Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige’s birthday, hypnosis, and Selena Gomez friend drama

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

Paige turned 30!!! We discuss how we celebrated her birthday, dope documentaries, Hannah's new workout plan, and Paige undergoing hypnosis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up my 13 going on 30 giga glas before we get into my birthday I just I have such a pressing question that I've been waiting to ask you. Wait, I'm nervy. Is this a Selena Gomez stand podcast? It's complicated. It's complicated, right? I have to say it was. Okay. No, no. Well, actually, I didn't really know a lot about Selena. Okay, we're getting into it. I did not know a lot about Selena. I know she has like crazy fans. I like some of her songs. I didn't know the extent of stuff. The documentary, my mind and me, was, to me, one of the realist,

celeb documentaries I've ever watched, were like, yeah, it had it's puff piece moments, but like, she was showing like, drums. Yeah. But then after the fact there's like weird shit going on in social media. There's weird shit going on in social media. Her friend that basically gave her a fucking kidney. Kidney. Kidney. Kidney or lower? Kidney. Kid. Either way.

Good, Jeffrey Dahmer. Either way, we would never. I figured out. So Selena Gomez said that she doesn't really fit in with like the girls. This is going to sound so fucked. That like the girls in the industry and Taylor. Where did she say that? I think she said it in like an interview.

Okay. She's never really had girlfriends that are in her realm of celebs status and that she's really only friends with Taylor Swift. So her friend who gave her her kidney who is also an actress commented on one of the quotes like on social media and said, interesting. Now, if I gave anyone a kidney,

you do my taxes every year, you clean my house. Like, bitch, if I'm giving you a kidney, you are tied to me for life. There's a shrine of me in every room in your house. Your child's named after me, like a lot of things are happening because I'm just handing out kidneys to random people. In Selena's defense, the girl that gave her a kidney

is she, she's not an a-list celebrity. And I'm not saying that in like, yeah, I am. You're either a-list or you're not. And this girl is not a-list. I don't think Selena meant like... I felt like it was weird for the girl to comment and put herself in a Taylor Swift category of fame. But you saw Selena responded. And said sorry I couldn't mention everyone I know.

See that? Yeah. That was wild. There's definitely, there's other stuff happening. But then talk about friend drama. She has this friend, Rekal. Everyone's so mad at Rekal. Everyone hates Rekal. But Paige, when I watch the scene that everyone's talking about, it's basically the girl being like,

can you come out on Sunday night and Selena's like, I can't and then Selena's like, do you think I'm ungrateful for my job? I think it's talking about. It's basically the girl being like, can you come out on Sunday night and Selena's like, I can't, and then Selena's like, do you think I'm ungrateful for my job and gets really upset? Things were cut up. It was cut up, and I also, the girl never said that to Selena.

I thought the girl was trying to get Selena like to be happy and thought like, maybe it would be a fun thing to like get out of work for a little. The girl didn't seem that upset. The girl seemed calm. I didn't think the whole documentary that was so important about mental health was going to be about if this girl were Kels a cunt or not. Okay. From that conversation when she's like, Hey, we have like fucking Stephanie's birthday dinner when we get back Selena's comment was

You guys are gonna be messed up for a couple of days. Which In my brain went to oh your friends are still like drug out drug addict like alcoholics and they still party and you can't do that anymore because like you have shit going on. I felt like that was like crazy that they kept that in her saying like you're gonna be messed up for a few days and then Raquel being like well yeah. Like I got weird on that. Raquel was a producer, she was apparently an executive producer on it.

Very interesting. I'm surprised that they kept so many moments of like Selena having like tantrums. Yes. Because some of the tantrums I was like you're like okay when she was getting her hair and makeup done and she said can you get that tie dish for me and they were like it's 7 a.m. she was like I don't care I want it. Like that to me I I was like, wait, what? See, I related to that. See, I was like, why don't I eat more Thai at 7am?

However, you don't have to show that to us. Like you did not have to show like, even she was like doing press, and afterwards she was like so mad at the press lady. Yeah. She was like, she wasn't listening to my answers. But okay, for someone who doesn't know that Selena Gomez is bipolar and has certain mental health struggles, if you are just talking to her, I could see where people are like, she's kind of a bitch.

What's funny is after the documentary, I actually was like, I'm a Selena Stan. I love her and the fact she had the balls to show all that about her. Like I really respect. But then the weird like friendship beefs freaked me out. Okay. Is Selena Gomez the Jennifer Aniston of our generation?

And are Justin and Haley Brangelina. Oh, yeah. Because okay, here's the other thing. They like reference Justin, but in this documentary, you have no like, you have no contacts. All you know is that she was on tour. You don't know the year unless you like really looked it up Which like I didn't when I was watching it like okay?

She's on tour in 2016 had she just broken up with Justin and did he just get engaged like was that all then when she had to go into a psychiatric Hospital like they don't give you any contact Contacts they basically say like she was exhausted from doing she did 55 shows on tour then all of a sudden she had to go to the hospital Like I felt like they left out a lot of things that I Needed like a frame of reference She also kind of hints like her songs like say a lot She also kind of hints like her songs like say a lot

Like her song about him like I think she hinted that enough to know like She that her that number one song Like she needed to hate Justin Bieber to even like feel like herself Well, like yes, she had to lose him and when she says you sing the chorus Off key because it wasn't yours. Everyone's dated a dude like that. Yes. I kind of felt that shit. I just feel like Justin, his way of healing after the breakup was like moving on.

Immediately find a girl and getting married and trying to get his image clean, where Selena went through it to try to get better. Selena did the work. Because she could be dating every guy to make him jealous. She could be doing these fake relationships to get press. But what we forget is also this girl who can't look at her phone deals with all this stuff is the most followed person on social media.

I think we were, are we a little old for Selenist thing? I think we're a touch on the old side because like we were, we weren't watching Disney Channel when Waverly Place was on. We had Moonshot Jersey Shore. Yeah. You know, we were in a different bracket. But when she sang, and when they come and get it, that shit was hot. I thought of us when she said, what her friend was like, you have anxiety to go home and turn your phone on. Remember when we were having really bad anxiety

and we couldn't go to our beds? And we were staying on the couch. Yes. I thought of us during that part. And I've also not turned my phone on. Are we in our Selena Gomez era? Do you know what's weird? Having the relationship with Raquel is interesting.

It almost was like Raquel was like her babysitter. Yeah, what's Raquel's job I wanted to know that is. I want to know, because it's hard to have a friend who doesn't understand it. And like, are you paying Raquel? Like that's a weird dynamic. Because there's not a friend that can just randomly pick up, go to Kenya, then go to to London then go to Paris like Okay, so Raquel does not have a job if she can just like travel like that or her job was like being her like person

That's so she's not alone, but that creates a weird dynamic too Also my fucking nightmare. Yeah is waking up in my own house with a random person in my bed and four people turning the light on and being like, time to get hair and makeup done. I do think when you get really rich, they just have mansions that with like tons of people in it all the time and that's I would rather live in a tiny little shack where no one knows where I am and I will show up when it's call time. Because you don't, you probably never genuinely feel like you're alone. And maybe some of the celebs like that. Because even think about like, okay, this is perfect

because we're both in like long distance relationships. Think about when Des is home, but you're not in the same room, is it completely different feeling than when like he's away on business and you're in your apartment by yourself? Like it's a way different feeling of being actually alone. For sure. Do I still text him sometimes when he's in the bedroom and I'm in the kitchen? Absolutely.

Well that's fine. He goes babe, just say something and I'm like no. That's efficient. You're saving your conserving energy. Exactly. I have a no. That's efficient. You're saving. You're conserving energy. Exactly. I have a long day ahead of me. But I also, Selena, you notice how she has a voice when she's turning it on.

And then she has her voice where she's mumbling. Yeah. And I feel like it's almost from being a kid actor where you have to be this presentable person. When she was apologizing to her agent after she like, clearly, is about to do a sold out tour and the agent's like, I'm about to be so rich from you. That was sad. That was really sad. I think if anything, this taught me, there should be no such thing as like a, like a famous child star because you don't develop, your brain doesn't develop the way it's supposed to, I feel like. One thing I do have to say about that I felt from the documentary that was like

really good of Selena, you know famous people are different you guys. It doesn't matter how famous they are. Some people just like really amote that they're famous and like when you're talking to them like they look right through you. Like they are famous. And like when you're talking to them, like they look great through you. Like they are famous. Where there's some people who are so fucking famous, but when you're talking to them, they are here listening.

Yeah. I feel like Selena when she was like in Kenya and when she was doing the meat and greets. Like she seemed very like a human. Yes, yes. Like I love a celebrity documentary, and sometimes you could tell they're like, hey, right.

I'm not here right now, I'm thinking about something out. Like I have things to do, I'm doing this. I mean could you imagine performing in front of like, I don't get how people legitimately go on tour. I don't get how people legitimately go on tour. I don't get how like Harry Styles did MSG every single night. I don't get how people are on Broadway. I don't understand.

I don't like it's literally something that I don't get. How are you doing this every single night full energy? Like an hour and a half of singing. I don't get how you do it. And it's like after 55 shows, she got exhausted. I'm like, uh, yeah, the math is mapping. Like we do two good least quad shows, and I'm like, I'm out for a week.

I am exhausted. The company, Justin Bieber has come out. I need to like decompress and we're not even like Performing well we're performing but like we're talking and we have like each other So it's not like it's all on you. I just have such Admiration for people that can go and do full concerts. I think that's crazy I do think when you watch a documentary you have to think think of like the why. Like, what was her purpose of this documentary? Because I would have loved to see more about like,

a little more about her come up. Where the fuck was her mom? I wanted more earlier days. Why does she hate Disney so much? Ooh, she hates Disney. Also just her hating being famous. No, she hates it. Hates it hates it, but she's the most famous girl.

And then the pressure where she's like, I have to change how the whole education system views mental health. Like putting all this pressure on herself. So much pressure. Here's the other thing. Like, she's so rich that like, okay, I would say that most everybody, like in the world, you work so that you can make money so that you can do things that you want. If you have enough money to do everything you want, then why not stop? Okay, that was my red flag with Requel. That was my red flag.

Do you remember the conversation where Selina's like, I want to stop? And Requel was like, you self-sabotage yourself I go Baba baba baba baba baba Selena Gomez Yeah, is Arguably one of the most successful people in the world. Yeah, I don't think she's rampantly self-sabotaging herself And clearly she's not enjoying these things she's doing

She's like okay and make music okay go fucking play guitar in the countryside She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that. She doesn't like that.

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Because I'd be like, bitch, you've been working since you were four years old. Take a fucking break. Even if she took, even if she took a full year off, like her bank account is not really being not affected by a full year off. They didn't even, I wanna hear more about why she started Rare, how she started it, how it's become one of the biggest makeup brands. Also, she acted in murders only in the building, which is like incredible.

That's interesting to me. I just felt like, I feel like if you haven't watched it, you have to watch it because there are certain things where you're like, wait, I've either felt that before or I feel like I've said that and I couldn't see the people around me being like, that's crazy. Like when she was the whole tour sucks

and everyone came in and was like, it's amazing. I feel like I've felt that before where I'm just like this sucks and everyone's like, are like, it's amazing. Like, I feel like I've felt that before where I'm just like, this sucks and everyone's like, are you kidding? Like, it's so good. But like, I also want to know where her mom was and then when her mom was like, she wants nothing to do with me.

Why? Get off. Okay, you give us some context. Like, why? This is my biggest question. Did you notice? They show a little clip of the mom in the beginning saying we were worried about her.

We heard about her mental breakdown from TMZ and then not one clip of her mom the entire like how did they hear about it from TMZ like what no one called her like what's going on where's the dad where's the dad but the mom is not in one scene the whole time not with her at least. No, I mean I've heard that they like don't get along. Selena and her mom sometimes, but that was just, I have more questions than answers. I have so many questions. I have so, I just so many.

Do you look at her differently than you did before? I feel like I started looking at her differently after she broke up with Justin and like all the Haley Bieber stuff started happening. My initial thought about her was like, oh, she's this pop star Disney girl, whatever. And then after she went through this horrible public break up, I looked at her as way more human and a friend

where I'm like, I don't think I'd ever be able to go through that public of a breakup. And that the fuck, and she's not even allowed I don't think I'd ever be able to go through that public of a breakup and like, like that, the fuck, and she's not even allowed to say anything because people would automatically be like, get over it, you're crazy, like, he's moved on. Like, that must have fucking sucked. You know, we're desentering men for my lives, but I want her to find love so bad. So bad.

So bad. What about the part when she's crying? And she's like, I just want to be a mom. Like, I want to be normal. I was like, quit everything. I was like, oh my god. Like, no. I think she's exactly our age.

She might be. Lemon, I'll look it up. I think maybe she might be like a year. Oh, also, Raquel Red Flag, when they're in Kenya and Raquel goes. Selena, like younger guys. I was like, also, Raquel Redflag when they're in Kenya and Raquel goes Selena like younger guys. I was like, um, okay, inappropriate. That was no inappropriate. That was one time. And I've been in there before for the rest of my life. So go find yourself Raquel. She's third day. She's 30. Okay. Here's another thing I'm going to say about turning 30 since

I did do it this weekend. I feel like the number one thing that people have been saying to me, leading up to me turning 30 is nothing changes. Your day to day is like the same. Don't worry about it. It's fine. Then I get home and it's the day of my birthday. My dad goes, if fucking sucks, I hated turning 30.

It was the worst. I had a really tough time with it the whole time. And he's the first person that has actually said that to me, like everyone else is like, it's amazing, it's great, you're gonna love it. I hate it, first of all, second of all, I feel like I woke up this weekend and did feel different. Like not in a bad way, but I feel like I woke up this weekend and did feel different. Like not in a bad way, but I felt like there were certain things that I either did that I shouldn't be doing anymore

or aren't doing that I should be doing that in my head I was kind of like, we get now I'm 30 now I have to do that or like yeah now I'm 30 I can't do that anymore. Like in it almost just like clicked, like it wasn't like a stressful put pressure on me thing, but I definitely feel different. I remember feeling a weight off my shoulders that like, I don't have the pressure to have to have fun anymore. Yes.

Like, you know, you're 27, I'm like, I'm not going out. I'm not going out. I'm not going out. I'm not going out. I'm so done. We did it. We were crazy.

We were crazy. We were crazy. Check. Thank you so much to the Academy. I had a great time blowing up every single club, but like thank you. I did it. I did it. It's the best time of your life. Thank you. I did it. I experienced it. Now let me rest in peace. I have one more thing about Selena Gomez. Okay. And this is a little hot take, but like I'm obsessed with faces. You guys know that. Something changed in her face, and I think I know what it is. Wow, what?

Obviously, like, I think she's like the most unique, prettiest person ever. I think she's okay. This last year, something changed in her face. And at first I was like, is it her eyebrows? Is this something in her chin? I realized, you know, she is like the most beautiful nose. Yeah. She narrowed her nose. And I am not happy about it. Very interesting. She narrowed it. And it looks a little more just like Instagram model-esque. And I'm living. My thing with her, not to criticize her, because I think she's stunning gorgeous.

She doesn't move her, like when she talks, she talks like this and she only moves her lips. Like she doesn't move any part of her mouth. It could be both talks. Yeah, it almost feels like she just had like oral surgery and she like You know when you're like no, and you're like, can't move but all in all feel like I like I could see her As like a friend. I do tell like what there be drums. Yes. I just I don't know. I don't know What were those Texas scenes about?

What were the what? The Texas scenes, like she just showed up at people's houses. Oh yeah, what was going on there? And someone was like, how are you showing up? I haven't seen you in 27 years, and I was worried when I saw that a weekly article about you get in here, Selene. She had like seven kids.

I was like, what's going on here? I haven't watched as many obviously like celebrity documentaries as you had, but I did feel like it was very raw. Like she did say a lot of things that like people... Most celebrity documentaries don't have a negative bone in their body. Like even like Lady Gaga will just be like, oh I'm in pain all the time, but you'll never see her like get mad at anyone. Right. Or it's like they're frustrated like'm in pain all the time, but you'll never see her get mad at anyone. Right. Or it's like they're frustrated.

We need perfection on the dance floor. Yeah. This was like, I'm trying to survive one day at a time. Even the Taylor Swift documentary Miss Americana, they have those righteous moments where she's like, we have to fight for this. And then she'll be like, don't be dead in the eyes when you go on the red carpet. But it was all, this was the rush that I've seen.

And that's why I respect her. So what do we think's gonna happen with Raquel? I hope that she doesn't get too much hate because obviously we don't, it's just weird that she was involved in those edits. And then Selena had a birthday party and randomly, he was just Brooklyn Beckham and his wife. And I was like, I thought you're not friends with people in the industry one, two, where were they in the documentary?

Three, where is the girl who gave you her kidney? Yeah, I mean I can't believe they didn't interview her. Oh I know! Because also like when was the kidney? You know, like it seemed like they skipped a big chunk of time, and they were just like, and we don't care about that time. And now it's 2020.

And I was like, wait, we were just in 2015, and I don't, what happened? And she talked about her psychosis, how she was like, I was a bitch to everyone. It was horrible. That part's scared me. I guess she's just trying to make people feel less alone, but then it's like, what's we need a reality show with her friend group? No, I need a falsely in a reality show.

I mean if Christiana isn't already on that like do you think differently about Justin and Hayley after watching it? No, I think that Justin is a typical guy and we will give every excuse to men because he went out and got a new girlfriend and was like, I'm over at CM in a relationship and if a girl did that, if she went and got married a month after everyone would be like, are you kidding, Selena?

So Justin will never get any hate from that. And I don't think you can like look at Haley differently either because I mean she has no idea what Justin and Selena's relationship actually was like, like she wasn't around. So I think for Haley, it's like she can't get hate either because all of a sudden there's this guy that she's like been obsessed with for years is finally giving her attention, wants to date her, wants to be with her. Like what is she supposed to do? I feel like if Justin Haley ever break up, Haley and Selena are going to have some talkings.

They're going to do bond. Rodin Rare, R&R. They're going to open a retreat center. You know what? I do have to say having two stars in a relationship is difficult. One is inevitably cooler than the other. Yeah.

Craig said to me the other day, he was like, are you guys mean to me on your podcast? And I was like, what are you talking about? He was like, well, people still call me a home monitor. And I think it's really me. Like home monitors? Actually, like a compliment. It means you're good at monitoring and you run the halls.

I was like, that's exactly what a home monitor would say. But I do think that Haley is so different than Selena and that like you're watching Selena like battle all this shit and perform and all this stuff. And Hailey is like, I feel like she always wanted to be married. She's from a famous family. She knows fame. She was born into fame.

She's comfortable around it. She likes it arguably. They're just, they're very different people. And I feel like she's good at letting Justin shine and she'll stay in the back and like look cute. She's not like crazy. I don't want to say crazy driven but like she doesn't need a new project every two months. Right. Like Jill chill for six months.

And I'm not judging either. No, we need a different lifestyle that they both wear. For sure. Haley can go into a cocoon, not see paparazzi, not have anything to be, or go anywhere for six months if she chooses, I'm not doing anything for six months. Like where Selena has so many people that work for her, that are depending on her,

that she has a more stressful work. Also, Hailey can travel with Justin everywhere. Right. And Road is her new thing, which is like super cool and successful, but like she can do that where Selena would be like, sorry, I'm on tour. So it is different dynamics. And it takes a very, I think like, oh my god am I starting to like just like Justin Bieber in this like past 15 minutes. I can't imagine it being easy to date him.

And it's not as full. Well, I just feel like it takes a very, very confident, secure man to date a woman who is better than them and like acknowledge that the woman is better than them. I've dated guys in the spotlight before and I was watching a Dr. Dre documentary as one does. Classic. And his wife said he is the balloon and I'm his rock and I hold him down and in that moment I was like I'm not a fucking pebble. I know one's fucking rock. I'm a balloon arch bitch like I'm a good rock and Justin's a balloon. Selena's nobody's rock No, or you get balanced someone who could be oh you you're there for each other But anyone listening who is someone's rock and you don't want to be a fucking rock

What the cord bed. Yeah, chocolate kick it into the lake it's like, I don't have many rock analogies, but. I mean, I feel like you and Craig are good at that balance of like being there for each other and sharing the spotlight moments of that. Well, I think that we're in a different situation because I feel like we motivate our partners where like, I feel like Justin could have taken Selena as motivation, but I feel like he

took it more as like a competition. You can't be in a competition with your significant other. Like it'll just, it's worse than like a girl in your friend group. It's worse than Raquel. Like you can. He literally have a toxic person who's the one who's supposed to give you the most love and care in the world. When she said, you sang off key in my chorus, I knew exactly what she meant.

And basically she sang, it's the Justin show. I'm not saying he's an narcissist, but I'm making a general statement. Narcissists go after powerful women. Yes. They're not going after weak bitches. They're going after the powerful person to like win them over and suck out all their fucking power and energy And all these powerful women get stuck in these relationships because these guys are charming and famous and cool and not even famous They could just be fucking charismatic and cocky and they're like he chose me. Yeah, I'm the greatest and the next thing

You know you're shell yourself. And then I feel like they trick you into like, well, I'm the best, so I would be with the best. Like, they trick you into thinking like they picks you. And they are like, you're so lucky, you're with me, and you're better than everyone else, and you're so lucky to be with me. But without me, guess what?

You're nothing. Yeah. Oh my God, I what? You're nothing. Yeah. Oh my God, I hate Justin Bieber. No, I don't know him, so I won't put that on me. I don't, but I genuinely feel like it. I mean, as a woman, there are certain things that we just inevitably experience in our life and every single, we all have experienced

it and sometimes we don't talk about it enough in detail and that's one of those things where you're just like, okay I know that guy is like that, like I can call it from a mile away and it just like yeah. It's happened to me where like when you're the recipient of a narcissist's love no one could tell you anything else. No. Or everyone around you, like the nice guys, that everyone else loves, and you know he's a monster,

but he'll talk shit about you to everyone. If you leave him and he loses control of you, he'll be like, she's crazy, all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I just watched another documentary killer Sally. Okay. She did. I know she was shooting her husband. Okay. Did he deserve it? But everyone loved him. And he was beating the shit out of her. Okay.

I'm good. I was going to watch that the other night. And then I was like, no, I got to watch Selena before the pod. So the next documentary guys have to watch is killer Sally. She is a bodybuilder who was a marine. She meets a sky and she is two like gorgeous children. And he's a bodybuilder too. He's a bodybuilder too. But he wants to go pro and he wants her to work to pay for all his steroids so he can go pro. Classic. Yeah. So she starts doing these weird wrestling things to get money, she's working, and the steroids are not helping his mental state.

He's beating the shit out of her, but she also has a temper, she gets mad, they get into fights, but he's huge, and he chokes her out all the time. And the kids know that. See it. Finally, one night it's Valentine's Day, he's not home. He comes home, he starts choking her. She's like, where were you? It's fucking Valentine's Day.

He's beating her up, she goes, get to gun, shoot them, and then shoot them again. Is she in jail currently? Okay, can't you just go to the end like that? I love a spoiler. People are like, do you want spoilers? I'm always that person that's like, yes, I need to know immediately. I cried hysterically. She's sitting there like getting talk to

and she's not asking for a lawyer. She's just like, he beats the shit out of me. I always feel like I'm about to die, this close to my life. I knew he was gonna have a night of violence and I just couldn't do it anymore. But because she's this big woman who does wrestling and she literally called herself killer Sally

in some like wrestling video, prosecution was able to literally be like, she's not a battered woman. She's violent. And she's muscular. That kind of woman can't be battered. So, when, meanwhile, the guy's huge. She's bigger than her. And she's clearly a battered woman. And the kids, you know what's true? Because the kids are like, he was an evil man. We're so happy he's gone. We love you, mommy. Are you okay? She's like, I'm sorry. I think I'm in trouble.

And they're like, thank God that man is dead. Oh my God. She spent 25 years in prison. No! And then they show when she sees her daughter for the first time after 25 years. And then this is where you're going to cry. She falls in love again with the sweetest guy. And he loves her for her.

I love that. Wow, no, I don't want to watch it. So anyway, that made me one punch a wall multiple times. Oh my God, we got really deep, really quick. Yeah, we went into it. We were like fucker 30th birthday. Is Selena's friend? And our success.

One of my favorite gifts that I got from my 30th birthday was from Hannah, and it was a crystal dildo, if you will. And it takes masturbation manifestation to a different level. Did you use it? I haven't tried it. No, I haven't done it yet. I thought you were going to have a story.

You're like, the angels came and the moons aligned. I have to think of my affirmations first, you know? Cause they didn't want to just like pop up on me really quick and I'm like, fuck, I don't have my manifestations ready. It was actually one of the most fun nights we've had in a long time. Yeah. Because actually Sierra was like, we need to do something.

And I was like, look, I know Paige, she'd rather not. And she, so I messaged you. And you're like, I'm seeing my family Friday, but I'm home on Thursday. And we were gonna try to organize a dinner or something. And then I was like, what does she really want, though? Let's not make this about us, what does she want? And I knew you just wanted to be at home.

I want to eat lunch with you. You're pulled on the couch and laugh. I loved it because it was me, you Sierra, and then Craig was on the couch, but didn't say a word. Like, close focus. He spoke and spoken too. Yeah, he spoke and spoken too.

Like, was trying to follow our conversations, but was acting like he wasn't listening. And then right when he had the opportunity to chime in, he would chime in. Be like, I told you so. Yeah, I said that he was getting, but also, I felt bad because we came in and we came in with gifts up the wazoo. And I realized, see, aren't I,

are both similar gift givers where we both, we like like the thought, but are then like, if it's expensive or not. So, so Paige told me, as you guys know, she wanted a Chanel. I first reached out to this cookie company and I was like, can you guys make Chanel's? Funny face bakery, they're amazing and they made these amazing cookies for her.

And they're like little cute pink Chanel bags. But right before I went to get it, I'm on Canal Street and there's just Chanel bags everywhere and I'm like, I feel like I need to buy a page of fake Chanel. And I was with my gay best friend Oscar Aiden hilarious comic and he was like, no, we need to buy a page of fake Chanel. So. And I was with my gay best friend, Oscar Aidan, hilarious comic, and he was like, no, we need to find a good one. Cause I was just gonna pick anyone. He found the one that he felt like look most realistic.

I negotiated down to $40. And it honestly is such a good one. Look, so I basically make it like a scene. I'm like, wait, we have one more important thing for you And I give it to you and at first your pure little heart you go Guys, cuz like let's be honest. We could have pulled it together. Yeah, we could have yeah But that wouldn't have been funny and also you probably would have hated the bag I ended up spending $7,000 on and can't pay rent

So you for a second thought it was real. I did. And then I saw like, and then Sierra was like, do you not tell her it's fake? And I'm like, no, I can't do that. No, she put it and I put it in a bag, like not in a Chanel box or anything.

And so when I first thought it was like, oh my God, you guys did not get me a Chanel back. Then I saw plastic wrap on the chain and I was like this is fake. The guy I was like is there a bag to put it in he goes yeah and he pulled out a garbage bag and I was like that's not gonna work that's not gonna work but it was so good and honestly it is a really good fake but I feel bad for crack because those are really good gifts and I was know pressure babe, but like no pressure. It was my channel bag. That's what we call that one.

Your channel bag. I wanted, I've always wanted to buy myself a Chanel bag for my birthday until I could like legitimately afford it. So I was like, I'm doing it for my 30th, whatever. I had been like looking online to see what I wanted and then I was like, whatever, I'll just go to the Chanel store in New York, I'll get it by myself, I'll go and buy it.

I don't really wanna do it online. Yeah. And then every time I was like, oh, should I go to Chanel and look at bags, I was like, I'm not gonna go by myself and buy myself a Chanel bag. That's so, I don't know. I was just like, that's weird.

I'm not getting in a new burn going to Chanel right now. Who do I think I am? Like, stay in your lane. And so then, so I hadn't really thought about it. And then Saturday afternoon, I went to Saratoga with my mom and my brother and my dad and Craig and we went to lunch and I randomly walked in this store and I forget what the name of the store is. It's in Saratoga. I think it might be called like low love or something. Whatever.

And in the case, there was this black patent leather silver silver hardware, boy bag. And it was like very reasonably priced. And I was like, wait, I love this bag. And my mom looked at me and she was like, I love it. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna buy it. And she was like, I think you should. When I love it, you bought it for your birthday. Yeah.

And so it was like me, my mom and my dad, in the story of no idea where my brother and Craig ran off to. And so, and that was, my mom and my dad, in the story of no idea where my brother and Craig ran off to. And so, and that was really the perfect moment to like buy myself a Chanel bag. And my dad was just like, this is ridiculous. This is what you're gonna buy this bag like. And when you can re-sell them.

What? You can re-sell them. It's kind of like an investment piece. Well, then I was like, I put it on and I was like, oh my god, I can't wait to like give this to my daughter. Like she's gonna be like, can I wear your Chanel bag tonight? And I'm gonna be like, absolutely. And then I'm gonna give her yours.

Emotions. What other emotions happened to you when you turned 30? For all the girls who were like in their 20s scared, what would you say now that you're a woman? I didn't cry. I thought I was gonna cry. I didn't. I just I did wake up and feel like. Oh my God. I pretty much. I did wake up and feel like, Oh my God, I'm 30. Like I am who I am the adult that like, oh my God, I'm 30. Like, I am the adult that like, when I was 16,

I thought in my head like, damn, she's 30, she's old. Like, that is me, I am her. And I felt not like a sense of responsibility where it felt like pressure, but I felt like it's like, you know when you're younger and you're at the kids' table, and then all of a sudden, one year out of nowhere, your grandma's like, I put you at the adult table, and you're just like, what the fuck?

That's what I thought I was like. You were like, when you talk about to people, what do you do with your hands? What's going on here? I'm like, wait, are you all drunk? You're just, you just have a very different experience of the world, and that's how I felt turning 30. I was like, this is different.

We're all just like- Are you where you thought you would be at 30 to your like 16 year old self? I'm in a completely different place than where I thought I would be even like five years ago. And thank God. Didn't she like want to get married at 24? would be even like five years ago. And thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Did she like want to get married at 24? Oh my God, I thought I would be at least engaged at third day. Yeah.

If not married with a child. With the men's stuff, I'm telling you, girls, you could get married at 27 if you want. Don't rush the man's stuff. The man's stuff will call. Really don't because I mean, I'm sure it feels really great to like marry the love of your life and like have a baby with him.

So exciting. Can't wait. Blessed for everyone that's doing it. But there is a feeling that's way better and that's walking into a store and buying yourself a Chanel. Hey, trust me. Trust me. Just me. Just me. Just me.. Hey, trust me. Just me and Mike. I can buy this on my own, so fuck off.

Like, I also just feel like 30 is in the media was so, like, the golden girls were like 38. No, literally. I'm gonna do a take talk tomorrow morning because I have an insane sleep routine now that like, I go to bed. It puts like having sex on such a backburner some nights because sometimes I go to bed and Craig is like what's happening?

What is going on? Do you like mummify yourself? Pretty much. I got these like silicone patches that I put on my forehead lines. I also put them on my smile lines and my crow's feet and I also put it on my neck. I put my retainers in and then I taped my mouth shut. And Craig just like so we're probably not gonna. Okay.

Or you're just like turn, you just turn over and you're like just do whatever you need to do because I'm exfoliating my pores right now. I do have this really good mask and it kind of stings, but you wear it overnight and I jumped in bed once and it just wants to have a kiss and I'm just like, no, mask is on. Last night Craig was like, you're just so still.

I'm like, well, I feel like if I turn, I'll wrinkle. Like, okay, you turn 30, 48 hours ago. Oh my God. Well, what did you do anything fun with your family? Because from the photos, it looked fabulous. My mom did like the sweetest little like balloon arch. Got me 30 roses. She got me some gifts. And then I just went out to dinner with my brother, my parents and Craig and it was just like so nice, like so like lovely and then I went home and I like ate some cake and I went to bed early. Like it wouldn't have been more like what I wanted.

like what I wanted. And like part of me felt guilty for not having a 30th birthday party. And I like sat there and I was like, wait, what do I feel guilty about? That I didn't like make a bunch of people get ready and go somewhere at 7 p.m. or like that I couldn't put like a sick party on the internet. And I was just like, I didn't know you. And I was just like, I don't want to do either of those because neither of those like actually matter. Yeah, they didn't feel authentic to you.

Yeah, I also love that you were like my mom because like let's be honest, whenever I've gotten a gift, I'm like, dad, you have no idea what this gift is, do you? But it's from mom and dad. Yeah, yeah, my dad was like, wow, that's really nice. He was enjoying the surprise with you. No, literally.

Him and my brother were like sick. I was like, this is from you. And you got the sick handle take talk. It was so cool who filmed it? Craig filmed it. Wow. I wanted done. I showed him the video.

I was like, this is what we're doing. And he was like, got it. And I wanted done vid I showed him the video. I was like this is what we're doing and he was like got it and I want to done vid He is a DP his a videographer the zooming in and out and oh my god It was so good was a first try first try. I mean literally was like I'm starting a production company Oh, I did Tell Craig that I'm starting sewing oh Wait, I saw that. What?

No, you're starting crocheting. It's actually, it's called cross stitching. Okay. I do have to tell you guys, if your friend starts cross stitching, check on her. Okay. Check on her because she's not in a good place.

Are you okay? What's going on? Well, I just was having trouble falling asleep. So because my past would just hit me in the face when I close my eyes, cross-stitching is fucking hard. It's also like you have to get it through these like little tiny holes and I started, I was like, why am I more anxious than I was before

cross-stitching? Have you ever tried reading before bed? Okay, that's, first of all, I can't read. That was a person on the tax. Sorry. Yes, I should. There's always things I should do. I also play crosswords, but I get really frustrated during the crosswords, because I can't figure it out, because I'm not that great at vocabulary. I did a lot across words this summer. Do you know the only thing that makes me fall asleep? When butter lies on me and starts

purring? Wow. I need an animal. No pressure butter but my whole mental health is just hanging on you. You better fix my whole life you fucking bitch. Oh my god I got hypnotized. How did we not begin with this? So I have been like on my nicotine journey and that journey is that I have not. It's so fucking hard. So I've literally, here's my thing. If you choose to go off of nicotine, which everyone should choose to do it,

you literally go through full on with. Do as I say, I don't do as I do. Literally. You go on full on withdrawal symptoms. So you mentally have to carve out like a week where you're like, okay, I'm gonna physically be ill, mentally be like so short fuse. Like it's not, and then like you have to actually go through like Wanting it and not being able to have it

And it's just so fucking hard like you're battling yourself. You're battling it and The number one thing for me like mentally I know that I don't want to do it anymore. It was physically. I would get so sick That it was like hard for me to do it and I can't do the things I need to do during the day if I'm throwing up in the toilet. So I tried the hypnotist. Here's the thing. Did it work or did I fall asleep?

You know, that's where I'm at. I don't know. She kept saying physically, deeply, deeply relax. And I think I was doing that but like was I asleep? Well, did it work? I don't know. She said she was like look. This is the first session Most of my patient she was like 90% of my patients do not need a second session She gave me like these these little things to do, ticks with my fingers to count and have it take a deep breath when I'm feeling like I need to be with,

I'm having severe withdrawal. And she was like, and in two weeks, listen to our session one more time next week. And in two weeks, you should be fine. I rarely have people that come back for a second session. And so I don't know. So I'll let you know in two weeks, you should be fine. I rarely have people that come back for a second session. And so I don't know. So I'll let you know in two weeks. If it works, what else are you going to hypnotize yourself for?

Honestly, sky's the limit. I know. This is like why I'm doing it. What if we just start hypnotizing ourselves? You can hypnotize yourself for anything. I have a friend, Annie Letterman. She's a comedian who's learning to hypnotize people. If she wants like a test patient, I'll literally do anything.

With great power comes great responsibility. And you literally fall asleep. Like I think that's literally all it is. I fall asleep for less. Yeah. It reminds me of like anyone starts talking. I'm like I could. I'm like, I could. I get that's right now.

I go literally fall asleep. Me meditating. I'm just like, so I'm trying to take a nap. I know. She asked me that too. She was like, do you meditate? And I was like, no. And she was like, I really recommend you doing it 10 minutes a day.

But we really have to. But I know. I know. But I'm so proud of myself. So I haven't worked out for years, months. And today I randomly just like, I don't know if it's because it's Monday, but I was like, I'm going to the gym and I'm doing the thing page recommended.

Yeah. Did you like it? 12. It's 30, 40 game. Yeah. 12, 33. 12, 33. Yeah. From Lauren Delgado, the YouTube world, whatever. That 1233, yeah.

From Lauren Delgado, the YouTube wrote it ever. That shit kicked my ass. Yeah. Five minutes in, I was like, oh, okay. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're like, okay, we're doing it. We're doing something. Because at first, I'm like, do I look like, you know,

some old lady trying to walk in the gym? No, I think of it as you took your hot girl walk inside. You took it inside. You guys, you have to try it 30 minutes on the truck. Because look, I hate jogging. I hate it. So I went and I'm like, you're just walking. You're just walking.

And also, like, you're on the treadmill. It's 30 minutes, regardless of how many calories you burn, you're really only focused on that you're there for 30 minutes. And you go on TikTok every night for an hour, laying in your bed, just put your phone on the thing and scroll for 30 minutes, easy, down. So the inclines 12 and the speed is three, and I'm telling you, what I felt in my booty was so good,

I was soaking sweat at the end. Wait, you did this today or yesterday? This morning. Wow, I cannot wait to hear how you feel tomorrow because when I do it, I try and do it three times a week and like seven hours later, I'm already sore. So then, I forgot that I had a podcast scheduled with Amanda Hersh, not Skinny, but not Fat. Yeah.

So, I love her, but like, I immediately go, hey, we can be scheduled if you want LOL. And I think she's going to be so happy. Right. Because if I text that to you or Sierra, you guys are like, um, Thank you. You just made my day. Yeah She like doesn't respond so I call her and she goes you unprofessional little shit I'm on my way. I'm like sorry. My day is just really busy. She goes I'm busy too I was like oh my god, this bitch is put me in her place and I'm like she's a mother like she is real responsibilities

And I go sorry. I've been in a friend group where like this is how we orgasm So I forgot what being a professional person should be. And I thought I was doing you a favor. Right. But then we also forgot the day, the Friday before she canceled on me because it was during rush hour. And that was problematic because I was like Amanda. Every second is rush hour in New York City literally jump on the subway Amanda You got this one

So anyway, you can't try to cancel the last second on all of your friends But she always calls me out and I love her for it shout out to her you have to know the ones that are down Yeah, like you can do that to me for the rest of our lives Like it even feels better when like it's a it's right before where you fully accepted you're gonna have to do it. You know what I'm excited to like experience. What? The opposite of someone cancelling on me like what about the day that like we have kids and one day I text you and I'm like, hey, I'll take your kid with my kid to the museum. And you're just like, take out.

But like, hey, I'm right outside in the park. Do you want to come by for like a coffee and let our kids beat the shit out of each other? Yeah, and like we can have like a minute where we're just like alone kind of. Oh my God, we have baby fever. This podcast is getting out of control. I can't wait till we're doing giggly squad

when we're both in a nursing home, and you're like, I played bingo today, and Steve was an asshole. Do you think we were both being the same nursing home? It'll be lit. It would be. It really would be. Are you kidding?

No, if our kids put us in a nursing home, I'm fucking writing them out of my will. That's the next reality show I will do. When I'm old in a nursing home, I will be wild. This is apparently rampant STDs in nursing homes. I know. We're going to Atlanta this weekend.

Yeah, we are. I can't fucking wait. I'm so excited. It's gonna be so lit. We're so excited for the show. There's a couple tickets left in the second show. Sierra is coming through and make sure you get tics. I'm all see you next week. Thanks for getting with us. Bye! you