Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige being shadowbanned, our toxic traits, and the wedding week

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

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What is up my gnarly gigglers it starts with a G so it counts. It does count. Did you know that? Not until you said it. You guys, we're back in the studio, AKA Page's apartment. This is, we have a YouTube, I keep forgetting. We have hard launch YouTube, it's out there,

it's happening, we also have tour dates, there's eight tickets left in DC, I just counted. Oh my gosh. So you guys better get them. And then New York, we have a couple tickets left in DC. I just counted. Thank God. So you guys better get them. And then New York, we have a couple tickets left for the third show. Congrats.

Boston, guys, we're doing a whole different show. So if you saw the other ones, get tickets for the upcoming one. And then what else? Just general housekeeping. Our merch. That was the best launch we've ever had. Incredible. People love hating men. And I love that.

It turns out hate is in. And negativity and being sexist towards men is on trend. Yeah. And I'm here for it. Yeah. I do have a slight bone to pick with you. Oh no. I've morphed into you.

I didn't want to say anything, but I was like, she looks amazing. I was looking at you and I was trying to be like, in what world is Paige Disorbo doing an on-camera shoot and not putting together the cutest look. And then I realized that you look just like me and we're the same vibe. You don't even have a touch of makeup on. Not a stitch. I haven't showered in two days. I do smell a little bit. It all started with when you're like pasta for jolly. You put a hex on me of some sort and you ruined my nails.

Yes. And so from ruining my nails to now that I'm fully on camera. I have no makeup on. My hair is greasy. I couldn't even... I just thought of the Mean Girls part of the movie where she's like hot body. Ch- Oh, perfect nails. Ch-

I'm taking one of those bars she makes a re- What are the name of those? County bars. You literally cowteen barred me. Like that's what you do. What are the things of those? You literally cowteen Bard me. Like that's what you've learned. Would I argue that you just care less what people think of you? No.

Can I care a lot? Why are you just giving up? Me and my therapist talk about it every week. Just to speed. We're both depressed, but you know what? We're gonna giggle through it. That's what life's about. But it is probably one of the most exciting weeks of all weeks. Why? Because Hannah's getting married on Friday.

I feel like getting married is so anti-feminist. Why? Are you taking Doesis last name? No. Really? No, because... I thought you were hyphenating. No. No. You're just staying Hannah Burner. Just Hannah Burner. I'm not like becoming part of him. I'm me. He's him. We're two individuals starting a life together.

Okay, a question. But when you bring your little... Their last names are burner. Are they? I'm joking about it, but I'm trying to see if maybe. Like I just don't I don't understand it. Why do they... I know we live in a patriarchal society, but I'm trying to break the patriarch down. One little toddler at time. How about one's burner, one's burn show? I think his bishop is such a great last name. It sounds regal. Hannah Bishop.

I have the same initials. Hannah Bishop, she looks down on me. I think you should think about it. Then I have to change my Instagram handle for a third time. Oh my God, wait, you hard-launched your new Instagram handle. I went to tag you in something and I was like, what the fuck is being burned?

Being burned is dead. She can't come to the phone right now. She's done. I just felt like being burned. I created that when I just started an Instagram and I was private and I was posting, you know, the filtered portraits with a border. The borders.

And then it got to point, someone searched my name in Texas and I didn't come up. And I realized like if I'm had a burner, it comes right up. And so it was kind of businessy. And also I feel like a lot has changed in the last in years past. And I felt like I want to be Hannah Burner.

Speaking of that, Instagram straight up like shadow banned me because of our merch. No. And said that I was like spewing hate speech. Okay, so my manager said, do hate like age eight instead of writing out hate because yeah, they sometimes will ban you. But I didn't even write anything. It was just in like the picture. So I had- Where are you shadowing? Yeah. So I had to like-

You cannot be shadowing before my wedding! I know. You feel like every bride makes every single like inconvenient and then dies to their wedding. Like I could have said that like I bought the wrong shampoo. You would have been like, how could you do this to me? We need a, there's a joke. I'm on it. Yeah, you're dealing with it.

Yeah. Because I have a friend, girls no job, Claudia Asheri, who constantly said she's shadowband on TikTok, but we decided she's just really bad at it Put on a photo and like it gets not a lot of likes So sometimes girl these just say your shadow band, but honestly the break is nice You know, I've got a lot of love. You still have like a million followers that follow you. It's just what when people search you to like say mean things in your photo they can't find you.

That sounds like a blessing. Yeah, that's great. You have to click see more. Honestly, everything happens for a reason. I know what you're talking about. I just need it back by my, I need it back by my own. By your way, I'm working on it. I actually have a bone to pick with you.

Oh, well. We're doing this. I ready to told you about it, but I just have to address it. Because the gigglers blew my dams up when we're promoting our shows, which like, thank you. I love how good you are promoting. But you put it over your face. Choose to put the link over my face.

And it's a full, beautiful photo of me and her addressed out professional photographer. He was the link. And it's almost like she purposely was like, this is off brand for me. And her face is disgusting. And then the funny thing is that first I was like, what was her thought process?

And then I was like, oh, she didn't have one. There was no like evil, meticulous, like, oh. You know what you're like, I have to post this, like, okay, link, there we did, a swipe up, great, awesome. Click. And then I did go back and I did notice it, but it had already been a- You just put me in the house, it looked very deliberate.

Like it was like from my chin to my eyebrow, just like, you're done, you're done. Wait, you picked to this bone with me last week. You're re-bringing it up. Did I hit? Yeah. No, I think it was in the notes, but I didn't really bring it up.

You literally have been having amnesia. What, who are you? Who are you and my apartment? You're not before your wedding. I do have to say it is wedding week. Stasi also is having her wedding week. Yes. And there's actually some drums,

because what would life be without a little drums? We love a little drums. Taylor Strucker is like one of my best friends. She was at my batch rep party. I invited her to my wedding and she goes, oh my god, crazy. I'm actually gonna be in Roma. She's doing the officiating of the wedding. And I was like, okay, that sounds like kind of important.

So Taylor's missing the wedding because she's officiating Stassi's. I texted her the other day and said, have so much fun at Stassi's wedding. And she texted me back and said, if the Salami squad doesn't FaceTime me, I will be really pissed. So we're gonna have to make back-up FaceTime Taylor during this ceremony. The girls in the match are still talking and still vibing. I actually, I was telling Craig this the other day. Randomly, the Bachelorette group chat will just pop off. But only for like 15 minutes, it's funny, funny, funny funny won't talk to each other for a week and I Love it like I get excited when I see someone from

Burners bitches Has popped up on my phone. I'm like what could we be getting into today on a Tuesday at 4 p.m I do have to say teach party to Miami with Marcelo and then Sierra went out with Haley party to Miami with Marcelo and then Sierra went out with Haley. Wait, when did Sierra and Haley go out? I'd like a random night at 2 a.m. they sent me a photo and I was like so happy that Sierra is like hanging out with. I love that. People that I'd known for years and that they get along. Not one of those girls has asked me to hang out. Interesting. That's okay, I hang out to her. I hang out to her.

I hang out to her. They didn't hit me up. They didn't hit me up. Don't even ask her if she's home. Yeah, but that's good. Anyway, yeah, so wedding prep is something people don't talk to you about, and if you Google it, like what do you do before your wedding?

There's like, are you saying like week before, you're saying night before, like what weeks before if you Google it, like what do you do before your wedding? There's like, are you saying like week before, you're saying night before, like what weeks before? Cause you know, like weddings are annoying because they make, they make you feel like you have to look the best you've ever looked on the day. So girls will starve themselves, girls will, like you want your face to be perfect,

offer by this a pimple, you want nails to be perfect. I sure remember when Claudia was getting married and the only thing I remember from her wedding prep, like because I was what used to watch all of her stories for her wedding. She said she drank so much water before so that her skin would glow. Yeah, people do. And I've never forgot it. People do wild things. So I started googling it and there's like you know goop is like oh like you have to get a son of massage and then have like lightning hit you from a bottle. But whatever like it's an unrealistic shit. Wait goop totally would bottle

lightning. Yeah. They're like this is five million dollars. Get it for Christmas. It is so worth it. Your pores, they're gonna look so small. So I try to do a realistic thing worth three weeks ago after all my traveling, I got a facial. And I got like a hardcore facial. Like a, yeah. Like an Eastern European lady, I swear to God.

Like she was picking, she was poking. Pidge, you were paying. Look at her, she looked at me, she goes, I give no mercy. And she meant it. That's what you want for your family. And I was like, this is going to be fucking worth it. Take all my money. And she was like, OK, you have to leave with this.

I recommend this, the sunscreen and this. And I was like, just put it on my card. I trust you. You have really good skin, though, to begin with. It's funny, because I feel like you literally rub your face with dirt. You, like, I've never seen you have a pimple, not once. I use to have pimples.

Now it's more like I'll get the menstrual stuff, whatever. Tomorrow's Tuesday, my wedding's Friday. I'm getting a spray tan. OK. And getting my nails did. OK. And for nails, I'm doing white. Yep.

And then in little gold letters on my ring finger, I'm putting H and D That's cute. I thought of it. I'm so That's so cute. Are you doing are you doing fake nails like are you doing yeah? Because I didn't want to risk my nails breaking Yeah, I'm not doing like ten sessions. I'm doing tip-a-biz. Yeah, okay So I'm gonna have an attitude on my wedding day. Yeah, you are someone Most of you have called me very chill and I told them I said I'm not like would you call me a chill person?

Yeah Chill as in like in a grand scheme of things. You're pretty chill in Situation I will pop. Yeah, you have an chill. In certain situations. I will pop up. Yeah, you have an opinion. Yes, an opinion. Yes, opinion. It's not opinion.

Like a filet mignon? Yeah. My opinion. Yes, where? So, I told her I was like, it's funny, I am very chill in this, but things that I care about I'm on chill. And I think we just have to normalize your wedding day not being the greatest day of your life,

but I think that has to start at a very young age with our daughters. Because I was wondering why I don't. Yeah, where are two, where are two far? You're too far, you're too far gone. I'm not. I feel like this is like a family party that like I happen to like.

Be the center of attention. Yeah, but I don't like attention that I don't earn. That's weird. I love all of it. Like I want to be like the people are against me and I win them over with a good joke. Like I want that kind of attention. Like I won the match. I earned it. We're like happy birthday. I fucking hate that attention. Okay, so what are some things that, like the week of your wedding, or like in preparation to your wedding, where you have not been chill about?

I was going to be like, was there anything that you were like, this I know what I want for this? So I wanted a full picture. Photographer to come to, and then I was like, no, let's not do it. Okay. Like I've gotten actually more chill as we go on.

I just don't want any more. Cause you're tired. I'm just. You I'm gonna throw bouquet Yeah, okay, are we gonna cheat? Yeah I'm like see our your two talk going the back going the Becky tall bitch For long ass model arms going the back like I go back a hole Hold that bitch down Running through the door and you're like throwing it long

I literally call a play I go I chuck it all the way to the left and you're there we're literally doing football and there's no chance You're gonna mess with your long ass fingers now like stab it I think you just glare at Craig and Craig's gonna be like fucking like practicing his golf swing with Desmond the corner oblivious. What's with guys practicing their golf swing all the time? Like not in golf setting. Yeah, like men just go together and they start doing it and then they all do it together and I'm like, what is this weird like mating dance you guys are doing? Craig is actually, Desmond is gonna literally

come when he hears this. Craig is like redoing his backyard right now. Like he just redid his kitchen and like I talk about not being chill. I've taken over like full creative direction. Like I've he's pushed back on a few things and then his mom was just here and so I told her and she did the kabosh. Yes, and she was like, but Pee, you're doing. And I was like, when you get in torturous. When you get to waterboarding. Waterboarding. You're like, speeing all over.

Kind of, you're working your territory. But there's a word for it. But that's what I did when I first met Des. I got to his house. I said, get a dumpster. I mean, he can grow away, like literally everything. Yeah. And I love him. And then I like started buying pillows. That's like literally everything. Yeah, and I love you.

And then I like start buying pillows. That's a weird thing. Yeah, you have a great source for the whole thing. I, yeah, that's the one thing. I can't buy any decorative pillows or I feel like. You're cheating. Yeah, I will get broken up with. You're cheating like I'm not.

So that's the one I've given him that. But I've made him throw away like so many things. I bought a new bread frame, got new like, like we did his whole bedroom. Yep. And in his back yard You're the one marking your territory. Yeah, being all over South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, just squatting. Yep Just drunk squat in the middle of the living room

Just pulling out my long brown hairs and placing them Clogging his drain. That's a great way to my territory. Just clog it I mean, clogging his drain, that's a great way to microwave. Just clog it. So he's putting a pudding green in the backyard. I'm obsessed with that for a hundred years. And I think it's so cute and adorable. It's so cute because you're like, where's Craig? And then he's like, cursing because he can't get the put in.

Yeah, just like you have, he owns this house. He spends so much money to redo and I'm like, that's your area. Yeah, you see it's right now. Oh my god It's so funny. You take over all his closet. Yeah, but then it's funny because you then you leave I'm going back to New York where I live and then he's just sitting there like you know all your stuff Like what do I do with 25 forks? Which one do I use? Matches salad fork. What's the aesthetic of the house?

What would you call it? So it's actually very exciting for me because it's the complete opposite of what I would do in my New York City apartment. Yeah. So I'm kind of doing it like a contemporary farmhouse such. I'm upset. But there will be accents of more contemporary. Yeah, of course.

I do show him some things and I'm like, do you like this and he's like, it's kind of more new. Are you going better? I'll take the taste that it takes to put together and off it is different than the taste. Fucking hard. What inspired you using or where? So there's actually a website.

It's called Lulu in Georgia. Oh. It's very expensive, but they give really good ideas. So like I've been going on that website. I did wanna get like my, his mind. Oh my god. I did wanna get his bed frame from there, which I think I will.

But like, I got an idea for like the lights I wanna do, like by the bedside table. So I just went on Amazon, typed in that vibe. So it's really, I'm gonna send you so many good things. No, Amazon is everything. You guys, heavy load of Amazon, it's really good. I feel like I have heard of it before I Loan your Amazon ad comes up and I'm like, oh, they're good I'm like, yes, my friends

Doesn't I would get into it because I would say I'm gonna go to my room Mm-hmm, and you'd be like our room in his house Yeah, West Ham say I'm gonna go to my room and he goes Who's room and go to my room and he goes, who's room? And I go, my room! I think that there is a thing to like... If I let you have sex with me, in that room, it's my room now. Yeah. Like in Craig's guest room, I've like put all my clothes in that closet, so it's kind of like if there's no one else, there's no guest staying there, like that's my room. Yes. Like and I might need to go there and just sit for a minute

And I think we also from reality TV our little PTSD about like choosing rooms. So we're like just give me the fucking room Wait, that's so true. Just give me the room with no Mums like wait, am I allowed to sleep here without someone like wanting to murder me? I'm like, wait, am I allowed to sleep here without someone wanting to murder me? No! I'm gonna kill me in my sleep. You're like, can I sleep with both eyes closed? Why do you think I always have a roommate?

You might be my roommate. Murder me. I found something on TikTok that I wanted to talk to you about. Okay. Choxics traits that I've convinced myself aren't toxic in general. Great. Number one. And his name is Brett Newstie and E-U-S-T-Y.

He said talking shit. Not toxic. Not toxic. Everybody talk shit. Okay, anyone who goes, I like that person, they talk shit, then what are you talking? Do you ever see? What do you talk? Do you ever see? That was mean, and it's like find your circle of friends that talk about ideas and places and not people and I'm like losers. Like the best people in the world talk about don't talk about people they talk about events, plans, and like global warming and I'm like four. But like the adrenaline when one of your girlfriends sits down and is like oh my god wait till you hear this. I start combosing. I do know that Gossip is, I do feel kind of guilty sometimes. So in my elder, more mature age, I gossip with fewer people. Agreed.

So I have a much smoke. I have like two or three hardcore Gossipers. And then I'm like an angel with everyone else. And then I try not to be the one who starts it. OK. Agree on all of those points, but every so often, in that gossip session, I will add in, but we love her. We're obsessed.

We love her. Cheekbones? This is just her. It's just her. Yeah. You know, like, she had a really tough go. The best is when you're talking about someone, and then someone finally says, like, but you know it doesn't annoy me and you're like, okay, I fucking hate this person.

And you realize you don't have to pretend anymore. And honestly, you have to talk shit because you don't realize who you really vibe with until you know things that they don't like. Because a lot of people like tacos. If I was friends with everyone who like tacos, I would have too big of a friend group, but how many people don't like... So I actually hate tacos. Craig is eating habits as a whole podcast that we are gonna do in the future

because it's problematic. What about the moment when you're talking to a friend and you both mutually know a person, and they're like, oh my God, do you know, like, Stephanie, we always like rag on stuff. My best friend from high school's name is Stephanie and she has texted me about this. She's like, is there a subconscious fight? That's the way you guys doing this to me all the time. It's just such a funny name.

But one of your girlfriends is like, oh my, or not like your real girlfriend, but you like you just matters. Oh my God, you know Stephanie and you're like yeah I do. And there's three seconds and that's it. Where you know whether or not like what's another name. I can't think of Kara like Stephanie. Like and you know in that three seconds. Yeah they will make a fake cause they're either like you know no.

They go like you know the recipe isn't she just, oh, you're like the bad. But if they don't go, oh, and they're just like, oh, you know. And you're like, yeah. And then you're best, you're literally best. And then you're like, so what? Because they're like, don't. She's like, well, she did sleep with all my ex-boyfriends. And you go, oh, my God, me too.

Yeah. Okay, leading me to my next one, toxic traits that I convinced myself aren't toxic, being fake. I'm so fake. This is the thing with being fake. Do you, should you, if you're not fake, that means you're just going around being an asshole to most people.

Like that means you're just running around telling people how you really feel about them? Yeah, no. No, I'm all about, I think I'm about keeping the energy as good as it possibly can be. And I realize I'm fake most of my life unless someone starts something. It's, fake is also such a like harsh word. I feel like, no, you have acquaintances. And you're lovely to them.

You're like cordial and you're lovely and great, and I'm a little bit nice, unless you pissed me off, then I will full-on fight you. But with your real friends, you're real stuff. It's true. I feel like I'll call you out if I feel like you're not being like yourself, because I'm

worried. I'm like, you're okay, you're zoning out, and you're being weird, because you want to be raw with your friends, but with other people, that's why it's exhausting to hang out with other people, because you have to act like you're not a Neanderthal. You have to eat normally, and you have to be like, like, laven every joke, you have to hold so many things in. I'm just so late on energy. I'm just so late on energy. I'm just so late on energy. I'm just so late on, you have to hold so many things in. I'm just saying a lot of energy.

I'm just saying a lot of energy. With someone who's like, not really your friend. Oh my god, yeah, you have to like, I don't even have to sit. Do you remember when we got to our reunion and some of our house and you were like, why are you sitting like that? I go, how does, what do I do with my hands?

And you literally put me to position and then you were like, okay, now you can cry. And I was like, no, you literally forgot how to sit. I don't. And I was like, ah! No! You literally forgot how to say it. I don't know. I was like in the stress. You told me to like, go say, I know what the legs. You said it in such a like,

scared way. I was scared. I went with my legs. I can't help you make a fun of how I'm sitting and my entire well-being in life as they tear me apart. Oh God. I hate, hate eating when you first meet a guy.

Like you have to pretend that you don't just like shovel food in your mouth, or whatever your habits are cravings are, you have to pretend you like eat normal things. Yes. Then you reach the point, and that's when you put on that good love weight where you guys are like,

I mean the fact that Craig just has takeout, knocking on the door throughout the entire day for no rhyme or reason is adorable. I realize that when Craig and I first started dating, I kind of started testing him when it came to normal eating. Like at midnight, I'd be like, what would you do if I ordered a pizza just to see his reaction?

You're like, wanna be crazy? Yeah. What are we insane if a pizza? I've been with guys that You're like, wanna be crazy? Yeah. What are we insane? I'm like, I've been with guys that have been like, what, it's midnight. And Craig was like, if you don't get half pepperoni, like we're done and I was like, I'm obsessed with you. This is the thing, when we say we like guys

who don't have a six pack, it's not that we don't think six packs are attractive. It's the lifestyle that comes with it. That means he's got, can you please stop coughing? I'm sorry. I can't. I can't. Just COVID in my mouth.

Not before my wedding. No, no, no. You can't cough in my mouth before my wedding. So, like, when you date these like six pack dudes, they are the worst. No, it's too hard. They're like, they're counting calories. They're fake.

They're so fake. They're fake. They're so fake. They're fake. You want that garlic nut. You want that garlic nut. What did you hate about yourself that you're not going to eat that garlic nut? I agree. There's such a fine line between being healthy and wanting

to look good, and then I can't eat this. And if you're both Taipei, that's good. But it's hard to be a Taipei person with someone who likes to sleep in. I feel like Craig and I are both type C. D. Yeah, I love it. Okay, oh, this is funny. Talks like traits, I convinced myself aren't toxic.

Eves dropping. Hold on, my mom. Mom, can't do that. I know it's just Mother's Day, but. Mom, mom can't do that. I know it's just Mother's Day, but. Like, we're filming something that we could get nominated for an Emmy. It's on YouTube. Can I just do something?

I apologize to the Academy for what just happened. You're so unprofessional. Okay, what was the best? Eves dropping. This is not toxic. This is not toxic at all. If you're not eavesdropping, you don't know what's happening in the world. You is not toxic at all. If you're not even dropping, you don't know what's happening in the world.

You don't like to learn. You're not going to learn. You're not going to understand your surroundings. Have you ever, you have, been on a date or been with your girlfriend where you just said, I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up for about three minutes because this couple of next to me is in the most awkward first date and it's getting really bad and I need to hear how it happens if I go out to eat and there isn't someone to eat grab on

I'm upset like I'm writing a Yelp review that I'm like then you're just stuck with your own thoughts I'm just like comfortable No, come up with conversation with the person across from you. There's so many times where I've been like shh Doesn't I have fully on like he'll kind of smirk and I'm like, what is it? And I'll be like, right. And then I'll like listen. Like, we're not even experiencing each other. We're just experiencing around us.

But Eve's dropping is also important because like, if you don't know the shit that people are talking around you, you really miss out on a lot of good stuff. I was getting on a plane just resetter day. I was flying from Atlanta to Albany to see my mother for Mother's Day because I'm such a good daughter. And the couple sitting next to me, I was like listening to them for a little bit and they're redoing their house. We love. I was so excited for them.

So, fully invested. She says like, I'm happy. And you're like, someone who's redoing a home. I was very interested. Because I was like, oh, I wonder where they're shopping from, full fight. Full blown fight. She kept showing him things and he was just uninterested. And he just was finally like, I don't know. I'd have to see it all together.

And like, why do we have to do this right now? And they just started losing it. First thing I did was text crying, be like, you're never gonna guess what the couple next to me is fighting about. And like, what I was just gonna not listen. I mean, that is pure, come on. That's actual reality TV.

Yeah, that was me being real in that moment. That's also when you, they had a TikTok where you start playing on your phone, leave Get Out by JoJo during the fight Can I leave right now? It's the end of you and me. They say if someone's fighting next door you just like blast that to be like and that shit Couples fighting is hilarious, but first dates is my Fesh my niche somebody even say my fetish. See I get nerfed. When they go, you know,

because I just, I love being able to know it's a first date because they're always like, so what kind of like that? Yeah. They're like, oh, um, yeah, I go there some times. Their voices are way higher than they are in real life. Your first date, my pitch is so high. And then, they say if you're uncomfortable, your voice naturally goes higher. And you're giggling at things that aren't funny. Yeah. And you're just talking very like generalities.

Like it really is like a bat. Great words. General validities. Never said that word in my life. Like you're from Clula. General validays. Is that our new word? Okay.

But here's the other thing though, I used to go on first dates, and I'm so aware of my surroundings that I used to get nervous that people were listening to my first date. I need to get some of that because I'll be like in an elevator full of people and just like continue whatever,

because I just don't care. Like I don't care. As long as it's not something like that I need to keep a secret, I don't care. As long as it's not something like that I need to keep a secret, I don't care that there's people around. If anything, I brought some entertainment to their day. Well, I'll be with some of the hotels uncomfortable

that I'm talking about. I'm decomplete opposite. I feel like I've done this with you, where I'll be like, and then my pussy had like a cottage cheese coming out of it. And I was like, this is a normal phone. Hang phone. Hang phone.

Phone. Yeah, like I will like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone.

I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone.

I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I'm like, I'm a phone. I but then don't act a fool. Are we in a fight? Are we in a fight? No, I also love momentum and conversations. Like if I'm like, you know how I'm performative with my conversations. Yeah. I hate it being interrupted by an elevator. So I'm like,

we're ready. We're about to hit the climax. I need to be going with this story. Because you're a method actor. And so when you are telling. Yes, I'm Jared Leto. When you're telling a story, you are, you have brought yourself back. Yeah, I can't get out of that moment just cuz we wanted an elevator Oh my god, I'm also my pet peeve slash why I love does he like loves love small talk Like the kind of like older guy like loves a neighborhood chat like we'll be at a diner you know what's crazy that Craig and does have a mat and they are they have very similar quality credit talked to anyone really cute but he'll be like here seems like yeah what's going on with

the building over there how long has it been like things that I would never care about in west hamson he was talking about like the waves they call it like, there's a certain word for the wave and how big the waves are. And he was talking about it all day with people and I was like, I've never heard this word. And why do we care about it so much? Anyway, but yeah, does will be like so into the neighborhood gossip.

I love that. Oh, this guy got, and then you see these people love him. And I think I'm as likeable or more likeable than Des. But I hate small talk. Like I would like to get me out of this conversation. But he just like flows so naturally with these people. And I think I-

Because you wonder what? He's a genuinely happy person. You know what? I ask them. I said, do you have anxiety or depression or both? And he goes, I have anxiety. I don't have depression. And I go, and that's what differentiates us,

because I have both. And you're like, too shay. I think that it's probably the same with Craig, you think? Yes. Craig does not have depression. You can't have depression. You can't have depression. No, you can't.

Okay, I'm going to press one. Okay, so figure out something else. Let me have one thing. Craig definitely has anxiety, but Craig has it sporadically. You know where we're perpetually in it, and there's just like some days that are like, we're not as excited to hidey-ridden, but it's like it's still there.

Yeah. Craig is like sporadic, but he's not depressed. Yeah. He's like happy, he wakes up smiling, and I'm like, oh my God. How do you do that? Yeah, it does. It has been jet lags.

He's been waking up at 5 a.m. And then he falls asleep at 8 p.m. The other night I had seven hours to myself. That's nice though. I literally, it was like mom and dad are in bed. Like me and Romeo were running around around and I was like eating shit. I was like putting on anything wanted filming TikTok. It was wild.

I've actually been having such bad anxiety recently that I can't sleep. No, the opposite. I've been waking up so early and I'm just like, ah, why would God do this to me? That is, that's the world trying to tell you something. Why would God do this to me? That is, that's the world trying to tell you something. Yeah, it's like the final straw. Yeah, when anxiety, your body will tell you,

like when you anxiety starts waking you up because the sad thing about that is when you're depressed and this is our mental health moment, every moment of the day feels so long. Does that make sense? Like when you're really in it, it's exhausting to exist because you're so in your head the whole time. So sleep is the only time to escape yourself.

Like your sleep, yeah. Exactly. So with that said, I'm glad that you're up to live more, but now it's finding ways to make that existence more pleasurable. Like to the point. Oh my god. That's a little extra.

And now is our sponsor for a sucking vibrator is anyway. No, seriously, it's debilitating because one, I don't want to be up. But it's not like I'm just waking up and I'm laying there. I have to then get up to be like, I gotta like get shake this. I mean, I only, I go to the couch. Yeah, it's like, I have to get out of the bed and like.

Right now. The one day Craig called me and he was like, are you coming back? Like, where are you? Yeah. I was like, I'm just downstairs and he was like, okay, well, stop being weird. I've been getting excited because I've been having trouble

going to sleep. So, the bed to me is giving me anxiety to like go to the bed. I thought that the bed is a place of like bad thoughts. I've been sleeping on the couch. Yeah. Yeah. So I fall asleep in the couch, does wakes me up at 4 and he goes, Hey, what are you doing? Yeah. He goes, lives his day. I go to the bed. He wakes you up when he's getting up. And then you go to the college when like your friends are going to class and coming home from the party and you're like, what's that, bro?

And that's why I'm basically single. I'm not even a part. I literally don't know this thing. And I do want to sit. We're single. Relationships, when you spend too much time with the person and two routine oriented, you do become like siblings. Yes.

And that's what you have to avoid. And I read that recently somewhere. Wait, so did I. It was probably a TikTok. It was like the absolute worst thing that can happen to your relationship is not the fighting, not the like, whatever, is becoming too routine and being siblings.

Yep, because siblings are different than best friends. You want to be best friends. Like it's okay to go like a week or two not having sex, but you don't have sex with your sibling. No, you're sibling, you're just like, we're family, we're four-sibyl year. And you wanna like poke that person and like tease them basically.

Yeah, and it's okay to be like TZ or whatever in a flirty way. It's like why you shouldn't fart all over them. That's sibling behavior. Yes. Which in my past I've done that before when I'm trying to get the guy out of the relationship And that's toxic that is toxic right that is toxic as now

Yeah, actually I will Pat myself on the back for that one because Craig doesn't even know I go to the bathroom But that is why the patriarchy is still in charge because in the time that you're figuring out full strategic like game plans to shit without an eye. Really for him, like he doesn't want me to know that he goes to the bathroom. We were just away and he was like, I'm gonna go downstairs to the lobby and I was like,

for what? And he was like, I just have to go down to the lobby and I was like, Craig, I know that you have to take a shit. You can do it in the hotel room. Wait, you guys are like fresh. But he doesn't, he like doesn't want to. We're, someone, you guys are gonna go on a trip and someone's gonna get like a stomach bug

and that's gonna be the break. And like if we're in a hotel room, I make them get in the shower, turn the shower on and turn on music because you just never know. And I don't want... Wait, so while he's in the shower, you poop. What if it smells?

It was in a different area. Oh, it's okay, that scared me. Cause that's what we used to do. That's what we did in the same room. We did it in the same room. Cause if we, if we like, these people aren't taught. If I was pooping and you were in the shower, no one could hear us talking.

It was the one time for us to be like, what the fuck is happening? Where are we? Like, where's my mom? Oh my God. Okay, toxic treats that convinced myself aren't toxic. The silent treatment. Wow, I'm really happy he said that because that's my go-to.

Is that your go-to? Yeah. I think that it's good in a way, it's the, actually does remind me of reality TV for a second because I actually learned Conrad was talking about reality TV on her experience of the hills. Someone told me about it. Yeah. I think it was on TikTok probably. And she said how it's really difficult because normally when you get into a fight and argue with a friend, you have time to process it, you've time to reflect, you can speak and talk to them when you choose, both reality TV because filming is money, you have to address it immediately. Yeah, and you're like, I don't actually don't even know how I feel about this, but you have to be

apologized, you have to not apologize, you have to have an argument like you're constantly on others people's timelines have to make decisions about your feelings. And in some ways it's cool because you're always have to like take action. Sometimes you haven't processed it. And you'll look and you'll be like, oh that was because I was in a fight two two minutes earlier and I was forced to do something right after. Right. To like have a storyline. Right. Where I feel like the silent treatment is a good way to like you don't know what you want to say yet but you know you're not happy yeah and you want to also see how they react to the silent treatment and

it's almost like it's a better torture because some people don't deserve to talk to you yet. Craig doesn't like, I don't know if he doesn't know the word for silent treatment. Because I don't go full silent but hopefully like you're being mysterious again. Are you mad? I think I was even mysterious. Wait, that's like a compliment. I'm like, thank you so much.

You're so loof of mysterious. You're Scorpio dark eyes. Yeah, and I'm just like, I am being mysterious because I haven't decided how I feel about what you just said or what just happened. And when I do, I'll let you know. And also, I don't think a silent treatment is toxic when something fucked up happened

and you are responding to it. Like, you're allowed to be upset when something bad happens to you or if someone crossed a boundary, you know what I mean. Also what I realize is the silent treatment is definitely what I deal with, like with ungroups or people. I don't care to fight with anyone but I'm just not going to deal with them anymore. Yeah and people will be like, well that's immature, why don't you just say and it's like, well... Sometimes I see sides of people that I'm like, you know what? I don't I am not this isn't gonna be helpful to anyone where with reality V. You forced to deal with it. Bring back the silent

They're like page what do you think? Television show. We're just no one talking no one talking um Okay, last one toxic traits that I convinced myself aren't toxic. Lying. Lying? Murdering someone. I guess white lies are okay. I just hear the thing, I've never known like,

okay, what is the line where it's like not a white lie anymore? Ooh, good question. Because have you ever met that, there's always that one girl in high school, that just like lies a white lie anymore. Ooh, good question. Because have you ever met that, there's always that one girl in high school, that just lies, lies, lies. And lies about shit that like- So stupid. Yeah, you're like, okay,

you had French toast for breakfast and out scrambled eggs. You don't even know how to lie about that, we don't care. So there's those kinds of lies that you're gonna hear. I think white lies mean- I think white lies mean- What if I define white lies as lies that will actually help a situation? Like, if someone's really stressed

about something, there's nothing you could do about it to give them a lie to make them feel better. You just don't worry about it, it's whatever. Or when I ask you if my outfit looks good and I can't change it, you look like yourself, you look great. You look just like you would pick that it's like kind of a lie, but not. Yeah, yeah. Like, it looks amazing for you. For you, it's iconic if you picked it out. Well, it's like, well, if you put something on that you love and I wouldn't wear it and you're like, how do I look?

I'm gonna be like, you look great. Well, now you wear what I wear, so where are we? Some weird vortex. I don't know. I also put us in some alternate universe. Well now you wear what I wear so where are we? Some weird vortex. I also put us in some alternate universe I'm convinced. Welcome to the messy age. Did you see Elon Musk tweeted if I mysteriously die? It's nice knowing you.

If I die under mysterious like. Circumstances. It's been nice knowing you. It's crazy. I mean, did you think of that? What would you think of that? Where are you right now? Come back, come back to us.

That is Elon Musk is a character. Would you have sex with Elon Musk? No. Have you ever seen him in an interview? He's almost like too smart to talk to. Yeah. Where you're just like, I think you're idiot. I saw him on SNL and he wasn't like that.

It wasn't that bad on SNL. No, he was pretty good on SNL. It was like, it was like, I just like having sex with powerful men. Yeah, I don't want to. I'm just like, my mom on row. Speaking of Maryland, no, we talked about before, but I hope you guys watch that documentary. We're going to have documentary soon. The documentary I watched, remember I was going to watch the Skin One and the Nails One

and the other one. Oh yeah. I watched the Skin One. We're done. You're done. You're done. the skin one. We're done. You're done! What is the FDA do? I'll answer that.

But basically, we want them to say on the front if it has failites and the other thing. Did you not look at all your stuff afterwards? I haven't. You're scared. And how crazy that they can put the word fragrance, and that can mean everything. Literally anything.

Because it's like a secret sauce that you don't have to tell people about. I want, but they shouldn't, because people don't know the amount of stuff they put into it. Everyone at the FDA should be fired, and you can quote me on that, because they don't do anything. They're like, well, we can encourage that you don't sell that, but we can't make it mandatory. And then it's like, okay, so then what is your job?

It's just weird that some things are illegal in Europe. 11,000. Or Asian. Or Asian. And then things are like illegal in Europe. And there's like 11 things in America that are illegal to put in. That's insane because it's like, are we different types of humans? Because if someone thinks it should be illegal to humans, it should be worldwide illegal. Right.

Our skin don't have different functions. Right, like our body. Our bodies don't react differently to chemicals. Right, we're still gonna die. What'd you learn from the hair one? So they concentrated it on this one brand. It was called Diva Curls. Yeah.

And the brand is still selling on shelves. For girls with curly hair. For girls with curly hair. And it was making their hair amazing for the first two months. Then all of a sudden, it started falling out. It wasn't growing. I feel like I have a friend who did influencer stuff with them. Really?

Yeah. All these crazy things. To the point where there's one girl on there that's like, I have been, had, like, there's been ringing in my ear for three years now. And she was like, my speech is delayed. She's got chronic depression. She had just gotten married or has been with her boyfriend for, I forget what the actual story was,

but she was like, and we can't go and do anything because I can't hear, and I can't talk anymore, and I'm so depressed all the time, I can't leave my apartment. So what are you gonna put on your hair skin and nails now? Or just like, That's why I look the way that I am.

She's, we've given up, we've given up, someone was tweeting to me about towel-compouter, be like, how much towel-c and powder will kill me? Apparently not apparently not that much talc powder that will kill you it's the Asbestos that grows right with talc powder so you can have talc powder and like breathe it in Mm-hmm, and you would be fine. But if asbestos happen, then I'm gonna. But like, but like 90% of talc powder has asbestos in

it. There's just no way it doesn't. But they say that it doesn't because they test like a very small amount. Sounds like giggly squad needs to put out a line of clean Seriously, I was like talking to my mom about it. She was like so I'm mom about it and she was like you know what you literally drink spray tan So Johnny made me I was Internet like you are all natural all the same. I went to like you will snort Anything that says it'll make you tan. So please. And I'm like, oh my god, on Mother's Day. I went to an Italian restaurant and they gave

like my friend a plastic straw. My friend jokes like, you know what? I need to say it, but it's kind of nice to have a plastic straw. It always does the job right. And the goes it's crazy They give you a paper straw and then for take out they have the plastic box the plastic bag everything's plastic But the straw that bookets put in water and I was like give that woman a raise because no The lady has a point if you watch a documentary see spear see they say it's really the Long story short the straws the least of our problems. Yeah, long story short. I do have a random, a random, like, trend report.

Okay. The drink of the summer. What is that? A dirty, Shirley. Wait, someone was just, who was just talking to me about this? And I was like, I am about this and I was like, I am on board. I was a Shirley Temple girly when I was 12.

I can tell you also I'm kind of done with some Martinez. Who hurt you? I know I'm just like, what happened? I'm like not feeling them. I feel like I've gone to places and I've had like consistently two bad ones in a row and I'm over there. My birthday, I mean my birthday, my bachelor at the bachelor of the century. It was, they were good. But you're right, a couple bad ones and there are places that are hard to make and that's all good. I also can't drink tequila anymore.

That'll happen. I'm back. I feel like college. I drank so much vodka. I could kill a lot of vodka. I couldn't do vodka for like seven years after college. So when I got out of college, I was all tequila. And now I'm like, if I smell it, I will throw up. So I'm back to vodka. I am doing something fun for my wedding.

This is like a little sneak peak. They said, two signature drinks. And I wanted to name it after butter and Romeo or two pets. So I'm doing butter is bellini, which is like a peach. They said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, they said, You're like, it's not my wedding! You're cleaning up for my wedding! You're cleaning up for my wedding? I've literally changed my whole personality before your wedding. Okay, you should be like, I'm dressing like you for this week, you show up in a fucking wedding dress. I borrow that black dress that you love that you always wear. Oh my god, yeah. I wear that to your wedding.

Oh, my standup dress, I think my mom's burned it. Also, nostalgia. I love a tube top and I'm anticipating two tops Are gonna be my aesthetic for the summer. Okay, like I kind of love the vibe You also look great in tube tops. Thank you I have a long torso and I sweat profusely so the fact that I don't have any cloth near my armpit Yeah, freeze me like a bird you know For your torso is built for a tube top. I hate to say this, but my biggest flex is

people see my torso and they go, is that Britney Spears? To shoot the long torso. Britney has is known for her amazingly long torso. And someone made fun of my torso in college and I thought it was a bad thing. And then Britney's normalized the long torso. Britney's normalized a lot of things.

Yeah, she has she has okay I also wrote new trend that you sent me tape Botox. I sent it to you. I think I ticked talk. Oh where the girls are like pulling their faces back and then putting the makeup on it. Oh no no no no legit tape Botox. Legit, tape, Botox. Yes. OK, so there's this new trend going around, and I did order it on it. Oh, so is it, do they have specific tape for it,

or just tape in general? I have to look up the name, but there is a specific brand that makes things to put on your forehead while you're sleeping. But then there is other people that are like, you could use regular tape and it works the same. It looked like duct tape on us. And it's supposed to freeze these muscles

so that it's harder to like move your face. Is it because the glue has a kind of toxin in it? Or... Talcompata. It's definitely not... It's best to just add it again. I thought it was that first like, oh you're just not moving. I didn't think.

Fuck, it's definitely like really toxic. Definitely very toxic. Like, to be putting in your pores, whatever the tape is, that'll stick. Yeah, that's... It's not great, not great. No, but I'm gonna look at what's inside of the actual brand that like it's called like Fancy or something.

I'll find it. I'll post another trend that everyone's talking about. Coastal grandma era. Have you heard of it? Are you into it? Tell the gigglers. I think Diane Keaton and something's gotta give. Cape Cod.

She's white. She's ivory. She's tan. I'm a garden in the Hamptons. Yes. I could see you because I think you look so good in baggy. You don't do it enough. I mean today you are. But I feel like a good coastal grandma top with a linen pant. A lot when I'm in Charleston. grandma top. I coastal grandma. With a linen pant. A lot when I'm in Charleston. I could see that for you. Because I'm not a huge color pastel girl. So when I'm down there, I try and keep it white

and tans and neutrals. So I definitely bring out like a coastal grandma chic. Coastal grandma is just like, you are, your husband's died. You are rich. You don't care to show off for anyone, but you're timeless. You're timeless, you're put together,

but you wanna be loose and comfortable for cause you might go to the garden, you might pick some basil. But you're really trouser because you used to be professional. Yeah. And you still have that class. Yeah, and you're not trying to get a man, you don't need a man.

You're not dressing in the Ho Chi trend, such as my voucherette. Yes. The word Ho Chi should be brought back. Yeah, it really should. Do you have any front page news? No. I have one thing. So Liam McSweeney, because we have to talk about Pete and Kim. Liam McSweeney, Bravo sister, said she thinks it's creepy that Pete, so early in the relationship, tattooed Kim's children on him. I agree. I think that's very weird. I think the only reason I didn't think it was weird that he got attacked to like my girls a lawyer is because he's like fully

Tatted like he doesn't see getting attacked to as like as permanent as other people and he wouldn't care about like getting it Like taking off if he really wanted it. I don't even think he'd really he'd take that tattoo off if they broke up Like I feel like he just doesn't care about that her children What did he get of her children? Her their name, their initials or something? Yeah, that's weird. But I also guess that he sees is he gets tattoos

and then covers them up like we change eyelashes. Lips stick. I was gonna say socks. I don't know. We were like trying to read each other's minds and it turns out it's empty. There's nothing there. I think that's weird. I agree. It was interesting that someone spoke up, like for a second, outside the like PR machine that is like another perfect, beautiful relationship in the world. Kind of being a hater.

You're good. Be real. I'm going to stop being fake for a second. I've been fake this whole time. I'm going to stop right now. I, when they showed this clip of her telling Pete to take off the second hat. Yes.

And some people were like, this is so cute. And I got like a gut reaction. And I felt I did not like it. He was so much for saying it. It wasn't so much for me, her saying take off the hat. It was his reaction to it. He was uncomfortable. He was uncomfortable.

And he got very like little curve. He got nervous. He got very little kid. Like, maybe he was just uncomfortable. and he got very like little this he got very little kid like maybe he was just like he got in trouble like there was a camera there and like this was a big no I think you're uncomfortable that so for people don't know it shows Kim being filmed with him like behind the scenes something and he had trying on her mech ala dross yeah and he has a hat on and then he put a second hat on top of it being cute being funny that is so Pete a comedian you're dating because he was like I had nowhere to put it I didn't want to lose it but he also like you

could tell he thought it was funny he thought it was cute and she goes take off the hat yeah like in a very like mom's son like your bear is exactly and you could tell for a second he was vibing in himself And then he was like what and she was like take off that and he for a second tried to have boundaries with her And was like why yeah, and she goes because we might use this footage We didn't answer his question as to like but why why can't the footage have me being goofy? Yeah, and it reminds me of like me with an X when I'm being myself and then being like, oh, you're really loud back there.

Be yourself to a point. Yes. And then he kind of made a joke like, oh, this hat called a lot of drama. That whole interaction to me, it to me. And then the comments were like, they're so fucking cute. And I'm like, we're- Is this why you texted me the other day and you said, I'm just gonna say it, Kim annoys me.

And I was like, oh my, I'm just exposed. You were even having a conversation. I also think it was during the mic album and she was like bragging about losing 16 pounds for a dress. And people argue like, people do that for roles all the time. And weddings and like... But I argue that you should not do that for weddings. I argue that you should not do it

to wear a dress for one night. Yeah. Oh. Oh. I'm gonna give you one too. But then her trainer was like, she did it very healthily. I'm like, oh, oh, she was eating during that.

I'm also like, I was in the very I'm like, oh, oh, she was eating. There you go. I was also like, I was in the very minority of like, I didn't think the dress was like that crazy. I can't like, yes, is it crazy and amazing that you wore Marilyn Monroe's dress? Of course. But like, the actual dress was iconic on Marilyn, but no one like remembers the dress. No one's like, oh, that dress was amazing. But I was like, ah, you kind of wore the same thing last year. Chloe was basically wearing that dress. I was about to see what happened.

What do you think happened that Chloe is wearing the same dress? Do you think that Chloe picked that dress a while ago? I think that Chloe's was more like a golden black moment. And Kim's was more nude with crystals. I don't think they even saw it as like a similar vibe But to like a normal person who isn't in that like World every single day. Yeah, we were like that's the same. That's what I think I'd be like you get your hair on your like someone's different I don't know like it's not yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought Kendall was my favorite

Okay, we're gonna just wrap this up with some dope docs because shit is happening. I watched the Hillsong documentary on Discovery Plus. I bought it for $7.99. How was that? It was very interesting. Do you know about Hillsong? Yes, we talked about this last time.

I'm fullie senile at this point. I'm a goldfish. I have the memory of a goldfish. And you were gonna watch the full thing. I did, I watched it. Yeah. No. You were already talked about this.

And you told me how they set people up. And Haley Bieber was set with the Justin. But I finally watched the end. So basically, it's like a mega church. And it's a thin line between mega church and cult. At first, you're just like, okay, maybe they're just super religious. Like they were telling people you can't kiss before six months. You can't all this.

Kiss before six months. Yeah, but that was like, so this pastor gets famous. This pastor, like really famous. He's like a rock star. He's hanging out with Justin Bieber. He's a rock. Like he's. Like flying private.

I'll just never understand when churches have like a ton star is hanging out just in Bieber. He's a rock. Like he's like flying private. I'll just never understand when churches have like a ton of money. That's why I love righteous gemstones so much. I think it's the best show on television. Righteous gemstones. Yes, with Danny McBride. Okay, it's him. He's the main character.

He plays a mega church pastor. He plays, his dad is the mega church pastor and the kids all want to take over the mega church because they want all the money. And it's just like a... That's what people argue. They're like, is this a business or a religion? And then you'd argue if the religion has a good business, it spreads better. But then there's a thin line.

Because yeah, this guy started Instagram with the designer. They love the mansion. And each of you are posting all the designer clothes The past is aware. It's like is this for Jesus? You know who is a mega church pastor? Jezelle Bryant's oh man. Yeah, is he a mega church one though? Mega church no way like superstar. He's like cuz like tons of followers on Instagram like he's a mega church pastor. She looks like a pastor's wife though.

Like I think she is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life. She honestly is incredible looking and her personality also is beautiful. Yeah, she's funny. We are Jizelle stands on this pod. So long as I'm short, I'm like, this just sounds super religious. I tell you them the pastor has to report that he's been cheating on his wife.

Yes. I knew that not. Oh, okay. So he did this whole Instagram. He has kids. His kids. The girl came out this Muslim. No, yeah, this Muslim girl. Was she part of the church no he went up to her in a park and they had this like a fair like six month of fair and then she basically came out like this guy's a good literally anyone coming up to you in a part I'd be like I'm getting kidnapped this is the end get my affairs in order sex trafficking I'm a man and she said she was like reading but that also seems so like romcom corny.

What is he doing just like roaming around the park trying to find like women that are down to crime? Like what he just spotted her and was like, she's really pretty. Let me end my marriage in this four seconds that I go up to this woman. Yeah, it's so strange. And she basically like exposed him and he has not posted on Instagram since. And the church... He got kicked out of being the past.

He's kicked out, yeah. But so then you're like, okay, it's just a church and like the priest did mess up shit. But then you look into a deeper, turned out the dad of the founder of the church was a pedophile. And then... His dad? No, the dad... There was a guy who actually was running it.

Got it. And his dad started, it was a guy who actually was running it got it and his dad started it was a pedophile And then they had this college where they basically would make the kids like work unpaid and Like they were and if they found out that they had had sex before it done drugs. They like treated him really bad I mean it was lame. We've seen seen worse cults. Yeah. Has a cults enthusiast? You really are. It just seemed very, very religious, but very religious and cultish.

The two extremes are thin line. You wrote something on the shared note about someone that was in a cult that I didn't Jared Leto. Oh, so Jared Leto, people, he does this thing in Serbia where he invites like a ton of fans and they all wear white and he like gives speeches to everyone's like, this is a cult. I actually tried on a wedding dress.

That was, I thought you were Jared Leto. And I looked at Jared Leto and a cult. Like my hair down, I honestly, Jared Leto's gorgeous. So that was a compliment to me. Jared Leto is very good at that. Stunning. But Jared Leto, I think people are going to find out more stuff about him and he is wild.

Um, then okay. We're going to be able to, was a lead singer of a band right? Yeah. A band. They're your second son Mars. Oh Patrick, he's so useful sometimes. Then I watched a documentary about a nuclear explosion in Pennsylvania. You're a range out of this world.

Literally out of this world. It's on, I believe Hulu. Yeah, there was a nuclear explosion in the late 80s. When nuclear energy was like a small town in Pennsylvania. Nuclear energy is new. Everyone loves the nuclear plants they put. Everyone's working. They love their new jobs.

They're like, Crepe, they love their new jobs. It's great. Creep for the economy. Yeah. Actually, I love nukes. And then one day, things start beeping. And shit went wrong. And the first thing they do, because it's a business, was tell everyone, you're fine.

You're good. Yeah. And light. White Yeah. And lie. White toxic. White lies. They're like everything happens for a reason. But people were like, you'll tell us if it's affecting us, right? And they were like, absolutely you're fine. And then they got to the point where they were like, we might need to tell these people to evacuate. But they want to evacuate people like that's millions of people. where they were like, we might need to tell these people to evacuate, but they want to evacuate people, like that's millions of people. So they were like, we're just doing like,

a warning that we might tell you to evacuate, and that's when people were like, okay, I'm not fucking waiting around for this, and people started leaving. Wait, when was this? This is like late 80s, like does remember it. Okay. Okay.

And. There's like, yeah, the nuclear explosion of 87. Obviously. And I never heard of this, but the whole nuclear industry is freaking out. Because if they say people need to evacuate because something wrong happened in a nuclear plant, that means all the places that have nuclear plants are going to get scared. Yeah. So, everyone's freaking out.

And then did they evacuate? Yes, so that the everyone's in their hazmat suits, like it's scary. And it eventually goes to like a normal level, but then they decide they want to like redo it. And they have to long-sert short, I'm not scientific enough to know. And I did fall asleep towards the end because it was like two AM at the end. But like, basically, there was a crazy nuclear almost explosion that happened. It was crazy.

So if you're into science, looking on the stuff, why should a documentary or intro what happened to you? I don't know if they lived or died. So, yeah. Okay, my final one is insane. It's called, I think my first name is Steve. Okay, or Stephen. Okay. I think my first name is Steve or Stephen and it's on I'm gonna say Hulu. You I realized you have a lot of subscriptions honestly

At this point we should just pay for cable because I have I'm watching subscribers. Because I have dead. You're watching it. I'm watching it all because life's too short. You have a lot of God to do something and you're like, who the fuck is Chelsea? And you're like, been watching their ship for years. And you're like, I don't even know how I got. Well, if you've her go to your Hulu

and you see it's a ton of documentaries, you know who stole your login. This is fucking insane. This kid, Steven, one day his mom is late to pick him up from work at school and he disappears. He's gone. And they're telling the news, the news is so cute. How old?

It's always important if the kid's cute. If the kid's ugly, no one cares. He's not on the back of the milk carton. So he's so cute. Where is it, you said? I said how old. We don't listen to each other. He's seven.

Okay. And California. Okay. Then the news finally stops reporting on him and he's gone. And he has four siblings and they are just distraught. He's just gone missing from school. Gone. Wow, I want to watch this.

Turns out, can I tell you what happens? It's really crazy. I think that's why we're here. OK, if you want to watch it, watch it now without the spoilers, because when I tell you crazy, should happen, crazy, should happen. OK. So I'll try to keep it general.

So turns out a man took him and brought him to a small town in California that people, like an ocean town or some shit, and just raise the kid normal. Told the kid his parents don't want him anymore. That he's legally his dad now. He wanted a son. And they interview people who knew him at school and they changed his name to Dennis.

So his name was Dennis and the kid just kind of got brainwashed that like his parents don't want him. His name's Dennis now. So Dennis fully just lived as a kid-napped kid going to school, playing with his friends. That was it. And he was too young to like, Wait, here was this.

Like, what was this? The 80s, I think. Did you just remember? Probably? The 80s, I think. Does it does remember? Probably the 80s are crazy. Does not know about it. Then fast forward, he's like 13 on the football team. He was getting kind of too close with people and he moved him again.

And then you realize like he's getting assaulted by this guy. One day he comes home and there's a little kid there and he goes, this is your new brother. He's clearly he aged out. And suddenly, for whatever reason, he had convinced himself that this is where he belongs, but he knew deep down this kid is gonna go through what I went through and I don't want him to.

And during the night he picked up this kid, put him on his shoulders and just started walking and left, and they got some to pick him up, and the kid told him, like the town he lived in, brought him to the police station, and the police station goes, we're looking for you also. And he goes, what? And he goes, I think my name is Steve. I'm literally getting goosebumps telling this right now. And they bring it back to his family. And he's this hero, like town hero. Because he not only save his kids life, but seven years later, he's not dead. He's alive. Steve is here. But then they get so much press because the media loves this like beautiful hero moment. And the kid hasn't even processed what he's went through. He didn't tell anyone about the abuse. He's just like, yeah, I

just live there. I'm fine. I didn't go through anything. In school, when he got out of school, they'd ask him how he's been with his friends. It was too much media. Yeah. And I'm like, what's it like to not want all this attention? We're just like, can I have their PR?

Like, what? Who's the? He's in the news headlines every morning. So every time, he was asking, what kind of news He's in the news headlines every morning. Every time. What was asking? What kind of news outlets in here? His outfit, he shows me. And the parents, they say looking back, we wish we didn't give

every interview, but it was such a great story. And the dad says he doesn't want to put him in therapy. Why? He didn't believe, I know, it's always fucking stupid to add no friends to add so stupid. So he, he actually like he is a little naughty for a bit like low drugs, whatever, nothing too bad. And then he falls in love with a girly met and they have a family. And you're like, oh my god, this is so beautiful. And he's like 24. And they say we want to do a film about your life.

Like a Hollywood TV film. It wins an Emmy. It's great. He like took the money. 24 and they say we want to do a film about your life. Like a Hollywood TV film at Windsor, Emmy, it's great. He like took the money. He bought a motorcycle with the money. He's like loving life. And then in his motorcycle, he got hit by a car and died. What the fuck at 24? Hannah.

So these people spent their whole lives waiting for him to come back. He came home, finally got his shit together and gets killed. So fast forward this poor family, these girls die at Yosemite Park. They're like, this is crazy. And then another girl dies at Yosemite Park and they're like, this is crazy. And their brother works at Yosemite Park and they're like this is crazy and then another girl dies at Yosemite Park and they're like this is crazy and their brother works at Yosemite Park their brother becomes a serial killer and I'm laughing because of page is face

The brother that that he's that Stephen saved no the brother that was older than Stephen in the family It was always like in the background. And people either... They came a serial number. People were either like, he got fucked up by it and felt like he never got attention and wanted to get a better story than Steve. Or they think he always was unwell

and the dad never got him the help he needed. So he ended up murdering three women and then on the death penalty and the family, they interview the family and they're like, the fact that any of this happened in one person's lifetime is insane. So that's why I kind of gave everything away. You don't really have to watch it. I'm actually terrified to watch it now and I won't be watching it, but that's insane. White lies sometimes are good. White lies sometimes are good. No.

Oh my god. Dude, that just threw me for a loop. I can't believe the guy died. No, it was so traumatizing that I had to re-traumatize it on you. Yeah, you needed to give it to someone. Yeah, I don't know. Is that toxic? Anyway, I have to give it to someone now.

Yeah, go tell Craig afterward. So anyway, thanks for getting like that. That was super fun. Sorry to kind of ruin the mood. I mean, if you want someone to, Right before you're wedding. Oh my, wedding week. Oh my god.

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