Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige’s big move, sex on the second date, and accidental dick pics

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Pannah is back giving unqualified life advice and some updates on their own lives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Welcome to the Google World. We're about to Google the day away. Welcome. It's me, Hannah Berner, with my friend Paige. Paige, what's up? That just sounded like, you know, in your little and you watch those like Nickelodeon shows or like Disney. Hey, it's me Hannah, and this is my friend Paige. Hey, didn't see you there. And then they saw one in the corner with the wand. Yeah, like we're about to talk about

something wholesome, but really it's just like... Let's get into talking about looking bots. Just kidding. Paige has some exciting news. Yesterday was a huge day in your life. Yesterday was a really big day in my life. Not only did I move apartments, but I realized at the end of the day, I did it without my mom. You know, like somebody DM me and was like, so crazy that you moved like on your own. I was like, yeah, and then I thought about it

and I was like, wow, I didn't even think to like, oh, should like one of my friends like be with me all day, should my parents come down? I was just like, no. It's because you're an independent woman. I'm not talking about a full team of people helping you, but not blood-related. No, but they were great. And they were paid to be there. So it doesn't really count, but

they were certainly paid to be there. But what is your like mental state? This is like a people say moving is the hardest thing. It's a big transition. Where are you at? Okay. The process of moving is very annoying, except you know that I love throwing things away, so I actually enjoyed throwing away just like chachkis. Like, what did I have in like certain drawers? If you've never touched it in three years, maybe you don't need it. My grandma told me a rule that if you don't wear something

in a year, throw it out. Yeah, just interesting. She's right. She's smart. It's so, it's so crazy how things come full circle because last night I was watching the show and it's called Summer House and it's a show on Bravo and I was getting like all these DMs just like you know just like the typical like you're a lazy piece of shit. You know, like why would you have a boyfriend? You don't do anything.

Like you don't have a job. You know, just like the normal, the norm stuff. And I, you know, and valid granted, they are correct. I am a lazy piece of shit and I do love to lay in the bed. And it's not my fault that they showed it so much in the summer on how much we really did love to lay in the bed. But I, in moving, I feel like in the past 24 hours, I'm a different person.

I ask me how many loads of laundry I've done. It's only new and how many could you have done? Four. Four. I woke up. Is it in your apartment? Yep, it's right in there, right in the kitchen. I've done four. I woke up. Is it in your apartment? Yep. It's right in there, right in the kitchen. Shubbed.

I've done four. So you've reached a new level of status in your life. In New York City, anyone who's listening, you don't have laundry in the apartment page. This is success. Like, this is fucking engaged. Like, this is a real deal. I have a washer and dryer.

Not only did I do laundry, I folded it when it got out of the dryer. What a cheat. But the question is, Paige, how long is this gonna last? Because you know that initial excitement, like when you meet a new guy and you're like, this is the new me. I know.

And then three days later, your burning is how's down. What? I don't know, because my mental state at my old apartment, like it's so crazy how where you live really does affect like how you feel because everything was so cluttered. I literally lived in one room for five years. I was basically kidnapped by myself, you know?

Like I kidnapped my damn self. And then moving in here, like the past 24 hours, I really just like I'm like I wanna get shit done. I wanna like unpack this, do this. Living in here, like the past 24 hours, I really just, like I want to get shit done, I want to unpack this, do this. But all like my new furniture and stuff is coming this week, so I don't have places to put everything, so it's a little cluttered. No, but this is amazing because there was not enough sage to undo all the memories of

that apartment, and sometimes you feel cluttered not only in the space, but in the history. And energetically. Yeah. And when you have a new place, it's just, yeah, you have a fresh start and you could decide, like, you don't have the same routines that you did in the last place, where you're like, okay, I could wake up and now like, do yoga.

Because there's like a room, maybe it's a yoga room. Who knows, maybe I'm gonna become flexible this year. I woke up and I was like, I'm gonna have a hot water with lemon What like am I okay? But I think people who are listening this our mental health moment is brain elasticity Actually, I don't know if that's the quite the word for it But I had actually a master life coach on burning in hell and she was talking about how you can change your neural patterns And it was very fascinating But it just to remind you that like you're never

stuck in the rut you think you're in. Just because you're in a pattern in your brain does not mean that you can't change. And she said a lot of the time we don't change because we know what we want, we don't actually believe it. Like you go look in the mirror and be like, I don't need a man. And then be like, let's manifest it. I don't need a man. I don't need it. But you have to go actually a lot smaller to little things like I don't need a person to compliment me for me to feel loved

So like you do little things to get there instead of just the big one or like I can be alone all day and be okay with my thoughts So like I don't know she was fucking awesome, but I'm excited for your new place because I feel like whatever you want to work on changing will be easier with your brain knows it's in a different situation and maybe we'll think some different thoughts. Yeah, I just feel like I want to be more productive. Like I want to get shit done. I, for the first time in my life, like I really, it's the first time that I haven't put a guy first.

And like the past six months, like I've been by myself. And like yesterday, I had a moment where at the end of the day, I was just like, wow, I moved into my own damn apartment, like figured everything out for the day, like got rid of my last apartment, like I'm unpacking in my new one. Like I just felt really proud of myself. Like, oh my God, and you did all of this, and you, your DMs are dry as hell. But you feel good.

Yeah, like I felt good. I felt, like it, and it's not that like I want to feel worthy for a guy, but I felt like, oh my God, if a guy walked into my life right now, it's not like, what do I bring to the table? Like, bitch, I am the table. Like, you're like, get out of my apartment. You know, like, I feel like, I don't know, I just feel like.

Wait, that was the most beautiful thing you've ever seen, you've ever said. Bitch, I am the table. I'm just having one of those moments where my Sarah Tone is pretty high, so look, you'll get later today. Yeah, yeah. Catch me outside without my Sarah Tone, her own boost.

Oh my god, I have some from Page News on her, which is, we'll get to it. Oh yeah, it does mention that to me, and he was pretty upset about it. Okay, interesting, because I, yeah, I'm very interested in that. So we'll get into that. But I think it's beautiful. I think that we're all raised to be like okay like if we're pretty and like we're doing well And we can get this amazing guy and then that would be the bow on our life

And I think you'd been trained that based on society and then somewhere you realize like wait I'm actually unhappier if I'm with a guy where it's all about his life and not mine. And then once you really focus on your shit and your life, the right dudes who are into who you really are will come towards you. You know that Instagram, like, overhard New York and overhard, like, overhard, I like.

There was one the other day and it was this girl and she was like, I hate the guys that I'm hooking up with because they think they can talk to me after. And one of my guy, friend, sent this and was like, I hate the guys that I'm hooking up with because they think they can talk to me after. And one of my guy friend, Synthesis, and was like, if this isn't you, I'm like, no, but it's so frustrating. Like you're annoying. Like, stop.

And I just feel like I'm in a part of my life where I really genuinely don't give a shot. Well, Rapper Soiti was on TikTok and she said something really funny where she was like these boys out here don't understand that like they're just an option and then like they will pursue you so hard until you want to date them and then they'll play you. It's just like how? Wait, did she do one?

Wait, maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was, I'm trying to think where I saw it, but someone else did one and it was like, let's change the narrative or like, let's, I forget how it started, but it was like, girls that sleep with you too quickly, like doesn't mean they're like sludder or anything, it means they don't care about you

and they never thought of you as like a potential boyfriend like they don't give a shit. That's what they slept with, he's so quick. Well that's why I tried to show the whole thing, like especially in summer house, where like some people I didn't ever saw, it's husband material, and people just like couldn't understand

that I could like someone and enjoy being around them, but like never take them seriously like that, and people like couldn't fathom that. But it's like, I have my own walls up and because I've been hurt and my mental state has been fucked up by dudes so like there's some dudes that you just know would ruin you emotionally but like your attracted to them and it's important to decipher that and it's okay but also further fucking more. Des reveals on Summer House this episode that we had sex on our second date.

And I remember it just being like a quarantine thing where I was a high-end net sex and so long. And I liked this guy. And we spent like two long dates together. And I was like, let's test the car. Let's see what we're working with. Yeah, for a second, I was like, oh, I don't usually. And he was like, I don't care.

Like you don't have a- I know, I really, as I get older, like, I don't usually, and he was like, I don't care. Like, you don't have to. I know, I really, as I get older, like, and girls will always ask me. And like, if I'm giving a girl advice, I would say, yes, wait. Like, it only gets them more obsessed with you because you have to like, they have to like work for it. But, if it's meant to be, like he does not give a shit.

But I would go so far as to disagree with you to an extent where like, it actually just protects you waiting longer. Because if you wait longer, you will see like, is he just trying to chase you? Or if he really liked you? So, because like, but if you give it up early, you could get really into him early and not see his true colors,

because you're like, get it really into him. So it's like, but then also, I've waited and never had sex with a guy, and they still come and manipulate you so. And I don't know. I don't know. I'm talking about it. And I've had sex and not even known someone's name,

and it's like, I love you. So I like how to realization too. I feel like, me and my friends were just like realizing things. I had a realization the other day too, because sometimes I get caught up and I'm like, do I like him or am I bored? Like, yeah. And I was like chatting with this one guy

and he texted me and he goes, this is gonna sound like so insane or, I don't know, he said something. And he was just like I want to know Everything about you And I sat there and I was like wow that was really sweet Have I ever felt like I want to know Everything about someone and I think I can pick like a few times where I'm like I'm

Fascinated by you and I just like, I wanna know about your childhood. And so now that's my new like, barometer when I'm talking to certain guys, like there's one guy I'm talking to and I was just like, I don't give a shit. Like, I don't care. And I was other guys and I'm like, I wanna know everything about you.

I would argue that I suffered from being shallow way worse than you. Like I'm very, I was very shallow in my dating life. And but I would like that I suffered from being shallow way worse than you like I'm very I was very shallow in my dating life And but I would like know it. I'd be like this guy can't form a sentence He played too much football has been hit too many times in the head, but I like really Think he's hot and I know he's And I and but I also like loved the idea of being this like girl That was just like you know having hot guys around her and just like so in control

But that was me having my own intimacy blocks and like wanted to be in control, which we're working on. But with Des, I like fell in love with how his brain works. Like you have to fall in love with how a dude's brain works. Yeah. Like you love how we get up with ideas and how he like has a conversation, how he deals with other people. Like it's all those nuances. You love how we can get up with ideas and how he has a conversation, how he deals with other people. It's all those nuances. But the first three months, you can enjoy anyone with dopamine.

Hannah, I can't even explain to you. You can convince yourself to enjoy anyone in three months. So y'all, don't be making decisions about your future. That's when when girls make does he like me? Do you even like him? You don't know until the three months dopamine stops hitting and you guys start seeing each other's real selves and you see yourself fighting over boundaries

and that's when chicken's real. After three months is usually like, I'm either gonna become your girlfriend or I'm not. Yeah. And anyone I think that decides before that, it really is. You're just having so much fun because after three months,

is a therapist once told me that you can only pretend to be your best version for three months. After that, it's done. So you start to see certain things where you're like, I don't love that, or that, oh, that makes me cringe. And I totally believe in that. That's like your trial has run out. And like, it's not that you dislike that person.

You're just like, I, and I'm not having fun anymore. And we never dated, so don't worry about it. Like, we're cool. I would do six months a lot. We're the first three months, it really fun. And then you start being yourselves and get a little annoying. you see people's annoying sides. And then it either becomes a pattern,

and you need to end it, or you realize how to work through it to be like, okay, he likes waking me up at 6am. I don't like that. Either we work that out, or this is an issue that we have to break up. Love I bring up sleeping as my. I'm so like, well, now that we're in like inspirational mode, I feel like we should do some advice. Yeah, let's do it. I miss these questions. Some people have some crazy things.

This is a wild one. I just moved in with my boyfriend and he won't get rid of his parents' ugly leather couch from 1996. Help. Spill red wine on it. What kind of couch did she say it was? It it was leather? It's an ugly leather couch. You have to accidentally have your keys in your hand and red that. You're like, you have to like, you're like, oh my God. Like a cigarette. I don't even know if you smoke or not.

It doesn't matter. Drop that shit on. Like the fire. Get out. Call the firefighters and they'll deal. What is the emotional attachment to said couch and to like, is it a money thing? Like you don't wanna buy a new couch?

Cause let me tell you, couch is a really expensive. Just like a shuttle. Shadily really expensive and it's so fucking annoying. What couch did you go with? Or is the designer helping you? Yeah, my girlfriend likes it. I'm like, wait, what couch is it? But it's like an ivory.

Okay, cool. I want into the cloud couch. Is that, is that, is it good? Or is it just a trend? I'm gonna tell you, on popular opinion, the cloud couch, I think, is comfortable. It's very low to the ground. Interesting.

Which I don't love. But it's sitting on the floor. But it's wide. Like, I like how wide the cushions are. But I think after time, it looks messy. I think it starts to look messy. And I feel like every single guy in New York City has a gray cloud couch. OK, this is a great question that we hit on.

But I think we can finalize our thesis on it. How do I know if I like a guy or I just like the attention? If you get distracted by other guys, yeah. Like if the second other hot guy walks in, you're distracted. That means you like his attention, but now you want his attention. Like there's plenty of guys that like I can go out with and like absolutely rip it on a Saturday and have so much fun. And like I'm a guy really like this person and whatever. And the moment like one of my girlfriend's calls me and is like this hot guy is interested

in you like I'm out. You know like I'm done. Yeah. So you really you have to put yourself in a situation where if someone better walked in would you leave your original person. Also if you start going on a long story about himself and you don't care. Care. That means you don't care. Care? That means you don't like him.

Because if he's not asking you questions about you, we're talking about you, and he's really talking about his family life, and you're like, what did I have for dinner last night? You don't fucking like him. I find myself doing that a lot. Also, like... Also, small things will start to piss you off. Yeah.

Like, really small things, and you're just like, yeah, this is like my gut telling me, like, get out. My boyfriend wants to stay home weekend nights, but I want to do fun stuff. What do we do? Oh, that's hard. I feel like, it, I have some questions. Does he get mad if you go out with the girls? And like, does he have social anxiety?

Like maybe it's something that you guys can work on together. Is there something fun that you both like to do? Could you trick him to go outside? Cause then once he's outside, he'll actually have more fun. Also, do you guys actually really like each other if you don't like to do the same things for fun? Also, like, he could have a crazy job then on the weekends he really is like I need to die

here. Yeah, thank you. But I do think it's important you enjoy the same fun stuff. I do too. Actually, I will tell you a small story about my ex boyfriend, Perry. So we contrary to my actual personality and who I am as a person, he always wanted to go and do things on the weekends

and I didn't, which is so interesting. Why do you think that was? Wait, we have to act it. Because I feel like it had to do something with your psyche at the time. Yeah, he would wanna go like out to dinners and then like possibly do something and I just like never wanted to.

Like I was like, can we just like lay on the couch? I don't know what it is. I've never like, I've never on a couch. Or do you feel like that's who you are in a relationship? Like you're like, okay, I don't have to go out and be seen and flirt with people. Like I just wanna be snugly.

I just think that whole year, I was like the most anxious I've ever been in my life for whatever reason. Yeah, and just, and like being outside in the outside world when you're anxious is just like, I can't. And also depression. Yeah.

Not that I was like depressed dating him. Like he was great, but. No, but you were going through like a lot of pressure. I was a weird place in my life like I was in a weird I was in a weird age I Think the best balance is like Friday nights. You stay in cuz I hate going out on Friday nights. Why I don't know There's something about like in New York City of like never really have fun on Friday nights I feel like Saturday nights. I'm a big I used to be a big Thursday girl That's why do you feel like Friday nights are everyone's too excited to go out at the end of the week

and it's like almost corny? I don't know, the rules are like so different in COVID now, but like, I mean, did you still love like a Friday night happy hour? Mm-hmm. And then like getting like drunk, but I don't know, whatever, I'm such an adult now that like Saturday drinking during the day is my new vibe. But I think stay in Friday nights and then go out a Saturday night.

You have to have a compromise. What you shouldn't be forcing him to go out every single night. Yeah. Can we just talk about my lighting right now? Look at my lighting compared to your lighting. I've never lived with a window, so it's just crazy. That natural light just hits different.

It hits different. Also, you're drinking iced coffee that you made? Okay, so I didn't make the iced coffee. Actually, you know what brand of iced coffee? It's that one. What's the one you would like to drink over the summer? Stoke! Yeah.

We love stoke. We love stoke. So, here's my routine. Ice halfway up, then to where the ice is, I do oat milk. I only drink chobani, you oat milk, and then stoke. And then on Amazon, I ordered these like, gold stainless steel straws. And it's fucking game changer.

I love how you've embraced your influencer because I felt like you were fighting it for a long time when I'm like, page you influence people. And now you're full like, okay, if you're gonna have a straw, you need this straw. Just wait. Wait till everything is set up, the amount of content, I'm just gonna be pumping out.

People are gonna be like, stop with your outfits. No, no one will ever say that. Help, I hate my besties man and they are serious. How do I deal? I hate my besties man and they are serious. How do I deal? I hate my besties man and they're serious. Well, you have to pick out the reasons why you hate him. Do you hate him because he treats your best friend like shit and she's in toxic abusive relationship

and she doesn't know it? Or do you hate him because he's just not the vibe. He's not funny, you know? Like there's so many reasons she could love him that you don't sit like. 100% and it's important to understand the difference because you know, like someone will start dating someone and you're like, oh, like they wouldn't be in my friend group

and they're kind of like, yeah, bring down the vibe but as long as she's happy. I've had friends who I'm like, this guy's a straight nerd, you know, but he's not like cheating on had friends who I'm like, this guy is a straight nerd, you know, but he's not like cheating on her. He's just like, not it. But like, Do you ever like meet someone's family?

Do you like your friends? And you're like, oh, I didn't see that for them, but like, that's their normal. So you don't always know. Wait, explain. Okay. Like, you're like,

meet someone and you assume their family's just like your family. And then you meet their family. And like, the vibe is just like, very someone and you assume their family is just like your family and then you meet their family and like the vibe is just like very different. So then you understand why they make decisions differently than making you do. And it's not good or bad. It's just like some people, like some people the dad is really stern and the mom is quiet. Some people the mom is really loud and bossy and the dad is just sweet. Some people the dad is loud and funny and the mom is loud and funny.

Like there's so many different family environments that are your love story. You know what I'm always fascinated by? What? Guys that have moms. This is going to be so bad. But listen to the other thing. Guys that have moms were like in your head you're like you were definitely the biggest hoe in your 20. Like you're reading the hell.

You can just tell. If the mom is a hoe. No, I feel like you can tell. I feel like a New York trailer. You're a hoe, you're a hoe, you're a hoe, you're a hoe. I don't know what it is. It's just like a vibe that I get that I'm just like, oh wow, I think that you are probably like a whore. So what does that say about you that he wanted to date you?

I haven't met one of those. I haven't, no, okay, here is, I should say this, because I don't know who listens to this. I haven't met a mom of a guy that I'm dated, ever dated that I was like, this mom's a whore. Not true. And someone who's backshacking. You were up to, you never met messages. I never met messages.

Like, oh, see, you think my mom's a hoe? I'm not like thinking of someone. I really think that your parents say a lot of like who you're gonna be attracted to but also that um Once this guy I was dating his mom was a bodybuilder, so I know what that's Wait, this is actually I caught myself the other day. So this guy was like DMing me and I like started to like tell my mom about him. And I was like, we're so cute. I like let me show you a picture and whatever we're talking. And then just like out of my mouth, I go, he kind of looks like dad. And then I was like, wait, that's disgusting. But I was like, oh my god, he like kind of reminds me of my dad. And like, I don't know, I got to a weird place mentally. And I'm just like me of my dad. And I don't know.

I got to a weird place mentally, and I was just like, this is weird. I know, I don't love that for you. However, I feel like things get normalized going up with it. I love guys with strong noses. And I think it's because my dad has a larger nose, and I just think it's hot when a guy is like,

a nose that looks like I could take a punch. Yes. I really, I love guys that have light eyes who are like Italian-type features, but have light eyes and could go either way because my dad has green eyes and I just... Okay, I'm just gonna uncomfortable little. Yeah, no, no.

Do you think it's true that like girls, because they say like guys end up marrying girls that are like their mom? Yeah. And I really, I don't know. Do you think it's true that girls marry, well, you're the one engaged. Do you think that Des has a lot of qualities

that your dad has? Yes. And like what, like, give me a blue. They're both like light up a room, funniest person ever. They're both very competitive. Like, Des and I started playing volleyball tournaments like two months in, and he was like, light up a room, funniest person ever. They're both very competitive. Like, Des and I started playing volleyball tournaments like two months in and he was like, legit yelling at me when I'd mess up

and I like, low-key loved it. Because he like cares so much. Because that's one of my dad and I would fight if I was sports. Yeah. He also like, yeah, he'll get along with anyone and he has his like, own stuff going on and, but then he also has a lot of sides of my mom

where like, because I'm actually really similar to my dad, and I'm unorganized, I don't know directions. Does is like, super good, he's like an adult. Like, he knows what the schedule is for the day, he'll drive me wherever, because I don't have my license. I'm literally a baby. And then when I'm hungry, he gives me what to eat. But these are little things also about compatibility

that people have to understand. It's not about who's hot. It's literally like, I know I can't do directions. So I need a guy who's going with directions or I'll be lost my whole life. I need a guy that can turn on on television. I don't know why televisions are so hard to turn on. Why are there two remote controls?

And if you press the wrong button, the next five hours is ruined. So he's really good at turning on TV. Sam Song? Sam Song? Sam Song? We'll see you in court. How?

Can we get a man to the moon, but we can't turn on TV with one button. Dude, last night I had this exact thought. My Roku, like, wouldn't connect to the Wi-Fi, but the Wi-Fi was connected. And I was just like, it says connected, fucking act like it. You know, I feel like I was fighting with the Wi-Fi as if it was a boyfriend. That's for connected. That's for connected.

Why don't you act like it. Act like it. Prove it. Prove that you're connected. I was like, how the fuck? I think death is actually a combination of my parents, but someone also say like, your, the person you went up with should be more like

your best friend than like, your dad. I think Brunei Brown said that. Brunei Brown, Brunei Brown knows what's up. I have broken up with guys because they have qualities that I'm like, ooh, that's like my dad would do it differently. And my dad might do it differently and it could be wrong. Yeah. But I like the way that that's how my dad would do it differently. And my dad might do it differently, and it could be wrong.

But I like the way that that's how my dad is, and that's what I know. Well, you want someone who feels like home, and was crazy about, about, Dez and I is like, I've lived in like Florida, Wisconsin, whatever, Dez has lived in Ireland, traveled the whole world, and I ended up with a guy from Queens,

and he ends up with a girl from Brooklyn. And it's because like, when he sits at the dinner table with my family We're just like my dad feels like he's known him forever and there's something super nice about that But then some people like different it depends on like your girl Like some people are like I want someone who doesn't have like maybe the toxic patterns that I grew up with Yeah, people love the toxic patterns It's so weird too, because we always talk about if we've ever been in love and whatever.

And I really genuinely feel like the most in love I ever was was with my first boyfriend. And he has a girlfriend. She listens to the pod, she hates us. She's the one DM me calling you a lazy piece of shit. Her name is Chris Bussett. I don't think he's had a girlfriend who hasn't hated me. It's just fun for us.

But anyway, I think I also loved him the most because he was the most like my dad. One day he pulled up and was like, because my family is like really crazy about like keeping their cars clean. And so my dad has like a, it's like a whole thing. I don't know why we're like this. Like my dad would literally lock the windows as a child and you couldn't put them down because he'd just wash the car

and he like couldn't have those streaks. It was really traumatizing, whatever. I've talked about in therapy. So like my dad has to tell you. It's the most important. We have a vacuum in our garage, whatever I've talked about in therapy. So my dad has to tell you. It's the most important. We have a vacuum in our garage built into the wall just to vacuum your car.

Just, I can't. You just, that's where you pull up and my dad will vacuum inside your car in our garage. It's just who he is. And one day my boyfriend pulled up and was like, hey, can I use the vacuum in the car? You would have thought that my dad, like he had asked my dad, like,

hey, can I give you a million dollars? My dad was like, yeah, yes, my dad went out and bought this guy. My dad has never gone out and bought a present for anyone. He's never even known, I don't think he knows when my birthday is. He went out and bought this man a full set of wiper fluid, like Windex, like this whole kit that you keep in your trunk.

He felt understood that he keeps in his trunk so like you can wipe down anything in your car and I was just like what's happening here? And like I really loved that though. So like I know that my next boyfriend has to clean his car. Oh no, so we're just adding to this list. Oh my God. I really loved that though. So I know that my next boyfriend has to clean his car. Oh no, so we're just adding to this list. Oh my god.

And just be like my husband. It has to bring me pancakes. But I do think it's important for people to remember. It's not what Disney told you of finding the best guy. It's the best guy for you. For example, actually got a DM of a girl. And it started with I actually was with Des. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That was the beginning of the message. And I clicked into, that was like the beginning of the message. And I clicked into it because, you know, I wanted to get my feelings hurt. Of course. And she basically goes, I was actually with Des this summer on the beach because I was on a riot date with his friend. And he picked me up from the city and took me straight to a volleyball game. I, unlike you, hate volleyball and awkwardly sat there for three hours but does was really nice and like talked to me because he could tell. So I

thought about this because if I was her and I like went up to meet some guy in the hands and he's like let's go play volleyball I'd be like awesome like I love that shit but like to her she was like this was my living nightmare but I got to meet does he's cool I know the I literally pass out from just like being so infuriated. Like this is our first date. It's so funny because the stuff that Daz and I have done, I'm like, there's a reason why two people click because we do shit that other people would probably hate.

A thousand percent. A thousand percent. That's why like, when I went through my breakup, I was just like, you're, but you're gonna find someone who loves doing shit with you that I hate doing. You know, and that's what it really like comes downtown. And it's like, it was so hard for you to get there,

but like, people also have to realize you have to know it brings you joy, and it's okay to tell someone like you're great, but I feel like I can find someone who I'm more compatible with. And that is totally... Have you watched that Netflix show the one? I didn't want to start because I felt like it would be a whole fucking thing.

Hannah, it will? Is it similar to are you the one? No. Okay. No. It's basically, it really has been mine fucking me. I'm almost done with it. I think I have like, and one episode left. It doesn't get good.

I saw it on Instagram and everyone's like, you gotta watch it, you gotta watch it. It doesn't really get good until like, the end of the second episode, like maybe beginning of third because I almost stopped it. You know I hate one thing, I know, you hate that. You're like, I almost stopped it. Until six seasons in, but then it's fire

You waste your life for three years and then it's worth it. No, it's literally the worst show ever. You should totally watch it So what's so parody videos? Well, you cracked yourself up. You didn't even explain it. You didn't even explain it. Crack my damn self up. OK, so basically, the gist is this woman came up with this science that if you take everyone's DNA, you actually can match people based on their DNA and you're immediately going to be compatible. And this is your one true love.

So if you get matched, this is your true love. And I, that's not true. I disagree. Wait, obviously, it's not true because this is a made up show. Oh, it's made up. Yes. I thought it was a reality show.

No, oh my God, no. This is like a script. I was like, I don't know a lot, but I know that that is not true. I was so proud of myself. I was like, I did the math a lot, but I know that that is not true. I was so proud of myself. I was like, I did the math. Not true, they're lying. You're like, I didn't go to medical school,

but I'll tell you this bitch. I was about to fight you. I was like, you really think you're doing it wrong. Wrong. It's like, oh my god. Okay, no, this is a made up show. It was hypothetical. If a scientist could find you, your true love

based on your DNI. Yeah. And the whole show is just like, is it good? Is it bad? What does it affect? People were married. And then they were like, get matched. And it was like, okay, but this is who I should really be with.

Like that person doesn't even speak English. Like, it just, just what's crazy anyway, I think you should watch it because like I was asking like a bunch of people And I was like would you do it like if this was real would you get matched? Oh my god after like engaged Yeah, like what if you What if there you knew if you got matched? I would talk to him. I would be like either we stay or we both do match. We both got matched.

And we'd come up with a mutual decision. And we'd be logical about it. However, there's so many different ways you love. So it's like how are they going to say something? You don't believe there's one soulmate for you now. I don't either. I don't believe that there's one. Like think of how much you love your first boyfriend.

You're gonna find someone else you love too. And like, it's not gonna take away from that love. It's just all different. I do think there's something about finding a life partner that like there has to be a lot of compatibility for your day-to-day life. Right, like I've never even been to Australia. How do I know?

Exactly. That my soulmate isn't living in Australia. I'm obsessed with Australia. I'm gonna go. I want to live there for, I want to do like a comedy tour there and live there for like three months. Wow. I would actually love that and I would so come visit. I was talking to Hannah Ferry, air from below deck, you know like the chiefs do. Yeah. And she's Australian and she, I basically was like, I want to go to eat breake. Yeah.

That's what they call it. And she goes, wait, you're coming to Australia to eat breakfast? And I was like, you guys have the best avocado toast, the cutest coffees. And she's like amongst other things. Amongst others. She's like, you can eat breakfast anyway. No, it just seems like, and then she's like,

I could watch people like run or whatever People do like with all their haas Australian bodies while I sit and bathe in the sun And then there's like kangaroos running everywhere and I can't really want an Australian accent I feel like I'd be cooler with an Australian accent one of my guy friends like moved to back to Australia Like during the pandemic. Well first of all, they're like all living their fucking lives in Australia Yeah, cuz they've been really safe. And like, just his Instagram stories. I'm just like, this is... It's paradise. Looks like paradise. Yeah, like this looks like a made up place.

Who tricked us to think we need to live in New York City? No, I'm letting you stay in Australia. When you could live in Australia. Brick building. That's like from the 1800s. I don't even know. You know what I think it's time for? From PageFuckin' News. Okay. Bad Baby. The Catch Me Outside Girl from Dr. Fed. Catch Me Outside, how about that?

Danielle Brigholi. There's something about her name that she sounds like. Do you remember the show Re? Yes, she was there someone like named Danielle Bergoly You know when they know I can't stop thinking about how much I loved recess in the morning Recess was amazing remember the girl that wore like the green hat and she picked tails and she was like the bully. She's mean Yeah, that's who this girl reminds me of. I think her name is literally Spinelli. Ashley Spinelli.

Yeah. Yeah. You were really close. That was good. That was really good. She posted a video on tiktok, which appears to be her revenue stream. And she, from her only fans, which she had started and it was only six hours

after she had started her only fans and she made a million dollars and they said she's projected to make five million dollars and 24 hours. Yes, so Dad's told me about this and he was just silent and I was like babe, if anything bad happens to us at least I have a vagina and he didn't really react. I think he was just like shocked. I just don't know what she's doing on it because she said I don't have a big donkey booty for some for some reason I don't like that term like every time I hear it it freaks me out. Do you hear that a lot? He's had a common phrase using conversation with your friends.

He's had a common phrase using conversation with your friends She was whenever people call it a donkey booty. I just like it's weird I just don't like it like it just I don't know you know like there's some words It's just like give you like the hippie Gb. Yeah, whatever. Um, she said I don't have a big donkey booty So don't expect that over here. I cannot supply that if you have any complaints calls to customers If you have any complaints calls to my surface. Like here's the crazy thing now that people are really having a problem with and I wanna know if this was Dez's problem too. She just turned 18.

So people were like, if you're subscribing to this, I mean, she's legal, whatever. But if you're subscribing to this, like ew, she's like literally a kid. Well,'s like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like,

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It's just she have a lot of male followers. Yeah, she's a kid, but I don't I don't yeah It's just weird. It's just weird But the fact that she's 18 and breaking in like $5 million in 24 hours like absolutely go off Yeah, do like who is anyone to be like that's degrading like I mean people say we're degrading because we're on reality TV So it's like I can't you can't knock it Someone literally was like ew so disgusting DM dream was like ew so disgusting how much of your ass was showing in your bathing suit and I was just like Literally the point of a bathing suit. I don't know suit and I was just like literally the point of a bathing suit. I don't know.

Someone said to me, oh, all you do is stir up drama and you're so emotional and I go, wait, I'm on a reality TV show. What do you want me to do? You're going to be not react and be emotional and not- That's been some of my- I've been responding a few times and that's been my response I'm like wait, this is a TV show. Did you forget what do they say when you say that nothing cuz then I block them because I just want my I want to have the last word. Yeah, I love that for you Thank you and again one more story So so we eat in Quavo were which I didn't even really know that they were dating, but whatever,

they broke up and they'd confirmed their split on March 19th. And then TMZ put this video out, have you seen it? It's on them in an elevator. Okay, nothing good happens in the elevator. It's kind of crazy. So he is holding, you can tell what's going on in this video without hearing anything He is holding a case this like orange Kate like briefcase looking thing like it looks like Something like a seven-year-old would have for like his Tonka truck, you know like it just like it's like a case And they're getting in an elevator and she's trying to like swipe it away

And he basically like comes back and and she falls down on the ground and then stays on the ground for the remainder of the elevator ride. And then when they get down to wherever they are, he gets out and puts the case in the elevator door so it stays open and waits for her to get up. Never goes over to her. It's not like he punches her in the face and she falls,

but through them struggling with this case, like she falls on the ground. She like definitely hurts herself because she like doesn't get up. And they're saying like this happened over a year ago, but it's just like being released. The case is a call of duty, like video game thing. So you know for a fact that she was like,

you're not bringing this fucking game and playing this for hours and he was probably like, shut the fuck up. Like, I'm taking it. They literally were fighting over video games, which I don't have a boyfriend. I don't have one. So I don't, I don't know, but I see I'm TikTok. Like, it's some couples, like biggest issue.

Like the men are just playing video games. So during quarantine Girls realized how much their dude loves playing video games all day Yeah, and it's funny because when I was talking to Jake from state farm who is your friend right now? Yes, he had this whole joke where like You answer the phone with your headset on means you're like a badass because it's like you don't care what girls think but if you take the headset off for a girl it means you're simping for her. Wow. But like legit like professional athletes and a Murray who's a professional tennis player like almost had a break up with his girlfriend

because she said he played video games too much and it's a real fucking issue. It's so crazy and like little split second moments you and that you don't realize tell you if you like a guy or not because there's guys that will FaceTime me and I'll have like no makeup on and pimple cream and I'll be like absolutely not answering but then there's other ones that I'm like I don't give a fuck. What do you think? Or sometimes you like them to be like this is is me. And like, I like this. Have you ever dated a guy who was like super into video games?

Yeah, I dated a comic once who like to smoke weed and play video games. But yeah, it was, it's kind of lame because I don't like video games. I think it's stupid. Like, why are we obsessed with this fake level that we got on? I've never, I don't think I've ever dated someone who where it infringed on our relationship, and I was like, oh, video games again. No, it's kind of thing we're whenever they're free.

Where normally you'd be like, oh, let's tell the cow, just find something to watch. They're just playing a game. And they really have their heads set on, so it's like, you're not even there. Interesting. But that's also, I'm not good at them, so I don't like it. Yeah.

That's how I feel those sometimes when boys like watch sports. But I don't hate it because I like to lay on the couch with them and be on my phone and like doing my own thing. So I'm like, I don't have fun. I remember once I like took a nap while he was playing video games, and that was fun. Yeah. I can fall asleep through any buzzer-beater game There is you know the buzz just puts you right just But the English DM us if you have any issues with yeah, I'd love to hear some video game stories

I want to video game nightmares and but a lot of time like for guys I think if the specialty of anxiety it's like a way to like get out of real life and just like be playing with your boys. But it is super addicting and could be not healthy for like two people trying to get to know each other. Side note, did you get a dick pick? Oh my God, Hannah, I wrote that in our notes. I forgot about that. Dude, listen to this fucking story.

You're gonna lose your mind. I need to find it. I need to find it immediately. Should we post it? Let's not the Patreon. Dude. Oh my God. Listen to this conversation.

Okay, I get this on Monday at 11.23 p.m. Okay? So glad we finally got to meet up this weekend. I had an amazing time. Here's something to remember me by insert dick pick in my brain. I'm like, what the fuck? So I call one of my girlfriends and I go, hey

At any moment this weekend did I give anyone my number like where were we? Who were we with and like I didn't drink that much. I was like, I know. So this is your phone number, not a DM. This is my phone number, my cell phone number. Oh no. And I'm like, there's no situation that this is whatever. I'm just ignoring it. So I don't respond.

Tuesday, 205. Wow, no response, he said. And then I started to get in my head, and I'm like, this is someone just like fucking with me and So I go first of all I don't know who this is second of all this is fucking disgusting He responds and goes oh my god This isn't Katie question mark and I go absolutely fuck off and he goes I'm so sorry. I'll delete this number and And then I just had a moment for the girls.

So listen to this text that I sent back. Word of advice, stop sending girls dick pics. We don't like it. We screenshot them, and we send them to our group chats, and we make fun of you. And the name dick pic guy, in quotes, is hard to erase from our memory. So please spare my girl, Katie, the trauma.

Because I immediately screen shoted it and sent it into my group chat. And I was like, anyone recognize this one? Anyone know what it is? What did it look like? And what was his pose? Do you want to see it? Yeah.

It's uncircumcised. Let's not, don't knock it. Wait, we go up higher We I can't I shouldn't show that cuz I can't have someone think cuz he went for no balls This is how she it's called a DOC. It's a dick out of context like if you guys are like like talking and you know sex staying like that and like his hands and he's like, there's a difference to a, but I'm just gonna fucking random dick without even a ball. So there's no even, it's just flying out in the sky. It looks like a few tips.

I mean, look, there's just in no circumstances, I could be texting you for three hours. I don't want you to send me a picture of your deck. I don't want it. Unless I specifically ask for it, and I'd have to be under the influence of a lot of alcoholic beverages, do not send me one. And even if I do ask for it, don't send it. It's so interesting because it's true. I've never been like, he had the most beautiful looking dick.

I've had guys who I'm like, no it's not bad. Like it actually like it's symmetrical, it's pretty smooth. I've had ones that definitely aren't good looking. Even when I'm like actually having intercourse with someone, never does it run through my brain like, wow. Wow. You look so sick look. Yeah, like I'm like, get it out of here. I don't like put it away. Well, it's so funny because not to get dark, but Dez had to stick it on their cancer. And so they took one of his, they had to take one

of his balls out and they asked him if he wanted to fake ball. Yeah. And he was like, for what? And they were like, oh, like aesthetics, like cosmetic. So he goes, yeah. Wait, so it looks better with two balls?

Like I'm pretty sure balls are just discussing in general And he was like don't put a fake ball in me. He made some joke He was like when I die my ashes are gonna be thrown and then suddenly you'll see a silicone ball like That's so interesting so he has one ball and like it's actually great Yeah, I mean it's less work for you. I don't like I know you have to acknowledge them at some point, but like I'm like, oh, get out of here. I feel like your your fingers are so long that you could like pop one accidentally if you

tried to play with it too much. There have been times where I've been like my manicure right now is fucking on point. Well, I was about to say like sometimes you have to get messed, you got to put fingers in where places like, your manicure doesn't can't handle that shit. No. No. Look, when I started doing my nails, I was like, no.

I'm like, I'm not picking anything up and getting under there. Like, I just got this painted. Like, I actually get out of here. So anyway, so that was my week this week. I got a dick pic unsolicited, and then I just gave this guy some piece of my mind. Guys, check out the merch. We are so blown away by the response to it. It's been amazing.

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