Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige coming out, controlling men, and threads

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

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What is up my glistening gigglers? If you're sweaty because it's a hot summer, you're not sweating, you're glistening, you're sparkling, you're glowing. Yes, I don't sweat, I sparkle. That is someone brand for you. I just have extra highlighter on. We were very rude. Well, we actually made him earn it. Our producer, we didn't want to mention him and bring him into the gig list before he, like,

I don't know, show to stripes. Right. And he's been on the mic a little bit and I think it's finally time to introduce Chris to the giglers. Gaglers stay ahead of Chris. Chris stay ahead of the giglers. Hello Gaglers stay ahead of Chris. Chris, they had to the gigalers. Hello, gigalers.

I love Chris and you wanna know why I have so much for a straight man. Yeah, what is the word? So much admiration. Do you know how many times he has to get up and walk down the stairs here and open the door for people? The bars so low for men. If it was a woman, you would never said that.

Never, I would have been like, dude, and heels. Chris, are you single? Yes. Good for you. How do you? 26. What's your sign? Do I pretend you don't know what your sign is?

No, I know what it is. It's just controversial. Oh, Gemini. Gemini. No. Scorpio? No. Cancer.

Nope. Okay, I feel like this one. Doris. Is that controversial? It doesn't get the best. One girl was like, ooh, I can't. No, no, no, no. It wasn't just one. It wasn't just one, but yeah. What are you looking for in a woman, Chris? Jesus, that's a lot of question.

A very simple question. Blonder Brunette, really, is one of them. Brunette. So he passes the test. And he's like, I love what that is. And you just haven't said it yet. No, you were not a Chris because he said it with me. Yeah, he does say what did I say it with you?

He was one time that I felt like a little ostracized from the group, but it's fine. It's fine. The last producer though, who I think got fired, because he said I looked like Kim Kardashian. So why would the blonde tear? Yeah, someone, I don't think he got fired, but he moved on.

But someone was like, he's clearly obsessed with him. He's deranged. He's mentally at home, we're gonna get him out of this company. Also, what are you drinking? Yeah, this is like basically like a crack at drink that I have here. It's just cold brooks, wrestle, I didn't have any coffee mugs who bring in the black coffee in a plastic water bottle. This is, is that cold?

Yeah, it's cold. Or it's lukewarm. No, no, it's like ice cold out of the fridge. This is my question. Do we have the Ick or is that the hottest thing I've ever seen? I kind of feel like it's like raw, manly. Yeah, we're like you. Yeah, if you're dating Chris and you're somehow fine yourself in a pickle,

he'll figure it out. He'll throw ice coffee in a water bottle and get to where he needs to go. It looks like he could smash his head through a wall right now in survive and that's kind of hot. This is what he needs to do to prepare for one hour of giggly squat.

He's like, I need to do something. What you don't like, am I good at me in that milk? No. You don't like any nut milks. You got regular mukti of IBS? No. So you're not relatable?

No. You know what I want to do so badly with anyone, any guy. What? Did you see that thing on TikTok that said, like if guys put their balls in soy sauce, like, and like it's in soy sauce. You get a bowl, you put soy sauce in it. What is your algorithm tip?

They put their balls in soy sauce. While they're in the soy sauce, they're supposed to be able to taste it in their mouth. Trying that tonight. Yeah, like I want to know so badly. I feel like guys would lie though, because they already lie about blue balls, they would lie about that.

They're just trying to get girls to do something with their balls. Yeah. Chris, how long do you take you to your hair this morning? No, long. I just throw up some stuff in it. What's stuff? Oh, you're paste? Burm? No, long. I just throw up some stuff in it. What's stuff? About your paste?

Burm. Yes, Burm. Like a palm-made. Mega-damey enough, milk. Okay, okay enough. Enough jokes. I'm really excited because I feel like we have a lot of men to talk about on this pod, so I can't wait for Chris's opinion. Yes, because Chris, you're defending all men today.

Awesome. No pressure. My favorite job. I have to say, I do have terrible tastes in men. Yeah. I like to go for really hot men, because I'm shallow, and have my own insecurities, and I will not care if they do horrible things until I have a mental breakdown and then I get out of it.

Yeah. You have an even more fucked up situation. Thank you. You go for all kinds of guys. Yeah. Good looking, kinds of guys. Yeah. Good looking, not good looking. Yeah. And they've all proved to be horrible.

First Army hammer. If I say, if I publicly endorse a male celebrity, just know in six months, two years, something's over. His fucked up is gonna come out about him. And I don't know if I'm doing that to them or if I just have this really horrible radar where I'm like, that's an awful person.

I'll fall in love with them. Or you have this like manifestation witch quality where you're like, if he's not with me, he's not gonna be with anyone. Yes, that what I'm doing. I thought Jonah Hill was such like a niche can't crush to have. And I was so, it was like a thrift store.

Yeah, I knew that one sweater. It was like I was going thrifting that day, pick up a Jonah Hill. Other people have looked at it, but they don't see what you see in it. And you're like, I can make an outfit from this. We're like Army Hammer. I was like, he's giving up her East Side.

He's giving rich. It's giving old money, old money, country club. And I was like, he's giving up her East Side, it's giving Rich, it's giving Old Money, Old Money Country Club, and I was like, I'll vibe with it. He was giving unattainable, but you were like, I can attain this. Yeah. He's, he's, people's meet off their ribs. Yeah.

So Jonah Hill at first, I was like, okay, ex-girlfriend hates him, I get it. Yeah. But then it's become, I just didn't think I was gonna wake up that morning and have everyone against Joan Hill. Like, I just didn't see that for the world. Here's my, I have two very different schools of thought. I've been hanging out with my boyfriend

the past couple of days. So I feel like he's processing. Done something to my brain where like I have one school of thought where it's coming from him and I know it's wrong. Oh no. But I'm gonna say it on the phone. Oh no. I have like my normal school of thought.

So. Also Craig and I have been texting. So like I'm on like a pro-creg run. Are you? Yeah, we talk about tennis. Oh texting so like I'm on like a pro Craig are you? Yeah, we talk about tennis. Oh my I spend on all That the past day whenever I call you I feel like I need to tell you I've been texting where it's like we've been cheating Yeah, I got it like I'm like hey, it's your Kel We just talked about tennis nothing sexual about the balls Whatever right actually right as I walked in the door on Sunday he was like, hey, I've been texting Hannah. I was like, oh, guys, we're open and honest. But now it's like

freaking me out more like, am I, am I the dumb woman that's like, oh, they told me about their affair and I chose to not leave it. We're literally just friends. We just like get along. So I was saying to him, like, oh my god, have you seen all the Joan Hill stuff? Like that's crazy. He seems like a fucking monster. Craig said to me, but why is she coming? Why did she say it now that he's like moved on and is having a baby with another woman? Like what, what was it?

What triggered it? Yeah, basically like what triggered her to say it now? Like does she just want to ruin his current relationship? But, which okay, okay. Well, yeah, there might be a motive to it, but that doesn't change what was done. Correct. And like doesn't, like she doesn't need something.

Also, this comment. I think this is about revenge. Yeah, and I think we should have her on. There is something to be said that like when you do like a man goes to therapy and we're like, we praise that. We're like, oh my god, yeah, he's in therapy to then take everything he's learned in therapy and weaponize it and weaponize it and then start using like therapy term. I remember Craig went to therapy one time.

And then the next three days was using therapy terms on me and I was like, stop going, quit. Because it's not spinning. You're spinning it. The way you're acting holier than that because you had a 45 minute conversation where you talked about yourself. Right, where you just had one man that was like

guessing you to death to just like get you to open up. Just the way he was talking to her in terms of like the boundaries and like what she could post, what she couldn't post. Here's my whole thing that triggered me. Jonah Hill knew that this girl, I don't even know what is her name. It's Sarah. I don't know.

Chris, what's her name? It's definitely Sarah. You don't support women in the arts. Regardless of what her parents named her, she was a surfer. He started dating her. She was a surfer already. He slid into her DMs

because he saw a hot photo of her surfing. She was already posting surfing pictures. She was already posting bathing suits pictures. He likes the bathing suit photo, and that's why he's slid into her deems. And Sarah. And Sarah. And so now it was an H&A.

Definitely an H. Okay, he's right. Okay, Chris. Sarah's got the Sarah's get mad about that. H no H. It's a whole thing in Sarah country. Yeah, it's like Hannah country. Yeah, Hannah's pretty more like everyone knows. just the end is the right way. Yeah,

a pound drum. Um, so that was my first thing that I was like, that's nutty because I feel like I've experienced that too, where it's like, oh my god, you're on reality TV. That's so crazy. Well, you should stop being on reality TV. That's disgusting. When it's like, but you, okay, here we are. So I don't, I didn't love that. I don't love that then she was showing pictures where he was like in boxers and like posted a picture. And she was like, what about that?

Isn't like, why can't I also do the same thing? So on all team Sarah. My biggest red flag, because you know I don't like to read. I was like, I'm not reading all these messages. Yeah. Was the way he was texting her, where he was like, the, the, the, the, the. I don't, you're spacing new paragraph.

He was on full like essays, or he was doing the like, like rapid attack, where he was like forwards forwards forwards I don't fuck with that in relationships. Yeah, if you want to fight with me call me or see me in person Don't rage text me and just get your shit out and then like I I have to read it. That's like girlfriend homework And like your phone's just buzzing with this angry man. Really fucked up, fucking voice note. Yeah, voice note. Like I don't do this whole rage text fighting.

Like I get it in your early 20s when you're like drunk at the club, it's funny. Yeah. But not when you're in your 30s. Like, call someone and speak to them like an adult. Send a voice note saying, fuck you. Abby from Broad City. Yeah.

No, what's her name? Who's the one who's? Chris. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I say no, what's her name? Who's the one who's? Chris I know you're talking about Elana Glazer Goes on take-tack and said the most intelligent well said reason for some men We're like he is bone trees. He was bone. Yeah, just saying her Bones very taken back by the men that were coming out

What what he said what is bound? Okay, which is so funny Because a you message the girl who serves and then telling her you don't like when she serves her shows bikinis, but you liked it and that's how you got her. Daughter. Two, boundaries come from you. If I say page, I wanna have boundaries with you.

I don't tell you what to do. I say what my boundaries are. I don't like doing this. I don't feel comfortable going to this party. You can't say, I'm a full comfortable when you do that. That's not your boundaries. That's you controlling someone else. Oh my God.

Sign Seal delivered. See you in large claims court. No, seriously. Boundaries are saying what you feel comfortable with. You look court. Now, my next thing is, what do you think his current? I was thinking that. Girlfriend slash baby mama.

Do you think she's like somewhere laying in bed, reading all of these messages, reading all of this stuff, being like, fuck, I'm either one going through this right now, two doesn't realize that she's in it, or three is so like, oh, he doesn't treat me like that. Well, it's possible the girl he's with now, like she's like, well, I don't serve. I guess I'm fine.

I say from the water, sharks have been biting people out in Long Island. I don't fuck with the ocean. I'm good. Also, just to clarify, Sarah's not posting like bathing suit pictures on a beach where she's kneeling and her tits are out. Which are fine.

Which are also stunning gorgeous if I could say. She's on a surfboard in half of her butt she can show because she's in a fucking bathing suit. She's in a wet suit. So she's literally being an athlete. Literally. And I do think with her, it takes time to process. Yeah. And also let's, it's kind of like the army hammer thing. You're dating a celebrity. I always have a theory that like if men don't like that you are like wearing

risque outfits or like you're posting in bathing suit pictures, my theory is, and you know what it's gonna be. They cheat. They're gay. Mm. I also think every man is gay, but I really think those kinds of men are. I think it's because they don't trust you

because they don't trust themselves. I think he's doing sketchy shit. You know how you're only jealous? You accuse your partner of cheating when you've cheated? Yes. That's what it's giving. What's he doing in the DM that he thinks if she posts a photo where other guys would like it, she would just leave him or something.

It's deep insecurity. Yes. Were you ever in a relationship where someone tried to control you? Yeah, many. What are some examples? All of them. It's so funny. Were you ever in a relationship where someone tried to control you? Yeah, multi money. What are some examples? All of them. It's so funny to be trying to be.

I'm always like one... ...several from being in a cult. I feel like also controlling relationships sometimes get different as you get older. Like everyone has like their 19 year old boyfriend who like controlled the fuck out of them. Like yeah, I had that where he was like crazy. And said he would like chop me up and bury me in Vermont. And he was like why would we be picked for a moment? Like you know neither of us are even from there

but whatever that was his own situation. What's that arm and hammer? No, but like he, that one now that I think back on that, that's a wild thing to say to your girlfriend. Like look, I'll kill you and chop you up and no one and you're in the group text nearly. Hey They didn't have group text back then it was like aim Your way messages like if I'm not here I'm in Vermont someone please look for me, but yes when I first started on reality TV

I feel like the guy that I was dating was like, oh my God, this is so crazy, this is so cool. You're like, this is so good for you. I'm so proud of you, blah, blah, blah. And then like six months in, he was like, well, I can't be with someone who's on reality TV. And I was like, okay, well, I don't know what you want me to do about it. And but in in my head, I was like, oh, well, I have to do, I shouldn't do this anymore. I can't do this. He's right. He knows what's best for me. Yeah. I feel like it was very like, I'm a tense player. I don't let boys distract me. Yeah. And I hate being controlled. I don't fuck with rules. No. And I think those kind of controlling guys could sense that for me. Yeah.

Because even if they would try, I just wouldn't listen to them. Yeah. And I think I've gotten our relationships when a guy saw that like he can't control me because I'm literally a feral creature. That's why I was so confused on why everyone hated the idol. Because in reality, she was getting controlled by a guy and then flipped it and then she started controlling the fuck out of the entire situation. But it still made her look evil at the end.

No, she was evil. But she didn't have to be evil. It could have showed that she's empowered, and that she's smart, and that she was getting revenge. Yes, which we love. But I do feel like a parent, people are just mad that are supposed to be more female perspective and at the weekend kind of made it like he's the victim.

And it's like, why? Got it. That's why at the weekend kind of made it like he's the victim and it's like why? Got it. That's why people were mad that they made it that he then ended up doing it. But Lily Rose Depp can do nothing wrong and I stand her and I listened to her song this morning while I was getting ready. Because I'm a freak. Yeah. Can you believe Lily Rose Depp?

Um, Timothy Shalamey went from Lily Rose Depp to Kylie Jenner. Can you believe that Lily Rose Depp is so over men? She's a lesbian. A lesbian. A lesbian. And that's the moral of the story. Just be a lesbian. I feel like I've talked about being a lesbian more than ever in the past two weeks.

I don't know why. I could totally see you having a girlfriend. You know, Katelyn Carter. Yeah. When she went out with Miley Cyrus, that was like a moment. Here's the thing, I think about it all the time, where I'm like, I'd love to be a lesbian. I'd love to like share.

You just talk about this love stuff. But I just love to share clothes with someone. I'd love to like share shoes. I'd love to like have one joint closet. I'd love to hang out with them all day. Like, we'd watch the same things. Like, love to have one joint closet. I'd love to hang out with them all day. We'd watch the same things. And then I realized that's just a friend.

That's the, I described a friend. She would just go down a new all day. I wouldn't be opposed to that either, but I know I couldn't lay on the couch and be like, they have what do you want to eat. And it'd be a girl. It's a motion. You couldn't have the motion.

I couldn't have an emotional. But I do think you could meet like one of, like Taylor Strecker. Yeah. She met Taylor Donahue. And she's like, I don't know if I'm gay, but like this soul and this person I'm into. See, I feel like on the spectrum of gay and straight,

because I think it is totally a spectrum. I'd say I lean straight. Oh, I'm curious. I'm not sure it's coming out right now. Oh, imagine, make that the title of this episode. Page comes out. I think that you're saying your DMs are open. Oh.

Yeah. I don't think it would, I could do it. One thing I do love about Craig. Try and think of it. Why is Chris laughing so hard? You guys were just talking about how your text and back and forth and all that stuff. Oh yeah. Sorry. I'm like really looking out. Thank you for looking out. Chris was like, hey, I just have to say something. This has gone too far. I mean, obviously he looking at Chris was like, hey, I just have to say something this has gone too far. I I mean obviously he has his moments where like he wants to do things his way because he's like a human Yeah, but like he definitely lets you do you and like love you for you. Yeah, because Which is the bare minimum later Your life line Which is the bear mom litter. Yeah, like he you're gonna tell your mom what to do. You're his lifeline

He has to compliment me I feed him Like I let him sleep at my apartment. See does will give me because he's smarter than me. Will tell me like advice and be like, you shouldn't do this or you should do this. And if I don't listen it goes wrong, he goes, you never fucking wish to me. Yeah, but that's not controlling. I have converted Craig though, and that this weekend he stayed at my apartment

and he is usually one to be like out and about and talking and like chatting and like socializing. He stayed at my apartment, he didn't leave for 48 hours, I got home and he goes, I get it. Like, you rot in this couch and like, you turn on the TV, you light some candles and it's, I'm like, yeah, this way I don't go anywhere. The thing is, is I'll go out. I went out recently. And I, you know what the vibe is not that great, maybe there's some people you're not that close to.

And I had like one or two interactions where I wasn't like... You were in a hundred percent about them. It wasn't your best work. Yeah, it wasn't my best work. Yeah, and it wasn't my thought. It was my best work. They were not giving me the end to be my full beautiful self.

I get that. And I got home and I was just like, I was just, they don't hold it. It's like, because I'm fucking, that was a C-minus. Yeah. I feel like people thought I was weird. Yeah. So it's like getting home after an interaction like that

and you're like, am I weird? Am I? It was one of those group hangs where like, I, like, some of them were like friends with my ex and I just like was in my own head. Not a group hang. And then I was like trying to like say some stuff And I'm like they didn't like and then by then I was like no one yeah, I'm getting a new bird

I don't even care. You were like calling it That's what you know if it's your friends or not if they if your friends see you calling an Uber They're like what the fuck? And then you're leaving and you're like should I say bye? You're like okay my ubers here and And they're like, okay, great. See ya. So sometimes I'm like, oh, socializing with the wrong energy is not always best.

But when you socialize with the right energy, it's great, but I'm always tired after. Always, regardless. I feel like every time I socialize and then I get home, I have to play back the entire interaction and see where did I fuck up, where, like, and that anxiety alone, I'd rather avoid it. But one way I get out of it is I think from my perspective,

did I hear anything that people, did I have any interactions with me? That was so bad that I now think of them differently. And most of the time, it's no. OK. I either felt a type of way about the person or I didn't like, so I'm like, they're not thinking about me.

Okay, speaking of horrible men, let's talk about Kiki Palmer. So I like missed the original interaction. Was it a tweet? It was on his Instagram story. I believe that he posted like her. And he's like her. He's her boyfriend.

They have a baby together. They just had a baby. Is he her boyfriend? Yeah, they're like in a relationship. And basically, he would say she went to the Usher concert and she wore like a very normal outfit. It's also very important to wear like a mesh dress right now. It's just like style. Yeah, very to be like see through.

And she's stylish. Like she's, she does every single genre of job. I also met her yeah and she was the coolest funniest person I bet it was like six years ago. I saw her getting out of a car one time. No she's not like that's actually genius. She's everything. She's obviously she's paying his bills because what's he do? Your allowance is cut. Yeah, like what is he do? Well, I don't even know his name. It's honestly irrelevant.

But he's what's his name. We don't care. No idea. He basically posted being like, you know, if you're a wife and a mother and you shouldn't be like wearing these outfits and like. It's giving Jonah hell. It's giving Jonah hell.

And it's this like who do you think you are to criticize the person that feeds you? Like you wouldn't have a home. We... This is a new verb now it's called Jonah Hilling. If a guy literally says anything to you that like is clearly his own insecurities to try to control you, go, you're drowning. Please don't Jonah help me. I'm just also there's just the Jonah Hill you want to die on. There is part of me too though that is sad because I feel like I

now have to go through a breakup. Like I had to go through a breakup with Army Hammer. Now I have to go through a breakup with Jonah. What is Centail? Do you have to sage your apartment? It's just like, I don't think he's funny anymore. Is he done in movies? Am I never seeing him again? Like what? I don't have any clothes yet. Yeah, creatively. What is this?

Creatively what's gonna go. I also like happen. We know his mom. We know his mom. Who we love. And that's usually what it is. But when you're dating someone, you're like, I can't stay because I love their family.

But this is one of those things where you look at the mom and she might be like, I know I was a fucking ass. Yes. And you're like, it's not your fault. That's probably one of, people don't talk about is one of the best connections is when a mom of the person you're dating says, get out. No, I've broken up with a guy and the mom's like, I what if I could?

I'm not. I've had so many times where we're, I'm looking at her, she's looking at me and she's like, I'm like, is this, and she's like, I know. I had a boyfriend one time and his mom said, if I were you, I would cheat on him. And I was like, okay. And I was like, okay. And she was like, seriously?

Because the thing is sometimes they're so over their husbands. And the son has habits of their husband. So when she's, he's him doing it to you, you look at her and she's like, do you want this to be your life? Because I totally respect if you don't, because I'm over it. And it's not her fault.

I think that we don't put enough emphasis on when we start dating a guy looking at, like, what's the mom's life like? Yes. But also, there's two types of moms. There's the Dululu moms. And they're the ones who tend to be like a little more subservient. Yeah.

They aren't speaking their minds. Yeah. And they just kind of, it's the dad's home. Yes, gross. And those we do not fuck with. You wanna go into a home, the mom's in charge, the mom's calling the shots. Wait, that is like something to look out for.

You have to walk into a home and know that the mom is in charge. And I don't mind like for it in my household. Yeah. If you first walk in, it looks like this is in charge. Yeah. And that's what I like. He's doing the admin, he's doing the admin.

But overall, I am the pulse. Yeah. I like for Craig to be scared to ask me questions. Like I like to instill fear. Like hey, do you have, like I like that he thinks I'm always really busy that he's like, do you have a second that I can just, and. And I'm like, yes, I do. Proceed.

Like, I want you to increasingly get more and more scared of me every single day. Why are Craig's texts supposed to just going to come out with you? I'm going to grab them. Actually. One time we had just started dating and we had gotten into a really, really bad fight.

I feel like you text fight. And I thought about it. I was like, oh my God, if he's screenshot of these, I would be done for that. That is also what's hard about when people try to cancel people is, when you take. But usually if girls are texting and saying a bunch of crazy shit to their boyfriend,

95% of it is true. There's a reason. Where's the fucking lie? I always say, you know the girl who cut off her husband's dick? What do we all think? What did he do? No one was like, oh, we got what did this motherfucker do?

Yeah. She tossed it into a field. Like cutting it was not enough. She's like, I need him to look through a field for his floppy little dick. Can you die from that? He definitely need to go to the hospital from the bleeding. Why did you ask that? Chris is shaking right now. Chris is screaming. You're throwing a die. It's like, look. It's getting so... No, it's like so, it's like Game of Thrones.

Do you remember when you heard about the Onyxes? I had like a hundred questions about the Onyxes. You know the Onyxes? No, I didn't even know that. No, no. Am I the only, did you watch Game of Thrones? No. Okay, Game of Thrones is just thing called Onyxes.

And I was like, what's an Onyx? And they were like, he has no dick. And I was like, what? And it's like for soldiers, they would chop off their dicks. They'd be focused. But then they'd have romances, and I'd be like, how are they fucking? Yeah, they're just not.

I mean, a lot of kind of lingus. Oh, like, he's just going down on her. Probably. But how, but like, does he even get, it's like a dog. Like, yes. Do they still have the urge? Well, it's like, you know, like, when a dog's tails cut off, but it's still kind of like, yes, that's what a dog. Like, yes. Do they still have the urge? Well, it's like, you know, like when a dog's tails cut off, but it's still kind of like, yes, that's what it is.

No, that's so bad. It has like the boner, like the imaginary boner, like it's boning, but it doesn't actually bone. Why are you saying? If I had a nickel, I could knock it over this onyx and it was like, he's an onyx. And I'm like, I have so many fucking questions. And that's like a real term, that's a Game of Thrones term.

I think it's a, Chris got a real. Like a real, what the onyx thing? A real thing that people are doing. I mean, definitely in Game of Thrones. And that was like the least freaky thing happening on Game of Thrones. No, literally. So, but I do think some people like,

in the heat of the moment, can say crazy shit. Yeah. And you take out context and anyone could look like so fucking mean. Like, because you don't know what led up to that. Right. But the stuff he was saying was problematic in, like, a very upsetting way. Yeah. With, like, the words he was using and what he was telling her to do.

It's literally like a guy being like telling me to stop playing tennis. Right. That's why I was like really personally. It's like, hey, can you stop holding that grip so sexually when you're hitting the ball? Yeah. Or like wearing this little shorts when you're playing tennis. Like when I first started dating Craig, one of the things that he didn't realize was like, in New York City, where just the girls are wearing tank tops, we're doing no bras, our nipples are out. If you really look like you could see the outline of an aerial, like that's just a thing that we do.

Like we're walking around, whatever. And Craig didn't, like the first time he ever saw me do it, he was like, oh, are you gonna, you're gonna go out like that? And I was like, like what? But like I would never do that in Charleston. Yeah, it's just culture. And but it's that and I was like, what? But I would never do that in Charleston. Yeah, it's just culture. And but it's not like he was like,

oh, I don't like when you go out and your nipples are out. Like the first thing he said was like, wow, I can't wait to watch how many people like look at your nipples and then like look at you. And I'm like, yeah, count it. Like let me know at the end of the day. So he does will be the opposite. We're all wearing my cargo pants and a bag of shirt and sweatshirt,

and he'll be like, going out like that? And I'm like, yeah, it's comfortable. And he's like, you look like a middle schooler who just got detention. And I'm like, I'm comfortable. See me and does are the same. Craig will put it off and I'm like, is that what we picked today? Do we feel like that matches?

If I was Sarah, I would have said babe, I'm so, so sorry. And I would have put on like an Eskimo outfit. And then got in the ocean. Gone surfing and taking photos. And people would be like, what the fuck is going on? I'd be like, oh, I was told that this is what I should wear. Yeah, my boyfriend wanted me to cover up more. So I just wanted to cover all my bases.

Yeah, it's... But what the thing with Joan Hill is, it's really gone momentum. I know. I didn't think it was going to take off. I mean, people are up in arms about it. I think I know why, because they did that therapy documentary. Mm-hmm. So it's like Chrissy Teigen. People got so mad at Chrissy Teigen because she came off, like she was everyone's best friend. Yeah. And then was like bullying people sometimes. And people were, if she was just bullying people, people would be like, yeah, Chrissy Teigen sometimes a bitch, but she had marketed herself as everyone's best friend

that you could trust. Yeah. He marketed himself as this like guy who works for himself. He's, he's just the cuddly like guy who is always everyone's best work on himself so he can be the best partner, best friend for people. For them people said looking back at the documentary, it's a very unprofessional their relationship.

B, what are you trying to say out of it? Part of it was a little narcissistic that Joan Hill is like, I've learned so much from this man to be so knowledgeable about life. I wanna share it to the world. What do you think they're talking about today? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Like what, like what do you think that therapists are? Because I was like, yeah, it's like you've got us in a real pickle. The therapist blocked him. He's like, I think we also need to normalize like sometimes therapists are wacko. I had one therapist where I was like,

am I crazy or is this bitch nuts? I had a therapist where I was trying to get out of it. Which because you guys have a point where you're like, okay, I've talked about this for a year and a half. How do you break up with your therapist? I need to move on. So I sent it as long text. I had a great time.

This was so much fun. It's not me. I do. We had like such good times. I literally was like, I had a great time. This was so much fun. It's not me. I do. We had this such good time. And I literally was like, I'm trying. And she, if I missed a session, I'd get charged. And sometimes I would randomly get a flight, or I had a crazy schedule.

So it was like, my schedule's a little too crazy, and I feel so good. We've done a year and a half. Now it's time for me to kind of like take off the training wheels and exist a little. And I'll come back with more issues in the year. Yeah. And she's like, what is the protocol?

Like people don't talk about that. Like, should you be in therapy for the rest of your fucking life? Whenever I've done it, I always get to a burnout eventually where once I start going on and I don't really know what to talk about, and then I start trying to come up with problems and then end the therapy session, more upset than I started. Yeah. Like, you're beating a dead horse.

Exactly. And I'm just like, I'm also like a therapy. I want to be like, I want the therapist to think I'm doing a good job all the time. So I'm like, hi, this is what we should work on. I don't, I never, I'm just like, hey, what's up, and let her figure it out. So like, she responds and she was like, hey,

like we need to talk about this. Like, you can't, this is very you to just like, she's, this is very you to just like, this is so you. This is so you. This is so you. This is so you. Having an episode.

No, she literally was like, this is so you to not like face the possible like, kind of awkward interaction of like ending this with me. So let's hop on the call. Like, we have to like talk this out. So did you? So I was like, yes, because I'm people, please. So did you so I was like yes Because I'm people please there so I go on and she clearly convinces me to keep going and then like Five more sessions later I texted her I was like I can't do this anymore

But she basically didn't let me break up with her no I I think I would you break up with you would just ghost them I ghost yeah I've ghosted many a therapist. I feel like I one time was dating this guy and he made me go to couples therapy Which I should have fucking if you're gonna. I was there before we're married It was literally like month three and he was like I think that like you need to be in therapy full time But also like we should do couples therapy with my therapist like once a week and I was like Am I that fucked up of a person that you think I need to be in multiple hours of therapy a week?

But I was like brainwashed. I was like, yeah, no, you're right. You're making me such a better person. Yeah. That therapist wanted to fuck my boyfriend. Like I was convinced because she always agreed with him. Also a boyfriend would never want to do a couple's therapy where he didn't know he was gonna look good in it. Yeah it's almost like he wanted to prove to you like see, see? And I remember the moment that I ghosted both of them honestly. That's amazing. No, cause couple's therapy becomes who's gonna win the therapy session.

And I was like, I was like, I will be damned if I'm sitting here and both of you are saying I need to change. Like I know I'm not the fucking crazy one here. You go, are we gonna talk about how he's gay? No! No! Hahaha!

Hahaha! The elevator! The elevator! The elevator! The elevator! I was like, let's look at the elevator! If we're gonna dig, let's fucking dig! Okay.

No, I remember this one. I was like, I feel like this is more than just mommy issues. OK. I was like, I dated a therapist who was a man, Red Flag. And he would, I would get married. No, I can't have a man therapist. In the beginning, he called me and he was like, so I've been having trouble.

A therapist has been having trouble? No, no, the boyfriend. And he was like, and then my therapist said, it's because like, you're really healthy for me. And I haven't been a healthy relationship. And that's why I'm so scared. And then he would always, and then my therapist said, it's because like you're really healthy for me and I haven't been a healthy relationship and that's why I'm so scared. And then he would always, after the therapy session, I would be like hoping the therapist is something nice about me. Yeah.

And like the therapist doesn't know shit about me. Only knows me from his, what he's saying. So the whole time I was like, please therapist, tell him to be with me. Yeah. And it was this like crazy control thing where I just wanted to be with the guy so bad. And then eventually I woke up in the morning and I was like, I'm out. No therapist can be toxic. Well, I have a theory and this is not for everyone.

Okay. But there's certain careers that people go in because they snapped. There's three of them. Okay. Because they've snapped emotion. Yes, like this is where you go. Okay. You'll get teacher. Yep. Therap means like because they've snapped emotion. Yes. Like, this is where you go. Okay. You'll get teacher. Yep. Therapist. Real estate agent. Yes. No one's ever become a real estate agent going through a good time. No. They've always they've always had to pivot and they'll

and they're like, I'll do real estate now. Which a great career. Okay. But no one wakes up. It was like, like, for example, Ryan Sirhant wanted to be an actor. But no one wakes up. It was like, like for example, Ryan Sirhan wanted to be an actor. Yeah. Nothing was working. He was like, No one wakes up and goes and eats the real thing. No one in a good place becomes a yoga teacher.

Yeah. At 25 when I had no job and I quit my job selling t-shirts, what was I gonna do? Take a yoga teaching certificate class, except I couldn't touch my toes. I would thought about becoming a yoga teacher. class, except I couldn't touch my toes. I would thought about becoming a yoga teacher. I would pay. Because I like motivating people.

Thousands and thousands of dollars to see you run one yoga session. Like just picturing you at the front of the... Okay, everyone. Get in with your maths. Um, you are worthy. You are worthy and we're gonna connect. And don't push yourself. You can be a child's pose the whole time page.

And no one will judge you. No, I hate you. You're just judging yourself. But you know what, they are good to have as friends. But I know, I do need a friend who's a thick. Oh my God, Ray Romano has the funniest bit about how your friends changed throughout your life. Yeah.

And they were like, when you're in your teens, you need someone with a car. Yeah. When you're in your 20s, you need someone who's like a drug dealer. Yeah. When you're in your 30s, you need someone who's like a lawyer, I think. And then when you're 40s, you need someone who's a doctor. Yeah.

And then when you're older, you need someone with a car again. I get it. I get it. I get it. No, I get that. Oh, okay, we have to discuss threads, which I've decided is that I literally only downloaded it because they saw that you downloaded it. Okay, so I checked to see if you downloaded it because I was gonna message you and be like

downloaded it and you downloaded it like right when I downloaded it and I was like, okay, she's on her shit. I honestly, as I was doing it, I was like, I'm an advertiser's fucking dream. I was like, I just saw Hannah do this. And now I'm like, telling you and I'm like, I'm like, you know, writing, writing, writing. I have always thought pieces on my threads.

I go to your profile and like, what is paid? Just saying on a thread. I reposted one girlfriend from college. You reposted her and she said, I'm confused. Very on brand, I'm confused. And I thought perfectly, and I kind of feel like you should keep it as that forever. But you don't have a Twitter famously.

No, so this is a safe space of like all your Instagram people. I do think it's the DHGate of Twitter. Yeah. As in it's better and easier. But also like they didn't think of the eyebrow industry because Threading is already a thing. Like, are they trying to totally take over Twitter? Like, is Twitter dead?

They're trying to take over Twitter because, A, it's like, Twitter became just scary. Twitter felt like you say something and then some guy in Wisconsin is like, go fuck yourself and I was like, I don't feel comfortable. Yeah, go back to your... Yeah, go back to yours. But yeah, go back to yours.

But with threads, you write something and immediately all your Instagram friends are commenting. Yeah. So you feel like you're in this community. My problem with it though is sometimes I want to know like about a topic, like either idol. I want to write in and be like the idol and see what everyone's threading about it.

But they don't have that yet. I think it's going to happen. Actually, something really scary recently. Like, I've... To Google something, I go on TikTok. Yeah, that's what I do. Like, not like a... Not like a... We're visual learners. Yeah.

Not a rating and article. I'm like, okay, I'll find a video on this. Like, and I type it into TikTok. And one of my girlfriends was like, it's not good. And I was like, okay, I'll find a video on this. Like, and I type it into TikTok. And one of my girlfriends was like, it's not good. And I was like, what do you mean? And I was like, not for like, I don't do it for like current events. I do it for current events.

Yeah. But I know it's lying to her. I was like, yeah, not for like, you know, for news stuff. No, it does. It called me and in the morning, and he was like, did you hear what happened? And I was like, what was going on at the time?

And I was like, the submarine. And he was like, no, Russia. And I was like, what was going on at the time? And I was like the submarine and he was like, no Russia. And I was like, whoa. And he's like, yeah, like there's a coup happening in Russia. Yeah. He's like, turn on the TV. And I was like, okay, so turn the TV. And they're like, it's no longer a coup. And I was like, you just stressed me out for no reason.

Yeah. Because the coup was like 20 hours. And I could have lived my life without stressing about a coup in Russia. I don't even know what a coup is, how to spell it, what's going on. My brain immediately went to, I don't know if they eat Koo's Koo's Koo's Koo's.

I don't know. I also don't find out about news until it becomes a meme on my TikTok or people are like, does here's it firsthand. And then I go get mad, because I'll be like, okay, what's going on? And he's like, Google it, and I'm like, why would I Google it when you could tell me right now?

When you've been dying to talk about it to anyone. Why were you reading it if you couldn't explain it to me? Like, what is your purpose on this planet? Greg, like reads the news on his phone. Wait, that's cute. That's adorable. I like that. Yeah.

Is it upside down? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. I gotta jump scare. Tiger and Everloving are dating.

No, it's the oddest couple. Were you gonna, yeah. You just read my mind. It's what the craziest thing. It's because if you did the actual chart, like she used to date, Brody. Brody. Tiger used to date Kylie,

who you, and also dated Black China, who has a baby with Rob. Mm-hmm. Like, I want them to have one big Thanksgiving reality episode. 100%. Because at first I'm like, this is such different worlds. But Tiger and China also have a baby.

Yes. Yeah. It's just very, but I kind of love it. I kind of want them to make us put out a song together. I think so too. What do you know how I love a conspiracy theory that I haven't had these doing that conspiracy

that like that's not Avril Lavigne? Yeah. And I still always think about it every time I see her. People think Kanye is not real, and Avril Lavigne is not real. I don't think Kanye is every time I see her. People think Kanye is not real, not really, it's not real. I don't think Kanye is really there. He doesn't look the same.

And he grew three inches. Even if you get LIPO, you still look the same. Like, Aemishim or Got LIPO, no one's like this, not Aemishim or. Right. Something weird is going on. Have you been keeping up with the Kardashians? I haven't yet.

Kim, I'm going to. I like a, Kim stop. My mom literally texted me out of nowhere and she was like, I just love Kim. Oh. And I was like, don't talk about yourself. Uh, but the last few episodes have been good. I do have to say shout out to Kylie.

I bought, I'm really obsessed with like lip hydrating stuff that has like a little color in it because I don't like to always put on a full lip. I bought her tinted butter bomb. Okay. And it's really good. Wow. So you and Haley are in a fight or something?

What's going on? Is she not getting along with Haley? I mean, it's just like she has a road. But it's fine. You have no allegiance to anyone. One final thing about guys. Yeah. A girl on TikTok said this,

and I think it's so spot on. Guys are friends with girls, they find attractive, and girls are friends with guys they find unattractive. Because if he's attractive, you want to come in. You want to come in and he'll fuck you. Guys would have sex with any girl they're friends with. Well, yeah, that's a thing. Because I don't think there's no guy that's

hanging out with a girl that he's not attracted to. And I've always said this, Chris, what do you think? Do you have any girl friends that you've never had sex with, but you've thought about at one time or another, you've had a moment like, what would it be like that sex with her? Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have any friends that are girls that you would never have sex with? Yes. But you'll hang out with them one on one over your friends. No. Okay. Right. I have friends.

I'm not incriminating. No words. That seems like you're the only thing. Don't you wanna hail us? Don't get defensive. No, but I, that is so true. Like I have guy friends. And most of my guy friends are ugly.

No, I've either. I have sex with some of them. But like years ago and it's like, okay, well, well, now we're just. But you enjoy being with them because you know that like you're not gonna fuck anymore and you're not gonna talk to them anymore because you fuck them and you're like,

oh, right. I know, you know when a guy hangs out with you and he's like yeah we get along you're always like he's in love with me yeah but like he would have sex with me for sure yeah so we solved it world peace um finally some dope docs I'm there's a shan white doc coming out people have to watch Ashley Madison doc on Hulu. Oh, yeah, I saw the preview for that. I watched the first episode and it was a little... I'm gonna say something, I feel like the Hulu docs,

they could punch him up a little. No, I was bored. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I got a, it's Ashley Madison. And then it was really sad. The Hulu docs almost give people magazine docs. It's like, I feel like you could up this value. A thousand percent. A thousand percent.

So like I should be messing, watch it, but you're not gonna be like floored and it's kind of sad at one point. Okay. Rock Hudson, I've heard of Rock Hudson. He's like the hottest guy ever. Wait, have you heard the Garth Brooks conspiracy there? That he's a murderer.

Oh, I'm tasting man. Who did he murder? It's like a deep, you gotta be deep on conspiracy TikTok and you know I am. But Tom Segora does a whole bit about it and people comment his Instagram on Garth Brooks being where the bodies. Because people go missing from his shows and they're like, Garth Brooks is murdering all these people.

And I just think it's a great. That should be the next show that the weekend does about a pop star who is at the Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color.

The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. The Secretly A cereal color. This guy, Ra Kudson, you cannot be named Ra Kudson without being gorgeous. Or a douchebag. Or a douchebag, yeah.

Braxton. But he does have, he was the star back in the day, in movies, and he was in the closet. Okay. And then God, I think he got AIDS. And it came out that he was gay and everyone was like all upset that he lied to them. And it was this whole thing, but he was incredible. And then there's a WAM documentary on Netflix. What the heck is a WAM?

WAM is George Michael. Okay, this whisperer. Okay. Last Christmas I gave you my heart. You know WAM? No. Should I know these things? Do you know WAM?

Do you know WAM? Okay, you have to go home, play the wham soundtrack. Wham? How are you spelling wham? Okay. How would you spell wham? Tell me you. I'm gonna play a song. H-H-M wham. Oh, okay, they're called wham.

Oh, okay, I know them. But it's also a thousand years old. W-H-A-M. Okay, sorry, my dyslexia had kicked me off the outside. So George Michael was in the closet during WAM. Okay, I think he eventually comes out, yes, but then he goes on a solo queer. Quirr.

Oh, no. I'm immediately getting serious. Quirr. To do his own stuff where he sings careless whisperer, which is one of the greatest songs of all time. Oh, I'm crying in sleep. I'm crying in sleep. Okay, okay, then.

Sorry, I do know, yes. Don't let the sun go down on me. Don't let the sun go down on me. Don't let the sun go down on me. No. Okay, yes. I know Wham. So, do you watch that Netflix? Okay, and it's about him being gay.

Wham is more about like, actually, we're kind of like Wham. It's about two best friends when they were, they met when they were 12 years old, and they wanted to form a band. The dads were not supportive. One of the dads wasn't. Okay. Nothing of our dads aren't supportive. But they're like, can you stop having sex on TV? Yeah. And he wanted to be a doctor accountant but he loved singing and they gave each other confidence. Well, no. Like they were like, I believe in you, your star.

Were they gay together? No, one was straight and the other one. Well, no. Like, I believe in you, your star. Were they gay together? No, one was straight and the other one was in the closet. Oh. And they were like, Oh. Oh. Oh, bitch.

Oh. Which is funny, because I'm the buttiest straight girl in the world, but I think you're the most fam gay girl in the world. Oh. Yeah, like I, I'm a lesbian straight and you're straight. I said the other day to Craig, I was like,

imagine if I had a sister and he was like, oh yeah, like that would be cool. And I was like, I don't know why my brain went here. I was like, imagine if you're so fucking hot, but she was like a lesbian and a girlfriend was also like so hot and he was like, would we have sex with that?

But I was like, ew, no, that's my sister and he was like, wait, I was so good. He was like, are you just getting mad at me for wanting to have sex with your fake sister? I just imagine you getting like tats on your arms for a second and wearing just a wife feeder with no bra. Yeah. And just, and my hair like this.

No makeup. And just being gorgeous. Or just skin. That's the kind of lesbian I don't want to be. I'd want to be a tattooed lesbian. Yes. So they... Oh, now you're like feeling it.

I'm in it. Wait, I think I have the outfit. Yeah, I can actually pull this off. Amazing. So they loved each other and they, like, George Michael ended up going solo, which not so long. I was still on Wham. But he basically was like, I couldn't be where it was

if it wasn't for the other person believing in me. But he cut him right out. He was like, so, thanks for believing in me on my solo journey. Well, I think it could go on me a documentary about you. I think because we both have, I'm a solo journey. Well, I think we'll be a documentary about you. I think because we both have our own solo stuff going on. But when we're together, it empowers us.

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