Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige’s black eye, Hannah’s mistake, and ozempic

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Paige gave herself a black eye and Hannah made a pregnancy mistake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my granny panty gigglers? Oh, that was a cute one. I know these girlies are out here wearing granny panties. They just don't talk about it. It is funny that never once have I ever Said hi to the gigglers like when we started the personalities you're like a shy little cat. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know if I want to be here right now But we are actually so excited to be here. We're in the studio for a second time

It's who we are now. And it was raining outside. Like, that was a zero percent chance we were gonna make it. And I don't think people realize we record Mondays. Dude, but I think it's good, cause it's like kinda dark. I like recording our podcast on Monday because I feel like it does set me up

for the whole week. It's been toned. Yeah, so it's my tone. I feel like I'm very vulnerable on Mondays. I don't know how the week's gonna go. I'm scared. Yeah. Also, if nothing else happens this week, at least we did giggly squad. So I'm like I'm very vulnerable on Mondays. I don't know how the week's gonna go. I'm scared. Yeah, also if nothing else happens this week At least we did giggly squad so I'm like right

I Was productive shit this week I feel like if I Yeah, I need a nap because there was such an intense giggly squad up So my parents always make fun of me because after giggly squad I do go home and I'm like oh my god I need to rest and they're like what did you do? I'm like I recorded Giggly Squad, I do go home and I'm like, oh my God, I need to rest. And they're like, what did you do?

I'm like, I recorded Giggly Squad. It's called physical and emotional energy. We get into a certain zone. It's crazy. It is crazy. We just turn it on. I black out. I don't even know what I say on this.

I know. Well, speaking of blackouts, I've been getting a lot of messages about asking me if I punched you in the face and got a black eye and you were a straining order against me. And I'm like, I'm not Vanderpump rules. What are you talking about? It is what everyone's thinking and Sheena did fly

from California to New York and... Sucker punched you in the face and then just laughed. It was so weird. What if Sheena started like a boxing YouTube of like punch work out? As she should. She must vlog literally. She should. She knows vlog. Literally should have wanted to ask her.

She know vlog my wedding. I was like, hey, can you send me the footage that wedding tape is really good. I'm going to play it for my family. It is just funny how she vlogs everything. Like she vlogged when we were in Vegas with them. Yeah, well she vlogged because that bitch has gotten such a bad edit on Vanderpump. She's like, if you want to see a little of like what life is really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

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I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old.

I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm it's like word vomit. Yeah, I'm so sick of all the TikToks, all the memes, all the blinds, and now this friend is saying this, and I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. I can't.

We're in a new place where TikTok can make things go really viral when like, back in the day, it wouldn't. So now people who aren't Vanderpump fans are jumping on the bandwagon. Yes. But I do love seeing straight men have opinions like, does knows everything. And he was in Atlanta doing stand-up and someone, he was like, crowd, what do you want to talk about?

And one of the girlies yelled Vanderpump and he went all in it. And he had a hot take. He was like, I was not surprised someone cheated. If I had a nickel for the amount of people that cheated on Vanderpump, they'd pass each other around like a hot potato. Yeah. No, but literally. It was a six month affair that makes it like a little worse,

but like watching it is so fun. Everyone's cheated on the show. I don't wanna talk about it, but I am gonna say this one thing. I don't wanna talk about it either. Not only was it like a six month affair, she lived in Ariana's house. Wait, she was living there.

Yeah, like, where, how was like living there? Oh, like, she had a bedroom there? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. So he had a full, sister-wise situation. Yeah, he was pitching a different show. I wish they were just having three sums and like having crazy orgasms all the time. Like, why'd you have to pick one of the other?

But then there was like a post at Ariana's in Mexico with for like a wedding or something and it was giving Carrie Bradshaw. Oh, I like that. After he left her at the altar. I love that for her. Well, how did you actually get your black eye? Okay. My black eye, honestly, I've grown to love it. Like I'm very, like I feel like I'm an actress and I'm like playing this different character and I'm like you. Like what's the story about my blackout baby? Yeah I'm literally I'm either I'm either a boxer

or like I fight for justice. Yes you know. Like a warrior or you're just really spastic. You know how like I always do weird things in my apartment like I rotated my rug that one time. Yeah. Sierra was like please stop posting this on Instagram. Yeah. It's like with this is who I am. I was just trying to be normal and vacuum and I was reaching for something in the back of my closet. And in your bedroom closet, there's those metal poles that you hang your clothes up.

Unsafe. Unsafe. I had taken all of those down in all of my closets because I had done different organization. So they were just leaning up against the wall. And so as I'm reaching in the back of the closet for like the vacuum attachment, I hit the poles and I, it was like a movie.

I couldn't have a minute. Saw them coming toward me. And I was like in such shock, the best part about it is I was on FaceTime with Craig. Okay. The phone is on the ground, he's on FaceTime. But he can see me and I'm like reaching and all of the sudden, like I get hit in the face.

The man didn't skip a beat. Continued on whatever story he was telling. And then I was like, oh my God, I just got hit. He was like, what? I got hit. And was like, what? And he like keeps telling his story men are so not self-aware like I'm tell you could shave your fucking head And they won't know. No, I literally got hit in the face with a six foot Metal rod like pull hit me smack in the noggin like If it was any closer my my, I could have,

it's the bad orbital bone on your orbital bone is fixed. I kept, you know when girls are like, I had to get a nose drop because I have a deviated septum. And you're like, no, you didn't bitch. You got a cold one. Like, I was like, what if I'm gonna have to get surgery on my orbital bone?

It would be hard to make it look like it was, like it was an on purpose. Exactly. Well, I love that Craig was so passionate about his story. No, I hope it was worth it. I don't even know what the man wanted. No, I thought he was talking about his plans. And I felt like that.

And it was like, he faced time, like it was an emergency face sign. Like he was like, hey. Anything he has to say, he deems as an emergency. And that's just a man. So as he's not listening to me because I just get smacked in the face. So your eyeballs just hanging from a string.

And he's like, but I didn't finish my story. Like, sorry, I have to call 911 really quickly. You got it. I just ended up hanging. I was like, I gotta go. And then anyone who says that being a fashion influencer is not difficult, you can lose an eye out in these streets. If it was any closer to my actual eyeball, I would have been fucked

because I have like, Wait, you would have been a pirate. Wait, you would have had like the cutest little, like, potential dipad. Or you just only wear shades all little, like, bedazzled eye patch. That's what I'm talking about. Or you're just only wearing shades all the time like I went to her. And then I was supposed to go out to dinner that night

and text to my girlfriend. I was like, I can't come to dinner. Like, I have a black eye. And she was like, literally, if I had a nickel, she was like, let some sunglasses on your stupid bitch. Nobody cares. Also, like, good thing Craig was in Charleston because the blind items would have been firing.

Okay, that's kind of also partly why I did the story because the internet, internet. Yes. And I just was so nervous, I didn't want someone to like, but like, she's covering up for Craig and I'm then like this hate campaign. A black eye is also like, it's scary. It's so scary and then Craig was like,

oh, what, have you never had a black eye before? And then I had to think. I was like, no. Like, are people just out here having black eyes? The scariest part about getting a nose job to me is that you get black eyes. Yeah. And it freaks me out.

And it is tender. It is tender. Are you okay now? I'm okay now. Okay, but you probably felt like having fun with that. It's like contour. Yeah. Who needs eyeshadow? I just punch yourself in the face. The best smoky I have ever done in my life on Saturday night. You went out to dinner. Why'd you go out to dinner? Thank you so much for checking. I was like worried and then I was like, do I ask her, I don't want to make her feel weird. No, I haven't left the home in months.

I'm going through my recluse era. But I never see my girlfriends, and my one girlfriend had her boyfriend open to club. Okay. And I hadn't gone to it yet. And so I was like, I really do have to go do a dinner, and then go to a club. You guys are saying when Paige says dinner,

she doesn't mean going to have some chicken parm. She means explain why. I did a club. You guys are saying when Paige says dinner, she doesn't mean like going to have some chicken parm. She means explain why dinner. I didn't dinner. We didn't dinner. Like you sit around with all these like happy people and some weird old men. And you can't hear anyone across the table. But it's fine because no one's really talking.

And no one's really eating. You're just looking at yourselves. Like you're all just waiting for when you get up to go to the club. How long did you stay at the club? This dinner was actually like more intimate. intimate and it was my real friends. So, you're a real friend. I feel like I'm your your feral friend that you keep in a cage.

When you go and see me occasionally, you do that. You know, that's so funny because I don't think of you as my married friend. No, I'm your federal friend. Yeah, like you're, but I'm annoying because I'll talk to my other real friends and I won't start talking about you the whole time. I talk about you a lot. Okay, so you talk about me the whole time I'm fine. Oh my god, I told everyone that you, I was like, she just travels so much for standup. I don't know how she does it.

I really, I don't know how she does it. You guys, I was in Ohio. Yeah, where in Ohio? Cleveland, Cincinnati it. You guys, I was in Ohio. Yeah, where in Ohio? Cleveland, Cincinnati, long story short, what happened in Ohio? Oh, I made one of my worst stand-up mistakes I've ever made on stage. You know, I'm loving crowd work.

The crowd work is about like, you have to be loose, whatever comes in your mind, you just gotta be quick. And I'm like, And that's hard. I would argue that's harder than like. I was tired. Like I had been traveling a lot. Yeah.

And you know when you're tired, sometimes I guess a little loose, a goosey, right? Yeah. So I'm talking to this guy and making fun of him and he's like, yeah, I'm married and I see his wife. And this is in front of like 400 people. And she's wearing like a baby-doll dress. Yeah.

And she has her hand positioned like on her stomach. And I go, oh my god, are you pregnant? And she's wearing like a baby doll dress. Yeah. And she has her hand positioned like on her stomach. And I go, oh my god, are you pregnant? And she wasn't. She goes, no. Oh. The whole place, the whole place gives, because they're rooting for me. They're like, come on, you can do this girl.

But they were like, ooh. And I, you know what, like your heart goes into your body. It's like, yeah. And like, I, I'm immediately cold sweating. I'm really cold sweat and you're like, oh this is like earlier in the set. I'm all out here with these people, right? And I'm not, I am never want to talk about a woman's weight.

I've been from a very young age. I was like, you never asked someone if they're pregnant. Unless if they're literally water breaks in your face, you do not mention. Even that. Even that you're like, do you have to pee? Yeah. Like, oh sorry, toilet's over here. And she's like a thin woman. you do not mention even that even then you're like do you have to pee like oh sorry toilet's over here and she's a she's like a thin woman yeah but she was

wearing a baby doll dress I thought it was a baby there was all these signs there was crying the baby was like what I'm like there that is a pregnant woman so the place is like I'm like you have to recover yeah so I basically in comedy you just kind of lean lean into what you're feeling. And I just was like, you know, when you accidentally say it to one person and you feel weird, imagine 400 people. And I was like, laughing. And she wasn't that expressive.

So like the crowd, she wanted to kill herself. She just wanted to, like, kept trying to make her laugh. And she wasn't, like, I can tell if that was just, like, she had a calm or face, the whole rest of the set, like, I have to focus on my jokes, you have to be present, but you like are rethinking it in your head like how bad was that, how bad was that? I'm like, should I check Twitter right now?

Like, am I getting canceled? So I get back and everyone's like, oh my God, great set. And I go, I told security, I was like, find the girl on the babydoll dress and bring her back to the green room. So she comes back. Imagine if she was like, I am pregnant.

I'm bitch. But I'm like, are you sure? Do you want to be a pregnant woman? She's my stand up show now. Oh, she goes, you try to make fun of me, sit down, dumb bitch. So she comes in and I am like, I am so sorry. Like you look incredible.

I was, your hand was in a position on your stomach because she was like leaning towards you Blame her. I blame. Yeah, she was I fully was like you deserved everything you got What do you want? It's not my fault. You're glowing Is it my fault that you have gorgeous skin and yours? Virgin Mary who somehow got a baby in her. Yeah. And she laughs and she used to like, you know, I would never wear this dress, but I had just

came from a baby shower. And I was like, oh, maybe I'm psychic, and my psychic abilities got fucked up. But I was like, I can never, like, I am so sorry. You can never find out. For an ugly recovery. I'll never find a true recovery. And this is so fucked up.

We're about to take a photo, and there was like a hanger in the back. No, and my friend was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, do that? That was one of the hardest things that I did on stage, but it makes you a better comedian to be like, if I could recover from that and stay focused on stage. She's a gigler, so I said, I'm gonna tell him on the podcast, I still feel indebted to her, like I'll never make it up to her. Well, you have to now name your first child after her.

I'm like Adam Levine. Wait, oh my God, before we get into the Oscars, what about those two just showing up on the red carpet of the Vanity Fair party and then acting like he didn't have an affair? Wait, did she have the baby? Ice. Oh, I think so.

No, I think she, was she pregnant? Yeah, she was pregnant. Yeah, she looked amazing. Yeah, she had it, she had it. Well, she looked amazing. Yeah, she had it. She had it. Well, we need to get away from pregnancy topics. We're going to get ourselves in trouble. No, it's too much.

I'd love to know though, if any gigglers have ever done that, like ask someone if they're pregnant and like what, like if they have any awkward, awkward stories. Yes. There was just something about a baby that I'll dress, just like a long, slow way.

And we were like in a mall. Yeah, Connecticut. Like this wasn't like baby doll. It was like the Hamptons were like a floral dress would have been like normal. Right. Um, but anyway, she was beautiful glowing obsessed with her. And when you do a pregnant babe, you hit me up and we can just pretend that that happened when you were pregnant.

Oh my God, I'm literally like getting high. I was just talking about it. Oh, I also embarrassed myself with Meghan Trainor. How? She DM me. And what did she say? She says something like, hey, I think you're really funny. I think because I'm friends with Trace.

She says my love. She's friends with. Yeah. I like panic and I like write something out. And a day later, I like checked in. I realized I spelled her name wrong. Hannah Lucy Burner. What is your deal with the

We off it was Megan I get I get I like a crumple into the pressure like a panic spell it I spelled it is it right up at the top? I'm like that person on the email that's like hi Heather and I'm like a tanna okay nice anyway So then I unsend it and I resend it okay Anyway, so then I unsend it and I resend it. Okay. And she called me out. And she goes, did you unsend about it? She goes, LL, you unsent when you spelled my name wrong

and I was like, we love it on this screen. We love it on screen. You keep me humble. You keep me in my place. One of my favorite things is when Chris is doing TikToks about Meghan Trainor's baby and he says like Megan Trainers baby As if they're not close and he's like Megan Trainers baby might have learned my name like So I think cuz Chris and I are friends friends is a strong word. We're like enemies. We hate each other

We just fight on stop. He went on going. You guys don't have friends is a strong word. We're like enemies. We hate each other. We just fight on stop. He went up and going, oh. You guys don't have a weird relationship. Okay. I'm just gonna tell you one thing. So when we met Chris, had you didn't know him before? No. Okay.

This is actually, it's triggering for me. So we met Chris on the set of our Express Shoot. I'm already in Shambles in tears. Oh yeah, from the... Because the makeup artist tore my whole life apart. You're over the bone. Chris walks in, we hadn't met him yet. And when Chris walked in and he saw Hannah,

it was like, they had dated in a past life. Like, I don't know, like, It was weird. We all three of us met at the same time, but your guys relationship. I mean, it's like you kicked me out of the threesome. It was actually, I feel so bad about that. Do you?

Because you've never brought it up. You know? No, but you guys, like, you know when you meet someone, you're just like, wait, I get you, you get me. We hit it off and you guys hit it off. I was like, immediate, we were immediately mean to each other. Yes. And I think you were honestly dealing with stuff.

I was, you were like in the corner really young. You had to admit that someone had just asked me if I was pregnant. Like I was dealing with a lot. I was dealing with a lot. Just a real model. Like I was like during that shoe page was like she knew what to do. She was like tell me where like I was like I'm flailing. I don't know what's going on. I was trying to sit down. You were giving suggestions to like the creative director. You were like what if I spit this out of my mouth? And they were like, this isn't express photo shoot. I go, what do we do for like sat on the toilet for this one? And literally it's so funny too. They put the on time square, they put that.

And they had me do this funny take of me like taking the luggage out and the luggage went everywhere. Never saw it, never made it to air. But yours looked amazing. You had like a full transition. You were focused during that shoot. I was focused. No, and you were not.

I was like throwing popcorn at a course the whole time. One person said you looked like Cindy Crawford and we never heard from you again for the rest of the day. You were like, I came down. Because you know who looks like Cindy Crawford? My cat butter. No. She has the same, I'll put it up.

She has the same exact beauty mark as it up, she has the same exact beauty mark. I have a favorite girlfriend. Okay, you sound jealous. Yeah, well it's, well seen. I'm nice on the jealous of her cheekbones. So Megan, I go, okay, don't tell Chris we're talking because he'll get very upset. Yeah, because Chris, the reason I brought it up is because

we are, I'm on full Megan trainer, Chris Olsen TikTok. Yeah. Everyone's like, did she kidnap him? Like, is there like a business deal going on? Why are they together? They do collaborate, obviously. Yeah. But I just found out he just hard-launched. He's dating Megan Trainor's brother.

No way. Like hard-launched friends. We've been sure of making out. They're friends from... I think they're kind of new-ish friends. Oh, they are. But they like hit it off in LA, and they collaborate with music stuff,

but like he posts a photo like making out with her brother, and they're a family now. I think they're a big, happy family. And Chris has not been in a relationship since his ex, which... The TikTok ex. Yes. And like I hate them,

give me them so much airtime, because Chris, you know I hate you, but I just feel like the Googlers need to be updated. They do. And how crazy that Meghan Trainor's marriage to the guy from Spikens. That is the crazy thing. That's the craziest thing I've ever.

I want him to have a resurgence. And also their son is just like the freaking cutest. So cute when he comes to stuff in Hawaii. He looks like a TV character. Yeah. Like, I want a resurgence of Spikens. I want a TV character. Yeah. Like, I want a resurgence of Spy Kids. I want a resurgence of Kim possible. And I want a resurgence of Freaky Friday.

Not gonna lie, I watched all the Spy Kids very recently. Like within the last six months. Oh, hi, where are you? Someone say, on a different planet. Should we discuss the Oscars? We should. Hold on, let me get my notes. Anna. Should we discuss the Oscars? We should. Hold on a minute, my notes.

I didn't watch them. I did watch a lot of them. I was with Des, we were watching tennis. And he was like, I was like, I just wanna go to the Oscars because I like the pre-talk, I like the awkward moments when they're interviewing I like to see the outfit. I have a lot to say about it. And the next, you know, he's fully watching the they're interviewing. I like to see the outfit. I have a lot to say about it.

And the next thing you know, he's fully watching the Oscars, he's crying, he's laughing. Like the actual ceremony? Yeah, like we were crying. He was like, I knew they're going to win for this. He's the soundman. And he's crying for the Irish people. He's like, let's go. And I'm literally laughing.

Like at one point I turned and he was just crying at someone's speech. And I'm like, you didn't even want to watch this. He said it was stupid. It is stupid. It is stupid. But like, if you get into it, you'll start crying at someone's speech. And I'm like, you didn't even want to watch this. You said it was stupid. It is stupid. It is stupid. But like, if you get into it, you'll start crying at some of the speeches. The only reason I've ever watched the Oscars is because of the red carpet before,

because you like to see what people like that's, you like to see what people are wearing, you like to see what they're saying. Like, are they being funny? Who are they with? Like, is it exciting thing? For sure. It's awful now.

There is not one host that one knows who they're talking to. Like some people you can tell that the host had not seen the movie that whatever person is in. They're so bad. They have like a list of three questions that they ask. And half of them aren't like their famous people, but they're not hosts, and they're not, they're almost sometimes more famous than the person they're interviewing, which I also think is awkward and weird. And they have no idea what's going on. I was getting so mad.

I was like, I don't care who she's most excited to see. Like, I don't care. I wanna know like different shit. I wanna know, like, different shit. I feel like you're manifesting something. Yeah, like, every, I am, because I feel like I would be good. We would actually, actually, we would be good together and that's how Joan Rivers started. It was her and her daughter.

Which one of us are Joan? Oh. I'm Joan. I'm Joan because Melissa never really cared about fashion. Did Joan know? See, that's a good thing. Like, you don't know. I could use a little more comedy in it.

And I even said to Dessie. That's what it is. Out of like all the people they choose, why can't they have one like comedic voice? And Dess was like, cause fashion they take seriously. But I'm like, no, they want the fun. Oh my God, I want the back and forth. I watched fashion police on e, the red carpet.

They said the same thing for everyone. They were like, she looks beautiful. She looks great. Everyone knows she does it. I don't want people having the same opinion. And that's, just give me a hot take. It was a participation trophy for everyone. Even at the Oscars,

there were like, and some movies that weren't nominated. It's like, okay, so we eat now, we even have to talk about the movies that weren't nominated. It's like, okay, so we eat now. We even have to talk about the movies that weren't nominated. It's like, they did great though. It's like, clearly they did it. Because they're not nominated. I do to say, I thought Jimmy Kimmel was great. And he really watched it.

But Jimmy Kimmel came up with a very chill. You know, sometimes you can tell the host is so nervous. Yeah. And they're like, every single sentence. Like, that time, Anne had the way it did. And she did it, and she did like seven. That's when everyone started hating Ann.

Oh, that's so sad. But now she's having a resurgence. Yeah. But I want to talk, I want to talk shit. I do have to say, so Lady Gaga shows up with such a cool dress. But I do have to say, do we have to do low rise dresses now? You could see the top of her pussy lip. What about Lady Gaga being like,

I'm actually not leaving the home, and I'm like, I don't want a life that's in the public eye. She shows up to the Oscar award. She's been hanging out with Meghan Markle. With her ass out. And she said, no, no photos. I'm so shy.

I clip of a photographer falling, did you see that? And she turns and runs no, no photos. I'm so shy. I clip of a photographer falling. Did you see that? And she turns and runs over to pick him up. And everyone's like, Lady Gaga's the only one that went to pick him up. And I'm like, first of all, this bitch knows there's like 100 cameras on her second of all. If Lady Gaga's the one who saves you a five, two,

ozampic woman. You're in trouble. If you got this, they call me the same. Ramp it. The ozampic is ramp it. But also, I don't wanna speak too soon because some people might actually be like, working out and you know what they might go on it. We're not gonna speak too soon

because we do have a call. I'm sorry, doc. No, but if I'm on ozampic, I'm telling people I'm on ozampic. That's the only thing. Because I'd be so scared. I'd be like, guys, I'm on ozampic, what do I do'm on ozampic. That's the only thing. Because I'd be so scared. I'd be like, guys, I'm on ozampic, what do I do? Can I laugh it? Is my overre going to burst?

Like, what's going to happen? I meet a person, what admit it to me? I have 7,000 questions. 7,000 questions. Every single house I've been like, what? No. Oh my god. I'm like, you lost 30 pounds in two weeks.

Like, what are you talking about? We're not the crazy ones. Just say, yeah, I got it for my doctor in Boca. Like what are you talking about? We're not the crazy ones. Just say yeah, I got it for my doctor in Boca. Like we know. I mean, I'm minty-caling. She looks great. She looks great. Did you ever watch her Mindy project? I'd see like clips and stuff. Yeah. But I read her book and it's really good. I know I want to read her book because I watched that whole series and I loved it. She's so good. She's amazing. She's an icon.

Also, she was behind the Netflix show, like my very, the kiss thing or all the lies I told before, all the men I kissed before, all the boys I kissed. That's seven shows you just combined and all the boys. She also wrote that HBO show, Sex Life of College Girls. Yes, and I'd like to say if she was a man, people would be calling her Ryan Murphy right now. Like, maybe like, she's a fucking genius. But was a man, people would be calling her Ryan Murphy right now. Like, it'd be like, she's a fucking genius. But anyway, I'm not gonna get into

feminist women right now. Well, here's the other thing with like, ozemic running rampant. Like, all of those Zempoic horns. It literally should have been. We were born in the 90s, but we were little kids in the 90s. So we really didn't grow up in...

Her when chic times. Yeah, like, but we didn't know that, you know, but like I do feel like every celebrity now is stick thin. It almost is like we went a little backward. Everything feels very, well that will look good if you lose 10 pounds. It's almost like they went too hard with the video. They went too hard. And also the Kardashians not being invited to the Met Gala. Wait, is that like for sure for sure? Everyone is saying it's for sure for sure, but it's so much what I think people don't realize

is it's so much more than them not getting invited to a party. It represents a cultural shift. A total cultural shift. Like Anna Winter says is basically Regina George of the fashion world and says who's in and who's out and who's cool and who's not. And the fact that they are so curvy. You are the weakest link.

Goodbye. Yeah. And like, ozempic is running rampant. I feel like. No, it's not a body thing. I don't know. I kind of feel like, good boy. Yeah. And like, ozempik is running rampant. I feel like. No, it's not a body thing. I don't know. I kind of feel like it could be. I feel if she did that, maybe it's because Kim,

the whole entire Mechalla was about the Marilyn Monroe dress and all that bullshit. Okay, there's also that. But also, is that not good press for the Mechalla? Maybe it's not. I feel like fashion people don't want that. But also, if Anna Winter was pissed that Kim was going to wear that,

the Marilyn Monroe dress, she would have known before Kim got there. Like I feel like everything's run by her anyway. So sure, but I do think it was like the after effects of all the insane press. But that was, there was like a little too much about Kim for too long long where it got like overwhelming But I still have not seen an excuse yet for why they would be uninvited

I don't know. I don't know. Well last year they were all there. That was the first time they were all there. Is anything is Kanye related? I don't know. It could also be Kanye related. You saw Chloe's with Chris with Tristan, Kristen. I mean It's just it's just like what? Who's the actress hunter from euphoria? The actress hunter? What's it? The euphoria actress that had like no top-on? Does she not look? Wait, when the white? Yeah. At the vanity fair. Yeah. Did she not look so fucking good? She looked like Sierra at my wedding. She looked so amazing. Yeah.

You're right. You're right. You're right. She looked like Sierra at your wedding. She had nothing on. Nothing on body? Snatched? Amazing.

I don't think that was the Zampic. That was just, she's 21. And Sierra called me the other day because she's going to a wedding. And I was like, let me see the dress your way. You can't be trusted. You literally can't. There's no back.

No. I mean, she looks great amazing and stunning and she's gonna wear it. But no back on the whole dress. It's kind of like girls with huge boobs. Like you can do whatever you want but you're gonna look sexy. Yeah.

And see, I just can't help that she's a model. Um, okay, what did you think about Tim? Her name is Tim's. She's a singer. Yeah. She wore the big like white cloud thing, which I thought was iconic, but then seeing her in the audience, blocking everyone behind her. Yeah.

Equally iconic. Because like, do you think she thought about it? Absolutely. Or do you think she sat there and was sat there was like oh fuck I didn't think this through No somebody absolutely said hey, but you are gonna be sitting there and They all collectively looked at each other and said fuck it Like how man would you be if you were behind her or you could just like I don't know if I would be mad. I think I would be like, wow, this is such my luck that I would get like seated behind this person

and not be able to see the whole show. Like you have to laugh if you're the person. They literally were showing people trying to like poke their heads out and they're like, this man is fighting for his life. He's fighting for his life in the audience. I think it is rude though. It's rude but it's hard because they want a fashion moment.

Also, then Lady Gaga goes on stage and does no makeup, black shirt, black jeans. Did you see that? No. And people are writing the funniest memes of like, people hysterically crying, being like, Lady Gaga's makeup artist after putting in three hours of work on him. I'm being honest.

Why would she do that? Because I think it was a last minute performance that she was like, what do we do? And she's like, if we can't go all out, you know, it's even more iconic and going all out as Lady Gaga is giving nothing. Did Rihanna perform? Rihanna performed and she was amazing.

Yeah, she's really like hit in the... This is her year. But it's also like, it shows you you guys you can take a break from things Yeah, you're not gonna lose it if you don't yeah, if you don't use it you don't lose it right That's the saying yeah, yeah Is that about penises? We're that originate if you don't use it you lose it I could go for it. This is some deep journalism you're gonna be doing now.

But are we high? Yeah, I'm just tired, but I did realize like, sometimes you know in work where you feel like, if I don't keep pushing, keep pushing, like I'm gonna lose my career in momentum, whatever, but I realize like sometimes it's actually better. To take a break. Like we probably would have been sick of Rihanna

if she had just kept putting out albums for money. We are the people to suggest a breast. Rest? Like if anyone's like you're going to hard take a break, I'm like you're still right. But the problem with Rihanna song, it's a song for Chadwick Boseman who passed away. And it's like this really sad song. And do you remember how I told you I went to this funeral? I didn't know the guy, but I was at the funeral No, this had a friend who passed away. I know that this would not have slipped my mind This story does that a friend who passed away and I went to the funeral okay

And I was like a mess like sobbing like I was like holding the kids in my arms like I was like Never met a man in my life and And I was so, like the speech about him. He was like, good man. He was a good man. He was a good man. He was a good man. He was a good man. Rihanna starts singing and I get, I'm like, oh no.

And he's like, what? And I go, this is the song they played at that man's funeral. And he goes, first of all, how do you remember that second ball? You didn't know him. And I was like, it's really upsetting for me. And he goes, it's my friend. And I go, I can't turn this off right now.

I'm too weak to. I'm too weak to cry. Yes. And he literally was weak. Are you pregnant? No, Paige. I think because I'm getting off birth control. Oh, yeah.

I had a full cry this week. Like a good one, like a deep. I didn't let it fully go. Why? I have issues. but what happened is, I go out, I'm in Cleveland, I comedy club and this old man comes up to me, and he like owns the club or something.

And he's like, are you from Brooklyn? I was like, yeah, and he's like, so am I. And I was like, that's crazy. Just talking to me. And then after I get off stage, I come back and he like corners me and he's like, you're so special, like saying all these things about like and he's like, you're so special. Saying all these things about like, you just have to dream big and don't force things, things will come to you.

Like, give me all this beautiful type of information. I look at him and he looks like my grandpa. He passed away. And he has the eyes of my grandpa and my grandpa is from Brooklyn. I'm like, how is this man in Cleveland, Ohio? And then I start crying. About to cry, but I'm like, hold it in because I'm like, this is my man in the Cleveland, Ohio? And then I start crying. I'm about to cry, but I'm like, hold it in, because I'm like, this is my grandpa talking me

through this old man. I've like fully convinced myself. And then I say goodbye to everyone, and it was like a great show. Again, though it's how room shut the door, I just start bawling. Oh my God. But it was a weird bawling where it's like,

I just love my grandpa missing so much, because he was my best friend, but I was like, he had like the same skin colors, my grandpa, like much because he was my best friend but I was like he had like the same skin colors my grandpa like old. I'm just gonna say. I like it. She had a great answer. And then you know, I think about he's gonna die. The man you don't. The man you just said.

And I'm upset that he's like he's like 90. Like he doesn't have a lot of time left. No. I don't know. And John Travolta was crying because- Probably a lot of reasons. That's real. His co-star Sandy. Olivia Newton John died.

Oh yes, she died. So he's sobbing. And then I tweeted, I love watching the Oscars because I love to watch Men Cry. Remember when John Travolta was on the Oscars and he announced that girl's name wrong? What did he say? Adele does him.

I think about it. Like that was like 15 years ago. I think about it and an odd amount of times for someone. Adele, like the brand wakes up in the middle of the night. Right. Do you ever have like things that you say in your head randomly that make no sense? Yeah. Like, but it just like you say it, like random words.

Like Craig is from Delaware and I always find myself saying the word rohobeth. Like it's just like a random place in Delaware, but I love the word. I say a kind of a walk that's in Wisconsin. A kind of a walk. Like, so randomly throughout the day sometimes I'll just say Adele, Tessie. I don't know what, do you think he like wakes up in the middle of the night? Like, his whole career is done so many amazing things and he's like, you stupid. How could you do that? For sure. I wonder what he did to apologize to her. Like if he sent her like a direct-duty or gift basket.

I'm scared. Okay, wait. So who did you think was like best-was best-rass? I think people served. I think they. The cookin' man was my favorite. Cause the cookin' man had this like tussled hair like mine. Like it looks like she didn't brush it.

And that's kind of my thing. And then I love the flowers on the dress. It's very like vintage and Michael B. Jordan also did that in his after party look. I don't understand what an after party is. If I did not get invited to the Oscars, I'm not going to an after party. Yeah, but this is like different. I'm fucking crying in a bathroom. This is like okay this would be like senior prom is happening. You're a freshman. You aren't legally allowed to go to the senior prom,

but a bunch of seniors are like, I'm so late to the first part. I love to go to the after party. You're going to the party. The after party was, I mean, Kendall Jenner did like amazing. Okay, I actually didn't really love her dress at the Vanity Fair. I did think Cara DeLavine. I freaking was amazing. I did think Caradella Vien. I freaking

I loved the red. I loved her Vanity Fair white outfit too. Okay, and then also just like to bring it back to Adam Levine for a quick second. Look at this picture of them at Vanity Fair. So he has his hand over her stomach. Yeah. And I don't, it gives me the egg. Well, I want to know what my guy that does the green line tests, like would say, because he does do a whole thing about couples and like the claw. One of my ex-boyfriends took a photo with me like this

and he was reaching over me and holding me and he was super controlling and he didn't care who I was. He just wanted, okay, I'm now making this all about me. Well, also, I feel like, I don't know what it is. She looks amazing, no? She looks amazing. This time of year, but like, he looks like she's seeing couples walking down the street

and they're not just like holding each other's hands, like, they're holding the person. And it makes me wild to the uncomfortable. Well, when I'm at comedy clubs, you see couples all the time, and I can tell how long they've been together by how much all over that each other they are. Couples have been together more than a year.

They're not touching. They're just enjoying their time. They're looking, they're actually like, they're someone in between them. If they even breathe towards each other, they're like, shut the fuck up, I hate you. But couples, if he has his arm on her leg, I'm like, this is one to three months.

Yeah. And I'm like, enjoy the fact that you still have, I call it an imagination ship, that's my new thing. Like, do you know the last time you made out does? I mean, we will have sex not even kissing. Yeah, I would say that, I would say that's normal. No, but I feel like, at least like, no, you know when beginning you might like start like with a kiss.

Okay, but here's the thing, every time I watch a movie, I watch people like having these intense make-outs and then having sex and like, but that, I couldn't tell you the last time I like made out with Craig. But the thing is I actually love make-outs. I do too, but like, it's not, it doesn't feel the same once you like, no, you're like, they're bad habits.

It's not the same once you hate them. So it is, it is different. No, the first three months are an imagination ship where you have filled in every single blank. And this man, he can be anyone. He's speaking of my latest imagination ship. Yeah. I was in Cincinnati, just studying.

I did a college gig. I talk about how I fucked Bucky, because it's funny to tell. It was like a middle school. I'm like, Bucky. I was like, Bucky was hot. He had like, like, he's a badger, but like, he's Bucky. And you never know. There's like eight of them who actually are Bucky's,

but they can't speak. So when you see a Bucky, you don't know if it's him or not. So you're really like, you don't know. Got it. It's very, and it's, he's so hard to get because he literally can't talk to you. So I'm doing this bit, and then at the end, I do a little Q&A, and their mascot shows up.

And this was the University of Cincinnati. When I tell you, this was the hottest mascot I've ever seen. Their mascot showed up in the mascot uniform. In the full uniform. So you never saw this man's face. No. But you're saying the uniform that was made. The mascot?

Okay, but it's a bear cat. It's a bear cat. Have you ever, this bear cat had muscles? Six five, minimum six five swag. Swag gets on stage flirting with me. And I'm all nervous and I want to do. He's not responding to me, so I was just talking to myself. Definitely a fuck boy. But then it's giving Tom Sandoval. I cheated him in person with a bare cat.

No, I have to show you the same. No. Oh my god, I posted on my story. I think it's giving you a weird porn history. Like I'm a furry. Yeah. If you were, well, you are married today. You're married.

If you, if does came to you right now, you're married, you've been together. And he said, Hannah, I have to tell you something, I am a furry. What would you do? I'm a furry. What would you do? I'm into it. You would be into it. You would try it.

Once you had fun, love with the guy, it's like, I'll see you're also bored. You're like, it's fine new ways to turn each other on. Like, sometimes I'm fuck you up. Put a tail on me. It's fucking do it. Like, I feel, I'm so vanilla. Like, I wish I could be turned on by something weird.

Yeah. Like I hear people tell these stories like the only way I can come is by like tickling the hair on his toe. I mean that sounds like an interesting life to live. Then there's other girls that are like I need to be beat with a brick. I don't know if I need all of that, but yeah. I get it. I just I love to I just think the human brain is so crazy that it's like, but what is it in your brain that like, that's real?

What happened to you as a child? Yeah, you're like, I wanna touch that tail. There was a guy talking about how when you're young, like if you happen to get a weird erection during like, can you get random erections? The kid during like a weird thing that happens, like someone crying or like someone, like, yeah. Xing, you know, do you just have a fetish

for the rest of your life? Like, I don't even know how they, I mean, it's probably genetic. Yeah, it's mental, but. Oh my god, I never thought of that because guys will, like, they can get hard at any moment. And like, they don't, they have zero control. Like, has there ever been something really weird

and they're just like, this isn't Ashanavi? Like, they feel naughty and dirty There was a guy like on TLC who gets turned on by popping balloons And he was like dating a balloon. I feel like all my ex-boyfriends would get turned on when I would cry Because it's gonna be a pattern. Okay. Tell me That this man He's huge and he has muscles. Wait, I feel like I feel like if Jack Harlow was he's wearing a basketball like that is a hot yeah. Okay,

I get what you're saying. Yeah, okay, I used to take back what you said. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm a furry. So anyway, that was crazy. We have a lot of front page news. We do. Let me pull out my notes. I feel like front page news always has to start with us talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. And I have a point that I want to make because everyone's making fun of them for being with all these like 21 year old, 22 year old babies.

Obviously, like, he should only be with people of age, but part of me is like, because he's living the lifestyle of a 21 year old man. Like, he wants to be out at the bars, out of the clubs, drinking. I don't get that. Well, that's my thing. As a 31 year old, let those girls have him.

I'm not trying to keep up with that man. No. Don't make the girls in the first second. I do not want to be up with that man. No. No. We need to break up in the first second. No, I do not want to be with a man like that. No. Don't force a Leonardo DiCaprio to date women in the 30s because they want to stay home and watch Shark Tank. Like, we're not going to clubs every fucking night.

I know. Yeah. Not that he was a child child actor, but kind of, like he was what? Like 15. Maybe even younger. And when you get famous, you stay at the age that you got famous. Yeah, like I just feel like he never really had

some mature because at 16, then people just started treating, probably treating him like, Oh my God, can we get you a Coca-Cola? Oh my God, do you want to stay here? Do you want to go? I mean, let me get you this. Yeah, I'm saying, don't be like, he needs to be with a 39 year old.

I'm sorry, George Cleen's wife would be with a 39 year old. I'm sorry George Cleenie's wife would rather punch herself in the jaw than spend 24 hours with that I would give myself another black eye if I had to go to a club every weekend like I literally went out this weekend and I said to my mom like Oh, I'm good now for like three months. I don't have to. Literally. Like, I feel no desire to go out next weekend. And what you said about Leonardo reminds me of a TikTok I just saw of Justin Bieber. There were all these clips of him as a 15 year old where like interviewers are asking questions about sex, women, or like touching him, like full grown women. And like that kid has weird stuff.

It's weird. And like he was probably taking advantage of it in so many different ways. So like I just let's be aware of the torture that comes with being a child star. Yeah, but I do think Leonardo could he get up it to 25. For sure. He doesn't have to date 19 first. But also like that's yeah if he wants to date older women he'd also have to start like doing adult things in his lifestyle and I really don't think that guys start doing adult things until a like they start dating an adult girl Like woman, but it's like what comes first the chicken of the egg and my thing is you just have to wait for them to get tired Don't get tired. Yeah does got tired. You have to literally trick them

I feel like I do do that to Craig I'm like take this at a bald. Let's just see how it feels Does it so cute when he's like sleepy? Yeah, or when they're asleep. Yeah When they're not speaking also can we stop complaining about men going to play golf that is incredible wait They're gone for 42 hours. I'm so fucking sorry for touching you. That is so much fun. I'm gonna go back to Zoom. So a campaign in a studio.

I, all my, like, TikTok algorithm is like golfing husbands. And I'm like, my dream is to be left alone all day. In my home, by myself. I'm like, what? The first time does went to play golf. He was... It's giving you love him more than he loves you. I know. Also, is he that funny?

Yeah. You need him there at the whole time. He does call me. He went to play golf and he called me like an hour and he's like, hey, just checking in on you. And I was on the toilet. Shitting my brains out because I'd been holding it in. It was early on for like 72 hours.

And I was like, I'm having like an out of body Yeah, for it experience right now because you're gone I could finally like get back to normal and I'm loving it and I could like touch my mom Tuck shed. Yeah plan for when you come back You grab a personal Change my hair dude. You're my outfit. Yeah, so yeah, let your man's play golf, or you play golf with the girls. I feel like I like set golfing up for her. I'm like, you should invite them to go golf.

And then you should go golf. Like I'm the last person to be like, don't know, don't leave me alone. Yeah, like oh, shoot, am I home alone? Honestly, it's a red flag if he doesn't have boys to go out with. If you're his only friend, that is so much worse than a dude who's always with his boys. My mom thinks it's so weird that I love being alone so much,

but I think she's weird. The woman's never been alone ever, not one time in her life. Like, she's never had her own bedroom. Is that crazy to think of? But you know what, that's just because she's never experienced it. If she experienced it, she'd be like, it freaks her out.

She'd have her own house right now. I'm gonna have my own house. When you marry early, I feel like then you grow with a person. Yeah. That's what life is. But when you're used to living alone by your 30s, you're like, it's gonna take a special person. Yeah, I'm like, this is how I am, this is how I like it done.

Yeah, you know what you like. Yeah, no new tricks. And I'm like, don't let anyone try and change you, but like, change them. Yeah. Like, I know that I organize things better than my significant other. So why would he not change?

Change. Mm-hmm. I know I do a better. That was really powerful. Thank you. Also, Tyga and Avril Lavigne, did you see that? Oh, crazy. Have you seen that girl on TikTok

that has been doing all these like family trees and diagrams to like explain to people? It is genius. She's so good. The Avril Lavigne Tyga one? Insane. Insane. Because Avril used to be with Brody Jenner.

And Avril Lavigne used to be dead. Everyone says that. That that is someone that's created and pretending to be Avril Lavigne used to be dead. Everyone says that. That that is someone that's created and pretending to be Avril Lavigne. Wait, people say that because she disappeared for so long and then just like came out nowhere and looked the same. Well, I'm on conspiracy talk. You're wholesome, you're a megan trainer, you're Chris Olsen talk. I'm deep conspiracy theories.

Like to the point that even I get someone, I'm like, okay, that's even crazy. But I'm deep in conspiracies and Avrilovine is a clone. I feel like we need a dope conspiracy segment. I love conspiracy theories. But I also don't wanna spread harmful conspiracy theories on our podcast. I believe all of it becomes a cult. And I have also like the person that's like, that's true.

Yep. Right. Cause this is like a conspiracy theories. If someone says something crazy, I was thinking about this. And then you come out and say, that's like, that's true. Yeah. Because this is like a conspiracy theory. If someone says something crazy, I was thinking about this. And then you come out and say, that's not true. You sound defensive. Right. Like, you sound like the crazy one.

OK, like that documentary that's on Netflix right now about the plane that went missing. Yeah, I have to watch it. I feel like it's like that show. Like, that plane's going to land in 30 years. And people are going to get off and be like, wait, what? Like, I feel like it isn like that show, like that plane's gonna land in 30 years. And people are gonna get off and be like, wait, what? Like I feel like it isn't a different dimension. I don't believe in your bird theory.

That birds are fake. Yeah. Okay, well, to each their own, what do you think about snow? You think that's real? Wrong, it's not. Well, the snow that I broke my fucking hand on was happening real.

Have you seen people lighting it on fire though? Well, lighting snow on fire. What do they think it is if it's not snow? Plastic. Why would they have plastic? Why would they do that? Because the aliens... Oh, they told us it was snow, but it's not.

Or is it the government trying to ruin the planet with too much plastic? I don't know. I haven't gotten deep into that conspiracy. I've just seen people like lighting snow on fire and it's not melting. I just see cat videos like lighting snow on fire and it not melting. I just see cat videos, so we are living such different lives. It's good because then we get to share it.

Don't you love, like I love when Craig is on his TikTok and I see what his algorithm is and I'm like, oh, I'm so much funnier. My algorithm, like what your algorithm is says something about you. Fully, fully. And so like when I'm on his, I'm like, Like you like what your algorithm is says something about you fully Fully and so like when I'm on his. I'm like, oh my god. You're so moody and sensitive like I He was so many Moves like some weeks I am on like manifestation talk or like do you feel depressed? Yeah, do you have ADHD and then some weeks it's just goofy silly and the cat videos?

Yeah, but also does was not into TikTok Because he was like I don't really I don't really like what they show me and I go because you have to scroll Yeah, you have to do it. So now there's like Fly into it because yeah, you have to show them what you engage in and I will say you are one of the only people that I actually read my TikTok Messages because you make my algorithm better Doesn't second nicest thing you ever said to me. I forget, what was the first thing?

I don't know. Really pretty at your wedding. You didn't say that. You said that to Sierra. Mixing people up again. Sorry, I told Sierra, she looked really pretty at your wedding. You know what I mean? Because I send you, I look at anything you send to me on Instagram,

but I don't, I don't watch your TikTok videos as often as I should. It honestly, you don't have to, because I send the ones that I send to you. Yeah, you've already sent. Okay, good. Um, finally, can we talk about Coast Rouse just for a second? You ever gotten the egg from just looking at a person? Wasn't he the one that people liked of the two?

Like, he was supposed to be the hot one? At this point, I never thought he was. I was like, Dylan. They were a little young for us anyway. They were a little young for us. I mean, I obviously, like, they were in big daddy and sweet life of Zach and Cody, but. When you saw him smoking a cigarette on this pot,

did you think it was a bit? I thought it was a literal bit. This guy, Rico, Takedo, on TikTok. Great name. So hilarious. He goes, we've spent hundreds of million dollars into anti-smoking campaigns. This is the greatest thing ever to show that smoking isn't cool.

Watching Cole Sprouse act like a disheveled, artist. And she said artists one more time. I was going to be like, are you fucking? But Disney Channel execs are just like that. I mean, I can't know how to have. He has probably been through a lot. But like, it did sound like you had like a kind of hard trial. I would be like, whoa, no smoking in my studio.

First of all, my hair is going to smell. It's like, I know she was uncomfy. I guess because she's interviewing these really famous people who are you to say no smoking, but I would like text my producer or something and be like, tell them. Can't go one hour getting interviewed that you can't like it. This could never just podcast interviews. You can't have one podcast interview without killing your lungs he was trying to it was giving like he wanted to be like Johnny Depp in the 90s back to like this heroin chic thing and i'm like it's just be fucking for real also if i'm gonna go on a podcast that all these young people listen to, even if I have a heroin addiction, you're not doing heroin on the pod.

You're trying to hide that I don't wanna get anyone to want to smoke cigarettes, even if I was addicted to cigarettes. Don't promote cigarettes. No. It's also, I also felt like he, that's the first time we ever smoked a cigarette. Like, I was like, okay. This whole thing, like a banana. Yeah, it's like, it's giving, acting. Like, I was like, okay. You were holding it like a banana. Yeah, I was like, it's giving, acting.

Like, I don't. It's giving me trying to smoke weed. Yeah. You trying to smoke weed is my favorite thing ever. I'm dying. Any other notes on the Oscars? I think that everyone, like, I think the dresses were so much better than what this award season has been.

Like, I feel like people really showed up. And they were like doing vintage. I mean it is funny because people are like, I'm using like sustainable clothing. Like it's vintage Oscar de la Renta. And you're like, I'm wearing an egghouse-estanel. I'm like, what does that mean? Like I'm wearing sister.

I really don't know what it means. Because they didn't like, I guess, get something else made and they wore like an old dress, but it's like, you're at the Oscars and the thing's sustainable about going to Oscars. Vanessa Hutchins was my faith. Clean. I literally like Audrey Hepburn. I loved that dress.

So there were all, Vanessa Hutchins was doing some Oscars reporting. Yeah. And there was another girl during the reporting. Ashley Graham. Ashley Graham. And they sent the Elvis guy to ask Ashley Graham and everyone was like, what were you, sir? We used to ask a Hutchins.

Also, that in general, I thought was a weird, she's doing red carpet, she's a star. Yeah. Like I didn't get it either, but also like... Even Ashley Graham. I didn't get it. She's a podcast. I love Vanessa Hutchins like, even Ashley Graham. I didn't get it, she has a podcast. I love Vanessa Hutchins and I love Ashley Graham.

I love them for what they do. Maybe they liked Vanessa Hutchins because she knows everyone, so it would make it like, chill or easier to talk. It was giving the vibe this year that no celebrities wanted to go and be interviewed on the red carpet at all.

Like, I was getting the vibe that they were trying to like lower people in. Like for E-News. For the boys, Peeou, did you see Florence Peeou on E-News? She was there for two seconds and they pulled her off. E-News should just pack it in. Like pack it in because no one goes to that red carpet and she's like, I'm gonna grant just completely did not want to be. Did you watch it?

That was. But she was also asking him questions and he was like, well, I was in that movie for three seconds. Like, he was pissed at the questions and I kind of got it. The thing is, she held her own, which was great, but also I feel like in the beginning of the conversation, you have to see he's not giving.

So you can't keep pushing the legendary questions with him. You have to be like, so what are we doing after? Like, be like, chill with it. Like, do you eat before? Like, I wanna know, do you eat before? I have to think he doesn't wanna, like, what's something that, like, you can't wait to do tomorrow? Like, really, he doesn't wanna be there.

Who are you really hoping you don't run into? You know, like, I want funny things. Or be like, why do you hate interviews so much? Like, say something like that, like, make it. And with Eid, they were, because it used to be Ryan C. Crest, Julianne Rance, like, the whole time they're on the red carpet. Now they keep cutting to this like fake round table where they talk about the fashion, but it's like

you give everyone the same compliment. Like you say the same thing for every single person, and I'm fun to watch. I do. And so one of them, make us laugh. But also you can make us laugh without insulting I do love when people go, it's giving. And you're like, what is it giving? Yeah. Just tell me, give me an adjective.

Dope Doctorie Menneries, I have to watch the one about the plane that's up here. You got it. Because I'm like a little scared to watch it, but I'll watch it for you. Then I have to watch the Jared Subway one. What is that on? It's like discovery.

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