don't know that's what you took from that. You were like, should I get an asterisk? Do they have marble? Are they trending? Are they trending?

Are they trending? Are they trending? I'm never even pleased. Swipe up for this asterisk. Um, Moking's bad though. That was all the front page news I had, but a lot of legal stuff, a lot of legal jargon. A lot of legal jargon in our everyday pods. You guys, we love you so much.

This was our first episode in the new studio. Thank you WTF media. We're going to get a cute little neon. We're going to get a little neon sign because it's not legit until you have a neon sign. I've looked at myself this whole time. Yeah, I'm so happy I'm not because it would be like a face time and I just wouldn't even know what I'm talking to. But if you look too long yourself, you do turn into an alien. I do have to say one thing for the girls that I learned over the weekend, one of my really

good girlfriends is like the stunning gorgeous Australian model. And I said, hey, how do you pose when you're sitting down in a picture? And I went like this to go sideways and she said, never don't you dare ever do that. So if someone's taking a picture of you and you're like, sit posing with a friend, this leg, your knee should be straight, dead onto the camera.

So you don't cross over. And then you can slightly turn this one, but no like it should always be This reminds me of the do you remember our first reunion we filmed live with Andy Cohen? Yes, I blocked it out, but do you remember it? Okay, so I but I do remember sitting down I was literally shaking and I didn't know how to sit and you like so calmly. We're like, put that leg like this. Oh, I made you sit like this. Yeah, like kind of diagonal lady. Like a lady. Like a lady. So these are little things. I was so worried about like, okay, obviously everyone has it. And you can tell like, cellulite. Yeah. So at that reunion, I kept taking my thighs and pushing them in together. People like Wise and Paige talking and she's like, I'm dealing with a thigh issue.

I'm fumbling my thighs right now. I am holding my thigh fat. Thank you. Move along. But we're normalizing cellulite, hell yeah, watch us. I'm on Patreon, we're putting this up. And we'll put some clips on the Instagram, follow giggly.squad.

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I don't know, Jordan. Did I use tepid right? Tepid. That's my first time hearing you. Okay, I knew I'm bivolent though. I knew I'm bivolent, but I don't know tap it. Okay, do you mean say timid? Tap it. I feel like you know a water could be tap it. No, can we Google it? No seriously? I need to know you'd be surprised how many words we use wrong on this only slightly warm lukewarm

So I feel like they were lukewarm about it. Oh showing little enthusiasm. We are showing little enthusiasm lukewarm about it. Oh, showing little enthusiasm. We are showing little enthusiasm. Amazing. It's like we learned about booth before and now we learned about tap-it. Honestly, I'm tap-it in most situations. You mean to. Look warm. Tap-it. And lastly, page 9 on TikTok. Yeah, we are. I'm spiraling on TikTok. Our mental health is not great. Not fucking great. Not fucking great. So check out TikTok. When the gigglers make TikTok Our mental health's not great. Not fucking great. Not fucking great. So check out TikTok.

When the giglers make TikToks, it's so funny. It is funny. I love when they send them to me too. They're like, I thought you'd think this is funny. And I was like, I do. You're like, actually, you know, actually, people send the funniest. And we love when you guys are giving us all the info

of your secrets and everything. It makes the pod what it is. Yeah, and remember, we'll never say your names. And at the end of the day, we don't care. I forgot what these it is. Yeah, and remember we'll never say your names and at the end of the day we don't care. I forgot what these girls do. I do have an excel sheet of everyone's names and their information but that's just you never know. You got to be careful. Thank you for giggling us with us. Yes, thank you for giggling with us today. Love you home, bye.

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