Giggly Squad - Giggling about partying in LA, read receipts, and love languages

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

Paige attended a Sports Illustrated party in LA and embarrassed herself just the right amount. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up my jigglies? Mmm. My jigglers. I like fat. I think someone called us that, and I was like, are you calling me fat? We've had a wild weekend. No, we really have.

And by we, I mean you. I'm like, wait, I didn't do shit. I think it's a hot shed. I think it's a hot shed. Let me tell you something about LA. I don't like it. They love hiking. They love milk. It's just like so cliche of me to say, but you can't go anywhere. Like, okay. I mean, I can't, I can't drive. No,

you could, no, you could never live there. Bitches sitting on the sidewalk and waiting. If it's so big that if you live in one part of town, you could never live there. Bitches sitting on the sidewalk and waiting. If it's so big that if you live in one part of town, you could never date someone in another town. Like, if you lived in Santa Monica, you could never date someone who lived in Malibu. You're basically doing long distance. We were almost late to our fucking show because it was took an hour to go three blocks.

It's just the craziest thing to me. And like, here's the other thing. In New York City, if the light turns green and people don't go in two seconds, it's like horn horn horn No, no, no, no hunks they're horn there They're all high Yeah, I think they are I think they're just so all high so you went to the sports illustrator partay Oh my god, can you give us a day in the life of what it's like to go to the sports illustrator party? I literally got nervous because I was like, oh my God, what if my husband's here?

And like, what am I going to say to crack? I'm like, what if like a six, five amazing athlete just walks up to me and it's like, you're the love of my life. Like, how am I going to break it to crack? So tell me about the party. So It was actually so much fun. Um, I love to my outfit. That's why I was your aesthetic. My aesthetic was like I didn't want to be trying too hard. Oh my god So my aesthetic was like a doughnut tried too hard, but like I want to have a cool outfit So Craig and I are about to do the step-in repeat and I am like feeling

myself. I'm like doing the pictures. All of the sudden, every single sports, it was like a gaggle of sports illustrated models were like right behind me on the carpet and they were posing. And so, I literally ran off. It's like, this is not good for my mental health. I can't watch you guys. Take your picture. Well, I forgot. I thought for sports illustrator, I was like, oh, like all the athletes, but it's like also for all the bikini models. Yeah, it was. Oh my God. Okay, so then I have a really embarrassing story. So one of my girlfriends is a stylist. So every now and then I will like call her and be like, hey, I need it like an outfit for this event.

Can you help me? This is my vibe. So I go to her apartment the other day to pick up an outfit. And she's like, oh, you can meet Camille. And in my head, I think, oh, she's one of her friends, whatever. So I walk in. Camille Grammar.

I'm not sure. So I walk in. There's the stunning blonde standing there and she's just like, she's like, oh, Camille's going to the sports illustrated party so like you'll know someone there. And I was like, oh my god, that's so fun. Like, have you ever been before? And this girl was so nice. She was like, yeah, like I've been like a couple times and I was like, oh, is it outside?

And she's like, yeah, sometimes it's outside. Like I think it is. Like this year and I was like, okay, great. Camille leaves. You had no idea who she was. No idea. I know who it is already. So Camille leaves, the lovely woman that she is. And my friend looks at me and she goes, I don't know, maybe the number one sports illustrated model in history who's also dating Rob Grunkowski

and you asked if she's ever been to the sports illustrated party. I was so mortified. I was like, oh my God, do you think she thought I was being a bitch and purposely not recognizing her? But I legitimately, was not thinking. You have not really thought it was LA fog. Yeah, I just like-

You've got a lot of blondes, you got confused. I wasn't thinking so now. I heard she's also funny. She's silly, she's a good personality. I mean, she was so nice, so cute. And I mean, couldn't have been nicer, but I was just like, oh my God, have you ever, like what is sports-a-lady? She's silly like she's a good personality. She was I mean she was so nice so cute and like I mean couldn't But nice but I was just like oh my god have you ever like what is sports illustrated? Do you know what it is?

I want to know celebrity sightings. Did you have any other interactions? Give us the tea who was like a bitch to the waitress. What's going on? I actually didn't have any other You were like after the photo shoot at the separate repeat, I went under the table and I sat there and said, find a happy place, find a happy place. Craig and I went to our tape. No, we didn't block out. We were actually the perfect amount of drunk, which I love

those nights. I love that for you. Craig talked to Rufus just so for a while. So he was really pumped about that but Jack Harlow came on because he was performing. Oh, did you and you know I actually didn't know he was performing. Did you pee yourself? Oh, I'm when I tell you my whole body change. Just try to know about your thing with him. He sure does now. He sure does now. He goes, because his song started playing and I like look over to the stage and I'm like maybe they're just like

playing his music because it's phenomenal. And then all of a sudden the screen of his name comes up. And when my I tell you that my energy shifted I forgot Craig was even there. Like a shy. All of my attention went to the stage, I sang every word to the point that Craig was like, this guy? And I was like, don't you even? Then we got back to the hotel and I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe we saw Jack Carlo. Like, he's so amazing.

Like, and I'm just gushing. And Craig, like in typical guy fashion, he was like, yeah, no, look, he definitely has swag, but didn't see him like he could really hold the crowd's attention. So just for that, and I go, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? So we got into a fight about Jack Harlow. He's like, that's him, you want to date Jack Harlow?

I go, if he wanted to. Yeah. That is so funny. Because it's also funny when dudes are trying to understand if guys are hot or not when they're straight. And their brain starts to malfunction. They're like, he's good looking. What's good looking?

Then what's good looking? Jack was wearing a varsity jacket. I mean, our boarded that jacket last time we were in LA, so like, I dressed like him too. And I was like, no, you don't. As if you don't. He's like, is that the hilly you're gonna die on dry car loan? You're like, I'm so fucking losey. Yeah.

Um, but this is a great segue into the NFL Super Bowl performance. I mean. And I'm not trying to say like, white rappers need to compete against each other, but Jack Harlow needs to sit down when it comes to martial mathers. I love when you use government names. I mean, Jack Harlow, we love what he's done.

No, we love. It's adorable. It's cute. It's adorable. But what, Eminem went on stage. I'd have sex with him in front of Craig. I think that's our amount. That is where we hope Craig doesn't list this podcast. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? When he started playing loser self, I swear to God, I cried. I cried.

And I wasn't even being messing like real tears. You wanna know what the status part about, that entire half-time performance is, I was with Craig and I was with my friend Stephanie. You met Stephanie, my friend from high school. We live in L.I. And the whole time we're watching it, we're just like, this is what the Super Bowl

should be every year. Like they should only have legends only. Like, this should just be these people. And then we were like, wait, a couple of years ago when they had like, who's someone that like our fans would be? I don't know, like not even. Like when they had like. We're no Mars. No, like someone older.

Oh, oh, like Elton John. Yeah, something like that,? No, like someone older. Oh. Oh, like Elton John? Yeah, something like that, or like, I can't even think, but whatever. Like our parents were probably like- Oh, did you only ever be here? Oh, like bunjovie? Yeah, like did you only ever be that? And then I felt like so old.

No, it was a moment where I was like some people are not appreciating this because they are young and they have better skin than us and they still shit on a normal cycle. And I kind of loved that Kanye was there and like watching. Oh, Giggler's we will get into that. But I have one thing to say. Stop shaming 50 cents body leave 50 cent alone. If I was 50 cent, I would be eating well too. Like why would I not? I also people were like, what is it? 400 cents and like guys.

His whole dollar. Leave the guy also maybe his face was just bloated because he was upside down waiting for like an hour. Wait, what was the upside down thing? I didn't get it. I think in his in his music video back in the day, he was like doing curls upside down. So he was like recreating it. But I love 50 cent. I love 50 cent. Also, I love him at any weight. And I love that he's kind of a bravo celebrity with a fafty thing.

I mean, heawfty thing. I mean, he's the best thing. I just come out of Vanderpump rules in the last two years, three years, for sure. Maybe that in the nicest way. The nicest way. No, I love him. I thought the entire performance was just also

like the set in which they performed. Mary J. Blige's outfit. Oh my god. I know what you like the set in which they performed. Mary J. Blige's outfit. Oh my God. I know what you like the set. Because it was like a Barbie doll house for rappers. No one. No, literally I said that. I was like a fun like play house.

Yeah. And we love Mary J. Blige. And we have a dope documentary of Mary J. Blige. I forget where it's on. Maybe prime. You guys have to watch it. She crushed it. She crushed it. You can't pass out after a performance

unless you fucking crush it. The boots. I loved that. We're great. Who else? I mean, Dr. Dre. I mean. Snoop Dogg.

The swag. Also how is Snoop Dogg been the same age since we were little to now? Like, he looks the exact same. Like, he's always been this age, and I feel like it's like he's always been in his 50s. I wanted to keep going. I wanted them to like, all go on a tour together. Okay, let's talk about Kanye.

We have to. Where were you when Kanye went off this weekend? Oh. Oh. Cause I was on my couch and I was. What is going on? I was taking it all in. It is literally someone made a meme

of like the scene in Mean Girls when she just starts screaming. And he's talking shit about Kitty-Kitty. He's talking shit about Pete. He's talking shit about Kim. And he's going off on everyone. He's cutting friends out. He's protecting his family. He's cutting more friends out. He's spreading gossip. And um, you want to know what caps lock? I love that he apologized for the caps lock. He goes, I love that that's what

he took from people. He was like, I see what I've done wrong. It's the cat's life I get. Because you guys think I'm just yelling at you. And we're like, you are yelling at us. You're 100% yelling. You ever get really, really mad and you write the craziest text message or you're like, you have the craziest insane shower fight. And then you don't do anything. And then like an hour later, you're like, oh my God,

thank God, I didn't text that to that person. Oh my God, like thank God I chilled't text that to that person. Oh my God, like, think I'd have chilled out. He doesn't have those moments. Well, it's at a point where I'm like, I don't think I should be reading this. I feel like it's so intimate of their family. It's so intimate. I actually feel really bad for their kids. Because one day, they're going to be like 16 years old and like be looking up shit and be like what is going on

Also, she's been with this guy forever and I wonder for a long time and I wonder how many times this has happened behind closed doors and how they manage like this can't be like a new thing from him right I also think that like Wait the one thing I did think at one point during the Super Bowl halftime that Martha Stewart was just gonna make a camera. Martha Stewart, we're hanging out and I was like, can they perform? I guys like stuff a space with something that Martha made me. I saw him at the Sports Illustrated party and I know you did it. Okay, now that, fuck Jack Harlow, I want some Guy Fieri. I saw him at the Sports Illustrated party. And I know you did it. Yes.

OK, now that fucked up Carlo. I want some Guy Fieri. He came on the stage, as Cairo was finishing his performance. And I literally texted my mom and was like, you're really missing out on a great night. Guy Fieri's just a guy from the food network that has become a universal icon for happiness, joy, and excitement. I mean, the man gets paid to travel the country and just eat.

And help small businesses. Like that's, I mean. I feel like he probably manifested at that. He was like an eight year old kid and he was like, I just want to eat. They just want to do it. I'm really kidding. His mom was like, you can't make a career of it. And he's like, watch me. I feel like he, did you ever watch Emerald as a child?

Hannah It was that way Hannah when I tell you you're in my fucking brain when Craig and I got home from the sports illustrator party It was like 2 a.m. Or something more laying in bed and we like turn on the TV and there is an infomercial of Emerald and we like turn on the TV and there is an infomercial of Emerald. I'm olig When I tell you we had a 15 minute conversation about him and I was like oh my God you never see him anymore and I was like oh my God he raised me. I'm so happy he's still out here hustling. He has a whole like cooking like pans and pots and all and he does a full

infomercial. You know what he literally had one punch line and that was bam And you would just watch like knowing it was gonna come and then when it happened you're like, oh thank god We went as far as to be like I needed today We went as far as to be like how old do you think he is and then like we guessed and then we googled it He's a lot younger than you'd think I think he's like early 50s. I went late 50s Wow, he doesn't look that great He's a lot younger than you'd think. I think he's like early 50s. I went late 50s. Wow. He doesn't look that great, but like if all you eat is prejudo for 20 years,

he become a piece of proo. I also was really bored on Sunday and decided to do a full impression of Julie Fox. I saw it, I loved it. And I'm just wondering how you felt. I like to think about the small things. Like when you were doing your eye makeup, where you're just like, this is me now.

Like this is who I am. Great question. So I realized my skin tone kind of looks like hers early on. And I was like, I probably could look like her if I wanted to. Just kept them the back of my brain. You got, you have to be her for Halloween. And now I fucking have to be like everyone is, but I'll, I'll try to do it well. No, because you also have a similar body type to her.

Like she has a natural big ass and so do you. But you have a long way. But I could recreate one of her outfits for you for Halloween. So easily. Oh my God. Um, and you could just one of her outfits for you for Halloween so easily. Oh My god, and you could just wear all black and be you. Yeah, no, I would be I would be Kim. Oh Yeah, oh my god We have to do it Craig can be Scott this No, I'm gonna make Craig Pete

Oh my god. We're making Craig Pete. Craig would never do it. He doesn't like funny things for Halloween. It's a whole fight. It's a whole thing. And they don't want to feel like you chose it for them. Yeah, so you have to trick them. So I saw the Colorado ad clip that's going around everywhere where she's like, do you

think you're Yeeze Muse? And she's like, um, yeah, I mean, it was Peter Softy's Muse and Uncle John. Uncle John's. Uncle John's. So I was like, okay, I can work with that. She has a lot of fun. I need to watch.

I need to watch Uncle John's. I haven't watched, I heard it was like stressful, so I just couldn't. Yeah, people were like, if you have anxiety, don't watch this movie. And I was like, I don't even wanna see the trailer then. I was Peter Sopty's muse and I'm like, I'm, so with that, I was like, we're doing it.

Aiden, does his brother, who by the way, single and a New York city, 41 years old, Zadi, so handsome, DM him. What is it, Aido Bishop? I'm in like, I'm trying to pot in people off. Yeah, you're doing love connections. I think he was gonna come home and I was like, if this motherfucker comes home

with my makeup like this, he's gonna call this and be like, we have a problem. Something's going on with your wife and I'm scared. So I'm putting it on laughing that like, I'm potentially might see someone in the next 20 minutes. And when I was doing it, I was like, I became her. And then I just kept leaving you like these voicemails. Full method acting. I was like, and I did a headphone that had no microphone in it. And

I was like, yeah, you're not responding to my text message, and I know you're on Instagram because you won't stop fucking posting And yelling at everyone, and I know you fired your assistant who knows where the caps lock is But I think you should find him again. It's super crazy But um, I love her. I actually really really like her. Dude, you gotta respect the hustle. She said that she's like, I'm the number one hustler in the world. She also has. She also was like, I haven't cried since 1996, and I'm certainly not going to cry about this.

And I was like, yeah, people were trying to hate on it. Like, ooh, it'll be less than I'm like, Connie was clearly trying to make Kim jealous. This girl was getting a Birkin. Literally, she got way more than a Birkin. I would have done done for the berk in. I would have done way more for less. If you're out here judging Julia Fox, judge yourself first, okay? Yes, I know the shit you girls have done for Pandora bracelets. Don't come for Julie of the Oh my okay Pandora the charms that shit was

like I have a little tennis record I was like So it's gonna be cool. Um see I Julie Fox gonna build her brand we love that for her But her do not eat the flowers. You're gonna throw up again. Sorry. In my Valentine's Day card, Craig wrote about my future cat. Wait, okay, that makes me really happy. Yeah. At the gate, there's a very excited about your cat. I know, he was like, I can't wait. I forget what it was, but like, I can't wait to like grow

our family with ren naming her buttons. Oh my gosh that's so cute. But I love fun. Butter. Um, I've been watching stuff. I've been watching stuff too. I've been watching a lot of stuff. What?

This is when you know we're in sync with our depression. We're watching. We are watching. You know what I'm doing well when we're like I haven't seen something a while no we're watching shit Oh, no, we are deep in shit. I'm caught up. I'm caught the fuck up tell me where do we begin? I mean, I know you love a cult. I know you love a Ponzi scheme. Have you watched Anna Delvey? I have hot takes about it. I as well and I'm so interested because I see you as like the epitome of... I know. I've watched documentaries on her. Yeah. Guys, I'm gonna piss some people off and I'm not

done with it. I think I'm on like episode six or seven. Am I enjoying it? Yes. Am I going to finish it? Absolutely. Is it done as well as it should be? Absolutely. Fucking not. See you in court. Shonda Rhymes. I love Shonda Rhymes. Literally. See you in small claims court. How unlikable can the reporter be? And us also have to follow the story through her eyes when we don't want to. We don't want to. I don't care about her life. And I mean that in the nicest way. In the nicest way. She's probably an amazing human.

I want to see Anna Delvey do shasty shit the entire time. I don't want to see you complaining about your pregnancy one more time. I care about your unborn baby. Don't care about it. I think I love Shonda Rhymes and I think she's great at scripted television shows. I think she gives it a flair of it not being too serious, but you're invested in like the storyline and it is a little bit dramatic.

I don't think it was right for what this show could have been. I wanted this to be so fucking like... I wanted it to be dark. Yes. You know? It was to be dark and I wanted to be like cool and I wanted to get deep in the mind of this girl. But they...

Yeah, it was too much of like a... It was like... It was like... It was fantasy when I'm like... No, this is real dark shit. Like even how they were showing it made it seem so fantasy And I was like no, I want to know some real shit And do you want to know what I think is blowing this show out of the water?

Pam and Tommy Wow Wow, that is a hot take have you watched it? Okay? Wow, that is a hot take. Have you watched it? Okay. I have watched it. I'm caught up on Pam and Tommy. I'm on episode six of Inventing Anna.

I am so fascinated watching Pam and Tommy for multiple reasons. One, how they transformed the fuck out of Lily James to look exactly like Pamela Anderson. You can take your eyes off of her. It's so cool. Exactly like her. She is.

She is. One of the best actresses of our time. They said it took four hours to blow the fuck up. They said it took four hours to blow the fuck up. Four hours in hair and makeup. Also, Pamela had done this whole thing where she was like, I'm getting off Instagram. I've never been on social media.

I don't care to watch the show. I live my own life. And like, I really respected that. And as I'm watching it, I almost wish that Pam would come out and say something because there's a scene where she's saying to Tommy, like, you're not taking this as seriously as you should be because you're a guy.

You're going to walk in the streets, you're going to get high fives because you fucked me. I am a woman, this is going to ruin me. And it did essentially ruin her career. Well, yeah, that's fucking crazy because then you have like Kim Kardashian where it started her career. Right.

You're nailing it in that there's an awkward tension happening where Pamela Anderson has publicly not supported this film and she doesn't like that it's all being brought up again because it's serious trauma for her. Yeah. It's people like look into it again and it's fucked up and that's why I do think there's a weird feeling around it but then there's like the other perspective where it's like you want Pamela to have a moment. I wanted to have her depth like I want. Oh, yes, a redemption like a brilliant moment where it's like this should already happen to you.

Let us show your real story in how you got so fucking sexualized and fucked and you respect it as a person you should have been respected for in the industry. Absolutely. The scenes of her on the set of Baywatch broke my heart because she actually was going to be like one of the biggest actresses. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her.

And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her.

And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. And people fucking loved her. So crazy. So crazy. It's crazy. I love how she's like, this is so me too. Like, I don't want a bad boy. I hate, I want a nice guy. I want an accountant and like one tattooed guy shows up and she's like, I'm area in four days. That was literally me.

I was like, I hate comedians. I would never date a comedian. Literally, rather cut my left arm off and then desk him into my life second date. I was like, take me anywhere. Are you doing that or what? Yeah, but I love her. I love Pamela.

I think. Do you not like the show? I like the show. Like I'm obviously gonna finish it and I'm gonna watch it. I think it's like a little bit boring. Like I'm not like, oh my God, what's gonna happen? I was bored with the Anna stuff.

I'm like, how many stupid conversations with the reporters are we gonna have? But I think it's also- I was riveted by Pam and Tommy. Right. I just think it's a story so pretty since. Look at this. Yeah.

But I think it's also because you don't want you for it and I want euphoria. Oh You're used to like euphoria. I mean there's no drop. You're like you're waiting for this I think with euphoria. I don't want to watch like cool kids in high school. That's not fun for me Yeah, it makes you very nervous to have children because there's actually no way that high schools are like this Like there's just no way that high schools are like this. Like there's just no way. I will start watching you for you.

I actually don't, for your mental health, I don't want you to because it'll get, thank you to anxious. It's so, it's just not letting me watch you. It's so anxiety-ridden. You're like, I'm gonna be getting one a.m. Face time for me, you freaking out. I don't need that shit.

There's too much drug use and you are pure and I can't I don't want you to watch it. Oh Thank you. I'm like I've changed from it. You text me and you're like are we gonna do Molly tonight or what bet? Oh my god. I'm taking an edible and going to bed. Literally if someone's like for a million dollars, can you roll a joint? I'd be like, absolutely not. No idea what I'm doing. Um, I can't. What did you, well, that's just because you're fancy. And you have good nails. What did you write about pizza toppings?

What's this pizza toppings in the notes? I don't think I wrote pizza toppings, Hannah. You always do this. Did I write pizza toppings? Did I write pizza? I don't even see pizza topping. I think you were writing drunk notes. I wrote a drunk note.

OK, I literally wrote in the notes. I'm drunk dash. Oh my god, this was hilarious. So we're in our hotel room, Craig and I, and I don't know, I'm just being my normal self. And I said something and I had him dying laughing. Like you do, you know, you're on stage at all times. And he goes, you know what, Paige?

I feel like you really don't get enough credit for how funny you actually are. And I was so fucking insulted as if he had just discovered me. You're like, what have you been on Reddit? What are they saying on Reddit? They're not talking about my incredible sense of humor on Reddit. Yeah, like, crazy, that that audience is not getting my highbrow sense of humor.

That's fucking insane. Honestly, I don't think people understand how sarcastic we really are. Like, 90% of the shit that comes out of my mouth, I don't think about, and I don't mean. I was talking. Oh yeah, we were talking to Sierra today. We're like, our whole sense of humor

is being like, mean to each other and roasting each other and that's how we show affection and then apparently And apparently now I'm a mean girl, but like it's hilarious to say if I'm nice to you I fucking hate you. I'm sorry. Yeah, like I'm like I gotta high how are you In New York that means go fuck yourself So he was like you just like don't get enough credit and I was like honestly I feel like that's a kind of mean to say to me. And he was like, what are you talking about? I literally just gave you a compliment.

I go other than the fact that I've built an entire career off of my personality. So I just feel like I've just- You're like, have you heard a one-liner in confessionals? Do you listen to any episodes of Giggly Squad when my mom was trying to convince you to eat a telling food of reverse time Because I was like, oh, that was one of our best bits It was one of our best bits. We made Craig listen to it. So now like after that conversation anytime

There's like a guy that's funny or something funny and like you're really funny for a guy Oh my god when I do comedy if I have like an opener and a feature that are both men whenever I go on stage You go give it up for these guys. Men could be funny too. It turns out- Wait, that's amazing. I love that. I like to twist the narrative, but anyway, we're just having fun here.

Oh, posting selfies, crying. Apparently helps Bella Hadid cope with her anxiety and depression. How do you feel about posting crying? I think whatever helps you do it. I know that that personally would not help me. My comedy friend was like, when I want to seem relatable, I post crying photos on Instagram.

I'd rather just look in the mirror and watch myself cry. But it's definitely like where gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not. I have a new therapist and we're starting to on Thursday, so Oh my God. Good luck. So let's go. I'll say lay it all out. Don't lie in the beginning. Don't try to

pretend it's not as bad as it is. Dude, people don't talk about it enough. How much they lied to their therapists. Oh my God. I lied to my therapist, you guys last week. And does was like, why did you do that? And I was like, oh my God, I lied to my therapist, you guys last week. And Des was like, why did you do that? And I was like, oh my god, I knew more therapy. No, I don't know what I lied about. Yeah, I do so badly.

So you know how I lost my laptop? Yeah. This last trip. Yeah. I also lost my podcast. Where did you lose that? I left it at the London. Hannah? Lucy Burner. You didn't tell me that. I left it at the London. Hannah Lucy Burner.

You didn't tell me that. I went on one trip. And bitch lost not only her laptop but her podcast equipment. So that is embarrassing. And I say to the gaglers, because I don't have a lot of money. I would never lie to the gaglers.

It's also literally the only thing I need for my career. Yeah. I could not. Like, I couldn't, I was like, oh my god, I lost, I told her I go, I left my microphone too. Silly me, I couldn't I was like oh my god I lost I told her I go I left my microphone to silly me I couldn't tell her that I lost my cuz I cuz I didn't want her really worry about me I didn't want her to be like oh This this is way worse than we thought like she she's gonna make me do twice a week or something

I can't afford twice a week. I could do one of it this woman's expensive. I have a friend that has two therapists One that she lies to, who makes her feel better, and one that she actually tells the truth to, he puts her on medicine. He has to talk about this, because your relationship with your therapist is important. I also know my therapist likes me, and I think that's important because I've had a therapist before where I'm like, they fucking likes me. Mm-hmm. And I think that's important. Cause like some, I've had a therapist before

where I'm like, they fucking hate me. I've had a therapist like that before too. Like they're like, they think I'm a stupid millennial cause I was like, she didn't tag me in her in sister and she tagged other people and I could tell she was like, I hate you. Yeah. Wait, there is a moment where like you sometimes get

to a turning point with your therapist and you're just like, you're actually not giving me good advice. You just like dislike me, I think. I'm like, I think you're actually trying to ruin my life. Yeah, I think that's horrible advice. And I'm probably not gonna do that. She's like, why don't you just give up because clearly this is a metaphor.

And I was like, on life? On life? But like, my therapist, like, you show it to therapy as Julia Fox, like, fix, say, you're like, is this a good one? That's a good one. Like my therapist, I love so much right now, like, she legit did tell me my coping mechanism is humor

and I literally had that moment where I was like, she thinks I'm funny. Yeah. I think my coping mechanism is just to be super self-deprecating. But if you read anything about manifesting and meditation and all that shit they say, that it's actually so bad for you to do. I used to be so self-deprecating to the point

that the people around you are like, oh, fucking, hen is a mess or hen is whatever. And I consciously stopped because I felt like I was becoming, but like, I was dimming my own light and then like, becoming it. Yeah, actually, I have a great moment that happened this weekend. When Craig and I were going to the sports illustrated party,

like, there's such famous people that go to that party and people that like walk the step and repeat and like that you would walk by and be like, oh my god, like I can't believe I'm seeing that person right now. Right before we got there, Craig was like, oh, I always get like right before I always got like a little bit nervous to walk into events like this. And I said to him, I was like, like don't get nervous. The way I don't get nervous is I just say to myself, no one knows who you are, you're

no one. There's so many other better people here to myself, no one knows who you are, you're no one. There's so many other better people here than you, no one's even looking at you. And he looked at me and he goes, oh my God, Paige, that's so fucking mean to say to yourself, like, why would you think that? And I had a moment where I was like, wait, that was so mean to say to myself,

but I feel like- Just tell yourself you're stupid to shit. No one wants you there. He was like, I'm not gonna do that to myself. I'm not gonna say you're like, I'd rather be nervous than absolutely shit on myself. And I was like, oh, okay. I tell myself I'm so ugly that I'm gonna burn people's eyes and then I go on the red carpet. See, I have, I told you, I have reversed by this morphe where I'm gonna burn people's eyes and then I go on the red carpet. See I

have I told you I have reversed by this morphe where I'm like okay all these poor social models have never seen along for so like mine and fat ass like mine and I literally walk on there and someone's like excuse me you're in the way and I'm like they're like are you with the crew are you production are you what camera team are you with? No, I am actually crazy and I um anyway, but it's So maybe both are bad. They should be extreme with the air maybe Bella's got it right Maybe we should just start posting selfies of us historically crying, but I can't cry recently and I think that's something I'm gonna bring up with my therapist

Are you on meds? No. Just birth control that I like literally never take. Yeah. I know that people don't... I'm stage. I know. I know that people,

hence why I've watched every single episode of every show that's out right now. Just to feel something. I know people are like, oh, I doubled up on my birth control. Can you triple up? Because I'm a lot of, oh, yeah, like the week of two days, no, your fuck's like your fuck. Yeah, I fucked up my whole system. I do have to say something interesting about we're talking about our boyfriends and laughter and shit like that. Des is doing his podcast again, the Desbishop podcast,

and he doesn't believe in love languages, and that is cause of a riff between us, because you know my love language is words of affirmation, which obviously those are mine. And quality time, but like don't need it. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. So does this love language is... Accessory. Well, let me explain to me. Oh yeah, you also talked about it. I didn't get to see it, but my mom said you guys talked about love languages on Instagram. Wow, I'm very interested in this.

Okay, keep going. So does an Icanify about it, and he's like, I think it's bullshit. I think it's bullshit. So he does a whole podcast episode about love, which is does a whole test. And he calls me after. And I go, kind of, I guess your leveling language. And he goes, yeah. And I go, it's, word, it's acts of service and quality time. And he goes, yes. And I'm like, yeah, because they're real. And, but then he was kind of right. And he goes, it's just not that simple. And like, it's not that clear cut and his thing is

they don't factor in something super important and he said his love languages laughter which I thought was very cute because I thought he was gonna say that he doesn't believe in love which is like okay like classic fuck we're very good that's why we love him but he was like no it's laughter and then I was like oh and I was like I was like, you're not funny. So anyway, listen to that. But I feel like that could be put into words of affirmation, like talking to someone and like laughing with them. Yes. Yeah. So, but I fully believe that it's important to know what kind of

love your partner wants to receive. Because if you're constantly hugging them and they're pushing you away, you'd be like, they don't like me. And it's like, no, they have reasons. That's happening. And they're just not receiving love the right way. But then sometimes the way you like to give love

is different than how you like to receive it. It's a whole fucking thing, you guys, Google it. Okay, so that's Craig's whole stance on it. His love language to receive is words of affirmation. And I mean, like, if there was a scale from one to 10, this man is like 15. I have to tell him every 10 minutes that I love him, which is totally fine because I like him.

What's that sign again? We will. A query. A query yes. Okay. So he likes words of affirmation, but then I was asking him like, okay, what is your love language? He said words of affirmation. He goes, but the way I give love, and I was like, no, no, no. It doesn't, like that doesn't factor.

Whoever you are with, whatever their love language is what you have to give. It has nothing to do with what you just want to give. Or you just want to get. It's compatible with that. But that's hard. Like I like to give words of affirmation, does hate to compliments.

Interesting. I love to give physical touch. Yeah. Or. And you go, no. It likes to receive blow touch. Yeah. Or. And he goes, no. He likes to receive blow drops. It's perfect.

So we're amazing together. He likes to give acts of service, but acts of service don't get me going. Because in my head, you should be doing that anyway. Like, we want me to reward you for sure for your acts of service. He's about to have been a mom. Yeah, the best.

He's like, oh my god, I like, he thinks like starting your car in the morning is like something great I'm like one. I don't have a car and so like you got off easy there I'm starting your core. It's everything's like you just press it now. You don't have to turn a fucking key You can do it from the bed. I was like and I grew up with the dad like I Got the things. I know the stuff. Like, you should open my door. You should pull out my chair.

Like, that's just being normal. So it's a whole lot. What is awkward though, it's like, doesn't I both don't like, don't care for GIF receiving, but like capitalism and society makes it like, if you're not getting all these grand gifts or giving each other gifts, it's like weird. Like every fucking commercial is like, zams, give a kiss and I'm like, should I be, I even

like try to buy him a watch once and he was like, don't waste your money on that. Craig hates watches too. That's so weird. Yeah. I know. It's like the only good because they're expensive. We got all these. Yeah.

It's the only expensive thing. I was trying to like, I was like planning this whole thing for this watch and then he's like, I hate watches and I'm like, well, I'll never do like, I was like planning this whole thing for this watch and then he's like, I hate watches and I'm like, well, I'll never do something. I forgot. No, like for Valentine's Day, all Craig and I did was, like, I wrote him a card and he wrote me a card and it was... Oh. Like, that is all I really cared about today.

I prefer a written card or like a poem, even. Yeah, I also want like a designer bad a designer bag like really nice shoes and like probably some jewelry yeah but I gotta like gifts I so does is men are very simple you guys this is my biggest advice they will tell you what they like and then you just give them a ton of it like what is Craig likes the Ravens like literally for the whole rest of your life, just get him Ravens stuff and that man will be so happy. Um, does likes ice cream because he's a 46 year old man but he is a four year old in deep down

and he just wants to eat ice cream. So he's in Dublin right now. I called an ice cream shop in Dublin and And I was like, hello, my fiance is just a shop. Did you have a, do you try and have an accent? Hello! That's British. I was like, what's up? They're so cute with, I love Irish accents. And I was like, it says Bishop's birthday and they knew who he was. And I was like, oh, and I go, can you send him just like tons of ice cream, like crazy shit. And like a nice note, they go easy. Des calls me.

It's late at night and he goes, oh my god, someone's at my door. And in my head, I'm like, perfect. Oh my god. It's like timed it perfectly. And he hangs up and it's late, like 10 p.m. He texts me and he goes, they're not leaving. I don't know who it is like he's he thinks like someone's trying to rob him Yeah, and I all I want to do is surprise this man I'm like babe just get the door and he's like no one ever comes this late and I didn't order food

And I was like I'm trying to surprise you for fucking Valentine's and he's like what did you tell me that? He's been fucking knocking for 10 minutes. Oh looks to do I thought someone's trying to fucking rob me I'm like this is so romantic and then wait to see him a house there Here's a nice little townhouse You have homes and we don't even talk about it honey. We don't talk about it I let the media do what they want but we know I'm giggly squad International I was like I want But we know I'm giggly squad international. I was like I want

We will your well your kids automatically have dual citizenship Does has actually was born in England so he's British citizenship well your kids have that These are all questions. I have no fucking clue when it's admin. It's actually stressing out. I don't even have a pre-check. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. My kids, the passports. My unborn child's passport, leave it alone. I just got like a full bone excited attack. I'm so sorry to do that. I just got back.

Wait, do babies have passports? And how do you take a baby's passport picture? I am so stressed right now. I'm literally getting like red. Because they can't sit there on their own. But you can't be in the picture. I go, you didn't go get a pre-check. Can't get, wait in that line on 34th Street.

Jesus Christ. I call the people at the point. I literally feel like because our moms were so doting and so like did everything for us that we're gonna be the exact opposite. People said the point. I literally feel like because our moms were so doting and so did everything for us, that we're gonna be the exact opposite. I'm gonna be like four years old and I'm like, I'm hungry and I'm like, yeah, soul mine.

What do you want me to do? Dependent? Do you want to need no man? Figure it out, okay? Have you done your taxes yet? No, probably not. You owe me the deadline. You're going to jail.

So anyway, Des gets the ice cream. And he likes this local business called Murphy's and Dublin shout out. And he does this whole promo for them that he didn't have to do. And then the gig list started messaging me be like, can Des please do ads for Giggly Squad moving forward? Oh, it would be funny if we got Craig and Desi to do our ads.

That would be really funny. No, but then they'd want a percentage. And that's not, we're not playing that game. No, we're keeping our finances very separately. We put it on the business. Talk about role reversal and just how strong women we are. Sam trying to not be self-deprecating. Craig brought up to me the other day, like a prenup.

And he said to me, he was like, would you give me a prenup? And I was like, I felt like such a boss ass bitch. I was like, well, a thousand percent. We're gonna sign a prenup, but like, I don't know if I'm gonna be the one to give it to you. Like, I feel like that's something we would like right to get out there. He was like, can you serve me?

Yeah. I was like, why are you thinking about that? And he was like, because I just feel like, can you serve me? Hey. Wait. I was like, why are you thinking about that? And he was like, cause I just feel like, I don't know, like we're definitely, you're gonna make me sign one. I was like, yeah, no shit, I'm gonna make you sign one. Oh my God.

I was like, stop writing my co-tails, Craig. I could just see you in two years. I made you. I made you. I made you. It's so cute. Okay, wait. Okay, sorry you talked about. Now like I'm all stressed about your prenup with Craig, but I'm stressed about your baby's

passport. Wait, you have on here, read receipts. Do you have read receipts on? So I have one real friend in my life. I think I accidentally put read receipts on with my friend and she was like, I have to tell you something and I was like, what, and she's like, you have read receipts on.

That's so embarrassing. I was so embarrassed, but then it's like having food in your teeth. We're like, I'm so embarrassed, but then it's like having food in your teeth. We're like, I'm so embarrassed, but I'm so happy she told me, because then I would have been like living my life like that. And read receipts? No, no, no, no. Because no, no, no.

But what ruined my life is learning that Instagram, if you press on red, they still see that you read it. And now I can't join Instagram anymore. Sometimes, okay, I have like a love hate relationship with read receipts because I'm very traumatized by it because I had a boyfriend at one point in my life. This was in college. And I, one day, he took my phone and I didn't know this

and he turned on my read receipts and I had no idea. And so one day day we were like texting and I opened, read his message and I didn't respond. And then he texted me again and then I respond. I was like, hey, sorry, just saw this. And he goes, no, you didn't. I know that you saw this because you have your read receipts on. And I go, I know for a fact that I do not have my read receipts on.

And then I found out he turned them on. So it's very one thing to say, see you in small claims court. Very true. Very true. In small claims court, that is so violating and psychotic. And I'm so sorry that I'm crazy. He did it to me like literally in Martha's Vineyard, I'm like, on vacation with my family, living my life on the beach This man's just like read everything and not respond So that's my other point with reader seats I think it's kind of a boss move to let that person know yeah, I read this shit and I'm not responding to you Like I kind of love it

Read receipts are savage and you it's with great power, it comes great responsibility. And there's multiple ways you could use it. I like some of my best friends have it and my manager, so I kind of like it because I'm like, okay, at least they're alive. Yeah. The hardest part of dating in the beginning is that early text battle you do,

which leads me to my next segment, which is dry texting. Dry texting? Someone on TikTok, I need to know who these people are, but she did a rant about dry texting and I'm obsessed with it. I love that there's a name to it. Please explain. And I did a rant about it. It's that you always need to be a dry texture. Like by the way. I think I, I don't know butterspeaking. Oh man. Sorry, she need, she ate from the, she ate a plant.

But are you needed to stop eating from the plant? And can you not puke right in front of my podcast? Like I'm literally so busy. Butters like I have a stomach bug. I'm trying to lose three pounds. I'm like, that's amazing, but that's the fourth peak today. No butters gonna be fine. She just needs to stop eating.

Does is. Soil. Sorry. She's acting. She's like, ugh, ugh, ugh. Okay, so with your attacks, it means like, uninteresting, short, just very blah over text. Because-

Sounds like all my ex-boyfriends. Uninteresting, short and blah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and this is the reason, because, when you start off with those hot texts, and I don't mean sex, I just mean like fire texts,

like you're doing all the time, it is- Yeah. ...innevitably like going to stop being that hot and you're gonna feel weird. Okay. Also, if you're texting all the time and then you meet in person, like you've already told him so much stuff,

you want the high value time to be together. You want him to feel like for him to get the good stuff, he needs to see you. He can't just like get all this great attention from you over the phone. So this is only, you're talking about only in the beginning. In the beginning, yeah, only in the beginning. But then again, like don't you, like I dry text now, like, like, I mean, you're a long distance, but when I'm not with Daz, it's like, did you get the milk?

Okay. You're not like, you're not without intolerant. Like that was the trick. Okay You're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're And I don't mean in like the time it takes him to respond where I'm just like, I haven't laughed at any of your text messages and I like don't care about seeing you. And then I'm like uninterested. I think you can still be funny. Okay. And I say dry, I mean like, I want no paragraphs. I don't want like quick explaining.

I want like just not the best shit for your texts. Don't be like a complete idiot, but like make him laugh, be a little sarcastic, be a little short, like that's the vibe. And I'm not telling you not to be yourself. I'm just saying, let him know if he wants to spend time with you. Like it's not gonna be just all these like, text exchanges.

And then you actually get to know him. You know what I do is I fell in love with over text because I envisioned they were someone they're not. And you go on the date with them and you're like, ew, now I see your voice behind the text. I'm disgusted, I'm freaked out. That's it. There is it, there is.

I don't wanna say there's texting rules, but I will say when I first started talking to Craig, I made like a rule in my head. One that I was never going to ask what he was doing. Like I wanted him to think I was so uninterested in like what he was doing, where he was going. I never asked anything about him. I never texted him first. And like we would text for maybe like an hour, like four or five text messages

like every other day or something, but I never would start it. And I never wanted him to think that like, I cared what he was doing. Even though like, hello, I was stalking the shit out of it. What are you doing just on your Instagram? I'm like, what's your demo again? Cause I just wanna see like who you're paying, what's going on?

Who's paying it? Who's drawing TikTok, had a finesse move where she was like, be really, don't respond quick to any text messages. And then when you're with him, never be on your phone. So when you're not answering, he assumes you're really doing something.

You're not just like playing games with him. Or you could really mind fucking and be on your phone the whole time. I just feel like the texting games in the beginning, we will see gameplay games, but like yeah, you can fuck it up by. If you're not playing it, you're losing. know that or you date an older man. We're like des text nor like He we have funny text exchange, but like he wanted to talk on the phone all the time and I I like that I love what about because I feel like phone calls are different. What about people? Yeah, like I think a rick I think the best way to get me excited about you

is a random ass phone call out of nowhere or a random ass face time. See, I'm not, I don't, the face times are like flirting and fun, I feel like phone calls are so intimate. Do you know that Craig says that New York and LA are the only people that FaceTime, because I always FaceTime him, and I'm just like, what are you doing? Like, he thinks it's so weird.

He's like, I don't FaceTime with anyone but you. And I was like, I don't talk on the phone with any of my friends. Wait, that's crazy. Give me the only FaceTime. We only feel in New York or LA. Tell us if you FaceTime, because I never thought of that, but I believe him. He was like, I think that's a major city thing. Cities in the country, normal people aren't face timing all the time.

I was like, I think you're really wrong about that. Maybe you don't have friends. Maybe you're just not good-looking. My thing is when I face time, I stare at myself the entire time. I mean, yeah, no, same. But also there are times where I put my phone down, I stare at myself the entire time. So I don't. Yeah, no, it's the same. But also, there are times where I put my phone down, it's looking at the ceiling. True, yeah.

And it's like, I just want your presence here. I'm not like, yeah. And it's more intimate than a phone call. Wow. We figured out a lot. I'm a final thing. Are you playing Whirlpool? No, I'm not, but I keep seeing it everywhere. Are you playing Wordal?

I have to play Wordal. I'm always playing Wordal. I will download Wordal. I don't even know what it is, but I do. It's so weird. It's not an app. You have to download it. It's like Google Wordal and it's a really fun game. Everyone's been running home playing Wordal. Yeah, and it literally takes three seconds and there's only one week week. I mean a day so you like get addicted to it. I used to play this game called Jato, which is kind of the same with my grandma. So I really love Whartle. I highly recommend it. It's a dope game. You're literally morphing into Julia Fox. Whartles. I was

into Julia Fox. I was... I was 50s. Wordal muse. I'm actually the Wordal muse. Like, Wordal is created around me because I use so many words. I feel like... What even is it? Is it like...

It's a word game. Okay. Thanks. Uh, figure it the fuck out. It sounds like a Pokemon, but it's a word game guys. Thank you so much for giggling with us today We love you so much. We're sorry the episode was slightly late Some of us were drunk and And we love you so much. We'll talk to you later. Bye

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