Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige's birthday, manicure rules, and Erika Jayne

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

Paige drank milk on her birthday and Hannah breaks all the rules when it comes to manicures.Watch the video on our patreon here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up Giggle team? I love that you started because I feel like that's a lot of pressure and you do it so well. I don't know. Giggle team wasn't the best I've ever done. Also it's only episode three. We're working it out. We always are matching. How do we do this?

I don't know. It's because we literally only wear gray or black. So we're both in white. Well thank you guys so much for the love for the first two episodes. We are having the best time with this podcast and we have a fun, fun, fun episode today. And I love this podcast. Mainly because you're very biased. It was your birthday week, bitch.

You scored me in Queenast, bitch. It was indeed my birthday weekend. Hold on, I have to switch my headphones because I don't know. Am I a human? It's so funny because before this pod started I was like, is all your orifice is okay? Is everything plugged into the right thing? And she's like, yeah, the second is start. She's like, wait. I mean, now you're gonna strangle yourself with your headphones. I'm actually worried for you. Why you have to get the, like,

subtraction hatred on that too. But like, if you're not subscribed to the Patreon, You worry for you. You need a shaper. You need a shaper. You need a shaper. Oh yeah. That too. But if you're not subscribed to the Patreon, like you're not seeing that I'm relatable and I have pimple cream on, and that I'm having a whole situation. So guys, yeah, for $5 a month, that's literally less than your fucking half calf

or whatever, caramel macchiato, fucking sugar, fucking crack, fucking coffee thing you get in the morning. That was aggressive. Less than your drug addiction. I'm like cursing a lot. That means I'm tired, but it's good, because when we're tired, we get silly. So yeah, $5 a month, our Patreon, you can watch all of these.

Plus, we're every month gonna have like a party of a live Patreon just for our patrons, where it will get giggly. Did you just hear my stomach? No, we did not hear your stomach, your microphone's not near your stomach. I'm gonna put it there. Okay, this isn't that kind of podcast. Anyway, wait page, what did you do to celebrate your birthday? Okay, so yesterday was my 28th birthday and I was like so not in the birthday mood obviously like Yeah, because like the election was overshadowing it and I was like can you guys figure it out?

Cuz it's my fucking birth die I was like are you kidding. I felt like weird posting and people were like read the room I was like why don't you read the room happy birthday to me. Oh, Jessica wrote read the room Literally a day Jessica was just like read the room. Happy birthday to me. Oh, we got Jessica wrote, read the room. Literally, a day Jessica was just like, read the room. I was like, sorry, I didn't know you got your political news from a fashion blogger, fucking idiot, anyway. Wait, I love that you're like, I know that like the future of our nation

stands in the counting of these ballots right now. Single handedly the most important day, bitch. Single handedly the most important time of our history to date. And I was like, um, but I'm 28. So it's my half half birthday. No, but it's funny because people got mad at me when I posted a ton of stories on my birthday.

It's not a bad repost. Like it shows you with all your friends. Like I love what looking at it. I don't like all the people that call you their best friend. I feel like best friend is thrown around like very loosely nowadays. That's why I'm my post, which I chose because I looked fucking amazing in it. You always look good, but like, this was one that I really killed and I was saving it for this moment. And I tricked you, so it was kind of funny, but I literally was like my best friend,

not competing, not being competitive, but my best friend. I don't know what you all are saying out there, but she's my best friend. So like that's cute for you guys. And then like you posted a photo, but I was late to see it because I don't know what I was doing yesterday. and I saw that you like what's it called you what you pinned like

Amanda's comment that was like you look gorgeous and then I wrote like oh my god you're fucking glowing and I checked like two hours later and you didn't pin my mind but also it was because it was late and only had two likes but like low key I was like I think I also also pin chinas because I'm like a thirst chaser. I was like, wow, I'm thirsty as fuck. No, we love Shisha. Also, she's pregnant. I know how crazy. We'd have to watch her vlog because it says that she's having a boy or a girl and haven't watched it.

It's funny though, because she threw like this big baby party, but she looks not pregnant. Shina is the most adorable pregnant person I've ever seen. I know, and Brock is just like, if you were to make an action figure from Australia, that would be Brock. He looks like if Jason Mamoah and Tarzan had a baby. I feel like it wouldn't be weird if Brock just walked around holding a hammer at all times. Actually, the few times I've hung out with him, who shirts been off most of the time and knowing complaints. I mean, more would than at all. So we love you, Shishu. Yeah, what did you do to celebrate? Okay, so I was working all day and then my parents came down to the city and we had lunch

together and then I had like a little birthday dinner with just my girlfriends. I was like no boys allowed. We're just doing girls and one of my friends who could not make it, not you Hannah because you weren't invited. One of my friends who couldn't make it sent me two bottles of champagne with like sparklers and whatever and I was like, oh my god, it's adorable. And then he sent me everyone a glass of milk. Why? And disgusting. And everyone was like, wait, what kind of milk?

Milk, whole milk. Don't go milk. I think like a milk, skim milk. Like everyone got a glass of skim milk. And I was just like, what is going on? I thought they were like white Russians. And then him and like another one of my friends were together and they facetime me.

And they were like, did you get the milk? And I was just like, what the fuck does this mean? I was like, are you guys high? Like what is going on? And they were like, we just wanted to send you milk because we wanted to remind you that like, you're a baby. That's like, look at that. I love when it's like, they're inside joke

that you don't know and they think it's hilarious. Okay. Well, it was kind of funny. It was just like weird. I thought it was like some weird upper east side thing that like I didn't know about. That like rich people are just like drinking champagne and milk. Yeah, but like if you were eating really spicy food, you're supposed to drink milk after. Yeah, I don't know what it was. They thought they were hilarious. So like we'll just We'll let them have that moment.

We say the same thing all the time. Have a moment. Let them have a moment. Have that moment, yeah. And then hang up and be like, throw that you the way. Also, at least give a lactade pill, because nowadays, people are very sensitive to lactose. Everyone was like, I will shit myself. All right. Everyone has a dairy intolerance.

I was getting DMs, because the giggler's get upset. They were like, wire and shoe at pages dinner. I'm in West Hampton and I actually had to do work because the end of Watcher Happens Live, sometimes Bravo's chat room is right after. So they picked everyone but me so far to be the person that comes on at the very end, to be like, hey Andy and he's like,

hey we're so excited for chat room. It's like, yep, coming up now. And then it goes to chat room. Got it. A message on Tuesday being like, hey you have to record this at like at 5 p.m. I am so star struck by Andy. Yeah, same.

He is like the only person that I'm legit scared of. And during it, whenever I talk to him, I'm just like, I'm doing badly, this is bad. He's very intimidating as a human. We've only ever, I've only ever met him once and I almost peed myself. Well, you met him during our reunion. Oh, okay, so I've met him twice.

The first time, remember, we were at watch what happens and we were like shaking. We were shaking, he didn't know who we were because we were like the bartenders. They put us as the bartenders in Sheen and Kyle in like the main show. You guys on a show. What show are you guys on? I mean, think about it now.

Like it's pretty funny. But we asked, we gave him a gift for his baby and you bought like $150 baby outfit. I have not seen that baby wear it once but like I'm not gonna I Spend seven five dollars and I was not making a lot at that time. I was a bartender But he basically like I know I did who we were and he was like thanks like who let these people in like he almost He's but yet he's he was supposed to last night ask me like just say hi And I say hi and then he was gonna ask me like a question about

Below deck and how Kate feels and then wrap it up But instead he just was like hey like we're excited here you guys talk about below deck And I was like yeah, and then he was like okay guys chat room starts now But then it ended and then I was just like on screen with him yeah, and I'm so in love with him like I think I have a crush on him. And he basically was like, yeah, chat room. I love it so much. And I was like, thanks. And then he like said one more thing. And then, and then you know, when you don't know when to stop talking and I was like, and you know, I'm, I'll go fuck myself. Yeah. I hate that. I hate

being in conversations when like, it goes both ways too that. I hate being in conversations when like, it goes both ways too, because I've been in conversations where someone's talking and I'm like, I don't. Yeah, we know. Literally every time I talk to you. But then when you're the person and you have that self-awareness moment, you're like, this person doesn't. Well, like he said what he wanted to say.

Like he wanted to let me know that he enjoys the show. And I was so thankful. But then we were like stuck still there and I wanted to not be awkward. But then I was like, oh, he'd rather this be over. But no, I think I'm just in my head. Like I think he does like me, but I like this like game. I'm playing with myself of like, honestly, I have daddy issues. Yeah.

Let's just go to that. It's also works the same like when you have a crush on someone and you say just the most insane things and then in your head you're like Do you have a brain One time I was talking to a guy and like a long time ago a long time ago I was talking to a guy like this is a while and I just started having a full-on conversation about how much I love gum I was like can someone come get me because this is he's like yeah no gum is great apparently when I first meet a guy I talk really fast and I'm just like a lot I mean and we just have to you know accept ourselves and love ourselves for who we are. We're obnoxious, sons of bitches.

So did you get any good gifts? I got a lot of flowers and I was like, cool. We're like the hard goods. Oh no, I got a lot of flowers from my friends which was so nice. I felt like I'm part of that. We're good for a lot of chance. Yeah. My doorman were like, oh my god, you're so popular.

And I was like, this is god, you're so popular. And I was like, this is from all of my family members. My brother actually, Gary got me this black fur head. What? Because I love a winter aesthetic. Yeah. It was like a headband. It was like black fur.

It literally looks like I'm a Russian spy, and I love that. Also, getting a fashionista, a fashion gift is like a bold choice. So props to Gary for understanding you and taking the risk and it paying off. Gary really crushed it. I mean, my mom picked it out for sure,

but the card said Gary. Did you? We'll get in that. You know when you ask your brother, like, what'd you get me or your dad? Like, what I get, and they're like, my mom picked it out for sure. Yeah, but the card said Gary. Did you? We'll get in that. Ask your brother, like, what'd you get me or your dad? Like, what I get? And they're like, ask mom. Yeah, he's like, I don't know. The world would be nothing without moms.

Thank you to all the moms out there. Literally nothing. And Kim, we love you. And sorry if you've listened to this podcast and been disappointed in us. Um, and we did you get anything from me? Yeah. No, I didn't.

OK, well, that'll be coming. It's funny how you said milk because I remember in college my first birthday. That was the first time I was forced against my will to do a blowjob shot. I thought this was gonna go in a different direction. I thought you were about to be like, and it was the first time I gave a blowjob and I was like, oh my God. It could have been like college loser. Sorry, no. Do you know what a blowjob shot is? No, I don't think so.

So basically I like did my makeup, I was feeling myself, and they get this big plate with a ton of whipped cream. Okay. And under the whipped cream is a shot of vodka or something. You have to put your hands behind your back and with your mouth, you have to find the shot, put your lips and teeth around it, and then put your head back and take the shot.

So it is so fucking messy. Oh, okay, so the vodka is in a shot glass and it's sitting on a plate, and then there's whipped cream all around it. Yeah, and then you can't even tell it about it. Like you have to find it in the whipped cream. So basically like, I was getting hazed on my birthday. Yeah, I also just hate birthdays in general.

Now it's just about me and how I fill up birthdays, but like, I feel like I like giving credit where credit's due and like it's weird to wake up and everyone's like, let's celebrate your life and like I know, I guess I'm gonna put it that way. It's nice. I didn't ask to be here. I don't know. I don't wanna come out of my mom's vagina.

They're like, I'm not having a good time. Like, I don't wanna pay taxes. It's probably I'm gonna end up in jail one day with Paige just giggling alone. Because- Honestly, if the two of us were in jail together, it would be- That's not manifest this, but it would be hilarious. It would be hilarious for two minute- We're very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very. It would be, that's not manifest this, but it'd be hilarious. It'd be hilarious for two minute manifesting, so knock on wood. It would be funny for literally four seconds, then we would cry.

But those are really, we're in jail. We could write a book after or have at least one good net for a documentary out of it. Yeah. Here's how I feel about birthdays, because I was having a really tough time turning 28 and my friends who were older than me were like, you're ridiculous. This is insane. And I realized like, I'm very excited to be 28. Obviously, we are very young. We're still in our 20s.

It's not that I feel old. It's just as you get in your later 20s, you realize that it's going so quickly. But the worst part about birthdays is the 15 seconds that feel like 15 years when people are singing happy birthday to you and you don't know what to do with your hands, you don't know what to do with your eyes, you don't know if you should sing along, you don't know if you should clap, you should look at the birthday cake. The singing of happy birthday to me is literally the most awkward moment of my life.

No, it's the worst. And for us to say that, who like drive and not get attention, no, like if we don't get attention at all times, we're like, what's going on? But then suddenly you're like, this is not the attention I wanted. Yeah, that's like the number one time

when all the attention's on you. And you're just like, I I wanted yeah, that's like the number one time when all the Attention's on you and you're just like I don't also the song is shit like if it was a decent song I'd be like bopping a little you know you get a little bounce. It's because everyone has their own wave singing it Yeah, if it's me no one hits the high note Yeah, no and they're all looking at you and and it's like the eye contact. I fucking hate every moment about it and I'm going to start a petition. recount the votes of who decided that Happy Birthday was a good thing. Yeah, like what guy was just like, because you know it was a guy. What guy was just like, you know what?

I'm going to make this super awkward for you. I'm going to write this song and we're going to sing it every single time. Yeah, what like a meeting happened where the studio was like, Steve, did you get the happy birthday song that we wanted to do? And Steve's like, fuck, I got drunk last night. Oh, happy birthday to you. So it sounds like you're dying, Steve. And Steve's like, I'm very hungry.

That's what life is. It's you slowly dying. Speaking of that, this is a rough week for everyone. And that's why I think the gig we squat is super important. And we're gonna transition to a mental health moment. I love that. I actually posted one on Giggly Squad. Did you watch it?

No, I don't think so. You were drunk, but. When, yesterday? It was on your birthday, yeah. Okay, then I am not liable. Yeah, you're not liable. Legally, I'm not involved. Basically, Alina, our intern,

was like, Hannah, you need a post I meant to help moment on Giggly's Squads Instagram. So I went on, I basically was like, we can't control the election results. We don't only control our own emotions and ourselves and anything that you try to control, that you can't control causes anxiety. And as I'm saying this, a fight breaks out by me and you're like, stop it,

Hannah stop. Like two men are like full on New York yelling at each other like, bro shut the fuck up, bro. And I'm just like everyone stay calm. Everything is going to be okay regardless. Just control your own thoughts and the people are like, come at me bro, I swear to fucking God. And I'm like, okay, I have to leave and people are messaging me.

They're like, get out of there. But basically, I wish you turned around and was like I'm doing a fucking mental health moment But anyway the point of that is is in chaos you can find serenity It's called the eye of the hurricane and that's where we have to be right now But page I'm terrible itself compare like I'm not even gonna try to come on here and be like, guys, this is how you find somebody. Like I will be like either take a depression app or just like be alone with your own thoughts and like overwork or distract yourself.

You are great at self-care. What are some of your weirdest ways of loving yourself and pampering yourself that people need to do? Okay, so I do looks for less because I wanna splurge on skincare that like doesn't work. You know, like it might work. I don't know, but let's at least splurge on it to see. How do you know if it works?

Like do you actually do it extensively for a couple of weeks or do you do it twice and you're like that smelt good? Yeah, like you're usually with any skincare, you should give it time to like acclimate to your face and you should be doing it for like a couple weeks. Yeah. But if it's not, if I'm not 20 years younger after one day, I'm like, this product is shit. If I don't look like a baby,

yeah. If I'm not drinking milk out of a bottle, um, it doesn't matter me of Lala. Yeah, baby. Yeah. If I'm not drinking milk out of a bottle, um, it doesn't mind me of Lala. Yeah, me too. People talk about that enough. No, they really don't talk about it enough. Like Lala literally said that she sucks milk from a bottle like a nipple and they just went on to the next storyline when it's's like, we need to unpack that.

Do you want to unpack something really quick? Do you know that I had a bottle until I was in like third grade? Would you like roll into school with it? No, like at nighttime I would beg my mom, like please just give me a bottle and she was like, I can't, you're seven. You can't wait, like you wanted hot milk, but like- I didn't want hot milk, I would only drink you're seven. You can't wait, you wanted hot milk, but like.

I didn't want hot milk, I would only drink super cold milk. Why didn't you just put in a glass? I don't want to. Did it mess up your teeth? Like, did it make your mouth? No, it didn't mess up my teeth. There was just something soothing about it that I liked. So when Lala posted that, I was like, girl,

let's normalize drinking a bottle as an adult. We won't be just why my friends sent me milk My mom was like enough now like it's done. You're never getting one again, and I was just like why do you eat me? I do think that sometimes like he really just takes a parent just being like you're being fucking weird I know and you're gonna get bullied also. I think that's why I love my water jug so much Yeah, you love holding it. Yeah, I do. Okay, we're learning a lot about you. Okay, what other stuff do you do for your self-care?

Okay, so. I'm so easily influenced. I'm like literally an advertiser's dream. I'm just like, yes, that must work. My mom's like, what? You saw that as seen on TV. You were really into Jade Rollers. I'm super into Jade Rollers,

but Courtney Kardashian influenced me from Pooosh. And which I feel like Pooosh is like the new goop. And it's just like, why do all of these things have to be like sounds when you're farting? This was like so weird. So there was like this shield, literally a full, clear face mask. Yes. And it has all these like little lines in it. And each color is supposed to do something. It's like a light. Yeah. It looks like you're in Star Wars. It's like

like, it looks like Star Wars is having a pride festival. A thousand percent. Like Megatron. Like I feel like I'm a transformer or something. So whatever, I bought that for $250. Did it help you? I mean, I've used it. I read like an article of a girl that did it for 30 days. Like every night did it for 30 days and her skin, like the picture,

the before and after pictures were amazing. And I was like, oh my God, I'm doing that. And then I realized that like I've never stuck with anything for 30 days. Well, you're obsessed with skincare, but my argument to you was always like, I feel like you're fucking with your skin too much sometimes. I know that's what my mom says. She's like, you put all this shit on your skin. And I'm like, I read that's what my mom says. She's like, you put all this shit on your skin and I'm like, I read that it worked.

Cause I literally am like set of fill, lotion. Like I don't do a toner. You literally wash your face with dirt and you glow. And I'm like, what is going on? I really enjoy that I think really helps my mood. I don't want to be one of those people. What do you do? I don't want to be one of those people

who's like, music is life and like, music is what inspires me and like, music is my purpose because like, I actually just listen to top 40 and like, just listen to Nelly most of the time. But the Gagley Squad playlist, I just updated. This is a live announcement with something like Megan the stallion her bitch song Wait, I want to be able to add things to that too I like went the other day to add things and like oh, I have to like I have to give you access Sorry, bitch. Okay, please do because I have so many good songs recently So we're updating it if you guys like just need a playlist to make you vibe and feel good Music is life and it'll change your mindset.

It actually really is crazy that you can be in a certain mood and a song will come on and you're just like, wait, why do I want to throw myself off my building? I don't anymore. You're like, I'm that bitch, but also music can trigger you like nothing else. Yes. You hear a song and you're just like, I miss when I was little or like Steve was fun. Or like wow, I had a bad drug trip to that. I can't believe Dave Matthews.

I legit can't listen Dave Matthews because the first time I smoked weed was at a Dave Matthews concert in Wisconsin. And I lost your mind. I lost it and then all the different instruments that were coming, I felt like they were attacking me. And it was just a nightmare so I don't fuck with Dave Matthew, sorry.

One of my friends can't listen to Google dolls because she was at a concert and she almost died because she drank so much at age 15. You know what I respect? That's called boundaries people. Also, you introduced me to the sounds like so basic, but you introduced me to doing my nails. It's honestly one of my greatest achievements. Like my dream, my dream is to give anyone a makeover. Like if there's a movie and there's a makeover scene, that is my favorite scene. Clueless,

the makeover scene, flawless. It is always the best scene. And you know what, Paige and I were trying to pitch a show where it was basically like, queer eye, except we're not gay. Or I mean, who knows in the future, but me and you, it just me and you. And we basically give millennial women makeovers, everything from like their dating profiles,

their dating life to like their apartment, their fashion, their skin, then I was kind of gonna be a caramo where I'm just like, I'm culture and I make jokes in the background, but I like hype them up like in due mental health moments. Like that's what I want for someone. Someone give us that show because if I can go into a girl and just be like, don't take any of this offensively, I hate everything you're doing here. We're changing your hair, we're changing your makeup, your wardrobe. Like, I want to give someone a proper makeover. So, anyway, over the summer, I, I've never not had nail polish on. Like, I can't tell you the

last time I went more than a day without having nail polish on. It just, it makes me, it makes me anxious. So over the summer, I don't even know what happened. I think, Hannah and I were laying in bed watching Love Island, and I was just like, hey, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you wanna paint your nails? Like, I felt like I was bringing you into a sex cult. Yeah, it was like, hey, you're gonna really like it.

Be like, people like it. I know you've never done it, but try it one time. Just try it one time. I know how you feel. And if you don't like it, you don't have to do it again. But like, I like it, so I feel like it. I like it. Also during quarantine, I was bored as fuck.

I created a fucking monster. This bitch painted her nails in the first 10 minutes. She was pointing in my face yelling at me. Like, I was like, what are you Nicki Minaj? Like, what happened? I took a nap. I took a nap from Real Housewives in New York. You know how her nails are always on point?

I was just enjoying, because I talk with my hands anyway, but seeing my nails while talking with my hands was like, I'm really magical. There's a different high. When you get your nails done and they're like, the perfect length, and someone tries to come at you, you're like, no, no, no, bitch. I just got my nails done.

And then when you're just playing with them together, because the truth is I actually have quite great nail beds. You don't even know what a nail bed is, but it's very hard. Like, they don't crack and they grow really fast, because I've never put nail polish on them, because of the tennis, because, oh, yeah, I'm talking about tennis.

Go badgers, but I, my nails would get dirty if they were long. But anyway, you taught me, but I didn't know the booth. I didn't know the ethics around it and the guidelines. No, there's a guideline. So basically, inevitably, one of my nails cracked. And we were all hanging out, and I just realized, okay, since my nail broke, I have to cut it, and I cut all my nails.

Here she looks at me. She goes, I remember exactly. You were sitting on the bed, I was sitting on the floor and I just saw you clipping all of them. It was like you had killed my first born child. I was like, no she literally goes, Hannah, what are you doing? I go, I broke one of my nails and you go,

you don't kill the whole fucking family. I go, there are always to work around this. It wasn't even that bad of a break. You just have to file. You don't need to murder every member of the family. But Paige, I don't know if it's OCD, but I don't want all my nails long and one short. I feel like that's like Jane.

I got it. So that happened to me the other day. And it was just the betrayal feel like I got it. I got it. I got it. So that happened to me the other day and it was just the betrayal and I kept it. I kept all of my nails long and this one was super short and I wanted that nail to realize that he had gone against his family and look what he did to us. We are. We are no longer presentable. No. So I was going to keep that one short and just let it grow and then file the other ones down a little bit. And then another one broke on the same hand.

And I was just like, he influenced, he influenced. What did I do in a past life that God hates me to do this right before my birthday? I was like, and now, and now I have short nails for my 28th birthday, so I had to kill the whole family. Oh my God. Because I had one hand that was short nails and my left hand was superb.

I mean, they were flawless. And I, and one hand was cutting them. But I feel so uneven if I had one hand. I know I felt so uneven. But when I was cutting them, I was like, I feel so uneven if I had one I felt so on you one short But when I was cutting them I was like I'm so sorry You guys are so great out there you crushed it on your fault. This is not your fault You did nothing to deserve this so now they're all short and I literally I mean they're still cute No, they're stunning. You basically gave me power

But with no rules, so how do you pick the shape? How do you pick the color? How do you upkeep? Do you pick gel? Do you match it with your outfits? Can you answer any of these questions for me? Because I am a reckless bitch with my nails polish right now.

Then Hannah started up staging me. She was like, oh, you only did one color. I did geometric shapes. And I was like, oh. I'm actually quite artistic. But Paige, how do you pick round versus square? I've always been square. See, I'm round. Why are you square?

You're like, you're like, I don't know. I'm not. Yeah, that's why I like it. Also, when you say, do you call it upkeep, or like when you you fix it or you like fill it in? No, when you're painting, like you call it like when a little bit chips and then you fix it. You just fix it. I don't have a word. You were saying that like I was like fixing mine. Okay, so Hannah, oh my god, I forgot you did this.

You, oh my god, this was when I was like, you're a monster. Okay, so you know when you paint your nails and like you like chip one of them whatever and it's like a small chip and you just kind of like dot in where that chip was and you just like kind of go over it and like fix it. Oh my God.

Hannah's nails were full on chipping. Like half the nail polish was off the nail and that's when you're like, okay, I'm taking all the nail polish off and we're redoing our nails. Hannah just kept painting over it. This bitch had four layers of nail polish and everything was like rigid and jaggedy

because like some was filled in, some was. I was like, what are you doing? I did this last week. I had this really pretty gold. It was pretty nude. That was like, it got down to just one little tiny piece on every nail. And I wanted to paint right over it.

And I literally just painted right over it. And then I looked at my nails and they all had this bump on them. And I was like, yeah, you are monster. Wait, Hannah, this is a really crazy, this is crazy. Is this the first time you've ever had red nail polish on your nails that you've done it yourself? Well this is more like a maroon. But what growing up my Nana told me

only get red nail polish? Red is, first of all I love red nails. Second, red is the worst to take off. Like your whole, it looks like you're bleeding everywhere. Yeah, everywhere. And you're just like, cool. But yeah, my Nana told me like, just wear red now, polish all the time. That was like her rule when you go, how do you pick your color? She's a fucking sexual demon.

I, okay, so many people ask me this, so I'm glad we're doing this on the pod. I can see us doing a giggly squad now polish Like a shade for each season Hannah Hannah Hannah Hannah Hannah. Oh my god. We need a nail polish line like three days ago Okay, so my perfect like pale pink nude is SE ballet slippers. I have it on right now. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

My go-to. Kate Middleton only allows this. Really? Mm-hmm. Oh my god. And then I will mix it up with like some gray tones. Sometimes I'll do like a deep green. But ballet slippers is my number one.

And in the summer, I always do white. You do, which I was always afraid looked like white out, like you know when you're a kid and you're just fuck around. But now I feel like so many people are doing white on their nails and it's actually getting like a bad rap of like being trashy and I'm like, Oh, I loved it so much. Well, what about- There's something about white toenails too. Also, here's another rule. If your nail polish on your toes is a different color than the nail polish on your nails

I don't trust you and you are uncouth um, so me right now Hannah you must match at all times. Well, what if you just get a pedicure and you got pink and then you're at home And you don't have that same pink so you do a different color pink. Okay, if it's the same, like, if it's a similar paint, that's different. But you can have like red toes and then pink, like, what do you've Valentine's Day? You guys, the rest of this podcast is just about nail polish. So if you want this, stay.

We've spent a lot of time on this. We've spent a lot of time. Can we move on? I think it's time for Front Page News. And we've gotten some complaints that people are like, this podcast is amazing, except it's missing the typewriter sounds of page typing. So let's add that in. The most breaking story of our generation.

Erica Jane Tom DeRarty, 21 years done. What do you think happened? Here's the thing. I am so torn because I really love Erica. I love her so much. And I was reading all these articles about it and she is the one that filed for divorce from him and she was like, you know, we didn't take this step lightly and all this stuff. She's 49, he's 81. Part of me is like, oh. She thought he was going to die earlier. They also, they don't have a prenup.

So interesting. So interesting. I mean, they just like fight it out. And well, he's like a lawyer. So it's just like, she was like, look, I didn't sign a prenup because even if I did, he's like a badass lawyer, he would get whatever he wanted anyway. Like, it's gonna go his way, we all know it. The thing for me is just like, yeah, he's 80,

like he's gonna die soon. What? Like, I feel bad for him, unless he was like doing some fucked-up shit and like being mean to her. Because then another part of me felt like, maybe because later in her life, she's getting such fame and she's not just his wife anymore. She's Erica Jane. She is on tour. She just was in Chicago.

Like she's on housewives. You know, maybe he couldn't handle it because he was so used to her just being his wife. These housewives shows have so many divorces and breakups and I think it's ironic that like these women all started as housewives and then they're not. It's like Vanderpump. You started as bartenders and now you're fucking not. So you don't it doesn't work in the bar anymore. Like you literally can't go to the bar you're married and like you're following, they're following your marriage, not one, not one couple of states together. You can't, you, it's not sustainable, I feel like. I mean, they're, the only couple that's still together really realistically, I'm like, they probably have some shit that goes down is Kyle and Mauricio. Well, there's been a lot of rumors of cheating. We love them, but these rooms of cheating also

Ken and Lisa Ken and Lisa, but now they're off of it You know like I feel like if you're on reality TV and you're married, it is a hard journey Well, what's hard like I'm doing chat room with Portia and Jacelle and like they talk about their relationships And it's crazy like they both are going through like I relationships and it's crazy like they both are going through like I Guess Jacelle how did she divorced or like she just has separate and she's trying to rekindle Portia's you know and whatever is going like it's just so not clean It gets fucking messy and we can sit here and say what we think it is But we don't and ever be no, but it I feel like it had to be bad for her not to just wait it out

Like realistically erga how much longer we were waiting You know, I know also he did I also read a thing that like he Refused to wear a wedding ring ever Which is so interesting to me because if my man Said no, I'm not wearing a wedding ring.

First of all, there isn't even like a counter to that because obviously you wanna wear your engagement ring, you wanna wear that big fucking rock. So, but I would have a, I think I would have a real problem with it. Like I feel like that's just a disrespectful move. Like no, you're married. That's literally how our society tells people

that to respect their family. But also he'd like said something he was like a ring doesn't make people not cheat. Like if you want a cheat, you're going to do it. Well, why isn't he wearing the ring? He said it's uncomfortable. Also, there is, I feel like there are girls out there that see guys with wedding rings on and like that's more attractive to them I mean those people are insane There's just something nice about that and now I'm like turning into so traditional But non-traditionally, I think I should wear an engagement ring I

Think in the past it was cuz like girls didn't have money and it was just like you were going from your dad I'm completely made up by like Tiffany just to like, it's like a propaganda thing. Like engagement rings are like a real, I don't want to be walking around being taken and my man is still looking like it's not taken. No, we're both fucking engaged. Right. So you're going to wear, or get a fucking tattoo, Tom. Get a tattoo that. Oh my god.

Was that going to be more comfortable? It's not like, like, ideal. You look like you like like own a fucking tattoo Yeah, there's like there's a no situation that my future husband is not wearing a wedding ring like Hello, you're fucking lucky also Erica's been in like a bad mood like she was in that whole drama where she reposted someone's meme of That like one of these bravo meme accounts posted and that was And they were like hey like can you credit us and she was basically like fuck you know and everyone was calling her the Petty mess. I really think that that was just an age thing

I really think that she didn't understand what was going on I do think she didn't understand but that's when you have to listen Yeah, but now we realize like now I get why she was in a bad mood She's probably in the middle of like, fighting with her. Her and her husband also. So she was a waitress. And she knew him for a year because he would come into where she was waitressing.

And one day she gave him her number. And said, did you hear I was single? And in six months, they were engaged. Was this a strip club? It's a serving cocktails. But I love that. My parents were engaged in five months. That is so crazy to me.

My parents started dating when they were 17 and then they got married in 25. And like, it's just such a crazy concept to think that when you know you know. When my parents got married, my mom met him at 24. I think it's just like some people you meet that energy is so like, oh, I'm spending the rest of my life with you, like, oh, we're starting a family together

and you just like wanna do it. Right. Cause you know some people, like you're like, let's see, he's in a fuck boy stage. Let's see if he gets out of it. Like, no, no, no, no. You'll meet some people when you're both

in a vulnerable, ready place. It just flies. So crazy. Cause you know when you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was talking to one of my guy friends about this and men are such simple humans, such simple creatures. We honestly. When men fall, they fall into my girls. Oh my god. A thousand percent. They are such emotional little babies. That's why guys are fuck boys for like 20 years because some girl didn't respond to the note of, do you like me in third grade?

This is like a little dating tip. Guys are such simple humans. We give them way too much credit. They literally have pea brains. If a guy likes you, you know. Like he's texting you, he wants to hang out. If he's not texting you, he doesn't like you. And like the sooner more girls realize that,

the better off they'll be. Like don't text them. And like you can't love someone who isn't texting you back. This is a great story. One of my guy friends was telling me the other day that he was at a dinner and a girl was texting him from across the table. And he was not into it, but he was like, I can't not respond because she's across the table from me.

And she sees me on the phone. And he was like, it was so awkward. She definitely wanted to go home with me. And I just like, I wasn't trying to do that. So he literally got up from the dinner early and left because he didn't want to be in an awkward situation at the end of the dinner where this girl was gonna try and go home with him.

And I was just like, oh my god. Like this poor girl. But like don't you, and I know you are all for like you can make the first move if you want your girl, like you know. And you can. But like if they're not reciprocating, you have to get out. Like you can't, you gotta go to go yeah nothing should feel forced and you shouldn't have to feel like you have to trick someone to like you ever right what's next in front page news I love that we've yearned off so Brian Austin green oh my god posted an Instagram is a ho posted an Instagram of his four-year-old son with Megan Fox. The son's name is Journey. Yeah, I don't love that. It reminds me of, isn't that a store? Journey. Yeah. You get like Doc Martin's there. Like at a mall. It's also like what we're doing with the Gagley squad. We're just going on a journey. Okay, so he posted a photo with a four-year-old son and Megan was just like,

she had had it. She had posted, she commented, like, stop trying to make it seem like I'm an absent mother, like, we had a deal that we weren't putting our kids on social media, which is another topic I'd like to speak about with you. She posted that on Instagram? Yes. Yes. Like she said, why does Journey have to be in this picture? You could have cropped him out. Like you're doing this on purpose.

I had Halloween with them yesterday. Like I didn't post on my social media. So that's not even the craziest part. Brian Austin Greene's other X's then started coming and defending Megan Fox. Wait, what was the photo? He posted a photo of the kid. He posted a photo of him and his son,

and I think they were both in Halloween costumes. Oh, so Megan was not in the photo. No. So one of his X's, who he also has a son with, he, this woman named Vanessa, who shared, they shared an 18 year old son together, posted, and this was like a sub tweet kind of. It said, like I said, dot, dot, dot,

the truth always comes out in the end, and then she added hashtag, I'm with you sister. On her own page. Mm-hmm. Then, oh, this makes me so happy. Then... In comes Courtney Staden. Fucking love when she comes in.

Courtney fucking Staden is messy, but she speaks the truth. She was the one who posted a photo. I mean, the video of them in a hot tub. Remember, we were obsessed with her over the summer? Well, I was obsessed with her in that reality TV show. Do you remember? Couple's therapy. Yes, when she obsessed with her in that reality TV show. Do you remember? Couples therapy. Yes, when she was married to that old guy. Doug. So creepy. He freaked me out. Okay, this is another thing. You know, when you're little and like, you don't know what the feeling is of like

a older guy creeping you out because like, you don't know what that is yet. But you meet someone you're like, I, this is an uneasy feeling. Yeah. Well, it's like kids and dogs, you know, when they just don't know what that is yet, but you meet someone you're like, I, this is an uneasy feeling. Yeah. Well, it's like kids and dogs. You know when they just don't like certain people, they say it like says something about the kids. When I first saw him on television, I like immediately was like,

Oh, KBGB. weighed in on social media and said, I'm so proud of Megan for speaking up about the way Brian seems to use his kids as a flex. During the time I spent with him, like his kids were never over at the house. They were always with Megan. She wasn't an absent mother. And yet, like she says, she doesn't plaster them all over her social media. And she also said that he would use his kids as an excuse on why they couldn't hang out and she later found out it was really just because he was hanging out with other girls.

And I think what she posted that photo or video of them in the hot tub which I love hot tubs it looks so much fun the moment. Yeah. You like wanted to go hang with them. Yeah. But didn't he message her saying something? It, I think it was in the caption. He basically said to her like, how could you do that? Like, trying to gas light her to make her feel bad

for posting that photo, but really it's because he lost. Other people got mad at him, other girls. A thousand percent. Megan Fox, the fact that she spent so much time with this guy, like it just makes me realize like, you guys, if you feel stuck and you feel stressed or anxious and you're just constantly complaining or worrying about something, change.

Get out. Maybe I'm so happy for her that she got out. A thousand percent. A thousand percent. It's also the most beautiful woman in the world. Are you talking about Megan Fox? I think we're talking about Courtney Stott and her like, that's like,

that's like, um, I mean, I wouldn't say that word. I thought you just were about to argue if Megan Fox was like, No, Megan Fox is like a thousand percent the most beautiful woman in the world. She also, she said she's a psychic. Like she's like really into astrology and shit. Like I love that for her.

I'm not a huge like machine gun Kelly aesthetically fan. Like I can't have my man be skinnier than me. Skinnier than you. Yeah. Like I just like can't. But his voice is kind of hot. Yeah, it is. And he definitely has swag.

Like I get it. No, I get it. And you're if you're into that like tattooed like rock star look, then yeah, I totally got it. My mom would be like, are you okay? What's next? Imagine a machine gun, Kalei. I always try and make sure like people like him just working like a finance job.

Or just being like your parents being like, hi, a machine gun. Should we call you machine? Good. Mr. Kelly. Okay. Mr. Kelly. Kill it. Have our taxes ready actually.

Good. Good you imagine. Okay. And then my last story, which... I mean, there was like nothing else really, like that great. But Lamar Odom and his fiance, her name Sabrina Parve, have ended their... I just thought this was like funny. And did their engagement?

And she posted on Instagram and was just like, you know, I just want to be transparent with everyone. Me and Lamar aren't engaged anymore. This was the best for me and my children, and he just has like issues that he needs to work on by himself. Uh, yeah, no shit, he overjoes and almost died. He's a drug addict. Like, of course.

Question, this is more general, because I don't know the details of like, what Lamar's going through, but would you rather be with a guy who's overcoming addiction or a guy who cheated on you? Because the cheating is like a full break of trust where the addiction is like his own issues where I mean, they're both the guys' issues.

That's so hard. But then also if he can't get out of the addiction, like he's dating the addiction, it's almost like he's cheating on you with the drugs. You guys, this just got dark. No, that just got so real. To be honest, I'd rather be a the guy who's addicted to something than a guy who's cheating.

I was gonna say the same thing. Cause we can work on that, and at least I still feel like the number one woman in your life. Like, I'm just... Ssss. Hannah, we picked this. We picked this off my pussy.

We picked this because we're such narcissists we're like I don't want another bitch in there. Yeah, you might overdose and die, but like no way. Do I want another bitch around? I date tons of addicts and they're actually like, first of all, still great. What a line, what a line, no pun intended.

I literally date addicts because, Paige, would they get addicted to you? Oh, wow. It is the high and the trust and the, but also I've dated a lot of addicts who are sober now and obviously it's scary to be like, oh, can they relapse? But everyone has addictive qualities. They just like, we're letting their pain out through addiction.

But something about guys cheating is just, yeah, like nice. I don't think that could ever, I don't think I would, if my husband cheated on me, I don't think I would ever get over it. I just, I really don't. Nowadays, people are more open with their sexuality

of being like, oh, I like to watch my man have sex with another woman or like I like to bring someone in or we like to have open moments and like cross that bridge when you got there but I don't see that for me you know I don't see that for me I don't see I don't see my husband being like hey let's bring in a blonde with huge boobs it'd be like get out like leave I once had an ex-boyfriend this is a while ago this This was like a couple of boyfriends ago. That's how I tell time.

How many boyfriends ago was this? Who described me after we broke up as heroin. And I've never been more flattered in my life. Because I realized it's, oh my god, I'm obsessed with you if I don't have you all die and it's so good when I get you But you may also kill me and I was just like Thank you so much wait and that is why you are our giggler Scorpio Queen and I was like I fuck with that and then I was like stop text us For you so we're gonna wrap it up

With what we're binging right now because you know we need some distractions from the election and all the bullshit and the world burning down. You were very excited to talk about Potomac. Because I have I have something to say. And I don't want this to be controversial and I don't want people coming at me because I fucking love Potomac. I think they're the unsung hero of Housewives. I think people sleep on Potomac.

They have had more drama in three episodes than some franchises have all these things. And Beverly Hills has had in like three seasons. Agreed. Like things are moving and things are happening. And like the kind of drama that's like, men are cheating. Yeah. Women are getting physical with each happening. And like the kind of drama that's like, men are cheating. Yeah.

Women are getting physical with each other. It's crazy. Taxes are being not paid. No, it's crazy. I mean, there's couples therapy happening. It's just crazy. No. But this is what I want to say.

The fashion. Unpotomic. Is something to be desired. It is wild out there. There are interview looks. Sometimes I'm like, what in the actual fog? Are they wearing? What looks are you specifically thinking about?

I don't want to, well, it's not even, it's not even specific. Karen went after Giselle. It's not even specific. Karen went after Giselle being like Giselle's fashion choices are bad. I mean, the pot color. They're the skull and the kettle black. I mean, that is, Karen's fashion choices are wild sometimes. Sometimes Karen does dress really well in her interviews.

There have been a few times where I've seen her wear something and I'm like, that looks good. But then she'll come out with something and I'm like, who put that together for you? You should fire them. Well, I do think Monique has one look that is so stunning where her hair is like wavy and she has, her boobs look good and it's like, it looks like a scarf she almost put on.

Actually, Darby is also an interesting character when it comes to fashion. They all have, like sometimes when they're all in scenes together, it's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty. It's really pretty.

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They're in leather. Like, it's a thing. And then when they're in the hamptons, they're in like, flowy dresses. Beverly Hills is very over the top. OC is another one. Sometimes they wear things and I'm like, what in the heck? So OC right now is Bronwyn Cring.

Gina just being like, why is everyone mad at me? Why are you talking shit about my house? Wow, you just did her voice perfectly. Why is everyone talking shit about my house? I just want to have tequila. And I, who are your favorites on it? Dude, I don't really fuck with O.C. like that. I watch it all, but I think they all scare me.

I think I like Gina the most, but I don't understand who you could have a whole storyline being about something that happened off camera. She said, she said, she said. And then the brown one thing, it's the brown one thing I feel really bad. Well, you wanna feel bad, but then while she's doing that, she's also just like, yeah, Gina, your house is sad.

And you're like, wait, I wanna feel bad for you. And you're making it hard for me. I'm like, you're going through some shit, but also, you can't yell it. Like, you can't do that. Also, everyone was calling her husband gay, and then she came out recently being like, no, I'm the gay one.

Bronwyn came out as gay. That she's bi, or she's been having trouble with her sexuality. Why miss that? It was. O.C. also always has some shit that's going down, which is crazy. And then who's the other one? Holy dog.

Holy dog. She scares the shit out of me. Like if there's one person I'm bravo that I would not want to be on their bad side, it's Kelly Dodd. Ooh, let me think of who mine is. It's Kelly Dodd or it's Lala. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Like, you know?

Also, I'm not. Like, I'm, I love K-Jestane, but I'm telling you, if she's bossing me around on a boat, I'd be like, I just, I'm gonna, get an anchor and. She doesn't scare me that much. Like, I almost feel like I would get along with her. I feel like she's very sarcastic. Yes.

But yeah, like if she doesn't like you, I feel like it's very apparent. Like, Dodd has a sense of humor. Yeah, but... Ever since I watched one episode where she was like laughing at her daughter, like, being performing in, like, musical theater, I never thought about her the same. And I've said this multiple times,

and this was years ago, and I can't let it go. This is really disturbed you. No, it really disturbed me. Also Shane, we forgot to talk about. Shane is the husband of Gina. No, Shane is the husband of... No, sorry. Who?

What is her name? Oh my God. Oh my God, wait, I have to go. This is when we need the gig list. Yes. This is when the gigler should say it immediately. Wait, I feel. Emily, Emily, Emily.

Emily. Emily. So Emily and Shane, but I feel like Shane had a rough season. So now they're like, just sit on the bench for a second. Yeah, take a lap. I like Emily. Yeah, the Shane got shit on last summer. I mean last year.

Whenever the husband's gonna involved in any housewife situation, it's never good because like grown men fighting with women's, they're your wife's friends, you can't. Also, every franchise needs one hot husband at least. I feel like OC doesn't have one. So Gina's ex who apparently is a monster? Was gorgeous. Wow.

That's why he was a monster. Monster. No one talks about Dallas housewives DeAndre's husband enough. And I want to bring that into the atmosphere because this is one I? No. That's the crazy one. And I want to bring that into the atmosphere because this one I Not No That's the crazy one Deandre was like her friend. Oh, yeah, sorry. I was thinking of Leanne. Yeah, I like the one-eyed guy

This man is so good looking and no one talks about it. Oh, he works. I don't think he has a job Yeah, that's the thing with him. She's like, she's supporting him. Yeah. Potomac, it's Juan. He's so hot. Oh my God, Juan is so hot. No, Juan is amazing. And then also, who's actually Loki hot?

I think Vicki is new man is hot. Yes he is. He's hot. He's so nice. And I'm kind of like how? I think they unfollowed each other on Instagram. Oh wait, Vicki's new man is hot, but also also who's Shannon's new man is hot? I agree and You have to have one. I guess oh, I mean, I guess Beverly Hills. It's Marie CO

No, Harry Hamlin is also very hot. I don't find him hot. I find him out interesting. Yeah, you find him Mousy. I feel like it's tall though. I feel like he's skinny. I feel like him and yeah We like a sad bod. Yeah, I feel like he's tall though. I feel like he's skinny. I feel like him and Lisa, we like his dad's. We like his dad's. Yeah, I want like thick. I love a dad bod. Like, guys, it's so paranoid when they like gain a little weight around the stomach and I'm like, no, it's this.

Oh my God, okay. I will make that. Only making me look hotter. Like, you're only helping me. Thank you. Finally, we're gonna speak about the Queen's Gambit. Yeah, the Queen's Gambit. I'm gonna say a hot take. Do it. That shit should have been an hour-40 movie.

Hundo Pee. Someone had to say it. I said it. Someone had to say it. I fucking said it. I like it. I really enjoy it. I'm gonna finish the season and I think it's really good. If this was like an extended movie, they would have nailed it. Not even a short movie. Okay. It was like four episodes too long,

where at some point you're like, okay, you're just filling in space because I think they just make more money with it. But the aesthetics are beautiful. And we love these things. The acting is so good. I love the wardrobe. But at some point, you're like,

we get it, you like to drink. Right, it is, it's very drawn out. I'm on the episode four. Do sleeping pills or whatever she was taking? Tranquilizers. Tranquilizers really make you hallucinate and better at chest.

I don't know. I didn't love that part. I mean, it was just like an interesting add-on of like how she could like get in so in her head. I was like, what are the chess teams? So I was like, you were on the chess team? Yeah, when I was on my dad taught me like three moves of how to like beat people really fast.

But then if like they blocked those moves, I didn't know what to do. But like I want a couple matches. I honestly am very impressed that you know how to play chess, and I think that is so worldly and cultured of you. Oh my God, it's literally just because we had a chess, someone gave us a chess, whatever it's called. I would love to know that, but the fact that you're on the chess team makes me question

everything. I was literally nine. That's before you could make choices. I was like nine and ten. That's true. If you did them in high school, it's just automatic social suicide. Honey, I was playing on the boys' tennis team. I was, you were cool.

I mean, you were that bitch in high school. I mean, I was cool like when I was on tennis court and then I was crying. You guys, this was an amazing episode. We didn't get to our advice this time, but next time we will get to advice. We have some really good questions. And we're just obsessed with you guys. Ray's subscribe review, we're currently number two on TV and film and we don't love that for us

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