Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige getting sued, jealousy, and green nail theory

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my gigabyte giglers! Before TikTok it's banned. Wait, how crazy, okay. I started laughing so fucking hard because Greg turned on the news and that whole TikTok thing was happening. And I thought if there was any time that I thought we were in a simulation, it was in that moment. I was like, this is crazy. The people asking that guy questions, that guy was like too smart to be there.

He was like, well, it's a little bit more complicated than that. And he was in like an old person's home. And they're like, yes or no, yes or no. And he's like, oh no. I loved it though. This is my thing. If China did not want my data, I'd be offended. No, I'm like, I want to be chosen.

I'm literally offended. She's like, that's why I was like, when I was getting scammed, I was like, you know, who wouldn't want to? That's like when you didn't get kidnapped in Mexico, you were like, why not me? My thing is also like, let's be honest, the data they're taking, it's like to send us shit that we should buy, and that makes my life easier. I don't want to research. I want them to know, like, my phone knows me better than my husband,

and that makes me feel less alone. My thing was, like, what are you guys scared of, of them having? Like, what are they looking at? Like, cat videos? I'm like, oh my god, my data, and I'm like, oh, is there something bad? I hope they see it. I hope someone's like, hey, there's a fucking weirdo

in Missouri, let's alert that. Right, you know when people are like on TV and someone will see them and they'll be like, I'm a nurse and I think you might suffer from like blah, blah, blah, because I noticed like you did this or something. Like I want China to do that for me. Like, hey, we noticed that you, you know.

Honestly, the more the merrier, like the US government's listening to Giggly Squad right now, throwing China, I hope some aliens find out. And we all can just giggle together and have a good time. Maybe we should just stop war. Maybe war is the problem. If they want people to steal data,

they should give that job solely to ex-boyfriends. Like if your ex texted you and was like, I need your data. You'd be like, fine. We're gonna try to solve these deep political discussions. It's just like, don't take away TikTok. We'll literally have nothing to do.

Like, what would we do? I mean, you know what's scary when people are bored. That's when bad things happen. What I'm stuck with my own thoughts. That's when I would be nervous for the country. We're not harming anyone, we're literally laying in our beds by ourselves for three hours watching TikTok. Like, let us live! Doom scrolling. Let my brain rot. It's so funny too. Like, I finally started a government moment in my career. And they're going to work for me. TikTok's Hannah Brunner. Life is about adversity. What's going on?

I just feel like so much happened in like, from page news this week. In terms of couples, it did, but even bigger news. Are your nails green? Okay, I was gonna bring it up in the beginning of the pod, but I forgot um So I woke up this morning and I was doing super defensive and got my nails and toes done and I was standing there and I was like I'm so sick of pink like I've gotten pink like the past three times I've been there. And so I was looking at green and I was like how funny would it be if I got green? And like I just like was influenced by Hannah. And the only, the one green that I wanted, it looked too pukey.

So I was like, oh I'm gonna, so this is like a Tiffany like bluish. But I'm, I'm, you're gonna call me out, but you inspired me because I was like, I can't do pink again. Okay, if you're listening. A page was inspired. This is nothing but me and Paige. We both have very different styles, but I think on the low, we both take what we like from each other.

Like I was very impressed with your nail game for like the past year and a half. And so like I do always think look and see like oh what color nails does Hannah have. But this is the thing the color might be good but I can never change that my nubs are so fucking sausage-y. Um I always say I have my mom's nails, but my dad's hands, and you know what, people can't be perfect.

But I feel cooler with green. Right? No, your nail color sets the tone, but that's why there's so much pressure, because if it's bad, then I'm like, okay, now I have to walk around like a real. Right, I feel very different when I have red nails. Like, she's a different person.

Green, I'm like, oh my god, I'm so creative, I'm so artsy. Red, I'm like, okay, oh my god, I'm the hottest. So like, Girlboss Town on TikTok came up with like the red nail theory, which was that because our moms and our grandma's wore red nail polish growing up, guys, with their edipist complex,

we'll see you and wanna fuck you, which like obsessed with love into it. But green, I have a green nail theory, which is like we're decennaring men from our life. We hope they think it looks like puke and they leave us alone, because green actually means growth and money and manifestation and creativity and newness.

And when I, my nails were green,. Oh my god unbeatable. It was why that's our official thing we're green nail girlies. We're green nail girlies and there's so many different shades based on your mood. I loved like the dark dark green that I got. I felt like it was kind of bad as a first year like what color is that and it would sneak up on you but then yours is giving like almost like like match a sage. No like you're gonna burn your house down with sage vibes. Like that's cool. It reminded me of Easter, but okay I will burn a house down. Okay, let's get into front page news because it's like crazy crazy crazy. Tell us what should we do first? Should we do Harry and Emrata, or should we do Selena and Hailey?

Let's do Harry and Emrata, where were you? Okay, here's the thing. You know how we're always like, we love a PR stunt. Like we're here for it, we don't care about it. We're like, it's fun, give us something to enjoy. I feel like this was not a PR stunt whatsoever. Cause it was like, it was like, I saw the tongue go in the mouth.

I, it was like watching your friend actually make out with someone where you're like, oh. Okay, I'm not, I, other people loved it. I know, I know. I didn't get the ick, but I'm not a Harry Styles girl. And there are a lot, like I think he's very talented I'm a Jason today. I'm a Jason girl. Yes me too. Like I I think Harry is so fucking cool I think he is so good at music. I think he's probably so nice. I think he has such cool style

He's a performer. He's a star. He's got the sauce like I love him for what he is. I don't want to date him I don't want to date him. I don't want to date him I don't even really care to have sex with him. I don't I think he's hot, but like I don't I'm fine with it I would make out with him. I would for sure. I just got a feeling and I have to be honest with the gigglers Mm-hmm. I got a feeling of jealousy. I'm gonna say it. I got a feeling of jealousy because I miss the make out stage. Yeah. Do you know when he hasn't even seen your pussy lips yet?

And all you're doing is kissing, and you're just like, there's all this like, what if? What's it gonna be? That's hot. I'm never gonna have that again unless I divorce my man. Can I tell you something? I don't really do that phase, that stage.

Because you're a slut. No, it's not really, that phase, that stage. Because you're a slut. No, it's not really, it's not that. This is like when you first get home, before you've hooked up for the first time, and you're like in the kitchen, or you're like on the couch, and you're kissing. Like that's what, and you're like,

you're about to rip each other's clothes off, but you don't know what it is. This has become an erotic a novel, guys. I'm, see, okay, I feel like I don't do that. What do you do? I'm trying to think like I give a hand job. What do you do? I don't know, but I'm not like,

like even in my relationship now, like I, Craig's always like you never kiss, like I'm never gonna go up to you for a kiss, like I'm not a kisser. You just do anal. No. No, I'm trying to think like, okay, how have I literally ever had sex with a man before?

But like, I know what you're saying, but I just can't believe it. You're literally the diplo of women. It doesn't last too long, but you know like when you're making out and you get a little tingle and you're like, oh, I think this is gonna be good And yeah, people don't make out for like crazy months of time But I just thought like that was that early on makeup where like you could tell they were like so excited like what's it gonna be?

Like they're gonna have sex and it's probably gonna be like fine and then they're gonna move on with their lives But this is that like exciting time when like Your imagination is going wild and the possibilities are endless. But fucking Harry Styles, I feel like in your head is gonna be this crazy experience, but like at the end of the day, he's just a dude. Same with him, Rhonda.

Yeah, she has large lips and large tits, but they're normal people trying to have fun. I'm happy for her though, in terms of getting out of a bad relationship and now making out with all your celebrity crushes. I love that. And I hope her ex was jealous of these men. I love that she's just like all around town doing her damn thing because I love seeing like who she randomly is gets matched with and like who she picks. I like that she's out Pete Davidson and he's Davidson to be like what you're doing is actually not that hard. I think she's our Pete Davidson.

She's, I'm, I'm Emra da's future ex-girlfriend. Here's the crazy, the crazy component to it though. So there are like a lot of people reporting that Harry, Olivia and Emra da had had a threesome prior. Then I was seeing people say like, no, that's not true at all, that Olivia and Emrauto were friends or our friends. And that after they broke up, like that's when Emily started hanging out with Harry. But then Harry and Olivia started talking again. So Olivia feels like a little bit betrayed.

This is all alleged. I feel like Olivia is in the drama always, and I don't. Yet like how? Also, she's doing her, she's in court with Jason right now, and Jason wanted like, Alimony and all of that stuff to be moved to New York,

not in California, because I guess if it's in California, he's gonna have to pay her more. And it just got denied that it can't get moved to New York and now it's in California. I'm a Jason. I'm a Jason Sidenka. Scream to Jason.

I agree. More money, more problems. And we rarely take the man's side. Rarely. We rarely do. And I'm not even taking his side. I just. We're taking his overhares.

Yeah, I just like him better. Whatever. This is my thing. If you're gonna gonna make out make out in the car right Right, like everyone knows how to be sneaky like when you're that public Everything is a conscious decision so that right I step out of a private place You are on you're an awareness and I think like they were just like it was I think it's almost like they get turned on by it Like let's make out in front of all these cameras. It's like reality TV and I told and I would totally get that like Hey, let's just like go be pictured like making out like I think that's funny like whatever do your thing

But if it's true that she is friends with Olivia Kind of like a fuck you to be like well now there's paparazzi pictures of us making out But this the thing with this industry. What is friends? so like They they might literally not even know each other at events They have each other's number they were at his concert together Oh, so they're definitely Like hang out by yourself status. Oh, I mean, I don't know how close,

but it's also like at that level of fame and like whatever, you're not just going and like randomly hanging out with like some actress at a Harry Styles concert. Like that, someone's texting someone and inviting them. That's not like. It's a weird situation too, because it's not like why'd you have to make out

with Brad and accounting? You know I like Brad and accounting. Like this because it's not like why did you have to make out with Brad in accounting? You know I like Brad in accounting like this is Harry Styles like everyone likes Harry Styles You're like a really bad You feel for the one bartender that I had a crush on It's so true. It's so true, but here's the thing It's so true. It's so true, but here's the thing. Everybody's in their own bubble. Like, okay, the Vanderpump thing just happened.

That's like a reality, they're in like a reality TV bubble. These people are in like a different category of bubble. Like they don't even get to meet. Unless you're like Zach Efron, who like randomly dated that waitress one time. Like they don't get to meet Brad from Accounting, you know? Brad from Accounting is probably like mysterious to them, but this is the thing. You know what bubble I want to know about?

The Justin Bieber, Kardashian, Hadid bubble, because there's all these rumors going around, and I'm spreading them. I apologize. I was on TikTok the other night and I saw someone do at your video when the girl was talking about Hey, what's your name? And I and it had nothing about you like the girl who do edit it didn't like say anything about you She just used like your video is like her jumping off point, but I Haven't laughed so

Just like seeing your video and then it cutting to like the whole thing. I'm like this is amazing that she her video is the Start of it which video was it the one when the girl was like talking about science or not Scientology the church What is the church that they're in again? Oh, yeah? That's the one that I deleted because hailey damn yes, yes. Yes, the one that started it all. It was still making the rounds. I had like a time where I was pizza bagel girl online, briefly, because I posted this video that was like, I'm half Jewish, half Italian.

So some people call me a pizza bagel and other people call me annoying. Yeah. But then people kept cropping it and being like, I'm half this and half that and people call me this. And that went on for like a very long time. Yes, I remember that one. I'm actually totally cool with being pizza-pig-a-girl. But anyway, this conspiracy is online that like, Kendall's been with Justin Khloe Kardashian. Do you remember when she hung out with Justin briefly,

Khloe Kardashian? Neaming Courtney, Courtney. Sorry, Courtney. Yeah, that was a weird time. That was a lawless time in pop culture. Lawless, wow. This is the biggie. I don't have a sister, but I'm not fucking the same dude,

my sister's fucking, like that seems like polygamy. Did you see the conspiracy theory that Christianer paid Selena Gomez's makeup artist to ruin her makeup at the MacGala? It's just, it's a conspiracy theory I don't believe, but it's what I love. Like I love it. Like when she was like really tan. Yes.

Pater $800,000. I don't think that's true. I don't. But like it's just. I would't, but like, it's just- I would do so much more for so much less, you know what I mean? Oh my god. 800 grand. Oh my god, I'm burning her house down.

Why? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 800 grand. I'll cut her ear off. Yeah. But then there's even further conspiracy theories about like, Kendall and Bella,

you know how they used to hang out all the time. They used to date. Right? Isn't it that they used to date? Yes. Yes, but then there were rumors after Vanity Fair or something that Kendall and Gigi were making out. That, I don't care, like Gay or Straight, that's your sister, no.

Hannah, you never know. No, but I'm saying like, if Kendall was dating Bella, you can't make out with Gigi. That's so weird. Right. Then you can't then go make out with Gigi. Something definitely big happened that they all don't even hang out anymore. I think that's... I think there's... it's so interesting because they were all like joined at the head. Like they were always out together. Now Bella's never out with them, ever. Yeah, I mean, I know she has a boyfriend, but still, like there's also rumors that they might have broken up.

So maybe she's like going through a breakup or Bella was in hiding because like something happened with her plastic surgery, but there was just a picture of her. So I think she's like, Oh, your plastic surgery started to sad after two years and she has to revamp it. Okay. Also, people are saying Selena and Zayn are dating.

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that either. There's something about it, I was just like, mm, no. But I kind of feel like if Justin Bieber and the weekend had a baby, it would be Zayn. Yeah. I thought about it.

Oh my God, that's kind of perfect. I just, I picture, I don't know who I picture Selena Gomez with, but it's not him. I picture her with someone better than him. No, I want her with someone, I want her with Brad from accounting. Yeah. Like I want her with someone normal who's like,

but someone who is as elite as her. Like I want her to marry like some billionaire, like generational wealth. Yeah, I just want her to be with like an older, tired, like big producer type dude, who's just like, come chill with me in my mansion and relax, you've been through a lot. That's how I feel too.

That's what I want for her. But Zane, he was coming off of the drama where apparently he had like a fist fight with Yolanda Hadeed, which like, what? Or like he shot, like that all like got really heated and then just went quiet. Was quiet. I feel like the Kardashians help the Hadeeds

and help the beavers in terms of mitigating press. Wow. For what, they were saying your London's ain't thought about. Like, she was claiming that he hit her. I just, or not hit her. I think maybe like shoved her or something. I just feel like that would have been a dresser. Shoulder into a dresser.

Yeah, I just feel like that would have been a bigger deal. And when all of like, your London's clips were resurfacing from when she was on housewives, like I just feel like everyone kind of like glossed over that too. Like if it was someone else, I feel like that would have been blown up.

Like Yolanda is queen of the, yeah, queen of the almond moms. Like her and Guana probably like drink water together, you know? Like. So I feel like they help. The Zane situation was like, that's bad. Like that's like. Yeah, like they have a baby together. Real accusations being thrown around and then it went quiet.

So I can't like make an educated opinion on Zane and Selena because I was like, I thought we were mad at him. Like mad. Like if someone touches my mother. But then people like did he or did, or did she just saying that? True. Like she was just hungry. No problem.

I was like, I was trying to feed her. What did you think of Haley posting that thing on Instagram? Oh, Selena. Yeah. When I saw it, I was like, well, a, no shit. She's been, Haley's been getting destroyed for, it's been years now. It seemed like she had a gun to her head. Like she was like, hey guys, Haley is

getting death threats. Please stop. Right? Stop bullying her. Like there was no like if she really wanted to end, she would have said something else. Instead she just said like it kind of came out like, hey, I hate this bitch, but can you please stop attacking her? Did she even say her name? She said Haley Bieber. Oh, okay. She said like full name. Like it seemed like a PR type thing. If she really wanted to end, there's so many more quality ways for it to do it. But the thing is, I don't think she wants it to end because I think she's like, you deserve it, bitch. And then Selena posted like, so many big things coming for the summer.

And I was like, I feel like that was her type of revenge. Like I'm so booked and busy, and I have a career. And we're worrying about getting hate on social media. I do have to say Selena seems like glowing after this hate campaign. Like she seems like always right in the world. She's gotten her revenge and took her career. I was just gonna say she sat back and she waited for her revenge and she was like, I will sit here for as long as it takes.

And when it happens. I mean, think about it. If someone is like, you dislike someone a lot and they've hurt you in whatever ways, and then they reach out to you to be like, please tell everyone to stop hurting me. You're like, okay, I think the battle has been won. Yeah. And I will take the, I will be nice.

So Selena not only looks like, really nice, but she looks like she took the high road against these girls who had bullied her. So I mean, Selena is thriving right now. But then there's all these conspiracies about like how Justin Bieber was trying to marry Selena. And Selena said no. And Justin Bieber's friend like during the wedding posted

like how are you gonna go from someone saying no to you to just the next person to say yes kind of thing which feeds into the whole conspiracy. But then people are saying that Justin, because he got in trouble in America, was not going to be able to make money in America and was going to have to like sell his rights or I don't know the business behind it. But the whole reason he married. Then they married Haley was they talk about how he wanted to get married for like, and

apparently that's like stopping suit. Lots are short. I think in the next couple of years we'll learn more about the situation. Right, like by no means are Selena, Haley, and Justin, like, is this done? Here's the other thing. They dated, they were so young. Like, they were so young, but like,

you know that first love is so good. That's like, make out love. And they know that first love is so good. That's like make out love. And they were also so famous and so rich. So it's not like they were doing normal 20 year old things. They loved drugs. They loved drugs. And that is just... I just think Justin's the kind of ex who doesn't leave you alone.

Yeah. You know what I mean, like, if he and Haley ever broke up, you know he's like you up. He sends like a laughing emoji to like your story. And you're like dude, or fucking kidding. I'm like you have a family. You have a family. You have a family.

Go call your children, stop leaving fire emojis on Instagram models pages. But I do have to say yeah yeah Justin Bieber has been through a lot in his career. Just fame is fucked up There are levels to fame and once you get to a certain level of fame. Yeah, it's fucked and um I hope the money's worth it. Selena level is is terrifying Selena. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm actually on the ground floor right now in Utah, where Gwyneth Paltrow is having her ski trial. Wait, is it literally, it's literally like a couple miles away. Wait, this is breaking news.

You're literally a field reporter reporting live. You have a sign. I'm gonna blow it up.. We got the goods on the when the pouches all men's in your pocket and they she walks out. So I like still I don't really get technology but like I was like in bed and does like was on YouTube and just

started watching the trial and I was like wait this is this is like Johnny Depp Amber herd, her type shit. Yeah. So I watched the trial with Des. And what were like some people were saying that it was like so funny at some parts because it was just, she was like, she lost her half a day of skiing.

OK, so I have to say the headlines are really coming for Gwen, Neth, Gwen, whatever. And it's not how it looks. Like, Gweneth is being, and I'm not coming being like, I'm a huge Gweneth fan. Like, there's a lot of things to not like about her. She's an mom and mom. She's a nipple baby. And she sells her pussy juices and candles for like, too much money. But I like, I like her. I can't, I like her. Like she's herself. At least she's owning it. She's not like pretending.

Yeah, she wants to be an almond mom, letter being almond mom, you know? Like, so long story short, she's been skiing her entire life. She's good skier. She's on a green at Deer Valley resorts. This guy, they had an accident. And 10 years later, he's coming out being like,

this accident has affected me. Like, the daughter said he's angrier now. He said he can't enjoy wine tastings. His memory is worse. And she's like, you were 60 now, you're 70, you're an aging man. Also, maybe you can't taste wine because you had COVID. I don't know, maybe something happened

in the last 10 years that would have effected your smell. So at first, I'm like, this sounds weird to me. But then I am so on Gwen's side because I listen to every question in this case. Basically, she goes, not only did I not hit him, he hit me. And the way I know he hit her is because she confirmed that she did curse him out. Like after the accident, they were like,

did you not yell at him and like say like, what the fuck? And she was like, I did. Cause he hit me. You don't want to curse out someone if you hit them. Right. Right. Like you'll be like, sorry.

Or even if you're mad, you're not gonna be like, what the fuck dude? I know skiing. When someone like hits you, you're like, you really feel like assaulted and you're like, dude, what the fuck? Like, and she's also very experienced ski around a green. She's not out of control on a green.

Right. As a ski, you know, accident prone queen. As a ski and not a. As a ski and not know, accident prone queen. A fishy and not a... A fishy and not a... As an Olympic skier. I was very passionate about this. What happened, the reason why she said I lost half a day, that it was this lawyer who's so fucking annoying, who keeps like, you could tell she likes Gwyneth,

like she wants me right now. She's Gwyneth, such a fan. She's like, you look so cute today. She keeps like, I mean, I know you would have worn something cute on the mountain but then she says something like so annoying and mean because she's like how tall are you and Gwen is like five nine she's like oh I mean I wish No like she keeps doing that but then saying like horrible mean things to a queser of stuff she's like see your a liar but like you're so cute on the mountain

but you're a liar and Gwen it's like what I'm not lying she's like, see you're a liar. But like, you're so cute on the mountain, but you're a liar. And Gwen is like, well, I'm not lying. She's focusing on the fact that Gweneth is suing him for a dollar. And she goes, so you're suing him for a dollar, but you're also making him pay your legal fees. So it sounds like it's not a dollar. And she's like, well, I don't want to like lose money on the case, and like, I want the lawyers to be paid,

but I'm just suing him symbolically for a dollar. And the lady's like, but it's not a dollar, if it's illegal fees. And I'm like, why are we fighting about this? The point is, I think he asked for a small amount of money, like 300 grand is small for Gwyneth, because he thought she would just pay it and be like, I don't want to,

but she's showing up to court. You know that she has Pilates classes. She's showing up to court saying, I'm not gonna let this guy take advantage of me. Okay, I'm very passionate about this. No, we're team Gwyn here. Okay, they're trying to court saying, I'm not going to let this guy take advantage of me. Okay, I'm very passionate about this. No, we're team Gwen here. Okay. They're trying to say that because she was paying for private lessons, like she was with

a ski instructor too, and the ski instructor left her information. They were trying to say that she paid him off because she paid him off to say that it wasn't her fault in the accident and they're like, did you tip him? And she's like, I hope I did. And they were like, do you believe him a big tip? And she's like, I hope I left him a big tip. Like he was great with my kids. And they were trying to be like, so you're paying him.

And he's leaving the information. And she's like, you have to pay the skiing instructor. It was, wait, this sounds like award-winning television. It's a, but also the whole time, she like, she has like a little smirk, but she's being like, after watch her, like Amber Herd was like strange, very strange on trial. This is the most least dramatic, like rich people trial I've ever seen. Like, can someone shit on someone's ski boots or something?

Like this is, like nothing happened. The guy clearly like hit her and she fell on him because they got entangled. But Hannah, he can't taste wine. Justice for him. But it's so embarrassing because his daughter spoke out, like he yells at me now, he's horrible. And it's like, oh, I don't think that's

cause you collided with Gwen and Poucher on a green. When I thought she was like, we were going slow. I know this with skiing, cause I'm spastic. She basically, I know exactly what happened. She said that his skis kind of got interlocked with her skis and then they kind of like had a moment they fell over. Now, the lady was like, what are the chances? His skis can get in between the 18 inches of your skis.

When you collided with the skier, that's what happens. Your skis get connected. Like, I've done that. I've done what does like 10 times. When he's like, stop and I can't stop. And then we fall on each other and then we almost get divorced. So anyway, Justice for granted. Honestly, Guine thing needed this PR.

Is that when we got a little bit of a moment the past couple of weeks? And she looks great. I think she looks great. I mean, her glasses are giving like a little bit of a moment the past couple of weeks and she looks great. I think she looks great I mean her glasses are giving like a little bit serial killer like a Jeffrey Dahmer vibe, but I Like that she's up there on the stand like she's being nice But she is being snarky. Honestly, she could have been such a bitch She could have been like yeah, I don't want here. And this is fuck off. She could have given a fucking new gamble of like,

this is an inconvenience for me. But she's like, I'm here, I'm answering your questions. Put it one point, when it's like, sorry, what's your name again? And it was like. Wait, Gwen said that to the lady. She was like, is it Kristen? Is it Kristen?

And the lady was like, yeah, it's Kristen. She was like, okay, Kristen, no, I'm not lying. I got hit. And then I know that these motherfuckers are lying about her, because one of the witnesses says that he saw Gwyneth with the guy from Coldplay on the mountain. And she's like, that's my first husband. Like, I was not with him.

I was with my current husband. And like clearly they found out that she was famous and we're just trying to wait. Wait, wait, the guy is saying that Gwyneth was on the mountain with. Yeah. This witness was like, I saw her and she was with the guy from Coldplay on the mountain. I saw it. And then the woman kept being like, so were you wearing your ski helmet? And she was like, yes, because I like to be in Cognito on the mountain. And she's like, oh, so people don't recognize you. So he definitely didn't know it was you.

And she was like, well, he knew it was me. Because afterwards, I had to give my information. And she's like, well, why would you yell if you want to be in Cognito? Like, all these like stupid things. And she's like, well, I was upset in the moment, the adrenaline hit. And I got hurt. And she goes, also I was upset in the moment the adrenaline hit and I got hurt She goes also I have been recognized on the mountain before even though I have my skiger on I also kind of love the cheese suing him for one dollar

How amazing so that's what Taylor Swift did in her case and they tried to be like are you trying to be like Taylor Swift and she goes I actually I don't know Taylor. We're not friends. This is what I'm doing. Like they're trying to make it like this, like, she's this like annoying celebrity. And she's like, look, I'm a mom who happens to be very rich and when skiing.

But it is crazy. She was like, so afterward, what did you do? Did you get a massage? And she's like, like they're trying to make her look like she's just as like, rich bitch. And she's like, you know, after I fell, my hip was hurting. And I said, this guy, there's a text that says,

like, this guy hit me, I, my hip hurts, I'm gonna go get a massage. And she's like, so I got a massage. Like she's just owning her shit. Yeah. So today, the, her ski instructor's going on trial. So they're gonna try to make it's like, so I got a massage. Like, she's just owning her shit. And so today, the her ski instructor's going on trial, so they're gonna try to make it look like Gwyneth forced him to do something or paint him off.

So that's gonna be good. I'm into it. I'm into it. Hannah, thank you for being in Salt Lake City, reporting live for us and really getting in there. I'm in the Mormon community right now. I'm a prophet now in the community. I've been here for five days.

I learned so much about Mormonism. Like on stage, asking people questions. Wait, give me top two. Okay, top two is soaking Israel. I cannot believe you just said that because I just heard that term for the very first time like a week ago and I've been enthralled with it. Okay, so for people who don't know,

soaking is the guy puts his dick inside of you and you don't move. You don't move. And I was like on stage, I'm like, can you do a kegol? Like what, what happens? But sometimes they call, they do this thing where someone else moves the bed. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, what is the point? What is their point of like that soaking is better than like? So they're not having actual sex. Cause like they're not doing it. But I'm like, you insert insert like I don't understand it But then I know they do armpits. They do back in knees sometimes wait Who's the person that has to shake the bed like is that a family member that gets picked? Is that like an outside third party? Is that something that's a question?

I got that's just a threesome like that's a threesome It's freaky or then sex But like soaking is real, because I was like, what are the bad boy Mormons doing? And they're like soaking. But then like if you're not a virgin, they're like, oh, I can't marry you in the temple. So like we can't date.

This is, and also Mormon is a spectrum. Like there's more extremists, but there's a lot of the people that came to my show were like ex-Mormons. Like Gays who were like, I used to be Mormon. Yeah. Now I'm not. Like people who were born in the church and then they ex-communicate. Also, I found out that Mormons, they can't drink coffee, but they do adderol.

That seems... That's what I said. I said, adderol is nerdy cocaine. I just posted a clip about it. But they were like, if it's for medical reasons, we know you're starting it to stay up late. That's what I said. I said, I don't know. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, scene. And then there was one guy who was like, I don't curse because I'm Mormon. But he was Spanish and he's like, but I curse in Spanish. And I'm like, so you think the Mormon God can't speak Spanish like this fucking dummy. He doesn't know that I'm saying shit in Spanish. And I was like, this is why, like I met some fucking characters.

Like, I love that. I'm gonna start using it. And we're like, I didn't say that because I said it in Spanish. So I'm just gonna start curting everyone out. Like, but it was Spanish. But it was in Spanish, it doesn't count. But also, I was kind of offended because I've been here for five days with Des.

Very public that I'm here. Not one couple has asked us to swing. That's how I felt about not getting kidnapped in Mexico. You're it's drawing up for you're like I know it's gonna happen. You have a hotel room. You saw me there. A lot. Yeah like what more do I have to do? Des has been skiing all day. He comes back. We do two shows. He's exhausted like. He's he's gone every single day.

to shows he's exhausted. Like he's gone every single day. He like right now he's skiing. He's skied every day and he'll be like, oh you missed it. There was this huge blizzard and we all got stuck on the top of the thing and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna pay you by a minute. I was just there. Craig sent me a TikTok where these people like, I don't know if they had just gotten married or they got married at the top of the mountain, but like all of their wedding party

was skiing down the mountain in their dresses and like fur coats and like champagne. He was like, doesn't look so fun. And I was like, that's my literal nightmare. N-Night, imagine I just made everyone in a, in my wedding party, ski down a mountain. Just the era falling down the mountain in the bikini. Like that seems miserable, miserable.

No, Craig, that's keep it in your head. I was like, that's so fun for them, so fun for them. I also found out this weekend that does is like really good at beatboxing and I don't know if that's an egg. Oh! I love when like a random things come up that you're like I wonder if the girls have ever dealt with this before like it's something so out of the norm. You ever been with a beat boxer? Okay, this is says way more about me. One of my really bad, uncommon, X that sometimes if Craig

says really nice things, not about me. Not about me, not to anyone. Things that are very... I'm trying to think of an example. Things that really sweet? Totally. Yeah, things that are like, like the flower smell nice today. Yes, definitely sometimes stuff like that. Like, okay, the other day he was like, you know, I really wanna like,

I just, he said the word philanthropy and like he just said something that was so nice. It was so nice and I was like, oh my God, that's so nice. And then I was like, why am I feeling like this? Is the thing you say you want a nice guy, but then we're attracted to serial killers Well, you have a gorgeous man who wants to do philanthropy like says such an async the one day He was like I want like I want to buy all of those like you always out sees those tic-tacs where like people are color blind

And like their girlfriend or something buys them, like the colorblind glasses. And he was like, I want to buy a million of those and just send them all out. So whole say things like that that are so nice. And every once in a while, whole say something and I'll just be like, gross. And I'm like, it really is, it's just me projecting. And I just, I can't. I have to tell people, Paige and I have this incredible idea of pranking people on Bravo. And we thought of this amazing idea of having housewives go to a charity event with children

with cancer and having the children just have so much fun. We should say our whole idea because if someone ever tries to like say that they're doing it or like that becomes a television show, we can see them. We have it recorded here. We came up with punked

but just specifically bravo people and we pitched it as like if Ramona wanted to punk Louan But we didn't use the word punk like she would be setting it up So we would film Ramona being like I'm gonna set this up and then we would also film Louan getting set up And it's so easy to film because they're filming so the reality TV show And so you don't have to explain camera. We wanted to do one on chef We're like Craig borrowed the dog and then Craig tells him that he lost little Craig. Yeah.

Or brings back to the dog and he's like, this is a little Craig and he's like, that's not little Craig. But we gave him the wrong dog. Remember, we came up with one for Neenie that was like, she brings her car to a valet. She like, gives it to the valet. Then when she comes back, they give her the wrong car.

And they're like, you gave me this. And energy like people freak out. They give her a Mazda Yeah, it was such a good idea. They were like I want we want to do Teresa Judy's where like we get Melania we want to get Melania to like show up with a face tattoo one day Yeah, I wanted a face tattoo and like like, that was so bad. We came up with so many random good ones. We pitched the show and they were like, it got pretty far.

It got pretty far, but then they were like, no, we're not. But it would be so easy to film. If anyone wants to make that show, that's what it is. But now all these prank shows are coming back. Did you see there's one with Eric Andre? It's like prank shark tank where people pitch their pranks to like him and some jackass guys Okay, they decide if it's like a good prank or not

No, prank show because prank shows are always going to be funny because people freaking out is always going to be Funny, I think it would have done so well because There's like Bravo programming. There's nothing really on during the day. I also think like we could have done like because it's all under NBC like we could have done like E stuff too. Like so people like the Bella twins. I don't know. But it just means that because if they're filming for their show they wouldn't be like you wouldn't even have to really set up hidden cameras because they would know oh there's cameras were filming our reality show like it just made like we and we know so many reality TV people we know like who would be

good slash like we know little things about them that would like earth the show I would literally love to prank shisha like I think she'd be a great prank oh my gosh I think she she I think she'd be like whatever situation she was in I think she'd be a great prank. Oh my gosh. I think she, she, she, she, I think she'd be like whatever situation she was in. I think she'd be adorable. Like it would just be. I want to prank Lala. I would be scared to prank Lala.

I'm gonna shit my pants. But I think that she'd give like the best reaction. Also, James would be funny. James would be very funny. Anyone yelling in an accent is funny. I want to prank James were like We for whatever reason when it goes to DJ It just keeps playing like the wheels on the bus go round around

Nothing like hire him to do this massive gig and like for whatever reason he can't like we break something and and like for whatever reason he can't like we break something and oh we cut off we cut all the audio and it's only we'll send us we probably start wrapping over it does jump in a beat box oh my god I just had a memory of two member when James with DJ and Raquel would just like stand there yeah that was creepy she probably was getting the egg for sure I would oh god wait one last little thing, because I just started watching the new season of Love Is Blind. Did you see Nicolay Shea?

I got her, like, has to go to anger management. Oh my God, I saw. Nicolay got in trouble for, like, grabbing a paparazzi, not the person. I think grabbed the camera, not, like, not the person. I think grab the camera, not like grabbed the car and has to go to anger management classes and I kind of love it though because I want like the,

I want like the Nikola Shea and Lindsey Lohan and like that pair of people to come back and be famous again. Same cause they deserve it. But part of me also was like wait, like I feel like paparazzi, they're fucked up. Like paparazzi does horrible things and like invades people's privacy, not stop.

Part of me is like, anger management for dealing with paparazzi, don't you get like, I don't know. I feel like people have done worse to paparazzi. There are entire companies that like paparazzi, don't you get like, I don't know. I feel like people have done worse to paparazzi. There are entire companies that like paparazzi, like we're paparazzi sue people because they... Oh my God, I was trying to explain to Daz, he was like, this is insane.

Like you get sued if you post a photo of yourself on Instagram. So you're not even monetizing it. You're just putting it on Instagram for like a photo that someone happened to take of you view and they'll sue you saying that is my work. I got sued. What? Yeah. I got sued because. Okay, so obviously like when from page news was on and popping like I was

oh, especially during COVID, I was always posting like paparazzi pictures. And I had posted a paparazzi picture of, I think it was Sophie Turner when she was pregnant for the first time. Yeah. And whoever the paparazzi guy was, is sued me that I didn't give him credit. And when I first got the email,

I remember reading the email and I showed it to Craig who's a fucking lawyer and he was like, this looks like a scam. Like, you're not getting sued, just ignore it. And I was like, it's like that text message from that person, it's fine. He was like, it's fine. And so, I was like, no, there's something, no way. Like, I think this is real. Like, my stomach sank.

So, I sent it to my agency and sure enough, like I was getting sued and we had to like come to an agreement. But then I also like at the same time, I was like, no, I'm literally getting sued and I kind of love that for me. Like it was like I just, I had to call my lawyer, you know, and it was like a little moment. I actually would milk it for a year, like people would call me and be like, are you going out tonight? And I'm like, sorry, I'm getting sued right now. I'm sick in the middle of the lawsuit.

And it's so drunk. I like, I like, I like a bitch to my husband and I'm like, I'm getting sued right now! No, I was two years ago. Then when it became a thing, I said to Craig, I was like, aw, hello! I'm never hiring you. You literally told me to ignore it. I mean, in his defense, it was the sketchiest fucking email and it was like, if you don't respond by this date,

like legal action will be taken. And I was like, like, so. Can you legally tell me what the settlement or agreement was? I'll tell you offline because I don't, I genuinely don't know. No! Did you have to pay any money? Yes, I had to pay money. Yes.

No! Mm-hmm. Because I didn't want to go to court. Although like now I'm thinking like I could have a guanath moment. But no, I didn't want to go in to trial because like, what? I hit it, so I just paid. It wasn't more than five grand. No, it wasn't more than 5,000.

Oh, okay. But here's the other thing, this usually only happens to like, like how this guy even found me as crazy because like, this happens to like Kim Kardashian if she's posting a picture of herself, you know? Like, it's not happening to low level. Also, like if you screened it, there's like a good chance that you would have had like the credit on the bottom, like you probably got unlucky with how it,

if you got put on the screen, like your head was covering it. Yeah, it was like so random. And now obviously I'm like a target in the legal world. And maybe it's because I got out of jury juice. So now we have to do a tax evasion. We can't post, what the fuck? But this is my thing, like Nicholas Shaye, part of me is like, did Vanessa like want him to go to AA?

Like did she use this as an excuse to get him in AA? Something's going on there. Between the two of them. Something's going on there. Because when I, I think Love is Blind is such an interesting show, this past season, they've made it very reality TV and took the authenticity and the experiment almost a way. It seems itgy. They want the little dramas.

Yeah, and I was like, you guys aren't that type of show. I don't care about the wholesomeness of it. Yeah, and it's like, I don't't that type of show. Like, I don't care about the wholesomeness of it. Yeah, and it's like, I don't care about these people enough to like watch them fight. Like, I just wanna see if they love the person they picked or they don't. Like, I don't need the other, the extra. But at the reunion last year,

Vanessa got like very emotional and she just felt like very, like she cried during it. And I was like, you're not even, you're hosting. That's like, like, you're not even, like, you're not even, you're not even crying. And he like made these people's careers. He doesn't even give a shit about how he's like, he's talking about like,

he's been like assaulted by Teresa. And he's like, okay, that was good for reading. He's like, laughed, yeah, he was like, this is amazing. It's because love is blind, God's so popular that now the kind of people that are going on it are the ones who are down to do stuff to get attention on TV. The casting was very weird.

The first season really was so good because you're like, this is so cool. I just wanna know, some of the people this season freak me out. Like I want to know if they do like background checks and like, oh, I mean, I think the love is blind. Like I thought everyone was too good looking. Like I want people with no teeth.

See, okay, I'm the opposite. When I watch TV, like I want people to be so insanely good looking that I can't look away. Like I love it. But for love is blind, how funny would it be for a girl with no teeth to be chosen over a model? Like that's why I want to watch love is blind. I don't want to watch all these hot people like be like, oh, like she like sport. It's more on the normal side than like, oh my god, this is like unrealistic people.

Or like throwing some really hot people. Yeah, there's rarely like very hot guys. Like very rare. There's maybe like one or two that you're like, yeah, he's like good looking, but there's never like. There's no hot guys. No, no, no bar. It's very interesting in the casting.

The girls are definitely prettier. This season one of our producers for Summer House worked on that show. Wait, what? One of our producers on Summer House worked on Love Is Blind. Oh, yeah. The tea. Finally, did you see Sydney's Sweeney's Bronco Stick? Oh, that she fixes up cars. Yeah, it was all over the internet. Like, her looking hot and overalls. Her TikToks are like a man's dream. Like, she was giving?

Like, I met a new guy and he was like, you know, like, cars sometimes. And I suddenly was like, under a Bronco being like, I love to fix cars. I love cars. Exactly what it was. Like, she was like under a Bronco being like, I love to fix the cars. I love that thing. That's exactly what it was. Like she was like in between scenes, I would just like fix my Bronco.

I'm like, what guy are you talking to who said that he likes a Bronco wants? And I don't mean to come for her passion, but it's giving pick me. It's giving us when the first time we ever skied. We didn't want to be there. We. We didn't want to be there. We knew we didn't want to be there, but we had to do that. We had all the gear.

Yeah, we were like, I love it. I do this, I do this whenever I wake up before I go to bed. I love it. I guess Broncos, though, like apparently in LA, everyone wants a vintage Bronco. Did you hear about this? No. It's like a thing, like all the influences want a vintage Bronco, like you hear about this? No. It's like a thing like all the

influencers want a vintage Bronco like Victoria Paris wanted it. It's like hard to find. So I guess she got her Bronco and she like learned to fix it and she wants I guess she wants to show her related. I see it's just so crazy how different New York is from my life. Could you imagine anyone in New York fixing up a Bronco? You know that's what it is. That's why we're so thrown off. I actually I remember when I was getting recruited for some schools in the South, one of the coaches called me and he's like,

hey, I'll pick you up at the airport with my truck. And I was like, are you whole? Like, what truck are you? But in the South, like having trucks is like a thing. But I literally was like, a hub truck? Like what truck? What kind of eight wheeler truck are you bringing? Also picking up from the airport is very, is very stuff.

No one, imagine me picking someone up from the Gordia. No. If can I fucking go for it? You nut job. So, but like, I mean, it's cool. I like it, but like, it was so stylized that I was like, I was like, what are we trying to get out of this? Right.

And easy. Yeah, that's my thoughts. Those are my thoughts. Before we wrap it up, I just have one more question for you, which is very pressing about spring fashion. OK, I love pressing questions. Are wedges back in style? love pressing questions. Are wedges back and style?

Well, this is the hardest question I've ever asked you. I mean, I have been seeing them a lot, and I really, I don't like them. I've never, for whatever reason, I, I mean, I used to wear them. I think they are back. I think that I probably will buy a pair. But it's, this one's a hard one for me because I feel like I really swore them off so hard.

Like after I was done with that era. Yeah, you were like ill. I was like, ill, how could I have ever worn them? I love to watch it wedges because as someone who can't walk in heels, it was like so comfortable in the evening. Except you'll break your fucking ankle and a wedge True if you hit a edge of a sidewalk you're done your ACLs torn. Yeah, like here's the thing other heels you can

Fall more with less likely of an injury a wedge. I mean, it's higher stakes It's you fall you do want you don't think about falling and you broke your ankle Like there's no give there there's no leeway. A high wedge is like just walking on stilts. Yeah, you're really rolling the ball, rolling the dice. Maybe there'll be like a modern kind of wedge that comes out that doesn't remind us of just like college, you know? I think it's more like it's the wedge, the way we used to wear it, like what we used to wear it with.

True. Like, I don't wanna do a wedge in a mini skirt ever again. I'll never do a wedge in a mini skirt ever again. I'm gonna see you with denim shorts. Never again, no, I'll never do that. But like, maybe a wedge with like a linen flare pant, I would do that. Okay, it's just everything is coming back

and like, I'm here wearing low-rise pants and cargoes and fucking, you know, uggs. So like, let's- No, it's crazy. But this is a thing. Take our money. But like, what's next, you know? I like the 90s style. People are trying to do like mini scarves. It's so-

I love a mini scar. It's not so here. I wore a freaking flower chow- I know. That was crazy and iconic and no one talked about it. No one talked about it. I felt like a pomeranian. I had the cutest collar on.

I just wanted to shake my hand. Wait, you literally did. Oh my god, you gave collar vibes. You, I was literally like my owner's rich. Yeah. And I'm walking to take a shit. You pranks. You guys have to pick it up because I'm spoiled. Oh my god, you gave full pomeranian.

I love it. Well, anyway, guys, we are obsessed with you. We love you so much. We're going to be back in studio soon because we were back in our bullshit today on the Zoom. And we have shows coming up. Nashville, Texas, where everywhere in Texas, click the link in our bio.

We have a couple tickets left. I'm so excited for them. And we have New Merch coming out that we're really excited about, but the ski collection is doing great. So if you haven't gotten your ski, opera ski collection, get it now. Page you of any other updates. No, that's all.

Gorgeous. Talk to you guys later. Thanks for getting with us. Bye. updates. No, that's all. Gorgeous. Talk to you guys later. Thanks for giggling with us. Bye!