Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige’s orbital bone, Yung Gravy, and Amazon hack

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello my genetically superior jiggles. That was a good one. Thank you. We haven't incorporated genetics into it yet. I know I'm a scientist. This is a good one. Thank you. We haven't incorporated genetics into it yet. I know, I'm a scientist. This is a science podcast. Oh my god, you're wearing our new merch

that we're about to draw up. I'm wearing our new merch, but I was going to say, my head, in fact, does look like a British man. So will he still hold it against me? I'm having just a die. No, you look gorgeous. She has a slip back bun. And I would argue you pull it off because you

have the jaw line where I would look like a hard boiled egg. Look, it's not for everyone, not everyone feels comfortable in it. This is because I used hair gel in my hair yesterday and I haven't washed it out, nor have I like, showered my body. So you haven't really tried anything? No. Yeah. Yeah. As you guys know, I'm kind of turning into Paige. And sorry, if you see my underwear, I'm not wearing any pants. I bought this random thing on Amazon.

What is it? It's like a gold eye gel patch, because that Haley's butt charat, we all put these eye gel patches on. At first, I was like, no, I'm not that kind of girly. And then I put this I patch on. I felt like a new woman. Like I felt Virginia. You feel like it worked or was it like placebo effect? Does anyone know if skincare ever works?

It's the lighting. Either the mirror lighting is good or bad. I think the only thing that really works is like putting your face in ice. Like an ice roller is really the only thing. Yeah, but that's still temporary. But I bought this, I put it on and I'm like this is great and I'm look to see how long you have to wear it for.

And then I read it and it says, Hyjo gel eye patch made with snail mucus. Korean. Snail repair intensive. Okay so that's actually like a real thing and like esteemed in the skin care world. Really? So Korean skin care like they are very into snails. You know they put snails in all of their skin care, but I will say I swear by Korean beauty. I do too, but like I just want to know the admin of how they collect the mucus from the snails. Like is there like a, right, turn the snail on and the snail like,

like, and it just like jizzes. I was thinking like this nail like has a cold and they're like, low. It's they make the snail cry. They're like, you're disappointing everyone in your life. So, oh my god, I just envisioned we go glamping, and you find some snails, and you just put them on your eye. Were you, that's disgusting.

Were you ever the kind of kid that had a hermit crab? Oh my god, yeah, I loved her mcrab and there was always one kid who would like pull the legs off them and I would be horrified and now they're serial killers. So you had like different hermit crabs, you had them in like the little case it lived in your bedroom. Oh, I did have that for school. I also had turtles.

Where are they? Does anyone know? I think there's two kinds of people. I think there's people that like their parents let them have these like little creatures that like weren't real pets and like in their bedrooms. And then there were parents that were like disgusting, not in my house.

What kind of parent do you think you'll be? Well this is the thing with my mom. She is just like your mom Italian very clean very clean the house looks like it's not lived in but she also was a science teacher. Oh wow. She liked that we like we're learning but animals so it was very organized like there was a nice little area for our crabs. Got it. This is a crab podcast. area for our crabs. Got it. This is a crab podcast now. This is a crab podcast. Crab I'm what I'm obsessedy. I want to be the Lenore kind of mom. Like I want to let them experience it not too much. Yep. Yep. Like they were for sure boundaries. Like you couldn't control the environment. Yes. Yes. I do have to say, like mosquitoes, crabs, they are petty bitches.

Like they're like, oh, you're gonna come in my area? I'm gonna snip, snip. Okay, so the crab that lived in your home, did it snip? I don't know, but definitely the ones in the ocean. Oh, those are different kind of crabs, and then sexually is a way different kind of crab. Broom! Broom! Broom! Which kind of crap. BOOM! HAHAHAHA

Which kind of crabs are we talking about? This is where I lose people. When does it have went to Mexico that we got to like hold um... fucking snakes? And I'm fine with a snake. I don't understand why people are scared of snakes. My nan is scared of snakes. I'm like they don't even have little legs.

Like how the game is so. They don't really grab you. No, what if they slither right out of your leg? That's what I'm scared. They're gonna wrap around my ankles. Slither right up. It's an ankle. Make a fashion.

The cockroach is with all their little legs. I'm like, I don't like that, absolutely not. But a snake is everyone's holding it and everyone's like kind of scaring this one lady, like grabs it and like like that, absolutely not. But a snake, everyone's holding it, and everyone's kind of scared. And this one lady grabs it and spins it, puts it on her shoulder, and we're like, what the hell? And she goes, oh, we have them at home.

And I was like, excuse what? And she was like, yeah, they're so great, but feeding them mice every day is so, and I was like, nah, nah. No. No, not this. Doesn't I could barely kill an ant like the other day does was like spring this like ant stuff because we had some ants in a bathroom and he was like sorry guys he was like sorry mates he's like all with his motherfucker is literally taking rodents and murdering them to their death. I don't I don't ever feel bad about killing a bug

Feel like an awful person now that does said bad to them like I'd find joy in being like get the fuck out of here but killing a mouse if I can see its eyes I Personally don't want to kill it. That's how I feel. If it can make eye contact with you. If it can make eye contact, it's not for me. If you can blink, we're not doing this. No, you said no, we are not doing this.

I think, like, as I've gotten older, I've been weirder about killing bugs because I like I'm got more sensitive and yeah, I overthink everything and then I'm like what if he's going home to his family right now? You know, he's running around now. He's back to his family. No, I don't care. Where's Steve? No. I don't give a shit about Steve and his fucking family.

They're family biters. Oh God. Okay, I feel like we have so much to show out. Oh my God, we have to catch the gigglies up. We will talk about our express photo shoot because it was just iconic seeing Hannah out of fashion, fashion campaign. I had an out of body experience, you guys.

We had a whole fashion shoot with express. And like express ads are so badass. You know, it's always like, ugh. It was like perfect. Could not have been more professional. The whole day. The whole day.

I mean, I was sitting there and I was like, as a kid, I never imagined. Like, you were a model. Like, it wouldn't have been crazy for you to be like, I'm gonna be in a campaign one day. Like obviously I was a star, am I a data sad? But after that, I thought that was my peak. I thought I peaked.

But it is kind of crazy to think, oh my god, like you can't plan your life. Like I want to be an express fashion ad one day. It's like all these crazy things that happened to me led to that moment. It's like at the ad cause of page. But. No moment. It's like I got the ad because of page, but No, you didn't you got that ad because of your Amazon storefront Swipe up guys. It's really good. I had a tough dome the home section is lit

No, but I do think like having professional makeup artists and then You've helped me so much with like you know how to stand, how to be standing and how to walk across the street. Yeah you have to do one foot in front of the other. I do have to tell them that one story. Paige is going first and everyone's watching her. She's like by this escalade and she looks gorgeous and there's like 15 people on set watching her. I'm like nervous. I'm like oh my god god, what if she forgets how to stand? And this man comes up behind her in the shot. And like, I couldn't turn around.

To each other no idea. This man pulled his shirt above his nipples and just rubbed his stomach and watched her. Well, she's just being glamorous. He's just in the background and people are like, okay, he's in the shot. And they try to to like turn and he would just casually then walk to the other part to get behind the shot. I mean, he clearly was a star in himself. He was a star and I felt as a cell. You thought people were just like laughing at like- I thought we were having a great time.

I thought like I was nailing it. You guys were like couldn't believe how good, like certain clothes looked on me. I was like, I was like, thank you so much. We were done laughing. When I watched the video back and I saw this man rubbing his nipples while he stared at me. A few things crossed my mind. One, like sir, you're ruining my shot.

But two, it was like the peak of going to the gas station and being hit on by the attendant. It was like, it was a true New York City moment. Because you were just on a street. Like we didn't own that street. It was his street too. But he lived there. He wasn't enjoying it until it was then my turn and he left.

He didn't care to be there. No rubby of nipples. He was like, not feeling this girl. So you got a boyfriend. I did it. I was hurt. It you got a boyfriend, I didn't. I was hurt. It's like a fine with cat calling. Like if someone cat calls your friend,

you're like, that's fucked up. But then you're also like, wait, why didn't you cat call me? Yes. Such a thin line. Such a thin line. Like if you walk past like some construction people, I'm like, are you even gonna like look at me? Like, if no one says anything, I'm like,

oh, I fucked up today. I fucked up. I'm like, I deserve that. I deserve that. My second favorite part of the express photo shoot was when the makeup artist absolutely roasted me. Oh, I mean, guys, this was the most savage should I've ever heard.

Like, I almost had to leave the room. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up. I have been feeling, look, we all look in the mirror and we look at things and we're like, I hate myself. How does anyone proceed during the day to look at me? So recently, I've been looking at pictures of myself or looking at myself in the mirror and I'm like, wow,

I feel like one of my eyes is bigger than the other. And I thought it was one of those things that no one else could notice and I was just being very critical. I was like, oh, a little conversation topic. Yeah, I'm perfect, but if there was something. I have a wonky eye, don't worry about it. So I really notice that when I do drink alcohol, I feel like one eye gets smaller.

Easy. But it's not, no, it's not like my vision is weird. It's not like I'm the cross-eyed. Like I just feel like one lid is like we're tired. Like thank you for partying. We're gonna exit quicker. So I said this to the mega-bartist as she's putting eyeliner on me and I'm

in front of tons of people. Like a very quiet room. Yeah, like it was 8 a.m. Way too early. We were just sitting there. We weren't speaking. And this woman was doing my eyeliner and I was like, oh my god, I feel like eyeliner makes my eyes look so much better because of X, Y and Z. And so I said, I feel like one

eye is bigger than the other, but like I think that's just me. I even prefaced it when I think that's just me. And this woman looked at me and she goes, well yeah, that's because your orbital bone is completely off. I mean, you were born like this. Like one eye is absolutely bigger than the other. What do you mean, people don't notice? And I shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. Literally the makeup artist was like, no,

I didn't want to say anything, but now that you have like that one eye is freaking me the fuck out. I look over at Hannah Can't stop laughing like couldn't even catch your breath like was having Had to make her hair style a stop for a second so she could compose herself Like you're so insecure when you're in that chair and like a Serious face and they're about to do you don't know what they're doing like doing your makeup for an event. They're doing whatever the brand wants Yeah, this lady is just like who you're idiots. She literally came for your orbital ball Like I was like oh my god, you're bringing my literal bones and genetics into this

She's like you have no chance. And so then we kept making fun of your wonky eye the whole time. Now I can't unsee it, which is like, I have something I have to work on for me. Guys, I want the gigglers to see if they can tell which eye is bigger and which eye is smaller. Okay, okay, that's good. And if they get it wrong, you feel great and if they all get it right, you have to go to an orbital bone specialist. No, I literally got so freaked out.

I actually googled if you could like, if you could get Botox to like fix it. And then I caught myself, I was like, what the fuck am I doing? And I was like, fuck that bitch. You don't know your insecure about something until they tell you it. So my thing is, unless you yourself, without any external pressure, have been upset about something your whole life, like your nose, your... if it's a trend or something people, like for example,

I never cared about my double chin, I think it's cute, but then people started being like, oh, you need 90 degree chin. And then I realized, oh, no, this is just for them. Yes, I actually completely agree with that. Like, I didn't know I had a lazy eye. No one told me. We all did. I never did. Also, I can't see it at all. Thank you. But the fact that she came for you. Because I literally said to her, I said, ma'am, it's 8.30 a.m. Like, I'm not mentally equipped to handle this.

Right, also, you're the person that like, when people walk in a room, they have to be like, hey, sorry, I just need to let you know, you're so beautiful. Thank you, Hannah. You made fun of my wonky. I was gonna say, you made fun of my wonky eye the whole time. I didn't do that.

I didn't do that. But for someone like you who got those compliments, that must have shook you to the core. Shook me to my core. I was like, oh my god, how long did you ask Craig about it? No, I'm embarrassed to bring it up. Oh my god. I think I might.

I think I might say, do you think there's anything different about my face? I asked him about my chin. What do you say? He was like, yeah, get some loybo if you want. What an actual man answer. What a man answer. I was like, it's not that simple.

I asked Craig one time if I should get Botox, and he said, I don't know how that stuff works. I don't know. I don't know. And like, he got annoyed that I was asking. And so I was just like, OK, see you. Like, clearly every podcast we talk about getting Botox, we clearly want baby Botox.

We for sure want. I mean we bring it up all the time. Just like don't go without you. You've given us this brand though that's like, you know, you're literally like the woman in the 1950s that's like we should work. And everyone's like yeah we should work. And then like first day of the job, we're like, you'll

fuck that up. No, I've evolved since I went to LA. I changed. And I'm down with people doing it. I just, there's contingencies. These big changes. Ireland bald win. Who I follow on TikTok shaved her head.

Hannah. Which is the look I want you to do. You think I'm gonna shave my head and dye my eyebrows now that I found out I have a lazy eye? You literally are trying to ruin me. You ruined my fucking nails. No, I'm your new agent. This is why I envisioned for you. Cover a vogue. Page to Sorbo, platinum buzz cut,

platinum eyeshadow in a bondage dress, and a mink. I mean, yeah, I feel like in an alternate reality, that person exists. Like that version of page is alive somewhere and well. The one currently that we hang out with, crippling anxiety, at all times. Just watched a documentary on Richard Simmons about how he was a recluse for seven years

and everyone thought it was crazy and I was like, I don't know that. I feel like I'm entering into that. Wait, I feel like, is it recluse or recluse? Regardless, we need to use that word more. Raccoon. Raccoon. Raccoon. What does it mean? He just ran away. Okay, so you know how Richard Simmons was the most famous person ever.

He was the workout gay guy. The guy with the fro. Yeah. He just disappeared one day. He left his studio, did one last TMZ interview on the street. They would always stop him and talk to them, and then just was never seen again. And people had all these crazy conspiracy theories

that his housekeeper was keeping him hostage, that he got really sick, that he was dead, like all these crazy things. Then he got fat. Then he got really fat. And he did a phone call, he called into good morning America, or whatever, and was on the phone with them. And TMZ did this, actually a phone call, he like calls into like good morning America or whatever and was like on the phone with them and TMZ did this

Actually a few things I have to say about this TMZ did this like fake little documentary And they set a whole lot of nothing into like the last fucking minute of the show Yeah, I watched the whole thing and I was like I kept watching it and I was like is this a real show like whoop, what station is this on? It's on Fox and TMZ has like a real show that they will like make these little documentaries. I cut better shows in college than like what they put on national television.

I actually couldn't believe it. And like the people that they have doing like the interviews talking about Richard Simmons that like work for TMZ. I felt like they were playing a character. I was so uncomfortable. Was it current? Like they recently did? Yes, it just came out. Yes. I also had taken an edible so like, oh, I think it's right. I'm like, I'm not loving this. I felt like a director. I was like, I could have totally done this better. Anyway, so he ends up being like, no, like I'm just such a, like that was an alternate ego and like a persona, like the real person who I am is like I don't wanna socialize.

I don't go to people's houses. I don't like wanna hang out with people. And like I'm just like living my life. I have so much money I can do whatever I want. And he would like go out in public. You just would never know it was him. He like grew a beard beard and all these things. And I just feel like I'm headed

into my Richard Simmons era. I mean, I love that for you. Thank you. I've manifested mine. I'm moving to Montana and having a cat pit bull sanctuary where I paint. That's like my full retirement plan. To paint. Yeah like I'm gonna paint

and take care of animals and just like have a lot of sex. Dude I'll come with you. Oh my God we'll be like we'll be next to Kanye. We'll literally be Grey Gardens. I'm fine with that. I just envision you like lying in the garden with a mirror just like taking photos. No, no. I don't want to see anyone. I don't want to talk to anyone. I want no photos. I want people to think I literally disappeared. You know, success is when you don't have an Instagram. That's what I want. I want to never have an Instagram at some point. What if one day we both delete our Instagram at the same time? But like it's cheating because because we'll have TikToks.

We're not crazy. Remember it was one day and you just never went on your Facebook again? It was my birthday and I didn't even think of looking at my Facebook wall. Remember when your Facebook wall and your birthday was like social status. Social status and I was so petty

if you didn't write up my Facebook wall, the fuck. If someone did write it on yours. If someone did write a B. H-P-D, I was like, yeah. And then they're also like random guys. You're like, who is this person? He's like, have your birthday. Yeah, like when weird people would comment, you're just like, I actually don't really know you.

And then you feel bad like deleting it. and you're like, but this is creepy. Anywho, speaking of creepy. Well, actually I don't want to say speaking of creepy because I haven't made up my mind about it. The MTV Awards, I'll say, the VMAs. I know what you're going to say. What did you think about what's his name, young, young what?

And gravy. Did you know who young gravy was? I knew who young gravy was because of you. Yeah, because in LA, I was talking about young gravy and I go, who is young gravy? But he is in a song. I didn't look in depth to it. What we know is that there is like background to this.

It's not just random. Yeah. What's her husband? I know. Do you want to tell the story? I know. Okay. So young gravy is this guy on TikTok. He had like a viral sound and he has like a podcast, but basically his whole persona is about how he loves milfs. And he had done a video one day just saying how Addison raised mom really is a milk and like she's like very pretty which 1000% she is very beautiful. Well her ex will soon to be ex-husband Monti Lopez went on tiktok and did one of the most insane uncomfortable tiktoks about how he wanted to fight young gravy like in like a after you cheated on his wife

like in like a after you cheated on his wife after you cheated on his wife with like multiple literal 22 year old and what looked like roided out looks like he was on drugs like it was just a weird video and young gravy was just like dude you're fucking weird and this is like embarrassing for you to order he had a very mature response he was like I'm not gonna fight you and I was like oh my god look at this yeah fight you and I was like oh my god look at this grown man. And so then what happened was Addison Rae's mom would kind of like sometimes comment on his videos and it seemed very flirty on tiktok but it wasn't like it wasn't like

inappropriate like weird like it was whatever and so last night at the red carpet young gravy took Addison Rae's mom as her date, as his date. And they were like, they looked like a couple. They looked like a couple. I have a few things that I want to say about this, and I want to know if you feel the same. From petty things all the way to like, one, I think this was a PR stunt. Like, and I think it was a great one. And I think it like brought a lot of attention

to people who didn't know young gravy, like might now know, I mean, we're talking about it. I think it was like kind of a PR move for her because no one expects to see this couple where the guy looks so much younger than her. So I thought it was great. In no way do I think they're a real couple. If they are like, ma's, you saw them making out in the background. Yes, they made out a

lot. They were very flirty, but I really don't think I think it was just like a funny thing. Like I don't think they're in a real relationship. I do have to say, oh, continue. Next, her dress. That is the dress. I sent you a picture of that I was going to fake where do you're wedding, but it was floor length. And it's all open in like in the back. And I sent it to Hannah. I was like a joke and then Sierra literally showed up in a bathing suit. Anyhow.

I felt like the dress was like she looked great. I felt like it was a little bit teeny bopper. Yeah. And my final thought. An inclusion. An inclusion. I went back and forth with this a lot last night. If I'm Addison Ray, I'm livid. Like I'm I, I just feel uncomfortable for Addison Ray that not only is she this, what is she 19? Maybe, maybe, maybe 21. Not only has she conducted herself in such a crazy world with social media, so gracefully, so mature,

she's never caught up in any drama, whatever. She lives her life, she makes her own money. She's very private. She's very private with who's out and about. Not only is she so, something your daughters can look up to because what she just dances on TikTok, she's fine. And her parents have literally brought her stock down in like two to three months.

Like I now think of them, her parents as like so trashy and am I like really going off right now and add some way? I'm kind of, no, I'm like really into it. I'm like, I literally have popcorn. But like I and I feel bad for her that like she's probably had to watch every single thing she says does post for her parents to just come in and make like kind of

like a mockery of it and like be at the VMAs making out with some like 25 year old while your dad's cheating on your mom with 22 years old. It's messy. It's messy. They tried to tell her you. They did like a wholesome reality TV show with her on like Snapchat of like them going back to Louisiana and it's literally the most wholesome thing of her being like like I'm in a canoe. How dare they do that to their daughter. From what brand I'm perspective you're right. It's fucking messy messy messy messy messy. I agree with you when I first saw it, I was like, ooh, I was like, eh. But then I do want us to embrace like all ages. I do of people dating, but then totally.

For their fucking more, I tried to put myself in Addison shoes like you and under no circumstances. Am I letting my mother, you know, near a man named young Gravy? Absolutely not. I don't know this man. I know how he looks, I know how he talks, I know how he acts, I know how he sounds, but I don't know this man. But I will never let that man touch my mother. Also, if my father ever brought home a girl who was two years older than I almost wish he would, like I'm in the mood for something like that to happen. Like I, now my father is happily married to my mother so like there's really no chance of this to happen.

But in this alternate reality where I have a shaved head and eyebrows, I feel like my dad dates like a 30-year-old and I fight her. Like I'm not here for that. I would lose my fucking mind. And I do think like everyone's talking about it, it's fun. It's better than your parents getting media attention that is unwanted, but it's almost weirder that her parents are like wanting it. Think about how embarrassed you would be when your parents would pull up to pick you up at a school dance or drop you off at a party

and no one even saw them and you were just like, oh my god, stop. Like, her mother's on the VMA red carpet making out with a man named Young Gravy. I'd lose sight. And we love a redemption era. We do. However, I'm maybe some giggler's whose parents are divorced.

They know what it's like to see like their mom date other men. Yeah. I feel like I'd be so protective. Like I feel like a mother being like you're not dating that man with those tattoos on his face. Absolutely not. Right. Like I'm all for like, obviously yes, if your parents get divorced and your parents get remarried, like you want the best for your parents.

If my dad brought home like a normal woman, I would be so happy for that. Girl named Little Potato. My dad just started stating this rapper named Lil Potato. She's like 31. She's basically like that bad, badgie girl from like Dr. Phil. Oh my god, I lose my mind. But like, I don't know. I just feel bad for Addison.

Like, I just feel like she's at home somewhere sending a group chat, like text to the group chat, being like, are you guys fucking kidding me? Like, I know, has anyone checked on Addison? Cause I'll say I'm fine with all of it except like, if you guys shut the fuck up, your daughter's career will be like huge. Don't. I kind of love that Addison hasn't said anything.

She's almost like, I'm too famous to like get involved with these be-less fucking peoplefucking-be-ball. We're so right. Like, I'll see that bitch at dinner. I don't need to interact with her. I love that she's quiet. She's like honest. I love that.

You guys take, like, our ruining my stock, so shut up. Yeah. Also, anything else from the VMAs? Did you saw Lizzo went off? Lizzo went off? I loved that. She also said that she was pulling a Nicki Minaj. She basically gets up and says, like,

people always ask Lizzo, why don't you clap back? And her answer was because I'm winning, bitch, which I loved. She was like, let your money speak for it or something. Then this morning she tweeted and was like, just to be clear, I wasn't talking about anybody in my speech. I was talking about everybody. And I was like, Oh my God. Dude, it's fun.

Mentally saving that for like my next fight. The hate that she deals with? Yeah, because the most recent thing was the Old comedian, airy spears, who who not in the best shape of his life either and Was basically saying horrible things about how she looks like most recently. So what does he look like? I can't say because I don't want to bully. Wait, I just say this. Does he look like what I'd picture him to look like? He looks like job at Hut. Okay, that's... wait. I was picturing Ed from 90 to Beyoncé! Yes, yes. Like, it's bad. And it's also like this, like, the only attention he's getting

is when he talks about Lizzo. Um, not, no, I can't. I love Lizzo. Wait, you know who loves Lizzo's shapewear? Who? My mother. Shut up, Yiddy. He loves it. Yeah, you're mom's a Yiddy ambassador? Yes, literally.

Because Lizzo had sent, well, not Lizzo personally, but Yiddy had sent me like this sick PR package that came in like a trunk. And she sent, like, it was like a ton of Shapewear stuff and my mom happened to be at my apartment that day and I was like here like why don't you try one of these and I gave her like a few things and She's obsessed with that loves that but speak you of mental health I actually was talking to des because he is familiar with love Island and yes, who isn't these days, you know

We didn't start that or anything under a fucking snail mucus. I mean to Dez, because he is familiar with Love Island. Yes, the who isn't these days, you know? We didn't start that or anything. We live under a fucking snail mucus. Right, me. So the woman who quit, she's Irish. So we got to know about her. And I heard that she basically said it was scheduling. And you know, that sounded so weird,

but it was because she was getting so much hate. Stop. Like, there's like finding stuff about her, ripping her apart. And she's literally on for two seconds. And you know she's married to the voiceover? Yes, which is so cute. So cute. But this woman basically was like,

this is not worth it for me to get all this hate. And the hate is- Why, I wanna know why this is not worth it for me to get all this hate. And the hate is- Why? I want to know why it is that British people, not to group all British people in because I love your guys' accents. But how come media in England is so much harsher than in America? I do think the media is horrible in both, but the British is it's smaller. I feel like they like zone in on stuff and they're also like very witty and snarky So it's like their personality is just like snarky. Yeah, it's like almost I mean

The love island is does have like well, you know about the host before her right who I did up Committee she's a Caroline and it's and she's also not the first person from that franchise Well, you know about the host before her. Right. Who I did up committing suicide. Caroline Black. And she's also not the first person from that franchise to do that. I just think there's contestants who have unalived themselves from the show. Oh, reality TV, especially one that's

like aired every single, like the bachelor that's on like a major network that isn't just reaching like a small subset of people on like a particular channel, like it's crazy. Yeah, I definitely think like there's been a lot of talk about like how do we make sure these people don't hurt themselves? Because I mean, I think about it all the time,

just how like even the recent stuff with Garsell how broad I was just gonna say that yeah literally had to be like they're on a thin line where they're like this is reality guys it's real to then have to be like everyone calm down this is entertainment stop attacking families so then you're kind of like the reality TV people we we don't get the respect of actors, but we don't get that dissonance of like, oh, but it's still a show. Right. Where if you're a villain of a scripted show that's like actually, everyone knows it's

scripted. You win a fucking award. Yeah. What do we got? Billions were a Richard Simmons recluses phase. That's what we got. Yeah. The craziest thing with love Island and as someone who knows who's film reality TV, when you're filming it, you don't know who's going to be the hero.

You're living your life and things are never as dramatic. And also I'm telling you, the person you love is never as great as you think they are. And the person you hate is never as horrible as you think they are. No. And you're just like living life and then add the music, add the context, add the confessionals, the next thing you know, these people leave love island and look on their phone and they're like getting the most hate or the most love they've ever gotten. And it's emotionally like a fucking experiment.

It's a legitimate social experiment. Speaking of just like shows and like whatever, I'm just going to, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say,

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bone to pick with the FDA for so many reasons. Oh my god are you gonna see them in court? Yeah. Federal. Federal! Federal court. Like what a small claims isn't even because every time I watch a documentary or something like that makeup when I watched it All read all roads lead back to the FDA And I know I was talking about the FDA who is miss FDA because I'd like to see her immediately I know I wonder if anyone's ever like I don't know why my brain immediately went to imagine if like I met a guy And I was dating him and he worked for the FDA Like I want to know who are these people? They're like the mafia because there's all the

lobbyists and they're paying people to prove things that should be approved. The FDA and I are not homies. I don't believe in their work. This is not love your work right now. This is an anti FDA podcast. I think they're rude. I think they're rude. And they're the government, right? I don't know. Because I don't want like what if we start getting shadow banned by the government because we talk bad about the FDA like Bethany Franco claims with the Kardashians. I think since the Garsell thing, I've been thinking a lot, which is never good. I've was thinking like, wow, I wonder how many more times like this has happened where someone's hired someone or like a company to shadow ban or block or comment all these crazy things on someone else's Instagram. Oh, the bots are real.

Yeah, like how much, how often does that happen where it's like a real person is hiring this against another person? I think in Bravo, I think Bravo Liberty's do it all the time. All the time. All the time? And I do have to say, I was naive.

I do have to say I was in that bitch. I do think that bitch. And I want people to know the Bravo listeners, like all the blogs you're reading The online stuff The Bravo LEDs are behind all of it. I think so tell the sneaky ones Like I genuinely think that someone on Beverly Hills did that Like to Garsell. Yeah, I don't know which one of them because I'm not caught up yet

So I haven't like deep dived into everything. But I think that if Garcell thinks that, I think it's a hundred percent real. For some of the bravo liberties who like don't have jobs, I think that their whole job, when they're not filming, is figuring out how to make like the online persona look a type of way. And also, housewives are cutthroat. Yes.

I would be terrified to have a fight with housewife. And like, Nami, Nami, Nuna. Oh, I also randomly have been in an nostalgia phase of reality TV. And I just want, I made a list of really good reality TV shows that we grew up with that people don't talk about enough. Okay. Do you remember Room Raider?

Yes. I did love Room Raiders. Room Raiders, I feel like it was one of the first MTV shows I ever watched. Really? Room Raiders and Next. Yes. So Room Raider, for people who don't know, is you pick dates based on just looking at the people's rooms, which is so funny. and everyone's just waiting for the moment that they

take the black light is that what it's called yeah I think go and then they're always like oh they're sperm everywhere but it's like I've always it still have never like understood a black light is it only for sperm like I don't get it I've no idea but you know that shit was playing about it. Because if you came into my room, like, I don't know, I could have totally spilt ketchup at some point on my wall, like not out of the realm of possibilities. I'm like, it's not? It's period button. I don't know. I've had some drunken nights where I've just vomited wherever I'm standing. Like, it could be literally anything.

But they need to bring back those kind of shows. Do you remember Pimp My Ride? Yeah, they need to bring back stupid reality shows. Yeah. Now we're like mindless. These Pimp My Ride shows I heard was hilarious with exhibit. And I didn't even know his rapping. He like got famous from that for me.

I thought it was famous from Pimp My Ride. I knew it was definitely so successful, but he would give these people ridiculous cars, and then it was impossible if they didn't have the money to upkeep the car. And most of those people ended up losing their car. And obviously still.

Not is the real documentary we need. Pimp My Ride was a fucking cult. Yeah, apparently all those house shows where they'd like be like we gave this family Imagine and then they're like we can't pay for air conditioning. Yes, though those extreme house makeover They didn't talk about my favorite meme to this day is like house shows is like I'm a butterfly catcher and my husband Like rose a boat down at the river and our budget is $7 million. Like, that's so true. Wait, you wanna know something I copied you.

Oh, we have what you do. I mean, not the first time, but. I mean, put on my tab. I got jealous that you were redoing your apartment and doing all this stuff and I was like, fuck, I wanna do something. So I was like, fuck, like I want to do something. So I was like, started looking up South Carolina interior designer's, because I was like, you know what, Craig?

I got this. And I was like, can I just hire an interior designer? And he was like, yeah, sure. Like, do you have any clothes you want? Because he has a design to get, or he thinks he has. No, he hasn't yet. And like, he's getting new floors in his living room right now. So like I'm in the pro.

I did do the process of making him throw out everything I hated. Good. But it sounds like he's doing the hard work of like the big substantial stuff. But now you could make it. What's the vibe? Are we doing like farmhouse? Okay. So here's my vibe.

I'm fully on Pinterest. Yes. Follow me on Pinterest. I wanted to look like it's a home in Charleston. Like, I wanted to be the exact opposite of what my apartment looks like. Yes. But I wanted to be like a little modern. So I have a call with an interior designer this week and we're doing it. I'm very excited. Having like a wooden board that says like blessed and never stressed. This house is a home. We are family here. We also do remember date my mom. my mom. Oh my god vaguely. vaguely yeah we blocked it out because it was kind of weird. It was giving very sherry and young gravy vibes but like the guy goes on dates with the mom.

It's giving Addison Ray family reunion vibes. And then finally I wrote, um, Rock of Love and Flavor of Love. What about you, remember boiling point? Yeah, was that like the head and camera show? Yeah, and they put you in situations and see how long it took for you to freak the fuck out. Yeah, I was like- I was wondered what I would do on that show. I feel like I couldn't watch it.

I would get to- It was an anxiety-ridden show. Especially when you could tell the person was a people-pleaser, and someone was like doing something crazy, and they were just like, Crazy. They were just like spitting in all the salads, and there's some like, young, nice college girl just being like, it's totally fine.

It's like, I love it. That would be me. You would just like, call your mom, be like, something fucking weird going on, and I'm like, Yeah your mom and be like, something fucking weird's going on. And I'm like, yeah, I'd be like, um, okay. I've definitely gotten more vocal. Trying to think, like, one's the last time someone did something like fucked up that I didn't know on the street

or something, and I was like, yo, what the fuck? I think I'm only assertive in public because I know I'm never gonna see that person again, but like, when it comes to people I know, I'm like, no in public because I know I'm never gonna see that person again, but like when it comes to like people I know. Yeah. I'm like no one's totally fine, whatever, I'll just die. Thank you.

Did you hear about J-Lo, apparently in her dancing auditions, she cut, she asked anyone who was a Virgo and she cut anyone who was a Virgo? What do we think? Genius or? I think that's crazy. And I don't think anything,

I think I have back JLo through everything. We've had multiple debates on this podcast about JLo's actions. And I, see, I feel like I think this is crazy and I feel like you respect it. I do respect it. She should have gone about it on the low. She probably had so many dancers and it's a good way to just cut people in the process. If you know you hate

a Virgo, I think to say you hate all Virgos and you don't know they're rising. I think it's crazy. I actually really get along with Virgos. I'm attracted to Virgo Men, but like, you ever go through a time of dating where I dated like four Virgo Men in a row and they all just weren't it? I don't think I've ever dated a Virgo, but a lot of my good friends, like girlfriends are Virgos. Mm. I don't know what it is.

They're both very like type A people. Oh yeah, you know it was a Virgo. Hey. She hates us. Who? Alena. Oh, our CEO. I knew.

She was texting you. There was something about her that I liked, and I knew it was efficiency, but like. She does not fuck around, and that's why I know how I am with Admin. She was like, hey, if you want me to come to the Vegas show, can you give me like literally any information? And She was like, hey, if you want me to come to the Vegas show, can you give me like literally any information? And I was like, hey, heart, heart, and she's like still not giving me any information. And she was like the Virgo and me shaking. And I'm like, meow!

Hannah and I have tried to book Admin for our Vegas show for what now a month and a half? Like seriously. Well, so the best is pages like, no, I booked it. I'll send it to you. I'll send it. I never did that. No, because usually I book travel. And then I send it to Hannah so she can just copy it. Remember the one time I did book travel,

and you were like, hey, bitch, totally wrong guy. It happens. It's crazy. The two are crazy. The two are crazy. But the behind the scenes of these live show, guys, you don't want to know. You only want to get the finished product.

You don't want to know how the want to get the finished product you don't know how the sausage is made no oh oh okay I found a random photo hack for Amazon on TikTok this is crazy I just wait I saw this you saw that girl take a picture of like a real thing and then put got excited right now. You need to run. I'm going to hold my phone up. So in the search bar of Amazon. Okay. In the search bar of Amazon, there's a little on your phone. Yes. On your phone, on the app, there's a little icon that looks like a camera. You take a look so you click that. You can either take a picture of, like, you can go on, like, say you go on, like, revolve, and you screenshot a picture of a skirt.

You then go into... It's basically like a reverse image search, like you do to Google, but you could do it into Amazon. I told you guys I've had freakouts because I like can't find a dress I like. Just take a screenshot of anything you like, expensive, fancy designer, put it into Amazon and Amazon. And then they will show you every single thing they have that looks like that. Game over.

Wait, why isn't it like not working for me now it's not working for page but that's because she's been blocked by Amazon because you probably yeah you've probably done something I blocked her you've been like she's out she's out of Amazon now and like one day Hannah she's just going to show up on my Amazon lives and be like we don't know she's tired she's not here I'm like one day Hannah's just gonna show up on my Amazon lives and be like we don't know she's tired She's not here. I'm like locked in a closet somewhere Like her and the makeup artist from Express just being like she had a wonky eye. She's fired God that girl the weird eyes gone Also, I don't want to stress you out, but like, oh God what Halloween is coming?

Okay, and I'm in a position with you where like our partners are not great with this. Like, does? No. I have to either it has to be his idea or like I need to drug the man for him to ever do a partner's costume with me. I kinda wanna make him John Lennon and me Yoko Oneo. I kind of want that. Like I wanna put him in a wig and I'll be like in a black wig and he'll get the glasses. Kind of a vibe.

Here's the thing about men in Halloween. The whole time leading up to Halloween, they're like, I don't know. No, that's stupid. They never say like, yeah, just do it. They're always like, I don't know. I mean, what are we doing? Like, yeah, like whatever. No, I don't kind of like that. Then the fucking day of Halloween or the day you have to go somewhere, they come in, they're like, you know what, we should have done. We should have done this. And then like, whatever you have already bought, and they put on, they're like, yeah like yeah, like it's fine and you're just like all Jump off the balcony right now like I will lose my fucking mind

So that's a problem with being in a relationship you guys you have to consider like their feelings with stuff It's fixed on Say it is like having another child. It's an admin nightmare. And a true admin nightmare. The thing with a dozen eyes is like, we don't do holidays. No. We'll just be like, oh Halloween, I don't know her.

I know. And I'm kind of badass, but then again, it's like sometimes one of us needs to be like, come on. Like during the day, he's that person. During during the day he's like, let's play volleyball. Let's do this. But at night he's sleeping. Yeah. And I'm on TikTok and you can't find us.

You can't. And I love that chemistry. I'm fine with doing day things. Yes. I don't want to go out at the nighttime. But I did. I also don't want to do day things. So what's that called? Richard Simmons era. Do you remember what you said to me at the night time. But I did. I also don't want to do day things. So what's that called?

Richard Simmons, era. Do you remember when you said to me at the express shoot, you go, I want to throw a dinner party. I know. No. OK, Hannah and I were in this one shot. It was this massive dinner party. It was the table was amazing.

And I looked at Hannah and I said, I want to throw a dinner party like this. But I don't want anyone to come. Like I want to invite no one. I just want to look at this aesthetically pleasing dinner party. And I felt that in my room. Because even like you're like planning your home and people like oh and you could throw a little party here, and I'm like, absolutely not. Just like, no, I'm not, absolutely not. Like, we'll be dinner here, absolutely not. I've been tricking Craig for so long because he was like giving me all these ideas

that he's doing in his backyard, and he's like, and then like, we could play games over here. We could have people over here to fire. I'm not inviting a single person to that home. Like, and if Craig invites you, know that I don't want you there. Like, I'm not trying to show. I'm not inviting a single person to that home. And if Craig invites you, know that I don't want you there. Like, I'm not trying to show. I'm not trying to hang.

It's just a specific anxiety. Having someone in your home means like, you know, leave. No. Or like, once I've been like, I have to go. You get saved. I have to go. No way. There's towels in the back.

There's shampoo. If you need, I need to get out of here. I've ever had someone at your apartment that just hasn't left. Just doesn't leave. Oh my god. And I'm so bad at saying goodbye. I have one friend that I know when this bitch comes over, she's dying for a while. I feel like when I'm at your place, I'm like, just tell me when to leave.

Tell me. No, I'll leave it. Okay, this is how one of our great factors of being your friend. Once we're done with whatever we're doing or we finish that combo or whatever, I feel like we both get a vibe. I'm like, all right, I'm leaving.

And I'm like, see ya. We will be chatter boxes. Then we just kind of run out and we start looking at our phones and I realize it's been like five minutes. And I'm like, we're done here. And that is called knowing your boundaries of people. But that nothing makes me more comfortable in a friendship than like having that one. Like okay.

No you're literally like a cat. Like you if you're constantly looking at you being like hi you're like I hate you but I will literally like not make eye contact with you sometimes. So you calm down. Paige and I had to do this shoot where we were like in our pajamas and back. And our pictures, they were like, like they weren't telling us to cuddle, but like it was very beginning of a porno. And I couldn't like get that out of my head, and I just couldn't. And then when Chin fat was like, no. And it also wasn't even just the bed shot.

They were like, look at each other and laugh. And we couldn't do it. We would just, we would start hysterically laughing so hard because I didn't know where to put my hands. It was so weird. And you never, when I would touch you You never would like lean in to be like yeah, you know, it's just like shiver. I feel like oh my god. Who are you? Oh my god

I needed a laugh like that. Oh my god That's so true some people like people are hugging all the time. Like friends, like hug. My problem is I'm so sweaty. So it's bad when people hug me. They leave, and then you take a shower. The other day, Sierra was walking out of the house, and she kissed.

Like, I think she went to kiss my cheek, but she kissed my face. Who? Sierra. and she kissed like I think she went to kiss my cheek but she kissed me. But who? Sierra. And then she started laughing, she's blowing out and all I said to her was what the fuck? And I was so taken back and like she started laughing because I was so like stunned. I was like, why would you do that to me? You know, I don't like intimacy. Dude, the whole like saying hi to people kissing admin, I don't fuck with anyone as different

rules. The amount of men that I've kissed on the lips accidentally and I always just go oops, we just kissed on the lips because you just have to say it or it's so awkward No, I thought that like one of the things after COVID that was gonna stay permanently banned was like hugging and Like kissing hello and goodbye Like I'm still trying to make that a thing where like that's not what we do you put out your elbow still I'm into the pound you know just I'm into just being like, hey, and sit and like take my seat. And like, be now be in the room with you.

Like, I can say hi and feel like we sufficiently greeted one another. Yeah, you're like, if we made eye contact, you've seen my soul and it was too much. Yeah, like you're good in my box. Like it's fine. You don't have to give me a hug. You don't even have to acknowledge my presence.

I'm cool. I feel like you get less in new social interactions where I get too much. Yeah. And then we have to do the same thing. We have to do the same thing. And then we're like both the same. Yeah.

But I come in hot and you come in colds. I come in very cold. I come in very intimidating. And then I have to speak for you. Yeah. And then like when you meet a toddler and the toddler hot and you come in colds. I come in very cold. I come in very intimidating. And then I have to speak for you. Yeah. And only when you meet a toddler and the toddler just like hugs their parents late and like looks away.

That's literally me and Paige when you meet her. And like is she OK? And I'm like she just, she's actually kind of shy when you first meet Paige. Paige, it's OK. You could be nice to them. They won't touch you. They don't touch you.

They'd say hi. They want to know how old you are. Paige, say thank you. How old are you? Say thank you. They said your eyes look almost they won't touch you. They don't touch you. They say hi, they want to know how old you are. They say thank you. They say thank you, they said your eyes look almost even. Say thank you. And it's not like I hate that person that I'm meeting. I just don't know them.

And so I have to just, I have to warm up. But I also think that you are a listener and an observer. And you're better at like understanding people's vibes where I will first just focus on trying to get them to like me. Yeah, see like when I first meet people I'm like I feel like I make up like a whole thing in my head about like why I shouldn't trust them, why they probably don't like me and so like I should be a little like, okay, let's be cautious here, we don't know.

Paige, we met a barista, like they're getting us coffee. Okay. And I'm like, but what's your sign? You know, like that says a lot about the person that I'm getting the non-trusting vibes from. They're like, man, do you want soy milk or what do you want? You initially don't trust people until they prove that they're trustworthy, where I trust everyone

until they fuck me. Yes, but I would say when we first meet people, we're both the same, we're both nice and we'll talk to you, but we're thinking very different things in our heads. Like I'm thinking, what are you scheming? And you're thinking, like, I love this person, she's my new best friend, and I'm like, hold up, because this bitch is plotting,

and I could tell from her body language. Like, we mentally will have a conversation. You're like, let's be friends with her, and I'm like, she's literally planning your demise. So don't even, don't invite this bitch to lunch. You do know your friend's soulmates and normal people's soulmates. If you have an interaction with someone,

and then that person leaves, and you guys look at each other and you have the exact action to it. Like there have been multiple times that we've had to look away because other people are in the room and I don't want them to catch the vibe that we're having Yeah, I tell a path of conversation so we have to look away start texting. Yeah, and be like yeah whenever we're not the room with other people is almost like embarrassing for them Oh for them or for us both Okay, sometimes like when we're in the room with other people I get so embarrassed because I feel like there's so many times Where we have to be like no, but we're fine Oh like we make a joke that's a little too self-deprecating and everyone's like, what?

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What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? What is this? Yeah, oh anyway, and you guys thank you for getting with us We have some tickets left for New York City and like literally like six tickets left in Medford Boston Massachusetts area And we just love you guys so much also wait just Last thing our New York City shows are in the middle of fashion week and if that's not so on brand for you Hannah I don't know I thought it was like Mitch and. And it's also the what is in midtown.

What are you talking about? What's in midtown fashion week? Yeah, but what does that have to do with it being fashion week in New York City? I don't know where fashion week is. I thought it was downtown. It's a state of mind first of all. Sorry, then it's my fashion year. It's also the US open. How am I going? I know. I'm watching. And our new Giggly squad merch is giving parent trap Lindsey

Lohan vibes because she's on the come up and we this is also a Lindsey Lohan stand podcast. Yes. Wow that was good you normally don't get involved in the outros. Yeah. Well see you. Bye. You