Giggly Squad - Giggling about Paige’s parasite, Starbucks conspiracy, and Abercrombie

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

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What is up my giggly wigglies? That's cute. That's because you were just in Texas. It sounds like one of those creepy adult cartoons that you would watch with the men dancing. It sounds like there's a restaurant in Texas called the Pigly Wiggly. I think that's a grocery store. It's definitely something. Yeah.

I'm the Pigly to your Wiggly. Yeah, how was Texas? Okay, let's be honest. After a bachelorette, don't schedule anything for at least two years. No, we're serious. I was so broken. So broken. And I did a comedy festival.

So a comedy festival. We were in Texas, were you? Austin, which was a voice of IB. Okay. Wait. Was there any part of you that was like, we should have done that because we went back and forth. Okay, that's good. Because they were batches at parties everywhere

and I couldn't make contact with them. I was like, yeah, because you're like, yeah, sorry, no. Jog rule showed up. You saw batches at parties and you're looking for the beckah of their batches at parties. You're like, if you don't have a beckah, like, I don't wanna go.

I would start all my sets like apologizing because I had no voice because I was like, I just came from my bachelor at and there'd be like seven giga glories. Like, Hannah, you legit still don't have a voice. No, I'm not recovered. Also, but you know who has recovered my frata. My fake product is thriving.

I think you've starting your Instagram account for her because she's everywhere. And she's loving the attention. Literally people are stopping me for the frata. They're not getting pictures with me. They're like, is that the frata? Is that the ketchup frata? Hold on one second. My food is here. Hello. Okay, thank you so much. Can you just tell the men at the front desk like if it's food, don't even call me, just send it up. Just, just send it. You know it's me. Whenever Craig's here too, they call me like every 10 minutes because he is a sociopath and order things and looks at it and then doesn't eat it and then reorder something. Like this man this morning asked me how to spell aca bowl and I said why you've ordered one

like every morning since I've known you and that one time of you eating it you don't like Asahi. That man is thick and I truly believe that. Yeah I'm like you have a mental disorder when it comes to ordering food. Oh my god he asked you to spell Asahi. Remember what we all called it a Kai in the beginning? I was actually really surprised that I even knew how to spell it. I was a little surprised. Yeah I was like really surprised that I even knew I was a little surprised. Yeah, I was like you idiot AC AI duh. Duh, you uncultured swine. Accent over the eye if you're culture.

True. I'd or whatever. It's like under the eye anyway. Yeah, it's something weird. Austin is amazing, but I did this festival moon towers. My first comedy festival It's basically like summer camp for comics like they pick you up in a van with all these other comics And everyone's like so excited and I like I can hear light like I'm just not okay

Because you went from the bachelorette right there. I went I went to New York for a day, literally to record Gigi Squad and like, Repack, Kisbutton, the forehead and the piece. But it was so much, it was so much fun, but I was just running on a adrenaline. And then this is the real kicker. I finish in Austin and then I have to leave at 3 a.m. To go to Denver for why? For two final shows on a Sunday. Because nobody has to know how to say no to things. Yeah, but it's like that you're paying for private school.

Private school does not pay for itself. It's true. It's true. I want to have a better life for better. But I want to go to private school. But this is the fucked up part so me waking up at three that is just a recipe for disaster I Can't believe you even got up. It was like through fear. You know when you wake up because you're just scared of life

And I'm like PMS thing I'm tired. Where's Des Ben? Great question. No, seriously, I like forgot about that. I forgot. People are like, I'm excited about your wedding and I'm like, to who? I'm literally doing long distance. This is the longest we've gone.

It's four weeks. So I'm basically marrying a stranger. And it's kind of seriously. I was just gonna say, I kind of like, like, is the first time you're going to see him like at the altar? Like, what's going on? It's, it's cute.

Like, but I, we, it's the longest I've gone. And it's, it's honestly hard. Like, I keep, I'm like, feeling lonely and I miss him. And then you're just really kind of planning the wedding. Yeah. Do you have any, do you have much more to do and you're just really kind of planning the wedding. Yeah. Do you have any, do you have much more to do in terms of like planning or like getting things ready?

Yeah. Well, we're just like finalizing stuff. Like all the conjectors are sent. Did you ever end up getting a dress change? We're doing it. You are. Do you know why? Because the wedding industry is fucked up with dresses.

Like I have a tight fitting dress and there's no range. So she like, she hemmed it or whatever. So tight to my body and I'm like, I can't spread my legs and she's like, why do you need to spread your legs? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. It's my wedding night. It's my brand.

And she's like, no, this is your wedding dress. And wedding dresses are, I guess, known to be super uncomfortable, but you know I hate. Yeah. And then I actually talked to you about this week. I don't know how this came up in conversation, but I said, I have a friend and she doesn't own a song. And everyone just looked at me like, in like what they're like what is she where where did you find her and I was like don't panties and she's also getting married next month so

I wonder what she's gonna wear. So she's doing something right. Do something right. Yeah no that's what I said. I said well she's getting married so. She do have granny panties only fans I feel like there's Granny Penny's only fans. I feel like there's I Don't know. So there's some someone has a fetish first panties Yes We're gonna get to pages wedding that she went to by the way. We're gonna get there Oh, yeah, I finished my boring story about what was I talking about? Oh, oh the wedding dresses the wedding industries

The only industry that someone could look you in the eye and say you should just lose three pounds. Who said it, the tailor of the dress? Yeah, because I was like, this is tight. I'm like tight, tight, tight. Like I don't like it. I don't like it. And there's this whole movement about like don't try to fit into the clothes, let the clothes fit you.

And I'm like being all feminist. Yep. And you're like being all feminist. Yep. And you're like, I've been called Body Positive on Instagram. So how dare you. How dare you? I'm a body positive, it will, it's a bitch. And I just was like, I don't love this. And she literally just goes, just lose three pounds.

And I'm like, OK, mean girls, what is this? She was like, you can try seers. She literally said that. The only carousel is one, three and five. Speaking of osso e-bo, did I tell you I was trying to eat healthy and I kept ordering this osso e-bo that tasted so good. They're actually not healthy. It was all peanut butter and I full on Calteen Bard myself.

I gained like 10 pounds a week from osso e-bo. I Calteen Bard and there were so much peanut butter, I'm like, pounds a week from us at E-Bolt. I counted. And there was so much peanut butter. I'm like, it's a health place. They wouldn't put that. It's probably like organic. No, no, they're so sugary. I made myself gain weight by trying to be healthy. So that's fun. So anyway, the bride and the history is fucked up. And then you have all this pressure to look like the best you've ever looked on this day. And you know, whenever you, you know, like a date when you're like, I need to look great. And it's always the best you've ever looked on this day. On that day, yeah. And you know, whenever you, you know, like a date when you're like,

I need to look great and it's always the day you look awful. And you look awful. And you look off, you can't get your eyeliner, right? Yeah. Yeah, I forgot how to do eyeliner. Like I'm giving myself extra time to do my makeup so good and you fuck it all up. Yeah.

That's the worst. It's long story short, Denver, I roll in around 7.30 a.m. You can only imagine what I looked like. And they have this comedy condo, so the comedians stay there. How? Interesting. Interesting is the word. Yeah.

Definitely the word. I'm like, I don't want to sleep in bed. We're like, right, Christa Stefano's jerked off multiple times. Yeah. So they wrote their name on the wall and come. Yeah, I don't want me to see this. This is weird. So the instruction is that the key is just there.

The key's going to be there. So I go up and I'm like, hey, I need the key to Room 209. And they were like, we can't find it. And I was like, if I don't lie down and go to school, in minus five seconds, we're going to have an issue. And they were like, whose name could be under? And I'm like, I don't know. There's like three comedy managers names like this could be anyone's name

I don't care whose name it is One point I'm like if you can find the key is there a bed do you have a bed and they're like there's a conference room And I'm like oh my god. How did we get here? How did we go from Great table with job rule wrapping to me to possibly napping on a conference table? Do you know who I am at 11? Do you know who I am in Miami? Honestly, the amount of...

I mean, I was in the middle of Denver and no one gave a fuck about my relationship with Jowr all at that point. Because everyone's high. Yeah. Like, they were like, we don't know what the name is. We're like just key the key to life I realized that we added an early show to Denver and I changed my flight and I think they didn't realize I was gonna come in early and I realized the comic before me

It's probably still there in sleeping. Oh And the comic before me is Jared Freed. So you're like, just let me the fuck in. So he knows I am. And there's two beds. So I'm like, he knows I am. Call him. But it's like early.

So I'm just like, I'm not gonna wake him whatever. I just go into this condo, go in the bedroom and fall asleep. So they let you in? Yeah, I'm like, I know Jared, it's cool. Okay. So then what happens? Well, you fall asleep. I started to hear things and I started to get worried. Like, what if he does something super weird and I have to be like, hey.

Oh my god. Would he literally commit some murder and then you're in a complex? I'm in a complex and then I'm in jail before you for tax evasion. So but then it's awkward like when do I text him to be like, yo, I'm here. But I keep falling asleep. Like I'm not fully there to know how to handle this awkward situation. So I just don't deal with it. And then if anyone knows Jared

Freed, he is a very loud podcaster. Like it's his thing like he's a Yellor, and he's hilarious, and he's high energy. So at around 11 a.m., I almost peed myself through a startling of, hey, welcome to J Train Podcast. He starts podcasting in his room, and I'm like, this is not happening. This is absolutely not happening.

Oh my God. Tell me you walked in on it and scared him. I was going to, but I just did not have the emotional capacity to deal with that. So I just texted him. And then we had this awkward. He was like, hey, I'm in the bathroom. Hold on. And I was kind of like waiting.

It was so bad. And could you fall back asleep? When he left, I for sure did. But it was the funniest situation. I was just like hoping Something weird like what if it was like running around naked or something? No, I wait. Yeah, but maybe subconsciously I was like doing it for the story for something weird to happen You definitely were yeah, yeah But unfortunately it was just a subpar story on a podcast, but I need to know about your week.

Dude. I easily went to, oh. I, and I will say this, I have been to some crazy fucking weddings before. I've been to two like really insane weddings, like a couple of years ago. This one completely topped it. Well, like, there were things that I was like,

I didn't even know you could do that. You give me some details of the experience. So like every time I go to a wedding, there's like certain things that I will like make a mental and be like, I want that at my wedding. Like string quartet, non-negotiable. You know, like someone playing the violin, like at all times, non-negotiable will be at my wedding. Like string quartet, non-negotiable. You know, like someone playing the violin, like at all times, non-negotiable will be at my wedding. She walked down like a mirrored

aisle. I just can't even, she imported her flowers from Holland. Like, it was the most spectacular wedding I've ever been to in my life. Another thing that you realize is that you're so poor. Like, there are things that you don't even know that rich people know about. Yeah. And you're like, this, this is flower. This is more than my life.

Right. Like, her flowers were worth more than like my future wedding. Yes. You know when you get a wedding invitation and it says like, basically it's like, are you a vegetarian or do you want the chicken? Yeah. Like that, those are the options.

I realize that at rich people weddings, you don't get an option. You sit at your table and the waiter comes over and says, you have an option, we had the option of lobster or filet. And I panicked. I was like, I don't like what? I ended up getting the filet phenomenal choice. But it was just things that you're like, I didn't even know this this was possible. Like she has flower balls. And he, because he was, you know, he cares about weddings right now. Like he's looking into it and he was like,

they had this like circle photo thing. I don't even know how they do it. But like, they were like spinning. First of all, it was, you couldn't bring your phone to anything. There were no pictures, no videos. Like she has the exclusive on her wedding. Like nobody was on their phones at all.

So when you walked in, so Thursday night, this is another thing I really love that she did. Thursday night was her rehearsal dinner because it was a destination wedding. So everyone was flying in. Thursday night she did her rehearsal dinner with her family and her best friends. Then Friday night was when everyone flew in

so she had her welcome party. The welcome night was when everyone flew in so she had her like welcome party. The welcome party was a wedding. Yeah, the welcome party was a wedding. So you walked in to the like venue and it was like a mirrored aisle and then in the center was this e news 360 cam and I was like, I've waited my whole life. You're like doing a b-line, you fucking like, right right to the side, you're like, this is my moment. I was like, I need a solo shot, please get away from me. And then she had like a full dinner. Her dresses were impeccable.

I was about to ask you what was her favorite look that she had, like what's in right now? So Paulina, let me give a backstory first. I met Paulina because one day I was home minding my business and my dad was watching the golf channel. And like, I'm not paying attention in all of a sudden, I see this cute little blonde come onto the screen. And I was like, who is that?

And my dad was like, oh my God, Paige, it's Paulina Gretski, look how do you not know this? And I was like, I don't watch golf, dad was like, oh my God, Paige, it's Pauline Gretsky, how do you not know this? And I was like, I don't watch golf, dad. So I posted her on my Instagram, and I was like, this, I need to marry a golfer because this is the epitome of like, yeah, this is my whole vibe. And she DMed me, we ended up becoming friends

like DMing back and forth, she was gonna be in New York, we went to lunch. This is before Craig and I even started dating but Craig became friends with her like prior And like her brother and like whatever so they have like a separate friendship So when we went to lunch I had just started talking to Craig so obviously her and I were like talking shit about him and so we like fully connected yes

um So it was her wedding to Dustin Johnson who was like the nicest human ever and it was just the most spectacular spectacle I've ever seen in my entire life. She walked down the aisle to like a full, I mean, the music was just insane. It was like that great gatsby song. What was like the most romantic moment of it? Cause you know, like people could put tons of frills and buy a lot of shit. Okay. It was the one that like you got in your gut

where you're like, oh, the most romantic was right when, so as she was walking down the aisle, I always obviously look to the groom. And he's tearing up a little bit. He's tearing up like you can tell he's holding it in. That means it's real. Right when she gets to him and it's time for them to now speak, he couldn't talk. Like he had to stop and he had to like recite the vows of like I will whatever like they did traditional vows and he like his voice cracked he like got all choked up he had to stop and like full baby cry like he couldn't even look at her it was like I started crying as someone who doesn't cry often

everyone in the studio was disgusted by men who cry, this was gussed. This was like hate it. And accept an exception to the rule for you. No, the only appropriate way. Save all your fucking tears for when I walked in the aisle, bitch. That's what you know it, too. And if your husband doesn't cry as you're walking down the aisle,

I advise turning around. See you in large claims cart court. Yeah, no. See you in federal court. You will apologize to the Academy because it's just... You got it, we need an apology. Yeah. Imagine if you literally are walking up

and he like doesn't, isn't giving it his own. And you just turn around. You look at him, you give him the love. And you just turn around. Best part of the whole wedding, and I was like, this, if Hannah doesn't do this for me at her wedding. Best part of the whole wedding, and I was like, this, if Hannah doesn't do this for me at her wedding. Best part of the whole wedding. It's the like end of the reception. She's about to throw the bouquet. She throws the bouquet.

Her best friend doesn't catch it. She does it again. She's like, no, I'm throwing it to my best friend. Get the fuck out of the way. He was amazing. I was like, and that's true friendship. Okay, so I was, you know, a little jealous that like, I don't know how you're gonna feel about my garage beach disco dolphin wedding. But I'm still gonna have fun at mine. I'm gonna have the best time at your wedding but I was dying laughing today because I like my two girlfriends that are stylist I texted them and I was like hey I need you to help me find a dress for Hannah's wedding because she has given an insane... she's given an insane dress code that I'm unsure of what it is. And they sent me a few options.

Bitch, one of the options was the Kendall Jenner dress. Like with the cutout, it was like a top cutout like that with a long skirt and I was like for the joke I so badly on show. You know it would make me laugh so hard. I was like I can't. I have to get out of text. This one guy was like what are we wearing and I'm like just make it a moment. Like I want everyone to have their moment. And he's like, okay, I'm thinking cute cocktail shorts, blazer shirt and loafers or a tux.

Like, no one knows what they're doing. No one knows. I am going, my only like, thing in my head is I wanna wear long sleeves. I agree with you. I wanna do long sleeves, but I wanna do a pastel color. And I haven't found...

The only trolling that happened on my Bachelorette content was people trying to eye like any white or light. Like they were really mad that Sierra had like a white... A white crop top. White crop top. Do you want to know the story behind that crop top? That was my crop. You brought it. Yeah, you brought it. You're sick fucker. And then and then people don't even know the behind drama because It's wheat. It was a pretty chill batcherette and like the only tradition is like let me wear white

And pay shows up with a full white cover up and I'm like page And you go it's a cover up. It's white cover up and I'm like page and she goes it's a cover up it's a cover up we're at the pool we're at the pool but the only thing that saved me was Raina walking in after me in a full white bikini full white bikini she was like she was serious too she was like what it's a shout it's show. It's a fake show. I literally have lost control that the animals are running the zoo. No. The girls have gone wild. The girls have gone wild. No teaming. But people were coming for you because I posted Feather Night and you're wearing light blue

and everyone was like, how could you? Oh my God. Wait, I got that too. They were like, I would never wear light blue to someone else's bachelorette. And I was like, wait, is blue now a color that we're not wearing around bright? They're like, a photographed white. And I was like, okay, but in person, it was fully blue. Okay, my final thing that people are sending to me

recently today is our shows are live, our New York City DC Boston tickets. Well, the shows are live, our New York City DC Boston tickets. Well, the dates are live, the pre-sales, the 27th guys, and the code is giggly. And then they go fully on sale in the 29th, but we posted our like announcement of the dates. And you posted a photo of us, you standing me, thoughts, squatting, and then the link just covered my face. I know, oh my god, Hannah, I noticed that literally hours that. 10 people said to me they go

LOL and we were just laughing and I was like that is like the most page thing I've ever heard. I didn't even notice that. But it was literally just on my face. It looks like I did it intentionally. I saw it hours later and I was like whatever Hannah's okay. I was cracking up. I was cracking up. You know why? Because I knew that you didn't know. That okay and this is how your friendship works. A good friendship when you do something fucked up and you think she's not gonna care. She's stupid. That's what you know that's your real friends. I go she's not calculated enough to be like, how does face doesn't deserve to be in this?

The only way reason you would do that is if I looked bad or it was like hurting your brand that you would cover me. But the bitchiest part is that I noticed it later and I was like, whatever, she's like, no one's noticing that. Literally hundreds of DMs. They know with Tana, they know with Tana.

What do they need to see her face again? We see no face now in the last week. We know with Tana. Oh my God. Oh my God. So I'm like, wetting out. Also, I counted it. I will have gone to like six weddings with Craig

and we like don't even really like each other. That's what happens when we're with a Southern man. It's so annoying kind of. Are is it like getting romantic for you guys? Are you starting or are you starting to feel like pressure or is it like inspiring? Like what's the vibe? Because I know when I'm with someone, it always affects you too in a way, you know? I would say like the first two weddings we went to,

I was like, if he doesn't squeeze my hand at like the vow part, this is not meant to be. And now we're at weddings and we look at each other and I'm like, are you sweating? He's like, yeah, I'm sweating. I'm really thirsty. It's just because normal. And it's like, what do you think the order of hours like,

like what's the cocktail situation gonna be? Like now it's just like we. And it's like, what do you think the order of hours? Like, what's the cocktail situation going to be? Like, now it's just like, we don't even say go. It's like going when your friends start getting like, sweet 16, our bot mitzvahs, you're like, okay, and when's the speech? Let's wait a bit. But I will say, I have been to all of the weddings I've been to, all the ceremonies have been perfectly like short

suite to the point. Let's go drink. That's my plan, too. We just have to, for the gigglers, I just want everyone to pray that in May, the weather is okay for my, for when the dolphins come out, you know. Are you actually having dolphins? No, but there are seals in West Hampton, so maybe they'll be like, what's up? It's seals get like beached. Like, what is it called when they like are stuck on like this? There's just a beach seal. It literally looks like a dog burrito, a seal.

Like, what happened when God made you? Oh my god. I have watched a lot of documentaries about the work of whales eating seals. Anyway, that's a different pod. You just do national geographic documentaries. We do have some dope dogs to talk about later, but if you know anything about Giggly Squad, it is a Pamela Anderson stand pod, it's a skiing pod, and it is, it is a loving your mom pod. This is a mom stand pod. This special Mother's Day segment is presented

by Macy's and AKAS Creative. No, we love our moms on this pod. I think we love our moms on this pod so much because they're the only people that we really do know that they listen to it every week. Because they give us criticism every week. So we know they listen to it every week. Because they give us criticism every week. So we know they listen. Andructive criticism, which we love,

him and Lenore don't misbeade. And we love that for them. They really don't. And let's be honest. Even though they are late to our live shows because they're busy getting drunk with each other. They have main character energy and they gave it to us. They did.

So there will be. natural. I also think that, let's be honest, they burst us from their vaginas. We're indebted to them for the rest of our life. I mean, my mom had a C section. So like, did she really have a hard day that day? have a hard day that day. Arguably worse, arguably more traumatic. So with that said, I'm so excited because we're partnering with Macy's for Mother's Day to spoil our moms and all the gigglers should go to macy's.com to spoil their moms because Sunday, May 8th is Mother's Day and we need to go off. It always creeps up on us. It does. Mother's Day is the one holiday that you're like two days before you're like, oh shit. And Father's Day, I feel like I always have plans.

My dad doesn't even know my own birthday. Like your dad can even tell you like the name of any of your friends you've been friends with your whole life. If you do not get your mom present from Mother's Day, you are a shitty human. Yeah, and that's just science. So with that said, Macy's, they ship stuff so fast and they have so many good things from Mother's Day. I'm going to tell my mom not to listen to this so she gets surprised, but can I tell you what I legitimately am getting her? Yes. I'm going to narrow down, but first of all, my mom loves a cute sneaker moment for Macy's.

Like she loves a cute sneaker. Yeah, she does. She's so cute. When she pops around in her sneaker, she really is a joy. People don't know. Lennore is literally, you could put her in your pocket. She loves a mental health walk. Like she needs to walk every day or she will be off the walls.

My dad will nap all day regardless. My mom needs to walk out her energy. So Cole Han has these adorable sneakers. Like it's like streetwear fashion. I think my mom is going to look adorable in them. But then I also want to get her, because some are coming up. She has a lot of cute sunglasses. I want to get her Steve Madden stra um, strappy block heel sandals.

Like not too high. She deserves some. Yeah. She does. I feel like I have a like, regimen when it comes to gifting my mom. Like, Lenore, she does like a mental health moment, but she does hers in the kitchen.

And she will make you anything upon request. Like she loves doing it. So I always try and get her like a piece from like Lake Cruset because I want to eventually have her have the whole like all of the things. So I always pick pick like a piece from from them and Macy's always has them on sale which you never find anywhere else. So this year I'm going with like their signature enameled cast iron round French oven, which I know that Kim will put that to good use. And I bought her like something for Christmas

that went with it. So it's just like all encompassing, I had a plan here. I love that because you know it's what brings her joy. Also I'm on the Macy's website. They have a whole section for gifts. But they literally do best gifts for a new mom, active moms, pet moms.

Don't forget. Don't forget a pet mom. For the mom who has everything, like they have all these segments, and then they have brands they recommend for moms such as Coach Dior, Fee and Michael Cors. I'm obsessed. Rich.

I also kind of, I don't want to turn my mom into a beauty influencer, but I think I'm going to get her a sat and pillowcase. Is that crazy? Ah, no, because my mom sleeps on sat and sheets, and she can't sleep on anything else. She's gone full deeper. I do think it's important to keep your mom

with the current trends. And like, she's probably sleeping on a pillowcase that like my dad slept on like ill. Yeah. One day we'll both get Botox with our moms and it'll be a bomb. Then finally I'm getting her a Kate Spade in New York pebbled leather cross body bag because you have to. Yeah that would just be rude if you didn't. Oh my God, picturing Lunor with her crossbody bag, her little sneakers going on her walks, like, is bringing a tear to my eyes. I also have to say butters listening to this conversation,

I think like she feels like she's left out. No butter, you have to get me something for mutters day, okay? Anyway, go to macy's.com for all your mother's day needs. I'm obsessed with macy's and we're obsessed with moms. And have fun shopping. We have some stuff we have to discuss in our notes. First off, because of the bachelor at We Mist, talking about Kim Kardashian,

her photo with Pete Davidson. We also, someone at this wedding weekend was asking about our podcast, and they were like, but I don't get it. Like, how do you know what to talk about? Oh, I think that was making fun of Craig and Austin, actually, is how it came up. Because I was like, yeah, they like plan their podcast.

And they were like, well, what are you talking about? You don't. And I pulled up our notes app, and I was like, no, we have a shared note and we just, like if something happens during the week, we're like, that's great to talk about on the podcast and we write it down. They were like, give me an example and I was like,

okay, example, justice for tea pain. They were like, what does that mean? I go, I have no idea. I can't breathe because I do the same thing. Because I'm like, look, it just says, I have a parasite masturbation manifestation you figure it out like I don't know Honestly, we let the energy of the word speak to us if it pops out to me then I speak it

We're just here communicating the Lord's work, okay? Did you giggle at when I wrote, I have a pair of say. I can't, like, I'm so excited for the shit we're about to hit because it is chaotic energy in here. Okay, so Pete and Kim, the first photo. The first photo. The photo of them, like, at the restaurant. Yeah, and I stole her caption for your bachelor at.

I'm obsessed with that for you. Yeah, and everyone was like, but you're not even eating in the pictures. I was like,na is the snack. How do you not get that? Oh my god Don't explain. I'm like come pay attention Police you guys we have very high brow captions So just either you're with it or you're not the girls like I get it the girls that don't yeah people that think we're like being mean I'm like you just not getting our sat sarc humor. And for that, I do feel bad. If we're not being mean, we hate you.

I'm, if I'm being nice to you, I don't like you, and I feel uncomfortable around you. If I'm like, hi, how are you? I'm uncomfortable. I just talked to you about it for three hours. I'm like, I'm unconfident. I'm uncomfortable and I know that. You're done.

You're done. You're done. We talked about you all week, and you just walked into the room, and we're like, hey, but if I'm like, what's up, dumb slut? That's how you know I fuck with you. I love with you. If I haven't called you a hoe a hundred times.

You right. Okay, okay. So, anyway. So, the problem with this photo is, she edited the fuck out of his face. And I don't know for a fact if she like did anything to his jaw or his nose Which people are saying but I know she like smoothed out his like under eyes circles and the pores in his face How would you look he looks good? Oh my god

You go she should and she should but how would you feel if you were a significant other and you're a significant other post It's something and changed your face Okay, well, Greg doesn't even know how to do that. So I can't even explain it with a hand. Have you ever edited a Greg? Yes. Oh my God, the tape. What, when he's hung over a little bloated?

Yeah, I'm like, okay, I have to smooth your face out for a quick second. But I've had friends post photos and they've edited them and I'm like, what am I? Chopped liver? How fucking dare you edit yourself to make your teeth wider and not even put the little square on my face to make my skin look better? This is why I love you, I love your honesty and I do, I can empathize with you getting an amazing, I've had boyfriends where I just have never gotten a good photo with them. And that's why people don't know we ever dated

because we never look good at the same time. But ever now, and then you'll nail it and he didn't. And sometimes you need to use some movie magic. And there are times that Craig is like, I can't believe you posted that photo. I don't look good in it. And I'm like, look. No one cares.

This is about you. This is my Instagram. Again, this is me. My social media about you. Yeah, I'm like, I will block who I want to block and I will post what I want to post. I thought you were about to say you're going to block him. And I might. You know, I'm like, I don't.

I might block him from certain stories. I look amazing, you look good. Oh my gosh. I'm a battle. I'm a block him from certain stories. I look amazing. You look like a catch. I'm crying. So that was that tea. Also, there's a Starbucks conspiracy going around. What is it? I love conspiracy theories. I make very into them recently. I'm totally down with birds aren't real and snow isn't either. I've been hanging out with Craig too much. Craig legitimately thinks that birds aren't real. And he loves when I say snow, isn't it? You can't just like drop that and expect me to continue the conversation normally.

There's a conspiracy theory that birds are not real and that there's certain birds that are put in the sky to like drones by the government and they're actually drones. And did you see that TikTok where everyone was lighting snow on fire and it wasn't just like melting and it was smelling like plastic? And I was like, snow is not real. Okay, you sold me. That's both of that sound very valid to me. So the Starbucks conspiracy is a marketing thing that they're told to fuck up people's names,

so people will take a photo and post it on Instagram and I'm like, I've never felt so deep before in my life. I've heard that and that's absolutely true, for sure. Also, that's such a fun job. So smart. So smart. So smart. How bad am I going gonna fuck your shit up? Yeah. They just because there's no way that

they're spelling like Alexa wrong. I know. Like if they can remember what's in every coffee drink, they know how to fucking spell Rachel. Also, you just had my credit card and you know my name. It says it right there. Yeah, no, I believe in that. They purposely hire people who can't write. Yeah, I love that for you. Yeah, I believe that. What were the docs? Wait, first let me tell you about my parasite. Yeah, yes, this has been worrying me for days,

but I had to wait for the pod to talk about it. You're like, I'm dying and I'm like, okay, wait till Monday. Is it at least a good one that detoxes everything inside your stomach? So let me tell you, the past couple of months, I haven't been able to move my head fully to the left. Every time I do it, I have to stop at a certain point because my neck would start hurting. Welcome to 29, bitch. Yeah, and I was just like, this is normal. This is who I am now.

I can't turn to the left, whatever. My right side is better anyway. And I was like, whatever, I'm sleeping on it wrong. I have bad posture, all of the things. Then a couple of weeks ago, my whole left arm went numb and like my neck tightened up And you know right before you're gonna pass out you kind of like zone out a little bit Like that all the time I faint all the time. It's just like a thing that I do Yeah, and I was like oh my god. I'm gonna faint

But I didn't and then it went away then like three days later And then you ignored it you were like that I ignored that I just ignored it. You were like, that's right. I ignored that. I was like, that's, I'm like drink more water. You stupid bitch. Like, you know, it's just whatever. That's who I am now. Then, a couple days later, I wake up and when I tell you,

my whole spine was like off-kilter. Like I couldn't, like one side of my body was like down. I was like, oh my God. I'm having a stroke Like I had a stroke and this is how I am. I called my mom. It's like 11 a.m. It's like a Saturday morning I called my mom hysterically crying. Oh God bless this woman. She jumps on her train. She comes down to New York I call my doctor who is a I call my doctor who is a kinesiologist,

which like my mom's like, that's not a real doctor, but it is. He is like a chiropractor slash, like all of your organs are connected to something else. So like you might have a problem in your neck. It's actually like your stomach, whatever. So I go to him, I tell him all my symptoms. I also kept getting a metal taste in my mouth. Like every couple of weeks I'd get like a metal taste in my

mouth for like 10 seconds and then it would go away. I know it's like, what are you good bro? Like what? Something's up. What an anxiety. I truck everything up to like, well, I have anxiety. And I haven't drink water since 2005. So this tracks. And he says, all of your symptoms sound like you have a parasite, but most doctors won't say that you have a parasite unless you have a rash or something. So he puts me on these detox vitamins. I had to take three a day for seven days after day two, full mobility in my neck again.

Your neck muscles are directly connected to your large intestines. So if something funky is going on in your large intestines, it like shoots a message up to like the muscles in the top of your neck and they will start hurting. Also the metal taste is like a sign of having a parasite. I was in Mexico. But he also said 80% of people have parasites and they just don't know it.

You literally get a parasite. I literally get glaring right now is like, I have a parasite. You could get it from eating sushi. You can get it from anything. And then they can have babies in your intestines. You have no idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no night. My sleep got better, my like bowel movements got better. Like things that I didn't even, didn't even know where fuck job got better. Wait, so you read? I didn't have to read. Now I said

I don't know how to do my taxes. I was like, wait, I'm an accountant. Wait, I'm obsessed that you were just like, there was a parasite just like chilling, like you're bestie. The only thing that's annoying is like I looked it up online like for hours at night. Sometimes people like poop and you can see the parasite. And so like every time I like looked for that thing and I never saw it. So it's one parasite. It could have been multiple but I never saw them. But I felt way better. What's her name?

Agnes. Yeah. Yeah, that is, that's a magnet shit right there.? Agnes. Yeah. Yeah. That is that's a magnet. Shit right there. Agnes would. Yeah. Agnes would make it about her. So anyway, so. That was gross. Basically, I'm all-worship. I love the journey that we just went on and you were like super educational. I was super passionate about it. Oh, I meant the whole moment. I have a new way to manifest.

Okay. I read it on TikTok. I say read now on TikTok because it's like, it makes it sound more legit. Because we have reactions on TikTok. It's called a movie trailer manifestation. So you manifest something in your head like it's a movie trailer. Like you think of the song you envision the moments

You envision like the hard work up to it the doing it the afterwards and you like put a song to it and then like you play that song and you think it and it's just like These are just fun ways to actually manifest something wait I saw a commercial on Netflix the other night. I'm gonna watch it We're Oprah's interviewing Viola Davis Yes, and she says Viola Davis says I fully manifested my husband. She was like no you have no idea I got down on my knees. I started praying to God. Sorry So bad I'm into Catholic school. How dare you? Oh So bad. I'm into Catholic school. I have Dariel. Oh, now you're continue. She was like, and I prayed and she was like, and I said, even the most

insignificant things of like, obviously she did height, but that's significant. She said she wanted him to be an athlete. She wanted him to be from the South. She wanted him to be black. She, I think she said she wanted him to be how old, however old he is. She said three weeks later, she wanted him to be black. She, I think she said she wanted him to be how old, however old he is. She said three weeks later, she met him and they're married. And it is everything that she manifested. People gave you shit. I mean, not that much shit I was pointing about your list.

And I thought your list was fully insane and not okay. It was a manifestation of you like visualizing it, seeing it one of my friends said, I know someone successful talked about how oh Lily sing the youtubers She's a very visual person and she's like the first female late-night co-host or not first, but she's killing it She used to she's all about aesthetics and she loves the design in her house And she thought that her manifestation board was like gross that she made She cut it up. She just thought it was like a stupid collage. So she put it in her closet But nothing was happening and she was like I need to see it. So she took it and she put it in

In her shower basically like outside the Last part and then made it cute and then she looked it at every day when she showered and it really affected her and then made a cute and then she looked at it every day when she showered and it really affected her um and what I've learned about manifestation is it's not the feeling you get is not like oh I hope I get this it's like you believe yeah you're just like what it is when I do that will be cool because then like you just become it you don't get nerves around it that's why like with the man it's like oh I when I see him I'm gonna know it's not like, oh, he links me, I'm scared, I'm nervous. But I also want people to be open that sometimes the universe has a better plan for you. That's true.

Like, I would argue that I did not manifest as, as in I said, I didn't want to date another comic and I've never dated a guy in his 40s. And it surprised me like what, the universe knew what was better for me than what I thought it was Which was like I will say on my 24th birthday I like that whole year. I said I will be on TV by the time I'm 25 Mm-hmm and when I turned 25 was the first time summer house reached out to me like that next month And what's crazy is I manifested when I was selling t-shirts when I was 24

that I want to be- That we would have Giggly Squad merch? Yes. Speaking of Giggly Squad merch, how fucking dope is this one? Okay, so Giggly Squad merch. When I tell you, it's the best we've ever done. Yeah, this is our newest launch is so sick. And I know I sound like Chris Harrison you, it's the best we've ever done. Yeah, our newest launch is so sick. And I know I sound like Chris Harrison being like, it's the most dramatic season.

But like, you guys, if you've been watching my stories, I wore it all Austin. I've been wearing it and the gigglers are like, are you crazy? How is this not on the site yet? And I'm like, sorry. It looks like a legit band. People are going up to, someone literally went up to me

and goes, what band is that? And I go, my band. My band is shit. Literally. You became Eminem in D12. That's the name of my band. Just started rapping in Austin. Oh my god, D12 is my favorite.

But anyway, with manifestation, I basically was like, I wanna do video. And it kept it pretty general. And then I was, it's just like video was. It just happened. I knew I was gonna be on a screen. Yes. You cannot be ashamed, especially when you want something.

You have to like really own it and really love it and want it and not have any bad energy of like, oh, you're selfish cause you want attention. Oh, your parents not gonna like this. It's like, no, this is me. This is my question. Wait, question for you. I don't know why this just popped in my head are you gonna dye your hair red after my wedding I think I will except I'm getting my hair dyed right before my wedding because I have gray hair from reality TV um because on your bed you're red you did say it in a drunken state

oh my god page guess what I'm dyeing my hair red and i was like right now red is what i want to do the tiktok red strawberry red do you support i i kind of do i just think page my hair's been like this since college yeah i'm sick of that uh...

you go if i have to look at your fucking boring face again no because i believe have to look at your fucking boring face again. No, because I feel like- Wait, the least interesting to look at in this part. I just feel like- No, but I feel like you never, here's the thing, you never like when you get highlights, and you never like when you get low lights. I also never like if I cut an inch, if I cut a inch off my ear. No, if you have a panic attack.

I have a panic attack. Like I wish I had the jawline you have, but we don't. We're a giant girly honestly I chopped my hair again in my kitchen today if I had a jawline like you I'd shave my fucking head and I just do it just chop it you would look so good with like I'm not a fan of me I don't want to you go literally bad nails. I will you literally did I know that you did you Manifested my bad nails Hannah you fucking put a hex on me, but I feel like that would be high fashion I'm not shaving my head. No, you know what it would be editorial

No, it's not I didn't know what editorial meant because I recently was talking to like some stylist And she's like this is so editorial and I go no one's ever said that word to me I don't know what it is and it sounds like a book that I don't want to read It's high fashion is that you couldn't wear streetwear. It's editorial like have you always been more commercial? How a tutorial how it fucking dare you know how I learned that from the from the Tyra Bank show the yeah more commercial They know I was the commercial shaper head off. I actually when I was a child model I was straight commercial yeah, and that means you're in like cattle that's like catalog modeling editorial is like They want you on the cover of Vogue. They want your vanity fair. They want you have to be like ugly hot

like they want you on the cover of Vogue, they want you on Vanity Fair. And it's where they want you have to be like ugly hot. Yes, you have to be, you have to have an interesting face and it doesn't always mean that you're like so pretty. It's you're just so interesting to look at. But that's why Kendall Jenner is like, it's interesting because she is very serotypically hot and has changed her face to be like very serotypically hot

and is getting that stuff. Yeah, like some of the biggest models, like if you saw them, you'd be like, waitpically hot and is getting that stuff when you're like some of the biggest models like if you saw them you'd be like wait what's going on but they're just you like want to look at them. Yes they have interesting faces. What are we talking about? Oh yeah my hair. So maybe I'll do it. We'll see. It'll be like a rebrand. Are you? Yeah, okay, but would you to die it right? You don't have to bleach it though, right? Like, I have no idea. And I heard what the artist to do.

Oh, you haven't done any of the research. Do I look like I would do admin research? How have you not done any of the research? Because I haven't started wedding planning page. I'm getting married in two weeks. I like wake up in the middle of the night things pop into my head and I do the research. Like last night I had a dream that I was ripping my toenails off so I had to research it. And we got what is the meaning? What is the meaning? What is the reason?

Multiple meanings and it like wasn't all that great. Yeah. And I was just like I'm gonna go back to sleep because this wasn't the answer that I wanted. I wanted to be like you last night. It was pretty boring But I did you value were we I text you to go about it. Oh my god You did which is fucking crazy that you said that to me because last night I had a Basic eyes. I've been doing stand-up on the road like my hour for a long long time As in like eight months. And I'm like, I'm like feeling a special coming on in my gut.

Dude, and I texted Hannah literally yesterday morning, and I am not going to lie. I've gone to multiple psychics, and they all say the same thing that if I wanted to be a psychic and I honed in on it, I could totally do it. And then I come from a line of witches, and I believe that. And I had a dream of you telling me that you got a Netflix special, and us being like, oh my God. That's crazy, because yesterday,

I was literally talking to someone who like has connections of how that would happen. Like I had that conversation. You're getting one. Mine is less cool. Okay. It was me and Sierra were at brunch and I guess we were not in New York and I was like, I missed my flight. I mean that was literally just like last week. That was just a memory. Like we were loving so much fun and then I was like, 1230, that's my flight. And then you know when you're on your phone and like,

it won't load, like nothing's fucking loading and you're like, I need, and then it's like $800 to reschedule. So that was just an admin stream. What do you think about the, like, when you dream, your, like your phone is with you every single day, it's a huge part of your life. But in your dream, your phone is never in your dream.

I have computers in my dream, like laptops. Like I'll be like trying to- In your staying. I'll try to go to the Wisconsin website to see my schedule, and I like can't type to see what class I'm supposed to be at. I've never had one electronic in a dream. I'm just like a tech nerd though, you know, I'm just like super tech. I did have a dream though recently, and I woke up and I thought it was real,

and I actually got out of bed that someone knocked on my door and wrote me a note and was like, how dare you not recycle? And all my trash was outside my door. I was zero. I don't know. I don't know. Zero did send us the text being like,

it's Earth Week, make sure you recycle extra. So maybe that was it. I was like so nervous that I didn't recycle extra. So maybe that was it. I was so nervous that I didn't recycle enough. When you're in a bad place, though, like dreams really are your subconscious. And I was exhausted this last week. I woke up one day and I was so tired, I'm PMS-ing.

I missed Dez, I missed Butter, I missed my friends. And I was like, I had to do like five shows that night and I had a horrible dream. And you know, when you just can't get the dream off you. Like I like walked around and I still was feeling like the fucked upness from the dream. And I started having a panic attack because I was like, mind, what's wrong with you?

This is not a real dream. Why are you sad? Why are you upset? And then I like called my friend. Who? I called Cheech because she loves talking about anxiety with me. It was like hello. Yeah, Craig is a real fucking asshole in my dreams always.

Oh my god, that's interesting. It's interesting how people, well, it is classic to get mad at your significant other in the dream. Yeah. Because they're just dicks. Okay, so what dope documentary are you watching? Because I watched a show, was that it? Okay, well I have to talk about it.

White hot, the Abercrombie and Fitch documentary. Oh yeah. So, hot take. I mean, I've watched a lot. It wasn't as good as I wanted to be. I could see that. There was no murders. There was no like real people getting in trouble.

They're like, oh, Abercrombie and Fitch was fucked up. And I'm like, no shit. It's not like anyone got sued. Yeah, basically the most fun part is the beginning when you remember what Abercrombie and Fitch was. And they like show everything. But also Abercrombie and Fitch in my, show, everything. But also, Abercrombie and Fitch in my... I don't know, it wasn't necessarily like, it was cool, but it didn't like make you or break you if you had Abercrombie or not. What about you? Do you remember Abercrombie being like, only the cool kids where Abercrombie? I remember telling my mom if it's not Abercrombie and Fitch on Christmas morning, I don't want it. Wow, well then again, that's me.

I had no idea it was going on in the fashion world. Like, Abacrombian Fitch was the first time I ever bought a pair of tight jeans, like tight on my thighs, and I remember those jeans, and I loved them. I could still picture them. Like, I can still picture my first Abacrombian Fitch outfit, and it was a denim mini skirt, and on the butt was like the classic Abacrombian fitch outfit. And it was a denim mini skirt,

and on the butt was like the classic abacrombie, like butt logo, but it was in pink sequence. And I fucking died for that skirt. I went to a school where we had to our colored shirts and like the abacrombie ones. We'd wear the colored shirt with a tank top underneath, like a different color. Remember when people would wear double collar shirts?

Like that was a thing. Those are in jail now. That was wild. That was also like a- And they were popped. Popped collar. Popped. Oh my god, it was horrible.

I remember I did tell my mom I was like, if I win this match, can you buy me a LaCost shirt? And that was like a huge deal. It was like 80 bucks. Yeah, yeah, LaCoste was a huge deal. LaCoste, I thought LaCoste was cooler than Abercrombie. But long story short, so basically it's super homoerotic. Basically the guy who ran it was gay, the photographer was gay, and then you have all

like the douchey guys been like, yeah, I're so cool, I'm in a threat when it was, but the male models, they definitely took advantage of. I have heard that the photographer, like because when I was a child model, all I wanted was to be in the Abercrombie and Fitch ads. You're like, fuck you limited to. And I went, I remember I went for one audition for it. And I just, I looked nothing like the girls that were like going in for it. I'd be honest, you're a little too

cultured. You're Italian. You like, I didn't. I wanted blonde. Everyone was blonde. Yeah, so the controversy is they wanted all American. But all American to them was literally just looking like you grew up on a cow farm. Yeah, like I didn't, I was, everyone was blonde, everyone was blonde. And I wasn't tall enough. And I remember going to it and I remember being so upset about it. And then years later, like meeting a guy who had like modeled for Abacrombian Fitch and being like, it was the worst experience modeling experience ever like the

photographer was so creepy and like he definitely slept with all of the guys. So overall Abacrombie I highly recommend it but like you're gonna be like Yannos shit. Okay then on the flight I did watch Jane Goodall's documentary which was lit. Someone in my fourth grade class dressed up as her to do a book report and I'll never forget it. Jane Goodall, she was wild. She was a pioneer.

I heard it. She always knew Jane Goodall was out here doing. This is a name that you kind of think you know what she did but 26 she gave they gave her six months she had no experience they're like we want someone who's unbiased not a scientist oh my god 26 26 just throw her in Africa and she for five months just sat there and watched monkeys run away from her and she's like it wasn't working whenever I'd see them they monkeys run away from her. And she's like, it wasn't working. Whenever I'd see them, they'd run away. And then one day, I think she realized they like bananas. Wait, did Jane Goodall start the banana thing with monkey?

The whole slip on a banana peel, that was Jane Goodall. It's Jane Goodall still alive. Or is she like a brine brown that I randomly think is old and dead? Is Jane good all still alive? Or is she like a Brunei brown that I randomly think is old and dead? I think she's still alive, but she's definitely old. Okay. But people also weren't respecting her because she was like blonde, beautiful, long legs. And these chimpanzees, it's crazy.

They start to accept her. And she's like playing with them, and she starts to learn so much about them, because there was zero information about chimpanzees, and she basically goes, everyone thought humans were the only ones that could make tools, that's what made us cool. And she watched them make tools to eat ants,

and she's like, newsflash, chimps can make tools too, and everyone starts freaking out. What streaming platform is this on? National Geographic. Okay. Wow. We are getting old. We are getting old. So you guys get a subscription.

It's fucking crazy over there. But then they say it's time. Do you remember when you were little in your job, we put on National Geographic, and you'd be like, in your head, you'd be like, what the You'd be like what the fuck? I said Nickelodeon I should do graphic and let me sit here and peace no one noise is

But then they then they send this guy to take photos because they don't believe her I can't see butter just butters. No, it actually looks like a snake. Why is she doing that with her tail? When cats are happy, they just let their tail flow around. It's like an extension of their personality. Like when their tail is moving like that, it means like she loves the sound of my voice, we're vibing.

Your wire is like going crazy. Oh shit, sorry. Can you hear that? It's okay, people won't be able to hear it in the recording. Wow, we'll make it, we'll make it through this. So long as they're short, they send this guy. I forget his name, not relevant.

We're de-centering men from our lives. Right. And she doesn't like him at first, because he changed smokes. And then they fall in love. And get married and have a baby that they raise in. C, B, open. C.B. Open. Be open to your manifestations.

I do have to say though, I'm like really? Have you just not been, this is like a work crush. I feel like the only one that is off-ish. He's off-ish. He's off-ish. He's off-ish. He's off-ish. He's off-ish.

And stuffing his face with bananas the whole time. He's the only one that could speak to you. I feel like this is a work crush, Jane. And then, Jane married a monkey. But then it's up kind of worse because he was the only option. But the kid was raised in like Africa. And her name is Cady Heron. Cady Heron.

It's Katie. It's spelled C-A-D-Y. But it's Katie. Yeah, I'm gonna call you Cady. She, this kid, they do a whole thing about him. He can like do the sound of every animal. She's like, do a zebra and he's like, uh-oh. And she's like, okay, now do a giraffe and he's like,

wow, uh. And I don't even know what a giraffe fucking sounds like. This kid could have done anything. I know, true, we like that fucking kid. He was like, ew, ew. You're like, got some ambulance, but okay, I think he knows what he's doing. So anyway, I highly recommend watching that.

What did you watch? Oh my God, okay. So I got home from that wedding at like 6 p.m. Whatever, I got on my couch. I fell right to sleep, slept till midnight. And I was like, I just fucked myself. So I was up all night, there's like nothing on, there's nothing on right now.

So I was on Netflix. And there's this new show called The Anatomy of a Scandal. And it was only six episodes. I watched all six episodes. Sienna Miller is like the main person. And it's basically about her husband that gets in trouble for having an affair and then just like realizing that her husband is a fucking asshole because she like believes him the whole time

about like this affair and like all the things she's saying and then it's good. It's good to like have on where it's like I like I'm kind of invested this, but there's also nothing to watch. So I'm gonna watch this, but I don't really care about it. And so I watched that. And I also watched the Ultimatum. Did you watch that? I'm triggered by that stuff now, but no, it really, they all need therapy. And they're also all 23, and I'm like,

none of you are getting married by. Also, who was like, you know, it would make this better And they're also all like 23 and I'm like none of you are getting married by also Who was like? You know it would make this better if we fought on TV Yeah, like maybe right like I could have never sat there and watched my boyfriend go live with someone else I get it obviously we should break up you want bang another girl Yeah, and obviously like if you want to be on a reality show like that's cool we've done it we're there but are they're not better ones? We're living. Yeah. We're surviving. It happened we did it. I'm in like so much debt from therapy but of all the reality shows you can pick the one. It's funny because

it's true. But you're really gonna pick the one that shows you in significant other, like, relationship fall part? Why aren't you fucking, I don't know. I just couldn't imagine condensing my boyfriend the same with, like, temptation island. You know, like, imagine having that conversation with your significant other, like, okay, here's an idea. We go to this island. We see if we want to fuck other people.

If we don't, we see together. And it is. Like, oopsies. Oopsie poopies. It is an early thorn. This thing, though, where you're like, let's do something crazy and like, we'll fuck and fight.

If you're in your early 20s and you're in your interrelationship and you're thinking about sleeping with someone else, it's because you want to sleep with someone else and that's okay. And you should break up and you should go sleep with someone else. It's because you want to sleep with someone else, and that's okay, and you should break up, and you should go sleep with someone else. And that is something Brunei Brown would say. I'm gonna end with one more thing.

I forgot my mom is such a savage. She calls me and she's like, you guys need to talk about this on Giggly Squad. She just watched a show with these like Japanese kids who have to run errands. I saw the commercial for this on Netflix. She said it was so fucking good and she starts dying laughing and she goes, these kids do errands that you could never do.

And I'm like, okay, okay, I didn't ask me a tax right now before 11 am. Wait, and I also heard that like Japanese reality shows are so insane that they put like our reality shows, like they're like in child's play. Like, I heard they're so good. Wait, now I'm gonna watch it. Because I was like scared to put it on. I was like, I feel like this is going to be like heart-runching

because there's like a two-year-old crying in the trailer for it. Like, I don't wanna go to the store by myself and I'm like, oh my God. But then I don't eat or I get it. Yeah, girl, I got it. I can barely fucking write a check. Maybe we'll learn something from the show.

They're like doing our taxes. Anyway, guys, we are so excited. We're going to New York City Boston again, because y'all were so pretty. Y'all are nuts. Y'all are so awesome. We're still not recovered from it. And DC, did I say DC? And New York Boston DC.

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