Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige in Italy, polygamists, and near death experiences

Episode Date: June 14, 2022

Paige is in Italy and Hannah watched a documentary about a guy who has 65 wives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm not coming home. Like I'm just, I'm just not. I live here now. I was up to saying, I looked at your Instagram and I'm like, she's an Italian travel blogger now and we lost her. I do wanna say though, the giglers such class because the amount of giglers I've met

in the country of Italy is insane. Yes, my vacation and just vacation. My dad, Flabbergasted, he's like, they listen to your podcast. Like I think my dad thinks our podcast is like this hobby that we have, which it totally is. Totally is, but also we have like based our whole lives around this podcast.

And so he's just like that's he literally says holy mackerel. Whatever that means. Oh my god, that's such a dad term. Oh boy. Oh boy. I, yeah, this reminds me of when I went to Puerto Rico and I found a gig where in the middle of a forest, I'm just like, oh my god, we are, are we international?

I mean, everyone's from America. No, but no, this is an international podcast. I've only been to Italy once when I was 16 for tennis tournament, so I cried the whole time, obviously. But it still was by far the best vacation. I mean, it wasn't a vacation trip I've ever been on. Where are you? Can you tell the gigglers what it's like to be an Italian princess? Yes, I will.

It is quite hard, but I'm going to do a giant. I will say, I'm going to do a whole post of recommendations of where I stayed and where I went to dinner because it is so many. When you're going on a trip, I feel like so many people are like, oh my God, you have to go here and you have to go there. And you must do this. And then when you get here, everything sounds the same. Like every restaurant is like, love, atita, la, la, la, la, and you're just like, wait, what?

I would freeze. I would freeze and order cheeseburger. I would freak out. I'm like freaking out. So I will do a post of every recommendation that I have. What was the question? Where are you? Where are you? So I'm in Capri.

That's how you pronounce it, Capri. Also not Capri, like Capri Sun. Also known as the birthplace of Capri Sun. I'm in Capri for four days. Then we are going to a town called Revello, and then we are going to a town called Positano. Yes. Okay. How did it feel when authentic Italian pasta touched your lips?

I know that this is a health and wellness podcast. Um, really, we just are lactose intolerant and we try to figure out ways to not be lactose intolerant without, you know, stopping eating dairy right without stopping eating lactose. It makes you realize just how shitty food is in America because not because of the taste because I will say that like I've been eating dinners here and I'm like this is really good but there are restaurants in New York City that like it's equally as good

like we do have great restaurants in New York. The one difference I will say is after eating a bowl of pasta here, there's no bloat. There's no bloat. There's no feeling of like, oh my god, I just ate so much. Like you feel like you're doing something good for your body, eating your midday pasta. I'm like, I have to take my vitamins. And that is gluten.

I remember they gave me like a chunk of Parmesan cheese with like a little prosciutto. Yep. And I was like, this is my vegetables for the day. They're breakfast here. Meat and cheese. It's like cake. Meat and cheese and cake.

And I'm just like, I'm down with it. I'm like, okay, don't tell me. How are the people? How are the authentic Italian people? This is also another very funny observation. So I have gone to a few different countries before and I always feel so ignorant as an American going to different countries because I'm like, I don't know the language, I can't even pretend to know the language.

And you feel like almost inadequate because I feel like every other country, they know their language and they also know English. And we just come there and we're like, you don't know English. You know? The Italian people are very nice. I will say they are very nice. But there are some people at the restaurants and stuff that like aren't that friendly. And so I was sitting there the one day and I was talking to my mom and I was like,

you know what I've realized? Like they're not like overly friendly. Like at the hotel they are, but like certain restaurants they're not. And then I sat there and I was like, wait. But like neither am I. And I'm Italian. And so then I was like, actually I like neither am I. And I'm Italian. And so then I was like, actually, I'm down with it.

Like be rude to me, I get it. And Italians are just real as fuck. And like they can't hide their emotions. Like when they're excited, they're excited. When they're angry, they're angry. They're passionate people. I love Mastere typing. Who, what was this like shoe guy?

That you heard in your story? So Capri, I guess is also known for like their shoes, which I am down with. And somebody told me this before I came and I was just like, okay, like that's so, like what a random thing. But like every other store you can go in, you pick like the color leather you

want and like the gems that go on it, they measure your foot and then they make the shoes right there. Like they make them for you. So I, pages like for anyone who's talking about me wearing fast fashion, I watched the guy literally make a shoe with his bare paws Literally and so I went I bought three pairs I bought two pairs for myself and one pair for my mom and my I took out my card and I paid and then I Got the card back and I was like oh fuck. I just put that on the giggly squad got the card back and I was like, oh fuck, I just put that on the giggly squad account. You run a gel. I'm reporting you. Immediately I was like, that's literally

embezzlement. Like I just took funds from my work account and bought shoes on them. And I started like freaking out and my dad was like, can't you just text Hannah and say that you accidentally use the card and you'll like deposit money next week and I was like, oh yeah, but I like immediately thought I was going to jail. So now I have to go to a talent jail. I do have to let you know something since you've been gone stuff has been changing around here. Yeah, what's going on? since you've been gone, stuff has been changing around here. Yeah, what's going on? I posted this Amazon top, that's $33, that is, I mean, it's gorgeous.

And the internet subtly blew up, like not full blow up, like it was a subtle blow up. And not skinny, not fat, I'm into hers, posted that she bought the top that I posted. So I have to, I felt like I wanted to tell you before you found out from someone else before you got back. That's fine. That's totally fine because I mean, I'm a fashion influencer. And I don't want you to feel like I'm stepping on like your toes because I'm obviously like, we have different styles.

Right. Amanda basically like she DMed me and she was like, page two, and I was like, oh my god, don't speak about my friend like that, but you're right. It's so weird though, because I have a spot Saturday night, and it's like a really good spot at the stand, and it's not like done yet, because I'm just like using it to like test my material.

Yeah, yeah. So like if you want to come, that's totally fine, but like it's not, it's like a working set. Yeah, you're just working on material. Yeah. Do you have a special lined up? I really rather not say. Okay, one because I don't. So you do.

So you do. So I mean, I might be talking to Netflix just like, but I don't, I wanted to tell you first. Oh my god. No, but seriously anyone that shits on me for like posting Amazon clothes is just like, but it's the fucking best. Like every pair of sunglasses that I have been wearing on vacation, Amazon. Some people can't afford Italian leather makers. So yeah, sorry that I can't fly to coppery

every time I want a new pair of shoes. And I don't like page if you look, she doesn't only do profess fashion now. She does stuff that we can't afford. So I hope you guys are happy now. I know literally you guys embolyed me into spending my whole paycheck on expensive shit. I know.

And I love being a conscious consumer. I really do. However, I watch this thing on Netflix called Rotten. And it basically explains the whole chocolate industry is basically based on slavery in like West Africa. Like they don't pay the farmers. Every chakobar is you like basically feeding into slavery. Stop it.

Like water bottles bad, avocados bad, sugar bad. Wait, why are avocados bad? I've been saying that for years, but. I didn't watch that episode, but like, I think they treat it like drug money. And like there's like cartel wars about it. But that could be false. I am so against avocados.

It's not even funny. I actually have never seen you eat an avocado. What did they do to you? I think they're disgusting. Look, I love a guacamole dip. I love guacamole. But that is so different from putting it on your sandwich. I think that like it ruins so many good sandwiches.

I do have to say eggs with just like cut up avocado on top, the two textures. See you in small claims court. Do you know when you're like eating eggs and then they start to taste too much like eggs? I, I know what too much like eggs. I... I know what you're... Yes, I know. I get that with... Yes, with hard boiled eggs.

Sometimes I'm like, this is so eggy. And... Yeah. But it makes sense. Oh, so... You ever like eat a salad with chicken in it? And the chicken just tastes too much like chicken. Okay, I've never felt that because I love chicken,

but you do have a weird relationship with some types of meats. I know that about you. Yeah. And she's referring to men. You do get sick of certain meats. So are we doing like a gigley, a salami squad takes a tally or like a gigley squad torrent, Italy, like what's the plan?

Where do we go from here? Cause I feel like we this is part of who we are is Italy. Wait, one another something funny. A giggler sent me Britney Spears is like a wedding photo where it was like Madonna, Paris, Tilton, Selene and Gomez and they're like why is this giving me Salami squad vibes? I know I was kind of like come for someone else's brand. I was like, Hannah being compared to Britney Spears as a bride is so spot on. People are being mad like saying stuff about Britney like, why is her hair messy or whatever and I'm like, let her live. Like I spent three years on a reality show people saying I didn't shower.

Like let the girl sweat a little bit. Yeah, let her have a day. Let her have pores. I was gonna ask you, there's so much going on with this Britney Spears wedding. Have you, do you have any opinions? Have you been keeping up with it? Or are you just busy with Ravioli?

I'm gonna tell you something. I have only looked at my phone to take videos of myself and my scenery. I haven't looked at anything else or like, I saw that, I did see that her ex has been like broken to her home, which like, I didn't hate. It's like, oh my god, I got like mad that no one broken to my home on my wedding day.

As someone who wants to hire a person to object during my wedding just for the drama, I like didn't hate it. You know what's funny is we're like, Jason Alexander's the one that does that. I'm like, you were 90 days bitch. Like, I want Kevin Fedderline. I want just in Timberlake. That's why it's like fun. I thought it was K Fed.

I was like, wait, I want someone that's like, like who was Mary, like who was in love with her. I mean, I, but it's like what we talk about in Giggly Squad. Sometimes the relationships that hurt you the most are the ones you never fully got. Yeah. Because you have made up in your head what your life could have been. When the ones you dated for three years,

you're like, yeah, I know what it was like. No, you're like. There were bad times. I've cried. You have a fun drug. I've cried. You're a fun drug. I've cried more over like a two week thing than someone I dated for like a full year. I was like, good riddance, but this guy.

You're like, come on, I like something. I've cried over guys, I haven't met. You guys were just saw across the bar. I'm home and you're like, I love him. No, like I'm currently in a fight with Jack Harlow, because I just think it's like, it's's taken too much time for him to DM me. So like, I were fighting, but yeah, I got it. I actually never talked about Angegly Squad

and I don't wanna say the man's name, but I feel like I have to tell them about how, I would say he's an A-list singer. Oh my God. Do you wanna know why we never said anything? Because it was like pre-nuptials. Like, and I'm not talking pre- it was like three days for me to bring it up. It was, you know, it was, it was actually right before my bad Shira. Yes. Does is in Ireland with like seven families. I'm sending there being a good good fiancee, petting

butter, planning my wedding. And when I tell you 97% of the people who follow me on Instagram are women. It is. I don't really get DM slides. Also, people know I'm taking I feel like. But doesn't I have been posting a lot? That's why like people start spreading rumors that we broke up and stuff. But like, and I were kind of like, let's take a break from like social media. Like entertaining people with our relationships status. So, and then the wedding happened that went out the window.

I got a DM. I feel like I need a drum roll. I need a drum roll. Like a slide, you guys, from a A-list singer. I mean, A. A-list. Like when I told my mom, she was like, how much do you like does? And I was like, I literally, when you texted me

the screenshot, after looking back on it, I felt, I feel like, I don't know if that was like, I was being a good friend or a bad friend, but I was like, wait, what do we do? And like, that was a serious question. Why? No, it was one of those things that like, this DM changes your life, like, you're moving to LA.

Yeah, I was going to LA. Are we going on the Bachelorette or like, or like, do we, Like, what's going on? I was right before the bachelorette. So I get a DM from him and I said, I like you. Yeah. And so it wasn't just like a DM that was like, hey, something or like, hey, I saw this video

it's so funny or like, hey, this is a funny tweet or something. It was like, you're my next girlfriend. Yeah. And I was like, do you wanna date me for two months and take some paparazzi photos? Like, you're my next girlfriend. Yeah, and I was like, do you want to date me for two months and take some paparazzi photos? Like, that's what that was. Absolutely. And I was not in that mindset, and I looked,

and it was so funny, because I didn't click on it. I showed my mom. And my mom was like, what? And she clicked on it. I'm like, mom! Also, we would have great story that you now have just left this man on scene. And then you were like, I'm married.

And then you got married like four days later. Part of what I was like, I'm going to respond, this is funny. But then I realized like, you're a fiance. This isn't like, if I had a boyfriend, I thousand percent, I'm responding. I'm just like figuring it out like for my career. But I do have to say, and I'm not gonna say his name because honestly like who knows? I don't wanna cause any drama, but he's like not my type.

We're not gonna say, I'm not gonna say his name. Okay. Oh man. Okay, I just- Start carloader. I was just gonna say the same. Okay. Oh man. Okay, I just- That car loader. I was just gonna say for the gigglers, we just have to say it's not Jack Carload. Like, it's not Jack Carload. It's not Jack Carload.

Wait, I'll give them like, he's not Jack Carload, but he like kind of like, he's young. He's like an edgierin vibe, I would say. Okay, cuter than a cheerin. Yeah, I'm saying, I'm saying in terms of not looks. I'm saying in terms of Social status and like music. Yeah, he's not a rapper. He's just like he like actually is not as young as he looks But yeah, he's like sexy voice sexy voice. Yeah But how many people though

How many people did he do on that day? How many people though? How many people? Did he do on that day? No, I... How many people do you think that are about to get married? And this is like celebrity or not, who are about to get married, and then someone, like says one thing to them, and they took completely, like, run away. I think it happens a lot. And I think it's, there's like a lot of pressure right before and a lot of people in your

ear and you just realize the momentous decision you're making. Like saying you want a data guy is literally nothing. Right. Even an engagement, if it's like a private engagement, not like public, it's like, get out if you can, you know? I also realize that I am, if you need a friend, that you want to get out of your marriage or your relationship, like call me, because my mind immediately goes there,

like one of my girlfriends texted me the other day and she was like, one of my getting engaged. And I was like, I don't know. And she was like, well, I know, she was like, no, I know that you know. And I was like, I don't know. And she was like, well, I know, she was like, no, I know that you know. And I was like, I really don't know. But I do know that we have time if you want to get out of it to move you to a different country and change your name.

And I was like fully serious and she's laughing about it. But in my mind, I was like, but if you want out, like we can get out. Yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes I feel like people day, day, day, and then you want out, we can get out. Yeah, yeah. Well, sometimes I feel like people day, day, day, day, and then they're like, oh, it's eventually time to get engaged. And then you're like, wait a second,

this is not what I want for me. So, ladies, get out of your engagements. Like, get out if you want. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, I will say the men here, it's on a different level. Like even like just like the taxi drivers, I'm like the taxi drivers don't look like this in New York City. Let me tell you. They're your type. They're your type.

To a mother fucking tea. Like Italy is just, it's just my vibe. Are the hand movements as good as I imagine? No, they're not. I feel like America really dramatizes like who the Italian people are. But, and I'm not totally sure, but I think that an Italian man insulted me this morning,

but I'm not sure. Which I kind of love. Yeah, I was like, this morning, but I'm not sure. Which I love. Yeah, I was like, wait, wait, I'm turned on. I was like, are we dating? Right. He was driving this little tractor thing that they drive up and down the hills to take people's luggage.

And I'm pretty sure that he called me stupid or a cunt. And I'm not sure which one. But I was in his way. Which one do you prefer? Kind of love that he called me a cunt, and I'm not sure which one, but I was in his way. Which one do you prefer? I kind of love that he called me a cunt because we are in Europe. So you can say that here and people don't get mad. But he said if anyone is a giggler who speaks Italian,

he said like, doce, doce, conto, or something, and I was just like, I think that man just called me like a dumb Wait was he hot? But I was like oh my god, hey Sorry, like no my mistake for being in your way. Am I changing my Instagram? My dad was like I think he just called you something really bad really bad. I was like, yeah. Oh my god. I was like, Dad, I've done reality TV.

Don't worry about it. So funny. I also, but back to my man. Oh yeah. I thought the response I should do, if you were engaged and he's the empty, what would you have fun? I mean it. He's not my mean, he's not my type. He's not my type, but it's funny because my mom saw,

I don't know where she saw it. She had to have seen it on like eNews or something. Saw that this man, this is years ago, this man was on Raya. And I don't think my mom knows how dating apps work, because she was like, he's on Raya, you can date him. And I was like, it's not just like a club that like if you're on it You can also like you have to like come across them um

And so he's not my type, but he I've watched interviews of him He he has a great personality and he seems like he's very nice I Was like shoot. I want to get him on my podcast, but then I just like froze and then I was like, would it be funny if at my batch of red, I send him a video like from my batch of red? And then now I'm thinking about it,

I could have totally been like, oh my God, I just got married, but like I'll hit you up like for the next one or something. But like I don't even want to dip my toe. even want I don't even want to dip my toe Yeah, because you don't want you don't want to bring that energy even though it's like a harmless meaningless like DM back that's like that we're joking Yeah, you don't even I read it like I that like have that energy I do have a one Rapper that I'm like basically dating. We've never met. Yeah.

Lil Romeo. Romeo. Yeah, oh, I actually did know that. We DM a little too much. Yeah. I've never known that he sends me a photo from his hotel room. Sometimes we have sex, but it's nothing. So I've never known that he just trips into my vagina.

And I'm like, Romeo! But yeah, Romeo and I'm like, Rummy! But, um, yeah, Rummy, I'm gonna learn how I love that. But here's the thing, we can joke about this because we are both in relationships that like, listen, Craig pisses me off about so much shit and he like really gets on my nerves sometimes. But I know for a fact that like, that man would never cheat on me.

He would never even like text a girl and I know that I would also never do that to him and you and Des are the exact same in that. So like we can't joke about it. If our man's dead, you don't think Page Six would be all that immediately. That's the other thing. Like if they ever did. The giglers would be in my dreams. That's the other thing, like if they ever did. The giglers would be in my dreams. I would book a flight to Caprey

and start dating the taxi driver I met last night. Like I would be fine. I feel like this has opened up a new journey for you because you've been traveling a lot, but not internationally. I mean, Bahamas was like, yeah, Zee. It had wild travel more. I, I will say it is a hassle getting here because it is an island.

So like, it was a seven hour flight. Then we had to drive two hours from Rome to Naples. Then you have to get on a 40 minute ferry to Capri. Then you have to take like a trolleyminute ferry to Capri. Then you have to take a trolley up from the bottom of Capri to the top where we're staying at our hotel. That is so much admin. I'm literally. Literally.

My mom was in the airport and she had printed out our itinerary and she's doing all these things. And she's like, this is my mom doing. Yeah, she was like, this is a lot. My mom. Literally. She's like, this is a lot. Mad Quot. Literally. She's like, this is a lot. And I'm like, why do you think Hannah hates Admin?

She's like, I hate Admin. No, so I can't be in a relationship or a friendship with someone who's like, not either really good at directions or just like calls the U-Burl at the time. I'm very good at directions. I know, that's why we're good together. Does literally, I don't know where I'm at ever and he just he directs me by like pushing my butt.

And we're like across the tree from our apartment. I also will say this is a great. If you're just getting married or you're like planning your honeymoon this is a phenomenal couples vacation, but it's the perfect honeymoon. Because it's not a... It's romantic. It's so romantic, there's so much like leisure things to do during the day, and it's not like a party scene.

Like I think there are clubs here, but it's not like, it's not like there's a downtown, or there's like, and it's not like it's an island where all there is to do is like go to the beach. Like you can go shopping, you can go on like boat trips, you can go to different islands. It's very crowded. It depends on what time of year you go, so I think that like there's definitely a lot of people, but I feel like, because I don't like people.

Yeah, I feel like if you go in the very beginning of the summer and the very end, like the beginning of fall, it's great. But in the middle of the summer, I think it gets like super crowded here. Is Capri where everyone takes those really cool videos where you're like on a boat under like the big mountain things, like are you guys going on a boat? We are going on a boat.

We're taking a boat from Capri, sorry, I'm gonna like Capri to re-velo. Okay. Okay. So I, yes, where it's like the big hail and all, it almost looks like Hollywood hills, but like way better, where the houses are like in the hill. Yeah.

Also I noticed your dad is taking incredible photos. Was he a photographer in a past life? Is... No, he gets it. He gets the shot every single time, and he only takes like 10. And the other day, I had my mom. He was very senior.

Who would have thought? My mom was doing it, and my dad walked over, and he was like, no, no, I got it. And he's like, I know how my baby works, like a model, okay? She's my model. Today at the pool okay? She's my model today at the pool Put your chin up today at the pool. I was like here's my vision and he like he listens to me He's like, okay, okay, and I'm like so I'm gonna need you to hold the phone above your head and just know where the button is And he goes, okay, he got it without looking at the screen and I was was like, This is the problem.

I know, like, how are you gonna? Get married. Yeah. No, I can't. Like that man is such a treasure. And he puts the bar so fucking high, like Craig, you need to be studying, you need to be. I mean, it's just, I've also had a lot of one on one time

with my dad in this trip, which like rarely happens. And it's quick. It's like when we're waiting for my mom to like get ready. When we're just wondering where mom is. Just like that's like every other question. It's like where do you think she is? Where's mom? And it's just been so nice and like lovely and it's, I really recommend going on like

a family vacation when you're an adult. It's kind of a wish-prabble film. It's different. Page goes to Italy. Like, my dad, my dad would be the star of the show. He has asked some of the funniest questions that I've ever heard. First being like, does everyone have a passport? And I was like pretty much everyone has a path. He's like crazy. And then we get here and there's like a lot of people and he's like no one works.

Everyone's just, because like my dad doesn't take vacations, like they don't go on vacation. Yeah. And he's just like, flabbergasted that like, Well, C.S. does our real thing in Italy, right? Um, I don't think so. Wait, not the word C.S. to, but basically when I went to Italy, nothing was open between 12 and 4 because of their lunch break.

No, I think it's different here because this is such a vacation destination. Yeah, like we were in like a local area and we needed like a tire fix or something and we're like, we're coming back and forth and we're like, when do you work? I will say it is like when you ask for the check at dinner, you're sitting there for another 30 to 40 minutes and it's my my dad has almost lost his mind. He's like, well, we have to ask for him when we're eating. Like, what?

They take, I live life. Like, they just, they live. Yeah, you're on island time, but I also do want Giggler's understand page. And I have an abnormally close relationship with our families. Yeah, that's true. Cause I feel like most family vacations

could, like people wouldn't speak ever again. Like, what people's worse nightmare. People get so triggered by each other. But I, like, and I get that, like, trust me, there are times where I'm just like, short up, like, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah. But it's also, you have to think of it

in like such different terms. Like one day, it's not just gonna be the four of us anymore. And that was what my mom like really wanted to go on this trip for, because she was like, one day like I'm not gonna be able to go on vacation with just like my husband and my two kids. Like you guys are gonna have families. And so like it was kind of like a trip like that.

And I had never been to Italy. And I knew that my first time that I went, I wanted it to be with my family rather than like a significant other because I didn't want to think back on the first time I was there and think of like some random ass boyfriend. That's why I've never let a boyfriend buy me a Chanel bag either. Because I don't want to ever look at that look at my other designer's fine but no seriously not. Well you are so Samantha Jones right now. Samantha Jones really? Oh yeah how much gets that ring. The ring. Yeah. I also feel like when you're with

your family they know you more than anyone and like they you can just be so yourself again there's some families where there might be like drama where like they're projecting their own shit onto you and that's a bullshit yes like I guess like I feel lucky that my family just like knows me. I mean let's I'm let's call it what it is there has been dinners on this trip where I've looked at my brother and been like, you're projecting onto me. And like, have you used those exact words? You go, you can talk to her like that, you can't talk to me like that. I'm like, please. I'm obsessed. We want to do this with Sicily, except unfortunately my brother is selfish and he married and impregnated someone.

Right. So you have to wait for the baby to... Or we could just be like, sorry, you and your baby. I will say this is a very hard trip. I was looking at moms that had babies and I was just like, oh my god, you must be exhausted. This is a very hard trip to take. A baby on because the time difference is so drastic when you're traveling here. And there is so much like in terms of travel,

like dealing with your bags. I couldn't imagine like, I treat my carry on as if it is my child. I'm like my face products are in here. I love carry on about six times a year. So I don't know what that says. So it's not great. I'm like my skin care is in there.

I mean, this would be at all times. So I couldn't imagine like a baby. But you're doing two weeks, which is really good to not feel like you just got there. And then you're already like packing and traveling. Yeah. I do have to say there's an amazing gig there who works for her campus, who had recommended me and you to talk on it.

It was like a, but you're in Italy. Oh, oh, that's the one. It's in New York. What's it called? The heart. It's called her conference. But her campus is based. It's all these like younger girls out of college and they wanted me to talk on like

my career, like carving my own career. And I was just talking about getting fired all the time. Yeah. But it was it was so powerful. And I started off. And I was basically like think of the job that you think society wants you to have. Your parents want you to have. You think you should have. Yep. And then I go, okay, think of the job to have, your parents want you to have, you think you should have. Yep. And then I go, okay, think of the job that like is your fucking dream? Yeah.

That like gets you excited. Mm-hmm. And some girl, she raised her hand, and she was like, my dream job is to be a travel blogger. And I was like, okay, and what's your job right now? And she's like, I did study neurology, and I am a doctor. Stop and then you'll fucking lie. And then this other girl was like, I did study neurology and I am a doctor. Stop and then you'll fucking lie.

And then this other girl was like, I wanna be a writer and I was like, absolutely, let's do it. Easy, peasy, I go, what do you do right now? And she's like, I am on a doing hedge funds on Wall Street and I was like, oh Jesus Christ, so a bunch of girls quit their investment banking jobs. Good for them. To become, to become writers.

My love, my love. And then I also told everyone to break up with their boy as you showed as as I related it to like dating. I was like jobs in your early 20s. It's like dating. You're taking a research. But there's just so many badass women that are like, okay, I showed I could be an investment banker, but like I hate it. And I want to be a writer. And I told told them whatever made you special to get into investment banking you're going to be that special and you're writing stuff and afterward like it was so powerful I love talking to them but I literally spoke to the president after I'm like I think everyone just quit

their investment bank job and I don't know if I should have this kind of power and then I realized the stock market crashes I'm a cult leader I made everyone stop talking to their families I cut their families their boyfriends their careers They now work for me. They now work for Giggly Squad. So dope documentaries was really just you doing research. And you just literally the stock market crashes and it's your fault because you've started this cult. The young women staring at me on stage, the power I felt, it was dangerous. I could see how you, I could have gone there. I started reading a book. Are you okay?

So I was on TikTok and like, I don't know how the fuck I've gotten on this TikTok algorithm of like, manifest, well, I do. I'm a witch. You started it. Yeah, I've been, I searched for it. So I searched hashtag, manifest, and I'm like, I don. I'm a witch. Man, I searched for it. I searched hashtag manifest and I'm like, I don't know how. But I searched watching this TikTok about this guy and he was talking about this book.

And I was like, fuck it, I'm an iPad girl now. I'm downloading this book. It's called the 10 Secrets of Awakening. The author's name is Nick. I think it's pronounced Z, Z, E, I, or whatever. I'm not kidding. Not that it's like life-changing. I was telling my mom about it and she was like, so you're reading a self-help book and I was just like, not the point. It's not self-help, but it's basically what you're just talking about. Like, you can actually have any job

you want. It's the way that you're looking at the world, and like, it teaches you that your soul, if you think of your life as a video game, and that society is actually what tells you that you have like one or two choices, one in reality, you have an infinite amount of choices. You just think that you don't, because society and how you grow up and like the way people live their lives around you, they make you believe that you can either do this or you do this.

But it really is supposed to change your perspective on like life and how you make decisions and how like everything is connected in the world. So like if you want something, you can get it. It's just you have to take the steps to get it. And it's just like really has been changing my fucking life. And it's not like a long book or whatsoever. I'm like halfway through it and I like read it at night.

I like there's a lot of pictures. Yeah. There's an audio version. No, I don't think there is. But I'm like, I read't think there is, but. And like I read it on my iPad and I fall asleep like that. And so it's also good for like sleep wellness. Yeah, no, I love that so, so, so, so much.

But something that I struggled with is also knowing which voices are actually you. Because you know, growing up, like society's voices are so strong, like all the media's voices are so strong. All the meat is voice are so strong. Coaches telling me stuff, my parents telling me stuff. So I had to figure out which voices were anxiety versus which voices is actually meat.

Your anxious side is like, you need this job for money, you're not going to be able to make it, or you need to get this many followers for people to respect you or whatever. And then you're like, oh, wait, wait. Little girl Hannah, five-year-old Hannah never wanted this. What is five-year-old Hannah want? And sometimes I go back to that girl who loved painting and loved being silly and telling everyone to shut up,

so I can give speeches. And that girl was before all the influences came on her to be like, you need to look like this. They basically say a coincidence is not a real thing. Like if you think about someone and then a couple days later that person calls you, that's not a coincidence. That is literally the universe aligning you in a certain direction. And like nothing really is a coincidence. I do want to let people know we are not high. We are not high and I'm going to take a little

for a day of myself. She's like, I'm high on Parmesan bitch. I know what you're talking about. I've been literally snorning Parmesan cheese at Jenna, okay? Oh my god, that's amazing. Okay, so I am not high, but there's this thing called, like, there's an afterlife death thing on Netflix that I started watching where they talk about near death experiences. Yes, wait, I would fucking love to watch that.

Dude, oh my god, the next one is about mediums and psychics and then it goes to the whole thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no my god, the next one is about mediums and psychics and then I think that I'm a psychic I am a psychic like I'm I know you are that's why I took it a plan B after I had sex on my wedding I was gonna have a baby. Yes, I literally there was going to be a point in my life where I actually hone in on my psychic abilities because my psychic says if I really just want to do it I can do it, but I'm too scared which I am yeah, but I'm well you also I really just wanna do it, I can do it, but I'm too scared, which I am. Yeah, but I'm going to. Well, you also, sometimes I, okay, we're gonna do a little deep,

but sometimes I feel like you deal with anxiety and depression because you're blocking. My psychic abilities, I think so too. You're blocking and, or like you're getting stuff that you don't know how to handle and you just get overwhelmed. Yeah, there was a meme the other day that I saw that couldn't have been more me. it was like you can't trick and over thinker because

I knew you were gonna do this because I've thought about every scenario and much what you were gonna do and I already know that. And I was like wow. This documentary is called Surviving Death on Netflix and it's a six part series that I haven't gone through but it's about psychic medium ship, life after death and near death experiences. And I watched near death experiences and blew my mind. It starts with this woman who is kayaking, which is like, again aggressive. Like what do you think was gonna happen? But she's kayaking in Peru or something.

She falls down a waterfall. Like I would have immediately fell down the waterfall. Yep. And she's underwater for 30 minutes. No, no, no, no. There is no oxygen going to your brain. Right. Like there's your dead. You're dead. Yeah. Yep, and she's underwater for 30 minutes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You guys, this is how we deal with our problems. I have nervous laughter. I will laugh about anything. No, literally. So, they finally, like, get her out of the water.

30 minutes underwater. You're dead. And she basically says that she has this, she goes, you know, she's like, times is like irrelevant. Yeah. She sees like people that have passed away, they're talking to her, it's beautiful, and they're like, you're not ready yet. And she's like, no, no, no, like I'm ready.

And they're like, you're not ready yet. And then she goes back into her body, she wakes up. And they're in the middle of nowhere Peru and an ambulance randomly is there. Like, there was no way an ambulance should have been there. And how'd she wake up? Like, how'd she... people saw her in the water? Well, she was like kayaking with a bunch of people and they couldn't find her and a guy finally like saw her backpack and felt her leg like she was sunk. She was done. Yeah.

And she had to like learn how to speak again, walk again like her brain was shut off She was done. Yeah. And she had to learn how to speak again, walk again. Like her brain was shut off for 30 minutes, but she had that experience. So I'm like, okay, maybe it was like a weird little dreamy thing that happens. Right. Then there's a woman who gets pregnant and she will not stop telling everyone around her, I'm going to die with this pregnancy. And she's never been psychic or anything. It's just, she's like, I can't tell you the feeling I had, but it was like a certainty I'm gonna die. And everyone's like, okay, hormones, calm down.

And you're like, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. During the pregnancy, she dies. She flatlines, she's dead. During giving birth or just during the pregnancy. Giving birth, okay. Giving birth. And the doctor, they interview the doctor. the doctor is like, I knew she talked about this, I couldn't believe what I was singing.

I could not believe that she was right. And then the woman explains that she left her body and then watched what was going on. She was in the room. Yeah. And she explains it. And the doctor goes, the stuff she said that she heard in the room and saw Like saw yeah, there's no way she could see it. She was behind a curtain, right was insane Like she knew everything that she was a spirit in the room

She could see like what it looked like that they were stuffing in her and stuff and there was a curtain in between She there was no way she could have seen that. And then she had a similar story where someone was like, you're not ready and she went back down. Then a guy, he died, like something happened where he fell off something and he saw his dad. And his, and like, it's the same kind of light thing that they describe in his dad is like, I love you, I love you, you're not ready.

And they say it changes their whole perspective afterwards on life, because they're like, you realize there's an afterlife, but you don't even know how to deal with this current life, because you see it as just like a stepping stone in like the larger existence. And they have to go to like therapy to deal with how to function after near death experiences,

because your perspective has changed so much. You lose friendships. You like you get out of your relationships like because you're just so like you just you're different. Yeah, you're awakened. Okay, so this book is the 10 steps to be like awakened and I totally fucking believe in it. This one lady she she died and they said your son is gonna die in 10 years and she basically goes, okay, I'm not gonna believe in this experience. I went through unless he dies and he died. So this is how crazy I hit a psychic reading right before I left for Italy. I'm gonna even tell me.

I know. It was like very last minute. I just texted it and I was like, any chance, you're available. And so we're doing a psychic reading and she's a psychic slash medium. I'm actually going on her podcast in a couple weeks, so we'll post it. Have I seen her before?

Yes, this is the one you've seen. So, so whatever, we're doing the reading and she says, are you like booking a cruise to Alaska? And I was like, oh my God. So the past couple of weeks, right? No, right? You're like dumbfounded because I have not said this to anyone, not a single person, have I brought this up to?

And Craig has been annoying the shit out of me to go on a cruise and I'm like I'm not going on a fucking cruise Craig I already know that I would hate it. I was like so off-brand. And he was like I really just want to go on a cruise to Alaska like I think it would be sick to visit Alaska and I was like we will go in like like 30 years. Like I'm not. Yeah, literally. I was just like, I was like, we'll go like at a different time. And she says, and I was like, oh my God, that is crazy. I actually was just talking about this.

And she was like, okay, well, I just want to let you know that your family that has passed is like laughing so hard because they know how much you don't want to go, but I have to tell you that you do go. Like you will go with your husband later in life and you actually will have the best time ever, but your family wants me to tell you that they're going to come with you solely because they know you don't want to be there so bad and they think that's hilarious.

And I was like, first of all, that's so my fucking family to be like, like joking on me from like heaven. Yeah, like we're coming just to like shit on you. And so like I believe, like I genuinely believe in psychics and mediums and all of this shit and I cannot wait to download this and watch it on the plane. Well, what was really cool about it's called surviving death on Netflix. They interview neuroscientists who study near-death experiences and they're basically like, there is only so much science can prove and science can't disprove it.

If you ask me me the number one thing I'm scared of in this world. It's the human brain. It's the fact that we don't know anything about the human brain Yeah, and if you get into like an accident and you have brain damage They're like we don't know if like you could wake up But we don't know and like I do take since the beginning of time People want to understand what happens after you die, and I do have to say, I went through my atheist period, my atheist era, when I'd say,

where I was just like, it goes black, it goes black, and it sucks, but it goes black, let's stop, like, let's stop. Yeah. And then, like, speaking to certain people, and the stuff they've said about, like, people who have passed away in my life, to me, I've been like, ew, then speaking to certain people and the stuff they've said about people who have passed away in my life to me,

I've been like, oh, and I also, I am spiritual in a way where I feel like I was put on this planet for a reason. Yeah. Yeah. Or I would just, I mean, sugar warning, I'd kill myself if I didn't feel like I had a purpose. Right. Of some form.

Right. Like yours is fast-fashion. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Out of her Amazon store front and know what and she's gonna change the lives of someone like cannot afford Gucci Oh my god Jesus Christ. No, but I but seriously I I do believe in all that too and I think like being spiritual like you can believe in whatever religion You want like totally like think whatever you want Spirit being spiritual though. I think is such a different feeling. Like I can be Catholic and believe in like Easter

and still believe like in these like spiritual things. This is a perfect segue for me to discuss the cult's documentary that I've been watching that you have to watch as well. Okay. This is actually a really, really good one. Okay. It's called Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey on Netflix.

Okay. It's about the fundamentalists. So they're like the Mormons, that the Mormon people are like, okay, calm down. Like they're, they're the extreme Mormons. Okay. They would kick down to the Mormon church because they believe in polygamy. Okay, okay.

So there's this guy who says they brought up. I think I'm TikTok. I think I'm TikTok. I think I'm TikTok. They started on TikTok. They're thriving. So yeah, the fundamentals are like fundamentalist of the Mormon church, whatever.

They have like all these acronyms, they're super confusing. But there's a profit, like the profits never gonna die. And this motherfucker profit had 65 wives. Like Nick Cannon is shake. Hahaha. Like they mounted that. Wait, first have 65 wives. Are you fucking kidding me?

Apparently like line up to say goodnight to him and like help pick one of them to have that many. Wait, first have 65 wives. Are you fucking kidding me? Apparently like line up to say goodnight to him and like help pick one of them to have sex with. The other day I was talking like in a normal conversation and I was like yeah, and like apparently this happened and Craig goes to say it again. And I looked at him and I was just like apparently and it was like such a cute romantic moment. Wait, does he listen?

I have to know. I don't know if he listens to our podcast in full, but I think people send him shit all the time, so then he'll go and look for that part and listen to it. I think people were like, Paige is really mean about you. And then he listens when he's like valid, honestly valid, always. It's like she's funny.

I think does sneaky listen. Like he says he doesn't, but I think he'll be in the car sometimes and he'll like miss us. I will, I think he does too, because I'll sneaky listen to like pillows and beer sometimes. Yeah, I'll sneaky listen to his does this, or my mom would be like, and I got a deathmatch.

My mom listens to everything. If you have a podcast and you need listeners, hit my mom up because she'll fucking listen. Like, she's doing research. Yeah, and she's also doing her, all the shit she has to do in her job, her home. It's a good background noise, just to know who she needs to be mad at.

For sure. So, okay, so the prophet, everyone's like, he's never gonna die. Obviously, it's my fucking eyes. You're right. And everyone's like, oh no! Is it really real life? When was this? what year is this recent

like the 40 50 years okay he died recently in the past 40 50 years he died and then his son he has a bunch of sons but he like chose one son and the son basically like gets all the women to say like no the son is the prophet the sibling rivalry has to be insane in that family. Basically, the dad always loved that guy and the other sun's just kind of admitted it. And this guy turns out to be a full monster. And he makes the women all, like, it takes them like

three hours to do their hair in the morning. They have to do this like kind of like snook, snooky puff and then like, French braid in the back that takes forever. Where did I live? Utah. Actually, Utah, yeah, but he makes everyone move like 6,000 of them to like the border of Utah and Arizona

because it's more secluded. Okay. Because they said the world was gonna end when the Olympics went to Aspen. So they had to move. And then the world doesn't end. Just like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

The shikas placed in the country and they're like, oh. The world doesn't end in Aspen. There's too much good skiing. I'm sorry. Have you had a hot toddy on a slope? I don't think so. I'm sorry.

Opera Skie is for maybe heaven. I don't know. Fucking vibed. This is a ski podcast. You will not speak about Aspen. You will not. about ask man. You will not. How dare you?

So they basically go like, we weren't, we supposed to, the world was supposed to end. And so it was just like a pretty good Olympics. And he, of course, they come up with more lives. Like, oh, well, we have more stuff to do on this earth or some shit. And then this is the problem. The girls get married off at 14. In the United States of America? So the prophet decides who everyone marries.

And there's the cutest story of this girl who's like, I start staring. I know I'm not supposed to think about boys. This guy and I, like locked eyes, we're both like, they're both 12. They have their first crush. They start talking each other on the phone at night even though they're not supposed to they fall in love and then she gets chosen at 14 to marry someone else and she's sobbing

on her wedding day she hates it and she escapes the profit gets the guy she's in love with to say come back and you'll get to marry me. She comes back, they kick that guy out of the cult and she has to go back with her husband. Like truly fucked up things. Wait, that's insane. And the government actually starting to like be aware of this. Like there's like polygamy's I guess they can get around it sometime. It's illegal. Yeah.

Like I guess like it's whatever. If it's a religious, a bright thing is like really bad. The child bright thing, I don't care what religion it is, that's not okay. Not okay. So they're basically trying to prove it. Long story short, everyone watched, I don't wanna give it away, but like.

It's not. It's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. You guys, we have so much good stuff. No, we have so much good stuff. What were you gonna say, what was happening in pop culture? Oh, okay, I just wrote some notes Brandon Jenner

Oh, yeah, we're a lot of Monty of Kylie's photo of like her bikini that shows nipples. What did he say? He was like he said like ha ha. Love it or something It was weird Yeah yeah that's so weird it I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna Google exactly but like how would you feel if you're uncle no no no no no That's her. The comment older brother. Yeah.

No, that makes me, no, no. I'm trying, but everyone like attacked him. I know and addressed it. I don't know what he wrote. Wow, from page news is way harder than it looks, guys. Wait, I do have one funny thing to say that I wrote down in the notes. What? Um, I, okay, so Hannah went to the bank the other day and she left, she left her ID at the bank and I rarely will answer a phone number that I don't

know, like the number or like, I'm not expecting a call from some random person. So like, I never answer. And the other day, my phone was ringing and I just like, happened to answer it. And they were like, hi, Hannah. And I was like, no, this isn't Hannah. And they're like, hi, this is like blah, blah, blah, bang, in like blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, this is Paige de Sorba, like I own an account with her, like what's going on. She was like, oh, just calling to like, like, you know, Hannah left her ID here. And so then I was thinking like,

I know they called me because I'm also listed on the thing, but like, there was a moment that I was like, I am Hannah Burner's emergency contact. I'm sorry. And then I was like, are you following power? Yeah, I was like, oh my God, if Hannah gets into a car accident, like I have to be present. Because who will know?

Who will be there for Hannah? She's a toddler leaving her ID everywhere. What actually happened though is she took my ID early on. Yeah. And she forgot to give it back. Yeah, that's admin that I Don't yell at me for forgetting it you took it from me You were supposed to remember that you took it and you should have given it back like that's not I looked at her I said anything else are we good here and she said we are done. Thank you have a great day

I said you have a blessed day. I have a blessed day I didn't know she was stealing my fucking identity. You're like I'm not religious, but have a blessed day Blessed Okay, okay, I found what friend friend and gender said okay It was a Like okay, it's two emojis. Okay, but emojis say a lot it's the emoji where the smile is open and the eyes are like kind of like closed like I wish everyone could see you portraying what the emoji looks like I nailed it okay you know

you I know exactly which one you're talking about and then the like hands up like a concert like hands up like with the thumbs together or yeah With the thumbs together like Okay, uncomfy. I think no emoji would have been appropriate here I think the only comment that would have been appropriate coming from your older brother would the only appropriate comment is Take take it down to delete this. No. If my brother wrote stop, I'd be like so appropriate. So appropriate.

So appropriate. Great immediate thing to say. Yes. Most of the time when I was probably thinking that too. Right. And he for him to laugh smile and then I'm sorry, hands up. Oh, my hands up. Well, no.

You're not. No, that is your death. What court is he going to? He's apologizing to not only the Academy, but he's apologizing to Mormonism. He's apologizing to the Amish. Like it's inappropriate. It's inappropriate. Also, not to like name drop,

but I did find out that Snooki is a pay fan of the pod. I'm sorry Hannah. I'm sorry Hannah. You, we've been talking now for a full hour and you've wait, I've talked all about Italy and like literal Juicets that are here and you've waited till now to tell me that Nicole Snooki Polizi. I called her by her government name. Is a fan of the pod.

Okay, so the way I know this is I went into bar stool. They have a new podcast called Out and About with her best friend, Joey. And his last name, I don't want to get it wrong. I think it's awesome. Wait, I've seen some really funny videos of him. Joey Camosta, he busy walks in, and like he's like, you're my best friend. Like he love you.

Yeah. And he goes, oh, I send like your clips. Yeah. To snooking and we laugh. And I go, wait, not only does she know who I am, but she laughs. That's the thing. Like, you, you could not know anything about me.

You could actually hate me. I don't care. But if you laugh at something I say, I hear my friends. That's why I think that the haters hate us at times because they're not allowed. But they're not allowed. They're like, I don't want to laugh, but that shit was locked with them. They're relating because everything we say on here is the truth. They go, I hate her style, but that was,hannan use a shower, but that was funny. So, Snucky, like, where's the beach? Like, also, let's just talk how many times, not one

time did we go to the beach at your bachelor at party? How many times did we ask where it was? Wait. How many times? Did we just random? Where's the big, where's the big, where's the big, like, Jersey Shore raised us and Italian Americans. Some people were like, this is not representational. And I just said, you know, like no one's Italian on Jersey Shore. I know, it's actually kind of hilarious. I know Vinnie is.

Vinnie's the only Italian. Vinnie's the only one. Vinnie, I low-key. Is it you that loves Vinnie is Vinnie's the only Italian Vinnie's the only one Vinnie I low-key Is it you that loves Vinnie too? No, it's I Yeah, but like I would fuck Paulie you could have Vinnie so interesting because I feel like I'd want to vibe out with Paulie like that would be like my friend, but I feel like I would want to date Vinnie. In another life, and it could have happened, there was a moment where we were on reality TV together and Vinnie and Paulie were doing their show that I was like, do we go to MTV?

I was like, wait a second, there is a concept here. Yeah, but like fuck the contest, Like we just go straight to double date. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. I feel like we could also, even the four of us, could host some type of game show. No, why? Oh my god, I love that one.

It's just like they're so funny to get they show fun. They are like, giggly squad of Jersey Shore. Yeah, they are. They really, yeah. How did Pauli do so much reality v and stay out of the drums no I think about it all the time and it's so funny because when I first started reality TV all my the only advice my brother gave to me was hey just be

like the Paulie of summer house cut to fuck you fucking bitch. We are first two seasons. We're the poly and then- And Vinny, yeah, and then- And then I don't know where I'm from! But you know what it is, it's way more interesting to see girls fight. People don't want to see poly fight. No. They want poly to be on the side being like,

Yeah, that girl's crazy. Yeah, I only want to hear, but sometimes when Vinny would fight, I would like to- Is sometimes when Vinny would fight I Would like to is a sensitive yes, he's sensitive. I feel like he's definitely a cancer cancer. He told he has to be he's give cancer vibes and Put the thing you know, I like about poly because I love emotion and available men man That man is so much and available that man has no emotion Literally just knows where the cabs are, and that's it, and hilarious, and I'd be like, I'm gonna find his broken heart.

And then I won't find it. I also think Vinnie and Polly have done a, also any name with a Y on the end. I am here for it. Like, I feel like, when I think of my life, and I think of my future husband, I think of my future husband I think of me yelling up the stairs and he has a why at the end of his name Because I need to be like Paulie or Vinnie like that is just in me who I am I hear the cutest thing. Yeah, so my my Nana

Her Nana still got on Instagram her follow her her Husband who's an angel, and name it Johnny. Johnny, Johnny get the camera, Johnny, her son is named John. Yeah, you know, she calls him Johnny boy, Johnny boy and Johnny, Johnny, Johnny boy. I think, and Johnny boy is in his 50s. Grown man, I think my favorite part of your wedding was before we even got there and you're and Nana coming up the stairs and your papa just like immediately.

Now the man is older. He can't walk out of fast pace. This is literally speed demon to her to like grab her arm to make sure she can get down the stairs and now like They're helping each other, but really he's helping her and she's like help me and it's like okay We're the same It's sacrifice to her life so she could look smooth while getting to the stairs Yeah, it's just it was so heartwarming. And I was like, if my husband at 80 years old is not helping me

down the stairs while simultaneously telling me I look stunning, I don't want it. Oh, so let's be honest. Life would have been a lot easier if she wasn't wearing heels at 80 years old to go down the stairs. That's going to kill them both. She was like, that's going to be how they go down. This is a look.

I feel like, I'd be fine, like she'd be fine with that. Like if that's how it happens in heels. She would rather die than wear flats to my wedding. Oh my God, for sure, for sure. She said to me, she was like, I didn't think, wait, she said to me, she was like, I didn't think I could find like a low heel

that was like fancy enough, but I did it. I did it. I did it. And I was like, yeah, you did Nana. I would love to be a fly on the wall for your guys conversations. It was pretty about life and stuff. At one moment, we just looked at each other and said that we loved each other. I'm going to look at each other and we're like, wow, God really gave us good genetics, didn't hate.

Wow. Isn't it gross to be around all these ugly people right now? Like, do you feel disgusted because I was like, you look amazing. She's like, no, you look amazing. I was like, oh my he? Wow, isn't it gross to be around all these ugly people right now? Do you feel disgusted? Because I know. I was like, you look amazing. She's like, no, you look amazing. I was like, oh my god, Nana. Oh my god, deep down.

Nana's going to kill me, but deep down, she would love to have you as her, god, her granddaughter. Honestly, swapping us for a day, she wouldn't care. I don't have a grandmother anymore. And so like, when I see Nana, I think of it as like, well, that's my Nana. I even when I DM her. I'm like hey Nana like She's honestly all the good and I don't think about it at all like I don't think it's weird at all I'm like Nana. You look so good tonight. I'm just like thank you. I mean she crushed that look she crushed the wedding She was really nervous about like wearing brown, but she looked so good.

She matched her jewelry. She looks so elegant and chic. Always. You guys, it did always end talking about my wedding. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. You guys have a lot of watching to do. You have to catch up. We have so much more to talk about next week.

We're going to get the finale of Pige's Italian family vacation. Can't wait. Can't wait. Thanks for giggling with us. See ya. Bye!