Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige and Craig in Italy, JLaw, and Natalia Grace

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

Paige is in Italy and is obviously super jealous that Hannah is in Oklahoma City.TORONTO TICKIES Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my gelato gigglers. Perfect. Perfect. Hannah, how are you? I'm in Oklahoma City. Thriving? Thriving.

How is it? Um, you'd be jealous. Do you remember at our live show when that one lady came up to me and she said, and by the way, we do have air conditioning in Oklahoma City. And I, if that lady is listening, just wanna let you know that Hannah's having trouble in her room with her air conditioning. So, do they have it? We don't know. Look, I'm thriving. Life is not where you are to your with and I'm alone.

How are you doing? I'm thriving. It's currently 10, 30 here. Yeah. Which is so crazy that I'm in the future. I know. I have to tell you that like, I feel like we really do date because remember when you were away last week and you kept sending me pictures of like things I would like? Everything I eat here in my head, I'm like, oh my god, Hannah would love. Hannah would literally die to taste this. I'm like, how can I bring this back

because my friend can taste it? And then you would have been dying because we did the disorbow version of going on a hike and you have to walk up from the beach clubs like that to where you live. And it was, I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating. It was like 500 stairs.

I broke my toe. Oh my god. Like I'm not kidding. I literally have a broken toe. Is that what you texted me? Because out of nowhere. Broken toe. I get a foot photo at beautiful pedicure.

I have to read this conversation, it was it made me laugh. I sent you a picture of my toe and you said jump scare. Okay, I go okay jump scare you go you jinxed me yet again. It's always my fault. Yep. I go did you trip on a tomato? And you go slam it into a pool chair. I said did you make a bunch of Italian pool boys carry you around like Ariana Grande? I said, I tried, but they kept saying they didn't speak English. No, Italy is the best place on earth. I never want to come home. It's just, I feel so disconnected from the world and I love it.

Do you feel like you're with your people, like your homeland, like everything makes sense? Not to sound super corny, but we went to a club last night, and it's not like a re, it's not like a club, like in America. It almost felt like a concert, and it's just, and everyone was Italian, there was no Americans in it,

like we couldn't even talk to anyone, we had no idea what was going on. And while they're like performing and playing music and everyone's singing along, I'm not kidding. I got like a little teary eyed because I felt like very proud to be a talent. And like be there. And I was like, Oh my God, these are my people. I thought you're going to say that out of nowhere, you just suddenly knew the words to the song and you started singing. I'm all of a sudden I'm fluent in Italian and you're like, I knew it was in me. How is Craig? Okay, first day, Craig Googled what is rigatoni.

Okay, so we started, we started at the bottom, we started at the total bottom. And now he he's gotten pasta for every single meal. How is he enjoying the bread? All the bread, eating all the bread. If I lived in Italy, I would be 10 times cooler than I am in America. We got brainwashed kids that America is the greatest. When realistically we could be hanging out in Italy at a beach club just with hot men around us doing nothing. Why are we hustling in America when we could just live a simple life stomping on grapes and Sicily? If you think about it, our ancestors left Italy to give us a better life for us to just make money to come back and complain like why did they ever leave. I'm sure that their living conditions weren't that great

and that they had to get out but okay well I'm in America with no air conditioning right now. Yeah so it's really not that different. That's the other thing. I'd love to know Europe's a version to ice cubes They don't love them. They don't fuck with them They want nothing to do with them and I want to tell them they're missing out on some really Good drinks and they also like if you ask for a glass of water They fill it up like not even halfway and I'm like is is this for an ant? Because I need to truck this. They drink no water here. Or they give you sparkling. If you're thirsty and you chug sparkling, you have issues. Like, that's making your thirst feel better. The TV static of sparkling water. Absolutely not.

If you're thirsty and you chug sparkling water, you like being slapped during sex. Right? Sparkling water is the BDSM of water. If you're thirsty and you chug sparkling water, you don't get the rock out of your shoe, you just keep walking with it. If you chug sparkling water, you're the kind of person that your tampons kind of in at the wrong angle and you just keep it in the whole thing. You keep it moving. It's halfway out and you just, it's not your problem. Yes, that. Oh my god, spot on. What's crazy about the water and ice too is as an American? You'll say can I have some water and they go oh with ice Yeah, you're like okay, and they're like you like it with ice. Yeah, they literally come for you

I felt like I was asking for drugs. I was like you got it. You got any ice back there Don't tell anyone to make some us. That's like an Oklahoma city. I Ordered I said can I have iced tea? And they were like, do you want sweet tea? And I was like, no, just iced tea. I'll put some like sugar in it. They looked at me. Like I had seven heads.

I was disgusting, embarrassing to society. The whole day they were like, do you like your tea? And like, you're the people putting tons and tons of sugar in an already okay drink. Mm-hmm. If I drink actual sweet tea, I could bash my head through while not feel it. It's, it's meth.

I also think of you daily because the naps I've been taking have been like hard, like deep naps. Like, you know when you wake up and you're like, where am I? I've been having one of those once a day where I would just wake up in my own sweat. And I'm like, where am I?

And then I just jump in the pool. And I, it's just, it's just like, it's the life we were born to live. Also, you are like such a perfect hand right now. You're actually stunning right now Like I'm like nervous talking to you and I'm friends with emrata And Jennifer Lawrence And Jennifer Lauren Wait, did you like my comment on your picture when I said if jayla asked you to start a podcast you would say yes and I would agree

Oh my god What What? No J. Law? Yeah, can we just talk about that for a second? You know me, I like to know the logistics. When she walked into the room, what is the first thing that you said to her? Did you call her J. Law? Did you call her Jennifer? Did you call her Jen?

Did you shake hands? Did you hug? Okay, first of all, you know I'm based myself. Yeah, you know I did But I do have to say pre-meeting her I walk in and they're like by the way She is a huge bravo fan. She loves summer house and I was like, okay, so she's a giggle air her answer about The what do you what have you ever pretended to like for a guy She was talking about her husband and that is pure de-centering men She never talks about her husband ever which was crazy like people were messaging me like I've never any

Know she was married. She's comfortable with you. I said what if you have pretended like and she goes art My husband's an art dealer. I don't fucking get it at all. He's tall. And I most of these interviews, I try to make this, I try to open the celebrity up. I try to be silly, make them laugh, bare minimum. If I could get a giggle,

we did it. We did a Joe. She was making me laugh the whole time. I know that we always say like this is a, like I'm not a stand podcast or this is a Like J.Lo stand podcast. This is not a Jennifer Lawrence stand podcast Jennifer Lawrence is our religion. You look really pretty right now, too Don't don't try to suck up to me right now. You do. Do you have eyeshadow? No Yes, but you I look like a baked potato, you look like a Italian french fry.

And it looks like you're wearing a dress, are you wearing a dress? The bar is so low for me, you're like, did you put eyeshadow on? You look so pretty. No, you do. You do look pretty. You miss me. I do, I miss you so much.

I miss you so much. To the point where I feel like I was talking about you so much that my dad said Well next year why don't you just ask cannon does to plan a trip and so that they're here on the same days And I looked at him and I was like that's so smart like why would I have not done that? and I was like, that's so smart. Like, why would I have not done that? Okay. Wait, we need to organize our Europe. I went to Europe too early. I'll tell the girlies, I went too early,

because now I have to watch every other bitch being in Italy and France and I'm like, you're a trend setter. It's like when you eat the best part of the meal first, and then you have to watch everyone else eat like the like pizza Whatever when you fucking eating the salad. I hate that. It's lonely at the top Hannah It is so Jennifer Lawrence It's this weird thing where like I as like a tic-tacr they basically throw you in and you tell

The talent what to do and then there's like 20 like really important people sitting there just watching. So I get in there and I found out that she's friends with like Jackie Shemmo and Heather McMahon who I know. So I walk in and I try to be like by the way like we have mutuals like I love Jackie Shemmo. She's an amazing crazy creative disturbed genius and she's like yeah and then I was like and. And she's like, yeah. And then I was like, and I had a big man. And she's like, yes. And then I'm like, and your friends are they me Schumer, right? Oh my God, Hannah, you, I just said it.

I don't know why. I go, you know, hey me Schumer, right, your friends? Because I just remember thinking that their friendship was like the coolest thing ever. And she goes, yeah, do you know Amy? And I immediately realized that I backed myself into a corner and I go, no, I mean, friends of friends and she still look at me and I go, I'm friends with her in my head.

And she goes, okay, okay, I'm dead. Wasn't there like, I remember there was a paparazzi picture. It was, it was Jennifer, Amy Schumer and Adele. And they were like out to dinner. And I was like, what tea is being spilled? I also feel like we don't have like a British friend. And I think that we need one because I feel like they gossip different.

Oh yeah. And they're like, they say Kant all the time. But we could definitely use some British energy. We could use some British friends. But we're pretending like we can make new friends. But then this is the craziest part. I'm talking, I'm doing the interview, and my phone starts to buzz. It was my friend Stewart, it was FaceTiming me. Don't know why. And Jennifer Lawrence looks at me and goes, is that des. Oh my, she knows your relationship status.

She knows my relationship. So then I'm thrown. Like I'm thrown. It was the kind of thing where I'm like J, J, I called her J. Law. I said J, I did it. Oh my god.

I said J. Law, you don't, you need a stop. You need a stop. I don't prepare for them to be nice to me. The second they're nice, they're accommodating. I'm laying through as you go. I said her, I go, you don't need to be this nice. You could be a bitch if you wanted to.

And she was like, why would I do that? And I was like, I don't know. We were making each other laugh, but I definitely was on my stupid shit. Like, I was not like- I like when you get in your silly goofy moods. I wasn't cool. I was in a goofy mood, but you're given,

I was given six minutes. And you feel so much pressure, because everything you say is like- Wait, so were you in a room, were you somewhere, and then there was people waiting to go in after you to in a room? Like were you somewhere and then there's like people waiting to go in after you to also interview her? So she has like a press day.

So she's sitting in this room made up gorgeous, all these cameras, all these people, her team. And then I just get thrown in like a rogue tiktok. Yeah. And she's like, hi. And then I actually brought a van to prom. And she was like, don't tell me what happens. I'm like, I'm pretty sure we know what happens.

But she's like, I'm watching the last one on the flight. But yeah, she's just such a normal person. And in person, is she like 10 times prettier? She's so gorgeous in person. Just in the way that like, you know I go on about I hate how everyone's trying to look the same. She has like the most beautiful cheekbones and like, she's also just like, she has chill girl energy.

And I just feel like you wanna take a shot with her. Take a shot. Oh, I was gonna say like, she would like be down to like get in the bed. A shot? I'll hit a weed, meth and just lie in bed. Some, some rigatoni.

Yeah, she's just chill. We love her. I think she was an unfortunate one where the internet loves to turn on women who are outgoing. Yeah. Remember when she fell going up to get her Oscar? I thought that was like the most relatable thing ever. But I think she like felt twice then people started to get mad when it's like, she's consistent. Like I trip all the time. And she does all this funny stuff in interviews so it was crazy to be interviewing her but also she's an Oscar winner.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane. That makes me a journalist. No, you are. You work for the New York Times. I also saw Uma Thurman. How was she? York Times. I also saw Uma Thurman. How was she? We don't talk enough about Uma Thurman. No, we don't. I can honestly say I don't think I've ever once talked about Uma Thurman.

We need to talk about her because I'm at, I went to this West Anderson premiere thing. Yeah, which was like cool, make up done, hair done, everything did, wearing my nannies, vintage, normal kamali dress, feeling myself, everyone's who's who, I don't know, people just look important. Like, you don't know who they are, but you know that they have more money than you. Yeah, they're just like, everyone has a clipboard.

Yeah, and people are just like wearing weird, like big glasses, they just look smarter than you. Just like very New York scene. So I sit down and then right before the film starts, a woman with no makeup on, like comes in on the side and sits down. And I'm like, turn to Hailey, I'm like, that's him with Thurman.

And we look, she is so gorgeous. Uma fucking Thurman. Isn't she like really tall too? Tall and her skin is amazing, her cheekbones. I want to get to the success level that I show up to very important events. No makeup on, hair and a bun, comfy clothes. That, she is my Taylor Swift.

You want to be Adam Sandler. Yes. If you could trade places with anyone, it would be Adam Sandler. You want to go to movie premieres in flip-flops, shorts, no makeup, and people be so excited that you have arrived. Yes, I got it. Yes, I got it. Yes. How many new balance in hookas can I buy? Yeah. Is what I'm currently dealing with. I feel like I see a lot of people in hokas now. Yeah, people make fun of me a lot for wearing like hokas with dresses, but like, what am I gonna do?

Like my ankles bleed, I'm a walker. I am not a, I'm a speed walker demon. I can't be using these like horrible flats, sandals that fucking don't have any arch in them. Okay, I've also been thinking about you a lot to this trip because there's like so much walking and like there's so many stairs for like the beach clubs and stuff.

And the one day we did all the stairs the same day I broke my toe. The next morning, like I couldn't feel my calf muscles. Like they were throbbing. And I was like, oh my God, Hannah, what a crushed the stairs with her calf muscles. And then I was trying to think, like, have I ever in my entire life,

in my entire existence of 30 years, done a single exercise specifically for my calf muscles? And I haven't. Wow. And so now I'm very into working out my calf muscles and I've been doing like leg raises every day while I brush my teeth. And that does is recovering from a torn calf so you guys can do physical therapy together. I identify as a 46 year old white man. a 46 year old white man. I think that.

Like, he's tired. I just have ailments and that's all I want to talk about when I have an ailment. The other day, okay, listen to this. So I kept seeing this thing on TikTok where girls were putting aquafore on their lips and then like going out in the sun for a little because it like attracts the sun and their lips were getting like swollen but this one girl did it and she did it for too long

and her lips like blew up and she had, they like blistered and got like really bad sunburn. And in the mornings I always put aquafore on my eyebrows and my eyelashes when I don't wanna wear makeup and then like go to breakfast. And when I jumped in the mornings, I always put aquafore on my eyebrows and my eyelashes when I don't want to wear makeup and then like go to breakfast. And when I jumped in the pool, I felt like there was aquafore on my face and my face started burning. It was all I could talk about for three days.

Like that my cheeks were so red. So don't ever, ever, ever put aquafore anywhere on your body and then go in the sun. That's my tip for you. But I feel like I wear aquiford on my lips 24-7. When you're laying out and like the sun is directly on you, it like, but if you need to get them a little plumped up, what is the fashion? What are the girls wearing on their European vacations from your perspective? Or what do you recognize? Okay, from my perspective, like what I'm recommend? Okay, from my perspective,

like what I'm seeing, like the European girls wear, lot of sequins, a lot of sequins happening, but like, sequins in terms of like a maxi skirt sequence, everyone's like kind of wearing like white linen, like flowy things. I'm trying to think of there's like any, honestly, I'm too obsessed with my own outfits to really even look at other people.

I haven't looked at one outfit besides my own. What's your vibe? I've been crushing it. I've been literally crushing all of my outfits. But I feel this trip for some reason, I feel way differently on this trip. Like I feel so disconnected from the world that I haven't really posted anything.

Like I've taken a bunch of pictures and content, but I have no desire to like, click my favorite ones, and then think of a caption. Like I have no desire to do it. So I haven't really posted any of my outfits, but I will say I crushed it. And last year, I didn't really wear heels

and I felt weird about it. So I found like little baby kitten heels that I brought on the trip and I've been wearing those. Mm-hmm. And so I've been very into that. And I've just been wearing all white, honestly. It does feel like I'm like getting married because all my outfits have been white.

But it's so regal and it feels light, it feels good. I also feel like if I look at someone's page on vacation and there's like 30 Instagram stories, I'm like, you're not having fun. You're just thinking about what people are thinking about your vacation. And you're gonna have the most epic dump when you eventually feel the urge to dump.

I'm gonna have the best dump. It's gonna be euphoric, it's gonna feel so good. I wanna know gelato, what's your go-to flavors that you order? I only ever get pistachio. Do you know what I heard about pistachio? If it's green, it's not ideal. If it's white, it's next level. Yes.

Their pistachio ice cream tastes way different than like the hog and does. One that's in my freezer right now. Yeah. You get like two pistachios of that. I love pistachio. It's very underrated. It's very underrated. I had a cheese with a pistachio in it.

Italians will put anything in cheese. The literally. Also, my favorite's nachoola, the hazelnut one. It's so good. It's basically like Nutella, if it was like very vanilla cream. Rich. Yeah.

Wow, I just literally orgasmed. Wait, question. What did you think about Courtney Kardashian and how she did her baby announcement? It was really, really funny, clever, cute. I thought it was great. I mean, if you're with a rock star, like you need to do shit like that.

What's the point of being with a rock star if you're not recreating music videos? What'd you think? I felt like it was very Gen Z. Like I felt like they were trying to cater to Gen Z. I love how you think of the business behind it, but you're so right then the style Joe was so there Yep, and I felt like it was such a moment. I thought it was weird like you could tell when she was doing it She was like making sure the camera got it like she was very like aware of that

Yeah Cuz Chris Jenner's like inner ear higher hold it higher Perfect right there. don't move. Don't move your hair out of your face, move your hair out of your face. Perfect. And give him a little grin, too much grin. She's 44. What?

I might have just made that up. I mean, that makes sense, because Kim is like 40. Did I make that up? Hold on, how old is? That's the one thing I missed like our Instagram lives, because we would, yeah, 44, we would ask a question. I think Gaglers would know immediately. She's 44, Kim is 42, Chloe is 38, Travis is 47,

Chris is 67. Travis and does are the same age. Oh my God. I mean, 47 year old guys are hot. Yeah, because really I feel like guys don't mature until they're 40. So then like they're all of their 40s. Like I feel like I'm going to be very attracted to my husband and his 40s. He actually did something so cute and he FaceTime me today. Yeah, and he was with these two little girls, and they had these like paddles,

and they were just beating the shit out of him. And he calls me, goes, are you sure you wanna have kids? And then a girl pulls out a fake gun. I don't know, what kind of toy gun? And she pistol whips him in the head, and he's like, ah! And I'm like, you just got pistol whipped by a four-year-old.

And I'm like, why do I want a kid more because of this? If my daughter's not pistol whipping men, I don't want her. Something happened like earlier in the trip. My dad said something and I like immediately turned and was like, excuse you, or like said something. And in that moment, I could feel my mom being so proud of me. Like, like, oh my God, I raised such a bitch of a daughter and it is so amazing and like, thank God, like she smiles.

When I yelled at it, I was like, don't do that. My mom was beaming from ear to ear and I hope I feel that with my daughter. Like the first time I hear my daughter like put a man in his place. I've met a few giglers too. Oh, I was wondering if the giglers aren't Italy. The giglers are living their lives, they're traveling the world. Craig just got my ice cream from room service and he's placing it on the bed for me. I'm going to tell you something also. I threw up twice while I was here.

Are you drinking wine? Is that why? I don't know. I literally can't drink anymore. What did you drink? Well, how many apparel spritzes? I'm not an apparel spritz gal, but I, at the club, did go back into a little bit of page club days.

I did get on a table or two and I did have a couple of odd guys and then I'm jumping. I and then I wonder like I'm downing alcohol jumping up and down and then I get back to my room and I'm like, why do I feel so sick? Maybe because I moved all of the pasta around in my stomach into a fucking tornado and then projectile vomit. This is the best part.

We get into back into our room. Craig's like, I'm going to order something from room service. It's like 2am and I'm like, okay, cool. I'm going to go in the bathroom and throw up and he was like sick. So I go in the bathroom, I'm throwing up. As I'm throwing up, I hear the doorbell ring and I hear the room service guy come in. I don't think anything of it because like the bathroom door is just shy. As the room service man is leaving, he goes, good, like in his Italian accent, he goes, good night and good

luck. He could hear me. And like as I'm throwing up I'm also laughing. There's been two minutes where the guy who brings the room service is just quietly sitting there just listening to your insides become your outsides. Like it was so wholesome that he said good luck. You ate pasta, you chugged vodka and you jumped up and down. You're puking out penny alavodka. No I'm literally, I, it was coming out whole. Chug vodka and you jumped up and down you're puking out penny olive vodka No, I'm literally I

It was coming out whole I was I had an even digested my Linguini It was just coming out. It was so very very thrown to throwing up though. Yeah, yeah Did it get you and Craig to be closer? Him seeing you in such a vulnerable state? Well, I really Craig has seen me throw up multiple times in the past few years. More than he saw you not throw up. Definitely more than he signed up to see a human throw up. And I remember the first time, the first first time I ever like I was really sick.

I woke up in the morning. I don't know if I had had food poisoning, but I was up at like 4 a.m. Just could not stop throwing up. And we had like just started dating. So I wasn't like nervous. Like, oh my god, he was gonna like think it was gross. I didn't really think about it, but I was like Oh my god. I'm like throwing up in front of like my new boyfriend. Like I didn't feel like safe. Like I didn't feel, I got like anxious and he came into the bathroom and he had also had a revelation in that moment

that I think that he actually loved me because he looked at me and he said, wow, I'm not even grossed out by this. Like keep, like you got it, you're good. And so then I was put out of you. So like ever since then, anytime I throw up, he doesn't really think much of it. I'm not the type of person that if I'm throwing up,

I want someone like holding my hair. I don't want you rubbing my back, get out of the bathroom. They're rubbing me up here alone time. It's a war zone. Like in movies when they're like rubbing someone's back, if that was me, I'd be like, get the fuck off me. You're like holding someone's hair back?

No, we're, I don't give a fuck about my hair at this point. I can't breathe through my mouth. What, you don't have a hair tie on your wrist? Grow up. Trigger warning, would you rather have diarrhea or throw up? Mmm, what, okay, I have a follow-ups. What is the, where are we? What's happening?

Are both lasting the same amount of time? Because both don't typically last to the same amount of time. You and diarrhea is longer. Yes. Because I'm quick with it. I will just be like, it'll come out. That's true, you are quick. And then I'm ladies and further.

I had diarrhea on a boat with hailey this week. No. I um, GGE birthday party. Yeah. So what happened was I was pretty, pretty or post salami pre I stood in position myself where I would get all the hors d'oeuvres Right to me like I kind of was like looked at the girl. I'm like, hey, I'm your first destination, okay? So I'm eating all these combinations of shrimp and like chicken and all this shit I should be eating. So I go, I'm going to the bathroom and Haley, like a good friend is like, I'm coming.

And I look at her and I said, I'm gonna have diarrhea. And I don't think she thinks I'm kidding because I do say that a lot. Yeah, I'm not kidding. So we go in, I shut the door and I go, hey else, I'm actually having diarrhea. And she looks at me and I was like, you can leave now or forever hold your peace.

And she was like, I can stay. And I was like, okay, well then you don't want to stay. You don't want to stay. So I started going and she's like, well, you have to flush. And I was like, okay, well, I don't want to flush a hundred times during this. And you're on a boat. It's not like they have the best plumbing.

Like, no, I was fully afraid I was going to break the ship. But the good thing is it was quick. And then I just felt light as a feather and I danced the night away. I'm a phobia of puke. I will do anything to not puke. See, I have, oh, like I started drinking in like high school, I have always been that girl that can puke and rally. Like I used to have such bad social anxiety

that like at the pre games when everyone was drinking before I even had a drink, I was throwing up in the bathroom. So I would always like throw up and then be totally fine and then like could start drinking or like continue drinking. I think my stomach problems and your puking is directly correlated with our social anxiety. Yeah, no, it definitely is. It's funny that we're so different that it comes out different ends for.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. When we were on summer house, I would get nervous when I would go into the bathroom and secretly puke. And then thinking about it, you would go secretly have diarrhea. I would secretly go puke. Yeah. We have problems. I just say the sound guy.

No. To press mute. New we were disgusting. And then we would get in the mute. New we were disgusting. And then we would get in the bed together. Like we were disgusting. No, but like what the sound guy has probably heard, because you can kind of like put your hand over your mic

when you're in the bathroom, but like, I'm not gonna do that every time I have diarrhea, which is eight times during the day. Like at that point I'm like, we're in it together, your mind's well just hang out in the bathroom with me and chat. Like, get me a banana, you know? If you hear it, do your part.

If you see something, say something. It's not. No, literally. You know I'm fighting for my life. Like, get me a water. You devil. And look at the producers who are like, we need more drama.

And the sound guys like Hannah's having a lot of drama in the bathroom right now with her sound. I love her, I love her. Okay, there was this crazy story that this influencer bought a pameranian. Well, she thought it was a pameranian, and it turned out to be a wolf. Oh my God, Hannah, I have a cat story. What? Are you friends with the cat, Italy? Yes. So we're walking. We had to walk to one of our restaurants and there was this cat just

perched so regal, so pretty, just perched up on this stone pillar outside of someone's house. And the girl in front of me went up to the cat and immediately stuck her hand on its back and was trying to pet it. And the cat looked at her and was like, no, how dare you type? And yeah, literally his stutter. It was like, don't touch me like that.

And so then I was like, oh, I really want to pet this cat, but I feel like it's not going to let me because this lady just freaked it out. So I just took my, I went up to it and I just took like my two fingers and I put it like in front of the cat's face a little bit and then the cat stuck its head into my fingers and moved its head so that it could use my finger.

I literally almost started crying. I was like, this has never happened to me ever. And so I love that cat. That cat chose me. What cat was like, yes. It was orange and white. She was stunning. She was gorgeous.

She was Italian. I want to base my vacations based on the like Square foot to cat ratio of how many cats are in the place and does is like you cannot plan our vacations Like you have a cat Why would we plan a vacation on the cat? And he's like also I'm not going vacation for you to just stop every two seconds to pet a different cat But that's the thing with cats like you let them smell your hand first Sometimes don't even look at them. Don't even make eye contact. I didn't make eye contact. I was just like, if you want it, it's here. Oh my god, I'm so happy that you made friends with the cat.

I was so proud of myself. She was like, me out. Yeah. How are all the hand movements? Are there a lot of hand talking? A lot of hand talking. My brother explained to Craig the different hand movements and he explained it so perfectly because the Italians, like when they do their hand movements, they really do all keep their, like all the tips of their fingers are together and they just move their hand back and forth as they're talking. Luce rest, Luce rest. Luce rest, but Gary said, explained to Craig that because we're from New York, our hand

movements are a little different. So I sometimes will add a little head motion in there because I've lived in New York City for 10 years. So it's a different, and so there's different levels to hand movements, for sure. And the culture, clash of Craig, being with an Italian New Yorker makes me laugh so hard and I feel like he's loving learning all this stuff. He gave me actually Craig, gave me one of the best compliments today and I don't think he even realized that he did it.

He looked at me and he said, you're really bossy. And I said thank you so, so much. I've also been falling asleep to Italian sports commentators. Let me tell you, I have no idea what's going on, but I know when one of them is mad. And I know when one of them is, they literally said, we had some weird fucking, the first night, it was like we were watching people bike. Then the second night, it was a sailing competition. Then the third night, it was like this one girl

was trying to get up, this rock climbing wall. And whenever someone would do something good, the commentators would say, a mama mia. Just thought that that was the most amazing thing I'd ever heard in my life. So I'm very into the Talent Sports Channel here. I feel like Italians want to be passionate about anything.

Anything. They're passionate. And the other thing I didn't realize is Italian children getting upset is also one of my favorite things that I've ever watched because the way that they yell and scream at their parents in Italian is so beautiful. I watched this little girl. I don't know what she was angry about, but let me tell you, she had had enough. She literally hit her head. She's like, and yelling at her mom like, I'm a see in the man, like, like, she just was going, this girl was going off on her mom. And I just hoped and prayed that like,

my children will learn Italian so that they can yell at me like that. And I hope for that. Italians. I mean, this is an Italian podcast. Um, yeah. Also, wait, speaking of cats, I'm not done. And thank you, I knew it was too much. You went on to next topic, wait too quick. I knew you were going to come back for a follow-up. But I just want to say, what do you think about me?

If you met a guy and he's co-parenting, his pet with his ex, sharing the dog, they split weekends, the cat has to go on different weeks with different co-parents. What is your opinion on that? I am the wrong person to ask because you know how I feel about animals. You'd say, like given like God. Literally, I would say, you take the dog and you make the

dog thrive. Like, there is no fucking way. I'm co-parenting an animal with someone that I know that I now legally can say that I hate. You think I'm buzzing up to someone's apartment to pick up an animal that I shared with them? No way, I'm either taking it and you're never seeing it again.

And if he's like a little bitch about it, then you have it. Yeah, I also do. Getting a pet together with a guy you're not engaged to, or you don't think you're gonna marry, I think is like some dangerous stuff. I think it's like you're asking for a fight. I think it's, you wanna cheat on them,

but you're too good of a person. Or like the relationship's going bad, and you're like maybe if we get a pet, a little permanian, it'll make, it'll spice things up, and then it turns into a fucking wolf and bites your arm off. Step it up a notch and just have a baby. Yeah, I think it's a dick if a guy's co-parenting

an animal. Major. Like, that's fucking baggage. To be like, oh yeah, my ex is gonna drop off, you know, total later. Absolutely not. Like buy another dog. And then I have to be nice to this dog

that like clearly knows I'm not the mom. I also feel like it's a red flag because it's like, oh, so you wanna continue like checking in on this person, seeing this person, you can't cut off all communication and your excuse is an animal. Just get another animal. Yeah, like you're always texting them about the dog. I think it's, no, it's a no for me dog, no pun intended.

If I wanna get out of a relationship, I want out. I want it's no, it's a no for me dog, no pun intended. If I want to get out of a relationship, I want out. I want all the way out. Also, as the woman, I'm taking the animals. I'm taking the dog. I was just going to say, steal the dog and block his number. What's he going to do? Call the police. I think at the end of the day, we don't get the name of our children to be our last name. We have a wage gap. We get the pets The women should get the pets. We are caretakers Men are just gonna find another girlfriend to take care of it and absolutely not so I don't think there's any Co-parenting involved there was never co-parenting to begin with the women are taking care of the animals and we get the animals period sleigh One time I was dating a guy and he wanted to get a dog with me

and that's the moment I knew I wanted to break up with him. And I did. Yeah, don't get dogs with your casual hookups. Yeah, I was like, get a dog together. I barely know you, get out of my apartment. Like that's crazy. Final note, I watched the Natalia Grace documentary on HBO Max. Oh, yeah.

It is the greatest documentary that I have watched in years, and you know how picky I am. Oh, my God. How long is it? Like, how many parts? It is six episodes. Okay. You need to sprint to watch. Okay. You need to sprint to watch.

Okay. Because, and it also is a great example of like what editing can do, and I'm not going to tell you guys like what happens, but in the very beginning, this girl is a monster. They're showing like photos and quick snippets of her and she's not really doing anything wrong, but they're like, she is a monster. She lied about her age she has pubic hair and she would constantly like, oh god no pee on the wrong things, they basically were like she's a shifter, she's she's she was peeing all over, she pees everywhere, she's she's ruining

the family and she's a con artist, wait I have wait. Wait, I can't believe I forgot to tell you. Yes, yes. I can't believe I forgot to tell you this story. So I'm in the pool at like a normal person, right? And I'm like, I have to pee. And so I'm not like getting out of the pool to like go, you have to like go down the stairs to go to the bathroom. And I'm not like going back to my room, whatever.

You pull. There's pools filled with chlorine, there's little kids in there, look, whatever. I'm peeing in the pool. So I peeing the pool, I'm minding my own business. I get out of the pool, I go to my beach chair, I'm laying down for like 10 minutes, and then I'm like, okay, I gotta go up

and do my podcast with Hannah. So I put my pants on and I'm walking in to the hotel to go up the elevator My bathing suit bottoms were very tight today and I think they held in my No, I'm not kidding you Hannah as I'm walking up the walking up the stairs all of the sudden all of this water Walking up this stairs all of the sudden all of this water is just coming out of my bathing suit bottoms And I'm like I think I'm peeing like I think this is pee And my dad is with me and so I'm telling my dad the story and he's like what no, it's not pee like it's just Water from your bathing suit, and I'm like I'm telling you. It's pee. I get into my room. I take the pants off

I smell the pants. I peed my pants. I get into my room, I take the pants off, I smell the pants, I pee my pants, I pee my pants and then, you love smelling her underwear. I told you that in confidence, I told you that I did it, I told you that snippet in confidence to make sure everything was okay. And now all of the gigglers know that how dare you out me like that? I'm being vulnerable. I'm telling everyone that I peed my pants at a five-star resort. It's a Positano or Positano. It's Positano, but I'm not even there. I'm in Capri. Well, it sounds better. I believe that's our new merch. I believe my pants. I was like, oh my god, I can't wait to tell Hannah that I had a pee a peeing in the pool mishap.

I can't believe that. I mean, I guess I am a professional at peeing in the pool, but how little are your bikinis, Bill? No, it was really tiny. I was like, oh my god, I'm going to get a yeast infection from this bikini bottom. Do you see these bikinis that like they barely, they don't cover the outer labia. Like girls outer labia are out. Did you see the girl on TikTok that was like taking the skims bikinis and putting them on like to tortilla chips. I'm really the same exact size. No, I also have a fat ass. I don't need it to be in a wrap video at a family hotel. Today my bathing suit bottom was inappropriate, but I needed to get tan.

So anyway, I tell you, Grace is peeing in places apparently. And basically, it's like the orphan, they're like, we've adopted a monster. But what makes this so good is that the dad is narrating a lot of it, and this man, the adopted dad. This man needs to win an Oscar. You're kidding. He is the most, first of all, he's flaming gay, flaming.

I love that. Not out, not out. And he's crying, he's screaming, he's every emotion, and he's like, he's strange. Like, he thinks he's kind of funny. Once he talks about how the mom might have abused Natalie, and he's like, she did this, and he starts punching the floor, and then he goes, ow, that really hurt.

Like, just crazy shit. He's quirky, he's weird, he's a silly goose. Let's just say he's enjoying the spotlight a little too much. And long story short, you're basically like, yeah, this girl in the tallie is crazy, and she's like a 30 year old woman torturing this family. They said she walked in with a knife and was like, I'm gonna kill you guys.

I was just standing over their bed. I'm like, okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. I feel so horrible for these innocent people who try to adopt a disabled girl in need. Yeah. Then you feel like she might possibly be brainwashed to tell people that she tried to kill her parents. And it becomes this very complicated situation that you need to watch. It's incredible. And someone needs justice.

It's what I'm going to watch that on the plane, I think. I highly recommend. Also, I got a lot of notes that last episode was one of the funniest episodes people said we ever did. We appreciate that. That's all. We're on tour and we do Giggly Squad episodes. We're so delusional. We're so tired.

They're amazing. We're goofy. We just announced take us to Toronto. It's like a huge venue. I think the pre-sales over so you can just get tickets, no code right now on the link in our bio. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling with us, you heard?